General Hospital Transcript Friday 3/31/00

Provided by Laura

[LAUGHTER]
LAURA'S VOICE: CAN YOU SAY
"SWING"?
YOUNG LUCKY'S VOICE: SWING.
LUKE'S VOICE: AH, SWING.
[LAUGHTER]
LAURA'S VOICE: LUKE, NOT TOO
HIGH.
LUKE'S VOICE: THAT'S
MY COWBOY, FLYING.
LAURA'S VOICE: AW.
[LUKE SIGHS]
LUKE: DID YOU FIND ANYTHING?
LAURA: HE WAS SUCH A BABY
WHEN WE WERE HERE.
LUKE: YEAH.
LAURA: REMEMBER WHEN WE TRIED
TO TEACH HIM TO SAY "SWING"?
LUKE: OH -- YES.
AND HE LAUGHED.
HE THOUGHT THAT WORD WAS
SO FUNNY.
SWING.
LAURA: OH, I REMEMBER
THINKING AT THAT MOMENT THAT
I COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE ANY
HAPPIER.
LOOKING BACK ON MY LIFE,
I DON'T THINK I EVER HAVE BEEN.
LUKE: WE SPENT A LOT
OF NIGHTS -- ALL NIGHT --
SITTING RIGHT HERE ON THESE
STEPS.
LAURA: YEAH, I KNOW.
IT WAS TOO HOT TO SLEEP.
LUKE: DO YOU REMEMBER THAT
BLUES STATION I GOT ON THE RADIO
FROM JUAREZ?
LAURA: OH, YEAH.
I COULD HAVE STAYED HERE
FOREVER, LUKE.
FELICIA: THERE'S NOTHING HERE
AT ALL.
LUKE: RIGHT.
WELL, I GUESS WE'LL SEARCH
THE REST OF THE RANCH.
MAYBE DOWN BY THE STREAM THERE.
FELICIA: OK.
DOWN BY THE STREAM.
LAURA: LUKE?
I THINMAYBE I WAS WRONG.
I THINK MAYBE HELENA NEVER
BROUGHT LUCKY HERE AT ALL.

HELENA: LUCKY?
LUCKY: WATCH OUT FOR THAT
IGUANA.
IT LOOKS LIKE A ROCK.
HELENA: WHAT?
AH. OH.
OH -- WHY ON EARTH DID YOU WANT
TO COME OUT TO THIS GODFORSAKEN
PLACE?
LUCKY: I THINK THIS IS RIGHT.
HELENA: WELL, W CAN
YOU TELL?
IT'S -- IT IS SO HUGE.
LUCKY: MY DAD SHOWED ME
PICTURES.
HELENA: YOU ACTUALLY ENJOYED
LIVING OUT HERE?
LUCKY: NO, I THOUGHT IT WAS
BEAUTIFUL.
HELENA: WELL,
WHAT DID YOU DO FOR FOOD?
LUCKY: WELL, THE WEEKENDS
WE WOULD JUST GO TO TOWN.
OTHER THAN THAT, THE OLD GUY
WOULD BARBECUE STUFF, ALL SORTS
OF THINGS.
JACKRABBITS, RATTLESNAKES.
HELENA: WELL, DON'T WANDER
OFF.
PLEASE.
LUCKY: I DON'T EXACTLY KNOW
WHEN HE DID THIS.
LUCKY: BUT LOOK.
IT'S STILL HERE.
JUST LIKE MY DAD SAID IT
WOULD BE.

EDWARD: MAKE SURE THAT JAX
DOES NOT KNOW THAT I'M BIDDING
ON THE COMPANY, TOO.
YES, THAT'S MY FINAL OFFER.
AND I'LL EXPECT TO HEAR TOMORROW
AFTERNOON.
YOU HAVE TO WORK QUICKLY.
WE HAVE TO MOVE FAST.
A.J.: BACK IN THE THICK OF IT
ALREADY.
EDWARD: CLEANING UP AFTER
THE MESS YOU MADE AT E.L.Q. IS
NO SMALL TASK.
A.J.: YOU'RE TOO OLD TO RUN
THIS COMPANY.
EDWARD: OH, I'M OLD, BUT I'M
SOBER.
A.J.: I HAVEN'T HAD A DRINK
ALL DAY.
EDWARD: OH, HOW LONG HAVE
YOU BEEN OUT OF BED?
WHAT, 10 MINUTES?
A.J.: YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
WORKING ON ANOTHER HEART ATTACK,
ASSUMING YOU STILL HAVE ONE.
EDWARD: IS THAT SUPPOSED
TO BE CLEVER?
A.J.: YOU CAN'T TAKE
THE STRESS.
EDWARD: DOING THE WORK MYSELF
IS FAR LESS TRYING THAN WATCHING
YOU BUMBLE AROUND.
A.J.: YOU KNOW WHAT
YOUR MISTAKE IS?
YOU'RE LETTING YOUR EGO TAKE
OVER YOUR COMMON SENSE JUST
TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD.
EDWARD: YOU REALLY BELIEVE
THAT, DON'T YOU?
A.J.: OH, THIS WHOLE THING'S
GOING TO BLOW UP IN YOUR FACE,
AND I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH IT.
EDWARD: I WAS RUNNING
E.L.Q. BRILLIANTLY BEFORE ANYONE
EVER THOUGHT OF YOU.
AND EVEN ON MY WORST DAY, I CAN
DO A BETTER JOB THAN
A SELF-PITYING, DRUNKEN CUCKOLD
LIKE YOU CAN DO ON HIS BEST.
HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO RUN A MAJOR
CORPORATION, A.J.?
YOU CAN'T EVEN KEEP YOUR WIFE
OUT OF ANOTHER MAN'S BED.

