General Hospital Transcript Monday 8/16/99

Provided by Laura

SONNY: OK.
HANNAH: IS THE COAST CLEAR?
SONNY: MORE OR LESS.
HANNAH: OK.
HANNAH: THERE WE GO.
SONNY: ALL RIGHT.
HANNAH: WHAT DO YOU THINK?
SONNY: LET ME TASTE IT.
I'LL LET YOU KNOW.
HANNAH: TYPICAL SONNY.
I MISSED TYPICAL SONNY.

KATHERINE: LAURA.
WHAT A SURPRISE.
LAURA: I WORK HERE.
KATHERINE: AS WHAT,
A SECURITY GUARD?
LET'S SEE -- YOU HAVE THROWN ME
OUT OF WYNDEMERE AND LUKE'S
CLUB.
ARE YOU GOING TO BAR ME
FROM THE HOSPITAL, TOO?
LAURA: NOT A BAD IDEA.
KATHERINE: WILL YOU STOP
AT NOTHING TO KEEP ME AWAY
FROM YOUR SON?

NIKOLAS: LUCKY?
WHAT'S THE PLAN?
YOU'VE ALWAYS GOT AN ANGLE.
TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
I CAN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT BEING
A FATHER.
MY --
MY BRAIN QUITS.
I'M JUST LEARNING HOW TO BE
A KID.
OK.
NOT QUITE.
ANYWAY,
KATHERINE'S PROBABLY LYING,
RIGHT?
HOW CAN I TELL?
YOU COULD ALWAYS TELL.
WHAT IF SHE ISN'T?
I MEAN, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED
TO DO?
NIKOLAS: YOU'RE --
YOU'RE GONE.
NIKOLAS: EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH
IS STILL HERE.
NIKOLAS: IT HELPS.
IT COUNTS.

CARLY: HI.
A.J.: HEY.
CARLY: YOU JUST MISSED IT.
A.J.: AW.
STORY OF MYLFE.
WHAT'D I MISS?
CARLY: MICHAEL ACTUALLY WENT
TO SLEEP ON HIS OWN --
NO CRYING, NO FUSSING,
NO STALLING FOR TIME.
IT WAS A MIRACLE.
IT WAS AMAZING.
A.J.: OH, I WISH I WOULD'VE
SEEN HIM.
CARLY: YOU WILL.
I WISH YOU WOULD'VE, TOO.
A.J.: YEAH.
HMM.
A.J.: MAYBE NEXT TIME I WILL.
CARLY: OH, YEAH?
A.J.: MM-HMM.
CARLY: YOU'RE PLANNING
ON COMING HOME FROM WORK
TO WATCH YOUR SON GO TO SLEEP?
EDWARD'S GOING TO LOVE THAT.
A.J.: NOT EXACTLY HOME.
CARLY: YOU HAVE GOT TO STOP
BUYING ME PRESENTS SOMEDAY --
MAYBE, EVENTUALLY.
A.J.: MM-HMM.
CARLY: WOW, PAPER.
PAPER'S GOOD.
A.J.: READ IT. READ IT.
CARLY: OK.
A.J.: OK?
CARLY: "TRAVEL ITINERARY"?
WE'RE GOING TO MAUI
FOR TWO WEEKS?
A.J.: MM-HMM.
WELCOME TO YOUR HONEYMOON.

GERTRUDE: GRAZIE.
MILLE GRAZIE.
MAID: NO, SIGNORA.
CHLOE: IF SHE CATCHES ALEXIS
WITH NED, IT'S OFF.
JAX: WELL, SO WE'LL GET
HER AWAY FROM THE DOOR.
CHLOE: HOW?
JAX: I DON'T KNOW.
I'M THINKING.
CHLOE: STALL HER.
JAX: CHLOE, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
CHLOE: THERE'S A LEDGE OUT
THERE.
JAX: THAT IS FIVE STORIES UP!
CHLOE: IT DOESN'T MATTER.
JUST GO SMILE AT HER
OR SOMETHING.
JAX: I --
CHLOE: I'LL BE FINE.
JAX: ALL RIGHT, BUT BE
CAREFUL.
CHLOE: OK.
JAX: GERTRUDE.
GERTRUDE: OH!
JAX: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN ROME?
GERTRUDE: WELL, I AM ABOUT
TO DISCOVER MY NIECE'S HUSBAND
IN BED WITH YOUR WIFE.

