General Hospital Transcript Tuesday 4/27/99

Provided by Laura

A.J.: GOOD MORNING,
GRANDFATHER.
EDWARD: HEY.
WHY AREN'T YOU AT THE OFFICE?
YOU COULD HAVE DONE TWO FULL
HOURS OF WORK BY NOW.
A.J.: WELL, I WORKED VERY
LATE LAST NIGHT, BELIEVE ME.
OH, LOOK AT THAT.
LOOKS LIKE "THE HERALD" IS
ON TOP OF THIS STORY.
EDWARD: WHEN DID QUOTING
UNNAMED SOURCES CLOSE
TO THE INVESTIGATION BECOME
ACCEPTABLE JOURNALISM?
IT'S NOTHING.
IT'S SLOPPY.
PURE SENSATIONALISM.
A.J.: MM-HMM.
AND I'LL BET THERE'S NOT A COPY
LEFT IN A NEWSSTAND ANYWHERE.
EDWARD: WELL, I DON'T LIKE
BREATHLESS REPORTING
WITH MY MORNING COFFEE,
BUT AT LEAST IT DOES CLEARLY
ILLUSTRATE HOW DANGEROUS
JASON IS.
A.J.: THEY MENTIONED
HIS NAME?
EDWARD: SURE.
A.J.: AH, SO THEY DO.
"THE DEVASTATING INFERNO
AT THE MOTORCYCLE GARAGE FOLLOWS
ANOTHER RECENT BLAZE
OF MYSTERIOUS ORIGIN WHICH
DESTROYED THE CORINTHOS-MORGAN
WAREHOUSE.
JASON MORGAN OWNS BOTH
BUILDINGS.
HE WAS UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT."
I'LL BET HE WAS.
EDWARD: I ONLY WISH THAT
LUCKY OR HIS PARENTS KNEW HOW
BEING CLOSE TO JASON CAN BE VERY
DEADLY BECAUSE NOTHING IS WORTH
WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT LUCKY.
A.J.: NOTHING LIKE THIS WILL
EVER HAPPEN TO MICHAEL.
JUDGE CARTER WILL TAKE ONE LOOK
AT THIS STORY AND REALIZE THAT
GIVING ME PERMANENT CUSTODY
OF MY SON IS THE ONLY OPTION.
EDWARD: YOU KNOW, THIS STORY
COULDN'T BE BETTER IF WE HAD
PLANTED IT OURSELVES.
A.J.: WHO SAID WE DIDN'T?
JASON: YOU LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING?
HANNAH: SOMEONE.
TAMMY: HEY, SONNY.
SONNY: HEY.
TAMMY: I GOT SOME FRESH
HOMEMADE MUFFINS.
YOU WANT ONE?
SONNY: COFFEE'S FINE.
THANK YOU.
TAMMY: ALL RIGHT.
LET ME KNOW IF YOU CHANGE
YOUR MIND, OK?
SONNY: ALL RIGHT.
TAMMY: HAVE -- HAVE YOU SEEN
LUKE?
SONNY: I DIDN'T GO
TO THE MEMORIAL SERVICE.
TAMMY: YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
IT WAS ALSO REALLY HARD.
GO AHEAD AND STOP ME IF I'M
INTERFERING, SONNY,
BUT I REMEMBER THAT YOU TOLD ME
ONCE THAT LUKE WAS A FRIEND
OF YOURS -- FOR LIFE.
HE COULD REALLY USE A FRIEND
RIGHT NOW.
SONNY: NOT THIS ONE.
MAC: HOW CAN THEY PRINT THIS?
FELICIA: I HOPE LUKE DOESN'T
SEE IT.
HE WASN'T SO GOOD LAST NIGHT.
MAC: THE ARSON REPORT ISN'T
EVEN IN YET.
FELICIA: "THE HERALD" IS
TAKING THE WORST THING THAT EVER
HAPPENED TO LUKE AND LAURA JUST
TO SELL A COUPLE OF PAPERS.
MAC: I PUT THE ARSON REPORT
AS TOP PRIORITY IN ALL
DEPARTMENTS.
IT SHOULD BE OUT SOON.
WHEN LUKE AND LAURA FIND OUT HOW
THAT FIRE STARTED, MAYBE IT WILL
HELP.
FELICIA: KNOWING THE FACTS
DOES HELP.
AT LEAST IT DID FOR ME WHEN
YOU WERE SHOT.
BUT NOBODY COULD SAY ANYTHING
TO ME.
ALL I WNTED WAS YOU BACK.
MAC: WHY DO YOU THINK
I WOKE UP?
FELICIA: LUCKY WAS LUKE
AND LAURA'S MIRACLE, AND LOSING
HIM, THAT KIND OF GRIEF,
DEALING -- THEY'RE PROBABLY
DOING THINGS THEY NEVER THOUGHT
THEY WOULD.
LUKE: HI.
BOBBIE: HI.
LUKE: LULU AROUND?
BOBBIE: LULU'S WITH LESLEY
AT AMY'S.
WANT TO COME UPSTAIRS WITH ME?
THERE'S SOMETHING YOU HAVE
TO SEE.
BOBBIE: I WAS LOOKING
FOR LAURA, AND I OPENED
THE DOOR.
LUKE: LAURA DID THIS?
BOBBIE: YEAH.
WELL, WHO ELSE?
LUKE: I GUESS SHE BEAT ME
TO IT.
BOBBIE: LOOK, I DON'T MEAN
TO PANIC, BUT
WHAT IF SHE WANDERED OFF?
SHOULDN'T WE BE LOOKING FOR HER?
LUKE: OH, COME ON, BARBARA.
WE BOTH KNOW WHERE MY WIFE IS.
STEFAN: MORNING.
WERE YOU ABLE TO SLEEP AT ALL?
LAURA: SLEEP?
YEAH, I WAS UNCONSCIOUS
FOR A WHILE, I THINK.
STEFAN: DOES YOUR HAND HURT?
LAURA: NOTHING HURTS.
I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING.
DOES MRS. LANSBURY DO
EVERYTHING?
STEFAN: I WOULD PREFER
TO BRING IN A DOCTOR.
LAURA: SHE'S VERY KIND,
ISN'T SHE?
STEFAN: WELL,
PERHAPS YOU'LL BE ABLE TO REST
TODAY.
LAURA: IF YOU HADN'T COME
BY THE HOUSE LAST NIGHT --
STEFAN: YOU DON'T HAVE
TO THINK ABOUT THAT.
LAURA: WOULD I STILL BE
IN HIS ROOM?
I WOULD HAVE TORN UP THE WHOLE
HOUSE BY NOW.
