Y&R Transcript Tuesday 5/27/03--Canada; Wednesday 5/28/03--USA

Provided By Eric

Neil: "Deal with it"? Is that all you got to say to me right now-- is just "deal with it"?

Dru: Yeah. Three little words. Deal with it.Neil: Including treachery from someone you thought you could trust?

Dru: If you look in the mirror, you'll see what treachery and low-down looks like.

Neil: No. No, no, no, no. You stole that card off my desk. You knew that--

Dru: Oh, st--

Neil: Yes, you did. You knew wanted to use it to call damon porter to ask him questions about working at satine.

Dru: I had no idea what you wanted to do with that card. I was just picking up after you, the same way I do here at the house. Looked on your desk. There was a little old card there. Looked out of place, and I lifted it.

Neil: "Picking up"? This is ludicrous. Are you listening to yourself?

Dru: Yeah, I am, and it's very funny, isn't it, how it's okay for you to boost private information from me and use it against jabot, but it's not okay for me to lift information and use it against newman enterprises. Very funny.

Neil: Damon porter was my find.

Dru: Not really.

Neil: Yes, really.

Dru: Hmm.

Brad: Interesting guy.

Jack: I'm telling you, this damon porter is a godsend.

Brad: You say drucilla coaxed him out of retirement?

Jack: No. The truth is, neil winters was the one who first wanted to contact him. Drucilla caught wind of this and wanted to cut neil off at the pass, convinced the guy to come interview with us.

Brad: I would have liked to have been there.

Jack: Gee, how did knknow you were going to say that?

Brad: Because you know I should have been brought in on it before you hired the guy.

Jack: There's a 10-minute window of opportunity. Drucilla had this guy thinking he wanted to get back in the game. I had neil two steps behind us. As a matter of fact, he came in here screaming bloody murder after he figured out what dru had done. Look, I didn't have time to convene both houses of parliament. I had to take action.

Brad: Before you hire the guy who's gonna replace ash while she's on maternity leave.

Jack: Right.

Brad: Great. Well, now she's gonna give birth twice-- once to our son, and once to a cow when she finds out about it.

Jack: My sister is smart enough to know you can't stop the world while the two of you procreate.

Brad: She asked you to slow the project down, jack.

Jack: You can't slow it down, brad. It's like a big plane. You slow it down, it'll crash. We are in a do-or-die situation, and you know that.

Brad: I also know that ash isn't going to turn her lab over to someone drucilla winters discovered. I don't care how big a hotshot he is.

Phyllis: Thank you.

Diane: Hello, phyllis. Mimind if I join you?

Phyllis: Absolutely. I sure do.

Diane: You look like you could use someone to talk to.

Phyllis: Diane, if you were the last person on earth--

Diane: Oh, don't be sour. I just wanted to let you know that I dropped kyle off with mrs. Martinez.

Phyllis: That was the plan.

Diane: And afterwards, I stopped by jack's office just to let him know the baby was home, and I had a lovely chat with your husband.

Phyllis: Oh, boy. Here we go again.

Diane: It's not often that I'd say this, but I think you could use a little advice where your marriage is concerned.

Gina: Let me take you to your table.

Victoria: Thank you.

Gina: Here you go. I'll send the waiter right over.

Victoria: Thank you.

Gina: And, uh... (softly)ouou enjoy yourself.

Victoria: Okay. Sorry. Gina, um... she's a little overenthusiastic about my social life, which only proves how truly pathetic my social life really is.

Cody: I'm glad tonight worked out for you.

Victoria: Yeah. Me too. Having a good time.

Cody: You liked the movie?

Victoria: Yeah. Couldn't you tell? I haven't laughed that hard in months. Haven't had reason to.

Victor: (Grunting)

Nick: You wanted to see me?

Victor: Glad you came by.

Nick: What's up?

Victor: I just want to talk to you.

Nick: Look, if this is about me taking over newman enterprises...

