General Hospital Transcript Monday 2/14/00

Provided by Laura

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACH]
NED: WHAT IF GERTRUDE WALKED
IN HERE?
ALEXIS: I WOULD BE EXTREMELY
UPSET.
JAX: HI, SWEETHEART.
OH, I'M SORRY.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SLEEPING.
CHLOE: HOW CAN I SLEEP?
HI, NED.
HI, ALEXIS.
ALEXIS: HI.
YOUR LOW-DOWN CHEATING HUSBAND
BROUGHT YOU FLOWERS.
CHLOE: OH.
NED: YES, I DID.
JAX: YEAH.
NED: HAPPY VALENTINE'S.
THERE YOU ARE.
CHLOE: OH.
THEY'RE WONDERFUL.
THANK YOU.
NED: YOU'RE WELCOME.
JAX: SO, I HAVE A PROPOSAL.
ALEXIS: OK.
LET'S OPEN UP THE FLOOR.
JAX: I THINK WE SHOULD SPEND
VALENTINE'S NIGHT WITH
THE PERSON WE LOVE.
NED: ANY QUESTIONS?
COMMENTS?
CHLOE: JUST DON'T ASK ME
TO BE THE LOOKOUT.
ALEXIS: HOW ABOUT
A MORATORIUM ON A DISCUSSION
OF TREATMENT OPTIONS?
CHLOE: THAT'S AN EXCELLENT
IDEA.
NED: AGREED.
JAX: ME, TOO.
ALEXIS: WHAT IF GERTRUDE
COMES BY?
JAX: YOU KNOW WHAT?
TOO BAD.
IF WE GET CAUGHT, WE GET CAUGHT.
NED: LADIES?
ALEXIS: FINE BY ME.
CHLOE: IT'S OK WITH ME, TOO.
JAX: THEN I DEDICATE
THIS NIGHT TO REAL LOVE.
NED: HEAR, HEAR.
CHLOE: WHERE, WHERE?
ALEXIS: FUNNY STUFF.
JAX: CHLOE.
CHLOE: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.
NED: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.
ALEXIS: HAPPY
VALENTINE'S DAY.
JAX: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.
OH, HEY, HEY, HEY.
GET OUT OF THERE.
THAT WAS HER.
CHLOE: OH -- THERE YOU ARE.

ELIZABETH: TAMMY, DO YOU NEED
ANYTHING BEFORE I HEAD OUT?
TAMMY: YOU KNOW,
HONEY, ACTUALLY, I WAS GOING
TO ASK YOU TO STICK AROUND.
THERE'S A DANCE AT THE HIGH
SCHOOL TONIGHT, AND I THINK THIS
PLACE IS GOING TO BE SWARMING
WITH KIDS LATER.
ELIZABETH: THAT'S KIND OF WHY
I'D LIKE TO NOT STAY.
TAMMY: YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY.
IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY.
YOU GO AHEAD.
GO ON. I'LL BE FINE.
ELIZABETH: ARE YOU SURE?
TAMMY: YES, I'M POSITIVE.
I KNOW HOW MUCH VALENTINE'S DAY
MEANT TO YOU AND LUCKY.
ELIZABETH: I JUST NEED TO BE
BY MYSELF TONIGHT,
YOU KNOW, REMEMBER LUCKY
IN MY OWN WAY.

EDWARD: I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL
OVER THE HOUSE FOR YOU TWO
LOVEBIRDS.
CARLY: REALLY?
JEEZ, EDWARD, DID IT EVER OCCUR
TO YOU TO LOOK IN THE LIVING
ROOM FIRST?
EDWARD: YOU KNOW, COOK SAYS
IF YOU AREN'T SITTING
AT THE TABLE IN 10 SECONDS FLAT,
SHE'S GOING ON STRIKE AND TAKING
THE PRIME RIB WITH HER.
CARLY: PRIME RIB?
EDWARD: MM-HMM.
CARLY: WHY ARE WE ALL SITTING
AROUND HERE?
A.J.: YOU MUST BE FEELING
BETTER.
EDWARD: I LOVE TO SEE
A HEARTY APPETITE IN A BEAUTIFUL
WOMAN, ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE'S
CARRYING THE NEXT QUARTERMAINE.
LET'S GO.

BOBBIE: WHY DON'T YOU DISCUSS
CARLY'S PREGNANCY WITH CARLY?
SONNY: WE BOTH KNOW CARLY
WILL LIE.
THERE'S NO POINT IN ASKING HER.
BUT YOU'VE BEEN TRYING
TO TELL ME, HAVEN'T YOU?
BOBBIE: IT'S NOT MY PLACE.
SONNY: A.J. AND CARLY DON'T
SLEEP TOGETHER.
JASON HASN'T SLEEP WITH
HER IN YEARS, SO THAT LEAVES ME.
SHE TOLD YOU, DIDN'T SHE?
I'M THE FATHER OF THE BABY?
HUH?
BOBBIE: YES.
YES, YOU ARE THE FATHER.

