General Hospital Transcript Monday 7/26/99

Provided by Laura

MAN: HEY, MISTER,
FLOWER FOR THE LADY?
JAX: WHICH ONE'S THE NICEST?
MAN: GOT ME.
JAX: WELL, YOU LEAVE ME
NO CHOICE.
I'LL TAKE THEM ALL.
MAN: COOL.
THANKS.
JAX: THANK YOU.

JUAN: YOU SURE SONNY ISN'T
AROUND?
EMILY: HE WAS THE WHOLE TIME.
JUAN: RIGHT BY MY BED?
EMILY: RIGHT HERE.
JUAN: I KEEP DREAMING.
IT GETS ALL MIXED UP.
EMILY: HE SAID SOME REALLY
NICE THINGS ABOUT YOU.
JUAN: YEAH?
EMILY: HE JUST WOKE UP.
BOBBIE: SO I SEE.
WELL, I'M GLAD YOU HAVE A FRIEND
HERE.
HOW YOU FEELING?
DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE
ASK YOU THAT IN A HOSPITAL?
JUAN: IT'S NOTHING.
BOBBIE: WELL, TELL THAT
TO THE DOCTORS WHO TOOK OUT
YOUR SPLEEN.
JUAN: I DON'T HAVE A SPLEEN
ANYMORE?
BOBBIE: BUT YOU'LL NEVER
MISS IT.
JUAN: ARE YOU SURE?
BOBBIE: I'M POSITIVE.
HOW'S THE PAIN?
JUAN: NOT THAT BAD.
BOBBIE: YOU'LL LET US KNOW
IF THAT CHANGES?
YOU WON'T TRY TO TOUGH IT OUT?
BOBBIE: YOUR INTERNAL
BLEEDING HAS STOPPED,
AND YOUR BLOOD COUNTS ARE
STABLE, BUT THAT COULD ALL
CHANGE ANY MINUTE.
NOW, YOU SURVIVED A TERRIBLE
BEATING, BUT WE NEED TO KNOW
IF YOU'RE IN PAIN OR WE CAN'T
HELP YOU.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
JUAN: YEAH, I'LL TELL YOU.
BOBBIE: YOUR LIFE MAY
DEPEND ON IT.
JUAN: I WILL, I PROMISE.
BOBBIE: DID YOU KNOW
YOUR DAD'S HERE?
JUAN: WHERE?
OUTSIDE THE DOOR?
BOBBIE: I'LL GO GET HIM.
JUAN: THANKS.
JUAN: SONNY TOLD EVERYBODY
HE'S MY FATHER, RIGHT?
WHERE IS HE?
IS HE GETTING COFFEE
OR SOMETHING?
OR IS HE OUT, LIKE, GETTING ME
A BURGER FOR WHEN I WAKE UP?
EMILY: SONNY TOLD ME HE ISN'T
YOUR FATHER.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]
[RING]
[RING]
[RING]
HANNAH: I KNOW YOU'RE THERE,
SONNY.
[RING]
TAMMY: NO ANSWER?
HANNAH: I.C.U. SAYS HE'S NOT
WITH JUAN, AND NO ONE HAS SEEN
HIM AROUND THE WAREHOUSE.
TAMMY: WELL, HONEY,
HE COULD BE ANYWHERE.
HANNAH: HE ALWAYS ANSWERS
HIS PRIVATE LINE.
TAMMY: WELL, MAYBE IT'S LIKE
HE TOLD YOU -- HE JUST NEEDS
A LITTLE BIT OF ROOM.
HANNAH: NOT THE WAY
HE IS NOW.
TAMMY: YOU'RE NOT GOING OVER
THERE.
HANNAH: I HAVE TO MAKE SURE
HE'S ALL RIGHT.
TAMMY: SONNY ASKED
YOU TO STAY AWAY.
WHY CAN'T YOU GIVE HIM THAT?
IF NOT FOR HIS SAKE,
THEN FOR YOURS.

FELICIA: LILA, TELL US,
WHAT HAPPENED TO ELLIOT
THOMPSON?
EDWARD: LILA, THEY --
THEY FOUND ME OUT, DEAR.
WE HAVE NOTHING MORE TO HIDE.
THEY KNOW THAT I KILLED ELLIOT
BECAUSE I CONFESSED.
LILA: NO, DEAR.
YOU PROTECTED ME, AS ALWAYS.
FELICIA: PROTECTED YOU HOW?
BY CRACKING ELLIOT THOMPSON'S
SKULL WITH A POKER?
LUKE: WE GOT IT ALL WRONG,
DIDN'T WE?
LILA: YES, LUKE.
ALL WRONG.
YOU SEE, I DID IT.
I KILLED ELLIOT THOMPSON.

