General Hospital Transcript Thursday 9/2/99

Provided by Laura

JAX: "THE PARTY OF THE FIRST
PART WILL PAY FOR THE PARTY
OF THE SECOND PART TO ATTEND
THE PARTY OF THE PARTY
OF THE THIRD PART" --
ALEXIS: NOW YOU MADE ME LOSE
COUNT OF ALL MY PARTIES
AND PARTS.
JAX: HMM.
ALEXIS: YOU'RE EARLY.
I LOVE A MAN WHO CAN'T WAIT
TO SEE ME.
JAX: WELL, YOUR MESSAGE
SOUNDED LIKE AN S.O.S.
ALEXIS: I'M HAVING A CRISIS.
YOU KNOW THAT I'M CRAZY ABOUT
YOU, RIGHT?
JAX: YEAH.
WELL, YOU KNOW, ANY WOMAN
IN HER RIGHT MIND WOULD BE.
ALEXIS: I WOULD LIE DOWN
ON A RAILROAD TRACK IF ANYONE
EVER TRIED TO TOUCH A SINGLE
TOUSLED HAIR ON YOUR HEAD.
JAX: ARE YOU SAYING MY HAIR
IS MESSED UP?
ALEXIS: NO.
I'M SAYING THAT I NEED TO SPEND
A FEW NIGHTS WITH NED OR I WILL
COME COMPLETELY UNSTRUNG.
JAX: OH. IS THAT ALL?
ALEXIS: DON'T MAKE THAT SOUND
MINOR.
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ME UNSTRUNG.
IT'S NOT PRETTY.
WHO DREAMED THAT WE WOULD BE
CARRYING ON THIS FRENCH FARCE
FOR THIS LONG?
WHO THOUGHT THAT GERTRUDE WOULD
HAVE THIS KIND OF STAYING POWER?
AND WHO THOUGHT THAT EDWARD
WOULD EGG HER ON, KEEPING US ALL
UNDER THIS MICROSCOPE?
JAX: MAY I POINT OUT
THE OPPORTUNITY FOR ME HAS JUST
ARISEN TO SAY I TOLD ALL
OF YOU AT THE START THAT THIS
WOULD BE AN ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE.
BUT DO YOU HEAR ME SAYING IT?
NO.
NO.
BECAUSE I'M TOO MUCH
OF A GENTLEMAN TO STOOP
TO "AND I TOLD YOU SO."
ALEXIS: I'M LEAVING TONIGHT
FOR A WEEKEND WITH NED,
AND, PARAGON THAT YOU ARE, I AM
COUNTING ON U TO COME UP
WITH A PLAUSIBLE COVER STORY
FOR ALL OF THIS.
YOU WILL, WON'T YOU?
JAX: OH, ABSOLUTELY.
I CONSIDER IT MY DUTY TO MAKE
ALL MY WIFE'S DREAMS COME TRUE.
EVEN WHEN SHE'S DREAMING
OF A SOMEWHAT INFERIOR MAN.

NED: WHAT YEAR IS
THE CHAMPAGNE?
GOOD, GOOD.
AND WHAT ABOUT THE ROSES?
GREAT.
AND THE -- OTHER ITEM?
NO, I KNOW THAT I DID REQUEST
A PRIVATE COTTAGE FOR MY WIFE
AND MYSELF, BUT I MEANT THE
OTHER ITEM.
THERE'S NOTHING IN THE
RESERVATION NOTES ABOUT
CHOCOLATE-COVERED STRAWBERRIES?
OK, FINE.
WELL, JUST MAKE SURE THAT
THE ROOM SERVICE IS AWARE.
GREAT.
THANK YOU.
I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART
OF THIS IS?
THE BEST PART IS THERE AREN'T
VERY MANY WOMEN OUT THERE WHO
ACTUALLY ENCOURAGE THEIR
PHILANDERING HUSBANDS TO BE EVEN
MORE PHILANDERING.
AND THE NEXT BEST PART IS
GETTING TO SEE ALEXIS
AS A BLOND.
CHLOE: MM-HMM.
NED: NOW, IS THIS IS A SEXY
WIG?
I MEAN, I KNOW THE HAIR IS
SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE YOURS
AND EVERYTHING, BUT LET'S BE
HONEST.
SOMETIMES YOUR HAIR LOOKS SEXY
AND SOMETIMES IT JUST LOOKS
BLOND -- I MEAN, NO OFFENSE.
CHLOE: WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU DO
WITH THEM?
NED: EXCUSE ME?
CHLOE: THE CHOCOLATE-COVERED
STRAWBERRIES.
DO YOU ROLL IN THEM?
DO YOU BOB FOR THEM LIKE APPLES?
IT'S OK.
I'M A MARRIED WOMAN.
NED: "BOB FOR THEM LIKE
APPLES."
THANK YOU.
CHLOE: WHAT ARE SPOUSES FOR?

BENNY: THERE'S NOBODY
ON THE DOOR.
JASON: YEAH.
JOHNNY'S WITH SONNY.
HE HAD SOMETHING TO TAKE CARE
OF.
BUT WE CAN GO AHEAD AND GET
STARTED.
HE COULD BE BACK ANYTIME.
BENNY: "HE COULD BE--
HE'S THE ONE WHO ASKED FOR THIS
MEETING, AND NOW HE'S NOT GOING
TO EVEN SHOW UP?
JASON: YOU GOT A PROBLEM
DEALING WITH ME, BENNY?
BENNY: NO.
I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM DEALING
WITH YOU.
IN FACT, WHATEVER YOU SAY,
I KNOW I CAN RELY ON.
AND -- AND IT MAKES SENSE.
BUT THAT'S A LOT MORE THAN HAS
BEEN SAID IN THIS PENTHOUSE
LATELY, AND YOU KNOW THAT THAT'S
THE TRUTH.
HOW BLIND DO YOU WANT ME
TO PRETEND TO BE, JASON?
OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING IS
INTERFERING WITH SONNY'S FOCUS.
I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA
OF WHAT IT IS.
HAVEN'T YOU?

GARY: YOU DON'T GET TO CALL
THE SHOTS, HANNAH.
WHY ISN'T THATINKING IN?
HANNAH: SONNY, MY GOD!
SONNY.
SONNY: COME ON.
COME ON!
HANNAH: SONNY, STOP!
SONNY: GET UP, MAN!
HANNAH: SONNY, YOU'RE GOING
TO KILL HIM!
SONNY: GET UP!
HANNAH: SONNY --
STOP IT!
SONNY: GET UP!
GET UP!
TAMMY: SONNY -- ENOUGH!
SONNY: GET UP --
TAMMY: SONNY -- ENOUGH!
SONNY: COME ON!
COME ON!
TAMMY: ENOUGH, SONNY.
SONNY: I GET THIS CHOKING
FEELING.
IT'S LIKE YOU EVER HAD TO WATCH
SOMEBODY -- JUST WATCH OR HEAR
SOMEBODY COMPLETELY UNABLE
TO DEFEND HERSELF AND
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT
IT BECAUSE, YOU KNOW --
HANNAH: BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO
YOUNG?
SONNY: THAT OR
YOU'RE IN THE DARK.
YOU CAN'T GET OUT.
YOU CAN ONLY HEAR, YOU KNOW?
HEAR THE SOUND A BRUISE MAKES
BEFORE IT'S A BRUISE?
BUT GOD DOESN'T HEAR IT
BECAUSE IF GOD DID HEAR --
HANNAH: SONNY.

