General Hospital Transcript
Wednesday
9/29/99
Provided by
Laura
FELICIA: OK --
LUKE: FELICIA, BELIEVE ME,
I LOVE TO SEE YOU MOVE.
BUT IF YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE
TRYING TO DO HERE, MAYBE I CAN
HELP.
FELICIA: I'M TRYING TO COME
UP WITH AN EXPRESSION.
LUKE: IN SPANISH?
FELICIA: NO, FOR MY FACE.
LUKE: WELL, THIS ONE WORKS
FOR ME.
FELICIA: YEAH?
LUKE: MM-HMM.
FELICIA: NO, NO, NO.
IT'S LIKE THIS -- YOU SEE,
I'M IN JAIL FOR HITTING
THE FEDERALES OVER THE HEAD
WITH A CHAIR.
SO I THINK THE BEST WAY
TO CONVINCE THEM TO LET US OUT
OF HERE IS TO LET THEM KNOW THAT
WE'RE REALLY TRULY SORRY.
AND THE WAY I KNOW HOW TO DO
THAT IS TO MAKE A FACE,
YOU KNOW?
MELT THEIR HEART.
LUKE: OH, I SEE.
FELICIA: YEAH.
LUKE: OK.
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
FELICIA: OK, THERE'S --
THERE'S THIS ONE.
I'M SORRY.
I -- I'M SO, SO SORRY.
LUKE: TERRIBLE.
TERRIBLE.
FELICIA: OK, OK.
LET'S TRY THIS ONE.
I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS ONE, TOO.
I'M -- I'M SORRY.
I'M JUST A POOR LITTLE GIRL.
I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT.
I'M SORRY.
LUKE: UH-UH.
FELICIA: NO?
LUKE: UH-UH.
FELICIA: SEE, YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND.
I WAS TRYING TO HELP A LADY.
I'M --
LUKE: USELESS, USELESS.
FELICIA: WELL, WHAT'S
THE MATTER WITH THEM?
LUKE: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S
THE MATTER.
IT'S YOUR FACE, DARLING.
YOU CAN'T LIE WITH YOUR FACE ANY
BETTER THAN YOU CAN WITH WORDS.
FELICIA: FORGET IT.
I'LL FIGURE IT OUT FOR MYSELF.
LUKE: YOU SEE?
OFFICER: IT'S NICE TO HEAR
LAUGHTER IN MY JAIL.
MAKES ME THINK YOU WANT TO STAY.
FELICIA: WELL,
HELLO, SARGENTO.
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
OFFICER: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
FELICIA: WELL, ONLY THAT
I REGRET HITTING YOUR CAPITAN
OVER THE HEAD WITH A CHAIR,
AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT
IF I HAVE CAUSED HIM ANY
DISCOMFORT OR PAIN, THAT I AM
TRULY VERY, VERY --
LUKE: VERY --
FELICIA: SORRY.
OFFICER: YOUR TRIAL IS IN ONE
WEEK.
YOU THINK YOU'RE SORRY NOW?
FELICIA: DOES THAT MEAN HE'S
PRESSING CHARGES?
OFFICER: OH, EXACTAMENTE.
FELICIA: WELL, IN THAT CASE,
I DEMAND TO USE THE PHONE.
HEY --
[DOOR SLAMS]
FELICIA: LUKE?
LUKE: WHO YOU GOING TO CALL,
1-800-JAILBREAK?
FELICIA: MAC.V-
WE HAVE TO CALL MAC.
HE'S OUR ONLY CHOICE.
CAPITAN?
CAPITAN?
CAPITAN?
MAC: OF COURSE I KNOW WHO
JUAN SANTIAGO IS.
FIRST TIME HE RAN AWAY
FROM HOME, HE GOT BEATEN WITHIN
AN INCH OF HIS LIFE.
LOOK, I'M NOT GOING TO PUT
MY ENTIRE DEPARTMENT ON A KID
WHO LEAVES HOME FOR A LIVING.
YOU'LL GET ONE MAN, AND YOU'RE
LUCKY TO GET THAT.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
TAGGERT: GOT THE LATEST
SURVEILLANCE REPORT
ON MR. FAISON.
MAC: WHAT HAPPENED HERE,
TAGGERT?
TAGGERT: WELL, WE -- WE LOST
HIM FOR ABOUT AN HOUR.
MAC: AN HOUR?
THIS IS A 24-HOUR SURVEILLANCE,
TAGGERT, NOT 23.
TAGGERT: I UNDERSTAND
THAT, SIR.
BUT THIS GUY, HE'S --
MAC: NO EXCUSES!
HE'S WHAT?
WITH FAISON, EVERY HOUR IS
CRITICAL.
TAGGERT: HE KNOWS WE'RE
WATCHING HIM.
HE'S SMART.
HE LIKES TO PLAY GAMES.
MAC: ARE YOU SAYING THAT THIS
ASSIGNMENT IS TOO DIFFICULT
FOR YOU?
TAGGERT: NO, SIR.
MAC: I'M BEGINNING TO THINK
IT IS.
YOU REMEMBER THAT KID
FROM PUERTO RICO -- JUAN
SANTIAGO?
TAGGERT: YES.
HE GOT MUGGED ON THE DOCKS,
AND EMILY QUARTERMAINE
FOUND HIM.
MAC: WELL, HE'S RUN AWAY
AGAIN.
YOUR NEW ASSIGNMENT IS TO FIND
OUT WHERE HE WENT.
MONICA: ISN'T THIS LOVELY?
EMILY GAVE IT TO ME THIS
MORNING.
ALAN: REALLY?
MONICA: MM-HMM.
ALAN: LOOKS MAGNIFICENT
ON YOU.
MONICA: SHE SAID SHE WANTED
TO GIVE ME SOMETHING NEW.
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK THAT
MEANS?
I THINK IT MEANS THAT SHE'S
FINALLY REALIZED SHE DOESN'T
NEED JUAN IN HER LIFE ANYMORE.