CARLY: THANKS.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
JOHNNY: BOBBIE SPENCER.
CARLY: HI!
THANK YOU, JOHNNY.
HI.
BOBBIE: HOW ARE YOU DOING?
CARLY: ME?
WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING?
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
BOBBIE: ACTUALLY, I'M OK.
I GOT SOME SLEEP.
I JUST -- I CAME BY TO CHECK OUT
THE REPERCUSSIONS.
CARLY: YEAH.
YOU MEAN BECAUSE I LET
YOU INTO SONNY'S DESK.
BOBBIE: IS HE STILL ANGRY?
CARLY: YOU KNOW MR. SUNSHINE.
BOBBIE: HE'S SHUTTING
YOU OUT, ISN'T HE?
CARLY: I JUST WISH THAT
WE COULD HAVE ONE, BIG HUGE
ARGUMENT, YOU KNOW, AND HAVE IT
ALL BE OVER AND DONE WITH.
BOBBIE: SO, WHAT'S
WITH THE ROCKER?
DID SONNY GIVE YOU THAT?
CARLY: TRY MIKE.
BOBBIE: SO MUCH FOR PEACE
OFFERINGS.
CARLY: NO, ACTUALLY,
I GOT HIM THIS DESK.
BOBBIE: OH, IT'S GORGEOUS.
CARLY: ISN'T IT NICE?
AND IT'S GOT THIS KEY THAT CAN'T
BE DUPLICATED.
BOBBIE: WHY, BECAUSE IT'S
SO OLD?
CARLY: SO I CAN'T BREAK
INTO IT, MOM.
YOU GET IT?
BOBBIE: GEE, CARLY, THAT WAS
VERY THOUGHTFUL OF YOU.
CARLY: YEAH.
SONNY HATES IT.
BOBBIE: OH, I'M SORRY.
SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
YOU GOING TO SEND IT BACK?
CARLY: I'M GOING TO STICK IT
IN HIS DEN.
BOBBIE: WHERE ELSE?
HEY, YOU -- YOU KIND OF LIKE
LIVING HERE, DON'T YOU?
CARLY: DON'T YOU TELL SONNY.
BOBBIE: HE WOULDN'T BELIEVE
ME, ANYWAY.
CARLY: I JUST FEEL SAFE HERE,
YOU KNOW?
I'M GOING TO MAKE THIS
WORK, MOM.
I AM, SOMEHOW.
SOMEHOW.
BOBBIE: OH, HONEY, GIVE ME
A HUG.
OH!
MAYBE SOME OF THIS NEWFOUND
MATURITY WILL RUB OFF.
CARLY: WHAT HAPPENED
WITH YOU AND ROY?

SONNY: YOU'VE HEARD NOTHING
FROM SOREL?
ROY: MAYBE IT'S THE START
OF A TREND.
SONNY: BOBBIE'S OK?
ROY: YEAH.
SONNY: NO AFTER EFFECTS,
NOTHING LIKE THAT?
ROY: BOBBIE'S TOUGH.
SONNY: YOU DID GOOD.
KEPT YOUR HEAD UP, SHOWED SOME
STYLE.
ROY: YOU LIKED THE LIMO OFF
THE PIER.
SONNY: YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE
STILL INTERESTED IN MOVING UP,
I MIGHT HAVE A JOB FOR YOU.

SONNY: I NEED
SOMEBODY I CAN WORK WITH ONE
ON ONE.
ROY: BENNY'S GOOD, HUH?
SONNY: BENNY?
ROY: YEAH.
SONNY: BENNY, HE'S
AN ACCOUNTANT.
HE'S NOT COMFORTABLE WITH ALL
ASPECTS.
ROY: OH, YEAH.
WELL, I CAN DIG THAT, YEAH.
SONNY: YEAH, WELL, I WANT
TO BE ABLE TO SEND -- YOU KNOW,
SEND SOMEBODY INTO ANY SITUATION
TO FOLLOW MY ORDERS
TO THE LETTER, NO QUESTIONS
ASKED.
ROY: WELL, I WOULDN'T BE
THE GUY THEN BECAUSE I HAVE
A PROBLEM FOLLOWING ORDERS
BLIND.
SONNY: THAT WOULD BE
A PROBLEM.
ROY: YEAH.
I NEED A LITTLE ROOM SOMETIMES.
I DO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT.
SONNY: NOTHING MORE
IMPORTANT.
ROY: YEAH, BUT YOU'D NEED
TO KNOW RIGHT UP FRONT THAT --
IF IT WERE ME, I'D NEED
THE RIGHT TO REFUSE
AN ASSIGNMENT IF I DIDN'T LIKE
IT, YOU KNOW?
SONNY: I CAN WORK WITH THAT,
WITHIN REASON.
ROY: AND YOU'D STILL BE
INTERESTED?
SONNY: ARE YOU?
ROY: I COULD HANDLE IT.
I KNOW I COULD HANDLE IT.
SONNY: I WANT YOU TO BE
CLEAR.
I'M NOT OFFERING YOU
THE JOB YET.
WE'LL THINK OF THIS AS A TRIAL,
A TEST, A CHANCE FOR
YOU TO PROVE YOURSELF.
ROY: WELL, I REALLY
APPRECIATE THE THOUGHT BEHIND
THAT.
THANK YOU.
SONNY: I TRULY BELIEVE THIS
WILL BE GREAT FOR BOTH OF US.

