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>> Previously on "One Life to Live" --

Lindsay: R.J., please pick up the phone. Allison's got a gun.

Allison: Get in the trunk.

Emily: You still feel terrible about what happened to Joanna, don't you?

Troy's voice: This has to stop, Joanna! You're my wife! It's got to stop!

Rae: Either meet my demands or end up in jail.

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Bo: Antonio.

Antonio: I took the call. What do you got?

Bo: I was hoping that somebody else would take the call.

Antonio: What do you mean?

Bo: I think you better sit this one out.

Antonio: Sir --

Bo: Hey, you're too involved, all right? It's not good for you and it's not good for the case.

Antonio: I told you how important it is for me to be a part of this.

Bo: This is not about what you want. We can't afford to make any mistakes.

Antonio: My work won't be compromised. I promise, Commissioner. Now, what's up?

Bo: Lindsay and Allison were here. One of them has got a gun.

Antonio: Anyone hurt?

Bo: Not that we know of. A neighbor reported a gunshot. Mason found a bullet hole.

Antonio: What's next?

Bo: We are going to search every inch of this place. We have to find out how long ago they left. And if we're lucky, we're going to find a clue to their next move.

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Lindsay: Well, this is Viki's cabin. What are we doing here?

Allison: Viki's wanted by the cops.

Niki: Ow.

Allison: You think anyone's going to be dumb enough to think she'd hide out in her own place?

Lindsay: But wait -- wait a minute! Viki's wanted by the police?

Allison: Keep a lid on it. Give me a headache and I'll muzzle you permanently!

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Asa: You run that damn interview with me blasting Gretel Cummings one more time, I will sue your damn station for every penny it's worth. You got it?

Ah! That is the end of it, Nigel -- the last item on that quack's list.

Nigel: I think you've done it, Sir.

Asa: You know what burns me up? That I have to shut down that gretelisafraud web site, not to mention my civil suit.

Nigel: Well, obviously, you can't sue the lady. She's got both of us --

Asa: Oh --

Nigel: Well, you and me --

Asa: Go on, say it, Nigel. Damn woman's got us over a barrel.

Nigel: I'm afraid so.

Asa: You know what's killing me? That she thinks that she won. Well, at least, Nigel, I will not have the F.B.I. crawling all over me.

Nigel: I agree, sir. Best to let sleeping dogs lie.

Asa: For what I did, nobody needs to know how I build my fortune. I intend to keep it that way, even if I have to make nice with this phony quack.

Nigel: I fully support your decision, Sir, but how can you be certain that phony is going to play nice with you?

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Rae: Hi, Renee. You got a minute?

Renee: Every time I check this column of figures, I get a different answer. I just can't keep my mind off of everything that's going on with Viki.

Rae: I know. If only I hadn't brought --

Renee: Not another word. That's between you and your conscience.

Rae: Ok. There's something that I want to tell you. I won't be staying here much longer.

Renee: The police are letting you back in your house?

Rae: Oh, I don't know. I don't know if they ever will. Renee, you've been such a good friend to me, my only friend really since I was exposed as a fraud.

Renee: You just don't get it, do you? We all have a past. I am not judging you.

Rae: That's why it's so important to me that -- that I tell you everything.

Renee: Everything?

Rae: About me and Asa.

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Troy: Here we go. Perfect spot.

Nora: Finally, a level piece of land.

[Crickets chirp]

Nora: Listen.

Troy: What?

Nora: Crickets.

Troy: Yeah. You sure you want to do this, huh?

Nora: Oh, absolutely. You can almost feel the toxins in that cabin --

Troy: Oh.

Nora: Not that I haven't eaten my fair share of toxins, mind you, but just would rather take my chances with the bugs and the stars.

Troy: Yeah. The water in that stream's going to be a lot purer than the orange goo that came running out of that faucet.

Nora: Oh, Troy. The water's perfect, isn't it, Troy?

Joanna's voice: The water's just perfect, isn't it, Troy?

Nora: What? What is it?

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Max: [Imitating Elvis] :adies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building.

Al: Is that today's "Banner"?

Max: It was.

Al: Oh, that didn't sound good.

Max: [Normal voice] Oh, well.

[Max laughs]

Max: Wah!

Al: What are you doing?

Max: [Normal voice] Performing an exorcism. The peroxide-soaked ball-a.

Al: How do you know she's not coming back?

Max: [Imitating Elvis] I got a feeling.