STEFAN: I WOULD NEVER HAVE
LET THE NIGHT GO BY
WITHOUT CHECKING ON YOU TO MAKE
SURE YOU WERE ALL RIGHT.
LAURA: I'M NOT ALL RIGHT.
I'M NEVER GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT
AGAIN.
I HAVE AN EXCITING
MEDICAL ANNOUNCEMENT.
MONISTAT,
THE BRAND WE TRUST,
HAS A ONE-DOSE
YEAST INFECTION TREATMENT.
MONISTAT 1 IS SO EFFECTIVE,
JUST ONE TREATMENT
CURES A YEAST INFECTION.
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
WORKS FASTER.
DOCTORS KNOW THE ONE DOSE
KEEPS WORKING FOR DAYS...
FOR AN EFFECTIVE CURE.
AND IT'S THE ONLY
ONE-DOSE TREATMENT...
WITH THE NAME
DOCTORS RECOMMEND MOST.
MONISTAT 1. ONE DOSE.
FROM THE NUMBER ONE
DOCTOR RECOMMENDED BRAND.
WHERE YOU TAKE ST. JOHN'S BAY
CARGOS IS NOTHING...
COMPARED TO WHERE
THEY TAKE YOU.

CARGO PANTS AND SHORTS
FROM ST. JOHN'S BAY.
POCKETS OF FREEDOM
IN Y
OUR STATE OF MIND.
EVERY DAY'S THE WEEKEND
IN ST. JOHN'S BAY.
ONLY AT JCPenney.
HEY, WHERE CAN I FRESHEN UP?
CLAIROL HERBAL ESSENCES
IS CHANGING SHAMPOOING
FROM A CHORE...
MMM.
( giggles )
...TO AN ALL-OUT JOY.
( moaning )
( moaning louder )
YES!
YES!
YES!
SO IS MY CAR READY?
IT'LL BE A LITTLE WHILE LONGER.
HERBAL ESSENCES.
THE FIRST THING YOU GOTTA DO,
YOU'VE GOTTA FIND THE BATHROOM.
ALWAYS AIM AT THE TOILET,
FLUSH AND WASH YOUR HANDS.
@@SCRUB, SCRUB.
YOU KNOW
WHEN YOU HAVE TO GO...
WHEN YOU FEEL
THIS WEIRD TINGLE.
- WATCH OUT FOR ZIPPERS.
- 'CAUSE THEY'LL PINCH YOU.
THE BEST ADVICE FOR PARENTS
IS ALWAYS BE CONSISTENT.
INSTEAD OF SWITCHING
BACK AND FORTH TO DIAPERS,
STICK WITH PULL-UPS
TRAINING PANTS ALL THE TIME.
- [ Toilet Flushing ]
- WHAT'S THAT NOISE ?
THAT MAKES GROWING UP
A LITTLE LESS CONFUSING.
ü I'M A BIG KID NOW ü
IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
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A.J.: YOU KNOW THAT ANONYMOUS
SOURCE CLOSE TO THE
INVESTIGATION?
THAT WOULD BE ME.
EDWARD: YOU PLANTED THAT
STORY?
A.J.: ALL I SAID WAS THAT
JASON OWNED BOTH BUILDINGS
AND MAYBE THAT THERE MIGHT BE
A WARNING OR A RETALIATION
FROM A CRIME BOSS.
THE REPORTER DID THE REST.
EDWARD: WELL, THAT'S VERY
NICE WORK.
A.J.: WELL, IT'S NOT MUCH
OF A LEAP TO FIGURE OUT THAT
JASON MUST HAVE -- WHAT ARE
THEY CALLED? -- ALLEGED
CONNECTIONS TO ORGANIZE CRIME.
EDWARD: OH, "ALLEGED,"
MY EYE.
A.J.: YOU KNOW, AFTER CARTER
SEES THIS, LIKE I SAID, HE WILL
HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO MOVE UP
THE HEARING -- EITHER THAT
OR LOOK LIKE AN INCOMPETENT
JERK.
EDWARD: WELL, I'LL CALL HIM
TODAY.
BUT BELIEVE ME, PETE CARTER IS
NOT GOING TO BE RUSHED
BY THE PRESS.
A.J.: WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT
THAT.
EDWARD: WE HAVE THE
ADVANTAGE, A.J.
THE LONGER WE PLAY IT,
THE BETTER.
A.J.: WHY ARE WE STALLING
WHEN WE'RE WINNING?
HMM?
I MEAN, AFTER THIS FIRE,
THE HEARING IS JUST A FORMALITY.
EDWARD: YOU CAN'T ASSUME
THAT.
AND DON'T YOU UNDERESTIMATE
YOUR ADVERSARY, ESPECIALLY WHEN
HE IS A HOODLUM.
A.J.: YEAH, WHO HAS
NO BUSINESS BEING AROUND MY SON.
EDWARD: LOOK, AT LEAST
MICHAEL IS UNDER OUR ROOF.
A.J.: DO YOU THINK THAT MAKES
HIM SAFE?
THESE PEOPLE WILL DO ANYTHING.
LOOK, GRANDFATHER, I WANT THIS
FINISHED, ALL RIGHT?
I WANT JASON OUT OF THE PICTURE.
I WANT SOLE CUSTODY OF MY SON.
AND I WANT CONTROL OF
E.L.Q. LIKE YOU PROMISED.
EDWARD: YOU WILL HAVE IT,
A.J.
BUT, PLEASE, JUST BE PATIENT.
LOOK, WE HAVE JASON RIGHT WHERE
WE WANT HIM.
SONNY: LUKE THINKS THE FIRE
WAS MEANT FOR ME OR JASON.
SO DOES THE COMMISSIONER.
TAMMY: YEAH, YOU KNOW,
HE DIDN'T SEEM REAL GLAD TO SEE
YOU WHEN YOU WALKED IN, DID HE?
SONNY: EVERYBODY NEEDS
A LITTLE ROOM.
TAMMY: MM-HMM, THAT'S TRUE.
BUT A FRIEND, A FRIEND
FROM THE HEART, A FRIEND
FOR LIFE -- THAT COUNTS
FOR SOMETHING.
IT MEANS SOMETHING.
THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.
ESPECIALLY RIGHT NOW.
FELICIA: I DON'T THINK THAT
HE'S GOING TO DO ANYTHING
INCRIMINATING RIGHT THIS VERY
SECOND.
MAC: HE NEVER DOES.
WOULDN'T WANT TO GET ANY ASHES
ON THAT SUIT.
FELICIA: YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL
A LOT BETTER WHEN YOU GET
THE ARSON REPORT.