JAX: ASPETTA UN ATTIMO, PER FAV
GERTRUDE: GET AWAY FROM THAT
DOOR!
JAX: SHH.
MY WIFE IS TRYING TO SLEEP.
GERTRUDE: KEEP YOUR EYE
ON THE DOOR.
I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO TRY
AND SNEAK OUT.
JAX: WHY WOULD THEY WANT TO?
GERTRUDE: DO YOU THINK I'M
REALLY GOING TO FALL FOR THIS?
JAX: LOOK, GERTRUDE,
YOU CAN'T BARGE IN ON NED
AND CHLOE ON THEIR HONEYMOON.
GERTRUDE: YOU MEAN NED
AND ALEXIS, AND "HONEYMOON"
ISN'T THE WORD.
JAX: THEY'RE PROBABLY NOT
EVEN IN THERE.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT IN ROME.
YOU KNOW, THEY COU BE
ANYWHERE.
GERTRUDE: OH, GOD KNOWS WHERE
MY FLIGHTY NIECE MIGHT BE.
BUT I CAN TELL YOU SOMEWHERE
SHE ISN'T -- IN THAT ROOM
WITH NED ASHTON.
JAX: WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE
DINNER?
YOU KNOW, JET LAG CAN MAKE
THINGS SEEM SO MUCH WORSE THAN
THEY REALLY ARE.
WHY DON'T WE GO DOWNSTAIRS
AND CHECK OUT THE MENU, HUH?
GERTRUDE: WHAT ARE
YOU LOOKING AT?
OH, I AM NOT GOING TO FALL
FOR THAT OLD TRICK.
AN ELEPHANT COULD FLY BY THAT
WINDOW AND I WOULD NOT LOOK OUT.
JAX: YES, YES, YES, YOU ARE
FAR TOO SHREWD FOR ALL OF US.
GERTRUDE: NOW YOU'RE TRYING
TO FLATTER ME?
HMM!
MAID!
JAX: GERTRUDE -- GERTRUDE,
WHY HUMILIATE YOURSELF?
COME ON.
OK, IF YOU WON'T HAVE DINNER
WITH ME, WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN
ME FOR A NIGHTCAP DOWNSTAIRS?
GERTRUDE: I MOST CERTAINLY
WOULD NOT.
JAX: GERTRUDE, COME HERE.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KIND
OF BREAD?
GERTRUDE: UNHAND ME, YOU CAD.
JAX: WELL, THANK YOU.
SCUSI. SCUSI.
SCUSI.
GERTRUDE: STAND DOWN, SIR!
GET AWAY FROM THE DOOR OR I WILL
THROW YOU OUT THE WINDOW.
MAID, VATTENE.
FARLO.
OPEN THE DOOR.
OPEN THE DOOR.
USE THE KEY.
OPEN THE DOOR.
OH.
I KNEW IT!
I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT.
NED: WHAT THE --

CARLY: WHAT ABOUT E.L.Q.?
I MEAN, NO, REALLY, YOU'RE JUST
FINALLY GETTING ALL THOSE PEOPLE
WHIPPED INTO SHAPE, THEY ALL
KNOW WHO YOU ARE, AND THEY'RE
STARTING TO RESPECT YOU.
A.J.: THANKS TO YOU.
YOU KNOW WHAT, CARLY?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS
FAMILY WHO BELIEVES IN ME.
CARLY: I JUST DON'T KNOW
IF THIS IS THE TIME TO PICK UP
AND LEAVE FOR A TWO-WEEK
VACATION.
A.J.: MM-HMM.
OK.
LISTEN TO ME -- SINCE --
SINCE WE'VE GOT MARRIED, I --
I DON'T KNOW -- WE'VE TAKEN IT
VERY SLOW.
CARLY: YEAH.
A.J.: I SAW NO REASON TO RUSH
YOU, AND I DIDN'T.
CARLY: AND I --
I APPRECIATE THAT.
A.J.: PLUS YOU HAD JASON
TO DEAL WITH.
YOU KNOW?
BUT I'VE BEEN -- I'VE BEEN VERY
BUSY WITH E.L.Q., AND YOU'VE
BEEN SWAMPED WITH CHLOE'S
WEDDING AND --
CARLY: CHARITY GUILD.
A.J.: YEAH.
CARLY: YEAH.
A.J.: AND, WELL,
WE'VE ALSO BEEN VERY WORRIED
ABOUT MICHAEL.
CARLY: YEAH.
A.J.: AND I THINK IN ALL
THE CONFUSION, MAYBE I SENT
YOU MIXED SIGNALS.
YOU KNOW, MAYBE -- MAYBE
YOU THINK THAT THIS IS ONE
OF THOSE ANYTHING-GOES KIND
OF MARRIAGES, AND I JUST WANT
YOU TO KNOW IT ISN'T.
CARLY: I REALIZE THAT.
A.J.: YOU KNOW, WE HAVE
A GREAT OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE
A GREAT LIFE TOGETHER.
AND I WANT THAT MORE THAN
ANYTHING, CARLY.
I REALLY DO.
I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU.
NOW, MAYBE I'VE BEEN A LITTLE
NEGLECTFUL, MAYBE -- MAYBE
I HAVEN'T BEEN CONFIDENT ENOUGH,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU -- YOU DESERVE A REAL
HONEYMOON.
SO DO I.
CARLY: OK.
A.J.: OK?
CARLY: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE, THEN.
OK, WHEN DO WE LEAVE?
A.J.: TOMORROW MORNING.
CARLY: OH.
A.J.: WHAT?
CARLY: YOU KNOW,
BECAUSE I HAVE THAT CHARITY
GUILD LUNCHEON TOMORROW.
I'M JUST A NOVICE ON
THE COMMITTEE.
A.J.: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
I'LL HAVE GRANDMOTHER CALL
AMANDA.
CARLY: NO, BUT THEN MICHAEL'S
NOT EVEN ANYWHERE NEAR READY.
A.J.: LETICIA'S GOT THAT
COVERED.
I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT WE PAY
HER FOR.
CARLY: YOU THOUGHT
OF EVERYTHING?
A.J.: ABSOLUTELY.
I WANT THIS TRIP TO BE PERFECT.
CARLY: HMM.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I CAN'T LEAVE WITHOUT SAYING
GOOD-BYE TO MY MOTHER.
A.J.: GIVE HER A CALL.
CARLY: NO, I CAN'T CALL
HER BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
WE'VE BEENEALLY TRYING TO COME
TOGETHER TO MAKE THIS THING WORK
OUT BETWEEN US, AND I NEVER
THOUGHT I WOULD SAY THIS,
BUT I NEED TO -- I NEED TO HUG
MY MOMMY BEFORE I GO.
SHE'S PROBABLY JUST GETTING
TO KELLY'S RIGHT NOW,
SO IF I WANTED TO, YOU KNOW,
RUN OVER --
A.J.: YOU REALLY WANT TO DO
THIS?
YOU SURE?
YOU REALLY WANT TO GO ON THIS
TRIP, CARLY?
CARLY: NO, I'M --
I'M THRILLED.
I REALLY AM.
NO, I REALLY -- I AM.
IT'S JUST MY LIFE IS
SO DIFFERENT NOW, A.J.
IT'S NOT LIKE IT USED TO BE, OK?
I CAN'T JUST PICK UP AND GO
WHENEVER I WANT TO.
I HAVE A FAMILY NOW.
I HAVE RESPONSIBILITIES,
SOCIAL OBLIGATIONS, AND I DON'T
WANT TO LET YOU DOWN.
A.J.: I DON'T KNOW.
I GUESS I WAS JUST EXPECTING
YOU TO BE HAPPIER.
CARLY: WELL,
YOU KNOW ME.
MOST OF MY LIFE, THE BIGGEST
SURPRISES HAVE TURNED OUT TO BE
THE BIGGEST DISASTERS.
SO I GUESS I'M JUST GETTING USED
TO THE GOOD ONES.
AND I'M TRYING TO TAKE CONTROL
OF MY LIFE THE SAME WAY THAT
YOU ARE.
I THINK MAYBE NEXT TIME,
A LITTLE BIT MORE LEAD-IN.
A.J.: NO PROBLEM.
CARLY: I'M REALLY PSYCHED
ABOUT THIS.
I AM.
I MEAN, THIS IS LIKE THE BEST
PRESENT YOU'VE EVER GIVEN ME.
I SWEAR.
A.J.: GOOD.
SO AM I.
CARLY: GOOD. OK.
A.J.: YEAH.
CARLY: YOU KNOW, I'M JUST
GOING TO GO RIGHT NOW,
BUT I WON'T BE GONE LONG.
I'LL COME RIGHT BACK.
A.J.: ALL RIGHT.
CARLY: OK. THANKS.
A.J.: SURE.

