General Hospital Transcript Monday 11/8/99

Provided by Laura

CHLOE: WHAT'S WRONG?
JAX: WE WEREN'T GOING TO DO
THIS, REMEMBER?
CHLOE: SOMEHOW I'D MANAGED
TO FORGET.
JAX: YEAH.

BOBBIE: HI.
JERRY: HI.
BOBBIE: JERRY JACKS, MEET ROY
DeLUCA.
ROY: HEY, JERRY.
JERRY: HEY, ROY.

A.J.: I'VE KNOWN ALL ALONG.
CARLY: YOU'VE KNOWN
WHAT, A.J.?
WHY DON'T YOU TELL US.
A.J.: I'M NOT STUPID.
CALLING CABS AT ALL HOURS
OF THE DAY AND NIGHT,
DISAPPEARING --
CARLY: OTHERWISE KNOWN
AS HAVING A LIFE.
A.J.: LYING TO ME.
CARLY: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
YOU WANT ME TO WEAR ONE OF THOSE
ANKLE MONITORS SO YOU KNOW WHERE
I AM EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY?
A.J.: NO NEED FOR THAT.
YOU'RE ALWAYS WITH JASON.
CARLY: I HAPPENED TO BUMP
INTO JASON.
A.J.: ON THE DOCKS LATE
AT NIGHT.
CARLY: ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW
WHAT?
I DON'T OWE YOU AN EXPLANATION
FOR ANYTHING ABOUT MY LIFE.
A.J.: OF COURSE YOU DON'T.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
NOW I HAVE PROOF.
CARLY: YOU HAVE PROOF
OF WHAT?
THAT JASON AND I SAID HELLO
TO EACH OTHER?
A.J.: THIS IS GETTING US
NOWHERE.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHY DON'T WE JUST ASK
THE ORIGINAL HONEST MAN
HIMSELF, HUH?
SO WHAT'S THE VERDICT THERE,
LITTLE BROTHER?
YOU AND MY WIFE JUST HAPPEN
TO BUMP INTO EACH OTHER?

JASON: WHAT THE HELL BUSINESS
IS IT OF YOURS?
SONNY: HEY.
HEY, HEY, HEY.
IT'S ONLY A NIGHTMARE.
HANNAH: IT FELT SO REAL.
SONNY: IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'M HERE.
I HEARD YOU DOWNSTAIRS.
HANNAH: I WAS SCREAMING?
SONNY: SAYING THINGS.
HANNAH: WHAT -- WHAT DID
I SAY?
SONNY: I DON'T KNOW.
YOU KNOW, IT SOUNDED LIKE,
"I DIDN'T, I DIDN'T."
DIDN'T WHAT?
HANNAH: I DIDN'T STOP
LOVING YOU.
THAT'S WHAT THE NIGHTMARE WAS
ABOUT.
YOU THOUGHT I STOPPED
LOVING YOU.
SONNY: WHY WOULD I THINK
THAT?

SONNY: CAN'T YOU TELL ME?
HANNAH: YEAH, I CAN TELL
YOU ANYTHING.
SONNY: WHAT ABOUT THIS DREAM?
I MEAN, WHY WOULD I THINK
YOU STOPPED LOVING ME?
HANNAH: JUST A NIGHTMARE.
EVERYTHING'S ALL JUMBLED UP.
SONNY: YEAH, BUT YOU MUST
REMEMBER SOMETHING.
HANNAH: WE WERE HAVING
A FIGHT, LIKE THAT NIGHT WHEN
YOU SURPRISED ME IN MY ROOM.
SONNY: WHEN I SAID YOU LIED
TO ME?
HANNAH: IT WAS LIKE THAT
BUT WORSE.
YOU WERE YELLING, "YOU STOPPED
LOVING ME!"
SONNY: I SCREAMED THAT
AT YOU?
WHY?
HANNAH: I JUST KEPT SAYING,
NO, THAT I DIDN'T STOP
LOVING YOU.
BUT YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN.
SONNY: I'M LISTENING NOW.
HANNAH: I LOVE YOU, SONNY.
I ALWAYS WILL.
SONNY: NOBODY'S EVER LOVED ME
THE WAY YOU DO.
MAYBE I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE
TO SHOW IT.
YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE HAVING
NIGHTMARES, IT MUST MEAN
YOU DOUBT ME.
HANNAH: NO.
SONNY: SO THEN WHAT ARE
YOU AFRAID OF, HANNAH?
HANNAH: I'M NOT AFRAID.
SONNY: WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE
THIS GO AWAY, MAKE IT SAFE?
HANNAH: THIS IS NOT
YOUR FAULT.
DON'T YOU SEE THAT?
IT'S ME.
I'M SO AFRAID THAT I'M GOING
TO DO SOMETHING THAT IS GOING
TO MAKE YOU HATE ME.

A.J.: WHAT?
CARLY IS MY WIFE, JASON.
THERE'S NO ROOM IN HER LIFE
FOR YOU.
JASON: THAT'S NOT YOUR CALL
TO MAKE, A.J.
A.J.: I THINK IT IS.
JASON: YOU THINK YOU OWN
HER LIKE YOU OWN EVERYTHING
ELSE.
A.J.: YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHY DOESN'T THIS SURPRISE
ME, HUH?
JASON THE NOBLE.
STEALS MY SON, FINALLY LET ME
HAVE HIM, THEN YOU CHANGED
YOUR MIND, RIGHT?
NOW YOU'RE WORKING CARLY TO GET
HIM BACK.
CARLY: THAT IS NOT WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE.
A.J.: OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE.
YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE
WHAT'S IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE.
JASON DOESN'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT
YOU, CARLY.
HE WANTS MICHAEL, AND HE'S USING
YOU TO GET HIM.
JASON: HEY.
I GAVE UP MICHAEL.
I NEVER AGREED TO GIVE UP CARLY.
SO I'LL SEE HER WHENEVER I WANT
OR WHENEVER SHE WANTS.
AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT,
A.J., TOO DAMN BAD.

