Y&R Transcript Monday 1/6/03--Canada; Tuesday 1/7/03--USA

Provided By Eric

 Victoria: Mmm... hey.

 Diego: Hey.

 Victoria: Have I told you how nice it is to wake up in the morning and see your handsome face? This being in lo s stuff's pretty good, huh?

 Man: Come on, give me the wallet!

 Diego: All right! Okay! Come on, guys.

 Man: (Grunting) come on!

 Diego: Ugh!

 Victoria: What's wrong?

 Diego: Nothing. Just thinking.

 Victoria: About me?

 Diego: Naturally.

 Kay: Trouble between you and jill again?

 Larry: Not really. I haven't really seen that much of her the last few days.

 Kay: Well, the two of you seem so guarded when you're around one another.

 Larry: Yeah, well, I can't really figure her out.

 Kay: Join the club.

 Larry: You know, one minute she's hot to trot, and the xtxt minute she's cold as an iceberg. The broad's got my head spinning.

 Kay: And you're not used to that kind of a broa-- woman, are you?

 Larry: No, actually, the dame's driving me nuts.

 Kay: Well, if she's driving you nuts, I could possibly ask you a question.

 Larry: Yeah, yeah. What?

 Kay: What do you intend to do about it?

 John: Good morning, jill.

 Jill: Good morning, john.

 John: The new items in the men's line... do you have the mock-ups for the print ads?

 Jill: The art department assured me they'd be ready this afternoon. But I am not holding my breath, because I was expecting them last week.

 John: So... how were your holidays?

 Jill: I've had better.

 John: Well, it was nice having our son home.

 Jill: It is nice. It's wonderful, although I haven't seen that much of him, and when I have, he's been very reserved. But then, so have I.

 John: Why?

 Jill: I don't know. Just the thought of reaching out to him and feeling that closeness again only to have him leave.

 John: So you're putting up a wall?

 Jill: Well, I don't mean to do that.

 John: It sure sounds to me like you're doing it.

 Jill: Do you know what his plans are? I am so piping he doesn't intend to go back to louisiana, although so far he's managed to avoid the subject.

 John: You'd rather he start college now?

 Jill: Well, of course I would. There is a great college back east just waiting for him, and billy has worked so hard for this opportunity. I just hate to see him drifting like this.

 John: Oh, jill. I would hardly call working for brock drifting.

 Jill: You know what I mean.

 John: Look, if our son decides to take off another semester before he starts college, what's the harm in all of that?

 Jill: I don't think any good will come from him putting off his education.

 John: You know, one thing I have noticed, though, is that our son has matured a great deal since he was away.

 Jill: Yeah, I suppose so.

 John: Something's bothering you.

 Jill: Don't worry about it.

 John: I do worry. I've not seen you this moody in some time. I would like to help. Is it possible it's a hormonaththing?

 Jill: Oh, for god's sake! You men are all alike.

 Raul: Room service.

 Brittany: What a sweetheart.

 Brittany: Thank you.

 Raul: Hey, lady. You know, it's customary to tip.

 Brittany: How's this?

 Raul: Man, I knew it was gonna be this hot in here, I would've brought us snow cones.

 Brittany: It's not that bad.

 Raul: That's not the point. The landlord can't keep jerking us around like this. One minute it's hot, the next minute it's freezing. You know, I have half a mind to go down there and talk to him right now.

 Brittany: Raul, don'T.

 Raul: Honey, we pay rent here, okay? There is no excuse for this to be going on like that.

 Brittany: It's my fault. I turned the heater up.

 Raul: Why?

 Brittany: So I wouldn't be cold wearing this.

 Raul: Damn. I'll go out for coffee more often if this is what I have to look forward to when I get back.

 Mac: This must be important.

 Billy: Well, what was your first clue?

 Mac: Well, you obviously want privacy dragging me out here.

 Billy: Yeah, you're right. I do.

 Mac: Why?