ALAN: WELL, I ALWAYS BELIEVED
THAT WITH A LITTLE PARENTAL
GUIDANCE S WOULD EVENTUALLY
COME AROUND.
CONGRATULATIONS ON A JOB WELL
DONE.
MONICA: SAME TO YOU.
ALAN: YOU THINK WE'RE FINALLY
GETTING THIS PARENTING THING
RIGHT?
MONICA: IT'S ONLY TAKEN THREE
CHILDREN.
ALAN: YEAH, RIGHT.
ALAN: HI, EM.
HEY, HOW WAS SCHOOL?
EMILY: EDUCATIONAL.
MONICA: I WANT TO THANK
YOU AGAIN FOR MY SWEATER.
I JUST MAY NEVER TAKE IT OFF.
EMILY: OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE
AT MEETINGS OR SOMETHING?
ALAN: YES, WE ARE.
BUT NOTHING'S MORE IMPORTANT
THAN SPENDING A LITTLE TIME
WITH OUR DAUGHTER.
REGINALD: HERE YOU GO.
YOUR KEYS ARE IN YOUR CARS --
UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU'D RATHER
I DRIVE YOU BOTH.
ALAN: NO, WE'LL DRIVE,
REGINALD.
BUT THANK YOU FOR ASKING.
REGINALD: MY PLEASURE.
MONICA: WELL, SEE YOU LAR.
ALAN: YEAH, IF YOU HAVE ANY
HOMEWORK, JUST SAVE IT TILL
I GET HOME, OK?
EMILY: OK, I WILL.
EMILY: IS IT SAFE?
REGINALD: BROTHER
AND GRANDFATHER ARE AT E.L.Q.,
AND CARLY AND MR. QUARTERMAINE
ARE AT THE CHARITY GUILD.
EMILY: OK, GREAT.
REGINALD: OK.
JUAN: EMILY.
EMILY: JUAN?
JUAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN
HERE?
JUAN: I WANTED TO BE CLOSER
TO YOU.
JAX: ARE YOU SURE THERE'S
NO CARD?
MAN: I'M POSITIVE, SIR.
JAX: OK.
WELL, THANKS FOR LUGGING ALL
THIS STUFF UP HERE.
MAN: THANK YOU.
CHLOE: YOU'RE NOT GOING
ANYWHERE, ARE YOU?
JAX: I WOULDN'T DREAM OF IT.
COME IN.
CHLOE: THANK YOU.
JAX: YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT
JUST ARRIVED.
CHLOE: MM-HMM.
JAX: ALL I WOULD HAVE TO DO
IS ADD A STREAM, AND I'D HAVE
MY OWN NATIONAL PARK.
CHLOE: THE MAN AT THE NURSERY
WAS RIGHT.
THE FICUS TREES WOULD HAVE BEEN
TOO MUCH.
JAX: SO THESE ARE FROM YOU?
CHLOE: MM-HMM.
JAX: WHY?
CHLOE: YOU'LL SEE.
BUT OPEN THIS FIRST.
JAX: WHY? WHAT'S IN IT?
CHLOE: THE MISSING
INGREDIENT.
JAX: NO VENOMOUS SNAKES,
NO SWARMS OF ANGRY BEES.
ONLY CHAMPAGNE, STEMWARE,
AND -- HMM -- RATHER ENTICING
EDIBLES.
WHAT'S THE OCCASION?
CHLOE: IT'S SIMPLE.
MRS. NED ASHTON COULDN'T VERY
WELL INVITE ANOTHER WOMAN'S
HUSBAND TO A PICNIC IN THE PARK,
SO I BROUGHT THE PARK
AND THE PICNIC -- COME HERE --
TO YOU.
SHALL WE?
BEFORE THE ANTS GET HERE,
OF COURSE.
JAX: BY ALL MEANS.
WELL, IF THIS IS ANOTHER ATTEMPT
AT DISTRACTING ME, IT'S WORKING.
CHLOE: TRY THAT.
JAX: DRIED SALTED COD.
I LOVE THIS STUFF.
CHLOE: AND WE ALSO HAVE
CANNELLONI, STEAMED DUCK,
CHOCOLATE TRUFFLES,
RICE PUDDING --
JAX: WAIT A MINUTE.
HOLD ON.
DO YOU REALIZE THAT THESE ARE
ALL MY FAVORITE FOODS?
CHLOE: MM-HMM, I DO.
JAX: HOW?
CHLOE: WOULD YOU BELIEVE THAT
I READ IT IN YOUR TEA LEAVES?
JAX: NO.
CHLOE: OK.
I HAD ALEXIS GET A LIST
FROM YOUR MOTHER.
JAX: WOW.
VERY RESOURCEFUL.
CHLOE: WELL, WHY HAVE
A PICNIC IF YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO ENJOY THE FOOD?
EMILY: SO, HOW IS
THE WEST WING?
JUAN: GREAT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
IT'S LIKE HAVING MY OWN PLACE UP
THERE, YOU KNOW?
REGINALD BRINGS ME TOWELS,
FOOD, WHATEVER I NEED.
EMILY: YEAH, HE'S REALLY
GREAT.
SO IS LETICIA.
JUAN: YEAH.
IF THEY WEREN'T LOOKING OUT
FOR US, I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT WE WOULD DO.
EMILY: YEAH.
THEY'RE KIND OF IN LOVE,
SO THEY UNDERSTAND.
LETICIA: OH.
THANK YOU.
REGINALD: YOU'RE WELCOME.
LETICIA: HAVE YOU SEEN JUAN?
REGINALD: YEAH, HE'S
IN THE LING ROOM WITH EMILY.
LETICIA: SHOULDN'T WE GET HIM
BACK UPSTAIRS?
REGINALD: YOU SOUND WORRIED.
LETICIA: WELL, I'M AFRAID
OF WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU WHEN
HE GETS CAUGHT.
