General Hospital Transcript Thursday 11/25/99

Provided by Laura

ALAN: WELL, MONICA, I AM
REALLY PLEASED THAT YOU'RE
LEARNING SO MUCH.
OF COURSE, I'D RATHER HAVE
YOU HERE WITH ME, BUT -- WELL,
AT LEAST THE SEMINAR'S TURNING
OUT TO BE WORTHWHILE.
YES, INDEED.
WE ARE PREPARING FOR THE ANNUAL
QUARTERMAINE THANKSGIVING
DINNER.
COOK WILL BE ATTEMPTING TO PUT
A TURKEY IN THE OVEN, BUT JUST
TO COVER OURSELVES, I HAVE
ORDERED MANY PIZZAS
WITH EVERYTHING ON IT.
SHE'S RIGHT HERE.
EM, COME OVER HERE AND TALK
TO YOUR MOM.
EMILY: HEY, MOM.
HOW'S LONDON?
ALAN: SO, WHERE'S CARLY?
SHE'S NOT GOING TO MISS
HER FIRST QUARTERMAINE
THANKSGIVING DINNER, IS SHE?

A.J.: SHE'S UPSTAIRS RESTING.
SAYS SHE HAS A HEADACHE.
EDWARD: OH, WELL, SHE'LL GET
OVER IT.
WHERE'S MICHAEL?
A.J.: TAKING A NAP.
EDWARD: BUT HE IS GOING
TO JOIN US FOR DINNER, RIGHT?
A.J.: OOH, WOULDN'T MISS IT.
EDWARD: I CAN HARDLY WAIT
TO SEE THAT LITTLE BOY'S FACE
WHEN HE GETS A LOOK AT THE BIG,
JUICY BIRD.
ALAN: OR WHATEVER.
EDWARD: NOW --
AND I HAVE HIM A LITTLE
SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR
THE OCCASION.
LILA: OH, EDWARD, WHAT HAVE
YOU DONE NOW?
EDWARD: OH, IT'S NOTHING
MUCH, LILA.
JUST A FEW HUNDRED SHARES
OF A COPPER MINE IN VENEZUELA.
GOING TO DO EVERYTHING RIGHT
THIS YEAR.
THIS IS LITTLE MICHAEL'S FIRST
THANKSGIVING WITH THE FAMILY,
AND I WANT THINGS TO BE PERFECT.
EMILY: SO, IS THIS EVERYBODY?
EDWARD: WELL, IT SEEMS LIKE
A PERFECTLY RESPECTABLE GROUP
TO ME.
EMILY: YEAH.
DON'T YOU THINK IT'D BE A LOT
NICER, THOUGH, IF IT WAS
A BIGGER GROUP?
ALAN: OK, EM, TELL US.
WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT?
EMILY: I INVITED SOMEONE
ELSE.
EDWARD: ON WHO'S AUTHORITY?
EMILY: MINE.
EDWARD: YOU CAN JUST RETRACT
THE INVITATION ON MINE.
THIS NIGHT IS FOR THE
QUARTERMAINES ALONE.
EMILY: OH, BUT, GRANDFATHER,
THANKSGIVING IS FOR SHARING.
EDWARD: WELL, IN THEORY,
YES, BUT --
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
EDWARD: OH, LOOK.
IT'S HIM.
A.J.: WHO'D YOU EXPECT?
EMILY: HEY.
JUAN: HEY.
HI, EVERYONE.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
A.J.: HEY, JUAN.
LILA: AND THE SAME TO YOU,
JUAN, DEAR.
HOW NICE OF YOU TO JOIN US
FOR DINNER.
JUAN: THE TURKEY SMELLS
GREAT.
A.J.: DON'T DO THAT.
ALAN: DON'T -- DON'T --
YOU NEVER SAY "TURKEY" IN THIS
HOUSE, NOT AT THANKSGIVING.
JUAN: WHAT'D I DO?
EMILY: THEY'RE AFRAID YOU'RE
GOING TO JINX IT.
JUAN: AND HOW COULD I DO
THAT?
EMILY: WELL, YOU HAVE
TO UNDERSTAND THAT EVERY SINGLE
YEAR WHEN WE GET A TURKEY,
SOMETHING ENDS UP HAPPENING
AND THEN WE END UP HAVING TO GET
PIZZA INSTEAD.
GRANDFATHER'S REALLY HOPING THIS
YEAR WILL BE DIFFERENT.
EDWARD: I'M NOT JUST HOPING.
I'VE TAKEN STEPS TO ASSURE IT.
ALAN: WHAT STEPS?
EDWARD: I HAD TWO BRAND-NEW
OVENS INSTALLED YESTERDAY.
A.J.: TWO?
EDWARD: MM-HMM.
ONE ON TOP OF THE OTHER.
SOMETHING GOES WRONG WITH ONE
OVEN, WE JUST SWITCH THE TURKEY.
A.J.: MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE
GOTTEN TWO TURKEYS.
EDWARD: MAKE ALL THE JOKES
YOU WANT TO, BUT MY
GREAT-GRANDSON WILL NOT BE
DENIED A TRADITIONAL
THANKSGIVING DINNER.
EMILY: DAD, I WAS JUST
WONDERING IF JUAN AND I COULD
STEP OUT FOR ABOUT AN HOUR.
I HAVE TO GO BY A FRIEND'S
HOUSE.
ALAN: OH, REALLY?
DOES THIS FRIEND HAVE A NAME?
EMILY: MICHAEL.
YOU DON'T KNOW HIM THAT WELL.
ALAN: OH.
EDWARD: WELL, WHERE DOES
HE LIVE?
EMILY: DOWNTOWN.
ALAN: LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO INTERROGATE EMILY.
SHE'S A BIG GIRL NOW, ALL RIGHT?
EMILY, YOU GO AHEAD, BUT PLEASE
MAKE SURE THAT YOU'RE HOME
IN ENOUGH TIME SO THAT WE DON'T
HAVE TO HAVE COLD PIZZA -- COLD
DINNER -- COLD THANKSGIVING.
SORRY -- TURKEY.
EMILY: I WILL, I PROMISE.
BYE. SHALL WE?
ALAN: BYE.
JUAN: YEAH. BYE-BYE.
SEE YOU LATER.
EDWARD: I CAN TELL YOU WHY
YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE WITH THAT
LITTLE GIRL.
YOU LET HER GO ANYWHERE
SHE WANTS TO, AND YOU HAVE
NO IDEA WHAT SHE'S DOING.
ALAN: EXCUSE ME.
MAY I INTRODUCE A CONCEPT
TO YOU THAT YOU MAY HAVE RUN
OVER IN THE COURSE OF
YOUR TRAVELS?
IT'S CALLED TRUST.
EDWARD: THE ONLY TRUST I HAVE
IS THAT YOU AND MONICA ARE GOING
TO INEVITABLY FAIL WHEN IT COMES
TO RAISING YOUR CHILDREN.
A.J.: THANK YOU SO MUCH.
ALAN: DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION
TO HIM, A.J.
HE HAS THE SENSITIVITY
OF A RABID DOG.
EDWARD: OH -- AND LOOK,
ANOTHER THING.
IF THAT LITTLE GIRL WERE
MY DAUGHTER, THE FIRST THING
I WOULD DO WOULD BE TO FORBID
HER TO SEE THAT DELINQUENT.
ALAN: HA!
EXCUSE ME WHILE I LAUGH
IN YOUR FACE.
EDWARD: WHAT?
ALAN: THE ONLY INTEREST
YOU HAVE EVER TAKEN IN ANY
OF YOUR CHILDREN IS WHETHER
THEY WERE GOING TO BE VOTING
WITH YOU ON THE E.L.Q. BOARD.
EDWARD: HOW DARE YOU INSULT
ME LIKE THAT.
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE
BEEN AN IDEAL FATHER.
ALAN: OH, REALLY?
EDWARD: YEAH.
ALAN: HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN
TRACY?

