General Hospital Transcript Wednesday 5/15/13

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Rafe: I know it's a lot to ask, now that you know I have these -- feelings, but I promise I won't let them get in the way of us. I mean, for us and for you and TJ.

Molly: If there even still is a me and TJ.

Rafe: I think you should give him another chance.

Molly: You do?

Rafe: He makes you happy. I swear, Molly, that's all I want. So, what do you say?

Molly: I would really like it if we could still be friends.

Rafe: Yeah?

Molly: Yeah. Hey, TJ. I didn't know you were coming over today.

TJ: Let me guess -- it's not what it looks like.

Sam: All I have to do is press send, and you can give your explanation to the cops.

Silas: Well, that just seems like a lot of wasted energy. They come down here, sirens blaring, they question you about the call, they question me about who I am, when I can just tell you. I'm not Stephen Clay. He's my brother.

Sam: You're Stephen Clay's brother?

Silas: My name's Silas. Dr. Silas Clay.

Connie: Mmm. This is so good. Riggio's is the best pizza.

Olivia: You really think so? You think it's better than the thin crust they do over at basilico?

Connie: Oh, yeah. Hell, yeah.

Olivia: I don't know. Here. You taste this. You tell me what you think. [Laughing] Oh. Sorry, I forgot. You already got a mouthful. [Laughs] [Muffled] Let me go, you bitch.

Connie: Hey! Liv, be nice. Maybe you're gluten free.

Olivia: Listen, you just got to stay put a little while, honey, till we figure out if you gave Sonny the right address to find Michael and Morgan.

Connie: Hmm.

Kiki: All right, gentlemen. The game is Texas hold 'em. The blinds are $1,000 to $2,000.

Michael: You should still be in the hospital.

Morgan: Relax, bro, okay? I'm gonna win back everything I owe. I'm gonna bleed these guys dry.

Michael: They're not who I'm worried about.

Kiki: Morgan! You coming?

Morgan: All right.

[Cell phone rings]

Olivia: Well, well, well, well. Oh, speak of the devil. Let's see what Sonny's got to say.

Connie: Put him on speaker.

Olivia: Sonny.

Sonny: Everything okay there?

Olivia: Yeah. Our guest is securely tied up. He's bleeding all over Connie's rug, but, uh, what's the deal? He give you the right address? Did you find Michael and Morgan?

Sonny: We'll know in a second. We're right outside the door now. We're going in.

[Crashing]

Carly: Michael's not answering. He's the only who that was in touch with Morgan. Now both of them are missing.

AJ: We're gonna find Morgan and Michael. I just need to stop by and check on Elizabeth and make sure she's okay. What -- what's with the face? Don't give me the face. She has been nothing but amazing -- coming with me to New York, you know, supporting me, standing up to Nikolas, and what happens to her? She winds up getting poisoned.

Carly: I could say something like, you know, there's always collateral damage with you, but food poisoning is minor, so --

AJ: [Scoffs]

Carly: Since you're being so supportive, I'll refrain.

AJ: You know, could you try -- I mean, just try to dig deep down and find just a little bit of compassion? I feel terrible about what's happening to her, and I feel even worse about the fact that I slept with you behind Elizabeth's back.

Tracy: Yes!

AJ: Tracy.

Tracy: Don't mind me.

Nikolas: [Sighs]

Elizabeth: [Sighs]

Nikolas: Hey.

Elizabeth: Hey.

Nikolas: Doctor says you'll be fine. How you feeling?

Elizabeth: Where's AJ?

Nikolas: Uh, he and I brought you here, and he went to go look for a doctor and never came back.

AJ: Yeah, I don't know what you're grinning about or whatever you think you heard, but we didn't--

Tracy: Well, actually, what I think I heard is that you said you slept with Carly behind Elizabeth's back. Did I get that right?

AJ: [Scoffs]

Elizabeth: Maybe you should go look for AJ. He might not know where we are.

Nikolas: Would that be so bad?

Elizabeth: [Sighs] Nikolas, thank you for trying to stop Tracy from crashing "the chew" and ruining AJ's launch of pickle-Lila.

Nikolas: You're welcome. I'm just sorry she managed to get there anyway. I-I don't know how she got past my people.