Victor: You already turned me down. I'm not trying to twist your arm.

Nick: All right. Then what's this about?

Victor: Son, does there always have to be dissention between us?

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Jack: You know, there is another good reason for hiring damon porter. If he's working for us, he's not working for satine.

Brad: Oh, come on, jack. You don't hire somebody just to stick your finger in the other company's eye. That's sandbox stuff.

Jack: Would you please give me a little credit? Look at this résumé. He's one of the best in the business. He was breaking new ground in formulas for women of color before we even thought of getting into the field. He's young. He's together, and now he wants tststart using his brain again, and he will be working for newman enterprises if he's not working for us, and believe me, they need him badly. To tell you the truth, I'm impressed that we were able to snag him. I couldn't offer him any of the job security or the wages that satine could.

Brad: You mean because we're gonna cut him loose as soon as ash comes back?

Jack: Not necessarily. The two of them may make a great team.

Brad: Oh, yeah, sure. He's gonna have a hell of a hill to climb with her.

Jack: Let me remind you, pal. My sister cares about what is best for the company. Once the two of them hit it off, they start turning out great formulas together, she's gonna forget dru ever had a role in hiring this guy.

Brad: Mm-hmm, if you say so.

Jack: I do say so.

Brad: So when's dru getting her V.P. Stripes?

Jack: God, she is a pushy one, isn't she?

Brad: Yeah, a little too big for her britches if you ask me.

Jack: Well I know one thing that's gonna bring her down to earth.

Brad: What?

Jack: When she goes home tonight and runs into neil.

Neil: Okay, dru, so this is how life together is going to be, right? I can't leave my notes. I can't leave my written material or my laptop. I can't leave anything lying around for fear that you're gonna stick your nose in it.

Dru: You know, I'm gonna have to censor everything I say to you. It's not like I can say, "honey, I'm gonna go to bed early tonight because I have an early wake-up call. I have to interview models." Why? Because you're gonna run to newman and tell him that we're starting our new ad campaign for tuvia.

Neil: Look, okay. It's obvious that we're gonna have to learn how to deal with these things, you know. We're gonna have to draw the line in the sand somewhere. And, yes, even realize that we can't tell the folks at work everything that we happen to overhear at home.

Dru: And when is that happening? After you stole satine cosmetics? That's very nvnvenient.

Neil: How about after you stole that damon porter card out of my office?

Dru: You know what? I am not tidying up after you anymore. You're just gonna have to figure out someone else to clean up your mess.

Neil: Mess? Now you know that that card was on my desk on purpose. You know that.

Dru: I think it's fate. You know, I believe that damon porter was meant for jabot. It's as though god said, "I'm gonna put that card there so dru c f find it. Yeah."

Neil: Yeah. Well, the next time I get word from god above where to put something, I'm gonna put it where you can't find it.

Dru: What are you doing?

Neil: What do you think I'm doing? I'm rubbing you. I'm giving you a massage, thief.

Dru: Well, at least I'm your thief.

Neil: You sure are, baby.

Victor: There's nothing clandestine going on between your wife and me, all right?

Nick: Of course not.

Victor: Did your mother imply otherwise or what?

Nick: No. But what would mom know?

Victor: Sharon was here to talk about you and your family.

Nick: Careful, dad. Remember what happened the last time the two of you were alone talking.

Victor: Son, I just about have had it with that, all right?

Nick: You've already made that threat. You don't intimidate me.

Victor: Do you honestly think I want to intimidate you? I would love to have a good relationship with you again, because you're my son.

Nick: Look, what did you want?

Victor: Let's get one thing straight. Your wife has seen me twice since she returned. She was here a little while ago, all right?

Nick: I bet she enjoyed watching you work out like that.

Victor: Come on, son.

Nick: All right, what'd she want?

Victor: She told me that she had talked to you about wanting to see noah.

Nick: Yeah, I'll talk to him when I'm good and ready.

