General Hospital Transcript Monday 7/12/99

Provided by Laura

ALEXIS: SO SUE US.
WE'RE NOT SCOTT AND ZELDA.
JAX: AT LEAST NOT YET.
ALEXIS: YOUR PARENTS ARE
SO SWEET.
IF IT'LL MAKE THEM HAPPY FOR US
TO STAY MARRIED A LITTLE LONGER,
WHAT THE HELL, HUH?
JAX: MY BROTHER NEEDS
A MUZZLE.
ALEXIS: WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE
HAD DINNER WITH MY BROTHER?
JAX: POINT TAKEN.
ALEXIS: DO YOU REALIZE HOW
LUCKY YOU ARE TO HAVE A FAMILY
THAT CARES ABOUT YOU LIKE THAT?
IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE --
YOU'RE HAPPY, SO THEY'RE HAPPY.
JAX: YOU KNOW, NOT MANY WOMEN
WOULD STAY MARRIED FOR THE SAKE
OF THE IN-LAWS.
ALEXIS: YEAH, WELL,
THEY ADORE YOU, SO WHY BREAK
THEIR HEARTS?
WE'LL JUST GET A QUIET ANNULMENT
LATER.
JAX: NED'S GOING TO BE VERY
DISAPPOINTED.
ALEXIS: NED KNOWS HOW MUCH
I LOVE HIM, SO HE DOESN'T NEED
TO HAVE IT ON A PIECE OF PAPER.
JAX: YEAH, IT COULD GET
A LITTLE STICKY, THOUGH.
ALEXIS: YEAH, WELL,
WHAT DOESN'T, RIGHT?
JAX: YEAH.
V: OH, SPEAK OF THE DEVIL.
ALEXIS: WING IT.
V: HEY.
WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU.
SIMON WAS ASKING FOR AN UPDATE,
AND I DON'T HA A CLUE.
DID YOU FINISH THAT BIG
NEGOTIATION FROM THE OTHER
NIGHT?
COME ON, JAX.
WHAT'S NEW?

MAC: TELL YOUR BOSS
THE POLICE COMMISSIONER IS HERE
TO SEE HIM.
JOHNNY: DO YOU HAVE
AN APPOINTMENT?
MAC: WE'LL WAIT.
JOHNNY: MR. CORINTHOS ISN'T
HERE.
MAC: FIND HIM.
ALL RIGHT.
I GUESS I'LL JUST CHECK
MY MESSAGES, AND THEN WE'LL GO
OVER ALL THOSE OUTSTANDING
WARRANTS WE BROUGHT.
TAGGERT: YES, SIR.
WE BROUGHT HOURS OF WORK
WITH US.
MAC: YOU DON'T MIND WORKING
HERE ALL NIGHT, DO YOU?
TAGGERT: OH, NO, NO.
NO, NO PROBLEM AT ALL, SIR.
MAC: MR. CORINTHOS WILL BE
GLAD TO SEE US WHEN HE GETS
HOME, WON'T HE?
TAGGERT: OH, YEAH.
HE LOVES SURPRISES.
JOHNNY: I'LL SEE WHAT
I CAN DO.
MAC: DON'T MIND US.
TAGGERT: SO YOU'RE GOING
TO TELL ME WHAT THIS IS ALL
ABOUT, COMMISSIONER?
MAC: I INK YOU WERE RIGHT
ABOUT THAT DIAMOND FENCE.
IF CORINTHOS HASN'T BEEN
IN TOUCH WITH THE GARDENER YET,
HE WILL BE SOON.
TAGGERT: THAT'S WHAT I'VE
BEEN SAYING ALL ALONG, SIR.
MAC: I WANT TO STOP THIS
THING BEFORE IT STARTS, TAGGERT.
I'VE GOT A REALLY BAD FEELING
ABOUT IT.

FAISON'S VOICE: THE
ARRANGEMENTS ARE NOT COMPLETE.
CALL ME LATER.
FAISON: YEAH.
SURE, I ARRANGED FOR INTERPOL
TO RECORD MY PHONE CALLS.
NAH, THEY BARELY MADE IT.
SUCH POOR SOUND QUALITY.
YEAH, BUT I GUESS KEEPING UP
WITH NEW TECHNOLOGY IS
A CHALLENGE FOR ANY GOVERNMENT
AGENCY NOWADAYS.
BUT WHAT CAN ONE DO?
THE WORK GETS DONE.
MAC SCORPIO HEARD MY VOICE,
AND I BET YOU HE'S TEARING OUT
HIS HAIR BY NOW.
MM-HMM.
YEAH. GOOD NIGHT.

LUKE: I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND
OF A SLAMMING DOOR.
FELICIA: MAYBE IT WAS
THE WIND.
LUKE: THE WIND?
THAT THING WEIGHS A TON.
FELICIA: THERE'S NO WAY OUT.
OH!