[TELEPHONE RINGS]
LUKE: LUKE'S.
HI, SWEETHEART.
HI.
WELL, HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO YOU,
TOO.
OH, IT'S SO COOL YOU CALLED ME.
UH-HUH.
OH?
ARE YOU AND MOM GOING TO HAVE
A BIG MEAL TONIGHT,
DO THE TURKEY THING?
OH.
OH, I DIDN'T KNOW THE CASSADINES
CELEBRATED ANY HOLIDAYS OTHER
THAN HALLOWEEN.
MM-HMM.
WELL, NO, I'M GOING TO HAVE
A BIG PARTY HERE AT MY CLUB
TONIGHT, AND ALL MY FRIENDS WILL
BE HERE.
AND IT'S GOING TO BE REALLY FUN.
GOOD. OK.
I LOVE YOU, TOO, BABY.
ALL RIGHT.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
BYE-BYE.
I'LL SEE YOU SOON.
LAURA: HELLO, MRS. LANSBURY?
IT'S LAURA.
WOULD YOU PLEASE TELL STEFAN
THAT I'M RUNNING JUST A LITTLE
BIT LATE?
MY ERRANDS TOOK A LITTLE LONGER
THAN I EXPECTED.
OK.
IS THERE ANYTHING THAT I CAN
BRING OVER?
I'M SURE IT IS.
I CAN PRACTICALLY SMELL
THE TURKEY FROM HERE.
OK.
I'M GOING TO GO PICK UP
LESLEY LU, AND THEN WE'LL BE
RIGHT OVER.
ALL RIGHT.
BYE-BYE.