OH, THAT SOUNDS SO TERRIBLE.
MAC: THE NIGHT OF THE FIRE,
LUKE WAS JUST STANDING THERE,
LOOKING -- LOOKING AT WHERE
HIS KID HAD BEEN ASLEEP,
COMPLETELY ALONE ON THE WORST
NIGHT OF HIS LIFE.
I MEAN, THE GUY HAD A FAMILY,
A HOME.
SOMEHOW IT ALL JUST SLIPPED AWAY
FROM HIM.
I SPENT TOO MANY YEARS RUNNING
FROM THE IDEA OF A FAMILY,
FELICIA.
I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT
WITH US.
FELICIA: YOU CAN'T GET AWAY
FROM ME OR THE GIRLS
BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO FOLLOW
YOU ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE
YOU GO -- TO THE OUTMOST ENDS
OF THE EARTH.
AND WE'RE GOING TO TAKE ALL
OF OUR STUFF WITH US.
MAC: OH, WELL, THEY DO HAVE
A LOT OF STUFF.
FELICIA: NO, I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT NOW.
I MEAN IN THE FUTURE.
NOT JUST LITTLE STUFF,
LIKE THE LITTLE COMPUTER GAMES
AND JACKETS AND THINGS.
THE REALLY IMPORTANT,
SERIOUS STUFF LIKE HOT ROLLERS
AND 11 PAIRS OF SHOES AND LITTLE
SILKY DRESSES AND THREE KINDS
OF COLOGNES.
ALL THOSE KINDS OF THINGS,
THE IMPORTANT STUFF.
YOU CAN'T GET AWAY FROM US.
WE'RE GOING TO ALWAYS BE AROUND,
AND YOU CAN'T RUN.
MAC: WHO'S TRYING?
BUT GUESS WHAT -- I GOT TO RUN.
FELICIA: ME, TOO.
MAC: OH, REALLY?
BACK TO THE QUARTERMAINES?
FELICIA: TODAY, I'M GOING
TO ASK LILA ABOUT HOW SHE MET
THE MAN OF HER DREAMS --
SOMETHING I CAN RELATE TO.
LUKE: WHY DON'T I JUST BRING
THE DUMPSTER AROUND THE SIDE
OF THE HOUSE AND WE'LL JUST
THROW ALL THIS STUFF OUT
THE WINDOW AND BE DONE WITH IT?
BOBBIE: YOU DON'T WANT
TO THROW THIS AWAY.
LUKE: LUCKY MIGHT NEED THIS,
HUH?
BOBBIE: YOU KNOW,
LUKE, WHEN -- WHEN B.J. DIED,
I THOUGHT IF HER THINGS WERE
GONE, MAYBE THE PAIN WOULD BE
GONE, TOO.
I WANTED TO CALL IN A BUNCH
OF STRANGERS TO JUST COME OVER
AND CLEAN OUT HER ROOM, TO JUST
SCRUB AWAY EVERY TRACE.
BUT I HANK GOD NOW THAT
I DIDN'T.
YOU REMEMBER WHEN RUBY -- HOW
YOU JUST WANTED TO TOSS
EVERYTHING?
BUT AREN'T YOU GLAD WE DIDN'T?
GRIEF MAKES YOU DO THINGS
YOU NEVER IMAGINED YOU WOULD DO,
THINGS YOU REGRET LATER.
AND LAURA'S GOING TO WANT ALL
OF THESE THINGS.
I MEAN, MAYBE NOT RIGHT THIS
SECOND, BUT SHE WILL EVENTUALLY.
AND YOU WILL, TOO.
I KNOW YOU WILL.
STEFAN: THE PINEAPPLE IS
FRESH.
YOU SHOULD TRY TO EAT SOMETHING.
STEFAN: PERHAPS MRS. LANSBURY
COULD BRING SOME SCONES.
LAURA: I JUST BURIED MY SON
YESTERDAY.
I WATCHED THEM LOWER HIS COFFIN
INTO THE GROUND.
YOU KNOW, THE ONLY THING I COULD
THINK OF?
"THANK GOD THAT IT'S SPRING
AND MAYBE THE GROUND WON'T BE-
SO COLD."
AND THEN I WALKED AWAY.
AND I LEFT HIM THERE, ALL ALONE
ALL NIGHT LONG.
I -- I'VE NEVER WALKED AWAY
FROM MY SON BEFORE.
YOU KNOW, WHEN WE FIRST MOVED
IN, HE RAN STRAIGHT UP TO THAT
ROOM.
THAT WAS ALWAYS HIS ROOM,
HIS SPECIAL SPACE, PRIVATE
SPACE, AND WE REALLY RESPECTED
THAT.
WE NEVER WENT IN THERE UNLESS
WE WERE INVITED, EXCEPT FOR THAT
TIME THAT HE WAS RAISING
THE WORMS.
OH, GOD, HOW COULD I DO THAT?
HOW COULD I DESTROY MY LITTLE
BOY'S ROOM?
OH, GOD.
STEFAN: LAURA, YOU'RE
GRIEVING.
LAURA: BUT LUCKY WALKED AWAY
FROM ME.
HE WALKED AWAY FROM ME FIRST.
IF HE HAD BEEN HOME,
WHERE HE BELONGED --
WE GAVE HIM THE BEST.
WE GAVE HIM THE BEST OF WHAT
WE HAD,
AND HE'D RATHER LIVE IN SOME
ROOM OVER SOME MOTORCYCLE SHOP
OWNED BY CRIMINALS AND HE'D
RATHER EAT OFF OF A HOT PLATE,
ANYTHING BUT TO BE WITH US
OR TO BE WITH ME.
HE WALKED AWAY FROM ME.
MY -- MY MOTHER'S GOING TO COME
HOME.
I DON'T WANT HER TO SEE THAT
ROOM.
I DON'T WANT LULU TO SEE THAT
ROOM.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
[RING]
LUKE: YEAH?
LAURA: LUKE?
JOHNSON'S BABY SHAMPOO
MOISTURIZING FORMULA
IS CAUSING A MINOR
HOUSEHOLD CRISIS.
YOU'RE NOT THE BABY!
YEAH. BUT IT MAKES MY HAIR
FEEL BABY SOFT.
IT MOISTURIZES
WHILE GENTLY CLEANSING.
SO THE ENTIRE FAMILY'S
USING IT.
YOU'RE NOT
THE BABY!
IT'S NOT JUST FOR BABIES.
IT SAYS SO RIGHT HERE.
IT'S AS GENTLE TO THE EYES
AS PURE WATER
BUT THERE'S NO SHAMPOO LIKE IT.