 Billy: First things first.

 Mac: Wow.

 Billy: I've been waiting to do that since I first got home. It's great, huh? Finally having a few minutes to ourselves.

 Mac: Yeah, I know. With colleen's problems and all we've hardly had any time for the two us since you came home.

 Billy: Yeah, tell me about it.

 Mac: So that's it? The reason you dragged me out here? A kiss?

 Billy: That's not enough?

 Mac: Well, I have a sneaking hunch there's more.

 Billy: Beautiful and perceptive.

 Mac: What a combination. So I'm right? There is something more on your mind. What is it, billy?

 Victoria: You sure everything's okay?

 Diego: Yeah, I'm fine.

 Victoria: You just seem a little quiet and preoccupied the last few days.

 Diego: Well, probably because you've been wearing me out in the sack.

 Victoria: Well, I don't hear you complaining.

 Diego: I'm kidding.

 Victoria: Listen, you're almost fully recovered. Things are going really good for us. I'd hate to think that there was a problem.

 Diego: You know what? The only problem I have is loving you too much.

 Victoria: Well, that's a problem I can live with.

 Diego: No, I'm just going through something. That's all.

 Victoria: It's about us?

 Diego: No. You know, why don't you just go do what you have to do at the office and stop worrying about me?

 Victoria: All right. Wh' 's your plan for today?

 Diego: I'm gonna look through some jobs in the paper and wait for you.

 Victoria: Good. Hold that thought.

 Victoria: Have a good day.

 Diego: You too.

 John: Well, if you're gonna be that sensitive, I am out of here.

 Jill: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I know that you're only trying to help.

 John: Well, what's got youo o down?

 Jill: I have no idea. Just life in general.

 John: Is that why you're so negative about everything?

 Jill: I don't mean to be. John, I just don't seem to be able to muster up any enthusiasm for anything these days.

 John: That sounds to me like it could be a depression.

 Jill: Oh. Depression? Me?

 John: No, maybe you should see a doctor and check it out.

 Jill: I don't need a doctor. Check yourself out.

 John: Jill. You know, I think I have an idea what's causing this malaise.

 Jill: Oh, by all means, great swami, share it with me.

 John: You're lonely.

 Jill: Lonely? That is ridiculous.

 John: I don't think so. And I think I know why in two words -- larry warton.

 Jill: Well, I have two words for you, john abbott, but I'm too much of a lady to say them.

 Larry: Well, I've gotta say one thing about jill. She taught me how cool it is to be with a woman on a regular basis.

 Kay: And you've never had a long-term relationship with anyone, have you?

 Larry: Except for my fling with amanda, most of my relationships have been, um, one night stands. Not that I'm proud of that, mind you, but with jill, it was just-- I don't know--something else. I mean, it was almost worth the hassle. Almost.

 Kay: Well, congratulations.

 Larryuhuh, for what?

 Kay: Well, not being so set in your ways that you still can't learn.

 Larry: I gotta tell you, all this learning was a pain in the butt. I guess I just need to learn to make better choices and not keep banging my head against the same wall.

 Kay: Well, you may find it surprising to hear me say it, but were I you, I wouldn't be so quick to turn my back on jill.

 Larry: Really? Why not?

 Kay: Probably a great deal more you can still learn from that woman.

 Larry: Yeah, maybe, but there's also a lot of that negative stuff still between us.

 Kay: What's the alternative?

 Larry: Well, I reckon it's time for the wartman to go back out on the prowl again. How about that foxy little redhead that you had over here the other night?

 Kay: Do you think a new woman is the answer, larry?

 Larry: You know, mrs. C., I don't get it why you're trying to push jill and i back together again, but to me, it seems that when she's unhappy that that's when you're the happiest.

 Kay: I'm thinking about your happiness, larry, not mine or jill's, although if there's any doubt, jill is miserable, too.

 Larry: Hmm. You believe that?

