General Hospital Transcript Tuesday 10/19/99

Provided by Laura

LUKE: DAMN KIDS.
LUKE: OH, GOD.
DeLUCA: WEREN'T WE SUPPOSED
TO BE RICH BY NOW, BUDDY?

LILA: I THINK THEY'RE
MARVELOUS.
FELICIA: THAT'S A RELIEF
SINCE, OF COURSE, YOU'RE THE ONE
I MOSTLY WANTED TO PLEASE.
LILA: MY DEAR, YOU'RE VERY
TALENTED.
YOU KNEW ALL SORTS OF THINGS
I DIDN'T TELL YOU.
FELICIA: DID I?
LILA: MM-HMM.
FELICIA: OH, I DON'T KNOW.
THE WAR YEARS AND WHEN YOU MET
EDWARD?
WE DISCUSSED THAT ALL PRETTY
THOROUGHLY.
AND IT WASN'T REALLY THAT
DIFFICULT FOR ME TO PUT MYSELF
IN YOUR PLACE --
THE CONFLICT BETWEEN
THE PROMISES THAT YOU MADE
AND WHAT YOUR HEART REALLY
WANTED YOU TO DO INSTEAD.

STEFAN: LAURA?
LAURA: OH.
I CALLED MRS. LANSBURY.
SHE SAID THAT YOU'D LEFT
ALREADY.
STEFAN: SOMETHING'S WRONG.
LAURA: NO.
NO, NO, I JUST WONDERED IF IT
WOULDN'T BE BETTER FOR US TO GO
TALK TO MAC SCORPIO TOGETHER.
I MEAN, GRANTED, IT COULD LOOK
LIKE WE REHEARSED A STORY --
WHICH, OF COURSE, WE HAVE.
STEFAN: WHY SUBJECT YOURSELF
TO A POLICE INTERROGATION
IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO?
LAURA: I DO HAVE TO.
MAC CALLED ME IN.

[SONNY GROANS]
HANNAH: WAKE UP, SLEEPYHEAD.
SONNY: OH.
WHO AM I?
WHERE AM I?
HANNAH: YOU'RE THE MAN THAT'S
GOING TO GET ME EVICTED
FOR BREAKING BOBBIE'S
NO OVERNIGHT GUESTS RULE.
SONNY: LL, MAYBE THEY'LL
THROW YOU OUT IN THE STREET
AND YOU'LL COME LIVE WITH ME.
HANNAH: OH, I SEE.
SONNY: HMM.
HANNAH: YOU WANT ME TO LOSE
A MONTH'S RENT AND BE THOUGHT
OF AS A SCARLET WOMAN, RIGHT?
SONNY: ALL RIGHT.
OH, I WILL TELL HER
THAT I WENT UPSTAIRS --
RIGHT? -- KNOCKED ON YOUR DOOR.
YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE GETTING
DRESSED.
THEN YOU WAIT FOR, LIKE --
YOU COUNT TO 100.
YOU COUNT TO 100, YOU COME
DOWNSTAIRS, AND THEN
YOU SAY TO ME,
"MORNING, SONNY.
HOW HANDSOME YOU LOOK."
HANNAH: GOOD MORNING, SONNY.
HOW HANDSOME YOU LOOK THIS
MORNING.
SONNY: PERFECT.
WE'RE HOME FREE, BABY.
ALL RIGHT.

CARLY: WELL?
JASON: WELL, NOTHING.
THEY HAVEN'T COME DOWN YET.
CARLY: SINCE WHEN IS
HE A LATE SLEEPER?
EXCUSE ME.
I'M SURE HANNAH HAS HIM CHARMED
AND SPELLBOUND.
OK.
THIS IS NOT GOOD.
BUT IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
I MEAN, YOU DIDN'T PUT HER GUN
BACK, BUT, JEEZ, YOU KNOW,
SHE'S NOT GOING TO WALK AROUND
LOOKING FOR IT OR EVEN NOTICE
THAT IT'S GONE AS LONG
AS SONNY'S WITH HER,
SO WE'RE OK.
JASON: YEAH, WE'RE OK --
AS LONG AS WHEN THEY LEAVE,
THEY LEAVE TOGETHER.
CARLY: RIGHT.