WHERE'S THAT HONEY SHAMPOO?
JOHNSON'S BABY SHAMPOO
MOISTURIZING FORMULA
WITH HONEY
AND VITAMIN E.
I'M THE BABY.
( laughing )
FROM JOHNSON'S.
[ Screen Shattering ]
GO AHEAD, THROW IT.
I DESERVE IT.
THERE'S ORDINARY BEER.
THEN THERE'S
THE SMOOTH, REFRESHING TASTE
OF MICHELOB LIGHT.
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT
YOU LEFT IT ALL BEHIND,
YOUR DAY FOLLOWED YOU HOME.
[WHIMPERS]
ESCAPE...
WITH SOFTSOAP
RELAXING BODY WASH.
LET THE CALMING SCENT
OF FRESH LAVENDER
AND SOOTHING CHAMOMILE
SET YOU FREE.
LOSE YOURSELF
IN RICH MOISTURE BEADS.
SKIN IS SOFT, SMOOTH.
[ARF]
ESCAPE WITH
SOFTSOAP BODY WASH...
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HAVE YOU SEEN THESE ?
SPECIALIZED BLENDS OF HERBS,
VITAMINS AND MINERALS
FROM ONE-A-DAY.
- FOR THINGS LIKE TENSION.
- [ Boy ] MOM !
- I HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK !
[ Phone Ringing ]
AND MEMORY.
9-G ? NO.
SO THE NEXT TIME
LIFE IS PULLING YOU
IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS--
I GOT YOU NOW !
[ Barking ]
HELP YOUR BODY HELP ITSELF WITH
ONE-A-DAY SPECIALIZED BLENDS.
THEY'RE JUST WHAT YOU NEED
TO FEEL YOUR BEST.
LAURA: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
THERE?
LUKE: I CAME TO SEE
MY DAUGHTER.
LAURA: SHE'S AT AMY'S
WITH MY MOTHER.
LUKE: YEAH, OK.
LAURA: DID YOU GO UPSTAIRS?
LUKE: YEAH.
NICE WORK.
LAURA: SORRY.
LUKE: DOESN'T MATTER.
YOU BEAT ME TO IT.
LAURA: I'M GOING TO BE HOME
SOON.
WOULD -- WOULD YOU LEAVE A NOTE
FOR MY MOM SO THAT LULU DOESN'T
WANDER INTO THAT ROOM?
LUKE: SURE I WILL.
LAURA: BYE.
LUKE: BYE.
LAURA: LUKE, WAIT --
LAURA: I'VE GOT TO GET HOME
BEFORE LULU DOES.
STEFAN: THE LAUNCH IS
WAITING.
LAURA: IF YOU HADN'T COME
BY LAST NIGHT --
STEFAN: LAURA,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE ALONE
ANYMORE.
I AM HERE FOR YOU AS MUCH
AS YOU NEED ME TO BE.
BOBBIE: LUKE, I -- I GOT
THE ROOM UNDER CONTROL, KIND OF.
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO?
LUKE: NO.
BOBBIE: OK.
WELL, I'LL BE AT KELLY'S
IF YOU NEED ME.
LUKE: THANKS.
LUKE: BYE.
FELICIA: LILA.
IT'S SO WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU.
LILA: OH, AND YOU, FELICIA.
OH, I'VE MISSED OUR LITTLE
CHATS.
FELICIA: OH, ME, TOO.
MAYBE IT'LL TAKE OUR MINDS OFF
OF LUCKY.
LILA: OH, WHAT A TRAGEDY.
FELICIA: HOW'S EMILY?
I KNOW THEY WERE FRIENDS.
LILA: WELL, SHE'S ACTING VERY
BRAVE.
BUT EMILY GRIEVES IN PRIVATE.
FELICIA: SHE'S LUCKY TO HAVE
YOU.
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD
TO THIS.
LILA: OH, SO HAVE I.
FELICIA: SHALL WE START?
LILA: UH-HUH.
FELICIA: LET'S SEE --
YOU WERE ABOUT TO TELL ME HOW
YOU MET EDWARD.
YOUR PARENTS THREW A
GARDEN PARTY.
LILA: YES.
WHEN EDWARD WALKED THROUGH THAT
GATE, I KNEW HE WAS THE LOVE
OF MY LIFE.
BUT UNFORTUNATELY, I WAS ENGAGED
TO ANOTHER MAN.
HANNAH: LAST NIGHT, THAT GUY
THAT WORKS FOR HIM -- JOHNNY?
JASON: MM-HMM.
HANNAH: HE DROVE ME HOME.
SONNY JUST WANDERED OFF.
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
JASON: HE'S OK.
HANNAH: ARE YOU SURE?
JASON: YEAH.
HE GOT HOME.
HANNAH: I WAS SCARED HE WAS
GOING TO WALK OFF THE DOCK.
DO YOU KNOW HE BLAMES HIMSELF
FOR LUKE'S SON DYING
IN THE FIRE?
WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?
WHY DOES SONNY FEEL RESPONSIBLE
FOR EVERY BAD THING THAT HAS
HAPPENED TO PEOPLE THAT HE CARES
ABOUT?
JASON: HE JUST DOES.
HANNAH: I MEAN, IT SOUNDS
LIKE AN ACCIDENT WITH WHAT
HAPPENED TO HIS WIFE --
WITH THE BOMB THAT WASN'T MEANT
FOR HER.
I MEAN, IT'S TERRIBLE ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENED TO THEIR UNBORN BABY.
AND THAT KID THAT DIED OF AIDS.
BUT TERRIBLE THINGS HAPPEN.
WHY DOES SONNY HAVE TO FEEL
AT FAULT FOR THAT?
JASON: SONNY GETS LIKE THIS.
HANNAH: IT'S DANGEROUS OUT
HERE ON THE DOCKS.
JASON: YOU KNOW, I COULD
SPEAK TO HIM.
HANNAH: THANKS.
SONNY'S BEEN GOOD TO ME.
JASON: BUT IT WON'T HELP.
SONNY'S GOING TO DO WHAT HE'S
GOING TO DO.
HANNAH: ISN'T THERE SOMETHING
I CAN DO?
JASON: DID YOU ASK HIM THAT?
HANNAH: MORE OR LESS.
JASON: WHAT'D HE SAY?
JASON: HE SAID TO STAY AS FAR
AWAY FROM HIM AS POSSIBLE.
SONNY: DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT IT.
[ Woman ] WHEN YOU RUN
A BED AND BREAKFAST,
YOU WANT IT TO SMELL
AS CLEAN AS IT LOOKS--
RIGHT DOWN TO THE QUILTS.