LUKE: HERE WE GO, A GLASS
OF OUR FINEST WHITE
FOR MY SISTER.
ALL RIGHT, OUR ONLY WHITE.
AND FOR MY OLDEST FRIEND,
SOME DOUBLE-BLENDED WHISKEY.
ALL RIGHT, MY ONLY FRIEND.
AND FOR MY SOON-TO-BE
BROTHER-IN-LAW, OUR FINEST BROWN
FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL.
JERRY: I ORDERED BOURBON.
LUKE: I KNOW, BUT WE'RE
FRESH OUT.
ENJOY YOURSELVES.
BOBBIE: IGNORE MY BROTHER.
ROY: SOME THINGS NEVER
CHANGE.
BOBBIE: UNFORTUNATELY.
LUKE: SO, ROY, HOW LONG HAVE
YOU KNOWN BOBBIE AND LUKE?
BOBBIE: YEARS.
YEARS.
BECAUSE ROY AND LUKE USED TO RUN
THE CAMPUS DISCO, WHICH WAS
THE HOTTEST NIGHTSPOT IN TOWN.
ROY: IT WAS ANOTHER LIFE.
JERRY: SO, WHAT BRINGS
YOU BACK TO PORT CHARLES?
ROY: I JUST GOT OUT
OF PRISON.
JERRY: THINGS MUST HAVE
CHANGED QUITE A LOT.
ROY: YEAH.
YEAH, THEY HAVE.
BUT, ACTUALLY, NOT AS MUCH
AS I EXPECTED.
JERRY: THAT MUST BE QUITE
AN ADJUSTMENT.
ROY: YEAH.
I DO HAVE FRIENDS HERE STILL,
SO THAT HELPS.
JERRY: THAT'S GOOD.
ROY: YEAH.
LOOK, I'LL LET YOU GUYS TALK.
IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU, MAN.
JERRY: YEAH, SAME HERE.
ROY: OK.
I'LL CATCH YOU LATER, BOBBIE.
JERRY: HOW LONG WAS
HE IN JAIL FOR?
BOBBIE: 20 YEARS.
JERRY: DO YOU KNOW WHAT FOR?
BOBBIE: ROY AND LUKE GOT
INTO SOME PRETTY SERIOUS TROUBLE
BACK IN THOSE DAYS.
JERRY: DID LUKE SPEND ANY
TIME IN JAIL?
BOBBIE: YOU KNOW, ALL OF THAT
WAS OVER A LONG TIME AGO.
DO YOU WANT ME TO GO TWIST
LUKE'S ARM TO POUR YOU SOME
BOURBON?
JERRY: NO, NO, NO.
I HAVE EVERYTHING I NEED RIGHT
HERE.
BOBBIE: I'M NEVER GOING
TO HEAR THE END OF THIS
FROM LUKE.
JERRY: WELL, HE'S JUST GOING
TO HAVE TO GET USED TO US.
BOBBIE: DON'T HOLD
YOUR BREATH.
JERRY: SO, HAVE YOU EVER
THOUGHT ABOUT TASMANIA?
BOBBIE: NO, NOT MUCH.
JERRY: THEN IT'LL BE
THE PERFECT LOCATION
FOR OUR HONEYMOON.
BOBBIE: WHERE IS TASMANIA?
NEW ZEALAND?
JERRY: HAVE YOU GOT A MAP?
BOBBIE: I GOT A MAP AT HOME.
THAT'S A HINT, BY THE WAY.
JERRY: I LOVE THAT KIND
OF HINT.
BOBBIE: LUCAS IS
ON A SLEEPOVER.
JERRY: LET'S GO.
BOBBIE: BYE, LUKE.
LUKE: HEY, WHAT'S THE RUSH?
JERRY: NICE MEETING YOU, ROY.
ROY: JERRY, A PLEASURE.
BOBBIE: BYE, ROY.
LUKE: TOMORROW SOMETIME
WE SHOULD GET THAT BOURBON
DELIVERY.
OH, MY FRIEND, THERE IS NOTHING
LIKE A FINE-LOOKING WOMAN TO TIE
A MAN IN SQUARE KNOTS.
ROY: YOU'RE TELLING ME.

