General Hospital Transcript Friday 7/16/99

Provided by Laura

JAX: HELLO, WIFE.
ALEXIS: HELLO, HUSBAND.
JAX: OH, DON'T LET ME INTRUDE
ON YOUR EXTRAMARITAL AFFAIR.
I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR SOMEONE,
YOU KNOW.
CHLOE: WELL, THIS IS A GOOD
PLACE TO START.
IS V WITH YOU?
NED: WHAT, SHE CALLED YOU,
TOO?
CHLOE: MM-HMM.
JAX: AND ME, WHICH MEANS IT'S
A SUMMONS, WHICH MEANS THAT
SHE'S FURIOUS WITH ALL OF US.
NED: NO, NOT NECESSARILY.
MAYBE SHE PULLED ANOTHER COUP
FOR L&B AND LANDED SOMEBODY BIG.
JAX: NO, WHY WOULD
SHE CALL ME?
NOW, OBVIOUSLY SHE FIGURED OUT
THAT ALEXIS AND I ARE ONLY
MARRIED FOR SHOW.
CHLOE: WELL, THAT WOULDN'T
MAKE HER FURIOUS.
A LITTLE MIFFED ABOUT BEING KEPT
IN THE DARK, MAYBE.
JAX: NO, NO, V'S VERY SERIOUS
ABOUT THE LAW OF THE LAND,
INCLUDING, ONE ASSUMES,
THIS LEGALONTRACT WE CALL
MARRIAGE.
V.
V: HEY.
JAX: HEY.
WHATEVER YOU'RE GOING TO SAY,
I DON'T BLAME YO
WE DESERVE IT.
V: DID YOU TELL THEM?
SIMON: WOULD I DO SUCH
A THING?
V: I'M NOT QUITTING
BECAUSE I'M MAD.
NED: QUITTING WHAT?

CARLY: HI.
BOBBIE: HI.
I SAID I'D BE BACK.
CARLY: DON'T YOU HAVE A SON
AT HOME TO TAKE CARE
OF OR SOMETHING?
BOBBIE: YEAH.
WOULD I LIKE TO BE HOME WATCHING
JERRY TEACH HIM HOW TO PLAY
POKER?
YOU BET.
SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
I COULD BE HOME SOAKING IN A HOT
TUB, WHICH WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA
AFTER THE NIGHT I HAD AT WORK.
CARLY: SO WHY DON'T YOU GO?
WHAT'S STOPPING YOU?
BOBBIE: BECAUSE I WANT
TO HEAR YOU TELL ME YOU'RE ALL
RIGHT IN A WAY I CAN BELIEVE.
CARLY: WELL, I HAVE A SON
TO TAKE CARE OF, SO I HAVE
TO BE.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, OK?
BOBBIE: CARLY.
HONEY, YOU'RE HURTING IN A WAY
I DON'T UNDERSTAND, AND IT'S
REALLY SCARING ME.
TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG.
WHAT HAPPENED?
CARLY: SINCE YESTERDAY?
DAY BEFORE?
NOTHING.
I JUST REALIZED THAT I THREW
MY LIFE AWAY.

SONNY: IF YOU DON'T WANT
TO GO BACK HOME BECAUSE YOU FEEL
YOU NEED TO GET OUT, FINE.
I UNDERSTAND HOW THAT FEELS.
I WILL CALL YOUR FATHER AND TAKE
UP THE QUESTION ON WHERE
WE SHOULD SEND YOU TO SCHOOL
BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO SCHOOL.
AND IT WON'T BE IN PORT CHARLES.
MR. SOREL: WITH CORINTHOS,
YEAH.
MY OPINION?
I THINK IT'S TIME TO SEND HIM
A MESSAGE.

FELICIA: MAC?
LUKE: NOT YET, DARLING.
HE AIN'T HERE YET.
FELICIA: HOW LONG WAS
I ASLEEP?
LUKE: I DOT KN.
I WASN'T EVEN AWARE YOU WERE
ASLEEP.
FELICIA: YOU KNOW WHAT?
I HAD THE MOST WONDERFUL DREAM.
THE SKY WAS SO BLACK IT WAS
NAVY, AND THE STARS WERE SHINING
BRIGHTLY.
AND WE WERE DANCING.
LUKE: YOU AND MAC?
FELICIA: NO.
OH, GOD, HOW COULD I DO THAT
TO HIM?
LUKE: WELL, IT WAS ONLY
A DREAM.
FELICIA: BUT WHAT IF IT'S
MY LAST?
YOU AND I WON'T ADMIT IT,
BUT WE'RE GOING TO DIE IN HERE.
LUKE: SHH.

NED: YOUR LETTER
OF RESIGNATION.
WHY?
CHLOE: NED, LOOK
AT THE SITUATION, NOT
THE LETTER.
NED: BUT WHY DID YOU WRITE IT
IN A LETTER?
WHY COUL'T YOU JUST TELL ME
TO MY FACE?
ALEXIS: V D YOUR FACE ARE
RIGHT IN THIS ROOM.
IT'S PROFESSIONAL COURTESY.
YOU KNOW HOW SHE IS.
NED: YOU BACKSTABBING JERK.
WHAT DID YOU OFFER HER?
JAX: EXCUSE ME?
NED: "ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY HAS
PRESENTED ITSELF.
AND IN THE INTEREST OF MY OWN
FUTURE --"
V: NED -- NED, IT WASN'T JAX,
OK?
ALEXIS: YOU TWO REALLY MUST
PAY ATTENTION.
JAX: HIM.
OH, YOU'RE GOING TO WORK
FOR SIMON.
YOU KNOW, HE'S NEVER HAD ANY
VISIBLE MEANS OF SUPPORT EXCEPT
FOR HIS FAMILY'S MONEY.
SIMON: MY FAMILY'S MONEY
AND I ARE TAKING HER
ON A HOLIDAY.
NED: A VACATION?
SIMON: MM-HMM.
NED: WELL, IF ALL YOU WANTED
WAS A LITTLE HOLIDAY --
V: BUT IT'S MORE THAN JUST
A LITTLE --
SIMON IS TAKING ME ON A CRUISE
AROUND THE WORLD.
ALEXIS: OH.
CHLOE: OH.
NED: OH.
JAX: WHAT?