EDWARD: I WANT YOU TO STOP
THIS, LILA.
NOW, CAN'T YOU SEE THAT LUKE
AND FELICIA DON'T BELIEVE
A WORD?
STOP TRYING TO DEFEND ME,
NOW, PLEASE.
LILA: MY DARLING,
YOU'VE DEFENDED ME ALL THESE
YEARS.
BUT IT'S OVER.
FELICIA: PLEASE,
LILA, WILL YOU TELL US?
LILA: EDWARD IS ENTIRELY
INNOCENT.
EDWARD: NO, I AM AN ACCESSORY
AFTER THE FACT, PLAIN
AND SIMPLE.
THAT MAKES ME JUST AS
RESPONSIBLE AS LILA.
SEE, SHE WOULD NEVER HAVE AGREED
TO KEEP QUIET IF I HADN'T
INSISTED ON IT, AND ANY OTHER
COVERUP WAS MY IDEA.
IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS,
FROM HERE ON OUT YOU CAN ADDRESS
OUR ATTORNEYS.
AND YOU CAN TELL THAT HUSBAND
OF YOURS THAT WE HAVE HAD THIS
SECRET FOR OVER 60 YEARS,
AND WITH LITIGATION
AND WITH A GAG ORDER,
WE CAN CERTAINLY AFFORD TO KEEP
IT QUIET FOR ANOTHER 60 --
AND DON'T THINK WE WON'T.
LILA: OH, DARLING,
PLEASE, PLEASE.
LUKE: THIS SECRET, EDWARD --
DID IT START WITH ELLIOT
THOMPSON, OR DID IT START
WITH YOUR FATHER?
EDWARD: MY FATHER DIED
OF A MASSIVE HEART ATTACK.
LUKE: THE MORNING AFTER
HAVING A BIG ARGUMENT
WITH YOU BECAUSE HE WAS GOING
TO CUT YOU OFF IF YOU MARRIED
LILA.
EDWARD: HE WAS JUST TESTING
MY CONVICTION, THAT'S ALL.
FELICIA: BUT YOU HAD A BIG
ARGUMENT.
PEOPLE STILL REMEMBER THAT.
EDWARD: OH, DOES THE CONCEPT
OF A QUARTERMAINE ARGUMENT
SURPRISE YOU?
LUKE: WELL, NO, BUT
THIS ONE --
WELL, LET'S JUST SAY YOUR FATHER
LOST BIG TIME.
EDWARD: LATER THAT NIGHT,
AFTER THE ARGUMENT,
I WENT IN TO HIS STUDY.
I KNEW HE WOULD BE THERE READING
HIS STOCK REPORTS.
AND I WALKED IN,
AND HE DIDN'T EVEN LOOK UP.
AND THEN I TOLD HIM THAT I WAS
GOING TO MARRY LILA,
EVEN IF I LOST EVERY DIME.
AND THEN HE LOOKED UP.
I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM LOOK MORE
PROUD.
AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS
A TEST.
HE KNEW HOW HARD IT WAS GOING
TO BE TO BREAK UP AN ARRANGED
ENGAGEMENT, BECAUSE LILA'S
FATHER WAS A TYRANT AND ELLIOT'S
FAMILY WAS VERY POWERFUL.
HE JUST WANTED TO BE SURE THAT
I LOVED HER.
AND WHEN I PROVED TO HIM
THAT I DID,
HE SHOOK MY HAND
AND HE GAVE ME HIS BLESSING.
AND THAT'S THE LAST TIME I EVER
SAW MY FATHER ALIVE.
FELICIA: DID
ELLIOT THOMPSON LOSE HIS LIFE
BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO MARRY
LILA?
LILA: YES, BUT NOT IN THE WAY
YOU IMAGINE.

JUAN: WAS SONNY EVEN REALLY
HERE?
EMILY: YEAH.
BUT SO IS ARMANDO SANTIAGO.
THAT'S WHO BOBBIE MEANT.
JUAN: JUST BECAUSE MY ADOPTED
FATHER CAME HERE DOESN'T MEAN
SONNY ISN'T MY REAL ONE.
EMILY: HE TOLD ME HE ISN'T.
JUAN: HE'S LYING.
EMILY: DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN
YOU CALLED HIM DAD?
IN THE E.R., YOU WERE
CRASHING, AND
IT WAS LIKE YOU WERE ABOUT
TO DIE.
AND SONNY RAN OUT IN THE HALL,
AND HE WAS YELLING, AND I DIDN'T
GET HERE IN TIME, AND WE WERE
SO SCARED.
JUAN: BUT SONNY STILL WON'T
ADMIT IT.
HE THINKS I'M A JERK,
DOESN'T HE?
EMILY: HE TOLD ME WHO
YOUR REAL FATHER IS.
MIGUEL MOREZ.
JUAN: HE EXPECTS ME
TO BELIEVE THAT?
I MET MIGUEL MOREZ ONCE WHEN
I WAS LITTLE.
HE'S JUST SOME GUY WITH LONG
HAIR.
EMILY: MIGUEL AND LILY WERE
YOUNGER THAN YOU AND I ARE WHEN
YOU WERE BORN.
THAT'S WHY THEY GAVE YOU UP
FOR ADOPTION.
THEY WANTED TO TAKE CARE OF YOU.
JUAN: IF SONNY ISN'T
MY FATHER, WHY DID HE COME
AND FIND ME AFTER LILY DIED?
EMILY: HE WANTED YOU TO KNOW.
JUAN: WHY DID HE GIVE ME
HER CROSS?
EMILY: LILY WANTED
YOU TO HAVE IT.
JUAN: HE DOESN'T WANT ME
BECAUSE I'M ILLEGITIMATE.
EMILY: IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE
SENSE, JUAN.
JUAN: HE'S ASHAMED OF ME.
EMILY: OH, NO.
NO, SONNY WISHES YOU WERE
HIS SON.
JUAN: HE TOLD YOU THAT?
EMILY: I HEARD HIM TELL
YOU IN THIS ROOM A LITTLE
WHILE AGO.
SONNY CORINTHOS IS NOT
YOUR FATHER.
I'M SORRY.