Elizabeth: But even though you did the right thing, it doesn't change things between us. I'm proud of you, but I'm -- I'm still with AJ.

Nikolas: Well, it must not be much of an attachment. Otherwise, why would you stay in different hotel rooms?

Elizabeth: [Chuckles] It's a new relationship.

Nikolas: Oh.

Elizabeth: [Chuckles] But we are together, and it's something you need to realize.

AJ: What?! Wait, y-you think that I cheated on Elizabeth with Carly? Um, I think it's time for somebody to get a hearing check, because you sound insane. Carly is the last person that I would ever sleep with.

Carly: Uh...you'd never get the chance, 'cause I cringe at the thought of even shaking your clammy hand, let alone sleeping with you.

AJ: [Sighs] Okay, great. So, you see? It's mutual. We can't stand each other. You heard wrong. Why would we ever sleep together?

Tracy: I have no idea. In fact, I don't have any idea why anybody would sleep with either of you, but I do know what I heard. And that little nugget of repellant yet oddly intriguing and valuable information has fallen right into my lap, and all that I have left to do is decide how I want to use it.

Rafe: As a matter of fact, it's not what you think it is. Hey, you're getting bent out of shape for no reason.

Molly: Exactly. TJ, if you'll just listen to us, you'll realize that you have nothing --

TJ: Here I was feeling bad about setting Rafe up with that text message, making him think you wanted to see him so I could punch him out for kissing you.

Molly: You should feel bad about that.

TJ: I was starting to blame myself. Can you believe it? Thinking I was jumping to the wrong conclusions. Do you even know why I came over here, Molly?

Molly: So you could continue being a jealous jerk?

TJ: To tell you that I trust you. That when you said you were being a friend to Rafe because he had no one else, that I should have known that that was all there was to it. I was gonna apologize about getting everything wrong about you and Rafe, but it turns out I was right the whole time about everything!

Sam: Dr. Silas Clay? You're Stephen Clay's brother?

Silas: Older brother. I got him by a year.

Sam: Let me see some I.D. You've got to have a hospital badge or something.

Silas: I think I lost it.

Sam: Oh, that's a good one.

Silas: Hey, I'm not my brother, all right? He may resemble me, but I sure as hell am not him. I'm in here. He's out there doing his rock-'n'-roll thing, trying to live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse.

Sam: Leave behind a pret-- do you have any idea how many corpses Stephen Clay left behind?!

Silas: His own?

Sam: All of his victims. Killing people -- that was his skill.

Shawn: What's over there?

Sonny: Okay. Yeah.

Shawn: All right.

Olivia: Well, I didn't hear any guns go off. Hopefully that means that everyone's still alive.

Connie: Sonny, are you okay? Did you -- did you find them?

Sonny: Yeah, I'm okay, but there's no sign of Morgan or Michael. This place is empty. Son of a bitch sent us to the wrong address. Probably didn't want to upset his bosses. Okay, Olivia -- you know what you have to do.

Olivia: I'm on it. [Mumbles] Now, I'm thinking that maybe it wasn't such a hot idea to lie to Sonny about the location of his two sons.

Pierce: I'll call.

Kiki: Morgan, does your buzzkill of a brother have to be here, or can he go spread his negative energy somewhere else?

Michael: Morgan's in your apartment playing no-limit poker with your friends. What can go wrong, right? Why shouldn't Morgan trust you? It's not like you haven't screwed him over in the past.

Kiki: Morgan wanted to play, and I gave him the opportunity.

Michael: So you keep saying.

Morgan: Okay, don't worry about Mikey. He's not holding me back. All right, don't look now, but here comes a monster. Boom!

Kiki: [Gasps]

Elton: You keep your hands off those chips. I saw you. You and Kiki -- you cheated.

Morgan: Why don't you chill? Okay, I didn't cheat. The cards just like me.

Kiki: Elton, you're calling me a cheater? [Chuckling] Come on.

Elton: I saw you give him a look.

Bingley: Kiki, what the hell? You told us this Morgan guy was a stooge. You said we were gonna take him for 10 grand. You two were setting us up?

Morgan: Why don't you step off, all right?

Kiki: Okay, boys, boys, boys. Let's not argue.