CARLY: SONNY?
HEY, JOHNNY.
HEY.
YOU BUSY?
SONNY: AS OPPOSED TO?
CARLY: DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE?
SONNY: WHAT?
CARLY: JEEZ, AREN'T
YOU MR. AGREEABLE TODAY.
I DON'T KNOW.
WERE YOU EVER PLANNING
ON CALLING ME?
SONNY: WAS I PLANNING
ON CALLING YOU?
YEAH --
WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER.
AND WE'RE THE LAST TWO PEOPLE
LEFT AND YOU GET THE LAST CRUMB
OF BREAD, THAT'S WHEN I WAS
PLANNING TO CALL.
CARLY: I SEE.
SO WHAT, YOU DIDN'T --
YOU DIDN'T GET MY MESSAGES?
I MUST HAVE CALLED YOU 10 TIMES
FROM HAWAII.
SONNY: DID I GET
YOUR MESSAGES?
YEAH.
DID I GET YOUR MESSAGES?
NO.
CARLY: ALL I WAS ASKING WAS
WHETHER JASON SEEMED OK.
OR IS THAT
TOO COMPLICATED?
SONNY: WHY WOULDN'T HE BE?
HE MADE THE DECISION TO WASH
HIS HANDS OF YOU.
AND WHILE YOU WERE OUT OF TOWN,
YOU KNOW, HE'D BE JUMPING
FOR JOY.
CARLY: I GET IT, OK?
I KNOW THAT HE CAN DO JUST FE
WITHOUT ME.
AT LEAST HE THINKS HE CAN,
SO FINE.
MICHAEL'S A DIFFERENT STORY,
AND YOU KNOW IT.
THIS HAS GOT TO BE KILLING HIM.
SONNY: SO, WHAT, YOU WANT
TO HEAR JASON'S BEEN CRYING
HIMSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT?
WHERE DO YOU GET THE IDEA THAT
I'M GOING TO BE YOUR SOURCE
OF INFORMATION ABOUT MY BEST
FRIEND ANYWAY?
WHERE DO YOU GET THE IDEA THAT
I'M GOING TO BE REPORTING BACK
TO YOU ABOUT ANYTHING,
INCLUDING THE WEATHER?
CARLY: WHERE DO I GET
THE IDEA THAT I MIGHT REASONABLY
EXPECT YOU TO RETURN
MY PHONE CALL?
JEEZ, I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE THE SAME PLACE I GOT
THE IDEA THAT MAYBE YOU'RE NOT
A COMPLETE WASTE OF A GOOD
WARDROBE.
OR ARE YOU TRYING TO PRETEND
LIKE THAT TIME WE SPENT TOGETHER
NEVER HAPPENED?

SONNY: SO THIS IS HOW IT'S
GOING TO BE?
I'M GOING TO BE WALKING DOWN
THE STREET, EATING A SANDWICH,
OR GETTING MY HAIR CUT, AND ALL
OF A SUDDEN THIS LONG,
STRINGY ARM IS GOING TO REACH
OUT AND GRAB ME BY THE LAPELS
AND SAY, "HEY, REMEMBER ME?
YOU OWE ME FOR LIFE."
CARLY: LOOK, DO YOU THINK
JASON'S BETTER OFF IF I STAY
AWAY FROM HIM?
YEAH.
SO WHY WON'T YOU HELP ME OUT?
WHY DON'T YOU HELP ME DO
THE RIGHT THING SO I CAN STAY
AWAY?
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THE RIGHT
THING IS NOT EASY TO DO WHEN
YOU'RE NATURALLY SELFISH,
WHICH, UNLIKE YOU, I'M PERFECTLY
WILLING TO ADMIT THAT I AM.
I INTERRUPTED SOMETHING,
YOU KNOW -- HIS PEACE,
HIS QUIET, WHATEVER.
CAME STRAGGLING IN THERE OUT
OF THE RAIN NINE MONTHS
PREGNANT.
I WAS INTERRUPTING SOMETHING
THAT NIGHT.
OF COURSE, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT
IT WAS, AND THAT SOUNDS JUST
LIKE ME, DOESN'T IT?
I GUESS IT WAS JASON'S LIFE.
IT JUST -- IT LOOKED LIKE A BIG,
DARK, EMPTY PENTHOUSE.
ANYWAY,
YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT THERE
IS NOTHING -- NOT ME,
NOT ROBIN, AND NOT EVEN YOU,
MY FRIEND -- THAT JASON'S EVER
LOVED MORE THAN HE LOVES MY SON.
YOU KNOW?
SO IN BETWEEN MAXING OUT
MY CREDIT CARDS AND PICKING OUT
FLASHY DRESSES WITH MY HILLBILLY
BAD TASTE, I JUST -- I JUST
THOUGHT I'D CHECK AND MAKE SURE,
YOU KNOW, HE'S STILL BREATHING.
MANAGING TO EAT AND WALK AROUND
AFTER HAVING HIS HEART RIPPED
OUT.
THAT'S ALL.
SONNY: JASON SEEMS OK.
DOES HE MISS HIS KID?
YEAH.
BUT YOU KNOW HIM.
DOESN'T SAY MUCH.
SPENDS A LOT OF TIME
ON HIS MOTORCYCLE.
CARLY: WAS THAT SO TOUGH?
THREE, FOUR LINES TOPS.
YOU COULD HAVE CALLED ME
IN HAWAII TO TELL ME THAT.
SONNY: CALL SOME PAY PHONE
OUTSIDE YOUR HOTEL BETWEEN
THE HOURS OF 1:00 AND 1:30?
I DON'T THINK SO.
BESIDES, WHILE YOU WERE AWAY
WITH MICHAEL ON YOUR HONEYMOON
WITH A.J., I WAS AWAY MYSELF.
CARLY: OH, YEAH?
WHAT, YOU PEOPLE HAVE
CONVENTIONS?
WHERE DO YOU GO, SAN QUENTIN?
SONNY: THAT'S GOOD.
YEAH.
WHAT, YOU DON'T THINK I TAKE
TIME OFF LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE?
CARLY: OH, YOU WENT
TO YOUR ISLAND?
NO, YOU MUST HAVE BECAUSE
YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE PASTE
ANYMORE.
BUT THEN, OF COURSE, I GUESS,
YOU KNOW, A WEEK AWAY
FROM HANNAH THE BANANA WOULD
BRING THE ROSES BACK
INTO ANYBODY'S CHEEKS.
SONNY: YOU CAN STOP RIGHT
THERE.
CARLY: OH, GOD, NO.
DON'T TELL ME.
YOU TOOK HER WITH YOU?
JEEZ.
SEE, BECAUSE I WAS THINKING THAT
YOU WERE LOOKING A LITTLE BIT
MORE HUMAN BECAUSE MAYBE
YOU FINALLY WISED UP AND DUMPED
HER.
SONNY: YOU KNOW WHAT
YOUR PROBLEM IS?
YOU PUSH THINGS.
IT'S GOTTEN YOU IN TROUBLE
BEFORE, AND IT'S GOING TO GET
YOU THERE RIGHT NOW.