JAX: YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY
SHOULDN'T BE SITTING AROUND
IN DAMP CLOTHES.
CHLOE: NEITHER SHOULD YOU.
JAX: THAT'S A GOOD IDEA,
GET CLOSER TO THE FIRE.
CHLOE: YEAH.
JAX: YOU'LL BE WARM BEFORE
YOU KNOW IT.
CHLOE: YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY
RIGHT.
JAX: YEAH, YOU KNOW, WE SAID
WE'D WAIT, SO WE'LL WAIT.
CHLOE: MM-HMM.
GERTRUDE WOULD JUST BE ABLE
TO TELL IN AN INSTANT.
JAX: YEAH, SHE COULD TELL
JUST BY THE WAY WE'D LOOK
AT EACH OTHER.
CHLOE: AND I WOULD LOSE
EVERYTHING.
JAX: YOU KNOW, I COULD NEVER
LIE THE WAY ASHTON DOES.
CHLOE: SO WE'LL WAIT.
IT'S NOT THAT LONG.
THERE'S NO RUSH.
JAX: THAT'S RIGHT.
IT'S JUST A YEAR.
JAX: DON'T GET THE WRONG
IDEA.
I JUST CAN'T STAND TO SEE
YOU COLD, THAT'S ALL.
CHLOE: THANK YOU.
I'M NOT CHANGING MY MIND,
EITHER.
JAX: OK.
CHLOE: I REALLY AM FREEZING.
JAX: YEAH, IT IS GETTING
COLD.
CHLOE: IS IT POSSIBLE
TO FREEZE TO DEATH IN NOVEMBER?
JAX: OH, ABSOLUTELY.
YEAH, ESPECIALLY IF YOU LOSE TOO
MUCH BODY HEAT SITTING AROUND
IN WET CLOTHES AND YOUR BOAT
JUST CAPSIZED.
CHLOE: YOU KNOW, IT'D BE KIND
OF A SHAME IF WE --
JAX: YEAH.
IF WE'RE GOING TO FREEZE
TO DEATH ANYWAY, WHAT THE HELL.
CHLOE: WE HAVE A LOT OF GOOD
REASONS TO WAIT, DON'T WE?
JAX: HUNDREDS.
CHLOE: WHY CAN'T I THINK
OF A SINGLE ONE?
JAX: MUST BE THE COLD
BECAUSE NEITHER CAN I.

CHLOE: I DIDN'T MEAN FOR THAT
TO HAPPEN.
JAX: SHOULD I APOLOGIZE?
CHLOE: I SHOULD.
IF I WERE SORRY.
JAX: ALL RIGHT, WE'LL DO
BETTER THIS TIME.
CHLOE: YES, YES.
JAX: I REALLY AM SORRY
FOR FLIPPING THE SAILBOAT AGAIN.
CHLOE: MAYBE THERE'S A REASON
THAT THE BOAT ALWAYS CAPSIZES.
OR WE GET SPRAYED BY FOUNTAINS
OR THUNDERSTORMS COME OUT
OF NOWHERE.
JAX: YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE DO END UP SOAKING WET QUITE
A LOT.
CHLOE: THIS ISN'T THE FIRST
TIME WE'VE ENDED UP STAYING ALL
NIGHT BESIDE A CAMPFIRE.
JAX: MAKES YOU WONDER.
CHLOE: MAYBE IT'S FATE.
JAX: I SEE.
CHLOE: YOU KNOW,
LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE -- WE'RE
COLD AND WET AND STRANDED AND,
AS FAR AS I CAN TELL, MILES AWAY
FROM ANY KIND OF CHOCOLATE.
JAX: YEAH, THAT WOULD BE
MY GUESS.
CHLOE: BUT WE HAVE EACH
OTHER.
JAX: TO STAY WARM.
CHLOE: AMONG OTHER THINGS.
JAX: YOU THINK THAT'S
BECAUSE OF FATE?
CHLOE: ABSOLUTELY.
JAX: I MAKE IT A PRACTICE NOT
TO FIGHT FATE.
CHLOE: WISE CHOICE.
JAX: I DON'T TEMPT IT,
EITHER.
CHLOE: NEVER.
JAX: THAT'S WHY I HAVE
TO POINT OUT WILDERNESS RULE
NUMBER 87 -- AVOID HYPOTHERMIA.
CHLOE: HOW?
JAX: VIGOROUS PHYSICAL
ACTIVITY.