Michael: Look, Morgan, that line she gave you about setting up this game so you could take the other players' money? What if it's the other way around? What kind of player are you if you can't keep your lies straight?

Elton: See? I told you that they were all working together.

Kiki: No. No! Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Do not listen to that buzzkill, okay? We were just playing a friendly little game, boys. That's all! Come on!

Clinton: Look, forget it. Kiki, we're out of here.

Morgan: Come on, guys! This is just a misunderstanding. My brother overreacts about everything. Come on.

Michael: Well, at least they left before you got any deeper in debt.

Morgan: Oh, that's brilliant, Mikey, really. Now that you've stopped the game for my own good, you have any ideas how we're gonna pay back those thugs?

Sonny: Can our special guest hear me?

Olivia: Oh, loud and clear.

Sonny: Take his gag off.

Connie: Got it. Go ahead.

Tell that crazy broad to put down the gun.

Connie: Hey, you might want to show a little respect to that crazy broad, considering she's armed.

Sonny: I warned you. I said, "nobody hurts the people I care about." I gave you a chance, and even after you almost blew those two beautiful ladies away. You lied to me! So, now -- Olivia is gonna have to take out your other kneecap.

That broad's not gonna shoot anything.

Olivia: [Chuckles] Wrong again, peg leg. My son's a cop. He takes me to the shooting range all the time. I'm pretty good, if I do say so myself, so I'll definitely hit something, even if ain't your knee. So, you, uh, step aside, Connie. This might get a little messy.

Sam: Your brother -- if that's who he really was -- was a serial killer.

Silas: Is that right?

Sam: You really don't know?

Silas: We were never close. I hadn't seen him in more than -- 10 years. I know he was pretty out there with his music. I don't know how that translated into a serial killer.

Sam: He suffered a psychotic break after his wife died.

Silas: Stephen was married?

Sam: You really don't know? Yes, he was married. Your brother snapped after his wife died. And that music -- band that he was involved in -- he thought he was a vampire. He was convinced of it, so he thought he was immortal, and after she died, he thought that somehow he would be able to reclaim her.

Silas: I'm guessing that's not how things turned out.

Sam: No, he was in a psychiatric facility. I'm surprised they never contacted you.

Silas: It's his life. It's his madness.

Sam: You don't think it's totally crazy that he went insane?

Silas: What good's sanity when it separates you from the woman you love? Better to embrace the madness and believe you can bring her back.

Sam: You two really are a lot alike.

Silas: So, you were acquainted?

Sam: Well, your brother escaped the sanitarium, and a few months ago, he resurfaced. He went after a lot of people, including me.

Nikolas: I'm not refusing to listen to reason.

Elizabeth: And yet you don't seem to be hearing me.

Nikolas: W-what? You say that you want to work things out with AJ, and I'm just trying to respect that choice.

Elizabeth: Which implies you don't respect it at all.

Nikolas: Elizabeth, you can try and convince me all you want that AJ's changed, that he's a new man, but I still think he's the same old screw-up.

Elizabeth: [Chuckles] You haven't seen him in years, let alone spent time with him.

Nikolas: Look -- you can support him all you want, but I'd be lying if -- if I didn't say I was convinced, in the end, he will hurt you.

AJ: You know, Tracy, one would think that you'd have bigger problems than worrying about who might be sleeping with whom.

Carly: And you were totally wrong about AJ and me.

AJ: Hey, here's an idea. Why don't you focus on the fact that your rancid pickle-Eddie got Elizabeth sick and everyone at "the chew" violently ill?

Tracy: Don't even try. It was your fake pickle-Lila that made everybody sick, including chef Mario Batali. In fact, chef Batali practically died trying to purge your poison from his system. Now I have to go give him his shoe and convince him that it wasn't pickle-Eddie that was to blame.

Carly: Okay. Go, then. Go take care of Mario, but stop telling stories about other people's sex lives, okay?

Tracy: On second thought, I don't have to do anything. Because you're gonna take responsibility for all of it.

AJ: And why the hell would I do that?

Tracy: Because if you don't go on bended knee to chef Batali and tell him that it was your rancid relish that made everybody sick, I'm gonna tell Elizabeth about you and Carly. Hey mom, is there a dressing room around here?

Silas: Why would my brother want to hurt you?