SONNY: SO WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN
UP TO?
HANNAH: WELL, KELLY'S IS
FUN -- GOSSIP CENTRAL.
I HELPED JUAN GET SETTLED IN.
I BOUGHT HIM A LITTLE CARE
PACKAGE.
SONNY: JUAN'S STAYING
IN TOWN?
HANNAH: YEAH, JUST TILL
THE SUMMER.
DID YOU KNOW HE FAKED HIS LEG
INJURY, AND EMILY AND HIM --
SONNY: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
I HEARD THAT.
HANNAH: YEAH, I DON'T THINK
HE'S GOING TO GET HIMSELF
INTO ANY DANGER.
I THINK HE'S REALLY LEARNED
HIS LESSON.
SONNY: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S BEEN GREAT.
THANKS.
UM, I COULD PROBABLY SLEEP NOW.
HANNAH: OH, DON'T NOD OFF
UNTIL YOU'VE HAD DESSERT.

KATHERINE: I WOULD NEVER
PRESUME TO ADVISE YOU ON BEING
A MOTHER.
LAURA: YOU KNOW, I REALLY CAN
HAVE YOU ESCORTED OUT OF HERE.
KATHERINE: BUT ISN'T IT ODD
TO BE SO INVOLVED IN YOUR SON'S
LOVE LIFE?
I AGREE YOU HAVE MANY THINGS
TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT.
I MEAN, YOU DID WALK OUT ON HIM
WHEN HE WAS A BABY.
BUT NOW YOU'RE DEVOTING
YOUR WHOLE LIFE TO HIM,
TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR LOST TIME?
LAURA: AND WE ARE.
IT'S BEEN WONDERFUL.
KATHERINE: MAYBE YOU ARE.
BUT NIKOLAS HAS BEEN CONTROLLED
AND OVERPROTECTED HIS ENTIRE
LIFE BY EVERYONE IN HIS FAMILY,
INCLUDING YOU -- ESPECIALLY YOU.
STILL, HE HAS SLIPPED AWAY
AND YOU CAN'T GET HIM BACK,
AND YOU BLAME ME.
LAURA: DO YOU EVER WONDER WHY
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS?
NO FAMILY, NO HUSBAND, NO KIDS?
THINK ABOUT IT.
ALL YOU HAVE IS A BUSINESS THAT
THE WORLD DOESN'T REALLY NEED.
NOW, DOESN'T THAT TELL
YOU SOMETHING?
I AM NOT TAKING NIKOLAS AWAY
FROM YOU.
I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF POWER
OVER MY SON.
HE IS LEAVING YOU ALL
BY HIMSELF.
EXCUSE ME.

