General Hospital Transcript Monday 8/2/99

Provided by Laura

MARIA: ENRIQUE'S WAITING
FOR YOU AT THE DOCK.
I CAN TELL HIM YOU CHANGED
YOUR MIND AND YOU'RE STAYING.
JASON: NO.
I'VE BEEN -- I'VE BEEN AWAY LONG
ENOUGH.
MARIA: FOR WHO?
MARIA: WELL, I WOULDN'T MESS
UP YOUR LIFE LIKE SHE DID.
JASON: I KNOW.
NOBODY COULD.
BUT I GOT FRIENDS THERE --
MARIA: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
IF SHE BREAKS YOUR HEART,
YOU CALL ME.
I'LL PUT IT BACK TOGETHER.
JASON: I MAY TAKE YOU UP
ON THAT.
MARIA: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

CARLY: I'M JUST GOING TO LOOK
AT IT, OK?
SONNY: I DID IT.
CARLY: IT'S GOING TO BE
FINE, OK?
WE JUST GOT TO IT CLEANED UP
HERE.
SONNY: I DID IT.
CARLY: YOU DID WHAT, SONNY?
DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED?
SONNY: I DID IT.
CARLY: SONNY,
YOU BROKE A BOTTLE.
BOTTLE OF WHISKY?
YOU REMEMBER?
PROBABLY STUNG, BUT,
YOU KNOW, ON THE BRIGHT SIDE,
AT LEAST IT'S DISINFECTED.
SONNY: YOU CAN'T GET IT
ALL OUT.
IT'S ALWAYS THERE.
CARLY: NO, SONNY, IT'S --
SONNY: IT'S ALL THEY LEFT ME.
CARLY: REMEMBER THE BOTTLE?
SONNY: BECAUSE THEY'RE
WITH GOD NOW.
CARLY: WHO?
WHO ARE?
SONNY: Because I killed them.

EMILY: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
JUAN: WHY NOT?
EMILY: WHERE WOULD WE GO?
JUAN: ANYWHERE WE WANT.
I MEAN, JUST SAY YOU'LL COME
WITH ME.
EMILY: WE CAN'T JUST GET
ON A BUS AND GO OFF
AND DISAPPEAR.
JUAN: WE CAN DO ANYTHING
WE WANT.
IF WE DON'T, OUR FAMILIES
OWN US.
MY FATHER'S GOING TO TAKE ME
BACK TO MAYAGUEZ AS SOON
AS THEY RELEASE ME FROM
THE HOSPITAL.
AND I WON'T GO BACK.
IT'LL BE GOOD, EMILY.
EMILY: I DON'T KNOW WHAT
TO SAY.
JUAN: SAY YES.

GERTRUDE: THE GROOM IS
BALDLY, IF SURREPTITIOUSLY,
IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER WOMAN,
AND I CAN PROVE IT.
MINISTER: MADAM, THE CALL
TO STATE OBJECTIONS TO A UNION
IS A FORMALITY.
IT'S NOT AN INVITATION
TO DEBATE.
GERTRUDE: I HAVE A DUTY
TO PERFORM FOR MY LATE HUSBAND.
IT WAS MY DEAR HERBERT'S DYING
WISH THAT CHLOE MARRY FOR LOVE,
NOT TO PERPETRATE FRAUD.
NED: GERTRUDE, I'M SORRY
IF YOU STILL DON'T APPROVE
OF OUR MARRIAGE, BUT THE TIME
TO OBJECT IS PAST.
NOW, IF YOU CAN'T SUPPORT
YOUR NIECE AND JOIN
IN THE CELEBRATION,
THEN I SUGGEST THAT YOU LEAVE.
REGINALD WILL BE MORE THAN HAPPY
TO SHOW YOU THE WAY OUT.
EDWARD: NO, NO, NO, NO.
I -- I HARDLY THINK THAT THAT'S
NECESSARY.
NOW, GERTRUDE HAS COME FROM FAR,
AND SHE IS A MORGAN.
SHE HAS A RIGHT TO HER CONCERN,
AND SURELY WE CAN HEAR
HER OUT, HUH?
GERTRUDE: THANK YOU, EDWARD.
EDWARD: MM-HMM.
GERTRUDE: IMAGINE MY DISMAY
WHEN A CERTAIN LETTER FELL
INTO MY POSSESSION.
THIS LETTER.

