General Hospital Transcript Thursday 12/30/99

Provided by Laura

CHLOE: NOW, THIS IS THE WAY
TO CELEBRATE A MILLENNIUM.
JAX: WHAT DID YOU LIKE BEST
SO FAR?
CHLOE: BEING WITH YOU.
JAX: REALLY?
BETTER THAN THE FIREWORKS
IN SYDNEY?
CHLOE: MUCH.
JAX: MORE FUN THAN DANCING
THE STREETS OF AMSTERDAM?
CHLOE: INFINITELY MORE.
JAX: MORE ROMANTIC THAN
THE TAJ MAHAL?
CHLOE: NO CONTEST.
JAX: HMM.
CHLOE: JAX, THANK
YOU FOR PLANNING ALL OF THIS.
I MEAN, IT'S TRULY BEEN THE MOST
SPECTACULAR CELEBRATION EVER.
EVER.

NED: HAVE YOU HEARD
FROM OUR WAYWARD SPOUSES?
ALEXIS: THEY CALLED
FROM THE TAJ MAHAL.
NED: IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
ALEXIS: THEY SOUNDED
DOWNRIGHT GIDDY.
NED: LEAVE IT TO JAX,
THE MASTER OF OVERKILL.
YOU KNOW, NO ONE NEEDS TO GO
AROUND THE WORLD TO HAVE A GOOD
TIME.
ALL YOU NEED IS THE RIGHT PERSON
IN THE RIGHT PLACE.
ALEXIS: SPEAKING OF WHICH,
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET HERE?
NED: AS SOON AS I MAKE SURE
THAT MIKE AND GERTRUDE ARE
ON THAT E.L.Q. JET TO MANHATTAN.
OH, HERE HE IS NOW.
SEE YOU SOON.
MIKE: WELL, WHAT DO
YOU THINK?
NED: VERY, VERY CONVINCING.
MIKE: IT SHOULD BE.
YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT A GOOD
SUIT COSTS THESE DAYS?
NED: YES, BUT A GENTLEMAN
OF YOUR FINANCIAL STANDING
DOESN'T WORRY ABOUT THE PRICE.
ALL YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT IS
SHOWING GERTRUDE THE BEST TIME
SHE'S EVER HAD IN HER LIFE.
MIKE: OH, I'M ON IT.
THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
NED: ARE YOU READY TO GIVE
THIS YOUR BEST EFFORT?
MIKE: ABSOLUTELY.
NED: IT'S SHOW TIME.

BOBBIE: HI, TAMMY.
TAMMY: HEY.
BOBBIE: HEY, DIDN'T YOU HAVE
A DATE TONIGHT?
TAMMY: YEAH, WELL,
HE SUDDENLY HAD A LAST-MINUTE
BUSINESS MEETING, SO -
BOBBIE: ON NEW YEAR'S EVE?
WOW.
MUST BE IMPORTANT.
TAMMY: WELL, SO HE SAYS.
BOBBIE: I'M SORRY, HONEY.
I KNOW YOU WERE LOOKING FORWARD
TO IT.
TAMMY: THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
BOBBIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
BOBBIE: WELL, LUCAS IS
ON A SLEEPOVER AND I DON'T
REALLY HAVE ANYTHING TO DO,
SO I THOUGHT I'D OPEN UP
THE DINER IN CASE ANYBODY WANTED
TO COME IN.
TAMMY: YOU KNOW WHAT?
GREAT MINDS -- BECAUSE I WAS
THINKING THE SAME THING.
I'M TELLING YOU, YOU KNOW WHAT
I THINK?
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?
I THINK WE ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE
IN PORT CHARLES TONIGHT WHO
DON'T HAVE ANY PLANS.
BOBBIE: WELL --
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CELEBRATING
THE MILLENNIUM WITH MY NEW
HUSBAND.
BUT I AM NOT GOING TO FEEL SORRY
FOR MYSELF.
TAMMY: GOOD.
BOBBIE: SO, GIRLFRIEND,
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET ALL
DRESSED UP AND GO OUT TO DINNER
TONIGHT WITH ME?
TAMMY: WELL, THAT SOUNDS VERY
GOOD TO ME.
BOBBIE: OK.
PORT CHARLES GRILL?
TAMMY: WELL, YEAH.
ON A NIGHT LIKE THIS, WE DESERVE
NOTHING LESS.
BOBBIE: I'LL MEET YOU THERE.
TAMMY: I'LL MEET YOU THERE.
BYE.
OH, BOBBIE -- I'M REALLY GLAD
WE'RE DOING THIS.
BOBBIE: ME, TOO.
BOBBIE: OH, HI, LIEUTENANT.
I'M SORRY, BUT WE'RE CLOSED.
TAGGERT: OH, I'M HERE TO PICK
UP A FRIEND.
BOBBIE: OH.
WELL, I FIGURED.
YOU LOOK NICE.
TAGGERT: THANK YOU.
SO DO YOU.
BOBBIE: HAVE FUN.
TAGGERT: YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
HANNAH: THANK YOU.
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO
THIS?
TAGGERT: THERE'S THIS FRIEND
OF MINE WHO'S BEEN SPENDING
A LOT OF TIME IN THE PAST
LATELY, THINKING ABOUT WHAT WAS.
I WANT TO MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T
DO THAT ON NEW YEAR'S EVE.