HANNAH: HEY.
SONNY: HEY.
HANNAH: SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
SONNY: VERY CONVINCING.
HANNAH: YOU KNOW, I AM
SO GLAD YOU INVITED MIKE OVER
FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER.
IT'S SO IMPORTANT TO BE
WITH THE FAMILY DURING
THE HOLIDAYS.
SONNY: YEAH.
BUT MIKE INVITED HIMSELF.
REMEMBER THAT.
RIGHT.
HANNAH: I'M GOING TO GET
THE CANDLES.
SONNY: ALL RIGHT.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
SONNY: HEY.
MIKE: THANKS, JOHNNY.
SONNY: WHAT'S THAT?
MIKE: IT'S A ROTISSERIE
COOKER.
I MEAN, I WOULDN'T EXPECT
YOU TO KNOW THIS, BUT IT'S
THE ONLY WAY TO COOK A TURKEY.
SONNY: OK, OK.
YOU'RE NOT BRINGING THAT
INTO MY KITCHEN.
MIKE: DON'T TELL ME YOU PLAN
ON ROASTING IT IN A PAN.
SONNY: YOU WANT A MOIST BIRD,
THAT'S THE WAY TO GET IT, MIKE.
MIKE: A ROTISSERIE COOKER IS
THE ONLY WAY TO ASSURE AN EVENLY
ROASTED TURKEY.
BESIDES, IT COOKS THE SKIN ALL
THE WAY AROUND NICE AND BROWN.
SONNY: I'VE BEEN COOKING
TURKEY FOR YEARS, NEVER HAD ONE
COMPLAINT.
MIKE: YEAH, PROBABLY NEVER
HAD A COMPLIMENT, EITHER.
SONNY: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
MIKE: LOOK, FORGET ABOUT IT.
FORGET IT.
YOU MAKE THE TURKEY YOUR WAY.
I GET TO CHOOSE THE STUFFING.
SONNY: I ALREADY MADE IT.
MIKE: WHAT KIND?
SONNY: APPLE.
MIKE: DON'T TELL ME
YOU ALREADY PUT IT IN THE TURKEY
YET.
SONNY: NO.
MIKE: THANK GOODNESS I'M HERE
IN TIME.
SONNY: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
MIKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
MIKE: I'M GOING TO GO PREPARE
THE SAUSAGE STUFFING.
SONNY: I TOLD YOU I MADE
APPLE.
MIKE: YOU DON'T HAVE
TO APOLOGIZE, SONNY.
WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES.
SONNY: YOU GOT SOMETHING
AGAINST APPLE?
MIKE: WELL, YEAH.
FOR STARTERS, IT'S FOR PIE.
SONNY: SEE, THAT SHOWS
YOU HOW MUCH YOU KNOW.
APPLE STUFFING IS THE BEST
STUFFING --
MIKE: APPLE STUFFING -- WHAT
CAN YOU DO WITH THE APPLE?
YOU MIGHT AS WELL --
HANNAH: I THOUGHT HEARD
BICKERING, HI.
MIKE: HI.
HANNAH: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DISAGREEING ABOUT THIS TIME?
SONNY: STUFFING.
MIKE: THE MAN WON'T LISTEN
TO REASON.
HANNAH: MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST
CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
MIKE: YEAH, WELL, WHY DON'T
I PUT THIS DOWN FIRST BEFORE
MY ARM FALLS OFF.
SONNY: WHAT KIND
OF VEGETABLES YOU GOT IN THERE?
MIKE: VEGETABLES -- I BROUGHT
YAMS.
SONNY: NO, WE'RE HAVING
GARLIC POTATOES.
MIKE: WHAT DO YOU MEAN GARLIC
POTATOES?
SONNY: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

JAX: THAT'S HOW MUCH IT TOOK
TO BUY JERRY OFF LAST TIME.
NED: SO?
JAX: YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S
A LOT OF MONEY?
NED: POCKET CHANGE.
I CAN RAISE THIS IN
AN AFTERNOON.
THAT MUCH, HUH?
JAX: YEAH.
THAT'S THE THING ABOUT
FREEDOM -- IT'S VERY EXPENSIVE.
CHLOE: HELLO.
OH -- THERE WILL BE NO BUSINESS
CONDUCTED ON THANKSGIVING.
JAX: WELL, THAT'S FINE
WITH ME.
THANKSGIVING IS ONE
OF MY FAVORITE HOLIDAYS.
CHLOE: OH, MINE, TOO.
ARE YOUR PARENTS PLANNING
ON JOINING US?
JAX: NO, THEY'RE GOING
TO SPEND THE DAY WITH JERRY.
CHLOE: GREAT.
SO IT'LL BE JUST THE FOUR OF US.
NED: SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
I'LL HAVE MINE WITH MUSHROOMS
AND OLIVES.
ALEXIS: YOUR WHAT?
NED: MY PIZZA.
IT'S A QUARTERMAINE TRADITION.
CHLOE: YOU HAVE PIZZA
FOR THANKSGIVING?
NED: WELL, IT DOESN'T ALWAYS
START OUT THAT WAY, BUT SOMEHOW
THAT'S HOW IT ALWAYS WINDS UP.
JAX: YOU KNOW, WE USED
TO HAVE ROASTED MOOSE IN ALASKA.
CHLOE: WHAT HAPPENED
TO TURKEY?
JAX: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
A MOOSE DRUMSTICK?
IT'S, LIKE -- IT'S,
LIKE, THIS BIG.
ALEXIS: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW REPULSIVE THAT SOUNDS?
CHLOE: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
NEITHER OF YOU KNOW THE FIRST
THING ABOUT A REAL THANKSGIVING
DINNER.
ALEXIS: NEITHER DO I.
I GREW UP IN GREECE.
THE CLOSEST WE CAME
TO THANKSGIVING WAS STUFFING
GRAPE LEAVES.
NED: FRANKLY, I THINK
THE WHOLE TRADITIONAL MEAL IS
KIND OF OVERRATED.
FIRST OF ALL, YOU ALWAYS EAT WAY
TOO MUCH.
AND THEN YOU FALL ASLEEP
ON THE COUCH.
AND THEN FOR LEFTOVERS YOU HAVE
TURKEY SANDWICHES, TURKEY SALAD,
TURKEY SOUP -- UNTIL YOU FEEL
LIKE YOU'RE SPROUTING FEATHERS.
JAX: YOU KNOW, THE GOOD THING
WITH ROASTED MOOSE IS THERE ARE
NEVER ANY LEFTOVERS.
CHLOE: NOW, LOOK.
THE HOLIDAY I MISSED THE MOST
WHEN I WAS IN EUROPE WAS
THANKSGIVING.
AND THIS YEAR WE'RE DOING IT
RIGHT -- WITH A WHOLE TURKEY
DINNER AND ALL THE TRIMMINGS.
JAX: AND YOU'RE PLANNING
TO PREPARE THIS YOURSELF?
CHLOE: WE DON'T HAVE TO GO
OVERBOARD.
I HAVE ALREADY ORDERED
A COMPLETE TURKEY DINNER,
AND ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS GO PICK
IT UP.
ALEXIS: OH, GOODY.
A WOMAN AFTER MY OWN HEART --
WHEN IT COMES TO COOKING, DON'T.
NED: WELL, THEN I'LL JUST GO
HOME AND WAIT FOR YOU THERE.
CHLOE: WHY?
NED: WELL, BECAUSE I DON'T
WANT THAT QUARTERMAINE TURKEY
JINX WORKING AGAINST US.
CHLOE: NED, WE CAN BEAT IT.
THIS YEAR, A TURKEY DINNER WILL
BE YOURS.
NED: THEN WHAT ARE WE WAITING
FOR?
JAX: I'M GOING TO STAY HERE.
CHLOE: WAIT -- YOU'RE NOT
GOING?
JAX: I HAVE TO WAIT
FOR AN IMPORTANT PHONE CALL
FROM GERMANY.
I DON'T WANT TO MISS IT.
CHLOE: OK.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
YOU KNOW, THE REASON I WANTED
TO CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING
SO BADLY THIS YEAR MAY BE THAT
I HAVE AN AWFUL LOT TO BE
THANKFUL FOR.

