General Hospital Transcript Tuesday 8/31/99

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JUAN: GOOD MORNING.
EMILY: GOOD MORNING.
OH, MY GOD.
DID YOU HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID?
I'VE BEEN HERE ALL NIGHT.
JUAN: OH, NO.
EMILY: HOW COULD THIS HAVE
HAPPENED?
I SWORE TO MY PARENTS I'D BE
HOME BY MIDNIGHT.
JUAN: THE LAST THING
I REMEMBER IS I WAS ABOUT
TO TAKE YOU HOME.
EMILY: MUST HAVE FALLEN
ASLEEP.
OH, MY GOD.
I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS, JUAN.
THEY'RE NEVER GOING TO TRUST ME
AGAIN.
JUAN: TRY NOT TO PANIC.
ALL WE NEED IS A GOOD EXCUSE.
EMILY: I HAVEN'T CALLED.
ALL NIGHT, I HAVE NOT CALLED.
THE ONLY EXCUSE IS I DIED.
JUAN: OK.
THEN, WE'LL SNEAK YOU BACK
INTO YOUR ROOM BEFORE
THEY REALIZE YOU DIDN'T SLEEP
THERE.
EMILY: WHAT IF I GET CAUGHT?
JUAN: WE'LL SAY YOU WERE
WITH ELIZABETH.
YOU FELL ASLEEP AT ELIZABETH'S
HOUSE AND YOU'RE SORRY.
YOU'RE REAL SORRY.
EMILY: OK.
BUT WE HAVE TO LET ELIZABETH
KNOW RIGHT NOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
DO I LOOK AWFUL?
JUAN: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
EMILY: THANKS.
IF WE PULL THIS OFF,
IT'S A MIRACLE.
JUAN: TRY NOT TO WORRY, OK?
YOUR PARENTS ARE NEVER GOING
TO FIND OUT ANYTHING.
EMILY: ALL RIGHT.

REGINALD: BON APPETIT.
EDWARD: HEY, HOLD ON THERE,
YOU.
WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?
REGINALD: WHAT?
EDWARD: I'LL GRANT YOU THAT
THE STANDARDS FOR ACCEPTABLE
BEHAVIOR IN THIS HOUSE HAVE BEEN
DETERIORATING FOR YEARS,
BUT I STILL EXPECT OUR SERVANTS
TO BE CLOTHED.
REGINALD: YOU'RE LUCKY I'M
WEARING THESE.
NED: GOOD MORNING.
NICE OUTFIT.
REGINALD: THANK YOU.
NED: I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT
VEST DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
FOR YOU.
EDWARD: HE'LL BE CHANGING
IMMEDIATELY.
THIS COFFEE IS ICEOLD.
REGINALD: LIKE YOUR HEART.
EDWARD: HAVE YOU -- HAVE
YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT
IN YOUR LIFE?
THE SO-CALLED NANNY GOES OUT
OF TOWN FOR A FEW DAYS, AND THIS
MAN FALLS TO PIECES.
NED: IT'S CALLED LOVE,
GRANDFATHER.
EDWARD: BEING IN LOVE IS
NO EXCUSE FOR FAILURE TO PERFORM
ONE'S DUTIES.
NOT THAT I WOULD EXPECT
YOU TO CARE.
YOU KNOW, YOU'VE BEEN DISTANCING
YOURSELF FROM THIS FAMILY EVER
SINCE YOU LEFT E.L.Q.
NED: THAT'S TRUE.
BUT I'M STILL WILLING TO PITCH
IN ON OCCASION.
I FOUND THIS FOR YOU OUTSIDE.
EVIDENTLY REGINALD MISSED IT.
EDWARD: IS IT FOR ME?
NED: IT FEELS LIKE
A VIDEOTAPE.
EDWARD: HMM.

JANE: ALEXIS.
IS THAT YOU?
ALEXIS: OH, LADY JANE.
HI.
JANE: OH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE?
ALEXIS: OH.
SOMETIMES I COME TO THE PARK
BEFORE I GO TO WORK.
ARE YOU ALL SETTLED IN?
JANE: OH --
ALEXIS: DID YOU GET SETTLED
IN LAST NIGHT?
JANE: YES.
JERRY TOOK VERY GOOD CARE OF US.
OH, I'M SO PLEASED TO SEE YOU.
JOHN AND I ARE LOOKING FORWARD
TO SPENDING TIME TOGETHER.
ALEXIS: OH, SAME HERE.
I SEE YOU LOST NO TIME
ESTABLISHING YOUR EXERCISE
ROUTINE.
JANE: OH, I NEVER MISS
A MORNING WALK.
GOT TO GET THAT HEART RATE UP,
YOU KNOW.
ALEXIS: YEAH.
JANE: ARE YOU ANTICIPATING
A DIFFICULT DAY?
ALEXIS: NO.
WHY?
JANE: WELL, SOMETHING'S
TROUBLING YOU, DEAR.
IT'S ALL OVER YOUR FACE.

