General Hospital Transcript Friday 11/5/99

Provided by Laura

LUKE: OH.
OH, OH, HELLO.
WELL, APPARENTLY MARRIAGE ISN'T
FOR EVERYBODY.
YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE TURN
FROM HOT, SEXY SINGLES
INTO EARLY DINERS.
IT'S 20 MINUTES AFTER SUNDOWN,
AND YOU'RE IN HERE ALREADY.
DON'T EXPECT SENIOR CITIZENS'
DISCOUNTS.
CHLOE: IF THOSE CARTONS HAVE
GLASS IN THEM, YOU MIGHT WANT
TO SET THEM DOWN SOON.
ALEXIS: HOW'D YOU GET THOSE
UP THERE, ANYWAY?
LUKE: OH, MY ASSISTANT
CLAUDE.
CLAUDE --
CLAUDE!
JAX: UH-OH.
OK, 50 BUCKS SAYS HE DROPS ONE
OF THEM.
CHLOE: I'LL TAKE A PIECE
OF THAT ACTION, BUT I'M ON YOU.
LUKE: OOH, THANK YOU.
I APPRECIATE -- I APPRECIATE
THAT.
I'M ALL OVER YOU, TOO.
HEY, YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ONE
OF MY BICEPS.
ALEXIS: I HAVE.
I'LL BET ON THE RIGHT ONE
BUT NOT THE LEFT.
LUKE: YOU KNOW ME TOO WELL,
DON'T YOU?
HEY, CLAUDE, YOU'RE FIRED!
CHLOE: WHY ARE WE EATING
DINNER SO EARLY?
JAX: SO THERE'S PLENTY
OF EVENING LEFT WHEN WE'RE DONE.
NED: FOR WHAT?
ALEXIS: FOR THIS.
JAX: MM-HMM.
[DOOR CLOSES]
LUKE: CLAUDE! OH --
THANK YOU.
IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP.
A LITTLE LATE, THOUGH.
ABOUT --
20 YEARS TOO LATE.
WHERE YOU BEEN?
DON'T TELL ME.
I ALREADY KNOW.
ROY: CASH MY PAYCHECK?
LUKE: SURE.
HERE.
ENDORSEZ-VOUS, SI VOUS PLAIT.
ROY: YOU GOT IT.
LUKE: WHOA.
I'M SORRY, PAL.
THIS IS A RESPECTABLE JOINT.
I'M GOING TO NEED THREE PHOTO
I.D.'s.
ROY: YEAH, I'M FRESH OUT.
I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
LUKE: THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
YOU WANT THIS IN 50s AND 100s?
ROY: UH --
LUKE: OR IN 5s AND 10s?
ROY: YEAH, YEAH.
WHATEVER I CAN TAKE.
YEAH, AND MAKE FUN.
MAKE FUN IF YOU WANT.
YOU KNOW, AS GRUNT WORK GOES,
THAT'S NOT SUCH A BAD HOURLY
WAGE.
PROBLEM IS IT'S STILL AN HOURLY
WAGE.
YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF TOUGH
TO GET AHEAD.
YOU KNOW, I'M NOT SURE,
BUT I THINK THAT CORINTHOS
AND MORGAN SEEM TO LIKE ME OK
OVER THERE.
LUKE: WELL, ASK FOR A RAISE.
ROY: I WAS THINKING OF ASKING
FOR A LITTLE MORE THAN THAT.
I GET THE IMPRESSION TALKING
TO PEOPLE THAT, YOU KNOW,
THEY GOT SOMETHING ELSE GOING
ON THERE BESIDES THIS COFFEE
DEAL.
PROBABLY SOME SERIOUS MONEY
MOVING THROUGH THERE, AND I'M
SURE I COULD HELP THEM OUT
SOMEHOW, EXCEPT, YOU KNOW,
THEY DON'T KNOW ME.
BUT YOU KNOW SONNY AND YOU KNOW
ME, AND IF YOU COULD SEE
YOUR WAY TO PUTTING IN A GOOD
WORD FOR ME -- YOU KNOW,
COULD --
LUKE: YEAH, OK, PAL.
WHOO.
THERE IS NOTHING I WOULDN'T DO
FOR YOU --
EXCEPT THAT.

BOBBIE: HI.
JERRY: HI.
BOBBIE: I GOT YOUR MESSAGE.
WHAT'S UP?
JERRY: IT'S THE DAMNEDEST
THING.
I WAS TRYING TO THINK
OF SOMEWHERE WHERE WE COULD HAVE
A PRIVATE CONVERSATION.
I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYWHERE.
I MEAN, LUCAS IS AT
THE BROWNSTONE.
AND EVERY TIME I TRY TO TALK
TO YOU AT KELLY'S OR
THE HOSPITAL, YOU'VE GOT A DOZEN
THINGS ON UR MIND.
BOBBIE: YOU'RE FEELING
NEGLECTED, AND IT'S MY FAULT.
JERRY: DON'T PUT WORDS
IN MY MOUTH, PLEASE.
BOBBIE: I'M SORRY.
JERRY: I'M NOT FEELING
NEGLECTED.
I'M FEELING THAT MAYBE YOU'RE
NOT SURE THAT YOU WANT TO MARRY
ME ANYMORE.
BOBBIE: JERRY, I NEVER REALLY
WAS SURE.
THE ONLY THING THAT I EVER
CLAIMED TO BE SURE OF IS LOVING
YOU.
JERRY: AND THEN I PROPOSED
TO YOU WHEN I WAS LYING ON WHAT
MOST PEOPLE THOUGHT WAS
MY DEATHBED, SO YOU FELT YOU HAD
TO SAY YES.
BOBBIE: HEY.
DON'T PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH, OK?
JERRY: FAIR ENOUGH.
BOBBIE: JERRY,
I'VE BEEN MARRIED FOUR TIMES.
FOUR.
THAT'S ENOUGH FOR A BRIDGE GAME.
AND IN TWO WEEKS, I'M ABOUT
TO GO TO NUMBER FIVE.
THAT'S A BASKETBALL TEAM.
HOW DENSE WOULD I HAVE TO BE NOT
TO WONDER IF I'M DOING THE RIGHT
THING?
EVERY TIME, I THOUGHT IT WAS
FOREVER.
EVERY TIME, I THOUGHT MARRIAGE
IS SOMETHING I KNOW HOW TO DO.
BUT LET'S FACE IT.
THE EVIDENCE IS AGAINST ME.
JERRY: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT
THEY SAY.
BOBBIE: WHAT?
JERRY: PRACTICE MAKES
PERFECT.
YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED?
NOT TO BE OUT OF EACH OTHER'S
SIGHT.
I START WORRYING.
YOU START WORRYING.
IT'S NO GOOD.
BUT THEN, WHEN WE'RE TOGETHER
AGAIN, IT ALL BECOMES CLEAR.
RIGHT?
BOBBIE: I DON'T HAVE TO WORK
TONIGHT, YOU KNOW.
JERRY: BUT I DO.
BUT I'VE JUST GOT A MEETING.
SHOULDN'T BE MORE THAN AN HOUR.
BOBBIE: I COULD MEET
YOU AT LUKE'S.
JERRY: PERFECT.
WELL, I MEAN, LUKE WILL ABUSE
ME, AND YOU'LL COME
TO MY DEFENSE.
YOU'LL SHOWER ME WITH
COMPLIMENTS, YOU'LL NUZZLE UP
TO ME D GIVE ME A LITTLE KISS
RIGHT HERE.
WHAT MORE COULD A MAN WANT
FROM AN EVENING?