CARLY: I STILL DON'T SEE
THEM.
JASON: IT'S A SURE THING
EVERYBODY INSIDE CAN SEE YOU.
CARLY: AM I BEING OBVIOUS,
DO YOU THINK?
I GUESS I AM.
OK.
CARLY: WAIT A MINUTE,
WAIT A MINUTE.
HEY --
WHY DON'T WE GO AROUND
TO THE BACK OF THE BUILDING
AND THROW SOMETHING AT HANNAH'S
WINDOW, AND THEN WE'LL HIDE --
JASON: I DON'T WANT TO THROW
THINGS AT HANNAH'S WINDOW.
CARLY: OK, DUMB IDEA.
SORRY.
JASON: NO, LOOK, I'M NOT
SAYING THAT.
IT WOULD DEFINITELY GET SOMEONE
DOWN HERE -- SONNY, AT LEAST.
BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO GET SONNY
HUNTING FOR SOMEBODY.
WHEN HE LOOKS, HE'LL FIND YOU.
CARLY: YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
WHO GETS ME.
WHY IS THAT?
I SWEAR, HALF OF MY IDEAS ARE
CRAZY, HALF ARE NOT.
YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON WHO GETS
THE HALF THAT ARE NOT.
LIKE, OK, WHEN I STOLE HANNAH'S
GUN, AT THE TIME IT SEEMED LIKE
A REALLY GOOD IDEA.
BUT I GET WHY IT WASN'T.
BUT AT LEAST, YOU KNOW, YOU KNEW
WHAT I WAS GOING FOR.
WHAT I WAS THINKING IS THAT IT
SEEMS REALLY WEIRD FOR
HER TO HAVE A GUN.
YOU TOOK THE SERIAL NUMBER DOWN,
AND WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BET THAT
GUN'S REGISTERED TO
DR. BRADBURN?
NOT THE DOCTOR BUT,
YOU KNOW, THE GUY WHO'S SAYING
HE'S DR. BRADBURN, ANYWAY.
JASON: RIGHT. WELL --
CARLY: AT LEAST MAYBE WE'LL
FIND OUT HIS REAL NAME.
JASON: WE'LL SEE.
BENNY'S RUNNING A TRACE ON IT
RIGHT NOW.
CARLY: WELL, I'LL BET
YOU ANYTHING THAT IT'S NOT HERS.
JASON: CARLY, PEOPLE LIE.
OK?
WE TALKED ABOUT THAT --
FOR A LOT OF REASONS --
SOME SERIOUS, SOME NOT.
NOW, IN THIS SITUATION,
THE THING WE NEED TO KEEP
IN MIND IS WE DON'T KNOW WHY
HANNAH AND THIS GUY ARE LYING,
OK, OR HOW HARD THEY'LL FIGHT
TO COVER THEIR TRACKS.
CARLY: WHAT IF THE REAL
DR. BRADBURN IS DEAD?
THERE'S SONNY.
JASON: IS HE ALONE?
CARLY: YES.
DAMN.
JASON: OK, JUST STAY LOW.
CARLY: OH, WAIT.
NO, IT'S OK.
JASON: WHAT?
CARLY: SHE'S WITH HIM.
SHE'S WITH HIM.
GO AROUND THE BACK.
GO ON.
JASON: CARLY, STAY OUT
OF SIGHT.
CARLY: I'M SORRY.
JASON: SHH!

HANNAH: AH.
BOBBIE'S NOT HERE.
SONNY: AH.
HANNAH: AND TAMMY'S GOT
BETTER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT
THAN "WAS THAT AN EXTRA SET
OF FOOTSTEPS COMING DOWN
THE STAIRS?"
SONNY: SEE, THAT'S OUR REWARD
FOR COMING DOWN TO FACE
THE MUSIC.
NOW, YOU SEE, IF THIS WERE
MY PLACE, I WOULD BE HANDING
YOU NOT JUST A CUP OF COFFEE
BUT COFFEECAKE.
HANNAH: MMM.
SONNY: HUH?
STILL WARM.
NOW, DON'T YOU THINK YOU CAN
LEARN TO LOVE BEING LADY
OF THE HOUSE?
BECAUSE I GOT A HOUSE THAT WOULD
LOVE FOR YOU TO BE ITS LADY.
HANNAH: IF ONLY YOU KNEW.
ANYTIME I PICTURE ANYTHING,
WHENEVER I DREAM,
IT'S ALWAYS OF A LIFE WITH YOU.

LUKE: GOD, WHAT DOES IT TAKE
TO FIND A BODY ON THE CASSADINE
YACHT?
DO THE FISH HAVE TO COMPLAIN
ABOUT A SMELL?
UH-OH.
IF YOU'RE HERE TO ROB ME,
THERE'S NOTHING IN THE CASH
REGISTER AND I CAN'T REMEMBER
THE COMBINATION TO THE SAFE.
TONY: WELL, IF YOU CAN'T,
THEN WHO DOES?
LUKE: AHA.
YOU ADMIT IT.
YOU'RE HERE TO ROB ME.
TONY: NO, I'M HERE
TO THANK YOU.
LUKE: YEAH?
DID I DO SOMETHING THANKWORTHY?
TONY: WELL, DIDN'T YOU?
AMAZINGLY ENOUGH, BOBBIE HAD
NO OBJECTIONS TO ME TAKING LUCAS
WHILE SHE'S OFF ON HER
HONEYMOON.
AND I JUST FIGURED YOU PUT
A GOOD WORD IN FOR ME, MAYBE OUT
OF OBLIGATION BECAUSE
OF MY FORENSIC WORK ON YOUR PET
SKULLS.
WHERE DID THEY GO?
LUKE: SKULLS?
I DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT
NO SKULLS, OFFICER.
AND I KNOW EVEN LESS ABOUT
MY SISTER'S IMPENDING DISASTROUS
MARRIAGE.
EX-BRO-IN-LAW, HOW CAN YOU LET
HER DO THIS?
WHAT'S -- WHAT IS THIS UNNATURAL
URGE SHE'S GOT TO BE MARRIED?
TONY: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
IT'S UNNATURAL?
I MEAN, MARRIAGE WORKS FOR A LOT
OF PEOPLE -- IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T
NOTICED.
LUKE: MY NIECE, THE
PATHOLOGICAL LOLITA
OF PORT CHUCK.
BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU ARE THE RULE
AND NOT THE EXCEPTION.
YOU KNOW THAT?
I MEAN, PEOPLE GO ON
AND ON AND RHAPSODIZE ABOUT
THE JOYS OF FINDING
YOUR SOUL MATE AND THE COMFORT
OF MAKING A HOME TOGETHER
AND THE SECURITY OF GROWING OLD
TOGETHER -- BLAH, BLAH,
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
BUT WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN IS
THAT YOU GROW RESTLESS TOGETHER
AND YOU STAY RESTLESS
UNTIL SOME --
CAN YOU OPEN THIS?
TONY: MM-HMM.
LUKE: UNTIL SOMEBODY GETS TOO
RESTLESS AND SAYS, "THAT'S
ENOUGH," AND THEY BOLT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
NOW, I WOULD BE FAR
MORE WILLING --
TO --
THROW RICE AND NOT BRICKS
AT MY SISTER'S NEXT WEDDING
IF YOU COULD JUST POINT OUT
TO ME ONE COUPLE THAT REPRESENTS
THE SPLENDOR OF MATRIMONIAL
BLISS.
TONY: THAT'S SO EASY.
MAC AND FELICIA.
LUKE: WELL, I HEAR THAT SHE'S
BEEN MARRIED A COUPLE TIMES.
TONY: THAT'S BECAUSE
SHE MARRIED A MAN WHO DIDN'T
WANT TO BE MARRIED --
MY BROTHER.
AND I'M NOT SAYING LITTLE FRISKY
HERE ACTED IN BAD FAITH.
I MEAN, HE LOVED HER.
HE LIKED BEING IN LOVE.
IT WAS JUST THE REST OF THAT
STUFF -- YOU KNOW, LIKE HOME
AND FAMILY AND THE
RESPONSIBILITY OF STAYING PUT.
HE JUST DIDN'T HAVE THAT
TO GIVE.
AND WHEN THEY SPLIT UP,
FELICIA KNEW EXACTLY WHAT WAS
LACKING.
SHE FOUND IT IN MAC.
THAT'S WHY THEY'RE SOLID.
THAT'S WHY THEY'LL BE TOGETHER
TILL THEY'RE 110.

