Y&R Transcript Tuesday 12/2/03--Canada; Wednesday 12/3/03--USA

By Suzanne

sharon: You did this? You turned in your own father to the authorities?

Nick: Yeah, i did.

Sharon: Oh, my god. Nick, how could you?

Nick: How could i not, knowing what he did? I have proof of the bribery.

Sharon: I don't... I don't understand this.

Nick: What, why i couldn't turn a blind eye to this?

Sharon: Nick, it's your own father.

Nick: That's right, the great victor newman, my destructive, dishonest old man.

Sharon: You really hate him that much?

Nick: Sharon, this isn't about my feelings.

Sharon: Isn't it?

Nick: No, it's not. It's about right and wrong.

Sharon: You know what i think is wrong? I think it's wrong for a son to turn against his own father.

Nick: Okay, so no matter what he does, how immoral it is, I'm just supposed to smile and pretend it's business as usual? Well, I can't do that.

Sharon: Have you thought about what this is gonna do to your family?

Nick: I am not the cause. I'm not the one who went to the department store chains and bribed people with money.

Sharon: So you've just appointed yourself judge and jury, is that it? Your father's guilty, and you're gonna make sure that he pays the full price. Well, it makes me sick.

Man: Here you are.

Lauren: Oh, thank you.

Paul: Thank you.

Lauren: You know, while we're looking at the dessert menu, can I get a decaf, please?

Man: Certainly.

Lauren: Thanks.

Man: Sir?

Paul: Uh, yeah, that would be nice.

Man: All right.

Lauren: Now here's something interesting, "low carb cheesecake." I guess that's a way of indulging without actually cheating. A way of having your cheesecake and eating it, too. Uh, hello? A girl could get a complex.

Paul: I'm sorry. What were you saying?

Lauren: Is it my imagination, or did you just suddenly go somewhere else?

Paul: I was just thinking about something that i shouldn't be thinking about.

Lauren: Something or someone? Are we not naming names here?

Paul: So are you gonna have dessert or not?

Lauren: I am all for changing the subject. But, you know, maybe it would just help if we talked about her.

Paul: Who?

Lauren: All right, I'm gonna make you a deal. We are gonna speak about christine for a limited, specific time... And then we're gonna hit the dance floor. (Doorbell rings)

chris: Oh, now what?

Chris: Enter at your own risk. I'm in a lousy mood. Mary was here.

Lynne: Okay. Say no more.

Chris: That woman's gall never ceases to amaze me.

Lynne: Look, you don't need to tell me--

chris: I'm paul's savior. Were you aware of that? Not when we were together, mind you, but now, now it is my sacred duty to do something, quick.

Lynne: Okay. What is it mrs. Williams expects you to save paul from this time?

Chris: Three guesses. Oh, come on, lynne. You must have some idea. I mean, you told me yourself that lauren's on the prowl. She's throwing herself at paul. I mean, god, how serious are things getting? Or do I even have to ask?

Damon: Why in the world would you be going to japan?

Vanessa: Well, I hear it's a beautiful country.

Damon: Mm-hmm. So is italy, austria and spain. Why japan?

Vanessa: Well, would you believe that i, uh, won a vacation in a charity raffle?

Damon: No.

Vanessa: Well, how about that i've always wanted to go there?

Damon: No.

Vanessa: Wow. You seem almost suspicious of my motives.

Damon: Have i any reason to be suspicious of your motives, vanessa?

Vanessa: None that i can think of.

Damon: You going alone?

Vanessa: Unless you'd like to go with me.

Damon: I told you, I'm gonna be tied up for awhile.

Vanessa: Doing what?

Damon: Personal business.

Vanessa: Game over, damon. I know you're going to japan. So why don't you just admit it?

Neil: Hey, hey, hey.

Dru: (Laughs)

neil: Hey, what you reading?

Dru: Konbanwa.

Neil: I beg your pardon?

Dru: Konbanwa. It means "good evening" in japanese.

Neil: Yeah, well, uh, kumbaya to you, too.

Dru: No, konbanwa. Honey, read the book and study it on the newman jet.

Neil: All right. Cool. Cool. Kum... Kumba... "Japanese for busy people." All right, we'll study this one together.

Dru: Cool. How's lily?

Neil: Lily is out like a light.

Dru: Honey, i bet she is just as excited as we are about tomorrow.

Neil: Well, she's gonna see her parents getting remarried in japan. What's not to be excited about?

Dru: I'm beside myself, can I tell you?