EDWARD: SO YOU WANT TO SAY
GOOD-BYE TO MICHAEL, HUH?
FINE.
WE'LL BE HAPPY TO GIVE HIM
THE MESSAGE.
WHERE SHOULD WE SAY YOU WENT,
ON THE LAM?
CARLY: MICHAEL'S TIRED.
WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK
TOMORROW?
JASON: I CAN'T.
EDWARD: DON'T LET THIS
HOOLIGAN UPSET YOU, MY DEAR.
CARLY: JASON, WHAT IF HE'S
ASLEEP?
JASON: CARLY, I WON'T WAKE
HIM UP.
CARLY: WELL, THEN YOU'LL COME
BACK TOMORROW, AND YOU'LL SAY
GOOD-BYE.
JASON: IF HE'S AWAKE,
WE'LL BE IN THE ROSE GARDEN.
EDWARD: YOU'RE TAKING HIM
TO LOOK AT THE ROSES?
CARLY: I'M GOING TO GO
WITH YOU, THEN.
JASON: CARLY, THIS IS BETWEEN
ME AND MICHAEL.
EDWARD: LET HIM GO.
IF THAT CRIMINAL THINKS HE CAN
BREAK INTO THIS HOUSE ANY DAY,
ANY HOUR -- JUST DON'T FRET IT.
THIS IS OUR CHANCE TO DUMP JASON
OUT OF MICHAEL'S LIFE FOR GOOD.
CHLOE: CARLY, IT'S GOING
TO BE ALL RIGHT.

SONNY: WHO WERE YOU
EXPECTING, THAT EX-BOYFRIEND?
HANNAH: THE GUY SHOWED UP
ONCE.
YOU TOSSED HIM OUT OF A WINDOW.
I THINK HE GOT THE HINT.
SO, DID YOU BRING ANY ICES
WITH YOU OR WHAT?
SONNY: THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S GOOD, HANNAH.
BUT SEE, TAMMY TELLS ME THAT
THAT EX-BOYFRIEND CAME AROUND
NOT ONCE, BUT FOR WEEKS.
YOU LIED TO ME, HANNAH.
WHY?

HANNAH: LET ME GET THIS
STRAIGHT.
YOU BREAK INTO MY ROOM,
YOU SIT HERE IN THE DARK.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN SITTING
HERE?
AND YOU'RE ASKING ME QUESTIONS?
SONNY: WHY'D YOU LIE TO ME?
ANSWER ME.
HANNAH: HOW DID YOU GET
IN HERE?
TAMMY?
WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HER?
OR WAS IT JOHNNY?
DID HE MAKE YOU A KEY?
OR MAYBE YOU HAVE EVERY SKELETON
KEY AND LOCK IN TOWN.
SONNY: YOU DIDN'T JUST LIE
TO ME ONCE.
YOU'VE BEEN LYING TO ME
FOR WEEKS.
HANNAH: YOU HAVE NO RIGHT
TO BE HERE.
SONNY: I GAVE YOU A CHANCE
TO TELL THE TRUTH MORE THAN
ONCE.
YOU STUCK TO YOUR STORY.
I'LL GIVE YOU THAT.
SEE, I LIKE THINKING
IN THE DARK, DON'T YOU?
IT CLEARS MY HEAD.
I'VE BEEN THINKING,
MAYBE, "HEY, YOU KNOW,
MAYBE HANNAH HAS A GOOD REASON.
MAYBE NOT.
MAYBE SHE'S TRYING TO PROTECT
SOMEBODY."
BUT WHO?
THAT GUY?
ME?
YOU?
HANNAH: WE'RE NOT DOING THIS.
NOT HERE, NOT TONIGHT, NOT WHERE
I LIVE.
I WANT YOU TO LEAVE.
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
I'LL GO, THEN.
SONNY: OH, YEAH?
YOU'RE NOT LEAVING.

EDWARD: I'M GOING TO CALL
MY ATTORNEY RIGHT NOW AND MAKE
HIM EARN HIS RETAINER.
ROSES -- AT THIS TIME
OF THE NIGHT?
HE'S GOING TO RUIN THAT LITTLE
BOY.
I KNEW FROM THE START THAT --
CHLOE: CARLY DOES NOT NEED
TO HEAR THIS RIGHT NOW.
EDWARD: AFTER WHAT THAT
CRIMINAL'S PUT HER THROUGH?
DON'T YOU WORRY, MY DEAR.
WE'RE GOING TO PUT A STOP TO IT.
CARLY: EDWARD, YOU STOP!
PLEASE.
EDWARD: ALL RIGHT.
I'LL -- I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT
IN THE MORNING, AND YOU GET SOME
SLEEP, LITTLE LADY,
BECAUSE YOU LOOK EXHAUSTED.
CARLY: JASON WON'T DO THIS.
CHLOE: WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP?
CARLY: HE LOVES MICHAEL.
CHLOE: YES, HE DOES.
CARLY: HE WON'T.
HE -- HE CAN'T.
CHLOE: DOES MICHAEL GET UPSET
WHEN JASON SAYS GOOD-BYE?
A.J.: CHLOE.
CARLY, WHAT'S WRONG?
CHLOE: JASON'S HERE.
A.J.: I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
HE'S WITH MICHAEL?
CHLOE: IN THE ROSE GARDEN,
I THINK.
A.J.: AT THIS HOUR?
THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT.
I'M CALLING MY ATTORNEY.
CHLOE: IS THAT REALLY
NECESSARY?
A.J.: YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS MYSELF.
CARLY: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST
LEAVE THEM ALONE FOR ONCE?