FELICIA: THERE IS ONE PART
OF THE STORY WHERE YOU
AND EDWARD -- I HAD TO CHEAT
A LITTLE BIT BECAUSE I DIDN'T
WANT TO TELL HOW ELLIOT DIED.
SO I REALLY COULDN'T BE ACCURATE
ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS ABOUT
ELLIOT.
YOU MUST HAVE REALLY HATED HIM.
LILA: OH, NO.
I LOVED ELLIOT,
RIGHT UP UNTIL THE MOMENT THAT
I MET EDWARD.
FELICIA: REALLY?
I DIDN'T THINK THAT'S HOW LOVE
WORKS.
YOU LOVE SOMEONE, AND IT EITHER
WORKS OUT OR IT DOESN'T WORK
OUT.
BUT THE LOVE DOESN'T GO AWAY
JUST BECAUSE SOMEBODY ELSE COMES
ALONG.
LILA: IT'S POSSIBLE TO TALK
YOURSELF INTO LOVE.
FELICIA: YEAH.
A PERSON HAS THE SAME THINGS
THAT YOU WANT AND YOU CAN SORT
OF FIT THEM INTO YOUR FUTURE.
BUT THEN THERE'S THAT OTHER KIND
OF LOVE WHERE THINGS JUST SORT
OF HAPPEN.
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GOT THERE
AND YOU CAN'T RETRACE
YOUR FOOTSTEPS.
IT JUST HAPPENS.
LILA: AND YOU CAN'T REASON
YOURSELF OUT OF IT, NO MATTER
HOW HARD YOU TRY.

LAURA: WHAT IF MAC DOESN'T
BELIEVE US?
YOU KNOW, THIS ISN'T JUST ANY
MURDER INVESTIGATION FOR HIM.
HE WAS IN LOVE WITH KATHERINE
ONCE.
YOU KNOW, AND THERE'S ALSO
HIS PROFESSIONAL PRIDE.
I'M SURE THE POLICE DEPARTMENT
AND THE D.A.'S OFFICE ARE STILL
FEELING PRETTY EMBARRASSED AFTER
WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR WHEN
HELENA MADE FOOLS OUT
OF EVERYONE.
WHAT IF HE HOLDS ALL OF THAT
AGAINST YOU?
STEFAN: LAURA, IT DOESN'T
REALLY MATTER WHAT MAC SCORPIO
THINKS OR SUSPECTS.
WE ARE EACH OTHER'S ALIBI.
IF I SAY YOU WERE WITH ME
IN THAT STUDY WHEN KATHERINE
FELL AND YOU SAY THE SAME THING,
HE CAN'T PROVE OTHERWISE.
LAURA: I DON'T KNOW.
I'M JUST SO WORRIED.
I MEAN, WHAT IF SOMETHING GOES
WRONG?
STEFAN: NOTHING CAN GO WRONG
IF WE DON'T LET IT.
LAURA: I DON'T WANT
TO LOSE YOU.
STEFAN: YOU WON'T.
STEFAN: NOW, LISTEN TO ME.
I WANT YOU TO TRUST THAT I KNOW
WHAT IS BEST THIS TIME.
DON'T COME WITH MEOW.
I DON'T WANT YOU AT THAT POLICE
STATION ANY LONGER THAN YOU HAVE
TO BE.
I'LL WAIT FOR YOU THERE.
LAURA: OK.
STEFAN: ALL RIGHT.
LAURA: I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
STEFAN'S VOICE: WHAT DID
YOU SEE?
MRS. LANSBURY'S VOICE:
I HEARD A SCREAM, AND I LOOKED
IN THAT DIRECTION, A I --
I SAW MISS BELL START TO FALL.
I GLIMPSED SEONE BEHIND HER --
BLOND HAIR.