JAX: AND THE NEW MISS DANCING
IN THE DARK IS --
CHLOE: OH, THANK YOU,
ALL OF YOU.
I COULD HAVE NEVER DONE IT
WITHOUT MY BRILLIANT DANCE
PARTNER.
FOR YOU.
JAX: OH, NO.
I COULDN'T WEAR THEM AS GOOD
YOU WILL.
CHLOE: BUT HOW CAN I EVER
REPAY YOU FOR A PERFECT DAY
IN NEW YORK CITY?
WHAT DO YOU NEED?
WE CUT A BRILLIANT DEAL.
WE DANCED IN THE MOONLIGHT.
WE ATE HOT DOGS.
CHAMPAGNE.
CASES AND CASES OF CHAMPAGNE.
JAX: BUT I NEVER RUN OUT
OF CHAMPAGNE.
CHLOE: IF WE WERE
IN BRUSSELS, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT
I WOULD DO.
I WOULD TAKE THE LITTLE COBBLED
STREET WITH NO NAME THAT WINDS
AROUND NEAR THE CATHEDRAL,
AND THEN YOU'D GO AROUND IT
THREE TIMES, AND IF YOU LOOK
LEFT, THERE'S A DOOR SO SMALL
AND HIDDEN THAT --
JAX: GRUMIAUX AND FILS.
CHLOE: YOU KNOW IT?
JAX: ABSOLUTELY.
ARE YOU KIDDING?
WHICH ONES ARE YOU FAVORITES,
THE BITTERSWEET CHOCOLATE
TRUFFLES DIPPED IN COCONUT
OR THE CHAMPAGNE TRUFFLES?
CHLOE: WITH THE WHITE
CHOCOLATE ROSES?
JAX: YES.
CHLOE: I LIVE FOR THOSE.
THERE'S NO REASON TO GO
TO EUROPE IF YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO STOP AT GRUMIAUX AND FILS.
JAX: OH, ABSOLUTELY AGREE.
CHLOE: OH, THAT'S WHAT I WISH
I COULD GIVE YOU --
100 POUNDS OF CHAMPAGNE
TRUFFLES.
EXCEPT DO YOU CRAVE ALL THINGS
SWEET OR JUST CHOCOLATE?
JAX: WELL, WHEN I WENT
TO THE SAHARA, I TOOK WATER,
A FLASHLIGHT, AND SOME COOKIES.
CHLOE: GOOD.
MORE CHOCOLATE IN THE UNIVERSE
FOR ME.
JAX: WHY, DID YOU ORDER
A CHOCOLATE WEDDING CAKE
OR SOMETHING?
CHLOE: I ALMOST FORGOT.
I'M GETTING MARRIED THIS WEEK.

JAX: YOU KNOW, IT'S ACTUALLY
GOOD LUCK TO FORGET
YOUR WEDDING.
CHLOE: AND HOW WOULD THAT
WORK?
JAX: WELL, IT MEANS YOU'VE
STOPPED WORRYING.
YOU KNOW THAT WE'RE GOING TO WIN
AND YOU'RE GOING TO KEEP CHLOE
MORGAN DESIGNS AND GERTRUDE WILL
GO OFF AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE.
CHLOE: AND I WILL STILL HAVE
THE GRANDEST FRIENDS.
JAX: YEAH.
WELL, I SUPPOSE WE SHOULD
GET GOING
NOW THAT I'VE COMPLETED
MY SECRET MISSION.
CHLOE: OH, SO YOU WERE A SPY
FROM THE VERY BEGINNING.
JAX: DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW
THE SECRET?
CHLOE: WELL, THEN IT WOULDN'T
BE ONE.
WAIT -- DO WE HAVE THIS
BACKWARDS?
JAX: YEAH, I THINK WE HAVE
THIS BACKWARDS.
I KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO GET
YOU FOR A WEDDING PRESENT.
CHLOE: YOU HAVE TO TELL.
JAX: I KNOW NOTHING.
CHLOE: WE HAVE WAYS OF MAKING
YOU TALK.
ALTHOUGH, I ALWAYS SEEM
TO FORGET WHAT THEY ARE.
JAX: OK.
I'M GOING TO GET YOU
A TRIPLE-CHOCOLATE WEDDING CAKE
WITH WHITE ROSES FROM
GRUMIAUX AND FILS.
CHLOE: IMPORTED ALL THE WAY
TO PORT CHARLES?
JAX: WELL, UNLESS YOU AND NED
WANT TO GET MARRIED IN BRUSSELS.
CHLOE: THANK YOU.
[SAXOPHONIST PLAYS]
JAX: ONE LAST DANCE BEFORE
WE GO?
CHLOE: THE ROSES ARE GASPING
FOR WATER.
JAX: WELL, I GUESS WE'D
BETTER GET THEM HOME, THEN.
CHLOE, WILL YOU SAVE ME A DANCE
AT YOUR WEDDING?
CHLOE: YES, I WILL.
JAX: OK.
LET'S GO.

