General Hospital Transcript Tuesday 9/28/99

Provided by Laura

LUKE: DON'T WORRY.
THE TABLETOPS ARE PROBABLY
STICKIER THAN ANY TROUBLE WE CAN
GET INTO HERE.
FELICIA: OH, NO, NO.
WE'RE NOT GOING TO FIND ANY
TROUBLE.
WE'RE HERE TO GET THE GOODS,
GET OUT SAFE AND SOUND.
NO TROUBLE.
NO GETTING LOCKED UP
IN ANYTHING.
BESIDES, I'M NOT WORRIED.
I USED TO COME HERE ALL
THE TIME.
HEY.
SEE THE HOLE IN THE WALL?
LUKE: BULLET HOLE?
FELICIA: RODNEY COWART.
LUKE: WAS RODNEY THE SHOOTER
OR THE TARGET?
FELICIA: YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO BELIEVE THIS, BUT BORDER RUNS
WERE SOMETHING WE ALWAYS USED
TO LIKE TO DO IN HIGH SCHOOL.
ONE NIGHT, A BUNCH OF FRIENDS --
WE CAME OVER THE BORDER
AND WE GOT STUCK IN THE MIDDLE
OF A SHOOTOUT.
A BULLET WENT RIGHT THROUGH
HIS HAT ALL THE WAY THROUGH
THE BACK WALL.
LUKE: POR FAVOR, DOS CAFES
CON LECHE.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU DON'T WANT COFFEE?
WHAT IS IT?
FELICIA: THE PLACE HAS
CHANGED SO MUCH.
LUKE: GONE DOWNHILL?
FELICIA: NO, NO, NO.
IT USED TO BE -- HAVE MORE
COLORS AND CRACKED MIRRORS
ON THE WALLS, AND THERE WERE
RATTLESNAKE SKULLS ALL ALONG
THE SIGNS UP THERE.
LUKE: OH, I SEE.
YOU LIKE TO MUNCH YOUR NACHOS
WITH RATTLESNAKE SKULLS STARING
AT YOU, HUH?
FELICIA: YOU KNOW WHAT
I LIKE?
I LOVE MEXICO.

SONNY: CARLOS.
HEY.
SONNY.
YEAH, ABOUT THE SHIPMENT THIS
MORNING --
EARLY?
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
RIGHT.
JASON DID -- HE DID TELL ME.
I WAS JUST CALLING TO TOUCH BASE
TO SEE IF, YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE SATISFIED.
YOU ARE?
GREAT.
THAT'S ALL.
THAT'S ALL I NEED.
ALL RIGHT.
NO, NO.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'LL JUST -- I'LL LET JASON FILL
ME IN ON THE DETAILS.
ALL RIGHT.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
JOHNNY: YOUR FATHER.
MIKE: HEY.
I THOUGHT I'D SKIP WAITING
FOR THE ENGRAVED INVITATION
AND JUST SWING BY.
SO, HOW DOES IT FEEL BEING
A FREE MAN AGAIN?
SONNY: LET ME SEE.
FIRST OF ALL, I'M ONLY OUT
ON BAIL.
ALL MY ONSHORE ASSETS ARE
FROZEN.
I GOT A TRIAL HANGING OVER
MY HEAD.
I GOT THE FEDS ON MY BACK.
I ALMOST LOST HANNAH.
ALMOST WENT TO BLOWS WITH JASON.
I GOT PEOPLE, YOU KNOW,
DOING THINGS BEHIND MY BACK
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT.
AHEM.
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL, MIKE?

ELIZABETH: HEY.
JASON: HEY.
YOU USUALLY DON'T WORK THIS
SHIFT.
ELIZABETH: YEAH,
WELL, SOMEONE CALLED IN SICK,
SO I'M JUST FILLING IN.
HEY, THANKS FOR THE RIDE LAST
NIGHT.
IT'S AMAZING HOW A COUPLE
OF HOURS OF WIND JUST RUSHING
PAST YOU COMPLETELY CLEARS
THE BRAIN.
JASON: YEAH.
IT WORKS FOR ME, TOO.
ELIZABETH: AND I'VE BEEN KIND
OF REELING LATELY.
I START CLASSES THIS WEEK
AT P.C.U., AND I'M A LITTLE
NERVOUS.
JASON: ABOUT SCHOOL?
ELIZABETH: YEAH.
WELL, HAVEN'T YOU EVER BEEN
NERVOUS FOR SCHOOL?
JASON: WHAT'S MAKING
YOU SO NERVOUS?
ELIZABETH: WELL, FOR ONE
THING, IT'S COLLEGE.
P.C.U.'S A LOT BIGGER.
I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH
THE CAMPUS.
AND I'M GOING TO TAKE SOME ART
CLASSES, AND I'M JUST NOT SURE
I HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE
AN ARTIST.
YOU KNOW, LUCKY WAS ALWAYS
MY ENCOURAGER.
SOMETHING I NEVER EVEN REALLY
DREAMED WAS POSSIBLE,
AND HE JUST ALWAYS MADE IT SEEM
LI IT WAS.
I THINK ALL ARTISTS NEED THAT.
YOU KNOW, SOMEONE -- SOMEONE WHO
BELIEVES IN THEM.
I'M JUST NOT SURE HOW GOOD I'LL
BE WITHOUT HIM.

