One Life to Live Transcript Wednesday 6/19/02
By Linda
Proofread by Kathy
>> Previously on "One Life to Live" --
Natalie: I was beginning to feel like I really had a mom. What happened?
Niki: [As Viki] we need to talk about Natalie.
Cristian: You knew that your mom was the one responsible for Nora's memory loss. Why would you tell Al and not me?
Troy: I can't tell Nora anything about Joanna, not even her name.
Téa: Ross, no! What are you doing?
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Niki: [As Viki] is this a good time?
Roxy: Uh -- is this Viki? Could you speak up a little bit?
Niki: Do you remember our little talk yesterday?
Roxy: Hey, I must've overslept.
Niki: Ok. We were going to have a little chat about Natalie, remember?
Roxy: Oh, yeah, mommy's little hell hound. Yeah, I remember.
Niki: Would now be a good time for me to come over and visit you?
Roxy: Yeah. Max and Al aren't here. I just need, you know, a couple minutes to spruce up a little bit. Why are we talking about that brat Natalie?
Niki: I'll explain when I get there, ok? Five minutes. [Normal voice] stupid cow.
Chad: Oh, Mrs. Davidson.
Niki: [As Viki] well, hello, Chad. Come in.
Chad: Thank you. I was hoping I could maybe talk to you about that job.
Niki: What job?
Chad: The undercover assignment. You needed a reporter to help you investigate the Llanview party scene?
Niki: Oh, my goodness, yes. How could I forget that? You caught me "practicing."
Chad: Right, right. But you never called me back, so I --
Niki: Oh, you know what? I decided against doing the story.
Chad: Oh.
Niki: Yeah.
Chad: That's too bad. Because I was really hoping that that could be my foot in the door down at "The Banner."
Niki: Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm very sorry.
Chad: Well -- ok, plan B. You once said I could have an internship there. And I'm not taking any classes this summer at all, so what do you say? Could I maybe get a little experience under my belt?
Niki: You know what? I think getting a little experience under your belt could benefit us both.
Natalie: Viki, what are you doing?
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[Cristian groans]
Cristian: Hey.
Jen: Hey. You don't have to stop.
Cristian: No, no, I'm done. How was Philly?
Jen: Great.
Cristian: Brooke ok?
Jen: Yeah. She says hi. She has a new boyfriend.
Cristian: Good for her. How's your mom?
Jen: She's fine, I guess -- if you can call making friends with Allison Perkins fine.
Cristian: Perkins? That crazy little lady?
Jen: Yeah, the one that tried to kill Jessica and Seth. Can you believe that? Can you believe she's becoming friends with her?
Cristian: With your mom? Doesn't surprise me much.
Jen: That's not really what I meant. You know what? Let's just not talk about things that aren't important, ok?
Cristian: Ok.
Jen: Because what's important is us. Are we ok?
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Troy: Mmm. Good morning again.
Nora: Good morning again to you.
Troy: Yeah. Much better than on the phone.
Nora: Oh, much better.
Troy: Hmm.
Nora: Much better. Oh, I want to thank you again for yesterday. It was such a special day.
Troy: Llantano Mountain's great, isn't it?
Nora: Oh, it's more than that.
Troy: And Matthew looked like he had a great time. I mean, come on, learning how to swim underwater with your eyes open -- that is huge.
Nora: Oh, absolutely. But I was actually talking more about the way you opened up to me. You know, especially about -- about your past, you know? Specifically about the woman that you felt you had treated so badly.
Troy: Yeah, look, Nora, I -- I just -- I don't want to -- I don't want to talk about that right now.
Nora: Oh, yeah? Well, I do.
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Téa: Todd's here on this island. And he's planning on kidnapping your kids.
Sam: You ok?
Blair: Yeah, I'm -- I'm fine.
Sam: You sure you don't want some?
Blair: No -- you know what? Maybe I should. I just keep dozing off.
Sam: It's jet lag.
Blair: I cannot believe that we flew all the way to Hawaii and we're back already.
Sam: Yeah, I know. Long flight, short stay.
Blair: Todd nearly kidnapped my children, Sam.
Sam: They're safe.
Blair: He almost got away with it.
Sam: Almost doesn't count.