JASON: BENNY, YOU'RE WAY OFF
BASE.
SONNY HAS ALWAYS DELEGATED A LOT
TO ME, BUT HE'S AS MUCH
IN CHARGE AS EVER.
BENNY: YEAH.
IN NAME.
BECAUSE YOU'RE COVERING FOR HIM.
AND JUST -- LOOK, CAN'T WE JUST
ADMIT THIS BETWEEN OURSELVES?
IT WAS JUST LIKE AFTER HIS WIFE
DIED.
HE LOCKED HIMSELF IN HERE,
AND YOU WERE THE MOUTHPIECE.
YOU SAID WHATEVER HAD TO BE SAID
FOR HIM, OR SO THE GUYS THOUGHT,
BUT IT WAS PLAIN TO ME THAT
YOU WERE MAKING IT UP
AS YOU WENT ALONG.
YOU WERE RUNNING THE TERRITORY
JUST LIKE YOU ARE NOW.
JASON: YOU'RE GOOD AT READING
SOME SITUATIONS, BUT NOT THIS
ONE.
BENNY: OK.
JASON: I ANSWER TO SONNY
THE SAME AS YOU.
NOW, YOU KNOW, IF WHAT YOU'RE
SAYING IS THAT YOU'RE NO LONGER
HAPPY IN YOUR JOB, I'LL BE SORRY
TO SEE YOU GO, BUT YOU CAN BE
REPLACED.
BENNY: JASON, LOOK --
YOU'RE A VERY TOUGH GUY.
I KNOW THAT.
YOU COULD BREAK MY NECK WITH ONE
HAND IF YOU WANT TO.
BUT YOU'RE NOT INTIMIDATING ME
BECAUSE, UNLIKE SOME OTHERS,
YOU ARE REASONABLE AND YOU ARE
NOT GOING TO GO OFF ON ME
BECAUSE I'M TELLING
YOU THE TRUTH.
AND DON'T GET ME WRONG.
I ADMIRE SONNY.
I THINK THAT THERE IS NOBODY
SHREWDER OR MORE CAPABLE THAN
HE IS WHEN HE'S PAYING
ATTENTION.
BUT HE'S NOT.
WE BOTH KNOW THAT.
NOW, I'M GOING TO ASK
YOU A QUESTION.
FORGET ABOUT ME.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WHEN
HE SLIPS UP BAD?
AND YOU KNOW THAT HE IS GOING
TO.
ARE YOU GOING TO JUST GO
ON BLINDLY FOLLOWING ORDERS,
OR ARE YOU GOING TO DO WHAT
YOU DO BEST, WHICH IS TO TAKE
CHARGE?
AND THREE GUESSES AS TO WHICH
OF YOU THE MEN WILL FOLLOW.
JASON: I'M GOING TO ASSUME
THAT WHAT YOU JUST SAID TO ME IS
SOMETHING YOU WOULD NEVER TELL
ANOTHER SOUL.
AND I'M GOING TO ASSUME YOU CAN
CONTINUE TO FUNCTION
AS THE LOYAL, EFFECTIVE
ACCOUNTANT YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN.
BUT IF I HEAR THAT KIND OF TALK
AGAIN, IF I FIND OUT THE MEN
HAVE BEEN HEARING THIS, I AM
GOING TO COME KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR
AND I'M NOT GOING TO BE
REASONABLE.
ARE WE CLEAR ON THAT?
THEN LET'S GET TO WORK.

CHLOE: ABSOLUTELY NOT.
YOU HAVE PACKING TO DO.
NED: CHLOE, I'M ALREADY
PACKED.
CHLOE: WELL, YOU HAVE
ANTICIPATING TO DO.
I'VE HANDLED MEETINGS LIKE THIS
BY MYSELF DOZENS OF TIMES.
NED: OF COURSE YOU HAVE,
BUT I FEEL REALLY BAD
BECAUSE I COMPLETELY FORGOT
ABOUT THAT MEETING.
CHLOE: NED, IT'S NOT
IMPORTANT.
NED: YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S NOT IMPORTANT THAT I FORGOT
CAUSE THERE'S NO REASON WHY
I CAN'T GO WITH YOU.
ALEXIS HAS TO PUIN A FULL DAY
OF WORK ANYWAY.
SO UNLESS THIS IS YOUR POLITE
WAY OF TELLING ME THAT YOU'D
RATHER I STAY AWAY --
CHLOE: THAT POLITE I AM NOT.
YOU ARE A MASTER NEGOTIATOR.
WHY IN THE WORLD WOULDN'T I WANT
YOU THERE PLAYING BULLDOG WHILE
I SIT BACK AND SMILE AND CALMLY
SAY, "OH, I'M THINKING"?
IN FACT, THIS MARRIAGE IS
WORKING SO WELL, IT'S STARTING
TO SCARE ME.
NED: YES.
A MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL
ARRANGEMENT IS WHAT I HAD
IN MIND ALL ALONG.
DIDN'T I TELL YOU?
CHLOE: BUT IT'S NOT
BENEFICIAL IF SOMEBODY'S GETTING
HURT OR FEELING LEFT OUT.
IT WAS OUR UNDERSTANDING
FROM THE BEGINNING THAT IF THAT
HAPPENED, WE'D CALL IT OFF.
NED: ALEXIS IS NOT FEELING
LEFT OUT.
OK, WELL, MAYBE JUST A LITTLE.
BUT THAT'S WHAT THIS WEEKEND IS
ALL ABOUT.
IT'S ALL THE ANTIDOTE SHE NEEDS.
NOW, WOULD I HAVE KICKED OFF
THIS MARITAL MISHMASH KNOWING
THEN WHAT I KNOW NOW?
PROBABLY NOT.
BUT EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE
JUST FINE ONCE GERTRUDE GIVES UP
AND GOES AWAY.
AND, YOU KNOW, IN A WEIRD WAY,
ALEXIS AND I ARE PROBABLY MORE
SOLID THAN EVER BECAUSE WE DON'T
WASTE TIME ON THE LITTLE STUFF.
I MEAN, WHEN I'M WITH HER, I AM,
LIKE, REALLY WITH HER.
I PAY ATTENTION.
I REALLY LISTEN.
THERE'S NO TIME FOR
NED IMPORTANT GIVING ALL
THE BORING DETAILS OF HIS DAY
AND HOLDING FORTH ON WEIGHTY
MALE OPINIONS.
KIND OF LIKE WHAT I'M DOING
RIGHT NOW.
CHLOE: DON'T YOU DARE BE
SELF-DEPRECATING.
IF I WEREN'T MARRIED TO YOU,
I WOULD CERTAINLY BE HARBORING
A FULL-FLEDGED CRUSH.
NOW, NED, JUST PROMISE ME ONE
THING -- AGAIN.
NED: I PROMISE.
I PROMISE.
IF OUR MARRIAGE COMES BETWEEN
OR GETS IN THE WAY OF ALEXIS
AND ME, I WILL, HOWEVER
REGRETFULLY, QUIT.
I'LL HAVE NO CHOICE.
CHLOE: THAT IS WHAT I WANTED
TO HEAR.
THANK YOU.