JAX: HOW DID IT GO
AT THE COURTHOUSE?
ALEXIS: I CAN'T GET THE FEDS
TO TELL ME WHAT THEY'VE GOT
ON SONNY.
JAX: WELL, DON'T THEY HAVE
TO DISCLOSE IT?
ALEXIS: BEFORE TRIAL.
THEY'RE HOLDING OUT TILL
THE LAST MINUTE.
JAX: OH.
ALEXIS: ARE YOU STILL TRYING
TO TRACK JERRY'S OFFSHORE
ACCOUNTS?
JAX: MM-HMM.
SO FAR I HAVEN'T FOUND ANYTHING
SUSPICIOUS EXCEPT FOR THAT
$2 MILLION.
NOTHING ELSE HAS SHOWN UP.
GIVES ME A LITTLE HOPE THAT
I MAY BE WRONG.
MAYBE THERE'S AN EXPLANATION.
WHAT?
DID YOU FIND SOMETHING?
ALEXIS: SINCE YOU WEREN'T
COMFORTABLE CONFRONTING JERRY
RIGHT NOW, I ASKED SOMEONE TO DO
SOME CHECKING.
JAX: WHO?
ALEXIS: SONNY.

JAX: HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?
HOW COULD YOU HAVE TOLD SONNY
CORINTHOS, OF ALL PEOPLE,
ABOUT A DISCREPANCY IN JERRY'S
ACCOUNT?
HE'S GOT TO BE CLIMBING
THE WALLS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING
TO OFFER THE F.B.I.
ALEXIS: I ASKED SONNY
BECAUSE HE FIGURED OUT THAT
JERRY HAD HIS HANDS IN DIRTY
MONEY LAST TIME -- BEFORE
THE FEDS DID.
JAX: YEAH.
AND HOW DO YOU THINK THE FEDS
FOUND OUT?
ALEXIS: NOT FROM SONNY.
LOOK, HE HAS CONTACTS THAT
WE DON'T.
I OBVIOUSLY AM CONVINCED THAT
WE CAN TRUST HIM.
WILL YOU JUST THINK ABOUT IT?
JAX: I DON'T HAVE TO.
LOOK, ALEXIS, I KNOW YOU MEANT
WELL, BUT SONNY HATES ME.
HE'S PROBABLY ALREADY PLAYED
THE CARD.
ALEXIS: HE WOULDN'T DO THAT
TO ME.
JAX: YES, HE WOULD.
ALEXIS: JAX, HE WOULDN'T.
SONNY WILL ONLY DO WHAT'S
IN HIS BEST INTEREST, AND RIGHT
NOW THAT'S ME.
I AM THE PERSON STANDING BETWEEN
HIM AND PRISON.
THE FEDS ARE NOT GOING TO PICK
JERRY OVER SONNY.
THEY REALLY WANT HIM THIS TIME.
AND THE BEST DEFENSE THAT HE HAS
AGAINST THEM IS ME.
BESIDES, YOU AND I HAVE BEEN
TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT,
AND WE CAN'T.
AND WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
IF YOU WERE ABLE TO FIND
THE DISCREPANCY BY YOURSELF
AFTER WHAT HAPPENED LAST SPRING,
YOU DON'T THINK THE
U.S. TREASURY HAS A MAN TRACKING
JERRY'S CASH FLOW?
THEY'RE PROBABLY ONE STEP BEHIND
YOU.
THEY COULD BE ONE STEP AHEAD
OF YOU.
JAX: MAYBE THERE IS
NO PROBLEM.
LIKE I SAID, I HAVEN'T FOUND ANY
OTHER VARIANCES.
SO MAYBE I'M JUST OVERREACTING.
ALEXIS: I'M SORRY.
I KNOW THIS IS SO HARD FOR YOU.
JAX: I HATE ASKING CORINTHOS
TO FIND INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE
AGAINST MY BROTHER.
ALEXIS: THEN THINK OF IT
THIS WAY.
WHATEVER SONNY FINDS OUT,
YOU CAN USE IT TO HELP JERRY
BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE FINDS OUT
ABOUT IT.
JAX: I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU DID THIS AGAIN.
ALEXIS: DO YOU WANT ME
TO TELL SONNY TO STOP, OR SHALL
WE PROCEED?
JAX: GO AHEAD.
ALEXIS: I KNOW THAT THIS SAYS
A LOT ABOUT YOUR BELIEF IN ME.
THANK YOU.
JAX: I JUST WISH I COULD
BELIEVE IN JERRY.
ALEXIS: SONNY ASKED ME
TO COME BY THIS AFTERNOON.
NOW, IF HE HAS ANY NEWS,
I'LL COME RIGHT BACK HERE.
JAX: OK.

MIKE: ALL RIGHT.
NOW YOU'VE REALLY GOT ME
WORRIED.
I KNOW YOUR TEMPER AND I KNOW
YOU'RE ALWAYS FIGHTING
WITH SOMEONE, BUT NEVER JASON.
NOW, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
SONNY: CARLY'S HAD IT
IN FOR HANNAH SINCE DAY ONE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
MIKE: YEAH.
SONNY: ALL RIGHT.
SHE BARGED IN HERE FEEDING ME
PACK OF LIES.
I BLEW REALLY BAD.
NEXT THING I KNOW, JASON'S
STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO HER,
DEFENDING HER.
MIKE: WELL, THAT DIDN'T COME
AS A SURPRISE TO YOU.
SONNY: NO.
BUT WHAT'S A SURPRISE IS THAT
WE NEARLY WENT FOR EACH OTHER'S
THROATS.
I MEAN, COME ON.
WE KNOW CARLY LIES TO GET WHAT
SHE WANTS.
WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING
FIGHTING OVER IT?
MIKE: WHAT IS IT THAT CARLY
WANTS?
SONNY: TO GET BROWNIE POINTS
FROM JASON.
I DON'T KNOW.
WHO KNOWS?
I CAN'T FOLLOW THAT MIND.
BUT IT WAS MY FAULT FOR LETTING
HER GET TO ME.
JASON CAME IN.
I'M YELLING HER.
I WANTED TO STRANGLE HER, RIGHT?
YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T GIVE JASON
A CHOICE BUT TO DEFEND HER.
MIKE: ALL RIGHT.
LOOK, SONNY, IF IT WERE ME --
SONNY: IT'S NOT, MIKE.
IT'S NOT YOU.
THANKS FOR LISTENING.
I APPRECIATE YOU COMING BY.
THE INVITATION'S IN THE MAIL.
MIKE: OK.
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.