[MUSIC]
SINGER: THERE'S NO MORE
WAITING
HOLDING OUT FOR LOVE
YOU ARE MY GODSEND
CHLOE: PERFECT.
BROKEN HEEL, I'M SOAKING WET,
I'M HIDING FROM A PACK
OF MANIACS.
[THUNDER]
SINGER: MY ANGEL
FROM ABOVE
HEAVEN KNOWS
SINGERS: I'M HEAD
OVER HEELS
AND IT SHOWS
I'VE PLAYED EVERY FIELD
I SUPPOSE
SINGER: BUT THERE'S
SOMETHING ABOUT YOU
SINGERS: WHEN YOU'RE AROUND
BABY, I HAVE FOUND
SINGER: I GET LOST
IN YOU
JAX: I'LL WATCH.
CHLOE: WHAT'S THE MATTER?
AFRAID YOU'LL GET HURT?
JAX: OH, NO, I JUST DON'T
WANT YOU TO BE EMBARRASSED WHEN
I WIN.
CHLOE: OH.
SINGER: NEVER KNOWN BEFORE
THAT I SHOULD DARE TO
SWEAR UNTO
SURRENDER EVER MORE
THAT'S WHAT I CAME HERE FOR
CHLOE: HELLO.
JAX: HI.
LOOKS LIKE WE PULLED IT OFF.
CHLOE: WE DID.
SINGERS: I'M HEAD
OVER HEELS
AND IT SHOWS
I'VE PLAYED EVERY FIELD
I SUPPOSE
BUT THERE'S SOMETHING
ABOUT YOU
WHEN YOU'RE AROUND
BABY, I HAVE FOUND
I GET LOST
JAX: HOW IT IS?
CHLOE: IT'S GREAT.
SINGERS: LOST IN
YOUR WONDERFUL WAYS
SINGER: HEAVEN KNOWS
JAX: WOW?
CHLOE: BIRTHDAY -- WOW!
WOW.
WHAT -- WHAT IS THIS?
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROOKE LYNN."
JAX: YES.
WELCOME TO THE LOCAL VERSION
OF BROOKE LYNN'S BIRTHDAY BASH.
CHLOE: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW WONDERFUL YOU ARE?
JAX: WELL, YOU KNOW,
AS BROOKE LYNN'S FAIRY
GODMOTHER, YOU'RE ENTITLED
TO MAKE A WISH.
GO AHEAD.
SINGERS: I'M HEAD
OVER HEELS
AND IT SHOWS
I'VE PLAYED EVERY FIELD
I SUPPOSE
BUT THERE'S SOMETHING
ABOUT YOU
JAX: SO HOW LONG CAN
YOU STAY?
CHLOE: A WHILE.
SINGER: BABY, I HAVE FOUND
I GET LOST IN A WONDERFUL DAZE
SINGERS: LOST IN YOUR
WONDERFUL WAYS
SINGER: HEAVEN KNOWS
JAX: READY?
CHLOE: WAIT!
IF THIS IS REALLY IT --
[MEN'S VOICES]
JAX: IF YOUR FACE IS THE LAST
THING I EVER SEE, I DIE A HAPPY
MAN.
JAX and CHLOE: THREE --
AH!
SINGERS: THERE'S SOMETHING
ABOUT YOU
WHEN YOU'RE AROUND
BABY, I HAVE FOUND
I GET LOST
IN YOU