BOBBIE: OK, SO LET ME HELP.
YOU MARRIED A.J., BUT YOU LOVE
JASON.
CARLY: AND JASON DOESN'T
LOVE ME.
PLEASE DON'T SAY "I COULD HAVE
TOLD YOU THAT."
I REALLY THOUGHT WE HAD
A CHANCE, YOU KNOW,
AND I THOUGHT WE DID
BECAUSE HE SAID SO.
AT LEAST, I THOUGHT HE DID.
BOBBIE: BUT WHY MARRY A.J.?
YOSWORE TO ME IT WAS FOR LOVE.
CARLY: IT WAS.
FOR JASON AND MICHAEL
SO WE COULD ALL BE TOGETHER
SO WE COULD BE A FAMILY.
I JUST DIDN'T SEE ANY OTHER WAY,
AND A.J. WAS THREATENING TO TAKE
MICHAEL AWAY FROM ME AND SEND ME
BACK TO FERNCLIFF.
BOBBIE: AND YOU BELIEVED HIM?
CARLY: WELL, LOOK AT HIM,
AND THEN LOOK AT ME.
YOU KNOW, HE'S A BIG-TIME
EXECUTIVE, FORMER
CITY COUNCILMAN.
HE'S A QUARTERMAINE, WITH ALL
THE CLOUT AND MONEY THAT GOES
WITH IT.
AND WHAT AM I?
I'M A NURSING SCHOOL DROPOUT.
I'M A MENTAL PATIENT.
I'M A FELON.
HE'D HAVE A WHOLE PROCESSION
OF PEOPLE JUST WAITING TO SAY
WHAT A LIAR AND PSYCHO I AM.
YOU INCLUDED, PROBABLY.
BOBBIE: CARLY, THIS IS
THE UNITEDTATES.
A PERSON CAN'T JUST COME
AND SNATCH A BABY AWAY
FROM ITS MOTHER JUST
BECAUSE SOMEBODY DECIDES IT'S
A GOOD IDEA.
CARLY: OH, NO?
WELL, LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU.
BOBBIE: THAT WAS --
OH, NEVER MIND.
OK.
SO YOU DECIDED THAT A.J. WAS
ON THE ATTACK.
YOU DECIDED TO PUT UP A WHITE
FLAG AND SOMEHOW CONVINCE HIM --
OH.
I GET IT.
THAT'S WHY YOU DID ALL THIS WHEN
JASON WAS OUT OF TOWN.
AND THAT'S WHY YOU WENT
TO THE QUARTERMAINES AND TOLD
THEM THAT JASON KIDNAPPED
MICHAEL.
WAS JASON IN ON THIS WITH YOU?
NO.
OH.
WELL, THEN I BET HE WANTED
TO WRING YOUR LITTLE NECK.
CARLY: WELL, I TRIED TO MAKE
HIM UNDERSTAND.
I COULDN'T LET A.J. TAKE
MICHAEL.
AND I JUST DIDN'T SEE HOW I WAS
GOING TO WIN IN COURT.
BOBBIE: SO YOU DECIDED
TO PLAY ALONG WITH HIM AND MARRY
HIM AND WHAT, MAKE HIM REGRET IT
LATER?
CARLY: NO.
I THINK I WOULD HAVE TO DO A LOT
MORE THAN THAT.
I MEAN, IT WOULD ALL BE
POINTLESS IF HE GOT TO DUMP ME
AND KEEP MICHAEL IN THE END.
BOBBIE: CARLY, THAT COULD
NEVER HAPPEN.
CARLY: YOU KNOW WHAT?
MOST OF THE THINGS THAT HAVE
EVER HAPPENED TO ME IN MY LIFE
HAVE BEEN SOMETHING THAT
SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE SAID WOULD
NEVER HAPPEN.
YOU NEVER KNOW.
SO BEFORE I DIVORCED A.J.,
I HAD TO MAKE SURE THAT
HE LOOKED LIKE A WORSE PARENT
THAN I COULD EVER BE.
SO I HAD THIS VAGUE IDEA
OF DRIVING HIM TO DRINK AGAIN.
HE WAS GOING TO DRINK
SOMETIME.
THAT I KNOW FOR SURE.
HE DOESN'T NEED MY HELP
FOR THAT.
BOBBIE: AND YOU JUST WALK
AWAY WITH A BIG CHUNK
OF ALIMONY?
CARLY: THAT WOULD BE FINE.
BUT I DON'T NEED IT.
WELL, I --
I WOULDN'T HAVE NEEDED IT.
JASON WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WAITING
FOR US.
BUT THAT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN
NOW BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING
FOR HIM TO WAIT FOR
BECAUSE APPARENTLY I'M JUST
THE WOMAN WHO RUINED HIS LIFE,
AND --
HE HAS SIGNED AWAY
ALL LEGAL RIGHTS
TO MICHAEL.