CHLOE: I NEED TO SEE
THE CONTRACTS FOR THE GREENLOW
DEAL.
JAX: SINCE WHEN ARE
YOU INTERESTED IN THE TOOL
AND DYE BUSINESS?
CHLOE: JAX, NOW PLEASE.
IT'S VERY IMPORTANT.
JAX: OK.
IT'S RIGHT HERE.
HERE.
CHLOE: THANK YOU.
OH, THANK GOODNESS.
JAX: YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE
THINKING OPENING RENEGOTIATIONS,
MR. GREENLOW HAS ALREADY SIGNED
OFF ON EVERYTHING.
CHLOE: I WAS LOOKING
FOR THIS.
JAX: OH.
CHLOE: IT'S DELLA CROCE'S
DRESS FOR THE HARVEST GALA
IN NAPLES.
JAX: WELL, IT'S LOVELY.
CHLOE: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
THINKING.
DON'T EVEN BOTHER TO SAY IT.
I KNOW.
IT WOULD BE MUCH EASIER
IF I ALWAYS USED A SKETCHBOOK.
BUT SOMETIMES I JUST SIMPLY
DON'T HAVE ONE AVAILABLE.
JAX: IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME.
I'M FOR WHATEVER GETS THE JOB
DONE.
CHLOE: ME, TOO.
REMEMBER THAT NAPKIN YOU USED
TO BIND MY ANKLE?
IT NOW HOLDS THE FIRST DESIGN
OF MY WINTER COLLECTION.
JAX: WELL, I'M GLAD TO BE
OF SERVICE.
HOW'S THAT ANKLE HOLDING UP?
CHLOE: IT'S OK.
JAX: MIND IF I TAKE A LOOK?
CHLOE: THOUGHT YOU'D
NEVER ASK.
JAX: STILL GOT A LITTLE BIT
OF SWELLING THERE.
DOES IT HURT IF I PRESS HERE?
CHLOE: A LITTLE.
JAX: WHAT ABOUT THERE?
CHLOE: NO.
THAT'S OK.
JAX: IN ANOTHER WEEK,
YOU'LL BE READY TO TEST THIS
ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
CHLOE: NAME THE PLACE.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
JAX: I'LL SEE WHO THAT IS.
I THINK YOU BETTER GO HIDE
SOMEWHERE.
CHLOE: OK.
JOHN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING,
STASHING THE EVIDENCE?
JAX: DAD.
JOHN: HELLO, SON.
JAX: HEY.
JOHN: GOOD TO SEE YOU.

MAXIE: CAN WE SIT OUT HERE?
WAITING FOR TAKEOUT IS BORING.
FELICIA: I THOUGHT YOU WANTED
TO PICK OUT YOUR OWN COOKIES.
HUH?
MAXIE: YOU DO IT MOM.
PLEASE?
GEORGIE: PLEASE?
FELICIA: OH, WELL, ALL RIGHT.
BUT DON'T LEAVE THIS AREA.
MAXIE: I WON'T.
FELICIA: AND WATCH OUT
FOR YOUR SISTER HERE.
MAXIE: I WILL.
FELICIA: OK.
I'LL BE BACK IN A FLASH,
AND WE'LL GO ON OUR PICNIC
WITH MAC.
MAXIE: OK.
FELICIA: OK.
MAXIE: OK.
BOBBIE: HI.
FELICIA: HI.
BOBBIE: DIDN'T THE GIRLS WANT
TO COME IN?
FELICIA: THEY'RE WAITING
OUTSIDE.
THEY'RE PLAYING.
I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU'VE HEARD
FROM LUKE.
BOBBIE: NO.
NOT A WORD.
FELICIA: WHAT IS IT WITH HIM?
WHY IS HE SO SECRETIVE?
BOBBIE: YOU KNOW, I KNOW
YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS,
BUT PART OF ME IS WISHING FAISON
WOULD COME BACK TO PORT CHARLES
TODAY.
FELICIA: WHY?
BOBBIE: JUST SO I WOULD KNOW
HE'S NOT OUT THERE STALKING
LUKE.

JUAN: I KNOW THIS LOOKS BAD,
BUT IF YOU LET US EXPLAIN --
MONICA: BE QUIET.
EMILY: MOM,T'S NOT WHAT
YOU THINK.
MONICA: WHAT I THINK IS
THAT YOU STAYED OUT ALL NIGHT.
YOU WORRIED YOUR FATHER
AND I HALF TO DEATH.
WE HAD AN AGREEMENT,
EMILY, AND YOU VIOLATED IT.
EMILY: NOT ON PURPOSE.
MONICA SAY YOUR FINAL
GOOD-BYES TO JUABECAUSE THIS
IS THE LAST TIME YOU'RE GOING
TO SEE HIM.
EMILY: NO, IT ISN'T.
MONICA: DON'T CHALLENGE ME,
YOUNG LADY.
I GUARANTEE YOU'LL LOSE.
EMILY: I WON'T SAY IT.
THEY CAN'T KEEP US APART
FOREVER.
JUAN: DR. QUARTERMAINE --
MONICA: IF YOU EVER COME
ANYWHERE NEAR MY DAUGHTER AGAIN,
I WILL HAVE YOU ARRESTED
AND SENT BACK TO PUERTO RICO --
OR WORSE.

BOBBIE: I CAN'T HELP BEING
WORRIED, FELICIA.
WHAT IF YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT
FAISON SETTING UP LUKE TO BE
ARRESTED BY INTERPOL?
WHAT IF HE PLANS ON GETTING RID
OF LUKE THE FIRST CHANCE
HE GETS?
FELICIA: FAISON IS A GAME
PLAYER.
HE DOESN'T KILL PEOPLE RIGHT OFF
THE BAT.
HE LIKES TO TOY WITH THEM FIRST,
FOR A LONG TIME.
BOBBIE: IF HE WERE AFTER
LUKE, I WOULD AGREE.
BUT HE'S CLEARLY OUT TO GET
YOU AND MAC, AND THAT MAKES LUKE
EXPENDABLE.
FELICIA: WELL, I'M GOING
TO REMIND YOU OF WHAT YOU'VE
BEEN TELLING ME FROM THE VERY
BEGINNING -- LUKE CAN TAKE CARE
OF HIMSELF.
BOBBIE: WELL, THAT'S WHAT
HE'S CONVINCED US OF, ANYWAY.
FELICIA: YEAH.
BOBBIE: HE'LL MAKE CONTACT
TODAY.
AND HE'LL BE FUNNY.
HE'LL BE CHARMING.
AND HE'LL BE SAFE.
FELICIA: WE'LL KEEP THINKING
THAT, HUH?
BOBBIE: YEAH.
I'LL GET YOUR SANDWICHES.
LUKE: DID I MENTION
TO YOU THAT I'M GOING TO GO AWAY
FOR A WHILE?
FELICIA: WHEN?
LUKE: WHAT TIME IS IT NOW?
FELICIA: WHERE YOU GOING?
LUKE: I DON'T REALLY KNOW YET
FOR SURE.
BUT ADVENTURE USUALLY FINDS ME.
FELICIA: HOW LONG WILL YOU BE
GONE?
LUKE: TILL I GET BACK.
LUKE: YOU SAVED ME.
FELICIA: GOOD.
BOBBIE: HERE YOU GO.
FELICIA: THANKS.
TRY NOT TO AGONIZE OVER THIS.
BOBBIE: I WON'T IF YOU WON'T.
FELICIA: DEAL.
FELICIA: MAXIE!
GEOR
MAXIE: WE'RE RIGHT HERE, MOM.
FELICIA: WHERE DID YOU GO?
I TOLD YOU NOT TO LEAVE
THE AREA.
MAXIE: I SAW MY FRIEND GIGI
WITH HER BIG BROTHER.
WE WERE JUST SAYING HELLO.
SORRY, MOM.
FELICIA: IT'S OK.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
COME ON.
LET'S GET GOING TO THE PICNIC.
MAXIE: DON'T FORGET THESE.
FELICIA: OK.
HERE YOU GO, SWEETIE.
COME ON, GIRLS.
HERE WE GO.

