General Hospital Transcript Friday 9/24/99

Provided by Laura

JAX: MORNING.
YOU'RE OFF YOUR USUAL ROUTE.
CHLOE: NED'S TAKING
BROOKE LYNN HOME TODAY.
SHE HAD TO HAVE HER RAISIN NUT
PANCAKES.
JAX: I KNOW THE FEELING.
FOR ME, IT'S THE BLUEBERRY BRAN.
CHLOE: WELL, WHY DON'T
YOU JOIN US.
JAX: YEAH, GIVE ME
A RAIN CHECK.
I -- I DON'T WANT TO INTRUDE
ON THE FAMILY GOOD-BYE HERE.
BESIDES, YOU GUYS HAVE ALREADY
FINISHED YOUR PANCAKES.
SO, IS BROOKE LYNN SORRY
TO LEAVE?
CHLOE: SHE'S PROMISED
TO VISIT US SOON.
JAX: IT'S A STROKE OF GOOD
LUCK FOR NED, HAVING A MAGICAL
STEPMOTHER IN THE HOUSE.
CHLOE: NED'S REALLY WONDERFUL
WITH HIS DAUGHTER.
JAX: WELL, THAT'S A GIFT
HE SHARES WITH YOU.
YOU KNOW, IT'S GREAT HOW IT
WORKED OUT.
YOU KNOW, SPOUSES OUGHT TO HAVE
SOMETHING IN COMMON BESIDES
AN ADDRESS AND MATCHING BEDS.
CHLOE: NED'S BARELY SEEN
ALEXIS.
NOW THAT BROOKE LYNN'S LEAVING,
AT LEAST THAT WILL CHANGE.
JAX: UNFORTUNATELY,
WE'RE STEEPED IN A PROJECT.
CHLOE: "WE"?
MEANING YOU AND ALEXIS?
JAX: WELL, ALEXIS MOSTLY.
YOU KNOW, I'M SURE SHE'D RATHER
BE PLAYING WITH NED.
I MEAN, I KNOW THAT I WOULD
RATHER --
NED: HEY.
ALEXIS DIDN'T COME WITH YOU?
JAX: NO.
SHE GENERALLY PASSES
ON THE EIGHT-MILE RUN.
NED: OH.
I LEFT A MESSAGE THAT WE'D BE
HERE.
JAX: WHICH I'M SURE
SHE DIDN'T PICK UP.
YOU KNOW, ALEXIS IS UP
TO HER EYEBALLS --
NED: RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
IN RESEARCH, THAT'S RIGHT.
I GUESS SHE'S STILL PREOCCUPIED
WITH SONNY'S CASE.
JAX: YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
WHEN YOU TAKE ON THE FEDERAL
GOVERNMENT, IT'S USUALLY A GOOD
IDEA TO BE PREPARED.
SO, I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE LEAVING
TODAY.
SHALL I TELL MY WIFE YOU SAID
GOOD-BYE?
BROOKE LYNN: YES.
NED: TOO BAD BROOKE LYNN
COULDN'T SAY GOOD-BYE IN PERSON.
CHLOE: YEAH.
JAX: HOW LONG WILL YOU GUYS
BE IN NEW YORK?
CHLOE: BROOKE LYNN WANTED
TO RIDE THE FERRIS WHEEL, SO WHY
DON'T WE GO.
NED: GOOD IDEA.
JAX: OK.
HAVE A GOOD TRIP.
CHLOE: TELL HIM "THANK YOU."
BROOKE LYNN: THANK YOU.
NED: LET'S GO.
JAX: SO, I'LL SEE YOU --
CHLOE: WHENEVER.
JAX: RIGHT.

EMILY: OK.
JUAN: THIS DOESN'T FEEL LIKE
A GOOD IDEA.
EMILY: YEAH, WELL, WE CAN'T
EXACTLY AFFORD A ROOM
AT THE PORT CHARLES HOTEL.
JUAN: I MEAN STROLLING
THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR WHEN
YOUR BEDROOM WINDOW'S AN EASY
CLIMB.
EMILY: MY GARDNER'S OUT THERE
RIGHT NOW.
JUAN: I'D HAVE A SHOT
WITH THE GARDNER.
YOUR PARENTS -- THERE'S NO WAY
I COULD FINESSE THEM.
ALAN: EMILY, IS THAT YOU?
EMILY: OH.
Go, go, go, go.
ALAN: HEY, YOU.
I'M ON MY WAY TO THE CLINIC.
CAN I GIVE YOU A LIFT?
EMILY: ACTUALLY, I HAVE
NO SCHOOL TODAY.
ALAN: NO, I MEANT
TO ELIZABETH'S HOUSE OR THE MALL
OR -- YOU KNOW, IT'S GLORIOUS
OUT.
HAVE YOU LOOKED?
EMILY: YEAH, ACTUALLY,
I HAVE.
I WAS GOING TO STAY AT HOME.
ALAN: WHY?
MOPING?
OH, FORGET I SAID THAT.
YOU WANT TO WASTE YOUR LIFE,
IT'S YOUR PREROGATIVE.
EMILY: AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED
TO BE AT THE CLINIC?
ALAN: YES, I HAVE TO GO
TO THE CLINIC, BUT I NEED
A FILE.
REGINALD: EVER WISH YOU COULD
JUST DISAPPEAR?

FELICIA: THAT'S OK.
I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.
MAC: I'LL STAY TILL
YOU BOARD.
FELICIA: OH, NO, THAT'S ALL
RIGHT.
I KNOW YOUR BRAIN'S
AT HEADQUARTERS ALREADY.
MAC: BUSTED.
SORRY.
FELICIA: IT'S OK.
I UNDERSTAND.
YOU'RE ANXIOUS TO HEAR WHAT'S
COME IN ON FAISON.
MAC: LET'S JUST HOPE
SOMETHING HAS.
I MEAN, SOMETHING MORE
SUBSTANTIAL THAN "SUBJECT
ORDERED CROISSANT WITH BRIE."
FELICIA: WELL, I HATE
TO ABANDON YOU IN THE MIDDLE
OF A OF THIS.
MAC: THINK OF IT THIS WAY --
I'M FREE TO OBSESS ON FAISON.
NO ANXIOUS LOOKS FROM A WORRIED
WIFE, NO ONE WATCHING MY DINNER
GET COLD.
FELICIA: IF YOU'RE THAT HAPPY
TO SEE ME GO, MAYBE I'LL EXTEND
MY TRIP.
MAC: DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT IT.
UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME HUGE
RESEARCH FIND.
FELICIA: HOW DID YOU GET
TO BE SO WONDERFUL?
MAC: IT RUBBED OFF
FROM MY WIFE.
FELICIA: LUCKY GIRL.
I HOPE SHE DESERVES YOU.
MAC: SHE DESERVES A LOT MORE.