BOBBIE: SECRETS.
THAT'S WHAT IT BOILS DOWN TO.
CARLY: WELL, 20 YEARS.
THAT'S A LONG TIME TO BE APART
FROM ANYBODY.
BOBBIE: YEAH.
AND ROY NEGLECTED TO TELL ME
A LOT OF REALLY IMPORTANT
THINGS.
CARLY: AND THAT SHOCKS YOU?
WELL, COME ON.
HAVE YOU TOLD HIM EXACTLY EVERY
SINGLE LITTLE GORY DETAIL ABOUT
ALL YOUR MARRIAGES?
BOBBIE: NO, OF COURSE NOT.
CARLY: WELL, THEN WHAT'S
THE PROBLEM?
YOU LOVE THIS MAN.
DOES ANYTHING ELSE REALLY
MATTER?
BOBBIE: THAT MAKES SENSE NOW.
CARLY: WHAT DID YOU DO?
DID YOU GO OFF ON HIM?
BOBBIE: BIG TIME.
CARLY: THAT'S OK.
BEEN THERE.
BOBBIE: AFTER HE RESCUED ME,
HE TOOK A TERRIBLE BEATING.
YOU GOT ANY CHIPS OR SOMETHING?
CARLY: NO.
THEY'RE UPSTAIRS UNDER THE BED
WITH THE CANDY BARS.
WHY DON'T I CALL HIM?
BOBBIE: YOU WANT TO CALL ROY?
CARLY: YEAH.
I MEAN, I'D JUST TELL HIM,
YOU KNOW, SHE GETS REALLY MAD
SOMETIMES.
BUT THEN -- BUT THEN, YOU KNOW,
YOU GET OVER IT.
YOU'RE BASICALLY REALLY GOOD
AT FORGIVING PEOPLE.
BOBBIE: THAT'S VERY
THOUGHTFUL OF YOU, CARLY.
CARLY: YOU FORGAVE ME.
BOBBIE: THANK YOU, HONEY.
I HAVE TO -- I HAVE TO GET
THROUGH THIS ONE ON MY OWN.
CARLY: WELL, LET ME KNOW
IF I CAN HELP YOU.
BOBBIE: THANKS.
CARLY: YEAH.
BOBBIE: YOU KNOW,
SEE, THE THING IS IT'S LIKE
A MIRACLE THAT HE EVEN CAME
BACK.
CARLY: WELL, HE LOVES YOU.
BOBBIE: I LEFT HIM FOR DEAD
YEARS AGO.
20 YEARS AGO WHEN HE GOT SHOT,
I LEFT HIM FOR DEAD ON THAT
SIDEWALK, BLEEDING.
I MEAN, HE SAID TO ME -- HE SAID
THAT HE LOVED ME.
AND THEN LUKE PULLED ME OFF
OF HIM.
I LET LUKE DRAG ME INTO THE CAR.
AND WE JUST DROVE AWAY.
MAYBE IF I'D STAYED,
MAYBE IF I'D BEEN ABLE TO GET
HIM ANOTHER CAR, MAYBE IF I'D
BROUGHT HIM HOME --
ANYWAY, HE CAME BACK
BECAUSE HE HAS FAITH IN US,
IN ME.
CARLY: YOU ONLY GET ONE
CHANCE FOR THE REAL DEAL.
I LOST MY CHANCE.
DON'T --
DON'T LOSE YOURS.

LUCKY: I DON'T REMEMBER
THE EXACT DAY.
BUT I'VE HEARD THE STORY SO MANY
TIMES.
MOM PACKED A PICNIC BASKET,
DAD BROUGHT THE RIBS.
THE OLD GUY COOKED THEM
IN THE GROUND.
WE WERE A FAMILY IN TEXAS.
FOR THE FIRST TIME.
DAD WANTED TO LEAVE SOMETHING
BEHIND TO PROVE THAT WE WERE
HERE.
HELENA: WAS THAT NECESSARY?
LUCKY: NOW I WAS HERE, TOO.
I'M READY WHEN YOU ARE.
HELENA: AT LAST.
LUCKY: SO WHAT'S THE NEXT
STOP?
HELENA: DO YOU REMEMBER THIS
PLACE?
LUCKY: YEAH.
LUCKY: WELL, THAT'S THE GAME,
ISN'T IT?
WE LEAVE CLUES SO MOM AND DAD
CAN FIND THEM.
HELENA: SUCH A CLEVER BOY.

LUKE: DARLING, COME ON.
THIS IS PURE HELENA,
THIS MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR
OF HERS.
FIRST, WE HIT THE HAUNTED STAR
AND THEN ICE PRINCESS ISLAND.
YOU KNOW TEXAS AND THIS RANCH
HAVE GOT TO BE NEXT ON THE LIST.
LAURA: YEAH, BUT WE LIVED
SO MANY PLACES DURING THOSE
YEARS.
IT COULD BE --
LUKE: BUT YOU TOLD ME THAT
YOU HAD A FEELING THAT HELENA
HAD BROUGHT LUCKY HERE, RIGHT?
LAURA: YES, I DID,
BUT I THINK --
LUKE: I TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS,
EVEN IF YOU DON'T RIGHT NOW.
LAURA: BUT WHAT IF SHE'S JUST
LEADING US AROUND JUST TO WATCH
US ALL RUN?
LUKE: THEN WE'RE GOING TO RUN
IN CIRCLES TILL WE FIND OUR KID.
BUT WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUR KID.
I PROMISE YOU.
LAURA: THANK YOU.
FELICIA: WHY DON'T I GO CHECK
THE BARN.
LUKE: YEAH, OK.
I'M GOING TO CHECK THE STORM
CELLAR, SEE WHAT'S SHAKING DOWN
THERE.
WILL YOU GO THROUGH THE HOUSE
AGAIN?
LAURA: YEAH.
LUKE: OK.
OH -- THE BARN -- I'M GOING
TO PROBABLY HAVE TO HELP
YOU WITH THAT DOOR IF IT STILL
STICKS.
IT ALWAYS WAS TRICKY.
FELICIA: WHY WOULD YOU SAY
THAT?
WHO GREW UP IN TEXAS?
LUKE: PLEASE DON'T TELL US
THE STORY ABOUT YOU RIDING
THE RODEO.
[FELICIA LAUGHS]