JUAN: I DON'T GET IT.
YOU TOTALLY HAVE NO USE FOR ME,
WHICH IS FINE.
I STAY AWAY FROM YOU, AND YOU'RE
STILL NOT HAPPY.
SONNY: SOMEBODY HAS TO BE
THE ADULT HERE, JUAN.
YOUR FATHER IS NOT HERE.
JUAN: I DON'T NEED A FATHER.
I'M DOING FINE.
YOU KNOW, AND EVEN IF I DID,
YOU'RE NOT IN CHARGE OF ME.
SONNY: DO YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M IN CHARGE OF HERE, JUAN?
I'M IN CHARGE OF THIS TOWN.
AND I AM TELLING YOU THIS IS NOT
YOUR PLACE OF RESIDENCE.
YOU ENJOY YOUR TIME WITH EMILY
BECAUSE YOU ARE GETTING SHIPPED
OUT OF HERE THIS WEEK.
HANNAH: WE SHOULD GO.
IT'S GETTING LATE.
SONNY: I'M FINE.
I SAID EVERYTHING I GOT TO SAY.
THIS WEEK, JUAN.
EMILY: I'M SORRY.
JUAN: WHY DOES HE HATE ME?
EMILY: HE DOESN'T.
HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME OUT
IN THE OPEN AND SAY "YOU'RE
MY FATHER"?
JUAN: THAT WOULDN'T WORK.
EMILY: HOW DO YOU KNOW?
I MEAN, THEN THERE WOULD BE,
LIKE, THIS OPENING AND HE WOULD
HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING.
JUAN: YEAH.
YEAH, HE'D SAY I WAS CRAZY.
HE'D SAY -- HE'D LIE.
HE'D LAUGH.
EMILY: MAYBE HE WOULD LIE.
MAYBE HE PROMISED YOUR FATHER
THAT HE'D KEEP THE SECRET.
BUT I DON'T SEE ANY OTHER WAY.
JUAN: I DO.
I'M JUST NOT READY YET.

FELICIA: THANK YOU.
LUKE: WHAT FOR?
FELICIA: FOR NOT TRYING
TO FORCE ME TO SEE THE SILVER
LINING, BECAUSE ALL MY LIFE
THAT'S ALL ANYBODY EVER TRIED
TO DO.
LUKE: NO.
I WON'T INSULT YOUR
INTELLIGENCE.
I'M AFRAID OUR CHANCES
OF GETTING OUT OF HERE ARE
PRETTY WELL DRIED UP.
AND IF THIS IS THAT FINAL
CURTAIN THAT FRANK SINATRA
SINGS ABOUT,
I SHOULD BE THANKING YOU.
FELICIA: OH.
WELL, YOU MUST BE SO HAPPY THAT
I COAXEDOU INTO HELPING ME OUT
WITH MY LITERARY PROJECT.
LUKE: NO, NO, NO.
I'M THANKFUL THAT YOU COAXED ME
INTO THE LIFE RAFT.
I WAS DROWNING, AND YOU HELD ME
FAST IN THOSE BABY BLUES.
YOU SAVED MY LIFE, FELICIA.
FELICIA: WHEN LUCKY DIED --
I REMEMBER WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS
GOING TO LOSE MAXIE, AND I KNEW
HOW YOU FELT.
I DID.
LUKE: A LOT OF PEOPLE TRIED
TO HELP.
MOST OF THEM INVITED ME
TO DINNER OR BOUGHT ME DRINKS.
BUT YOU CAME AND GOT ME.
AND YOU HELD ON TO ME.
AND IF YR FACE IS THE LAST
THING I EVER SEE,
I COULD HAVE DONE A LOT WORSE.
FELICIA: I JUST WISH --
LUKE: IT'S OK.
YOU CAN SAY IT.
NOBODY CARES.
NOBODY IS GOING TO KNOW.
WE HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE.
[DOOR CREAKS]
MAC: ANYBODY HOME?
FELICIA: MAC.

FELICIA: I KNEW YOU'D COME.
DIDN'T I TELL YOU HE'D COME?
LUKE: YEAH.
YOU SURE DID.
MAC: IT'S NICE TO KNOW
YOU STILL HAVE FAITH IN ME.
IN FACT, IF YOU'D SHOWN A LITTLE
MORE --
FELICIA: I'M SORRY.
I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU.
MAC: FORGET IT.
DOESN'T MATTER NOW.
YOU NEED TO BE LOOKED AT.
FELICIA: I'M OK.
I'M FINE.
MAC: MARTY, TAKE HER OUT
TO THE CAR.
MARTY: ALL RIGHT.
MAC: PUT SOME OF THAT FLUID
THAT THE RESCUE GUYS GAVE US,
ALL RIGHT?
PUT IT INTO HER.
MARTY: WILL DO.
FELICIA: WATER?
MAC: SOMETHING FLUID.
IT COMES IN TWO FLAVORS --
YELLOW-GREEN AND GREEN-YELLOW.
GO ON.
LUKE: WELL, YOU FOUND US.
HOW'D YOU DO IT?
MAC: IT'S WHAT I KNOW HOW
TO DO, LUKE.
LUKE: WELL, YOU PROVED THAT.
MAC: SO IS TAKING CARE
OF MY WIFE.
LUKE: I GET THE FEELING
YOU WANT TO SEAL ME BACK UP
IN HERE, BUBBA.
MAC: NOW WOULD NOT BE
A GOOD TIME TO TEMPT ME.