 Kay: Yes, of course I believe it. I watched her through the holidays. She was absolutely miserable. You have to realiz jill is a woman who... is not happy when she doesn't have a man in her bed.

 Larry: Well, I seriously doubt that jill would have a problem finding someone.

 Kay: Yes, but despite everything, she was, she still is very... she is very attached to you.

 Larry: Mrs. C., I thank you very much for trying to cheer me up, but I think it's best if jill and i go our separate ways.

 Kay: What?

 Larry: Yeah, I've been meaning to tell you. I've been looking to move to another place.

 Kay: Are you telling me you're leaving?

 Larry: I just... I think it's time.

 Kay: I certainly hope you'll reconsider. I mean, after all, I would've liked the idea of having a man around the house.

 Larry: Well, thanks. But I'm sure jill will be thrilled to see me go.

 Larry: Anyway, if it's all right with you, we can talk later. And, uh, don't worry. I'll take care of that storm window for you.

 John: Jill, being lonely is nothing to be ashamed of.

 Jill: I already told you, I am not lonely.

 John: You and I were married for a very long time, and you are forgetting that I can read you like a book.

 Jill: So you think that I am pining over our ex-janitor?

 John: How are you and mr. Warton getting along? I know you're both still living at katherine's place.

 Jill: It is not katherine's place. It is mine and katherine'S.

 John: Wonderful. You're not answering my question.

 Jill: I really don't want to talk about larry warton, if you won't mind.

 John: You two were close at one time.

 Jill: That's a very delicate way of putting it.

 John: You know, is it possible that he's still hurting?

 Jill: Could we stop talking about larry, please?

 John: Jill, he's obviously on your mind.

 Jill: Would you stop?!

 John: Look, what I was going to suggest is perhaps you could offer him a job.

 Jill: A job?

 John: Yes. Perhaps that's the root of your whole problem-- the fact that you fired him.

 Jill: If I hadn't stepped up to the plate, you would've done it yourself.

 John: Perhaps. In retrospect, I admire his restraint.

 Jill: Restraint? What restraint?

 John: Jill, the man could've sued us for a bundle, and he chose twawalk.

 Jill: Oh, my--I hardly think the man deserves a medal for not taking us to court. I mean, the fact that he even considered it in the first place is absurd.

 John: And we both know he had quite a case.

 Jill: What is your point?

 John: Offering larry a job might go a long way toward making peace.

 Jill: Well, even if I wanted to, we've already hired another janitor.

 John: I was thinking of moving him up a little.

 John: Well, you give it some thought, okay?

 Jill: Yes, elsieann. Connect me to personnel. (Knock on door)

 Nikki: May I come in?

 Victoria: Hi. What are doing my neck of the woods?

 Nikki: Spying for jabot. What else?

 Victoria: No, really.

 Nikki: I was wondering if you wanted to meet me later for lunch. We could try that new thai restaurant. It's supposed to be great.

 Victoria: Oh, I would love to, but I can't do it today. How about another day this week?

 Nikki: Okay, well, give me a call when your schedule's clear.

 Victoria: Any particular reason why you wanna have lunch today?

 Nikki: You mean other than the fact that you're my favorite daughter?

 Victoria: I'm your only daughter.

 Nik: Well, to tell you the truth, I do worry about you.

 Victoria: Why?

 Nikki: Honey, you can't be eating very healthy meals, living in a motel.

 Victoria: Well, I am pretty sick of takeout, but fear not. I will be burning my own gourmet dinners before you know it.

 Nikki: What do you mean?

 Victoria: I've decided to buy a condo for diego and me.

 Nikki: Are you joking?

 Victoria: No, why do you say that?

 Nikki: Well, honey, I don't mean to meddle, but do you really think you're ready for that kind of commitment?

 Diego: Hey, larry.

 Larry: Hey, diego, what's up?

 Diego: You got a minute?

 Larry: Yeah, sure. Have a seat. How you feeling?