REGINALD: I COULD HIDE A HERD
OF ELEPHANTS IN THIS HOUSE
AND THEY WOULDN'T FIND THEM.
LOOK, OK, I AGREE WITH YOU.
THE JUAN SITUATION CAN'T GO
ON MUCH LONGER.
EMILY: IF REGINALD KEEPS
COVERING FOR US, WE COULD DO
THIS FOREVER.
I MEAN, IT WOULD BE AMAZING.
WE COULD GO THROUGH THE WHOLE
WINTER, AND NO ONE WOULD KNOW
EXPECT FOR US.
JUAN: BY NOW, MY FATHER'S
STARTED TO LOOK FOR ME.
I MEAN, IT'S NOT GOING TO BE
LONG UNTIL HE FIGURES OUT WHERE
I AM.
EMILY: I DON'T WANT TO THINK
ABOUT IT.
JUAN: WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE
THAT OUR PARENTS NEVER COME
BETWEEN US AGAIN, AND WE HAVE
TO FIND A WAY TO STAY TOGETHER.
EMILY: WHAT'S YOUR IDEA?
JUAN: SAME AS BEFORE.
WE DISAPPEAR.
MAC: JUAN IS FROM A GOOD
FAMILY.
HE HOOKED UP WITH EMILY
QUARTERMAINE OVER THE SUMMER,
RENTED A ROOM AT KELLY'S.
YOU CAN START LOOKING FOR HIM
THERE.
TAGGERT: DIDN'T CORINTHOS
USED TO PAY HIS RENT?
MAC: STAY AWAY FROM
THE CORINTHOS CONNECTION.
IT WILL ONLY GET YOU IN TROUBLE.
TAGGERT: ALL RIGHT, I'LL GET
RIGHT ON THIS.
BUT I'M STILL KEEPING MY EYE
ON FAISON.
MAC: JUST LEAVE FAISON TO ME.
DARA: IS THIS A BAD TIME?
MAC: YES.
DARA: WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
MAC: MY DETECTIVE HAS A HARD
TIME FOLLOWING ORDERS.
HE'S LETTING FAISON SLIP THROUGH
HIS FINGERS, AND HE DOESN'T EVEN
GIVE A DAMN.
DARA: IT'S NOT MY PLACE
TO INTERFERE IN POLICE BUSINESS,
BUT TAGGERT CARES MORE THAN ANY
OTHER OFFICER I'VE EVER MET.
MAC: THEN WHY IS FAISON STILL
AT LARGE?
OK, SO HE CARES.
SO WHAT?
DARA: MAC, I KNOW WHAT THIS
CASE MEANS TO YOU.
FAISON KILLED YOUR BROTHER
AND YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW,
AND YOU HAVE EVERY REASON
TO HATE HIM.
BUT LOSING YOUR COOL -- THAT'S
NOT GOING TO SOLVE ANYTHING.
MAC: YOU SOUND JUST LIKE
MY WIFE.
DARA: WELL, I'LL TAKE THAT
AS A COMPLIMENT.
MAC: I MEAN, SHE HATES FAISON
AS MUCH AS I DO, BUT SHE HAS
A WAY OF PULLING ME BACK WHEN
I GO TOO FAR.
A LOOK, A TOUCH --
ALL OF A SUDDEN I'M SANE AGAIN.
DARA: WELL, I TAKE IT SHE'S
OUT OF TOWN.
MAC: SHE'S IN CHICAGO
RESEARCHING LILA'S BOOK,
THE GIRLS ARE IN TEXAS,
AND I JUST WANTED TO HAVE FAISON
BEHIND BARS BEFORE THEY GOT
BACK.
DARA: WELL, WHAT'S
THE MATTER, MAC?
THIS CASE DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH
PRESSURE FOR YOU?
MAC: YOU WANTED TO SEE ME
ABOUT SOMETHING?
DARA: PLEA BARGAIN
ON THE DOUGLAS CASE.
MAC: YOU CAN TELL ME ALL
ABOUT IT ON THE WAY TO MY CAR.
DARA: YOU'RE SURE?
MAC: I'M FINE.
LUKE: FELICIA, I KNOW IT'S
BEEN A VERY HARD DAY,
BUT YOU CAN'T CALL MAC.
HE THINKS YOU'RE IN CHICAGO.
FELICIA: WE STILL HAVE
TO CALL MAC.
LUKE: YOU CAN'T CALL MAC.
IF YOU CALL HIM AND TELL HIM
YOU'RE IN A MEXICAN SLAMMER
WITH A FAKE I.D. THAT SAYS
YOUR MY WIFE, HE'S GOING TO BE
ONE VERY UNHAPPY BUBBA.
AND IF YOU ADD TO THAT DIAMOND
SMUGGLING AND FAISON, WHAT COULD
I HOPE FOR?
A SEAT ON OLD SPARKY.
FELICIA: DO YOU HAVE
AN ALTERNATIVE?
LUKE: YEAH.
WE'LL BREAK OUT OF THIS
TUNA CAN.
FELICIA: WHAT IF WE GET
CAUGHT?
LUKE: WHAT ARE THEY GOING
TO DO, THROW US IN JAIL?
EMILY: JUAN, RUNNING AWAY
TOGETHER SOUNDS REALLY ROMANTIC.
BUT WE BOTH KNOW IT WOULDN'T
WORK.
JUAN: IT COULD.
EMILY: WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS.
WE'D GET CAUGHT.
I KNOW WE WOULD.
WHAT WE NEED TO DO IS CONVINCE
YOUR FATHER TO LET YOU STAY
IN PORT CHARLES.
JUAN: TRUST ME, HE WON'T EVEN
CONSIDER IT.
EMILY: WHY DON'T YOU GET
A JOB?
AND YOU CAN ENROLL IN SCHOOL.
AND THEN WHAT COULD
HE POSSIBLY SAY?
JUAN: "NO," LIKE HE ALWAYS
DOES.