SONNY: AS SOON AS CARLOS
MAKES THE CASINO DEPOSIT,
ARRANGE A TRANSFER FROM
THE KEYS.
JASON: NOW?
SONNY: WE'RE LOW ON OPERATING
CAPITAL.
JASON: WELL, DON'T YOU THINK
WE SHOULD COOL IT UNTIL THE FEDS
BACK OFF?
SONNY: NO, JUST DO IT.
DON'T DEBATE IT.
NOW IS NOT THE TIME.
HANNAH'S UPSTAIRS.
JASON: AND YOU DIDN'T
TELL ME?
SONNY: I DID JUST NOW.
JASON: YEAH.
I'LL CALL BENNY.
SONNY: OH.
YOU'RE UP.
GREAT TIMING.
I GOT BIG PLANS FOR YOU.
HANNAH: SONNY, I CAN'T.
SONNY: EGG WHITE OMELETTE,
RIGHT?
WITH GOAT CHEESE AND DILL,
SAUTEED TOMATOES ON THE SIDE.
HOW DOES THAT SOUND TO YOU?
HANNAH: I'M NOT GOING TO BE
ABLE TO --
SONNY: ONE WHIFF, AND YOU'LL
CHANGE YOUR MIND.
HANNAH: SONNY, I CAN'T DO
THIS.
I'M SORRY.
I HAVE TO LEAVE.

HANNAH: THIS ISN'T WORKING
FOR ME.
SONNY: I THOUGHT IT WAS.
DID I MISS SOMETHING?
HANNAH: NO, THIS IS MY FAULT.
I WANT YOU SO MUCH.
I'VE BEEN LYING TO MYSELF.
SONNY: ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL?
HANNAH: NO.
THE CONSTANT DANGER, THE BEING
WATCHED ALL THE TIME --
SONNY: NONE OF THAT WAS NEWS
TO YOU.
HANNAH: I THOUGHT I COULD
HANDLE IT, BUT I CAN'T.
SONNY: OH.
OH, WELL, JUST LIKE THAT?
HANNAH: NO, I'VE BEEN
FIGHTING IT.
REFUSING TO SEE WHAT'S IN FRONT
OF MY EYES.
SONNY: WELL, I TOLD
YOU FROM THE START.
I WARNED YOU AND WARNED
YOU AND WARNED YOU.
SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT.
HANNAH: I KNOW YOU DID.
YOU TRIED.
BUT I WOULDN'T LISTEN.
I SAW WHAT I WANTED TO SEE.
SONNY: THIS IS ABOUT
THE BUST, RIGHT?
HANNAH: NO, SONNY.
LISTEN TO ME.
SONNY: YOU'RE STILL AFRAID
FROM SEEING ME IN JAIL, RIGHT?
HANNAH: I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT
IT WAS.
THAT'S WHAT I WANTED IT TO BE --
THE FEAR THAT THEY'D SEND
YOU TO PRISON.
SONNY: BUT THAT'S NOT GOING
TO HAPPEN, HANNAH, BECAUSE
THEY GOT NOTHING ON ME.
HANNAH: BUT THE FEAR DIDN'T
START WHEN YOU GOT ARRESTED.
IT STARTED WAY BEFORE THEN.
AT FIRST, I THOUGHT IT WAS
THE FEAR OF LOSING YOU
BECAUSE YOU KEPT PUSHING ME
AWAY.
BUT THEN WHEN YOU STOPPED,
I MADE IT ABOUT YOU GOING
TO PRISON, AND NOW YOU'RE OUT.
AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE FINE.
BUT I STILL HAVE THIS KNOT
IN MY CHEST.
SONNY: THIS KNOT
IN YOUR CHEST -- AM I PUTTING IT
THERE?
HANNAH: NO.
IT'S THIS LIFE, SONNY.
I THOUGHT I COULD DEAL WITH IT.
I'M SORRY.
SONNY: YEAH.
WELL, I'M SORRY, TOO, HANNAH.
I'M SORRY YOU FEEL YOU HAVE
TO LIE.