EDWARD: WELL, THANK YOU.
I'VE BEEN EXPECTING THIS.
NED: NO PROBLEM AT ALL.
AREN'T YOU GOING TO OPEN IT?
EDWARD: OF COURSE.
NED: I MEAN, YOU SAID
YOU WERE EXPECTING IT AND ALL.
EDWARD: MM-HMM.
NED: WHAT IS IT, BY THE WAY?
EDWARD: WELL, IT'S NONE
OF YOUR BUSINESS.
NED: MAY I GUESS?
EDWARD: NO.
I'D RATHER YOU DIDN'T.
NED: I'M GUESSING THAT IT'S
A TAPE OF PEOPLE THAT YOU'VE
BEEN DESPERATELY TRYING TO CATCH
IN THE ACT, PROBABLY RECORDED
BY HIDDEN CAMERA.
EDWARD: OH, THAT'S
RIDICULOUS.
NED: COME ON, GRANDFATHER.
YOU WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST
EMPLOYER TRYING TO SECRETLY TAPE
HIS EMPLOYEES.
IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
EDWARD: THAT'S -- THAT'S VERY
GOOD.
IT SHOWS THAT YOU HAVEN'T LOST
YOUR FEEL FOR SOME GOOD,
HEALTHY ESPIONAGE.
NED: AND NEITHER HAVE YOU.
HAPPY VIEWING.
EDWARD: HOW THE HELL DID THIS
HAPPEN?

JANE: THE LAST THING I WANT
TO BE IS A PRYING MOTHER-IN-LAW,
SO IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE
DISCUSSING THIS, I FULLY
UNDERSTAND.
ALEXIS: JANE, THERE'S NOTHING
TO DISCUSS.
REALLY.
I'VE JUST BEEN UNDER SOME
STRESS, AND IT'S CATCHING UP
WITH ME.
THAT'S ALL.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.
EVERY MARRIAGE HAS ITS OWN SET
OF ADJUSTMENTS.
JANE: OH, I KNOW ONLY TOO
WELL.
DO YOU KNOW WHEN JOHN
AND I FIRST GOT MARRIED,
HE EXPECTED ME TO HAVE A HOT
DINNER ON THE TABLE WHETHER
HE SHOWED UP AT 6:00 P.M. OR
2:00 IN THE MORNING?
ALEXIS: HOW LONG DID THAT
LAST?
JANE: ONE VERY PAINFUL
EVENING.
ALEXIS: YOU KNOW, JAX IS
WONDERFUL.
HE IS.
AND I -- I ADORE HIM.
AND I HAVE NO RIGHT TO COMPLAIN.
JANE: OH, JAX DOES NOT HAVE
A BIGGER FAN THAN ME, BUT NO MAN
IS WONDERFUL ALL THE TIME.
ALEXIS: IS THIS SUPPOSED
TO BE ENCOURAGING?
JANE: WELL, IT'S LIFE,
AND THE SOONER YOU UNDERSTAND
IT, THE EASIER IT BECOMES.
ALEXIS: SOMETIMES I THINK
I KNOW LESS AND LESS AS TIME
GOES BY.
JANE: WELL, AT LEAST
YOUR IN-LAWS WON'T BE A PROBLEM.
AS YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL,
JOHN AND I THINK THE WORLD
OF YOU.
ALEXIS: ARE YOU SURE IT'S ME
OR MERELY THE FACT THAT I'M
JAX'S WIFE?
JANE: WELL, OBVIOUSLY
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND US
VERY WELL.
IF JAX HAD MARRIED SOMEONE
ELSE -- SAY THAT DESIGNER NED
ASHTON MARRIED -- OH, WE WOULD
HAVE RAISED OUR OBJECTIONS LOUD
AND CLEAR.
ALEXIS: WHAT DO YOU HAVE
AGAINST CHLOE?
JANE: OH, I'M SURE SHE'S VERY
PLEASANT.
I JUST CAN'T IMAGINE SHARING
MY MORNING HIKE WITH HER THE WAY
I DID WITH YOU.
ALEXIS: HMM.
YOU KNOW, SHE'S ACTUALLY VERY
ATHLETIC.
AND SHE'S VERY DOWN-TO-EARTH.
AND INTELLIGENT AND
SUCCESSFUL --
JANE: OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
DON'T GET ME WRONG.
I'M -- I'M NOT SAYING SHE ISN'T
PERFECT FOR NED.
I -- HE'S OBVIOUSLY WILD
ABOUT HER.
ALEXIS: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
JANE: OH, THE WAY HIS EYES
SHINE WHEN HE'S WITH HER.
IT'S CLEAR SHE'S EVERYTHING HE'S
EVER WANTED.
WHAT IS IT, ALEXIS?
ALEXIS: IT'S NOTHING, REALLY.
IT ISN'T.
JANE: OH.
DID YOU THINK THAT I WAS
IMPLYING THAT NED LOVES CHLOE
MORE THAN JAX LOVES YOU?
MAY I MAKE A SUGGESTION?
ALEXIS: I DON'T THINK THAT
I'M IN ANY POSITION TO REFUSE
ANY ADVICE RIGHT NOW.
JANE: WHATEVER'S TROUBLING
WITH YOU, SHARE IT WITH THE MAN
YOU LOVE.