A.J.: CARLY.
WHERE YOU HEADED?
CARLY: MICHAEL'S BEEN BATHED
AND PUT TO BED, AND SO --
A.J.: I WASN'T ASKING ABOUT
MICHAEL.
CARLY: WELL, I JUST --
EVERYTHING HERE'S BEEN TAKEN
CARE OF.
A.J.: I'M NOT.
YOU WERE GONE MOST OF THE DAY.
CARLY: SO WERE YOU.
A.J.: AND, WHAT, NOW YOU HAVE
DINNER PLANS?
CARLY: NO.
A.J.: WHERE WILL YOU BE?
IN CASE I NEED TO REACH YOU.
CARLY: YOU WON'T.
A.J.: WHERE WILL YOU BE?
IS IT REALLY SUCH A DIFFICULT
QUESTION?
CARLY: NOT AT ALL, A.J.
I'LL BE OUT.

HANNAH'S VOICE: YOU'RE NOT
CUTTING ME OFF MY OWN CASE.
SONNY CORINTHOS IS GOING
TO PRISON, AND HE'S GOING
TO KNOW THAT I SENT HIM THERE.
HANNAH: ON A SCALE OF ONE
TO 10, WHAT KIND OF MOOD WOULD
YOU SAY YOU WERE IN?
SONNY: WHY DO YOU ASK?
HANNAH: PERSONALLY, I'M OFF
THE CHARTS, SO MY INFLUENCE
DOESN'T COUNT.

HANNAH: I INVITED COMPANY
FOR DINNER TONIGHT.
SONNY: YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT.
HANNAH: I CAN DO THAT, RIGHT?
SONNY: WELL, YOU LIVE HERE
NOW.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, WHY NOT?
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE
FOR YOU TO CLEAR IT WITH ME
FIRST.
HANNAH: WELL, HE SAID
YOU KNEW HE WAS COMING OVER.
MIKE.
SONNY: WELL, MIKE'S,
YOU KNOW, ALWAYS COMING OVER.
THERE ISN'T A DAY OR NIGHT WHERE
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO EXPECT HIM.
HANNAH: SO IT'S OK?
SONNY: FOR YOU AND MIKE
TO HAVE DINNER?
SURE.
BUT I GOT BUSINESS WITH JASON
TONIGHT.
HANNAH: OH, ALL RIGHT.
SONNY: WELL, THAT DOESN'T
SOUND ALL RIGHT.
HANNAH: WELL, YOUR FATHER IS
GOING TO BE DISAPPOINTED.
SONNY: YEAH?
WELL, YOU KNOW, IT HAPPENS.
HANNAH: I KNOW IT'S BUSINESS
AND I PROMISED I WOULD STAY OUT
OF IT, AND I AM.
BUT YOU'RE THE BOSS, RIGHT?
YOU AND JASON.
SO DOESN'T THAT MEAN THE BOSS
CAN MAKE SOMEBODY ELSE WORK
THROUGH DINNER?
PLEASE?
SONNY: WELL, I DIDN'T SAY I'D
BE GONE ALL NIGHT.
HANNAH: WELL, THEN,
WE'LL WAIT FOR YOU.
SONNY: YOU WILL?
HANNAH: OF COURSE.
SONNY: WELL, THEN I GUESS,
YOU KNOW, I'LL MAKE
AN APPEARANCE.
HOW'S THAT?
HANNAH: YOU'RE SO GOOD TO ME.
SONNY: YEAH.
HANNAH: THANK YOU.
AND I'M COOKING.
NO ARGUMENTS.
SONNY: OK.

