Guiding Light Transcript Wednesday 3/25/09

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Previously on "Guiding Light."

Shayne: Do this, this is it. It's your last chance.

Dinah: Do what? I'm here to make a statement about Lizzie Spaulding’s kidnapping.

Reva: I could have blood tests taken every day, and I could consider having a c-section.

Jeffrey: He's gonna make it.

Reva: So am I.

Reva: Sh-sh-sh. Oh, look. Say hi to your Uncle Jeffrey. Yeah. You got it. Just support the head. There you go. Look at that. Isn't he cute?

Jeffrey: I really don't have time you know, to...

Reva: Oh, look. Look! He's smiling at you.

Jeffrey: ...For doing this.

Reva: That's okay. He's smiling. Yes, we're happy. We're very happy, aren't we?

Jeffrey: I have meetings, Reva, all day. He's wet. Oh my, oh my, oh my God-- I'm wet.

Reva: Oh, that's good. That's good.

Jeffrey: I'm wet.

Reva: He needs a diaper change. That's perfect. You can get experience with the real thing.

Jeffrey: Experience?

Reva: Yeah. Yeah. But you have to be careful when you take the diaper off, because when the cold air hits his little thingy, sometimes they squirt you in the face.

Jeffrey: You sound like you know how to do this.

Reva: I do.

Jeffrey: So maybe you should...

Reva: And I've been squirted in the face several times before myself. It's no big deal really, so just hands-on experience. What more can you ask for, as far as I can say.

Jeffrey: I don't remember asking.

Reva: Well, you can do this, really. I'm going to go up-- there are no wipes in the bag. I'm going to get some wipes.

Jeffrey: Reva, don't leave me alone like...

Reva: Good luck just be careful.

Jeffrey: Ah! Okay. We're going to try this, okay? But you've got to promise not to get me wet again. (Knock on the door) Ah... all right. Come in! Do you think you can control yourself-- Josh! Come on in, Josh. (Laughs) Um, you'll know what to do with this. There you go.

Natalia: Look at these. They are so cute! I want to pick one and have it framed for Mallet and Marina.

Olivia: Oh, babies are cute.

Natalia: Yeah. I think it's just great how everything turned out so beautiful at the christening, and it looked like it was all going to fall apart.

Olivia: You saved the day.

Natalia: It wasn't me. It was Daisy. She really stepped up.

Olivia: Well, you're the one who talked her into stepping up. I mean, you saw a problem in the Cooper family, and you took care of it. You fit right in, really.

Natalia: I was just being helpful. I made a little food. I took some pictures. That's all, really.

Olivia: You're being everything that Frank needed you to be.

Natalia: Olivia, I am not ready for this conversation. So can we just, um -- do this because, I don't know what I'm going to do about Frank, and the proposal. Just help me pick one out.

Olivia: Yes.

Natalia: There are a lot in here. Some really cute ones. I gave Ashlee the camera half way through. Oh, this one is my favorite. Look at that. You are so beautiful.

Olivia: Well, Ashlee did a good job. Not bad.

Natalia: Ashlee didn't take that one. I did.

Hilda: It's so nice to see you, Mr. Lewis.

Bill: That's amazing. You know my name. I don't think we met the other day.

Hilda: I'll let Ms. Lizzie now that you're here.

Bill: Thank you. I'm sorry. I don't know your name.

Hilda: It's Hilda.

Bill: Hilda. Classic. Nice.

Lizzie: Hi, Bill. It's nice to see you again.

Bill: I'm so happy that you're available. I thought maybe we'd go to a movie tonight if you have time.

Lizzie: Okay.

Hilda: Oh, there you are, Ms. Lizzie. You found Mr. Lewis.

Lizzie: Oh, good. That's nice. You two have already met. Hilda has been with our family for, for-- how long has it been, Hilda?

Hilda: Ten years.

Bill: Amazing.

Lizzie: I know. I was just a little girl.

Hilda: Why are you two acting like you don't know each other?

Lizzie: Oh... ah... we decided to start dating from scratch.

Hilda: Oh, okay. Well, what date is this?

Lizzie: (Laughs) This is our second date.

Hilda: Oh, I wish I had known. I would have made him wait outside.

Bill: Thank you, Hilda.

Hilda: Just trying to help, sir.

Bill: Shall we go?

Lizzie: Yeah, I'm ready. Thank you. Bye, Hilda.