ELIZABETH: I SWEAR IT STILL
FEELS LIKE WE'RE FLYING.
JASON: YOU SAID YOU WANTED
TO GO FAST.
THAT WAS FAST.
ELIZABETH: YEAH, BUT IT WAS
MORE, WASN'T IT?
I MEAN, I'M NOT JUST IMAGINING
THAT?
JASON, I COULD BARELY BREATHE.
JASON: MAYBE YOU WERE SCARED
THAT I WAS GOING TO LOSE CONTROL
OF THE BIKE.
ELIZABETH: OK.
NO, I COULD FEEL YOU LAUGHING.
YOU LO IT, DON'T YOU?
JASON: ALMOST AS MUCH
AS YOU DO.
COME ON, LET'S GET YOU INSIDE.
IT'S FREEZING.
ELIZABETH: YOU UP FOR SOME
HOT CHOCOLATE?
OR, HEY, I HAVE SOME SOUP
I COULD HEAT UP.
JASON: MMM, SOUP.
NO, THANKS.
ELIZABETH: YOU OK?
DID YOU FIGURE OUT ANY OF THOSE
THINGS YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO FIGURE OUT?
JASON: UH --
NO, I DIDN'T -- I DIDN'T REALLY
FIGURE OUT ANYTHING.
I'M JUST GOING BACK TO WHAT
I KNOW.
I'M HOPING THAT WORKS.
ELIZABETH: WELL, IF YOU NEED
ANYTHING --
JASON: I DID.
TONIGHT WAS IT.
ELIZABETH: FOR ME, TOO.
IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU, I'D BE
SOMEWHERE IN A ROOM FULL
OF PEOPLE WITH A NEW DRESS ON,
SMILING.
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU FOUND ME
AT JAKE'S LAST SUMMER --
MAYBE YOU DIDN'T SAVE MY LIFE,
BUT YOU DEFINITELY MADE IT
BETTER.
ELIZABETH: HAPPY NEW YEAR'S.
JASON: HAPPY NEW YEAR.
ELIZABETH: GOOD NIGHT.
JASON: GOOD NIGHT.

LESLEY LU: DADDY!
LUKE: HELLO, ANGEL.
WHAT A WONDERFUL SURPRISE THAT
WAS.
HI, HI.
LAURA: HI.
LUKE: HI.
SO, WHY DO PEOPLE -- I HAVE
A RIDDLE FOR YOU.
WHY DO PEOPLE CELEBRATE
NEW YEAR'S EVE?
DO YOU KNOW?
I DON'T, EITHER.
I WAS HOPING YOU COULD ANSWER
THAT.
I WAS JUST CHECKING TO SEE
IF BOBBIE WAS HERE.
BUT SHE'S GONE HOME ALREADY,
I GUESS.
LAURA: OH.
DO YOU TWO HAVE SOMETHING
SPECIAL PLANNED FOR TONIGHT?
LUKE: NO.
NO, I'M GOING TO LAY LOW.
MILLENNIUM SEEMS LIKE A GOOD
TIME FOR REFLECTION.
LESLEY LU: DADDY,
WHAT'S A MILLEMIAN?
LUKE: A MILLENNIUM IS
1,000 YEARS.
THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF HISTORY.

JASON: YOU GOT BUSINESS HERE?
WHY YOU LOOKING AT THAT
BUILDING?
HEY.
JASON: TELL ME!
WHY WERE YOU LOOKING AT THAT
BUILDING?

CHLOE: DIDN'T NED SAY MIKE
WAS TAKING GERTRUDE
TO TIMES SQUARE TONIGHT?
JAX: YEAH, THAT WAS THE PLAN.
CHLOE: WELL, WHAT HAPPENS
IF WE RUN INTO THEM?
JAX: COME ON, CHLOE.
THERE'LL BE OVER 100,000 PEOPLE
THERE.
THE CHANCES ARE VIRTUALLY NILL.
CHLOE: YEAH, BUT WHAT HAPPENS
IF WE DO?
ALL THE SACRIFICES EVERYONE HAS
MADE WILL BE FOR NOTHING.
JAX: YOU'RE REALLY WORRIED
ABOUT THIS?
CHLOE: YES.
JAX: ALL RIGHT, THEN WHAT DO
YOU SUGGEST?
CHLOE: GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.
JAX: FOR INSTANCE?
CHLOE: ANYWHERE I CAN BE
ALONE WITH YOU.
JAX: AND WHAT ABOUT
CELEBRATING THE MILLENNIUM?
CHLOE: I GUESS WE'LL HAVE
TO FIND SOME OTHER WAY.
JAX: ALL RIGHT.
HOLD ON.
CHLOE: WHERE ARE WE GOING?
JAX: SOUTH.