ALAN: OH, EM.
EMILY.
OH, THANK GOD.
ALAN: WELL, I GUESS YOU'RE
EXPECTING ME TO GIVE
YOU A LECTURE, AND I'M NOT GOING
TO DO THAT BECAUSE I'M OUT
OF WORDS.
I AM SO PROFOUNDLY DISAPPOINTED
IN YOU.
EMILY: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
I'M SORRY.
ALAN: YOU ASKED US
TO TRUST YOU.
WE GAVE YOU EXACTLY WHAT
YOU WANTED, AND YOU TOOK
ADVANTAGE OF US.
EMILY: I DIDN'T MEAN TO FALL
ASLEEP.
WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?
MONICA: BECAUSE WE'VE HEARD
THE STORY BEFORE, EMILY.
THE TIME YOU SPENT IN THE PARK,
YOU SAID YOU FELL ASLEEP WHEN
IN FACT YOU WERE TAKING DRUGS
WITH A FRIEND.
EMILY: I WAS A COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT PERSON WHEN I WAS
USING.
SO WERE YOU.
OUT OF EVERYONE, YOU SHOULD
UNDERSTAND THAT.
ALAN: I'M NOT THE ONE WHO'S
IN TROUBLE HERE.
EMILY: JUAN WAS UPSET, OK?
I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM
ALONE.
ISN'T THAT A GOOD THING?
I WAS BEING COMPASSIONATE
FOR A FRIEND.
MONICA: I DON'T WANT
TO DISCUSS THIS ANYMORE.
JUAN IS A NEGATIVE INFLUENCE
ON YOU, AND YOU WILL NOT HAVE
ANY MORE CONTACT WITH HIM.
EMILY: YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
ALAN: WE HAVE NO CHOICE.
MONICA: YOUR FATHER IS RIGHT.
THIS IS YOUR DOING,
EMILY, NOT OURS.
EMILY: CAN I GO NOW?
MONICA: NOT YET.
I NEED TO TALK TO EMILY ALONE.
ALAN: THERE ISN'T ANYTHING
YOU CAN SAY TO HER THAT I CAN'T
HEAR.
MONICA: YES, THERE IS.
ALAN: I'LL BE UPSTAIRS
IF YOU NEED ME.
MONICA: OK.
EMILY: I'M NOT IN THE MOOD
FOR THIS RIGHT NOW.
MONICA: WELL, TOUGH.

JAX: DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT IT.
JOHN: WHY NOT?
JAX: BECAUSE ONE'S ENOUGH.
JOHN: OH, COME ON.
JAX: DAD, YOU'VE ALREADY HAD
ONE HEART ATTACK.
LET'S NOT GO FOR ANOTHER ONE,
OK?
JOHN: ANYONE EVER TELL
YOU YOU SOUND LIKE A CERTAIN
WOMAN I'M MARRIED TO?
JAX: I'LL TAKE THAT
AS A COMPLIMENT.
NOW, LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO BE
RUDE OR ANYTHING, BUT I DO HAVE
TO PREPARE FOR MY NEXT MEETING.
JOHN: HMM.
GOT THEM SCHEDULED BACK-TO-BACK
AS USUAL, HUH?
JAX: YEAH, NOT TO MENTION
THE CONFERENCE CALLS.
WHY?
JOHN: WELL, I KNOW HOW
YOU CAN BECOME OBSESSED
WITH WORK.
BUT YOU'RE MARRIED NOW, JAX.
YOU HAVE TO REARRANGE
YOUR PRIORITIES.
JAX: DON'T WORRY, DAD.
MY PRIORITIES HAVE NEVER BEEN
MORE IN ORDER.
JOHN: HMM.
I TRUST THAT MEANS THAT THINGS
ARE GOING WELL ON THE ROMANTIC
SIDE, HMM?
JAX: YEAH.
WE'RE GROWING CLOSER EACH DAY.
AND EVERY TIME I LOOK AT HER,
I -- I JUST KNOW IT'S RIGHT.
JOHN: YOU'VE CHOSEN WELL,
SIR.
ALEXIS IS A WONDERFUL WOMAN.
JAX: MORE LIKE EXTRAORDINARY.
JOHN: AFTER BRENDA DIED,
YOUR MOTHER AND I WERE PETRIFIED
THAT YOU'D REVERT TO FORM.
JAX: AND WHICH FORM WOULD
THAT BE?
JOHN: DATING BRAINLESS
DEBUTANTES.
LIKE THAT INSIPID WOMAN NED
MARRIED.
HA-HA!
NOW THERE'S AN EMPTY VESSEL
IF EVER I'VE SEEN ONE.
[JOHN LAUGHS]

ALEXIS: I'M REALLY SORRY.
I REALLY DON'T THINK IT'S FAIR
FOR ME TO BE MAKING THIS
YOUR PROBLEM.
JANE: OH, YOU'RE NOT.
BUT IF I CAN BE OF ANY HELP
IN ANY WAY, I'D CONSIDER IT
A PRIVILEGE IF YOU'D LET ME.
ALEXIS: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
AND YOU DO HAVE A POINT.
I SHOULD TAKE THIS PROBLEM
TO THE MAN IN MY LIFE.
JANE: OH, HONESTY IS
THE SPINE OF ANY RELATIONSHIP.
JOHN MAY NOT HAVE ALWAYS LIKED
WHAT I HAD TO SAY, BUT
IN THE END HE WAS HAPPY
TO HEAR IT.
ALEXIS: I'LL TRY TO KEEP THAT
IN MIND.
JAX IS VERY LUCKY TO HAVE
YOU FOR A MOTHER.
JANE: WELL, NOW YOU HAVE ME,
TOO.
JANE: ENJOY YOUR DAY.
ALEXIS: THANK YOU.