Sam: I look a lot like his dead wife -- almost as much as you look like your brother -- and your brother thought he was a vampire, so he thought that I was his wife. And he thought that if he could force me into remembering this life that they had together that I'd love him.

Silas: [Chuckles] Death is the only insurmountable obstacle. Leave it to my little brother to think he was gonna defeat it.

Sam: So, you don't -- you don't care what he did to me?

Silas: No, I didn't say that. Since you survived and he didn't, I'm thinking you're the winner. Congratulations, by the way. Now, if there's nothing else, I have patients to attend to.

Sam: That's all you have to say?!

Silas: I'm sorry my brother lost his wife. I'm sorry his response to that loss was to commit heinous crimes. I'm sorry for any inconvenience he may have caused you.

Sam: Inconvenience?!

Silas: Well, fortunately, he can't hurt anybody else, 'cause he's dead. Now, if there's nothing else --

Sam: There is something else. You have a nephew.

Tracy: Either you take the fall for the relish, or I go immediately to Elizabeth and tell her everything.

AJ: You know what? Whatever. You do what you got to do. What do you think, Carly?

Carly: I don't care. I have more important things to worry about, like my sons.

AJ: Fine. You know what? Agreed. Go for it, aunt Tracy.

Tracy: You're bluffing.

AJ: Am I?

Tracy: Yeah. And guess what. I'm gonna call your bluff.

Carly: Are you gonna let her do that?

AJ: You just got done saying you didn't care.

Carly: That's because I thought you were gonna stop her.

AJ: Why didn't you stop her?

Carly: Okay. Do you think I want anyone -- especially Michael -- to know that I lost my mind and I slept with you? No. Hell, no. You know why? Because it's humiliating that I stooped to that level, but here's the thing -- Tracy is after you. She's not after me, so that makes this your responsibility. Do you want Elizabeth to know about us?

Elizabeth: Nikolas.

Nikolas: Hmm?

Elizabeth: You're right. I am free to give AJ my support and my trust, and I think you are wrong about him.

Nikolas: [Sighs] Then you are going to be sorely disappointed. Because it's the ones who set out to save AJ who end up -- who end up getting hurt the worst. And before you jump in to defend him, let me be clear on something. I don't give a damn about AJ Quartermaine. My only concern is you.

Elizabeth: Well, don't be. 'Cause I honestly don't believe AJ will do anything to hurt me.

Tracy: You're wrong, Elizabeth. AJ already has hurt you.

Molly: Danny is sleeping. I don't want him to wake up and hear an argument.

Rafe: And what you saw was a friendly hug, 'cause that's what Molly and I are -- friends.

TJ: Like I would believe anything you got to say.

Rafe: Well, fine. Don't believe me. But you have no right not to believe Molly, okay? She's not a liar.

TJ: Oh, 'cause you know her so well, huh?

Molly: Oh, you know what? Stop trying to convince TJ. Why should we bother? You're just gonna think the worst no matter what we say.

TJ: Molly, I saw you with my own two eyes.

Molly: Okay, you're right, TJ! I am so into Rafe. I just can't keep my hands off him. Every chance we get, we sneak off and hide from you so we can hug each other without you seeing us. In fact, if you really want to know why Rafe was hugging me just now, it's because he just agreed to go to the prom with me.

Olivia: Okay. Party's over, baby. Say your prayers. You know what, you probably already know this -- you don't so much pull the trigger as you just really kind of -- just kind of, like, squeeze it.

Connie: Okay, Liv, do we have to do this? I mean, it's -- it's very messy.

Olivia: I know. I know. Sorry about the rug. Deep breath. Deep breath, baby. This is gonna hurt.

Okay! Okay. The Corinthos kid is at 49 Reade street, apartment 16a, in the city with some broad named Ava. She's living with her daughter.

Kiki: I could have calmed them down and gotten them to keep playing with us if you hadn't opened your stupid mouth.

Michael: I can see why you're disappointed. Morgan hadn't lost any money yet.

Morgan: Okay, excuse me. Can we prioritize here? All right, those guys that worked me over said they'd come back and finish the job if I didn't get the 50 grand. All right? And I got 10.

Michael: That's 10 more than you would have if you would have kept gambling. Look, you heard what Kiki said to those guys. You were the stooge.