Victor: But he doesn't even know that she's back.

Nick: No.

Victor: Do you think it's fair to punish him for the mistakes that sharon made?

Nick: You're assuming that he wants to see her.

Victor: Son, of course he wants to see her. She's his mother. How often have I heard him ask for his mommy, wondering whe e she is. Now she is back. You haven't told him. Do you think that's fair? I know you're bitter and angry right now, but don't put that on your son.

Nick: Can you guarantee that sharon won't take off again? Did she give you her word of honor? Anand even if she did, what's a promise from sharon worth these days? For our children to be happy and healthy,for warmer weather.

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Victoria: Ah. Thank you.

Cody: Thank you.

Cody: What's that smile about?

Victoria: You were right. This is exactly what I needed.

Cody: See? You should get out more often. Sorry. I didn't mean to...

Victoria: No, it's all right. It's all right. I spend entirely too much time at the office. Sometimes it's easier to bury myself in my work than to face reality.

Cody: Why, reality's so terrible?

Victoria: It can be.

Cody: Your family's going through a lot.

Victoria: Yeah, especially nicholas right now.

Cody: Yeah. I really admire the way he's kept it together.

Victoria: I don't know how he does it. I mean, his wife leaves him and cassie's accident and-- we are so not talking about this right now.

Cody: Come on. Why not?

Victoria: Because I don't want to bore you with my family's problems.

Cody: Hey, I can take it. I mean, what, sharon's back, cassie's okay. Things are looking up, right?

Victoria: Yeah, right.Cody: Did I say something wrong?

Victoria: No. No, it's-- it's been a long day, and I had a little surprise.

Cody: Ah. I'm guessing

wasn't a good surprise.

Victoria: No, it wasn'T.

Cody: Well, you feel like talking about it?

Victoria: It has to do with my dad and nicholas.

Cody: Oh.

Victoria: I'm not upset with nicholas. I'm not. You know, it had nothing to do with him really. And even if I were, I wouldn't put you in the middle of it. I mean, I know you guys are friends.

Cody: Okay, then. So what's going on?

Victoria: My dad offered to mentor nicholas to take over the company.

Cody: Wow.

Victoria: Yeah, "wow." Nicholas turned him down.

Cody: But that isn't the point.

Victoria: No, it's really not the point. No one seems to get that. I mean, ever since nicholas and I were children, my father has always said that he wanted the two of us to run the company one day, I mean, as a team. He's always said that that's why he's working so hard-- so that he will have something to pass down to us-- to both of us.

Cody: And now you're wondering what's changed.

Victoria: You know what? I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Cody: What?

Victoria: I just-- I didn't want to get into this with you. I'm sorry.

Cody: Listen, vicki, I don't mind. And if you want my 2 cents, I don't think your dad meant to insult you. I think he's trying to mend fences with nick.

Victoria: Yeah, you're probably right. But I'm his child, too, and I shouldn't have to remind him of that.

Doris: Sharon. I didn't know you were back. Where you been, honey?

Sharon: I was just doing some shopping.

Doris: Well, obviously you didn't buy anything.

Sharon: What?

Doris: You've been out to the newman ranch, haven't you? What happened out there, honey?

Sharon: Nothing.

Doris: Then why the tears?

Sharon: I saw noah. I saw him through the window when he was playing. And he was so close, and he was still so far away.

Doris: Oh, sweetheart, why do you do this to yourself?

Sharon: I can't help it, mom. You know, this aching that I feel--not being able to see my children, not being able to hold them-- I never knew it would hurt so much.

Doris: I have to believe that nicholas will change his mind. He'll come around. You mark my words, girl.

Sharon: Mom, I thought so, too, but the longer he takes to decide... I have to wonder if I'm ever gonna see my babies again.

Victor: You've become a very bitter young man, nicholas.

Nick: Can you blame me?

Victor: No, if I'm honest with you, I can'T. But I wish you would get over that bitterness.