JASON: I AM GLAD YOU WERE
AWAKE.
DID YOU KNOW I WAS GOING TO BE
HERE?
HMM?
YOU SEE THAT LIGHT IN THAT
WINDOW?
HUH?
THAT'S YOUR ROOM.
ANYBODY LOOKING OUT CAN SEE US
RIGHT NOW.
SO THE NEXT TIME YOU LOOK OUT
THAT WINDOW, YOU CAN SEE RIGHT
WHERE WE ARE.
IT'S NICE HERE, HUH?
IT'S QUIET.
YOU KNOW, GRANDMOTHER'S GOING
TO TEACH YOU ALL ABOUT THESE
ROSES WHEN YOU GET OLDER.
SHE LOVES YOU, MICHAEL.
A LOT OF PEOPLE LOVE YOU.
I MEAN, YOU'RE STARTING TO LIKE
IT HERE, AREN'T YOU?
MICHAEL, I NEED TO TELL
YOU SOMETHING,
AND IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT,
OK?
YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND
THAT I'LL ALWAYS --
I'LL ALWAYS BE YOUR FATHER.
MICHAEL: DA-DA.
JASON: AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE
MY SON.
BUT I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE,
MICHAEL.
I --
JASON: I CAN'T.
I CAN'T COME AND SEE YOU.
WE CAN'T GO FEED THE DUCKS.
YOU CAN'T COME TO YOUR --
WHERE I LIVE ANYMORE.
I CAN'T SEE YOU AFTER TONIGHT.
BUT YOUR MOM -- YOUR MOM'S STILL
HERE, AND SHE'S --
SHE'S GOING TO TAKE CARE OF YOU.
SHE LOVES YOU AND SO DO I.
FIGHTING WITH A.J. IS WRONG.
OH, MAN, THE WAY I FIGHT
WITH HIM IS SO WRONG.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO GROW UP
WITH THAT,
ESPECIALLY WITH YOUR MOM
IN THE MIDDLE.
AND THE ONLY WAY TO STOP
THE FIGHTING IS --
IS TO LEAVE.
BUT NOT BECAUSE OF YOU.
NOT BECAUSE OF ANYTHING YOU DID.
IT'S BECAUSE OF ME.
I CAN'T -- I CAN'T BE
IN YOUR LIFE, AND I THOUGHT
I COULD.
JASON: YOU REMEMBER ROBIN
WOULD TELL US ABOUT THE GUARDIAN
ANGELS?
HMM?
WELL, I'LL BE THAT FOR YOU.
I'LL BE LOOKING OUT FOR YOU ALL
THE TIME.
BUT YOU WON'T SEE ME.
SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR ME
TO COME AND PICK YOU UP.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
JASON: I CAN'T SEE YOU,
MICHAEL.
NOT EVER AGAIN.
AND I'M SORRY.
I'M SO SORRY.
AND I LOVE YOU.
I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU.
JASON: GOOD-BYE.
JASON: OH, MAN.

V: WAS NED AT JAKE'S?
DID HE SEE 98 DEGREES?
ALEXIS: HE HAD TO WORK.
V: I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY
HE'S NOT ALL OVER THIS BAND.
WEREN'T THEY FABULOUS?
JAX: YEAH.
WE HAD A GREAT TIME.
V: YEAH, MEANWHILE,
I'M BACKSTAGE WHEELING
AND DEALING.
MY CLOSEST FRIENDS SHOW UP,
AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
ALEXIS: YEAH, NO PROBLEM.
EXCUSE ME.
V: OH, OK.
SIMON: YOU'RE MARRIED?
ALEXIS: UH --
V: OH, MY GOD.
YOU AND NED ELOPED?
WHEN?
DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?
JAX: ACTUALLY, I WAS
IN THE WEDDING.
V: AND NOBODY TOLD ME?
JAX: IT WAS ALL VERY SUDDEN.
YEAH.
V: THAT THE GUY THAT I WORK
FOR GETS MARRIED AND ONE
OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS IS
IN THE CEREMONY AND YOU DIDN'T
EVEN BOTHER TO MENTION IT?
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
ALEXIS: ACTUALLY, I DIDN'T
MARRY NED.
JAX: ALEXIS MARRIED ME.

MAC: EVEN ON LUKE SPENCER
TIME, YOU'VE GOT TO CALL ME,
FELICIA.
TAGGERT: SONNY'S CAR IS NOT
IN THE GARAGE, SO MAYBE HE'S OUT
FOR REAL.
MAC: YEAH.
TAGGERT: YOU PUTTING
AN A.P.B. OUT ON HIM?
MAC: MY WIFE HASN'T CALLED ME
YET.
TAGGERT: AH.
SHE OUT OF TOWN?
MAC: FELICIA'S CARRIED AWAY
WITH THAT LILA QUARTERMAINE
MEMOIR.
THERE'S SOME MYSTERY FROM YEARS
AGO.
SHE'S TRACKING DOWN CLUES.
TAGGERT: OH, YEAH.
KEEPING UP ON HER P.I. CHOPS,
RIGHT?
THAT'S COOL.
MAC: YEAH.
TAGGERT: SO IS SHE WORKING
ALONE?
MAC: SHE'S WITH LUKE SPENCER.
TAGGERT: OH, WELL, IN THAT
CASE, WAIT TWO MORE MINUTES,
THEN PUT OUT AN A.P.B.
MAC: SHE'LL CALL ANY SECOND
NOW, ALL RIGHT?
TAGGERT: YEAH.
THAT'S WHAT I MEANT, SIR.