MIKE: GERTRUDE.
YOU LOOK RAVISHING.
GERTRUDE: OH.
LIKEWISE.
MIKE: WELL, ARE YOU READY
TO HEAD OUT TO THE AIRPORT?
MY PILOT IS ON STANDBY,
AND WE'RE READY TO TAKE OFF.
GERTRUDE: WELL, I'M NOT SURE
THIS DATE IS SUCH A SMART IDEA.
MIKE: ANY SPECIAL REASON?
GERTRUDE: WELL, ALL THIS
Y2K BROUHAHA HAS MADE ME
A NERVOUS WRECK.
AND, WELL, YOUR PLANE HAS
A COMPUTER, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT
COULD HAPPEN.
MIKE: I UNDERSTAND
COMPLETELY.
LISTEN, IF YOU WOULD LIKE
TO RESCHEDULE, YOU NAME
THE DATE.
GERTRUDE: OH, NO, I WOULDN'T
DREAM OF RESCHEDULING.
I WOULD JUST RATHER DINE HERE
THAN IN NEW YORK.
WOULD THAT BE ALL RIGHT
WITH YOU?
MIKE: BEING FLEXIBLE IS ONE
OF MY STRENGTHS.
GERTRUDE: WELL, I'LL REMEMBER
THAT.

EDWARD: YOU GET THAT FIXED,
AND WE'LL BE IN THE BAR.
NED: GRANDFATHER.
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
EDWARD: WELL, NED, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE BY YOURSELF
ON NEW YEAR'S EVE?
WHERE'S YOUR LOVELY BRIDE?
NED: CHLOE IS IN MILAN
FOR AN EMERGENCY BUSINESS
MEETING.
SOMETHING ABOUT A SHORTAGE
IN THE SUEDE MARKET.
EDWARD: WELL, OUR TIMING
COULDN'T BE BETTER.
YOU CAN JOIN THE FAMILY
CELEBRATION WHEN THIS TABLE'S
READY.
NED: OH, NO, THANK YOU.
I'D LOVE TO, BUT I HAVE OTHER
PLANS, UNFORTUNATELY.
EDWARD: NO, I REFUSE TO TAKE
NO FOR AN ANSWER.
LET ME BUY YOU A DRINK
IN THE BAR.
COME ON.
NED: WELL, THEN -- YOU KNOW
WHAT?
THEN MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE A SEAT
RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THEY MIGHT
GIVE AWAY THE TABLE.
EDWARD DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
I OWN THE HOTEL.
NED: WE'RE A VERY LARGE
PARTY.
I MEAN, IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG,
IT'LL TAKE HOURS BEFORE WE GET
ANOTHER TABLE.
I THINK --
EDWARD: DOES THAT MEAN YOU'LL
STAY?
NED: FOR A WHILE.
EDWARD: ALL RIGHT, GOOD.
COME ON, EVERYONE.
WE'LL HAVE DRINKS AT THE TABLE.
COME ON.
MONICA: ALL RIGHT.
A.J.: YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GOING TO SEE WHAT'S KEEPING
CARLY.
EDWARD: ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GO OVER HERE.

MIKE: SO LUCKILY THE MAYOR'S
AN OLD GOLFING BUDDY OF MINE,
SO HE KEPT ME UP-TO-DATE
ON THE NUMBERS.
SO, IN THE END, MY BID WAS
EXACTLY ONE DOLLAR OVER
THE NEAREST COMPETITOR'S.
GERTRUDE: OH, DEAR.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
OH, DEAR.
SONNY: YOU OK, MIKE?
MIKE: I'M FINE.
FINE.
THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN.
SONNY: WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU DON'T WANT TO SPEAK TO ME?
GERTRUDE: DO YOU TWO KNOW
EACH OTHER?
MIKE: OH, YEAH.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, WE DO.
LOOK, I KNOW YOU HAVE PLANS.
I DON'T WANT TO KEEP YOU.
SONNY: ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW
WHAT?
I ALWAYS HAVE TIME FOR DEAR OLD
DAD.
HELLO.
SONNY CORINTHOS.
GERTRUDE: GERTRUDE MORGAN.
SONNY: HOW ARE YOU?
GERTRUDE: I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU HAD A SON.
MIKE: I WOULD HAVE TOLD
YOU EVENTUALLY.
GERTRUDE: MIGHT I INQUIRE WHY
THE TWO OF YOU HAVE DIFFERENT
LAST NAMES?
SONNY: WELL, MY DAD,
HE CHANGED HIS NAME
BECAUSE HE WAS --
HE WAS ASHAMED OF ME.
GERTRUDE: OH, NOW, WHAT COULD
YOU HAVE DONE THAT WAS SO AWFUL?
SONNY: I JOINED THE WRONG
FRATERNITY IN COLLEGE.
MIKE: MY SON HAS A RATHER
UNIQUE SENSE OF HUMOR.
GERTRUDE: SO, ARE YOU IN REAL
ESTATE DEVELOPMENT LIKE
YOUR DAD?
SONNY: REAL ESTATE
DEVELOPMENT.
AH.
MIKE: HE KNOWS THAT
I GENERALLY DON'T LIKE
TO DISCUSS WORK.
GERTRUDE: REALLY?
I CAN'T GET HIM TO STOP TALKING
ABOUT IT.