MAC: THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.
I KNOW YOU'RE A BUSY MAN.
STEFAN: WELL, IT'S HARDLY
AN INVITATION I'D HAVE FELT FREE
TO DECLINE.
MAC: PLEASE.
SO, HOW ARE THINGS AT G.H.?
STEFAN: I'M SELDOM THERE.
SEEMS TO RUN QUITE SMOOTHLY
WITHOUT ME.
MONICA QUARTERMAINE HAS PROVEN
TO BE AN EXCELLENT CHIEF
OF STAFF.
MAC: AND HOW'S NIKOLAS?
STEFAN: COMMISSIONER,
YOU'RE BEHAVING AS THOUGH THIS
WERE A FRIENDLY VISIT.
BUT WE'RE NOT FRIENDLY AND I'M
NOT VISITING.
NOW, YOU MADE IT CLEAR
YOU WANTED TO SEE ME ALONE.
I ASSUME YOU HAVE FURTHER
SUSPICIONS, FURTHER QUESTIONS
ABOUT KATHERINE'S DEATH.
MAC: I DON'T ENJOY THIS.
I'VE KNOWN LAURA SPENCER A LONG
TIME.
WHAT I NEED FROM YOU IS TO HELP
ME MAKE THIS AS EASY
ON HER AND HER DAUGHTER
AS WE CAN MANAGE.
STEFAN: MAKE WHAT EASY?
MAC: I KNOW SHE PUSHED
KATHERINE.
I HAVE AN EYEWITNESS.

LUKE: I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
STOP BY.
I CAN'T OFFER YOU TOAST.
I JUST BROKE THE TOASTER.
BUT I'VE GOT SOME PRETTY STIFF
COFFEE, IF YOU'D LIKE A CUP.
LAURA: UH --
NO, THANKS.
I --
I STOPPED BY BECAUSE I DIDN'T
KNOW WHETHER OR NOT YOU WERE
IN ONE OF YOUR NEWSPAPER-READING
PHASES.
LUKE: YEAH, WELL, I FIND THAT
IT'S EASIER THAN MANUAL LABOR.
DON'T GET YOUR HANDS DIRTY
THAT WAY.
BUT TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
I DIDN'T NEED TO READ IT
IN THE PAPER.
I KNEW THAT KATHERINE HAD TAKEN
ANOTHER SWAN DIVE.
I'M SORRY.
MY HUMOR IS A LITTLE DARK BEFORE
NOON.
REMEMBER?
WELL, I WAS WITH MAC WHEN HE GOT
THE NEWS AND I HAVE AN AIRTIGHT
ALIBI, SO NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT
THERE.
BUT I DOUBT THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND
CAN SAY THE SAME.
LAURA: MAC IS QUESTIONING
A LOT OF PEOPLE.
STEFAN IS AMONG THEM.
LUKE: YEAH.
BLONDIE WAS NEVER ONE TO WIN
POPULARITY CONTESTS.
BUT I UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS
JUST ABOUT TO WALK DOWN
THE AISLE WITH YOUR SON.
SO I WONDER WHO WOULD HAVE
A MORE PRESSING MOTIVE TO SEE
HER FLAT AS A PANCAKE THAN
THE FATHER OF THE GROOM.
LAURA: I -- I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST --
I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW.
LUKE: WHY, FOR MY OWN
AMUSEMENT?
LAURA: I -- I GUESS I JUST
THOUGHT THAT, YOU KNOW,
YOU SHOULD BE PREPARED,
LUKE, FOR --
WELL, YOU KNOW, FOR THE DETAILS
OF LAST YEAR TO COME OUT.
NOT THAT ANYBODY WOULD EVER WANT
THAT TO --
LUKE: WAIT, WAIT.
"LAST YEAR" COVERS A LOT
OF TERRITORY.
WHAT DETAILS?
LAURA: WELL, YOU KNOW,
LAST YEAR STEFAN WAS TRIED
FOR THE MURDER OF
KATHERINE BELL.
EVEN WHEN SHE REAPPEARED,
HE WAS NEVER REALLY EXONERATED.
BUT, YOU KNOW, IF THE D.A. WERE
TO ARGUE, FOR EXAMPLE,
THAT HE -- HE TRIED TO KILL
HER LAST YEAR AND THIS YEAR
HE SUCCEEDED, THEN PROBABLY
THEY'D PUT ME ON THE WITNESS
STAND AND THEN THEY'D ASK ME --
LUKE: OH, I SEE.
I UNDERSTAND NOW.
YOU'RE HERE TO TELL ME THAT
TO SAVE CASSADINE'S BUTT,
YOU'LL THROW ME ON THE FIRE.

CARLY: OH, NO.
OK, JASON -- UM --
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
AGENT LARKIN: YEAH?
HANNAH?
[SONNY and HANNAH APPROACH]
SONNY: I TELL YOU WHAT --
YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT
YOUR ROOM?
HANNAH: WHAT?
SONNY: THERE'S ONE --
CARLY: HEY, HEY.
HEY, HANNAH.
SONNY, HEY.
COULD YOU -- DO I -- CAN I GET
A MINUTE WITH YOU?
HANNAH: WITH YOU?
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
CARLY: NO, NO.
I JUST WOULD APPRECIATE A COUPLE
MINUTES, THAT'S ALL.