Nick: Some things are hard to get over.

Victor: I want you to know that I have nothing but the greatest respect for how you've dealt with cassie and noah, you know, while their mother was gone.

Nick: It wasn't a choice. It's what had to be done. But that's why, when sharon comes waltzing back into my life and wants to see the kids, I don't jump at the opportunity. I know what it did to them the last time she left.

Victor: Will you talk to noah?

Nick: I'm not making any promises. I'm gonna get back to my family. So, it was called cattle point. Of the nation, and subsequentlyne of th here. Your cruise director, ron

Phyllis: Like I'd really take marital advice from you.

Diane: Must you be so sarcastic?

Phyllis: Diane, like jack would really talk to you about our marriage.

Diane: Oh, you'd be surprised about what all we talked about.

Phyllis: Oh, so he's suddenly opening up to the woman who framed his wife.

Diane: Well, I don't know about that. But I think he's willing to let bygones be bygones. We had a very warm, civil conversation.

Phyllis: About...

Diane: About kyle, of course, and you. Look, phyllis, I know this competition thing is tearing you two apart.

Phyllis: Jack told you that?

Diane: Well, he didn't have to say it. I know the realities.

Phyllis: Oh, diane, you know nothing. Give me a break. You know what you concoct in that puny, little mind of yours. Jack and I are doing just fine, thank you very much.

Diane: Oh, well, you weren't

just fine when I ran into you here the other night. You told me then that you felt that things were a little out of control.

Phyllis: Nothing I can't handle.

Diane: Well, good. Because like I said before, I don't want to see kyle in the middle of any of your and jack's personal problems.

Phyllis: This has nothing to do with kyle.

Diane: Let me give you a piece of advice. If I were you, I would give up the job and be w wife to the man before the whole thing goes south. And I'm only telling you this for one reason.

Phyllis: Oh, why, because pathetically you still want my husband?

Diane: No. Because I know if I tell you, then you won't do it. And you'll end up blowing your marriage apart with no help from me.

Phyllis: You know, can i give you a piece of advice? Why don't you crawl back under the rock from which you came and stay out of my and jack's life, do you understand me? Because if you don'T...

Diane: If I don't what? What, phyllis?

Phyllis: If you don't-- you know, you're walking around town, coming and going as you please because of jack and me, because of a certain note we failed to reveal. Hmm? Do you remember that? Doou remember? I'm holding the ax over your head, sweetie. It's not gonna take a lot for me to decide to drop it.

Phyllis: Don't push me, or you'll live to regret it.

Dru: Mmm.

Neil: Mmm, baby.

Dru: Neil.

Neil: Mmm.

Dru: Oh. Ooh.

Dru: Oh, baby, you are so fine.

Neil: I'm glad you think so.

Dru: So you got something coming back to me?

Neil: I'm thinking.

Dru: Thinking?

Neil: You know, fine doesn't cut it with you.

Dru: Oh.

Neil: 'Cause you're so far beyond fine, you're in a whole other vocabulary. I need a different language.

Dru: All right. Well, let's start with the king's english.

Neil: All right. You're beautiful.

Dru: Mm-hmm.

Neil: You're smart.

Dru: Yeah?

Neil: You are so sexy, and you're funny. And you're right most of the time about just about everything.

Dru: That's good for starters. That's good for starters.

Neil: You know what else?

Dru: What?

Neil: You smell intoxicating.

Dru: Really? 'Cause, baby, let me tell you something.

Neil: Hmm?

Dru: You made me break a sweat.

Neil: I'll tell you something, baby. If they sold your sweat, I'd buy a hundred bottles.

Dru: Oh. Ooh.

Neil: You wanna sweat some more?

Dru: Yeah.

Neil: Come here.

Brad: Listen, the last thing I'm interested in is dru's relationship with neil. On the other hand, I see why you'd be watching itlike a hawk.

Jack: 'Cause my wife and i are practically in the same boat, huh?