THAT'S WHERE
FEBREZE COMES IN.
IT CLEANS ODORS OUT OF FABRICS.
SEE, FOLKS COME
HERE WITH THEIR HANDS FULL,
AND OUR JOB
IS TO HELP 'EM RELAX.
SO, WE USE FEBREZE JUST ABOUT
EVERYWHERE WE CLEAN...
'CAUSE IT'S SAFE
ON ALL KINDS OF FABRICS,
NO MATTER WHO CHECKS IN.
AND ONCE IT'S DRY,
NOTHING'S LEFT
BUT THE SMELL OFCLEAN.
SOME FOLKS ASK
IF WE USE FEBREZE AT HOME.
THIS IS OUR HOME.
NO TWO WOMEN ARE SHAPED
EXACTLY ALIKE.
THAT'S WHY A WOMAN GYNECOLOGIST
DESIGNED o.b.,
THE FIRST TAMPON WITH
INDIVIDUALLY WOUND LAYERS...
THAT EXPAND TO FIT
EACH WOMAN'S INDIVIDUAL SHAPE.
A TAMPON THAT WAS DIFFERENT
FROM ALL THE REST...
TO GIVE YOU TRULY
PERSONALIZED PROTECTION.
THE o.b. TAMPON. ALSO
AVAILABLE WITH AN APPLICATOR.
o.b.:
ü YOU KNOW THE GAME OF LOVE'S
GOT RULES ü
ü WHEN YOU THINK YOU WIN
YOU LOSE ü
ü THAT'S A LESSON
THEY DON'T TEACH IN SCHOOL üü
WE SHALL DO WHAT WE MUST
FOR A MYSTIC KNIGHTS HAPPY MEAL
AT McDONALD'S !
YEA !
WE SHALL CLEANETH
OUR ROOMS !
[ Together ]
WE SHALL CLEANETH OUR ROOMS !
WE SHALL OBEYETH
OUR BEDTIME !
WE SHALL OBEYETH
OUR BEDTIME !
- AND WE SHALL NOT WHINE
IF WE DON'T GET OUR WAY !
- WE SHALL NOT ?
KIDS WILL DO ALMOST ANYTHING
FOR A MYSTIC KNIGHTS HAPPY MEAL
AT McDONALD'S.
AND NOW THEY CAN COLLECT
EIGHT MYSTIC KNIGHTS FIGURES.
ONE IN EVERY
HAMBURGER HAPPY MEAL YOU BUY.
STILL JUST $1.99.
AH, THE SWEET, SWEET TASTE
OF VICTORY.
DID SOMEBODY SAY McDONALD'S ?
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CARLY: I CAME TO SAY HI
TO JASON.
OR DO I NEED YOUR PERMISSION
FOR THAT?
SONNY: YOU HAVE TO APOLOGIZE
TO HANNAH.
CARLY: WHY?
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO HER.
JASON?
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU
FOR A MINUTE, IF YOU DON'T MIND.
IT'S REALLY --
CARLY: I JUST WANT
YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM SORRY
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED THE OTHER
NIGHT AT LUKE'S.
UM --
I THINK I OVERREACTED.
HANNAH: MISUNDERSTANDINGS DO
HAPPEN.
CARLY: I WOULDN'T HAVE COME
IF IT WASN'T REALLY IMPORTANT
SO --
JASON: OK.
COME ON.
HANNAH: I ASSUME I HAVE
YOU TO THANK FOR THAT.
SONNY: YOU'RE WELCOME.
CARLY: DID YOU SEE THE PAPER?
JASON: YES.
CARLY: OK.
A.J. PLANTED THAT STORY.
I OVERHEARD HIM TELLING EDWARD.
JASON: CARLY, IT'S JUST
A STORY.
CARLY: IT'S NOT JUST A STORY.
HE STARTED THAT FIRE,
JASON, AND NOW HE'S TRYING
TO BLAME IT ON YOU ON
THE FRONT PAGE.
WHY CAN'T I TELL THE COPS WHAT
I KNOW ABOUT THE FIRST --
JASON: NO, CARLY, STOP.
NO COPS.
WHAT'D I TELL YOU?
DON'T MAKE ANY NEW PLANS.
CARLY: OK.
JASON: NOW, HAVE YOU FOUND
ANY EVIDENCE THAT LINKS A.J. TO
THE FIRE THAT KILLED LUCKY?
CARLY: UH-UH.
I'M LOOKING.
JASON: WELL, WHAT YOU'RE
LOOKING FOR MAY NOT BE THERE.
IT COULD HAVE BEEN MORENO.
CARLY: A.J. STARTED THE FIRE
AT YOUR WAREHOUSE, SO IT WOULD
MAKE SENSE THAT HE WOULD BURN
DOWN YOUR MOTORCYCLE SHOP.
I DON'T KNOW.
I'M GOING TO LOOK THROUGH
HIS BRIEFCASE WHEN HE COMES HOME
FROM WORK.
AND IF I FIND WHAT I'M LOOKING
FOR -- THAT HE STARTED THAT
FIRE -- MICHAEL AND I ARE GOING
TO BE OUT OF THERE.
WHAT? WHAT?
JASON: CARLY, IF A.J. DID IT,
HE IS SCARED, MAYBE EVEN
DESPERATE.
YOU BE CAREFUL.
CARLY: OH, COME ON.
I CAN HANDLE A.J.
THIS IS GOING TO WORK, YOU KNOW?
JASON: PLEASE, DON'T SAY
"TRUST ME."
CARLY: WHY WOULD I SAY
"TRUST ME"?
I CAN DEAL, OK?
FELICIA: YOU WERE ENGAGED
WHEN YOU MET EDWARD?
LILA: HIS NAME WAS ELLIOT
THOMPSON.
FELICIA: I SEE.
AND THIS WAS AFTER CRANE
TOLLIVER.
LILA: OH, YES.
FELICIA: OK.
SO, YOUR FATHER ANNULLED
YOUR MARRIAGE TO CRANE AND PAID
HIM OFF.
HOW DID YOU END UP ENGAGED
TO ELLIOT?
LILA: MY FATHER ARRANGED
THE MARRIAGE.
FELICIA: THEY WERE STILL
DOING ARRANGED MARRIAGES
IN THE 1940s IN ENGLAND?
LILA: OH, AND I'M SURE
THEY'RE STILL DOING THEM NOW,
EVEN AS WE SPEAK, MY DEAR.
FELICIA: WELL, DIDN'T
YOU CONFRONT YOUR FATHER?
DIDN'T YOU TELL HIM THAT
YOU WERE DETERMINED TO LIVE
YOUR OWN LIFE?