Al: A feeling?

Max: A feeling deep inside, whoa, yeah. Whoa, yeah, and it's telling me that hurricane Roxy is gone.

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Lindsay: What do you think she's going to do to us?

Niki: Nothing! We're worth a lot more to her alive than we are dead.

Allison: That's so true! Too bad I don't care!

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Nigel: Oh, now, I'm worried, Sir. Short of a lobotomy, how can we guarantee that the former doctor won't simply go ahead and write her book anyway?

Asa: Because I looked that lady viper square in the eye.

Nigel: Ah. You know, I never doubt you, sir, but --

Asa: Nigel, please, don't start. Trust me. Gretel Cummings would have chewed off her arm to get out of the fix she was in. I gave her everything she wanted. I know what I'm doing.

Nigel: I see.

Asa: I am not going after her in public. I am not suing her into the poorhouse. As a matter of fact, I'm not going to go anywhere near her unless I have to. Gretel got everything she wanted, so I'm going to tell you she is not going to publish that expose.

Nigel: Let's hope she relocates to some metropolis where she's less well known -- you know, Helsinki, Minsk, eh?

Asa: Tormenting her was sure lots of fun --

[Asa chuckles]

Asa: While it lasted.

Nigel: Well, I hope you find a less provocative way of amusing yourself in the future.

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Rae: So towards the end of the court-appointed therapy sessions with Asa,  he opened up to me.

Shawna: Well, well, well, if it isn't Dr. Know little. Hmm. So tell me, Gretel, how'd you do it? How'd you get the hospital to drop its suit against you?

Renee: What?

Shawna: Yeah, my mother's on the board. They just called a special meeting and called the whole suit off.

Mollie: And what's really weird, it was all Asa Buchanan’s idea.

Renee: You're kidding.

Shawna: Hmm, I wish.

Renee: Asa hates you. Why would he do that?

Rae: Excuse us. Renee, please. This is what I've been trying to tell you.

Renee: That when Asa was your patient he really opened up to you?

Rae: I'm afraid so, yes.

Renee: Rae, months ago, when it came out that Asa had faked his death and I was really, really upset, you told me that Asa was all hot air and swagger and it was a smokescreen --

Rae: No.

Renee: For all to hide his real feelings.

Rae: No, no, no, no. No, that's not what I'm saying.

Renee: I don't believe this.

Rae: Renee?

Renee: You are an absolute genius. No, no, no -- no doubting yourself any longer. You were right.

Rae: No --

Renee: Asa is now being the wonderful man that I have always known that he is deep down.

Rae: No.

Renee: You are damned good therapist.

Rae: You need to listen to me, please.

Renee: You convinced him to be that man again. I have to go to the mansion.

Rae: No --

Renee: This is a cause for celebration.

Rae: You don't understand, you don’t.

Renee: I understand everything. This is what I have wanted, Rae, for so long. It's an absolute miracle. Oh, and, Rae, by the way, if you want to go on staying here at The Palace, honey, you can -- you can -- you're welcome forever.

[Rae sighs]

Rae: I don't think so.

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Antonio: Sir, the women left their prints everywhere. We've got blonde hair, brown hair, no blood evidence.

Bo: All right. Get ahold of the phone company, have them pull their records.

Antonio: Already done. It's going to be a while before we get a timetable.

Bo: No, I'm not so sure. The women haven't been gone that long, maybe an hour or two.

Antonio: Sir, how do you figure?

Bo: Because the food on the table upstairs, glasses half full. Right now I'm just trying to find some clue to what their next move might be.

Ofc. Jenkins: Commissioner?

Bo: Yeah.

Ofc. Jenkins: The rest of the team is here. They're checking the grounds.

Bo: All right. You and Dolan -- you canvass the neighborhood, talk to neighbors, see if they saw or heard anything unusual, you know -- lights being left on, strange cars, people leaving on foot -- anything. All right? Nothing is too small.

Ofc. Jenkins: You got it.

Antonio: What are you thinking?

[Bo sighs]

Bo: Something happened down here. A struggle.

Antonio: You're right. I mean, Rae’s not the type to leave a mess like -- like this. The woman's organized.

Bo: Yeah, well, that's how she was able to fool everybody for so long, so who was fighting?

Antonio: Allison and Lindsay?

Bo: No, no. I'm not so sure of that.

Antonio: Am I missing something?

Bo: Well, it's a gut feeling. I know Lindsay, though. She's capable of a lot, but she's not violent.