NED: GET OUT.
GERTRUDE: IT'S A TRICK!
NED: ARE YOU INSULTING
MY WIFE?
AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
JAX: I TRIED TO STOP HER.
NED: OH, WELL DONE.
CHLOE: GERTRUDE, HOW
COULD YOU?
NED: GET OUT OF HERE.
GERTRUDE: I DON'T KNOW HOW
YOU DID IT, BUT I AM --
CHLOE: YOU HAVE GONE ENTIRELY
TOO FAR THIS TIME.
NED: I WON'T HAVE MY WIFE
UPSET ON OUR HONEYMOON!
CHLOE: NED, IT'S ALL RIGHT,
DARLING.
SHE IS MY RELATIVE.
I'LL DEAL WITH HER.
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT THAT
YOU CAN'T HAVE CHLOE MORGAN
DESIGNS?
IT'S MY COMPANY.
NED IS MY HUSBAND.
THIS IS MY HONEYMOON.
NED: IF YOU'RE NOT OUT
OF OUR ROOM IN TWO SECONDS,
WE'RE PRESSING CHARGES.
CHLOE: PLEASE, GERTRUDE,
FOR THE SAKE OF UNCLE HERBERT,
WILL YOU JUST LEAVE US ALONE?
NED: UH-UH-UH.
GET AWAY FROM MY WIFE.
GERTRUDE: WELL, I WAS ONLY
GOING TO GIVE HER A LITTLE HUG
TO APOLOGIZE.
CHLOE: APOLOGIES ACCEPTED.
GERTRUDE: WELL, PERHAPS I DID
OVERSTEP A BIT.
JAX: ARRIVEDERCI, GERTRUDE.
GERTRUDE: I'LL MAKE IT UP
TO YOU, DEAR.
CHLOE: NO, THAT'S QUITE ALL
RIGHT.
GERTRUDE: YOU KNOW,
OBVIOUSLY, YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS
DON'T MIND MR. AND MRS. JACKS
JOINING YOU ON YOUR HONEYMOON,
SO WHAT'S ONE MORE?
I'LL STAY IN ROME, TOO.
YEAH, WE CAN SEE ALL THE SIGHTS
TOMORROW.
OH, IT'LL BE GREAT FUN!
IF WE HURRY, WE CAN TAKE IN ALL
THE MUSEUMS AND HIT THE VATICAN
BY LUNCH.
YES, WELL, I WILL CALL
YOU IN THE MORNING,
DEAR, BRIGHT AND EARLY.
NOW, WHERE IS YOUR SO-CALLED
WIFE?
JAX: MY WIFE IS SLEEPING.
AND IF YOU WAKE HER UP,
I'LL HAVE YOU ARRESTED.
GERTRUDE: OH, HO, HO.
JET LAG MAKES SOME PEOPLE
SO TESTY.
WELL, DEAR, MY SUITE IS JUST
AROUND THE CORNER IF YOU NEED
ANYTHING.
CIAO.
JAX: WHEW.
NED: ALEXIS?
[ALEXIS SNEEZES]
ALEXIS: GOOD GRIEF!
I THOUGHT SHE'D NEVER --
[SNEEZES]
ALEXIS: LEAVE.
JAX: HERE.
ALEXIS: DON'T THEY EVER CLEAN
UNDER THE BEDS --
[SNEEZES]
NED: GESUNDHEIT.
CHLOE: ALEXIS, THANK YOU.
I THANK ALL OF YOU.
ALEXIS: WHAT WERE YOU DOING
OUT ON THE LEDGE?
YOU COULD'VE FALLEN
ONTO THE PIAZZA.
CHLOE: IT WAS A CHANCE I HAD
TO TAKE.
LOOK AT YOU.
YOU'VE ALL TAKEN SO MANY
CHANCES.
IF NOT, I WOULD HAVE NO COMPANY.
I WOULD BE RUINED.
NED: YEAH, WE ALMOST WERE.
JAX, HOW DID YOU LETHIS
HAPPEN?
JAX: EXCUSE ME?
IF IT WASN'T FOR ME,
GERTRUDE WOULD'VE BUSTED
IN ON YOU AND ALEXIS.
CHLOE: YOU WERE ALL
WONDERFUL.
JAX: YEAH, BUT THIS WAS
A CLOSE ONE, EVEN FOR US.
CHLOE: AND YOU SAVED
THE DAY -- AGAIN -- ALL OF YOU.
NED: STILL, LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN, I THINK WE'LL ALL
AGREE, FROM THIS MOMENT ON --
ALL: THE HONEYMOON IS OVER.
CHLOE: BLESS YOU.

HANNAH: WELL, I'VE LEARNED
SOMETHING NEW.
YOU DON'T LIKE BLUEBERRIES
AND CREAM.
SONNY: NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
I'M JUST BEAT.
HANNAH: REST.
YOU KNOW, SLEEP WILL CURE ALMOST
ANYTHING.
SONNY: I'LL HAVE JOHNNY TAKE
YOU HOME.
HANNAH: I CAN'T LEAVE
YOUR KITCHEN A MESS.
SONNY: I'LL DEAL WITH IT.
HANNAH: NO, YOU REST.
I'LL CLEAN UP.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
JOHNNY: CARLY'S HERE.
SONNY: SEND HER IN.
CARLY: SORRY TO INTERRUPT.
SONNY: WHAT'S UP?
CARLY: I NEED TO TALK
TO YOU IN PRIVATE FOR A MINUTE.
HANNAH: YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S REALLY NOT A GOOD TIME.
SORRY.
SONNY: UH --
ACTUALLY,
HANNAH WAS ON HER WAY HOME.
THANKS FOR DINNER.
I'LL GET YOUR PURSE.
HANNAH: ALL RIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT.
SONNY: OK, GOOD NIGHT.
SONNY: WHAT THE HELL DO
YOU WANT?
CARLY: I NEED YOU TO
SPEAK TO JASON FOR ME
TO TELL HIM THAT I'M LEAVING
TOWN FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