BOBBIE: NO SHARED CUSTODY?
NO VISITATION?
CARLY: NO, NOTHING.
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
I MEAN, IT'S THE ONE THING
I NEVER THOUGHT WOULD HAPPEN.
JASON'S WASHED HIS HANDS OF ME
BEFORE.
YOU KNOW, WHO HASN'T KICKED ME
TO THE CURB AT LEAST ONCE
IN MY LIFE?
BUT NOT MICHAEL.
BOBBIE: CARLY, I WILL NOT
BELIEVE THAT JASON HAS STOPPED
LOVING THAT LITTLE BOY.
CARLY: NO, YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S
GOT?
THIS CRAZY IDEA IN HIS HEAD THAT
SOMEHOW THIS IS WHAT'S BEST
FOR MICHAEL.
BOBBIE: OH, WELL, THEN OK.
SO NOW I'M BEGINNING TO SEE.
CARLY: WHAT?
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
HE LIED TO ME.
HE MADE ME A PROMISE,
AND HE LIED.
THAT'S IT.
IT'S NOT MORE COMPLICATED THAN
THAT, MOM.
BOBBIE: CARLY, MAYBE HE'S
JUST TRYING TO MAKE LIFE MORE
SIMPLE AND MORE SAFE
FOR YOU AND FOR MICHAEL.
CARLY: HOW?
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I REALIZE THAT IT'S,
YOU KNOW, YOUR INSTINCT TO TAKE
EVERYBODY ELSE'S SIDE OVER
MINE --
BOBBIE: YOU KNOW,
TURNING A.J. BACK INTO
A DRUNK -- TELL ME SOMETHING --
IS THAT SOMETHING YOU WERE
ACTUALLY PLANNING TO DO?
CARLY: IF IT WAS THE ONLY
WAY.
BOBBIE: WELL, YOU KNOW
SOMETHING?
MAYBE JASON DID YOU A BIG FAVOR
BY KEEPING YOU FROM EVER KNOWING
IF YOU COULD ACTUALLY DO THAT
TO SOMEBODY.
CARLY: LOOK, YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT I KNOW?
I KNOW WHAT I KNOW, AND WHAT
I KNOW IS THAT JASON WAS
DIFFERENT.
WHEN I MET HIM, HE NEVER SAID
ANYTHING THAT HE DIDN'T MEAN,
AND HE NEVER BELIEVED ANYTHING
THAT WASN'T TRUE.
HE WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW --
HE WAS JUST LIKE A NEWBORN
CHILD.
THERE WAS NOTHING FAKE ABOUT HIM
AT ALL.
AND THEN ROBIN CAME ALONG.
AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM IS
THE SAME THING THAT HAPPENS
TO EVERY OTHER CHILD --
HE GREW UP.
HE GREW UP TO BE JUST LIKE
EVERYBODY ELSE.
SO, THERE'S NO WAY MY LITTLE
BOY'S GOING TO TURN OUT LIKE
THAT.
AND I MAY NOT HAVE EVERYTHING
I SET OUT TO GET, BUT I MADE
MYSELF A DAMN GOOD MARRIAGE.
I AM CARLY QUARTERMAINE,
AND I GET TO CALL AMANDA
BARRINGTON BY HER FIRST NAME.
BOBBIE: OH, NOW WAIT.
JUST WAIT --
CARLY: WHAT THE HELL DO
I HAVE TO WAIT FOR?
BOBBIE: YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE
ON SOME I'M-GOING-TO-SHOW-M
CRUSADE.
AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
THAT IS NOT GOING TO DO
YOU OR MICHAEL ANY GOOD.
CARLY: NO, MOTHER,
THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M DOING.
I'M JUST SAYING I MADE MY BED,
SO NOW I'M GOING TO HAVE TO LIE
IN IT.

JUAN: WHEN I TELL HIM
I'M HIS SON, IT'S NOT GOING
TO BE LIKE, "HEY, YOU OWE ME.
I WANT AN ALLOWANCE AND A CAR
AND --"
I DON'T KNOW, I WANT IT
TO BE LIKE
"I KNOW WHO I AM.
I'M YOUR SON.
LOOK AT ME.
I MEAN, WHO ELSE COULD I BE?
AND HAVEN'T I PROVEN THAT
TO YOU?"
EMILY: HOW?
BY MOUTHING OFF EVERY TIME
YOU'RE AROUND HIM?
I DON'T SEE HOW THAT COULD HELP.
JUAN: THERE ARE THINGS ABOUT
ME THAT YOU DON'T KNOW.
AND WHEN HE FINDS OUT,
HE'S GOING TO LOOK AT ME
DIFFERENTLY.
HE'LL HAVE TO SAY, "I'D BE PROUD
TO HAVE A SON LIKE YOU."
AND THEN I'LL SAY, "YOU DO."
WHAT?
EMILY: I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE
TO PROVE ANYTHING.
AND I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE TO DO
ANYTHING.
I JUST WISH YOU WOULD LET HIM
SEE WHAT I SEE --
HOW FUNNY YOU ARE,
HOW SMART YOU ARE,
HOW MUCH EVERYBODY LIKES YOU.
JUAN: YEAH? LIKE WHO?
AND YOU DON'T COUNT.
YOU HAVE TO LIKE ME.
IT'S REQUIRED BY LAW.
EMILY: AT?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
WHY?
JUAN: BECAUSE YOU'RE
MY GIRLFRIEND.
EMILY: OH, QUIT MESSING
WITH ME.
JUAN: THAT'S WHAT I CALL YOU,
SO THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE.
I CAN PROVE IT TO YOU.
DO YOU KNOW HOW?
EMILY: HOW?