LUKE: RUM AND DIET SODA?
FELICIA: DIET SODA?
DID THEY HAVE DIET SODA
IN THE 1940s?
LUKE: SURE.
REMEMBER THAT SONG BY
THE ANDREWS SISTERS -- "RUM
AND DIET SODA"?
FELICIA: YES, I'LL HAVE SOME.
SO, HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING
PORT CHARLES?
ROY: SO FAR, SO GOOD.
FELICIA: MM-HMM.
WELL, IT'S A SIMPLE TOWN.
ROY: EXCUSE ME FOR SAYING SO,
BUT YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.
LUKE: YEAH, SEE,
HE'S OBSERVANT, BUT HE CAN'T
TAKE A HINT.
FELICIA: IT'S IN THE HAIR.
ROY: AH.
YOU KNOW, THAT'S IT.
YEAH.
FELICIA: I'M WRITING A BOOK
ABOUT A FAMOUS 1940s SOCIALITE,
AND LUKE IS HELPING ME
WITH THE RESEARCH.
LUKE: I'M A WRITER'S
ASSISTANT.
FELICIA: IT'S ABOUT LILA
QUARTERMAINE.
SHE'S BEEN -- OH, SHE'S HAD THIS
EXTRAORDINARY LIFE.
SHE'S REALLY WONDERFUL.
ROY: YEAH, I KNOW LILA
QUARTERMAINE.
AT LEAST, I DID.
SHE WAS REALLY NICE TO ME.
FELICIA: YES, SHE REALLY IS.
LUKE: SHE'S GOT A WEIRD
BUTLER.
FELICIA: WELL, I PUT THE BOOK
ON HOLD FOR A LITTLE WHILE,
BUT NOW I'M JUST PLUGGING AWAY.
ROY: WELL, YOU KNOW,
THAT JUST SOUNDS GREAT.
FELICIA: YEAH.
SOMETIMES IT HELPS ME TO IMAGINE
LILA'S LIFE A LITTLE BETTER
IF I CAN SORT OF, YOU KNOW,
DRESS THE PART AND LISTEN
TO THE RIGHT MUSIC FROM
THE 1940s, YOU KNOW,
SWING MUSIC.
[FELICIA and LUKE HUM SWING]
LUKE: DON'T YOU HAVE A PHONE
CALL TO MAKE?
ROY: WHAT CALL?
LUKE: THAT PHONE CALL
YOU SAID YOU HAD TO MAKE?
ROY: THERE'S NO RUSH.
LUKE: YOUR MOTHER'S WAITING
TO HEAR FROM YOU.
ROY: MAYBE AFTER ANOTHER
DRINK.
LUKE: THERE'S A PHONE
IN MY OFFICE.
ROY: ALL RIGHT, ALREADY.
FELICIA: I LIKE ROY.
I REALLY DO.
LUKE: COOL.
SO, YOU'RE GOING BACK
TO THE LILA QUARTERMAINE THING?
FELICIA: OH, YEAH.
YEAH.
I HAVE TO FINISH THE BOOK.
I HAVE TO GET MY LIFE IN ORDER,
YOU KNOW.
LUKE: YEAH, COOL.
OK.
FELICIA: I CAN'T KEEP
DISAPPEARING FROM MY OWN LIFE.
LUKE: YEAH, MOST PEOPLE
CAN'T.
FELICIA: AND I CAN'T HAVE
EVERYTHING I WANT.
NOBODY CAN.
I HAVE A HUSBAND AND TWO
DAUGHTERS.
AND I'VE MADE PROMISES THAT
I HAVE TO KEEP.
LUKE: I DON'T WANT
YOU TO BREAK PROMISES.
FELICIA: AND I DON'T WANT
TO BE UNFAIR TO YOU, BUT I DON'T
WANT TO LOSE YOU COMPLETELY.
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY IF
YOU CONTINUE ON BEING
MY ASSISTANT?
OF COURSE, THERE WON'T BE ANY
CRYPTS OR ANY GRAVEYARDS OR ANY
MORE TRIPS TO MEXICO.
JUST AN ASSISTANT.
WE STARTED OUT AS BUDDIES,
AND IT HAS TO STAY THAT WAY.

SONNY: WHY DO YOU THINK I'D
HATE YOU?
HANNAH: IT WAS JUST A DREAM.
MAYBE I'M AFRAID.
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT
WE HAVE IS REAL.
SONNY: BELIEVE IT.
HANNAH: I LOVE YOU, SONNY.
SONNY: I -- I GOT TO GO.
HANNAH: WHY?
SONNY: I HAVE BUSINESS.
HANNAH: NO, DON'T GO.
SONNY: YOU TRYING
TO DISTRACT ME?
HANNAH: STAY.
SONNY: I WON'T BE LONG.
HANNAH: PLEASE.
PLEASE?
YOU MAKE THE NIGHTMARES GO AWAY.
SONNY: I CAN DO THAT?
HANNAH: IF YOU STAY,
WE'LL BOTH BE HAPPY.
PLEASE.
PLEASE.

A.J.: ALL RIGHT,
SINCE THE LINES THAT YOU WON'T
CROSS ARE EVER-CHANGING,
EXPLAIN THIS TO ME, ALL RIGHT?
HOW IS IT GOOD TO BREAK UP
MICHAEL'S PARENTS?
HOW'S IT GOOD FOR MICHAEL, HUH?
JASON: IS THAT WHAT I'M
DOING, TEARING UP YOUR MARRIAGE
BY SPEAKING WITH A FRIEND?
A.J.: TRY AND FOLLOW THIS
THOUGHT.
CARLY NEVER WANTS TO SEE
YOU AGAIN.
CARLY: THE HELL I DON'T.
YOU DON'T SPEAK FOR ME, A.J.
A.J.: I THINK I DO.
CARLY: SINCE WHEN?
A.J.: SINCE YOU BECAME
MY WIFE.
CARLY: UH-UH.
THAT WAS NOT THE DEAL,
AND YOU KNOW IT.
A.J.: WHAT WAS THE DEAL,
CARLY?
YOU TELL ME.
AND THEN WHY DON'T YOU TELL
JASON, IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T --
CARLY: NO, I DON'T OWE
YOU AN EXPLANATION FOR ANYTHING
ABOUT MY LIFE.
A.J.: SO YOU LIVE IN MY HOUSE
WITH MY FAMILY --
CARLY: WITH YOUR LUNATIC
FAMILY.
A.J.: BUT YOU SEE MY BROTHER
ON THE SIDE.
WAS THAT THE DEAL?
NO, WAIT.
IT'S SO HARD TO KEEP TRACK --
LIE OF THE MOMENT.
BUT, HEY, WE'RE A TEAM.
OR, WHAT -- OH, DID YOU CHANGE
YOUR MIND?
MAYBE NOW YOU WANT TO TEAM UP
WITH JASON?
CARLY: DON'T PUSH ME.
A.J.: JASON'S THE ONE WHO'S
PUSHING IT.
HE WANTS MICHAEL, AND YOU'RE
PLAYING RIGHT INTO HIS HANDS.
JASON: A.J., LEAVE MICHAEL
OUT OF IT.
A.J.: HOW CAN I WHEN
YOU WON'T, JASON?
LISTEN TO ME.
ANYTHING I DO WILL BE
IN MICHAEL'S BEST INTEREST.
CARLY: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
A.J.: FIGURE IT OUT.
YOU HAVE A CHOICE --
YOU COME HOME WITH ME NOW
OR DON'T COME HOME AT ALL.