CARLY: HANNAH, I'M HERE
TO APOLOGIZE, OK?
I -- I -- I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T
LIKE ME, AND I DON'T BLAME YOU.
I REALLY DON'T.
VE BEEN -- I'VE BEEN TERRIBLE.
I'VE BEEN RUDE, AND THAT'S
TO SAY THE LEAST, OK?
AND I'M ACKNOWLEDGING THAT,
AND I -- I THINK, MORE THAN
ANYBODY, I REALLY SHOULD'VE
KNOWN BETTER BECAUSE --
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING --
WHEN I FIRST CAME HERE
TO PORT CHARLES, IT WAS REALLY
HARD FOR ME TO MAKE FRIENDS
BECAUSE PEOPLE HERE SEEM LIKE
THEY'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER ALL
THEIR LIFE, YOU KNOW,
AND THEY DON'T, LIKE,
WANT TO TRUST AN OUTSIDER.
HANNAH: YEAH, MAYBE.
BUT I'M SURE THAT'S NOT
THE REASON WHY YOU HAVE TROUBLE
MAKING FRIENDS.
CARLY: WELL --
THAT'S OK.
I DESERVE THAT.
SONNY: IT'S NICE TO KNOW
YOUR CONSCIENCE ACTS UP,
YOU KNOW, ONCE OR TWICE A YEAR,
BUT THIS DIDN'T JUST CROP UP
OVERNIGHT.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T JUST
COME IN HERE AND AMBUSH US
AND EXPECT IT TO GO AWAY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING
TO DO HERE.
CARLY: NO, NO, YOU'RE RIGHT.
NO, AND I -- I --
THIS IS REALLY HARD, OK?
THIS IS NOT EASY FOR ME TO DO,
BUT YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
AND THAT'S -- THAT'S WHY
I BROUGHT YOU --
HANNAH: YOU BROUGHT ME
A PRESENT?
CARLY: UM --
IT WAS JUST HERE A MINUTE AGO.
SONNY: OH.
MAYBE THE WIND BLEW IT OUT
OF YOUR PURSE OR SOMETHING.
CARLY: UM --
SONNY: HMM?
CARLY: YEAH.
IT'S A LITTLE -- A LITTLE PEACE
OFFERING, ACTUALLY.
SONNY: AH.
OOH.
CARLY: IT'S NOT MUCH,
YOU KNOW.
JUST --
SONNY: "CARMEN."
HMM.
HANNAH: OPERA TICKETS.
CARLY: BOX SEATS.
HANNAH: AT THE RISK
OF SOUNDING UNGRATEFUL,
WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME OPERA
TICKETS?
CARLY: TWO.
THERE'S TWO TICKETS.
BECAUSE, I MEAN -- HELLO --
I KNOW THAT SONNY LOVES MUSIC,
AND TWO TICKETS FOR TWO PEOPLE
WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY A COUPLE.
AND THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING IS
THAT I GET THAT, YOU KNOW,
AND IT'S NOBODY ELSE'S BUSINESS,
AND I'M NOT GOING TO TRY TO EVER
INTERFERE IN YOUR THING
ANYMORE, SO --
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
IF YOU DON'T WANT THEM,
IF YOU THINK IT'S A BAD IDEA,
IT WAS JUST A GESTURE
AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO.
SONNY: OH, NO, NO, NO.
I'D LOVE TO GO.
LOVE IT, LOVE IT.
CARLY: REALLY?
SONNY: YEAH.
HANNAH: I'D LOVE TO KNOW WHAT
BROUGHT THIS ON.
CARLY: JASON HAS A WAY OF,
YOU KNOW, MAKING ME SEE THINGS
IN A DIFFERENT LIGHT, AND I JUST
THINK THAT HE'D PROBABLY BE
REALLY PROUD OF ME.
HANNAH: I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M SAYING THIS, BUT -- AHEM --
IF YOU'RE WILLING TO MAKE PEACE,
THEN I GUESS SO AM I.
CARLY: AWESOME.
HANNAH: BUT CAN WE JUST
PLEASE NOT SHAKE HANDS?
CARLY: YEAH.
OK.
SO, I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
I DON'T WANT TO DISTURB
YOU ANYMORE.
GO AHEAD AND JUST ENJOY
YOURSELF.
THANKS FOR LISTENING.
OK.
SONNY: YOU THINK
SHE BOOBY-TRAPPED THE DOOR?
HANNAH: I DON'T KNOW.
OPERA TICKETS?
SONNY: WELL, I THINK IT'S
NICE.
YOU KNOW?
GET A CHANCE TO TAKE YOU OUT,
SHOW YOU OFF, WATCH YOU GET
DRESSED TO KILL, BUY YOU A NICE
PIECE OF JEWELRY.
HANNAH: HMM.
JEWELRY'S OVERRATED.
AND SO ARE SHIRTS.

STEFAN: WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS
IMPOSSIBLE.
LAURA WAS WITH ME IN THE STUDY
WHEN KATHERINE FELL.
I'M WILLING TO SIGN ANYTHING
YOU WANT, AND I'LL SWEAR TO IT
UNDER OATH.
MAC: I'M SURE, BUT YOU HARDLY
MAKE AN IMPARTIAL WITNESS.
YOUR CATERER, ON THE OTHER HAND,
IS A DIFFERENT STORY.
YOU SEE, HE WAS DOING WHATEVER
CATERERS DO BEFORE WEDDINGS WHEN
HE LOOKED UP AND HE SAW A BLOND
WOMAN PUSH KATHERINE OVER
THE PARAPET.
I HAVEN'T SHOWN HIM A PHOTOGRAPH
OF LAURA YET.
ANY BETS ON WHAT HE'LL SAY
ST THE MAN'S LYING.
MAC: HE HAS NO REON TO.
STEFAN: TO HE A CLEAR VIEW
OF THE PARAPET, HE WOULDE HAD
TO HAVE BEENN THE COURTYARD.
HAD HE BEEN, MRS. LANSBURY
WOULD'VE SEEHIM.
MAC: SO NOW YOU'RE AN EXPERT
ON WHAT MRS. LANSBURY DID
OR DIDN'T SEE.
STEFAN: PERHAPS NOT.
MAC: I ASKED HER IF SHE SAW
KATHERINE FALL.
I DIDN'T ASK HER IF SHE SAW
A CATERER.
MAYBE I SHOULD GIVE HER A CALL.
STEFAN: IT WAS SO DARK.
HOW ANYONE COULD'VE SEEN
ANYTHING AT THAT DISTANCE --
MAC: I ALSO HAVE A GARDENER
WHO HEARD TWO WOMEN ARGUING UP
ON THE PARAPET.
TRY AND TELL ME THAT WAS
KATHERINE AND YOUR MOTHER'S
NURSE.
STEFAN: THE DEMANDS KATHERINE
MADE ON MY HOUSEHOLD STAFF WERE
OUTRAGEOUS.
I DON'T DOUBT SHE HAD WORDS
WITH SOMEONE.
MAC: I KNOW YOU WANT
TO PROTECT HER.
SO DO I.
STOP TRYING TO OUTMANEER ME
AND START THINKING OF ME
AS AN ALLY.
I'M WILLING TO BELIEVE THAT
THERE WERE EXTENUATING
CIRCUMSTANCES.
TELL ME WHAT THEY WERE.
LET'S FIND A LESSER CHARGE THAN
MURDER.
STEFAN: LAURA WAS WITH ME
IN THE STUDY.
MAC:SHE FOUND OUT KATHERINE
WASN'T PREGNANT, THAT HER ONLY
SURVIVING SON WAS ING TRAPPED
BY A LIE.
IT'S SOMETHING THE KATHERINE
THAT I KNEW WOULD NEVEHAVE
DONE UNTIL SHE MET YOU.
LAURA CONFRONTED H.
THEY ARGUED.
TH STRUGGLED.
MAYBE SHE FELL BY ACCIDENT
MAYBE LAURA DOESN'T REMEMBER.
I MEAN, SHE HAS A HISTORY
OF BLACKING OUT UNDER STRESS.
A GOOD DEFENSE ATTORNEY CAN
BARGAIN HER DOWN TO INVOLUNTARY
SHE'LL GET AOUPLE OF YEARS
AT MOST, PROBABLY IN
A PSYCHIATRIC FACILITY.
STEFAN: I WANT MY ATTORNEY.
MAC: YOU ARE NOT A SUSPECT.
STEFAN: THEN EITHER LET ME
CALL HIM OR I'LL LEAVE.
MAC: DAMN YOU.
IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS.

