General Hospital Transcript Tuesday 12/21/99

Provided by Laura

JAX: WHAT, ARE YOU CARTING
LAW PERIODICALS?
ALEXIS: NOPE.
JAX: PORTABLE FILING
CABINETS?
ALEXIS: NOT EVEN CLOSE.
JAX: OK.
YOU PACKED LIGHTLY, COVERTLY IT
SEEMS.
YOU HEADING OUT FOR A LITTLE
RENDEZVOUS WITH YOUR MARRIED
LOVER?
ALIS: HOW RUDE.
HOW RIGHT.
JAX: WELL, I JUST WANT TO LET
YOU KNOW THAT YOUR HUSBAND
APPROVES.
ALEXIS: THANK YOU.
YOU ARE SO GENEROUS.
IT JUST NEVER CEASES
TO AMAZE ME.
JAX: SEE, THAT IS EXACTLY
THE ANSWER I WAS LOOKING FOR.
ALEXIS: WHY DO I GET
THE FEELING THAT YOU ARE ABOUT
TO RAIN ON MY PARADE?
GO AHEAD, LET ME HAVE IT.
I CAN TAKE IT.
JAX: OH, IT'S VERY SIMPLE.
SEE, KNOWING THAT YOU AND NED
SPEND TIME TOGETHER ALONE BEFORE
THE HOLIDAYS WILL ALLEVIATE
MY GUILT WHEN MY PARENTS ARRIVE
AND MONOPOLIZE ALL YOUR TIME.
ALEXIS: NOW, SEE, YOU ARE
WASTING A PERFECTLY GOOD GUILT
TRIP RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I'M
REALLY LOOKING FORWARD
TO A JACKS FAMILY CHRISTMAS.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CHILDREN'S
STORY.
JAX: DON'T KID YOURSELF.
ALEXIS: ANYWAY, IT COMES OUT
EVEN.
I GET MY FAMILY, I GET MY GUY.
GOT TO GO.
YOU'LL BE OK ALONE, WON'T YOU?
JAX: OH, YEAH,
I'M SURE I CAN FIND A WAY
TO OCCUPY MY TIME.
ALEXIS: YEAH.

NED: THERE IT IS.
CHLOE: I JUST READ AN ARTICLE
ABOUT THIS INN.
IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE VERY
ROMANTIC.
NED: WELL, THAT'S THE PLAN.
SO IF ANYTHING COMES UP,
YOU KNOW HOW TO REACH US.
CHLOE: IT WON'T.
AND IF IT DOES, I'LL COVER
FOR YOU.
I DON'T WANT YOU AND ALEXIS
TO WASTE ONE SINGLE MOMENT
THINKING ABOUT GERTRUDE
OR EDWARD OR JERRY OR JAX OR ME
OR ANYONE.
I WANT YOU TO JUST TAKE THIS
TIME, WHICH YOU DESERVE, USE IT,
AND TREASURE IT.
NED: WHERE WERE YOU FOUR
MARRIAGES AGO?
CHLOE: ENDURING THAT HIDEOUS
WHITESNAKE CONCERT, I WOULD
IMAGINE.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
CHLOE: JUST A SEC.
CHLOE MORGAN.
HELLO?
HI.
CAN YOU GIVE ME AN HOUR?
I HAVE A LITTLE LAST-MINUTE
SHOPPING TO DO.
OK.
I'LL SEE YOU THEN.
NED: LET ME HAZARD A WILD
GUESS.
JAX?
CHLOE: HE WANTS TO SEE ME.
NED: WELL, I GUESS I CAN
UNDERSTAND WHY.
BUT JUST PROMISE YOU'LL PUT
THE TIME TO GOOD USE.
CHLOE: I'LL MAKE THAT
PRISE.
SEE YOU LATER.
NED: HAVE FUN.
CHLOE: OK.

EMILY: HEY, JASON.
IT'S EMILY.
JUST KIND OF WONDERING WHERE
YOU ARE.
WANTED TO COME BY AND DROP OFF
YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT, BUT IT
SEEMS AS THOUGH YOU HAVE
DISAPPEARED.
HMM.
YOU HAVEN'T RETURNED MY CALLS,
EITHER.
SO I'M GUESSING THAT YOU'RE
REALLY BUSY BUYING YOUR LITTLE
SISTER SOME TOTALLY
AGE-INAPPROPRIATE CHRISTMAS
PRESENT.
BUT SERIOUSLY, GIVE ME A CALL
BECAUSE I'M GOING TO WORRY ABOUT
YOU, OK?
LOVE YOU.
BYE.

CARLY: HMM.
WHAT'S THE MATTER THERE, KIDDO?
MAYBE JASON FINALLY GOT WISE
AND DECIDED HE COULDN'T TAKE ONE
MORE CHAPTER OF THE TEENAGE
WASTELAND THAT YOU CALL A LIFE.
EMILY: WHERE IS HE, CARLY?
CARLY: I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU'RE ASKING ME.
EMILY: EVERYONE KNOWS THAT
HE CAN'T TAKE ONE STEP --
ONE STEP -- WITHOUT YOU DOGGING
HIM.
CARLY: OH, IS THAT WHAT
YOU THINK?
EMILY: YEAH.
EVERY SINGLE MINUTE YOU'RE OUT
OF THIS HOUSE, YOU'RE CHASING
HIM.
CARLY: I'M NOT EVEN GOING
TO JUSTIFY THAT -- OR YOU --
WITH A RESPONSE.
BUT I'LL GIVE YOU A CLUE.
IF HE WANTED TO TALK TO YOU,
HE COULD PICK UP THE PHONE
AND CALL.
SEE?
IT'S NOT THAT HARD.
EMILY: OR MAYBE HE'S JUST
HIDING FROM YOU.
A.J.: WELL.
THAT'S WHY YOU'VE BEEN IN SUCH
A FOUL MOOD LATELY.
JASON CUT YOU OFF.
CARLY: GREAT.
A.J.: IT'S JUST AS WELL.
I'M LETTING YOU KNOW THAT
THE RULES OF OUR MARRIAGE ARE
ABOUT TO CHANGE.