ALAN: OH.
DO WE HAVE TO DECIDE NOW?
CHRISTMAS IS THREE MONTHS AWAY.
EMILY: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW HARD IT IS TO KNIT
A SWEATER?
I MEAN, I SHOULD HAVE STARTED
BEFORE LABOR DAY.
ALAN: LISTEN, YOUR MOTHER'S
GOING TO BE HAPPY WITH WHATEVER
COLOR YOU CHOOSE.
EMILY: OH, THAT'S A COP-OUT.
ALAN: OK, FINE.
LAVENDER.
GOOD?
EMILY: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
ARE YOU SURE?
I MEAN, NOT BURGUNDY
OR SOMETHING?
IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME.
ALAN: I CAN SEE THAT,
AND I THINK I KNOW WHY.
THIS IS A PEACE OFFERING
FOR YOUR MOTHER, ISN'T IT?
A TRUCE IN THE WAR OVER JUAN.
EMILY: YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT
JUAN, BUT I HATE FIGHTING.
ALAN: YEAH, WELL, SO DO
YOUR MOTHER AND
EMILY: OH, WAIT, WAIT.
WE HAVEN'T DECIDED YET.
ALAN: LISTEN, I CANNOT STAY
HERE ALL MORNING TALKING ABOUT
THE COLOR OF YARN.
EMILY: OK.
WELL, THEN WE'LL GO AND GET
YARN.
I MEAN, WE CAN GO SEE IT.
HOW ABOUT THAT?
ALAN: NOT NOW.
I'M GOING TO BE LATE.
I'VE GOT TO GET A FILE.
EMILY: THERE'S NOTHING
IN THERE.
THERE'S NO FILE.
ALAN: OK.
WHAT IS IN THAT LIVING ROOM THAT
I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE?
REGINALD: YOU CAN'T COME IN.
ALAN: OK, NOW, WHAT'S
GOING ON?
REGINALD: THE FURNITURE'S
BASKING IN LEMON OIL.
YOU CAN'T GET YOUR FINGERPRINTS
ALL OVER IT.
WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK
IN AN HOUR.
ALAN: I DON'T HAVE AN HOUR.
I NEED A FILE.
REGINALD: YEAH, AND THERE'S
A FILE CABINET IN YOUR OFFICE.
THERE'S ALSO A BIG, UGLY DESK.
BUT FOR SOME REASON, YOU FEEL
THE NEED TO CLUTTER THE LIVING
ROOM.
IS THERE SOME SORT OF
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE THING GOING
ON THERE?
ALAN: STEP ASIDE, REGINALD.
REGINALD: COME BACK
IN AN HOUR.
OK.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
FINE.
YOU WANT TO CHEC THE DESK
THAT'S RIGHT THERE?
GO AHEAD.
ALAN: THANK YOU.
EMILY: What are you doing?
REGINALD: DID ANYONE EVER
TELL YOU THAT LITTER IS
AN ASSAULT TO THE EYES?
ALAN: I SAW THIS ONCE
IN A PLAY BY STRINDBERG.
THE SERVANTS TOOK OVER
THE HOUSE.
THANK YOU FOR TR0NG
TO SPARE ME.
SAY A MANTRA THAT LETICIA COMES
BACK SOON.
EMILY: WHERE IS HE?
REGINALD: YOU CAN GET UP NOW.
JUAN: REG COVERED MY BACK.
REGINALD: YEAH.
ONE SMALL STEP FOR THE HUMAN
HEART.
GOD KNOWS THERE AREN'T MANY
AROUND HERE.
EMILY: I OWE YOU
MY FIRST-BORN.
REGINALD: WHAT AM I,
RUMPELSTILTSKIN?
ALTHOUGH, HE WAS UNLUCKY
IN LOVE.
EMILY: WELL, CLEARLY,
WE'RE REALLY DESPERATE.
REGINALD: YEAH.
WELL, SAVOR IT.
EMILY: OK.
REGINALD: BEYOND DESPERATION
LIES DESPAIR.
EMILY: REGINALD, I NEED
SOMEPLACE TO HIDE HIM
IN THE HOUSE.
I WAS THINKING MAYBE,
LIKE, THE ATTIC OR SOMETHING.
REGINALD: ARE YOU CRAZY?
THE WINDOWS DON'T OPEN
IN THE ATTIC.
YOU WANT TO HIDE HIM,
OR YOU WANT TO SUFFOCATE HIM?
JUAN: HEY, I'LL BE FINE
WHEREVER.
REGINALD: OK, OK, OK.
ALL RIGHT.
THE ROOM NEXT TO THE THIRD FLOOR
LINEN CLOSET, OK?
NOBODY'S BEEN IN THERE IN --
IN YEARS.
ALL RIGHT?
EMILY: YOU ARE AN ANGEL
FROM HEAVEN.
REGINALD: YEAH.
YEAH. YEAH.
WELL, SOMEBODY THOUGHT SO ONCE.
ALL RIGHT, TAKE HIM AROUND
THE WEST WING.
EMILY: OK.
REGINALD: REAR ENTRANCE, OK?
I'LL GO GET THE ROOM READY.
JUAN: THANKS A LOT.
REGINALD: UH-HUH.
JUAN: I THOUGHT FOR SURE
I WAS DEAD IN THE WATER.
EMILY: I THINK WE'RE GOING
TO PULL THIS OFF.
JUAN: MY GIRLFRIEND'S
INCREDIBLY FAST ON HER FEET.
EMILY: MY BOYFRIEND
INSPIRES ME.

MAC: WELL, AS LONG AS YOU'RE
IN CHICAGO WITH YOUR NOSE STUCK
IN MICROFILM, I WON'T WORRY
ABOUT YOU AS MUCH.
FELICIA: I'LL CALL YOU EVERY
NIGHT.
MAC: FAISON WILL BE 800 MILES
AWAY.
FELICIA: PROMISE ME WHATEVER
HE SAYS, WHATEVER HE DOES,
YOU WON'T --
MAC: I WON'T LOSE MY MIND,
OK?
FELICIA: BECAUSE THAT'S
HIS OBJECTIVE, YOU KNOW --
TO MAKE YOU CRAZY AND TO PLAY
INTO HIS HANDS.
MAC: FELICIA, I'M RUNNING
THIS BY THE BOOK.
STRICTLY THE LETTER OF THE LAW.
LOOK, IF I FIND MYSELF LOSING
IT, I'LL PICTURE YOU
AND THE GIRLS, OK?
MY FAMILY WILL KEEP ME IN LINE.
FELICIA: YOU'LL OCCASIONALLY
SLEEP, WON'T YOU?
MAC: YOU JUST TRY TO HAVE
SOME FUN BETWEEN TREKS
TO THE STACKS, OK?
SAFE TRIP.
FELICIA: OK.
LUKE: SO, I TAKE IT THAT
WASN'T A MARITAL SPAT.
FELICIA: OH, HE'S JUST
SO GENEROUS AND SO KIND
AND SO TRUSTING.
I JUST HATE MYSELF FOR LYING
TO HIM.
LUKE: OH.
THAT, HUH?
WELL, WE CAN'T HAVE THAT.
THAT WON'T DO.
HOW ABOUT WE CALL THE GIG OFF?

FELICIA: I'M THE ONE WHO'S
SUPPOSED TO BACK OUT.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO IS SUPPOSED
TO KEEP ME GOING.
LUKE: ORPHEY SEEMS TO BE
DEEPLY CONFLICTED AT THE MOMENT
AND NOT FEELING VERY GOOD ABOUT
HERSELF BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T LIKE
TO LIE AND ESPECIALLY
TO HER LOVING SPOUSE.
FELICIA: WELL, WHO DO
YOU THINK I'M DOING THIS FOR?
FAISON'S GOT MAC ON THE EDGE.
IF I DON'T STOP IT, HE'S GOING
TO GIVE HIM ONE FINAL SHOVE.
LUKE: YOU KNOW, MY EXPERIENCE
WITH MAC IS THAT HE CAN PRETTY
WELL TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF.
FELICIA: BUT HE'S FRUSTRATED,
AND HE'S READY TO EXPLODE.
I HAVE TO TRY TO STOP THAT.
THIS THING WITH YOU IS THE ONLY
WAY I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT.
LUKE: THIS THING WITH ME --
IT ISN'T IRON-CLAD.
FELICIA: THEN WHAT ARE
WE DOING HERE WITH OUR
SUITCASES?
LUKE: THIS IS JUST, YOU KNOW,
PHASE ONE OF A MULTIPHASE PLAN.
PHASE ONE IS GET THE DIAMONDS
BACK, AND THEN THE OTHER PARTS
WILL JUST SORT OF COME TO ME
AS I GO.
FELICIA: YOU MEAN,
AS WE GO.
LUKE: LOOK, FAISON IS EASILY
THROWN.
I'M PRETTY GOOD AT
IMPROVISATION.
HE ISN'T.
APPARENTLY IT REALLY BOTHERS HIM
NOT TO KNOW WHERE HIS SPARKLY
ROCKS ARE.
FELICIA: BUT THAT'S WHAT
WE WANT.
WE WANT TO THROW FAISON.
SORT OF CAUGHT IN HIS OWN TRAP,
SO TO SPEAK.
DO YOU THINK HE'LL LAUGH WHEN
THE JOKE'S ON HIM?
HOW DO YOU THINK HE'S GOING
TO REACT WHEN THE TABLES ARE
TURNED?
LUKE: OOH, YOU'RE DIABOLICAL.
FELICIA: JUST NEVER THREATEN
THE ONES THAT I LOVE.
LUKE: YOU'RE LETHAL WHEN
YOUR LOVED ONES ARE THREATENED,
AREN'T YOU?
FELICIA: THAT'S ME.
LUKE: ME, TOO.
SEE, THAT'S ANOTHER THING
WE HAVE IN COMMON.