Antonio: Sir, she chained Troy MacIver to a funhouse wheel.

Bo: Yeah, but she didn't kill him.

Antonio: Well, forgive me for saying so, but she's spent time in jail since then and some inmates -- they learn how to be violent in order to survive.

Bo: Yeah, but not Lindsay. You see, her weapon of choice is manipulation. Allison, on the other hand, she --

Antonio: You think Allison Perkins is the one with the gun?

Bo: Oh, I would put my money on it. And I'd pity anybody that gets in her way.

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Lindsay: How can you hurt me if I'm you friend? And I am your friend, remember?

Allison: Don't make me madder than I already am.

Lindsay: Tell her. You always make sense. Tell her -- tell her that killing us is only going to make it worse.

Allison: For who?

Lindsay: Say something.

Allison: I knew it. You two are in cahoots. You've been plotting against me ever since that secret code in the car. Everyone's been against me my whole life in the whole world, but now it's not going to happen anymore. It's over. Right now. Don't look at her. I'll blindfold you. I mean it!

Niki: Allison! Hey! Don't go off the deep end here. Nobody's plotting against you.

Allison: Says who?

Niki: Just don't go wacky on us now, will you?

Lindsay: Could you not do that? She'll kill us. You don't know her.

Allison: Quiet, Judas!

Lindsay: You wouldn't be here if it weren't for me.

Allison: Oh, and vice versa, and you never even said "Thank you." You just lied to me about Dave.

Lindsay: Well, I didn't know I was lying.

Niki: Hey, that's a new one!

Allison: I like the way you think.

Niki: Hey, thanks. You know, I make a good hostage. Make a much better partner.

Allison: Forget it. I fly strictly solo.

Niki: Hey, your funeral.

Lindsay: What are you doing?

Allison: Shut up!

Niki: Hey, Allie, a lot of people are going to be wanting Viki back, you know, like her kids, Benji --

Lindsay: Viki, are you ok?

Niki: They're going to pay big bucks to get her back, too. Yeah, the sky's the limit. Hey, they'll give you money, safe passage, you know, across the border.

Allison: Go on.

Niki: Well, what do you say? Can we cut a deal?

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Al: Now, I know you want that to be true, Dad, but Roxanne leaving without a fight? Never going to happen.

[Doorbell rings]

Max: Hey, I was just as surprised as you are, but, you know, the fact is Roxanne’s gone.

R.J.: Hey, hey, Al.

Al: Hey.

Max: Hey. Just come on in.

R.J.: Max --

Max: What?

R.J.: You didn't do what we were talking about? You didn't take matters into your own hands?

Max: You think I killed her?

R.J.: Well, you did ask me to do it, remember?

Max: R.J., I swear to you I did nothing to harm Roxanne.

R.J.: Good. Good. I can't get caught up in your mess. I've got enough troubles of my own.

Max: What trouble do you have?

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Antonio: Whoever helped Lindsay and Allison escape had to be a local. I mean, he knew Rae’s house was cordoned off for the police investigation and he knew how to sneak the women in here.

Bo: "He knew"? "He"? So you already know who it is?

Antonio: Well, you and I both know it was R.J. Gannon. I mean, his marks are all over this. And I'm going to prove it.

Bo: Antonio, this is why I didn't want you here.

Antonio: Bo, I'm right. You know I am.

Bo: No, I don't know. I don't know if you're right. See, I'm not 100% convinced.

Antonio: How can you say that? What about the money clip?

Bo: He had an alibi. Antonio, I'm warning you. We make one slip-up, one little slip, R.J. walks.

Antonio: That's not going to happen, Sir. I already let his bogus alibi cost me my relationship with Keri. I'm not going to blow this case, too.

Bo: You and Keri had a fight?

Antonio: We broke up. It's over.

Bo: Why didn't you say anything?

Antonio: It's not professional.

Bo: Well, it's not professional to go after R.J. right in the middle of the police station. Something like that cannot happen again, Antonio.

Antonio: It won't.

Bo: All right. Look, you and Keri will work it out.

Antonio: No. I don't think so, not this time.

Bo: Antonio, this investigation is too important for me to let anyone's emotions get in the way.

Antonio: I won't lose my cool again. I'm a cop first and foremost. That's the only way I'm going to nail R.J. and that's the only way I can get Keri back.

Bo: Yeah, but that's not what we're doing here.