LAURA: HEY, YOU'RE ON TIME.
ROY: AND YOU'RE SHOCKED.
LAURA: OH, WELL, COME ON IN.
I REMEMBERED YOU BEING LATE
A LOT.
ROY: HMM.
YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, I THINK
I FORGOT HOW TO BE LATE.
IT'S ONE OF THE ELUSIVE BENEFITS
OF INCARCERATION.
WOW, THIS IS REALLY NICE.
LAURA: YOU THINK SO?
ROY: OH, YEAH.
THIS IS --
THIS IS HOMEY.
LAURA: WELL, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I'VE MADE SOME CHANGES AROUND
HERE RECENTLY, AND HOMEY IS
DEFINITELY WHAT I WAS GOING FOR.
ROY: YEAH, WELL, YOU GOT IT.
THIS IS -- THIS IS JUST
BEAUTIFUL.
LAURA: THANKS.
ROY: IT'S SO DIFFERENT
FROM WHAT I'M USED TO RIGHT NOW.
HARD TO PICTURE LUKE HERE,
THOUGH.
LAURA: YEAH.
HE HAD THE SAME PROBLEM.
ANYWAY, YOU WANT TO SEE
THE ROOM?
ROY: YEAH, I'D LOVE TO.
LAURA: GREAT.

MAXIE: EVERY SINGLE MORNING
GEORGIE DOES THIS.
DO YOU THINK IT'S ON PURPOSE
JUST TO DRIVE ME CRAZY?
SHE KNOWS THAT I HATE BEING
LATE.
MAC: SO I DO, SO THE SOONER
WE FIND HER SHOE, THE HAPPIER
WE'LL ALL BE.
FELICIA: GEORGIE'S SHOE
AGAIN?
DID YOU LOOK BEHIND THE WING
CHAIR?
HELLO?
THE WING CHAIR.
OH, COME ON.
DON'T BE ANGRY WITH ME.
I KNOW I'VE BEEN GONE A LOT
LATELY, BUT THAT'S ABOUT
TO CHANGE.
MAC: SHOE.
HERE YOU GO.
HERE.
NOW, GET THIS TO GEORGIE,
AND WE WON'T BE LATE.
MAXIE: I MISS MOM.
WHEN'S SHE COMING HOME?
FELICIA: MAXIE, I'M RIGHT
HERE.
MAC: I'M NOT SURE.
BUT I'LL TELL YOU THIS --
YOUR MOM IS THINKING ABOUT
YOU EVERY SECOND.
FELICIA: I AM THINKING
ABOUT YOU.
I MISS YOU.
I DON'T WANT TO BE DEAD.
I NEVER WANTED ANY OF THIS
TO HAPPEN TO ME.
LUKE: FELICIA, IT'S TIME.
FELICIA: NO.
I WANT TO STAY RIGHT HERE
IN MY HOME WITH MY FAMILY,
IN MY LIVING ROOM,
IN MY LIFE.
LUKE: I'M SORRY, BABY.
WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.
MAC: OK.
GET YOUR BAG.
WE GOT TO GO.
MAKE SURE YOU GOT ALL
YOUR STUFF.
MAXIE: THANKS.
DO I HAVE MY LUNCH IN THERE?
MAC: OK.
LET ME SEE.
YEP.
ALL SET.
I'M GETTING YOU AT 3:30 TODAY,
RIGHT?
MAXIE: OK.
YES.
NO GYM.
MAC: NO GYM.
MAXIE: RIGHT.
MAC: I'LL BE THERE RIGHT
ON SCHEDULE.
MAXIE: OK, GOOD.
I'LL BE READY.
MAC: DON'T FORGET.
MAXIE: I WON'T FORGET.
MAC: ALL RIGHT.
DO YOUR BEST.
MAXIE: I WILL.

FELICIA: I DON'T WANT TO BE
DEAD.
LUKE: WHAT?
LUKE: YOU ALL RIGHT?
FELICIA: WE'RE ALIVE.
LUKE: YEAH, WE'RE ALIVE.
FELICIA: FAISON MUST HAVE
MADE A MISTAKE.
LUKE: NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
HE COULD HAVE KILLED US LAST
NIGHT IF HE WANTED TO.
FELICIA: BUT --
LUKE: IT'S NOT A MISTAKE.
FELICIA: LAST NIGHT?
LUKE: YEAH.
YEAH, THINK ABOUT IT.
FELICIA: SLEEPING GAS?
LUKE: SLEEPING GAS, SURE.
SLEEPING GAS CAME IN.
WHERE DID IT GO OUT?
THERE'S GOT TO BE A VENT HERE.
OH, YEAH.
HANG ON, LITTLE LADY.
FELICIA: WHAT?
LUKE: FAT ONE AIN'T SUNG YET.