GERTRUDE: THE GROOM WROTE
THIS LETTER TO --
WELL, IT'S JUST SO SORDID,
I FEEL MYSELF BLUSHING JUST
TO SAY IT --
THE MATRON OF HONOR.
"DEAR ALEXIS,
ON THE EVE OF MY WEDDING
TO ANOTHER WOMAN, ALL I CAN
THINK OF IS US.
I THINK OF THAT FIRST
NEW YEAR'S EVE, AND YOU ARE
IN MY ARMS.
I THINK OF THE NIGHT WE BECAME
LOVERS, AND MY MOUTH IS ON YOURS
AND TIME IS A POOL OF
FORGETFULNESS.
I SOMETIMES DON'T KNOW WHERE
I STOP AND YOU BEGIN.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL CONFUSION.
I TOUCH YOU WITH MY MIND.
MY HANDS SPEAK YOUR NAME."
DO YOU DENY YOU WROTE THIS?
NED: NO, OF COURSE
I WROTE IT, BUT --
GERTRUDE: BUT NOTHING.
YOU WERE AND ARE IN LOVE
WITH ALEXIS DAVIS.
TRUE OR FALSE?
JAX: ALEXIS JACKS,
IF YOU PLEASE.
AND I NOTICE THERE'S
NO SIGNATURE AT THE BOTTOM
OF THIS PAGE, WHICH MEANS
THERE'S PROBABLY MORE TO THIS
LETTER.
DO YOU HAVE THE REST OF IT?
GERTRUDE: I HAVE ALL I NEED
TO PROVE THIS WEDDING IS
A FARCE --
A SHREWD AND CALCULATING MOVE
BY A SHREWD AND CALCULATING
WOMAN.
JAX: I'M SORRY, BUT THIS IS
RIDICULOUS.
WOULD IT SHOCK YOU TO HEAR THAT
I KNOW ALL ABOUT THIS LETTER?
GERTRUDE: OH, NOTHING
YOU PEOPLE DO WOULD SHOCK ME.
JAX: MY WIFE CAME TO ME WHEN
SHE RECEIVED IT.
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY,
SHE EXPLAINED WHAT NED,
IN HIS OVERBLOWN QUARTERMAINE
WAY, WAS TRYING TO SAY -- WHICH
I HAVE TO ADMIT IS A LITTLE
DIFFICULT TO TELL WITHOUT
THE REST OF THE LETTER.
WOULDN'T YOU SAY?
NED: YES.
THAT LETTER
WAS HARMLESS.
EMBARRASSING IN PARTS,
TO SAY THE LEAST, ESPECIALLY
WHEN TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
I RESENT THE FACT THAT I HAVE
TO EXPLAIN IN FRONT OF CROWD --
EDWARD: I'M SURE YOU DO.
NED: SOMETHING SO PERSONAL
AND SO PRIVATE.
EDWARD: AND SO
UNINVENTED YET.
CHLOE: IT'S ALL RIGHT, NED.
WE HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE.
AFTER ALL, I ASKED YOU TO WRITE
THAT LETTER BECAUSE --
BECAUSE IT WOULD HONOR THE END
OF SOMETHING LOVELY.
NED: YES.
MY LOVE FOR ALEXIS ALLOWED ME
TO FIND CHLOE.
EDWARD: ALEXIS IS
A FLASHLIGHT, HMM?
ALEXIS: IT WAS THE DEAREST,
KINDEST LETTER THAT I'VE EVER
RECEIVED.
AND IF SHE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW
WHAT ELSE IS IN IT, YOU HAVE
MY PERMISSION.
NED: I TOLD ALEXIS
THE TRUTH --
THAT I WAS COLD, SCARRED,
DISAPPOINTED,
THAT MY HEART WAS SHUT
AND I THOUGHT THAT I HAD THROWN
AWAY THE KEY.
BUT ALEXIS CAME ALONG
AND OPENED IT.
AND IN WALKED CHLOE.
JERRY: SOUNDS LIKE
LETTER-WRITING TO ME.
NED: IT'S TRUE THAT DESTINY
GAVE US DIFFERENT MATES,
BUT I WILL ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL.
NO, THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT.
ALEXIS IS HERE TOD
BECAUSE CHLOE AND I BOTH KNOW
THAT WE WOULDN'T BE HERE IF IT
WASN'T FOR HER.
EDWARD: THIS BOY IS
VERY GOOD.
CHLOE: I APOLOGIZE.
NOW, IF WE HAVE ANSWERED
MY AUNT'S OBJECTION --
GERTRUDE: WELL --
WELL, ALL WE HAVE HEARD IS
ANOTHER PACK OF LIES.
MONICA: AUNT GERTRUDE --
GERTRUDE: BUT --
MONICA: THERE IS A VIRTUE
IN BEING GRACEFUL IN DEFEAT.
WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN?
EDWARD: COME ON.
NED: SO WHERE WERE WE?

EMILY: JUAN, I LOVE THAT
YOU WANT ME TO GO WITH YOU,
AND I LOVE THAT YOU ASKED,
BUT IT WOULD NEVER WORK.
I MEAN, YOU JUST GOT OUT
OF SURGERY.
JUAN: I WALKED AROUND A LOT
BEFORE YOU GOT HERE.
EMILY: I BELIEVE YOU.
JUAN: I WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING
CRAZY.
YOU KNOW, I'M NOT GOING TO LEAVE
UNTIL THEY SAY I'M OK.
EMILY: WHAT ABOUT
OUR FAMILIES?
HOW LONG DO YOU THINK IT WOULD
TAKE FOR THEM TO FIND US?
I MEAN, MY GRANDFATHER,
IF HE WANTED TO, COULD REPORT ME
MISSING ON EVERY TV
IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY,
MAYBE EVEN THE WORLD.
AND WHERE HE WOULDN'T LOOK,
MY BROTHER JASON WOULD.
AND THEN THERE'S YOUR FAMILY.
THEY'D LOOK FOR US, TOO.
JUAN: I KNOW THAT, BUT --
EMILY: AND THEN THERE'S ALSO
SONNY.
JUAN: SONNY?
WHY WOULD HE CARE?
HE'S ALREADY FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME.
EMILY: NO.
NO. YOU'RE WRONG.
LOOK, JUAN, I DON'T KNOW WHY
HE STOPPED COMING AROUND.
BUT WHEN YOU GOT OUT OF THAT
SURGERY AND WE WERE -- WE WERE
WONDERING IF YOU WERE GOING
TO BE OK, HE WAS HERE EVERY
SINGLE MINUTE -- RIGHT HERE,
SITTING RIGHT HERE,
TALKING TO YOU, ASKING
THE DOCTORS IF YOU WERE GOING
TO BE OK.
HE EVEN TRIED TO TELL MY --
MY PARENTS.
THAT MUST BE WHY HE STOPPED
COMING AROUND.
I MEAN, MY MOM PRACTICALLY RUNS
THIS PLACE.
SHE AND MY FATHER MUST HAVE MADE
SOME KIND OF RULE THAT HE CAN'T
SEE YOU ANYMORE.