NED: WHERE'S GRANDMOTHER?
MONICA: OH, EDWARD INSISTED
THAT SHE STAY HOME.
EDWARD: I WAS JUST BEING VERY
CAUTIOUS ABOUT HER HEALTH.
MONICA: OH, PLEASE.
EMILY: SO, DOES ANYONE KNOW
WHAT JASON'S DOING FOR
THE NEW YEAR'S?
EDWARD: MUST WE DISCUSS THAT
DELINQUENT?
EMILY: OH.
WELL, I WAS JUST ASKING,
YOU KNOW, BECAUSE GRANDMOTHER
WENT TO VISIT HIM LAST YEAR,
AND I JUST, YOU KNOW,
WANTED TO SEE IF SHE WAS GOING
THIS YEAR OR NOT.
ALAN: EMILY, THAT'S ENOUGH.
EMILY: I WAS JUST ASKING
A QUESTION.
EDWARD: YOUNG LADY,
DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW WHEN
YOU'RE PROVOKING ME.
NOW, IT'S BAD ENOUGH
FOR YOUR GRANDMOTHER TO SPEND
MONEY, LET ALONE RISK
HER HEALTH --
MONICA: EDWARD --
EDWARD: TO GO VISIT THAT
HOODLUM --
MONICA: EDWARD, COULD WE SKIP
THE TIRADE?
EDWARD: ALL RIGHT.
GET YOUR DAUGHTER UNDER CONTROL.
OH, A.J., HERE YOU ARE.
HEY, WHERE'S CARLY?
A.J.: OH, SHE THINKS THAT
MICHAEL'S COMING DOWN
WITH SOMETHING AND WENT HOME
TO BE WITH HIM.
EDWARD: NOW, THAT'S
RIDICULOUS.
YOU GO AFTER HER AND BRING
HER BACK.
NED: OR GO AFTER
HER AND DON'T COME BACK.
A.J.: I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
CARLY AND I WILL CELEBRATE
PRIVATELY WHEN I GET HOME.
EDWARD: OH.

GERTRUDE: YOUR FATHER HAS
BEEN TELLING ME ABOUT HIS ISLAND
CASINO.
HAVE YOU BEEN THERE?
SONNY: YOU HAVE AN ISLAND
CASINO?
YOU KNOW, IT'S THE FIRST TIME
I EVER --
TAGGERT: WE DON'T HAVE
TO STAY IF YOU DON'T WANT TO.
SONNY: WELL --
SORRY FOR BARGING IN
ON YOUR EVENING.
HAPPY NEW YEAR.

CHLOE: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
JAX.
I KNEW YOU WOULD COME UP
WITH SOMETHING SPECTACULAR.
LOOK AT THIS.
OH.
JAX.
OH.
OUR OWN PRIVATE GARDEN.
JAX: YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED
THE BEST FEATURE YET.
CHLOE: WHAT'S THAT?
JAX: THERE'S NO BEAR SKIN
RUG.
CHLOE: OH, THAT SKY AND THOSE
STARS.
THAT BREEZE.
THIS IS TRULY THE MOST PERFECT
PLACE TO START A NEW CENTURY.
JAX: AND YOU'RE THE PERFECT
PERSON TO START IT WITH.
CHLOE: HAPPY MILLENNIUM, JAX.
JAX: HAPPY US.
SONNY: WAIT --

JASON: WHY WERE YOU WATCHING
THAT BUILDING?
MAN: I WASN'T.
JASON: HUH?
YOU BETTER START TALKING TO ME.
WHY ARE YOU SO NERVOUS?
WHY WERE YOU WATCHING THAT
BUILDING?
ROY: I'VE SEEN THIS GUY
AROUND THE WAREHOUSE.
HE AND A PAL BEAT ME UP ONCE
ON SOREL'S ORDERS.
JASON: YOU WANT TO RETURN
THE FAVOR?
ROY: I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER
ASK.
YOU EVER HAD TROUBLE COUGHING?
YOU EVER HAD TROUBLE BREATHING?
MAN: THERE'S A --
ROY: THERE'S A WHAT?
MAN: THERE'S A BOMB UNDER
THE TABLE SET TO GO OFF.

MIKE: IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST
SIGHT.
THE MINUTE I LOOKED IN THOSE BIG
BROWN EYES AND SAW THOSE
PERFECTLY SHAPED LEGS, I KNEW
I HAD TO HAVE HER.
GERTRUDE: WAS IT A SUCCESSFUL
RELATIONSHIP?
MIKE: SHE LOST EVERY RACE
SHE EVER ENTERED.
BUT EVER SINCE THEN, I'VE BEEN
HOOKED ON THE TRACK.
GERTRUDE: WHAT WAS HER NAME?
MIKE: ORIGINAL SIN.
GERTRUDE: OH, WELL,
I'LL DRINK TO THAT.
MIKE: BARTENDER?