LAURA: LIZ?
ELIZABETH: HEY.
LAURA: HI.
ELIZABETH: THANKS FOR COMING.
LAURA: WELL, OF COURSE.
YOU SEEMED SO UPSET.
ELIZABETH: I AM.
I'M ABOUT TO BREAK A CONFIDENCE,
BUT I AM REALLY CONCERNED ABOUT
NIKOLAS.
LAURA: OH, I KNOW ALREADY.
I KNOW THAT KATHERINE IS
PREGNANT AND CLAIMING THE CHILD
IS HIS.
ELIZABETH: AND DO YOU KNOW
WHAT HE PLANS ON DOING ABOUT IT?
LAURA: YES.
HE TOLD ME THAT HE HAD PROPOSED
TO HER.
ELIZABETH: IS IT JUST ME,
OR IS MARRYING KATHERINE
THE WORST POSSIBLE MISTAKE
HE COULD MAKE?
LAURA: IT'S NOT JUST YOU.
ELIZABETH: AND YOU KNOW WHO
TOLD ME ABOUT THE PROPOSAL?
TAKE A WILD GUESS.
LAURA: OH, I'M SURE KATHERINE
COULDN'T CONTAIN HERSELF.
ELIZABETH: SHE GAVE ME
THE HAPPY ANNOUNCEMENT PACKAGED
AS A PLEA FOR ADVICE -- FROM ME,
WHO SHE CAN'T STAND.
LAURA: SHE'S NOTHING IF NOT
TRANSPARENT.
ELIZABETH: I KNOW.
THAT'S WHAT I THINK, TOO.
BUT NIKOLAS IS BUYING HER ACT.
I TOLD HIM THAT I TOLD HER THAT
SHE'S GOING TO RUIN HIS LIFE,
AND NOW HE'S MAD AT ME.
LAURA: OH.
YOU KNOW, HE WILL GET OVER THAT.
HIS FRIENDSHIP WITH YOU IS VERY
IMPORTANT.
ELIZABETH: OUR FRIENDSHIP IS
NOT THE POINT.
HIS FUTURE IS.
AND HE'S TRASHING IT FOR SOME
COLD-BLOODED USER.
OF COURSE, I CAN'T TELL HIM
THAT.
SOMEBODY'S GOT TO GET THROUGH
TO YOUR SON, AND I WAS HOPING
THAT SOMEBODY COULD BE YOU.

KATHERINE: MY, DON'T YOU LOOK
SERIOUS.
NIKOLAS: YOU SAID YOU'VE MADE
UP YOUR MIND.
KATHERINE: YES.
IT WASN'T EASY.
I HAVEN'T SLEPT.
NIKOLAS: WELL, THAT'S NOT
GOOD FOR THE BABY AND FOR YOU.
KATHERINE: IT'S QUITE
A RESPONSIBILITY, CHOOSING
A LIFE FOR A CHILD.
NIKOLAS: IF YOU DON'T FEEL
YOU'RE READY, YOU NEED TO TAKE
MORE TIME --
KATHERINE: OH, NO.
I'M AS READY AS I'LL EVER BE.
I'VE WEIGHED THE PROS AND CONS,
AND I REALIZE THAT THERE'S
NO PERFECT EXISTENCE.
AND YOU MAKE YOUR CHOICES,
AND YOU HOPE FOR THE BEST.
NIKOLAS: WE CAN MAKE THIS
WORK.
FOR THE BABY.
KATHERINE: I THINK WE CAN,
TOO.
SO IF YOU STILL
WANT TO MARRY ME,
MY ANSWER IS YES.

CARLY: 10 MINUTES IS FINE.
A.J.: OH.
WHATEVER YOU LEARNED IN NURSING
SCHOOL, PREPARE TO USE IT.
BACK MASSAGE, SOOTHING
EXPRESSIONS OF CONCERN --
CARLY: YEAH.
IF YOU HAD TO RELY ON MY BEDSIDE
MANNER, YOU'D BE IN BIG TROUBLE.
A.J.: YEAH, I'VE NOTICED.
CARLY: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
A.J.: WELL, THAT'S JUST
A COMMENTARY ON THE PAST FEW
NIGHTS, THAT'S ALL.
CARLY: I'VE BEEN TIRED.
ARE YOU GETTING SICK
OR SOMETHING?
A.J.: I'M GETTING SICK
AND TIRED OF BEING DISMISSED.
YOU KNOW, I JUST GAVE
GRANDFATHER THE STATUS REPORTS
ON ALL THE PROJECTS
IN THE WORKS.
WAS IT "THANK YOU, A.J.,"
"NICE JOB, A.J."?
NO.
NO, IT WAS "NED HAD BETTER
REPORTS."
CARLY: WHY DO I THINK
YOU HELD YOUR OWN?
A.J.: I'M TIRED OF HOLDING
MY OWN, CARLY, YOU KNOW?
I WANT TO BE APPRECIATED.
OK.
SO WHEN CAN YOU PACK A BAG?
CARLY: FOR YOU?
WHAT, ARE YOU GOING ON A TRIP
OR SOMETHING?
A.J.: NO, WE.
I WANT TO TAKE YOU ON A TRIP.
CARLY: WE CAN'T LEAVE
MICHAEL, YOU KNOW?
A.J.: HE'LL BE FINE
WITH SALLY.
AND IF YOU WANT, WE CAN
BRING HIM.
THAT'S FINE WITH ME.
CARLY: WHAT'S MICHAEL GOING
TO DO AT A SPA?
 A.J.: NOTHING.
THAT'S WHY I THOUGHT WE'D LEAVE
HIM HERE.
CARLY: WELL, I CAN'T.
I'M SORRY.
I MEAN, IT SOUNDS REALLY LOVELY,
IT'S JUST THE TIMING'S
REALLY BAD.
A.J.: PRESSING ENGAGEMENT
WITH THE CHARITY GUILD?
COME ON.
THOSE WOMEN CAN LUNCH ALONE,
CARLY.
CARLY: YES, BUT MY MOTHER
CAN'T WAIT.
SHE'S PLANNING A WEDDING,
WHICH I TOLD YOU, AND SHE'S
COUNTING ON ME TO HELP HER OUT,
SO --
A.J.: I THINK BOBBIE WILL
UNDERSTAND.
CARLY: WELL, I DON'T
UNDERSTAND.
YOU KNOW, I HAVE A LIFE.
I HAVE ENGAGEMENTS AND PROJECTS
AND THINGS THAT I'M INVOLVED
IN THAT MEAN THINGS TO ME,
AND --
A.J.: MM-HMM.
AND I THINK OUR MARRIAGE SHOULD
BE AT THE TOP OF THE LIST.
AND I DON'T THINK IT IS.
CARLY: WHY?
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T JUST SNAP
YOUR FINGERS AND I FREEZE
IN MY TRACKS?
A.J.: CARLY, YOU CAN'T EVEN
PENCIL ME IN TO YOUR BED
FOR A NIGHT.
AND THAT HAS TO CHANGE.
CARLY: OH, THAT'S NICE.
THAT'S GOOD, A.J.
THAT'S ROMANTIC.
WHY DON'T YOU MAKE SOME MORE
DEMANDS.
A.J.: A SPA IS ROMANTIC.
CARLY: WELL, I JUST TOLD
YOU WHY I CAN'T GO.
A.J.: WELL, YOU HAVE
AN ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING,
CARLY, AND THAT WORKS UP
TO A POINT.
LOOK, I DIDN'T MARRY
YOU AS A SOCIAL CONVENIENCE,
AND I HOPE THAT'S NOT WHAT
YOU HAD IN MIND.