Hilda: Okay. Oh, no kissing on the second date. That's what my mom always told me. (Laughter) Have fun!

Dinah: Frank, what is the problem? I have been waiting here all night. I am not resisting arrest. I came here to be arrested.

Frank: Okay, well, it doesn't work that way.

Dinah: Isn't that why you busted me at the christening? Wasn't that your intention? I am just cooperating with the authorities.

Shayne: This is wild, isn't it, Frank? How often is it you get someone coming in here ready, very willing, actually, to confess all of their sins to you.

Frank: I just need a statement.

Dinah: And then what?

Frank: And then you're going to go home, and then I'm going to call you back in.

Dinah: So you're just going to let me walk, just along the streets by myself? That's good. That's good police work, Frank.

Frank: This is what we're going to do, Dinah: Officer Diaz is going to come down here, and we're going to go upstairs to the in interrogation room, and you're going to give your statement.

Dinah: Great. I am not leaving here until you arrest me.

Frank: Diaz, get down here right now.

Diaz: Here's your statement.

Frank: Thank you. All right, Dinah, you need to initial there, sign there. You're free to go.

Dinah: Have you not been hearing anything that I've been saying. I was in on the kidnapping. I want to pay for what I did.

Frank: Okay. And we're going to look into that, and we're going to get back to you.

Dinah: Why are you being so difficult, Frank?

Frank: I'm not being difficult, Dinah! I just told you you're free to go. Shayne, get her out of here!

Shayne: I think we should go.

Dinah: I want to be arrested for the kidnapping of Lizzie Spaulding.

Frank: Well, guess what? It just doesn't work that way, Dinah. Okay. You can't be arrested just because you want to be arrested.

Dinah: Then I demand to be arrested right this minute so I can pay for what I did! The sooner I start paying, the sooner I'm finished.

Shayne: When you think about it, it makes sense, Frank.

Frank: There needs to be an investigation!

Dinah: Arrest me! Arrest me!

Frank: Shayne, Shayne, get her out of here now.

Shayne: Do you think I could do anything about this?

Dinah: Let's see what the S.P.D. is about, Frank. I don't think anybody's going to...! Arrest me!

Frank: Dinah! Diaz, get in here! I want you to arrest Dinah Marler for disturbing the peace.

Dinah: Thank you, Frank. I don't think you will regret it.

Frank: I'm already regretting it.

Dinah: I may need a lawyer.

Shayne: I'm already thinking about it.

Slow down, slow it down, you'll get here run, run

we'll just run and get no where

Bill: Ah!

Lizzie: H'mmm! Thanks for being so flexible. I had this massive urge for French fries at Company. That was the best, coming here.

Bill: What's that. He gave us straws. That's good. No worries. Listen, we'll just see the late movie.

Lizzie: Are you sure about this movie choice? Not many guys want to sit for a romantic comedy.

Bill: As long as I get to sit next to you for two hours, I will watch anything.

Lizzie: That's very sweet. Come on, help me eat these fries.

Bill: I really shouldn’t. I'm training for the Springfield marathon.

Lizzie: Really?

Bill: Umm.

Lizzie: H'mmm.

Bill: Are you a runner?

Lizzie: No. No. I'm, um... I'm into karate.

Bill: Karate?

Lizzie: Uh-hmm.

Bill: That must take a lot of discipline. I'd love to see you in action sometime.

Lizzie: Maybe I'll show you sometime. (Cell phone rings)

Bill: So sorry. Excuse me. Hello, Bill Lewis. She did? Well, I really don't care. No. Listen, I cannot come down there. I'm on a date. Sorry. Bye-bye.

Lizzie: What's that?

Bill: Nothing. Nothing. We are on a date, and we will be seeing a movie tonight, yes?

Lizzie: Not until you tell me who was on the phone.

Bill: If I do, can we go back to the date?

Lizzie: Deal. Spill it.

Bill: It was Frank. Dinah went down there to make a statement regarding the kidnapping, and he just wants us to go down there and corroborate everything that she said.

Lizzie: You know, I was just hoping that this would all miraculously disappear. But, you know what, I don't want to think about the kidnapping anymore. No, I don’t. And I gave them a statement about Grady, and I don't know why they can't just use that.

Bill: They will. They will. They're going to have to because, guess what? We're not going, right?

Lizzie: No. We're not going to be able to do this. We're not going to be able to make it just you and me. We can't keep the world from crashing down on us.

