General Hospital Transcript Friday 11/19/99

Provided by Laura

JERRY: SHOULD WE GO OVER IT
AGAIN?
LUCAS: I'VE GOT IT.
BOBBIE: JERRY, I CAN
HEAR YOU.
SO WHATEVER YOU'RE PLANNING,
DON'T, OK?
DIDN'T ANYBODY EVER TELL YOU?
IT'S VERY BAD LUCK FOR THE GROOM
TO SEE THE BRIDE BEFORE
THE WEDDING.
JERRY: LET'S GO.
LUCAS: MOM?
BOBBIE: LUCAS?
YOU TELL JERRY I'M SERIOUS.
NOT A PEEK UNTIL I WALK DOWN
THE AISLE.
LUCAS: CAN I COME IN?
BOBBIE: YES.
BUT JUST YOU.
OH, LOOK AT YOU.
LOOK AT YOU.
YOU LOOK SO HANDSOME.
LUCAS: I'M NOT EVEN DRESSED
UP YET.
BOBBIE: YEAH, WELL,
WAIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR TUX ON.
YOU ARE GOING TO BE ABSOLUTELY
BREATHTAKING.
LUCAS: MOM.
BOBBIE: I KNOW, I'M SORRY,
I'M SORRY.
IT'S JUST THAT I'M SO HAPPY.
CAN'T YOU TELL?
LUCAS: IT'S BAD LUCK
FOR JERRY TO SEE YOU.
BUT IT'S GOOD LUCK FOR
YOU TO HAVE THIS.
BOBBIE: OH, MY.
WHAT IS THIS?
JERRY: WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW?
LUCAS: SHE'S OPENING IT.
BOBBIE: OOH.
[BOBBIE LAUGHS]
JERRY: IS IT OPEN YET?
LUCAS: YEAH.
SHE LOVES THEM.
BOBBIE: I LOVE THEM,
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I DO.
I LOVE THEM.
JERRY, THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY
EXQUISITE.
JERRY: THEY WERE SCREAMING
YOUR NAME.
BOBBIE: I'M PUTTING THEM ON.
JERRY: I CAN'T WAIT
TO SEE YOU.
BOBBIE: BUT YOU WILL.
NO LAST-MINUTE GLITCHES FOR THIS
BRIDE.

SONNY: THIS IS NOT MY IDEA
OF A LATE LUNCH.
HANNAH: I'M SO SORRY.
THE MAN SAID THREE.
SONNY: THIS MAN WHO'S
WRECKING MY AFTERNOON, DOES HE,
BY CHANCE, HAVE A NAME?
HANNAH: I TOLD YOU,
SONNY, IT'S A JOB INTERVIEW.
SONNY: IT'S A JOKE.
HANNAH: BABY, I PROMISE I'LL
MAKE IT UP TO YOU, OK?
SONNY: YEAH.
WELL, I'LL COLLECT THAT PROMISE
WHEN YOU'RE C.E.O. OF --
WHAT WAS THAT?
HANNAH: OH, I'LL NEVER BE
C.E.O. OF ANYTHING.
SONNY: DON'T SELL YOURSELF
SHORT.
YOU'RE PERSISTENT, AND YOU KEEP
A SECRET WITH THE BEST OF THEM.
HANNAH: THE REASON WHY
I DIDN'T TELL YOU THE SPECIFICS
IS BECAUSE I REALLY WANTED
TO GET THIS JOB ON MY OWN.
I WAS AFRAID THAT YOU WOULD MAKE
A CALL --
SONNY: AND YOU THOUGHT THAT
I WOULD PICK UP THE PHONE
AND YOU'D GET THE JOB, RIGHT?
HANNAH: EXACTLY.
SONNY: YEAH.
HANNAH: YOU KNOW, I JUST --
I WANT TO BE HIRED ON MY OWN.
I WANT THEM TO SEE MY POTENTIAL,
NOT BECAUSE SOMEBODY
WITH INFLUENCE DECIDES TO PICK
UP THE PHONE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
SONNY: SOMEBODY OTHER
THAN ME?
HANNAH: I LOVE YOU FOR TRYING
TO HELP ME.
SONNY: BUT YOU'RE NOT
THE "HELP ME" KIND.
I KNEW THAT FROM THE BEGINNING.
YOU KNOW, I SHOULD BE USED TO IT
BY NOW.
HANNAH: WISH ME LUCK.
SONNY: YOU KNOW WHAT?
HANNAH: WHAT?
SONNY: YOU DON'T NEED LUCK.
YOU'RE A VERY CAPABLE LADY.
HANNAH: THANK YOU.

ROY: I DID ANOTHER QUICK SCAN
OF MORENO'S WAREHOUSE.
I MANAGED TO GET AHOLD OF THIS.
AGENT: YEAH, ANOTHER BANK
STATEMENT.
STILL NO NAME AS TO WHO'S
LAUNDERING HIS CASH.
ROY: I HAD ABOUT FIVE MINUTES
TO GET IN AND OUT.
AGENT: ALL RIGHT, WE'LL GET
OUR NAME.
IF NOT FROM THIS, FROM THE OTHER
DOCUMENTS YOU DELIVERED.
ROY: SO I CAN CONSIDER THIS
PROJECT FINISHED?
AGENT: GOOD WORK.
AN ARREST IS IMMINENT.
ROY: GREAT.
THEN I'M THROUGH.
AGENT: NOT YET.
GO BACK TO PORT CHARLES.
WE'LL BE IN TOUCH VERY SOON.