EMILY: WELL, "NO" DOESN'T
ALWAYS STAY THAT WAY.
I MEAN, FOR INSTANCE,
WHEN I FIRST STARTED MODELING,
MY PARENTS HATED THE IDEA.
BUT WHEN THEY SAW HOW HAPPY IT
MADE ME, THEY CHANGED
THEIR MINDS.
JUAN: MY FATHER WANTS ME
TO BE HAPPY, TOO.
BUT HE THINKS BEING HAPPY IS
THE SAME AS OBEYING.
HEY, I SAID I WAS GOING TO COME
BACK, AND I'M HERE.
I'M GOING TO STAY.
YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE IT.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
REGINALD: MAY I HELP YOU?
TAGGERT: YEAH, I'M HERE
TO SEE EMILY QUARTERMAINE.
REGINALD: ONE SECOND.
JUAN: WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT
TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE NOBODY
TOLD US WHAT TO DO?
EMILY: HMM.
JUAN: WHERE ALL IT TOOK TO BE
TOGETHER WAS TO WANT IT?
REGINALD: AHEM.
LT. TAGGERT IS HERE TO SEE YOU.
BOBBIE: HAVEN'T I SEEN
YOU IN THIS SEAT BEFORE?
MAC: ABOUT THREE MEALS A DAY.
SORRY, MAKE THAT THREE MEALS
AND A SNACK.
I CAME LOOKING FOR TAGGERT,
AND I THOUGHT I'D GET A SANDWICH
FOR THE ROAD.
BOBBIE: OH, WELL, IT'S FUNNY
HOW THAT HAPPENS.
I TAKE IT FELICIA IS WRITING
SO MUCH SHE DOESN'T HAVE TIME
TO STOP TO EAT?
MAC: ACTUALLY, SHE'S OUT
OF TOWN.
BOBBIE: OH.
ANYTHING TO DO WITH FAISON?
MAC: NO, SHE'S DOING RESEARCH
ON LILA'S MEMOIRS.
WHILE SHE'S GONE, FAISON IS ALL
MINE.
BOBBIE: I'M SORRY.
MAC: HAS HE BEEN IN HERE
RECENTLY, BOBBIE?
YOU KNOW, I HAVE MY MEN LOOKING
FOR HIM, BUT HE'S SLIPPERY.
BOBBIE: ACTUALLY,
MAC, I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM.
MAC: HAS LUKE?
BOBBIE: I REALLY
COULDN'T SAY.
MAC: DON'T WORRY.
HE WILL.
FAISON HAS ALREADY MADE CONTACT
WITH LAURA.
I GUARANTEE YOU LUKE WILL BE
NEXT.
BOBBIE: WELL, IT WON'T BE
THIS WEEK.
LUKE'S OUT OF TOWN, TOO.
FELICIA: ARE YOU READY?
LUKE: LET'S DO IT.
[LUKE GROANS]
FELICIA: SARGENTO, PLEASE,
MY HUSBAND NEEDS HELP!
PLEASE.
OFFICER: WHAT IS IT NOW?
FELICIA: HOLD ON, HIRAM.
HELP IS ON THE WAY.
OFFICER: WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH HIM?
FELICIA: HE TOOK ONE BITE
OF THE SLOP YOU GAVE US
ANHE DOUBLED OVER IN PAIN.
OFFICER: MY SISTER MADE THAT
DISH.
IT'S HER SPECIALITY.
LUKE: DOCTOR!
YO QUIERO UN DOCTOR,
POR FAVOR.
BRING ME A PRIEST.
FELICIA: OH, HIRAM!
IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO HIM
IN HERE, IT'S GOING TO BE ALL
YOUR FAULT!
OFFICER: ALL RIGHT,
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
FELICIA: YOU BETTER CHECK
HIS PULSE, TOO.
AND HIS BLOOD PRESSURE'S BEEN
ACTING UP EVER SINCE WE'VE BEEN
IN HERE.
LUKE: WHOA!
NICE MOVE.
IF THEY EVER MAKE THIS
AN OLYMPIC EVENT, YOU GET TO BE
COACH.
FELICIA: ME, THE OLYMPICS?
I DIDN'T KILL HIM, DID I?
LUKE: NO, YOU JUST MADE HIM
SHORTER.
COME ON, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
FELICIA: WAIT A MINUTE,
WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT, WAIT.
MAYBE WE SHOULD LEAVE A NOTE
OR SOMETHING.
LUKE: A NOTE?
FELICIA: YEAH, JUST TO SAY
I'M SORRY, YOU KNOW?
LUKE: WHY DON'T YOU JUST MAKE
ONE OF THOSE LITTLE SORRY FACES
AT HIM AND WE'LL GET OUT
OF HERE?
FELICIA: LOOK, THE TRUTH IS
I ABHOR VIOLENCE, AND SOMETIMES
I KNOW THERE ARE SITUATIONS WHEN
YOU HAVE TO ACT --
LUKE: FELICIA!
I STASHED THE DIAMONDS
IN A MINE.
I WANT TO GET THEM OUT BEFORE IT
CAVES IN.
FELICIA: THE DIAMONDS ARE
IN A MINE?
LUKE: IT WAS EITHER THAT
OR SWALLOW THEM.
FELICIA: AH.
LUKE: SO, PLEASE, JUST TAKE
A LOOK, SEE IF ANYBODY'S COMING
WHILE I LOCK UP.
FELICIA: OK.
LUKE: ALL RIGHT.
IS THE COAST CLEAR?
FELICIA: YES. LET'S GO.
JAX: YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN
A PRETTY GOOD DAY SO FAR.
HAVEN'T SEEN A CLOUD IN THE SKY.
CHLOE: OH -- WHAT DO YOU CALL
THAT?
JAX: UH-OH.
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE IN FOR SOME
RAIN.
CHLOE: MM-HMM.
DO YOU HAVE AN UMBRELLA?
JAX: NO.