Brad: Working for two companies that can't seem to coexist peacefully in the world marketplace.

Jack: Yeah, you'd like to think there'd be room for everybody, wouldn't you?

Brad: You'd think.

Jack: It's newman, I tell you. With him, it's all or nothing.

Brad: Oh, come on, jack. You play right along. Newman says, "I'll bury you." You shake your fist and yell, "the hell you will." It takes two to tango.

Jack: Wait. Let me get this straight. You blame me, as far as jabot's concerned, for getting us into this demolition derby with satine?

Brad: I think you need that carrot dangling in front of you. The idea of besting the old mustach gets your juices flowing.

Jack: You know, brad, when I was in business school, they called that having a fire in your belly. They said you couldn't buy it. You couldn't teach it. Either a guy had it or he didn't, and when he did, it was a prime mover.

Brad: You know, maybe I'm just more aware that my wife, your sister, is part of this family operation. And the fact that she can't go away to have a baby without you hiring...

Jack: Bradley, it's a matter of timing. One year ago, one year from now, we could hang a "gone fishing" sign on the lab door and not worry about it until after carlton jr. Cut his teeth. We can't do that. We need dan n porter to get us over the hump now.

Brad: You wanna be the one to tell her? Hmm?

Jack: I can, or we could tell her together.

Brad: (Chuckling) yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I think that might be a good idea. I don't mind telli y you I could use a little backup when she hears the news, 'cause she's gonna flip her lid.

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Phyllis: Oh, sorry.

Phyllis: Hey.

Jack: Hey. I didn't know you were there.

Phyllis: This a bad time?

Jack: No. No. Actually, I was just thinking about you.

Phyllis: Oh, you were?

Jack: Yeah. I forgot to give you something this morning before you left.

Phyllis: What's that?

Jack: This.

Phyllis: That's a pleasant surprise.

Jack: What, my kisses are usually disappointing?

Phyllis: No. I wasn't sure you'd be glad to see me.

Jack: Now why wouldn't i be glad to see you?

Phyllis: Oh, I don't know. Jack, things haven't been going that great between us.

Jack: Oh, come on. They haven't been that bad.

Phyllis: Well, it depends on who you talk to.

Jack: Who have you been talking to?

Phyllis: Diane. She saw you earlier?

Jack: Yeah, she came by after she dropped kyle off.

Phyllis: Mm-hmm. She's convinced our marriage is doomed.

Jack: Where did she get that idea?

Phyll: : I don't know. Have you been talking to her about us?

Jack: God, no, I wouldn't do that. Wait. You're not letting diane get to you.

Phyllis: Of course not. Diane--hardly.

Jack: Good.

Phyll: : I'm curious.

Jack: About what?

Phyllis: I'm baffled by your attitude. I mean, things haven't been going that great between us, but you're smiling from ear to ear. So tell me, is there something I should know about?

Doris: Honey, it hasn't been all that long nicholas has been deciding.

Sharon: Feels like it.

Doris: Is there some reason you're suddenly so pessimistic?

Sharon: Well, I ran into victor. And while he told me to keep my hopes up, he said that he was leaving the decision completely in nick's hands.

Doris: You shouldn't have to ask that man for help. After what he's done to you, he should be moving heaven and earth on your behalf.

Sharon: Mom, don't start, all right?

Doris: No, it's not all right. You wouldn't be in this mess if it weren't for victor newman trying to take advantage of you when you were so vulnerable.

Sharon: Mom, what I wrote to you abt what happened with me and victor, it wasn't as black and white as you think.

Doris: You mean, victor didn't force himself on you?

Sharon: I mean, it just happened.

Doris: Well, considering your state of mind at the time, how close you were to going off the deep end, it shouldn't have happened, no matter what. And victor should have made sure of that.

Sharon: Mom, I want you to let go of that, okay? I'm serious. If you do see victor newman again, don't you even think about attacking him.

Doris: Sharon, a man old enough to be your father doing something so disgusting.