JAX: PARDON ME, MA'AM.
HAVE YOU SEEN A DEEPLY
CONFLICTED WOMAN STARING
IN THE DIRECTION OF WYNDEMERE?
ALEXIS: AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I HAVE.
JAX: WELL, SHE'S MY WIFE.
I THOUGHT I MIGHT FIND HER HERE.
LISTEN, IF YOU SEE HER AGAIN,
WOULD YOU GIVE HER THIS FOR ME?
ALEXIS: HOW DID YOU KNOW?
JAX: MATCHLESS INSTINCT.
ALEXIS: MM-HMM.
JAX: THAT AND THE FACT THAT
YOU WERE PACING UP AND DOWN
THE HALL ALL NIGHT.
ALEXIS: I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO KEEP YOU AWAKE.
JAX: NO, NO, I'M THE ONE WHO
SHOULD BE APOLOGIZING.
MY HONESTY RUINED YOUR SLEEP.
ALEXIS: YOU WERE RIGHT.
I KNOW THAT I SHOULD TELL
NIKOLAS.
JAX: YOU'RE STILL AFRAID THAT
NIKOLAS WON'T BE ABLE
TO HANDLE IT?
ALEXIS: I THINK NIKOLAS WILL
BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT.
HE'S YOUNG, AND HE'S RESILIENT.
IT'S JUST THAT STEFAN IS
DIFFERENT.
AND I DON'T KNOW WHY I SHOULD
CARE ABOUT HIM, BUT I DO.
AND I'M WORRIED FOR HIM.
JAX: YOU'RE AFRAID OF WHAT
STEFAN MIGHT DO IF YOU ENLIGHTEN
NIKOLAS ON YOUR OWN.

LAURA: LUKE?
LUKE: WOULD YOU BE PART
OF THIS WEDDING PARTY?
LAURA: I THINK THAT WOULD BE
A LITTLE STRANGE.
LUKE: WE'VE DONE STRANGER
THINGS.
LAURA: CAN'T ARGUE THAT.
HAVE YOU GOT A MINUTE NOW?
LUKE: SOMETHING WRONG?
LAURA: YOU KNOW, FOR A LONG
TIME, I THOUGHT THERE WAS
SOMETHING WRONG, BUT --
I GUESS I'VE GRADUALLY STARTED
TO ACCEPT THE WAY THINGS ARE.
I MEAN, YOU HAVE, RIGHT?
I HOPE SO, ANYWAY.
LUKE: JUST SAY IT, LAURA.
LAURA: WELL, I KNOW WE'VE
TALKED ABOUT IT BEFORE.
BUT, YOU KNOW, WE NEVER GOT
AROUND TO THE LOGISTICS OF IT.
UM --
BUT --
I GUESS IT'S TIME NOW, LUKE.
I WANT A DIVORCE.

LUKE: WELL, THERE'S SOMETHING
ABOUT WEDDINGS THAT JUST SNAPS
THE MIND RIGHT TO DIVORCE.
LAURA: WHETHER YOU WANT IT
TO OR NOT.
IF ANYONE HAD TOLD ME
ON OUR WEDDING DAY THAT
OUR MARRIAGE WAS GOING TO END
LIKE THIS, I NEVER WOULD HAVE
BELIEVED IT.
LUKE: BUT THEY DID.
QUITE A FEW PEOPLE DID.
BUT THEY WERE WRONG.
FOR ALMOST TWO DECADES,
THEY WERE WRONG.
WE HAD A STRONG MARRIAGE, LAURA.
LAURA: YES, WE DID.
LAURA: LULU THINKS THAT
YOU HUNG THE MOON.
AND I SEE NO REASON WHY THAT
SHOULD EVER CHANGE.
LUKE: YEAH, I'LL REMIND
YOU OF THAT WHEN SHE'S
A TEENAGER.
LAURA: OH, YEAH.
DAUGHTERS REBEL AGAINST
THEIR MOMS.
BUT SHE REALLY, REALLY,
LOOKS FORWARD TO SEEING YOU,
LUKE.
I MEAN IT.
SO, PLEASE, CALL OR, YOU KNOW,
DROP BY.
DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
I MEAN, I'LL TRY TO DO WHAT
I CAN TO MAKE IT EASY
FOR YOU BECAUSE I KNOW YOU DON'T
LIKE SCHEDULES, BUT --
LUKE: LOOK, WHEN IT COMES
TO MY DAUGHTER, I DON'T MIND
SLACKING OFF ON THE SCHEDULE
THING.
LAURA: OK.
THANK YOU.
UM --
DO YOU CARE WHO FILES?
LUKE: I HATE PAPERWORK.
LAURA: OK.
WELL, I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT,
THEN.
LUKE: AND WHATEVER YOU WANT.
ANYTHING.
LAURA: THANK YOU.
THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS EASY.
LUKE: THIS WASN'T EASY.
LAURA: THANK YOU.
LAURA: I WAS JUST TALKING
ABOUT TODAY.
LUKE: OH.
OK.
LAURA: THANKS.
LAURA: GIVE BOBBIE MY BEST.
LUKE: I WILL.