Neil: Yeah, ditto on that. It's gonna be just you, me and lily.

Dru: Not exactly.

Neil: What you mean?

Dru: Well, honey, I have invited damon porter to our wedding.

danny: I was kind of surprised when you asked me to meet you over here.

Gina: You mean, at the abbotts?

Danny: Yeah. It's sort of becoming home to you, isn't it?

Gina: What are you doing, trying to check up on your sister?

Danny: I just want to make sure you're happy, sis.

Gina: I know you do, honey. I'm trying. Actually, I-I think I'm okay. You know, there's an upside to not owning your own restaurant. After the second seating, I can, uh, go home if I want to.

Danny: Hardly sounds like the old gina to me. I can remember nights where people couldn't drag you out of your restaurant till the wee hours.

Gina: Okay. So i miss it a little.

Danny: Of course you do. You'd have to.

Gina: There's a positive side.

Danny: John abbott?

Gina: Danny, he has been so wonderful to me. It's just unfortunate there's so much going on in his own life ght now.

Danny: Well, I imagine it's pretty great for mr. Abbott, with what he's going through, you know, having someone to look out for him.

Gina: Well, i think that, um, we've been good for each other.

Gina: But that's not what i want to talk to you about. Actually, I'm feeling very guilty. I pulled you out of europe, away from your career, and here you are, hanging out in genoa city, just to make sure that your sister's okay. Well, I want you to know that i'm fine. And I think it's time for you to get back to your own life.

Danny: Uh, what, are you trying to get rid of me here?

Gina: Don't be silly. I am so grateful. I needed you, and you came running. But there's nothing keeping you here now except a sister whose hand you're holding. And I just don't feel right asking you to stay any longer.

Chris: So from your silence, I assume things are pretty hot and heavy between paul and lauren. Apparently so.

Lynne: Chris, i didn't come here to get you more upset.

Chris: Well, you know, now that you're here, what's the dish?

Lynne: I really don't have any. From what I can tell, lauren's the one doing the pursuing.

Chris: So paul's fighting her off?

Lynne: I wouldn't exactly say that.

Chris: Yeah, I didn't think so.

Lynne: Look, it isn't paul's finest hour in the relationship department. He's hurting.

Chris: Well, you know what? If he needs a band-aid romance, who am i to stand in his way?

Lynne: Are you sure that's the way you feel?

Chris: Oh, don't second guess me. I'm fine. And I don't want to spend the night dissecting paul's love life. Listen, I'm glad you're here. I wanted to go out for a drink. Now I don't have to drink alone. Let's go somewhere.

Paul: A specific, limited time?

Lauren: Yes.

Paul: Fine, have it your way.

Lauren: You know, when we were talking about christine earlier, you said it was really disconcerting, the thought of starting over.

Paul: Yeah, it's partly that.

Lauren: What's the other part?

Paul: I just can't stop worrying about her. It's, um, force of habit, you know?

Lauren: I think she can take care of herself.

Paul: I know she can. I mean, intellectually, I'm aware of that. She has a new job. Everything concerned with that, I really doubt she's spending any time thinking about me. She's much too busy getting on with her life.

Lauren: And you keep telling yourself that, but are you listening?

Paul: Ah. Well, apparently, not too effectively.

Lauren: You know, paul...

Paul: I know. I mean, believe me, I have to move on with my life. I know that.

Lauren: Yeah, but that's easier said than done.

Paul: Yeah. Any advice?

Lauren: From me, your clandestine fling?

Paul: You're not a fling.

Lauren: No, I'm a warm shoulder at the moment. And that's okay with me.

Vanessa: You know what really gets me? Is you pretending my idea was a big yawn, and then planning a trip to japan. The ryukyu islands, right?

Damon: That will be one of my stops, yes.

Vanessa: And while you're there, you'll just happen to scout around for a particular orchid. Come on, damon, I wasn't born yesterday.

Damon: I never said your discovery didn't have possibilities, vanessa. I don't understand what you're getting all worked up about. Look, if you wanted to be in charge, if you wanted this to be your baby, why did you hand it to me on a silver platter?

Neil: My hearing is going.

Dru: No, it is not, honey.

Neil: You invited damon porter to come to our wedding in japan?

Dru: Mm-hmm. That's good, isn't it?

Neil: Drucilla, i don't know what the hell you're... I'd think if you were gonna invite anyone, it would be your sister. Why damon of all people?