Blair: Did you talk to the Hawaiian police?
Sam: Yeah. They haven't heard much about Todd or Ross. It's anybody's guess where they are now.
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Ross: Téa! Todd!
Ross: Téa! Téa. Téa. Come on. Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
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Niki: [As Viki] Natalie, it is very rude to go sneaking up on people like that.
Natalie: Hey, Chad --
Chad: Hey.
Natalie: Could you excuse us for just a minute, please?
Chad: Yes. Sure.
Natalie: What is going on with you?
Niki: Well, I might ask you the same question. I was simply being polite to a friend of yours, I might add, and you come sneaking up and you scare me half to death?
Natalie: You -- you had your hands all over him.
Niki: Oh! Oh! Oh, what nonsense! My goodness, that boy's top button was undone, and I instinctively reached -- as any mother would.
Natalie: Don't give me that because this isn't the first time that you hit on him, either.
Niki: Excuse me?
Natalie: You know, you're beginning to be more like Roxy than Roxy is.
Niki: All right. That is quite enough.
Natalie: And it's not just this flirting, either. It's all this other stuff, too.
Niki: Ok. We're going to have to do this another time because I'm kind of late for an appointment.
Natalie: When you are home, you're always shutting the doors and telling everyone that you're too busy. And then Rex -- you decided that you hate Rex, and he's never done anything.
Niki: Well, I beg your pardon. I think I'm still allowed to make my own judgments about people, especially since I have never --
Natalie: Plus -- plus, you don't ever want to talk anymore. And when you did want to talk, you told me that I would wind up with multiple personalities.
Niki: We've been all over this, ok? It was a misunderstanding.
Natalie: No, it wasn't. You know what? But forget that. The thing is -- you're not -- you're not the same person that I knew just a couple of months ago.
Niki: Ok. Has it ever occurred to that teeny, tiny little brain of yours that I am not the same person? Hmm?
Natalie: What?
Niki: You don't know me, ok? You never did.
Natalie: But I -- I thought that we were getting --
Niki: You came into my life about a year ago. And because of the very vicious and cruel way you went about it, I came under a great deal of stress. We are still getting to know each other. Try and remember that, ok?
Natalie: I know, but --
Niki: And if I seem not to be the ideal mother to you, too bad. Because take it from me, kid, you are far from being the ideal daughter. And now, if you will excuse me.
Niki: [Normal voice] oh, man, am I going to love it when that kid is gone! Which is going to be pretty soon now because one of these days, one of her personalities is going to murder her step daddy and that obnoxious little brat is going to spend the rest of her life in the slammer!
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Ross: Téa, Téa -- come on, gorgeous. Don't leave me now. Téa -- breathe again. There you go. That a girl. That a girl. It's Ross. It's Ross. You're ok. You're ok. Are you in pain? Huh? Here, here -- squeeze my hand. Squeeze my hand. We hit that storm, remember? We were thrown from the boat, but we're on land now. We're on some beach. Who knows where. Whoa, whoa -- whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa -- you're ok. You're ok. Come on. Come on. What? What's the matter? What's the matter?
Téa: Where's Todd? Where's Todd? Where's Todd?
Ross: Shh.
Téa: Where's Todd?
Ross: Shh.
Téa: Where's Todd? Where's Todd? Where's Todd?
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Blair: Todd is dead to me. He could fall into a volcano, be eaten by sharks -- I don't care.
Sam: Blair, I hear you. Just make sure somebody else doesn't hear you. See any of that new security detail?
Blair: Yes, I do. There's one right over there with Starr, and then the others just kind of mingle in with the rest of the people.
Sam: You're pretty good at that. Bo said they're the best in Pennsylvania.
Blair: Wish I had talked to Bo before I hired that Ross character. But you know what, Sam? I don't think that we're going to be needing them.
Sam: Why not?
Blair: Because I think Todd's going to run. That's what he always does. Every time that we have any trouble, he says, "Pack your bags. We're leaving."
Sam: Any idea where he might want to go?
Blair: Not a clue.
Sam: Well, we've got arrest warrants out for him in Pennsylvania and in Hawaii.
Blair: Well, my guess is that he'll slither off to another country, hide under a rock somewhere. And if we're lucky, he'll never come back.