JUAN: SO, WHAT DID I TELL
YOU?
EMILY: I DON'T
REMEMBER.
JUAN: THAT YOU'RE
MY GIRLFRIEND.
EMILY: I DIDN'T SIGN
ANYTHING.
JUAN: YOU JUST DID.
EMILY: DO YOU TELL EVERYBODY
THAT YOU KISS THAT SHE'S
YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
JUAN: NO. JUST YOU.
[PAGER BEEPS]
EMILY: YOU HAVE A PAGER?
JUAN: IS THAT WHAT THIS IS?
EMILY: SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE
A PAGER?
FOR WHAT?
JUANFOR MY NEW JOB.
EMILY: WHAT KIND OF JOB?
JUAN: THE KIND THAT DOESN'T
LIKE ME SPENDING ALL MY TIME
WITH MY GIRLFRIEND.
I GOT TOO.
EMILY: BUT IT'S NIGHTTIME.
I MEAN --
JUAN: SAY YOU'RE GOING
TO MISS ME.
EMILY: WORK TIME IS OVER.
IT THE NIGHT. I --
JUAN: SAY IT.
EMILY: JUAN --
JUAN: ARE YOU GOING TO MISS
ME OR NOT?
EMILY: YES, I'LL MISS YOU.

NED: A YEAR?
JAX: YEAH, IT DOESN'T TAKE
A YEAR TO SAIL AROUND THE WORLD.
THAT DEFIES COMMON SENSE.
SIMON: WELL, IT'S NOT
A REGATTA.
NO ONE'S TRYING TO SET A RECORD.
ALEXIS: IT'S THE QE2, JAX.
IT WAS BUILT TO DEFY COMMON
SENSE.
CHLOE: IT'S GOING TO BE
GLORIOUS.
NED: V -- V, I KNOW I'VE BEEN
LAZY.
I KNOW THAT I HAVE LET INERTIA
GET ME IN ITS COZY GRIP.
BUT I PROMISE IF YOU STAY I WILL
REHEARSE MORE,ILL WRITE
SONGS, I'LL LET YOU BOOK ME
ANYWHE IN THE WORLD.
JAX: V, WHY DON'T COME BACK
AND WORK FOR ME?
YOU NEVER REALLY LIKED WORKING
FOR NED ANYWAY.
V: DIDN'T I?
I THGHT I DID.
JAX: OK, WELL, WHAT IF ONE
NIGHT ON THE HIGH SEAS,
SIMON DECIDES TO BET
YOU AT BACCARAT, HUH?
V: WELL, WHAT IF ONE NIGHT
I DECIDE TO GIVE HIM ANOTHER
CONCUSSION?
THAT'S A GAMBLE WE BOTH HAVE
TOAKE.
BUT SIMON THINKS THAT
UNEMPLOYMENT AND A WORLD CRUISE
ARE EXPERIENCES I SHOULD HAVE.
JAX: YEAH, OF COURSE HE'D
THINK THAT.
V: AND THEN HE'S AGREED
TO TRY WORKING FOR A YEAR.
JAX: OH, YOU CAN'T BE
CHLOE: IS THE FALLIRE AT HAND?
ALEXIS: WORKING AT WHAT?
SIMON: I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO BE A LIFEGUARD.
AND V SAYS SHE CAN HELP ME GET
MY CERTIFICATE, SO --
NED: WAIT.
THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT?
V: I THINK HE'LL MAKE
A SUPERIOR LIFEGUARD.
SIMON: I HAVE THIS STRANGE
NOTION THAT IT'LL HELP REPAY
A DEBT THAT I OWE SOCIETY.
JAX: OH, IN LIEU OF A PRISON
SENTENCE?
SIMON: WELL, I'VE NEVER
ACTUALLY BEEN A CRIMINAL.
BUT I DO FEEL THAT I HAVE BEEN
A LEECH ON THE THIGH
OF CIVILIZATION, AS IT WERE,
FOR REALLY A RATHER LONG TIME.
MOST OF MY LIFE, IN FACT.
I'VE BEHAVED BADLY TO MANY
PEOPLE, INCLUDING YOURSELVES,
INCLUDING EVEN MY ENCHANTRESS.
V: IF I DON'T LET HIM CALL ME
THAT, HE CALLS ME VENUS.
THANK YOU.
NED: LET ME GET THIS
STRAIGHT --
YOU ARE SIGNING UP FOR
A TWO-YEAR HITCH WITH THIS MAN?
V: WELL, THE TERMS
OF THE HITCH ARE STILL UNDER
NEGOTIATION.
WE'LL SEE HOW THE FIRST YEAR
GOES.
IF I'M EYEING THE LIFEBOATS
AFTER A WEEK --
SIMON: OH.
THEY SEEM TO THINK THAT YOU'VE
ASKED TO BE TAKEN OFF
A RESPIRATOR.
V: COULD YOU HOLD THIS
FOR ME?
THANK YOU.
COULD I SEE A SHOW OF HANDS,
PLEASE, IF I TELL YOU THAT THIS
IS WHAT I REALLY WANT?
I REMIND YOU THAT I AM STILL
THE SAME STUBBORN, SUSPICIOUS
V WITHOUT AN INCAUTIOUS BONE
IN MY BODY.
IF I TELL YOU THAT I THINK THAT
THE MAN STANDING NEXT TO ME
AND THE LIFE I'M DESCRIBING
COULD MAKE ME VERY, VERY HAPPY,
DO YOU THINK THAT ANY
OF YOU COULD MANAGE TO BE HAPPY
FOR ME?