Dru: I did invite olivia. She was unavailable. Besides, damon is a colleague of mine. He was going to japan anyway, so...

Neil: Oh, yeah. Why?

Dru: Why what?

Neil: What do you mean, "why what"? Why was he going to japan anyway?

Dru: Everybody knows that damon is into asian philosophy, feng shui stuff, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

Neil: Wait. Now you know as well as I do jabot is going down in flames, man, and their main r&d man has time to fly off to japan to contemplate his navel?

Dru: I guess.

Neil: Well, then, um, you won't mind hearing that i invited phyllis to come along to japan, too. Cl zen muscles in thehuman jaw...

Danny: Why don't you let me worry about what's fair?

Gina: Because i know you won'T.

Danny: Well, that's some vote of confidence.

Gina: Don't make light of this. You have been so busy in europe, and you put your whole life on hold just for me.

Danny: You make it sound like some huge sacrifice. Hey, look, i've got friends in this town, gina.

Gina: Mm-hmm.

Danny: And, yes, cricket is one of them. Nobody calls her "cricket" anymore, do they?

Gina: I think you're the only one who can get away with it.

Danny: Hey, first love. You know how it is.

Gina: So what are you saying? You're gonna stay just awhile longer?

Danny: Listen, um, I gotta run. I really do. And thank you for taking me off the hook.

Gina: Danny, are you okay?

Danny: Yeah. I'm great.

Paul: Okay, okay, we're supposed to be having fun.

Lauren: I know. So will you talk? Will you get it off your chest?

Paul: Get what off my chest?

Lauren: How you can not be upset about how you and christine left things?

Paul: Damn it, lauren, I am fine. I wish you wouldn't--

lauren: What? You wish i wouldn't what? Force you to look at things honestly?

Chris: Let's see. What do I want? Hmm. Maybe pinot grigio. Oh, why are you looking at me like that? I'm not drowning my sorrows, if that's what you're worried about. Frankly, i don't have any. Life is good.

Lynne: Keep telling yourself that.

Chris: Fake it till you make it. Isn't that what they say? Oh, lynne, come on. You're a good friend. Can we please not get all bogged down in talking about paul again, please?

Lynne: Oh, look, if you think i'm gonna tell him anything--

chris: No, I'm not. I just... I want to unwind. It's been a hell of a day.

Man: Ladies, sorry for the delay. I was in the wine cellar. What can i get you this evening?

Lynne: I'm gonna have a white wine spritzer.

Chris: Hmm. I would like a double margarita on the rocks, no salt.

Man: You got it.

Lynne: A double?

Chris: Well, for starters.

Paul: Thank you. Okay, so, I don'T... What do you want me to say?

Lauren: Nothing. I'm just really happy to be here with you.

Paul: You know what? You better do that just one more time, with feeling.

Lauren: You've never had to say that to me before.

Paul: Oh, jeez.

Lauren: All right, if you're that determined to get chris off your mind, then far be it from me to interfere.

Paul: Okay. You know what I want to do right now, right here, in front of an entire restaurant full of people?

Lauren: Ooh, what? I'm getting all tingly just thinking about it. What?

Paul: Oh, well, i was just talking about dancing. Would you like to?

Lauren: (Laughs)

chris: Thank you.

Bartender: You're welcome.

Chris: Mmm, this is so good. It's just what i needed.

Nick: You feeling any better?

Sharon: No, nick, i'm not. Look, I'm shaking.

Nick: All right, let's sit down.

Nick: Look... I am not trying to be the judge and jury here.

Sharon: Are you sure?

Nick: This is under investigation. Don't you think if my father did something illegal, he should pay the price?

Sharon: I don't know. I'm so confused. I mean, it just seems so heartless. How could you do that? How could you go to the authorities and tell them to come after your own dad, maybe even put him in prison?

Nick: You think this was an easy decision for me, sharon? I'm torn up about it.

Sharon: Are you? Because suddenly, a lot of the things that victoria said are starting to make sense.

Nick: Like what?

Sharon: Like your contempt, your antipathy and your hatred for your father.

Nick: I'm gonna say this again, okay? This has nothing to do with my feelings for him.

Sharon: So there was no other way, short of going to the authorities?

Nick: Like what, just keeping it in the family, sweeping it under the rug? No, how about asking him to make amends for the wrongs he's done?

Nick: That wouldn't bring back ashley's baby, now would it?

Sharon: Nick, i know you think that's his fault, but that is not fair.