LAURA: PLEASE, TELL ME.
WHAT'S PULLING YOU AWAY FROM ME?
LUKE: I DON'T KNOW.
WE SEE THINGS DIFFERENTLY.
MAYBE THAT'S IT.
OUR KID MOVED OUT ON MY WATCH.
MAYBE IT'S THAT.
AND MAYBE IT'S JUST CASSADINE
BEING ACCUSED OF MURDER.
LAURA: WHAT HAS HE GOT TO DO
WITH US?
LUKE: THAT'S WHAT I WANT
TO KNOW.
LAURA: I'M NOT GOING TO LET
STEFAN OR NIKOLAS COME INTO THIS
MARRIAGE.
LUKE: IN COURT,
UNDER OATH,
THE D.A. ASKED YOU IF YOU HAD
SLEPT WITH CASSADINE -- STEFAN,
NOT STAVROS BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW
YOU DID THAT.
AND I WAITED
AND I WAITED
FOR YOU TO LOOK AT ME,
FOR OUR EYES TO MEET
OR SOMETHING SO THAT WE COULD
SHARE A WINK OR A LAUGH
OR A SMIRK BECAUSE THE IDEA WAS
SO ABSURD!
BUT YOU DIDN'T LOOK AT ME
BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T.
AND THERE'S ONLY ONE REASON
FOR THAT.
BECAUSE WHEN YOU SAID
THAT YOU HADN'T HAD SEXUAL
RELATIONS WITH STEFAN CASSADINE
YOU WERE LYING.
YOU HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HIM,
DIDN'T YOU?
SAY IT.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'VE COME TO.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE WE'VE
BEEN.
I JUST KNOW I CAN'T DO THIS
ANYMORE.
LAURA: I CAN'T, EITHER.
LAURA: HOW ARE YOU?
LUKE: PEACHY.
HOW'S YOUR LOVE LIFE?
LAURA: I NEED TO KNOW
WHERE I STAND WITH YOU.
I NEED TO KNOW
WHERE WE'RE GOING.
LUKE: IT'S LUCKY.
THERE WAS A FIRE.
HE'S GONE, LAURA.
LAURA: WHAT?
LUKE: HE'S GONE.
LAURA: NO --
LUKE: YES.
LAURA: NO.
NO!
NO!
NO!
NO!
STEFAN: WHAT KIND OF COOKIES
ARE THESE?
LESLEY LU: CHOCOLATE CHIP.
STEFAN: CHOCOLATE CHIP.
OH, MAY I HAVE ONE?
I LOVE CHOCOLATE-CHIP COOKIES.
THE MAN WHO OWNS THAT ISLAND
LOVES YOU.
LAURA: STEFAN!
YOU'RE BACK.
OH.
WHAT A SURPRISE.
I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT YOU WERE
GOING TO BE BACK NEXT WEEK.

[ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]
FELICIA'S VOICE: LUKE,
I'M OUT OF TOWN DOING MORE
RESEARCH ON EDWARD AND LILA.
I FOUND OUT EDWARD ONCE INVESTED
IN A STRING OF HOTELS DOWN
IN THE CARIBBEAN.
I MAY NOT CALL IN FOR A WHILE.
I HAVE A LOT TO THINK ABOUT.
ANYWAY, I JUST DIDN'T WANT
YOU TO WORRY ABOUT ME.
BYE.
[ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]
[ANSWERING MACHINE REWINDS]
[ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]
FELICIA'S VOICE: I MAY NOT
CALL IN FOR A WHILE.
I HAVE A LOT TO THINK ABOUT.
ANYWAY, I JUST DIDN'T WANT
YOU TO WORRY ABOUT ME.
BYE.
[ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]
[SWING MUSIC PLAYS THROUGHOUT]
FELICIA: I ALMOST GOT IT.
LUKE: YOU BETTER MAKE IT
FAST.
BUBBA'S GOING TO SEND A SEARCH
PARTY AFTER US.
FELICIA: OH! I SEE IT.
FELICIA: OH.
LUKE: OH.
ALL RIGHT.
NOW WE REALLY GOT TO GET OUT
OF HERE.
COME ON.
LET'S GO.
FELICIA: WAIT.
LUKE: NO, NO WAITING.
NO WAITING.
WE HAVE TO GO.
COME ON.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
FELICIA: NO, WAIT.
FELICIA: AH!
AH!
FELICIA: LUKE -- GET DOWN!
GET DOWN.
LUKE: WHAT, WHAT,
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?
[SWING MUSIC STOPS]