Antonio: I know it. Look, sir, I want to find Lindsay and Allison more than ever. They'll tell us R.J. was their accomplice, and then --

Bo: All right, detective, detective, one step at a time, all right? You take a look down here. I'm going to see what they got upstairs.

Antonio: What is it, Sir?

Bo: Scratches. Somebody dragged something on those stairs.

Antonio: You think Lindsay and Allison dragged something of Rae’s upstairs?

Bo: Or down.

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Lindsay: I can help you. My ex is a defense attorney. He's never lost a case.

Allison: Hmm, I'm not planning on needing a lawyer.

Lindsay: But if you let me go, I know Sam will do everything that he can to get you off.

Niki: That's what you think, you skunk! Your ex is just going to be happy to get you out of the picture!

Lindsay: How dare you!

Niki: Hey, Allie, listen up. I got you out of the nuthouse. I can get you out of this one, too, you know?

Lindsay: Hey, I'm an escaped convict. I'll bet there's a big reward out there for me, and you can have it. You can have all of it.

Niki: Lindsay, stupid, she's an escaped convict. Nobody going to pay her nothing.

Allison: All right! I know what I'm going to do.

Lindsay: What?

Niki: Oh, what?

Allison: Now!

Niki: What? Take it easy, Allie. What, are you going to tie me to a chair, too?

Allison: Shut up!

Niki: Oh, man. Ah -- ow! Take it easy.

Allison: Now I am going to leave the cops a nice little present -- two blondes trussed up like Christmas turkeys.

Niki: Oh, yeah? And where are you going?

Allison: Wherever I damn well please.

Lindsay: What if the police don't find us?

Allison: Not my problem. You can bicker each other to death or you can wait and let the rats gnaw what's left off your bones. Either way I win.

Lindsay: Allison, you can't just leave us here.

Niki: Would you shut up, you moron? She ain't killing us, is she?

Allison: Lindsay, I'm borrowing your phone. Now, ladies, if anyone asks for me, tell them I've gone where they feed blondes to the lions for lunch.

Niki: Ok, I got to get out of here.

Lindsay: Yeah, me, too, but, you know, if we help each other, I know we can do it. Look, look, Viki, I know we've never really exactly been close.

Niki: Close? I can't even stand the sight of you.

Lindsay: But -- but we need each other to survive.

Niki: Sorry. "We" ain't in my vocabulary.

Lindsay: I am not going back to that prison. You don't know what it's like. I almost died there twice.

Niki: Well, better luck next time.

Lindsay: You need me.

Niki: You wish!

Lindsay: You can't get out of here on your own, but -- but if we do it together, we can both get out.

Niki: Lindsay, forget it!

Lindsay: Viki!

Niki: And quit calling me Viki! I ain't Viki. I'm Niki Smith, and I work alone.

Lindsay: Oh, my God.

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Troy: Yeah, yeah. I don't think bringing you here was such a great idea.

Nora: Why not?

Troy: Because sleeping on this cold ground can't be any better than sleeping in that bed back in the cabin.

Ra: Troy, we almost were impaled by rusty springs.

Troy: Look, Nora --

Nora: But, you know, would you do me a favor? Will you just go in that bag right there and grab the poncho? The poncho. Grab the poncho.

Troy: Oh, ok. Fine. If it rains, you're going to need a lot more than just this poncho, Nora.

Nora: I got it. I've got it all figured out. Take the other end. Take the other end.

Troy: Ok, ok.

Nora: Just lie it straight out.

Troy: Yeah?

Nora: Yeah. A little more over to your side.

Troy: Now what are you doing?

Nora: You'll see. Ok? Voila. A sleeping bag. Enough room for one or two very good friends.

Troy: How'd you learn how to do all this, huh? Because I know it wasn't from reading all those Nancy Drew books.

Nora: Nancy Drew hardly left suburbia. Please, please. I learned my wilderness skills during my marriage to Hank Gannon.

Troy: Really?

Nora: Uh-huh.

Troy: The D.A. goes camping.

Nora: Camping, hiking, fishing. You name it, he does it.

Troy: Wow.

Nora: The marriage may have ended, but my survival skills were etched in stone.

Troy: Well, I'll just going to have to thank the D.A. the next time I see him then.

Nora: I think you should.

Troy: Yeah.

Nora: Oh, it's incredible, isn't it, you know, how a relationship can end. You can walk away with something from it. Years later, you can look back when all the drama's faded and you just feel warm inside. You know what I mean?