JASON: CAN YOU SIT DOWN
FOR A MINUTE?
ELIZABETH: OK.
JASON: SO, DID YOU EVER WANT
TO BE ANYTHING ELSE BESIDES
AN ARTIST?
ELIZABETH: WELL, UNTIL I MET
LUCKY, I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT
MUCH ABOUT WANT I WANT TO DO
WITH THE REST OF MY LIFE EXCEPT
GET OUT OF PORT CHARLEAS FAST
AS POSSIBLE.
AND NOW I LIKE THIS PLACE.
AND WITH LUCKY, I STARTED SEEING
MYSELF AS AN ARTIST, AND I NEVER
REALLY THOUGHT BEYOND THAT.
IT'S THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER
BEEN GOOD AT.
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
HOW'D YOU PICK WHAT YOU DO?
OR SHOULD I NOT ASK?
JASON: I DO WHAT I DO BEST.
ELIZABETH: HAVE YOU EVER DONE
ANYTHING ELSE?
JASON: OH, YEAH.
YEAH.
PARKED CARS.
LOADED BOXES.
I RAN A MOTORC--
SHOULD I HAVE NOT SAID THAT?
ELIZABETH: I'M GLAD YOU'RE
NOT AFRAID TO.
IS THAT WHY YOU QUIT --
BECAUSE OF LUCKY?
JASON: THE BIKE BUSINESS?
NO.
ACTUALLY, I WAS JUST TRYING
TO MAKE A DIFFERENT LIFE
FOR MYSELF.
AND IT DIDN'T WORK OUT FOR A LOT
OF REASONS.
ELIZABETH: SO, YOU LIKE
RUNNING A COFFEE WAREHOUSE
BETTER?
JASON: OH, SURE.
NO, IT'S FINE.
ELIZABETH: WELL, LUCKY ALWAYS
SAID BE TRUE TO YOURSELF.
WHICH MEANS I GUESS I'LL BE
LOOKING FORWARD TO MY ART
CLASSES TOMORROW.
OH, CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?
JASON: NUMBER THREE.
ELIZABETH: OK.

LUKE: YOU KNOW, IT HAD TO BE
FATE THAT I STASHED FAISON'S
DIAMONDS SO CLOSE TO YOUR OLD
STOMPING GROUNDS.
FATE AND WELL-HONED INSTINCTS.
FELICIA: OH.
WELL, YOU'VE GOT VERY GOOD
INSTINCTS.
I'VE NOTICED THAT.
LUKE: THANKS.
FELICIA: THEY'RE GOOD.
LUKE: YEAH.
THANK YOU.
NOW, I'M GOING TO GO GATHER
THE DIAMONDS BECAUSE THEY'RE
IN A SAFE-DEPOSIT BOX IN A BANK
NOT FAR FROM HERE.
WHILE I GATHER THEM, YOU JUST
SIT TIGHT.
FELICIA: OH, NO, NO, NO.
NO, I'M GOING TO COME WITH YOU.
LUKE: OH, NO.
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
NO, NO.
YOU'RE MUCH TOO GORGEOUS TO GO
ANYWHERE WITHOUT BEING NOTICED.
AND FRANKLY, FELICIA,
YOU'RE DISTRACTING.
SO PLEASE.
PLEASE, YOU KNOW, JUST SIT HERE
AND REMINISCE ABOUT THE GOOD OLD
DAYS WHEN SNAKE SKULLS WATCHED
YOUR EVERY MOVE.
AND STAY OUT OF TROUBLE.
FELICIA: OH, NO, NO.
THIS PLACE IS HARMLESS.
I'M NOT GOING TO GET INTO ANY
TROUBLE.
BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT I KNOW
THAT I KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE
OF MYSELF.
LUKE: OH, I KNOW.
I KNOW.
I'VE NOTICED.
YOU'VE GOT A RESILIENCE
IN YOUR INDEPENDENCE.
IT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE.
FELICIA: THANK YOU.
LUKE: ADIOS, MUCHACHA.
FELICIA: ADIOS.
LUKE: STAY PUT.
MAN: SENORITA.
WHAT KIND OF MAN LEAVES SUCH
A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN LIKE
YOU ALONE?

MIKE: HEY.
IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO EAT THIS,
I WILL.
THANKS.
SO, CARLY'S AT IT AGAIN, HUH?
JASON: YOU SPOKE TO SONNY?
MIKE: YEAH.
AND HOW MAD ARE YOU?
I MEAN, HE ALREADY TOLD ME
TO MIND MY OWN BUSINESS,
BUT THIS IS A PUBLIC PLACE
AND I FIGURE MY OPINIONS HAVE
SOME RIGHTS HERE.
BUT IF YOU WANT ME TO TAKE
A HIKE --
JASON: NO, MIKE.
I'M NOT MAD AT SONNY.
CARLY DOESN'T LIKE HANNAH.
SHE THINKS HANNAH'S CHEATING
ON SONNY.
SHE TRIED TO TELL HIM THAT.
HE GOT MAD.
I GOT IN THE MIDDLE.
MIKE: YEAH.
WELL, HE SAID HE PUSHED TOO FAR
AND YOU HAD TO DEFEND HER,
LIKE HE CROSSED THE LINE AND IT
GOT BAD BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU.
JASON: THAT'S NOT
THE PROBLEM.
WHAT WORRIES ME IS THAT CARLY
MAY BE RIGHT.
MIKE: WHAT, DO YOU THINK
HANNAH'S CHEATING ON SONNY?
JASON: NO, NO, NO.
I'M JUST STARTING TO THINK THAT
SHE'S BAD FOR HIM.
I MEAN, SHE LOVES HIM,
YEAH, BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH.
ALL I KNOW IS THAT BECAUSE
OF HANNAH, SONNY IS STARTING
TO MAKE MISTAKES.