SONNY: I WASN'T SUPPOSED
TO KNOW?
BOBBIE: CARLY HAS
HER REASONS.
SONNY: THANKS FOR TELLING ME.
I'M GOING TO TAKE CARE
OF THE SITUATION.
BOBBIE: WELL, WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
SONNY: WHAT, DO YOU WANT ME
TO WAIT UNTIL CARLY DOES,
SOMETIME AFTER HELL FREEZES
OVER?
BOBBIE: OH, COME ON, SONNY.
GIVE YOURSELF SOME TIME.
SONNY: TIME FOR WHAT?
FOR HER TO PULL SOME KIND
OF STUNT?
I HAVE AESPONSIBILITY HERE.
BOBBIE: WELL, WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT ABOUT THE NIGHT YOU SLEPT
WITH HER?
HOW RESPONSIBLE WAS THAT?
I MEAN, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE
HAPPENED IF YOU'D TAKEN
FIVE MINUTES TO THINK ABOUT IT.
SONNY: YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW
THAT?
BOBBIE: DID YOU EVER CONSIDER
PROTECTION?
SONNY: I'M NOT SAYING I DID
THE RIGHT THING, BOBBIE --
BOBBIE: I MEAN, COME ON.
DID YOU LEARN ANYTHING
FROM STONE AND ROBIN?
DO YOU THINK NONE OF THIS
APPLIES TO YOU?
SONNY: THE WHOLE NIGHT
WAS A MISTAKE.
BOBBIE: NO, YOU --
YOU AND YOUR RESPECT
AND YOUR HONOR.
WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE RESPECT
FOR MY DAUGHTER
OR FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND?
HAS IT OCCURRED TO YOU THAT
JASON WOULD BE HERE RIGHT NOW
IF NOT FOR YOU AND CARLY?
SONNY: I THINK ABOUT IT EVERY
DAY.
BOBBIE: AND MICHAEL --
MICHAEL'S GOT ONE MORE HUGE HOLE
IN HIS LIFE.
HE'S GOT ONE MORE BIG FIGHT THAT
HE'S STUCK RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF --
SONNY: CAR--
BOBBIE: AND ALL BECAUSE
THE TWO OF YOU DIDN'T STOP
AND THINK.
SONNY: CARLY AND I WILL PAY
FOR ALL MISTAKES, NOT MICHAEL
AND NOT MY CHILD.
BOIE: THAT'S A CROCK,
AND YOU KNOW IT.
SONNY, HAS IT OCCURRED
TO YOU THAT WHAT IS BEST
FOR THIS BABY MIGHT BREAK
YOUR HEART?
GIVE YOURSELF SOME TIME, HUH?
COME ON.
THE WORST THING YOU CAN POSSIBLY
DO IS GO OUT TONIGHT AND DO
SOMETHING RASH WITHOUT THINKING
THINGS THROUGH.
SONNY: ANYTHING ELSE?
BOBBIE: NO.
SONNY: THANKS FOR TELLING ME
THE TRUTH.
BOBBIE: HEY, DON'T MAKE ME
REGRET IT.

MIKE: HEY.
NOW, WHY ISN'T A PRETTY GIRL
LIKE YOU OUT ON THE TOWN
TONIGHT?
ELIZABETH: HAPPY
VALENTINE'S DAY.
MIKE: YEAH.
WHOA.
POOR KID WALKS RIGHT PAST ME
AND I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT
LUCKY.
I AN, NO WONDER SHE LOOKED
UPSET.
THIS HAS GOT TO BE A TERRIBLE
NIGHT FOR HER.
TAMMY: YEAH, WELL,
THAT MAY BE.
BUT, YOU KNOW, ELIZABETH,
SHE KNOWS WHAT REAL LOVE IS,
AND THAT COUNTS FOR SOMETHING.
SO, WHAT CAN I GET YOU?
MIKE: HOW'S ABOUT I SPRING
FOR LOBSTER AT THE GRILL?
TAMMY: TONIGHT?
MIKE: WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE
YOU'RE EXACTLY SWAMPED AROUND
HERE.
TAMMY: WELL, IT'S NOT EXACTLY
LIKE YOU'VE GIVEN ME ADVANCE
NOTICE.
THIS PLACE IS GOING TO BE
SWARMING WITH KIDS.
MIKE: I HIT IT BIG
AT THE TRACK TONIGHT, 16-1.
TAMMY: OH.
WELL, THEN WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE HAVE DINNER HERE?
MIKE: THAT WORKS FOR ME --
UM -- ON ONE CONDITION.

JAX: SO DON'T YOU TWO HAVE,
LIKE, AN ANNUAL VALENTINE'S
DATE?
NED: YOU TOLD HIM ABOUT THAT?
ALEXIS: I DON'T KEEP
ANY SECRETS FROM MY HUSBAND.
I THINK HE WANTS US TO LEAVE.
NED: NOT UNTIL I GIVE MY WIFE
HER PRESENT.
CHLOE: OH, PRESENTS.
I LOVE THAT.
NED: LET ME OPEN IT UP.
ALEXIS: I THINK --
CHLOE: CASHMERE. YES?
NED: MM-HMM.
ALEXIS: CASHMERE?
I THINK YOU OUGHT TO REFER
TO THAT AS EGGPLANT, RIGHT?
NED: YES, SO YOU'LL STAY
WARM.
A SHAWL.
CHLOE: OH, I LOVE IT.
BUT I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
FOR YOU.
NED: THE FACT THAT YOU'RE
WITH US IS ALL I COULD ASK FOR.
JAX: OK, BYE-BYE.
ALEXIS: OK, BYE-BYE.
I GUESS YOU DON'T WANT
YOUR ELECTRIC SOCKS.
OOPS.
GUESS WHAT I GOT YOU
FOR VALENTINE'S DAY.
JAX: ELECTRIC SOCKS?
ALEXIS: THEY'RE RECHARGEABLE.
JAX: WOW. THAT'S -- THAT'S --
THAT'S GREAT.
ALEXIS: FOR WHEN YOU RUN
AT THE CRACK OF DAWN AND IT'S
900 DEGREES BELOW ZERO.
HE HATES THEM.
JAX: NO.
THEY'RE INTERESTING, YEAH.
CHLOE: WHAT IF HE RUNS
THROUGH A MUD PUDDLE?
ALEXIS: IF I WERE YOU,
I WOULDN'T RUN THROUGH
A MUD PUDDLE.
JAX: I MIGHT GET
ELECTROCUTED.
I'LL DODGE THE MUD PUDDLE.
NED: IT'LL HELP.
JAX: LISTEN, IF I GIVE
YOU YOUR PRESENT, WILL YOU GUYS
LEAVE?
ALEXIS: YES.
NED: WAIT, WAIT,
DIVORCE PAPERS?
WAIT A SECOND.
CHLOE: WHAT, YOU'RE DIVORCING
ALEXIS ON ACCOUNT OF A PAIR
OF SOCKS?
JAX: NOPE.
NED: LET'S SEE.
ALEXIS: IT'S AN ACRE
OF RAIN FOREST.
JAX: WHEN WE WERE
IN THE SAHARA, YOU SAID THAT
YOU WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO BE
IN A RAIN FOREST, SO --
ALEXIS: AND IT'S PROTECTED
AND EVERYTHING.
THANK YOU.
JAX: YOU'RE WELCOME.
ALEXIS: OH.
NED: WELL, IF WE EVER NEED
TO DISAPPEAR --
JAX: YEAH, THE CASSADINES
WILL NEVER FIND YOU.
CHLOE: BUT WE WILL.
JAX: OK, WELL,
THANKS FOR DROPPING BY.
ALEXIS: OK, OK, WE'RE GOING,
WE'RE GOING, WE'RE GOING.
NED: OK, WE'RE LEAVING.
JAX: SEE YOU.
CHLOE: HAVE A WONDERFUL
NIGHT.
ALEXIS and NED: YOU, TOO.
NED: HAPPY VALENTINE'S.
CHLOE: BYE.
JAX: HUH.
I THOUGHT THEY'D NEVER LEAVE.
CHLOE: ME, NEITHER.