MAC: YOU KNOW, I GET THAT
LIFE OF LATE HASN'T BEEN EASY
FOR YOU, LUKE.
AND I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THAT,
ALL RIGHT?
I REALLY AM.
AND FELICIA, GOODHEARTED
AS SHE IS, WELL, SHE JUST HAD
THE INSTINCT TO WANT TO HELP,
TO REACH OUT TO YOU.
LISTEN TO ME!
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I ACTUALLY
ENCOURAGED HER IN DOING THAT.
BUT I HAD FORGOTTEN
THAT YOU'RE NOT HAPPY ANYWHERE
UNLESS YOU'RE LIVING LIFE RIGHT
ON THE EDGE, RIGHT?
OH, MAYBE I WAS -- MAYBE I JUST
THOUGHT THAT YOU OUTLIVED THIS
DANGER-JUNKIE PHASE OF YOURS.
YOU SEALED FELICIA IN A CRYPT,
FOR GOD --
LUKE: OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE,
MAC --
MAC: NO, LUKE, AND DON'T TELL
ME THAT IT WAS HER IDEA,
ALL RIGHT?
I KNOW BETTER.
YOU TURNED HER INTO
A GRAVE ROBBER.
LUKE: OH, PLSE.
MAC: LOOK, YOU SEALED
HER IN HERE, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU ALMOST GOT THAT DEATH WISH
OF YOURS SATISFIED ONCE
AND FOR ALL.
I'M SORRY, LUKE.
YOU DON'T GET TO PLAY
WITH MY WIFE ANYMORE, ALL RIGHT?
NO MORE GAMES.
IF STAMP COLLECTING ISN'T GOOD
ENOUGH FOR YOU, TAKE UP
SKYDIVING.
YOU LEAVE FELICIA OUT OF IT.
FROM NOW ON, SHE IS OFF-LIMITS
TO YOU.
LUKE: OH, THANK YOU.
FELICIA: EVERYTHING OK?
MAC: I WAS JUST DEBRIEFING
LUKE, BUT WE'RE FINISHED NOW.
LUKE: WHAT HE SAID.
FELICIA: DO YOU WANT TO YELL
AT ME?
MAC: NO.
FELICIA: MAYBE LATER?
MAC: NO, FELICIA.
NOT LATER, EITHER.
MAC: COME ON, LET'S GO.

CHLOE: A DRUG SMUGGLER?
WHAT, DID YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT
HAIRCUT OR A BEARD OR
A NOSE RING?
V: HE NEVER DID SEEM TOO
LIKELY A DRUG SMUGGLER.
BUT LIKE THE SHERIFF ALWAYS
SAID, I WASN'T PAID TO THINK.
ALEXIS: I WANT A JOB LIKE
THAT.
SIMON: DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT
UNIFORM, AND WOULD YOU WEAR IT
FOR ME?
JAX: OH, SIMON, GIVE IT
A REST.
YOU KNOW, A SHADOW WOULD FALL
ACROSS MY SANDWICH AND I WOULD
JUST KNOW -- OFC. ARDANOWSKI.
YOU WERE THE BANE OF
MY EXISTENCE.
IF I WOULD HAVE KNOWN BACK THEN
THAT YOU WOULD POSSIBLY TURN OUT
TO BE ONE OF THE BEST FRIENDS
I EVER HAD --
ALEXIS: YOU WANT SOME MORE
CHAMPAGNE?
NED: YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD
IDEA.
CHLOE: YES, PLEASE.
V: YOU KNOW,
I WAS ALWAYS A LITTLE BIT
IN LOVE WITH YOU.
JAX: YOU KNOW, I OFTEN
WONDERED IF THE TIMING HAD BEEN
DIFFERENT --
V: UH-UH, THINGS HAPPEN
EXACTLY AS THEY SHOULD.
WE'D HAVE DRIVEN EACH OTHER
CRAZY.
JAX: WELL, WE DID THAT
ANYWAY.
V: WHAT I NEEDED WAS
FOR SOMEONE TO SEE ME, TO REALLY
SEE ME DEEP DOWN THROUGH
MY YES-SIR-NO-SIR MANNERS
AND MY ALL-THUMBS SHYNESS.
I NEEDED SOMEONE TO SEE THAT,
YEAH, I WAS A GREAT SHERIFF'S
DEPUTY, BUT THAT THERE WAS MORE
TO ME, MORE THAN EVEN I KNEW.
AND YOU DID THAT.
YOU WERE THE
OVERSIZED, GORGEOUS JOCK
OF A BIG BROTHER THAT I NEVER
HAD.
AND IF YOU TOLD ME THAT I WAS
AS GOOD AS ANYONE, I KNEW IT HAD
TO BE TRUE.
JAX: YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME
YELL AT YOU IF YOU KEEP THIS UP.
NOW, WHO AM I GOING TO CALL WHEN
I SEE SOMETHING REALLY GREAT
ON TV?
HUH?
WHO AM I GOING TO CALL WHEN
I WANT TO HAVE LUNCH WHEN I NEED
TO HEAR MYSELF THINK OUT LOUD?
AND WHO AM I GOING TO CALL WHEN
I NEED SOMEONE TO TELL ME
THE TRUTH WHEN NO ONE ELSE WILL?
V: YOU GOT ME THE CELL PHONE.
YOU KNOW MY NUMBER.
JAX: RIGHT.
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN WHILE
YOU'RE TEACHING SIMON TO BE
A LIFEGUARD?
I HOPE HE DROWNS.
V: NO, YOU DON'T.
YOU HOPE THAT I MAKE HIM VERY
HAPPY.
JAX: WHO CARES ABOUT HIM?
I HOPE HE MAKES YOU HAPPY.
AND I SWEAR, IF HE DOESN'T TREAT
YOU RIGHT, YOU CALL ME.
V: YOU KNOW, I COULD QUESTION
YOUR RECENT ROMANTIC GOINGS-ON,
IF THE TERM "ROMANCE" EVEN
APPLIES.
I DON'T HAVE TO UNDERSTAND IT
BECAUSE I ASSUME YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE DOING.
CAN YOU DO THE SAME FOR ME?
JAX: SURE.
V: OK.
JAX: YOU BE HAPPY.
V: I AM.
JAX: I'M GOING TO MISS YOU.
V: ME, TOO.
NED: MAY I SECOND THAT
EMOTION?
V: MM-HMM.
ALEXIS: ME, TOO?
V: BYE.
I'LL MISS YOU.
ALEXIS: I'LL MISS YOU, TOO.
CHLOE: AND ME?
WHEN YOU GET TO MILAN,
YOU COME BY THE HOUSE.
AND IF I'M NOT THERE,
TERESE WILL OPEN IT UP
FOR YOU TILL I AM.
V: OK.
OK.
SIMON: VENUS?
V: YEAH, WE SHOULD GO.
SIMON: YEAH.
V: I'D REALLY BE A FOOL
IF THEY CLOSED THE RESTAURANT
DOWN BEFORE WE GOT AROUND TO IT,
RIGHT?
I LOVE YOU GUYS.
I LOVE YOU.
ALEXIS: WE LOVE YOU.
V: BYE.
JAX: HAVE FUN.
BYE.
V: BYE.
ALEXIS: HAVE FUN.
CHLOE: BYE, SIMON.
ALEXIS: BYE.
CHLOE: BYE, V.
ALEXIS: BYE-BYE, V.
V: BYE.
CHLOE: JAX, I KNOW YOU STILL
HAVE SOME RESERVATIONS ABOUT
SIMON, BUT I REALLY BELIEVE --
JAX: HE'S ALL RIGHT.
NOT 1/10 GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER,
BUT I'D HAVE RESERVATIONS ABOUT
ANYTHING THAT --
CHLOE: THAT TAKES HER AWAY.
OF COURSE YOU WOULD.
JAX: YEAH.
NED: TO V.
ALEXIS: TO V.
CHLOE: TO V.
JAX: TO V.