CARLY: YOU WANT TO DO THIS
ONE?
MR. MAN.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, BUD.
YOU KNOW WHAT, MICHAEL?
A LOT OF PEOPLE LOOK AT US,
AND THEY THINK WE HAVE A LOT
TO BE THANKFUL FOR.
AND THEY'RE RIGHT.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, WE LIVE
IN A BIG HOUSE.
WE HAVE LOTS OF NICE THINGS.
LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY TO BUY
LOTS MORE NICE THINGS.
BUT YOU KNOW SOMETHING, MICHAEL?
NONE OF THAT'S IMPORTANT, HONEY.
YOU KNOW, WHAT WE REALLY HAVE
TO BE THANKFUL FOR,
WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT IS THAT
WE HAVE SOMEBODY IN OUR LIVES
THAT LOVES US AND --
BEFORE TOO LONG, WE'LL BE GOING
HOME TO HIM.
CARLY: HEY, STRANGER.
YOU REMEMBER ME?
JASON: I REMEMBER.
SINGER: I AM RIGHT
I'LL CATCH YOU
AND I AM COOL
COOL AS THE DEEP, BLUE OCEAN
I AM LOST
JASON: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE?
CARLY: JASON, I -- I NEED
YOU.
JASON: CARLY, I'M BUSY RIGHT
NOW.
CARLY: JASON, PLEASE.
IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT.
ONE NIGHT WHEN WE WERE KIND
OF BROKEN UP, I SLEPT
WITH SOMEBODY ELSE.
AND AS IT TURNED OUT,
THAT SAME NIGHT, TONY
AND I MADE UP.
AND I'M PRETTY SURE THAT THAT'S
THE NIGHT THAT THE BABY WAS
CONCEIVED.
JASON: CARLY, THE BABY'S
FATHER IS DR. JONES.
OR IT COULD BE A.J.
CARLY: OH, GOD.
JASON, LOOK WHAT I DID TO HIM.
JASON: HE'S A TOUGH LITTLE
GUY, CARLY.
CARLY: I CAN'T --
I CAN'T -- I CAN'T, JASON.
SOMEBODY'S GOT TO TAKE CARE
OF IT, JASON, AND I -- I CAN'T
DO IT RIGHT NOW.
THAT LEAVES YOU.
PROMISE ME YOU'LL WATCH HIM
FOR ME.
OH, GOD.
I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.
WHAT'S THIS?
JASON: IT'S A COURT ORDER
FOR YOUR RELEASE, SIGNED
BY THE JUDGE.
CARLY: I'M FREE, JASON.
YAY!
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
JASON: WHOA, OK.
CARLY: PRINCESS CARLY WAS
ALWAYS -- I MEAN ALWAYS --
IN TROUBLE.
BUT IT WAS NEVER HER FAULT,
RIGHT, DADDY?
JASON: OH, SURE.
CARLY: YEAH, WELL, YOU BETTER
WATCH OUT BECAUSE I'M HOT, BABY.
I'M HOTTER THAN, LIKE, A PARKA.
JASON: CARLY, HOW CAN THINGS
GET WORSE?
CARLY: BEFORE YOU AND MICHAEL
AND I CAN BE TOGETHER, I THINK
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO MARRY A.J.
SINGER: I AM MILK
I AM RIGHT
I'LL CATCH YOU
AND I AM COOL
COOL AS THE DEEP, BLUE OCEAN
I'M WAITING
I'M WAITING
JASON: I KNOW THAT I CAN
COUNT ON YOU --
EVEN THOUGH YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY.
CARLY: I DON'T MEAN TO DRIVE
YOU CRAZY.
JASON: YES, YOU DO.
CARLY: NO.
SINGER: I'M WAITING
I'M WAITING
FOR YOU
I'M ACHING
I'M BREAKING
FOR YOU

SONNY: I CAN'T PUT THE ONION,
MIKE, BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MAKE
SENSE.
MIKE: WELL, WAIT A MINUTE.
WHO'S MAKING THIS STUFF,
ANYWAY, YOU OR ME?
SONNY: WE'RE BOTH -- LOOK,
LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY, THAT'S ALL
I'M SAYING.
SONNY: WHATEVER SOREL WAS
PAYING YOU,
I'LL DOUBLE
IF YOU GO UPSTAIRS WITH ME RIGHT
NOW.
HANNAH: YEAH, I HAVE A SECRET
LIFE.
SONNY: HMM.
HANNAH: YEAH, AND YOU'RE
MR. FULL DISCLOSURE?
SONNY: I'M AN OPEN BOOK.
HANNAH: YEAH, OF BLANK PAGES.
SONNY: IT'S THE INNOCENTS
AROUND ME WHO DROP LIKE FLIES.
MY CAR, MY BUILDING --
WHAT DO I DO?
I JUST KEEP WASHING THE BLOOD
OFF MY HANDS AND DRY-CLEANING IT
OUT OF MY SUITS.
THE BEST ADVICE I CAN GIVE
YOU IF YOU WANT TO LIVE LONG
AND PROSPER IN PORT CHARLES --
STAY THE HELL AWAY
FROM SONNY CORINTHOS.
HANNAH: YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU ARE DANGEROUS.
SONNY: DON'T SAY I DIDN'T
WARN YOU.
HANNAH: I LOVE YOU, SONNY.
NO.
THAT'S NOT A CUE.
I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS TIME THAT
YOU KNEW THAT.
HANNAH'S VOICE: HOW DO
YOU EXPECT ME TO DO MY JOB WHEN
ALL I DO IS REPORT BACK TO YOU?
F.B.I. AGENT'S VOICE: NOW,
I NEED EVIDENCE AGAINST SONNY
CORINTHOS.
DO YOU HAVE ANY FOR ME, OR NOT?
HANNAH: AT THE MOMENT, NO.
F.B.I. AGENT: YOU'RE OFF
THE CASE.
SONNY: I'M HONORED
AND PROUD TO SAY
I LOVE YOU.
HANNAH: I'M THIS CLOSE
TO NAILING CORINTHOS.
ALL I NEED IS A LITTLE MORE
TIME.
F.B.I. AGENT: AGENT SCOTT,
YOUR TIME IS UP.
I'M TAKING YOU OFF THIS
INVESTIGATION.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
HANNAH: HI.
EMILY: HEY!
HANNAH: COME ON IN.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
JUAN: SAME TO YOU.
EMILY: YOU, TOO.
I HOPE THAT WE'RE NOT
INTERRUPTING ANYTHING.
HANNAH: OH, NO.
NO, SONNY AND MIKE ARE JUST
COOKING DINNER IN THE KITCHEN --
OR FIGHTING OVER IT, ANYWAY.
JUAN: YOU KNOW, IT'S PROBABLY
BEST IF WE DON'T DISTURB THEM.
HANNAH: NO, NO, NO.
JUAN: WOULD YOU JUST TELL HIM
THAT WE CAME BY?
EMILY: JUAN.
HE ACTUALLY HAS A GIFT
FOR SONNY.
HANNAH: LET ME GO GET HIM.
JUST WAIT RIGHT HERE.
EMILY: THANKS.
HANNAH: SONNY,
YOU HAVE A VISITOR.