Sam: Are you sure that's what you want? Oh, come on, Blair. I know how much you loved him.
Blair: I did. I loved m so much. I was such a fool. I mean, I almost let him -- trying to figure out a way for him to be in our lives.
Sam: Don't be so hard on yourself.
Blair: Oh, I'm not. I forgot to tell you. This is my coming out party. I'm going to have me some fun.
Sam: Good.
Blair: Yeah, yeah, I think I'm going to look for a little distraction.
Sam: Oh, no.
Blair: Wait -- no, stop. I'm not going to seduce -- don't you worry -- any young college kids. But I'm not going to sit back and watch my life pass me by, either.
Sam: It sounds to me like the lady's putting herself back out there.
Blair: Oh, she is. Blair is back.
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Nora: Whatever happened way back when, I don't care. Or to whom or to whatever you did to hurt this woman you loved -- I don't care. What I do care about is that you are open and honest with me about it.
Troy: Yeah, right.
Nora: Hey, Troy, everybody makes mistakes in life -- everybody. And I've certainly made more than my fair share. We have to stop living back there -- in the past, that is.
Troy: You're right. You're absolutely right. What's important is right now.
Nora: That's right. And right now I love you. And I think you love me, too.
Troy: Oh, I do. You know I do. Very much.
Nora: Ok, it's all settled then, all right? This is all that matters.
Troy: Yeah. Yep. This is all that matters.
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Roxy: Come on in. You know, you got to kind of, you know, work your way around the mess.
Niki: [As Viki] oh, that's not a problem.
Roxy: Yeah, well, you know, you know me -- I'm not the best housekeeper in the world. And my hubby's son, you know, he ain't no help, either.
Niki: Well, I'm quite sure that Max loves you for other qualities, right?
Roxy: Why'd you come here?
Niki: Excuse me?
Roxy: Did Max send you?
Niki: Roxanne, we were going to talk about Natalie, remember?
Roxy: Oh, yeah, yeah, right. Here, why don't you take a load off, huh?
Niki: Thanks.
Roxy: There you go. Oh.
Niki: That's all right, that's all right.
Roxy: So, what's up?
Niki: Well, actually, before we talk about Natalie, we have to talk about you.
Roxy: Uh -- yeah? What about me? What'd I do?
Niki: Oh, you didn't do anything. Oh, no. It's me. It's what I did. Roxanne, I have misjudged you so terribly, and I am hoping that you will accept my apology.
Roxy: You want to run that by me again?
Niki: When we first met, Roxanne, I was extremely rude to you. I insulted you because of the way you had raised Natalie. I blamed you for Natalie's faults. I mean, I was terrible.
Roxy: Yeah?
Niki: Yeah. But now that Natalie's been living with me all this while, I am afraid -- boy, am I afraid.
Roxy: Afraid? Afraid of what?
Niki: Roxanne, you are a saint. Turns out that Natalie is the problem. Natalie is a terrible, terrible problem.
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Chad: Come on, Natalie, how would I know that?
Natalie: I don't know. I'm just -- I'm asking you a question here. On a scale of one to 10, how weird was she acting today?
Chad: Look, to be honest with you, every time I see your mother, she's always a little strange.
Natalie: All right, I know, but was she worse today?
Chad: I hardly know the woman, ok? And don't say anything, ok? I really want this internship at "The Banner."
Natalie: I won't, I won't. I just -- I wish I knew what was up with her. You know, I -- I don't know. Maybe it's nothing. I don't know. When you come to think of it, I really don't know her that well at all, either, so --
Chad: Look, if you're worried, you could always just talk to other people in your family.
Natalie: Oh, no, I did that. I talked to my step dad Ben, and he's just, like, "oh, gosh, how dare you insult the love of my life."
Chad: Yeah, yeah, I hear you. Well, then maybe Jessica should be the one.
Natalie: Uh-uh. Uh-uh. I don't think so. My sister and I -- we're -- look, it's just so on-again, off-again with her, you know?
Chad: Well, all right. What about Jessica's grandfather?
Natalie: I suppose, but -- we've talked a couple times, that's it.