Bill: I will not let that happen. Okay? Last time, we let everyone else in. This time, no one or nothing gets in, okay?

Lizzie: Okay. We can't keep it all out. I mean, today it's Dinah. Tomorrow, it's my dad's trial.

Bill: Okay. You know what we're going to do? We're going to build a moat. We're building a moat, and nothing gets in. Okay, right here there is water and crocodiles, okay? We cannot get out, and nothing can get in, okay?

Lizzie: Yeah, but I don't think that's going to be possible.

Bill: Yes, it is. We're going to tell Frank that we can't help him out.

Reva: Hello.

Jeffrey: Hi.

Reva: Hi.

Jeffrey: Josh just gave me a master class in the art of diaper changing.

Reva: Did he really? Looks to me like you just pawned off your diaper duty on him.

Jeffrey: Well, he's better at it than I am.

Reva: Yeah.

Josh: I missed the christening, so I thought I would bring a gift over.

Reva: Oh, great. Yeah. Well, we're, we're baby-sitting.

Josh: How are you feeling?

Reva: We're taking it one day at a time.

Josh: What did the doctor say?

Reva: Well, they want me to deliver the little guy, c-section, and then start radiation as soon as possible. So we're monitoring his growth every day, and as soon as it's safe, that's exactly what we're going to do.

Jeffrey: She's putting a nice spin on it.

Josh: Is there anything I can do to help?

Reva: Keep me in your prayers.

Josh: I already do that.

Reva: Well, I'll make sure that Mallet and Marina get your gift.

Josh: Thank you. Call me if you need anything.

Reva: Thanks, Josh. Well, he's gone.

Jeffrey: Yes. Yes, he is.

Reva: You know what that means?

Jeffrey: M'mm, what does that mean?

Reva: That means that I'm the baby-sitter, and you're the boyfriend who's come over for a little visit.

Jeffrey: What.

Reva: Sh-sh-sh! Don't wake the baby. (Laughs)

Blake: Oh, Frankie, Frankie, I'm so glad you're here. Maybe you can help me.

Frank: What's up?

Blake: No one is in the clerk's office, and I need to get this zoning variance signed. Can you help me?

Frank: I'd love to, but you know what? Unfortunately, you're going to have to come back when the clerk's office is open.

Blake: Really?

Frank: Yeah.

Blake: You see this woman, she wants to, she wants to put a nail salon in her basement. You know what? You would really like her. I should fix you guys up.

Frank: Oh, here it goes. Please don’t.

Blake: No, really, Frankie. She's a single mom, very hard-working, very pretty, very pretty.

Frank: I already have one of those.

Blake: You do? Really? You do? Do I know her?

Frank: (Laughs) There is no way I'm telling you who I'm dating.

Blake: Frankie, you know I'm gonna find out.

Frank: I know you will. That's why I'm not going to tell you.

Blake: Oh! Well, whoever she is, she's a lucky girl.

Natalia: You know what? I'm just going to put all of these on the computer, and print some out, and then they can pick whatever they like.

Olivia: Oh, wait.

Natalia: What's this?

Olivia: It's nothing. All right?

Natalia: Springfield Park Real Estate.

Olivia: I was just surfing around.

Natalia: But you're surfing for places to live? So you're moving out?

Olivia: Just tell me what pictures you want.

Natalia: I don't want to talk about pictures. I can't believe we're doing this again. We just went through this. Emma loves it here.

Olivia: I do, too.

Natalia: Why are you leaving?

Olivia: Because if you and Frank get married, then we're going to kind of be in the way.

Natalia: But I didn't, I haven't even told Frank anything yet.

Olivia: I know. I'm just saying that if you say yes, then I should be prepared. It kind of makes sense, you know. You're not going to want us living with you. It's crazy.

Natalia: I can't tell you what to do.

Olivia: You finally figured that out, huh?

Natalia: Where are you going?

Olivia: Um, there's actually this great new development, two, three bedrooms on Chermak Drive. And, you know, it even has a Jacuzzi that I've always been dreaming about, and a play area with video stations for Emma. And Blake is going to show it to me, so... in fact, I'm running a little late right now, so... come on. Don't be so sad, please. It's the right thing to do.

Natalia: You and Emma are my family.

Olivia: And we're always going to be your family, just in a different way. But you'll have Frank and his family. And you won't be alone.

Blake: Hi.

Olivia: Hi.

Blake: Sorry I'm late.

Olivia: No, that's okay.