CARLY: YOU KNOW WHAT?
I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GO AROUND
ABOUT THIS WITH YOU AGAIN.
A.J.: AND I REALLY DON'T CARE
WHAT YOU WANT, CARLY.
YOU SEE, THE CONDITIONS THAT
YOU'VE PLACED ON OUR MARRIAGE
ARE UNACCEPTABLE.
CARLY: WELL, IT'S NOT
A NEGOTIATION, A.J.
I'M SORRY.
I TOLD YOU THE WAY IT IS.
AND YOU'VE GOTTEN THE LAST
PUBLIC DISPLAY OF AFFECTION THAT
YOU'RE GOING TO GET FROM ME.
A.J.: AND WHERE'S THE APPEAL,
HUH?
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE MY LOVER.
YOU'RE CERTAINLY NOT MY FRIEND.
IF I DON'T END UP WITH AT LEAST
A NICE TROPHY, WHAT'S
MY INCENTIVE TO PLAY?
CARLY: YOU GOT MICHAEL.
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET.
A.J.: DON'T.
DON'T EVEN GO THERE.
CARLY: YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE
SOMETHING TO SAY, A.J.
WHY DON'T YOU SAY IT?
A.J.: HERE'S WHY YOUR WAY
WON'T WORK, OK?
YOU SEE, IF YOU WERE TO SUDDENLY
DROP OUT SOCIALLY AFTER MAKING
SUCH A HUGE FUSS ABOUT HOW GRAND
IT IS TO FINALLY BE ACCEPTED,
TELLING ANYONE WHO WOULD LISTEN
WHAT A GOOD LITTLE QUARTERMAINE
WIFE YOU'LL MAKE, THAT COULD BE
TAKEN AS A SYMPTOM OF RECURRING
CLINICAL DEPRESSION.
THAT IS WHAT YOU WERE TREATED
FOR AT FERNCLIFF, ISN'T IT?
CARLY: YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE.
A.J.: WHY'S THAT?
CARLY: WELL, EVERY SINGLE
ROAD LEADS BACK TO FERNCLIFF
WITH YOU, DOESN'T IT?
YOU'RE SO CREATIVE, A.J.
I MEAN, COME ON.
YOU CAN'T COME UP WITH A NEW
THREAT?
A.J.: YOU THINK THAT'S
A THREAT?
IT'S A FACT.
YOU DON'T WANT TO SLEEP WITH ME?
FINE.
YOU WANT TO HATE MY GUTS, TOO?
GO AHEAD.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
THERE ARE ADVANTAGES TO HAVING
YOU AS MY WIFE, AND I DON'T WANT
TO LOSE THAT.
I'VE WAITED TOO LONG,
AND YOU KNOW IT.
CARLY: WHAT'S YOUR BOTTOM
LINE, KID?
A.J.: IN THE EYES OF OUR WORLD,
YOU WILL BE MY LOVING,
SUPPORTING WIFE.
OR I'LL PROVE YOU UNSTABLE,
SUE YOU FOR SOLE CUSTODY
OF MICHAEL, AND THROW YOUR BUTT
BACK IN FERNCLIFF SO FAST
YOU WON'T KNOW HOW YOU GOT
THERE.
DON'T THINK I WON'T.
I GOT NOTHING TO LOSE,
SWEETHEART.
CARLY: WHAT DO YOU WANT
FROM ME?
WHAT DO YOU WANT, HUH?
YOU WANT ME TO BEG?
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE,
A.J., BIG, STRONG MAN YOU,
DON'T SEND ME BACK TO FERNCLIFF.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
YOU WANT ME TO GROVE
ON THE FLOOR BACK AND FORTH
A COUPLE TIMES?
I WON'T.
I'M NOT.
I'M DONE.
YOU WON.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GET?
A.J.: HMM?
CARLY: YOU GET A WIFE WHO
DOESN'T EVEN LIKE YOU.
A.J.: GOOD THING LIKING ME
ISN'T A CONDITION, ISN'T IT,
HUH?
CARLY: DON'T TOUCH ME.
A.J.: SWEETHEART --
CARLY: STOP.
EDWARD: WELL, AT LAST.
IT DOES THE OLD HEART GOOD.
THE PERFECT QUARTERMAINE COUPLE.
A.J.: THAT'S US.

ALEXIS: THIS IS REALLY GREAT.
I LIKE IT.
NED: HAS GOOD ENERGY,
DOESN'T IT?
ALEXIS: UH-HUH.
NED: YEP.
GREAT ACOUSTICS.
WHOO!
CHLOE'S BEEN COMING UP WITH SOME
VERY FUNKY DECORATING TOUCHES.
ALEXIS: SHE SURE HAS.
NED: MM-HMM.
ALEXIS: LISTEN, I NEED
TO DECORATE MY OWN OFFICE
BECAUSE I CAN'T THINK IN A FUNKY
ROOM.
NED: UNDERSTOOD.
SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE YOU UNTIL
WE ACTUALLY MET AT THE INN.
ALEXIS: WOULD YOU BELIEVE
I COULDN'T WAIT ANOTHER MOMENT
TO SEE YOU?
NED: OH.
SO YOU'RE HERE ON BUSINESS?
ALEXIS: YEAH.
I NEED YOU TO SIGN THESE
CONTRACTS FOR MIGUEL,
HIS NEW C.D.
YOU HAVE A PEN?
NED: YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'D RATHER PUT MY MARK ON YOU.

EDWARD: SO, CARLY, ALL READY
FOR YOUR BIG PARTY?
CARLY: MM-HMM.
CAN'T WAIT.
A.J.: YES, WE WERE MAKING
TIME ARRANGEMENTS, WEREN'T WE,
SWEETHEART?
CARLY: YES.
THE WHITNEY HOUSE IS
SO GORGEOUS.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HOW IT'S
DECORATED FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
EDWARD: OH, THEY'LL BE
OVERDONE.
THEY ALWAYS ARE.
LOOK, VALUABLE LESSON,
CARLY -- MONEY CAN BUY A LOT
OF THINGS, BUT GOOD TASTE ISN'T
AMONG THEM.
A.J.: OH, SHE KNOWS THAT.
DON'T YOU, HONEY?
LISTEN, WHAT TIME WOULD YOU LIKE
TO LEAVE?
EDWARD: WELL, I'M NOT GOING.
NO, YOU SEE, NOW THAT I HAVE
MR. AND MRS. A.J. QUARTERMAINE
TO REPRESENT THE FAMILY, I DON'T
HAVE TO, AND I COULDN'T BE
HAPPIER.
THIS YEAR, I'VE DECIDED TO SKIP
THE SOCIAL OBLIGATIONS IN FAVOR
OF MY LOVELY WIFE'S VERY PRIVATE
COMPANY.
MONICA: WELL.
MANAGE TO SKIP THE BORING
WHITNEY PARTY THIS YEAR,
HMM, EDWARD?
EDWARD: NOW, LOOK, A LOT
OF BUSINESS CONTACTS ARE MADE
AND FURTHERED AT THAT PARTY.
SAY, AS DUELING CHIEFS OF STAFF
AT GENERAL HOSPITAL, IT MIGHT
NOT BE BAD FOR YOU AND ALAN
TO PUT IN AN EXPERIENCE.
MONICA: NO WAY.
I'M IN A BAD ENOUGH MOOD
ALREADY.
CARLY: WELL, I, FOR ONE,
AM LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
EDWARD: A.J., I WANT TO BRING
YOU UP TO SPEED ON THE SITUATION
AT LODELL INDUSTRIES.
YOU PROBABLY WILL RUN INTO WAYNE
TONIGHT, AND I WANT YOU TO BE
PREPARED WHEN YOU TALK WITH HIM.
CARLY: WHAT?
MONICA: AT IT AGAIN?
PLAYING THE DEVOTED WIFE THROUGH
GRITTED TEETH?
WELL, CARLY, YOU MIGHT FOOL
EDWARD, BUT YOU SURE AS HELL
DON'T FOOL ME.
CARLY: YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW
NOT IN THE MOOD I AM FOR YOU.
MONICA: YOU'D BETTER GET
IN THE MOOD.
I MEAN THAT.
BECAUSE THERE ISN'T ANYBODY ELSE
IN THIS FAMILY THAT WANTS
YOU OUT OF THIS HOUSE MORE THAN
YOU WANT TO BE GONE.