JAX: HAVE YOU CONSIDERED
THE POSSIBILITY THAT STEFAN
MIGHT TELL NIKOLAS ON HIS OWN?
ALEXIS: CONSIDERED
AND REJECTED.
JAX: OH.
ALEXIS: HE WAS VERY FIRM,
AND HIS EDICTS ARE ALWAYS ISSUED
IN STONE.
JAX: YOU GOING TO WARN
STEFAN?
ALEXIS: BEEN THERE,
DONE THAT.
NO, I CAME HERE TO TRY TO CATCH
UP WITH NIKOLAS, BUT HE'D
ALREADY TAKEN THE LAUNCH.
JAX: OH, SO YOU'RE WAITING
FOR HIM.
WELL, YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT
THING.
ALEXIS: THAT'S VERY GENEROUS,
CONSIDERING THE RIPPLING EFFECT.
JAX: NIKOLAS NEEDS THE TRUTH.
ALEXIS: AND WHAT ABOUT JERRY?
JERRY: GOOD POINT.
WHAT ABOUT JERRY?
HAVE I BEEN ABANDONED
BY MY BEST MAN?
WHERE'S THE BUCKING UP?
THE RING BEARING?
THE LAST-MINUTE RITES
OF TEQUILA?
ALEXIS: I'D STAY AWAY
FROM THE TEQUILA IF I WERE YOU.
JERRY: WELL, THERE'D BE MORE
FOR ME.
CAN I BORROW YOUR HUSBAND
FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS?
YOU'RE WELCOME TO JOIN US.
ALEXIS: THANKS, BUT I'M
WAITING FOR SOMEONE.
JAX: I'LL SEE YOU
AT THE WEDDING.
ALEXIS: I'LL BE THERE.

NIKOLAS: FATHER?
HELENA: AH, A BREATH
OF FRESH AIR.
MY HANDSOME GRANDSON.
HANDSOME AND DEEPLY
COMPASSIONATE.
I TREASURED YOUR VISITS TO ME.
NIKOLAS: MM-HMM.
THEY MUST HAVE BEEN VERY
AMUSING.
HOW DID YOU KEEP A STRAIGHT
FACE?
HELENA: YOU ARE THE HOPE
OF THIS FAMILY, NIKOLAS,
AND MY ONE UNBLEMISHED JOY.
NIKOLAS: I GUESS MOST
OF THE TIME YOU WERE HARD
AT WORK PLANNING KATHERINE'S
MURDER.
[DOOR OPENS]
HELENA: I HAVE SO MUCH
TO TELL YOU.
STEFAN: NOTHING HE WANTS
TO HEAR.
HELENA: AH, STEFAN STILL
THINKS HE CAN MOLD YOUR MIND,
EVEN THIS LATE IN THE GAME.
STEFAN: YOU'RE NOT WELCOME
HERE.
HELENA: DEEP DOWN HE KNOWS
YOU'RE BEYOND HIM, BUT HE KEEPS
HOPING AGAINST HOPE THAT
YOU WILL NOT REALIZE THAT.
STEFAN: NIKOLAS,
THERE'S NO REASON FOR YOU TO PUT
UP WITH THIS.
WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK ANOTHER
TIME.
NIKOLAS: YEAH.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
HELENA: YOU'LL BE SEEING ME,
TOO, MY DARLING BOY.
WELL, ENJOYING NIKOLAS' INNOCENT
FAITH IN YOU WHILE YOU CAN?
HIS ATTITUDE WILL CHANGE FOREVER
WHEN HE FINDS OUT THAT YOU'RE
NOT HIS FATHER.

STEFAN: YOUR CONVALESCENCE
HAS TAKEN ITS TOLL, MOTHER.
YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY LOST YOUR GIFT
FOR INVENTING EVEN MARGINALLY
CREDIBLE LIES.
HELENA: HOW TYPICAL OF LAURA
TO PREFER THE FOOL TO
THE PRINCE.
DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT
I WOULD ALLOW YOUR SON TO BE
RAISED AS THE CASSADINE HEIR?
WELL, THE PATERNITY TEST
YOU ARRANGED -- NOW, THAT WAS
UNCHARACTERISTICALLY WISE.
BUT HOW FOOLISH OF YOU TO TRUST
DR. LASTIRIS.
THE MAN WAS BEHOLDEN TO ME.
STEFAN: THIS IS PATHETIC.
HELENA: NIKOLAS' CONCEPTION
WAS THE TRIUMPH OF THE GREAT
OVER THE WEAK.
BUT I HAD TO SECURE
MY GRANDSON'S FUTURE, AND I HAD
TO PROTECT HIM FROM YOU.
STEFAN: EVEN YOU COULD NEVER
HAVE BELIEVED THAT I WOULD HARM
A CHILD.
HELENA: SO I ORDERED
DR. LASTIRIS TO FAKE
THE RESULTS.
OH, IT WAS HILARIOUS TO WATCH
YOU GLOW WITH PATERNAL PRIDE.
STEFAN: YOU'RE LYING.
HELENA: PROVE IT.
RUN ANOTHER PATERNITY TEST.
NIKOLAS WILL DEMAND ONE AFTER
I ACQUAINT HIM WITH THE FACTS.
STEFAN: HE WON'T BELIEVE YOU.
HELENA: OF COURSE NOT.
BUT HE WILL WANT CONFIRMATION
OF HIS CONVICTIONS.
WHAT WILL YOU SAY WHEN STAVROS'
SON ASKS YOU TO SUBMIT
TO A BLOOD TEST?
THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY OUT.
ONE WAY TO AVOID IT.
PURCHASE MY SILENCE FOR A PRICE.
TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY
FOR KATHERINE'S DEATH.
AND MAKE IT VERY CLEAR THAT
I WAS NOT INVOLVED.
LAURA: STEFAN?