ALAN: SO HOW DO YOU CELEBRATE
THE END OF THE NURSES' STRIKE?
MONICA: NEVER PICK UP A PHONE
AGAIN.
ALAN: SMILE AND WAVE AT EVERY
NURSE AS SHE GOES BY?
MONICA: HOW ABOUT BOWING
AND SCRAPING?
ALAN: ONLY IF IT'S
IN THE CONTRACT.
MONICA: LISTEN, YOU REALLY
DID HAVE YOUR TRIAL BY FIRE
AS CHIEF OF STAFF OF THAT
STRIKE.
YOU DID GOOD.
ALAN: THANK YOU.
AND NOW I THINK WE CAN GET BACK
TO BUSINESS.
[MONICA LAUGHS]
MONICA: CONGRATULATIONS.
A.J.: STILL NECKING AFTER ALL
THESE YEARS.
MONICA: WELL, THE NURSES'
STRIKE HAS BEEN SETTLED.
A.J.: CONGRATULATIONS.
ALAN: WE HAVE A LOT TO BE
GRATEFUL FOR.
A.J.: YEAH, IT'S AMAZING.
NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES
YOU WALK OUT ON HIM OR HOW MANY
TIMES YOU HAVE AN AFFAIR ON EACH
OTHER, IT DOESN'T MATTER.
YOU ALWAYS FIND A WAY BACK
TO THIS.
ALAN: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
A.J.: YOU MEAN IF -- AM
I DRUNK?
NO, NOT YET.
MONICA: A.J., PLEASE.
LET'S NOT DO THIS NOW, OK?
A.J.: NO, NO, NO.
I WANT TO PROVE TO YOU THAT
I KNOW WHEN TO APOLOGIZE.
ALAN: HEY, WE'VE ALL HAD
A LONG DAY.
A.J.: I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY THAT I DIDN'T LISTEN
TO YOU.
YOU -- YOU KNEW THAT
MY MARRIAGE TO CARLY WAS A JOKE.
YOU NEVER MISSED AN OPPORTUNITY
TO POINT THAT OUT.
BUT I IGNORED YOU.
AND INSTEAD, I LISTENED TO DAD.
THAT MAKES SENSE, RIGHT?
I ALWAYS CALL IT WRONG
IN A CRUNCH.
ALAN: DON'T DO THIS
TO YOURSELF, A.J.
A.J.: PLEASE, NEXT TIME
YOU GET THE URGE TO HELP, DON'T.
JUST BECAUSE YOU MADE A MARRIAGE
WORK WITH A WOMAN WHO DIDN'T
LOVE YOU --
MONICA: DON'T YOU DARE TELL
ME I DON'T LOVE MY HUSBAND.

HANNAH: WHAT DOES
THE F.B.I. HAVE ON YOU?
ROY: WHY -- WHY DO YOU ASK?
IS LARKIN HASSLING YOU?
HANNAH: NO.
YESTERDAY I TRIED TO RESIGN.
FORD SAID NO, NOT UNTIL YOU BUST
SONNY.
ROY: WELL, I'M NOT SURPRISED
BY THAT.
HANNAH: YOU DEDICATED
YOUR WHOLE LIFE TO THE
F.B.I., DAD.
DID SOMETHING HAPPEN I DON'T
KNOW ABOUT?

SONNY: WHAT'S THAT PIECE
OF JUNK STILL DOING IN MY LIVING
ROOM?
CARLY: HEY, SONNY.
THE MOVERS ARE ON THEIR WAY.
SONNY: GOOD.
CARLY: THEY'RE GOING TO MOVE
IT INTO THE DEN.
SONNY: OH, NO, NO.
NO, THEY'RE NOT.
CARLY: YES, THEY ARE.
IT'S A PEACE OFFERING.
SONNY: WELL -- NO, NO.
IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT.
CARLY: SONNY, LOOK.
I GET IT.
I UNDERSTAND THE RULES.
AND I -- I MEAN, THAT'S
THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS DESK.
I WON'T GO THROUGH YOUR STUFF
AGAIN.
SONNY: WHY, BECAUSE YOU DON'T
HAVE A KEY?
CARLY: I LEARNED MY LSON.
SONNY: DON'T YOU SEE WHAT
YOU'RE TELLING ME -- THAT
IF YOU HAD A KEY, YOU WOULD GO
THROUGH MY DESK.
CARLY: WHERE DID YOU GET
THAT?
SONNY: BECAUSE EVERY TIME
I SEE THAT UGLY DESK, IT'S GOING
TO REMIND ME THAT I CAN'T
TRUST YOU.
CARLY: WELL, I THINK YOU'RE
JUST GOING TO HAVE TO GET
OVER IT.
SONNY: NO, BECAUSE YOU'RE
GOING TO GET THAT OUT OF HERE
BY THE TIME I GET BACK.
CARLY: OH, SO THAT'S IT?
IT'S JUST END OF DISCUSSION,
BOTTOM LINE?
SONNY: CARLY?
CARLY: WHAT?
SONNY: I GOT A MEETING
WITH A COFFEE BUYER
AT THE GRILL.
CARLY: SO THIS IS -- IT'S
GOING TO ALWAYS BE LIKE THIS?
YOU'RE GOING TO BE A JERK
AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE
THE SCREWUP, AND WE JUST --
SONNY: GIVE ME SOME ROOM
HERE, LL YOU, BECAUSE LAST
TIME I MET WITH THIS GUY, I GOT
ARRESTED.
CARLY: OH.
THAT'S WHEN THAT LITTLE TWIT WAS
SPYING ON YOU FOR THE
GOVERNMENT, RIGHT?
OK, SO YOU'RE DOING DAMAGE
CONTROL.
WHY DON'T YOU LET ME GO
WITH YOU?
WHAT?
SONNY: FORGET ABOUT IT.