BUT I HEARD THAT IF YOU SIT
REALLY CLOSE TOGETHER THAT
YOU ONLY GET HALF AS WET.
CHLOE: WELL, THAT'S CERTAINLY
WORTH A TRY.
JAX: OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU SHOULD TRY SOME OF THIS.
CHLOE: THE COD?
NO, NO.
NO, THANK YOU.
JAX: WELL, THIS IS
NO ORDINARY COD, CHLOE.
CHLOE: I JUST WOULDN'T WANT
TO DEPRIVE YOU OF A SINGLE BITE.
JAX: OBVIOUSLY YOU DON'T
REALIZE THE POWER COD CAN
INSTILL IN A PERSON.
CHLOE: NO, I REALIZE HOW
POWERFUL IT , JAX,
BECAUSE I CAN SMELL IT
FROM HERE.
JAX: NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT
I MEANT.
A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO, JERRY WAS
SHIPWRECKED ON AN ISLAND
WITH A CASE OF THIS STUFF,
AND HE ATE IT FOR FIVE DAYS
STRAIGHT.
AND THEN HE -- HE SWAM
TO SAFETY.
SIX MILES.
YEAH.
CHLOE: LOOKS LIKE THOSE
CLOUDS MOVED IN SOONER THAN
WE THOUGHT.
JAX: THE SITUATION WITH JERRY
IS NOT IMPROVING.
I HAVE TO ASK HIM SOME HARD
QUESTIONS, AND I JUST DON'T KNOW
HOW TO DO IT.
CHLOE: WHY NOT?
JAX: SOMETHING ABOUT BEING
TOO HAPPY THAT HE'S ALIVE.
CHLOE: OK.
I'LL TRY IT.
JAX: HOW IS IT?
CHLOE: IT'S GREAT.
CHLOE: ACTUALLY,
WASN'T THAT BAD.
JAX: YOU'RE A BRAVE WOMAN.
CHLOE: I CAN BE.
JAX: YOU'RE ALSO VERY
UNDERSTANDING AND SMART
AND SUPPORTIVE AND INCREDIBLY
BEAUTIFUL OUT AMONG
THE GREENERY.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
JERRY: JAX, IT'S ME, JERRY.
I NE TO TALK TO YOU.
JAX: BE RIGHT THERE.
Go.
JERRY: WHAT WERE YOU GOING
TO DO, KEEP ME THERE ALL NIGHT?
LOOKS LIKE I'VE INTERRUPTED
A PARTY.
SORRY, ALEXIS.
JAX: NO, ALEXIS IS NOT HERE.
THE PARTY FINISHED ABOUT
AN HOUR AGO.
JERRY: THAT IS EXACTLY
MY POINT.
JAX: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU'VE
MADE ONE YET.
JERRY: YOU KNOW HOW TO BE
MARRIED, AND I DON'T.
JAX: HOLD A SECOND.
JUST CALM DOWN.
WHAT'S WRONG?
JERRY: I AM.
I AM NOT HUSBAND MATERIAL, JAX.
I'M MARRYING AN ANGEL, AND --
I'M JUST GOING TO DESTROY HER.
JAX: OK.
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU SHOULD -- YOU SHOULD JUST
END IT BEFORE DISASTER STRIKES.
JERRY: WHAT?
JAX: HMM?
WELL, I MEAN, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE
HERE, ISN'T IT?
FOR MORAL SUPPORT ON BREAKING
YOUR ENGAGEMENT?
JERRY: RIGHT. EXACTLY.
SO TELL ME WHAT I GOT TO SAY
SO I CAN BE DONE WITH IT.
JAX: OH, YEAH.
WELL, HOW ABOUT, "CAN I LOOK
IN BETWEEN YOUR CUSHIONS
OF YOUR COUCH BECAUSE I SEEM
TO HAVE LOST MY MIND THERE
SOMEWHERE"?
JERRY: THIS IS NOT A TIME
FOR DUBIOUS HUMOR, JAX.
I LOVE BOBBIE TOO MUCH TO ALLOW
HER TO MARRY ME.
JAX: I THOUGHT YOU WANTED
TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
WITH HER.
JERRY: I DO.
JAX: OK.
WHY?
JERRY: WELL, I SHOULDN'T HAVE
TO EXPLAIN THAT TO YOU.
SHE'S SMART, SHE'S STRONG,
SHE'S GORGEOUS.
SHE'S COME THROUGH A LOT
OF PAIN, AND HER HEART IS STILL
OPEN.
SHE'S A GREAT MOTHER.
SHE'S GOT STYLE, SHE'S GOT
COURAGE.
SHE CARES ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE,
AND SHE CAN HOLD HER OWN ON ANY
SUBJECT.
BUT IT ISN'T JUST THAT I'VE
NEVER MET A WOMAN LIKE THIS
BEFORE.
THERE ISN'T ANOTHER WOMAN LIKE
THIS.
JAX: WELL, I COULD SEE WHY
YOU WOULD WANT TO BACK OUT.
JERRY: I DON'T WANT TO HURT
BOBBIE, BUT I'M AFRAID THAT'S
ALL I KNOW HOW TO DO.
JAX: JERRY, YOU'RE MOVING
INTO UNCHARTED TERRITORY.
IT'S ONLY NATURAL TO BE A LITTLE
AFRAID OF THE TERRAIN AHEAD.
BUT YOU'VE GOT EVERYTHING THAT
IT TAKES TO BE A GREAT HUSBAND.
YOU JUST GOT TO TRUST IT.
JERRY: WILL YOU HELP ME?
JAX: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO DO?
JERRY: IF I'M GOING TO MAKE
A MISTAKE, STOP ME.
IF YOU SEE ME HEADING
IN THE WRONG DIRECTION,
JUST TURN ME AROUND.
IF I'M EVER GOING TO HURT BOBBIE
IN ANY WAY,
YELL, STAMP YOUR FEET,
SHOOT A BULLET OVER MY HEAD,
BUT SOMEHOW
JUST DON'T LET ME DO IT.