NIKOLAS: IF YOU'RE
ON YOUR WAY TOYNDEMERE, DON'T.
ALEXIS: WHAT HAPPENED?
NIKOLAS: HELENA DROPPED IN.
ALEXIS: ANY PARTICULAR
REASON?
NIKOLAS: TO INFURIATE
MY FATHER.
AND WHEN I LEFT, SHE WAS
SUCCEEDING.
ALEXIS: NIKOLAS,
I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU.
NIKOLAS: WHAT NOW?
I'M SORRY.
BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THAT
WITH US, IT'S ALMOST ALWAYS BAD
NEWS.
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
IT'S THE CASSADINE CURSE.
I'M KIDDING, SORT OF.
ALEXIS: NO, IT'S THE TRUTH.
THAT'S A WORD YOU DON'T HEAR
MUCH OF IN OUR FAMILY, HUH?
A VERY IMPORTANT DOCUMENT HAS
COME INTO MY HANDS.
NIKOLAS: CAN WE DO THIS
ANOTHER TIME?
I'M NOT UP FOR IT RIGHT NOW.
ONE OF THE PLUSES OF NOT BEING
THE PRINCE IS THAT I CAN JUST --
ALEXIS: YOU ARE THE PRINCE.
NIKOLAS: WHAT?
ALEXIS: I'M SORRY.
THAT WAS UNFAIRLY BLUNT.
BUT I DIDN'T KNOW HOW ELSE
TO DO IT.
THIS IS A COPY OF YOUR PATERNITY
TEST -- THE REAL ONE,
NOT THE FAKE ONE.
STEFAN ISN'T YOUR FATHER.
STAVROS WAS.
NIKOLAS: NO.

FELICIA: SORRY, SIR.
NO LOITERING HERE.
LUKE: WELL, WHY DON'T
YOU CALL THE POLICE COMMISSIONER
AND HAVE ME ARRESTED.
FELICIA: OOH.
IS THE WEDDING BOTHERING
YOU THIS MUCH?
LUKE: WHAT DO YOU SAY
YOU AND I JUST SKIP THIS WHOLE
DAY, GO TO THE AIRPORT, AND GET
ON THE FIRST PLANE OUT OF TOWN?
FELICIA: WHEN YOU SEE BOBBIE,
YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL A WHOLE LOT
BETTER.
BECAUSE ANYBODY WHO CAN GLOW
LIKE THAT HAS GOT TO BE DOING
SOMETHING RIGHT.
LUKE: OH, YEAH, I'VE HEARD
ABOUT THAT GLOW.
IT'S THE SAME ONE THAT
JOAN OF ARC HAD JUST BEFORE
SHE WAS MARTYRED.
FELICIA: OH, COME ON, NOW.
BOBBIE'S NOT A MARTYR.
SHE'S JUST A WOMAN IN LOVE.
LUKE: WELL, SOMETIMES THERE
IS NO DIFFERENCE.
IS THERE?
FELICIA: THERE'S A POSITIVE
SPIN ON ROMANCE.
LUKE: OH, YEAH, ROMANCE IS
COOL.
I GOT NO PROBLEM WITH ROMANCE.
IT'S MARRIAGE THAT'S
THE BEGINNING OF THE END.
NO MATTER WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE
HEADED, MARRIAGE IS THE ONE-WAY
TICKET TO HELL.
FELICIA: NO, NOT ALWAYS.
LUKE: WELL, CLOSE ENOUGH.
FELICIA: OH, GOLLY.
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO PULL
YOU OUT OF THIS SCHLUMP.
LUKE: YEAH?
DOES IT REQUIRE A PRESCRIPTION?
FELICIA: NO, NO.
NO PRESCRIPTION REQUIRED.
LUKE: COOL.
FELICIA: ACTUALLY, IT'S JUST
ALL HARD LABOR -- MOVING CHAIRS
AROUND, STACKING PLATES,
PUTTING LITTLE MINTS IN CRYSTAL
BOWLS, THINGS LIKE THAT.
LUKE: OH, LORD.
YOU'RE GOING TO FORCE ME TO GO
IN THERE, AREN'T YOU?
FELICIA: OH, NO.
NO, I CAN'T FORCE YOU TO DO
ANYTHING.
BUT THE REALITY IS I KIND
OF DON'T WANT TO DO IT MYSELF
AND I THINK IT WOULD BE AWFUL
NICE IF YOU WOULD HELP ME.
LUKE: WELL, SINCE YOU PUT IT
LIKE THAT.
FELICIA: YOU'RE A CHUM.
LUKE: BUT YOU'RE GOING
TO OWE ME.
FELICIA: OH, REALLY?
LUKE: YEAH.
FELICIA: WHAT?
A STRIPTEASE?
LUKE: OH, BABY, WE ARE SO FAR
BEYOND THAT STRIPTEASE.
[FELICIA LAUGHS]