Kiki: Oh, come on! I only said those things so that they would play with us, because they're loaded and lousy poker players. If you hadn't opened your mouth, Morgan would have wiped the floor with them.

Michael: Okay, if they're so lousy, then why were you cheating? That Elton guy caught you with no help from me.

Kiki: Okay, well, which is it? Am I stealing from Morgan or cheating my rich friends?

Michael: Okay, let's review what's happened to Morgan since he's met you, Kiki.

Kiki: Okay.

Michael: He's racked up $50,000 in debt with you cheering him on the whole time. He's gotten beaten up once already.

Kiki: He was winning at first, okay? I thought he would just have to keep playing and then he would win it back.

Michael: Or you wanted him even deeper in debt so he'd be desperate enough to come to you for help.

Kiki: Oh, okay. I'm really sinister, aren't I? [Chuckling] Wow.

Morgan: Okay, Michael, can you just stop insulting Kiki and can we think here, all right? There's a way out of this.

Michael: Yeah, there is. You're coming home with me. You'll be safe there.

Morgan: [Scoffs] Yeah, forget it. And don't ask me to call dad, either.

Michael: Um -- did you forget he already knows? He flew down to Vanderbilt to find you.

Morgan: Yeah, I don't want him handling this, okay? I can handle it.

Michael: Oh, yeah. Not so far.

Kiki: Okay, you know what, Morgan? Morgan, hey. Calm down. We'll think of something -- even though I already did think of something, until you had to ruin it all.

Michael: You know, it was your idea to have Morgan hide out here where the collectors found him and beat him up. And since they knew where he was before, they'll come back here again, okay? So, we got to go.

Kiki: Okay, Mikey, we got into this mess without your help, and we'll get out of it the same way. In the meantime -- get the hell out!

Carly: We agreed to keep our revolting lapse in judgment a secret, right?

AJ: What choice do I have?

Carly: Tracy gave you a choice. She did.

AJ: Tracy said that she was either gonna blow up my relationship with Elizabeth before it ever got off the ground or I had to assume complete responsibility for the food-poisoning disaster on "the chew," which would open us up for numerous, numerous lawsuits and could possibly bankrupt the company. Now, you tell me what the hell kind of choice that is.

Carly: You know what, AJ? Maybe you're not cut out to run ELQ after all. You know, maybe you need to take responsibility for this big relish disaster and hand the company back over to Tracy, and then you could focus on your relationship with Elizabeth.

AJ: I can't even think right now with Michael missing.

Carly: I understand that, because both my sons are missing, so I don't want to deal with you at all.

[Cell phone rings]

Carly: Oh, it's Sonny. Sonny, what's going on?

Sonny: I know where Michael and Morgan are.

Carly: Oh, thank God.

Sonny: Shawn and I -- we're on our way right now. If anything else happens, I'll let you know.

Carly: Thank you. Okay. That was Sonny. He found them.

AJ: [Sighs] For once, I'm grateful to Sonny.

Carly: Hopefully, they're gonna be home soon, safe and sound.

Morgan. Nice to see you again.

Michael: These the guys who beat you up?

Morgan: Yeah, you know, I was -- I was gonna take them, I swear.

Kiki: Morgan got the message earlier when you beat him up.

Where's the 50 grand you owe?

Morgan: Okay, here. I got 10 right there, and then I'll get you the rest in, like, a day or two.

I thought we already had this conversation. 10's not 50. We want it all!

Kiki: Morgan -- if he promised you that he would get you the money, then he will get you the money.

Oh, is that so, pussycat? What can you get us?

Michael: Look, I'm Morgan's older brother, okay, so let's cut the crap. You know who our father is. You'll get the money.

We already gave Morgan plenty of time, and he is 40 grand short.

So, now we're gonna put the three of you in the hospital.

Michael: All right, you touch my brother again, and you'll be sending yourselves to the morgue.

Is that a threat?

Michael: No, it's a statement of fact. My father's very protective of his kids.

Daddy's not here. And the three of you are gonna have plenty of time to think how you're gonna pay back our money when you're in body casts.

AJ: I told you the boys wouldn't be missing long.

Carly: Yeah. You didn't help find them. What are you gonna do about Tracy?

Elizabeth: Why would I believe anything you have to say about AJ? You despise him, and you have done everything you can to undermine him.