FELICIA: THERE'S NO WAY OUT.
LUKE: COME ON, BABY.
SPEAK TO ME.
SPEAK TO ME.
FELICIA: LUKE?
LUKE: TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE.
COME ON, CALL ME.
CALL ME, TELL ME.
COME ON, TELL DADDY WHERE
YOU ARE.
FELICIA: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
LUKE: HELLO!
FELICIA: WHAT?
[LUKE LAUGHS]
FELICIA: YES!
FROM WHEN WE WERE HERE BEFORE.
LUKE: OH, I TAKE BACK EVERY
BAD THING I EVER SAID ABOUT YOU.
FELICIA: CALL MAC.
LUKE: COME ON.
COME ON, MAKE THAT LITTLE NOISE
I HATE.
COME ON, WHERE'S YOUR LITTLE
GREEN LIGHT?
WHY AREN'T YOU --
FELICIA: NO BATTERIES?
LUKE: YOU GOT ANY?
FELICIA: I'M FRESH OUT.
LUKE: OH!
I HATE THAT DAMN THING!
FELICIA: NO, NO!
LUKE --
WELL, WHAT IF FIND BATTERIES?
LUKE: OK, OK, WAIT.
HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
HOW MUCH DOES BUBBA KNOW?
FELICIA: THAT I'M
IN OYSTER BAY WITH YOU.
LUKE: NOTHING ABOUT
THE CEMETERY?
FELICIA: WELL, IT SEEMED LIKE
A GOOD IDEA TO PARK THE CADDY
OUTSIDE OF THE TOWN LIBRARY.
LUKE: YEAH.
WHY DID WE DO THAT?
FELICIA: WELL, SOMETHING
ABOUT THROWING EVERYBODY OFF.
YOU KNOW, WITH THE SKULLS
AND ALL, IT SEEMED LIKE A BAD
IDEA.
LUKE: YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU CARE ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE
THINK?
FELICIA: WELL, I GUESS WE'RE
JUST STUCK HERE FOR THE NIGHT.
PEOPLE COME AND VISIT CEMETERIES
IN THE MORNINGS.
LUKE: YEAH, BUT DO THEY QUEUE
UP OUTSIDE THE QUARTERMAINE
CRYPT?
FELICIA: NO, BUT
THEY CERTAINLY WALK BY,
AND WE CAN SCREAM OUR LUNGS OUT
AND SOMEBODY WILL HEAR US.
THEY'LL CALL THE AUTHORITIES,
AND THEN THEY'LL OPEN THE DOOR
AND WE CAN GO OUT FOR BREAKFAST.
LUKE: DARLING, WE COULD BE
IN HERE HOWLING LIKE MARILYN
MANSON WITH AMPS FROM HERE
TO ALBUQUERQUE AND A COUPLE
OF SCREAMERS ON THE SIDE.
FELICIA: THEY'RE NOT GOING
TO HEAR US?
LUKE: THE QUARTERMAINES HAVE
A THING ABOUT PRIVACY,
ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE DEAD.
FELICIA: OK.
HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED.
THE WATCHMAN, HE SAW THE DOOR
OPEN, AND IT WAS DARK AND SCARY,
AND HE PUSHED IT CLOSED.
HE'LL COME BACK TOMORROW MORNING
TO INVESTIGATE.
LUKE: YEAH, OR IT WAS SOME
HIRED GOON.
AND WE'RE GETTING TOO CLOSE
TO THE TRUTH.
SOMEBODY WANTED US STOPPED.
WE'RE STOPPED.

SONNY: YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS IS --
THIS IS NO GOOD.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, ALL I WANT IS
THE TRUTH.
YOU JUMP AT ME.
NOW LOOK AT YOU -- YOU KNOW --
TRAPPED, FRIGHTENED.
IT'S NOT GOOD, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
SAYING?
HANNAH: YOU'RE BLAMING ME
FOR BEING SCARED?
OH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
WHAT ABOUT THAT STORY THAT
YOU TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR MOTHER
AND YOUR STEPFATHER?
SONNY: OH, NO --
HANNAH: HOW YOU CAN'T STAND
TO SEE A WOMAN FRIGHTENED
OR PUSHED AROUND OR TRAPPED IN?
AND YOU'RE CALLING ME A LIAR?
SONNY: I NEVER RAISED A HAND
TO YOU, HANNAH.
HANNAH: OH, LIKE YOU WEREN'T
TRYING TO INTIMIDATE ME OVER
THERE.
NO, LET ME GET THIS RIGHT --
YOU WERE TRYING TO PROTECT ME,
RIGHT?
YOU WERE TRYING TO KEEP ME SAFE.
SONNY: ALL I WANTED WAS
THE TRUTH.
HANNAH: ALL I WANT IS OUT!
SONNY: THEN GO!
TAKE YOUR LIE AND LEAVE!
SONNY: I WILL NOT FORGIVE
BETRAYAL.
YOU SHOULD KNOW ME BY NOW.
BUT IF YOU LEAVE,
YOU WILL NEVER SEE ME AGAIN.
BUT GO AHEAD.
GO.
IF YOU'RE SURE THAT'S WHAT
YOU WANT.