LAURA: I KNOW IT'S KIND
OF SMALL, BUT --
ROY: I DON'T NEED A LOT
OF SPACE.
I'M OUT, REALLY, MORE THAN
I'M IN.
AND LIKE YOU SAID, THE ACCESS
TO THE BACK STAIRS MAKES IT SEEM
ALMOST PRIVATE, YOU KNOW?
LAURA: YEAH.
MY SON PREFERRED THE WINDOW
FOR HIS ENTRANCES AND EXITS.
ROY: THAT WOULD BE LUCKY?
LAURA: YES.
THAT WAS HIS ROOM RIGHT UP UNTIL
THE YEAR BEFORE HE DIED.
HE HAD MOVED OUT.
ROY: I --
I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW ROUGH THAT
MUST HAVE BEEN.
LAURA: WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW IT
THEN, BUT ROUGH WAS JUST
BEGINNING.
BUT THINGS ARE GETTING BETTER.
IT'S NOT PERFECT, BUT THEY'RE
DEFINITELY GETTING BETTER.
ROY: WELL, GOOD.
THAT'S GOOD.
SOMETIMES BETTER IS ALL YOU GET
TO HOPE FOR, I THINK.
LAURA: I KNOW.
I KNOW.
[CAR HORN HONKS]
LAURA: OH.
HELLO, BABY.
COME ON IN.
OH, IT'S COLD, HUH?
LESLEY LU: MOMMY, WHO'S THAT?
LAURA: THIS IS AN OLD FRIEND
OF DADDY'S AND MINE.
YOU WANT TO MEET HIM?
COME ON, SWEETIE.
ROY DiLUCCA, THIS IS LESLEY LU
SPENCER.
ROY: WOW.
WELL, I'M PLEASED TO MEET YOU,
LESLEY LU.
I HAVE HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU.
LESLEY LU: YOU HAVE?
ROY: YES, I HAVE.
FROM YOUR DADDY.
TELLS ME ALL THE TIME HOW MUCH
HE LOVES YOU.
HE TALKS ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME.

LUKE: ALMOST.
FELICIA: DAMN IT!
LOOK AT US.
WE'RE LIKE A BUNCH OF LAB RATS
SCRAMBLING AROUND FOR AN EXIT
WHEN THERE ISN'T EVEN AN EXIT.
[DOOR OPENS]
FAISON: OH, SPENCER.
SO YOU FOUND MY LITTLE GIFT,
HUH?
FELICIA: A GIFT?
FAISON: YEAH, WELL,
I REALIZED THAT YOU WOULD BE
BORED OUT OF YOUR MINDS SOONER
OR LATER, SO I PROVIDED
YOU WITH A LITTLE ACTIVITY.
LUKE: MISGUIDED TOUR THROUGH
YOUR TWISTED HOSPITALITY IS
A BIG DRAG.
STOP WAKING US UP, STOP PUTTING
US TO SLEEP, AND JUST TELL US
WHAT YOU WANT.
FAISON: I WANT TO SEE THE TWO
OF YOU DEAD.

FELICIA: WHO I AM SUPPOSED
TO BELIEVE -- THE MAN STANDING
HERE WITH A GUN WHO WANTS TO SEE
ME DEAD OR THE MAN WHO TOLD ME
THAT HE LOVED ME AND DIDN'T WANT
TO SEE ME HURT?
FAISON: DOESN'T REALLY MAKE
ANY DIFFERENCE AT THIS POINT,
DOES IT?
I COULD HAVE GIVEN YOU
AN ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL LIFE,
BUT YOU DIDN'T WANT IT.
AND THAT'S JUST TOO UNFORTUNATE.
FELICIA: GIVEN A CHOICE
BETWEEN A LIFE WITH
YOU AND DEATH, I WOULD RATHER
HAVE DEATH.
FAISON: YEAH, YOU MADE THAT
VERY CLEAR.
AND THAT'S JUST FINE BY ME.
WHAT ABOUT YOU, SPENCER?
DO YOU BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE?
LUKE: NO, I DON'T.
FAISON: HMM.
AN ASHES TO ASHES KIND OF A GUY.
LUKE: WHY THE SLEEPING GAS?
WAS THAT A JOKE OR AN
EXPERIMENT, OR DID YOU JUST HAVE
A FEW KILOS LEFT OVER
FROM YOUR LAST SLUMBER PARTY?
FAISON: I'M SURE FELICIA TOLD
YOU ABOUT THE DEMISE
OF MY FIANCEE.
LUKE: CHEMICAL ACCIDENT.
FAISON: EXACTLY.
AND I WANT YOU AND YOUR PARTNER
TO SHARE THE SAME FATE.
BUT DON'T BE TOO FRIGHTENED
ABOUT THE WHOLE DAMN THING
BECAUSE I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT
MY BELOVED, SHE DIDN'T SUFFER
THAT MUCH.
FELICIA: NO!
FAISON: GOOD BOY.
FELICIA: OH, GOD.

