One Life to Live Transcript Thursday 1/17/01
By Suzanne
>> Previously on "One Life to Live" --
Antonio: I just found out that R.J. is
Keri's father. Jen: Cris, there is no baby. I'm not
pregnant. I never was. Seth: She doesn't want anything to do with
me. Natalie: Yeah? Well, that's not what I
heard. Todd: Who was at the door, Starr?
Starr: I couldn't understand her.
Todd: She was speaking to you in Spanish?
Paloma: Now I tell truth about the bebe.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Al: Jen -- please tell me now. Is our baby
ok? Jen: Our baby? Al: I know that the baby was an accident.
Jen: Al -- Al: It know it was an accident, but, Jen,
it was a miracle, too. Jen: Al -- Al: It's ok. It's ok. I'm going to be ok.
I have to be -- for our baby.
------------------------------------------------- Cristian: Max -- Max: Why aren't you arresting him? He
nearly killed my son. Antonio: The charges haven't been
determined yet. Max: You want charges? Attempted murder.
Antonio: We still don't have the facts.
Cristian: I know the facts. I'm guilty,
Antonio. So arrest me.
------------------------------------------------- Keri: Are you telling me not to see
Antonio? Carlotta: Your father is the reason
Cristian was almost killed. Keri: In New York. Carlotta: You knew about this? Keri: Mrs. Vega, it's complicated.
Carlotta: "Complicated"? Do you have any
idea how many times your father has tried to hurt my family? Keri: He's not going to do it again.
Carlotta: Oh, he isn't? Keri: No, he isn't. And even if he did, I
am not my father. Carlotta: And what difference does that
make? Keri: Excuse me? Carlotta: Look, you can think what you
want, but I’m not going to stand by and watch while R.J. manipulates his
latest weapon. Keri: What are you talking about?
Carlotta: I'm talking about you.
------------------------------------------------- Chad: Is that it? R.J.: Yeah. Oh, and by the way, you know,
for the record, these are personal items, ok? Nothing belonging to Break Bar.
Everything at Capricorn will be brand-new. Chad: Capricorn. Why did you name it that,
anyway? Is that your sign or something? R.J.: No. It's Keri’s. Chad: Oh. I still can't believe that that
hot -- I mean that Prof. Reynolds turned out to be your daughter. R.J.: Which is particularly interesting
because you are the man I hired to find out all about her. And did you? No.
No, you just toddled around. But I might overlook that glaring mistake because
I have another job for you.
------------------------------------------------- Seth: Jess -- what are you doing here?
Jessica: I came to see you. Seth: I'm sorry about what happened at The
Palace. I didn't expect you. Jessica: Well, that's why I came. Look,
Seth, every time we see each other, you don't have to run away. Seth: I know. I just thought you didn't
want anything to do with me. Jessica: Well, I just -- I don't think
that we can be friends. You know? But we get along, right? Look at us now.
We're getting along. Seth: Seems like it. Jessica: Right. Good. So every time we see
each other, we don't have to be awkward. Seth: I'd like that. And you? Jessica: Yeah. I mean, sure. Yeah.
Seth: I think I should tell you that
Natalie said -- rather implied -- that maybe you still had feelings for me.
Jessica: What? What? What did she say?
Seth: No, never mind. It doesn't matter.
Jessica: No, no, no, no. It matters to me.
Seth: No, Jess, it's ok. Jessica: What? What? Seth: Is it true?
------------------------------------------------- Todd: Ok, the woman that was speaking
Spanish -- did she say something about a baby? Starr: I guess. Todd: You guess? Starr: Dad, she was speaking Spanish!
Todd: No, I know, I know. You already said
that. What did she look like? Starr: Like a lady. Todd: What color was her hair? Starr: Black. Todd: Was she short or tall? Starr: I don't know. She was taller than
me. Todd: Well, she was about this tall?