TAMMY: HI.
MIKE: HI.
TAMMY: WELL, THE HOSPITAL
SAYS THAT JUAN'S CONDITION HAS
GONE FROM FAIR TO GOOD.
MIKE: OH, THAT'S GREAT NEWS.
I'LL TELL HANNAH.
TAMMY: OH, SHE'S NOT UP
THERE.
ACTUALLY, SHE WENT OUT
FOR HER SECOND RUN OF THE DAY.
YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT
HIGH GEAR.
MIKE: OH.
WELL, I'M AFRAID I MIGHT HAVE
HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT.
I SAID SOMETHING TO HER ABOUT
SONNY'S TALENT FOR DROPPING OUT
OF SIGHT.
TAMMY: OH, WELL, THAT COULD
DO IT.
MIKE: BUT, YOU KNOW,
I'M THINKING THAT HE'S DONE IT
AGAIN, TAMMY.
I MEAN, I HAVEN'T HEARD
FROM HIM, HANNAH HASN'T,
YOU HAVEN'T.
TAMMY: THAT'S MY POINT.
SONNY FELT RESPONSIBLE FOR JUAN.
HE WOULDN'T LEAVE WITHOUT
TELLING ME, ESPECIALLY NOT
WITH JUAN IN THE HOSPITAL.
MIKE: YEAH, BUT JUAN'S FATHER
IS HERE NOW.
YOU REMEMBER?
AND THAT LEAVES SONNY FREE TO --
TAMMY: TO SPARE US ALL
BY DISAPPEARING JUST WHEN
HE NEEDS SOMEBODY THE MOST.
MIKE: WELL, YOU KNOW MY SON.
TAMMY: I KNOW HOW HE IS ABOUT
JUAN'S MOTHER, HIS WIFE.
MIKE: YOU KNOW, MOST THINGS
THAT THE REST OF US WOULD THINK
OF AS TROUBLE JUST ROLL OFF
HIS BACK.
BUT THERE ARE FEW THINGS THAT
ARE SO LOADED THAT THEY STOP HIM
COLD.
AND ONCE THAT LILY BUTTON IS
PUSHED --

CARLY: ALL RIGHT, THIS IS NOT
AS GOOD AS BOBBIE WOULD HAVE
DONE, BUT I THINK IT'LL HOLD.
SONNY?
LISTEN, MAYBE YOU COULD GO
UPSTAIRS, LAY DOWN.
I THINK IT'D BE REALLY GOOD
IF YOU COULD DO THAT.
SONNY: WE WERE HAPPY
FOR A WHILE, WEREN'T WE?
CARLY: I DON'T KNOW.
SONNY: WHAT DID JASON SAY?
CARLY: ABOUT WHAT?
SONNY: LILY.
LILY AND ME.
CARLY: HE SAID THAT YOU GUYS
REALLY LOVED EACH OTHER.
SONNY: DID HE?
CARLY: YEAH.
SONNY: YEAH.
CARLY: SHE WAS
A SCHOOLTEACHER.
SONNY: THAT'S RIGHT.
CARLY: AND SHE TAUGHT HIM HOW
TO DANCE.
SONNY: OH, HE REMEMBERS THAT?
CARLY: YEAH.
HE TOLD ME ONCE SHE WAS
THE FINEST LADY HE'D EVER MET.
SONNY: YEAH.
SONNY: YOU EVER HAVE A LITTLE
DOG WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE?
CARLY: I HAD A PUPPY ONCE,
BUT IT RAN AWAY.
SONNY: DID YOU EVER KICK IT,
STARVE IT, MAKE IT BLEED?
CARLY: NO. IT JUST RAN AWAY.
SONNY: YOU WOULDN'T TREAT
A DOG THE WAY I TREATED LILY.
YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID?
FORGAVE ME.
SHE SAID SHE WAS GOING TO HAVE
MY CHILD, AND SHE FORGAVE ME
LIES, BETRAYALS, SELFISHNESS.
THOSE ARE THINGS IN MY LIFE,
LIKE, I NEVER COULD HAVE
FORGIVEN.
I DIDN'T THINK I COULD,
BUT SHE -- SHE -- SHE MEANT IT.
SHE WIPED THEM AWAY,
AND WE WERE -- WE WERE STARTING
A LIFE OVER.
WE WERE HAPPY.
AND WE LOVED EACH OTHER --
FINALLY.
I TOOK HER OUT TO CELEBRATE,
AND SHE WORE THIS PINK DRESS,
YOU KNOW?
SHE LOOKED LIKE SOMETHING
YOU COULD LOOK AT EVERY DAY
AND YOU COULD NEVER GET ENOUGH.
AND --
OH, YOU KNOW, MIKE SHOWS UP.
YOU KNOW, HE ALWAYS SHOWS UP.
MIKE ALWAYS SHOWS UP,
WANTING SOMETHING AT THE WRONG
TIME.
CARLY: YOU KNOW HOW THAT IS,
THOUGH -- WANTING.
IT DOESN'T REALLY KEEP
A SCHEDULE, YOU KNOW?
SONNY: YEAH.
CARLY: WHAT'D HE DO?
SONNY: HE WANTED TO TELL ME
SOMETHING JUST AT THE MOMENT
WHEN WE WERE LEAVING.
SO LILY
WALKED TO THE CAR.
WHY DIDN'T I STOP HER?
WHY DIDN'T I GO WITH HER?
I REMEMBER EVERY STEP SHE TOOK.
YOU KNOW, IT WAS LIKE
IF YOU COULD WATCH MUSIC,
THAT'S WHAT IT WAS LIKE.
SHE GOT TO THE CAR,
SHE TURNED BACK,
AND I KNEW AT THAT MOMENT
IT HAD HAPPENED --
THE LAST THING I EXPECTED.
BUT WHY?
WHY DID I THINK IT WAS
SO IMPOSSIBLE TO LOVE THIS
PERFECT WOMAN WHO ADORED ME,
WHO WAS HAVING
MY CHILD -- OUR CHILD?
SHE WAS EVERYTHING I EVER
WANTED,
RIGHT THERE, IN THAT PINK DRESS.
OF COURSE I LOVED HER.
I WANTED TO, LIKE, SHOUT IT
TO THE WORLD, YOU KNOW?
BUT IT COULD WAIT, YOU KNOW?
WE HAD THE WHOLE REST
OF OUR LIVES TOGETHER.
[EXPLOSION]
SONNY: NO!