CARLY: SO,
A.J. AND MICHAEL AND I ARE GOING
TO GO TO MAUI.
SONNY: SO?
CARLY: SO COULD YOU --
COULD YOU TELL JASON FOR ME,
PLEASE?
SONNY: SINCE WHEN DO I PASS
ALONG YOUR VACATION PLANS?
CARLY: COULD YOU JUST
TELL HIM?
SONNY: DO I LOOK LIKE
YOUR MESSENGER BOY?
CARLY: JUST TELL HIM.
IT'S A FAMILY VACATION.
SONNY: SEND HIM A POST CARD.
CARLY: NO, HE NEEDS TO HEAR
THIS FROM A REAL PERSON.
SONNY: SINCE WHEN DO YOU CARE
WHAT JASON NEEDS?
CARLY: LOOK, WOULD YOU JUST
TELL HIM?
SONNY: OH, I GET IT --
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN
BOTHER ME NOW BECAUSE YOU SHOWED
UP THE OTHER NIGHT AND
YOU WOULDN'T LEAVE, SO THAT
GIVES YOU THE RIGHT?
CARLY: ALL RIGHT, HOW MUCH DO
YOU REMEMBER ABOUT THE OTHER
NIGHT?
SONNY: GO AWAY.
CARLY: NO.
DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID
TO ME?
SONNY: YEAH, I REMEMBER.
I REMEMBER WHAT -- I REMEMBER
TELLING YOU TO LEAVE.
YOU WOULDN'T.
AND YOU SHOULD HAVE,
LIKE YOU SHOULD RIGHT NOW.
GO.
CARLY: YEAH, WELL, YOU ALSO
SAID SOME REALLY MEAN THINGS --
LIKE I USED JASON,
THAT I RUINED HIS LIFE.
SONNY: YOU DID AND
YOU STILL ARE.
CARLY: AND YOU ALSO SAID THAT
I'M JUST LIKE YOU.
DIDN'T YOU?
WE BOTH DESTROY PEOPLE THAT
WE LOVE.
WE BOTH HURT PEOPLE THAT
NEED US.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I DIDN'T GET THAT BEFORE.
I DIDN'T GET IT UNTIL I CAME
HERE AND I SAW THIS ROOM,
WITH BROKEN GLASS EVERYWHERE,
DARK AND DANK --
AND DESTROYED.
AND IT LOOKED LIKE I FEEL
ON THE INSIDE.
SONNY: OH, STOP IT.
CARLY: SONNY,
I REALLY THOUGHT THAT MY PLAN
COULD WORK.
SONNY: WHY YOU BOTHERING ME?
DO I SEEM LIKE A PRIEST TO YOU?
AM I ASKING YOU TO CONFESS?
DO YOU REALLY THINK I CARE?
CARLY: I -- I --
I KEPT PROMISING JASON THAT
I WOULD COME BACK TO HIM, RIGHT?
THAT WE WERE A FAMILY.
AND I HAD THIS PICTURE.
I COULDN'T LIVE AT THAT PLACE
WITH THOSE PEOPLE WITHOUT
MY PICTURE OF MY FAMILY --
YOU KNOW, MICHAEL AND ME
AND JASON.
BUT I DON'T GET TO HAVE THAT
PICTURE.
AND I REALIZE THAT THAT'S
COMPLETELY MY FAULT.
SONNY: I DON'T NEED THIS
RIGHT NOW.
CARLY: SEE, JASON TOLD ME
THAT THE PLAN COULDN'T WORK,
AND I KNEW THAT IT COULD.
I MEAN, IT HAD TO, OK?
THE QUARTERMAINES WANTED TO TAKE
BY MICHAEL FROM ME.
JASON KNEW THAT I NEVER REALLY
BETRAYED HIM.
HE WAS WILLING TO WAIT.
I MADE HIM BELIEVE THAT MICHAEL
AND I WOULD COME BACK.
I BELIEVED IT MYSELF.
I DID.
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT I WAS --
I WAS TORTURING HIM.
SONNY: YOU'RE A LIAR.
CARLY: YOU KNOW WHAT, SONNY?
FINE.
YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?
I DON'T CARE.
I REALLY DON'T.
I NEVER, EVER MEANT
FOR JASON TO BREAK HIS OWN
HEART, TO GIVE UP THAT BOY.
I NEVER DID.
BUT EVEN THEN I COULDN'T SEE.
I JUST COULDN'T GET IT,
YOU KNOW?
I KEPT TRYING TO HOLD ON.
UNTIL I CAME HERE AND YOU MADE
ME SEE.
YOU MADE ME UNDERSTAND THAT
I HAVE TO LET HIM GO.
I HAVE TO LET JASON GO
BECAUSE I LOVE HIM.
AND I CAN'T -- I CAN'T KEEP
CHASING AFTER HIM.
HE ASKED ME TO STOP.
SO I WILL.
AND THAT'S WHY I JUST NEED
YOU TO TELL HIM THAT MICHAEL
AND A.J. AND I ARE GOING ON A
FAMILY TRIP,
AND THAT I'M GOING TO TRY
TO GIVE MICHAEL A FAMILY
WITH TWO PARENTS AND A MARRIAGE
THAT WORKS.
SONNY: SAINT CARLY.
CARLY: NO.
NO.
JASON AND I COULD'VE FOUND A WAY
TO MAKE IT WORK, PROBABLY.
BUT NO, I GOT SCARED AND I RAN
IN THE WRONG DIRECTION.
BUT I DID IT FOR HIM.
SONNY: WHY YOU TELLING ME
THIS?
CARLY: BECAUSE, SONNY,
I GUESS I DESTROYED HIS ONLY
REAL CHANCE AT A --
AT A FAMILY, AND
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT MADE ME
REALIZE IT.
SONNY: ARE YOU THROUGH?
CARLY: YEAH.
BUT JUST TELL HIM THAT IT'S OK.
I MEAN, IT'S OK.
I'M GOING TO DO WHAT HE WANTS.
SONNY: WHY SHOULD I TELL
JASON ANYTHING?
CARLY: BECAUSE HE TRUSTS YOU.
SONNY: OH, SO THAT WAY I CAN,
YOU KNOW, BREAK IT TO HIM GENTLY
AND MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD, RIGHT?
CARLY: NO.
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
HE KNOWS HOW SCREWED UP I AM.
I DON'T HAVE TO TRY TO PRETEND
I'M SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT
FOR HIM.
LUCKY ME.
BUT, YOU KNOW, THE THING IS
HE ACCEPTS ME.
JUST LIKE HE ACCEPTS YOU.
HEY.
WOULD YOU JUST TELL HIM?
SONNY: I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
CARLY: OH.
NO.
NO, YOU WILL TELL HIM.
SONNY: EXCUSE ME?
CARLY: I KNOW YOU BETTER NOW.

