General Hospital Transcript Thursday 4/15/99

Provided by Laura

JERRY: I REALLY DON'T NEED
ANYONE ELSE TAGGING ALONG.
V: I WAS TRAINED AS A POLICE
OFFICER.
YOU CAN'T AFFORD NOT TO HAVE ME
TAGGING ALONG.
JERRY: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
JAX: WHEN THOSE NAGGING
DOUBTS ENTER INTO YOUR HEAD,
LET THEM GO.
HANNAH: IT'S MY FIRST NIGHT.
CARLY: WELL, PROBABLY
YOUR LAST, TOO.
LUCKY: THE BEST THING PARENTS
CAN DO FOR THEIR KIDS IS LET
THEM KNOW THAT THEY LOVE THEM.
I'VE KNOWN THAT.
ALEXIS: ANYTHING OUT THERE?
JAX: STARS.
EXTRATERRESTRIALS.
ALEXIS: I COULD GO
FOR AN ALIEN ABDUCTION.
JAX: JERRY'S LOOKING.
ALEXIS: NED'S LOOKING.
JAX: YEAH.
THEY'RE JUST LOOKING
IN THE WRONG PLACE AT
THE MOMENT.
BUT I'LL REMEDY THAT AS SOON
AS I FIX THE RADIO.
ALEXIS: JAX, LISTEN,
IF YOUR HANDS ARE COLD,
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR TURN
WITH THE BLANKET.
JAX: I'M ALL RIGHT.
ALEXIS: YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT
ALL RIGHT.
IF YOU DON'T GET SOME SLEEP,
YOU'RE GOING TO GO CROSS-EYED
AND YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE
ANYTHING.
ALEXIS: YOUR VIRTUE IS SAFE
WITH ME.
V: HEY.
NED: HEY.
THANKS.
THAT'LL DO.
V: YOU WANT TO PASS OUT
AT THE CONTROLS?
COME ON.
AND THIS -- DRINK IT.
I USED TO ACTUALLY KNOW THE RATE
AT WHICH YOUR BODY LOSES
MOISTURE IN THE DESERT.
NED: HOW'D JERRY MAKE OUT?
V: I DON'T KNOW.
NED: ANYTHING ON THE RADIO?
V: WELL, THE OPERATOR SHOWED
ME HOW TO SCAN EMERGENCY
FREQUENCIES.
NED: AND NOBODY REPORTS
SEEING A DOWNED CHOPPER?
V: UH-UH.
YOU LOOK EXHAUSTED.
YOUR EYES ARE SHOT.
LOOK, WHEN THE PILOT'S DONE
REFUELING, I'M GOING TO GO UP
THIS TIME.
YOU TAKE A NAP, AND THEN WHEN
YOU GET UP, YOU CAN START
CRAWLING THE RADIO BANDS,
LISTENING FOR MAYDAYS.
NED: NO.
V: I'VE BEEN IN MANHUNTS.
I'VE BEEN TRAINED IN POLICE
STRATEGY.
I MIGHT EVEN NOTICE SOMETHING
THAT YOU AND THE PILOT MISSED.
JERRY: I TOLD YOU BEFORE
IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
DOING UP THERE, EVERY SQUARE
MILE THAT YOU COVER IS A SQUARE
MILE THAT HAS TO BE RECHECKED.
NED: AND HAVE YOU,
IN YOUR GREATER WISDOM
AND EXPERIENCE, HAD ANY BETTER
LUCK?
JERRY: I'M GOING TO MAKE
A RUN ALONG THE COAST NEXT TIME.
NED: WHY?
JERRY: WE KNOW JAX'S FLIGHT
PLAN WAS PHONY.
THEY COULD BE ANYWHERE.
IF THEY MADE A FORCED WATER
NDING, THEN THEIR TIME'S
RUNNING OUT.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
BOBBIE: LUCAS?
JERRY: CAN YOU COME AND PICK
ME UP AT BASEBALL PRACTICE?
BOBBIE: JERRY.
DID YOU --
HOW'S IT GOING?
JERRY: NO.
WE -- WE DIDN'T FIND THEM YET.
I'M GOING BACK UP NOW.