JASON: YOU THREATENING CARLY
AND MICHAEL MEANS ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING, SO SAVE YOU BREATH.
A.J.: WHY IS IT A THREAT?
SHE JUST NEEDS TO DECIDE WHAT
SHE WANTS.
JASON: DON'T BE STUPID.
MICHAEL NEEDS HIS MOTHER.
A.J.: MICHAEL NEEDS
HIS MOTHER AT HOME,
JASON, NOT HANGING OUT
ON THE DOCKS WITH THE GUY WHO
KIDNAPPED HIM.
WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE, CARLY?
CARLY: ALL I EVER WANTED WAS
WHAT WAS BEST FOR MICHAEL.
A.J.: IS THAT CLEAR ENOUGH
FOR YOU THERE, JASON?
JASON: I UNDERSTAND.

HANNAH: STAY.
SONNY: I WON'T BE LONG.
HANNAH: WELL, CAN I AT LEAST
KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING?
SONNY: WHAT, YOU KEEPING
TRACK OF ME NOW?
HANNAH: I JUST WANT TO KNOW
THAT YOU'LL BE SAFE.
SONNY: DRINKS AT THE NO NAME.
BULLETPROOF LIMO THERE AND BACK,
BODYGUARDS, GREAT SECURITY.
HANNAH: I WISH I COULD COME
WITH YOU.
SONNY: OH, YOU WANT TO BE
MY BODYGUARD NOW.
HANNAH: SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
SONNY: DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL
JOHNNY OR SHOULD YOU?
HANNAH: OK, OK, OK.
SONNY: I WON'T BE LONG
KNOWING YOU'RE HERE WAITING
FOR ME.
HANNAH: I WOULDN'T BE
ANYWHERE ELSE.
SONNY: GO BACK TO SLEEP.
DREAM GOOD DREAMS THIS TIME.

JAX: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
CHLOE: YES.
JAX: NEVER MIND GERTRUDE
OR YOUR COMPANY OR
WILDERNESS RULE NUMBER 87?
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN?
CHLOE: YES.
ARE YOU?
JAX: YEAH.
I WAS SO SURPRISED WHEN I SAW
YOU IN THE GAZEBO.
CHLOE: MUMBLING ABOUT
A BROKEN SHOE.
JAX: IN THE RAIN.
CHLOE: FATE.
JAX: OH, YES.
IT WAS FATE.
YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL.
MAN: YOU FOLKS OK?
I SAW THE FIRE FROM THE BOAT.
I THOUGHT THAT SOMEBODY NEEDED
RESCUING.
JAX: THANK YOU.
YES.
MAN: OR MAYBE NOT --
AT LEAST NOT TILL THE MORNING.
IT'S UP TO YOU.

LUKE: I TOLD YOU BEFORE,
I'LL TAKE ANYTHING I CAN GET.
FELICIA: OK.
WE'LL BE PARTNERS AGAINST
FAISON.
LUKE: ALL RIGHT.
BUT WE WON'T GET IN HIS FACE
ABOUT IT.
WE WON'T TELL LITTLE STORIES
ABOUT HITTING HIM WITH THE LEAD
PIPE, AND WE WON'T CALL HIM
BUSTER.
FELICIA: OK.
WE'LL BE LIKE HIRAM AND ORPHEY
ON THE YACHT.
LUKE: YEAH.
WELL, WE WERE NEVER ON A YACHT.
FELICIA: NO, WELL, YOU KNOW,
OF COURSE NOT.
OR IN JAIL.
LUKE: YEAH.
WELL, JUST, YOU KNOW, LET ME
KNOW WHATEVER YOU WANT TO SAY.
FELICIA: AND YOU CAN BE
MY ASSISTANT, IF YOU WANT TO --
I MEAN, IF YOU'RE IN
THE MOOD TO.
LUKE: OH, I'M ALWAYS
IN THE MOOD.
FELICIA: I'M HURTING YOU,
AREN'T I?
LUKE: NO, YOU'RE NOT.
NO.
NO, BELIEVE ME, THIS IS A LOT
BETTER FOR ME THAN NOT SEEING
YOU AT ALL.
FELICIA: OH, I REALLY
SHOULD GO.
LUKE: NO, WAIT.
HEY, HOLD IT NOW.
WHERE WERE WE WITH THE LILA
QUARTERMAINE STORY?
FELICIA: OK
EDWARD JUST CAME BACK
FROM THE WAR.
LUKE: THAT'S RIGHT.
FELICIA: THEY'RE LIVING
IN CHICAGO.
LUKE: CHICAGO.
FELICIA: ON THE GOLD COAST.
LILA TAKES STROLLS ON THE BEACH
EVERY SINGLE MORNING.
MEANWHILE, EDWARD IS BUYING UP
BUSINESSES LEFT AND RIGHT
AND RIGHT AND LEFT.
LUKE: YEAH, EDWARD'S GETTING
RICH WHILE LILA'S GETTING HURT.
EXER-C-I-S-E.
FELICIA: THEY ARE THE TOAST
OF THE TOWN, PARTYING EVERY
SINGLE NIGHT, LIVING IN THOSE
FANCY HOUSES ON LAKESHORE DRIVE.
LUKE: UH-HUH.
FELICIA: AND THEY CLOSED DOWN
ALL THOSE FANCY DIVES.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO?
LUKE: WHAT?
FELICIA: THEY DANCE.
THEY DANCE, DANCE, DANCE.
LUKE: YOU KNOW WHAT?
I GOT JUST WHAT WE NEED.
THEY'D BE DANCING TO THIS.
FELICIA: DID YOU HAVE THAT
ON ICE?
LUKE: YEAH, IT'S COOL.
[SWING MUSIC PLAYS]
LUKE: SO, CAN A LITTLE MAMA
STILL CUT THE RUG?
LUKE: WHOO!
FELICIA: WHOO!
LUKE and FELICIA: FIVE,
SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT --
FELICIA: WHOO!