Starr: Yeah. Todd: And she had this look on her face
like she was about to cry any minute now, like this? Starr: Yeah. You know her? Todd: Yeah. I know her. Todd: Paloma. Starr: What? Todd: That's the woman's name -- Paloma.
Now, where the hell did she go?
------------------------------------------------- Paloma: Senora Blair? El bebe? Kelly: I know -- I know you want to speak
with Blair. But what about the baby? Paloma: Por favor, debo ver a la senora.
Kelly: I can't speak Spanish. I'm sorry.
No espanol. I'm sorry. Paloma: Por favor? Please? Where is senora
Blair?
------------------------------------------------- Blair: Ok, Jack, you ready to meet cousin
Kelly? Boy, she is in for a deluxe surprise. Yes, she is. Let's push this
button right here. Here we go. Yeah.
------------------------------------------------- Max: What are you waiting for, Officer
Vega? Arrest him. Antonio: We still don't have all the
facts. Max: He just confessed. What more do you
need? Antonio: A lot more. Now, will you let me
do my job? You and Al were fighting on the cliff, right? Cristian: Antonio, I already told you.
Antonio: Look -- were you trying to kill
Al? Cristian: What difference does it make?
Antonio: It makes a lot of difference,
Cris. Cristian: I almost killed the guy.
Max: And he'd better come out fine because
if he doesn't -- Antonio: Will you let me do my job?
Max: Then why don't you do it? I'm going
to go talk to Al's doctors. And you better pray they've got some real good
news. Antonio: You want to tell me what the hell
happened up there? Cristian: I don't want to talk about it.
Antonio: Listen to me. If you don't tell
me what happened, I can't help you. Cristian: Who says I want your help?
Antonio: This is serious. Don't leave the
hospital. Cristian: Where you going? Antonio: To see Al. And depending on what
he says, you may be facing criminal charges.
------------------------------------------------- Jen: Al, about the baby -- Al: Jen, I know you don't love me. I used
to want that. God, I used to really want that. I used to think that I couldn't
be happy unless you loved me. Jen: Al -- Al: But when I found out you were pregnant
-- well, I -- I realized what I had to do. Jen: What? Al: Take care of you. Take care of you and
the baby. Jen: Al, I have to tell you the truth.
Gabrielle: My, my, my. Oh, sweetheart. You
are looking so much better. Al: It's because of Jen. Gabrielle: Yes. Al: You don't -- you don't know about the
-- Gabrielle: What, that you're going to be a
daddy? Jen: Ms. Medina -- Al: How did you find out? I'm sorry --
Jen: No -- Gabrielle: Al, it's all right. It's all
right. Shh. It's ok because I think that it's the most wonderful news.
Al: You do? Gabrielle: I do. Al: Me, too. Gabrielle: Now, listen -- the most
important thing is that now you have even a bigger reason to get well very
quickly because that baby's going to need a strong father. Al: That's the plan. Larry: Well, look at this. Al, looks like
this visit has done you a world of good. Al: It has. Larry: Well, I'm sorry to break it up, but
I have to run a few tests. So if you ladies would excuse us. Jen: Sure. Gabrielle: Of course. I'm right outside if
you need me. Gabrielle: All right. I know exactly what
you're up to, and you are not going to get away with it, dear.
------------------------------------------------- Todd: Starr, do you have any idea where
this Paloma woman went? Starr: Probably back where she came from.
Todd: Did she say that? Starr: I don't know. Where else would she
go? Todd: Anywhere. Starr, the woman's on a
mission. Starr: Like in the army? Todd: No, not like that. Starr: What kind? Todd: Like a bad kind. She -- Starr: Why? Todd: Because she's evil! Starr: Really? Todd: Yeah. She's trying to hurt us. She's
trying to -- she's trying to break up our whole family, Starr. Starr: Dad, you can't let that happen!
Todd: I won’t. Starr: But, Dddy, we were just a family.
Now she's going to wreck it! Todd: No, she's not going to wreck it.