STEFAN: THE MAN WHO OWNS THAT
ISLAND LOVES YOU.
LAURA: STEFAN!
YOU'RE BACK!
WHAT A SURPRISE.
I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT YOU WERE
GOING TO BE BACK NEXT WEEK.
STEFAN: I COULDN'T STAY AWAY.
YOU'RE EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN
I REMEMBERED.
LAURA: HOW CAN I BE?
I FEEL LIKE I'M ABOUT TO FAINT.
WHAT DID YOU DO, SNEAK OUT
OF A MEETING?
STEFAN: NO.
BUT THE THOUGHT CROSSED MY MIND.
THAT ALONE IS UNPRECEDENTED.
LAURA: HOW DID EVERYTHING GO?
STEFAN: I WAS WELCOMED BACK
AS TRUSTEE.
LAURA: OH, I'LL BET YOU WERE.
STEFAN: BUT ALL I COULD THINK
OF WAS YOU.
I'VE NEVER HAD YOU WAITING
FOR ME TO COME HOME BEFORE.
LAURA: AND WAITING
DESPERATELY.
COULDN'T YOU TELL BY THE SOUND
OF MY VOICE EVERY NIGHT
ON THE PHONE?
STEFAN: NO.
NOT AT ALL.
LAURA: AND LULU --
OH, THE NIGHT THAT YOU CALLED
HER PERSON-TO-PERSON FROM LONDON
AND THE OPERATOR SAID HER NAME,
I WISH YOU COULD'VE BEEN THERE
TO SEE HER FACE.
IT WAS GREAT.
THANK YOU.
STEFAN: FOR WHAT,
CALLING A CHILD WHO LOVES
PANCAKES FOR SUPPER?
[LAURA LAUGHS]
STEFAN: I WANTED TO SEE HOW
HER SWIM LESSON TURNED OUT.
LAURA: WELL, YOU DIDN'T HAVE
TO SEND HER A DOLL FROM EVERY
SINGLE CITY THAT YOU WERE IN,
THOUGH.
STEFAN: WELL, I EXPECT
FOR LULU'S TEA PARTIES TO BE
WELL ATTENDED.
LAURA: WELL, THEY ARE,
BELIEVE ME.
STEFAN: PERHAPS I'M
OVERCOMPENSATING.
I USED TO GIVE NIKOLAS TOO MANY
TOYS WHEN HE WAS A CHILD.
I KNOW IT'S NOT THE PROPER WAY
TO DEMONSTRATE AFFECTION.
LAURA: NIKOLAS KNOWS HOW MUCH
YOU LOVE HIM.
STEFAN: I WANT LULU TO KNOW
THAT AS WELL.
LAURA: IT'S SO NICE TO BE
A PRIORITY IN YOUR LIFE.
STEFAN: NOT A PRIORITY.
THE PRIORITY.