 Diego: Almost normal.

 Larry: I heard you got mugged.

 Diego: Yeah, life in the big city.

 Larry: Man, you and your brother have had your share of bad luck here lately.

 Diego: Yeah, least we're both still alive.

 Larry: Yeah, it's a lot better than the alternative, huh? So what's on your mind?

 Diego: I was wondering if you heard anything on the street about a large sum of cash being stolen.

 Lar: : Is that what these creeps stole from you?

 Diego: Yeah, I was carrying it in my duffel bag.

 Larry: Well, the street's not my territory these days, you know? I kinda took myself out of the loop there for a while. How much they get you for?

 Diego: Hundred grand.

 Larry: A hundred grand? (Whistles) that's heavy, man.

 Diego: Yeah, victoria's dad gave it to me. He told me to leave his daughter alone and disappear from the face of the earth.

 Larry: Yeah, that sounds like something old man newman would do.

 Diego: I want it ckck. Even more important, I want to nail the bastards who took it from me. You sure they're on right?

 Brittany: And you thought it was hot before.

 Raul: That was some surprise you sprung on me.

 Brittany: Well, I wanted to spice things up a little bit. I hope that's okay. I don't want you getting bored.

 Raul: Bored? With you?

 Brittany: With everything, raul-- poverty, this dump we live in. I want to remind you why you fell in love with me.

 Raul: Listen to me, crazy girl. You never have to remind me of that.

 Brittany: You mean it?

 Raul: Yeah, I mean that.

 Brittany: What?

 Raul: This-- this thing you're wearing, where'd that come from?

 Brittany: I just waived my magic wand and poof, there it was.

 Raul: Yeah? Seriously.

 Brittany: Seriously. As much as I'd love to lie in bed all morning, didn't you tell billy you'd meet him at the coffeehouse?

 Raul: Well, I think I have a pretty good excuse if I'm late.

 Brittany: Yeah?

 Raul: Yeah.

 Brittany: What's that?

 Raul: Well, I'll just tell him that some hot, sexy chick just had her way with me.

 Mac: You're so serious all of a sudden. Is it something bad?

 Billy: Well, I hope you won't think so.

 Mac: Well, just tell me.

 Billy: I've made a decision.

 Mac: What?

 Billy: I'm not going back to louisiana.

 Mac: You're not, really?

 Billy: Are you okay with that?

 Mac: I'm surprised. I mean, you seemed so into the work and all, your letters and calls. I just assumed you planned to keep on doing it.

 Billy: Look, mac, it was a great experience. Taught me a lot about myself, what's really important in life, but I wanna come home. Move on to the next phase. You know what I mean?

 Mac: I think so. So have you figured out what that is yet, the next phase?

 Billy: Not completely.As much as I got into building houses, it sure helped me realize the value of a good education.

 Mac: Oh, in other words, yore hammer swinging days are over.

 Billy: Who knows? Maybe I'll miss it, but I've gotta explore my options first.

 Mac: Your options, huh? Are you a any chance ready for college? (Doorbell rings)

 Kay: Esther, can you get that, please? (Doorbell rings)

 Kay: Apparently not, katherine. Oh, god.

 Kay: Yes?

 Man: Package for mr. Larry warton.

 Kay: Oh, yes, I'll take it. Just a moment, please.

 Kay: Here we go. Thank you. Thank you. You must be freezing out there. Roads slippery?

 Man: Oh, yeah.

 Kay: Hope you'll be careful. Thank you. Thank you.

 Man: Thanks.

>>Ayay: There we go. Thank you.

 Kay: From jill. Hmm. What in the world? Addressed to larry. Larry warton. Yeah, that's right. Oh, what the hell? She'll never know the difference. Watch the nails, katherine.

 Kay: Oh, my. "Congratulations on your new position as assistant security supervisor at jabot cosmetics."

 Kay: Well, that's a nice touch, jill. Not that larry doesn't deserve it. All right.