Blake: I found a few more properties I want to show you though, so...

Olivia: Excellent, excellent. Thank you for doing this. I wasn't sure if you were even doing the real estate thing.

Blake: Oh, yeah. I'm back at it. Actually, I was very happy that you called because it is very tough out there right now, so. Hey, did you like the pictures I sent you?

Olivia: Yes. Yes. And I love the idea of having a Jacuzzi.

Blake: Yeah. It's nice. It's really nice. It's a brand new development. It has everything you had at the Beacon and more. In fact, there's a restaurant that delivers 24/7.

Olivia: Yeah. Do they have tuna noodle casserole?

Blake: I don't know about that one. I think you're going to have to ask. It's kind of upscale.

Olivia: Yeah. Forget it. It's good. I need to get back to civilization. And you know what? I'll be happy not to have the holy mother staring at me when I eat breakfast.

Natalia: Mallet?

Dinah: They're not here. Thank goodness. I've been calling for over an hour, everyone's ignoring me. Frank refuses to arrest me for kidnapping Lizzie.

Natalia: You look like you're arrested.

Dinah: No. For disturbing the peace. Just a stinking lousy charge. How am I supposed to start my penance if nobody charges me and tosses me in jail?

Natalia: You want to go to jail for kidnapping Lizzie?

Dinah: I feel like I just-- I want to be a good person. I did a bad thing, and I want to pay for it so we can just move on.

Natalia: That's refreshing to see someone who has the same ideals that I have. I am always telling Olivia that your actions have consequences.

Dinah: Yes.

Natalia: Yes. And you have to weigh your decisions very carefully.

Dinah: Yes. I want to be the woman that Mallet and Marina asked to be Godmother. So if I spend sometime behind bars, then we can just move on and forget it. And then everyone will just think I'm good. Okay?

Natalia: I'm not sure that spending time in jail will make them forget that you kidnapped Lizzie.

Dinah: It should. I pay for what I did, and then it's just wiped away.

Natalia: There's a certain logic to that. Like going to confession.

Dinah: Yes, exactly. It's like confession, just without all of the candles.

Natalia: I could light one for you, if you'd like.

Dinah: Why not. It couldn't hurt.

Natalia: Here. I have to go.

Dinah: Okay. Thank you. Hey, Natalia, did you happen to see Shayne Lewis out there?

Natalia: No, no. There was nobody out there when I was here.

Dinah: Okay, thank you.

Natalia: Bye.

Dinah: Bye. So much for "I'll be there."

Jeffrey: I wonder what he's going to look like.

Reva: (Laughs) I hope he has your smile.

Jeffrey: And your eyes.

Reva: Oh.

Jeffrey: He's so small. You know, I never got a chance to see Ava at that age.

Reva: Well, were we both missed out on a whole lot.

Jeffrey: H'mmm. But we're going to make up for it.

Reva: I hope so. (Knock on the door)

Jeffrey: Come in!

Shayne: Hi.

Jeffrey: You need to talk to your mom?

Shayne: No. No offense. But I'm actually here for you. Um... Dinah needs a lawyer.

Jeffrey: Ah, sorry. I'm baby-sitting.

Reva: Um, what's going on?

Shayne: Turns out that she was slightly involved with Lizzie’s kidnapping.

Reva: Oh, Shayne. I am so sorry. But you're grounded. You can't play with Dinah anymore. (Laughs)

Shayne: Fair enough.

Reva: Yeah.

Shayne: Um... she's down at the station right now making things worse for herself by the minute. I really, really need someone who understands the legal side of all of this. Please.

Jeffrey: Right.

Shayne: I'll owe you.

Jeffrey: Baby-sitting hours?

Shayne: Sure. If that's what it's going to take.

Reva: (Laughs)

Jeffrey: Done. You'll be okay on your own?

Reva: Yes. Hey, look, I'm a pro at this. You just go and you save Dinah from herself, would you please?

Hilda: Oh, thank goodness I found you.

Lizzie: Is everything okay? Did something happen at the house? My granddad okay?

Hilda: No, no, no. Everyone is fine at the house. But a call came in right after you left. It was the police looking for Mr. Lewis.

Bill: About Dinah?

Hilda: They didn't say. But I was worried, with your new dating situation, that maybe you wouldn't answer the phone. Or if you did, you would pretend like you didn't know what they were talking about.

Bill: That is a possibility, Hilda.

Hilda: I just didn't know what the rules were.