CHLOE: I WISH I HAD
A VALENTINE'S DAY PRESENT
FOR YOU.
JAX: WELL --
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
JAX: YOU DO.
CHLOE: WHAT?
JAX: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
CHLOE: JAX?
JAX: YEP.
CHLOE: THAT DOESN'T SMELL
LIKE HOSPITAL FOOD.
JAX: ISN'T THIS WHAT
YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN ME?
CHLOE: WELL, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THIS IS.
JAX: ALL RIGHT,
SIT RIGHT THERE.
CHLOE: OH, OK.
JAX: WOULD YOU LIKE TO FIND
OUT WHAT IT IS?
CHLOE: YEAH.
MMM, ROASTED GARLIC?
JAX: RIGHT.
CHLOE: UH -- CHICKEN,
WITH THYME?
NO -- ONE OF THE OTHER SWEET
HERBS.
JAX: THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH.
CHLOE: PORTOBELLOS?
JAX: MM-HMM.
CHLOE: UH --
RED PEPPER SAUCE.
JAX, YOU DIDN'T.
IT'S THE LITTLE RESTAURANT
IN ROME.
YOU DIDN'T.
JAX: WELL, YOU KNOW,
CARL AND SIGRID -- THEY LOVED
THAT PLACE, SO --
CHLOE: JAX, YOU DIDN'T FLY
ALL THIS IN FROM THERE.
JAX: WEREN'T YOU PLANNING
TO TAKE ME TO ROME FOR
VALENTINE'S ANYWAY?
CHLOE: YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE.
JAX: OH,
I SAVED YOU THE TRIP.
CHLOE: HMM.
JAX: OOH. HERE.
CHLOE: OH.
I DON'T THINK I'M READY
FOR PASTA YET.
JAX: OK.
LET ME FEED YOU, THEN.
CHLOE: OK.
JAX: I'LL START WITH
A MUSHROOM.
THERE WE GO.
OPEN WIDE.
CHLOE: OH.
MMM.
JAX: GOOD?
CHLOE: MORE, PLEASE.
JAX: OK.

TAMMY: YOU GOT ALL OF THIS
OUT OF THAT KITCHEN?
MIKE: YEAH.
A LITTLE CHICKEN, SOME GARLIC,
A SPLASH OF WINE FROM
THE FRIDGE, LOTS OF LEMON,
AND PLENTY O' BUTTER.
TAMMY: WOW!
MIKE: WELL --
TAMMY: HMM.
MIKE: DO YOU LIKE IT?
TAMMY: YOU ARE A REAL CHEF.
MIKE: WELL, YOU MIGHT WANT
TO MENTION THAT TO MY SON.
TAMMY: OH, PLEASE.
LET'S FORGET ABOUT SONNY.
YOU CAN COOK FOR ME ANYTIME.
MIKE: YEAH?
WELL, I INTEND TO TAKE YOU UP
ON THAT.
TAMMY: OH.
EMILY: OH. OH.
HI, TAMMY. HEY, MIKE.
MIKE: HEY.
TAMMY and JUAN: HEY.
JUAN: WE ARE DYING
FOR A MILK SHAKE.
TAMMY: WHAT, THE DANCE IS
OVER ALREADY?
MIKE: HEY, GUYS,
THE LADY IS IN THE MIDDLE
OF DINNER.
JUAN: OH, I'M SORRY.
EMILY: OH, I DIDN'T EVEN
REALIZE THAT ELIZABETH WASN'T
HERE.
SORRY.
TAMMY: WELL, NO.
ACTUALLY, YOU JUST MISSED HER.
MIKE: TAMMY'S A LITTLE
SHORT-HANDED TONIGHT, SO WHY
DON'T YOU JUST FEND
FOR YOURSELVES?
JUAN: SURE.
EMILY: YEAH.
JUAN: NO PROBLEM.
EMILY: WE'LL CLEAN UP.
TAMMY: HEY, THAT DANCE DIDN'T
LAST VERY LONG, DID IT?
JUAN: WE DUCKEOUT KIND
OF EARLY.
EMILY: YEAH.
THE MUSIC WAS REALLY LAME.
JUAN: YEAH, NO FEELING,
KIND OF MECHANICAL.
EMILY: NO HEART,
UNLIKE SOMEONE I KNOW WHO'S
A MILLION TIMES BETTER.
JUAN: YEAH, RIGHT.
OK. LET'S GO.
MIKE: DO YOU --
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO MAKE
MILK SHAKES FOR A BUNCH
OF TEENAGERS ON
VALENTINE'S NIGHT?
I MEAN, WHY DON'T YOU TURN
THE PLACE OVER TO THEM AND GO
DANCING WITH ME?
TAMMY: OH, MIKE.
YOU KNOW THAT BOBBIE AND LUKE
ARE COUNTING ON ME TO DO THIS.
MIKE: TAMMY,
BOBBIE AND LUKE -- THEY'D BE
THE FIRST ONES OUT THAT DOOR.
COME ON.
YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT.
HUH?
HMM?
TAMMY: OK.
BUT YOU GOT TO GIVE ME A FEW
MINUTES TO CHANGE, OK?
MIKE: YOU GOT IT.
TAMMY: ALL RIGHT.
[MUSIC PLAYS]