 Kay: (Chuckles) oh, my god. Now we can certainly do much better than that, can't we, katherine?

 Victoria: What are you really asking, mother? Am I committed to diego?

 Nikki: Honey, it just seems a bit soon to be buying property.

 Victoria: Mother, we're a couple. That's not gonna change, no matter where we are. We might as well be comfortable.

 Nikki: And how does diego feel about this?

 Victoria: Oh, you know, he grumbles about being a kept man, but that's just macho nonsense.

 Nikki: Uh, are you looking at one place in particular?

 Victoria: I saw a couple of places before the holidays, and one place, I think, would be perfect if it's still available.

 Nikki: Honey, I still feel like you're rushing into this. Please give it a little more thought.

 Victoria: Mother, what's there to think about? If we hadn't moved into the motel, we'd have our own place by now. We need to move on.

 Nikki: Tell me about that. Is the motel awful?

 Victoria: Well, it's not the greatest, but you know, I mean, it was kind of romantic at first. I'm tired of living out of a suitcase.

 Nikki: Yeah, I can imagine.

 Victoria: And I think it's kind of getting to diego, too.

 Nikki: What do you mean?

 Victoria: Oh, you know, he's just been quiet lately. It seems like something's bugging him.

 Nikki: Did you ask him about it?

 Victoria: Yeah. He says it's my imagination, but I don't think so. It'll just be nice to be settled, to have something a little bit more permanent.

 Nikki: What do you mean? What are you saying?

 Victoria: What, a marriage? No, no, no, no, no. Not marriage.

 Nikki: Well, that's a relief.

 Victoria: Down the road, if we decide to get married, that will be our business.

 Nikki: We will cross that bridge when we get to it.

 Victoria: You know, I'm kind of excited about this. It'll be good for us to have our own home.

 Nikki: You know, honey, have you ever considered that this mood diego's in might be some kind of sign?

 Victoria: Sign about wh??

 Nikki: Well, you know, he's always been kind of a wanderer, just picks up and goes whenever he feels like it.

 Victoria: I can't believe you're saying this.

 Nikki: Honey, I'm only trying to point out--

 Victoria: No, no, do you know who you sound like right now? You sound like dad. Have you gone over to his side, mother? I mean, please don't tell me that. 

 Raul: What are you thinking about?

 Brittany: Us.

 Raul: Us? What us? Brittany: You and me living here. I have to say it. It's getting a little old, raul.

 Raul: Yes, I know. I know, but listen. We're gonna be going off to college pretty soon. I mean, I hate the idea of leaving you.

 Brittany: I feel the same way. A big part of me is dreading it.

 Raul: Look, hon, you know what? Let's think about that later. Right now let's just enjoy the time we have.

 Raul: What is that? A price tag.

 Brittany: Oh. I guess I forgot to take it off.

 Raul: Whoa, whoa. That's a little expensive for such a small amount of material, britt.

 Brittany: Well, you know, they charge outrageous prices.

 Raul: Where'd you get the money?

 Brittany: I had some put away.

 Raul: Really? Did you?

 Brittany: Wait. You don't believe me?

 Raul: Brittany, did you steal this?

 Brittany: What?!

 Raul: Did you shoplift it?

 Brittany: That's a terrible thing to accuse me of.

 Raul: Oh, please, don't act like you haven't done it before. Okay? Remember last christmas? That sweater you swiped for me. You wanted me to give it to my mom.

 Brittany: Well, I was trying to help you, if you recall.

 Raul: And what's your excuse this time? You were trying to help yourself?

 Brittany: It was just one little item. The store will never miss it.

 Raul: What if you would've been caught? You would've gone to jail, and it would've gone on your record on top of your D.U.I.

 Brittany: Well, I wasn't caught, so chill out.

 Raul: But why in the world would you do something like this? Why would you take this risk?

 Brittany: I wanted to look sexy for my guy.