Lizzie: Thank you, Hilda. Thank you.

Hilda: I hope everything works out. I love Ms. Dinah so much. Doesn't matter what she does, every time I see her, I just fall in love with her all over again.

Bill: (Laughing) Yeah. Oh.

Lizzie: Wow, it's going to shut people out when other people keep reminding you about them.

Bill: Yes, but there is a moat.

Lizzie: H'mmm, Hilda got across. Come on. This way. This way.

Bill: No, no, no, no.

Lizzie: We have to.

Bill: Look, if we go to the police station, someone will come in.

Lizzie: Then what do we do?

Bill: All right. Okay. All right. We're going to go in there. And we will deal with the Dinah situation, okay? Tomorrow we deal with your dad's trial. And then after that, we are going to build a moat, all right? We just have to make it through the next 48 hours.

Lizzie: Right.

Bill: Yeah.

Lizzie: Okay. We're going to do it. We're going to deal with it...

Bill: That's right.

Lizzie: ...And then we're going to put it behind us.

Bill: Uh-huh. Okay. Look at me. You, me, here. We can do this, right?

Lizzie: What if Hilda’s right? Nothing is ever simple when Dinah is involved. No matter how angry you are at her, you're going to go in there and see Dinah behind bars, and you're going to remember that you love her because she's your sister.

Bill: Okay.

Lizzie: And you're going to want to protect her because that is what brothers do.

Bill: You don't think I can keep us safe until I build that moat, is that it?

Lizzie: Do you have a white horse and a suit of armor?

Bill: I got a dog and a credit card.

Lizzie: My hero. I feel better already.

Dinah: What's he doing here?

Shayne: He is your legal counsel.

Dinah: Not him!

Jeffrey: Okay. Nice seeing you.

Frank: I'm glad you're here. Get her out of here.

Jeffrey: Get her out of here? Frank, I was just about to tell you that you need to release her. There are no charges filed.

Frank: There weren't any charges to begin with. You know what? She won't leave!

Dinah: I'm atoning for my sins.

Jeffrey: Okay. Well, apparently, the S.P.D. would like you to atone elsewhere.

Dinah: Can't you make them arrest me?

Jeffrey: Well, someone has to file charges, a case has to be built. Things like that.

Shayne: Excuse me one second. Would you listen to me for a second. I'm very happy that you're trying to do the right thing. But you need to be careful here because I do not want to see you get hurt.

Jeffrey: And whatever you need to do over there, could you make it fast because I have a baby to take care of.

Frank: You guys had the baby! Congratulations!

Jeffrey: No, no, no, no, we didn't have the baby. We're at your house baby-sitting. And feel free to come home any time you like.

Frank: Oh.

Reva: Hi!

Natalia: Hi!

Reva: Natalia, come in.

Natalia: Mallet and Marina?

Reva: Actually, they're working. I'm baby-sitting. What do you have there?

Natalia: Oh, um, some beef stroganoff, string beans, and some brownies.

Reva: That's so nice.

Natalia: Well, you know, they don't have much time to cook. And ...has to go back to work, so. Please have some, there's plenty.

Reva: Really?

Natalia: Yeah.

Reva: I am actually feeling a little peckish.

Natalia: You're eating for two.

Reva: (Laughs) Wow. This is great. I hope Jeffrey and I have someone like you around when our baby comes. This is great.

Natalia: Well, you know, they liked my tuna noodle casserole. You know, I just want to get a feeling of what it's like to be part of the family.

Reva: Yeah? Why?

Natalia: That sounded weird.

Reva: No, no, no. Come on. The Cooper’s are a great family.

Natalia: They are. They're great. They're a real family. That's one of the things I love most about um...

Reva: Oh, wait a minute. You, you can't just stop there. Come on.

Natalia: Well, I'm kind of seeing Frank, and family is important to both of us.

Reva: You are? You and Frank? I think that's great.

Natalia: Yeah?

Reva: Yes.

Natalia: That is. Thank you. He's a good guy.

Reva: Yes. He's the best. And he certainly deserves a woman like you, who appreciates him and cooks him stroganoff and brownies.

Natalia: I made that for Mallet and Marina.

Reva: Yeah, of course (laughs) you did. I think it's great. I do.

Natalia: Thank you. Um... please don't say anything. With everything that is going on, we're really trying to keep it low key.

Reva: Oh, no, no, I wouldn't say anything to anyone. Who else knows?