BOBBIE: YOUR PULSE IS GOOD.
YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE'S 130/74,
WHICH IS ALSO VERY GOOD.
YOUR TEMPERATURE'S NORMAL,
AND THERE'S NO SIGN
OF AN INFECTION.
SO SOMETIMES I GUESS IT PAYS
TO BE 16.
JUAN: YEAH.
BOBBIE: AND YOUR FATHER'S
CHECKING INTO A HOTEL,
BUT HE WILL BE HERE SOON.
JUAN: OK.
BOBBIE: YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND
OF NORMAL TO FEEL A LITTLE DOWN
POSTOP.
BUT YOU ARE GETTING BETTER,
AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE FINE,
I PROMISE.
DR. QUARTERMAINE'S ON HER WAY
TO SEE YOU.
SHE'S GOING TO BE VERY PLEASED.
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
SHE'S ON HER WAY TO SEE
YOU RIGHT NOW.
EMILY: THANKS, BOBBIE.
BOBBIE: HE REALLY WILL FEEL
BETTER.
EMILY: I HOPE SO.
EMILY: I REALLY SHOULD GET
OUT OF HERE.
JUAN: STAY.
EMILY: OH, I DON'T TO BE
GROUNDED FOR THE REST
OF MY LIFE.
IF MY MOM CATCHES ME
IN THIS ROOM --
JUAN: YOUR PARENTS HATE
ME, TOO.
EMILY: NO.
WELL, IT'S NOT YOU.
IT'S -- YOU KNOW, IT'S WHO
YOU HANG OUT WITH.
I'LL EXPLAIN IT LATER, OK?
JUST FOR NOW, I GOT TO GO.
JUAN: YOU'RE COMING BACK,
RIGHT?

MONICA: ANNIE?
ANNIE: YEAH?
MONICA: I NEED JUAN
SANTIAGO'S CHART.
ANNIE: LET ME SEE.
IT SHOULD BE HERE.
MONICA: IS THERE ANY MORE
TROUBLE WITH MR. CORINTHOS?
ANNIE: WELL, HE HASN'T BEEN
BACK.
MONICA: WELL, IF HE DOES,
HE'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME.
ANNIE: I NEED TO GO.
MONICA: OK.

SONNY: WHOO!
HANNAH: JOHNNY?
HANNAH: SONNY, IT'S ME.