Sharon: Mom, let it go. Don't forget, victor newman is the one person in the newman family who has ever given me any support, who has ever given me any hope. When my marriage was falling apart, he was there for me.

Doris: And he wanted something in return, didn't he?

Sharon: Oh, mother.

Sharon: You know, when I was in his arms, I felt so safe.

Sharon: What's wrong?

Doris: I was remembering what you were like in the months after your father left us-- how you clung to the belief that he would come back. All during that time, you wouldn't let me say one cross word about that man. You defended him so fiercely. You insisted it was all a mistake, that none of it was his fault.

Sharon: Why are you bringing this up?

Doris: I thought you had put the past behind you, but listening to you just now I realize how much that loss still haunts you and why you might see victor newman as a father figure. But he's not, sharon. And you need to see the man for what he is, not for what you want him to be. God. Oh, god, I pray you listen to me, girl.

Sharon: Well, save your prayers for my children, okay? That I'll be able to see them again, because prayer may be my last hope.

Noah: Why is mom standing there?

Cassie: I don't know. That's just the side I put her on.

Noah: Why am i standing there?

Cassie: I drew it that way.

Noah: You should've put the guys together.

Cassie: Okay, whatever.

Noah: That doesn't look exactly like mommy.

Cassie: Of course it doesn'T.

Noah: Sometimes I try and I can't remember what mommy looks like.

Cassie: I remember exactly.

Noah: Why can't I? She's my mommy. Why can't I see her face?

Cassie: It's okay, noah. I mean, she's the same person. It's okay even if you can't see her in your mind.

Nick: Hey, guys.

Noah: Daddy.

Nick: Hey, what's up? Oh, man. God, you're getting so big, I can hardly pick you up anymore.

Noah: I'm still little.

Nick: No, you're not. So let's talk... about your mommy.

Noah: Goodie. Did you talk to her? Do you know where she is?

Jack: You really have no idea why I'm in such a good mood?

Phyllis: No, I wouldn't ask if I did.

Jack: Well, let me just say it's given me a change of perspective.

Phyllis: And...

Jack: And I'm feeling a whole lot more optimistic.

Phyllis: Are you talking business?

Jack: I'm talking business. I'm talking pleasure. Things are looking up across the board. So much so, I really wanna dance with you.

Phyllis: You wanna dance with me?

Jack: Yeah. What do you say, right here, right now?

Phyllis: We're gonna dance right here, right now?

Jack: Yeah, why not?

Phyllis: You are feeling good.

Jack: Ooh, yes, I am. Okay, I'm waing.

Phyllis: What are you waiting for?

Jack: Isn't this when you normally tell me I'm being overconfident?

Phyllis: Oh, well, um, you are being a little cocky.

Jack: Well, what can I say? Jabot is doing fine, actually, better than fine.

Phyllis: Good. Do you have some secret weapon I don't know about?

Jack: My lips are sealed.

Phyllis: Oh. Well, it doesn't matter to me. I like to see you like this. We've been so tense with each other lately. I don't want to be the voice of doom...

Jack: But you don't want me deluding myself.

Phyllis: Be careful.

Jack: (Whispering) don't worry about me. I know what I'm doing. No matter how many tricks victor has up his sleeve, I got a few tricksf f my own. As a matter of fact, in the next couple of days I may be telling you not to get your hopes too high.

Phyllis: (Whispering) dream on.

Jack: Time will tell. Listen, I just got a couple of things I gotta do.

Phyllis: Oh, I have a couple things I have to do, too.

Jack: But I'll see you at home?

Phyllis: Um... count on it.

Noah: Mommy's back for real?

Nick: Yeah, she is.

Noah: Oh, boy. When can I see her?

Nick: Soon, real soon.

Noah: Did she tell you where she was when she was away?

Nick: Well, maybe she'll tell you that herself when she sees you.

Noah: I can't wait. Cassie? You wanna see her, too, don't you?