SONNY: YOU'RE RUNNING SCARED.
BUT NOT FROM MY BUSINESS.
YOU'RE RUNNING AWAY OM ME.
NOT FROM MY BODYGUARDS OR,
YOU KNOW, THE LAW ON MY BACK
OR MY ENEMY.
THAT IS --
IT'S AN EXCUSE.
YOU'RE AFRAID OF SOMETHING
YOU SEE IN MY EYES.
HANNAH: WHAT I SEE,
WHAT I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE IS
A GOOD, DECENT MAN WHO --
SONNY: WHO THREW YOUR EX
THROUGH A PLATE GLASS WINDOW?
HANNAH: NO.
I GOT OVER THAT.
SONNY: IS THAT WHAT THIS IS
ABOUT -- YOUR EX?
HE WORE YOU DOWN, SO NOW
YOU THINK YOU CAN GIVE HIM
ANOTHER CHANCE?
HANNAH: NO.
THAT MAN MEANS LESS THAN NOTHING
TO ME.
SONNY: HE HURT YOU, SO NOW,
YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE
HURT.
AND I'M NOT A SAFE BET.
IS THAT IT?
HANNAH: SAFE AND LOVE DON'T
GO TOGETHER.
SONNY: I'VE PUSHED YOU WAY
TOO MANY TIMES, SO YOU DON'T
TRUST ME.
YOU CAN'T.
HANNAH: I TRUST YOU, SONNY.
YOU'RE NOT THE PROBLEM.
THE PROBLEM, I'M TELLING YOU,
IS ME.
SONNY: I DON'T MAKE MANY
PROMISES.
BUT I PROMISE I WON'T HURT YOU,
HANNAH.
HANNAH: I KNOW.
I BELIEVE YOU.
BUT I STILL HAVE TO GO.
SONNY: YOU DON'T WANT TO GO.
COME ON.
HANNAH: I HAVE NO CHOICE.
SONNY: CAN'T YOU JUST GIVE IT
TIME?
HANNAH: I'M OUT OF TIME.
ONE MORE NIGHT WITH YOU,
AND I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE.
SONNY: COME HERE.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO.
COME ON.
HANNAH: SONNY, PLEASE.
HANNAH: I LOVE YOU.
THAT'S THE TRUTH.
HANNAH: WHATEVER
YOU BELIEVE --
WHATEVER I DID OR WHATEVER
I SAID, THE LOVE -- HEY -- THAT
PART IS REAL.

NED: ARE YOU STAYING
AT THE SUITE?
CHLOE: GATEHOUSE, I THINK,
MOST OF THE TIME.
NED: HMM.
TO BE CLOSE TO THE FAMILY?
CHLOE: STAY OUT OF THE WAY.
NED: OF JAX AND HIS WIFE?
CHLOE: THAT IS NOT WHAT
I MEANT.
JAX JUST SEEMS TO HAVE A LOT
ON HIS MIND.
NED: OH.
SUCH AS?
CHLOE: I DON'T KNOW.
BUSINESS, I HOPE.
NED: BUT DEEP DOWN, THERE IS
THIS NAGGING SUSPICION.
CHLOE: ALEXIS IS
AN EXCEPTIONAL WOMAN,
AND SHE AND JAX ARE SPENDING
A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER,
DAY AND NIGHT.
IT WOULD BE STRANGE IF THEY WERE
NOT ATTRACTED.
NED: BUT WHAT COULD ALEXIS
SEE IN HIM?
ALL RIGHT, DON'T ANSWER THAT.
CHLOE: THIS IS GALLOPING
PARANOIA.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO BEEN
TOGETHER?
WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME OUT
AND ASK HER.
NED: OH, RIGHT.
"HONEY, ARE YOU FALLING IN LOVE
WITH YOUR HUSBAND?
BECAUSE YOU SEE, THAT'S NOT PART
OF THE PLAN.
YOU'RE MINE, AND MY WIFE BELONGS
WITH JAX.
IT'S ALL WRITTEN DOWN
IN AN INVISIBLE AGREEMENT."
CHLOE: CAN YOU JUST ASK
HER IF MAYBE SHE'S FINDING IT
DIFFICULT TO --
[DOORBELL RINGS]
NED: TO REMEMBER WHO
SHE LOVES?
JAX: HEY.
REGINALD FINALLY BOLTED, HUH?
NED: ONLY FROM HIS RATIONAL
MIND.
CHLOE: THERE SHOULD BE TIME
OFF FOR LOVESICKNESS.
ALEXIS: IF THAT WERE
THE CASE, MANY OF US WOULDN'T
GET MUCH WORK DONE.
NED: L&B RECORDS WOULD BE
HISTORY.
ALEXIS: I'M SORRY THAT
I MISSED YOU AT KELLY'S.
IS IT TOO LATE FOR A PROPER
GOOD-BYE?
NED: WELL, BROOKE LYNN'S
UPSTAIRS WITH GRANDMOTHER
AND GRANDFATHER.
ALEXIS: WELL, I'LL WAIT TILL
SHE COMES DOWN.
IN THE MEANTIME, IS
BROOKE LYNN'S FATHER AVAILABLE?
NED: EXCUSE US.
STEP IN HERE.
NED: I WAS AFRAID THAT
I WOULD LEAVE TO NEW YORK BEFORE
I HAD A CHANCE TO TELL YOU --
NED: OK, NOW, LISTEN.
THERE'S ONE THING THAT I HAVE
TO ASK YOU.
ALEXIS: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WHAT WERE YOU JUST SAYING?
JAX: SO FINALLY SOME
BREATHING ROOM.
THREE WHOLE DAYS WITHOUT NED.
CHLOE: I AM PLANNING TO USE
IT WISELY.
STARTING WITH A LONG HORSEBACK
RIDE THROUGH THE WOODS.
JAX: OH.
SYLVAN'S AT YOUR DISPOSAL.
CHLOE: THANK YOU.
I THINK SASHA COULD USE
A WORKOUT, TOO.
AND DEPENDING ON THE WEATHER,
I MIGHT GET STRANDED.
JAX: STRANDED?
CHLOE: MM-HMM.
JAX: I'LL HAVE TO JOIN YOU.
CHLOE: THAT'S THE GENERAL
IDEA.
JAX: I HAVE A BUSINESS
PROBLEM THAT NEEDS MY ATTENTION.
CHLOE: ANOTHER TIME, THEN.