CHLOE: CARLY'S HAD A VERY
LONG DAY, AND EDWARD -- LET'S
JUST SAY EDWARD MADE IT LONGER.
A.J.: GRANDFATHER KNOWS
JASON'S HERE?
CHLOE: YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW
THAT WENT.
WHY DON'T YOU TRY THE SLEEP
CURE -- SOAK IN A HOT BATH
WITH LAVENDER, CRAWL INTO BED,
AND WAKE UP NEXT WEEK.
CARLY: SOON.
A.J.: I CAN TAKE IT
FROM HERE, CHLOE.
WOULD YOU SEND LETICIA DOWN,
PLEASE?
CHLOE: CERTAINLY.
IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO?
CARLY: NO.
A.J.: THANKS, CHLOE.
CARLY: A.J.,
PLEASE DON'T GO OUT THERE.
MICHAEL DOESN'T NEED TO SEE
ANOTHER FIGHT.
A.J.: WELL, HE WON'T AFTER
TONIGHT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO DO
WITH IT.
CARLY: WHY DO YOU BAIT HIM,
MAN?
WHY?
WHY DO YOU TRY TO MAKE JASON
ANGRY?
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE
HURTING MICHAEL?
A.J.: THIS IS MY FAULT NOW?
CARLY: NO, IT'S NOT
YOUR FAULT.
IT'S MY FAULT.
IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
I'M JUST TRYING TO FIX IT HERE.
A.J.: LOOK, DON'T BLAME
YOURSELF FOR SOMETHING'S HE'S
DONE.
HE'S THE ONE THAT'S CREATED THIS
PROBLEM.
CARLY: PLEASE, A.J.,
JUST STAY HERE.
STAY HERE WITH ME.
A.J.: CARLY.
NEVER AGAIN, JASON.
JASON: THAT'S RIGHT.

CARLY: HEY, MISTER.
DID YOU GO OUTSIDE IN
YOUR P.J.s, HUH?
JASON: YOU GO RIGHT TO SLEEP,
OK, BUDDY?
CARLY: YEAH.
A.J.: GOOD NIGHT, MICHAEL.
CARLY: GOOD NIGHT, HONEY.
JASON: GOOD-BYE, BUDDY.
A.J.: WHAT'S WITH
THE GOOD-BYE?
CARLY: DON'T DO THIS, JASON.
MICHAEL DOESN'T NEED ANOTHER
CHANGE IN HIS LIFE RIGHT NOW.
WHY DON'T WE JUST GIVE IT
A LITTLE WHILE, SEE IF WE CAN
WORK IT OUT?
JASON: A LONG TIME AGO
YOU ASKED ME TO TAKE CARE
OF MICHAEL, AND THAT'S WHAT I'M
DOING.
A.J.: A COURT ORDER.
WHAT'S IT SAY THIS TIME, JASON?
YOU CAN JUST SHOW UP
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, HUH?
A.J.: YOU'RE GIVING UP ALL
YOUR RIGHTS TO MICHAEL?
JASON: I ALREADY HAVE.
I FILED THE PAPERS THIS
AFTERNOON.
A.J.: WHAT'S ALEXIS TRYING
TO PULL, JASON?
JASON: SHE'S NOT THE ONLY
LAWYER IN TOWN.
A.J.: SO YOU JUST,
WHAT, YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE
THIS AFTER EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN
THROUGH?
WHY NOW, HUH?
COME ON, WHAT GIVES?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
A.J.: HE'S UP TO SOMETHING.
WE JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT.
JASON HAS DEVOTED HIS LIFE
TO MY SON.
THERE'S NO WAY HE WOULD EVER
GIVE UP HIS CLAIM TO MICHAEL.
CARLY: YOU WON.
JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT.