Nick: She's not sure if she wants to see mommy.

Noah: Really?

Cassie: Really.

>>Oaoah: You have to see her.

Nick: Well, not if she doesn't want to.

Noah: Are you mad at mommy?

Cassie: Noah, she shouldn't have been gone for so long. She shouldn't have done that to us or dad.

Noah: I don't care. I'm glad she's back. When can I see her?

Nick: Soon. I'll make the arrangements.

Cassie: Dad?

Nick: Yeah.

Cassie: If I don't see mom now... will I have another chance to?

Nick: Yeah, I guess.

Cassie: But it's possible I might not.

Nick: I think that you could probably see her whenever you wanted to.

Cassie: As long as nothing happens, right?

Nick: Sweetheart, what are you worried about?

Cassie: I think I want to see mom.

Nick: You sure?

Cassie: I think I should. I mean, I'm still really, really mad at her, but still...

Nick: Well, I think you're making the right decision-- for yourself.

Victoria: You know, I'm surprised we haven't sn gina again.

Cody: Oh, yeah, why?

Victoria: Oh, I have a lunch meeting in here tomorrow, and I just know as soon as I get here, she's gonna corner me and grill me all about you.

Cody: Ooh, I knew I should have brought my video camera. We could just tape our whole evening and give it to her on the way out.

Victoria: Oh, like ee of those tv dating shows?

Cody: Yeah. Do you watch those?

Victoria: Don't tell anyone

Cody: Mmm, very interesting.

Victoria: What?

Cody: Nothing. It's just not exactly what I expected the president of brash & sassy to watch in her spare time.

Victoria: Oh, right. Right. I'm at home all the time watching those boring business shows.

Cody: Well, you know, you never know.

Victoria: There's a lot about me you don't know.

Cody: So I'm discovering.

Victoria: Hey, stick around. You might just learn a few more things before the night is through.

Cody: I hope so.

Dru: Oh, baby, please. You're going back to work already?

Neil: Oh, baby, no. I got some damage control to do.

Dru: Oh, damon porter.

Neil: Because of you, okay? Let's not spoil our good time.

Dru: You know, honey, the best advice I could give you around damage control would be to march right into newman's office and tell him you lost the card.

Neil: You must be kidding me.

Dru: No, I'm serious. Aren't you gonna cover for me, baby?

Neil: For you? Why the hell should I? I'm the one who has to work with victor. You don'T.

Dru: Well, you are not gonna score any brownie points telling that man the truth.

Neil: Oh, yeah? Well, being honest is the only way I have of saving my skin. Besides, I'm the one who stst damon porter. He's not gonna be happy about that. Once he learns that jabot got him, oh, my goodness.

Dru: You know what, sweetheart? If newman does decide to fire you, we always have a nice desk for you over at jabot, and we'll throw in a pen set.

Neil: No. No. No, that's not funny.

Dru: No, it's not, is it? But that's what you told me. If the abbotts fired me, we have a desk for you, dru. How come you can say that to me, and I can't say it to you?

Neil: Okay, that's fine. Just say whatever you want. I gotta go give victor the bad news.

Dru: Okay, wow. You all must be desperate for damon porter. You got a few good products and no way to make more. Mmm, mmm, mmm, I sure wouldn't want to be in your shoes.

Neil: I'm in big trouble, and you're enjoying it.

Dru: Oh, honey, relax.

Neil: No, I mean it. It's so uncool that you're making fun of me like this. I gotta go. I'll see you later.

Dru: Oh, one last thing. One last thing.

Neil: What?

Dru: I t t a wedding date.

Neil: See you, mama.

Nick: So the kids are upstairs taking baths on the off chance you can make it.

Sharon: Of course I can make it. Are you sure you're all right with this?

Nick: Look, I'm doing this for them, all right? And you do the same. Let's not make this about either of us.

Sharon: Right.

Nick: Okay. I'll see you soon.

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