NIKOLAS: SHOULDN'T WE BE
MAKING LISTS?
I MEAN, AREN'T WEDDINGS
A HEADACHE TO PLAN?
KATHERINE: NOT WHEN THEY'RE
HELD AT THE COUNTY COURTHOUSE.
NIKOLAS: NO MARRIAGE
FACTORIES.
KATHERINE: INCLUDING
LAS VEGAS?
NIKOLAS: WHEN OUR CHILD WANTS
TO SEE WEDDING PICTURES,
WHAT WILL WE HAVE TO SHOW?
A POLAROID IN AN ELVIS CHAPEL?
NO.
THE WEDDING CEREMONY WILL BE
HELD AT WYNDEMERE.
KATHERINE: STEFAN WOULD NEVER
ALLOW THAT.
AND FOR THAT MATTER, WHO WOULD
COME?
NIKOLAS: MY MOTHER.
MY SISTER.
MY FATHER.
HE WON'T BE THRILLED, BUT HE'LL
GET ALONG.
FAMILY IS THE RULING CONCEPT
IN STEFAN'S SCHEME OF THE WORLD.
THIS CHILD OF OURS IS
A CASSADINE, AND IN A FEW
WEEKS --
KATHERINE: WEEKS?
NIKOLAS: IS THERE A REASON
TO WAIT?
KATHERINE: WHEN YOU MAKE UP
YOUR MIND, YOU'RE COMMITTED.
I LOVE THAT QUALITY.
YOU'LL MAKE A WONDERFUL FATHER.
NIKOLAS: I'M GOING TO DO
MY BEST.
I'LL CALL YOU LATER, OK?
KATHERINE: ABSOLUTELY.
ALLOW ME.
NIKOLAS: SEE YOU.
KATHERINE: HMM.
WELL.
IT'S A GOOD THING IT'S
A FICTIONAL BABY, SO HE WON'T BE
HARMED WHEN I HAVE A WELL-EARNED
TOAST.
KATHERINE: GOOD WORK,
KATHERINE.
THIS MAY BE YOUR FINEST HOUR.

ELIZABETH: CAN'T YOU GET
NIKOLAS TO RETHINK THIS?
LAURA: I WOULD LOVE TO TAKE
HIM BY THE SHOULDERS
AND SHAKE HIM.
BUT IF I DID, IT WOULD JUST MAKE
HIM SHUT DOWN AND USH ME AWAY,
WHICH IS PROBABLY EXACTLY WHAT
KATHERINE WANTS -- TO CUT HIM
OFF FROM EVERYONE HE TRUSTS.
ELIZABETH: I KN@W.
THAT'S HER GAME PLAN.
BUT I STILL STEPPED RIGHT
INTO HER TRAP.
OH, GOD.
SHE MUST HAVE FELT POWERFUL WHEN
I WALKED IN ON THEM.
OH, I'M SORRY.
I KNOW IT'S TOTALLY GROSS.
KATHERINE SET UP THIS PHONY
LUNCH, AND IT WORKED OUT SO THAT
I'D FIND THEM, YOU KNOW,
LIKE THAT.
LAURA: PERFECTLY TIMED.
ELIZABETH: YEAH, IN MORE WAYS
THAN ONE.
AND THAT'S WHEN SHE SUPPOSEDLY
GOT PREGNANT.
LAURA: SUPPOSEDLY?
ELIZABETH: IT'S PRETTY
CONVENIENT, DON'T YOU THINK?
THE LAST TIME THEY WERE
TOGETHER, AND A FEW WEEKS LATER
SHE'S PREGNANT?
LAURA: HMM.
SO YOU DON'T THINK SHE IS?
ELIZABETH: WELL, EVEN NIKOLAS
WAS SUSPICIOUS AT FIRST.
BUT WHO WOULD BE DUMB ENOUGH
TO FAKE A PREGNANCY?
WELL, SOONER OR LATER,
EVERYONE'S GOING TO KNOW.
LAURA: IT'S THE OLDEST TRICK
IN THE BOOK.
AN HONORABLE MAN TRICKED
INTO MARRIAGE FOR A BABY THAT
DOESN'T EXIST.
ELIZABETH: IN THIS DAY
AND AGE, WITH ALL THE SONOGRAMS
AND STUFF?
LAURA: ALL RIGHT.
I'LL ADMIT THAT IT'S A LITTLE
OUTRAGEOUS, BUT STILL --
ELIZABETH: YEAH, BUT THAT'S
KATHERINE.
SUBTLETY IS NOT HER STYLE.
I HAVE NEVER KNOWN ANYONE
SO OBVIOUS THAT GETS AWAY
WITH SO MUCH.
LAURA: OH, SHE HASN'T GOTTEN
AWAY WITH ANYTHING YET.
ELIZABETH: WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO?
LAURA: IF SHE'S LYING, I WILL
DEAL WITH HER.
I PROMISE YOU THAT.