CARLY: YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU LOOK LIKE A PAINTING.
BOBBIE: A PAINTED WOMAN.
HOW NICE.
CARLY: NO, YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN?
YOU JUST --
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
YOU LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF ART,
LIKE YOU'RE FROM THE RENAISSANCE
OR SOMETHING.
BOBBIE: HONEY, IT WAS
A BEAUTIFUL COMPLIMENT.
DON'T MUCK IT UP BY ADDING MORE.
CARLY: AM I REALLY THAT BAD?
BOBBIE: YES, BUY I LOVE
YOU ANYWAY.
CARLY: NO, I JUST MEANT
TO SAY YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
AND YOU REALLY DESERVE TO BE
HAPPY, YOU KNOW?
BOBBIE: WELL, I AM HAPPY.
CARLY: I KNOW.
BUT I MEAN FOREVER.
YOU KNOW, BLUE SKIES
AND RAINBOWS AND ALL THAT CORNY
STUFF.
LOOK, YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD
WOMAN, AND YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH
A LOT.
YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
BOBBIE: I WILL BE.
I'M SURE OF IT.
AND YOU KNOW ONE OF THE WAYS
I KNOW?
BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME,
WHEN I SAY, "I DO," MY BEAUTIFUL
DAUGHTER IS GOING TO BE STANDING
BY MY SIDE.
CARLY: YOU KNOW, NOT TOO MANY
PEOPLE THINK OF ME AS A LUCKY
CHARM.
BOBBIE: WELL.
IT'S TAKEN US A COUPLE
OF MIRACLES TO GET HERE.
AND YOU ARE MY PROOF THAT
MIRACLES DO HAPPEN.
WHEN PEOPLE BELONG TOGETHER,
THEY FIND THEIR WAY.
CARLY: YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE
ME CRY, OK?
BOBBIE: IT'S OK.
LOTS OF PEOPLE CRY AT WEDDINGS.
CARLY: I KNOW.
THAT'S WHY --
I LEFT IT DOWNSTAIRS.
I WILL BE RIGHT BACK.
DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
BOBBIE: NOT MUCH CHANCE
OF THAT.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
BOBBIE: COME IN.

BOBBIE: WELL, IF YOU WERE
THE GROOM, THIS WEDDING WOULD BE
JINXED.
I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T --
ROY: NO, NO.
I KNOW, I KNOW.
YOU -- YOU LOOK --
BOBBIE: THANK YOU.
ROY: ARE YOU AS HAPPY
AS YOU LOOK?
BOBBIE: AT LEAST.
ROY: WOW.
WELL, THAT'S REALLY GOOD.
I'M GLAD.
HEY.
CARLY: I'LL COME BACK.
ROY: NO, NO.
THAT'S -- I'M LOOKING FOR LUKE.
I'M LOOKING FOR LUKE.
SHE'S ALL YOURS.
CARLY: NOT FOR LONG,
THOUGH, HUH?
BOBBIE: HEY, YOU.
WOW.
MORE PRESENTS?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
CARLY: ARE YOU OK?
BOBBIE: YOU GAVE ME THIS
DRESS --
CARLY: ARE YOU OK?
MOM?
BOBBIE: YEAH, I AM.
I'M PERFECT, OK?
CARLY: NO.
YOU'RE NOT PERFECT -- NOT YET.
BOBBIE: WHAT IS THIS?
CARLY: WELL, YOU KNOW, I LOOK
AROUND THE HOUSE AND THERE'S ALL
THESE FRAMED PICTURES OF LUCAS,
BUT YOU AND I -- I DON'T KNOW --
I GUESS WE MISSED OUT ON THAT,
THAT WHOLE PROUD MOTHER,
HOMEMADE GIFTS THING.
SO --
I MADE IT WHEN I WAS 11.
THEY MADE ME STUDY EMBROIDERY
AT CAMP.
PRETTY LAME.
BOBBIE: OH, HONEY.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
CARLY: NO, IT'S NOT
BEAUTIFUL.
IT'S REALLY CRUDE.
IT'S AWFUL.
YOU KNOW, NEEDLEPOINT WAS NEVER
REALLY MY THING, BUT IT'S OLD
AND MY NAME'S WRITTEN IN BLUE.
AND IT'S REALLY TINY, SO YOU CAN
STICK IT, YOU KNOW,
RIGHT IN THERE, WHEREVER
YOU WANT.
SO SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING
BLUE, SOMETHING BORROWED --
WHICH IT IS, TECHNICALLY.
BUT I REALLY -- I'D LIKE
FOR YOU TO KEEP IT IF
YOU WANT IT.
BOBBIE: I WANT IT.
I DEFINITELY WANT IT.
CARLY: DON'T RUIN
YOUR MAKEUP!
AT LEAST, NOT UNTIL YOU OPEN
THIS ONE, OK?
BOBBIE: OK.
BOBBIE: OH.
OH, HONEY.
OH, THIS IS GORGEOUS.
CARLY: WELL?
FIRST, I WAS THINKING, YOU KNOW,
LIKE AN ANTIQUE LOCKET.
BUT THEN I THOUGHT,
"NO, IT NEEDS TO BE NEW,
LIKE US."
OPEN IT.
THERE'S A PLACE ON BOTH SIDES
FOR A PICTURE.
BOBBIE: OH, MY --
OH, THIS PICTURE OF
YOU AND MICHAEL, IT'S JUST
PRECIOUS.
CARLY: WELL, LET ME TELL
YOU SOMETHING.
ORIGINALLY, IT WAS ME ON ONE
SIDE AND MICHAEL ON THE OTHER
SIDE.
ISN'T THAT JUST LIKE ME,
TRYING TO SQUEEZE OUT THE OTHER
GUY?
BUT I THOUGHT ABOUT IT,
AND I THOUGHT IT'S YOUR WEDDING.
I MEAN, YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED,
AND I NEED TO BE -- I NEED TO BE
BIGGER THAN THAT ABOUT IT.
SO I -- I LEFT ONE SIDE BLANK
SO THAT YOU COULD PUT THE FACE
OF YOUR CHOICE IN THERE.
BOBBIE: EVEN JERRY'S?
CARLY: EVEN JERRY.
BOBBIE: WOW.
THANK YOU.
THANKS FOR MAKING THAT LEAP.
CARLY: THERE'S ONE MORE
THING.
TURN IT OVER.
BOBBIE: "YOU ARE LOVED."
CARLY: YOU ARE, YOU KNOW?
BOBBIE: I KNOW.
SO ARE YOU.