 Raul: You don't get it, do you, brittany? You are always sexy to me. You don't need things like this.

 Brittany: Yes, I need it. It's for us so we can have a little fun, which we did.

 Raul: No, babe, people do not need this kind of stuff. I thought you were happy that we had everything we needed right here-- you and me, together. That's it. 'Cause that's all I needed.

 Brittany: Raul, you don't understand.

 Raul: You're right. I don'T. I mean, if you were so unhappy that you had to go out and rip off stores, then what the hell are we doing here anyway?! (Groans)

 Brittany: Raul, wait! Don't go!

 Billy: Yeah, definitely ready for college.

 Mac: Well, that'll sure make your mom happy. Have you talked to her about this yet?

 Billy: Not yet.

 Mac: Why not?

 Billy: Well, she's still hoping I'll go to school in rhode island, where I've already been accepted.

 Mac: Well, isn't that the plan?

 Billy: It was, but I've thought about it for awhile now, and, uh...

 Mac: And?

 Billy: I wanna stay here.

 Mac: In genoa city?

 Billy: Yeah. Go to G.C.U.

 Mac: I had no idea that you were even thinking about that.

 Billy: The thing is, I like being near my family. I was really aware of that when I was away. Even thought a lot about my mom.

 Mac: What about her?

 Billy: When I left for louisiana, I kinda felt maybe things were changing between us.

 Mac: Yeah, it seemed like she mellowed out quite a bit.

 Billy: So after all those years of not getting along, it'd be cool to have a few where we do. Living here, maybe that'd be possible.

 Mac: So this decision-- it's because you're thinking about your parents?

 Billy: Most of all, I wanna be closer to you. I mean, mac, what you and I have... hey. What's going on? Something about this isn't working for you. Mac...

 Billy: Have you met someone else?

 Victoria: Has dad brainwashed you, mother? Has he convinced you that diego's only after my money?

 Nikki: No. Honey, I have heard diego talk about you. I truly believe he loves you.

 Victoria: Well, then what is your problem with me buying a place of my own?

 Nikki: I just don't understand why you're in such a hurry.

 Victoria: I told you why. What's really bothering you?

 Nikki: All right, I suppose I am concerned about your father's reaction to this.

 Victoria: To me buying a condo?

 Nikki: To you moving into it with diego.

 Victoria: Look, I told you about my plan because I thought you might acalally be happy for me. Not because I was asking for your permission.

 Nikki: I never thought you were.

 Victoria: And as for dad, I expect him to go ballistic. I expect him to throw a tantrum and scream and yell and stomp his feet and do whatever he does whenever he doesn't get his way.

 Nikki: Honey, I know I've said this before, but it bears repeating.

 Victoria: Right. Dad wants what's best for me.

 Nikki: That's true.

 Victoria: I'm a grown woman. I will decide what's best for me. And the rest of you can just keep your opinions to yourself. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a meeting.

 Larry: You know, it sounds lilike you're out for blood.

 Diego: Those dirtbags put me in the hospital.

 Larry: Yeah. Well, didn't they have a piece?

 Diego: Yeah, so?

 Larry: You're lucky, man. I mean, it could have been a lot worse. They could've shot you.

 Diego: It doesn't matter. I want those two maggots, and I want 'em badly. You know what? I begged 'em not to take that money. I'm not someone who begs for anything.

 Larry: And the way they answered you was with the butt end of a gun.

 Diego: You know what? I can't even sleep at night without thinking about it.

 Larry: Look, diego, you ever thought about just letting this whole thing go?

 Diego: If this happened to you, would you just let it go?

 Larry: Maybe not, but, you know, I'm a whole different breed of cat.

 Diego: You know what? I have to find 'em, larry. I will never forget the way they humiliated me. I want them to pay.

 Larry: I hear you. Look, what all did you have in your duffel bag?

 Diego: I don't know. Some odds and ends. Some receipts.