JOHNNY: MRS. QUARTER--
CARLY TO SEE YOU.
WHAT SHOULD I TELL HER?
SONNY: OK.
MAKE IT BRIEF, WRITE IT DOWN,
OR GIVE JASON THE MESSAGE
YOURSELF.
CARLY: ACTUALLY, THIS MESSAGE
IS FOR YOU, SONNY.
YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS TAKING
YOU FOR A RIDE, AND THIS IS NOT
JUST MY OPINION.
I HAVE ACTUAL PROOF.

SONNY: YOUR PROOF --
LET'S SEE IT.
CARLY: I CAUGHT HER --
SONNY: UH-HUH.
CARLY: IN AN ALLEY
WITH HER SO-CALLED EX GOING
HEAD-TO-HEAD.
SONNY: HANNAH TOLD ME.
CARLY: SHE TOLD YOU WHAT,
EXACTLY?
THAT IT WAS ALL COMPLETELY
INNOCENT?
HEY, I'M HERE TO TELL
YOU SHE LIED.
SHE WAS TOTALLY INTENSE
WITH THIS GUY.
SONNY, WHATEVER SHE GAVE
YOU AS A COVER STORY, IT MUST
HAVE TAKEN HER A WHILE TO COME
UP WITH IT BECAUSE I'LL TELL
YOU, WHEN I ASKED HER, SHE WAS
FRESH OUT OF EXCUSES.
SONNY: WHAT WERE THEY DOING,
CARLY?
CARLY: THEY WERE HAVING
A HEART-TO-HEART.
SONNY: WHAT WERE THEY SAYING?
CARLY: I COULDN'T MAKE IT
OUT, BUT --
SONNY: HMM.
CARLY: IT WAS PERSONAL.
IT WAS PERSONAL TO THE POINT
OF BEING INTIMATE, AND
SHE FREAKED WHEN SHE SAW ME.
SONNY: IS THAT IT?
CARLY: I SEARCHED HER ROOM.
SONNY: AND HOW DID YOU WORK
THAT OUT, CARLY?
CARLY: I LET MYSELF
IN WITH A KEY.
SONNY: OH, I'M SURE YOU DID.
CARLY: BUT YOU KNOW WHAT
SHE KEEPS IN HER DESK DRAWER?
SONNY: HUH?
CARLY: A 9 MILLIMETER.
SONNY: AH.
CARLY: SHE'S GOT A LOCKBOX
IN HER CLOSET -- YOU KNOW,
ONE OF THOSE STEEL BOXES
YOU NEED A KEY TO GET INSIDE,
WHICH I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO PICK
THE LOCK, BUT I'M SURE WHATEVER
YOU NEED IS IN THERE.
SONNY: WHAT I NEED?
CARLY: YEAH.
YOU KNOW, LETTERS OR WHATEVER.
PROOF THAT SHE'S JERKING
YOU AROUND.
IF YOU WANT ME TO GO GET IT --
SONNY: NO.
NO, I DON'T.
IS THAT IT?
CARLY: I JUST THOUGHT YOU HAD
A RIGHT TO KNOW THE TRUTH,
THAT'S ALL.
SONNY: IN EXCHANGE FOR WHAT?
A PERSONAL THANKS FOR STALKING
MY LADY, INVADING HER PRIVACY?
HOW DO I SHOW MY APPRECIATION?
WHAT KIND OF A PAYBACK DO
YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GET?

HANNAH: THIS IS AGENT SCOTT.
CLEARANCE CODE TCR-6110.
I NEED A MEETING -- NOW.

ALEXIS: I'M REALLY VERY GLAD
THAT YOU EXPLAINED THAT.
NED: ALL WITHOUT WORDS.
ALEXIS: WORDS ARE OVERRATED.
NED: I LOVE YOU.
ALEXIS: I LOVE YOU, TOO.
JAX: I HEAR ROLLING THUNDER
IN THE DISTANCE.
EDWARD IS ON HIS WAY.
NED: LET'S GO.
EDWARD: WHERE THE DEUCE IS
REGINALD?
AND WHAT THE DEVIL ARE
THEY DOING HERE?
JAX: I'M FILLING
IN FOR REGINALD.
WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO CARRY
YOUR BAGS, MISS?
CHLOE: HER BAGS ARE
IN THE CAR.
ALEXIS: IT WAS REALLY VERY
NICE MEETING YOU, BROOKE LYNN.
WE JUST WANTED TO SAY GOOD-BYE.
NED: OK.
WE'D BETTER GET GOING.
EDWARD: UH-UH.
JUST ONE BLASTED MINUTE.
NOW, LOOK, SWEETHEART, WE HAVE
BARELY SCRATCHED THE SURFACE
LOOKING AT ALL THOSE HOME MOVIES
UP THERE.
THERE'S ONE WHEN YOUR DADDY WAS
A LITTLE BOY AND HE'S TRYING
TO PLAY TENNIS AND HE DOES IT
JUST LIKE SWATTING A FLY.
YOU CAN SEE IT WHEN YOU COME
BACK BECAUSE YOUR
GREAT-GRANDMOTHER AND I CAN
HARDLY WAIT TO SHOW THEM TO YOU,
OK?
COULD I HAVE A HUG?
WHY IS EVERYONE FROZEN?
ISN'T THERE A FLIGHT TO CATCH?
COME ON.
HERE WE GO.
GOOD-BYE.
CHLOE: COME ON.
NED: BYE, EVERYBODY.
EDWARD: BYE, BROOKE LYNN.
JAX: SEE YOU LATER.
NED: BYE.
ALEXIS: BYE, BROOKE LYNN.
EDWARD: WELL, DON'T YOU TWO
HAVE FAMILIES OF YOUR OWN
TO INTRUDE ON, OR DID YOU JUST
STOP BY TO SELL ME YOUR SHARES?
JAX: YEAH.
WE'RE LEAVING.
EDWARD: FINE.
DON'T LET ME KEEP YOU.
ALEXIS: OH.
MONICA: OH, HI.
JAX: HI, ALAN.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
ALAN: HELLO.
EDWARD: YOU DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR MORE PLEASANTRIES.
COME ON.
NOW, WE HAVE SOMETHING VERY
SERIOUS TO DISCUSS, AND I CALLED
YOU HERE FOR A REASON.
MONICA: WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY?
EDWARD: IF YOU WERE A BETTER
PARENT, YOU WOULD KNOW.
EMILY, COME DOWN HERE, PLEASE.
ALAN: DID SOMETHING HAPPEN?
EDWARD: YES.
EMILY?
EMILY: WHAT'S WRONG?
EDWARD: THAT'S JUST WHAT
YOUR PARENTS ASKED.
DO YOU WANT TO TELL THEM,
OR SHALL I?