JAX: BECAUSE I CAN'T.
BECAUSE I SAID I CAN'T.
ALL RIGHT.
I'M HAVING A MEETING
WITH ASHTON, IF YOU MUST KNOW.
THAT'S MY BUSINESS, JERRY.
YES.
WELL, I'M SURE ALEXIS WOULD
APPRECIATE THE INVITATION,
BUT SHE CAN'T MAKE IT TO DINNER,
EITHER.
BECAUSE SHE'S GOING
TO THE MEETING AS WELL.
YES, YES, FOR LEGAL ADVICE.
YOU KNOW, HAVING AN ATTORNEY
IN THE FAMILY IS AN ADVANTAGE.
SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT
OF IT BEFORE.
JERRY -- GOOD-BYE -- GOOD-BYE,
JERRY.
AH, IT'S INSANE.
I'LL HAVE TO TURN THIS OFF,
OTHERWISE HE'S GOING TO CALL
BACK.
ALEXIS: OF COURSE HE'LL CALL
YOU BACK.
AND IF HE DOESN'T CALL YOU,
YOU'LL CALL HIM.
AND DON'T GET ME WRONG.
I FIND THAT VERY ENDEARING.
I JUST ALSO FIND IT MYSTIFYING,
CONSIDERING THAT YOU TWO SEE
EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME.
JAX: WELL, YOU KNOW,
SOMETIMES HE CALLS ME
FROM THE OTHER ROOM.
IT'S SAFER THAT WAY.
WE CAN'T PUNCH EACH OTHER OVER
THE TELEPHONE.
ALEXIS: YOU AND JERRY HIT
EACH OTHER?
JAX: ONLY WHEN WE STRONGLY
DISAGREE.
ALEXIS: THAT'S BARBARIC.
IN MY FAMILY, WE POISON EACH
OTHER.
JAX: WELL, THERE AREN'T
ENOUGH OF US FOR THAT.
NO, ONE HEATED DIFFERENCE
OF OPINION, AND WE'D GO THE WAY
OF THE DODO BIRD.
ALEXIS: THAT'S TRUE.
THERE ARE ONLY FOUR OF YOU.
SEE, IN MY FAMILY, WE HAVE A LOT
OF COUSINS.
WE'RE EVERYWHERE.
BUT WE CASSADINES DON'T HAVE
A FAMILY LIKE YOU DO.
OURS IS MORE LIKE A LABOR UNION.
OR A COVEN.
JAX: FOUR, HUH?
NO, YOU MISCOUNTED.
ALEXIS: REALLY?
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
JAX: FIVE.
ALEXIS: HMM.
YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES YOU MAKE ME
WISH I WEREN'T IN LOVE
WITH ANOTHER MAN.
JAX: YES, MARRIAGE IS
A BREEZE, ISN'T IT?
IT'S JUST LOVE THAT'S SO DAMN
INCONVENIENT.