Tracy: With good reason. And he doesn't deserve your loyalty after what he's done.

Elizabeth: What are you talking about?

Nikolas: Yeah, what do you mean AJ's already hurt Elizabeth?

Tracy: I hate to be the one to tell you this, but when --

AJ: Elizabeth, how are you feeling?

Elizabeth: Uh -- I don't -- I don't really know.

AJ: Well, why? What's going on?

Nikolas: Well, Tracy was just telling us that you did something to hurt Elizabeth.

AJ: Tracy's right. I did.

TJ: [Scoffs] You're just -- you're just saying this to hurt me, right? You're not really going to prom with him, are you?

Molly: Well, why shouldn't I? I don't have a date with you anymore, so I asked Rafe.

TJ: Molly, he doesn't even go to school with us.

Molly: So? It is my prom. I can ask whomever I want.

TJ: No, I know what you're doing. Look, this has nothing to do with Rafe. All right? You're just saying this to get back at me. I know it.

Molly: Get back at you? For what? I thought you didn't do anything wrong. You were totally justified to send texts from my phone to lure Rafe to Kelly's. You had every right to sucker-punch him and give him a black eye, because, hey, Rafe and I have been hugging.

TJ: You kissed!

Molly: Once. But you probably don't believe that. It turns out you don't trust me or believe me about anything. According to you, every time I said Rafe and I were just friends, I was lying, right? Didn't you say you've been right about Rafe and me all along?

Silas: I have a nephew?

Sam: Yeah, Stephen had a son. His name is Rafe. He has no family except for you.

Silas: Where's the mother?

Sam: Your brother killed her in front of him.

Silas: That's horrible. Um -- well, where -- where is the boy? Rafe -- where is he now?

Sam: Rafe was in foster care, and, uh, my mother, who happens -- she's an attorney. She got him in a good foster home.

Silas: Heartwarming but not very informative. Where is Rafe now? Where is his location?

Sam: Rafe lives with me. For now, anyway.

Silas: You couldn't have said that from the start? You're not very direct, are you?

Sam: You're not very compassionate, are you?

Silas: Not especially, no.

Sam: Not at all.

Silas: Well, it would seem my nephew is in good hands. Now, if you'll excuse me, I really do have patients to get back to.

Sam: Hey. Excuse me. I'm looking for Dr. Clay.

Why?

Sam: [Gasps]

Silas: I got it.

Sam: How do you keep doing that?

Silas: Doing what?

Sam: I turn around, and you're just -- here.

Silas: You were looking for me.

Sam: What is wrong with you?

Silas: Nothing. I mean nothing in the moment. I've cleared all my patients.

Sam: Nothing at the moment?! I tell you that your brother is dead, and you barely blink an eye. I tell you that he convinced himself that he was a vampire, and you seemed quite amused about it. And then I tell you that you have a nephew who is in foster care, and you barely even say a word.

Silas: I said it was horrible, didn't I? Doesn't that count for something?

Sam: What -- do you think this is funny?

Silas: A little -- in the way that sad things are funny sometimes. Sometimes you have to laugh or you might cry. Or, perhaps, you go mad like my brother did.

Sam: You know, you and your brother aren't so different, after all. There is more than one way to be cruel.

Elizabeth: You hurt me? How?

AJ: I poisoned you with pickle-Lila.

Elizabeth: What?!

AJ: It was my relish that was tainted which gave you food poisoning -- which is why you're here.

Nikolas: Hardly a surprise.

Elizabeth: Wait, how do you know it was your relish that made everyone sick?

AJ: I don't know that it wasn't. [Sighs] Look, when we were coming up with the new recipe, and we were trying to figure out the secret ingredient, Duke warned me. He said that we needed to take more time and that we needed to get it FDA-approved before going public. And I didn't listen. I was -- I was too impatient.

Elizabeth: I don't understand. People tried pickle-Lila before "the chew" and didn't get sick -- you, me, Michael --

Tracy: Yeah, AJ. How do you explain that?

AJ: Um -- it must have been a problem with the preservation process. This -- this was my fault. I have to take responsibility for my actions.

Tracy: Wow. That's very noble of you.

AJ: I-I'm so sorry, Elizabeth. I never meant to hurt you.