BOBBIE: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
TAMMY: YEAH.
BOBBIE: WELL, DOES IT HAVE
SOMETHING TO DO WITH MIKE?
WAS MIKE SUPPOSED TO BE
YOUR DATE TONIGHT?
TAMMY: BOBBIE, HE SAID HE HAD
A BUSINESS MEETING, WHICH IS
THE SAME EXCUSE HE USED THE LAST
TIME I SAW HIM WITH THAT WOMAN.
BOBBIE: OH, HONEY, I'M SORRY.
YOU WANT TO LEAVE?
TAMMY: YEAH.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
SUDDENLY I JUST -- I JUST DON'T
FEEL VERY HUNGRY ANYMORE.

MIKE: GERTRUDE, I AM SORRY,
BUT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO CUT
THIS SHORT.
GERTRUDE: FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES,
WHY?
MIKE: LOOK, I DIDN'T MENTION
IT TO YOU BECAUSE I THOUGHT
I COULD SKIP IT, BUT I HAVE
A BUSINESS PARTNER IN MANHATTAN.
WE'RE DOING A DEVELOPMENT
ON THE UPPER WEST SIDE,
AND HE NEEDS ME TO REVIEW
THE PLANS, SO --
GERTRUDE: I COMPLETELY
UNDERSTAND.
MIKE: YOU DO?
GERTRUDE: WELL, IT'S JUST
LIKE MY LATE HUSBAND, HERBERT.
HE ALWAYS FELT THAT NO MEETING
WOULD WORK UNLESS HE WAS THERE.
BUT THEN I CONVINCED HIM
OTHERWISE.
NO, MIKE, IT'S NEW YEAR'S EVE,
AND --
MIKE: LOOK, I WISH -- I WISH
THERE IS SOME WAY I COULD BE
IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE,
BUT UNFORTUNATELY THERE ISN'T.
LOOK, I PROMISE -- I PROMISE
I'LL MAKE THIS UP TO YOU.

JUAN: THIS IS MUCH BETTER.
NO OFFENSE TO YOUR FAMILY,
OF COURSE.
EMILY: WELL, THAT'S WHY
I BROUGHT UP JASON.
I FIGURED THAT IF I WAS BRATTY
ENOUGH, THEY'D MOVE US
TO ANOTHER TABLE.
JUAN: AH, VERY SLICK.

EDWARD: GERTRUDE.
COME IN.
ARE YOU CELEBRATING
THE MILLENNIUM HERE TONIGHT?
GERTRUDE: WELL, THAT WAS
MY INTENTION, BUT MY SO-CALLED
DATE THOUGHT BUSINESS WAS MORE
IMPORTANT.
NED: YOU MEAN HE LEFT?
GERTRUDE: YES, HE JUST GOT UP
AND WALKED OUT.
BUT THAT'S WHAT I GET
FOR TRUSTING SOMEONE I BARELY
KNOW.
WELL, ENJOY YOUR DINNER,
FOLKS, AND HAPPY NEW YEAR.
EDWARD: OH, NONSENSE.
YOU ARE STILL A MEMBER OF THIS
FAMILY.
YOU'LL JOIN US.
GERTRUDE: WELL, IF YOU DON'T
THINK I'D BE INTRUDING.
EDWARD: OF COURSE NOT.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, PEOPLE?
ALAN: ABSOLUTELY.
IT'LL BE OUR PLEASURE.
GERTRUDE: WELL, IF
YOU INSIST.

SONNY: COME ON, COME .
CARLY: HELLO?
CAN ANYBODY HEAR US?
WE'RE IN THE ELEVATOR.
SONNY: I'LL TRY THE ALARM.
CARLY: I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING.
SONNY: MAYBE THE PROBLEM'S
ELECTRICAL.
I DON'T KNOW.
CARLY: THAT'S LOVELY.
THIS IS JUST LOVELY.
THE QUARTERMAINES MANAGE TO TRAP
ME AGAIN.
HELLO!
WE'RE STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR!
SONNY: HEY, CARLY, TAKE IT
EASY.
GETTING ALL WORKED UP IS NOT
GOING TO HELP ANYTHING.
CARLY: DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT
IF WE DON'T GET OUT OF HERE
YOUR FACE IS GOING TO BE
THE FIRST ONE I SEE INHE NEW
MILLENNIUM?
SONNY: WELL, IT DOESN'T MAKE
MY CENTURY, EITHER.
CARLY: COULD I JUST ASK
YOU SOMETHING?
SONNY: NOT TONIGHT.
CARLY: WHY DID JASON FORGIVE
YOU AND NOT ME?
SONNY: ASK HIM.
CARLY: HOW DID YOU MANAGE
TO CONVINCE HIM IT WAS MY FAULT,
SONNY?
SONNY: BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT,
CARLY.
IT'S NOT GOING TO MATTER RIGHT
NOW.
CARLY: WELL, IT'S NOT TRUE.
YOU KNOW, IF ANYBODY'S TO BLAME
FOR IT, IT'S YOU.
SONNY: EXCUSE ME.
CARLY: I WAS THE VULNERABLE
ONE, YOU KNO
SONNY: OPEN --
CARLY: I WAS SCARED.
I WAS CONFUSED.
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING.
YOU WERE -- YOU WERE COMPLETELY
IN CONTROL.
YOU SAW AN OPPORTUNITY TO TAKE
ME, AND YOU TOOK IT.
SONNY: I'M GOING TO TELL
YOU FOR THE LAST TIME,
CARLY -- KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
CARLY: WHY IS THAT, SONNY?
YOU CAN'T FACE WHAT YOU DID?
SONNY: YOU DON'T --
CARLY: YOU BETRAYED YOUR BEST
FRIEND, AND NOW IT'S BUSINESS
AS USUAL.
IT'S ALL -- YOU KNOW WHAT?
DON'T PRETEND WITH ME
BECAUSE YOU'RE PROUD
OF YOURSELF --
SONNY: ENOUGH, NOW!
ENOUGH!