NIKOLAS: HOW WAS THIS
SUPPOSED TO WORK, ALEXIS,
NATASHA, WHOEVER YOU ARE?
ALEXIS: NIKOLAS --
NIKOLAS: WAS I SUPPOSED TO BE
GRATEFUL FOR THIS?
ONE MORE VERSION OF THE FAMILY
TREE?
ALEXIS: WHY ON EARTH WOULD
I DO THAT TO YOU?
NIKOLAS: I DON'T KNOW.
TO HURT MY FATHER.
ALEXIS: I WOULDN'T DO THAT
AT THE COST OF HURTING YOU.
NIKOLAS: IT WOULDN'T BE
THE FIRST TIME.
IF YOU THOUGHT THIS THING WAS
VALID, YOU WOULD HAVE TAKEN IT
STRAIGHT TO MY FATHER.
BUT INSTEAD, YOU WAIT FOR ME
TO BE ALONE.
ALEXIS: I DID.
I TOOK IT TO HIM YESTERDAY.
NIKOLAS: HE KNEW YOU WERE
BRINGING THIS TO ME?
ALEXIS: I'M SORRY.
I'M NOT DOING THIS VERY WELL.
HE WAS ADAMANT ABOUT YOU NOT
FINDING OUT.
NIKOLAS: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR
THIS.
ALEXIS: NIKOLAS, PLEASE --
NIKOLAS: LEAVE ME ALONE!
ALEXIS: NIKOLAS, LET ME
HELP YOU.
NIKOLAS: I WILL DEAL
WITH THIS.
I WILL DEAL WITH MY FATHER.
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
ALEXIS: OH.
STEFAN: A TYPICAL ENCOUNTER
WITH MY MOTHER -- UNPLEASANT
IN THE EXTREME.
HELENA: CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE
PREPARED TO DISCUSS THIS
FURTHER.
IT WOULDN'T BE WISE TO WAIT TOO
LONG.
TA-TA.
LAURA: WAIT TOO LONG
FOR WHAT?
STEFAN: HELENA WILL DO
ANYTHING TO AVOID A MURDER
TRIAL.
SHE'S UNDER THE DELUDED
IMPRESSION THAT I WILL HELP
HER TO PROTECT THE FAMILY NAME.
LAURA: WELL, SHE'S WRONG,
ISN'T SHE?
I MEAN, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
OH!
OH!
STEFAN?
OH, MY GOD.
WHAT DID SHE SAY TO YOU?
STEFAN, PLEASE.
PLEASE, TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.
I CAN'T HELP YOU IF YOU DON'T
TELL ME.
STEFAN: LAURA.
I WAS ONLY HALF ALIVE UNTIL
THE MOMENT I SAW YOU
IN THE GARDEN.
I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO DREAM UNTIL
YOU CAME INTO MY LIFE.
I'VE DREAMT ONLY OF YOU.
AND OUR SON.
I --
I CAN'T LOSE YOU NOW.
I CAN'T LET YOU SLIP AWAY.
LAURA: NO.
I'M NOT GOING TO SLIP AWAY.
I'M NOT.
I COULDN'T IF I TRIED.
STEFAN?
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU?
STEFAN: IT'S THE FIRST TIME
YOU'VE -- YOU'VE SAID THAT.
LAURA: FORGIVE ME.
I SHOULD HAVE SAID IT MUCH
SOONER.
I LOVE YOU, STEFAN.
I LOVE YOU.
NOTHING'S GOING TO CHANGE THAT.
NOTHING.
STEFAN: I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU.

SONNY: WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY?
JASON: BOBBIE'S GETTING
MARRIED IN LESS THAN AN HOUR.
SONNY: WE ALREADY HEADED DOWN
THAT ROAD.
JASON: I KNOW, SONNY.
LISTEN, JERRY JACKS IS
A DISASTER WAITING TO HAPPEN
TO BOBBIE.
HOW LONG BEFORE THE FEDS MOVE
IN ON HIM?
SONNY: PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES.
JASON: I KNOW THAT, SONNY.
LISTEN TO ME -- IF WE'RE LUCKY,
FRIENDS WILL LOOK OUT FOR US,
RIGHT?
SONNY: YEAH.
JASON: WELL, BOBBIE IS
MY FRIEND, AND SHE'S ABOUT
TO MARCH DOWN THE AISLE
WITH MORENO'S LAUNDRY MAN.
SONNY: I GAVE ALEXIS MY WORD.
JASON: AND I --
SONNY: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO DO ABOUT IT?
JASON: I HELPED YOU KEEP IT.
CARLY DOESN'T KNOW A THING,
BOBBIE DOESN'T KNOW A THING,
BUT JERRY KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING.
WHAT'S TO STOP ME FROM SITTING
HIM DOWN?