Starr: Hurry! Todd: I'm hurr-- hey. Briggs, it's --
yeah, listen. I need for you to get the number -- call the guy, that private
investigator that did so well with the thing that we were doing with the
mayor, and have him call me, all right? Starr: Dad, you have to do something!
Todd: I am! Starr: Well, don't just stand there!
Todd: I'm not! I just called somebody.
Somebody will call back. Starr: When? Todd: I don't know. Soon. Starr: What if she does something before
that? Todd: She's not going to do anything.
Look, this woman can't hurt us. She can’t. The only way she can hurt us is if
she talks to Blair. Starr: What happens if she does?
Todd: No, she won’t. She can't find Blair.
Blair's at Kelly’s. There's no way Paloma would ever find her there.
------------------------------------------------- Paloma: Senora Blair? Kelly: Wait. Paloma: Where is Snora Blair? Kelly: Just give me a second. I have to
answer the door, ok? Paloma: I try speak English.
------------------------------------------------- Blair: I can't wait for you to meet her.
Are you getting hungry? Probably going to want your -- you know what your
mommy did? She left the diaper bag in the car. She's just so forgetful. Let's
go get it. Let's run. Run, run, run, run. Let's go get the diaper bag.
------------------------------------------------- Kelly: Paloma -- Paloma: I try speak English. Kelly: I know, I know. Just let me answer
the door, ok? Answer the door. Paloma: Si. Kelly: Ok. Kelly: Hello? Hello? Sorry. Paloma: Senora Blair in Mexico --
Kelly: Right. Ok. Blair went to Mexico. Is
that how you know her? Paloma: Si. El bebe? Kelly: You were there when Blair had her
baby? Paloma: No. Pero su muchacho no es muerto.
El vivo. Kelly: I don't understand. I'm sorry.
Paloma: El nino -- el vive. Kelly: I don't understand. I don't know
what else to do. You know what? Maybe I should take you down to the police
station. Paloma: Si. Policia -- they get Snor
Manning. Kelly: Senor Todd Manning? Paloma: Si. El diablo. Kelly: El diablo. I know that. Devil. That
means the devil, right? Paloma: Si. Si, devil. Kelly: So you really do know what you're
talking about. Todd is the devil. Ok. What did he do this time?
------------------------------------------------- Jen: What do you mean? I'm not trying to
get away with anything. Gabrielle: Oh, really? Jen: Yes, really. Gabrielle: Please. You probably still
think that Al is a rather wealthy young man. You mean that's not what this is
about? Jen: What? Gabrielle: Oh, come on with this faux
innocence. Darling, do you honestly think you're the first girl who's ever
tried to trick a rich man with a baby? Jen: What? Gabrielle: I'll tell you one thing. I am
not going to let my son throw his life away over this. That is, of course, if
he even has a life. I don't know what sort of life he's going to have.
Jen: He'll be ok. Gabrielle: Of course he'll be ok. Of
course he'll be ok because I'm going to make certain that he's ok. And once
he's well, we can cope with anything -- even this baby. Once he's well. Do you
understand? Jen: That's what I've been trying to tell
you. Ms. Medina -- Gabrielle: Excuse me. Antonio: Gabrielle? I need to speak to Al.
Gabrielle: I -- I think the doctor's still
in with him. Antonio: That's ok. I'll wait. Jen: How's Cristian? Gabrielle: Larry, how is he doing?
Larry: Well, his vital signs are improved.
Antonio: Would it be ok if I spoke with
him? Max: Officer, if you are going to speak
with my son, I'd like to be present. Antonio: I don't have a problem with that.
Larry: For a minute, but not for long.
Gabrielle: So he's doing better.
Larry: Gabrielle -- Gabrielle: Larry, what? What? Come on.