JUAN: IT'S APPLE BREAD.
THE COOK AT EMILY'S BAKED IT.
EMILY: JUAN WANTED
YOU TO KNOW THAT HE WAS THINKING
ABOUT YOU.
SONNY: IS THAT RIGHT?
JUAN: I GUESS.
SONNY: THANKS.
MIKE: HEY, THAT'LL GO GREAT
WITH OUR DINNER.
EMILY: YEAH.
HANNAH: MM-HMM.
HEY, IS THERE ANY CHANCE
YOU GUYS WOULD LIKE TO STAY
FOR DINNER?
EMILY: OH, NO.
WE'D LOVE TO, BUT WE HAVE TO BE
BACK AT THE QUARTERMAINES'
FOR A FAMILY DINNER.
MIKE: WELL, MAYBE ANOTHER
TIME.
EMILY: YEAH.
THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
HANNAH: YEAH.
MIKE: YOU, TOO.
SONNY: WELL, THANKS --
THE BOTH OF YOU.
JUAN: THANKS.
EMILY: YEAH.
ENJOY YOUR DINNER.
HANNAH: THANK YOU.
EMILY: BYE.
MIKE: SEE YOU.
JUAN: BYE.
MIKE: WELL, THAT WAS NICE.
LOOKS LIKE JUAN'S TURNING
INTO A TERRIFIC YOUNG MAN.
SONNY: MIKE, MIKE,
DON'T START.
MIKE: HEY, YOU'RE JUST MAD
BECAUSE THAT APPLE BREAD WILL GO
PERFECT WITH MY SAUSAGE
STUFFING.
YOU SEE, IF WE HAD GONE
WITH YOUR APPLE CONCOCTION,
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN TOTAL
OVERKILL.
SONNY: JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT
LUCKY DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN COOK.
MIKE: WELL, TO TELL
YOU THE TRUTH, THE ENTIRE DINNER
COULD BURN TO A CRISP, AND I --
I'D STILL SAY THIS IS ONE
OF THE BEST THANKSGIVINGS I'VE
HAD IN YEARS.
SONNY: AND WHY'S THAT,
BECAUSE I SINGLE-HANDEDLY LET
YOU DESTROY MY KITCHEN?
MIKE: NO, IT'S BECAUSE
OF HANNAH.
YOU KNOW, ALL THE GOOD FEELINGS
IN THIS HOUSE TODAY START
WITH YOU.
AND MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE,
I'M THANKFUL FOR YOU BRINGING
SOME JOY INTO MY SON'S LIFE.

LAURA: LUKE?
LUKE?
LAURA: HONEY, ARE YOU SURE
THAT DADDY SAID THAT HE WAS
HAVING A PARTY HERE TODAY?
LESLEY LU: A BIG ONE.
LAURA: OH, I THINK I KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED.
YOU KNOW, I'LL BET THAT DADDY
MEANT THAT HE WAS GOING TO A BIG
PARTY.
YOU THINK?
OK.
HEY, I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
HOW ABOUT IF WE WRITE DADDY
A NOTE?
WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?
I THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
HOP.
OK.
WHAT SHOULD WE SAY?
HMM.
HOW ABOUT
"DEAR, DADDY,
HAPPY
THANKSGIVING."
OK?
"LOVE --"
AND YOU WRITE "LULU."
LAURA: OH, LULU,
THAT'S PERFECT.
THAT'S PERFECT.
DADDY'S GOING TO LOVE THAT.
LESLEY LU: AND MOMMY, TOO?
LAURA: OK.
ALL RIGHT.
MOMMY, TOO.
OK?
LET'S GO, SWEETIE.
GRAB YOUR PURSE.
LAURA: COME ON, HONEY.