LILA: THAT NIGHT,
I DROVE TO THE OYSTER BAY HOUSE.
I WAS ALONE, WAITING FOR EDWARD.
FELICIA: [AS LILA]
EDWARD?
ELLIOT.
ELLIOT: SURPRISED?
FELICIA: HOW DID YOU FIND ME?
ELLIOT: IS THAT A PROPER
QUESTION FOR ONE'S FIANCE AFTER
I FOLLOWED YOU TO ANOTHER MAN'S
HOUSE?
FELICIA: I HAVE NO EXCUSES,
ELLIOT.
I'VE BEHAVED VERY BADLY.
ELLIOT: I'M AFRAID I AGREE.
FELICIA: YOU DESERVE A WIFE
WHO LOVES YOU.
I DON'T, AND YOU DON'T LOVE ME.
THIS ARRANGED MARRIAGE IS
AN INSULT TO THE BOTH OF US.
ELLIOT: YOU MIGHT HAVE
MENTIONED THIS BEFORE
YOU ACCEPTED MY ENGAGEMENT RING.
FELICIA: I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE
WITH EDWARD QUARTERMAINE.
ELLIOT: WHEN WERE
YOU PLANNING TO TELL ME, LILA?
FELICIA: BEFORE NOW.
ELLIOT: HMM.
PERHAPS YOU WERE GOING TO SHIP
ME OFF TO WAR FIRST,
HUH, THEN DASH OFF A PROPER
NOTE.
FELICIA: I DIDN'T PLAN
FOR THIS TO HAPPEN.
I KNOW THAT IT'S TERRIBLY
UNFAIR, AND I'M SORRY.
ELLIOT: ISN'T THAT EASY,
LILA.
NOT EVEN FOR YOU.
FELICIA: NO.
NO!
ELLIOT: YOU MADE A PROMISE
TO ME, AND YOU'RE GOING
TO KEEP IT.
YOU THINK I'M GOING TO LET
YOU OUT OF THIS, LILA?
FELICIA: ELLIOT, CALM DOWN!
ELLIOT: YOU BELONG TO ME,
LILA, AND YOU ALWAYS WILL.
FELICIA: STOP IT!
GET OFF OF ME!
LET GO OF ME!
LILA: I KILLED HIM.
I KILLED ELLIOT.
FELICIA: [AS HERSELF]
LILA, THAT WAS SELF-DEFENSE.
EDWARD: MAYBE NOW.
BUT IN THOSE DAYS, IT WOULD HAVE
BEEN CALLED MURDER.
LUKE: [AS EDWARD]
HE'S DEAD.
I HOPE HE'S BURNING IN HELL.
FELICIA: [AS LILA]
HE CAN'T BE DEAD.
LUKE: IF ONLY I'D GOTTEN HERE
SOONER.
FELICIA: I HAVE TO CALL
THE POLICE.
LUKE: NO, LILA, YOU CAN'T!
DARLING, NO ONE WILL BELIEVE
YOU WHEN THEY FIND OUT ABOUT ME.
FELICIA: I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
LUKE: I KNOW.
I'LL MAKE ALL THIS GO AWAY.
NO ONE NEED EVER KNOW.

EDWARD: AND YOU FIGURED OU
THE REST.
FELICIA: YOU PUT ELLIOT'S
BODY IN A CRYPT NEXT
TO YOUR FATHER'S.
LUKE: AND YOU TOSSED
IN THE MURDER WEAPON TO KEEP IT
TIDY.
EDWARD: MUST WE DRAG LILA
THROUGH ALL THIS AGAIN?
LILA: IT'S ALL RIGHT,
DARLING.
WE'VE COME THIS FAR.
EDWARD: WELL, ANYWAY, WE --
WE CLOSED UP THE HOUSE,
AND I GAVE THE REST
OF THE FIREPLACE SET
TO JENNINGS SR.
LUKE: THE KING OF DENMARK.
FELICIA: SO NO ONE WOULD FIND
THE MISSING POKER.
AND THEN YOU SHOWED UP FOR ARMY
DUTY AS ELLIOT, DIDN'T YOU?
LUKE: WHO COENIENTLY
DISAPPEARED.
FELICIA: MISSING IN ACTION,
PRESUMED DEAD.
EDWARD: I SERVED THE REST
OF THE WAR IN THE NAVY
AS MYSELF.
LUKE: WELL, I GOT TO ADMIT,
EDWARD, IT'S PRETTY DAMN SLICK.
FELICIA: AND YOU HAD TO SAY
GOOD-BYE TO THE MAN THAT
YOU LOVED TWICE.
LILA: YES.
FELICIA: WOULDN'T IT BE
EASIER JUST TO SAY THE TRUTH?
EDWARD: WHAT?
AND HAVE THIS TRAGEDY SPREAD
OVER EVERY NEWSPAPER
IN THE CONTINENT?
THIS WAS WARTIME.
DON'T FORGET, PEOPLE WANTED
A DIVERSION.
I CAN JUST SEE THE
HEADLINES NOW --
"MADCAP HEIRESS SLAYS FIANCE,
ESCAPES ARRANGED MARRIAGE."
FELICIA: BUT IF YOU TOLD
YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY --
LILA: IT WAS A DIFFERENT
TIME, DEAR, AND NOT AS ROMANTIC
AS IT SEEMS.
EDWARD: SEE, LILA'S ONLY
DEFENSE WAS HER WORD AGAINST
A DEAD MAN.
AND WHO WOULD HAVE BELIEVED THAT
IN THAT TIME, IN THAT CASE?
NO, THE VERY IDEA OF LILA EVEN
ACCUSING ELLIOT -- HIS FAMILY
WOULD HAVE MADE SURE THAT
SHE WAS SENT TO PRISON.
NO TELLING WHAT HER FATHER WOULD
HAVE DONE.
EVEN IF BY SOME MIRACLE A JURY
HAD ACQUITTED HER, HER LIFE
WOULD HAVE BEEN RUINED.
AND NO AMOUNT OF LOVE OR MONEY
COULD CHANGE THAT.
LUKE: BUT YOU COULD.
EDWARD: AND I WOULD AGAIN.
LUKE: OK, WELL, SAY
WE BELIEVE ALL THIS.
WHY DID YOU HAVE US SEALED UP
IN THE CRYPT?
I MEAN, DID U REALLY THINK
SOMEBODY WOULDN'T NOTICE THAT
THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WAS
MISSING -- OR ME?
I'M A LOUDMOUTH.
FELICIA: WHY'D YOU LEAVE US
THERE TO DIE?
REGINALD: HE DIDN'T.
I DID.