JAX: MY MONEY'S ON THE GUY
WITH THE BLUE JACKET.
CHLOE: I THINK IT'S THE WOMAN
WITH THE TASTEFUL LITTLE NOSE
PIERCING.
ALEXIS: I THINK THAT'S JUST
THE LIGHT.
JAX: HER?
NO, SHE HASN'T LOOKED AT ME
ONCE.
NED: CALL THE POLICE.
CHLOE: SHE'S NOT LOOKING.
JAX: TOLD YOU.
ALEXIS: YOU KNOW, I THINK
YOU'RE ALL SEXIST BECAUSE WHY
CAN'T A WOMAN BE JUST AS LOW
AND UNSCRUPULOUS AS A MAN?
CHLOE: BECAUSE WOMEN ARE
VIRTUOUS AND GOOD.
AND IF NOT, NO ONE ELSE NEEDS
TO KNOW.
JAX: THAT'S BECAUSE GERTRUDE
IS THE SEXIST.
SHE WOULD NEVER HIRE A WOMAN
TO FOLLOW US.
BESIDES, THE PERSON THAT WAS
FOLLOWING US IN THE WHITE
CONVERTIBLE WAS A FOOT TALLER
THAN SHE IS.
CHLOE: HMM.
NED: IT'S THE GUY IN THE BLUE
JACKET.
JAX: AH, YOU SEE?
NED AGREES.
NED: AGREE?
I DO NOT AGREE.
THERE IS NOTHING YOU COULD SAY
THAT I WOULD EVER AGREE
WITH AS LONG AS I LIVE.
HOWEVER, WHEN I SAID I WENT
TO THE RESTROOM, I STUCK MY HEAD
OUT IN THE PARKING LOT,
AND THE WHITE CONVERTIBLE DROVE
UP, AND THE GUY IN THE BLUE
JACKET GOT OUT.
CHLOE: LET'S SLASH HIS TIRES.
ALEXIS: NO, SEE, THEN HE'LL
NEVER LEAVE.
WE WANT HIM TO BE BORED WITH US
OR CONVINCED BY US OR JUST PLAIN
SICK OF US AND GO.
JAX: YEAH.
MM-HMM.
NED: HOW MUCH CAN A STOMACH
TAKE?
CHLOE: YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS
LOOK LIKE YOU NEED A BREAK.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO NECK?
NED: YOU KNOW, I WOULD LOVE
TO NECK, BUT I'M NOT GOING
TO STOOP TO THEIR LEVEL.
JAX: WHAT?
ALEXIS: OH.
NED: I MEAN, IF THERE WERE
NO GERTRUDE AND IF I WERE HERE
WITH ALEXIS, I WOULD NEVER
BEHAVE IN SUCH AN APPALLING WAY.
JAX: WHAT?
ALEXIS: YOU WOULDN'T?
NED: WELL, IF I DID,
IT WOULDN'T BE APPALLING.
CHLOE: BESIDES, NED
AND I HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE
BECAUSE WE MADE A VIDEO.
NED: YES, WE DID.
A VERY HOT VIDEO IT WAS.
CHLOE: YES.
AND IF PUSH CAME TO SHOVE,
WE COULD HAVE LUKE SHOW IT
THE MAN IN THE BLUE JACKET.

LUKE: 120, 32, AND CHANGE.
ROY: YEAH.
LUKE: ISN'T 20 YEARS
IN THE PEN ENOUGH FOR YOU, MAN?
DO YOU MISS THE PRISON READING
ROOM?
ROY: YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN ME
THE OTHER DAY.
I WALKED WHEN IT SAID
"DON'T WALK" AND GOT AWAY
WITH IT.
LUKE: WELL, I'M ALL
FOR GETTING AWAY WITH IT,
BUT CORINTHOS HAS GOT THE FEDS
ALL OVER HIM RIGHT NOW.
AND TO WORK FOR HIM
ON A LONG-TERM BASIS IS LIKE
INVITING SUSPICION, MAN.
LOOK, IF YOU NEED MONEY,
I'LL GIVE YOU MONEY.
ROY: I DON'T NEED YOUR MONEY,
LUKE.
LUKE: I'LL LOAN YOU MONEY.
ROY: I JUST WANT MY PAYCHECK
CASHED MINUS THE LECTURE,
THANKS.
LUKE: YOU BETTER COUNT IT.
I'M MATHEMATICALLY CHALLENGED.
ROY: YEAH, DON'T MIND
IF I DO.
LUKE: IS THAT AFTER-SHAVE
LOTION?
ROY: IT'S AN AMAZING NEW
DISCOVERY, ALL THE RAGE
IN PRISON.
YOU OUGHT TO TRY IT.
LUKE: IT'S A TOTAL WASTE,
MY FRIEND.
MY SISTER AIN'T COMING
IN TONIGHT.
ROY: THEN WHAT THE HELL AM
I DOING HANGING OUT WITH YOU?
LUKE: OH, FINE.
YOU GOT WHAT YOU NEEDED AND NOW
YOU'RE GONE?
WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS?

CARLY: A.J., WE'VE BEEN
THROUGH THIS OVER AND OVER
AND --
A.J.: NO, NO, NO.
WE KEEP BUMPING AGAINST IT.
BUT THROUGH IT -- OBVIOUSLY NOT.
CARLY: WELL, WHAT DO
YOU WANT?
YOU WANT TO PUT A TIME CLOCK
AT THE FRONT DOOR?
I WOULDN'T MIND PUNCHING
IN AND OUT.
I THINK IF YOU KEPT TRACK
OF THE HOURS THAT I SPEND BEING
YOUR WIFE YOU WOULD SEE THAT
YOU'RE GETTING YOUR MONEY'S
WORTH.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
THE BORING FAMILY FUNCTIONS
AND THE DINNERS WITH CLIENTS
AND THE CHARITY GUILD STUFF --
I'LL THROW THAT IN FOR FREE.
A.J.: THANK YOU.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
BEING MY WIFE IS NOT A JOB,
CARLY.
CARLY: BEING MY HUSBAND'S
BEEN A GREAT CAREER MOVE
FOR YOU, THOUGH, HASN'T IT?
IT GOT YOU MICHAEL.
IT GOT YOU THAT C.E.O. JOB
TITLE.
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
IF YOU LOOK AT THIS, YOU HAVEN'T
DONE SO BAD WITH ME.
A.J.: YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T DESERVE THAT.
I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE
OUR MARRIAGE MEAN SOMETHING,
CARLY.
CARLY: OK, WELL,
COULD YOU MAKE IT MEAN SOMETHING
OTHER THAN THAT I'M
YOUR PRISONER?
WE ARE WHO WE ARE, A.J.
THERE'S NO USE IN PRETENDING
THAT WE'RE HAPPILY MARRIED.
WE'RE MARRIED, AND MOSTLY WE'RE
NOT UNHAPPY, BUT IT'S NOT
THE SAME THING.
A.J.: DON'T SPEAK FOR ME,
ALL RIGHT?
CARLY: OK.
A.J.: DID IT EVER OCCUR
TO YOU THAT MAYBE I JUST --
I WANT TO BE NEAR YOU?
CARLY: NO.
NO.
YOU WANT TO WIN.
AND I'M NOT EVEN THE PRIZE.
YOU KNOW, A.J., YOU AND MICHAEL
AND I HAVE BUILT A FAIRLY DECENT
LIFE IN SPITE OF EVERYTHING.
I DON'T SEE WHY YOU CAN'T JUST
BE SATISFIED WITH THAT.