[ICE CREAM TRUCK MUSIC PLAYS]
FELICIA: WOULD YOU PULL
THE BLANKET TIGHT FOR ME,
GEORGIE, PLEASE?
THANKS.
MAXIE: CAN WE GET SOME
ICE CREAM, MOM?
FELICIA: OH, SURE.
I DON'T KNOW WHY NOT.
MAXIE: HERE.
YOU WANT A BANANA?
FELICIA: HERE.
LET ME GET YOUR CHANGE.
SOME FOR YOU, AND SOME FOR YOU.
MAXIE: OH.
THANKS.
FELICIA: MAKE SURE GEORGIE
GETS HER RIGHT CHANGE BACK, OK?
MAXIE: DON'T WORRY.
FELICIA: OK.
MAXIE: THANKS, MOM.
FELICIA: OK.
ALEXIS: HI, FELICIA.
IT'S A NICE DAY FOR A PICNIC.
FELICIA: OH, HELLO.
WE'VE GOT A LOT OF FOOD.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN US?
ALEXIS: NO, THANK YOU.
THERE'S SOMEONE THAT I NEED
TO SEE RIGHT AWAY.
BUT HAVE FUN.
FELICIA: THANKS.
FELICIA: WHERE'S MAXIE?
GEORGIE: SHE'S WITH THAT MAN
OVER THERE.
FELICIA: GEORGIE, DO NOT
LEAVE THIS BLANKET.
DO YOU HEAR ME?
MAXIE, GET AWAY FROM THAT MAN.
I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE MY FAMILY
ALONE!
DO YOU HEAR ME?
YOU LEAVE MY FAMILY ALONE.
GET AWAY FROM MY FAMILY.

FELICIA: LET GO OF ME!
FAISON: HEY, HEY.
CONTROL YOURSELF, MRS. SCORPIO.
YOUR DAUGHTER IS WATCHING.
FELICI THERE'S NOTHING
TO BE AFRAID OF, MAXIE.
I WON'T LET THIS MAN HURT YOU.
FAISON: WELL, THAT WAS HARDLY
MY INTENTION.
I WAS TRYING TO HELP.
FELICIA: LIAR.
MAXIE: IT'S TRUE, MOM.
I DROPPED MY ICE CREAM MONEY,
AND HE HELPED ME PICK IT UP.
FELICIA: GEORGIE'S OVER THERE
SITTING ON THE BLANKET.
I WANT YOU TO GO OVER THERE
AND WAIT FOR ME.
MAXIE: ARE YOU SURE YOU'LL BE
ALL RIGHT?
FELICIA: I'M FINE.
GO.
FAISON: YOUR DAUGHTER IS
LOVELY.
BUT HOW COULD SHE BE ANYTHING
ELSE?
FELICIA: I KNOW HOW MUCH
YOU ENJOY PLAYING GAMES, AND IT
WON'T WORK WITH MY FAMILY.
IF YOU HARM MY FAMILY IN ANY
WAY, I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU.
FAISON: SUCH PASSION,
COURAGE.
SO FEW WOMEN ARE WILLING
TO SHOW --
FELICIA: STAY AWAY
FROM MY FAMILY!
FAISON: I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY
MISUNDERSTANDING HERE.
REALLY.
FELICIA: IS EVERYONE OK?
OK.
MAXIE: WHAT HAPPENED BACK
THERE, MOM?
WHY ARE YOU SO MAD AT THAT MAN?

EMILY: MOM, I DON'T NEED
A LECTURE ON SEX RIGHT NOW.
I'M ALREADY DEPRESSED ENOUGH
AS IT IS.
MONICA: AH, AH --
JUST TELL ME THE TRUTH.
ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH JUAN?
EMILY: NO.
MONICA: I WISH I COULD
BELIEVE YOU.
BUT YOU HAVE LIED SO MANY TIMES
ABOUT HIM THAT I CAN'T.
SO WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT
BIRTH CONTROL AND PROTECTION.
EMILY: FOR THE LAST TIME,
MOM, WE'RE NOT HAVING SEX, OK?
EVEN IF WE WERE, WE'D BE USING
PROTECTION.
BUT CAN WE PLEASE JUST DROP
THIS?
MONICA: NO.
YOUR FATHER AND I --
WELL, WE CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE
CHANCES.
SO WE'RE GOING TO SEND YOU AWAY
FOR THE REST OF THE SUMMER.
EMILY: WHERE?
MONICA: WE'VE MADE
ARRANGEMENTS FOR YOU TO GO
TO A CAMP IN VERMONT.
YOU'LL BE LEAVING IN
THE MORNING.
EMILY: BUT JUAN WILL BE GONE
BY THE TIME THAT I GET BACK.
MONICA: THAT'S THE GENERAL
IDEA.
EMILY: I WON'T GO.
MONICA: WELL, IF YOU PREFER,
WE COULD LOCK YOU IN YOUR ROOM
AND HAVE A GUARD STAND WATCH
24 HOURS --
FACE IT, EMILY, IT'S OVER.
YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO SEE HIM
AGAIN.
EMILY: I HATE YOU.
I HATE YOU BOTH.
I ALWAYS WILL.