LUKE: WHOO!
SINGER: LAST STOP!
LUKE: WATER!
FELICIA: YOU SEE?
THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.
ROY: THAT WAS AMAZING.
FELICIA: NOW I CAN GO HOME
AND I CAN WRITE ABOUT HOW LILA
USED TO GO DANCING EVERY SINGLE
NIGHT, AND IT'LL BE AS IF I WAS
THERE.
THANK YOU.
ROY: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
FELICIA: AND YOU --
LUKE: YEAH?
FELICIA: YOU'RE THE BEST
WRITER'S ASSISTANT AROUND.
AND I'LL CALL YOU WHEN I HAVE
ANOTHER RESEARCH REPORT TO DO.
LUKE: OK.
YOU KNOW WHERE TO REACH ME.
FELICIA: OK.
BYE.
ROY: I DON'T THINK
THE WATER'S GOING TO GET IT.
LUKE: I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.

A.J.: DON'T GO UPSTAIRS YET.
CARLY: I'M GOING TO SEE
MICHAEL.
A.J.: I SAID WAIT.
CARLY: OR WHAT?
YOU'LL TAKE MY SON FROM ME?
A.J.: WRONG BROTHER.
CARLY: DON'T EVER THREATEN
TO TAKE MICHAEL AWAY FROM ME
AGAIN.
A.J.: YOU'RE MY WIFE.
CARLY: I'M YOUR POSSESSION.
LIKE THAT CHAIR OR THE CHINA
OR THE RUG --
A.J.: YOU HAVE SUCH
A REPUTATION OF USING PEOPLE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN'T
TELL WHEN YOU'RE BEING USED.
CARLY: YOU MEAN LIKE RIGHT
NOW, A.J.?
A.J.: JASON DOESN'T CARE
ABOUT YOU.
CARLY: NO, I GET THAT.
I'M REAL CLEAR ON IT.
A.J.: HE DOESN'T CARE.
CARLY: FINE.
A.J.: HE'S JUST USING
YOU TO GET TO MICHAEL.
CARLY: ABSOLUTELY. WHATEVER.
A.J.: I CARE ABOUT YOU,
CARLY.
CARLY: AND I LOVE
YOU WITH ALL MY HEART.
I REALLY DO.
ISN'T THAT WHAT I'M SUPPOSED
TO SAY, A.J.?
AREN'T I SUPPOSED TO BE
YOUR DEVOTED LITTLE WIFE,
TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU,
HOW WONDERFUL YOU ARE?
I'M PRETTY DARN LUCKY
TO HAVE YOU.
MAYBE YOU'D LIKE A LITTLE
SALUTE.
HOW'S THAT?
A.J.: WHAT ABOUT HAWAII?
CARLY: WHAT ABOUT IT?
A.J.: DIDN'T WE CONNECT?
YOU REMEMBER WALKING
ON THE BEACH, STAYING UP ALL
NIGHT, WATCHING THE SUNRISE,
OR WERE YOU JUST FAKING
EVERYTHING?
CARLY: WHICH ANSWER DO
YOU WANT?
DO YOU WANT THE PERFECT LITTLE
QUARTERMAINE WIFE?
HAWAII WAS PARADISE.
MY LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.
OR DO YOU WANT CARLY?
HAWAII WAS NICE.
IT WAS GOOD.
IT WAS FUN.
I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE.
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO.
WE WERE GOOD TOGETHER.
WE STILL COULD BE.
A.J.: AS LONG AS YOU CAN SEE
MY BROTHER BIND MY BACK,
RIGHT?