I JUST WANTED TO HEAR YOUR VOICE
FIRST.
IT'S A BIT LIKE RUBBING
A RABBIT'S FOOT.
BOBBIE: LUCAS AND I MISS YOU.
AND JUST KEEP ININD ALL THOSE
STORIES YOU TOLD ME ABOUT JAX
FENDING FOR HIMSELF WHEN NOBODY
ELSE COULD HAV
JERRY: I'M NOT WORRIED.
I KNOW THERE'S GOING TO BE
A FISTFIGHT AS SOON AS I FIND
HIM, NO MATTER HOW LONG IT TOOK
ME TO GET THERE.
TELL LUCAS THAT THE DESERT IS
MUCH BIGGER THAN I REMEMBERED.
AND I MISS YOU, TOO.
BOBBIE: BE CAREFUL.
BYE.
TAMMY: EVERYTHING OK?
BOBBIE: YOU KNOW, I GOT TO GO
PICK UP LUCAS.
TAMMY: BOBBIE, THANKS
FOR DROPPING OFF THE PAYCHECKS.
BOBBIE: OH, NO PROBLEM,
TAMMY.
SONNY: HEY, BOBBIE.
BOBBIE: HI, SONNY.
SONNY: HOW YOU DOING?
BOBBIE: OK.
SONNY: TAMMY, CAN I GET
A COFFEE TO GO, PLEASE?
TAMMY: MM-HMM.
SONNY: THANK YOU.
MIKE: YOU -- YOU SAMPLE IT
ALL DAY.
SONNY: UH-HUH.
MIKE: YOUR NOSTRILS ARE FULL
OF IT.
YOU PROBABLY COUNT COFFEE BEANS
IN YOUR SLEEP EVERY NIGHT.
NOW, DON'T YOU GET ENOUGH
OF THAT STUFF?
SONNY: IT'S ATTITUDES LIKE
YOURS THE INDUSTRY'S FIGHTING
TO CHANGE.
MIKE: AH.
TAMMY: HERE YOU GO.
MIKE: TAMMY, WOULD YOU PLEASE
PUT THIS ON MY TAB?
TAMMY: OH.
SURE THING.
MIKE: THANK YOU.
TAMMY: MM-HMM.
MIKE: IT'S MY TURN.
SONNY: RIGHT.
I BUY YOU LUNCH, YOU BUY ME
COFFEE.
MIKE: NO, YOU BUY ME LUNCH,
I MAKE YOU DINNER.
SONNY: AFTER WHAT YOU DID
TO MY DOUBLE-BOILER LAST TIME?
HMM?
MIKE: SO I GOT THE BOTTOM
A LITTLE BLACK.
SONNY: RIGHT.
MIKE: BUT YOU PROBABLY GOT
SOME SWEATSHOP WORKING ON IT DAY
IN AND DAY OUT WITH SCOURING
PADS EVER SINCE, RIGHT?
HOW ABOUT TONIGHT?
SONNY: I'M BUSY.
MIKE: DOING WHAT?
LOOK, I'M YOUR FATHER.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY ASKING?
CARLY: YOU KNOW THAT REAL
GIRAFFES ARE AS TALL AS THIS
HOUSE, MICHAEL?
MICHAEL: NO.
CARLY: YES, THEY ARE.
WOULDN'T THAT BE COOL -- WAKE UP
AND SEE A GIRAFFE IN YOUR WINDOW
ONE DAY?
LOOK WHO'S HERE.
LOOK WHO'S HERE,ICHAEL.
JASON: HEY, CARLY.
CARLY: HI, DADDY.
HE HAS BEEN SO GOOD.
HE HAS BEEN JUST PATIENTLY
WAITING FOR YOU.
JASON: HI.
YOU HAVE?
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN HAVING
A FINE TIME.
CARLY: WELL, YEAH,
MOMMY'S OK, BUT NO SUBSTITUTE
FOR DA-DA.
NOBODY IS.
OH, IT'S OK.
YEAH, LETICIA, IT'S FINE.
LETICIA: OK.
JASON: WHAT, IS MICHAEL GOING
SOMEPLACE?