MONICA: JUST LIKE A FUNNEL
CLOUD SWOOPING DOWN ON A.J.
YOU FEEL TRAPPED IN A MARRIAGE,
AND YOU WANT OUT.
GOOD.
I WANT YOU GONE.
BUT I DO NOT WANT YOU TO BLOW UP
A.J.'S LIFE ON THE WAY
TO THE DOOR.
CARLY: ALL RIGHT.
I CAN'T LIE TO YOU, AND I WON'T.
MONICA: WELL, THAT WILL BE
A FIRST.
CARLY: THE TRUTH IS I'D
RATHER BE ANYWHERE BUT HERE.
BUT A.J.'S GOT ANOTHER TAKE
ON IT.
YOU KNOW, HE WANTS ME TO STAY.
MONICA: WELL, THAT IS
BECAUSE EDWARD HAS MANAGED
TO BRAINWASH HIM INTO THINKING
THAT HIS POSITION AT E.L.Q. HAS
SOME MYSTERIOUS THING TO DO
WITH YOU.
CARLY: HAVEN'T YOU HEARD?
I'M AN ASSET.
MONICA: YOU ARE A TRAIN
WRECK.
AND IF EDWARD PULLS THE RACK OUT
OF A.J. AT E.L.Q. BECAUSE
YOU LEAVE, I DON'T KNOW HOW FAR
BACK THAT'S GOING TO SET A.J.
CARLY: I'M ALL FOR A CLEAN
BREAK.
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO HURT
AND I DON'T WANT TO HURT
YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE BOY.
I JUST WANT TO LEAVE.
MONICA: WELL, THAT'S
WONDERFUL BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE
THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD
FOR A.J.
CARLY: HALLELUJAH.
MONICA: YES.
CARLY: WE FINALLY AGREE
ON SOMETHING.
MONICA: OK.
CARLY: SO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS
HOW TO MAKE THIS WORK?
MONICA: NO, I DON'T.
NOT YET.
CARLY: AND WHAT AM I SUPPOSED
TO DO, SIT AROUND HERE AND WAIT
FOR YOU TO GET HIT BY DIVINE
INSPIRATION?
MONICA: YES, THAT IS EXACTLY
WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO.
YOU ARE GOING TO SIT, YOU ARE
GOING TO SMILE, YOU'LL BE NICE,
AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO ONE
DAMN THING TO HURT A.J. UNTIL
I FIGURE OUT HOW WE GET OUT
OF THIS UNHOLY MESS
WITH THE LEAST AMOUNT OF DAMAGE.
CARLY: HOW DO I EVEN KNOW
THAT I CAN TRUST YOU, MONICA?
MONICA: YOU DON'T.
YOU JUST HAVE TO.
NOW, I CAN BE AN ALLY, OR I CAN
BY YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.
EITHER WAY, IT WORKS TO HAVE
YOU GONE FROM THIS FAMILY
FOREVER.
CARLY: YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD
REALLY PUT YOURSELF UP
FOR MOTHER OF THE YEAR.
MONICA: OH, DON'T THROW
ROCKS, CARLY.
CARLY: FINE.
I'LL WAIT.
BUT PATIENCE IS NOT
MY STRONG SUIT, SO DON'T TAKE
TOO LONG.

ROY: I GREW UP RIGHT HERE
IN PORT CHARLES JUST LIKE
YOUR MAMA, JUST LIKE YOU.
BUT I HAVE BEEN AWAY FOR A LONG
TIME.
LESLEY LU: YOU CAME BACK.
ROY: YEAH, I DID.
I CAME BACK.
AND YOU KNOW WHY?
LESLEY LU: WHY?
ROY: BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW
FAR AWAYOU GO OR HOW LONG
YOU STAY AWAY, HOME IS ALWAYS
A PLACE THAT YOU WANT TO COME
BACK TO.
LAURA: THAT'S RIGHT.
JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU, LULU.
LESLEY LU: YOU WANT TO SEE
MY NEW DOLL?
ROY: I WOULD LOVE TO SEE IT.
LAURA: IT'S OK, SWEETIE.
GO GET IT.
YOU KNOW, YOU ARE JUST FULL
OF SURPRISES.
ROY: WHAT DID I DO NOW?
LAURA: YOU'RE GREAT WITH HER.
DID YOU HAVE A LITTLE SISTER?
I CAN'T REMEMBER.
ROY: NO, I DIDN'T.
BUT I HAVE A DAUGHTER.
LAURA: OH.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
ROY: YEAH, I DIDN'T TALK
ABOUT HER A LOT BACK THEN.
YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T HAVE A LOT
OF CONTACT WITH HER,
ACTUALLY, WHEN SHE WAS
GROWING UP.
LAURA: OH, I'M SORRY.
ROY: YEAH, IT'S -- I'VE BEEN
THINKING A LOT ABOUT HER RIGHT
NOW, I'LL TELL YOU.
YOU EVER WONDER ABOUT THE ROAD
NOT TAKEN?
LAURA: WELL, NOT UNTIL VERY
RECENTLY.
I WAS ALWAYS SURE THAT MY ROAD
WAS THE ONLY POSSIBLE ONE.
ROY: WELL, THAT SAYS A LOT
ABOUT YOU BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE
DON'T FEEL SURE ABOUT ANYTHING.
LAURA: LUKE AND I WERE VERY
FORTUNATE.
AND WE USED TO KNOW IT.
ANYWAY, WHAT ABOUT YOU?
ROY: ME?
OH, WELL --
ONE OF THE GREAT THINGS ABOUT
DOING TIME IS THAT YOU HAVE ALL
THIS TIME TO THINK, RIGHT?
AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE HAVING
FOR DINNER THAT NIGHT OR HOW
MUCH MONEY YOU'RE NOT MAKING
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING
ABOUT IT ANYWAY.
YOU JUST -- YOU THINK ABOUT,
YOU KNOW, WHAT YOU'VE DONE
WITH YOUR LIFE AND WHAT YOU HOPE
TO DO WITH THE REST OF IT,
ABOUT THE TIES YOU WANT TO PICK
UP AND THE TIES THAT YOU'VE BEEN
FORCED TO WALK AWAY FROM.
AND YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION
TO LAUGH OR THROW THINGS
IF I START THIRD-RATE
PHILOSOPHIZING AS A REGULAR
HABIT.
I'M JUST -- I'M LOSING MY MIND.
LAURA: I COULD JUST SIT
AND LISTEN, REALLY.
ROY: NO.
LAURA: REALLY.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
ROY: BLESS YOUR HEART.
LAURA: EXCUSE ME.
ROY: YEAH.
LAURA: BOBBIE.
BOBBIE: HI.
I CAN'T STAY.
I JUST WANTED TO WISH
YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY
AND BRING --
LAURA: THAT'S SO SWEET.