JASON: THE FEDS DIDN'T BUST
MORENO TONIGHT.
SONNY: THE SIRENS.
JASON: MUST'VE BEEN SOMETHING
ELSE.
SONNY: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
SOMETHING ELSE?
JASON: IS THERE A CHANCE THAT
HANNAH DIDN'T TELL THE FEDS?
SONNY: I SAW HER LOOK
AT THE FILE.
SHE MEANT FOR THE FEDS
TO BUST ME.
JASON: MAYBE WE NEED TO THINK
OF ANOTHER WAY.
SONNY: YOU REALLY THINK
I CAN'T DO THIS, JASON?
JASON: MAYBE YOU DON'T
HAVE TO.
SONNY: SHE USED ME
FOR MONTHS.
SHE HAS TO PAY.
JASON: WHAT DO YOU THINK
HAPPENED TO THE BUST?
WHAT HAPPENED?
SONNY: WELL, THE FEDS --
YOU KNOW, THE FEDS JUMPED
THE GUN ON ME BEFORE.
MAYBE THEY'RE JUST BEING
CAREFUL.
I WILL SET UP HANNAH
WITH SOMETHING ELSE TO GIVE
THEM.
JASON: SONNY, THAT'S GOING
TO TAKE TOO LONG.
SONNY: IT'S NO PROBLEM.
JASON: PRETENDING TO LOVE
SOMEBODY WHO WANTS TO PUT
YOU IN PRISON IS A PROBLEM.
SONNY: JASON, SHE HAS TO PAY!
JASON: IS SHE WORTH IT?
SONNY: YOU KNOW, THE FIRST
TIME I SAW HER WAS RIGHT HERE.
SHE GOT MUGGED.
I SAVED HER.
JASON: YOU THINK THAT WAS
PART OF THE SETUP?
SONNY: SHE DOES HER HOMEWORK,
I'LL GIVE HER THAT.
NOT THAT I MADE IT DIFFICULT.
SHE MANIPULATED ME, FIGURED OUT
WHAT I NEEDED TO HEAR.
I BELIEVED EVERY WORD.
I'M STUPID.
THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.
SHE WOKE UP TONIGHT SCREAMING.
I HAD HER FACE IN MY HANDS.
SONNY: COULD HAVE BEEN
SO EASY.
JASON: SONNY?
SONNY: I NEED YOU TO BELIEVE
THAT I CAN TAKE CARE OF HANNAH.
JASON: OK.
WHAT ABOUT MORENO?
SONNY: I WANT YOU TO STAY
HERE, RIGHT?
JUST IN CASE THE FEDS CHANGE
THEIR MIND.
KEEP WATCHING MORENO'S
WAREHOUSE, AND LET ME KNOW.
JASON: FINE.
SONNY: I NEED TO GET
HOME NOW.

LUKE: WELL, DON'T JUST STAND
THERE.
ROY: CLAUDE LEFT ME THE KEYS,
ASKED ME TO LOCK UP.
LUKE: CLAUDE GAVE AN EX-CON
THE KEYS TO MY ESTABLISHMENT?
I'M GOING TO FIRE HIM
IN THE MORNING.
ROY: I WOULDN'T BLAME YOU.
LUKE: I MEAN, FOR ALL CLAUDE
KNOWS, YOU COULD ROB ME BLIND.
ROY: FOR ALL YOU KNOW,
I ALREADY DID.
YOU'RE JUST TOO FAR GONE
TO NOTICE.
LUKE: I AIN'T FAR GONE
ENOUGH, PAL.
ROY: YOU STILL WANT WHAT
YOU CAN'T HAVE, HUH?
LUKE: AND YOU DON'T?
ROY: 20 YEARS, LUKE.
LUKE: WE GOT NOWHERE
AT ALL, PAL.
ROY: ONLY THING THAT'S
MISSING IS FRANK SMITH.
LUKE: WE GOT CESAR FAISON.
ROY: HOW'D HE LIKE HIS LITTLE
CAMPING TRIP?
LUKE: NOT AS MUCH AS WE DID.
BUT I SHOULD HAVE KILLED HIM.
ROY: YEAH, WELL, YOU CAN KILL
ANYBODY YOU WANT, PAL.
JUST DON'T CALL ME.
LUKE: ALL YOU HAD TO DO THAT
NIGHT WAS PICK ME UP.
YOU COULDN'T GET THAT RIGHT?
ROY: IF I'D HAVE PICKED
YOU UP, YOU'D BE DEAD RIGHT NOW
AND SO WOULD I.
LUKE: WELL, THAT'S NOT FAIR.
YOU ALREADY GOT TO BE DEAD.
ROY: YEAH, YEAH.
WELL, NEXT TIME YOU CALL, DON'T.
LUKE: U KNOW, IF YOU'D HAVE
STUCK WITH THE DISCO BACK THEN,
BY NOW YOU'D BE DONALD TRUMP
WITH BETTER HAIR.
ROY: THAT'S BEEN MY DREAM.
LUKE: BUT YOU GOT ALL CAUGHT
UP IN THAT LOYALTY THING.
ROY: YEAH, IT SEEMED LIKE
A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME.
LUKE: NOT THAT I OWE
YOU ANYTHING --
ROY: NO, YOU DON'T.
LUKE: BUT LISTEN -- HOW WOULD
YOU LIKE TO COME IN WITH ME
ON THE CLUB?
ROY: THIS CLUB?
LUKE: NO, FIDEL'S IN HAVANA.
ROY: WHAT, YOU MEAN LIKE
A PARTNER?
LUKE: YEAH, WE WERE PARTNERS
20 YEARS AGO.
DID PRETTY DAMN WELL,
AS I RECALL.
ROY: YEAH, WE DID.
LUKE: ONLY THIS TIME,
MAN, NO DISCO MUSIC, YOU KNOW?
NO POLYESTER, NO MIRRORED BALLS.
ROY: CALL ME IN THE
MORNING --
LUKE: ONLY BLUES MUSIC.
ROY: AFTER THE HANGOVER
KICKS IN.
LUKE: UNLESS, OF COURSE,
I THINK THE GROUP IS CUTE.
ROY: AND IF YOU STILL WANT
TO DO IT THEN?
LUKE: I WILL.
ROY: I JUST MIGHT HAVE
TO CONSIDER IT.
LUKE: DO THAT.
WELCOME TO LUKE'S.
LUKE: PARTNER?