HANNAH: SONNY, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO LET ME IN.
JUST LET ME KNOW YOU'RE ALL
RIGHT.

ANNIE: I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS,
DR. QUARTERMAINE.
MONICA: WELL, MAYBE IT'S TIME
FOR A MEMO ON CHART SIGNING OUT.
I WILL CHECK IN ON HIM ANYWAY
IN A COUPLE SECONDS.
BOBBIE: I'LL BET YOU'RE
LOOKING FOR JUAN'S CHART.
MONICA: ARE YOU THE CULPRIT
THAT DIDN'T SIGN IT OUT?
BOBBIE: YEAH, BUT HERE I AM
BRINGING IT BACK, AND THE THING
IS I NEED TO GO OVER A FEW
THINGS WITH YOU, OK?
HIS BLOOD CAME BACK NEGATIVE
FOR H.I.V.
MONICA: MM-HMM.

FELICIA: WHY DID YOU LOCK US
IN THE CRYPT?
I THOUGHT WE WERE YOUR FRIENDS.
REGINALD: WAS NOTHING
PERSONAL.
LUKE: I'M GLAD WE'RE NOT
YOUR ENEMY.
LILA: I'M SURE REGINALD HAD
NO INTENTION OF HURTING ANYONE.
EDWARD: ALL THE DOORS IN THIS
HOUSE THAT YOU HAVE REFUSED
TO OPEN, AND YOU HAD TO CLOSE
THAT ONE?
REGINALD: I COULDN'T LET
YOU HURT MRS. QUARTERMAINE.
LUKE: SO YOU KNEW THE SECRET
ALL ALONG.
REGINALD: WHO DO YOU THINK
HELPED EDWARD PUT ELLIOT
IN THE CRYPT?
EDWARD: WELL, I COULD HAVE
MANAGED MYSELF.
REGINALD: YEAH, NOT
WITHOUT MY GRANDFATHER.
AND WHEN HE TOLD ME YOU TWO WERE
SNOOPING AROUND
OYSTER BAY, WELL --
OH, AND BY THE WAY, THE WHOLE
HIRAM-AND-ADELAIDE THING?
I DIDN'T BUY THAT FOR A SECOND.
FELICIA: OH. TOLD YOU.
HOW DID YOU KNOW WE WERE
IN THE CRYPT?
REGINALD: I PAY ATTENTION.
LUKE: AND I TOLD YOU SOMEBODY
WAS FOLLOWING US.
REGINALD: WHEN I HEARD
THE CRASH AT THE WEDDING
RECEPTION, I SUSPECTED THAT
YOU TWO HAD BROKEN INTO
MRS. QUARTERMAINE'S SITTING
ROOM.
LILA: WAS THAT ENTIRELY
NECESSARY, DEAR?
FELICIA: WELL, I -- I GOT
CARRIED AWAY.
I'M SORRY.
REGINALD: AND THEN YOU TRIED
TO TELL ME THAT THE VASE HAD
SOMEHOW FALLEN OFF THE HALL
TABLE.
FELICIA: IT COULD HAPPEN.
REGINALD: YEAH.
NOT IN ALL THE YEARS I'VE WORKED
HERE.
LUKE: I BELIEVE I MENTIONED
SIMPLER IS BETTER.
REGINALD: I -- I THOUGHT
YOU GUYS WOULD FIGURE IT ALL
OUT -- WELL, UNLESS SOMETHING
SCARED YOU OFF.
LUKE: SO YOU LOCKED US
IN THE CRYPT.
FELICIA: WHEN WERE
YOU PLANNING TO LET US OUT?
REGINALD: I WAS GOING
TO UNLOCK THE DOOR, AND MAC WAS
ALREADY THERE.
LUKE: UH-HUH.
WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY, BOSS?
MYSTERY SOLVED?
FELICIA: DEFINITELY.
EDWARD: SHALL I --
SHALL I CALL OUR ATTORNEYS?
FELICIA: LILA,
WHEN I STARTED WITH THIS
PROJECT, I WANTED TO WRITE ABOUT
YOUR ROMANCE.
I DIDN'T WANT TO WRITE ABOUT
THE WORST NIGHT IN YOUR LIFE.
SO THEN I STUMBLED INTO THIS
MYSTERY, AND I HAD TO FIND OUT
WHAT IT WAS.
BUT I'M NOT GOING TO TELL
ANYBODY.
I WON'T.
LILA: THANK YOU, DEAR.
THANK YOU.
FELICIA: I WON'T
TELL ANYONE --
NOT EVEN MY HUSBAND.
EDWARD: SPENCER?
LUKE: I'M JUST A WRITER'S
ASSISTANT.
EDWARD: I STRONGLY ADVISE
AGAINST BLACKMAIL.
LUKE: EDWARD, YOU I WOULD
BLACKMAIL IN A HEARTBEAT.
BUT LILA? NEVER.
WE GOT YOU COVERED,
DARLING, FOREVER.
LILA: THANK YOU, DEAR LUKE.
AND YOU TOO, FELICIA.
REGINALD: WELL, SHALL I SHOW
YOU TO THE DOOR?
FELICIA: WE'LL SEE
OURSELVES OUT.
LUKE: DON'T BOTHER CLOSING
ANY DOORS BEHIND US.
REGINALD: VERY WELL.
LILA: REGINALD?
REGINALD: YEAH?
LILA: THANK YOU.
REGINALD: I'D DO ANYTHING
FOR YOU, MRS. QUARTERMAINE.
LILA: THANK YOU.
EDWARD: AND PLEASE REMEMBER
NEXT TIME THAT MURDER IS ABOVE
AND BEYOND THE CALL
OF DUTY, HUH?
REGINALD: YEAH.
EDWARD: I'LL TAKE YOU TWO
AT YOUR WORD.
LUKE: DON'T YOU JUST
HATE THAT?
GOOD NIGHT, LILA.
LILA: GOOD NIGHT, DEAR.
FELICIA: GOOD NIGHT.
THANK YOU.
LUKE: WELL,
I GUESS THAT'S THAT CAPER.
FELICIA: NO, I DON'T --
I DON'T REALLY SEE IT
AS A CAPER, UH-UH.
LUKE: WHATEVER YOU SAY.
DID I MENTION TO YOU THAT I'M
GOING TO GO AWAY FOR A WHILE?
FELICIA: WHEN?
LUKE: WHAT TIME IS IT NOW?
FELICIA: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
LUKE: I DON'T REALLY KNOW YET
FOR SURE.
AN ADVENTURE USUALLY FINDS ME.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME WITH ME?
FELICIA: YOU --
YOU KNOW I CAN'T.
LUKE: RIGHT.
I KNOW --
BUBBA.
FELICIA: HOW LONG WILL
YOU BE GONE?
LUKE: TILL I GET BACK.
LUKE: YOU SAVED ME.
FELICIA: GOOD.
EDWARD: I WANTED TO SPARE
YOU ALL THIS.
LILA: DARLING, IT WAS WORTH
THE PAIN JUST TO REMEMBER
FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU.
EDWARD: WHEN I SAW
YOU AT THAT GARDEN PARTY
IN YOUR DRESS AS BLUE
AS THE SUMMER SKY, I LOVED
YOU THEN.
BUT NEVER AS MUCH AS I LOVE
YOU NOW.
LILA: I LOVE YOU, TOO.
EDWARD: SHALL WE -- SHALL
WE GO LOOK AT YOUR ROSE GARDEN
IN THE MOONLIGHT?
LILA: LATER.