SONNY: THANKS, JOHNNY.
I GUESS YOU'RE HERE
FOR AN UPDATE ON YOUR
BROTHER-IN-LAW'S CAREER IN DIRTY
MONEY.
ALEXIS: IS THAT THE
GARDEN-VARIETY INSULT, OR DO
YOU HAVE PROOF?
SONNY: I GOT NOTHING.
ALEXIS: I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GOING TO DO THIS FOR ME.
SONNY: WELL, I JUST WANT
TO MAKE SURE THAT I'M NOT
WALKING INTO A TRAP.
ALEXIS: SET BY WHOM?
SONNY: UH, YOUR HUSBAND COMES
TO MIND.
ALEXIS: I'M YOUR ATTORNEY.
I WOULDN'T LET THAT HAPPEN.
SONNY: WELL, I DIDN'T SAY
YOU WOULDN'T, BUT YOUR HUSBAND
MIGHT.
I MEAN, HE'D LOVE TO TAKE ME
DOWN.
HE MIGHT EVEN USE YOU TO DO IT.
ALEXIS: YOU HAVE MY WORD THAT
THIS IS NOT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.
SONNY: DID YOU TELL HIM
YOU CAME TO ME?
ALEXIS: YES.
SONNY: LET ME GUESS.
DID YOU TELL HIM AFTER THE FACT?
ALEXIS: LOOK, YOU OBVIOUSLY
ARE HAVING A REALLY BAD DAY,
AND I WOULD COME BACK AT ANOTHER
TIME IF THIS WEREN'T SUCH
A PRESSING MATTER.
BUT THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS IS
JAX LOVES HIS BROTHER -- SO MUCH
SO THAT HE'S WILLING TO TOLERATE
MY SUGGESTION IN ORDER TO GET
TO THE TRUTH.
NOW, IF YOU CAN'T GET IT FOR US,
WE WILL FIND SOMEONE ELSE
WHO CAN.
SO YOU TELL ME.
WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE?

EMILY: OH, THANK
YOU FOR COMING.
ELIZABETH: WELL,
I'M ON MY BREAK, SO I CAN ONLY
STAY FOR A SECOND.
BUT WHAT'S UP?
WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT?
DOES JUAN NEED ANOTHER PLACE
TO STAY?
EMILY: NO.
ACTUALLY, HE'S DOING JUST FINE
WHERE HE IS RIGHT NOW.
IN FACT, REGINALD CAUGHT HIM
AND FOUND HIM THE FIRST DAY,
BUT HE'S GOING TO KEEP
OUR SECRET.
HE SAYS THAT HE'S SUPPORTING
OUR RIGHT TO BE TOGETHER IN FACE
OF THE EMOTIONAL OPPRESSION.
YEAH, I KNOW.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT, EITHER.
BUT I DON'T REALLY CARE AS LONG
AS JUAN AND I GET TO BE
TOGETHER.
ELIZABETH: AND UNTIL SOMEBODY
BESIDES REGINALD FINDS HIM --
WHICH IS GOING TO HAPPEN SOONER
OR LATER --
EMILY: I'M REALLY HOPING
FOR LATER.
IN FACT, MUCH, MUCH LATER,
WHICH IS WHY I DON'T WANT BOBBIE
TO SEE JUAN.
SEE, JUAN TOLD ME HE WENT
TO KELLY'S AND HE SAW HER THERE.
DO YOU THINK THAT SHE SAW HIM?
ELIZABETH: BOBBIE WAS SITTING
WITH JERRY JACKS AND HE HAD JUST
GOTTEN OUT OF THE HOSPITAL,
SO I DON'T THINK THEY WERE
PAYING ATTENTION TO ANYTHING
BUT EACH OTHER.
EMILY: ARE YOU SURE?
ELIZABETH: AS SURE
AS I CAN BE.
SHE HASN'T ASKED ME ANY
QUESTIONS ABOUT JUAN.
OH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
SHE HARDLY NOTICED WHEN I SAID
I HAD TO LEAVE EARLY THAT DAY.
EMILY: OK.
WELL, THANK YOU.
I'VE BEEN REALLY PARANOID
LATELY, BUT I'M BETTER NOW.
ACTUALLY, I SHOULD PROBABLY GET
HOME AND SEE JUAN.
ELIZABETH: TELL HIM
I SAID HI.
EMILY: THANK YOU SO MUCH,
ELIZABETH.
I OWE YOU.
ELIZABETH: ANYTIME.
I'M ALL FOR REBELLING AGAINST
EMOTIONAL OPPRESSION.
EMILY: BYE.

JAX: COME ON, JERRY.
WHERE'D YOU PUT IT?
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
JAX: JUST A SECOND.
HI.
CHLOE: HI.
JAX: NICE TO SEE YOU.
CHLOE: I'M RELIEVED TO HEAR
THAT.
I'VE BEEN SITTING OVER
AT THE GATEHOUSE TELLING MYSELF,
"JUST GO OVER THERE."
AND I HAVE ANOTHER VOICE TELLING
ME, "NO, DON'T DO THAT.
IT WOULD BE CROSSING A LINE
OR SOMETHING."
AND THEN JUST NOW I WAS GETTING
OFF THE ELEVATOR, AND I ALMOST
TURNED AROUND AND GOT BACK ON.
JAX: WHY?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
CHLOE: THAT'S WHAT I WANT
TO KNOW.
I CAN TELL SOMETHING'S BEEN
BOTHERING YOU, AND I'M AFRAID
THAT SOMETHING COULD BE ME.