DID YOU REFUSE TO MARRY ELLIOT?
LILA: HE WAS KILLE
IN THE WAR.
FELICIA: OH.
I SEE.
THIS MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY
DIFFICULT TIME FOR YOU -- TO BE
IN LOVE WITH EDWARD, TO BE
DEALING WITH THE DEATH
OF ELLIOT, KNOWING THAT
YOUR FATHER WAS LOOKING OVER
YOUR SHOULDER EVERY SECOND.
LILA: THAT'S WHY I STARTED
WRITING ALL THOSE LETTERS.
FELICIA: YOU WROTE LETTERS
TO EDWARD?
LILA: OH, EDWARD AND I WROTE
TO EACH OTHER CONSTANTLY.
I ALSO WROTE TO MY COUSIN
ELEANOR,
TELLING HER EVERY LITTLE DETAIL
ABOUT WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO BE
FALLING IN LOVE.
OH, THOSE LETTERS MUST HAVE READ
LIKE A PENNY ROMANCE NOVEL.
LAURA: I THOUGHT YOU'D BE
GONE ALREADY.
LUKE: MAC CALLED.
HE'S BRINGING OVER THE ARSON
INVESTIGATOR'S REPORT.
LAURA: THEY HAVE ONE ALREADY?
LUKE: YEAH.
I FIGURED YOU'D WANT TO SEE IT
OR TALK TO HIM.
LAURA: THANKS FOR WAITING.
LUKE: YEAH.
GIVE HIM MY REGARDS.
LAURA: LUKE, WAIT A MINUTE.
WILL YOU PLEASE STAY?
LUKE: WHY?
WE KNOW WHAT'S IN THE REPORT.
IT'S GOING TO SAY THAT MORENO
OR SOMEBODY SET THE FIRE TO GET
BACK AT JASON OR SONNY AND LUCKY
GOT IN THE WAY.
AND I'M THE GUY WHO TAUGHT HIM
TO TRUST CRIMINALS, AND I'M
THE GUY WHO ROBBED HIM
OF A NORMAL LIFE, AND WE'VE BEEN
THROUGH ALL THIS.
LAURA: I PROMISE NOT TO SAY
THOSE THINGS.
I PROMISE.
LUKE: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
LAURA: LUCKY WAS THE BEST
OF WHAT WE WERE.
AND WE'RE STILL HIS PARENTS.
WE SHOULD FIND OUT ABOUT WHAT'S
IN THAT REPORT TOGETHER,
OUT OF RESPECT.
NOT FOR EACH OTHERBUT FOR HIM.
WHEN I BITE INTO
A YORK PEPPERMINT PATTIE,
I GET THE SENSATION
THAT I'M RIDING
ON A CHAIR LIFT
IN THE SWISS ALPS...
THE CRISP AIR
RUSHING BY ME
ON MY WAY
TO THE SNOWY PEAKS!
YORK PEPPERMINT PATTIE.
GET THE SENSATION.
STOP SUFFERING FROM ALLERGIES...
IS NEVER TO START.
THIS IS NASALCROM.
YOU HEARD RIGHT.
IT'S ALLERGY PREVENTION.
NASALCROM DOESN'T
JUST RELIEVE ALLERGIES.
IT FLAT OUT PREVENTS THEM...
PREVENTING THE NATURAL DEFENSES
IN YOUR NOSE FROM GOING HAYWIRE
SO YOU CAN LIVE LIKE A PERSON
WITH NO ALLERGIES.
NASALCROM'S LIKE NOTHING ELSE...
NASALCROM.
THE BEST WAY
TO STOP
SUFFERING...
IS NEVER TO START.
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OF LIFE AND WE'RE GOIN' ü
ü GOIN', GOIN'
GOIN', GOIN' ü
ü GOIN', GOIN',
YEAH, WE'RE GOIN' ü
ü GOIN', GOIN', GOIN'
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ü GOIN', GOIN',
GOIN, GOIN', GONE üü
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THAT NEW LUVS DIAPER,
REALLY, REALLY
LONG DELAYS.
HEY, LIVE AND LEARN,
AND THEN GET LUVS.
THOSE NEW ONES !
- FILMMAKING IS WAR.
- THAT'S GREAT !
- THERE'S PRESSURE,
AND THERE'S STRESS.
- YOU'RE SWEATING LIKE CRAZY.
IT'S THIS REAL PUNGENT,
VICIOUS SWEAT.
WE ASKED SOME OF
TODAY'S HOTTEST DIRECTORS
TO SWITCH ANTIPERSPIRANTS.
- ULTRA DRY DEGREE.
- IT'S CLICKING !
IT ABSORBED IMMEDIATELY.
THAT'S AMAZING.
WHEN YOUR BODY HEAT RISES,
DEGREE'S POWERFUL ULTRA DRY FORM
RELEASES EXTRA PROTECTION...
WHEN YOU NEED IT MOST.
- IT KIND OF KICKED IN,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?
- PRETTY POWERFUL STUFF.
- NOT AN OUNCE OF SWEAT.
- ULTRA DRY MEANS IT'S
AS STRONG AS IT GETS.
- DEGREE ULTRA DRY--
YOUR BODY HEAT TURNS IT ON.
- CUT !
JERRY: NEED A HAND?
BOBBIE: HI.
NO, THANKS.
I MEAN, I'M -- I'M FINE.
TAMMY WENT TO THE BANK.
SHE'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE.
HERE YOU GO.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
YOUR COFFEE.
YOU KNOW, WE'VE BEEN COVERING
FOR ELIZABETH BECAUSE IT'S WAY
TOO SOON FOR HER TO BACK
HERE.
JERRY: THE CUSTOMERS CAN
WAIT.
BOBBIE: WELL, THAT'S EASY
FOR YOU TO SAY.
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT.
WE'VE GOT FRENCH TOAST
ON SPECIAL, AND IT'S PRETTY
GOOD.
JERRY: WILL YOU STOP,
JUST FOR A SECOND?
I REALLY WILL COVER.
BOBBIE: I'M FINE.
JERRY: LET ME GET
YOU THE SPECIAL.
I BET YOU YOU SKIPPED BREAKFAST.
BOBBIE: JERRY, IF I STOP --
JERRY: IT ALL BECOMES REAL?
BOBBIE: YEAH.
JERRY: IT'S A GOOD TRAIT,
YOU KNOW?
PRESSING ON.
BOBBIE: THANK YOU.
JERRY: SO
IS CATCHING YOUR BREATH.
BOBBIE: OK, YOU WIN.
I GUESS THE CUSTOMERS CAN LOOK
AFTER THEMSELVES FOR A COUPLE
OF MINUTES.