CARLY: WHY ARE YOU MAKING
SUCH A BIG DEAL ABOUT THIS?
A.J.: WHY WERE YOU
AT THE DOCK?
CARLY: I LIKE TO LOOK
AT THE WATER, OK?
A.J.: RIGHT.
CARLY: FINE.
A.J.: AND JASON JUST HAPPENED
TO SHOW UP.
CARLY: YOU KNOW WHAT, A.J.?
LOOK, IF MY TALKING TO JASON
MEANS THAT OUR MARRIAGE IS
ON THE LINE, THEN WE HAVE
A PROBLEM.
BUT IT'S NOT YOUR BROTHER.
A.J.: YES, IT IS.
CARLY: NO, IT'S NOT.
A.J.: YES, IT IS.
JASON HATES ME, ALL RIGHT?
HE WANTS WHAT'S MINE.
HE ALWAYS HAS.
CARLY: I'M NOT YOURS,
AND YOU DON'T GET JASON AT ALL.
A.J.: ALL RIGHT, FINE.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
MAYBE I DON'T GET JASON.
BUT I DO GET YOU.
YOUR THING IS YOU THINK YOU WANT
WHAT YOU CAN'T HAVE,
UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP AT THIS
HOUSE.
YOU SAID YOU WANTED ME, YOU SAID
YOU WANTED THIS LIFE,
EVERYTHING, AND I GAVE IT
TO YOU.
CARLY: SO WHAT?
SO THAT MEANS I HAVE TO GROVEL
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?
A.J.: YOU HAVE BEEN THE BEST
WIFE THAT I COULD POSSIBLY
IMAGINE.
AND EVERYONE IS VERY IMPRESSED
WITH YOU.
CARLY: JEEZ.
WHAT DID THEY THINK I WAS GOING
TO DO, RAISE CHICKENS
IN THE ROSE GARDEN?
A.J.: ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT
WE CAN HAVE A GREAT LIFE
TOGETHER, CARLY.
WE REALLY CAN.
I MEAN, IT COULD BE BETTER THAN
THE BOTH OF US HAVE EVER
IMAGINED.
BUT, HEY, YOU KNOW, YOU WANT
TO THROW IT ALL AWAY,
YOU'D RATHER BE WITH MY BROTHER
THAN ME, THAT'S FINE.
YOU GO BACK OUT TO THE DOCKS
RIGHT NOW.
GO AHEAD.
NO HARD FEELINGS.
I'LL EVEN CALL YOU A CAB.
CARLY: A.J., COME ON.
A.J.: BUT
YOU WILL NOT TAKE OUR SON.
CARLY: YOU KNOW WHAT?
DO YOU SEE THAT?
DO YOU SEE?
JUST WHEN I START TO TRUST YOU,
YOU TURN ON ME.
A.J.: I'M JUST CALLING IT
THE WAY I SEE IT.
CARLY: HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?
MICHAEL'S OUR BABY, A.J.
HE'S THE BEST OF BOTH OF US.
HOW COULD YOU USE HIM
AGAINST ME?
A.J.: I WON'T SHARE
YOU WITH MY BROTHER OR ANYONE
ELSE, CARLY.
CARLY: ARE YOU LISTENING
TO ANYTHING I'M SAYING?
A.J.: WHEN I PUT THAT RING
ON YOUR FINGER, ALL RIGHT,
I MADE A COMMITMENT.
YOU'RE MY WIFE.
NOW ACT LIKE IT.
CARLY: OK.
I WILL.
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
I PROMISE.
I'LL BE THE BEST LITTLE
QUARTERMAINE WIFE YOU EVER
DID SEE.
A.J.: IT'S A START.
CARLY: YOU DIDN'T PUT THIS
RING ON MY FINGER, ANYWAY.
JASON DID.

JAX: THANK YOU.
CHLOE: THANK YOU
FOR THE RESCUE --
I INK.
[MOTORBOAT ENGINE FADES]
CHLOE: ARE YOU KICKING
YOURSELF?
JAX: A LITTLE.
HOW ABOUT YOU?
CHLOE: A LOT.
IT'D BE WORTH A LITTLE
HYPOTHERMIA TO BE WITH YOU.
JAX: WHAT IF THERE WAS
NO CHANCE OF FREEZING, NO ONE
TO SPY ON US, NO STRAY HUSBANDS
OR WIVES?
CHLOE: THAT WOULD BE HEAVEN.
JAX: THEN I'LL MEET
YOU THERE.
CHLOE: IN HEAVEN?
JAX: YEAH.
I'LL JUST MAKE THE ARRANGEMENTS.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW UP.
CHLOE: I WOULD LOVE TO MEET
YOIN HEAVEN.
AND IF NOT, I'LL SWIM BACK OUT
TO THAT ISLAND ANY TIME YOU SAY
THE WORD.

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LUKE: WHAT DID I SAY OR DO
THAT I'M GOING TO REGRET?
ROY: YOU DID OFFER TO MAKE ME
A PARTNER IN THIS PLACE.

STEFAN: THERE'S NO WAY
OF PROVING HELENA COULD HAVE
MADE THOSE CALLS.
LAURA: UNLESS WE CAN PROVE
THAT SHE'S NOT PARALYZED.

CARLY: I'M JUST CURIOUS.
WHEN ARE YOU PLANNING ON GETTING
RID OF YOUR F.B.I. GIRLFRIEND?

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