MAC: THEY'LL NEVER GET
TO SLEEP NOW.
FELICIA: YEAH, THEY WILL.
THEY JUST THINK THAT I WAS
REALLY BUSY WITH MY WORK,
THAT'S ALL.
THANKS FOR NOT SCARING THEM.
MAC: I WISH SOMEBODY COULD
HAVE DONE THE SAME FOR ME.
FELICIA: I KNOW WHAT I PUT
YOU THROUGH, AND I'M REALLY
SORRY, MAC.
I ALSO KNOW THAT YOU BLAME LUKE,
BUT YOU CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE IT
WASN'T HIS FAULT.
IT WAS MY FAULT.
MAC: DIGGING UP A FEW DEAD
QUARTERMAINES -- THAT WAS
YOUR IDEA?
FELICIA: WELL, I WENT ALONG
WITH IT.
MAC: ARE EDWARD AND LILA
AND ANCIENT, YELLOW LETTERS
INTERESTING ENOUGH TO DIE FOR?
FELICIA: I WILL BE THE FIRST
TO ADMIT THAT I DID NOT FULLY
THINK ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES
OF MY ACTIONS.
MAC: WAIT A MINUTE.
PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU'RE
ABOUT TO SAY YOU'D GLADLY DO IT
AGAIN.
YOU ARE YOUR OWN WOMAN,
FELICIA, OK?
THAT'S ONE OF THE THINGS THAT
I LOVE ABOUT YOU.
WHAT I'M NOT OK WITH IS THEM
RISKING YOUR LIFE.
FELICIA: NO --
MAC: NO, DON'T --
OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
IT'S NOT LUKE'S FAULT, WAS IT?
DID YOU HAVE ENOUGH OF THIS?
I MEAN, TO NEARLY CASHING
IN YOUR CHIPS, INCLUDING ME
AND THE GIRLS UP THERE.
I MEAN, DID THAT CHANGE
YOUR MIND ABOUT PURSUING
WHATEVER MAY OR MAY NOT BE
IN THOSE LETTERS?
FELICIA: I WOULD CERTAINLY
NEVER DO ANYTHING TO PUT US
IN DANGER EVER AGAIN.
I'M SORRY.
MAC: IN OTHER WORDS, NO.
WELL, THEN MAYBE -- MAYBE THIS
WILL HELP SPEED UP THE PROCESS.
FELICIA: WHAT IS THIS?
MAC: ELLIOT THOMPSON'S WAR
RECORDS.