Larry: Your son's spine may have been
permanently affected. Gabrielle: Oh, God. Larry: I don't know if -- I mean, we'll
know more when we run the tests and get some of that swelling reduced, but --
Gabrielle: Ok. What do we do? What are we
supposed to do for him? Larry: Just do what you're doing. You stay
with him, keep his spirits up. Gabrielle: That's it? Come on, there must
be something else. Larry: Don't underestimate the power of
support from family and friends. It really does promote health. Gabrielle: Does it really? Larry: Yeah. Listen, all he could talk
about in there was Jen and the baby. He's responsive and alert, and he's going
to be fine. I'll catch up -- Gabrielle: Jen. Jen.
------------------------------------------------- Antonio: Al, can you tell me what happened
at the quarry? Max: What happened? Your brother tried to
kill my son. That's what happened. Antonio: Is that what happened, Al? Did
Cristian try to kill you?
------------------------------------------------- Keri: I am not R.J.’s weapon. Carlotta: You may not think so, but you --
Keri: No, I know I’m not. Antonio and I
started seeing each other before I even knew R.J. was my father. Carlotta: I see. But did he know?
Keri: What? Carlotta: Did R.J. know that you were his
daughter? Keri: No, he didn’t. Carlotta: Are you sure? Keri: What are you saying? That R.J.
plotted this whole thing? Carlotta: I don't know. But the one thing
that I do know for sure is that R.J. doesn't have a decent bone in his body.
Keri: He's my father. Carlotta: And you're just trying to
protect him. Keri: Yes. Carlotta: Well, then we should understand
each other perfectly. That's all I’m trying to do -- protect my family.
Keri: From me? Carlotta: From R.J. That man coming after
Cristian is just the latest in a long line of -- Keri: That is over. R.J. is not the same
man that he used to be. Carlotta: Excuse me if I don't believe
that. Maybe you wouldn't, either, if you knew what I know. Keri: Mrs. Vega -- Carlotta: Do you have -- for example, did
you know that Cristian is very talented and that he was going to become a
professional artist? Keri: Antonio might have mentioned
something about that, yes. Carlotta: And do you know why he isn't
today? Keri: Because of R.J.? Carlotta: Cristian injured his hand in a
terrible car accident, an accident that was caused by R.J. rigging the car.
Keri: What? Carlotta: And before that, R.J. tried to
frame Antonio for murder. Keri: That was R.J.’s doing? Carlotta: Do you still think that your
father's capable of turning over a new leaf? Because I don’t. But if you still
do, then I think it would be best for you to just leave. For everyone's sake,
just go.
------------------------------------------------- Chad: What is this other job? And please
tell me it's not helping you move. R.J.: Oh, no, no, no. You're already doing
that. No, I want you to tell me if you see Keri and Antonio together.
Chad: That's it? R.J.: Mm-hmm. Observe them; tell me if
they look like they're getting along -- if you can handle that. Chad: I can handle that. You trying to
break them up? R.J.: No. No, no, no, no, no. I'm just
looking out for my daughter. Chad: Ok. What are you going to do,
though, if -- I don't know -- you find out that they're still, you know,
together?
------------------------------------------------- Seth: Was Natalie telling me the truth? Do
you still have feelings for me? Jessica: I told you that I could forgive
you. Isn't that enough? Seth: No. No, it's not. Jessica: Why not? Seth: Because I care about you. And I told
you that I would prove that to you. But if you don't want me to do that, then
-- Jessica: I don’t. Seth: Ok. Then I’m cool with that. But if
there's hope for us -- Jessica: Seth -- Seth: If there's hope for us, I'll do
anything. Jessica: Seth, you don't understand.
Seth: We can start all over again. But all
I need to know is if it's true. Do you still have feelings for me? Jessica: Even if I did, there's nothing we
can do about it.
------------------------------------------------- Paloma: Senor Manning in Mexico -- the
baby -- Kelly: I know, I know. Todd delivered the
baby, right? Paloma: El nino no es muerto. Kelly: I don't understand you. Paloma: Senora Blair? Kelly: I know, I know. You want to talk to
Blair, but you don't want to go to her house and I don't know why. Ok, but I
can call her. I can call Blair. Phono. El phono Blair. Paloma: Si. Kelly: Right? I'm going to help you find
her. Paloma: Gracias. Ayudeme. Kelly: Yeah. All right.