V: WHY DID NED AND CHLOE GO
TO VEGAS?
ALEXIS: A LARK.
IT WAS A SPUR-OF-THE-MOMENT
THING.
V: YOU TOOK YOUR JET?
JAX: YEAH.
WE WANTED TO INVITE MORE PEOPLE,
BUT THE FLIGHT PLAN WAS CLEAR
AND SOMETHING JUST FELT RIGHT.
ALEXIS: LOOK, WE KNOW THAT
THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
SIMON: PEOPLE CAN FALL
IN LOVE VERY SUDDENLY, V.
V: SO YOU AND ALEXIS HAVE
BEEN IN LOVE SINCE THE SAHARA?
JAX: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
V: BUT I HELPED RESCUE YOU.
I SAW HOW EXCITED YOU WERE
TO SEE NED.
ALEXIS: I WAS EXCITED TO SEE
ALL OF YOU.
JAX: YEAH.
WE TOLD NED LATER.
V: BUT NOT ME.
JAX: I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU.
V: YES, YOU SHOULD HAVE.
SO THE NURSES BALL AND THAT
DINNER PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE --
THE WHOLE TIME, YOU'VE REALLY
BEEN IN LOVE WITH ALEXIS?
ALEXIS: WE WERE VERY
DISCREET.
JAX: YES.
IT'S ALL A LITTLE COMPLICATED.
V: YEAH, LOVE ALWAYS IS.
SIMON: NOT ALWAYS.
V: WELL, CONGRATULATIONS.
BOTH OF YOU.
ALEXIS: THANKS.
SIMON: YOU CERTAINLY PLAY
YOUR CARDS VERY CLOSE
TO YOUR VEST, DON'T YOU?
JAX: WELL, IT'S THE ONLY WAY
TO WIN.
V: HEY, CONGRATULATIONS.
SIMON: ALL THE BEST.
JAX: THANKS.
V: WAS THE HONEYMOON
IN VEGAS?
WHAT A HOOT.
HEY, YOU GET ONE OF THOSE TACKY
SUITES WITH THE HOT TUB --
JAX: THE HONEYMOON'S --
V: HEART-SHAPED HOT TUB?
JAX: ON HOLD.
ALEXIS: YEAH, ON HOLD.
JAX: YEAH, HONEYMOON'S
ON HOLD.
V: OH.
ALEXIS: WE WERE VERY BUSY.
JAX: YEAH, THE WEDDING WAS
VERY SUDDEN, SO --
V: ANYWAY, CONGRATULATIONS
AGAIN.
JAX: THANKS.
YOU'RE THE BEST.
SIMON: ISN'T SHE?
PERHAPS WE SHOULD GO.
V: OK.
JAX: ALL RIGHT.
SEE YOU.
ALEXIS: WELL, THAT COULD HAVE
BEEN WORSE.
JAX: IT COULD HAVE BEEN
BETTER.

HANNAH: SO THAT'S IT, RIGHT?
YOU EXPECT ME TO ANSWER ALL
YOUR QUESTIONS ANYTIME YOU WANT.
OK, SO I LIED TO YOU.
YES, I DID. ABSOLUTELY.
AND I DON'T REGRET IT,
AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN.
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE OF THIS, BECAUSE OF WHAT
YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT BETRAYAL.
THIS IS ABOUT CONTROL.
YOU'VE BEEN WANTING TO CONTROL
EVERYTHING I DO FROM THE START.
SONNY: I CAME HERE TO GET
THE TRUTH, TO GIVE US A CHANCE
TO SAVE WHAT WE HAVE.
HANNAH: NO, YOU CAME HERE
TO SCARE THE HELL OUT OF ME.
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ADMIT THAT?
OH, YOU WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH?
YOU SCARED ME THE OTHER NIGHT,
AND YOU'RE SCARING ME NOW.
I GET TO HAVE A PAST, OK?
OLD BOYFRIENDS WITH PROBLEMS.
I TAKE CARE OF IT.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST DO US BOTH
A FAVOR, SONNY, AND JUST WALK
OUT.

[TAGGERT WHISTLES]
SONNY: GENTLEMEN.
SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
MAC: WE'RE LOOKING
FOR SOMEONE YOU MIGHT KNOW.
SONNY: NO THREATS?
NO WARRANTS?
NOBODY'S GOING TO SLAP ME
AGAINST THE WALL?
COME ON IN.
SONNY: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME
ESPRESSO?
WE'RE VERY PROUD OF OUR NEW
BLEND.
IT'S A LITTLE ANDES,
BLUE MOUNTAIN.
YOU KNOW, IT SMELLS NICE.
MAC: INTERPOL SAYS THERE'S
A DIAMOND FENCE SETTING UP SHOP
ON THE EAST COAST.
THEY CALL HIM THE GARDENER.
TAGGERT: PORT CHARLES IS
THE LOGICAL BASE.
SONNY: OH, SO NOW I'M
SMUGGLING JEWELS?
MAC: HAVE YOU HEARD
OF THE GARDENER?
SONNY: YOU WANT TO GO
TO THE WAREHOUSE?
I COULD TAKE YOU THERE RIGHT
NOW.
YOU COULD HAVE IT CHECKED OUT.
TAGGERT: NOBODY IS ACCUSING
YOU OF ANYTHING YET.
NOW, IN CASE YOU DIDN'T
UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION,
CORINTHOS -- DO YOU KNOW
A JEWELRY FENCE BY THE NAME
OF THE GARDENER?
MAC: HAS HE CONTACTED YOU?