MAN: BUY YOU A FRIENDLY CUP
OF COFFEE?
FELICIA: OH, I ALREADY HAVE
A CUP OF COFFEE -- AND A FRIEND.
AND HE'LL BE BACK.
MAN: BUT HE'S NOT HERE NOW.
AND I CAN BE A VERY GOOD FRIEND
TO HAVE, TOO.
FELICIA: OH, I'M SURE
YOU CAN BE.
BUT BE IT TO SOMEBODY ELSE.
ESTA BIEN?
MAN: IT'S YOUR LOSS.
FELICIA: MY LOSS.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
FELICIA: HEY, HEY, HEY.
LEAVE HER ALONE.
SHE'S OBVIOUSLY NOT INTERESTED
IN YOU.
MAN: YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
FELICIA: HEY, HEY, HEY!
NO MEANS NO, BIG GUY.
WOMAN: HO DIOS.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE JUST
DONE?
HUH?
FELICIA: OOPS.

CHLOE: I HAVE NOTICED
SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT
YOU SINCE THE NIGHT JERRY TURNED
THE CORNER IN HIS RECOVERY.
SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT.
SOMETHING'S OFF.
AND YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY
AND ENCOURAGED, AND INSTEAD
I FEEL THIS UNDERCURRENT OF --
I DON'T KNOW.
I GOT THE COURAGE UP AND I ASKED
YOU BEFORE, AND YOU SAID NOTHING
WAS WRONG.
I DON'T BELIEVE THAT.
SO THIS IS MY LAST-DITCH EFFORT.
I DON'T WANT TO INTRUDE
ON YOUR PRIVACY.
BUT YOU'VE BECOME A VERY
IMPORTANT PART OF MY LIFE,
AND I DON'T WANT TO LET THAT
JUST SLIP AWAY WITHOUT ASKING.
IS IT MY IMAGINATION, OR ARE
YOU PULLING AWAY?
JAX: YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
AMAZING.
UNDERNEATH ALL THAT SPARKLE
AND OPTIMISM, YOU'RE A SENSIBLE,
PRAGMATIC WOMAN.
CHLOE: SHOULD I BE INSULTED?
JAX: HARDLY.
THERE'S A PROBLEM, AND YOU FACE
IT HEAD-ON.
I LIKE THAT.
CHLOE: SO THIS PROBLEM --
IS IT ANY OF MY BUSINESS?
JAX: YEAH, IT'S YOUR
BUSINESS, OBVIOUSLY, IF IT'S
AFFECTING US.
JERRY MAY BE IN TROUBLE,
AND I HAVE TO FIND A WAY
TO PROTECT HIM.
CHLOE: IS THIS ABOUT
THE ACCIDENT?
JAX: NO.
BUSINESS.
IT'S A LEGAL MATTER.
I HAVE ALEXIS CHECKING IN ON IT.
IT'S AN UNEXPECTED FRINGE
BENEFIT OF OUR FAKE MARRIAGE.
NOW I HAVE A PERSONAL
AND TRUSTWORTHY ATTORNEY JUST
WHEN I NEED ONE.
CHLOE: SO THAT'S WHY YOU TWO
HAVE BEEN SO PREOCCUPIED.
WHEN YOU SAID YOU WERE --
JAX: WORKING.
YEAH, IT WAS ABOUT JERRY.
IT'S IMPERATIVE THAT YOU KEEP
THIS BETWEEN US.
I MEAN, JERRY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW
THAT I KNOW THAT THERE MAY BE
A PROBLEM.
SO YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING
TO JERRY OR NED.
CHLOE: I WON'T.
JAX: I'M SORRY IF YOU FELT
LEFT OUT.
CHLOE: I DID.
BUT IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO.
JAX: BUT THANKS.
ALEXIS TELLS ME NED'S SPENDING
A COUPLE OF DAYS WITH
BROOKE LYNN.
ARE YOU HAVING SEPARATION
ANXIETIES?
CHLOE: FROM BROOKE LYNN?
SHE JUST CALLED FROM THE PLANE.
SHE HAS HER SEAT BELT AROUND
HER GORILLA, NED TELLS ME.
JAX: YOU'RE REALLY GOOD
WITH HER, YOU KNOW.
CHLOE: I LOVE KIDS.
AS FOR JERRY, IF THERE'S
ANYTHING I CAN DO, YOU'LL
TELL ME?
JAX: NO.
YOU'VE ALREADY DONE ENOUGH.
YOU'VE DISTRACTED ME.
CHLOE: A FRIEND TAUGHT ME HOW
TO DO THAT.
OH, ACTUALLY -- WELL, HE'S MORE
THAN A FRIEND.
JAX: MORE?
CHLOE: MM-HMM.
I'D LIKE TO THINK SO.
JAX: AND WHAT DOES THIS MORE
THAN A FRIEND DO?
CHLOE: DISTRACTS ME.
AND NOT BY COMING IN
AND DEMANDING ANSWERS.
HE FIRMLY BELIEVES THAT YOU CAN
FIND THE ANSWER TO A PROBLEM
BY CONCENTRATING ON SOMETHING
ELSE, SOMETHING OUT
OF THE ORDINARY.
LIKE HE TOOK ME DANCING
IN CENTRAL PARK.
JAX: WOW.
CHLOE: MM-HMM.
HORSEBACK RIDING.
SAILING.
UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T HAVE
A DANCE FLOOR OR A HORSE
OR A BOAT.
JAX: I HAVE A BOAT.
CHLOE: OH, YOU DO?
JAX: I DO.
CHLOE: HMM.
WELL, CONSIDER YOURSELF
DISTRACTED.