SONNY: IT'S COLD.
JASON: IF YOU SAY SO.
SONNY: YOU GOING TO TELL ME
WHEN THE BUST GOES DOWN?
JASON: FRANCIS IS SCOPING IT
OUT FOR ME.
BUT WHEN IT'S NOT OUR GUYS WHO
GET ARRESTED, IS HANNAH GOING
TO KNOW WE SET HER UP?
SONNY: SHE'S GOING TO LOOK
LIKE SHE DOESN'T KNOW
OUR INFORMATION ON US
FROM OUR INFORMATION ON MORENO,
AND THAT'S JUST THE WAY I LIKE
IT.
SHE WANTED ME TO STAY HOME
TONIGHT.
JASON: DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
IF SHE THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS
GOING TO BE THE THING THAT
BUSTED YOU, WHY WOULD SHE WANT
YOU NOWHERE NEAR IT?
SONNY: WELL, I FIGURED
SHE WANTED TO BRING ME
IN HERSELF.
THE MIGHTY HUNTER.
YOU KNOW, "LOOK WHAT I GOT TIED
TO THE ROOF OF MY CAR."
AND GUESS WHO SHE USED AS BAIT?
MIKE.
JASON: HOW LONG DO YOU THINK
YOU CAN KEEP THIS UP?
SONNY: WITH HANNAH?
UNTIL SHE OUTLIVES HER
USEFULNESS.
I GOT TO GET BACK TO
THE WAREHOUSE.

SOREL: ALL RIGHT.
9:00, PIER 46.
GO.
MAN: SHLDN'T WE WAIT
FOR MR. MORENO, TOO?
SOREL: KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN.
YOU THINK MR. MORENO IS
IN ON EVERY LITTLE DETAIL?
DO YOU?
EVER HEAR OF THE CONCEPT
OF DENIABILITY?
DID I TELL YOU TO GO?
ROY: MR. SOREL?
HI AGAIN.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER ME.
SOREL: DeLUCA, SURE.
HOW COULD I FORGET YOU?
ROY: YEAH.
WELL, YOU TOLD ME TO STAY
IN TOUCH AND I DON'T WANT
TO CALL AND BOTHER YOU,
BUT I DID WANT TO LET YOU KNOW
THAT I'M INTERESTED.
SOREL: OH, I HAVEN'T
FORGOTTEN YOU.
THE THING IS, DeLUCA --
ROY: YEAH?
SOREL: THAT JOB YOU HAVE,
YOU KNOW?
ROY: AT THE WAREHOUSE.
SOREL: THE CORINTHOS-MORGAN
WAREHOUSE.
ROY: YEAH.
WELL, YOU KNOW, I COULD DITCH
THAT JOB IF YOU WANTED ME TO.
SOREL: IF I WANTED YOU TO,
COULD YOU KEEP THAT JOB
AND KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT?
ROY: I COULD DO THAT.
SOREL: YOU'LL BE HEARING
FROM ME.
ROY: OK, GREAT.
YOU KNOW, IF YOU NEED TO REACH
ME, I'M AT THIS --
SOREL: YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO FIND YOU, DeLUCA?
I KNOW HOW TO FIND YOU.
ROY: EXCUSE ME.
JERRY: NO PROBLEM.

[MUSIC PLAYS]
[MUSIC STOPS]
NED: YOU SEE, THAT'S HOW
YOU TREAT A WOMAN YOU'RE TAKING
OUT ON THE TOWN.
CHLOE: YES, WHAT,
WITH A HEALTHY SPINE
AND THE RIGHT PAIR OF SHOES.
JAX: SO, FOR WHOSE
EDIFICATION WAS THAT
TERPSICHOREAN DISPLAY?
CHLOE: HE'S GONE?
NED: MR. BLUE JACKET?
JAX: MM-HMM.
CHLOE: OH.
ALEXIS: I ENJOYED THAT DANCE.
ESPECIALLY WITH THE HUSSY YOU'RE
MARRIED TO.
JAX: OOH.
CHLOE: WHATEVER YOU SAY,
HOT LIPS.
ALEXIS: WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
YOUR TWINKLY LITTLE SELF BACK
TO MILAN, HAVE A LITTLE RISOTTO,
A BABY, AND THEN YOU COULD
DESIGN SOME BOOTIES FOR IT?
JAX: WHOO.
CHLOE: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT
THEY SAY IS REALLY TRUE --
99% OF LAWYERS GIVE THE REST
A BAD NAME.
[ALEXIS HISSES]
CHLOE: NOW, DO YOU GUYS HEAR
WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE?
JAX: WHAT?
CHLOE: HMM.
NED: WE DO NOT SOUND LIKE
THAT.
JAX: YEAH.
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ME MAKE
A COMMENT ABOUT NED'S LIPS?
COME ON.
ALEXIS: HE HAS MADE COMMENTS
ABOUT YOUR HAIR.
JAX: HE DID?
NED: NO.
CHLOE: NOW THAT THE
EXHIBITION GAME IS OVER,
CAN WE PLEASE FOLLOW MR. BLUE
JACKET'S EXAMPLE AND GO HOME?
ALEXIS: HEAR, HEAR.
CAN NED SLEEP OVER?
YOU PROMISED.
JAX: YEAH, YEAH, AND I'M
A MAN OF MY WORD.
MM-HMM.
WE'LL RETIRE TO OUR RESPECTIVE
SUITES, AND THEN NED WILL TAKE
THE SERVICE ELEVATOR UP TO YOU.
MEANWHILE, CHLOE AND I WILL GET
TOGETHER FOR A LITTLE S--
YOU KNOW.
NED: HOW CRUDE CAN YOU BE?
CHLOE: OVER MY DEAD BODY.
ALEXIS: GOOD FOR YOU.
I'M A FIRM BELIEVER
IN ABSTINENCE BEFORE MARRIAGE.
NED: FOR OTHER PEOPLE?
CHLOE: HE WANTS TO TAKE ME
SAILING.
ALEXIS: IN THE DARK?
CHLOE: MM-HMM.
NED: IN THE COLD?
CHLOE: AND I WON'T DO IT.
ARE YOU NOT AWARE THAT ALL
OF OUR EXCURSIONS END UP
IN CATASTROPHES?
ALEXIS: IF HE WANTS TO TAKE
YOU FLYING OVER THE SAHARA,
DON'T GO.
JAX: HOW LONG DO YOU THINK
PINOCHLE WILL KEEP US BUSY?
COME ON.
I HAVE SWEATERS AND JACKETS
ONBOARD.
YOU'LL BE NICE AND TOASTY,
I SWEAR.
COME ON, CHLOE.
DON'T YOU TRUST ME?