Joanna's voice: Troy, is that you?

Troy: No, I haven't had that experience.

Nora: Hmm. Well, I guess maybe it's just when you're married to somebody. And since you've never been married, you'll just have to take my word for it.

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Nigel: There you are, Sir, the final post from gretelisafraud.com web site.

Asa: That's a shame, don't you think?

Renee: Asa Buchanan, you big hunk of Texas bluster, I am so proud of you.

Asa: What are you going on about, Renee?

Renee: Rae Cummings. I heard all about it.

Asa: And you're proud of me?

Renee: Yes, I am. You finally did the right thing. You got the hospital to drop that suit against her.

Asa: Yes. Yes, I did.

Renee: And that awful web site of yours posted its final notice. What has gotten into you, Asa?

Asa: I was shown the light.

Renee: And not a moment too soon. I take it as a sign.

Nigel: A sign?

Renee: Mm-hmm, that after all these years, somewhere under that gruff exterior there's still a remnant of the man I love.

Asa: The man you love?

Renee: Once loved.

Asa: Oh.

Renee: And if Asa Buchanan can give Rae Cummings a chance, I can certainly give Asa Buchanan a chance. Do you want to have dinner with me?

Asa: What makes you think I want to give you a chance?

Nigel: Sir?

Renee: All right. Maybe after a little more therapy.

Asa: Renee?

Renee: Hmm?

Asa: Would you meet at The Palace Hotel in an hour? And wear something that I like. Well, I'll be damned.

Nigel: It's thrilling, isn't it, Sir?

Asa: Don't you pop a blood vessel. You ain't going.

Nigel: All I meant was it will be wonderful to have Ms. Divine back in our lives.

Asa: We'll see.

Nigel: Do you know, I think something good may come from all this Gretel Rae Cummings debacle after all.

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Shawna: I wouldn't celebrate yet if I were you. You know, just because the hospital dropped its suit against you doesn't mean the university will, or the injured parties. I mean, us, for instance.

Rae: Well, Shawna, I wouldn't expect anything of the kind from you. Are you guys old enough to be in here?

Shawna: Good comeback, Gretel. Hey, Mollie, how about another round of drinks?

Mollie: Sure. My treat.

Rae: Shouldn't you be giving a deposition or something?

Shawna: No, but I will be calling my lawyer right away, asking him to up the stakes. Now that the hospital's not suing you, we have a lot more money we can ask for.

Rex: Your buddy Shawna's pretty tough.

Mollie: Yeah. What Shawna wants, Shawna gets, every time.

Rex: So do I. What are you doing now?

Mollie: What?

Rex: Well, I've got my sister Jessica’s sports car and the keys to her mom's mountain hideaway. What do you say we do some sightseeing?

Mollie: Ooh, bad boy.

Rex: Is that a yes?

Mollie: Wait here one sec. Hey, I'm out of here. You coming?

Shawna: Nope. This is the most fun I've had all week.

Mollie: Later.

Rae: Well, I'm glad somebody's enjoying themselves.

Shawna: Oh, I'm not by myself. I mean, just about everybody you taught's behind me. We're going to ruin you.

Rae: We'll see about that.

Shawna: I can't wait.

Rae: It's me. Now, are you sure you know what time to be there? Great. All right. Then we're all set. I'll see you then.

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Lindsay: You're Niki Smith?

Niki: The one and only! And guess what. I like you even less than Viki did.

Lindsay: Well, whoever you are --

Niki: Niki. The name is Niki.

Lindsay: It doesn't matter. We still need each other.

Niki: You know what? You got a point, the old "two heads better than" bull.

Lindsay: That's right.

Niki: Yeah, right, right. Ok, I'll tell you what, we're going to put these chairs back to back, and then you're going to untie me and I'm going to untie you.

Lindsay: That's a great idea.

Niki: Ok, yeah, ok, hold on. Come on! Untie me, Lindsay. I ain't going to do this alone.

Lindsay: Wait a minute!

Niki: What?

Lindsay: You want me to untie you first?

Niki: Yeah.

Lindsay: Yeah, well, how do I know that you're going to untie me? How do I know you're not going to just leave me here to die?

Niki: Oh, for Pete’s sake, Lindsay!

Lindsay: I think that you want to untie me first.

Niki: No, I don't think so. You're a jailbird, and I don't trust you.

Lindsay: Well, I don't really see where you have much of a choice.