Nick: Sharon, if my father hadn't done anything wrong, he never would have spoke to ashley, she wouldn't have gotten in the car that day, and her baby would be alive right now.

Sharon: What if, what if, what if.

Nick: Look, my old man always preached that actions have consequences. Well, this is one very big consequence of his actions. And his action, the bribery, that hurt a lot of people, some irreparably. And there's no way to fix it, and I just can't get beyond it.

Sharon: It's just all so black and white to you.

Nick: If he broke the law, then that is wrong. If he gets caught and goes to jail, it doesn't matter if he's rich and powerful. Now if that's black and white, so be it.

Sharon: Okay, so victor newman goes to jail. What is the point of that? What does it accomplish? There's gotta be some other way.

Nick: There's not. Things are already in motion. There's no going back.

Sharon: And you're glad about that.

Nick: No, sharon, I am not glad. I hated that it had to be done. Now I'm sure my father thought what he was doing was harmless, but it wasn'T. Think about all the people that he's hurt and all the people that will be hurt if jabot doesn't pull itself outta this. And who is at the top of that list, sharon? My mother. His wife.

Sharon: Well, I can guarantee you that nikki does not want to see victor go to jail.

Nick: We'll see. You see how she reacts when she finds out what he's done. You may be surprised. Now let's talk about something else, all right? I'm tired, and i don't want to talk about it anymore.

Sharon: Fine, nick. Let's talk about something else. What do you want to talk about, the kids, how they're gonna feel when they see victor walking off in chains?

Sharon: What is gonna happen to us? I mean, how do you see our future?

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Lynne: Let's go.

Chris: We just got here.

Lynne: Yeah, I know, but I think i'd rather see a movie. They've got the paper right there. There's got to be something playing soon.

Chris: A movie?

Lynne: Yeah. If you're really serious about getting your mind off of things, what better way than to go and see russell crowe? Look, there's one starting soon.

Chris: Can I at least finish my drink?

Lynne: Let's go. You know i hate to miss the previews.

Chris: All right. Let's go.

Chris: A russell crowe movie, huh?

Lynne: I didn't see any point in rubbing your nose in it.

Chris: Obviously, you haven't been listening to a word I've said.

Lynne: Chris...

Chris: Lynne, i'm not gonna go running out of here with my tail between my legs. I mean, why should i care what he's doing? (Song ends, new song begins)

paul: (Laughs)

lauren: (Laughs)

paul: Well, i don't know.

Vanessa: Look, I already told you that i don't have time to do the research, so i trusted you, damon. And now I'm starting to wonder if you're trying to cut me t of this entirely.

Damon: You never said you wanted me to check in with you every five minutes.

Vanessa: Oh, please, damon, just be honest here, okay? Are you gonna play this straight with me or not, because I deserve the truth.

Damon: I would never try to cut you out, vanessa.

Vanessa: Well, good. Good. Then let's go to japan together.

Damon: I won't be going alone.

Vanessa: What do you mean?

Damon: Neil and drucilla winters are getting remarried over there. I've been invited as a guest of the wedding party.

Dru: Huh, are you serious? You invited phyllis abbott to my wedding?

Neil: Unh-unh, my wedding, too. You know, phyllis and I, we work together, just like you and damon work together.

Dru: You and phyllis have a whole different--

neil: Besides, one of the things that's always bothered me about getting married in an exotic location is that none of our friends would be there to wish us well.

Dru: We're grown-ups now. We need to do things differently, change our luck.

Neil: If phyllis is willing to fly all that way, I think the least we can do is show our appreciation, don't you?

Dru: Let me ask you a question. Was phyllis planning on going to japan before you invited her?

Neil: I don't... No, of course not.

Dru: Mm-hmm.

Neil: But evidently, she's just as interested in the far east as you. What?

Dru: I'm not feeling this.

Neil: Well, that's your problem, 'cause i'm not feeling damon going to japan either, but do you hear me complaining? So seems like you can invite whomever you want. By the same token, so should i. So with that said, let's just drop it.

Paul: Hello, chris.

Chris: Paul.

Lynne: Hey, boss.

Lauren: Christine, what a pleasant surprise. Now if you'll excuse us...

Lauren: You're still here. Something on your mind?

Chris: You're a real piece of work, you know that?

Lauren: Thank you. I take that as a compliment.

Chris: I wouldn't.

Lynne: Chris...

Lauren: Oh, lynne, don't stop her. Where's your sense of adventure?

Chris: You'd like that, wouldn't you, if i made a scene, told you exactly what i thought of you?