SONNY: OK.
I CHECKED WITH A FEW
OF MY CONTACTS.
THE MOST I COULD FIND WAS THAT
JERRY JACKS ISN'T WORKING
WITH THE SAME PEOPLE AS HE WAS
BEFORE.
WHAT I DON'T KNOW YET IS IF HE'S
FOUND SOMEONE WHO NEEDS
HIS UNIQUE FINANCIAL SERVICES.
ALEXIS: LOOK, I KNOW YOU HAVE
A LOT OF BUSINESS ASSOCIATES
IN THE GRAND KEYS.
SONNY: MM-HMM.
ALEXIS: WAS THAT LEAD OF ANY
HELP?
SONNY: ONLY THAT IS SHOWS
HE HAS THE CAPACITY TO LEARN
AND HE'S NOT AS EASY TO TRACK
THIS TIME.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
I GOT SOMEBODY I WANT TO SEND
DOWN THERE TO ASK SOME
QUESTIONS.
EVERYTHING'S --
ALEXIS: NO. NO.
I DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE
INVOLVED.
SONNY: YOU'VE TRUSTED ME THIS
FAR ALREADY.
I MEAN, WHY DON'T YOU LET ME
HANDLE IT?
I MEAN, I'D GO MYSELF,
BUT THE F.B.I.'S GOT A THING
ABOUT ME LEAVING TOWN.
ALEXIS: MAYBE WE DON'T HAVE
A CHOICE.
SONNY: YOU DO.
YOU DON'T OWE YOUR HUSBAND SPIT.
HE OWES YOU.
WHY ARE YOU CALLING IN A FAVOR
FOR HIM, ANYWAY?
ALEXIS: HOW ABOUT JAX NEEDS
THIS?
SONNY: HOW ABOUT JAX WILL
DUMP YOU THE SECOND YOU'RE NOT
USEFUL TO HIM?
YOU ARE BETTER THAN THAT,
ALEXIS.
ALEXIS: THEN DO IT FOR ME.
SONNY: OK. FOR YOU.
I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN FIND.
ALEXIS: THANKS.

JASON: YOU REMEMBER HOW SONNY
GOT WITH BRENDA?
MIKE: MM-HMM.
JASON: MAKING MISTAKES,
MISSING STUFF HE SHOULD HAVE
CAUGHT.
WELL, IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN.
ONLY WORSE.
IT'S LIKE HE'S OUT TO PROVE
SOMETHING.
HE'S TELLING HANNAH THINGS
HE NEVER WOULD HAVE TOLD BRENDA
OR ANYBODY ELSE.
MIKE: YOU'RE KIDDING.
I MEAN, LIKE WHAT?
JASON: LIKE THE LOCATION
OF HIS ISLAND.
AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE?
I MEAN, THE OTHER DAY I WAS
AT HIS PLACE AND WE STARTED
HAVING A CONVERSATION ABOUT
BUSINESS, AND HE NEVER BOTHERED
TO TELL ME THAT HANNAH WAS
IN THE PENTHOUSE.
MIKE: WELL, HAVE YOU SPOKEN
TOONNY ABOUT THIS?
JASON: ONCE.
HE DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR IT.
MIKE: YEAH, WELL,
THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH YOU CAN DO.
BESIDES WHATEVER ELSE IS GOING
ON, THE FACT THAT SONNY'S GUARD
IS DOWN -- I MEAN, THAT'S
A BYPRODUCT OF HIM FEELING
COMFORTABLE AND HAPPY
WITH SOMEONE.
DON'T YOU THINK SHE MAKES HIM
HAPPY?
JASON: I'M MORE CONCERNED
SHE DOESN'T MAKE HIM DEAD.

FELICIA: NO, YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND.
I DON'T CARE IF HE IS YOUR BOSS.
HE WAS ASSAULTING THIS WOMAN.
TELL HIM.
WOMAN: IDIOT.
OFFICER: OUR CAPITAN WAS
ASSAULTING HIS GIRLFRIEND?
FELICIA: GIRLFRIEND?
WOMAN: YES.
HE KNOWS NOT TO TEASE ME
WITH HIS KISSES WHEN I'M
WORKING.
FELICIA: WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY
SOMETHING?
OFFICER: SORRY, BUT I'M GOING
TO HAVE TO ARREST YOU.
FELICIA: BUT NO.
NO, YOU CAN'T.
THIS MAN WAS ASSAULTING THIS
WOMAN, AND I WAS DEFENDING HER.
OFFICER: LOOK, I GOT
NO CHOICE, LADY.
RESISTING WILL ONLY MAKE THINGS
WORSE.
FELICIA: NO, NO, NO.
YOU CAN'T.
YOU SEE, I'M WAITING
FOR SOMEONE.
THIS IS ALL A BIG MISTAKE.
OFFICER: THE ONLY MISTAKE
MADE WAS YOURS IN ASSAULTING
A POLICE OFFICER.
THIS MAY BE ACCEPTABLE
ON YOUR SIDE OF THE BORDER,
BUT NOT HERE.
FELICIA: WELL, MAYBE
IF I APOLOGIZE TO HIM.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO KNOCK HIM OUT
COLD.
BARTENDER: WHAT CAN
I GET YOU?
LUKE: TEQUILA.
A BOTTLE.
GRACIAS.