WHEN YOU WERE SEARCHING FOR JAX
IN THE DESERT, DID YOU EVER STOP
TO THINK YOU WOULDN'T FIND HIM?
JERRY: NO.
BOBBIE: WHY NOT?
JERRY: BECAUSE IF I DIDN'T
FIND HIM, HE'D DIE.
AND HE CAN'T DIE.
BOBBIE: DID YOU KNOW THIS WAS
THE FIRST PLACE THAT LUCKY
STOPPED WHEN HE FIRST CAME
TO PORT CHARLES?
THAT'S A LONG STORY, BUT HE WAS
TRAVELING ALL BY HIMSELF DOWN
FROM CANADA, AND HE HAD
INSTRUCTIONS TO FIND RUBY.
AND HE DID.
I BELIEVE LUCKY COULD DO
ANYTHING.
JERRY: I IMAGINE HE COULD.
BOBBIE: YOU KNOW, WHEN LUKE
AND I WERE GROWING UP, YOU KNOW,
WE REALLY DIDN'T HAVE MUCH
OF A HOME.
AND WATCHING LUCKY GROW UP
WITH LUKE KIND OF SHOWED ME WHAT
A REAL CHILDHOOD COULD BE LIKE.
I MEAN, LUKE REALLY DID GIVE HIM
THE KIND OF LOVE AND THE KIND
OF CHILDHOOD THAT I ALWAYS
WANTED.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY HE'S
GONE.
I MEAN, I KEEP THINKING HE'S
GOING TO WALK THROUGH THE DOOR,
YOU KNOW, AND WANT BREAKFAST.
I MEAN, I KNOW HE WON'T, BUT --
HE ALWAYS LIKED FRENCH TOAST.
LAURA: THIS HOME WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE OUR SAFE PLACE -- A HOME
FOR LUCKY, A PLACE FOR HIM
TO BE.
LUKE: WELL, WE MESSED UP.
LAURA: HE LIVED THE WAY
WE TAUGHT HIM TO.
HE GOT TO THIS TOWN ON HIS OWN,
DIDN'T HE?
WE MADE SURE THAT HE KNEW HOW
TO DO THAT -- TO TRAVEL LIGHT
AND GET WHERE HE WAS GOING
WITHOUT GETTING LOST.
YOU TAUGHT HIM ALL OF THOSE
THINGS.
BUT I --
I WANTED HIM TO BE SAFE.
I WANTED HIM TO BE HERE WITH US.
LUKE: PLEASE DON'T DO THIS.
LAURA: I PROMISED HIM A HOME,
AND THEN I MADE IT IMPOSSIBLE
FOR HIM TO LIVE IN IT.
LUKE: LAURA, SOMEBODY LIT
A MATCH, AND OUR SON DIED.
THAT'S ALL.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
LUKE: YEAH, COME IN.
MAC: GOOD.
I'M GLAD I CAUGHT YOU BOTH HERE
TOGETHER.
THE ARSON REPORT IS CLEAR.
THERE ARE NO UNANSWERED
QUESTIONS, NO EVIDENCE THAT
DOESN'T ADD UP.
LAURA: WHO STARTED THE FIRE?
MAC: NOBODY STARTED THE FIRE.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
IT'S THE GREATEST THING
THAT'S HAPPENED TO A SANDWICH
SINCE SLICED BREAD.
THE ONE AND ONLY VLASIC
SANDWICH STACKERS.
HAM UP YOUR HAM.
[CRUNCH]
WOW!
MAKE YOUR TURKEY PERKY.
[CRUNCH]
WHOA!
PEP IT UP WITH THE ORIGINAL
SANDWICH STACKERS.
FROM...
[CRUNCH]
THE PERFECT PICKLE TO STACK.
WHAT IF YOUR BABY'S SKIN
WAS HEALTHIER HERE ?
WOULD HE SMILE MORE HERE ?
WHAT IF HIS DIAPER
LET HEALTHY AIR THROUGH HERE ?
AND LOCKED AWAY
IRRITATING WETNESS THERE ?
WOULD HE LAUGH LOUDER HERE ?
HE MIGHT... IF HIS DIAPER
IS HUGGIES ULTRATRIM.
NO DIAPER PROTECTS
BABY'S SKIN...
FROM IRRITATING WETNESS
LIKE HUGGIES.
AND THAT'S IMPORTANT
FOR HEALTHY SKIN.
SO HE MAY HAVE A LITTLE MORE FUN
IN EVERYTHING HE DOES.
HUGGIES ULTRATRIM...
BECAUSE HEALTHY SKIN
MEANS HAPPY BABIES.
l??
GREAT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY ACTUALLY CAME OUT.
YEAH, THEY
COULD HAVE BEEN
A REAL DISASTER.
OUR HONEYMOON.
IT RAINED.
IT WAS ROMANTIC.
IT RAINED.
IT WAS EXOTIC.
IT RAINED.
COME ON.
WITH KODAK MAX, YOU'LL
NEVER MISS A MOMENT.
IT'S THE FILM THAT
CAPTURES ACTION IN RAIN
OR SHINE.
WE HAD SOME SUN.
YEAH, THE DAY WE LEFT.
SUNLIGHT, LOW LIGHT,
ACTION, OR STILL.
KODAK MAX.
IT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW
ABOUT FILM.
FELICIA: EDWARD.
YOU MISSED THE BIG SHOW.
HOW'D THAT HAPPEN?
EDWARD: WELL, WHATEVER
YOU AND LILA SAY TO EACH OTHER
IS COMPLETELY CONFIDENTIAL.
FELICIA: SURE, AFTER WE CHASE
YOU OUT OF THE ROOM.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE VERY CHARMING
WHEN LILA ORDERS YOU AROUND.
EDWARD: DID SHE MENTION ME?
FELICIA: MAYBE.
EDWARD: DID SHE LEAVE ME OUT
ENTIRELY?
WHAT?
FELICIA: BEEN TO ANY GARDEN
PARTIES LATELY?
EDWARD: OH, SHE TOLD YOU,
DIDN'T SHE?
FELICIA: IT REALLY WAS LOVE
AT FIRST SIGHT.
EDWARD: I SUPPOSE THAT
SHE DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT
THE DRESS SHE WAS WEARING.
IT WAS THE SOFTEST SHADE
OF BLUE.
SHE WAS LAUGHING, AND SHE HAD
A DRINK IN HER HAND.
AND I WENT THROUGH THIS SILLY
GATE COVERED WITH FLOWERS,
AND THERE SHE WAS.
SHE LOOKED AT ME.