LAURA: MY GOD.
YOU THINK THAT I CAME HERE
TO THREATEN YOU?
OH, MY GOD.
DON'T YOU KNOW ME BETTER THAN
THAT?
LUKE: SO THIS IS A WARNING?
LIKE THE POWER COMPANY SENDS
JUST BEFORE THEY CUT YOU OFF
AND YOUR FOOD ROTS?
LAURA: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
TO US, LUKE?
HOW DID WE GO FROM BEING ABLE
TO FINISH EACH OTHER'S SENTENCES
TO NOT BEING ABLE TO COMMUNICATE
AT ALL?
I CAME HERE TO TELL YOU THAT
IF STEFAN'S TRIED FOR MURDER
THAT I MIGHT BE PUT
ON THE WITNESS STAND,
AND, IF I AM, I MAY BE ASKED
ABOUT OUR MARRIAGE AND HOW
I LIED TO YOU AND ALL OF THAT.
AND I WOULD NEVER, EVER PUT
YOU THROUGH THAT WILLINGLY,
BUT I MAY NOT HAVE A CHOICE.
LUKE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S SAY
THAT YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE
AND THAT HAPPENS.
LET'S SAY THAT, TO SAVE STEFAN,
YOU HAVE TO TELL THE POLICE THAT
I WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR
KATHERINE'S LAST SWAN DIVE.
LAURA: NO, I CAN'T IMAGINE
THAT IT WOULD EVER HAPPEN
THAT WAY.
LUKE: WELL, TRY, LAURA.
BY NOW YOU AND I OUGHT TO BE
MASTERS OF THE UNIMAGINABLE.
LAURA: OH, COME ON!
I SWEAR, I CAN'T WIN WITH YOU,
YOU KNOW?
YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
WHEN YOU COULDN'T BE MY WHOLE
WORLD -- MY PAST, MY PRESENT,
AND MY FUTURE -- THEN I BECAME
THE TRAITOR.
AND EVEN NOW, WHEN I'M HERE
TO TELL YOU HOW IMPORTANT
YOU ARE TO ME AND ALWAYS WILL
BE, I'M STILL A TRAITOR.
LUKE: OH, NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
BE CAREFUL.
IT'S TAKEN YOU ABOUT HALF
YOUR LIFE TO GET YOUR PRIORITIES
CLEAR.
DON'T MUDDY THE WATERS NOW WHEN
I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE I STAND!
LAURA: I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE
HAD ANY IDEA WHERE YOU STAND
WITH ME FOR A LONG TIME.
[DOOR OPENS]
LUKE: ANYTHING ELSE?
FELICIA: I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT.
LAURA: NO.

FELICIA: I'M SORRY.
LUKE: I'VE BEEN COMBING
THE PAPER.
THERE'S NO MENTION WHATSOEVER
OF HELENA'S DECEASED TOWEL BOY.
BUT I'M SURE YOU NOTICED THAT.
ARE YOU HERE TO TELL ME THAT
YOU'RE -- YOU'RE FED UP WITH ALL
OF THIS AND YOU'RE GOING TO TELL
BUBBA THE WHOLE SORDID STORY?
BECAUSE IF THAT'S IT,
BEFORE YOU DO, I WANT
YOU TO READ MY HOROSCOPE.
IT SAYS, "A SUCCESSION OF BLOND
WOMEN WILL COME TO YOUR DOOR
WARNING OF IMPENDING DOOM."
IS IT THE END OF THE WORLD?
FELICIA: ARE YOU HUNG-OVER?
LUKE: IS THAT WHEN YOUR HEAD
FEELS LIKE A 45-POUND BLOCK
OF THROBBING CEMENT?
FELICIA: YEAH.
HAVE A SEAT.
LUKE: WHY?
FELICIA: I'M GOING
TO FIX YOU.
LUKE: IT'S BEEN TRIED BEFORE.
FELICIA: NEVER BY ME.