Lauren: Knock yourself out, honey bunch.

Paul: All right, that's enough, you two.

Lynne: You know what? Paul's right. Let's go, chris.

Chris: Okay, I'm starting to feel a little ill anyway. My stomach can only handle so much of this floozy.

Paul: You know, what right do you have, talking to lauren that way?

Chris: Excuse me?

Paul: You didn't want me, remember? So where do you get off attacking us for having a simple dinner together?

Chris: Oh, my gosh. You're so right. What was i thinking? We don't mean anything to each other, do we?

Paul: Oh, chris...

Chris: I don't have a hold on you, not anymore. Neither one of us felt the slightest twinge when you packed your bags and left the apartment. Who cares about all the time we spent together? It's over. It's time to move on, which you are obviously doing. So have at it.

Lauren: You know, what the hell is wrong with you?

Paul: Lauren...

Lauren: Are you obsessed or something?

Chris: Obsessed?

Vanessa: That's funny, because I just ran into mr. Winters at the coffeehouse, and he never mentioned anything about going to japan.

Damon: Why would he? He barely knows you.

Vanessa: Look, I'm just trying to understand why you would be hobnobbing with someone from newman enterprises.

Damon: It's strictly coincidence that drucilla's fiancé works for the competition.

Vanessa: Drucilla? That little spitfire that barged in on us here the other day?

Damon: Yeah. That's the one.

Vanessa: She's marrying neil winters?

Damon: For the second time, no less.

Vanessa: In japan?

Damon: Yes. But I don't want him knowing that i'm over there looking for these orchids, or their significance.

Vanessa: So as far as he's concerned, you're just there for the wedding.

Damon: Exactly. So i'm sure you can see how difficult it would be for me to explain your presence.

Vanessa: You're afraid it might look suspicious.

Damon: Which is exactly what we don't need.

Vanessa: Well, if that's your only concern, then i have the perfect solution.

Druhoney, your situation is completely different than mine.

Neil: Really? How so?

Dru: Well, because you get on so well with damon. Whereas, if I'm in the same room with phyllis, and she starts bumping her gums, it's all fangs and claws.

Neil: Look, babe, I'm sure that phyllis will be on her best behavior at our wedding.

Dru: She has no best behavior. No. She annoys me. Just to look at her... No.

Neil: I have full faith in your ability to be gracious when you have to.

Dru: What if I don't feel like being gracious?

Neil: Oh, sweetie, come on. Being nice to people you don't like is a time-honored tradition at weddings. You know, it's kinda like, um, it's kind of like an initiation. Helps bond the happy couple, send them off on their life's journey of love.

Dru: And did you get that from emily post?

Neil: Bottom line-- you invited damon without consulting me. So it's kind of like, you know, tit for tat, I'm inviting phyllis.

Dru: Neil.

Neil: Hmm?

Dru: If she gives me any grief, if she even tries to ruin my wedding, that's gonna be on you.

Neil: Hey, hey, don't worry about it, okay she is not going to ruin

our wedding.

Neil: Hey, mama.

Dru: Huh?

Neil: Why don't you give me a preview of what our wedding night's gonna be, you know?

Dru: Look.

Neil: Give daddy a little... (Halting voice) "kutokeki"? What is that?

Lauren: You know, christine, paul has asked you quite nicely to--

paul: Lauren.

Danny: Hey, guys.

Lauren: Oh, my god! I had no idea you were in town.

Danny: Well, you know, gina lost her restaurant, I had to, you know, come back and be with my sister. Paul, looking good.

Paul: You too. Europe must agree with you.

Danny: Well, you could say that.

Lauren: This just blows me away. I mean, how many years has it been?

Danny: Too many, and we gotta catch up real soon.

Lauren: Yeah, absolutely. Will you call me at the store?

Danny: I sure will. Hey, listen, why don't you and lynne join me for a drink over at the bar?

Lynne: That's a great idea. Come on, chris.

Danny: Paul, lauren, great seeing you.

Paul: Likewise.

Lauren: Yeah, call me, okay?

Danny: I will.

Lauren: All right. That was fun, huh? Look, I know i'm in the doghouse, but damn it, it had to be said.

Paul: You know, lauren, I really don't want to talk about this anymore.

Lauren: Okay. I don't exactly feel like cheesecake anymore.

Paul: No, neither do I. So let's go.

Danny: So what can I get you, lynne?

Lynne: Sparkling water, please.

Danny: Okay. And, chris?