AND I SWEAR I HAVE NEVER SEEN
A MORE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN BEFORE
OR SINCE.
AND SO I -- WELL, WHY AREN'T
YOU WRITING THIS DOWN?
FELICIA: THIS BOOK IS ABOUT
L-I-L-A.
EDWARD: WELL, MY DEAR, WHO DO
YOU THINK THAT I'M TELLING
YOU ABOUT?
FELICIA: I'M WRITING IT
FROM HER POINT OF VIEW,
NOT YOURS.
EDWARD: OH.
FELICIA: WE BARELY GOT PAST
ELLIOT THOMPSON TODAY.
EDWARD: OH, YES.
WELL, IT WAS VERY UNFORTUNATE
ABOUT POOR ELLIOT.
MM-HMM.
FELICIA: BUT IT SORT
OF WORKED OUT FOR YOU,
THOUGH, RIGHT?
EDWARD: WELL, YOU CAN CALL ME
SELFISH OR HEARTLESS LIKE
EVERYONE ELSE DOES.
BUT, YES.
I DECIDED THAT I WANTED TO MARRY
LILA, SO I DID.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
FELICIA: OH, I'M GONE.
EDWARD: NO, NO, NO.
THERE'S NO NEED TO RUSH OFF.
FELICIA: OH, I CAN'T WAIT
TO TRANSCRIBE THIS TAPE.
EDWARD: YOU KNOW, IF YOU'D
EVER CARE TO SEND ME AN ADVANCE
COPY OF YOUR MANUSCRIPT,
THAT WOULD BE NICE.
FELICIA: MAYBE I WILL.
EDWARD: OH.
[RING]
EDWARD: EDWARD QUARTERMAINE.
OH, WELL -- WELL, THANK YOU.
HMM.
A.J.: WAS THAT JUDGE CARTER?
DID HE SEE THE PAPER?
DID HE MOVE UP THE DATE
OF THE CUSTODY HEARING?
EDWARD: I'M AFRAID WE DON'T
QUITE HAVE THE ADVANTAGE THAT
WE DID.
A.J.: WHO WAS THAT?
EDWARD: THE MAYOR'S OFFICE.
THE FIRE THAT KILLED LUCKY
SPENCER WAS AN ACCIDENT.
A.J.: WHAT?
EDWARD: THE POLICE
COMMISSIONER HAS ALREADY CLOSED
THE CASE.
APPARENTLY JASON IS COMPLETELY
BLAMELESS, AND WE ARE NO CLOSER
TO GETTING MICHAEL THAN WE WERE
BEFORE.
JASON: SHIPMENT GOT HERE
A DAY EARLY.
I COVERED THE LOAD OUT,
BUT IF YOU WANT TO GO DOWN,
YOU CAN TAKE A LOOK AT IT.
SONNY: WHAT DID HANNAH WANT?
JASON: FOR YOU TO BE OK.
SONNY: IF SHE ASKS ABOUT ME
AGAIN, TELL HER TO STAY AWAY
FROM ME.
I DON'T WANT HER ANYWHERE
NEAR ME.
BOBBIE: BEFORE LUKE AND LAURA
MOVED INTO THEIR HOUSE,
YOU KNOW, THEY LIVED WITH ME
FOR A WHILE.
EXCEPT THAT NOBODY BOTHERED
TO TELL ME THAT LUCKY HAD THIS
PET SPIDER.
ACTUALLY, IT WAS MORE LIKE
A TARANTULA BECAUSE IT WAS
THE SIZE OF THIS PLATE.
IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE
I LAUGHED.
THANK YOU.
YOU KNOW, ONE TIME WHEN LUKE
AND LAURA AND LUCKY WERE STAYING
AT MY HOUSE, I GAVE THIS DINNER
PARTY.
AND IT WAS GOING REALLY FINE.
YOU KNOW, LUCKY PROMISED THAT
HE WAS GOING TO KEEP THAT SPIDER
LOCKED UP.
AND WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO START
THE PUMPKIN SOUP THAT TOOK ME
ABOUT A YEAR AND A HALF TO MAKE,
AND MONICA FELT SOMETHING
ON HER FOOT.
BUT, YOU KNOW, SHE DIDN'T SAY
ANYTHING.
I MEAN, SHE WAS TRYING TO BE
DISCREET BECAUSE ONE NEVER
KNOWS.
WELL, ALL OF A SUDDEN, SHE LOOKS
DOWN.
SHE STARTED SCREAMING.
AND SO I STARTED SCREAMING,
AND LUKE WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO CHOKE.
AND LUCKY DOVE UNDER THE TABLE
TO GET THE SPIDER, AND WE ALL
GOT DRENCHED IN PUMPKIN SOUP,
AND I COULD HAVE KILLED
THAT KID.
LAURA: ARE YOU SURE THAT IT
WAS AN ACCIDENT?
MAC: I HAD THE FIRE MARSHAL
AND THE CHIEF ARSON INVESTIGATOR
JUSTIFY EVERYTHING LINE BY LINE.
LUKE: HOW ARE THEY SAYING IT
STARTED?
MAC: THE FIRE ORIGINATED
IN LUCKY'S ROOM.
LAURA: THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE.
HE DIDN'T SMOKE.
WAS IT THE HOT PLATE?
DID HE LEAVE THE HOT PLATE ON?
MAC: LUCKY LIT SOME CANDLES.
HE WENT TO SLEEP WITHOUT PUTTING
THEM OUT.
LUKE: OH, NOW, HOLD ON, MAC.
THAT'S --
ACCELERANTS ARE VERY HARD
TO TRACE.
MAC: LUKE, THE POINT
OF ORIGIN IS CLEAR.
THE FIRE STARTED ON
THE NIGHTSTAND WHERE THE CANDLES
WERE LOCATED.
IT MOVED FROM THERE.
LUKE: ACCORDING TO
YOUR REPORT.
MAC: NOBODY WANTS TO NAIL
MORENO OR CORINTHOS MORE THAN
I DO, BUT THE EVIDENCE DOES NOT
TAKE US THERE, AS MUCH AS I WANT
IT TO.
IT WASN'T A PROFESSIONAL HIT.
IT WASN'T A SLOPPY AMATEUR JOB.
IT WASN'T A WARNING.
NO MESSAGES WERE BEING SENT.
LAURA: BUT HE'S STILL GONE.
MAC: I'M SORRY.
LOOK, YOU ARE BOTH WELCOME TO GO
OVER THE REPORT IF YOU WANT.
THE FIRE WAS AN ACCIDENT.
THE CASE IS CLOSED.
LUCKY: LET ME GET TO THE NET
SOMEHOW, PLEASE.

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