Chad: Hey, you know someone who knows your mom really well because of Jessica.
Natalie: Who?
Chad: Cristian Vega.
Natalie: No! No, no, no, no, no. I can't -- I can't -- I can't go near Cristian.
Chad: Why not?
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Cristian: I want us to be ok, Jen. I really do.
Jen: But you can't forgive me?
Cristian: But you knew that your mom gave Nora that drug.
Jen: I know, and I'm sorry. You know, I should have talked to you about it.
Cristian: And you knew about it over a year ago.
Jen: I know that bothers you, but --
Cristian: No, you know what really bothers me? What really bothers me is that I had the pleasure of hearing it from Al Holden.
Jen: I know. I'm sorry. The only reason I told Al is because he was there when it happened.
Cristian: Yeah, yeah, I know, and he was so understanding.
Jen: Well, he was. That doesn't matter. What matters is that I love you. Not Al. You. I want to be with you, Cristian. And that's all that really matters, right?
Cristian: I want you right now.
Jen: I want you so much.
Cristian: You know, I was on my way to the shower. Care to join me?
Jen: Well, I've got to run some errands, but make it a really long one and I'll come right back.
Cristian: Ok. Be quick.
Jen: I will. I'm really glad we're ok.
Cristian: Yeah, me, too.
Jen: I love you.
Cristian: I love you, too.
Cristian: Oh, Jen, your keys!
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Blair: You will never, ever truly understand how grateful I am to you for everything -- for everything that you've done for me.
Sam: Blair, I was just along for the ride.
Blair: No, no. You made me listen to Téa. You fought off those mean, old thugs before they took my children away.
Sam: Yeah, well, I wouldn't have minded skipping that part.
Blair: I know. But more than anything, you calmed Starr and kept her from being so scared.
Sam: Well, I just wanted to avoid having to answer any of her questions, that's all.
Blair: You're my hero, Sam. I hope you know that.
Sam: I'm honored, Blair. I -- I -- I'm just -- I'm just happy that the kids are safe, ok?
Blair: You're my hero and my friend. You're probably my only friend.
Sam: Why would you say that?
Blair: Oh, what -- yeah, why would I say that? Because I'm Blair Manning. I was married to Todd Manning. People tend to shy away from us. Always have.
Sam: Things will change.
Blair: I hope so.
Sam: You watch.
Blair: I hope so. But you've always been there for me. You've put yourself out there, and you've never let me down. Just thank you.
Sam: It was my pleasure.
Blair: No, I -- I wish that I could do something to thank you.
Sam: Blair, you just did.
Blair: No, no, I really want to do something. I want you to be happy, Sam.
Sam: I'm happy.
Blair: You're happy?
Sam: I'm very happy. I'm happy. Yes.
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Starr: Dr. Troy!
Troy: Hey. Look who's here, huh? Oh. Look at you.
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Ross: Wait -- just wait, wait! Wait. You may have broken something. Let me check.
Téa: Where's Todd?
Ross: I don't know. Relax.
Téa: Todd!
Ross: Téa -- Téa, relax, and I will go find him.
Téa: We got to find him. We got to find him!
Niki: [As Viki] so what do you say, huh? It'll do you good. You know what they say -- the hair of the dog?
Roxy: Oh, yeah, and I got bit last night, believe me.
[Niki laughs]
Roxy: Yeah, fine. That's enough.
Niki: Oh, ok.
Roxy: Yeah. You have some, too.
Niki: No, no, no, thank you.
Roxy: Oh, come on, Vic.
Niki: Well, you know, I don't really go in -- actually, you're having some. I'll have just a little.
Roxy: Ok.
Niki: Ok? Yeah.
Roxy: Oh, you know, like I was saying to you -- that Natalie -- she is so mean and nasty. I mean, like, whoa!
Niki: Oh, yes, yes.
Roxy: She has never said a kind word to me. I mean, in all the years that I raised her, the girl never said thank you.
Niki: Do you know something? I don't think she's ever thanked me, either.
Roxy: And that skunk has never missed an opportunity to put me down. I remember -- this is a long time ago -- she's in first grade, and I give her a can of green beans, and she looks at me, and she says, "Where's the rest of dinner? What happened, did you lose it at the track?"