[MUSIC PLAYS]
SINGER: THERE'S NO MORE
WAITING
HOLDING OUT FOR LOVE
YOU ARE MY GODSEND
THAT I HAVE BEEN
FOREVER DREAMING OF
MY ANGEL FROM ABOVE
HEAVEN KNOWS
SINGERS: I'M HEAD
OVER HEELS
AND IT SHOWS
I'VE PLAYED EVERY FIELD
I SUPPOSE
SINGER: BUT THERE'S
SOMETHING ABOUT YOU
SINGERS: WHEN YOU'RE AROUND
BABY, I HAVE FOUND
SINGER: I GET LOST
IN YOU
WHAT IS THIS FEELING
I'VE NEVER KNOWN BEFORE?
THAT I SHOULD DARE TO
SWEAR UNTO
SURRENDER EVERMORE
THAT'S WHAT I CAME HERE FOR
HEAVEN KNOWS
SINGERS: I'M HEAD
OVER HEELS
AND IT SHOWS
I'VE PLAYED EVERY FIELD
I SUPPOSE
BUT THERE'S SOMETHING
ABOUT YOU
WHEN YOU'RE AROUND, BABY
I HAVE FOUND
SINGER: I GET LOST
IN A WONDERFUL DAZE
SINGERS: LOST IN
YOUR WONDERFUL WAYS
SINGER: HEAVEN KNOWS

[BANGING ON DOOR]
JASON: ELIZABETH,
THERE'S A BOMB.
YOU HAVE TO GET OUT.
COME ON.
ELIZABETH: WHAT --
JASON: COME ON, COME ON.
LET'S GO. COME ON.
ELIZABETH: JASON --
JASON: LET'S GO.
HURRY.

ROY: OH, WELL, LOOK AT YOU,
YOU NASTY LITTLE BASTARD.

ELIZABETH: OK, JASON,
HOLD ON.
JASON -- JASON, WAIT.
WHERE'S ROY?
JASON: JUST STAY HERE, OK?
ELIZABETH: NO, NO, NO, NO.
YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE.
JASON: I GUESS HE'S TRYING
TO DEFUSE THE BOMB.
ELIZABETH: OK, BUT YOU CAN'T
GO IN THERE.
JUST -- JUST CALL 911,
ALL RIGHT?
JASON: OK. HERE.
PUT THIS ON.
JASON: AH!
IT'S BUSY.

ROY: ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE ME
A WIRE?
GIVE ME A WIRE.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU SOLDERED?
YOU SCREWED IN THERE?
WHAT IS IT?
OK.
GROUND.
GOT TO BE THE GROUND, RIGHT?
GOT TO BE.
IS THAT THE GROUND, BOY?
TALK TO ME.
GOT TO BE.
UNLESS A MORON MADE YOU.
WHO MADE YOU?
A SMART GUY OR A DUMB GUY?
SMART GUY OR DUMB GUY?
TALK TO ME, BOY.
ROY: OK.
WHAT DOES IT HAVE?
GONE.
OK.
GREEN IS FOR GROUND, RIGHT?
SMART GUY, GREEN IS FOR GROUND.
GOT TO BE.
AH!

JASON: COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON.
DAMN IT.
STUPID --
BOBBIE: ELIZABETH --
HI, JASON.
ELIZABETH: BOBBIE --
BOBBIE, SOMEBODY SET A BOMB
IN MY STUDIO, AND ROY'S TRYING
TO DEFUSE IT.
BOBBIE: ROY?
JASON: NO, NO, NO, NO --
BOBBIE, BOBBIE --
BOBBIE: JASON, JASON --
I GOT TO GET --
JASON: BOBBIE -- THERE ISN'T
TIME, BOBBIE.
BOBBIE: GET HIM OUT OF THERE.
ROY --
THANK GOD YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
ROY: OH, I'M OK.
I'M FINE. I'M GOOD.
I HAD A WHOLE SECOND TO SPARE.
BOBBIE: HEY --
HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?
HOW COULD YOU RISK DYING ON ME
AGAIN?