------------------------------------------------- [Phone rings] Todd: What? Kelly: Oh. Well, hello. It's Kelly. Is
Blair there? Todd: No, she's not here. She's supposed
to be there with you. She hasn't gotten there yet? Kelly: I didn't know she was coming.
Todd: Yes, she is. And when she gets
there, you keep her there. Kelly: Oh. Well, no problem. I have a
woman here who wants to see her anyway. Todd: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What -- what
woman? Kelly: I don't know who she is. She's some
woman from Mexico. She tells me she has something to tell Blair.
------------------------------------------------- Cristian: How's Al? Jen: He's better. He's awake and he's
talking, so -- Cristian: Good. Jen: But they still don't know if he's
going to be ok. He's a good person. Cristian: Yeah. Yeah, I know. Jen: Cristian, what happened was not your
fault. Cristian: Try telling that to his parents.
Jen: Can they really charge you with a
crime? Cristian: Jen, don't worry about it, ok?
Jen: Ok. I'm sorry. Cristian: Hey -- so, how are you? You ok?
Jen: Yeah. Cristian: Look, why don't you get some
rest. Jen: I just want to wait and see.
Cristian: I know -- wait and see if Al
gets better. You know what? I got to stay here, so I’ll call you, I’ll let you
know. Just go home. Jen: Home? Home was with you. That's ok. I
can stay here. I can just get some things. Jen: I love you, Cristian. Cristian: I love you, too.
------------------------------------------------- Max: Go ahead, Al. Tell Antonio what
Cristian did to you. Antonio: Max -- Max: I want him put away. Antonio: Please don't make me ask you to
leave. Al, what happened? Al: Cristian punched me. We were fighting.
I got some shots in, too. But we weren't paying attention. Got too close to
the edge. I fell. Antonio: You fell? Max: You mean he pushed you. Al: Dad -- I fell. It was an accident.
Max: Your fall was an accident?
Al: The whole thing was an accident. We
weren't paying attention. Antonio: Thank you, Al. I hope you feel
better soon. Max: Wait a minute. That's it? Antonio: There's no police case, Max. It
was an accident. Max: I get the feeling there's more to it
than that. Gabrielle: There is. Al: Mom? Gabrielle: Yes, my sweetheart? Al: Go and find Cristian for me.
Max: Wait a minute. Cristian? Al: I need to speak with him.
------------------------------------------------- Todd: So, the woman is from Mexico?
Kelly: Yeah. Why do you care? Todd: You keep her there no matter what.
Kelly: What's going on, Todd? Todd: Just do it.
------------------------------------------------- Blair: Ok. Now Mama's got it all together.
You ready to meet Kelly? Huh? [Phone rings] Blair: Hello? Starr: Mom, you have to come here. I need
you. Blair: Starr, what's wrong? What happened?
Starr: If you care that much for me, then
you would come over and find out. Todd: She bought it? Starr: Of course she did. She always does.
------------------------------------------------- Cristian: Jen, I haven't stopped loving
you. Jen: I haven't stopped loving you, either.
Cristian: But -- Jen: Is that enough? Cristian: It's just that everything
happened so fast, you know? Jen: We didn't have a chance to think.
Cristian: Yeah. Jen: I want to tell you something.
Cristian: What? Jen: When I went to the quarry, I wasn't
looking for Al. I was looking for you. I wanted to tell you I wasn't pregnant.
I wanted things to go back to normal. I wanted things to go back to the way
they were before you broke up with me, before you left for New York, before Al
and me. But now -- Cristian: But now we can't. Jen: What happened? What did Al say?
Gabrielle: Well, he says that it was an
accident. But he'd like to speak to you, Cristian. Cristian: Ok. Gabrielle: Uh-uh. He'd like to speak to
him alone. And you I am not finished with yet.