SONNY: IT'S BEEN GREAT,
BUT I GOT TO GO.
HANNAH: HOW DO YOU KNOW?
THE FIRST THING I TOOK OFF WAS
YOUR WATCH.
REMEMBER?
SONNY: I JUST KNOW.
WELL, DON'T LOOK SO SAD.
HANNAH: AHEM.
"IF THERE WAS ONE THING
I COULD CHANGE" --
SONNY: IF THERE WAS ONE THING
I COULD CHANGE, I WOULD CHANGE
EVERYTHING BUT YOU.
HANNAH: DO YOU HAVE TO WORK?
I'M NOT ASKING HOW MUCH MONEY
YOU MAKE.
I KNOW IT'S A LOT.
SONNY: RIGHT.
HANNAH: YOU COULD PROBABLY
RETIRE IF YOU WANTED TO.
SONNY: WHY WOULD I WANT TO?
HANNAH: BECAUSE YOU'RE TWO
DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
WOULDN'T YOU WANT TO BE ONE?
YOU'RE THE SWEET, LOVING,
KIND MAN WHEN YOU'RE
WITH ME, AND --
AND THEN YOU'RE A DIFFERENT KIND
OF MAN THAT YOUR BUSINESS
MAKES YOU --
COLD, TENSE, SECRETIVE.
SONNY: I TRIED TO RETIRE
ONCE.
DIDN'T WORK FOR ME.
THE PERSON WHO I AM WHEN I'M
WITH YOU IS WHO I'LL ALWAYS BE.
THE REST, YOU KNOW, I'LL TRY
TO PROTECT YOU FROM, BUT
THAT'S THE BEST I CAN DO.

CARLY: ALL RIGHT,
WHERE'D YOU DISAPPEAR TO?
JASON: HERE.
CARLY: I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GOING TO WAIT FOR ME OUTSIDE
KELLY'S.
JASON: YEAH, WELL, HOW SMART
WOULD THAT HAVE BEEN?
CARLY: THAT'S TRUE.
SO, WHAT'D YOU HEAR?
JASON: WELL, ENOUGH TO KNOW
THAT YOU DID SOME REAL QUICK
THINKING.
THANK YOU.
IT WAS CLOSE.
CARLY: YOU'RE WELCOME.
JASON: WHERE'D YOU GET OPERA
TICKETS?
CARLY: DON'T REMIND ME, MAN.
IT WAS EITHER THAT OR GIVE
HER CASH OR LINT OR LIPSTICK.
A.J.'S GOING TO KILL ME.
HE TOLD ME TO HOLD ON TO THOSE
TICKETS, AND IT'S A SOLD-OUT
PERFORMANCE.
JASON: LOOK, RELAX.
IF A.J. CAN GET TICKETS,
YOU CAN.
CARLY: FINE.
SO, YOU GET THE GUN BACK OK?
WHAT'D YOU FIND? ANYTHING?
JASON: YEAH, YEAH.
YOU KNOW THAT LOCK BOX WHERE
SHE PUTS HER GUN?
CARLY: YEAH.
JASON: WAS THERE A CELL PHONE
AND A BOUND-LIKE JOURNAL?
CARLY: YEAH.
I KIND OF FIGURED IT WAS,
LIKE, A DIARY OR SOMETHING.
JASON: YEAH, BUT THE PAGES
WERE BLANK.
CARLY: SO MAYBE SHE HAD
ANOTHER ONE.
SHE REPLACED IT OR --
JASON: AND DID WHAT
WITH THE OTHER ONE?
CARLY: YOU KNOW WHAT
I SHOULD'VE DONE WAS HIT REDIAL
ON HER CELL PHONE AND SEE WHO
ANSWERS.
JASON: I DID.
A GUY ANSWERED.
CARLY: HER EX.
JASON: DON'T KNOW.
CARLY: OH, MAN.
JASON: WHEN I DIDN'T SAY
ANYTHING, HE SAID HANNAH'S NAME.
CARLY: OK, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS IS REALLY CREEPY, MAN.
SHE HAS A PHONE -- A CELL PHONE
THAT THEY ONLY TALK TO EACH
OTHER ON?
YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING?
JASON: YES, I DO.
CARLY: NO, YOU DON'T.
JASON: YES, I DO.
CARLY: I BET YOU
$10,000 YOU DON'T.
JASON: ALL RIGHT, COME ON.
CARLY: I WAS THINKING --
CARLY and JASON: WE SHOULD
HAVE PHONES LIKE THAT.
JASON: NO, FORGET IT.
CARLY: SHUT UP!
OH, GOODNESS.
OK, SO -- SO THANKS.
IT WAS GOOD.
JASON: THANK YOU.
CARLY: OK.
SEE YOU AROUND.
JASON: BE CAREFUL.
CARLY: I WILL.

SONNY: HEY.
JOHNNY GOT AHOLD OF YOU?
JASON: YEAH.
SONNY: THANKS FOR WAITING.
JASON: NO PROBLEM.
SONNY: I OWE YOU.
CARLY CAME BY HANNAH'S PLACE
EARLIER TO MAKE NICE,
AND SHE KIND OF SUCCEEDED,
AND I KNOW YOU WERE BEHIND IT.
JASON: WELL, CARLY DOESN'T DO
MUCH OF ANYTHING SHE DOESN'T
WANT TO.
SONNY: YOU KNOW WHAT?
DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW CARLY
FEELS ABOUT HANNAH.
WHAT MATTERS IS THAT
YOU'RE WILLING TO GIVE HANNAH
A CHANCE.
I GOT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
IT'S VERY IMPORTANT.
COME ON.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
AGENT LARKIN: YEAH?
HANNAH: LARKIN, HAVE YOU GONE
THROUGH MY SURVEILLANCE LOG YET?
AGENT LARKIN: DID YOU TRY
CALLING BEFORE, ABOUT AN HOUR
AGO?
HANNAH: NO.
AGENT LARKIN: THEN IT MUST
HAVE BEEN THE DISTRICT,
TRYING TO CALL ME TO REMIND ME
OF THE MEETING ON FRIDAY.
HANNAH: WHAT MEETING?
AGENT LARKIN: SHOWTIME,
HANNAH.
I GOT A LITTLE TIP FOR YOU.
IF YOU VALUE YOUR JOB,
YOU'D BETTER BE BRINGING THEM
SOMETHING ON CORINTHOS
THEY CAN USE.