ROY: SO I'VE BEEN HERE ALL
THIS TIME, AND YOU DON'T EVEN
MENTION IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY?
LAURA: WELL, I WAS HOPING
TO SKIP IT THIS YEAR.
I THOUGHT MAYBE NO ONE WOULD
NOTICE.
BOBBIE: WELL, IT'S KIND
OF HARD TO FORGET, BEING
SO CLOSE TO CHRISTMAS AND ALL.
ROY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
LAURA: OH, YOU REMEMBER THAT
I TOLD YOU I WAS THINKING ABOUT
RENTING OUT LUCKS ROOM?
WELL, ROY CAME TO TAKE A LOOK
AT IT.
BOBBIE: OH, REALLY?
LAURA: MM-HMM.
BOBBIE: WHAT IS THAT,
A COINCIDENCE?
ROY: YEAH, IT'S JUST
FORTUITOUS TIMING.
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT MOVING OUT OF JAKE'S,
AND I SAW LAURA'S AD
IN THE PAPER.
LAURA: BUT HE DIDN'T KNOW
THAT IT WAS ME.
BOBBIE: OH.
ROY: YEAH.
BOBBIE: WELL, SMALL WORLD.
LAURA: YEAH.
BOBBIE: WELL, I HAPPEN
TO LOVE THIS HOUSE.
I'M SURE YOU WILL, TOO.
LAURA: WELL, I DON'T KNOW
THAT HE'S MADE UP HIS MIND YET.
ROY: YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY,
I COULD JUST GIVE YOU A CALL
LATER THIS EVENING AND WE COULD
GET INTO IT.
LAURA: SURE.
BOBBIE: OH, NO.
NO.
I MEAN, THAT'S -- YOU TWO HAVE
BUSINESS, AND, WELL, I'M LATE
FOR THE HOSPITAL ANYWAY.
AND I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE
YOU HAD YOUR PRESENT
ON THE RIGHT DAY, SO --
LAURA: THANK YOU, BOBBIE.
THAT WAS REALLY SWEET
OF YOU TO REMEMBER.
BOBBIE: HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
LAURA: I'M SURE I WILL.
BOBBIE: IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
ROY: IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU,
TOO.
ROY: GOSH.
I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BURST
INTO A CHORUS OF
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY."
LAURA: OH, PLEASE, DON'T DO
THAT.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
JUST TELL ME THAT YOU'LL RENT
THE ROOM BECAUSE I'D LOVE
TO HAVE YOU FOR A TENANT.

ALEXIS: I JUST CAME
FROM A MEETING WITH THE F.B.I.
NED: WHAT DID YOU TELL THEM?
ALEXIS: I TOLD THEM THAT
JERRY MISSED HIS SCHEDULED
MEETING AND THAT I HAVEN'T SEEN
HIM SINCE.
AND I'M SURE THEY'RE GOING
TO CALL ME DOWN THERE AS SOON
AS POSSIBLE.
NED: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
I HATE THIS?
I HATE THIS.
ALEXIS: HONEY --
NED: I MEAN --
ALEXIS: HONEY --
NED: IT'S ONE THING HELPING
JAX --
ALEXIS: HONEY --
NED: BUT IF YOU END UP --
ALEXIS: HONEY --
NED: BEING COMPROMISED --
ALEXIS: HONEY, IT'S OK.
WE WERE VERY CAREFUL.
LET'S NOT SQUANDER ANY OTHER
THOUGHTS OTHER THAN OF EACH
OTHER FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
NED: ALL RIGHT.
ALEXIS: YEAH, ALL RIGHTY.
I LIKE IT WHEN YOU'RE AGREEABLE.
OH, BY THE WAY, I PACKED VERY
LIGHTLY FOR OUR TRIP.
NED: OK.
SO DID I.
I GUESS THAT MEANS WE'LL HAVE
TO BE COUPED UP ALL WEEKEND LONG
TOGETHER IN THE SAME ROOM.
ALEXIS: WHATEVER.
JUAN: HEY.
ALEXIS: HEY.
JUAN: DIDN'T EXPECT SEE
YOU HERE.
NED: YEAH, I DECIDED TO MOVE
MY MEETING AROUND BECAUSE
THERE'S SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT
I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU ABOUT.
JUAN: DID I DO SOMETHING
WRONG?
NED: I WANT YOU TO TELL ME
THAT YOU DIDN'T.

ALAN: OH, THERE YOU ARE.
LISTEN, I'VE BEEN GOING OVER
THE HOSPITAL BUDGET
FOR NOVEMBER, AND YOU HAVE
APPROVED CERTAIN EXPENDITURES
FOR THE LIFE OF ME I DO NOT
UNDERSTAND WHY.
MONICA: BECAUSE I'M
THE CHIEF OF STAFF.
I DON'T THINK I HAVE TO EXPLAIN
ANYTHING MORE.
ALAN: DID I SAY SOMETHING
TO OFFEND YOU?
MONICA: WELL, IT REALLY
INFURIATES ME THAT YOU THINK
YOU CAN JUST SAIL RIGHT BACK
INTO A POSITION THAT YOU VACATED
MONTHS AGO.
ALAN: EXCUSE ME, IT IS
MY POSITION.
WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU OBJECT?
I ONLY LOANED IT TO YOU, MONICA.
IT WAS NEVER PERMANENT.
MONICA: OK, OK.
ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
ACTUALLY, WE SHOULD NOT EVEN BE
DISCUSSING THIS RIGHT NOW.
IF YOU HAD BEEN PAYING
ATTENTION, THERE ARE MORE
PRESSING ISSUES AT HAND.
ALAN: SOMETHING'S WRONG
WITH EMILY.
IF THAT BOY HAS HURT HER --
MONICA: NO, IT ISN'T EMILY.
IT IS YOUR SON'S WORLD THAT IS
BEING SHATTERED.
ALAN: ALL RIGHT, MONICA.
WHAT HAPPENED?
MONICA: ALAN, CARLY HAPPENED.
SHE IS THE PREDATOR.
SHE DOESN'T WANT A.J.
SHE DOESN'T WANT TO STAY HERE.
SHE DOESN'T WANT TO STAY
WITH HIM.
AND IN THE END, A.J.'S GOING
TO LOSE.
ALAN: OH, OK.
NOW I UNDERSTAND.
YOU DON'T LIKE CARLY.
YOU NEVER HAVE.
AND THAT'S OK.
BUT A.J. DOES LIKE HER, AND HE'S
HAPPY.
SO JUST LET IT BE.
MONICA: AND DO WHAT YOU DO?
THE ONLY THING CARLY HAS DONE IS
SPEND A.J.'S MONEY AND SMILE
PRETTY ON HIS ARM.
A.J. GOT HIS POSITION
AT E.L.Q. ALL BY HIMSELF.
HE'S MADE HIS WAY WITH
THE AMANDA BARRINGTONS OF THIS
TOWN ALL BY HIMSELF.
CARLY HAS BEEN NOTHING
BUT A LEECH TO HIM.
EDWARD HAS A.J. BELIEVING THAT
HIS SUCCESS AT E.L.Q., HIS WORTH
AS A HUMAN BEING IS MYSTERIOUSLY
DEPENDANT ON CARLY.
I JUST WANT YOU TO HELP ME
CONVINCE HIM IT ISN'T TRUE.
ALAN: HOW?
YOU WANT ME TO PROMOTE
A DIVORCE?
I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT.
A.J. AND CARLY HAVE A CHILD.
MONICA: AND THAT CHILD WOULD
BE BETTER OFF WITH THOSE
DIVORCED PARENTS THAN TWO PEOPLE
THAT HATE EACH OTHER.
TRUST ME, ALAN.
I'M RIGHT ON THIS ONE.
ALAN: OK.
WE WILL DO WHATEVER WE CAN
TO BOOST A.J.'S CONFIDENCE.
I GUESS IT WON'T HURT ANYTHING.