JAX: NOW, IT'S NOT LIKE
YOU TO JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS, DAD.
YOU'VE ONLY --
WELL, YOU BARELY KNOW CHLOE.
JOHN: HMM.
DIDN'T YOU SAY SHE'S A CLOTHING
DESIGNER?
JAX: SHE OWNS HER OWN
COMPANY.
JOHN: YES, WELL, IN THAT
BUSINESS, WHO DOESN'T?
THEY COME UP WITH A LOOK,
SHOW UP AT THE RIGHT PARTIES.
FOR A COUPLE OF SEASONS THEY'RE
ALL THE RAGE.
BUT THERE'S NO SUBSTANCE TO IT.
HARDLY ANY OF THEM SURVIVE.
JAX: SHE HAPPENS TO BE
A TALENTED ARTIST.
JOHN: YES, WELL,
DRAWING BUTTONHOLES DOES NOT
QUALIFY AS ART.
A WOMAN LIKE CHLOE IS PURELY
DECORATIVE.
MIND YOU, I CERTAINLY WISH NED
THE BEST WITH HER, BUT SHE'D BE
COMPLETELY WRONG FOR YOU.
ALEXIS, ON THE OTHER HAND,
IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEEDED --
A STRONG WOMAN, A TRUE PARTNER.
THAT HELICOPTER CRASH
IN THE SAHARA HARDLY FAZED HER.
CAN YOU IMAGINE IF YOU'D BEEN
STRANDED WITH CHLOE?
THAT GIRL WOULDN'T LAST
15 MINUTES AWAY FROM AN ESPRESSO
MACHINE.
THE ONLY WAY SHE'D SURVIVE THAT
KIND OF DEPRIVATION IS
IF YOU CARRIED HER OUT
OF THE DESERT ON YOUR BACK.
JAX: CHLOE HAS A LOT MORE
COURAGE THAN YOU REALIZE.
JOHN: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
JAX: SHE MARRIED NED,
DIDN'T SHE?
I MEAN, IF THAT DOESN'T TAKE
GUTS, WHAT DOES?
LISTEN, I REALLY GOT TO PREPARE
FOR MY NEXT MEETING.
I'VE GOT SOME PAPERWORK TO DO.
JOHN: YEAH, RIGHT.
ARE WE ON FOR DINNER?
JAX: I'LL CHECK WITH ALEXIS.
JOHN: HMM, I DON'T WANT
TO PUSH.
WE'LL WORK AROUND YOU.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
I'LL LET MYSELF OUT.
JAX: OK.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
CHLOE: CERTAINLY NO DOUBT
ABOUT WHERE I STAND WITH HIM.

NED: COME IN.
HEY.
ALEXIS: HI.
NED: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
ALEXIS: I JUST CAME
BY TO DROP OFF SOME L&B PAPERS.
SINCE WHEN DID YOU TAKE UP GOLF?
NED: SINCE MY GRANDFATHER
STARTED PLANTING VIDEO CAMERAS
IN MY BOOKSHELF.
YEP, THEY DON'T MAKE THEM LIKE
THEY USED TO.
ALEXIS: ACTUALLY, I SAW
A TAPE FROM THAT CAMERA LAST
NIGHT.
NED: OH, I THOUGHT YOU DID.
GRANDMOTHER CALLED AND TOLD ME
THAT REGINALD HAD DROPPED OFF
A VIDEOTAPE MEANT FOR
GRANDFATHER AND THAT
YOU ACCEPTED IT.
ALEXIS: I HOPE YOU DON'T
MIND.
NED: NO.
OF COURSE NOT.
I DISCOVERED THE CAMERA A FEW
MINUTES BEFORE, SO I THOUGHT,
"HEY, WHY NOT COMPLETELY THROW
HIM OFF AND HAVE CHLOE AND ME
PUT ON A SHOW?"
ALEXIS: ARE YOU SURE THAT WAS
ALL IT WAS?
BECAUSE IF ANYTHING HAS CHANGED
BETWEEN US, I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW
ABOUT IT NOW.

ALEXIS: A GOOD LAWYER LOOKS
AT EVIDENCE IN A FAIR
AND IMPARTIAL WAY.
AND THAT'S WHAT I DID WHEN
I LOOKED AT THE VIDEOTAPE.
I PUT MY PERSONAL FEELINGS
ASIDE, AND I CONCLUDED THAT
YOU AND CHLOE WERE TRYING TO SET
UP EDWARD.
IT'S JUST THE LONGER I LOOKED
AT IT, THE LESS OBJECTIVE
I BECAME.
YOU WERE ENJOYING YOURSELF, NED.
IT WAS THE SAME AS WHEN --
NED: WHEN I MAKE LOVE TO YOU?
ALEXIS: I'M NOT TRYING
TO HURT YOU.
I'M NOT.
I'M NOT TRYING TO MAKE
YOU FEEL BAD.
IT'S JUST SOMEONE TOLD ME THAT
HONESTY IS THE SPINE OF ANY
RELATIONSHIP.
NED: REMEMBER WHEN I BROUGHT
THOSE CHOCOLATE-COVERED
STRAWBERRIES TO YOU?
ALEXIS: DURING THE BLACKOUT,
IN A BLIZZARD, YOU CAME
TO MY HOTEL ROOM WITH
CHOCOLATE-COVERED STRAWBERRIES
AND CHAMPAGNE.
NED: AND THAT'S WHAT I WAS
THINKING OF WHEN I WAS
WITH CHLOE.
I LOOKED THE WAY I DO WHEN WE'RE
TOGETHER BECAUSE IN MY MIND
WE WERE.
ALEXIS: I'M SURE THAT'S TRUE.
AND YOU MAY BE ABLE TO KEEP THAT
UP FOR WEEKS OR MONTHS.
BUT, SEE, THE LONGER YOU'RE
WITH CHLOE, THE MORE RIGHT
THAT'S GOING TO FEEL TO YOU.
AND IT IS POSSIBLE THAT
EVENTUALLY SHE'LL BE THE ONE
THAT YOU'RE COMFORTABLE
WITH AND I'LL BE ON THE OUTSIDE
WONDERING WHERE YOU WENT.
IT COULD HAPPEN THAT ONE NIGHT
IN THE DISTANT FUTURE YOU'LL BE
HOLDING ME AND THINKING
OF CHLOE.