Natalia: Just Olivia.

Olivia: Hey, sailor, you like picking up chicks? Hi, I'm Olivia.

Josh: Hello, Olivia.

Olivia: So what are you doing out here? Did you have a fight with Reva?

Josh: Reva and I don't fight anymore.

Olivia: You can't count on anything these days. Except... excuse me. Can I get a martini, very dry, no olives?

Josh: I thought you liked olives? I seem to remember you, you were rolling them around in your mouth.

Olivia: You remembered?

Josh: How can I possibly forget.

Olivia: Oh, Lewis, you are looking for trouble, aren't you?

Josh: How about you?

Olivia: Yeah.

Josh: So... just a couple of people out looking for trouble, huh?

Olivia: Be careful, we just might find it.

Frank: Hey, guys. She's back there. Just follow the noise. She won't leave.

Lizzie: Is she alone?

Frank: Is she alone? No, no, not by any means. Jeffrey O’Neill is back there, Shayne Lewis, and now you guys. Shall I order a pizza?

Bill: We're not going to be very long, Frank.

Frank: All right. Young lady, this is what you need to do. You need to tell me exactly what you want to do here. Are you going to press charges or not? Because I need to know if I need to start making a case.

Lizzie: I just want this whole thing behind me.

Frank: Okay. Fine. Then you go back and talk to Jeffrey O’Neill. Find out what you want to do, and then you come back and talk to me.

Lizzie: I know you don't want to see her, but can we just get this over with.

Bill: Yeah. Let's go.

Frank: Hey, Reva. It's Frank.

Reva: Hey, you.

Frank: How's it going? How's Henry? Do you need any help there?

Reva: Yeah. Yeah, as a matter of fact, that would be great. When?

Frank: Ah, well, how about now?

Reva: That's, that's terrific. Thank you so much for calling me. I will be there as soon as I can. Um, Natalia, I'm so sorry, but that was Jeffrey. He needs to see me right away. Do you mind maybe watching Henry for a half hour or so?

Natalia: Yeah, sure. Yeah, I can do that.

Reva: Oh, good. That would be great. You've got everything you need, the diapers are right on that-- yeah-- great. Great. Thank you so much. And thanks for the casserole.

Natalia: Bye.

Olivia: It's nice to see you out like this, you know, kind of foot-loose and fancy-free.

Josh: Yeah, that's me. Just like you.

Olivia: Not a care in the world.

Josh: I don't believe you. You're drinking these things way too fast to be care-free. Why are you here, Olivia? Guy trouble?

Olivia: I wish. Do you ever wonder what if...

Josh: Every time I eat the olive out of a martini. (Laughter)

Olivia: Well, at least our marriage was simple.

Josh: Okay. Okay. Now I'm going to cut you off.

Olivia: No. I mean, simple in a very mathematical progression. Man and woman fall in love. Man and woman get married. Add in a little bit of Reva Shayne and two unhappy step kids, and man and woman get divorced.

Josh: Are you picking up on me, Olivia? Because I heard you were with someone.

Olivia: I don't know.

Lizzie: Could you please tell Frank Cooper I will not be filing charges against Dinah Marler.

Dinah: That's not acceptable.

Jeffrey: Dinah, please. Do you realize if you don't file charges, the police will only have Dinah’s statement, and she probably won't serve any time.

Bill: Well, what happens to Dinah is of no concern to me. Shayne, we'll get together sometime and grab a beer. Take care.

Jeffrey: Okay, well, that was fun. But at least it got me out of changing diapers. See you later.

Shayne: Ooh. That was fun. Okay. Now that that's done, are you ready to go?

Dinah: No one understands what I'm trying to do here.

Lizzie: Shayne... will you excuse us for a minute? I need to talk to Dinah. Go talk to Bill.

Dinah: It's okay. I'll meet you outside.

Lizzie: I will never understand why you did what you did to me. But it's cool because I'm going to get over it. But I want you to know that the person that is really going to suffer, is your brother. He is acting like nothing bothers him, and nobody has ever hurt him the way you did!

Dinah: I know. And I want to make it up to the both of you. I want to pay for that, Lizzie.

Lizzie: Oh, you will. You will pay. You will pay with every lonely moment of your life. I went through a terrifying experience, but those nightmares are going to fade because I have a future. I have Bill. You won’t.

Olivia: To meaningless sex. And don't pretend you've never had it.

Josh: No. I have.

Olivia: Well, no feelings equals no stress.