BOBBIE: WHAT BUSINESS IS IT
OF YOURS IF HANNAH WAS OUT
OF TOWN FOR A COUPLE DAYS?
CARLY: SO SHE WAS.
BOBBIE: UH -- DIDN'T SAY
THAT.
CARLY: WHY IS IT ALWAYS
YOUR IDEA TO TAKE SOMEBODY
ELSE'S SIDE EXCEPT MINE?
BOBBIE: HONEY, HOW AM
I TAKING SIDES?
SHE'S MY TENANT.
I HAVE A LITTLE RESPECT
FOR HER PRIVACY.
THAT'S ALL.
CARLY: PEOPLE CALL ME A SLUT.
WHAT DOES THAT MAKE HER?
BOBBIE: WHO THINKS YOU'RE
A SLUT?
CARLY: OH, PLEASE, MOTHER.
WHY DON'T YOU ASK FOR A SHOW
OF HANDS.
ANYWAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
IF YOU'VE MANAGED TO STAY
COMPLETELYAIVE ABOUT A CERTAIN
TYPE OF WOMAN, THAT'S FINE.
I'M NOT GOING TO SOUND
THE WAKE-UP CALL.
I'M JUST SAYING, NEXT TIME
YOU SEE HER ANYWHERE NEAR JASON,
YOU LET ME KNOW.
BOBBIE: ONE WOMAN I AM NOT
NAIVE ABOUT IS YOU.
CARLY: OH, GOD.
CAN YOU NOT SEE SHE IS A TOTAL
FAKE, A PHONY FROM HEAD TO TOE.
SHE CAME TO TOWN, HONEY.
SHE NUZZLED UP TO JASON.
OBVIOUSLY HE WAS WAY TOO SMART
FOR HER.
SO, WHAT DID SHE DO?
SHE SET HER SIGHTS ON HIS BEST
FRIEND.
AND WHY NOT?
HE'S SINGLE.
HE'S RICH.
HE'S COMPLETELY INSANE,
WHICH MAKES HIM EASY PICKINGS.
BOBBIE: I SEE.
WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT SCHEME
WORKED OUT REALLY WELL
FOR HANNAH, DIDN'T IT?
SHE'S LIVING UPSTAIRS IN A TINY
LITTLE ROOM.
SHE'S WORKING AT LUKE'S PLACE.
AND SHE GETS TO TAKE THE BUS
ANYPLACE SHE CAN'T WALK.
CARLY: FINE.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO WISE UP
ABOUT HER, OK?
OBVIOUSLY THAT'S A LOST CAUSE.
I'M JUST SAYING, IF YOU SEE
THE SLEAZY LITTLE LEACH ANYWHERE
NEAR JASON, YOU LET ME KNOW.
BOBBIE: AND HOW WOULD THAT
GO?
JASON WALKS IN.
HE ORDERS A CUP OF COFFEE.
HANNAH SAYS HELLO, AND I PICK UP
THE PHONE AND CALL YOU?
DREAM ON, BABE.
CARLY: YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS IS NOT FOR ME, OK?
IT'S FOR JASON.
HE'S GOT NOTHING.
HE'S GOT A STUPID LITTLE
PENTHOUSE ACROSS FROM SONNY
AND HIS MOTORCYCLE.
HE'S LONELY AS HELL.
BOBBIE: WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?
CARLY: OH, THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S REAL SUPPORTIVE.
THAT'S REAL PARENTAL.
I KNOW WHAT I DID TO HIM,
ALL RIGHT?
I JUST FEEL RESPONSIBLE TO MAKE
SURE HE GETS THROUGH IT.
BOBBIE: RIGHT THERE -- THAT'S
YOUR MISTAKE.
LOOK, MAYBE JASON IS MISERABLE
AND MAYBE HE REALLY DOES NEED
SOMEONE TO REACH OUT A HAND
TO HELP HIM.
BUT, HONEY, THAT PERSON CAN'T BE
YOU.
YOUR MISSION IS TO MOVE ON.
CARLY: I KNOW.
I KNOW THAT.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT
AFTER YESTERDAY WHEN YOU TOLD ME
ABOUT ROY?
YOU SAID HE WAS YOUR JASON.
BOBBIE: YEAH. SO?
WHAT ABOUT HIM?
CARLY: SO -- SO, YOU KNOW,
HE'S GONE.
HE DIED HOWEVER MANY YEARS AGO.
BUT WHAT DID YOU SAY?
YOU SAID THAT YOU'VE NEVER
MANAGED TO GET OVER HIM, TO LET
HIM GO AFTER ALL THESE YEARS.
BOBBIE: HONEY, LETTING GO
DOESN'T HAVE TO MEAN FORGETTING.
BUT YOU DO HAVE TO MOVE ON.
THAT'S ONE THING LIFE INSISTS
ON.
JERRY: EXCUSE ME, LADIES.
I HAVE A DATE WITH YOUR MOTHER.
CARLY: DO YOU EVER MANAGE
TO SAY, "HELLO, HOW ARE YOU?"
JERRY: NOT WHEN I'M NOT VERY
INTERESTED IN THE ANSWER.
BOBBIE: JERRY AND I ARE GOING
AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND.
CARLY: DON'T TELL ME.
BOBBIE: WE'RE GOING --
CARLY: NO, YOU SHOULDN'T DO
THAT BECAUSE I MIGHT GET CRAZY
AND MAYBE CALL THE STATE POLICE
AND ASK THEM TO STOP
YOU AND ADMIT YOU FOR THERAPY.
JERRY: YEP.
SHE'S SUCCUMBING TO THE JACKS
CHARM A LITTLE BIT MORE EVERY
TIME I SEE HER.
SO, YOU ALL PACKED AND READY
FOR OUR WEEKEND AT THE CABIN?
BOBBIE: JUST ABOUT.
I'VE GOT TO DROP LUCAS OFF
AT BETTY'S.
WHERE ARE WE HAVING DINNER,
THOUGH?
CAN WE MEET ALEXIS AND JAX
THERE?
JERRY: ACTUALLY, I THINK
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DRAG THEM
THERE.

SONNY: WHERE'S BENNY?
JASON: HE HAD SOMEPLACE
HE HAD TO BE.
HE LEFT THE PROFIT STATEMENTS.
SONNY: SOMEPLACE HE HAD
TO BE?
WHO DOES HE THINK IS PAYING HIM?
I WANT TO DISCUSS MOVING SOME
MONEY AROUND -- SO, YOU KNOW --
WHAT WOULD BE THE BEST FOR --
JASON: WE DID.
SONNY: HOW?
I NEVER MENTIONED IT.
JASON: YOU KNOW, I WAS
THINKING ABOUT THE SAME THING,
SO I TOLD BENNY HOW MUCH
I FIGURE WE NEED.
I TOLD HIM TO CASH IT OUT
OF THE GRAND KEYS AND MOVE IT
BACK IN THROUGH CANADA.
SONNY: SINCE WHEN DO YOU MAKE
THAT DECISION?
I MEAN, MAYBE I WANTED TO PUT IT
TO BED SAFELY IN SWITZERLAND.
WHAT?
JASON: IT WON'T WORK.
SONNY: WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
IT WON'T WORK?
JASON: WE NEED THE CASH CLOSE
BY WHERE WE CAN GET TO IT
BECAUSE WE'RE EXPANDING
THE TRANSPORT NETWORK.
SONNY: SINCE WHEN IS THAT
YOUR CALL, JASON?
JASON: IT'S ONE OF THE THINGS
THAT YOU MISSED IN THE MEETING
WITH CARLOS, SONNY.
I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT.
SONNY: YOU --
OH.
I'M SORRY.
MY HEAD IS --
JASON: YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET ME GET BENNY ON THE PHONE
BEFORE HE GETS STARTED.
YOU CAN MAKE ANY CHANGES --
SONNY: DON'T, DON'T.
FORGET IT.
JASON --
I TRUST YOU.
DON'T.
I GOT SOMETHING
MORE IMPORTANT TO DISCUSS.
JASON: OK.
SONNY: I'M THINKING
OF GETTING A BODYGUARD
FOR HANNAH.
YOU KNOW, SHE'S GOING TO NEED
ONE SINCE SHE'S MOVING
IN WITH ME.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS?

GARY: THIS IS NOT WORKING
FOR ME, HANNAH.
HANNAH: I'M DOING THE BEST
I CAN.
GARY: YOU DISAPPEARED
WITHOUT A TRACE.
EXPLAIN THAT TO ME.
HANNAH: WHY DON'T YOU JUST
GET THE MESSAGE AND JUST STAY
AWAY?
YOU'RE GOING TO WRECK EVERYTHING
FOR ME.
CARLY: OH, WOW.
IF HE DOESN'T,
I'D BE HAPPY TO.