CHLOE: ALL RIGHT, ADMIT IT,
JAX.
THAT TURKEY BEAT YOUR MOOSE
BY A MILE.
JAX: NOT REALLY.
CHLOE: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
JAX: WELL, THAT'S THE THING
ABOUT TRADITIONS.
SEE, NOTHING EVER TASTES AS GOOD
AS WHAT YOU GREW UP WITH.
CHLOE: OH --
NED: HE'S RIGHT.
AS TASTY AS THIS MEAL WAS,
I STILL PREFER PIZZA.
JAX: YEAH.
CHLOE: YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T SEE ANY LEFTOVERS
ON YOUR PLATE.
NED: I WAS MERELY BEING
POLITE.
JAX: YEAH, ME, TOO.
ANYONE WANT MOOSE?
CHLOE: OH, I GUESS THEN
YOU GUYS WON'T BE TOO SAD
IF I DON'T BRING OUT
THE TRADITIONAL PUMPKIN PIE
AND WHIPPED CREAM THAT I BOUGHT
FOR DESSERT.
ALEXIS: MMM!
NED: PIZZA ON THANKSGIVING?
WHAT COULD I HAVE BEEN THINKING?
JAX: MOOSE -- YOU KNOW,
HOW PRIMITIVE IS THAT?
CHLOE: ALL RIGHT.
I'M GOING TO GET THE PIE.
JAX: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
BEFORE YOU GO, I WOULD LIKE
TO MAINTAIN A JACKS FAMILY
TRADITION.
NED: OH, NO, NO, NO.
IF YOU'RE SUGGESTING THAT
WE HAVE TO SPEND THE NIGHT
IN AN ICE CAVE, FORGET IT.
JAX: NO.
NO, I WAS REFERRING TO A TOAST.
NED: WELL, THEN DO IT
ON YOUR OWN TIME.
I GOT A PIE IN THERE THAT'S
SCREAMING MY NAME.
JAX: WOULD YOU BEAR WITH ME
FOR A SECOND?
I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS TO BE
THANKFUL FOR THIS YEAR,
AND I WANT TO PAY TRIBUTE
TO THEM ON THIS OCCASION.
FIRSTLY,
TO MY UNFAITHFUL WIFE,
AND HER IRRITATING,
YET INTREPID LOVER.
ALEXIS: THAT'S YOU.
JAX: AND MRS. ASHTON,
THE ONLY WOMAN I WOULD EVER BE
TEMPTED TO COMMIT ADULTERY WITH.
CHLOE: OH.
JAX: HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
NED: TO US.
ALEXIS and CHLOE: TO US.
NED: HAPPY THANKSGIVING,
MRS. JACKS.
JAX: HAPPY THANKSGIVING,
MRS. ASHTON.
EDWARD: ALL RIGHT,
A.J., YOU'RE THE C.E.O.
WHY DON'T YOU CARVE THE PIZZA?
EMILY: OH, WHAT HAPPENED?
A.J.: WELL, YOU SEE, THE NEW
OVENS STILL HAVE A FEW KINKS
TO WORK OUT.
EDWARD: WELL, EVERYTHING WAS
GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN
AND THE TURKEY WAS ALMOST READY
AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE
WAS A BOOM.
ALAN: ACTUALLY, IT WAS "BOOM,
BOOM."
FIRST, IT WAS OVEN NUMBER ONE,
AND THEN THE BACKUP.
A.J.: A DRUMSTICK WAS
ACTUALLY DRIVEN THROUGH ONE
OF COOK'S COPPER POTS.
EMILY: I TOLD YOU SO.
EDWARD: NOW, LOOK,
LADY, THERE'S NO SENSE
IN GLOATING.
LOOK AT HIS FACE.
HE'S THE VERY PICTURE
OF DISAPPOINTMENT.
A.J.: OH, NO, NO.
HE'S FINE.
ACTUALLY, HE THOUGHT
THE EXPLOSIONS WERE NEAT.
HEY, LET'S DIG INTO THE PIZZA
BEFORE IT GETS COLD.
YOU KNOW, YOUR MOTHER HAS
NO IDEA WHAT SHE'S MISSING.
EMILY: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
AREN'T WE FORGETTING SOMETHING?
EDWARD: HMM?
ALAN: WHAT?
EMILY: JUST BECAUSE WE DON'T
HAVE TURKEY DOESN'T MEAN
WE SHOULDN'T GIVE THANKS.
ALAN: DID YOU HEAR THAT,
FATHER?
THAT YOUNG WOMAN IS OBVIOUSLY
THE PRODUCT OF REALLY GOOD
PARENTING.
EMILY: MM-HMM.
EDWARD: WELL, ALL RIGHT.
WELL, CAN WE GET THIS OVER
QUICKLY?
COME ON, COME ON.
EMILY: FIRST OF ALL,
I WANT TO THANK YOU TWO.
AND I'M VERY GRATEFUL FOR BOTH
OF YOU.
ALAN: HEY.
EDWARD: WELL, WHO COULD BLAME
HER?
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, DEAR.
EMILY: YOU, TOO, A.J.
GRANDMOTHER,
HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
LILA: THANK YOU, DEAR.
THANK YOU.
EMILY: AND TO ANY FAMILY
MEMBERS THAT MAY NOT BE HERE
RIGHT NOW.
ALAN: HAPPY THANKSGIVING,
SWEETHEART, AND YOU, TOO, JUAN.
EDWARD: WHAT?
OH --
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, JUAN.
JUAN: THANK YOU, SIR.
EDWARD: CAN WE PLEASE SING
NOW BEFORE MY APPETITE GOES
THE WAY OF THE TURKEY?
COME ON.
LET'S GO.
ALAN and A.J.: READY?
EMILY: OK.
ALL: WE GATHER TOGETHER
TO ASK THE LORD'S BLESSING
HE CHASTENS AND HASTENS
HIS WILL TO MAKE KNOWN
THE WICKED OPPRESSING
NOW SEIZED FROM DISTRESSING
SING PRAISES TO HIS NAME
BEFORE IT GETS NOT HIS OWN
ALAN: AGAIN!
ALL: WE GATHER TOGETHER
TO ASK THE LORD'S BLESSING
HE CHASTENS AND HASTENS
HIS WILL TO MAKE KNOWN
THE WICKED OPPRESSING
NOW SEIZED FROM DISTRESSING
SING PRAISES TO HIS NAME
BEFORE IT GETS NOT HIS OWN
ALAN: HEY!
WANT TO DO IT AGAIN?
ALL: WE GATHER TOGETHER
TO ASK THE LORD'S BLESSING
A.J.: LET'S EAT.
CARVE THE PIZZA.
ALL: HE CHASTENS
AND HASTENS
HIS WILL TO MAKE KNOWN

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"GENERAL HOSPITAL" --

ROY: WHAT DO YOU THINK'S
GOING TO HAPPEN IF YOU GO UP
AGAINST THE BUREAU?
HANNAH: IT WON'T COME
TO THAT.

BOBBIE: I COULDN'T LEAVE
THINGS AS THEY WERE.
JERRY: HOW WOULD YOU RATHER
LEAVE THEM?

STEFAN: HELENA WAS FULLY
RECOVERED AND WALKING
THE PARAPET THE NIGHT KATHERINE
BELL WAS MURDERED.

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