CARLY: SONNY,
YOU DIDN'T KILL YOUR WIFE
AND YOUR BABY.
YOU COULDN'T HAVE KNOWN ABOUT
THAT.
SONNY: THE BOMB WAS MEANT
FOR ME.
LILY'S FATHER FOUND OUT
THAT I -- YOU KNOW, I WAS GOING
TO LEAVE.
CARLY: IT DIDN'T MATTER.
YOU DIDN'T KNOW.
SONNY: LILY DID WHAT
SHE ALWAYS DID -- SHE SAVED
MY LIFE!
FOR WHAT?
LOOK AT ME NOW, LILY!
WHY'S IT ALWAYS STINK IN HERE?
CARLY: IT'S JUST A MESS.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO SIT DOWN?
LET ME CLEAN IT UP, PLEASE?
SONNY: DOESN'T MATTER
WHAT I DO.
IT ALWAYS SMELLS OF BLOOD
IN HERE.

JUAN: SO YOUR PARENTS CAN
PUSH SONNY CORINTHOS AROUND?
EMILY: NO, BUT IN HERE
THEY CAN PUSH ANYONE AROUND.
THEY MAKE THE RULES.
JUAN: SO YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO RUN AWAY WITH ME.
ALL RIGHT, I GUESS I'LL JUST
HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO STAY,
THEN.
EMILY: BUT WHAT ABOUT
YOUR FATHER?
JUAN: I KNOW, BUT I'M NOT
LEAVING.
EMILY: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
JUAN: YOU'D MISSED ME, HUH?
EMILY: MAYBE.
JUAN: COME HERE.
THANK YOU FOR BRINGING ME
FLOWERS IN THE HOSPITAL.
MOST PEOPLE WOULD'VE JUST HAD
THEM DELIVERED.
EMILY: YOU'RE WELCOME.
JUAN: IT MEANS A LOT THAT
YOU WANTED TO GO WITH ME.

MINISTER: "I, EDWARD LAWRENCE
ASHTON --"
NED: I, EDWARD LAWRENCE
ASHTON --
MINISTER: "TAKE YOU,
CHLOE GREER MORGAN,
TO BE MY WEDDED WIFE --"
NED: TAKE YOU, CHLOE GREER
MORGAN, TO BE MY WEDDED WIFE --
MINISTER: "TO HAVE
AND TO HOLD FROM THIS DAY
FORWARD, FOR BETTER
OR FOR WORSE --"
NED: TO HAVE AND TO HOLD
FROM THIS DAY FORWARD,
FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE --
MINISTER: "FOR RICHER
OR FOR POORER, IN SICKNESS
AND IN HEALTH --"
CHLOE: FOR RICHER
OR FOR POORER, IN SICKNESS
AND IN HEALTH --
MINISTER: "TO LOVE
AND TO CHERISH TILL DEATH DO US
PART."
CHLOE: TO LOVE AND TO CHERISH
TILL DEATH DO US PART.
MINISTER: "WITH THIS RING,
I THEE WED."
NED: WITH THIS RING,
I THEE WED.
MINISTER: "WITH THIS RING,
I THEE WED."
CHLOE: WITH THIS RING,
I THEE WED.
MINISTER: BY THE AUTHORITY
VESTED IN ME BY THE STATE
AND IN THE EYES OF GOD
AND BEFORE THESE WITNESSES,
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND
AND WIFE.
YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.
[WEDDING MUSIC PLAYS]
[APPLAUSE]