ROY: HEY, THERE.
HI.
BOBBIE: HI
ROY: YOU OK?
BOBBIE: YEAH.
IS MY BROTHER BACK BY SOME
MIRACLE?
ROY: OH, DON'T I WISH.
CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING?
BOBBIE: YEAH.
WHITE WINE?
ROY: YOU'RE FEELING WILD,
HUH?
CAN I GET A CHARDONNAY OVER
HERE, CLAUDE?
CLAUDE: SURE.
ROY: WOULD YOU MIND
COVERING ME FOR A SECOND?
CLAUDE: NO PROBLEM.
ROY: THANK YOU, MAN.
TAKE A LOAD OFF.
ALL RIGHT.
BOBBIE: I TOLD SONNY.
ROY: YEAH, I THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT.
BOBBIE: SO I'M AFRAID
I'VE MADE A BAD SITUATION EVEN
WORSE.

EDWARD: WOULD YOU LIKE
YOUR VALENTINE'S PRESENT?
LILA: OH, YES, DEAR. PLEASE.
EDWARD: HA-HA.
HERE YOU ARE.
CARLY: OH. WOW.
LILA: OH.
EDWARD: REMEMBER, FROM THAT
LITTLE SHOP WE FOUND OFF
FIFTH AVENUE?
AND HERE'S THE MUSIC THAT
WE DANCED TO ALL THAT SUMMER.
LILA: OH.
HOW LOVELY.
THANK YOU, DEAR.
THANK YOU.
EDWARD: SO,
HAPPY VALENTINE'S, AND I LOVE
YOU.
SO, AM I THE ONLY PERSON HERE
WHO REALIZES THAT IT'S
VALENTINE'S DAY?
MONICA: NO, YOU'RE NOT.
THOSE BEAUTIFUL ROSES ARE
FROM ALAN.
SO IS THIS NECKLACE.
CARLY: YEAH, IT'S GORGEOUS,
REALLY GORGEOUS.
EDWARD: YOU COULDN'T GET
HER A REGULAR STRAND OF PEARLS?
FIVE PEARLS -- WHAT KIND
OF A GIFT IS THAT, ALAN?
ALAN: ONE FOR EACH YEAR SHE'S
BEEN CANCER FREE.
EDWARD: OH --
WELL, THAT'S DIFFERENT, MM-HMM?
MONICA: AREN'T YOU GLAD
I'M STILL AROUND, ED?
A.J.: CARLY?
CARLY: THANK YOU.
THINK I'M GOING TO LIKE THIS
LITTLE TRADITION.
MONICA: NO DOUBT.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
EDWARD: REGINALD,
SEND THEM AWAY.
NO GUESTS TONIGHT.
TONIGHT, IT'S QUARTERMAINES
ONLY.
MONICA: THANK YOU.
CARLY: OH.
LOOK AT THIS.
A.J.: YES.
CARLY: WOW.
A.J.: IT'S A CHARM
FROM HAWAII, A CHARM
FOR MICHAEL.
CARLY: OH.
A.J.: PLENTY OF ROOM
FOR OUR NEW CHILD AND CHILDREN
TO COME.
CARLY: WELL, I LOVE IT.
THANK YOU, A.J.
MONICA: I GUESS HE'S NOT
SPRINGING FOR THE FANCY GIFTS
ANYMORE.
CARLY: UH.
AND WE WILL HAVE YEARS AND YEARS
FOR YOU TO BUY ME CHARMS FOR IT.
A.J.: AND I LOOK FORWARD
TO IT.
[EDWARD TAPS GLASS]
EDWARD: AHEM.
THE VERY HEART
OF THE QUARTERMAINE FAMILY IS
IN THIS ROOM TONIGHT --
THOSE OF US WHO ARE BRAVE ENOUGH
AND STRONG ENOUGH TO STAY
MARRIED.
WE'RE THE FOUNDATION ON WHICH
THIS FAMILY IS BUILT.
SO, TO ALL THE QUARTERMAINES
HERE AND TO ALL THE
QUARTERMAINES TO COME.
HEY. HEY.
HOW'D YOU GET HERE?
LILA: MR. CORINTHOS.
WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE.
SONNY: I'M SORRY,
MRS. QUARTERMAINE.
NO ONE ANSWERED THE DOOR.
I JUST LET MYSELF IN.
EDWARD: WELL, YOU CAN JUST
LET YOURSELF OUT.
SONNY: I NEED TO SPEAK
TO CARLY ALONE.
EDWARD: NO,
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES.
MONICA: YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS
HERE.
ALAN: I'LL SHOW YOU THE DOOR.
CARLY: WHY DON'T I JUST SEE
WHAT HE WANTS?
I MEAN, IT'LL JUST TAKE
A MINUTE, RIGHT?
A.J.: NO, NO --
CARLY: NO, COME ON!
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
I'M SURE IT'NOT A BIG DEAL.
A.J.: WHY WOULD YOU WANT
TO SPEAK TO MY WIFE?
SONNY: WHY?
BECAUSE
SHE'S PREGNANT WITH MY CHILD.