Niki: Oh, I'll give you a choice. I'm out of here. Get out of my way!

Lindsay: No, you are not leaving me here like a sitting duck.

Niki: Guess again.

Lindsay: I'm not going back to that prison. I'm not going back. I'd kill you first.

Niki: Oh, yeah? You don't stand a chance next to me, princess! Bring it on! Come on!

[Gunshot]

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R.J.: Somehow Llanview’s finest have got it in their minds that I helped Lindsay Rappaport escape from Statesville.

Max: Did you?

R.J.: Why would I want Lindsay out running around? No, it's Antonio. He wants to pin every crime in the commonwealth on me.

Max: Hmm. Well, I hope you've got an airtight alibi.

R.J.: Oh, yeah. The best. I was home watching television with Keri.

Max: Well, that's right. That's the best.

R.J.: Yeah, but it's not good enough for Antonio. No, he's still all over me. He even attacked me in the middle of the police station.

Max: Well, you really should steer clear of police stations.

R.J.: Noted.

Max: Oh.

R.J.: Look, anyway, if Vega comes sniffing around, asking questions about where I was, when phone calls were made --

Max: Hey, hey, hey, whatever you need me to say. You got it, Man.

R.J.: Wow. That's all I needed to hear.

Max: Ok.

R.J.: Oh, hey, but you know if you had done something, you know, gotten rid of Roxy, I'd cover for you.

Max: You don't think anything really could have happened to Roxy, do you?

Al: Huh? I mean, who knows? It's not like she takes the best care of herself.

Max: Yeah.

Al: Hey, I heard what R.J. said to you before. Did he really think think that you killed her?

Max: Oh! He was joking. Yeah.

Al: Funny.

Max: Al, come on, Al. I would never kill anybody, not even Roxanne.

Al: No, I know that. I mean, I do, but if she should happen to turn up, well, you know -- well, a lot of people heard you say that you would do anything to get rid of her.

Max: That is true.

Al: "No suspects in Rappaport house fire." And, you know, I mean, people get away with real crimes all the time.

Max: Yeah. You know, she was really wasted when she barreled out of here, not to mention upset.

Al: So you should go find her.

Max: I don't know where she is. But I know where she was headed. She was taking that Woman of the Year trophy back to Rae Cummings' house.

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Roxy: Oh, my legs are like rubber and I got a lump on my noggin that's the size of a coconut.

Bo: All right, you ok? You want us to take you to the hospital?

Roxy: Oh, no, no, I don't want to go to the hospital. I just, you know, I don't know like tight, smelly spaces, that's all.

Antonio: Can you tell us how you got in that trunk, Ms. Balsom?

Roxy: Holden. It's Roxy Holden. And, you know, you guys saved my blonde butt; because I really thought that I was a goner.

Bo: Ok, ok, just take it easy.

Roxy: I got to take it easy, because I really got clunked on the head pretty good.

Antonio: Do you know what happened?

Bo: Hey, anything can help.

Roxy: Well, you know about the Woman of the Year deal?

Bo: What about it?

Roxy: Well, you know, after it turned out that Dr. Rae dame was a fraud, I got a little worried about the bowl.

Antonio: Get to the point.

Roxy: So I took it for safekeeping.

Antonio: You stole the award?

Roxy: I said I took it for safekeeping! You don't listen too good, do you? Ooh.

Bo: Sit down.

Roxy: It's ok, it's ok. Anyway, you know, Max kind of sees the same way that you do, and he said he'd like me a lot better if I was a better person, so I figured I would take that bowl and I would come back here and I would do the right thing, and I was little tipsy. Well, actually, I was about three sheets to the wind, but that's besides the point.

Antonio: Look, will you just tell us what happened to Lindsay and Allison!

Roxy: Could you switch him for somebody nicer?

Bo: Det. Vega.

Antonio: I'm sorry.

Bo: All right, all right. Now, about Lindsay and Allison --

Roxy: Well, look, like I told you, you know, I really don't know nothing about Lindsay, but that skinny nut job, she's got the strength of, like, 10 guys.

Bo: So it was Allison that put you in the trunk?

Roxy: Yeah. She left me there for dead. Just wait till I get my hands on her.

Bo: Ok, ok. When did she leave?

Roxy: I don't know. How long was I in the trunk?

Antonio: Two hours? Six? Hey would you get off my back? Maybe it was 12 hours. I don't even know what the hell day it is. What is it? What time is it? Oh, look. That creep -- she broke my watch when she shoved me in the trunk.