FELICIA: YOU BOTH KNOW THAT
CONTACT WITH STRANGERS IS
FORBIDDEN.
WHY WERE YOU SPEAKING
TO THAT MAN?
MAXIE: I DIDN'T THINK HE WAS
A STRANGER.
FELICIA: WHY NOT?
MAXIE: I'VE SEEN HIM
AT KELLY'S AND ONCE OUTSIDE
OUR HOUSE.
I THOUGHT HE WAS SOMEONE
YOU KNEW.
FELICIA: HE'S SPOKEN TO YOU?
MAXIE: ONCE.
I LEFT BEHIND MY TAKEOUT
AT KELLY'S, AND HE GAVE IT
TO ME.
FELICIA: YOU MUST NEVER SPEAK
TO HIM AGAIN UNDER ANY
CIRCUMSTANCES.
EITHER ONE OF YOU.
YOU HEAR ME?
GEORGIE: YES.
MAXIE: WHY, MOM?
WHAT HAS HE DONE?
FELICIA: THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT
RIGHT NOW.
BUT IF YOU EVER SEE THAT MAN
AGAIN, YOU COME TO ME OR MAC.
OK?
PROMISE ME.
MAXIE: PROMISE.
FELICIA: THANK YOU.
MAC: BOO!
[MAXIE GASPS]
MAC: HI.
SORRY I'M LATE.
WHAT HAPPENED?
FELICIA: MAXIE SPOKE
TO A STRANGER, AND I GOT UPSET.
MAC: WAS IT HERE IN THE PARK?
FELICIA: HE'S GONE NOW.
MAXIE: I DIDN'T MEAN TO, MAC.
I DROPPED MY ICE CREAM MONEY,
AND HE HELPED ME PICK IT UP.
FELICIA: MAXIE SAID SHE S
HIM OTHER PLACES, LIKE
AT KELLY'S AND AT OUR HOUSE.
BUT THEY KNOW TO NEVER GO NEAR
HIM AGAIN.
MAC: GOOD.
THAT'S GOOD.
LISTEN, DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER
WHEN I TOLD YOU THAT MOST
OF THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ARE
GOOD BUT THERE ARE SOME
BAD ONES?
WELL, THIS MAN, HE HAPPENS TO BE
ONE OF THE BAD ONES.
HIS NAME IS CESAR FAISON,
AND I JUST WANT YOU TO STAY AWAY
FROM HIM.
OK?

ALAN: THEN IT'S TRUE?
SHE'S HAVING SEX WITH JUAN?
MONICA: SHE ASSURED ME THAT
SHE ISN'T.
ALAN: DO YOU BELIEVE HER?
MONICA: YES.
ALAN: DID YOU TELL HER ABOUT
THE CAMP?
HOW DID SHE TAKE IT?
MONICA: SHE HATES US BOTH
AND ALWAYS WILL.
ALAN: OH, I WISH WE HAD NEVER
ALLOWED HER TO START SEEING
JUAN.
MONICA: YOU THINK IT'S
MY FAULT?
ALAN: NO, I'M JUST
FOR LEAVING THINGS THE WAY
THEY WERE.
MONICA: I MEAN, BECAUSE
I RECALL YOU WERE THE ONE THAT
LET HER SEE JUAN WHEN HE WAS
IN THE HOSPITAL.
ALAN: THE SITUATION WAS
DIFFERENT THEN, MONICA.
ONCE I REALIZED THE SERIOUSNESS
OF IT, I DECIDED TO HOLD
THE LINE.
MONICA: YEAH, WHILE I,
ON THE OTHER HAND, FIND IT
IMPOSSIBLE TO DISCIPLINE
MY DAUGHTER.
ALAN: LOOK, I'M NOT SAYING
YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE, MONICA.
YOU'RE SO AFRAID OF LOSING
HER THE WAY THAT YOU LOST JASON,
YOU'RE LETTING HER WALK ALL
OVER YOU.
MONICA: HAS IT EVER OCCURRED
TO YOU I COULD USE A LITTLE
SUPPORT?
ALAN: MONICA, I STAND BEHIND
YOU ON EVERY SINGLE ISSUE.
MONICA: ABOUT AS FAR BEHIND
ME AS YOU CAN GET.
ALAN: I'M THE ONE WHO
SUGGESTED THAT SHE GO AWAY
TO CAMP.
MONICA: NO, YOU WEREN'T.
I PROPOSED THE IDEA,
AND YOU FOUGHT ME ALL THE WAY.
ALAN: WAIT A SECOND.
I WAS SIMPLY PLAYING DEVIL'S
ADVOCATE, NOT DISAGREEING.
I WANTED TO EXPLORE ALL
THE OPTIONS FROM EVERY ANGLE.
MONICA: WELL, MAYBE HERE'S
AN ANGLE THAT YOU HAVEN'T
EXPLORED.
WE CAN SEND EMILY TO CAMP.
WE CAN SEND HER TO BOARDING
SCHOOL.
WE CAN SEND HER TO THE MOON
FOR ALL THE DIFFERENCE IT'S
GOING TO MAKE BECAUSE THIS ISSUE
ISN'T OVER.
JUAN SANTIAGO IS NOT GOING AWAY.
JUAN: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

MAC: THANK YOU.
HEY, WHO IS IN THE MOOD
FOR A FIELD TRIP?
FELICIA: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
MAC: WELL, I JUST REALIZED
THAT EVERYONE IS LONG OVERDUE
FOR A VISIT TO MARIAH.
FELICIA: YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
YOU'RE RIGHT.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
YOU WANT TO GO SEE GREAT-GRANDMA
IN TEXAS?
MAXIE: SURE. WHEN?
MAC: WELL, I THINK --
GET UP, LET'S GO.
I THINK IF YOU LEAVE FIRST THING
IN THE MORNING, YOU CAN BE THERE
FOR A HORSEBACK RIDE BEFORE
DINNER.
FELICIA: OH, THE TIMING
COULDN'T BE MORE PERFECT.
MAC: I'M GLAD YOU SEE IT
MY WAY.
OK, DO WE HAVE EVERYTHING?
MAXIE: YEP.
MAC: LET'S GET MOVING.
MAXIE: COME ON, GEORGIE.
MAC: LET'S GO.
FELICIA: FAISON CAN'T WIN
THIS TIME.
MAC: I'M NOT GOING TO LET
THAT HAPPEN.
WAIT FOR US.
OK.