MONICA: DIDN'T I TELL
YOU SOMETHING LIKE THIS WOULD
HAPPEN?
ALAN: WHAT, YOU BELIEVE
THAT CRIMINAL?
A.J.: GET OUT.
EDWARD: I WON'T HAVE
THIS LUDICROUS FILTH
IN MY HOUSE.
CARLY: HEY, YOU KNOW,
WELL, MAYBE THERE'S BEEN
A MISUNDERSTANDING OR SOMETHING.
WHY DON'T YOU GUYS JUST GIVE US
A MINUTE SO WE CAN TALK?
SONNY: TOO LATE, CARLY.
CARLY: WELL, YOU CAN'T JUST
COME IN HERE LIKE THIS.
SONNY: NO?
CARLY: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY
THINGS.
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
A.J.: I TOLD YOU TO GET
THE HELL OUT OF HERE, SONNY!
SONNY: MRS. QUARTERMAINE,
I'M VERY SORRY --
MONICA: OH, FOR GOD'S SAKES!
EDWARD: I WILL NOT HAVE LILA
SUBJECTED TO THIS.
LILA: I'M STAYING, EDWARD.
CARLY: HEY, WHY CAN'T
YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?
SONNY: YOU TELLING ME
IT'S NOT MY KID?
TELL ME IT'S NOT MY KID.
CARLY: I'M TELLING
YOU THIS BABY'S GOT NOTHING
TO DO WITH YOU.
SONNY: YOU DON'T SLEEP
WITH YOUR HUSBAND, DO YOU?
A.J.: ALL RIGHT,
THAT'S ENOUGH!
SONNY: AND JASON WOULDN'T
HAVE YOU.
CARLY: SHUT UP!
GET OUT, SONNY!
SONNY: BUT YOU COULDN'T CLIMB
INTO MY BED --
CARLY: SHUT --
SONNY: FAST ENOUGH LAST
DECEMBER, RIGHT?
ALAN: DID JASON PUT YOU UP
TO THIS?
EDWARD: YOU CAN'T PROVE
A THING.
SONNY: I'LL GET A COURT ORDER
FOR A BLOOD TEST!
EDWARD: CALL THE ATTORNEY
RIGHT NOW, A.J.
SONNY: BUT WE DON'T --
WE DON'T REALLY NEED A BLOOD
TEST, DO WE?
BECAUSE WE BOTH KNOW WHAT
IT'S GOING TO PROVE.

MIKE: OH, WOW.
JUAN: WOW. CHECK IT OUT.
EMILY: THINK THEY'RE IN LOVE?
MIKE: YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.
TAMMY: THANK YOU.
JUAN: I ALMOST DIDN'T
RECOGNIZE YOU.
I MEAN, BECAUSE YOU LOOK SO NICE
AND EVERYTHING.
TAMMY: WELL, THANK YOU, JUAN.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A GENTLEMAN
TO SAY SO.
EMILY: TAMMY, IS THERE
ANYTHING WE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT
THIS PLACE?
TAMMY: BE SURE TO LOCK
THE PLACE UP.
EMILY: WE WILL.
TAMMY: AND DROP THOSE OFF
FIRST THING FOR ME, OK?
JUAN: NO PROBLEM.
EMILY: OK.
TAMMY: ALL RIGHT.
JUAN: THANKS.
MIKE: WELL, YOU KIDS HAVE
A GREAT NIGHT, OK?
EMILY: WE WILL.
TAMMY: BYE.
OH, HERE.
DO YOU KNOW THAT THIS TIME LAST
YEAR I WAS SNOWED IN AT LUKE'S?
MIKE: WELL, HERE'S
TO A BETTER VALENTINE'S NIGHT.
TAMMY: THANK YOU.
MIKE: MM-HMM.
TAMMY: READY?
MIKE: READY. LET'S GO.
JUAN: SO --
EMILY: YEAH.
JUAN: HERE WE ARE.
EMILY: YEP, ALL BY OURSELVES.
JUAN: NO PARENTS, NO TAGGERT.
EMILY: OOH.
DO YOU THINK HE MIGHT SHOW UP?
JUAN: IF HE DOES,
HE'LL JUST THINK THE PLACE
IS CLOSED.
EMILY: SO, DID HE EVER HAVE
THAT LITTLE CHAT WITH YOU?
JUAN: NO, NOT YET.
EMILY: YOU THINK
HE'S NERVOUS?
JUAN: I DON'T KNOW WHY.
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE'S GOING
TO SAY.
EMILY: YEAH? WHAT?
JUAN: "RESPECT EMILY."
EMILY: WHICH YOU DO.
JUAN: "USE PROTECTION."
EMILY: RIGHT. DUH.
JUAN: BUT ALL THAT OTHER
STUFF IS JUST BETWEEN YOU AND I.
EMILY: YOU KNOW,
LAST VALENTINE'S DAY,
I SPENT IT MAKING A COMPLETE
FOOL OUT OF MYSELF IN FRONT
OF NIKOLAS, AND
IZABETH HAD LUCKY, AND I WAS
JUST WONDERING IF THERE WAS EVER
GOING TO BE ANYBODY FOR ME.
NOW I KNOW.
EMILY: SO, WHAT'D YOU GET ME
AS A VALENTINE'S DAY PRESENT?
JUAN: OH, I'M SORRY.
I'M JUST SO BAD AT THIS,
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO GET YOU,
AND THEN I --
EMILY: SHH.
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I WANT.