MIKE: IT HAS TO CHANGE
THINGS -- LIVING TOGETHER --
DOESN'T IT?
HANNAH: SURE, IT HAS.
MIKE: YEAH.
FOR THE BETTER?
HANNAH: IT MAY BE TOO SOON
TO TELL.
MIKE: LOOK, IF SONNY'S
A LITTLE TENSE, DON'T YOU THINK
IT HAS LESS TO DO WITH YOU THAN
WITH THE FACT THE FEDS ARE STILL
AFTER HIM?
THEY'LL NEVER GET ANYTHING
ON HIM.
THEY NEVER DO.
HANNAH: DO YOU THINK THAT
SONNY WOULD EVER JUST PICK UP
AND LEAVE?
MIKE: AND START OVER
SOMEWHERE ELSE?
I'M SURE HE HAS THE RECURRING
FANTASY, BUT WOULD HE ACTUALLY
DO IT?
HE WANTED TO TRY WITH BRENDA.
HANNAH: BUT WHAT?
MIKE: I'M NOT SAYING THAT
WHAT DIDN'T WORK WITH
HER COULDN'T WORK WITH YOU.
THEY LOVED EACH OTHER VERY MUCH.
BUT THEY HAD THEIR ISSUES.
HANNAH: WELL, WHAT COUPLE
DOESN'T?
MIKE: WITH SONNY,
THERE'S ONLY ONE REAL ISSUE --
TRUST.
BRENDA BETRAYED HIM IN SUCH
A WAY THAT I DON'T THINK HE EVER
KNEW HOW TO FORGIVE HER.
HANNAH: HOW?
MIKE: SHE WORE A WIRE
FOR THE COPS.
HANNAH: WHAT?
MIKE: I KNOW YOU'RE PROBABLY
THINKING, "WHAT KIND OF WOMAN
COULD DO THAT?"
SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS DOING IT OUT
OF LOVE.
BUT HER REASONS REALLY DIDN'T
MATTER.
I MEAN, SONNY TRIED TO
ACCEPT IT, IGNORE IT, FORGET IT,
BUT SOMETHING HAD DIED
BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM
AND THERE WAS NO WAY OF GETTING
THAT BACK.

ELIZABETH: HEY.
OH, THIS IS PERFECT.
JASON: WHAT IS?
ELIZABETH: RUNNING INTO YOU.
MAYBE IT'S A SIGN.
JASON: OF WHAT?
ELIZABETH: OR MAYBE IT'S
A SIGN THAT YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE
ME A SIGN.
LET ME ASK YOU --
IF THERE WAS ONLY ONE PAINTING
OF LUCKY IN THE WORLD, WOULD IT
BE A PAINTING OF HIM HERE
OR OF HIM PLAYING HIS GUITAR?
JASON: WHY CAN THERE ONLY BE
ONE IN THE WORLD?
ELIZABETH: BECAUSE I ONLY
HAVE ONE MIDTERM ART PROJECT,
AND I TALKED MY PROFESSOR
INTO LETTING IT BE A PORTRAIT.
YOU KNOW, PAINTING LUCKY WAS
THE REASON I GOT INTO THE ART
ACADEMY IN NEW YORK.
JASON: OH, WELL --
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU KNOW, THE DOCKS ARE BIGGER.
BUT GUITARS ACTUALLY LOOK HARDER
TO DRAW.
ELIZABETH: WELL,
THAT'S NO HELP.
I NEED A DECISION.
JASON: WHY FROM ME?
ELIZABETH: BECAUSE YOU'RE
HERE, YOU KNEW LUCKY, AND I'M
TIRED OF THINKING ABOUT IT.
JASON: ALL RIGHT.
FINE.
HEADS FOR THE DOCKS,
TAILS FOR THE GUITAR.
OK?
ELIZABETH: OK. DO IT.
OK.
GUITAR.
JASON: I'M GLAD I COULD BE
SO HELPFUL.
ELIZABETH: YOU WERE.
THANK YOU.