HANNAH: THIS IS A PRIVATE
CONVERSATION.
CARLY: I'LL BET IT WAS.
ISN'T THIS THAT EX-BOYFRIEND
THAT SONNY HEAVED THROUGH
THE WINDOW AT KELLY'S?
HONEY, I BET YOU NEXT TIME IT'S
A BRICK WALL.
GARY: LOOK, I DON'T WANT ANY
TROUBLE.
CARLY: THAT'S COOL.
THEN I'VE GOT A GOOD SUGGESTION.
WHY DON'T YOU GO AWAY.
THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS TO BE
IN TROUBLE HERE IS LITTLE
MISS MUFFET.
SONNY'S GOING TO BE REAL UPSET
TO FIND OUT YOU'VE BEEN
TWO-TIMING HIM.
ESPECIALLY AFTER MAKING
THE GRAND GESTURE OF SWEEPING
YOU OFF TO HIS PRIVATE ISLAND.
HANNAH: YOU PUSHY,
LOUDMOUTH LITTLE --
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL FEMALE
DOGS.
THAT'S WHAT YOU REMIND ME OF --
A YAPPY LITTLE MUTT.
CARLY: OH, PLEASE.
HONEY, I INVENTED THE TACTIC.
HANNAH: YEAH, I BET.
CARLY: GET CAUGHT CHEATING,
GO ON THE OFFENSIVE.
HANNAH: WHAT'S IT
TO YOU WHERE SONNY TAKES ME,
ANYWAY?
CARLY: SONNY AND I ARE
FRIENDS.
HANNAH: HE CAN'T STAND YOU.
IT'S A MIRACLE HE HASN'T THROWN
YOU THROUGH A WINDOW YET.
CARLY: AND YOU ARE A LYING
LITTLE SLUT, WHICH I KNEW
FROM THE WORD GO.
HANNAH: EXCUSE ME, BUT WHO'S
THE ONE WHO MARRIED ONE BROTHER
FOR HIS MONEY WHILE PRETENDING
TO BE IN LOVE WITH THE
NOT-SO-RICH ONE?
CARLY: IT'S REALLY GOING
TO HURT HIM, YOU KNOW --
SONNY -- TO FIND OUT HE'S
NOTHING BUT A WALKING WALLET
TO YOU.
BUT THEN, HE'S GOT A RIGHT
TO KNOW.
WHAT'S A GIRL TO DO?
HANNAH: YOU THINK HE'S GOING
TO BELIEVE A WORD YOU HAVE
TO SAY?
CARLY: AS A MATTER OF FACT,
YEAH.
SONNY TRUSTS ME.
HANNAH: GET ACQUAINTED
WITH REALITY.
CARLY: IT'S NOT AS
IF I HAVEN'T MADE SOME MISTAKES.
I WOUND UP IN SOME REALLY BAD
SITUATIONS WITH NOBODY TO BLAME
BUT MYSELF.
AND I COULD UNDERSTAND
IF IT WERE ANYBODY BUT YOU.
HANNAH: AND WHY IS THAT?
CARLY: BECAUSE NOTHING YOU DO
IS A MISTAKE.
YOU'RE COLD AS ICE,
HONEY, AND YOU'RE EXACTLY WHERE
YOU WANTED TO BE.
IF I HADN'T MADE A STINK ABOUT
IT, YOU WOULD VE JUMPED
ON JASON LIKE A FLEA LOOKING
FOR A WINTER HOME.
AND ANYBODY WHO DOESN'T GET THAT
JASON IS WAY TOO GOOD TO BE USED
THAT WAY GETS NO SYMPATHY
FROM ME.
HANNAH: DO YOU HEAR ME ASKING
FOR ANY?
CARLY: I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT
WHILE IT LASTED BECAUSE
YOUR FREE RIDE WITH SONNY
CORINTHOS ENDS TODAY.

JASON: SONNY, I'M NOT SAYING
LEWIS WILL BE ANY BETTER THAN
FRANCIS OR ANYBODY ELSE WOULD
BE.
I'M ONLY WONDERING.
SONNY: WONDERING WHAT?
JASON: YOU KNOW, IF THIS IS
SOMETHING HANNAH WOULD GO FOR.
YOU SAID SHE HAD THIS THING
ABOUT BEING INDEPENDENT.
SONNY: WELL, SHE ALSO HAS
THIS THING ABOUT BEING WITH ME,
WHICH IS HOW I WANT IT, WHICH IS
HOW SHE'S GOING TO WANT IT, TOO.
ULTIMATELY.
I KNOW SHE'S -- YOU KNOW,
SHE'S CAUTIOUS.
BUT SHE'LL COME AROUND.
JASON: MAYBE IT'S BETTER
IF SHE DOESN'T.
SONNY: BETTER FOR WHO?
JASON: LIVING WITH HANNAH
MAKES HER A TARGET IN A WAY
HAVING DINNER WITH HER DOESN'T.
SONNY: WHY DO YOU THINK I'M
DISCUSSING BODYGUARDS?
JASON: WELL, YOU KNOW,
THERE'S MORE THINGS TO CONSIDER.
SONNY: LIKE WHAT?
JASON: WELL, YOU DON'T DO
BUSINESS IN FRONT OF HANNAH.
SHE MOVES IN, THAT'S GOING
TO CHANGE.
SONNY: THAT'S CORRECT.
SO?
JASON: SO SHE MIGHT END UP
KNOWING THINGS SHE PROBABLY
SHOULDN'T.
SONNY: THIS IS THE SECOND
TIME I'VE HEARD YOU IMPLY
YOU DON'T TRUST HER.
JASON: IT'S NOT THAT.
SONNY: NO, I THINK IT IS.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE
I TRUST HER AND I'M WILLING
TO PROVE IT WHETHER IT SITS WELL
WITH YOU OR NOT BECAUSE I THINK
THAT'S WHAT SHE NEEDS FROM ME
RIGHT NOW.
JASON: YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU --
HOLD ON.
JUST GIVE ME A SECOND.
WHEN YOU WERE WITH BRENDA,
IT GOT TO A POINT WHERE
YOU WEREN'T THINKING STRAIGHT.
YOU WERE MAKING BAD DECISIONS
BECAUSE SHE WAS TOO IMPORTANT.
ANYBODY WOULD DO THAT, SONNY.
BUT YOU TOLD ME TO LET YOU KNOW
IF I EVER SAW IT HAPPENING
AGAIN.
SONNY: DID I?
I DON'T REMEMBER.
JASON: YEAH, YOU DID.
SONNY: THEN I GUESS YOU'VE
DONE YOUR DUTY AS A FRIEND,
THEN, HAVEN'T YOU?
YOU'RE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME.
I VALUE YOUR ADVICE
MORE THAN ANYBODY'S.
BUT YOU DO NOT TELL ME WHO TO BE
WITH, AND YOU DO NOT TELL ME HOW
TO RUN MY TERRITORY.
JASON: I SAID WHAT I HAD
TO SAY.
DO WHAT YOU WANT.
IT'S YOUR CALL.
SONNY: WHAT I WANT IS NEVER
TO DISCUSS THIS AGAIN.