CARLY: HEY.
SONNY: HI.
CARLY: YOU THIRSTY?
HMM?
WANT SOME OF THIS?
SONNY: HUH?
CARLY: YEAH.
SONNY: ALL RIGHT.
CARLY: OK.
SONNY: IT'S WARM.
CARLY: YEAH.
IT'LL SETTLE YOUR STOMACH LIKE
THAT.
HAVE SOME MORE.
COME ON.
JUST A LITTLE.
ALL RIGHT.
SONNY: MM-HMM.
CARLY: LET ME SEE.
SONNY: NO, NO,
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE.
GO AHEAD AND GO.
I GOT TO -- I JUST NEED
TO REST, OK?
CARLY: FRANCIS ISN'T BACK
YET.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
SONNY: NOTHING.
LIKE I SAID, JUST GO, PLEASE?
JUST LET IT BE, WILL YOU?
CARLY: SONNY, LOOK,
I HAD NO IDEA.
YOU UNDERSTAND?
I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S
LIKE WHAT YOU WENT THROUGH.
AND I'M SORRY.
I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE COLD,
YOU WERE EMPTY, HOLLOW INSIDE.
I HAD NO IDEA.
SONNY: OF ME?
CARLY: YEAH.
SONNY: OF WHAT?
YOU STILL --
YOU STILL HAVE NO IDEA OF ME.
TELL ME SOMETHING.
CARLY: WHAT?
SONNY: HOW DO WE LOOK
IN THE MIRROR EVERY MORNING?

[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS]
JERRY: WELL, THAT WAS MY KIND
OF WEDDING.
JAX: YEAH?
JERRY: YEAH, A LITTLE DRAMA,
A LITTLE TENSION, A BIG DOSE
OF TRADITION, AND A BRACING SLAP
OF THE UNEXPECTED TO KEEP
YOU AWAKE.
WHAT ABOUT YOUR WEDDING
IN VEGAS, THE ONE I WASN'T
INVITED TO?
HOW'S THAT STACK UP TO THIS?
JAX: WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY?
IT WORKED FOR ME.
THE WHOLE THING WAS A BRACING
SLAP.
FELT MORE LIKE A LARK THAN
A WEDDING.
JERRY: MAYBE THAT WAS
FOR THE BEST.
SOMETHING COMPLETELY NEW,
KEPT THE PAST OUT OF
THE PRESENT?
JAX: YEAH, MAYBE SO.
YOU KNOW, CONSIDERING
YOUR FAVORITE SPORT IS ALWAYS
TELLING ME WHAT I SHOULD'VE DONE
INSTEAD, YOU'VE BEEN AWFULLY
POSITIVE ABOUT MY MARRIAGE.
JERRY: WHAT'S TO CRITICIZE?
I WAS THERE, REMEMBER?
I SAW THE HELL YOU WENT THROUGH
WHEN BRENDA DIED.
AND I'LL ADMIT, I WAS WORRIED
FOR A WHILE.
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN YOUR WAY
TO MOVE ON AND BE HAPPY.
SO MAYBE ALEXIS HAS FINALLY
HELPED YOU DO THAT.
I'M GLAD YOU FOUND HER.
JAX: WELL, WHEN IT'S RIGHT,
IT'S RIGHT.

FELICIA: EXCUSE ME.
HEY, YOU.
CHLOE: HI.
FELICIA: GOSH.
I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT
YOUR AUNT GERTRUDE DID.
THAT'S AWFUL.
CHLOE: I OWE YOU SO MUCH.
IF YOU HADN'T COME LOOKING
FOR EDWARD AND LILA'S LETTERS
AND FOUND ME RIGHT ALONG
WITH THEM --
FELICIA: DO YOU KNOW HOW
NERVOUS I WAS ABOUT THROWING
YOU INTO THE BOSOM OF
THE QUARTERMAINE FAMILY?
I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER
FORGIVE ME.
AND YOU'RE THE BEST THING THAT'S
EVER HAPPENED TO THEM, TRULY.
CHLOE: OH.
FELICIA: GOOD LUCK.
CHLOE: THANK YOU.
EDWARD: SO MAY I --
MAY I BE ALLOWED TO KISS
THE BRIDE?
FELICIA: OH, YES, SURE.
CHLOE: THANK YOU.
EDWARD: I WISH YOU ALL
THE LUCK IN THE WORLD, MY LOVE.
YOU'RE GOING TO NEED IT
TO LAST A YEAR IN THIS MARRIAGE
OF DUBIOUS CONVENIENCE.
CHLOE: WHY DO I ADORE YOU SO?
GERTRUDE: OH, WELL,
I SUPPOSE I WOULD BE
A SPOILSPORT IF I DIDN'T OFFER
MY CONGRATULATIONS.
NED: GERTRUDE, I CAN SEE
IN YOUR EYES THAT YOU REALLY DO
WANT TO STOP HARASSING MY WIFE.
YOU JUST NEED A LITTLE HELP
TO GET STARTED.
GERTRUDE: WHAT ARE YOU DO--
NED: I UNDERSTAND THE WORKS
OF D.H. LAWRENCE MAKE GOOD
FODDER FOR GENTEEL FANTASIES.
GERTRUDE: WELL, ONE DOWN,
364 TO GO.
NED: EAT, DRINK,
AND BE MERRY.
EDWARD: WELL, GERTRUDE,
I CAN HARDLY WAIT FOR
YOUR SURPRISE ANNOUNCEMENT.
GERTRUDE: OH, WELL,
NEITHER CAN I.
I'M BREATHLESS WITH EXCITEMENT.
NED: WHAT ANNOUNCEMENT?
EDWARD: OH, NOW,
YOU WOULDN'T WANT ME TO SPOIL
A POOR LONELY WIDOW'S SURPRISE,
WOULD YOU?
NED, YOU OUTDID YOURSELF TODAY,
LIVED UP TO YOUR QUARTERMAINE
BLOOD.
BUT I KNOW A REAL LOVE LETTER
WHEN I HEAR ONE.
YOU'VE GOTTEN YOURSELF
INTO QUITE A PICKLE, YOUNG MAN.
YOU ARE MARRIED TO ONE WOMAN
AND YOU ARE PASSIONATELY
INVOLVED WITH ANOTHER.
THINK THERE'S ENOUGH
OF YOU TO GO AROUND?