ROY: SO CORINTHOS ASKED
YOU POINT-BLANK?
BOBBIE: YEAH.
ROY: WELL, YOU HAD NO CHOICE
BUT TO TELL HIM.
BOBBIE: I TOSSED IN A LITTLE
LECTURE ON RESPONSIBILITY.
ROY: AND I BET HE LOVED THAT.
BOBBIE: WELL, I MEANT
EVERY WORD.
ROY: YOU WANTED HIM TO KNOW
FOR A LONG TIME, AND NOW
HE DOES.
BOBBIE: YEAH.
BUT MAYBE I WAS WRONG.
MAYBE I LOST MY DAUGHTER.
ROY: NO, I DOUBT THAT.
BOBBIE: CARLY DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT LIES COST.
NOT REALLY.
BUT I DO.
IF I HAD KNOWN THE TRUTH
20 YEARS AGO --
SECRETS SHOULDN'T BE KEPT,
ROY, NOT IF THEY GET IN THE WAY
OF LOVE.
[MUSIC STOPS]
ROY: WHAT THE HELL?
BOBBIE: ROY?
ROY: CLAUDE?
CLAUDE: I DIDN'T DO IT.
ROY: DON'T WORRY, FOLKS.
I'M SURE THERE'S
A LOGICAL EXPLANATION.
CLAUDE: LIGHTS ARE STILL
ON ACROSS THE STREET.
ROY: MAYBE IT'S JUST A SHORT
OR SOMETHING.
EVERYBODY --
BOBBIE: HEY, WHO WAS SUPPOSED
TO PAY THE ELECTRIC BILL, ROY?
ROY: UH --
BOBBIE: YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY
GIVE IT TO LUKE, DID YOU?
ROY: HE SWORE HE'D MAIL IT.
BOBBIE: OH, YOU BELIEVED HIM?
ROY: I PUT A STAMP ON IT
AND EVERYTHING.
BOBBIE: WELL, DIDN'T
THEY SEND ANY NOTICES?
ROY: I DON'T KNOW.
I'VE BEEN BUSY.
OH, GOD.
BOBBIE: I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
ROY: LISTEN, FOLKS,
I'M SORRY TO SAY IT,
BUT WEE GOING TO HAVE TO CALL
IT A NIGHT.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO CLOSE UP.
BOBBIE: ANY IDEA WHERE
THE REST OF THE CANDLES ARE?
ROY: YEAH, I THINK
THEY'RE BEHIND THE BAR.
LISTEN, SORRY ABOUT THIS.
BUT, YOU KNOW,
IT'S VALENTINE'S NIGHT,
AND YOU GUYS CAN THINK
OF SOMETHING BETTER TO DO,
I'M SURE.
LISTEN,
IF YOU BRING A CANDLE BACK,
YOU'LL GET A FREE DRINK NEXT
TIME, OK?
EXCEPT DON'T MENTION IT TO LUKE,
IF YOU WOULD.
MAN: OK.
ROY: YOU GUYS DRIVE SAFE, OK?
YEAH.
REALLY SORRY ABOUT THIS.

ROY: YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO STAY AND DO THAT.
BOBBIE: WELL, WHO HELPED ME
CLEAN UP AFTER MY WEDDING THAT
NEVER WAS?
ROY: THAT WAS HARDLY
COMPARABLE.
BOBBIE: WELL, IT'S THE LEAST
I CAN DO.
ROY: THANKS.
I APPRECIATE IT.
ROY: DO YOU REMEMBER
THAT VALENTINE'S DAY
AT THE CAMPUS DISCO?
BOBBIE YEAH, WHEN YOU KEPT
THE PLACE OPEN TILL DAWN.
ROY: ONE OF OUR BETTER
NIGHTS.
BOBBIE: YEAH.
WASN'T THAT AGAINST ABOUT SIX
DIFFERENT LAWS?
ROY: ALL I REMEMBER IS
YOUR DRESS.
BOBBIE: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW LONG I SHOPPED FORHAT
DRESS?
DAYS. WEEKS.
ROY: IT WAS WORTH IT.
IT WAS EXTREMELY RED AND HAD
NO STRAPS.
BOBBIE: IT WAS UP TO HERE.
ROY: NOT TO MENTION.
BOBBIE: YEAH, SO WHO DID
I END UP DANCING WITH ALL NIGHT?
ROY: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
BOBBIE: I MEAN, DID YOU EVER
WONDER WHY I KEPT DRAGGING
MY POOR BROTHER OUT
ONTO THE DANCE FLOOR?
ROY: WELL, YEAH, KIND OF.
BOBBIE: YOU KNOW, YEAH, YEAH.
I KEPT DOING THAT SILLY DISCO
SPIN RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.
ROY: YES.
BOBBIE: I WAS TRYING TO GET
YOUR ATTENTION.
ROY: IT WAS VERY CUTE.
I WAS IN EXTREME DISTRESS.
BOBBIE: DID IT EVER OCCUR
TO YOU TO MAYBE ASK ME TO DANCE?
ROY: WHAT CAN I TELL YOU?
I MADE A LOT OF MISTAKES BACK
THEN.

ELIZABETH: LUCKY.

CHLOE: NOT ANOTHER BITE.
JAX: NOT EVEN ANOTHER
PORTOBELLO?
CHLOE: NO, I'M WAITING
FOR DESSERT BECAUSE I FIGURE
IT'LL BE SOMETHING SPECTACULAR.
JAX: DEFINE "SPECTACULAR."
CHLOE: CHOCOLATE IMPORTED
FROM BELGIUM.
JAX: FRESH FROM
THE SUPERMARKET DOWN THE STREET.
CHLOE: WE CAN'T MAKE S'MORES
IN THE HOSPITAL ROOM.
JAX: SURE WE CAN.
WE JUST GOT TO BE REALLY
CAREFUL.
CHLOE: WELL, WHAT IF WE SET
SOMETHING ON FIRE?
JAX: WE'RE NOT GOING
TO ANYTHING ON FIRE.
TRUST ME.
CHLOE: I DO.
I DO TRUST YOU, JAX.
I TRUST YOU WITH MY LIFE.
WE'VE BEEN GIVEN ANOTHER CHANCE,
AND I WANT TO MAKE THE BEST
OF IT.
JAX: SO DO I.
COME HERE.