[KNOCK ON DOOR]
BOBBIE: JERRY, GIVE UP.
THE ANSWER IS NO.
LUKE: FANTASTIC!
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT
MONTHS AGO?
I'LL SEND THE MINISTER HOME.
BOBBIE: PARDON ME.
DO I EVEN KNOW YOU?
I AM EXPECTING MY BROTHER.
IS HE AROUND?
LUKE: WELL, THERE'S
A WEATHERED OLD TOEHEAD OUT HERE
WITH TOO MUCH TO SAY.
BOBBIE: WELL, THAT WOULD
BE HIM.
SEND HIM IN.
LUKE: BARBARA, YOU LOOK
FANTASTIC.
OH, SWEETHEART.
I'VE SEEN BRIDES IN MY DAY,
BUT YOU -- IN THIS DRESS, TODAY?
YOU TAKE THE SWEEPSTAKES
FOR THAT GLOWING THING.
BOBBIE: WELL, THANK YOU.
WHAT GLOWING THING?
LUKE: OH, YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE SHINING LIKE YOU'VE BEEN
PLUGGED INTO A LIGHT SOCKET
OR SOMETHING.
YOU KNOW -- THE GLOWING THING.
DON'T MAKE ME GET ALL --
ALL SAPPY.
BOBBIE: WELL, I KIND OF LIKE
IT WHEN YOU GET SAPPY.
LUKE: WELL, I DON'T NEED TO.
YOU GOT ALL THE SAP
IN THE FAMILY.
BOBBIE: WHY?
BECAUSE I STILL BELIEVE
IN HAPPILY EVER AFTER?
LUKE: SWEETHEART, IF THAT
LAME HORSE EVER COMES IN, I HOPE
HE'S GOT YOUR NAME ON IT.
BOBBIE: I LOVE YOU, TOO.
LUKE: WELL, THE GOVERNOR
DIDN'T CALL.
BOBBIE: HMM.
LUKE: YOU READY TO FACE
THE MUSIC?
BOBBIE: THANK YOU FOR ALWAYS
GIVING ME WHAT I NEED.
LUKE: IT'S EASY.
BUT LET'S MAKE A DEAL RIGHT
NOW -- FOR AS LONG AS WE LIVE,
NEVER ASK ME TO GIVE YOU AWAY.
I COULDN'T DO THAT.

[MUSIC PLAYS]
JANE: I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE
THE DAY.
JOHN: OR THE WOMAN SO BRAVE.
JERRY: ARE YOU CALLING
MY BRIDE A DAREDEVIL?
JAX: WELL, THERE'S BEEN
PLENTY OF FEARLESS MODELS.
JOHN: YOU MEAN "WITLESS," NOT
"FEARLESS."
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
JANE: BOBBIE'S A WOMAN
OF SUBSTANCE.
SHE KNOWS WHO SHE'S GETTING,
AND SHE'S BRAVE.
JOHN: YOU'RE A FORTUNATE MAN.
JERRY: OH, I KNOW THAT,
IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE.
ALEXIS: HELLO, EVERYONE.
JERRY: HI, ALEXIS.
JAX: HEY.
ALEXIS: IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
JOHN: GOOD SEEING YOU.
ALEXIS: OH, GOOD TO SEE YOU.
JANE: JOHN AND I CAN'T THANK
YOU ENOUGH.
YOU'VE STARTED A TREND IN THIS
FAMILY.
JAX: YOU'RE THE ONE THAT
STARTED THE TREND.
JOHN: AND ALEXIS CONTINUED
THE TRADITION.
SHOULD WE SAY HELLO
TO THE MINISTER?
JANE: YES, YES.
JOHN: EXCUSE US.
JAX: YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BE
FEELING HALF AS GOOD
AS YOU LOOK.
ALEXIS: I'VE HAD BETTER DAYS.
I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT LATER.
JAX: MM-HMM.
JERRY: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
YOU SHOULD BE HOLDING MY HAND.
JAX: OH, OK.
COME ON.
SWEATY.

LUKE: LAST CHANCE, PAL.
ROY: NO, MY LAST CHANCE WAS
A WHILE AGO -- 20 YEARS,
GIVE OR TAKE.
LUKE: YOU EVER WONDER
WHAT IF?
ROY: WHERE WOULD THAT GET ME?
FELICIA: HI THERE.
LUKE: HI.
FELICIA: CAN YOU MANAGE
A SMILE?
LUKE: WITH YOU IN THAT DRESS,
I'M GOING TO BE GRINNING ALL
NIGHT LIKE A LUNATIC.
MAC: LUKE.
LUKE: HI.
MAC: HEY, IT'S BEGINNING
TO FEEL LIKE A COUNTDOWN.
LET'S GET SOME SEATS.
FELICIA: OK.
SEE YOU LATER.
LUKE: BYE-BYE.
ROY: LIKE I SAID,
THOSE "WHAT IFS" WILL KILL YOU.

ALAN: HEY, YOU.
CARLY: HEY.
EXCUSE ME ONE SECOND.
I CAN'T BELIEVE MONICA COULDN'T
MAKE IT.
THAT'S JUST --
ALAN: WELL, HER SEMINAR
IN LONDON, IT --
CARLY: I KNOW.
IT RAN LONG.
ALAN: YEAH.
CARLY: SHE CALLED THIS
MORNING.
WHY DON'T YOU GUYS HAVE A SEAT.
I THINK IT'S TIME TO START THIS.
ALAN: OK.
CARLY: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
IF YOU'LL TAKE YOUR SEATS,
I'M GOING TO GO UPSTAIRS AND GET
THE BRIDE SO WE CAN START THIS
WEDDING.
JAX: NERVOUS?
JERRY: I'VE NEVER BEEN
STEADIER.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
BOBBIE: COME ON IN.
CARLY: ARE YOU READY?
IT'S TIME.
BOBBIE: OH, YEAH.
YEAH, I JUST HAVE ONE LAST --
ACTUALLY, NO.
I HAVE TWO LAST THINGS.
DO YOU HAVE A PENNY?
CARLY: WHERE DID THIS PENNY
IN A SHOE THING COME FROM,
ANYWAY?
BOBBIE: YOU KNOW, I DON'T
KNOW, BUT I'M COVERING ALL
OF THE BASES.
AND TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
I WOULD STICK A THISTLE
IN MY SHOE IF I THOUGHT IT WOULD
HELP.
OH.
THIS IS FOR YOU, MY BEAUTIFUL
MATRON OF HONOR.
CARLY: MAMA?
BOBBIE: YEAH, HONEY?
CARLY: NEVER MIND.
I'VE SAID IT ALL.
BOBBIE: LET'S GO.