A.J.: EXCUSE ME.
I THINK DAD IS LOOKING
FOR HIS DANCE PARTNER.
MONICA: WELL, I SHOULDN'T
KEEP HIM WAITING.
EXCUSE ME.
A.J.: WE BOTH KNOW THAT
SOMETHING IS WRONG.
SO WHERE DO WE THINK
YOUR DAUGHTER IS?
BOBBIE: WELL, A.J.,
YOU KNOW SHE LIKES CHLOE VERY
MUCH, SO I'M SURE SOMETHING
IMPORTANT MUST HAVE COME UP
FOR HER IN ORDER TO MISS THIS.
DON'T YOU?
A.J.: WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE
MORE IMPORTANT THAN BEING
AT THIS VERY IMPORTANT FAMILY
OCCASION WITH HER HUSBAND?

BOBBIE: YOU'D HAVE
TO ASK HER.
NED: EXCUSE ME, REVEREND.
FOR YOUR COLLECTION.
ALEXIS: I DON'T KNOW HOW
SHE GOT HER HANDS ON THIS.
NED: WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER.
SHE PROBABLY WOULD HAVE HIRED
A CAT BURGLAR.
ALEXIS: WELL, THE IMPORTANT
THING IS THAT I GOT IT BACK.
I MEANT WHAT I SAID.
IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LETTER
THAT I'VE EVER READ -- EXCEPT
FOR THE LAST ONES YOU WROTE ME.
DIDN'T WE AGREE NOT TO BE
TOGETHER UNTIL AFTER
THE WEDDING?
EXCUSE ME A MINUTE WHILE I MAKE
IT BE AFTER THE WEDDING.
EVERYONE, MAY I HAVE
YOUR ATTENTION FOR A MOMENT?
IT'S TIME FOR THE BRIDE TO TOSS
HER BOUQUET.
GERTRUDE: OH, NOT JUST YET.
I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR THE HAPPY
COUPLE.
CHLOE: GERTRUDE, YOU'VE DONE
SO MUCH ALREADY.
GERTRUDE: A LITTLE BIRDIE
TOLD ME THAT THE NEWLYWEDS HAD
NEXT TO NO HONEYMOON PLANS,
SO I'VE MADE SOME PLANS FOR YOU.

GERTRUDE: I HAVE ARRANGED
FOR THE HAPPY COUPLE
TO HONEYMOON IN ROMANTIC
SECLUSION AT AN ELEGANT RETREAT
IN BORA BORA.
CHLOE: THE SPA MY UNC LEFT
YOU HALF OWNER OF.
GERTRUDE: YES.
CHLOE: YES, WELL, IT SOUNDS
LIKE AONDERFUL GESTURE.
HE SAID IT WAS GORGEOUS.
GERTRUDE: BEAUTIFUL.
CHLOE: THE PROBLEM IS I HAVE
SOME WORK TO DO, AND SO NED HAS
ARRANGED A LOVELY HONEYMOON
IN BORING OLD ROME.
GERTRUDE: OH.
WELL, ROME'S NICE, TOO.

ALEXIS: ALL RIGHT.
LET ME GO GET THE BOUQUET,
AND THEN WE CAN TOSS IT.
BOBBIE: SO?
DID YOU MANAGE TO WORK IT OUT
WITH YOUR PARENTS ABOUT JUAN?
EMILY: I'M STILL GROUNDED.
BOBBIE: OH.
SORRY, HONEY.
JERRY: WELL, BORA BORA'S
GRAND, BUT SOME WOMEN THINK ROME
IS VERY ROMANTIC.
AND YOU?
BOBBIE: ROME, ROSES.
I THINK THIS IS CLOSE
TO AN IDEAL WEDDING.
JERRY: SO YOU LIKE THIS KIND
OF FAMILY SQUABBLE,
GARDEN ATMOSPHERE THING?
BOBBIE: WELL, I THINK
WE COULD DISPENSE WITH
THE SQUABBLE, BUT, YOU KNOW,
THIS ISN'T REALLY THE ONLY KIND
OF WEDDING I LIKE.
JERRY: SO WHAT WOULD BE
YOUR IDEA OF GOING WHOLE HOG,
WEDDING-WISE?
BOBBIE: OH, WELL,
PROBABLY A DOZEN BRIDESMAIDS,
A CATHEDRAL CEREMONY,
MEDIA COVERAGE.
ONLY KIDDING.
ACTUALLY, IF I WERE EVER CRAZY
ENOUGH TO GET MARRIED AGAIN,
WHAT I WOULD PROBABLY WANT TO DO
IS JUST HAVE IT IN MY OWN BACK
YARD AT THE BROWNSTONE AND HAVE
MY SON, MY DAUGHTER,
MY BROTHER, AND MAYBE FELICIA.
THAT'S IT.
JERRY: SEEMS MORE MANAGEABLE
AND NOT SO PAINFUL.
BOBBIE: ARE THESE QUESTIONS
LEADING ANYWHERE IN PARTICULAR?
JERRY: YEAH.
YOU WANT SOME CAKE?