JAX: YOU KNOW, MARRIAGE
HASN'T GIVEN NED MUCH INCENTIVE
TO STOCK HIS REFRIGERATOR.
THERE'S NOTHING IN THERE
BUT CAVIAR AND ANCIENT
CHAMPAGNE.
ALEXIS: AND CHIPS.
JAX: THEY WEREN'T
IN THE FRIDGE.
HOW DO YOU PUT UP WITH HIM,
ALEXIS?
CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO SHOW UP
FOR HIS ASSIGNATION ON TIME,
AND HE DOESN'T EVEN LEAVE
YOU DECENT SNACKS WHILE
YOU WAIT.
ALEXIS: I DON'T MIND CAVIAR
AND CHIPS.
AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT
IF YOU DON'T WANT.
JAX: OH, YES, I DO
BECAUSE SOMEBODY HAS TO KNOW
WHERE NED'S TAKING YOU IN CASE
OF A GERTRUDE EMERGENCY.
ALEXIS: WELL, YOU CAN ASK
HIM, BUT I DON'T THINK HE'S
GOING TO TELL YOU BECAUSE
HE WANTS THIS TO BE VERY
INCOMMUNICADO.
OH, THAT REMINDS ME.
HE MADE ME PROMISE TO LEAVE
MY CELL PHONE BEHIND, AND I AM
ALL TO HAPPY TO COMPLY.

JERRY: HELLO, BOYS AND GIRLS.
BOBBIE: HELLO.
JERRY: THOUGHT YOU HAD
A BUSINESS MEETING WITH ASHTON.
JAX: IS THAT WHY WE'RE
SITTING HERE IN NED'S LIVING
ROOM?
WELL, HE'S LATE, OBVIOUSLY.
JERRY: WELL, THAT SHOULD MAKE
OUR WORK THAT MUCH EASIER.
ALEXIS: WHAT, ARE YOU GOING
TO ROB THE HOUSE?
BOBBIE: NO, ACTUALLY,
WE'RE KIDNAPPING YOU.
WE ARE TAKING YOU OUT TO DINNER,
AND NO EXCUSES WILL BE ALLOWED.

JAX: NED DIDN'T CANCEL.
HE'S JUST LATE.
JERRY: WHICH GIVES YOU EVERY
RIGHT TO CANCEL.
JAX: I CAN'T.
JERRY: WHY NOT?
JAX: BECAUSE IT'S TOO
IMPORTANT.
E.L.Q. HAS THIS CRUCIAL BOARD
MEETING COMING UP.
JERRY: IT'S WORSE THAN
I THOUGHT.
JAX: WHAT IS?
JERRY: WHEN ARE YOU GOING
TO START REMEMBERING YOU'RE
A MARRIED MAN NOW?
I MEAN, LOOK AT THE SITUATION.
YOU DRAG POOR ALEXIS HERE
TO A BUSINESS MEETING SHE CAN'T
POSSIBLY --
ALEXIS: OH, BELIEVE ME --
JERRY: HAVE ANY INTEREST
IN WITH HER EX-BOYFRIEND, OF ALL
PEOPLE, WHO AT LEAST KNOWS HOW
TO BEHAVE LIKE A NEWLYWED
AND BLOW OFF A MEETING --
JAX: YOU'VE DECIDED TO ACT
AS MY MARRIAGE COUNSELOR NOW?
JERRY: IT'S MY JOB
DESCRIPTION TO TELL YOU WHEN
YOU'RE BEING AN IDIOT.
JAX: OK. OK.
WATCH CLOSELY BECAUSE THE PART
WHERE I PUNCH HIM IS COMING UP
REALLY SOON.
ALEXIS: OK.
JERRY: I'LL ADMIT I MISSED
THOSE FIRST SIGNS.
BUT DAD AND LADY JANE HAVE MADE
ME SEE HOW YOUR PRIORITIES
NEEDED REORDERING.
JAX: COME AGAIN?
JERRY: THAT'S RIGHT.
THEY'RE CRAZY ABOUT ALEXIS.
THEY DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET
DUMPED, BECAUSE IT'S OBVIOUS
YOU DON'T DESERVE HER.
ALEXIS: OH, NOW,
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
JERRY: NO, NO, PLEASE,
PLEASE.
THIS IS A BROTHER THING.
YOU NEED TO SPEND WAY LESS TIME
ON WORK AND WAY MORE TIME
ON BEING A HUSBAND BECAUSE
IF ANYONE IS GOING TO GET KICKED
OUT OF THIS FAMILY, IT ISN'T
GOING TO BE ALEXIS.
SO GRAB YOUR JACKET, GET THAT
LOOK OFF YOUR FACE, AND LET'S
ALL GO AND HAVE A JOLLY,
FUN-FILLED EVENING.
ALEXIS: WE CAN'T, JERRY.
JERRY: WHY NOT?
ALEXIS: WE JUST CAN'T.
AND DON'T BLAME YOUR BROTHER.
BLAME ME.
HE'S REALLY BEING A WONDERFUL
PERSON.
HE'S TRYING TO TAKE THE HEAT
FROM ME BECAUSE I JUST --
I DON'T WANT TO GO, PERIOD.
I'M SORRY.
BOBBIE: OK, I THINK I KNOW
WHAT THIS IS ABOUT, AND I THINK
IT'S TIME WE GET A FEW THINGS
OUT IN THE OPEN.
I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE ME.
YOU'RE PERFECTLY NICE TO ME,
AND, BELIEVE ME, I'M NOT
COMPLAINING, BUT WE'RE FINDING
OURSELVES IN ANOTHER SITUATION
LIKE THE SISTERS-IN-LAW
SITUATION WE WERE IN BEFORE.
SO OF COURSE THIS IS GOING TO BE
A LITTLE AWKWARD.
ALEXIS: NO, THAT'S --
BOBBIE: ALEXIS, YOU KNOW,
THERE REALLY WERE THINGS THAT
WE LIKED ABOUT EACH OTHER
IN THE BEGINNING.
REMEMBER?
ALEXIS: YOU'RE MAKING IT
REALLY HARD NOT TO.
BOBBIE: BEFORE YOU TURNED
ON ME AND I TURNED ON STEFAN.
ALEXIS: AND STEFAN TURNED
ON ME --
JERRY: AND MERRILY,
MERRILY, MERRILY, MERRILY,
LIFE IS BUT A DREAM.
BOBBIE: AND I REALLY DIDN'T
LIKE NOT BEING ON SPEAKING TERMS
WITH YOU.
AND NOW IT'S EVEN DOUBLY
IMPORTANT TO ME THAT WE GET
ALONG BECAUSE YOU'RE PART
OF JERRY'S FAMILY.
AND I HAVE BEEN TRYING REALLY
HARD, BUT APPARENTLY NOT HARD
ENOUGH IF YOU'RE RELUCTANT
TO SIT ACROSS THE DINNER TABLE
FROM ME.
PLEASE COME.

CARLY: JOHNNY.
JOHNNY?
JOHNNY?
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
HANNAH: WHO IS IT?
SONNY: OPEN THE DOOR
SO YOU CAN SEE FOR YOURSELF.
HANNAH: OK.
JUST A MINUTE.
BE RIGHT THERE.
SONNY: ALL RIGHT.
SONNY: HEY.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
HANNAH: SORRY.
SONNY: HUH?
HI.
WHAT'S WRONG?
SOMETHING WRONG?
HANNAH: I GOT ANOTHER VISIT
FROM MY EX-BOYFRIEND.