FELICIA: OH.
LAURA: COMFORTABLE?
FELICIA: ACTUALLY, THIS COULD
USE A COUPLE OF PILLOWS.
WOULD YOU LIKE A JELLYBEAN?
LAURA: NO.
FELICIA: DID YOU FIND
ANYTHING?
LAURA: NO.
FELICIA: NEITHER DID I.
IS LUKE BACK YET?
LAURA: NO, HE'S NOT, BUT
THAT'S JUST AS WELL.
I THINK -- I THINK THAT WE COULD
USE A LITTLE TIME TOGETHER.
FELICIA: FOR WHAT?
LAURA: SOME HONESTY.
FELICIA: SURE.
LAURA: NOT THAT I DOUBT
YOUR GOOD INTENTIONS, FELICIA --
FELICIA: THANK YOU.
LAURA: BUT, YOU KNOW,
THIS TRIP IS ABOUT LUKE AND ME
FINDING OUR N.
AND IT REALLY DOESN'T HAVE
ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU.
FELICIA: NO, BUT I KNOW
MY WAY AROUND TEXAS.
LAURA: YEAH, I'M NOT EXACTLY
A STRANGER HERE.
FELICIA: I DIDN'T MEAN IT
THAT WAY.
LAURA: I KNOW.
LOOK, CAN WE JUST AGREE THAT
YOU WERE HELPFUL TO US WHEN
WE WERE IN TEXAS AND THAT NOW IT
IS TIME FOR YOU TO GO HOME?
FELICIA: MY MARRIAGE IS
ON THE LINE, LAURA.
I'VE PUSHED MAC AS FAR
AS HE'LL GO.
EVEN FURTHER.
I'VE LEFT MY CHILDREN BEHIND
FOR A SHORT TIME TO HELP
YOU FIND YOUR SON.
LAURA: WHY DON'T YOU CUT
THE BULL?
YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE YOU WANT
TO BE WITH LUKE.

LAURA: YOU'VE BEEN THROWING
YOURSELF AT LUKE FOR MONTHS NOW.
FELICIA: LUKE IS A GOOD
FRIEND OF MINE.
LAURA: THERE IS MORE TO IT
THAN FRIENDSHIP.
AND I REALLY RESENT YOU USING
LUCKY AS YOUR EXCUSE.
FELICIA: LUKE WAS IN AGONY
WHEN HE THOUGHT LUCKY DIED.
I NEVER SAW YOU AROUND.
LAURA: YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
AFTER THE FUNERAL, I WENT
TO LUKE, AND I FOUND HIM
IN THE ARMS OF ANOTHER WOMAN.
GOD, YOU KNOW -- THIS REALLY IS
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
LUKE.
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
THIS PLACE, YOU DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT THAT SWING.
GET UP! PLEASE.
GET UP!
AND YOU BARELY EVEN KNEW MY SON.
AND NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN,
WE CAN'T FIND HIM WITHOUT YOU.
FELICIA: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
BECAUSE HE TOLD ME FIRST,
AREN'T YOU?
LAURA: THAT'S HOW YOU SEE
THIS, ISN'T IT?
FINDING MY SON IS SOME KIND
OF A COMPETITION.
WHOEVER KNOWS THE MOST, WINS.
YOU'RE IN THE WAY HERE.
YOU'RE SLOWING US DOWN.
FELICIA: NO, I THINK YOU NEED
ALL THE HELP YOU CAN GET.
LAURA: BUT CAN'T YOU SEE HOW
YOU BREAK OUR CONCENTRATION?
LOOK, FELICIA, FINDING MY SON IS
HARD ENOUGH WITHOUT HAVING TO DO
IT WITH MY HUSBAND'S NEW
GIRLFRIEND.
NOW, THAT'S JUST A LITTLE MORE
THAN I CAN TAKE.
FELICIA: OH, SO NOW HE'S
YOUR HUSBAND?
WELL, WHERE WERE YOU WHEN IT
MATTERED?
LAURA: EXCUSE ME?
FELICIA: YOU TOOK OFF
WITH LUKE'S WORST ENEMY,
AND THEN STEFAN TURNS OUT TO BE
THE REAL BAD GUY, JUST LIKE LUKE
SAID IN THE FIRST PLACE, SO THEN
YOU START SLINGING "HUSBAND"
AROUND AGAIN AS IF SAYING IT
MAKES IT SO.
LAURA: AND WHAT DIFFERENCE
DOES IT MAKE TO YOU,
FELICIA, IF YOU'RE JUST FRIENDS?
WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE
TO YOUR HUSBAND AND
YOUR CHILDREN?
A FUTURE TOGETHER.
AND MAYBE WE DON'T.
BUT WE SURE AS HELL HAD A PAST
TOGETHER, AND IT DID NOT
INCLUDE YOU.
I AM ASKING YOU TO LEAVE NOW.
LOOK, YOU'VE GOT AN OPPORTUNITY
TO MAKE A GRACEFUL EXIT,
SO TAKE IT.
LUKE: OH.
OH, BOY.
LOOKS LIKE NOBODY'S BEEN IN THAT
STORM CELLAR SINCE WE LIVED
HERE.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
LAURA: I ASKED FELICIA TO GO
HOME.

ROY: SO, HOW DID
YOU RESIGNING GET TO BE
ABOUT ME?
HANNAH: LARKIN AND FORD THINK
THAT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN
BUST SONNY.
WHY?
I DON'T KNOW.
BUT THEY'RE JUST SO DAMN RUDE
ABOUT IT.
ROY: YEAH?
HANNAH: I MEAN LARKIN
PRACTICALLY SAID THAT YOU'RE NOT
WHO I THINK YOU ARE.
ROY: WELL, MAYBE HE'S RIGHT.
I CERTAINLY DON'T HAVE THE SAME
APPETITE TO NAIL SONNY THAT
I ONCE HAD.
HANNAH: REALLY?
ROY: YEAH, WHICH DOESN'T MEAN
I THINK YOU SHOULD GO RUNNING
BACK TO HIM.
I THINK HE'S FLAT OUT BAD
FOR YOU.
BUT HE CAME THROUGH FOR BOBBIE.
HANNAH: I KNEW HE WOULD.
ROY: DON'T WORRY ABOUT THESE
SUITS.
I'LL DEAL WITH THEM.
FOR ALL WE KNOW, LARKIN MIGHT BE
ANGLING TO TAKE CREDIT
FOR THE BUST.
HANNAH: WELL, THAT'S FINE
WITH ME.
THE LONGER IT TAKES TO BUST
SONNY, THE BETTER.
ROY: COME HERE.
HANNAH: I LOVE YOU.
ROY: I LOVE YOU, TOO.