MAC: SO IS YOUR NEW FRIEND
CHLOE PANICKING YET?
FELICIA: WHY WOULD
YOU SAY THAT?
MAC: BECAUSE SOONER OR LATER,
IT'S GOING TO OCCUR TO HER THAT
SHE HARDLY KNOWS HER HUSBAND.
FELICIA: WHIRLWIND COURTSHIPS
HAPPEN ALL THE TIME.
MAC: THAT'S TRUE, IF YOU LIKE
THOSE KIND OF THINGS, BUT THAT
JUST MEANS THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO LEARN ALL THE HARD STUFF
AFTER THEY'RE MARRIED INSTEAD
OF BEFORE.
YOU SEE, I LIKE THE WAY
WE DID IT.
NOW WE GET TO JUST COAST.
FELICIA: I LIKE THE WAY
WE DID IT, TOO.
MAC: AND I LIKE THE FACT THAT
YOU CAME PREPACKAGED
WITH THE GIRLS.
AND I REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY LIKE THAT THEY'RE STAYING
OVER AT BETTY'S TONIGHT.
FELICIA: MM-HMM.
ARE YOU FEELING ADVENTUROUS?
MAC: I'M FEELING SOMETHING,
BUT I WOULDN'T CALL IT THAT.
FELICIA: WELL, THAT'S REALLY
TOO BAD BECAUSE FOR DINNER,
I WAS GOING TO PICK A RECIPE
FROM THE "SENSUOUS SUPPERS"
COOKBOOK.
MAC: MMM.
WELL, LET ME SWING BY THE OFFICE
FOR FIVE MINUTES, AND I WILL
COME STRAIGHT HOME.
FELICIA: WELL, I'M GOING
TO SWING BY THE MARKET
FOR FIVE MINUTES, AND I'LL MEET
YOU IN THE KITCHEN.
MAC: LET'S GO.
FELICIA: OK.

ALEXIS: ALL RIGHT.
SINGLE LADIES, GATHER AROUND.
TIME FOR THE TOSS.
ALAN: WELL, I GUESS IT WON'T
BE LONG BEFORE I'LL BE WALKING
EMILY DOWN THE AISLE AND GIVING
HER AWAY TO SOME YOUNG SCALAWAG.
MONICA: YES, WELL,
HOPEFULLY WE HAVE YEARS TO GO
AND POUNDS TO GAIN BEFORE THAT
HAPPENS, AND IT WON'T BE JUAN.
EMILY: OH, HIDE ME, HIDE ME.
THE ONLY SINGLE PEOPLE HERE ARE
BOBBIE, ME, AND CHLOE'S AWFUL
AUNT.
MONICA: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
I WAS WONDERING WHERE YOU WERE.
EMILY: HIDE ME.
ALEXIS: ALL RIGHTY,
HERE WE GO.
READY?
ONE, TWO, THREE!
ALAN: YES!

TAMMY: HEY, STRANGER.
JASON: HEY.
JUST GOT IN FROM THE AIRPORT.
COULD I GET A CUP OF COFFEE
TO GO?
TAMMY: YEAH.
HEY, SONNY WASN'T TRAVELING
WITH YOU BY ANY CHANCE, WAS HE?
JASON: NO. WHY?
TAMMY: NOBODY'S SEEN HIM
FOR A FEW DAYS -- NOT MIKE,
NOT HANNAH.
OH, AND THAT GUY THAT'S WITH HIM
SOMETIMES?
I THINK HE WORKS FOR ONE OF YOU?
JASON: JOHNNY?
TAMMY: YEAH.
HE WAS BY THIS AFTERNOON
AND HE TOLD ME THAT IF I SAW
YOU TO TELL YOU THAT HE WAS
LOOKING FOR YOU.