FELICIA: IT'S IRONIC.
I WAS ALWAYS SO GRATEFUL THAT
MY LITTLE GIRLS WEREN'T GOING
TO GROW UP WITHOUT THEIR MOTHER
LIKE I DID.
LUKE: HEY --
I'M NOT GIVING UP YET,
AND NEITHER ARE YOU.
FELICIA: IT'S THE ONLY THING
LEFT TO DO.
I'M NOT GOING TO SIT HERE
AND WASTE MY TIME KIDDING
MYSELF.
FAISON'S GOING TO KILL US.
WE'RE NEVER GOING TO SEE
OUR FAMILIES AGAIN.
WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO?
THEY DEPEND ON ME.
THEY NEED ME.
AND I LET THEM DOWN.
AND I PULLED YOU AWAY
FROM YOUR ONLY DAUGHTER.
LUKE: HEY, STOP THAT.
DON'T, DON'T.
LOOK, YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN THIS
ALONE -- EVER.
AND AS LONG AS WE'RE BREATHING,
WE'VE GOT A CHANCE.
FELICIA: YOU KNOW, THAT IS
JUST WHAT I LOVE ABOUT YOU.
YOU'RE SO STUBBORN AND SO BRAVE.
BUT YOU HAVE TO LET GO AND FACE
THE TRUTH.
FAISON'S NOT GOING TO LET US
WALK OUT OF HERE ALIVE.

JAX: WOW.
LOOKS LIKE YOU BOUGHT THE WHOLE
STORE, HUH?
DID YOU GET ANYTHING FOR ME?
CHLOE: HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
YOU WILL SEE.
JAX: WELL, THAT MEANS YES.
DO I GET A HINT?
CHLOE: NOT EVEN ONE.
AND DON'T TRY TO DRAG ONE OUT
OF ME BECAUSE YOU JUST WON'T.
JAX: WELL, YOU HAVE
YOUR SECRETS, I HAVE MINE.
WHAT'S YOUR M.O. TONIGHT?
CHLOE: MR. AND MRS. ASHTON
WILL BE DINING IN ON ROOM
SERVICE IN THE PRIVACY
OF THEIR HOTEL SUITE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
JAX: I'LL BE THE ONE
AT THE BAR AT THE P.C. GRILL
COMPLAINING VERY LOUDLY ABOUT
THE LONG HOURS MY NEW WIFE
DEVOTES TO HER LAW PRACTICE.
CHLOE: I'LL MISS YOU.
JAX: MAYBE I'LL SWING
BY YOUR SUITE ON THE WAY
BACK UP.
YOU KNOW, JUST TO SAY
GOOD NIGHT.
CHLOE: I THINK THAT WOULD BE
NICE.
YES, BUT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME
IS I DON'T GET A HINT, EITHER.
JAX: NO, I'M NOT AS SADISTIC
AS YOU.
CHLOE: SADISTIC?
JAX: YEAH, AND SINCE I'M
A NICE GUY, I'M GOING
TO TELL YOU.
CHLOE: OH, UH-HUH.
JAX: I WANT TO RING
IN THE MILLENNIUM WITH YOU.
CHLOE: IT'S A DATE.