Bo: Hour and a half. They couldn't have gone far. You two notify the state police. Have them arrange a sweep, all right? We're going to need more manpower.

Roxy: Hey, hey, what about me? Did anybody report me missing?

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Troy: When this is all over --

Nora: Mm-hmm.

Troy: And when Lindsay’s finally back in Statesville --

Nora: Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Troy: I am going to take you and Matthew on the best vacation.

Nora: Ooh.

Troy: I'm going to take you guys some place where none of us have ever been before.

Nora: Ooh, that sounds wonderful.

Troy: Yeah.

Nora: However, I want you to know that I'm absolutely content to be right here.

Troy: Hmm. Ooh, come here. You cold?

Nora: Yeah, I am a little bit.

Troy: You know what? Why don't I get your jacket?

Nora: No, I got it, I got it.

Troy: No, I can --

Nora: I know exactly where it is in the backpack. Gosh, that water looks so inviting, doesn't it? Wouldn't it be nice to go for a swim? Nah, but if the air's cold, that means the water will probably be freezing and --

Joanna’s voice: Troy, is that you?

Troy's voice: Yes, it's me.

[Joanna laughs]

Troy's voice: Stop it, Joanna.

Joanna's voice: I won't stop it.

Troy's voice: Yes, you will.

Joanna's voice: Make me. Go ahead, Troy. Make me.

Troy: But I did stop you, Joanna. I did.

Nora: Huh. Hey, you ok?

Troy: Yeah. Yeah, it's just -- it's just the water.

Nora: Yeah. It's hard to believe that we almost drowned.

Troy: Yeah.

Nora: That's what you were thinking about, wasn't it? I mean, you certainly don't forget.

Troy: I just can't get it out of my mind.

Troy: Come here. I don't know what I would have done if I had lost you like that, Nora.

Nora: I'm just glad you came along when you did. I can't think of a worse way to die than drowning.

Troy: Yeah. Neither can I.

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Asa: And what am I supposed to do with this?

Nigel: Might I be so bold as to suggest you give it to your date.

Asa: That shouldn't hurt, I guess.

Andrew: Asa, Nigel. The maid let me in. Am I early?

Asa: Yes. Four months early. Come back at Christmas. That's when I give to charity.

Nigel: Rev. Carpenter?

Asa: Why the hell are you still standing there?

Andrew: Come on, Asa. You know why I'm here, obviously. You're already dressed for it.

Asa: What the hell are you talking about?

Rae: Behave, Asa. Rev. Carpenter is here to marry us.

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Max: All right, nothing's happened to Roxy. The woman's indestructible, for crying out loud. I mean, she couldn't be dead. She probably just -- whoo! -- Yeah -- what the -- uh!

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Bo: All right, think back, Roxanne.

Roxy: Yeah.

Bo: Did Allison say anything that might tell us where she went?

Roxy: Hey, Commish, you know, it's like a blur, because she tortured me. You know, maybe I just blocked it out.

Bo: All right. All right, then let's try to jog your memory. Do you remember Allison leaving with Lindsay?

Roxy: I told you, I never even saw Lindsay.

Bo: So Allison left here alone?

Roxy: Well, I know she wasn't with Lindsay, but she wasn't exactly alone. She had Viki.

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Niki: I thought you left.

Allison: I did. I took those cell phones and smashed them to smithereens, took off, but then the lousy car broke down.

Niki: Ha-ha-ha! Tough luck.

Allison: It was a sign.

Lindsay: Of what?

Allison: A sign that I was supposed to come back and finish you two off for good.

[Niki laughs]

Allison: What's so funny?

Niki: You can't kill anybody with that gun.

Allison: Want to bet?

Niki: Yeah! "Want to bet?" You were doing so much target practice out there, you're out of bullets. I counted.

Lindsay: Is that true?

Allison: Well, what do you know? Niki must have slept through math class. I'm only almost out of bullets. I still got one left. So the big question is, which one of you do I use it on, la-di-da Lindsay or Viki-Niki?

>> Stay tuned for scenes from the next "One Life to Live."

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>> On the next "One Life to Live" --

Jessica: I know who set the fire.

Rae: I have to marry you. I don't trust you.

Ben: I don't know if I can take losing Viki forever.

Niki: If you're going to shoot somebody, you got to shoot her.

Téa: Are you using me to get back at Blair?