[DOOR CLOSES]
LUKE: GRACIAS.
ORPHEY, HONEY?
FELICIA: HIRAM.
IS THAT YOU?
LUKE: ARE YOU OK,
SQUIGGLY BUNNY?
FELICIA: I'M BETTER NOW,
LOVE BUG.
LUKE: Is this what you call
staying out of trouble?
FELICIA: I WAS JUST TRYING
TO HELP SOMEBODY.
LUKE: YOU BEANED A FEDERALE
OVER THE HEAD.
IT WAS A CAPTAIN.
ARE YOU SURE THAT BULLET HOLE
IN THE WALL WASN'T MEAN
FOR YOU INSTEAD OF ROWDY?
FELICIA: RODNEY.
LUKE: WHATEVER?
FELICIA: DID YOU GET
THE GOODS?
LUKE: THEY'RE SAFE.
FELICIA: THEN YOU KNOW YOU'RE
GOING TO HAVE TO BE THE ONE
TO GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I CAN'T JUST GET ON THE PHONE
AND CALL MAC AND SAY,
"HI, HONEY.
A FUNNY THING HAPPENED
ON THE WAY TO CHICAGO."
I'M IN A PICKLE.
LUKE: YOU'RE IN A JAR
OF JALAPENOS.
WELL, I GUESS I'M JUST GOING
TO HAVE TO PART WITH ONE
OF THESE.
FELICIA: ARE YOU CRAZY?
CASH, LUKE.
LUKE: HIRAM, ORPHEY.
FELICIA: YOU HAVE TO BRIBE
WITH CASH.
LUKE: LET ME TAKE CARE
OF THIS.
YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH.
SENOR?
UNO MOMENTO?
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
I AQUI AN ERROR.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
MI ESPOSA IS UNO
POQUITO LOCA.
MUJERES!
YO PAGO POR LAS DANOS.
YEAH?
SI? SI?
POR LOS DANOS.
YEAH, YEAH.
POR LA CUENTA DE DOCTOR
DEL CAPITAN.
AND POR THE CAPTAIN'S TIME.
AND YOUR TIME.
UH --
POR THE CAPITAN REGALO
POR LOS NOVIA --
HIS GIRLFRIEND?
A LITTLE GIFT?
AND SU SENORITA, A LITTLE
GIFT.
WELL, I NEED SOMETHING TO GET
HOME ON.
YOU'VE GOT A REAL STRONG ARM.
OH, SENOR.
POR FAVOR.
UNO MOMENTO.
POR SU.
YEAH?
SI?
ES GUT?
LUKE: OH, GRACIAS.
MUCHAS GRACIAS, SENOR.
MUCHAS GRACIAS.
FELICIA: MUCHAS GRACIAS.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]

ELIZABETH: HEY.
WHAT'S UP?
NIKOLAS: I HAVE A FAVOR
TO ASK.
I KNOW YOU'RE OPPOSED
TO MY MARRYING KATHERINE,
BUT I'M GOING TO IN TWO WEEKS
AT WYNDEMERE.
AND IT WOULD MEAN THE WORLD
TO ME, ELIZABETH, IF YOU WOULD
BE THERE.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]
JASON: CARLY WAS OUT OF LINE
LAST NIGHT.
SONNY: AHEM.
SO WAS I.
NO MATTER HOW I FEEL ABOUT HER,
YOU KNOW, I HAD NO RIGHT
TO TOUCH HER.
I PUT YOU IN A POSITION
TO DEFEND HER.
BUT YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND
SOMETHING.
I CAN'T LET CARLY COME BETWEEN
ME AND HANNAH.
CARLY USED HER LIES AND DID
A NUMBER ON HANNAH.
I CAN'T TOLERATE THAT.
JASON: LOOK, SONNY,
FROM WHERE I SIT, THE PROBLEM
IS NOT CARLY.
IT'S HANNAH.
PLEASE JUST LISTEN TO ME.
IT'S NOT HOW SHE FEELS
ABOUT YOU.
IT'S NOT ANY OF THAT STUFF THAT
CARLY'S GOING ON ABOUT.
IT'S WHAT BEING WITH HER IS
DOING TO YOU, HOW IT'S MAKING
YOU THINK.
SONNY: IF YOU GOT SOMETHING
TO SAY, JASON, SAY IT.
JASON: I ALREADY HAVE.
YOU'RE MAKING MISTAKES.
YOU'RE LETTING STUFF SLIP THAT
YOU WOULD ORDINARILY CATCH
IN YOUR SLEEP.
SONNY: OH, THIS MORNING?
COME ON.
ONE THING.
I MEAN, I'M A HUMAN BEING.
JASON: YEAH, BUT WHAT
IF I DIDN'T SHOW UP?
WHO WOULD HAVE DEALT WITH THAT
OFFLOAD, SONNY?
YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON WHO KNEW
ABOUT IT.
SONNY: IT'S ONE MISTAKE.
COME ON!
JASON: ONE MISTAKE?
YOU DIDN'T DIVERT THE CASINO'S
FUNDS THIS WEEKEND LIKE
WE DISCUSSED.
SONNY: DID YOU DO IT?
JASON: YES, I DID.
SONNY: WELL, THEN IT'S FINE.
IT'S DONE.
JASON: IT'S DONE.
WHAT IF I DIDN'T TAKE CARE
OF IT, SONNY?
SONNY: ARE YOU SAYING THAT
YOU RUN THINGS BETTER THAN
ME NOW?

JASON: I DON'T WANT TO RUN
THINGS.
I WANT TO WORK FOR YOU.
I WOULD FOLLOW ANY ORDER THAT
YOU WOULD GIVE ME, EVEN IF IT'S
WRONG.
EVEN IF IT GETS ME KILLED.
I WOULD DIE BEFORE I'D EVER BE
DISLOYAL TO YOU.
BUT I DON'T GET WHY WE SHOULD
HAVE TO GET TO THAT POINT.
SONNY, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SHOULD
BE RUNNING THINGS.
BUT YOU CAN ONLY DO IT IF YOU'RE
PAYING ATTENTION.
THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING YOU.
SONNY: YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU KNOW, I GOT TO KEEP A BETTER
EYE ON THINGS.
BUT IF I SLIP UP, I TRUST THAT
YOU'LL DO WHAT YOU DID TO LET ME
KNOW.
BUT YOU GOT TO KNOW
HANNAH IS IMPORTANT TO ME --
TOO IMPORTANT TO LOSE.
ALL RIGHT.
WE'RE DONE WITH THAT.
I GOT ONE MORE THING I NEED
YOU TO TAKE CARE OF.