Josh: No stress plus no strings.

Olivia: No morning-after analysis, saying to yourself, "what have I done?"

Josh: Because you know exactly what you did. And you thoroughly enjoyed doing it.

Olivia: Fun without the guilt.

Josh: You don't have to call the next morning.

Olivia: And it's aerobic. You would call the next day, wouldn't you?

Josh: Probably, yes. I want the real thing.

Olivia: Me, too.

Frank: Reva! I'm home. You can go now.

Natalia: Sh-sh-sh! The baby's sleeping.

Frank: Hi.

Natalia: Hi.

Frank: What are you doing here?

Natalia: Well, Reva had to run out. She had to go meet up with Jeffrey.

Frank: But she told me to hurry up and get here so...

Natalia: (Laughs) Oh, Reva.

Frank: She's a clever one, that Reva.

Natalia: Yeah.

Frank: Well, at least I got home early, so...

Natalia: Right. Are you hungry?

Frank: I'm starving, but we don't have any food here. Marina told me to...

Natalia: No. I got it. I got it. I have stroganoff, mixed string beans and brownies.

Frank: Brownies?

Natalia: Yeah.

Frank: Brownies are my favorite.

Natalia: No, you can't eat brownies until you eat your dinner. Dinner. So sit, and I'll make you a plate.

Jeffrey: Hey

Reva: Hey.

Jeffrey: So what are we doing here? Who is taking care of the baby?

Reva: Well, hopefully Frank and Natalia. They're dating, but nobody is supposed to know. So I sort of arranged it so that they would be in the house together.

Jeffrey: Well, aren't you clever.

Reva: Yeah. You know, he's a great guy, and I really like Natalia, too. I think they'll make a cute couple.

Jeffrey: You know, pregnancy has really turned you into a matchmaker.

Reva: Well, it's not pregnancy. It's love. Do you know that she arrived with a baked stroganoff and brownies for him.

Jeffrey: Now, that's love.

Reva: Yeah. Yeah. Why don't you cook for me anymore?

Jeffrey: Well, I would, but I only have three recipes, and I used them all up. So it's much easier just to call for Chinese.

Reva: (Laughs) Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Jeffrey: You don't cook for me, either.

Reva: That's because I want you to keep on loving me.

Bill: Oh, hey, where did you go? I started to miss you.

Lizzie: I just had one more thing I needed to say to Dinah.

Bill: You didn't have to do that alone. I would have gone in with you.

Lizzie: I know.

Bill: Are you okay?

Lizzie: I'm fine. It's over. It's over.

Bill: It is over. It is over. And Dinah is gone, okay? I feel like a weight has been lifted. Because until now, I just realized that she almost cost me my whole life.

Lizzie: One family crisis down. Only one more to go.

Bill: Yeah. And then we build that moat, right? No, no! No kissing. Hilda said it's only our second date.

Lizzie: Oh!

Bill: We can't do that. Not yet.

Lizzie: Okay. What movie are we going to see?

Bill: We're going to see that romantic comedy that you wanted.

Lizzie: The one with Colin Firth?

Bill: That's the one. That's the one.

Lizzie: Oh, I love him.

Bill: I know you do. How about popcorn?

Lizzie: Candy.

Bill: Okay, where do you like to sit?

Lizzie: Up close.

Bill: Oh, no, no, no. We've got to sit in the back.

Lizzie: Oh!

Bill: That way I can scoot in a little closer, put my arm around you, whisper in your ear and ow!

Lizzie: Don't get fresh. I told you I knew karate.

Bill: Yes, but I thought you were making that up.

Lizzie: Oh, good. Then you really don't know everything about me.

Shayne: They're cute, aren't they? You mean, if you're into that kind of thing.

Dinah: He looks happy. I've always wanted him just to be happy.

Shayne: I think we all need to learn to be a little more happy. What do you think? How about it? Can I take you to a movie? I promise not to make you sit in the back row or blow in your ear too much. Hmm?

Dinah: Thanks. I think I should be alone. Thank you.

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Phillip: I came back to make restitution. I got myself past those events, but I want to make sure that everybody else that got hurt got the opportunity for closure that they need, even if that means me going to jail.

Natalia: Who would have thought that two people like us would be so close.

Lizzie: You make me happy.

Phillip: It's the deed to the company, Buzz. It should belong to the Cooper’s.

Buzz: Yeah, your father tried this before giving us the company back. It didn't work.