LUKE: OK.
WHO HAS THE MOST TO LOSE
IF WE FIGURE THIS OUT,
APART FROM OURSELVES
AT THE MOMENT?
FELICIA: LILA AND EDWARD
WOULDN'T TRY TO HAVE US KILLED.
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE WRITING ABOUT
ROMANCE -- THEIR ROMANCE.
THEY WROTE LOVE LETTERS.
THEY WOULD KISS EACH OTHER WHEN
THEY THOUGHT NO ONE WAS LOOKING.
THEY DON'T HIRE PROFESSIONAL
ASSASSINS TO LOCK THEIR FRIENDS
IN CRYPTS.
LUKE: EVEN ON A BAD DAY?
OH, STOP THINKING LIKE A ROMANCE
WRITER AND THINK LIKE A PRIVATE
DICK.
CONSIDER MOTIVE.
FELICIA: LILA FELL IN LOVE
WITH EDWARD AT FIRST SIGHT.
HER ONLY MOTIVE WAS TO LOVE HIM
FOREVER.
LUKE: OK, THEN CONSIDER
EVIDENCE.
WE GOT ONE TOO MANY BODIES
STUFFED IN THIS CRYPT.
FELICIA: LILA WOULD NEVER DO
THAT.
LUKE: WHO HAS THE KEY
TO THE CRYPT?
MR. ED.
FELICIA: EDWARD WOULD NEVER
KILL ANYBODY.
I MEAN, WHY WOULD HE?
ESPECIALLY US, WHICH
HE WOULDN'T.
BUT EVEN THEN --
LUKE: LOVE AIN'T ALWAYS WHAT
IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE, DARLING.
AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME,
JUST ASK THE GUY WITH
THE HEADACHE.
FELICIA: OH, THAT ISN'T
FUNNY.
LUKE: NO.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S FUNNY --
LILA MARRIES EDWARD AT THE SAME
TIME THAT SHE'S ENGAGED
TO ELLIOT THOMPSON.
ELLIOT THOMPSON DISAPPEARS.
AND NOW HERE WE ARE
IN THE QUARTERMAINE CRYPT
WITH ONE TOO MANY BODIES.
NOW, THAT IS A LAUGH RIOT.

A.J.: YOU REALLY EXPECT ME
TO BELIEVE THAT JASON IS WILLING
TO GIVE UP HIS RIGHTS
TO MICHAEL?
CARLY: THAT'S WHAT THE PAPER
SAYS, ISN'T IT?
A.J.: YEAH, WELL, WH HAS
JASON EVER OBEYED THE LAW?
CARLY: IT'S HIS --
HE MEANS IT.
IT'S WHAT HE WANTS.
A.J.: HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE?
DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING THAT
I DON'T?
CARLY: I CAN JUST TELL.
I JUST --
A.J.: WELL, THEN WHY AREN'T
WE CELEBRATING?
WE SHOULD WAKE EVERYONE UP
IN THE HOUSE.
CARLY, COME ON.
YOU FINALLY HAVE THE FAMILY THAT
YOU'VE WANTED.
WHY ARE YOU SO SAD?
YOU'RE STUNNED.
AND GOD KNOWS WHAT JASON SAID
BEFORE I GOT HERE.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE
WE HAVE OUR SON COMPLETELY.
NO MORE INTERFERENCE, NO MORE
LOSING HIM THREE DAYS A WEEK.
WE CAN HANG OUT, PLAY BALL.
EVERY DAY WHEN I COME HOME,
HE WILL BE HERE.
WOW.
THIS IS AWESOME.
I MEAN, I CAN TEACH HIM
EVERYTHING THAT I KNOW.
I CAN BE THE FATHER THAT
I ALWAYS WANTED.
CARLY,
WE'VE WON.
I MEAN, NOT JUST ME, BUT US.
OUR SON IS HOME.
HE'S HOME.
WE CAN FINALLY BE A REAL FAMILY.
AND BEFORE LONG, JASON --
MICHAEL WILL FORGET HE EVER KNEW
JASON.
LETICIA: IS MR. MORGAN STILL
HERE?
A.J.: NO.
WHAT DO YOU NEED?
LETICIA: MICHAEL CAN'T GET
TO SLEEP.
A.J.: WELL, I'LL GO --
CARLY: I'LL GO READ TO HIM,
YOU KNOW, FROM THE --
A.J.: NO, NO. NO, PLEASE.
IT'S OK.
YOU'VE HAD A ROUGH DAY.
I'LL PUT MY SON TO SLEEP,
AND THEN I'LL COME BACK AND TRY
AND HELP MY WIFE FEEL BETTER.

JAX: THANK YOU.
WAITER: THANK YOU, MR. JACKS.
WE'RE ALWAYS DELIGHTED TO SEE
YOU AND MRS. JACKS.
ALEXIS: HE KNOWS.
JAX: WELL, THAT'S THE IDEA.
ALEXIS: JUST KEEP
REMINDING ME.
JAX: ALEXIS, IF THE WAITER
KNOWS, THAT MEANS THE REST
OF THE STAFF HAVE BOUGHT IT.
ALEXIS: RIGHT.
JAX: I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT
WE'RE AIMING FOR, RIGHT?
ALTHOUGH, I THINK I HURT V'S
FEELINGS TONIGHT.
ALEXIS: YEAH, WELL, WE BOTH
DID.
JAX: SHE DESERVES BETTER.
SHE'S A GOOD FRIEND.
ALEXIS: WE NEED ANOTHER PLAN.
JAX: YEAH, RIGHT AWAY.
ALEXIS: WEDDING
ANNOUNCEMENTS.
JAX: THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
TO MAKE IT OFFICIAL SO THAT
EVERYBODY KNOWS.
ALEXIS: NO MORE SECRETS.
JAX: I'LL DRAW SOMETHING UP
TONIGHT.
ALEXIS: I'LL HELP.
YOU DO REALIZE THAT WE NEED
TO BE DRAWING UP ANNULMENT
PAPERS.
TELL ME WE CAN PULL THIS OFF.
JAX: WE CAN PULL THIS OFF.