EMILY: I'M SORRY,
GRANDFATHER.
WHAT?
EDWARD: LOOK.
THE CURTAIN DESCENDS, AND IT
DOESN'T EVEN MATTER.
YOU ARE CONTENT TO BASK
IN DENIAL.
NO WONDER OUR FAMILY IS
IN TATTERS.
MONICA: SINCE WHEN?
EDWARD: SINCE YOUR PARENTING
YIELDED ONE ALCOHOLIC AND ONE
CONFIRMED MISFIT.
ALAN: FOR GOD'S SAKE,
FATHER, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
EDWARD: THE PROBLEM IS
THE DISSOLUTION OF FAMILY TIES.
DID YOU KNOW THAT THAT LITTLE
BROOKE LYNN IS A VIRTUAL
STRANGER IN THIS HOUSE?
AND EMILY IS WELL ON HER WAY.
LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.
YOU SEE THE ALIENATION THERE?
EMILY: I'M NOT ALIENATED.
WELL, MAYBE I AM, BUT --
EDWARD: YOUR DAUGHTER IS
SUFFERING.
SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO
ABOUT IT?
MONICA: IT'LL PASS.
EDWARD: OH, SURE, IT'LL PASS.
JUST LIKE JASON'S WALK
ON THE WILD SIDE.
A.J.: OH.
WHAT'S JASON DONE NOW?
EDWARD: IT'S TOO LATE
TO WORRY ABOUT JASON.
BUT EMILY WE CAN SAVE.
A.J.: SAVE FROM WHAT?
EDWARD: OH, OM ENNUI,
FROM EMOTIONAL ESTRANGEMENT,
ABJECT MISERY, TO NAME A FEW.
EMILY: I'M NOT MISERABLE,
GRANDFATHER.
EDWARD and MONICA: YES,
YOU ARE.
A.J.: WAIT A MINUTE.
FOR THIS YOU CALLED ME HOME?
SHE'S A TEENAGER.
BEING MISERABLE IS PART
OF THE JOB.
EDWARD: WHERE DID YOU LEARN
THAT?
FROM YOUR PARENTS?
HE IS QUITE A TESTAMENT
TO YOUR NURTURING SKILLS.
ALAN: YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T HAVE
THAT NICE A CHILDHOOD.
MONICA: DON'T YOU LECTURE ME
ON NURTURING.
[ALL YELLING AT ONCE]
[DOORBELL RINGS]
EDWARD: REGINALD!
ALAN: REGINALD IS NOT
AVAILABLE.
EDWARD: WHY SHOULD THE BUTLER
BE ANY MORE RESPONSIBLE THAN
ANYONE ELSE IN THIS FAMILY?
WELCOME BACK.
WILL YOU BE STAYING LONG, OR ARE
YOU JUST WAFTING THROUGH?
A.J.: LETICIA.
MONICA: AT LAST.
EDWARD: NOW CAN YOU BE
NORMAL?

FELICIA: OK.
I'VE GOT MY LAPTOP AND THE WARM
CLOTHES IN THE LOCKER.
LUKE: OK.
AND YOU PUT ALL THE DOCUMENTS,
I HOPE, WITH YOUR NAME,
FELICIA JONES.
FELICIA: YES, I DID.
LUKE: ALL RIGHT.
HERE'S YOUR PASSPORT
AND YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE
AND YOUR LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP
TO THE BIRD LOVERS OF THE WORLD.
FELICIA: BIRD LOVERS
OF THE WORLD.
LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP.
LUKE: YEAH.
FELICIA: UH-HUH.
"ORPHEY GOODLOVE."
IT SOUNDS LIKE A LAP DANCER
OR A LOTION FOR SAGGY SKIN
OR SOMETHING, DOESN'T IT?
LUKE: BOTH ARE VERY WORTHY
THINGS TO BE.
OH, AND I'M PROUD TO BE
YOUR HUSBAND.
FELICIA: OH, HIRAM.
YOU ARE INSANE.
P.A. ANNOUNCER: LAST CALL
FOR FLIGHT 704 TO EL PASO.
LUKE: THAT'S US.
FELICIA: THAT'S US.
LUKE: THIS IS YOUR LAST
CHANCE TO BAIL, ORPH.
FELICIA: I'M IN, HIRAM.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]
KATHERINE: JUST A MINUTE.
AHEM.
KATHERINE: THIS IS A BAD
TIME.
LAURA: YES, IT REALLY IS,
ISN'T IT?
BUT THAT'S ALL ABOUT TO CHANGE.
KATHERINE: WHAT'S THIS ABOUT?
LAURA: YOUR BABY.
KATHERINE: OH, YOUR
GRANDCHILD.
LAURA: THERE IS NO CHILD,
IS THERE?

LARKIN: WHAT'S SO URGENT,
AGENT SCOTT?
HANNAH: THERE HAS BEEN
A MAJOR DEVELOPMENT
IN THE CORINTHOS CASE.

CARLY: HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M SORRY.
I JUST SORT OF THOUGHT WE WERE
AT A PLACE WHERE --
SONNY: WHERE YOU SCREW UP
MY LIFE?
CARLY: I'M NOT --
SONNY: TERRORIZE
MY GIRLFRIEND?
BLACKMAIL HER INTO LEAVING ME?
CARLY: HANNAH LEFT?
SONNY: THAT'S WHAT
YOU WANTED, RIGHT?
CARLY: NO.
I WANTED YOU TO LEAVE HER.
SONNY: YOU'RE A --
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A SICK TRAMP.
CARLY: I'M SICK?
SONNY: YES!
CARLY: I'M SICK?
SONNY: YES.
CARLY: I'M NOT THE ONE WHO'S
LYING TO YOU, MAN.
I'M NOT THE ONE SCREWING
SOMEBODY BEHIND YOUR BACK.
I'M NOT MAKING A FOOL OUT
OF YOU.
SONNY: YOU KNOW WHAT?
SHUT UP NOW!
CARLY: LET ME GO!
SONNY: NO!
I'M NOT LETTING YOU GO.
CARLY: DON'T BLAME
THE MESSENGER, SONNY.
JASON: SONNY, BACK OFF!
SONNY: HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!

>> STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM
THE NEXT "GENERAL HOSPITAL."

>> ON THE NEXT
"GENERAL HOSPITAL" --

NIKOLAS: KATHERINE HAS
ACCEPTED MY PROPOSAL
OF MARRIAGE.

LAURA: I'M NOT GOING TO STAND
BY AND WATCH KATHERINE BELL RUIN
MY SON'S LIFE.

LARKIN: DON'T KEEP ME
IN SUSPENSE.
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

SONNY: I'M TELLING YOU WHAT
I WANT.
JASON: YOU RUN THIS BUSINESS.
YOU DON'T RUN THE WORLD.

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