------------------------------------------------- Seth: Why can't we just start over again?
Jessica: Because of Natalie. She still
loves you. She still thinks that she has a chance with you. Seth: Yeah, but she doesn’t. Jessica: It doesn't matter. Even if I did
have feelings for you, let's say, I couldn't do that to Natalie. Seth: Do what? Jessica: Hurt her. Seth: After everything she did to you?
Jessica: When you and I were -- and, you
know, I found out that you and her were really dating, that didn't feel good
at all. And I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. Seth: Which is Natalie. Jessica: No. I don't know. I don't know
how I feel about her. I mean, she's obviously not my friend, and I doubt she
ever will be. Seth: But you don't hate her. Jessica: I can’t. I can’t. She's going to
be my sister. Seth: What? Jessica: Viki -- my mom asked to adopt me.
So even if I did have feelings for you -- Seth: "If"? "If"? Do you or don't you?
Jessica: Seth, like I said -- Seth: No, jess, because if you do, we can
handle anything. Nothing has to stand in our way.
------------------------------------------------- Blair: Yes, you are. Hey. Starr! Starr,
Mommy's home! Starr! Hey, what is going on? What happened? Starr: Nothing. Blair: What do you mean, nothing? You were
crying when you called. Starr: Because I missed baby Jack.
Blair: You missed Jack? Starr: I love Jack. And I love you, Mommy.
Blair: Well, I love you, too, Sweetie. You
know what? I got an idea. Starr: What? Blair: It's a really good idea. Why don't
we go over to cousin Kelly’s together? Starr: No! Blair: Starr, what is going on?
------------------------------------------------- Kelly: I was wrong. Don't have a Spanish
dictionary. No espanol diccionario. Paloma: Ok. I go now. I go find Senora
Blair. Kelly: No. Paloma: No? Kelly: Just wait. Paloma: Por que? Kelly: Because you have been through a lot
today. You must be tired. Can I get you something to eat? Paloma: No entiendo. Kelly: You're not hungry? What about a --
you thirsty? Would you like a drink? Paloma: Oh, si. Agua? Kelly: Water. Agua. I have that. Hang on.
Paloma: Por favor, quiero que las cosas
salgan mejor. Starr: I don't know what you're talking
about, and there is no baby here. You have got the wrong house. Paloma: Diablita.
------------------------------------------------- Jessica: Seth -- Seth: No, I understand how you feel about
Natalie. Jessica: Ok, great. Then you know why I
can't be with you. Seth: But Natalie and I are never getting
back together. Jessica: That's not what she thinks.
Seth: She should. I mean, I've been
perfectly honest with her. She knows how I feel. Jessica: Well, she still has feelings for
you. Seth: Regardless, she'll find somebody
else. She's got everything else she wants. Jessica: She wants you. Seth: Maybe. But it's a lost cause because
I want you. Jessica: Seth -- Seth: Jess, I want you. From what you've
said -- from what you haven't said, I think that you still want me, too.
------------------------------------------------- R.J.: Well, this is a pleasant surprise.
Keri: I didn't think you'd still be here.
R.J.: Well, I just had to pick up a few
things. Did you find Antonio? Keri: No. I found his mother. R.J.: Oh, the reserved Mrs. Vega. How is
Carlotta? Keri: She hates you. She can barely say
your name. R.J.: Well, we have a lot of history.
Keri: Yeah, she told me quite a bit of it.
R.J.: She didn't witness much firsthand --
except when she was dating Henry, the good Gannon. That was a lot of fun.
Keri: She told me you were responsible for
the accident that hurt Cristian’s hand, that cost him his career as an artist.
R.J.: Well, did she tell you how I'm
supposed to be responsible for him stealing the car that he was driving?
Keri: She also told me that you tried to
frame Antonio for murder. Are you the reason he went to prison? R.J.: No. No, I'm not. His anger and a
pool cue sent him to prison. And I'm not the reason he was with a gang,
either. Keri: R.J., I'm serious. R.J.: Believe me, I know that. And I'm
trying to be completely honest with you. I will tell you anything you want to
know. But you don't -- you don't believe me? Keri: It's not that I don't believe you --
R.J.: Oh, but Carlotta was convincing.