BOBBIE: THANKS.
EMILY: OH. BOBBIE?
HI.
I JUST WANTED TO TOTALLY THANK
YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID.
IF MY MOM HAD COME IN THAT ROOM
AND SEEN ME THERE --
BOBBIE: IT'S OK.
BUT THAT WAS IT.
I CAN'T COVER FOR YOU AGAIN.
EMILY: BUT JUAN NEEDS ME.
I HAVE TO BE THERE.
BOBBIE: THEN WORK THIS OUT
WITH YOUR PARENTS.
EMILY: THEY WON'T EVEN
LISTEN TO ME.
BOBBIE: HAVE YOU TRIED
LISTENING TO THEM?
EMILY: ALL THEY SAY IS NO.
BOBBIE: KEEP TRYING.
EMILY: JUAN DEPENDS ON ME.
YOU KNOW, HE'S BEEN THROUGH
SO MUCH.
NO ONE HAS ANY IDEA.
I CAN'T JUST DITCH HIM.
WHY CAN'T MY PARENTS UNDERSTAND
THAT?

MONICA: HOW IS THE PAIN?
JUAN: IT'S NOT TOO BAD.
I'LL LET YOU KNOW IF IT GETS ANY
WORSE.
I WON'T TOUGH IT OUT.
MONICA: WELL, GOOD.
JUAN: WHY DID THEY TAKE OUT
MY SPLEEN?
MONICA: IT WAS PUNCTURED
BY BROKEN RIBS.
WE HAD TO REMOVE THE SPLEEN
TO STOP THE INTERNAL
HEMORRHAGING.
JUAN: YOU MEAN I WAS BLEEDING
TO DEATH?
MONICA: AMONG OTHER THINGS.
JUAN: OH, YOU SAVED MY LIFE,
DR. QUARTERMAINE.
HOW CAN I EVER THANK YOU?
MONICA: STAY AWAY FROM EMILY.
JUAN: I WOULD NEVER HURT
EMILY.
MONICA: YOU ALREADY HAVE,
JUAN.
SHE RISKED HER LIFE TO SAVE
YOURS.
I WON'T HAVE THAT HAPPEN AGAIN.
AS SOON AS YOU ARE WELL ENOUGH,
YOUR FATHER IS GOING TO TAKE
YOU BACK TO PUERTO RICO.
IN THE MEANTIME, EMILY IS
FORBIDDEN TO SEE YOU UNDER ANY
CIRCUMSTANCES.
JUAN: I REALLY CARE ABOUT
YOUR DAUGHTER.
MONICA: WELL, THEN YOU'LL
MAKE IT EASIER.
YOU'LL LEAVE HER ALONE.