CARLY: HOW DO I LOOK?
SONNY: GOOD, GOOD.
GREAT.
WHAT'S THE OCCASION?
CARLY: DINNER AT THE GRILL.
SONNY: OK, WHAT PART OF "NO"
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
CARLY: THE GRILL IS OPEN
TO THE PUBLIC.
SONNY: OK, THEN ORDER IN.
CARLY: SONNY, I'M NOT EVEN
GOING TO SIT NEXT TO YOU,
SO, YOU KNOW, JUST CALM DOWN.
SONNY: YOU KNOW WHAT?
I SHOULD HAVE NEVER MENTIONED
THAT MEETING.
CARLY: I'M JUST GOING TO GO
AND HAVE MYSELF A STEAK,
MEDIUM RARE.
AND I'LL SIT BY MYSELF AND I'LL
EAT BY MYSELF.
I DON'T MIND.
REALLY, I DON'T.
BUT SHOULD YOU FEEL THAT
YOU NEED HELP WITH THE COFFEE
GUY, YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE COULD
HAVE A LITTLE SIGNAL
OR SOMETHING.
SONNY: YOU ARE THE MOST
HARDHEADED WOMAN I KNOW.
CARLY: ME?
SONNY: MM-HMM, YEAH.
CARLY: AND IF YOU WERE JUST
A LITTLE BIT GIVING, WE WOULDN'T
HAVE THIS PROBLEM.
WE COULD BE SITTING THERE
CHATTING AT THE COFFEE GUY
RIGHT NOW.
SONNY: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
THIS GUY.
AFTER TONIGHT, YOU'RE NOT EVEN
GOING TO SEE HIM AGAIN.
YOU'RE NOT EVEN DRINKING COFFEE
ANYMORE.
CARLY: SO I'LL TELL HIM ALL
ABOUT DECAF.
SONNY: WHY DOES THIS MATTER
SO MUCH TO YOU?
CARLY: I JUST WANT TO SAY
THAT I'M SORRY.
SONNY: YOU SAID IT.
YOU SAID IT, ALL RIGHT?
CARLY: SONNY, I WANT TO HELP,
YOU KNOW?
I MADE A MISTAKE, AND I WANT
TO FIX IT.
SONNY: YOU CAN'T.
CARLY: OK. I CAN'T.
SO GO.
SONNY: NO. WELL --
CARLY: GO, AND I WILL TAKE
A CAB.
I'LL FOLLOW YOU IN ABOUT FIVE
MINUTES.
I'LL SEE YOU THERE.
SONNY: CARLY, I DON'T WANT
YOU OR MY BABY ANYWHERE NEAR
MY BUSINESS.
CARLY: THE COFFEE BUSINESS?
SONNY: YEAH, YEAH.
CARLY: IT'S LEGIT, RIGHT?
SONNY: RIGHT.
CARLY: SO?
AND YOU CAN'T -- I MEAN,
THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO GO
INTO THIS PLACE -- YOU CAN'T GO
BY YOURSELF.
I MEAN, YOU NEED TO LOOK LIKE
A RESPECTABLE BUSINESSMAN,
LIKE A REGULAR BUSINESSMAN,
ESPECIALLY AT THE GRILL.
AND YOU SAID THIS GUY -- LAST
TIME HE SAW YOU, YOU WERE LED
AWAY IN HANDCUFFS, RIGHT?
HE'S PROBABLY REALLY FREAKED OUT
RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
YOU NEED A DIVERSION.
YOU NEED ME.
I CAN DO THIS, SONNY.
I REALLY CAN.
PLEASE?
COME ON.
SONNY: OK.
CARLY: OH, REALLY?
SONNY: DON'T MAKE ME
REGRET IT.
CARLY: I WON'T.
I PROMISE.
WOULD YOU JUST WAIT A MINUTE?
WAIT FOR ME.
SONNY: COME ON. LET'S --
CARLY: AH!
HOLD ON.

MONICA: HAS IT EVER OCCURRED
TO YOU THAT WE MIGHT WANT
TO DEAL WITH SOMETHING OTHER
THAN YOUR MISERY TONIGHT?
A.J.: WELL, YOU KNOW, I USED
TO THINK THAT WHEN YOU LOVE
SOMEONE, YOU LISTEN.
YOU DON'T LIE.
YOU DON'T SLEEP AROUND.
BUT THEN, I THINK WHAT ABOUT MOM
AND DAD?
ALAN: YOU CAN'T HOLD US
RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERY PROBLEM
IN YOUR LIFE.
A.J.: TO YOU, LOVE MEANS
LYING AND CHEATING AND SNIPING
AT ONE ANOTHER, SO WHY DIDN'T
I REALIZE THAT CARLY LOVED ME
ALL ALONG?
MONICA: YOU CANNOT DUMP
YOUR UNHAPPINESS ON US.
EDWARD: AND I WON'T STAND
FOR IT.
THIS FAMILY HAS CODDLED YOU FAR
TOO LONG.
ALAN: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
EDWARD: THERE YOU ARE.
YOU'RE DEFENDING HIM.
YOU CANNOT HELP YOURSELF.
MONICA: ISN'T THERE ANY SUCH
THING AS A PRIVATE DISCUSSION
IN THIS FAMILY?
EDWARD: YOU KNOW, THIS FAMILY
HAS NEVER EXPECTED VERY MUCH
FROM YOU.
MONICA: ISN'T THAT PART
OF HIS PROBLEM?
EDWARD: AND WHEN WE DID,
YOU BUCKLED.
YOU FELL APART.
YOU WON'T FIGHT FOR MICHAEL.
YOU'D RATHER STAY DRUNK.
YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT CARLY IS
BETTER OFF WITH CORINTHOS.
ALAN: OH, FATHER --
EDWARD: AT LEAST HE HAS
A BACKBONE.
A.J.: WELL, WHEN I SEE SONNY,
I'LL LET HIM KNOW YOU APPROVE.