MIKE: TAMMY?
MIKE: TAMMY, I KNOW YOU'RE
IN THERE.
LOOK, I'M NOT LEAVING,
EVEN IF I HAVE TO STAY HERE ALL
NIGHT.
TAMMY!
TAMMY: WHAT IN -- OH.
GOD, MIKE.
MIKE: EXCUSE ME.
TAMMY: LOOK, THE ONLY REASON
I JUST LET YOU IN HERE IS
TO KEEP YOU FROM WAKING UP
MY NEIGHBORS.
NOW, GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE
I CALL THE POLICE.
MIKE: ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE UPSET, AND YOU HAVE EVERY
REASON TO BE.
BUT IF YOU'LL JUST SLOW DOWN --
TAMMY: NO, MIKE.
NO.
BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN EVERY SINGLE
LYING, CHEATING WEASEL MALE
IN THE BOOK.
AND SOMEHOW I THOUGHT THAT
YOU JUST MIGHT BE DIFFERENT.
OK, MY MISTAKE.
MIKE: ALL RIGHT, NO, NO, NO.
NO, LOOK.
I'LL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.
ONLY NOT TONIGHT.
TAMMY: OK, GOOD.
WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME RIGHT NOW,
MAKE UP A REALLY GOOD STORY,
AND THEN MAIL IT TO ME.
BETTER YET -- DON'T!
MIKE: TAMMY, PLEASE,
PLEASE, DON'T LEAVE.
DON'T LEAVE.
LOOK.
IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT,
AND WE HAVE VERY LITTLE TIME
TO PREPARE OUR CELEBRATION.
I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT TONIGHT'S
ALL ABOUT, ISN'T IT?
TAMMY: MIKE, WE HAD A DATE
FOR THE ENTIRE EVENING, NOT JUST
THE LAST FEW MINUTES.
MIKE: I KNOW.
BUT SINCE I'M HERE, CAN'T WE TRY
TO MAKE THE MOST OF IT?
TAMMY: OH, AND
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR MEETING?
MIKE: I CUT IT SHORT.
LO, I KNOW IT DIDN'T LOOK THAT
WAY, BUT IT REALLY WAS BUSINESS.
TAMMY: YEAH, RIGHT.
MIKE: COME ON.
YOU KNOW, IT'S BAD LUCK TO START
THE NEW YEAR'S ANGRY.
TAMMY: OK.
OK, MIKE.
BUT DON'T THINK FOR ONE MINUTE
THAT THIS MEANS THAT I FORGIVE
YOU.
MIKE: AND DON'T YOU THINK
FOR ONE MINUTE THAT I'M GOING
TO STOP UNTIL YOU DO.

LILA: HAPPY NEW YEAR,
EVERYONE.
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
ALAN: HELLO.
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
EDWARD: LILA, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER TELLING
YOU TO STAY HOME.
LILA: BUT I WANTED TO BE
WITH YOU, EDWARD, TO RING
IN THE NEW CENTURY TOGETHER.
NED: WELL, I HAVE THAT PHONE
CALL TO MAKE.
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
LILA: THANK YOU, DARLING.
EMILY: I THINK I'M GOING
TO GO OVER AND SAY HELLO
TO GRANDMOTHER.
JUAN: ARE WE GOING TO STAY?
EMILY: NO.
I MEAN, ACTUALLY, I WAS KIND
OF HOPING WE COULD BE ALONE
FOR THE NEW YEAR'S.
EMILY: HAPPY NEW YEAR,
GRANDMOTHER.
LILA: THANK YOU.
JUAN: HAPPY NEW YEAR.
EDWARD: WELL, LOOK, LILA.
WE MADE IT TO THE 21st CENTURY
TOGETHER.
LILA: YES, WE DID.

SONNY: CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME?
CARLY: THEY'RE PROBABLY ALL
WATCHING THE CLOCK COUNTING DOWN
TO MIDNIGHT.
AND AS SOON AS THE CELEBRATION
IS OVER, THEY'LL REALIZE
THE ELEVATOR IS STUCK,
AND THEY WILL COME FOR US.
SONNY: WHAT DO YOU THINK,
I'M GOING TO WAIT TILL
THEY FINISH SINGING
"HAPPY NEW YEAR"?
CARLY: SONNY, WHAT IS
THE MATTER WITH YOU?
SONNY: LET ME OUT OF THIS BOX
NOW!
CARLY: IT'S NOT LIKE WE'VE
BEEN IN HERE FOR 10 DAYS.
SONNY: MAYBE IT'S
THE COMPANY.
CARLY: ARE YOU CLAUSTROPHOBIC
OR SOMETHING?
SONNY: NO.
WHY?
CARLY: YOU MEAN I'M RIGHT?
BIG BAD SONNY CORINTHOS IS
AFRAID OF SMALL SPACES.
IS THAT WHY YOU GO EVERYWHERE
IN A LIMOUSINE?
REGULAR CAR'S TOO SMALL FOR YOU?
SONNY: DON'T -- DON'T GO
THERE.
CARLY: SOMEBODY LOCK
YOU IN A CLOSET WHEN YOU WERE
A LITTLE BOY, SONNY?
SONNY: KEEP YOUR FILTHY MOUTH
SHUT!
CARLY: SORRY.
IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO?
SONNY: STOP USING MY AIR.
CARLY: DON'T WORRY, OK?
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
THEY'RE GOING TO GET US OUT
OF HERE REAL SOON.
JUST DON'T WORRY.
CALM DOWN.
JUST BREATHE.