[RAIN FOREST SOUNDS]
ALEXIS: VERY PRIMAL.
NED: WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
YOUR FIRST ANNUAL VALENTINE'S
GIFT WOULD COME IN SO HANDY?
I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU WANTED
TO TAKE A VACATION.
ALEXIS: AND, YOU KNOW,
THAT SOUND MACHINE IS REALLY
VERY GOOD.
IT'S THE NEXT BEST THING
TO BEING THERE.
HONEST. THANKS.
I FEEL VERY RELAXED.
NED: GOOD.
YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE
I'VE WASTED LITTLE MUCH --
A LITTLE TOO MUCH OF THE YEAR
BEING DEVIOUS.
ALEXIS: OH, I THINK IT'S VERY
SEXY WHEN YOU'RE DEVIOUS.
JUST DON'T EVER LIE TO ME.
NED: AND WHEN I THINK ABOUT
ALL THE TIME DEVOT TO THIS
WHOLE GERTRUDE CHARADE --
ALEXIS: I THINK IT WAS A LOT
OF FUN.
OK, TALK IS CHEAP.
WHERE'S MY PRESENT?
NED: ALEXIS,
HAPPY THIRD ANNUAL
VALENTINE'S DAY.

CARLY: FORGET THE BLOOD TEST.
LILA: OH, CARLY.
CARLY: THE BABY --
IT'S YOURS, SONNY.
MONICA: WELL, I KNEW YOU WERE
A TRAMP, BUT SONNY CORINTHOS?
ALAN: HOW LONG YOU BEEN
SLEEPING WITH HIM?
MONICA: THAT'S WHY
JASON LEFT, IST IT?
A.J.: HOW MANY TIMES
YOU SLEEP WITH MY WIFE, SONNY?
SONNY: ONCE.
ALAN: YOU EXPECT US
TO BELIEVE THAT?
MONICA: JASON FOUND OUT.
CARLY: YEAH.
MONICA: YES, AND HE LEFT
BECAUSE OF Y.
CARLY: NOT JUST BECAUSE
OF ME.
MONICA: WELL, LET ME TELL
YOU AND SONNY, YOU MAKE
A PERFECT COUPLE.
SONNY: ALL I CARE ABOUT
IS MY CHILD.
CARLY: WELL, I'LL LET
YOU KNOW WHEN IT GETS HERE.
SONNY: NOW, WE CAN DO THIS
EASY OR WE CAN DO IT HARD,
BUT I WILL BE PART OF MY CHILD'S
LIFE STARTING RIGHT NOW.
EDWARD: HOW DO WE KNOW
YOU AREN'T LYING, BOTH OF YOU?
SONNY: WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
EDWARD: YOU'LL HAVE TO PROVE
TO ME THAT A.J. IS NOT
THE FATHER.
A.J.: THE BABY ISN'T MINE.
EDWARD: WHAT?
SONNY: THERE YOU GO.
A.J.: IT'S NOT MINE.
I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT WAS.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
AND NEITHER DID ANY OF YOU.
NOT REALLY.
YOU ALL THOUGHT IT WAS JASON'S.
YOU WANTED IT TO BE JASON'S.
FINE.
I CAN DEAL WITH THAT.
JASON TOOK MY KID, SO I WAS
GOING TO RAISE HIS.
I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING FORWARD
TO RAISING JASON'S CHILD.
BUT THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL
I'M GOING TO RAISE YOURS, SONNY.
SONNY: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
A.J.: YOU KNOW, EVERYONE,
THEY ALL TRIED TO WARN ME ABOUT
YOU, YOU KNOW,
WHAT A TRAMP YOU WERE,
HOW YOU WERE GOING TO RUIN
MY LIFE.
I WOULDN'T LISTEN.
I GAVE YOU A CHANCE, AND THIS IS
HOW YOU REPAY ME?
CARLY: I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T
WANT TO BE HERE.
A.J.: I DON'T CARE WHAT
YOU WANT, CARLY.
I HAVEN'T FOR A LONG TIME.
YOU DON'T BELONG HERE.
YOU NEVER REALLY DID.
YEAH, SURE, MAYBE YOU WERE A FIT
WITH JASON OR THIS LOSER
ON A LEAN NIGHT.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, BABY?
YOU AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
NO WAY.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LIVE IN THIS
HOUSE, AND YOU ARE NOT GOING
TO RAISE MY SON.
NOW YOU GET OUT!
CARLY: I'M NOT LEAVING
WITHOUT MICHAEL.
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]
THE TOUCH,
THE FEEL OF COTTON
THE FABRIC OF OUR LIVES
A.J.: THERE'S NO WAY
YOU'RE TAKING MICHAEL
FROM THIS HOUSE.
CARLY: WHAT'S IT GOING
TO TAKE TO MAKE YOU GIVE UP,
A.J.?
WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO DO
TO YOU?
ALAN: MAYBE TOSSING OUT CARLY
OUT ISN'T THE BEST SOLUTION.
MONICA: ARE YOU ON DRUGS
AGAIN?
ALAN: WELL, WHAT WOULD HAVE
HAPPENED IF I WOULD HAVE THROWN
YOU OUT THE FIRST TIME YOU SLEPT
WITH SOMEBODY -- OR THE SECOND
OR THE THIRD?
MONICA: THAT'S DIFFERENT.
EDWARD: WE HAVE TO CONSIDER
MICHAEL'S NEEDS.
CARLY: MICHAEL NEEDS ME.
A.J.: NOT ANOTHER WORD,
CARLY.
I MEAN IT.
MONICA: I'M NOT HAVING
HER LIVE IN MY HOUSE.
EDWARD: BUT NOTHING IS
AS IMPORTANT AS MICHAEL.
MONICA: WHAT ABOUT A.J.?
HOW DO YOU EXPECT HIM TO LIVE
WITH THIS NIGHTMARE?
ALAN: WHOEVER SAID THAT CARLY
WAS THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENED
TO THIS FAMILY?
EDWARD: OH, THAT'S YOUR MAIN
CONCERN, ISN'T IT?
TRYING TO PROVE ME WRONG?
SONNY: MY CHILD WILL NOT BE
BROUGHT UP LIKE THIS,
AND NEITHER SHOULD MICHAEL.
CARLY: AND WHY DO YOU THINK
I WANT OUT?
A.J.: HEY, WHO DO YOU THINK
YOU ARE, SONNY?
SONNY: JUST TAKE EASY
FOR ONE SECOND THERE, OK?
MONICA: OR WHAT, SONNY?
YOU'LL SHOOT UP THE PLACE?
LILA: MR. CORINTHOS AND CARLY
NEED A MOMENT.
ALAN: MOTHER, YOU HAVE A GIFT
FOR THE UNDERSTATEMENT.
LILA: THEN I WANT
YOU TO LEAVE.
SONNY: I WILL.
I WILL, MRS. QUARTERMAINE.
I'M SORRY.
I SHOULD HAVE DONE BETTER.
EDWARD: I DON'T WANT
YOU SPEAKING TO HIM.
MONICA: I DON'T KNOW WHY
I HAVE TO LEAVE.
IT'S MY HOUSE.
ALAN: I GAVE IT TO YOU.
A.J.: JUST BE QUIET.
EDWARD: A.J., WHY DIDN'T
YOU SEE THIS COMING?
I TOLD YOU ALL ALONG THAT
WE WERE GOING TO HAVE --
CARLY: YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO
THIS.
SONNY: TAKE CARE OF THAT
BABY.
CARLY: I WOULD NEVER
HURT MY --
SONNY: DON'T SAY ANYTHING.
I'LL BE BACK.
BE HERE.