WOMAN: HELLO.
SALESMAN: HELLO.
WOMAN: HMM.
IT'S LOVELY.
MY NAME IS RAE CUMMINGS.
I'M LOOKING FOR A ROLLTOP DESK.
SALESMAN: GOT A COUPLE
OF NICE ONES RIGHT OVER HERE.
RAE: WELL, ACTUALLY, IT'S ONE
IN PARTICULAR THAT I'M
LOOKING FOR.
IT'S -- IT'S QUITE OLD.
I UNDERSTAND IT WAS SOLD
AT AUCTION IN NEW ORLEANS
AND I WAS TOLD THAT MAYBE
YOU MIGHT HAVE BOUGHT IT?
SALESMAN: YES.
RAE: MAY I SEE IT?
SALESMAN: SORRY.
SOLD IT YESTERDAY.
RAE: ALL RIGHT.

HANNAH: THANKS.
TAGGERT: HOW ABOUT SOME
CHAMPAGNE?
HANNAH: OOH.
WHAT ARE WE CELEBRATING?
TAGGERT: YOU DECIDING NOT
TO QUIT THE F.B.I.
HANNAH: CHAMPAGNE IT IS.
A.J.: VODKA ON THE ROCKS.
MAITRE D': WOULD YOU LIKE
TO BE SEATED, SIR?
MAN: UM -- OH, THERE'S
MY PARTY NOW.
TAGGERT: WOULD YOU BE MORE
COMFORTABLE AT MARIO'S?
HANNAH: OH, NO. NO.
UM -- I CAME HERE TO HAVE A GOOD
TIME AND THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING
TO DO.

SONNY: STEVE REYNOLDS,
MY FRIEND, CARLY BENSON.
CARLY, THIS IS STEVE.
CARLY: HOW DO YOU DO?
IT'S REALLY A PLEASURE
TO MEET YOU.
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND THAT I --
I'VE DECIDED TO JOIN YOU GUYS.
STEVE: I'M DELIGHTED.
CARLY: GOOD.
SONNY'S TOLD ME SO MUCH
ABOUT YOU.
I WANTED TO MEET YOU IN PERSON.
STEVE: WELL, OUR LAST MEETING
WAS MEMORABLE.
SONNY: WELL, IT WAS ALL A BIG
MIAKE.
CARLY: AND YOU KNOW,
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE THE KIND
OF TRASH THAT THEY LET
INTO THE F.B.I. THESE DAYS.
SONNY: HEY, WE'RE GOING
TO HAVE A NICE MEETING,
DRINK A LITTLE ESPRESSO.
IT'LL ALL BE FINE.
CARLY: I WONDERED IF I COULD
ASK YOU A QUESTION.
WOULD THAT BE OK?
IT'S ABOUT COFFEE.
STEVE: MM-HMM.
CARLY: I -- I JUST --
I WONDER.
WHY IS COFFEE SO POPULAR NOW?
DO YOU THINK IT'S BECAUSE
OF THE MARKETING OR IS
THE COFFEE REALLY BETTER?
STEVE: I THINK IT'S
BECAUSE OF THE NEW LIDS.

A.J.: HEY.
I SAID HIT ME.

FELICIA: I CAN'T LEAVE UNTIL
WE FIND LUCKY.
YOU UNDERSTAND THAT, RIGHT?
LUKE: YEAH.
FELICIA: IS IT A PROBLEM
FOR YOU IF I'M HERE?
LUKE: UH, NO.
IT ISN'T.
LAURA: WAIT A MINUTE.
DOESN'T MY OPINION COUNT?
DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING
JUST A LITTLE BIT SELFISH HERE?
YOU KNOW, IF Y AND FELICIA
WANT TO BE TOGETHER,
CAN'T YOU DO IT AFTER THIS IS
OVER AND WE'VE FOUND OUR SON
OR NOT?
LUKE: LAURA, I KNOW THIS IS
A DIFFICULT SITUATION.
IT'S VERY COMPLICATED.
BUT CAN WE JUST STAY FOCUSED
ON WHAT'S IMPORTANT?
LAURA: YOU DON'T REALLY
BELIEVE THAT WE NEED FELICIA
TO FIND LUCKY, DO YOU?
LUKE: THIS IS NOT ABOUT
FELICIA.
THIS IS ABOUT OUR KID, RIGHT?
LAURA: I THINK YOU'RE BEING
SO UNFAIR.
YOU ARE ASKING WAY TOO MUCH
OF ME.
FELICIA: SHE'S SO MISERABLE.
I'M SORRY.
LUKE: OH.
DON'T APOLOGIZE TO ME.
FELICIA: OH, SURE.
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN THIS WOULD
HAVE HAPPENED.
LUKE: WELL, YOU KNOW,
IT'S OVER.
IT'S DONE.
LET'S DON'T WASTE TIME
WITH REGRETS.
FELICIA: SO WHAT NOW?
LUKE: WHAT NOW?
UM --
WELL, THERE'S A WATERING HOLE
DOWN BY THE EDGE OF THE PROPERTY
AN ARROYO THAT LUCKY USED
TO LOVE TO PLAY IN Oí
FELICIA: I'LL TAKE
THE ARROYO.
LUKE: OK.
UH -- WAIT.
FELICIA?
THANKS.
I MEAN IT.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]
BOBBIE: BUSY?
ROY: NAH.
I'M JUST
BIDING TIME.
BOBBIE: HOW'D IT GO
WITH THE F.B.I.?
ROY: IT DIDN'T.
BOBBIE: YOU DIDN'T TELL THEM
YOU'RE OUT?
ROY: WHEN I TELL THEM I'M
OUT, I'M BACK IN PENTONVILLE.
BOBBIE: ROY,
I WON'T ACCEPT THAT.