JAX: YOU DON'T NEED ME
FOR THAT.
JERRY: BUT YOU'LL KEEP --
KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR ME?
JAX: I WILL.
JERRY: DON'T YOU HAVE
ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN STAND
THERE LISTENING TO ME?
JAX: YOU KNOW WHAT?
ANYTHING'S BETTER THAN LISTENING
TO YOU.
WAIT.
HERE, TAKE THIS WITH
YOU AND GIVE THIS TO YOUR NEW
BRIDE, OK?
JERRY: THANKS.
YEAH, THANKS.
JAX: I'LL SEE YOU.
CHLOE: YOU LOOK WORRIED.
JAX: I'M SCARED.
BOBBIE: HERE YOU GO.
MAC: THANKS.
LISTEN, BOBBIE, IS THERE ANY
CHANCE LUKE WENT TO CHICAGO?
BOBBIE: YOU MEAN
WITH FELICIA?
MAC: THE THOUGHT DID CROSS
MY MIND.
BOBBIE: MAC, I THINK
THEIR DAYS OF DOING RESEARCH
TOGETHER ARE OVER.
BESIDES, AS FAR AS I KNOW,
LUKE WAS LEAVING THE COUNTRY.
MAC: BUSINESS OR PLEASURE?
BOBBIE: WELL, IF IT WERE
BUSINESS, I'D BE THE LAST
TO KNOW.
AND IF IT WERE PLEASURE, I'D BE
THE LAST TO WANT TO KNOW.
MAC: RIGHT.
WELL, LISTEN, IF YOU HEAR
FROM LUKE, HAVE HIM GIVE ME
A CALL.
BOBBIE: WILL DO.
WILL I SEE YOU FOR DINNER?
MAC: PROBABLY.
THANKS.
EMILY: I'M SORRY,
LT. TAGGER BUT I REALLY CAN'T
HELP YOU.
I'VE BEEN GIVEN STRICT
INSTRUCTIONS TO STAY AWAY
FROM JUAN SANTIAGO.
TAGGERT: OH.
WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD.
I HEARD YOU TWO WERE GOOD
FRIENDS.
EMILY: YOU DID?
TAGGERT: YEAH.
YOU WERE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT HIM
IN TO EMERGENCY WHEN HE GOT
MUGGED, RIGHT?
EMILY: YEAH, WELL, HE NEEDED
HELP.
I HAPPENED TO BE THERE.
IT WAS THE LEAST I COULD DO.
TAGGERT: HMM.
WELL, MR. SANTIAGO THINKS THAT
YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON JUAN
TRUSTS.
HE BELIEVES HE RAN AWAY
TO SEE YOU.
EMILY: EVERYONE'S ENTITLED
TO THEIR OWN OPINION.
TAGGERT: OK, WELL, THANK YOU,
EMILY.
IF YOU DO HAPPEN TSEE JUAN,
TELL HIM THAT HIS FATHER'S NOT
ANGRY WITH HIM.
EMILY: DO YOU KNOW THAT
FOR A FACT?
TAGGERT: YEAH.
HE'S JUST WORRIED ABOUT HIS SON,
AND ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT
HE'S SAFE AND HEALTHY.
MONICA: HOW LONG HAVE
YOU BEEN HERE, LIEUTENANT?
ALAN: WE ASSUMED THAT
YOU WOULD WAIT FOR US BEFORE
INTERROGATING OUR DAUGHTER.
TAGGERT: THIS ISN'T
AN INTERROGATION.
I JUST INFORMED YOU I'D BE
QUESTIONING EMILY ABOUT JUAN
SANTIAGO AS A COURTESY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO ALARM YOU.
ALAN: WE'RE NOT ALARMED.
WE ARE SIMPLY CONCERNED PARENTS,
THAT'S ALL.
TAGGERT: WELL, SHE'S ALREADY
INFORMED ME THAT SHE HASN'T SEEN
THE BOY.
ALAN: ARE YOU SURE HE'S RUN
AWAY?
TAGGERT: YES.
MONICA: AND THAT HE IS
IN PORT CHARLES?
TAGGERT: WELL, THAT'S WHAT
WE'RE TRYING TO FIND OUT.
MONICA: WELL, IT DOESN'T MAKE
ANY DIFFERENCE EITHER WAY
BECAUSE EMILY IS LONGER ALLOWED
TO SEE JUAN.
TAGGERT: WELL, I'LL KEEP THAT
IN MIND.
THANKS FOR YOUR COOPERATION.
EMILY: YEAH.
MONICA: WE WANT THE TRUTH,
EMILY.
ALAN: HAVE YOU HEARD
FROM JUAN?
TAGGERT: AHEM.
MS. SPENCER?
I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT.
I WAS HOPING I COULD ASK
YOU A FEW QUESTIONS.
BOBBIE: ANYTHING TO KEEP
FROM DOING THESE BOOKS,
LIEUTENANT.
WHAT IS IT?
TAGGERT: WELL, I'M TRYING
TO FIND SOMEBODY THAT USED
TO LIVE HERE -- JUAN SANTIAGO.
BOBBIE: OH.
AS FAR AS I KNOW, JUAN WENT BACK
TO PUERTO RICO WEEKS AGO.
TAGGERT: WELL, HE'S RUN AWAY
AGAIN, AND HIS FATHER BELIEVES
HE'S HERE IN PORT CHARLES.
BOBBIE: OH.
WELL, I'M SORRY.
I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM.
TAGGERT: WELL, WILL YOU LET
ME KNOW IF YOU DO?
BOBBIE: OF COURSE.
TAGGERT: LISTEN, CAN I HAVE
A CUP OF YOUR COFFEE?
I'LL BE RIGHT OVER HERE.
BOBBIE: SURE.
DARA: IF I ORDERED
A DOUGHNUT, WOULD YOU PROMISE
NOT TO TELL ANYONE?
BOBBIE: "DISCRETION" IS
OUR WATCHWORD.