JUAN: I'VE BEEN KEEPING UP
WITH MY SCHOOLWORK,
CHECKING IN WITH THE OUTREACH
PROGRAM.
MY BAGS ARE PACKED.
I'M ALL READY TO MOVE
IN WITH TAGGERT.
WHERE DID I MESS UP?
NED: OBVIOUSLY, YOU'VE BEEN
CONDITIONED BY EMILY'S PARENTS.
I'M WORRIED, TOO, BUT NOT
NECESSARILY BECAUSE I THINK
YOU'RE WRONG FOR EMILY.
I JUST WANT A BETTER GRASP
OF YOUR INTENTIONS.
JUAN: INTENTIONS?
NED: HERE'S HOW I SEE IT,
JUAN.
YOU MEET EMILY ONE DAY.
10 MINUTES LATER, SHE'S HEAD
OVER HEELS.
FIVE MINUTES AFTER THAT,
SHE'S TURNING HERSELF INSIDE
OUT, DOING WHATEVER SHE CAN
TO KEEP YOU HERE IN
PORT CHARLES.
SO I JUST NEED YOU TO LOOK ME
IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THAT
YOUR FEELINGS FOR HER ARE ABOUT
SOMETHING REAL AND NOT JUST
A HANDY SOLUTION TO A CASE
OF ISLAND FEVER.
AN: I CAN DO THAT.
NED: GOOD.
JUAN: WHEN I FIRST CAME
TO PORT CHARLES, I WAS LOOKING
FOR MY FATHER.
INSTEAD, I FOUND EMILY.
SHE'S THE ONLY REASON FOR ME
TO BE HERE.
I MEAN, L&B IS AWESOME
AND THE OUTREACH PROGRAM IS
GREAT, BUT MY LIFE IN
PUERTO RICO WASN'T BAD.
SURE, I GOT ANTSY AND MY PARENTS
GOT ON MY NERVES AND I'D THINK
ABOUT LEAVING WHENEVER I COULD,
BUT, YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS GOT
OVER IT.
BUT WHEN I MET EMILY,
SOMETHING HAPPENED.
YOU KNOW, WE CONNECTED IN A WAY
THAT I DIDN'T KNOW WAS POSSIBLE.
WE GET EACH OTHER, YOU KNOW?
EMILY --
EMILY MAKES ME BETTER.
NED: I UNDERSTAND THAT.
BUT THE THING ABOUT FEELING
CONNECTED TO SOMEBODY,
WELL, THEN THE EASIER IT IS
FOR THEM TO HURT YOU.
JUAN: I WOULD NEVER HURT
EMILY.
I'D RATHER CUT OFF MY ARMS.
I MEAN, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN
BY INTENTIONS.
NED: IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH.
HERE YOU GO, JUAN.
DON'T FORGET TO LOCK UP.
AND IF I FIND OUT THAT YOU'RE
LYING AND THAT I THINK THAT
YOU MEANT EMILY ANY HARM IN ANY
WAY --
JUAN: I DON'T, I DON'T.
NED: I WILL BE CUTTING OFF
YOUR ARMS
AND YOUR LEGS
AND YOUR EARS.
AND I WON'T FORGET YOUR NOSE,
EITHER.

ROY: THANKS.
LAURA: MM-HMM.
ROY: DOES BOBBIE DROP
IN A LOT?
LAURA: I WOULDN'T SAY A LOT.
OCCASIONALLY.
WHY?
IS THAT A PROBLEM?
ROY: NO, NO.
IT'S JUST THAT I REMEMBER
THE TWO OF YOU WERE ALWAYS
FIGHTING.
LAURA: OH.
ROY: IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE
YOU BEING FRIENDS.
LAURA: REALLY?
WERE WE REALLY THAT BAD?
ROY: YEAH.
WELL, THE WAY I REMEMBER IT,
EVERY TWO OR THREE MONTHS,
ONE OF YOU WOULD SUCK IT UP
AND TRY TO LIKE THE OTHER
FOR LUKE'S SAKE, BUT NEITHER ONE
OF YOU COULD PULL IT OFF
FOR VERY LONG.
LAURA: OH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
I GUESS THERE'S STILL A LITTLE
BIT OF THAT THERE, BUT WE'VE
MELLOWED AN AWFUL LOT OVER
THE YEARS.
ROY: OH.
LAURA: I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE REMEMBERED MY BIRTHDAY,
THOUGH.
ROY: I REMEMBER ONE BIRTHDAY
OF MINE IN PARTICULAR WHERE
SHE WAS JUMPING OUT OF THE DARK
WEARING A FUNNY HAT AND BLOWING
LIKE CRAZY ON THIS LITTLE TIN
HORN.
THAT WAS REALLY --
LAURA: I THINK THAT'S
A LITTLE MORE THAN I NEED
TO KNOW.
ROY: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO GO THERE.
YOU KNOW, LAURA, IF THE OFFER
STILL STANDS, I WOULD LOVE
TO TAKE THE ROOM.
LAURA: REALLY?
ROY: YEAH.
LAURA: OHGREAT.
THAT'S FABULOUS.
YES, YES.
WHEN WOULD YOU LIKE TO MOVE IN?
ROY: WELL, SOONER IS BETTER
IF THAT'S OK.
LAURA: IT'S FINE.
ANY TIME YOU WANT, REALLY.
ROY: OK.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
LAURA: EXCUSE ME.
AND IT'S NOT THIS BUSY HERE
USUALLY.
I PROMISE YOU THAT.
LAURA: STEFAN.
OH, THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.
STEFAN: HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
LAURA: THANK YOU.
STEFAN: I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU HAD
A VISITOR.
LAURA: ROY'S NOT A VISITOR.
HE'S AN OLD FRIEND OF OURS.
AND, WELL, ACTUALLY HE'S GOING
TO BE MOVING IN.

FELICIA: EVER WONDER WHAT IF?
LUKE: ALL THE TIME.
WHAT IF WE WEREN'T STUCK IN THIS
RAT HOLE?
WHAT IF I'D KILLED FAISON
THE 20 OR SO TIMES I HAD
THE OPPORTUNITY?
FELICIA: NO, NO.
I WAS THINKING OF A GRANDER
SCALE.
LIKE WHAT IF I'D NEVER MOVED
TO PORT CHARLES AND YOU LIVED
ALONE IN TEXAS AND NEVER LEFT?
WHAT IF THERE WAS NO LAURA
AND THERE WAS NO FRISCO?
AND WHAT IF I WAS WALKING ALONG
THE STREET ONE DAY IN AGUA DULCE
AND WE BUMPED INTO EACH OTHER?
WOULD YOU HAVE --
LUKE: RECOGNIZED YOU?
I'D LIKE TO THINK THAT I WOULD
HAVE KNOWN YOU ANYWHERE --
AFTER A WHILE, A LEAST.
I'M PRETTY SLOW ON THE UPTAKE
WHEN IT COMES TO THESE THINGS.
BUT THE MINUTE THE WORLD GOT
STILL ENOUGH FOR ME TO FALL
INTO THOSE BABY BLUES,
I WOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU.
MY HEART WOULD.
JUST LIKE NOW.

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THE NEXT "GENERAL HOSPITAL."

>> ON THE NEXT
"GENERAL HOSPITAL" --

JUAN: I WANT PEOPLE TO ADMIRE
ME FOR ME, NOT BECAUSE I'M
MIGUEL MOREZ'S SON.

JASON: I HOPE TAKING CARE
OF ME HASN'T COST YOU TOO MUCH.

NIKOLAS: YOU MIND IF I ASK
YOU A QUESTION ABOUT JASON
MORGAN?

STEFAN: SHALL I ASSUME YOU'VE
DECIDED AGAINST EVER STARTING
A LIFE WITH ME?

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