BOBBIE: I WISH YOU'D TOLD ME
THE TRUTH A LONG TIME AGO.
ROY: SO DO I.
BOBBIE: BUT I WON'T GIVE
YOU UP.
I WON'T.
ROY: YOU KNOW, BOBBIE,
EVEN YOU MIGHT HAVE A HARD TIME
STOPPING THE FEDS.
BOBBIE: YOU HAVE ALREADY
GIVEN THEM 20 YEARS.
WHY CAN'T WE JUST WORK
SOMETHING OUT?
ROY: IT'S TOO SIMPLE
A SITUATION TO NEED WORKING OUT.
IF I DON'T BUST SONNY, I'LL GO
TO PRISON.
IT'S CUT-AND-DRIED.
BOBBIE: NOBODY HAS EVER BEEN
ABLE TO MAKE A CASE AGAINST
SONNY.
ROY: YEAH.
IT MAKES THE F.B.I. LOOK BAD.
BOBBIE: SO, YOU'RE
THE FALL GUY?
ROY: NO.
I CUT THE DEAL.
I KNEW THE RISKS.
BOBBIE: SO DON'T TELL
THE F.B.I. ANYTHING.
ROY: IN OTHER WORDS, JUST GO
ON LYING?
BOBBIE: YEAH, IF THAT'S WHAT
IT TAKES TO STAY OUT OF JAIL.
ROY: I HAVE DANCED FOR THESE
GUYS AS LONG AS I'M GOING TO.
I'M FINISHED.
AND I'M GOING TO TELL THEM
SO JUST AS SOON AS I COME CLEAN
WITH CORINTHOS.
BOBBIE: YOU'RE GOING TO TELL
SONNY THAT YOU'RE AN INFORMANT
FOR THE F.B.I.?
ROY: YES, I AM.
BOBBIE: CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE
HOW HE'S GOING TO REACT?
THERE HAS TO BE ANOTHER WAY.+

RAE: YEAH.
I UNDERSTAND.
OF COURSE.
I'M NOT MEANT TO HAVE THIS DESK,
I GUESS.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP.
RAE: IT'S LOVELY.
IS IT PART OF A BIGGER SET?
SALESMAN: YES.
I HAVE IT OUT BACK.
RAE: REALLY?
YOU THINK THAT MAYBE I COULD SEE
IT, IF YOU DON'T MIND?
RAE: "YESTERDAY,
YESTERDAY, YESTERDAY."
HERE IT IS.
&

CARLY: WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW
THAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GRIND
THE COFFEE BEANS.J
STEVE: WAS THE COFFEE
DRINKABLE?
CARLY: OH, IT -- I GUESS
I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS SUPPOSED
TO TASTE LIKE THAT.
IT WAS KIND OF A FUNNY COLOR,
THOUGH.
SONNY: OH, YES.
SHE'S --
[LAUGHTER]
A.J.: YOU IGNORING ME?
BARTENDER: YOU'VE HAD THREE
ALREADY, MR. QUARTERMAINE.
A.J.: I'LL HAVE 300
IF I WANT.
BARTENDER: I'M SORRY.
I HAVE STANDING ORDERS
FROM MR. ASHTON.
A.J.: YOU WANT TO KEEP
YOUR JOB?
POUR ME A DRINK, BUDDY.
BARTENDER: CONSIDER YOURSELF
CUT OFF.
A.J.: WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO, HUH?
I OUGHT TO FIRE YOU RIGHT NOW.
GET OUT OF MY FACE.
SONNY: ALL RIGHT, STEVE.
I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.
STEVE: SOON.
SONNY: YEAH.
CARLY: GREAT TO MEET YOU.
STEVE: BYE-BYE.
CARLY: GOOD NIGHT.
WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL.
SONNY: WELL WHAT?
CARLY: I THINK THAT WENT VERY
GOOD.
SONNY: I DIDN'T GET ARRESTED
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN.
CARLY: HE AGREED TO BUY
YOUR NEXT SHIPMENT, DIDN'T HE?
SONNY: AND YOU THINK YOU HAD
SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT?
CARLY: HELLO?
SONNY: YOU WERE ALL RIGHT.
CARLY: "ALL RIGHT"?
SONNY: WELL, YOU -- YOU KNOW,
YOU MADE A NICE IMPRESSION.
CARLY: AND?
SONNY: AND WHAT?
CARLY: AND AREN'T YOU GOING
TO SAY "THANK YOU"?
SONNY: THANK YOU.
CARLY: AND?
SONNY: WILL YOU STOP
WITH THAT "AND"?
CARLY: AND YOU FORGIVE ME.
SONNY: YOU HELPED
A LITTLE BIT.
CARLY: OH. THAT'S IT?
SONNY: TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.
CARLY: WHERE'S MY PRIME RIB?
SONNY: YOU KNOW WHAT?
CARLY: WHAT?
SONNY: I MAKE IT BETTER
UNSS YOU WANT TO STAY HERE.
CARLY: NO.
HOME IS GOOD.
SONNY: GOOD.
A.J.: SO,
I SEE
THAT SHE TURNED A TRICK FOR YOU,
DID SHE?
SONNY: I CAN SEND
YOU TO PRISON TONIGHT.
I JUST MIGHT DO THAT
IF YOU TEMPT ME.
COME ON, CARLY.
WHOA!
WOMAN: OH, NO.
SONNY: CARLY!

HELENA: WELL,
THIS WILL BE OUR LAST STOP.
AFTER THIS, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
LUCKY: I'M READY.

FELICIA: OH, MY GOD.
THIS IS FRESH.
LUCKY WAS HERE.*
FELICIA: OH!
AH!
HELP!
LUKE!
HELP ME!
OH. OH!
HELP!
OH! HELP!

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RAE: THIS IS YOUR APARTMENT?
JOHNNY: NO.

MAC: FELICIA WILL BE BACK.
MAXIE: DO YOU BELIEVE THAT?

FELICIA: YOU CAN'T HELP ME!
I CAN'T DO THIS!

BOBBIE: IF I HAVE TO CHOOSE
BETWEEN YOU AND SONNY --
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
BOBBIE: I CHOOSE YOU.

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