NED: CHLOE IS A FRIEND
AND NOTHING MORE.
THERE IS NO ROOM IN MY HEART
FOR ANOTHER WOMAN.
ALEXIS: I KNOW YOU BELIEVE
THAT.
AND I DO, TOO.
USUALLY.
NED: LOOK, MARRIAGES CAN END.
IF THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT, I WILL
CALL OFF THE WHOLE THING TODAY.
ALEXIS: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO DO ANYTHING.
I ALREADY FEEL SILLY.
NED: WELL, I LIKE IT WHEN
YOU'RE SILLY.
ALEXIS: YOU USED TO LIKE ME.
NED: SEE?
YOU DO REMEMBER.
SO, WHEN CAN YOU GET AWAY?
ALEXIS: WHAT?
NED: YOU'VE FORGOTTEN HOW
MUCH I ADORE YOU.
I'M TAKING YOU ON A VACATION,
JUST THE TWO OF US.
ALEXIS: OH, WELL,
I -- I DON'T KNOW THAT WE CAN DO
THAT BECAUSE WE'VE GOT --
NED: OH, NO, NO,
JAX AND CHLOE CAN COVER FOR US.
AND AFTER THAT STUNT THEY PULLED
WITH THE HORSES, IT'S THE LEAST
THEY CAN DO.
ALEXIS: YOU SURE?
NED: I'M DAMN SURE.

JAX: LOOK, MY PARENTS BELIEVE
EVERYTHING I DO IS THE SMARTEST
AND THE BEST.
THEREFORE, ANY WOMAN I MARRY HAS
TO BE THE IDEAL.
AND CARRIED TO ITS LOGICAL
CONCLUSION, EVERY OTHER WOMAN IS
SERIOUSLY FLAWED.
CHLOE: I'VE NEVER BEEN CALLED
AN "EMPTY VESSEL" BEFORE.
AND I'M NOT EVEN SURE HOW I FEEL
ABOUT THAT.
JAX: IT HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH YOU.
IT'S JUST HIS WAY OF SAYING THAT
HE APPROVES OF ALEXIS.
CHLOE: I KNOW.
JAX: YOU DO?
CHLOE: YOUR FATHER DOESN'T
EVEN KNOW ME.
HOW COULD HE FORM AN ACCURATE
OPINION?
BESIDES, I THINK IT'S VERY SWEET
HOW EMPHATICALLY YOUR PARENTS
LOVE YOU.
JAX: WELL, IF IT'S ANY
CONSOLATION, I THINK YOU WOULD
HAVE SURVIVED THE SAHARA JUST
AS WELL AS ALEXIS.
CHLOE: LET'S HOPE WE DON'T
HAVE TO FIND OUT.
CHLOE: AND NOW, IF YOU WILL
EXCUSE ME, I HAVE SOME BUTTONS
THAT NEED TO BE DRAWN.

JUAN: I KNOW I'M NOT WELCOME
HERE, SO I'LL KEEP THIS SHORT.
EMILY FELL ASLEEP IN MY ROOM
BY ACCIDENT.
NOTHING HAPPENED BETWEEN US.
AND DO YOU EVEN KNOW
YOUR DAUGHTER?
SHE LOVES YOU.
SHE'S NOT FIGHTING YOU TO BE
A BRAT.
SHE'S FIGHTING YOU BECAUSE
SHE KNOWS WHAT'S RIGHT FOR HER.
EMILY'S SMART THAT WAY,
YOU KNOW, ABOUT HERSELF,
ABOUT HER FRIENDS.
SHE UNDERSTANDS WHAT MATTERS,
AND SO DO I.
EMILY MATTERS.
I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING
TO HURT HER.
MONICA: YOU ALREADY HAVE,
SEVERAL TIMES.
ALAN: YOU AND EMILY CAN'T
OBEY THE RULES, SO WE'RE TAKING
THE MATTER INTO OUR OWN HANDS.
JUAN: HOW?
MONICA: WE'RE SENDING
HER TO CAMP FOR THE REST
OF THE SUMMER.
WHEN SHE RETURNS, YOU WILL BE
BACK IN PUERTO RICO.
ALAN: NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE
US, DR. QUARTERMAINE AND I ARE
VERY BUSY.
JUAN: EMILY AND I CARE ABOUT
EACH OTHER, AND NOTHING YOU DO
WILL CHANGE THAT.
ALAN: I SHOULD CALL
THE POLICE AND HAVE HIM ARRESTED
FOR TRESPASSING.
[DOOR CLOSES]
MONICA: HARASSING JUAN ISN'T
GOING TO DO ANY GOOD.
IT'S WAY TOO LATE FOR THAT.

EMILY: JUAN.
EMILY: I'M SO SORRY.
JUAN: IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE CAREFUL.
EMILY: THEY'RE SENDING ME
AWAY TO CAMP FIRST THING
IN THE MORNING.
JUAN: I KNOW.
EMILY: LISTEN, WE CAN RUN
AWAY TOGETHER.
JUAN: NO, NO, NO, NO --
EMILY: I'LL GO --
JUAN: I'VE CAUSED YOU ENOUGH
TROUBLE ALREADY.
EMILY: BUT IF WE DON'T,
I'M NEVER GOING TO SEE
YOU AGAIN.
JUAN: I'LL BE HERE WHEN
YOU GET BACK, EMILY.
COUNT ON IT.
EMILY: YOU WON'T FORGET ME,
WILL YOU?
JUAN: IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT.

>> STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM
THE NEXT "GENERAL HOSPITAL."

JASON: I HAVE A MESSAGE
FOR YOU.
JUAN: YEAH, WELL, IF IT'S
FROM YOUR BOSS, I DON'T WANT
TO HEAR IT.
JASON: IT'S FROM MY SISTER.

KATHERINE: I'M PREGNANT NOW.
DR. KALE: WELL, I'M A FIRM
BELIEVER IN POSITIVE THINKING.

MAC: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD
OF A MAN NAMED CESAR FAISON?

FAISON: WILL IT CURE YOU
OR KILL YOU?

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