FELICIA: ELLIOT THOMPSON DIED
IN WORLD WAR II.
LUKE: ACCORDING TO LILA.
FELICIA: LILA WOULD NEVER LIE
TO ME, EVER.
LUKE: SHE LIED ABOUT
THE LETTERS.
WHY WOULDN'T SHE LIE ABOUT SOME
GUY THAT SHE DUMPED 50 YEARS
AGO?
FELICIA: WE DON'T KNOW THAT.
LILA WOULD NEVER HURT ANYBODY.
AND EDWARD?
NO, HE WOULDN'T KILL ANYBODY --
NOT ELLIOT, AND ESPECIALLY
NOT US.
LUKE: WELL, NOW WE'RE BACK
TO THE WIND THEORY.
FELICIA: EDWARD AND LILA HAD
NOTHING TO DO WITH US GETTING
TRAPPED IN HERE.
LUKE: WE MAY NEVER KNOW.
BUT I'LL TELL YOU THIS --
IF WE ARE HEADED FOR THAT
ETERNAL REST THAT PEOPLE ARE
CONSTANTLY YAMMERING ABOUT,
YOU AND I, I SLEEP ON TOP.
SORRY.
FELICIA: I'M SO COLD.
LUKE: YEAH, IT'S FREEZING
IN HERE.
I'M SORRY, FELICIA, FOR GETTING
YOU INTO THIS.
I GET KIND OF WACKO SOMETIMES.
FELICIA: WELL, AT LEAST
YOU'RE WARM.

MAC: YOU'VE BEEN HELPFUL
AS USUAL.
SONNY: SORRY -- SORRY TO KEEP
YOU GUYS WAITING SO LONG.
MAC: LOOK, ONE MORE TIME --
YOU'VE HAD NO PHONE CALLS,
NO HINTS, NO REFERENCES
WITH ANYONE OF ANY KIND WHO
MIGHT BE DEALING IN DIAMONDS?
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN?
SONNY: YOU KNOW WHAT,
COMMISSIONER?
IF YOU WEREN'T ROBIN'S UNCLE,
I'D TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT.
I'M A LEGITIMATE BUSINESSMAN.
I IMPORT COFFEE, I SELL IT
TO DISTRIBUTORS ALL OVER
THE COUNTRY, THEY SELL IT
TO THEIR CUSTOMERS,
AND EVERYBODY'S HAPPY AND WIDE
AWAKE.
NO GEMS, NO DIAMONDS,
NO FENCES -- UNLESS YOU WANT
TO COUNT THE ONES THAT ARE
AROUND COFFEE PLANTATIONS.
NO GARDENERS, ALTHOUGH I DO HAVE
A LITTLE HERB GARDEN
IN THE KITCHEN.
YOU KNOW, I WELCOME YOU GUYS
INTO MY HOME, OFFER
YOU ESPRESSO.
WHAT DO I GET IN RETURN?
MORE QUESTIONS AND THE FEELING
THAT YOU DON'T BELIEVE A WORD
THAT I'M SAYING.
WHY IS THAT?
TAGGERT: YOU TELL US,
CORINTHOS.
SONNY: I DON'T REPORT
TO COPS?
MAC: WE'RE ALL VERY CLEAR
ON THAT.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
MY WIFE AND I WERE -- WELL,
OUR FIRST ANNIVERSARY IS COMING
UP, AND I THOUGHT MAYBE
YOU MIGHT KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT
A DIAMOND.
SONNY: WHAT IS THE GEM
FOR THE FIRST ANNIVERSARY,
ANYWAY?
TAGGERT: WELL, I GUESS YOU'D
HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING THAT.
MAC: GOOD NIGHT.
TAGGERT: YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE
GOING TO BUY THAT PRETTY LITTLE
GIRLFRIEND OF YOURS ANY JEWELRY,
YOU SHOULD KEEP THE RECEIPTS.
SONNY: GOOD NIGHT.
SONNY: VERY NICE.

CARLY: JASON.

>> STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM
THE NEXT "GENERAL HOSPITAL."

ELIZABETH: I DON'T THINK
I CAN KEEP THEM MUCH LONGER.
JUAN: YOU'VE GOT TO.
ELIZABETH: WHAT DO YOU WANT
ME TO DO?

ALEXIS: YOU HAVE TO HIDE US.
NED: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
ALEXIS: MY MOTHER-IN-LAW.

JASON: I DON'T HAVE A KID.
SONNY: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

LAURA: STEFAN,
YOU CAN'T DO THIS.

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