Niki: Oh! Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
Roxy: Yeah! You know? And try having a boyfriend around her.
Niki: Please -- I can just imagine.
Roxy: You know, the girl opens that big yap of hers, and they go running for the door and they never look back.
Niki: Well, I don't doubt that. And can I tell you how cruel she has been to Jessica?
Roxy: You know, I really don't know how I ever survived her.
Niki: That poor child has just cried herself to sleep night after night after night. And I hate having to tell you this because I know it's going to break your heart.
Roxy: What?
Niki: Well, the fact that Jessie's suffered so.
Roxy: Jessie?
Niki: Uh-huh.
Roxy: I was talking about me.
Niki: Well, yes, I know, but -- you know, Jessica, too. She's your biological daughter, you know.
Roxy: Oh, yeah, yeah, right. Right, right, right, yeah. Well, you know, that little witch -- she turned Jessica against me - and Rex and Max.
Niki: No, really?
Roxy: Yeah, and, like, she did it in one day.
Niki: Oh.
Roxy: You know, I give up. I give up. You know, somebody ought to do something about her.
Niki: Yeah. Well, I never thought about --
Roxy: What?
Niki: Now that you mention it --
Roxy: Mention what?
Niki: We shouldn't let her treat us the way she's been treating us. Should we? So, how do you think we should handle it? I mean, what do you think should be our approach?
Roxy: Approach to what?
Niki: To getting the respect from Natalie that we deserve.
Roxy: You know, I think this vodka is really doing the trick. Maybe it's the gin. Whatever -- that hairy dog is just what the little doctor ordered.
[Niki gasps]
Niki: Roxanne, you are a genius.
Roxy: What?
Niki: You are exactly right.
Roxy: I am?
Niki: Yeah. We're going to give Natalie a little of her own medicine. Hey, she's been playing tricks on us, right? Horrible, cruel tricks. We'll just play a little trick on her.
Roxy: Yeah?
Niki: Yeah.
Roxy: How?
Niki: How? Well, let me think. Oh -- I just had an idea. It's kind of simple, really.
Roxy: Huh.
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Natalie: It's better that I stay away from Cristian right now, ok?
Chad: Because of Jen? She doesn't like you?
Natalie: Oh, great. What, is she going around campus now and telling everyone how much she hates me?
Chad: No, no. Don't get all hot here, ok? I was just guessing.
Natalie: Yeah, well, thanks a lot.
Chad: Look, if you don't want to talk to Cristian, then don't, ok? I only brought him up because he's known your mom for years.
Natalie: Thanks, but --
Chad: You know what? Whatever. I got to take off.
Natalie: What --
Chad: I've got a date.
Natalie: Oh. With who?
Chad: Emily MacIver.
Natalie: Who's she?
Chad: Well, she's the reason I decided not to kill myself the first, like, 20 times you blew me off.
Natalie: Oh, really? Well, I would like to meet this Emily MacIver.
Chad: Another day.
Natalie: All right.
Chad: I'll see you.
Natalie: See you. Thanks.
Natalie: I don't care. But I got to know.
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Starr: We came back from Hawaii early.
Troy: Yeah, I know. You guys didn't stay long at all. Well, did you have fun?
Starr: Are you kidding? I didn't even get to look down a volcano or anything.
Troy: Oh, man, that's a shame because the volcano is cool.
Starr: Yeah, the guards acted like I was going to get kidnapped or eaten by a shark or something.
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Blair: You know what?
Sam: Hmm?
Blair: I feel like I'm getting a little burned. I'm going to go get some sunscreen. I'll be back in a minute. Will you watch the kids for me?
Sam: Sure, sure. Take your time.
Blair: Uh-huh.
Matthew: Daddy, you're back.
Sam: Hey, sport, hello. Oh, my gosh, I've missed you so much.
Matthew: I saw Hawaii on a map. It's way out in the ocean.
Sam: Yes, it is.
Nora: Hi, Sam.
Sam: Hi.
Troy: Sam, hey, welcome home.
Sam: Thanks.
Nora: Um -- hey, Starr, honey, why don't you show Matthew your baby brother?
Starr: No.
Matthew: Come on. Where is he? I really want to see him.