Olivia: You know what? You did the right thing there, gimpy -- giving Sonny the right address to find Michael and Morgan, and I am sure when you talk about that with your superiors, they'll understand that you were just doing what you had to do.

Connie: Or not. [Mumbles]

Connie: Oh, sorry. Had to be said. So, cuz, what are we gonna do with this meatball now?

Maybe we should start with the girlfriend, huh?

Michael: You son of a bitch.

What the hell?!

Kiki: Okay. Okay.

Shawn: Hey, hey, hey! Get up!

Sonny: Back off! Back off!

Morgan: Hey, guys, this is my dad. I don't know if I mentioned -- he's, uh, very protective over his children.

Sonny: Morgan.

Morgan: Okay.

Sonny: I'm paying my son's debt -- your $50,000.

Shawn: Now, you can count the money, or you can just trust Mr. Corinthos.

We trust Mr. Corinthos.

Sonny: Take it and go.

Morgan: No, no, no, no. No, dad. I just -- I owe them $40,000. I already gave them $10,000.

Sonny: Okay. You keep 10 grand for your trouble. And you tell your employer -- I'm sure my sons -- like he said, I'm a very protective father. If you or whoever you work for come after my family again, you're a dead man! Hey, do me a favor. Get this trash out. Get them a taxi, 'cause I'm sure it's pretty dangerous out in this neighborhood.

Shawn: Let's go.

Olivia: Okay. Thanks, baby. I'll see you real soon. Well, that was my son.

Connie: Oh, what did he say?

Olivia: He said he's a little busy right now, but he's gonna send two very nice, uniformed officers over here to take you away to the pokey.

Connie: Very sweet.

Olivia: So, what do you say we finish our, uh, pizza outside your office? The atmosphere is so much nicer out there.

Connie: Very good idea. Oh, don't get up. We'll get the door.

Olivia: [Chuckles]

Connie: Shh. Nicely done, cuz.

Olivia: You know what? We Falconeri girls are a pretty good team.

Connie: You deserve a slice.

Olivia: [Chuckles]

Sonny: [Sighs] I want to hear about what happened.

Morgan: These guys, they --

Sonny: From Michael.

Michael: Those two worked Morgan over pretty good before I got here. They came back to finish the job.

Sonny: Do you see the position you put your brother in -- to have to fight to defend you?

Morgan: Yeah, dad, it's not that I don't appreciate the save, but, I mean, I was gonna handle it.

Sonny: All right. You know what? It doesn't matter. You're safe. I'm gonna take you home. Let's go.

Morgan: Whoa, whoa, wait. Wait, what do you mean "home"?

Sonny: I'm taking you back to Port Charles.

Morgan: Okay. What about Kiki?

TJ: You know what? Fine. Have fun at prom together, because this is something you obviously wanted all along, and I'm glad I never got in your way.

Rafe: Wait, why did you tell him we were going to your prom?

Molly: I don't know. It -- TJ just made me so mad I blurted it out.

Rafe: So, you don't actually want to go with me.

Molly: No! I -- I mean, yeah, I do want to go with you. Okay, maybe I didn't really think this through before I said it to TJ. Um -- but why shouldn't we go to the prom together? I mean, we're friends, right? We could go as friends. What do you say?

Rafe: Sounds good to me.

Sam: You really are unfeeling. Everything I told you about your brother, about Rafe -- I mean, that doesn't affect you at all?

Would you feel better if I shed a tear? How about if I dropped to my knees right now, hmm? I will not do penance for my brother's sins. I hadn't seen him in more than a decade. I'm sorry for the pain he caused, and I'm sorry he left behind a son. It has absolutely nothing to do with me.

AJ: So, did you have a chance to see the doctor?

Elizabeth: Oh, um, I don't remember. Did I?

Nikolas: Yeah. He said it was definitely food poisoning, and once she's rehydrated, she'll be fine.

AJ: Thank God for that. Now I have to go tell Mario Batali that I was the one responsible for the food poisoning everyone suffered.

Tracy: And while you're at it, would you please give him this? AJ, You're doing the right thing.

AJ: [Clears throat] You gonna be okay if I leave?

Elizabeth: Yeah.