Look, only things she knows she was told by her boys. Keri: I know. I know that. I just -- I
have to talk to Antonio. I know we can get past this. I know we can.
R.J.: Do you feel better? Keri: I'm just -- I'm going to go freshen
up. R.J.: Ok.
------------------------------------------------- [Phone rings] Keri: This is Keri Reynolds. Please leave
a message. [Voice mail beeps] Antonio: Hi, Keri. It's -- it's me. Look,
I was hoping you can maybe come find me at the hospital. I want to talk about
this. I want to try and work it out. Antonio's voice: Hi, Keri. It's -- it's
me. [Phone beeps] R.J.: So, you still upset? Keri: I just wish I would hear from
Antonio. R.J.: I'm sure he'll call. Keri: Right. Tomorrow. R.J.: Come on; let me walk you out to your
car.
------------------------------------------------- Gabrielle: Look, I'm not going to question
your morals for playing Cristian against Al no matter -- Jen: I'm not. Gabrielle: You know, it doesn't really
matter whether you are or whether you're not. The only thing that matters is
my son's child. Jen: There is no child. There is no baby.
Gabrielle: What? Jen: That's what I was trying to tell Al.
It was a mistake. I'm not pregnant. Gabrielle: You're not? Jen: So I’ve got to go and I've got to
tell Al. Gabrielle: Don't you dare do that.
------------------------------------------------- Max: Al, don't you think you're overdoing
it? Al: No. Max: Al, you need your rest. Al: I can rest later. I need to take care
of this. Would you mind stepping out for a little bit? Max: No, not at all. Al: Shut the door. Cristian: Antonio told me that you said it
was an accident. Al: It was an accident. We were fighting.
Cristian: I'm sorry, man. Al: Well, don't be too sorry. At least not
yet. Cristian: What do you mean? Al: Well, the fight wasn't over, was it?
We still need to talk about Jen.
------------------------------------------------- Blair: Now, why can't we go over to cousin
Kelly’s? Starr: Because we have to wait till Daddy
gets home. Blair: What, do you mean your daddy left
and just left you here alone? Starr: Hedy's upstairs. Blair: Well, when did he say he was going
to come back? Starr: When he was done. Blair: Oh, goodness. Well, it's probably a
good thing, anyway, because Jack is getting cranky and I think he's getting
tired. Starr: Babies always sleep. Blair: Yeah, they do, don't they? And you
know what? Starr: What? Blair: So do little girls. Starr: Mom. Blair: "Mom. Oh, Mom." Don't give me that
"Mom" stuff. It's time for you to go to bed, beautiful. Starr: Can't it just be, like, five more
minutes? I just got my new iguana, and I haven't even let him out of the cage
yet. Blair: Ok. Well, I'll tell you what. You
go up there and play with your iguana, but by the time I get -- go on. By the
time I get up to your room, I want you both in your pajamas. Ha, ha.
[Phone rings] Blair: That's the telephone. Do you hear
the telephone? Mommy's got to get it. Oh, goodness. Hello? No, Mr. Manning
isn't here. Well, I'm his wife. You can leave me a message. What? I have no --
oops, sorry. I have no idea why, you know, it was so urgent. But I'll tell you
what. I'll tell him that you called. [Jack cries] Blair: Ok. All right, thank you. Bye-bye.
Oh, Jack, I'm so sorry. Shh. I'm sorry. Oh, what is your daddy wanting a
private eye for, huh? Shh. I know you're hungry. Come on, let's go. Let's get
you a bottle. Yeah. [Doorbell rings]
------------------------------------------------- Kelly: Paloma? Todd: Where the hell is she?
------------------------------------------------- Blair: Paloma. What are you doing here?
Proofread by Kathy