Starr: That's how I felt when I first saw him. Believe me, you get used to him. Come on.
Sam: Ok, Matthew, listen, I'll talk to you a little later, ok? Stay away from the pool.
Matthew: All right.
Troy: You guys have fun. Uh -- you know what? I think -- I'm think I'm going to go get -- that iced tea looks good. I am going to go get that iced tea after all.
Nora: Ah.
Troy: Can I get you guys anything or --
Nora: No, nothing. Thank you.
Troy: And before you say it, I already know -- don't give Matthew any Popsicles until he has his protein.
Nora: You got it.
Troy: Excuse me.
Nora: I'm sorry.
Sam: About what?
Nora: I didn't know you were going to -- I didn't know you were back already. I --
Sam: Yeah, I -- we had to cut the trip short.
Nora: I wouldn't have -- I wouldn't be here -- if I'd known you were going to be here, I just -- I wouldn't have --
Sam: Nora, Nora, you have every right --
Nora: Picked this spot.
Sam: You have every right to be here.
Nora: Well, then, what's the problem, Sam?
Sam: You certainly didn't waste any time moving on.
Nora: That's right, I have. Moved on, that is.
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Blair: Ooh --
Troy: Oh, I'm --
Blair: Ooh.
Troy: Sorry.
Blair: I'm sorry. Let me get that -- oh --
Troy: Uh, yeah.
Blair: Oops.
[Blair laughs]
Blair: There's one up here, too.
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Téa: Todd!
[Téa cries]
Téa: Wake up, Todd. Todd. Todd! Todd! Oh, no, please. Oh, no, he's so cold. He's so cold. Todd.
Troy: Don't -- don't worry about it -- Blair –
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Blair: Hello, Troy.
Troy: How are you?
Blair: How are you?
Troy: Me? I'm -- I'm -- I'm doing great.
Blair: Terrific. Me, too.
Troy: Yeah?
Blair: Yeah.
Troy: Good. We -- we were a little surprised to see you here. We -- we thought you'd be in Hawaii a little longer.
Blair: Yeah. We came back early. There were some problems.
Troy: Oh. I'm sorry to hear that. I hope Starr's ok. I know that she probably misses her father.
Blair: Yeah, she's learning to deal with that. Thank you for being so kind to her.
Troy: Starr's a very -- she's a very special young lady.
Blair: Yeah.
Troy: Um -- well, listen, I am going to let you go get a towel, and I am going to go get a -- iced tea.
Blair: Oh. Great.
Troy: Iced tea. But it was great seeing you.
Blair: Good to see you, too.
Troy: Take care.
Blair: Ok. Yeah. I think you still got it, girl.
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Matthew: He doesn't do anything.
Starr: Bingo. Why people think he's so great, I don't know. What can I say? Little brothers are the worst.
Matthew: Really?
Starr: Really. Well, I mean, some little brothers. I bet you'd be a great little brother.
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Nora: Yes, I have moved on. Please don't tell me you see this as a big surprise.
Sam: Surprise? No.
Nora: And moving on was not my choice. Not initially.
Sam: Nora, I'm not placing any blame.
Nora: You made it abundantly clear that things were over between us. And -- and you, actually, were right. I -- I admit it. I -- I did have feelings for Troy.
Sam: And now you're exploring those feelings?
Nora: Yes.
Sam: Well, then it's serious. I -- it's -- I guess he makes you happy, then.
Nora: Yes, he does.
Sam: Well, I guess I knew that -- especially when I was making things abundantly clear. I mean, it was time for us to move on, but --
Nora: But what?
Sam: It's still tough.
Nora: I know. For me, too. You know what? I'm going to grab Matthew and --
Sam: No, no, no --
Nora: We'll go someplace else.
Sam: No, no, no, no, no -- don't.
Nora: Sam -- this is hard.
Sam: Yeah. But we need to do it. We have to get used to seeing each other like this, running into each other like this. I mean -- you know, so that hopefully, someday, it'll feel right.
Nora: Ok. Then I guess we'll stay.
Sam: Have a good time.
Nora: Yeah. You, too.
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Sam: Ahem.
Blair: Are you ok?
Sam: Me?