CARLY: NO, THEY HAVE TO BE
BOX SEATS.
ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?
DID I NOT TELL YOU MY NAME?
THIS IS CARLY QUARTERMAINE,
AND I HOPE YOU'RE AWARE THAT
WITHOUT MY HUSBAND AND
HIS FAMILY, YOU GUYS WOULDN'T
HAVE AN OPERA HOUSE.
YEAH, I'LL HOLD.
DID I SAY I WOULDN'T HOLD?
CARLY: LOOKING FOR SOMEONE?
DeLUCA: NO.
JUST CHECKING IT OUT.
CARLY: THE SERVICE --
THE SERVICE ISN'T GREAT,
BUT THE FOOD'S NOT BAD.
SO, WHAT, ARE YOU STAYING OUT
OF TROUBLE?
I JUST -- JASON -- YOU KNOW
MR. MORGAN?
HE JUST SAID THAT YOU WERE
WORKING AT HIS WAREHOUSE.
JUST WONDERING, HOW'S IT GOING?
DeLUCA: OH, YEAH, IT'S GOING.
IT'S GOING FINE.
YOU KNOW, HIGHLY TECHNICAL.
CARLY: OK, WELL, YOU KNOW
WHAT?
THAT'S UNACCEPTABLE.
MY MOTHER USED TO SAY THAT
"IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED,
MOVE OVER AND LET ME DEAL
WITH SOMEBODY ELSE."

FELICIA: TAGGERT'S HANGOVER
HOME REMEDY.
ACTUALLY, IT'S HIS GRANDMOTHER'S
HOME REMEDY, BUT I CAN
PERSONALLY ENDORSE THAT.
HE MADE SOME FOR ME THE MORNING
AFTER I GOT STRANDED HERE
AND YOU PLIED ME WITH LIQUOR
AND INSISTED I DO A STRIPTEASE.
LUKE: CAN WE TRY THAT
AS A HOME REMEDY?
FELICIA: DRINK IT.
ALL OF IT.
LUKE: YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON
THAT I WOULD DO THIS FOR.
YOU KNOW THAT?
LUKE: OOH.
WHOO.
AH.
FELICIA: OH.
LUKE: SORRY.
FELICIA: OK.
LUKE: PARDON ME.
OK, CAN WE TRY THE LUKE SPENCER
CURE NOW?
FELICIA: WHAT'S THAT?
LUKE: RUB MY TEMPLES.
FELICIA: OH, SURE.
[LUKE BELCHES]
LUKE: PARDON ME.
AH.
OH.
YEAH, SEE?
THAT'S BETTER.
I CAN ALMOST FEEL THE ICE PICK
COMING OUT OF MY HEAD.
FELICIA: OH, LUKE!
LUKE: OH, SORRY.
I GUESS I GOT ICE PICKS
ON THE BRAIN.
FELICIA: OH, STOP IT.
LUKE: OH, SORRY.
BUT, YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE
SO OFFENDED BY BAD TASTE,
WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DRINK THAT?
FELICIA: WHAT ARE WE GOING
TO DO ABOUT POOR ARI, ANYWAY?
LUKE: NOTHING.
NOTHING.
ANYTHING WE DO TO ALERT
THE AUTHORITIES ABOUT
HIS UNTIMELY DEMISE WOULD ONLY
MAKE US FIRMLY IN THE REALM
OF SUSPECTS AND INVITE A LOT
OF QUESTIONS FROM THE
AUTHORITIES, WHICH, MAY I REMIND
YOU, INCLUDES YOUR HUSBAND.
AND QUESTIONS ABOUT
THE CASSADINES AND THEIR
HANGERS-ON I NEVER, EVER WANT
TO ANSWER.

MR. SLOAN: I CANNOT IN GOOD
CONSCIENCE LET YOU DO THIS.
STEFAN: YOU THINK I GIVE
A DAMN ABOUT YOUR CONSCIENCE?
I PAY YOU TO GIVE ME ADVICE,
NOT ORDERS.
NOW, I HAVE TOLD YOU WHAT I AM
GOING TO DO.
WHAT I NEED TO HEAR FROM YOU IS
HOW BEST TO DO IT.
MR. SLOAN: THERE IS
NO BEST WAY.
MAC: HAVE YOU TWO SORTED
THINGS OUT?
MR. SLOAN: NO.
MAC: WELL, FIND SOMEPLACE
ELSE TO DO IT.
I NEED MY OFFICE.
STEFAN: THERE'S NO NEED
FOR YOU TO QUESTION LAURA
OR ANYONE ELSE.
I PUSHED KATHERINE FROM
THE PARAPET.

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"GENERAL HOSPITAL" --

CHLOE: THIS ISN'T LIKE
THE LAST TIME WHEN JERRY WAS
IN TROUBLE.
YOU HAVE FRIENDS NOW.

TAGGERT: HAS JUAN CONVINCED
YOU TO LET HIM STAY YET?

HANNAH: AM I INTERRUPTING
SOMETHING?

LAURA: YOU CAN'T DO THIS.
STEFAN: I'M AFRAID I ALREADY
HAVE.

LAURA: HE'S LYING.

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