DARA: OK.
BOBBIE: WOULD YOU DO ME
A FAVOR, GIVE THIS TO TAGGERT?
DARA: AS LONG AS YOU GET
MY JELLY DOUGHNUT.
HI.
TAGGERT: HEY.
DARA: TAKING A BREAK
FROM FAISON DUTY?
TAGGERT: WELL, ACTUALLY,
I FLUNKED FAISON DUTY.
THE COMMISSIONER'S GOT ME
ON WATCH PATROL.
DARA: HE DIDN'T TELL ME IT
WAS GOING TO GO THAT FAR.
IF IT'S ANY COMFORT, MAC KNOWS
HE'S BEEN OVER THE TOP ON THIS.
TAGGERT: THE WAY HE IS ABOUT
FAISON IS THE WAY I WAS ABOUT
CORINTHOS.
DARA: I REMEMBER.
TAGGERT: YEAH, WELL, THE ONLY
DIFFERENCE IS I HAD SOMEDY
TO PULL ME BACK.
HE'S THE BOSS.
HE DOESN'T HAVE ANYONE.
DARA: HE'S GOT YOU.
THAT MAKES HIM LUCKY.
BOBBIE: HERE'S YOUR ORDER,
WITH EXTRA NAPKINS.
DARA: THANK YOU.
HERE YOU ARE.
BOBBIE: THANKS.
DARA: DON'T LISTEN
TO EVERYTHING MAC SAYS.
HE KNOWS YOU'RE THE BEST OFFICER
HE HAS.
TAGGERT: NICE SEEING YOU.
ENJOY THAT DOUGHNUT.
TAGGERT: OH, MISS SCOTT,
COULD I ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS?
HANNAH: I'M NOT DISCUSSING
SONNY WITH YOU, LIEUTENANT.
THAT'S OVER.
TAGGERT: THIS IS ABOUT JUAN
SANTIAGO.
EMILY: YOU KNOW, I SHOULD
NEVER BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU SAY.
YOU WALK OUT OF THIS HOUSE
SHOWERING ME WITH LOVE, AND THEN
YOU COME BACK IN WITH MORE
HATRED THAN EVER.
MONICA: NOBODY HATES YOU,
EMILY.
WE'RE CONCERNED.
ALAN: YOU'VE TAKEN UP
WITH A BOY WHO IS CLEARLY
DANGEROUS.
HE'S GOING TO SHOW UP HERE
AGAIN, AND THE WHOLE UGLY
CYCLE'S GOING TO START ALL OVER.
EMILY: DO YOU CARE THAT
I MATTER TO HIM?
NOT BECAUSE HE'S TERRIBLE,
BUT BECAUSE I'M EMILY.
WHAT JUAN AND I HAVE IS REAL,
OK, WHETHER YOU ACCEPT THAT
OR NOT.
MONICA: THEN YOU HAVE
SEEN HIM.
EMILY: I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
ALAN: IF HE TRIES TO CONTACT
YOU, YOU MUST TELL US
IMMEDIATELY.
EMILY: I'M SORRY, I CAN'T DO
THAT.
MONICA: THEN YOU LEAVE US
NO OTHER CHOICE.
EXCEPT FOR SCHOOL, YOU ARE
GROUNDED AGAIN UNTIL FURTHER
NOTICE.
REGINALD, WILL YOU COME
INTO THE LIVING ROOM, PLEASE?
EMILY: IS THIS YOUR WAY
OF DEALING WITH EVERYTHING,
JUST LOCK ME UP LIKE A PRISONER?
REGINALD: YOU SHOUTED?
MONICA: EMILY HAS BEEN
GROUNDED, AND IF YOU SEE
HER LEAVING THE HOUSE, YOU ARE
TO INFORM US AT ONCE.
REGINALD: SURE.
ALAN: I SUGGEST YOU GO
TO YOUR ROOM AND GIVE THIS
ENTIRE MATTER SOME SERIOUS
THOUGHT.
LUKE: COME ON, ORPH.
A FEW MORE STEPS, WE CAN REST
FOR A FEW MINUTES.
FELICIA: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
I NEED TO REST?
ANY CHANCE THIS PLACE HAS
A SHOWER?
LUKE: NO, BUT THERE WAS THAT
STREAM BACK THERE.
IF YOU WANT TO TAKE A LITTLE
DIP, I'D BE HAPPY TO WASH
YOUR BACK.
FELICIA: PERHAPS ANOTHER
TIME.
LUKE: OH, YOU'RE SO NICE.
FELICIA: WELL, WE'RE ALMOST
DONE.
YOU KNOW, WE GOT THE DIAMONDS
OUT OF THE MINE SHAFT,
AND THE SARGENTO DOESN'T SEEM
TO BE FOLLOWING US NOW AND WE'RE
ABOUT FIVE MILES AWAY
FROM THE UNITED STATES BORDER.
THANK YOU.
ALL WE HAVE TO DO NOW IS JUST
LAY LOW AND SIGNAL OUR CONTACT
FOR TOMORROW NIGHT.
LUKE: SOUNDS EASY ENOUGH.
FELICIA: OH, WHAT?
WHAT?
COME ON, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
I'VE HAD A CHANCE TO ACTUALLY
TAKE A BREATH.
LUKE: WELL, I'M AFRAID
YOUR BREATHING MAY BE ABOUT
A DAY TOO EARLY.
FELICIA: WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
LUKE: DA
AROUND.
THERE'S HARDLY A WHOLE BUNCH
OF GORGEOUS BLONDS WANDERING
THROUGH THIS TERRAIN.
IF OUR DESCRIPTION IS OUT
THERE -- AND IT PROBABLY IS
BECAUSE -- SE BUSCA -- WE
WANTED.
IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE SOME
REFRIED SPUD DROPS A DIME ON US.
FELICIA: WHAT ARE WE GOING
TO DO ABOUT THE SE BUSCA?