Blair: Mm-hmm.
Sam: I'm just loving the weather. This is great weather we're having.
Blair: You still love Nora, don't you?
Sam: You don't stop loving somebody overnight.
Blair: I don't know about that. See, I did. To me, Todd is dead.
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Ross: He's breathing, but not too good.
Téa: Todd -- Todd -- oh, come on. Come on, don't do this. Don't do this. You can make it, Todd. You can make it. I know you can. Talk to me. Yell at me! Oh! He's alive. He's alive! Breathe. Breathe, breathe.
[Téa cries]
Téa: Oh, Todd. Todd, it's Téa. We're all here, and we're alive. Todd? Can you hear me?
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Niki: [As Viki] and -- and that's it, you know? I mean, it's so simple but effective.
Roxy: Oh, damn, you are good.
Niki: You think so?
Roxy: Yeah. You know, for an elegant broad, I mean, you are really into this down-and-dirty revenge.
Niki: Well, I find that girl's behavior so irritating.
Roxy: Yeah, well, I've had about a million years of her irrigation.
[Viki and Roxy laugh]
Niki: So, can I postulate, huh? You going to participate?
Roxy: I'm going to what?
Niki: Help?
Roxy: Oh, yeah, yeah. You know, when were you thinking of pulling off this little stunt?
Niki: Gosh, I don't know. Let me think. Hey -- how about, like, right now?
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[Knock on door]
Cristian: Forget something? You're lucky I wasn't in the shower singing.
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Sam: Yeah, I think Todd really has this time finally closed the door.
Blair: Yes, and nailed it shut.
Sam: Yeah. He'd put a strain on anybody's marriage from what he did.
Blair: Wait. Time out. There is no marriage, Sam. He's dead to me.
Sam: Ok.
Blair: Ok. And I do believe that I just asked you a question about you and Nora.
Sam: Hmm.
Blair: Mm-hmm.
Sam: Nora. She'll never be dead to me. I mean, after all, she is the mother of my son. She was a good friend, a confidante, and a good, loving person for a great many years.
Blair: I think you just admitted that you still love her.
Sam: I'm not in love with her. Not anymore.
Blair: You sure?
Sam: Yeah, I finally realized that we're just not meant to be together.
Blair: Come on, Sam --
Sam: No, I'm serious. We had so many chances, and it just never worked out. It's time to move on.
Blair: Will you listen to me? Nora makes you very, very happy. And I bet you, if you would just allow yourselves to get together, then you could --
Sam: No, no. It's over. She's moved on. She's with Troy.
Matthew: Daddy, Mommy said you can buy me an ice cream.
Sam: Oh, she did, did she? Well, what about the protein rule?
Matthew: Oh, yeah. First she said you have to buy me a hot dog.
Sam: Ok. A hot dog actually sounds pretty good.
[Blair and Sam laugh]
Sam: Come on, sport. We're going hot dog hunting.
Blair: You got a job to do.
Sam: See you later.
Blair: All right.
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Starr: Mom?
Blair: Yeah, Sweetie?
Starr: I'm going to give Dr. Troy my "When Pets Bite Back" video.
Blair: Starr Manning.
Starr: What? I mean, he says that he wants to see it.
Blair: I'm sure he does.
Starr: He does. And he's really cool. He likes creepy stuff. And he's handsome. Don't you think?
Blair: Yeah. Dr. MacIver’s a real hottie.
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Téa: There was a storm, but we're here -- we're here on a beach. Ross is here. We're all fine. Todd?
Ross: There might be some spinal damage. Todd, can you hear me? Can you hear me? We were all on that boat. We were going to grab your kids, remember? He may have stopped breathing too long.
Téa: No, no, don't say that! Don't say that.
Ross: Well, he's not all with it, that's for sure. Let's just hope --
Téa: No! Todd, what are you doing? Stop it! Stop it, Todd! Todd, you're killing him! Stop it! Stop!
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>> On the next "One Life to Live" --
Natalie: Did my mom ever hit on you?
Max: Viki, what are you doing here?
Ben: She got a threatening letter from Allison Perkins.
Allison: It's from Dave.
Lindsay: What's it say?
Todd: My kids are everything to me, and now they're gone.
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