CARLY: IT WAS ALWAYS JASON.
THE REST OF THAT STUFF --
YOU KNOW, CUSTODY TRIAL
AND THE WEDDING AND TELLING
EVERYBODY THAT JASON TRIED
TO KIDNAP MICHAEL -- THAT WAS
PART OF THE PLAN.
GRAND PLAN TO BRING MICHAEL BACK
HERE SO WE COULD RAISE HIM
TOGETHER.
SONNY: YOUR POINT BEING,
WHAT, AT LEAST YOUR MOTIVES WERE
PURE?
FINE, YOU WIN.
YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
COULD YOU --
COULD YOU GO?
I GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO.
CARLY: LIKE WHAT?
YOU GOING TO GO JUMP ON A PLANE,
SONNY, LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO WHEN
THINGS GET BAD?
SONNY: YEAH. MAYBE.
AT LEAST I DON'T DITCH A KID.
CARLY: HEY.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I DID THAT.
I DID.
GRANTED, I KNEW THAT MICHAEL
WOULD BE SAFE HERE WITH JASON,
BUT I COULDN'T COPE, SO I LEFT.
SAID I WAS GOING TO GO SEE
MY MOM IN FLORIDA.
WENT TO FLORIDA, BUT I NEVER SAW
MY MOM.
ACTUALLY, I TOOK A MONTHLY
RENTAL AT ONE OF THOSE CHEESY
SINGLES COMPLEXES, YOU KNOW?
I ALWAYS WANTED TO LIVE THERE
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER.
COURSE, NOBODY TALKED TO ME.
I COULD HEAR MUSIC FROM
THEIR RADIOS THROUGH
THE SHEETROCK.
I JUST LAID IN BED FOR A MONTH,
AND I KEPT SENDING MONEY
TO MY MOTHER'S NURSE.
BUT I NEVER DROVE BY, EVEN.
NEVER DROVE BY HER HOUSE.
THAT WAS STUPID, HMM?
THAT WAS WASTEFUL.
THAT WAS MY OLD FAMILY THAT
I GREW UP WITH, ME AND MY MOM.
AND IT WAS ENDING, BUT
I DIDN'T KNOW IT.
AND THIS --
THIS HERE, THIS WAS MY NEW
FAMILY.
IT WAS JUST BEGINNING,
BUT I WASN'T HERE.
MAYBE IF I HAD BEEN,
MAYBE IF I'D BEEN HERE,
JASON AND I WOULD HAVE LEARNED
HOW TO BE PARENTS TOGETHER,
AND THEN NOTHING WOULD HAVE
SEPARATED US.
SONNY: YOU'RE NO GOOD
FOR JASON.
BUT I GOT TO ADMIT,
HE SEEMS HAPPIER WITH
YOU GETTING IN HIS FACE,
BEING NO GOOD TO HIM.
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
CARLY: NOTHING.
NOTHING.
SONNY: YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
OF A FOOL YOU'RE MAKING
OF YOURSELF JUST BEING HERE?
YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
YOU CAN'T GET TO KNOW.
CARLY: I UNDERSTAND BETTER
THAN I USED TO.
SONNY: UNDERSTAND WHAT?
CARLY: WHAT THE FINEST LADY
JASON EVER SAW SAW IN YOU.
JASON: JUST WAIT HERE.

CHLOE: THANK GOD.
NED: NO TALE-TELL GUESTS.
CHLOE: NO PELTING WITH RICE.
NED: LISTEN, I'M GOING TO GET
THE CAR.
IF WE DON'T GET BACK
TO THE HONEYMOON SUITE
AT THE HOTEL, YOU KNOW GERTRUDE
WILL FIND OUT.
CHLOE: OH, I FORGOT MY SHOES.
NED: YOU AND YOUR SHOES.
CHLOE: I KNOW, I KNOW.
THEY SHOULD NAIL THEM ON ME LIKE
A HORSE.
I THINK I LEFT THEM
IN THE GAZEBO.
NED: I'LL GET THEM.
CHLOE: NO, I --
I'LL GET THEM.
I WANT TO TAKE MY OWN CAR,
JUST IN CASE YOU AND ALEXIS --
YOU NEVER KNOW.
NE OK.
CHLOE: NED?
NED: HMM?
CHLOE: THANK YOU FOR BEING
MY HUSBAND.
NED: NOTHING TO IT.
CHLOE: HELLO.
JAX: HI.
LOOKS LIKE WE PULLED IT OFF.
CHLOE: WE DID.
JAX: POOR AUNT GERTRUDE.
CHLOE: THE CAKE
WAS MAGNIFICENT.
JAX: YOU DIDN'T THINK IT WAS
A LITTLE --
CHLOE: IT WAS GLORIOUS.
JAX: MELTED A LITTLE
IN THE SUN, THOUGH.
CHLOE: DIDN'T WE ALL?
JAX: YOU DIDN'T.
CHLOE: I ALMOST STOPPED
THE WEDDING MYSELF.
JAX: WHY?
CHLOE: WHO REMEMBERS?
I WAS SINGLE THEN.
JAX: ROME, HUH?
CHLOE: YES.
THEY'RE VERY ITALIAN THERE.
JAX: WELL.
CHLOE: WELL.
CHLOE: OH.
JAX: YEAH.
YOU KNOW, I NEVER GOT TO KISS
THE BRIDE.
CHLOE: YES.
I WOULD HAVE NOTICED.

>> STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM
THE NEXT "GENERAL HOSPITAL."

ALEXIS: JAX DIDN'T COME HOME
WITH ME, EITHER.
NED: NO?

CHLOE: WE REALLY SHOULD STOP.
JAX: YEAH, RIGHT NOW.

JASON: SONNY --
SONNY: SHE WAS LOOKING
FOR YOU.
SHE WOULDN'T LEAVE.

FELICIA: I THOUGHT I SAW
CESAR FAISON.

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