ELIZABETH: LUCKY --
LUCKY, I MISS YOU.
I MISS YOU ALMOST ALL THE TIME.
I'VE TRIED NOT TO,
BUT IT DOESN'T WORK.
AND THAT'S OK BECAUSE IT JUST
MEANS YOU'RE STILL WITH ME.
YOU,
WHAT WE HAD,
THE PROMISES WE MADE HERE --
"YOU'VE GOT MY HEART.
IT'S A PERMANENT LOCK.
EVERYTHING I AM IS IN LOVE
WITH YOU.
MY SOUL, MY MIND,
MY BODY, AND MY SPIRIT.
AND IT'S NEVER GOING TO CHANGE.
I PLEDGE MYSELF TO YOU.
TODAY.
FOREVER."
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE IN MY HEART.
BYE, LUCKY.

EMILY: GO AHEAD.
JUAN: ARE YOU SURE
THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT
FOR VALENTINE'S?
EMILY: MORE THAN ANYTHING.
JUAN: WE GOT THE NIGHT
DON'T HESITATE
SEEMS LIKE THE TIME

CHLOE: I THINK IT'S BURNING.
JAX: YEAH.
IT'S NOT TOO BAD.
CHLOE: OH.
JAX: READY?
HERE IT COMES.
OH, SQUISH.
JAX: MMM.
CHLOE: MMM.
JAX: OH, THAT'S GOOD.
CHLOE: THAT'S PERFECT.
I WISH I COULD SEE YOU RIGHT
NOW.
JAX: DON'T WORRY. YOU WILL.
LONG BEFORE NEXT
VALENTINE'S DAY.
OK?

NED: YOU LIKE IT?
I PICKED IT OUMYSELF.
ALEXIS: WOW.
NED: NOW, I'M IN,
YOU KNOW, NO RUSH, YOU KNOW,
FOR --
ALEXIS: OH, I KNOW.
I KNOW, YEAH.
NED: I JUST --
ALEXIS: I --
NED: CAN'T IMAGINE WAKING UP
WITH ANYONE ELSE, EVER.
ALEXIS: OH, WELL,
ME, NEITHER. I --
NED: YOU CAN PUT IT
ON YOUR RIGHT HAND.
ALEXIS: OH, THANK YOU.
I WOULD REALLY LIKE THAT.
NED: OF COURSE YOU WOULD.
GIVE ME YOUR ARM.
NED: I LOVE YOU, ALEXIS.
AND WHENEVER YOU LOOK AT THAT --
ALEXIS: I'LL KNOW.

BOBBIE: WELL?
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE FINISHED.
ROY: HMM.
NOT QUITE.
BOBBIE: WHAT ELSE?
BOBBIE: HAS THAT BEEN BACK
THERE ALL ALONG?
ROY: I DIDN'T WANT TO USE UP
THE BATTERIES.
[MUSIC PLAYS]
ROY: YOU KNOW, I --
I'M THE KIND OF GUY, IT TAKES ME
A WHILE, BUT I CATCH
ON EVENTUALLY.
WILL YOU DANCE WITH ME?
BOBBIE: I THOUGHT
YOU'D NEVER ASK.

>> HEARTS OF FIRE
CREATES LOVE DESIRE
TAKE YOU HIGH AND HIGHER
TO THE WORLD YOU BELONG
HEARTS OF FIRE
CREATES LOVE DESIRE
HIGH AND HIGHER
TO YOUR PLACE ON THE THRONE
WE'VE COME TOGETHER
ON THIS SPECIAL DAY
TO SING OUR MESSAGE
LOUD AND CLEAR
LOOKING BACK WE'VE TOUCHED
ON SORROWFUL DAYS
FUTURE PASS
THEY DISAPPEAR
YOU WILL FIND
YOU WILL FIND
PEACE OF MIND
IF YOU LOOK WAY DOWN
IN YOUR HEART AND SOUL
DON'T HESITATE
'CAUSE THE WORLD SEEMS COLD
STAY YOUNG AT HEART
'CAUSE YOU'RE NEVER
NEVER OLD AT HEART
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
THAT'S THE WAY
THAT'S THE WAY
OF THE WORLD

>> STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM
THE NEXT "GENERAL HOSPITAL."

>> ON THE NEXT
"GENERAL HOSPITAL" --

HELENA: WE HAVE UNFINISHED
BUSINESS.
NIKOLAS: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

STEFAN: I'M GOING TO ASK YOU
TO MARRY ME.

LUKE: MY KID WAS HERE.
I CAN FEEL IT.

MAC: TELL HIM TO TELL FELICIA
THAT THE GIRLS NEED THEIR MOTHER
AND I NEED MY WIFE.

A.J.: CARLY'S GOT TO GO.

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