TAMMY: HEY, YOU FOUND SONNY?
HANNAH: HE WOULDN'T ANSWER
HIS DOOR.
MIKE: WELL, HAVE YOU SEEN
HIM AT ALL?
HANNAH: EARLIER AT
THE HOSPITAL.
HE'S SO UPSET ABOUT JUAN.
TAMMY: YOU KNOW,
WHEN SONNY SAYS HE NEEDS TO BE
ALONE, YOU GOT TO LISTEN.
HANNAH: SONNY'S IN TROUBLE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'S
GOING TO DO?

CHLOE: SHH.
THIS HOUSE IS FULL
OF EAVESDROPPERS.
JAX: OH, YEAH.
WELL, NED CERTAINLY HAS GOOD
TASTE IN ROSES!
CHLOE: YES, HE DOES!
JAX: PUT THEM IN THIS.
CHLOE: OK.
JAX: SO HOW MANY LAYERS WOULD
YOU LIKE ON YOUR WEDDING CAKE?
CHLOE: AS MANY AS GRUMIAUX
CAN MANAGE.
JAX: OK.
CHLOE: OH.
THE WEDDING INVITATIONS.
THEY MUST HAVE ARRIVED THIS
AFTERNOON.
JAX: AM I ON THE LIST?
CHLOE: THE BEST MAN
USUALLY IS.
HERE YOU ARE.
JAX: THANKS.
WELL, I -- I GUESS I'D BETTER
GET BACK TO MY WIFE.
CHLOE: GIVE ALEXIS
MY REGARDS.
JAX: YEAH, I WILL.
CHLOE: GOOD NIGHT, JAX.
JAX: GOOD NIGHT, CHLOE.

MIKE: IF I KNEW HOW TO HELP
SONNY, I WOULD.
HANNAH: JOHNNY WASN'T AROUND.
THE PLACE WAS QUITE.
FOR ALL I KNOW, HE'S LEFT TOWN.
MIKE: IT'S POSSIBLE.
HANNAH: WHY DOES SONNY THINK
HE'S THE ONLY PERSON WHO NEVER
GETS HURT?
MIKE: I WISH I KNEW.
HANNAH: HOW CAN I HELP HIM?
MIKE: ALL YOU CAN DO IS WAIT.
HANNAH: I HATE WAITING.
BUT IF THAT'S WHAT SONNY NEEDS
ME TO DO, THEN I WILL.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]
LUKE: HERR KRIEG.
SPENCER.
SHALL WE TRANSPORT SOME PRODUCT?
HOW ABOUT TOMORROW?
YOU KNOW WHERE I AM.

MAXIE: NO, DON'T TICKLE ME!
MAC: DON'T DROP ANYTHING.
DON'T DROP IT. GET HER.
MAXIE: TELL HER TO STOP
TICKLING ME.
FELICIA: OH, I KNEW I'D FIND
YOU HERE.
HELLO.
MAC: HI.
FELICIA: HELLO. HELLO.
MAXIE: HI.
MAC: YOU SOLVE THE MYSTERY?
FELICIA: COMPLETELY.
MAC: WELCOME BACK TO THE REAL
WORLD.
FELICIA: THANK YOU.
OH, I HOPE THERE'S CHILI
IN THOSE BAGS.
MAC: WITH TONS OF CHIPS
AND SHREDDED CHEESE.
GEORGIE: WE'RE STARVING!
FELICIA: OH, ME, TOO.
LET'S GO HOME.
MAC: LET'S GO.
FELICIA: OK.
MAC: COME ON.
MMM, MMM, MMM. CHIPS.
FAISON: I THINK YOFORGOT
THIS.
MAXIE: MY PARENTS ARE RIGHT
OVER THERE.
FAISON: UH-HUH.
ENJOY YOUR MEAL.

>> STAY TUNED TO SCENES FROM
THE NEXT "GENERAL HOSPITAL."

NED: I NEED YOUR INPUT.
JAX: THIS IS A FIRST.

ALEXIS: NED WILL LOVE THAT.

KATHERINE: I'M AFRAID
I'VE LOST NIKOLAS.
THERE MUST BE A WAY TO HOLD
ON TO HIM.
STEFAN: MY MOTHER'S DAYS
OF GIVING ADVICE ARE OVER.

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