Nikolas: She'll be fine. I'll be right here. And, you know, AJ, You taking responsibility for this, uh, relish disaster could turn out badly for you and for ELQ. You know that, right?

Elizabeth: Are you sure you want to go find Mr. Batali right away? I mean, maybe you should speak with an attorney first.

AJ: You know what? I-I have to be the one who takes the heat. There's worse things than this that could happen.

Tracy: [Sighs]

Connie: Ugh. Oh, boy. I wish aunt Therese could see you right now.

Olivia: [Laughs] Mamma mia, she'd be disapproving as usual.

Connie: [Laughing] Yeah. Oh, remember all those lectures she used to give us about staying away from those bad men? How those made men were nothing but dirt and we should have nothing to do with them? And there you are, just waving your gun around in his face. You could have had a really good career in the mob, you know that?

Olivia: What can I say? Maybe I got in the wrong line of work.

Connie: [Chuckles] I can't believe he just showed up here.

Olivia: I don't know. You know, honey, all kidding aside, the cops are gonna have that unidexter out of your office, like, any minute, so you don't have to be afraid of anything.

Connie: No, I'm not afraid of that. It's -- [Sighs] It's just all these efforts I make to keep Sonny out of my life. I just -- [Fingers snap] -- Get dragged right back in.

Sonny: Kiki -- is that your nickname?

Kiki: It's -- it's short for Katherine.

Sonny: Oh. Well, I'm more interested in your last name -- Jerome -- 'cause there used to be a family back in the '80s -- very powerful crime family.

Kiki: Yeah, no kidding.

Sonny: And my son almost, you know, gets his kneecaps busted in your apartment.

Morgan: Dad, dad, there's no way that she's part of that --

Sonny: I'm talking to Miss Jerome. You ever heard of, uh, Julian Jerome? His sister was Olivia? You related in any way?

Kiki: Not at all.

Sonny: So, it's just coincidence?

Kiki: Do you know how many Jeromes there are in Manhattan alone? What -- do you want me to go door to door asking each one of them if they're related to mobsters?

Morgan: Uh, Kiki, I think my dad's just --

Sonny: Well, the thing is, Miss Jerome, is my son almost got beaten up pretty bad here in your house.

Morgan: Yeah, but, dad, you got the wrong idea, okay? She's just trying to help me out.

Michael: Dad knows that Kiki encouraged you to gamble with money you didn't have. Even if she didn't set you up, she did nothing to stop you from falling.

Morgan. Wow. Way to have my back, bro.

Sonny: Well, it doesn't matter, because whatever you had or think you have with miss Jerome -- it's over.

Kiki: Oh, and that's your decision now?

Sonny: Morgan, let's go.

Morgan: Okay, dad, no. All right? I can make my own choices. I'm an adult. I'm gonna stay here with Kiki.

Sonny: You contradicting your father?

Morgan: [Sighs] Dad, listen, I-I-I appreciate you bailing me out. Seriously, I'm gonna pay you back the money.

Sonny: It's not about money, Morgan. It's about respect. You know that.

Morgan: I know, but I can make my own decisions.

Sonny: Well, your own decisions almost got you killed. You know what I mean? You want to act like an adult? Then I'll treat you like an adult. Until then, we're going.

Morgan: You know, I really think this has been handled --

Sonny: It's not -- no. It's not a request.

Morgan: Hey. I should -- I should probably just go with him, you know, just to keep the peace.

Kiki: [Scoffs]

Morgan: Hey. I'll see you soon, okay?

Kiki: You better.

Sonny: Okay, come on. Let's go.

Morgan: I'm coming.

Kiki: [Sighs]

Carly: Hey.

Sam: Hey. Did you find Michael and Morgan?

Carly: They left the hospital, but Sonny knows where they are.

Sam: Oh, excellent. Well, at least something good happened today.

Carly: What does that mean? You seem upset.

Sam: Oh, it's nothing. Forget it.

Carly: Okay, try again. What?

Sam: Okay, fine. There's this doctor that was here, and he was just -- he was an arrogant jerk. He was rude. He was unfeeling. I don't -- I just wish I had never talked to him at all.

Carly: I thought doctors were supposed to "do no harm."

Sam: Yeah, um -- can we get out of here, please?

Carly: Yes, yes. Come on.

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