ELIZABETH: OK, YOU CAN THINK
IT'S FUNNY IF YOU WANT,
BUT YOU DID HELP.
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WANTED
UNTIL THERE WAS A CHANCE THAT
I MIGHT HAVE TO DO SOMETHING
ELSE, SO THANK YOU.
JASON: WAIT, WAIT. HOLD ON.
WHAT ABOUT MY QUARTER?
ELIZABETH: THIS?
THIS ISN'T A QUARTER.
IT'S A GOOD LUCK CHARM.
AND I'M KEEPING IT.
CARLY: AHEM.
CARLY: WHAT WAS THAT?
WELL, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING
TO SAY.
YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME TO GO
HOME AND FORGET ABOUT IT,
BUT, JASON, I --
JASON: CARLY --
CARLY: I GOT TO KNOW.
JASON: CARLY, CARLY,
CARLY, CARLY -- SONNY IS FINE,
OK?
CARLY: NO, IT'S NOT OK.
JASON: WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER
I SAID?
CARLY: I WOULD RATHER THAT
YOU SAID HE WAS CRAZY BECAUSE,
JASON, IF HE'S FINE, THEN HE'S
REALLY CRAZY.
YOU CAN'T LIVE WITH SOMEBODY
THAT YOU HATE AND CALL IT LOVE.
YOU CAN'T.
IT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE --
LIKE YOU'RE DYING HOUR BY HOUR.
JASON: SONNY IS DOING WHAT
HE THINKS HE HAS TO DO.
CARLY: JASON, OK, LOOK.
YOU CAN'T FOOL ANOTHER HUMAN
BEING 24 HOURS A DAY.
HOW DOES SONNY KNOW?
HOW DOES HE KNOW THAT
SHE DOESN'T SEE RIGHT THROUGH
HIM?
MAYBE HANNAH KNOWS THAT HE HATES
HER BUT SHE DOESN'T CARE ANYMORE
BECAUSE SHE'S IN A POSITION
TO PROVIDE EVIDENCE AGAINST HIM.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
IF SHE BRINGS HIM DOWN,
SHE'S GOING TO BRING YOU DOWN
RIGHT ALONG WITH HIM.

MIKE: YEAH, BUT DID YOU HAVE
TO TELL HIM I MADE IT?
HANNAH: YOU TOLD HIM.
MIKE: WELL, THAT'S WHAT I GET
FOR BRAGGING.
SONNY: IT'S EDIBLE.
MIKE: WELL, THAT'S HIGH
PRAISE INDEED.
SONNY: YEAH.
MIKE: DID YOU KNOW THAT
HE GETS HIS CULINARY SKILL
FROM ME?
SONNY: AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GET ME
A NEW CUTTING BOARD,
TOO, IF YOU CARVED THIS MEAT
ON IT.
MIKE: I LEARN FROM
MY MISTAKES.
CUTTING BOARD IS FOR VEGETABLES
ONLY.
NUMBER ONE RULE OF THE HOUSE,
YOU KNOW.
HANNAH: JOHNNY CLUED ME IN.
MIKE: AH.
HANNAH: LET ME GET YOU SOME
MORE POTATOES.
MIKE: NO, I'LL GET THEM.
HANNAH: NO, NO, NO.
I'M UP ALREADY.
MIKE: OK.
MIKE: IT'S REALLY NICE,
JUST THE THREE OF US.
SONNY: SHE REALLY ENJOYS
YOUR COMPANY.
IT'S NICE KNOWING SOMEBODY HAS
AN EYE ON HER.
MIKE: WELL, I KNOW HOW
SHE WENT BACK AND FORTH ABOUT
MOVING IN.
BUT WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING,
YOU'RE KEEPING HER HAPPY.
SONNY: THAT'S THE PLAN.

BOBBIE: HI, LUKE.
LUKE: HI.
BOBBIE: OH, WOW.
YOU LOOK GOOD.
LUKE: YOU THINK?
BOBBIE: YEAH.
LUKE: I HAD A PLATE
OF SWEDISH MEATBALLS THE OTHER
NIGHT AND WOKE UP LIKE THIS.
[BOBBIE LAUGHS]
LUKE: YOU JUST MISSED HIM.
BOBBIE: JERRY?
LUKE: JERRY WHO?
ROY.
BOBBIE: YOU KNOW, I FIND IT
VERY UNPLEASANT, THIS LITTLE
GAME YOU'RE PLAYING.
SO MAYBE THIS SUBJECT SHOULD
JUST REMAIN OFF-LIMITS BETWEEN
US.
LUKE: ALL I DID WAS MENTION
THE MAN'S NAME.
BOBBIE: TO TRY AND GET A RISE
OUT OF ME.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK.
LUKE: IT ISN'T?
BOBBIE: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO SAY, HUH?
JEEZ.
LUKE: SORRY.
I AM, BARBARA.
I'M SORRY. I APOLOGIZE.
BOBBIE: YOU KNOW I HAVEN'T
FORGOTTEN.
ROY IS THE FIRST MAN WHO EVER
LOVED ME, AND THE FEELING IS
MUTUAL.
BUT WHAT I WAS TO HIM THEN I'M
NOT TO HIM NOW, AND IT'S THAT
SIMPLE.
AND AS I RECALL, YOU DIDN'T LIKE
IT WHEN PEOPLE WERE REMINDING
YOU OF THINGS YOU SAID AND DID
20 YEARS AGO.
WELL, NEITHER DO I, YOU KNOW?
I MEAN, IT'S LIKE --
IT'S LIKE WE DATED IN HIGH
SCHOOL, YOU KNOW?
I MEAN, THAT'S NO REASON WHY
THINGS SHOULD BE AWKWARD BETWEEN
US NOW.
AND THERE'S NO REASON WHY
ANYBODY SHOULD HAVE TO APOLOGIZE
FOR GROWING UP.
LUKE: I COULDN'T AGREE MORE.
SO, DON'T TELL ME.
TELL ROY.