NED: HELLO.
CHLOE: MAYBE SHE LEFT
A MESSAGE.
WE'RE A LITTLE LATE.
NED: YES, BUT I DID
INTIMIDATE THEM INTO SUBMISSION,
DIDN'T I?
CHLOE: OH, YES, YOU DID.
YOU ARE GOING TO SPOIL ME
IF DON'T WATCH OUT.
I'M GOING TO START FEELING
GYPPED IF ALL I GET IS A FAIR
DEAL.
NED: NO MESSAGES.
CHLOE: MAYBE SHE WAS HELD UP.
TRY HER CELL PHONE.
NED: YEAH.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
CHLOE: WELL, OBVIOUSLY
SHE WAS HERE.
NED: AND SO WAS JAX.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WHY DIDN'T THEY WAIT?
CHLOE: MAYBE THEY WENT
FOR A WALK, OR MAYBE ONE OF THEM
HAD A WORK CRISIS AND DRAGGED
THE OTHER ONE ALONG.
NED: NO, NO, NO.
THIS WEEKEND WAS WAY TOO
IMPORTANT TO ALEXIS.
CHLOE: WELL, NOW, DON'T GET
ANGRY WITH JAX.
FOR ALL WE KNOW, MAYBE THERE WAS
AN EMERGENCY.
NED: THAT'S WHAT I'M GETTING
UPSET ABOUT.
IF THEY WERE MARCHED OUT OF HERE
AT GUNPOINT, THAT'S A SCENARIO
THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE.

JERRY: TO MY LITTLE BROTHER
AND HIS WIFE.
MAY YOU ALWAYS BE AS HAPPY
AS WE ALL ARE TONIGHT.
BOBBIE: AW.
I'LL SECOND THAT.
ALEXIS: HEAR, HEAR.
JAX: CHEERS.

CARLY: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE
HERE.
SO I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU.
JASON: OK.
CARLY: ARE YOU?
THAT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS,
I GUESS.
I'M -- ACTUALLY, I CAME TO SEE
SONNY -- WHICH I KNOW SOUNDS
LIKE AN EXCUSE TO SEE YOU,
BUT IT'S NOT.
SONNY AND I ARE OLD FRIENDS NOW.
JASON: DOES HE KNOW ABOUT
THIS?
CARLY: WELL, HE NEEDS TO KNOW
THAT HE'S TRUSTING THE WRONG
PEOPLE.
JASON: YOU BETTER COME IN.
WHO YOU BEEN TALKING TO?
CARLY: I THINK I'D RATHER
JUST TELL SONNY.
JASON: NO, I'D RATHER
YOU TELL ME, CARLY.
WHO HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO?
BENNY? JOHNNY?
CARLY: NO.
JASON: WHO?
CARLY: GOD, NO.
DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT I SAID
ANYTHING BAD ABOUT THOSE GUYS
BECAUSE THEY'RE GOOD AS GOLD
AS FAR AS I KNOW.
IT'S HANNAH.
JASON: I'LL SAY ONE THING
FOR YOU -- YOU DO NOT FORGET
A GRUDGE.
CARLY: NO, THIS IS SERIOUS.
OK, YOU KNOW HANNAH'S OLD
BOYFRIEND, THE GUY SONNY BEAT
UP?
JASON: RIGHT.
CARLY: HE'S BACK
WITH A VENGEANCE.
JASON: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
CARLY: BOBBIE TOLD ME ABOUT
THE NIGHT THAT SONNY THREW HIM
THROUGH A WINDOW AT KELLY'S.
I DON'T KNOW FOR SURE THAT IT'S
THE SAME GUY, BUT HE DIDN'T DENY
IT.
HE AND HANNAH WERE HAVING THIS
REAL SECRETIVE, PRIVATE LITTLE
CONVERSATION.
SHE TOLD HIM THAT HE WAS GOING
TO RUIN EVERYTHING FOR HER.
SHE'S CHEATING ON SONNY.

HANNAH: HE STOPPED ME
IN AN ALLEY.
HE SCARED ME OUT OF MY WITS.
SONNY: DID HE THREATEN YOU?
HANNAH: HE JUST CLAIMED TO BE
WORRIED ABOUT ME.
HE SAID HE COULDN'T STOP
THINKING ABOUT HOW ANGRY
YOU WERE THAT NIGHT.
HE SAID YOU WERE CRAZY AND THAT
YOU COULD TURN ON ME OR HURT ME.
I TOLD HIM I WASN'T AFRAID
OF YOU BUT THAT IF HE REALLY
CARED ABOUT ME, HE WOULD GO HOME
BECAUSE IF HE KEPT COMING
AROUND, HE'D BE WRECKING
MY LIFE.
SONNY: AND YOU MEANT IT?
THERE'S NO UNFINISHED BUSINESS
BETWEEN YOU?
HANNAH: OF COURSE I MEANT IT.
BUT JASON'S LITTLE SHADOW CARLY
DOESN'T THINK SO.
SONNY: WHAT DOES SHE HAVE
TO DO WITH IT?
HANNAH: I DON'T KNOW.
SHE HANGS AROUND ALLEYS,
I GUESS.
ALL OF A SUDDEN, THERE SHE WAS,
ACCUSING ME OF CHEATING ON YOU.
I'M SURPRISED SHE DIDN'T RUN
STRAIGHT TO YOU AND TELL
YOU HERSELF.
SONNY: WHY DIDN'T SHE?
HANNAH: WHY DID I MAKE A MAD
DASH AND BEAT HER TO IT?
SORRY.
I'M NOT ABOUT TO LIVE IN FEAR
OF A CLINGY LITTLE HYSTERIC.
SONNY: WOULD YOU BE TELLING
ME THIS IF SHE HADN'T SEEN YOU?
HANNAH: YES.
OF COURSE I WOULD.
I DON'T WANT TO KEEP SECRETS
FROM YOU, SONNY.
DO YOU BELIEVE ME?
SONNY: WOULD I BE ASKING
YOU TO SHARE MY LIFE IF I DIDN'T
TRUST YOU?

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CARLY: I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THAT
LITTLE TRAMP FROM THE BEGINNING.
SHE IS MAKING SONNY LOOK LIKE
A FOOL BEHIND HIS BACK.
YOU JUST GOING TO LET THAT
HAPPEN?

SONNY: SO, WHEN ARE
YOU MOVING IN?

KATHERINE: I AM FINALLY GOING
TO BE A CASSADINE.
STEFAN: YOU'RE AS DELUDED
AS EVER.

BOBBIE: JERRY, WATCH OUT!

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