JAX: I DID NOT.
CHLOE: YES, YOU DID.
YOU TURNED THAT BOAT OVER BEFORE
WE EVEN GOT OUT OF THE MARINA.
JAX: THE WIND SHIFTED.
CHLOE: "THE WIND SHIFTED."
RIGHT.
JAX: IT DID.
THE WIND SHIFTED.
CHLOE: WELL, ISN'T THAT WHAT
SAILING IS ABOUT?
THE WIND SHIFTS BACK AND FORTH,
AND YOU KEEP UP WITH IT.
JAX: WELL, YOU DISTRACTED ME,
ALL RIGHT?
CHLOE: OH, DON'T TRY TO BLAME
THIS ON ME.
NED ASSURED ME THAT YOU WERE
A WORLD-CLASS SAILOR.
YOU'VE PROBABLY EVEN BEEN PART
OF THAT WORLD CUP THING.
BUT YOU KNOW, WE HAVEN'T EVEN
GOTTEN OUT OF THE PORT CHARLES
MARINA.
I'VE BEEN SAILING WITH
YOU TWICE, AND YOU HAVE DUMPED
US BOTH TIMES.
I'M WEARING A WET SUIT NEXT
TIME.
JAX: WELL, YOU KNOW,
SAILING CAN BE HAZARDOUS.
CHLOE: WHEN IT'S WITH YOU,
YES.
I'VE NOTICED.
THIS IS THE ODDEST FETISH I HAVE
EVER HEARD OF.
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?
JAX: I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE EVER SINCE
I MET YOU, I'VE HAD THIS
TERRIBLE URGE TO KISS YOU EVERY
TIME YOU'RE SOPPING WET.
OR MAYBE I JUST WANT TO PROVIDE
FURTHER DISTRACTION.
CHLOE: IT WAS MY TURN
TO DISTRACT YOU.
JAX: WELL, DON'T LET ME
STOP YOU.

NIKOLAS: COULD YOU TAKE
A SEAT FOR A SECOND?
ELIZABETH: OK.
SO.
YOU WANT ME TO COME
TO YOUR WEDDING.
NIKOLAS: PLEASE?
ELIZABETH: I CAN'T GIVE IT
MY BLESSING.
BUT I AM YOUR FRIEND,
AND WE DON'T ALWAYS HAVE
TO AGREE, EVEN ON THE INCREDIBLY
CRITICAL THINGS THAT CAN CHANGE
A PERSON'S LIFE.
BUT OK.
I'LL BE THERE.
EVEN THOUGH KATHERINE MIGHT NOT
PARTICULARLY WANT ME THERE.
NIKOLAS: WELL, THAT'S ALL
RIGHT.
A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T
PARTICULARLY WANT KATHERINE
THERE.
ELIZABETH: BUT AS
YOUR FRIEND, I AM ALLOWED
TO GIVE YOU ADVICE RIGHT UP TILL
THE LAST SECOND.
AND I DO MEAN THE LAST SECOND.
YOU KNOW, YOU CAN STILL CHANGE
YOUR MIND, COME TO YOUR SENSES
ABOUT THIS.
NIKOLAS: I HAVE TO TAKE CARE
OF MY RESPONSIBILITIES.
ELIZABETH: NOT THIS WAY.
NIKOLAS: I KNOW WHAT I'M
DOING.
I REALLY DO.
I AM BEING TRUE TO MYSELF.
ELIZABETH: ALL RIGHT, THEN.
I'LL BE THERE.
NIKOLAS: THANK YOU.
I'LL SEE YOU.

LUKE: I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
IT WAS GOING SO WELL.
I MEAN, ALL I WANTED TO SAY WAS,
"MY WIFE DOESN'T BELONG
IN JAIL."
FELICIA: YOUR SPANISH STINKS.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SAID,
DON'T YOU?
LUKE: NO. WHAT?
FELICIA: YOU SAID
TO THE SARGENTO THAT HIS WIFE
BELONGS IN A SEWER.
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOUR
SPANISH-SPEAKING SKILLS WERE UP
TO PAR.
LUKE: WELL, YOU TOLD ME
YOU WOULD SIT TIGHT.
SIT TIGHT.
AQUI HERE.
YOU KNOW, ATENDEZ-VOUS.
IN ANY LANGUAGE, IT MEANS SIT
TIGHT.
SIT TIGHT.
IT'S SELF-EXPLANATORY.
FELICIA: AT LEAST WE KNOW
THE DIAMONDS ARE SAFE.
THEY'RE SAFE, AREN'T THEY?
LUKE: WELL, I DIDN'T EXACTLY
HAVE A LOT OF TIME TO STASH THEM
WITH YOU BEING HAULED OFF
TO THE BASTILLE.
FELICIA: THAT'S FRENCH.
LUKE: MERCI BEAUCOUP.
FELICIA: WHERE ARE
THE DIAMONDS?
LUKE: LET'S JUST SAY THAT
WE'D BETTER GET OUT OF HERE
AND RETRIEVE THEM MUY PRONTO.
DOES THAT MEAN FAST?

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JUAN: WE HAVE TO FIND A WAY
TO STAY TOGETHER.
EMILY: AND WHAT'S YOUR IDEA?
JUAN: I'M GOING TO DISAPPEAR.

BOBBIE: FELICIA IS WRITING
SO MUCH SHE DOESN'T HAVE TIME
TO STOP TO EAT?
MAC: ACTUALLY, SHE'S OUT
OF TOWN.
BOBBIE: LUKE'S OUT OF TOWN,
TOO.

LUKE: WE'LL BREAK OUT OF THIS
TUNA CAN.
FELICIA: WHAT IF WE GET
CAUGHT?

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