Lynne: She'll have the same.

Danny: Great. Two sparkling waters, please. - ( Crying ) - hey, what is it?

chris: Are they gone yet?

Danny: Yep, all clear.

Chris: I made such a fool of myself.

Lynne: Just stop.

Chris: I'm such a stupid idiot. Why didn't i listen to you?

Lynne: Because you're human, and you were upset.

Danny: Lynne's right. Now I don't know what just happened, but whatever it was, i tell you, we are taking you off the hook on this.

Lynne: You know what? I'm gonna take off and let you two talk. Just promise that if you need me you'll call me day or night.

Chris: I will.

Lynne: Bye, danny.

Danny: Bye, lynne.

Danny: Man, can you clear a joint or what?

Chris: Oh, danny. Oh, god.

Danny: Hey, come on. This is a no-pity party.

Chris: I need to be alone.

Danny: Not a chance, beautiful.

Chris: Beautiful, are you kidding? Did you see what i just did? What's wrong with me?

Danny: Shh.

Chris: Maybe lauren's right. Maybe I'm sick and obsessed.

Danny: Hey, hey, hey. Come on. Now who's in charge here? Me. So lighten up.

Chris: I really need to be alone.

Danny: Not a chance. Besides, we have not, you know...

Chris: You wanna dance now?

Danny: They're playing our favorite song.

Chris: Since when has this been our favorite song?

Danny: Since now, right this minute.

Chris: Oh, god.

Danny: Come on, be a sport. I hate rejection, I really do.

Chris: I am--no. I'm so not up for this, please. No.

Danny: Pretty please with a cherry on top? Come on, you can do it.

Chris: You're not gonna let up, are you?

Danny: No, I'm not. Come on. You can do it.

Nick: I didn't want it to be like this.

Sharon: It didn't have to be, nick. It didn't have to be. You pulled the plug.

Nick: I'm not gonna defend myself to you. I did what i think was right. It wasn't easy. It was hard as hell, but I did it.

Sharon: And you're okay with this?

Nick: No, I am not okay with it. I hate that it had to be done.

Sharon: This is going to be so ugly, so horrible for our family.

Nick: Well, i can see i can't convince you that i did the right thing.

Sharon: There is no good outcome. It's a disaster.

Nick: It's like a cancer, sharon. You cut off the bad part so it doesn't destroy the rest.

Sharon: Your poor mother is over there thinking that the war between father and son is over. It hasn't even begun.

Nick: One thing i'm going to insist on is that you stay out of this. You're gonna think that you can help my father, but trust me, you can'T. Keep it to yourself. Don't tip my dad off. I expect this out of loyalty to me.

Sharon: Believe me, I'm not gonna be the one to tell him. I'm gonna keep my mouth shut, because I couldn't bear to.

Sharon: Victoria was right. This is a horrible, tragic thing. And I can see why she was so upset.

Sharon: God, nick, when your father finds out what you did, he is going to feel so betrayed. It could kill him. So i had this tension headache,

chris: How do i ever thank you?

Danny: Quit stepping on my toes.

Chris: Very funny. I'm serious. You saved my life.

Danny: I just came over to say hello.

Chris: No, you did more than that and you know it.

Danny: Well, I could tell the conversation wasn't going too swimmingly.

Chris: Oh, god, I was crashing and burning. It was horrible. I mean, I-- I couldn't stop myself.

Danny: Cricket, it's over. You survived. You're gonna be okay.

Chris: You have no idea how much i needed to hear you call me that.

Danny: You mean, no rap on the knuckles, miss christine?

Chris: Stop it. Just dance with me.

Danny: Yes, ma'am.

Damon: Vanessa, darling, give me a break. This whole situation is tricky enough. Don't make me complicate it so you can come along.

Vanessa: But what i have in mind isn't complicated at all. In fact, it's perfectly simple. I'll just show up as your date. See you at the airport tomorrow, darlin'.

Neil: Mm-hmm, hey, baby. Why don't you...

Dru: Uh-huh?

Neil: Go in the bedroom and change into something more sekushi?

Dru: Sekushi.

Neil: Yeah, while i return a little phone call. I got a business call, and I'll meet you in there for a little sekusu.

Dru: Okay. Okay. Ooh! Stop it.

Neil: (Clears throat) (whispers) yeah, phyllis. Phyl-- machine. Phyllis, it's neil. Listen, don't plan anything for the next few days, all right? And call me as soon as you can, not at home. Call me on my cell phone.

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