MR. SOREL: NOBODY HOME.
JUAN: HEY, MR. SOREL.
CAME AS SOON AS I GOT YOUR PAGE.
WHAT'S UP?
MR. SOREL: OH, I'LL TELL
YOU WHAT'S UP, YOU LITTLE
PEA POD.
CORINTHOS SENT A BOY TO DO
A MAN'S JOB.
THAT WAS A MISTAKE.
JUAN: HOW DO YOU MEAN?
MR. SOREL: I MEAN,
LITTLE SQUASH, I SEE YOU NOW
FOR WHAT YOU REALLY ARE --
A PLANT.
GET IT?
A PLANT.
JUAN: NO, I DON'T GET IT.
I MEAN, SONNY CORINTHOS DIDN'T
SEND ME ANYWHERE.
MR. SOREL: I SAW
YOU TALKING WITH HIM.
JUAN: WHEN?
MR. SOREL: DO I STRIKE
YOU AS COMPLETELY UNINTELLIGENT?
JUAN: TONIGHT?
BECAUSE IF YOU SAW ME TONIGHT,
ALL WE WERE DOING --
WHAT?
MR. SOREL: PAGER.
MR. SOREL: TOO BAD.
I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT A LIAR LIKE
YOU WOULD HAVE HAD A LOT
OF POTENTIAL,
YOU LITTLE WEED.
JUAN: MR. SOREL, I DIDN'T --
MR. SOREL: A LITTLE PATCH
OF CRABGRASS.

A.J.: HERE YOU ARE.
CARLY: DID YOU THINK I WAS
HIDING?
I'M NOT.
A.J.: DID YOU THINK I WAS
ACCUSING?
CARLY: WHY DO YOU THINK ROSES
SMELL SO STRONG AT NIGHT?
A.J.: I DON'T KNOW.
CARLY: MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE,
YOU KNOW, ALL DAY LONG THEY'VE
BEEN SHOWING THEMSELVES OFF
AND TRYING TO GET THE ATTENTION
OF BUTTERFLIES AND BEES
AND PEOPLE, AND NOW IT'S
NIGHTTIME AND IT'S COOL
AND NOBODY'S AROUND,
SO THEY HIKE UP THEIR SKIRTS
AND TAKE WHAT THEY CAN GET.
YOU WORKING LATE AGAIN TONIGHT?
A.J.: ACTUALLY, I'VE -
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GIVE
YOU A LITTLE SPACE BECAUSE
I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT
YOU WANTED.
CARLY: WELL,
THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU.
BUT ACTUALLY, I'M JUST FINE.
A.J.: WELL, YOU JUST --
YOU SEEMED UPSET AFTER JASON'S
LATEST GRAND GESTURE.
CARLY: HMM. YES.
SIGNING MICHAEL AWAY LIKE
A USED CAR.
WELL, I JUST WASN'T SURE WHA
HE WAS UP TO.
YOU KNOW, IT COULD HAVE BEEN
A TRICK.
BUT FOR ONCE, IT'S NOT.
ACTUALLY TURNS OUT THAT HE'S
DOING THE RIGHT THING -- GETTING
OUT OF THE WAY SO THAT WE CAN --
WE CAN BE OUR LITTLE FAMILY THAT
WE WANTED.
ISN'T THAT WHAT WE WANTED?
A.J.: I DID, YES.
CARLY: THEN LIFE IS GOOD.

[FOOTSTEPS]
FELICIA: LUKE?
HI.
LUKE: IS IT A FIGMENT
OF MY IMAGINATION?
I KN MY ELECTROLYTES ARE
A LITTLE OFF.
WHAT IS IT?
FELICIA: WHEN YOU WEREN'T
AT THE CLUB, I FIGURED I'D CHECK
AND SEE IF KELLY'S WAS CLOSED.
AND I WAS ON THE RIGHT TRACK.
LUKE: YOU'RE THE LAST PERSON
I EXPECTED TO SEE TONIGHT AFTER
THE WAY BUBBA BREATHED FIRE ALL
OVER ME.
FELICIA: I KNOW.
I'M SORRY.
HE GETS A LITTLE ANNOYED WHEN
I ALMOST DIE.
[LUKE LAUGHS]
FELICIA: BUT HE DOES
UNDERSTAND ME.
HE DID SOMETHING FOR ME.
LUKE: HE FIT YOU
FOR AN ANKLE MONITOR.
FELICIA: NO, NO.
I ASKED HIM TO DO SOME RESEARCH
FOR ME, AND HE DID.
I THINK THAT I MIGHT BE ABLE
TO IDENTIFY THAT SECOND BODY
THAT'S BURIED WITH EDWADS
FATHER.

SONNY: I GOT SOMETHING THAT
BELONGS TO YOU.
I HOPE YOU TAKE IT BACK.
HANNAH: YOU KNOW, WHEN I SENT
YOU BACK THIS DRESS,
I REALLY BELIEVED THAT I DIDN'T
WANT TO SEE YOU EVER AGAIN.
AND THEN I STARTED THINKING
ABOUT WHAT THAT WOULD MEAN
AND ALL THE THINGS THAT I WOULD
BE MISSING.
SONNY: MY COOKING,
FOR INSTANCE?
HANNAH: YEAH.
LIKE ENDING A DAY
ALONE IN A ROOM WITH YOU.
CAN WE JUST FORGET ABOUT JUAN,
FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING,
AND JUST MAKE IT ABOUT
YOU AND ME TONIGHT, THE WAY
IT WAS?

EMILY: JUAN?
EMILY: JUAN?
JUAN?
JUAN, ARE YOU OK?
JUAN?
JUAN, IT'S EMILY.
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
GOD.
JUAN, IT'S EMILY.
SOMEBODY HELP ME!
JUAN?
GOD --
OH, MY GOD.
JUAN, ARE YOU OK?

>> STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM
THE NEXT "GENERAL HOSPITAL."

LUKE: WHATEVER WE DO
IS UP TO YOU.

EDWARD: THE SITUATION THAT
WE HAD PUT BEHIND US IS WITH US
AGAIN.

EMILY: MY FRIEND HAS BEEN
BADLY BEATEN AND HE'S BLEEDING
AND HE HAS INTERNAL INJURIES.

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