LUKE: WHAT'S UP, PAL?
YOU SPEND THAT WHOLE PAYCHECK
ALREADY?
ROY: YOU'RE LIKE THE DEVIL.
I WAS HERE.
I GOBORED.
I LEFT.
I GOT BORED AGN.
I CAME BACK.
I SWEAR, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE
GOING TO BE AROUND.
BOBBIE: OH.
NEITHER DID I.
BUT AS LONG AS I'M HERE,
I THINK --
WOULD YOU EXCUSE US
FOR A MINUTE, PLEASE?
LUKE: OH.
OF COURSE.
I'M BUSY.
BOBBIE: I THINK THERE ARE
PROBABLY A COUPLE OF THINGS THAT
NEED TO BE SAID.
I'M REAL SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT.
ROY: THERE WAS MUSIC PLAYING,
AND WE DANCED.
WHAT'S TO BE SORRY FOR?
BOBBIE: WELL, I --
BECAUSE I JUST FIGURED THAT
IF I WAS CONFUSING MY BROTHER,
I WAS PROBABLY CONFUSING YOU,
TOO.
YOU KNOW, I MEAN, BECAUSE
I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT WHAT'S
DONE IS DONE AND I'VE MOVED
ON AND THEN ASK YOU TO WALTZ ME
DOWN MEMORY LANE.
ROY: I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.
I DON'T SEE HOW EITHER OF US
COULD BE EXPECTED TO KNOW HOW
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO ACT RIGHT NOW,
WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY,
YOU KNOW?
AND THE FACT IS THAT WE DIDN'T
GO OUT IN HIGH SCHOOL.
BECAUSE IF WE HAD, THEN THERE
WOULD HAVE BEEN AN END.
WE WOULD HAVE HAD A FIGHT
AND BROKE UP AND THEN SEEN EACH
OTHER WITH OTHER PEOPLE.
ALL THOSE LITTLE STAGES YOU GO
THROUGH WHERE SOMETHING THAT IS
TURNS INTO SOMETHING THAT WAS.
BOBBIE: YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.
WE NEVER HAD THAT.
ROY: YEAH, IT'S TRUE.
WE NEVER DID.
WE NEVER HAD IT.
SO I DON'T NEED YOU TO TRY TO BE
ANY SPECIAL WAY WITH ME.
DON'T NEED YOU TO TRY TO EXPLAIN
TO ME HOW WEIRD THIS IS.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE ANY KIND
OF SENSE.
FOR THAT MATTER, WHEN DID
YOU EVER?

JAX: ARE YOU HURT?
CHLOE: I'M JUST FREEZING.
DID YOU GET THE LICENSE PLATE
OF THAT MOTORBOAT?
BECAUSE I AM PRESSING CHARGES,
I SWEAR!
JAX: YEAH, IT'S PRETTY RUDE
OF THEM NOT TO EVEN STOP TO SEE
IF WE'D DROWNED.
CHLOE: PEOPLE LIKE THAT ARE
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS WORLD.
JAX: YEAH.
CHLOE: IF I FIND OUT MY AUNT
GERTRUDE PUT SOMEBODY UP
TO COMING AT US STRAIGHT ON LIKE
THAT --
JAX: NO, CHLOE, I'M SURE IT
WAS JUST A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED
DRUNK.
HOW UPSET WITH ME ARE
YOU FOR GETTING US CAPSIZED
AGAIN?
CHLOE: IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT.
I --
I TOOK NED'S PRUDENT SUGGESTION
AND BROUGHT A CELL PHONE WITH ME
THIS TIME --
JAX: OH, YEAH?
CHLOE: WHICH IS PROBABLY OUT
THERE ANNOYING THE FISH
SOMEWHERE.
OH, RINGING AND RINGING.
WHERE ARE WE?
JAX: WELL, THERE'S A HANDFUL
OF ISLANDS OUT HERE ONCE WE GET
PAST THE HARBOR.
AND I'M SURE THAT I'LL FIGURE
OUT WHICH ONE THIS IS
WHEN IT'S MORNING TIME,
WHEN I CAN SEE IT.
YOU WARM ENOUGH?
CHLOE: NOT YET.
JAX: COME HERE.
OH.

MIKE: WELL, THANKS
FOR A WONDERFUL EVENING
AND A GREAT DINNER, EVEN IF I DO
SAY SO MYSELF.
SONNY: ANYTIME, MIKE.
MIKE: DON'T LIE TO
YOUR FATHER.
BESIDES, I WASN'T TALKING
TO YOU.
YOU KNOW, IF I START THANKING
YOU, I MAY NEVER KNOW WHEN
TO STOP.
I HAVEN'T ALWAYS BEEN A REGULAR
OR A WELCOME VISITOR HERE.
DON'T WORRY.
I'M NOT TELLING YOU ANYTHING
THAT MICHAEL DOESN'T ALREADY
KNOW.
I'M PREDICTABLE.
WHEN I SAW HOW SERIOUS MY SON
WAS BECOMING TOWARD YOU, I WAS
BOUND AND DETERMINED
TO INGRATIATE MYSELF.
BUT YOU MADE THE EFFORT
TO REACH OUT TO ME,
AND DON'T YOU THINK THAT I WILL
EVER FORGET THAT.
GOOD NIGHT.
HANNAH: GOOD NIGHT.
MIKE: DON'T GET UP.
STAY, RELAX, OK?
I'LL LET MYSELF OUT.
HANNAH: GOD, HE'S ALWAYS BEEN
SO GOOD TO ME.
SONNY: HE MEANT EVERY WORD,
I'M SURE.
I'M GOING TO GET ANOTHER DRINK.
HANNAH: WASN'T THIS NICE?
DINNER AT HOME, THE WHOLE FAMILY
TOGETHER.
YOU KNOW, IF I HAD ANYTHING
AT ALL TO DO WITH THAT,
I'M SO GLAD.
AT LEAST I GAVE YOU THAT.
SONNY: THAT AND
SO MUCH MORE.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
SONNY: TELL YOU WHAT?
WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD AND GO
UPSTAIRS, RELAX, GET YOURSELF
TO BED.
I'M NOT GOING TO ASK
YOU TO CLEAN UP AFTER THE KIND
OF MESS MIKE CAN MAKE.
HANNAH: OK.
I'LL LET YOU DO THE CLEANUP
BECAUSE I KNOW YOU LIKE
EVERYTHING IN THE KITCHEN JUST
SO.