JAX: YOU KNOW, I'M TRYING
TO COME UP WITH A WORD
TO DESCRIBE HOW I FEEL RIGHT
NOW, AND I CAN'T THINK OF ONE.
CHLOE: I AM INFINITELY
PATIENT.
KEEP TRYING.
JAX: OK.
YOU MADE ME BELIEVE IN MAGIC
AGAIN.
CHLOE: DO YOU HEAR THAT?
JAX: YEAH.
IT'S RAINING.
CHLOE: MM-HMM.
ARE YOU READY?
JAX: YOU BET.
[MUSIC PLAYS]
JAX: MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?

SINGER: THERE'S NO MORE
WAITING
HOLDING OUT FOR LOVE
YOU ARE MY GODSEND THAT I HAVE
BEEN
FOREVER DREAMING OF
MY ANGEL FROM ABOVE
HEAVEN KNOWS
SINGERS: I'M HEAD
OVER HEELS
AND IT SHOWS
I'VE PLAYED EVERY FIELD
I SUPPOSE
SINGER: BUT THERE'S
SOMETHING ABOUT YOU
SINGERS: WHEN YOU'RE AROUND
BABY, I HAVE FOUND
SINGER: I GET LOST
IN YOU
WHAT IS THIS FEELING
I'VE NEVER KNOWN BEFORE?

TAGGERT: YOU KNOW WHO SET IT?
JASON: I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY
TO YOU.
TAGGERT: HOW'D YOU KNOW THERE
WAS A BOMB IN THERE?
ROY: OH, I GOT SOME KIND
OF PSYCHIC FLASH OR SOMETHING.
TAGGERT: ELIZABETH?
ELIZABETH: ALL I KNOW IS THAT
JASON AND ROY CAME AND GOT ME
OUT.
OFFICER: THE BOMB WAS DEFUSED
BY AN EXPERT, SIR.
THE REST OF THE AREA'S CLEAN.
TAGGERT: THANK YOU.
DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME WHERE
YOU LEARNED TO DEFUSE
EXPLOSIVES?
ROY: YEAH, I HAD A LOT
OF TIME FOR READING WHEN I WAS
IN PRISON.
TAGGERT: LOOK, I'M GOING
TO HAVE TO TAKE THESE TWO
IN FOR FURTHER QUESTIONING.
IT'S PROBABLY BEST YOU HEAD
HOME.
I'LL HAVE ONE OF MY GUYS WALK
YOU.
HANNAH: ARE YOU SURE?
TAGGERT: YEAH, I GOT IT.
HANNAH: ALL RIGHT.
LOOK, I'M SORRY I WAS A BIT
OF A DRAG TONIGHT.
TAGGERT: YOU WEREN'T.
HANNAH: YOU SURE YOU'RE ALL
RIGHT?
TAGGERT: YEAH, GET OUT
OF HERE.
ELIZABETH, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO SHUT YOUR BUILDING DOWN
FOR A COUPLE DAYS.
YOU GOT A PLACE YOU CAN STAY?
BOBBIE: SHE CAN STAY WITH ME.
IS THAT OK?
ELIZABETH: SURE.
IF YOU'D HAVE COME BY MINUTES
LATER --
THANK YOU -- THE BOTH OF YOU.
ROY: YEAH.
TAGGERT: HEY, McMURRAY,
CALL DISPATCH.
TELL THEM THE INCIDENT WAS
RESOLVED AS OF --
OH, GUESS WHAT, FOLKS.
IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT.
BOBBIE: WHAT A WAY TO START
THE NEW CENTURY.
ROY: DEPENDS ON YOUR POINT
OF VIEW.
ELIZABETH: HAPPY NEW YEAR,
JASON.
JASON: YOU, TOO.
TAGGERT: OK, LET'S GO.
TAGGERT: TODAY.
ROY: YEAH.

SINGER: YOU MUST
REMEMBER THIS
A KISS IS STILL A KISS
A SIGH IS JUST A SIGH
THE FUNDAMENTAL THINGS APPLY
AS TIME GOES BY
AND WHEN TWO LOVERS WOO
THEY STILL SAY "I LOVE YOU"
ON THAT YOU CAN RELY
NO MATTER WHAT THE FUTURE BRINGS
AS TIME GOES BY
MOONLIGHT AND LOVE SONGS
NEVER OUT OF DATE
HEARTS FULL OF PASSION
JEALOUSY AND HATE
WOMAN NEEDS MAN
AND MAN MUST HAVE HIS MATE
THAT NO ONE CAN DENY
IT'S STILL THE SAME OLD STORY
A FIGHT FOR LOVE AND GLORY
A CASE OF DO OR DIE
THE WORLD WILL ALWAYS
WELCOME LOVERS
AS TIME GOES BY
SINGER: IT'S STILL
THE SAME OLD STORY
A FIGHT FOR LOVE AND GLORY
A CASE OF DO OR DIE
THE WORLD WILL ALWAYS
WELCOME LOVERS
AS TIME GOES BY

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CHLOE: I HAD NO IDEA WHAT
I WAS MISSING.

BOBBIE: DO YOU WANT TO TALK
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED?

TAGGERT: HOW DID YOU KNOW
THERE WAS A BOMB IN ELIZABETH
WEBBER'S STUDIO?

SONNY: WHOA, WHOA.
TAKE IT EASY.

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