STEFAN: ALL THE YEARS I'VE
DREAMED OF THIS.
LAURA: IT'S NOT A DREAM
ANYMORE.
SINGER: WELL, I'VE
HEARD ENOUGH
AND I'VE SEEN ENOUGH
AND THEN KNOW ENOUGH
TO KNOW
I KNOW A GOOD THING
WHEN I SEE IT
AND IT'S A BAD THING
TO LET GO
WELL, I'VE BEEN AROUND
I'VE BEEN UP AND DOWN
UNTIL I'VE BEEN OUT
OF CONTROL
IF YOUR WORLD
ALL IN MOTION
GOT TO PUT A BALL
AND A CHAIN ON YOUR SOUL
ALL THOSE ANGELS RUNNING
PICKING UP THE PIECES
PUTTING BACK TOGETHER
HEARTS BROKE LONG AGO
I KNOW A GOOD THING
WHEN I SEE IT
AND IT'S A BAD THING
TO LET GO
MRS. LANSBURY: MASTER
NIKOLAS, I -- I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE HERE.
NIKOLAS: HAVE YOU SEEN
MY FATHER?
I NEED TO SEE HIM NOW.

JASON: THE FIRST TIME THAT
I HELD MICHAEL, IT WAS BOBBIE
WHO PUT HIM IN MY ARMS.
AND I DIDN'T TELL HER THAT
SHE WAS HIS GRANDMOTHER, SONNY.
WHILE SHE WAS TEACHING ME
TO TAKE CARE OF HIM OR EVEN WHEN
SHE HELPED ME ARRANGE
HIS BAPTISM, I KEPT CARLY'S
SECRET BECAUSE I HAD TO.
WHY THE HELL SHOULD I KEEP JERRY
JACKS'?
HOW MUCH HONOR DOES HE HAVE,
MARRYING BOBBIE WHEN HE'S LYING
TO HER?
SONNY: NONE.
HIS WORD IS WORTHLESS.
JASON: I HATE THIS.
I HATE THIS FOR BOBBIE.
SONNY: SO DO I.
IT'S ROTTEN TO LOVE SOMEBODY
AND THEN FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE,
YOU KNOW?

HANNAH: I'M THIS CLOSE
TO NAILING CORINTHOS.
ALL I NEED IS A LITTLE MORE
TIME.
AGENT: AGENT SCOTT, YOUR TIME
IS UP.
I'M TAKING YOU OFF THIS
INVESTIGATION.
HANNAH: I'M NOT BAKING A CAKE
HERE, GENTLEMEN.
I CAN'T JUST PUT THE TIMER,
AND -- PRESTO -- I'M DONE WHEN
THE BELL GOES OFF.
AGENT: YOU DON'T SEEM TO HEAR
WHAT I'M SAYING.
YOUR ROLE IN THIS CASE IS
FINISHED.
WE'RE SENDING IN ANOTHER AGENT.
HANNAH: LET ME WRAP UP
THE CASE.
AGENT LARKIN: YOU'LL BE
REASSIGNED.
HANNAH: I LIVE WITH
CORINTHOS.
AGENT: NOT ANYMORE.
AGENT LARKIN: YOU MET SOMEONE
ELSE.
YOU MADE A MISTAKE.
HANNAH: IT'LL KILL HIM.
AGENT: MR. CORINTHOS MAY MEET
HIS DEMISE ANY NUMBER OF WAYS.
BUT HE'LL SURVIVE YOU.
AND THE FACT THAT YOU CARE --
THAT'S PROOF YOU CAN'T HANDLE
THIS CASE.
HANNAH: PLEASE.
AGENT: ONE LAST THING --
HANNAH: YES, SIR?
AGENT: IF SONNY CORINTHOS
SHOULD ABRUPTLY DISAPPEAR,
IT'LL BE CLEAR TO THE BUREAU
THAT HE WAS WARNED
AND PERFECTLY OBVIOUS WHO'S
TO BLAME.

[MUSIC PLAYS]
[MUSIC STOPS]
MINISTER: PLEASE BE SEATED.
AGENT: ALL RIGHT, THIS IS
THE PLACE.
NOW, WE'VE GONE OVER THIS.
WE WANT THESE BADGES DISPLAYED
PROMINENTLY.
WE WANT NO DOUBT AS TO WHO
WE ARE.
LET'S DO IT.
MINISTER: WE HAVE COME
TOGETHER TODAY IN THE SIGHT
OF GOD TO WITNESS AND TO BLESS
THE JOINING OF THIS MAN AND THIS
WOMAN --
AGENT: DON'T MOVE!
STAY WHERE YOU ARE!
JEROLD JACKS, YOU'RE UNDER
ARREST.

>> STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM
THE NEXT "GENERAL HOSPITAL."

>> ON THE NEXT
"GENERAL HOSPITAL" --

NIKOLAS: STEFAN ISN'T
MY FATHER.
LAURA: THAT'S NOT TRUE.
NIKOLAS: STAVROS IS.

AGENT: IT'S A CRIME
TO INTERFERE WITH A FEDERAL
ARREST.

LUKE: LET'S GET HER OUT
OF HERE.
ROY: THEY'RE NOT AFTER HER.

FAISON: ALL I NEED NOW IS
THE LADY.

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