CARLY: I MEAN, WHAT IS IT
THAT SONNY THINKS THAT HE'S
DOING?
HE THINKS HE'S USING HANNAH
AGAINST THE F.B.I.
THAT RIGHT THERE SHOULD TELL
YOU HE'S NOT THINKING STRAIGHT,
JASON.
THE F.B.I.
THEY'RE NOT MORENO.
YOU DON'T TEACH THEM A LESSON.
YOU DON'T DRAW A LINE AND SAY,
"DON'T CROSS IT."
IF YOU FIGHT THEM, YOU LOSE.
IF SONNY LOSES, SO DO YOU.
JASON: I'M NOT GOING TO JAIL.
CARLY: HOW DO YOU KNOW?
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT, JASON?
BECAUSE SONNY SAID SO
AND YOU BELIEVE HIM?
WHAT IF HE DOES SOMETHING
TO HER?
WHAT IF HE DOES SOMETHING
HORRIBLE TO HER?
YOU WANT TO BE ARRESTED
AS AN ACCESSORY TO AN ATTEMPTED
MURDER OR A MURDER OF A FEDERAL
AGENT?
YOU'VE GIVEN HIM EVERYTHING.
DO YOU NEED TO HAND HIM
YOUR ENTIRE FUTURE ON A SILVER
PLATTER?
YOU KNOW IF YOU TOLD HIM TO CUT
HER LOOSE, YOU ARE THE ONE
PERSON HE MIGHT ACTUALLY LISTEN
TO.
[SIRENS]
JASON: I CAN'T TELL HIM HOW
TO RUN HIS LIFE AND RUN
HIS BUSINESS AND ANYTHING
ELSE --
CARLY: WHY CAN'T YOU DO
SOMETHING FOR YOURSELF FOR ONCE,
JASON?
ONE TIME?
A.J.: OF COURSE.
OF COURSE YOU'D BE WITH JASON.

[SIRENS]
CHLOE: OOH.
JAX: YOU DON'T MAKE THIS
EASY, YOU KNOW.
CHLOE: MAKE WHAT EASY?
JAX: HOW CAN YOU LOOK THE WAY
YOU LOOK ALL SOAKING WET?
CHLOE: BY LETTING YOU PLAN
THE EVENING.
JAX: I'M SERIOUS.
I'M NOT FORGETTING THE DECISION
THAT WE MADE.
I'M JUST DAMNED IF I CAN
REMEMBER HOW WE GOT THERE.
CHLOE: IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO
WITH OUR FUTURE, AND I HAD MEANT
TO MAKE A MENTAL NOTE OF IT.
[OWL HOOTS]
CHLOE: WHAT WAS THAT?
JAX: IT'S MY SELF-CONTROL
GOING UP IN SMOKE.

BOBBIE: DON'T YOU DARE START
WITH THAT "CUTE LITTLE BRAINLESS
BOBBIE" ROUTINE YOU USED TO PULL
ON ME.
ROY: HEY, HEY, HEY, I NEVER
SAID YOU WERE BRAINLESS.
NEVER SAID THAT.
MIGHT HAVE MENTIONED
SCATTERBRAINED --
BOBBIE: OH, YOU ARE
SO CONDESCENDING.
ROY: A LITTLE TOO WILD
FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, MAYBE.
BOBBIE: YOU ALWAYS DO THIS,
ROY, AND I AM SO TIRED OF IT.
ROY: I HAVEN'T BEEN BACK LONG
ENOUGH TO GET TIRED OF IT.
BOBBIE: YOU ALWAYS USED
TO LOVE TO TELL ME WHAT WAS
WRONG WITH ME, EXCEPT THAT HALF
THE TIME THE THINGS YOU SAID
WEREN'T TRUE AND THE OTHER HALF
OF THE TIME THEY WERE ONLY TRUE
ABOUT YOU.
ROY: ABOUT -- ABOUT ME?
I'M SCATTERBRAINED?
I'M WILD?
I DON'T THINK SO.
BOBBIE: YEAH, WELL,
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL STEALING
LAURA'S ENGAGEMENT RING?
ROY: WHO PUT ME UP TO THAT,
BOBBIE?
BOBBIE: WELL, OK,
GRANTED, THERE WERE TIMES WHEN
I WASN'T THE MOST SATISFIED
PERSON IN THE WORLD AND I WOULD
SAY THINGS LIKE, "I WISH
FOR THIS AND WISH FOR THAT."
BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
WHEN YOU WERE LISTENING?
ROY: I WAS ALWAYS LISTENING.
I NEVER FORGOT A SINGLE THING
YOU WISHED FOR.
AND IF I WAS WILD, I WAS REALLY
ONLY WILD ABOUT YOU.
JERRY: HEY, BOBBIE.
WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?

HANNAH: SONNY --
HONEY, ARE YOU COMING TO BED?
OH, I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE
ON THE PHONE --
BAD NEWS?
SONNY: YOU COULD SAY THAT.
THE FEDS PULLED A BUST TONIGHT.
THEY GOT JASON.
THAT'S RIGHT.
MY BEST FRIEND IS IN LOCKUP,
AND IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU.
THE ONLY WAY THE FEDS COULD HAVE
KNOWN ABOUT THAT SHIPMENT WAS
FROM YOU.
I PUT THAT FILE ON MY DESK,
AND YOU READ IT, DIDN'T YOU?
YOU'RE A SPY.
HANNAH: SONNY, PLEASE, I CAN
EXPLAIN.
I TRIED TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU.
I REALLY TRIED.
AND I LOVE YOU, AND THAT'S
THE TRUTH.
SONNY: "LOVE"?
HOW STUPID DO YOU THINK I AM?
YOU USED ME!
YOU MADE A FOOL OUT OF ME!
HANNAH: NO.
SONNY: I WARNED YOU WHAT
WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU BETRAYED ME.
DIDN'T I?
HANNAH: NO, SONNY,
PLEASE, LISTEN --
SONNY: DIDN'T I?
HANNAH: I DIDN'T. I DIDN'T.
I REALLY DIDN'T.
SONNY: YOU DIDN'T WHAT?

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>> ON THE NEXT
"GENERAL HOSPITAL" --

LUKE: WHOO!
FELICIA: WHOO!

JAX: AVOID HYPOTHERMIA.
CHLOE: HOW?
JAX: VIGOROUS PHYSICAL
ACTIVITY.

BOBBIE: JERRY JACKS, MEET ROY
DeLUCA.
ROY: HEY, JERRY.

JASON: I GAVE UP MICHAEL.
I NEVER AGREED TO GIVE UP CARLY.

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