LUKE: WE'RE GOING TO KEEP
WALKING.
FELICIA: WHERE?
LUKE: I HAVE NO IDEA.
FELICIA: WILL YOU CARRY
MY WATER?
JAX: THIS WAS A WONDERFUL
SURPRISE.
THANKS FOR PUTTING IT TOGETHER,
FEEDING ME, AND MAKING ME LAUGH.
CHLOE: MY PLEASURE.
JAX: YOU OW, I'M GLAD
YOU WERE HERE WHEN JERRY
STOPPED BY.
NOT MANY PEOPLE GET A CHANCE
TO SEE HIM LIKE THAT.
CHLOE: I UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH
YOU WANT TO HELP YOUR BROTHER.
JAX: ALL MY LIFE, JERRY'S PUT
ME FIRST.
NOW IT'S HIS TURN.
HE'S FINALLY GOT A SHOT
AT HAPPINESS.
I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE THAT
HE HANGS ON TO IT NO MATTER WHAT
HE'S DONE.
JERRY: THIS IS FOR
YOU IN APPRECIATION.
BOBBIE: FOR WHAT?
JERRY: AGREEING TO MARRY ME.
LOOK, I KNOW I GOT THE BEST PART
OF THIS DEAL.
BUT IF YOU'RE GOING TO GO
THROUGH WITH IT, I WILL PROMISE
TO AMORTIZE YOUR PAYBACK
EXPONENTIALLY FOR THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE.
BOBBIE: THAT'S A GOOD THING,
RIGHT?
JERRY: THE BEST THING THAT
EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
BOBBIE: THEN IT'S A DEAL.
TAGGERT: SO JUAN HAS
A CONNECTION TO CORINTHOS.
ALL IT GETS HIM IS MUGGED
BY A PROFESSIONAL THUG.
HANNAH: THAT WASN'T SONNY'S
FAULT.
TAGGERT: NOTHING EVER IS.
HANNAH: THERE'S NO ISSUE
HERE, LIEUTENANT.
SONNY WANTS NOTHING TO DO
WITH JUAN.
TAGGERT: OH, WELL, SO THE BOY
SERVED HIS PURPOSE?
NOW HE'S BOOTED OUT?
HANNAH: JUAN IS HIS
WIFE'S SON.
HE DOESN'T WANT HIM TO GET HURT.
TAGGERT: OH.
WELL, NOW, THAT EXPLAINS A FEW
THINGS.
HANNAH: GLAD TO BE
OF SERVICE.
WHY DON'T YOU GO AND HASSLE
SOMEONE ELSE.
TAGGERT: YOU LOSE THE LAST
ONE I GAVE YOU?
HANNAH: I THREW IT AWAY.
TAGGERT: WELL, IF YOU HEAR
FROM JUAN, TELL HIM TO GIVE ME
A CALL.
AND REMEMBER, PEOPLE WHO GET
CLOSE TO SONNY USUALLY GET HURT.
JUAN: SHOULDN'T YOU BE DOING
YOUR HOMEWORK?
EMILY: HOW DID YOU GET OUT
OF THE LIVING ROOM?
JUAN: REGINALD WAITED TILL
THEY LEFT AND THEN JUST CAME
BACK AND GOT ME.
EMILY: JUAN, I WAS SO SCARED.
I THOUGHT FOR SURE THAT
THEY WERE GOING TO FIND
YOU AND SEND YOU HOME.
JUAN: I TOLD YOU THAT'S NOT
GOING TO HAPPEN.
I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID
TO YOUR PARENTS ABOUT, YOU KNOW,
WHAT WE HAVE TOGETHER BEING
REAL.
I'M GOING TO MAKE MY FATHER
UNDERSTAND THAT, EMILY.0
AND I'LL GET HIS PERMISSION
TO STAY, AND THEN EVERYTHING
WILL BE EXACTLY THE WAY
WE WANT IT.
LUKE: OH, YES.
FELICIA, I FOUND YOU THE PERFECT
DISGUISE.
FELICIA: NO, I'M WAY AHEAD
OF YOU, LUKE.
LUKE: YOU NEED ANY HELP BACK
THERE?
FELICIA: NO, NO, NO.
I THINK I'M DOING JUST FINE.
SO,
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
LUKE: YOU LOOK LIKE A NATIVE.
FELICIA: OH, THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S GOOD BECAUSE THAT'S
THE IDEA, YOU KNOW.
LUKE: OF SWEDEN.
FELICIA: NO, I DON'T.
LUKE: WELL, MAYBE NOT.
MAYBE IT'S ICELAND.
I -- BUT I THINK IT'LL WORK
AS LONG AS WHOEVER SPOTS US IS
LOOKING DIRECTLY INTO
THE NOONDAY SUN.
FELICIA: AND SQUINTS REALLY
HARD.
LUKE: YEAH.
FELICIA: YEAH, OK, WISE GUY.
WHAT'S IN THE LITTLE BLACK BAG
FOR YOU?
LUKE: LET'S SEE MY DISGUISE.
FELICIA: OH.
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE TOWEL?
LUKE: NOT BAD.
NOT BAD.
LOOK LIKE DOROTHY LAMOUR
ON THE ROAD TO NOWHERE.
HOWEVER, FOR WHAT I PAID
FOR THIS BAG OF CLOTHES,
I EXPECTED SOMETHING
IN CASHMERE.
FELICIA: OH, WELL,
WHAT'S ANOTHER DIAMOND,
MORE OR LESS?
FAISON: SPENCER IS IN MEXICO.
YEAH, HE HAS MY DIAMONDS.
SURE, HE'LL TRY TO DOUBLE-CROSS
ME AGAIN IF HE CAN GET AWAY
WITH IT.
BUT LISTEN, IF ONE OF
MY DIAMONDS SHOWS UP IN MEXICO,
I WANT IT TRACKED BACK
TO THE EXACT LOCATION IT
APPEARED.
IS THAT CLEAR?
YEAH.
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