SONNY: WHATEVER HAPPENED
THE OTHER NIGHT DOESN'T MAKE US
FRIENDS.
CARLY: I GOT THAT.
SONNY: YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
YOU DIDN'T EVEN HELP ME.
CARLY: I'M NOT SAYING I DID.
SONNY: YOU AREN'T MUCH
OF A NURSE, YOU KNOW THAT?
CARLY: I DO OK.
SONNY: RIGHT, RIGHT.
CARLY: YOU KNOW, THE OTHER
NIGHT, THE ONLY REASON I STAYED
HERE WAS BECAUSE OF JASON.
I MEAN, YOU'RE HIS BEST FRIEND.
I COULDN'T WALK OUT ON YOU,
BUT I DON'T REALLY CARE HOW
YOU FEEL ABOUT IT.
IT WASN'T ABOUT YOU.
SONNY: SO, WHAT, I'M SUPPOSED
TO BE GRATEFUL?
CARLY: NO.
BUT YOU'VE GOT A SOUL.
NOT THAT I WAS LOOKING FOR IT
AND NOT THAT I EVEN CARE,
BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT ONE.
SONNY: OH, SO THAT'S
YOUR SCAM NOW.
YOU'RE GOING TO ACT NOBLE AND DO
THE RIGHT THING SO THAT WAY I'LL
KEEP YOU IN TOUCH WITH JASON
FOREVER, EVEN THOUGH HE FINALLY
GOT SMART AND DUMPED YOU?
WHAT IF I DON'T TELL JASON
ANYTHING?
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
YOU GOING TO TELL EVERYBODY WHAT
HAPPENED?
THAT YOU FOUND ME AND WHAT
I DID?
CARLY: THAT'S NOT THE DEAL,
AND YOU KNOW IT.
SONNY: OK.
I'LL TELL JASON.
CARLY: EXACTLY WHAT I JUST
SAID -- ABOUT MICHAEL HAVING
A HOME, HAVING PARENTS, ME DOING
WHAT JASON WANTS, THE BEST
FOR MICHAEL?
MAKE HIM UNDERSTAND, PLEASE?
SONNY: DON'T PUSH IT NOW.
CARLY: OK.
SONNY, THANK YOU.
SONNY: OK, YOU CAN GO.
SONNY: CARLY.
CARLY: YEAH?
SONNY: TAKE CARE OF YOUR KID.
CARLY: I'LL TRY.
SONNY: AND YOURSELF.
CARLY: YOU, TOO.

STEFAN: THE ATTORNEY
FOR THE SCOTLAND HOLDINGS
ACTUALLY HAD TO SAY MY NAME
TWICE.
I DIDN'T HEAR HIM THE FIRST
TIME.
LAURA: YOU WERE DAYDREAMING?
STEFAN: SO I WAS.
I WAS THINKING OF YOU
IN THE GARDEN
AT THE COUNTRY HOUSE,
THE SCENT OF LILACS
AND THE MOONLIGHT.
LAURA: AND WHAT WERE
YOU SUPPOSED TO BE THINKING
ABOUT?
STEFAN: NOT THAT.
STEFAN: LAURA,
WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO
FROM HERE?
LAURA: I CAN'T IMAGINE
MY LIFE WITHOUT YOU.
THAT'S NOT REALLY WHAT YOU'RE
ASKING ME, IS IT?
YOU KNOW, FOR YEARS
I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT
MY LIFE WAS --
LUKE AND LAURA --
AND NEVER THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
IT WAS ALMOST LIKE WE WERE ONE
PERSON.
I WAS SO YOUNG WHEN I STARTED
OUT WITH HIM THAT I NEVER KNEW
WHERE HE ENDED AND I BEGAN.
BUT I'M JUST STARTING TO NOW.
SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE LULU,
YOU KNOW, LEARNING HOW TO SWIM
FOR THE FIRST TIME.
ALTHOUGH, SHE IS COMPLETELY
FEARLESS AND I'M REALLY NOT.
BUT FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN A VERY LONG TIME,
I CAN IMAGINE THE FUTURE,
AFTER ALL OF THE PAIN,
AFTER ALL THE GRIEF.
AND I IMAGINE IT WITH YOU.
STEFAN: THAT'S WHERE I WANT
US TO BE.
PERMANENTLY.
STEFAN: SHALL I TAKE
YOU HOME?
LAURA: I'D LIKE THAT.
STEFAN: LET'S GO.
STEFAN: HAVE YOU BEEN
IN TOUCH WITH OUR SON LATELY?
LAURA: OH, YES.
YOU'LL BE VERY PROUD OF HIM.
I THINK HE'S MADE SOME EXCELLENT
CHOICES.

KATHERINE: HELLO, NIKOLAS.
NIKOLAS: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
KATHERINE: I'D APPRECIATE
"HELLO."
I RESPECT THE FACT THAT YOU WANT
TO KEEP THIS SITUATION A SECRET,
BUT I'M AFRAID THAT'S NO LONGER
POSSIBLE.
NIKOLAS: WHO DID YOU TELL?
KATHERINE: YOU KNOW,
EAVESDROPPING IS ALWAYS VERY
RISKY BUSINESS.
NIKOLAS: WHO DID YOU TELL,
KATHERINE?
KATHERINE: ESPECIALLY
AT KELLY'S.
NIKOLAS: YOU TOLD ELIZABETH?
KATHERINE: IT WAS A PRIVATE
PHONE CALL WITH MY DOCTOR AND --
WELL, I THOUGHT THAT YOU SHOULD
KNOW.
ELIZABETH DOES KNOW I'M
PREGNANT.