 Larry: Do you remember anything from the motel that you were staying in?

 Diego: Yeah, they might have been, yeah.

 Larry: Well, then I'd forget about chasing these dudes down.

 Diego: Wait. What do you mean?

 Larry: My guess is they're gonna come looking for you.

 Diego: Why? I mean, they took me for a small fortune.

 Larry: Well, look, these guys aren't the sharpest tools in the shed, you know? They're not gonna take this money and invest it in stocks and bonds, right?

 Diego: Not likely, no.

 Larry: Which means they're gonna blow it and then they're gonna want more. Hell, they probably think you're some kind of drug dealer with all that loot that you had. So my guess is they're gonna come looking for you to score again.

 Diego: You think?

 Larry: Look, I spent some hard time in the joint with scum just like these guys. I learned how their twisted minds think. (Pager beeping)

 Larry: Oh. (Beeping stops)

 Larry: It's mrs. Chancellor. I wonder what she wants. Look, bro, o gotta roll. We'll catch up later, all right?

 Diego: Well, hey, thanks for listening.

 Larry: Yeah. Look, you be cool, all right?

 Diego: All right.

 Mac: No, billy, I haven't met anyone else. When would you get such an idea?

 Billy: You scared me there for a minute.

 Mac: I mean, yeah, guys have asked me out, but I made sure they knew I had a boyfriend.

 Billy: Well, lucky me. So what's wrong with me being nearby? Because I can see something about this is bothering you.

 Mac: Yeah. I don't know. I mean, I guess I just-- I had this picture in my head, you know? You'd be across the country in new england. I'd be in illinois. We'd see each other on long weekends, holidays.

 Billy: So this is better. I mean, what's the problem? This way, it wouldn't be long-distance. I'd only be a couple of hours away from you.

 Mac: Yeah, I don't know. It's just... with you being so far away, things would be-- I don't know--more romantic. You know? When now with you being so close...

 Billy: What? That's a bad thing?

 Mac: No, billy. That's a good thing--too good. (Door shuts)

 Larry: I came as quickly as I could. You wanted to see me?

 Kay: Uh, yes. This package came for you. I thought it might be important.

 Larry: Huh. You have any idea who it's from?

 Kay: Well, the packing slip said jill. I'm afraid that's all I know.

 Larry: Well, I hope it's t t a bomb.

 Kay: (Chuckles)

 Larry: Wow. It's like a cop uniform. Security officer.

 Kay: Security. Mm-hmm.

 Larry: Whoa. Huh. Cd? Oh.

 Larry: Um...

 Larry: "Wait for me in the bedroom, officer. In uniform."

 Victoria: Hey.

 Diego: Victoria, you're back alreY.

 Victoria: Yeah. I have some exciting news. I wanted to share it with you.

 Diego: Yeah?

 Victoria: I put an offer in on a condo. Now, now, now, now don't say it.

 Diego: You already know what I'm gonna say.

 Victoria: Yes, I , I do. You're worried about being a kept man. Now you cannot confuse the fact that you have a wealthy girlfriend with being kept.

 Diego: There's a difference?

 Vtotoria: Yes, there is. Kept men are lazy. They're looking to take advantage. That's not you. So don't get hung up on that. I mean, we've gotta get out of this place, so I decided to take some action.

 Diego: Oh, that's good. I'm fine with it.

 Victoria: You are? Wow. That was easier than I thought it would be.

 Diego: So we can't move in right away.

 Victoria: No, of course not. We have to put an offer in and negotiate the price and go through escrow and close.

 Diego: There's something I wanna talk to you about.

 Victoria: Okay. What?

 Diego: I think we should live apart f a awhile. (Knock on door)

 Brittany: Raul? Oh, I'm so glad...

 Man: Oh, lookie, lookie.

 Man #2: What do we have here?

 Brittany: What do you want? Who are you?

 Man: Question is, missy, who are you?

 Man #2: And what we want you're gonna give us.

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