NIKOLAS: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
ELIZABETH HAS NEVER HURT YOU.
SHE DOESN'T WANT ANYTHING
FROM YOU, KATHERINE.
KATHERINE: I CAN'T HELP IT
IF ELIZABETH CAN'T MIND HER OWN
BUSINESS.
NIKOLAS: DON'T MAKE THIS
HER FAULT.
KATHERINE: I AM ONLY TRYING
TO HELP EVERYONE HERE.
NIKOLAS: YOU SET HER UP,
DIDN'T YOU?
LIKE WHEN SHE WALKED IN ON US.
YOU SET ME UP, TOO, THAT DAY.
DID YOU PLAN IT THAT WAY
FROM THE START, MARK IT OUT
ON THE CALENDAR, FIGURE OUT
YOUR BEST DATE?
IF IT'S EVEN TRUE.
KATHERINE: I'M SORRY I EVEN
CAME HERE.
NIKOLAS: YEAH, SO AM I.
KATHERINE: I DIDN'T MEAN
TO UPSET YOU.
NIKOLAS: I WANT YOU TO LEAVE
NOW.
KATHERINE: I WISH YOU COULD
JUST BELIEVE IN ME A LITTLE BIT.
NIKOLAS: I WISH I'D NEVER
LAID EYES ON YOU.
KATHERINE: N'T WORRY ABOUT
ELIZABETH OR ME.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE BABY.

ELIZABETH: LUCKY.

A.J.: THAT'S RIGHT.
I WILL BE GONE FOR TWO WEEKS.
MY SECRETARY WILL BE MONITORING
MY E-MAILS, SO IF THERE ARE ANY
CONCERNS THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE,
SHE WILL DIRECT IT TO THE RIGHT
DEPARTMENT.
IT'S CALLED A VACATION.
EVERYBODY NEEDS ONE, SO RELAX.
NO, NED IS NO LONGER WITH US.
HE RESIGNED.
I THOUGHT I MADE THAT CLEAR
IN MY MEMO.
YEAH, WELL, IF YOU DIDN'T
RECEIVE YOUR MEMO, CALL
MY SECRETARY.
SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO HANDLE THAT.
THANKS FOR CALLING.
MY WIFE'S HERE.
I HAVE TO GO.
[CARLY LAUGHS]
A.J.: OK. SO?
WHAT'D YOUR MOTHER SAY?
CARLY: WHO WAS THAT
ON THE PHONE THERE?
A.J.: JUST BECAUSE SOME GUY
OWNS A FLEET OF SHIPS DOESN'T
MEAN HE CAN RUN MY LIFE, RIGHT?
BESIDES, WE OWN HIS COMPANY.
ALL RIGHT, MORE IMPORTANTLY,
WHAT DID BOBBIE THINK ABOUT
OUR VACATION?
CARLY: OH, WELL, I THINK
SHE WAS ALMOST AS EXCITED ABOUT
IT AS I AM, SO -- BUT DO
YOU REALLY THINK IT'S A GOOD
TIME TO LEAVE E.L.Q. WITH ALL --
A.J.: I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING,
ALL RIGHT?
CARLY: OK.
A.J.: THERE'S NOTHING MORE
IMPORTANT TO ME THAN THE TWO
OF US.
CARLY: YOU'RE SO SWEET.

JAX: THE JET'S FUELED
AND WAITING.
WE'LL BE HALFWAY HOME BEFORE
GERTRUDE EVEN KNOWS WE'RE GONE.
ALEXIS: OH, THE GREAT ESCAPE.
NED: WELL, WHO NEEDS ROME,
ANYWAY?
CHLOE: HAVEN'T WE BEEN HAVING
A GRAND TIME, THOUGH?
NED: YES, I'D SAY THIS RANKS
AS ONE OF MY BETTER HONEYMOONS.
ALEXIS: OH.
JAX: WE'LL BE BACK AGAIN.
CHLOE: HOW CAN YOU BE
SO SURE?
JAX: WELL, WHOEVER THROWS
COINS IN TREVI FOUNTAIN ALWAYS
RETURNS.
CHLOE: ARE YOU MAKING
THAT UP?
JAX: NO, I GUARANTEE IT.

JASON: HEY.
HANNAH: HI.
I'D NEVER HAD ONE OF THESE UNTIL
SONNY.
MAYBE DINNER WAS A MISTAKE.
JASON: HE THROW YOU OUT?
HANNAH: NO.
I DON'KNOW.
KIND OF.
DINNER WENT OK.
I WISH I WOULD'VE KNOWN SONNY
HATES BLUEBERRIES.
JASON: HE DOESN'T.
HANNAH: ANYWAYS,
CARLY SHOWED UP.
GUESS WHO HE ASKED TO LEAVE.
JASON: SO HERE YOU ARE.
HANNAH: YEAH.
AM I MISSING SOMETHING?
JASON: ARE YOU ASKING ME?
HANNAH: WELL, A DOOR KEEPS
SLAMMING IN MY FACE.
MAYBE THAT'S A MESSAGE.
MAYBE THIS JUST ISN'T WORTH IT.
JASON: HANNAH, SOMETIMES
I DON'T UNDERSTAND SONNY,
EITHER.
HANNAH: YOU THINK I'M CRAZY
FOR EVEN TRYING?

SONNY: JOHNNY.
SONNY: SEND A COUPLE DOZEN
ROSES TO MS. SCOTT.
JOHNNY: YES, SIR.

>> STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM
THE NEXT "GENERAL HOSPITAL."

EMILY: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE?
JUAN: I'M VISITING YOU.

SONNY: CARLY SHOWED UP HERE
LAST NIGHT TO ASK ME TO GIVE
YOU A MESSAGE.

TAGGERT: I'M THE GUY THAT
HATES CROOKS.

MAC: FAISON IS IN
PORT CHARLES.
I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW.
LAURA: DO YOU THINK THAT I'M
IN DANGER?

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