CARLY: ACTUALLY, YEAH.
HE'S GOING DOWN TO THE LAKE
TO LOOK AT THE DUCKIES.
JASO THE LAKE?
LETICIA: BUT DIDN'T YOU JUST
T HERE?
CARLY: YEAH, IT'S FINE.
JASON WILL JOIN YOU DOWN THERE
IN JUST A FEW MINUTES, OK?
OK, MR. MAN?
I'LL SEE YOU VERY ON.
I LOVE YOU.
JASON: I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
CARLY: OH, HE'S SO CUTE.
JASON: THIS MAKES NO SENSE.
CARLY: OK.
WHAT DID I DO?
JASON: WHAT -- YOU AND ME
ALONE IN A ROOM TOGETHER,
AND YOU SUPPOSEDLY HATE ME
OR YOU'RE AFRAID OF ME?
HOW WOULD YOU EXPLAIN THAT
TO SOMEBODY WALKING IN RIGHT
NOW, CARLY?
THIS IS YOUR STUPID PLAN.
PAY ATTENTION TO IT.
CARLY: OK. I'M SORRY.
I JUST --
I HAVE TO WARN YOU.
JASON: ABOUT WHAT?
CARLY: WELL, THIS HANNAH
PERSON, YOU KNOW.
I FIGURED OUT THAT SHE'S JUST
USING YOU.
LUKE: SO FAR, SO GOOD?
HANNAH: OH.
LUKE: HOW ARE YOU AND THE JOB
GETTING ALONG?
HANNAH: GREAT.
THE MUSIC'S HOT, CUSTOMERS ARE
COOL -- MOSTLY.
NO, REALLY, I HAVEN'T HAD ANY
HASSLE SINCE THAT FIRST NIGHT.
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT COUPLE THAT
WAS SITTING RIGHT HERE?
LUKE: OH, YEAH.
ALAN QUARTERMAINE JR. AND
MY LOVELY NIECE.
THAT'S RIGHT.
YEAH.
SEE, SOME FAMILIES HAVE BLACK
SHEEP, SOME HAVE WHITE TRASH,
WE HAS CARLY.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
ANYWAY, I'LL GIVE YOU A LITTLE
TIP -- IF YOU CAN MANAGE
TO AGGRAVATE HER MORE THAN
SHE AGGRAVATES YOU WHEN
SHE COMES IN HERE, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO WAIT SIX MONTHS
FOR A BIG RAISE.
HI.
FELICIA: HI.
LUKE: HEY, WHERE HAVE
YOU BEEN?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE
TO ME?
I CAN'T SLEEP NIGHTS BECAUSE ALL
I CAN THINK OF ARE THESE
50-YEAR-OLD BLUES TUNES THAT
YOU NEED TO KNOW FOR
YOUR EDUCATION.
FELICIA: WELL, YOU'RE JUST
GOING TO HAVE TO TRY SOME WARM
MILK.
I ONLY CAME BY TO SAY,
"FAREWELL, CRUEL WORLD."
NIKOLAS: NO, NO.
NO, I DON'T WANT TO.
LUCKY: ALL RIGHT, PUT IT
ON NIKI.
NIKOLAS: NO, NO.
LUCKY: COME ON, WE GOT
TO MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A REAL
PRINCE.
NIKOLAS: NO -- OH --
LUCKY: OH, GOOD JOB.
GIVE ME FIVE.
YEAH!
YEAH, THERE YOU GO.
NIKOLAS: THERE YOU GO.
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$$
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LUCKY: GET IT, GET IT,
GET IT.
TAKE IT, TAKE IT.
OH, SHE GOT IT.
NIKOLAS: YOU GOT IT.
LAURA: WHERE DID YOU FIND
THAT?
LUCKY: LULU FOUND IT.
NIKOLAS: I WANTED TO SEE
THE ATTIC, SO --
LAURA: OH.
WELL, DID YOU TELL HER IT WAS
YOURS?
NIKOLAS: I KNEW IT.
LUCKY: IT WAS NOT MINE.
THIS WAS PART OF A STUPID
HALLOWEEN COSTUME.
WHY DID YOU EVEN KEEP IT, MOM?
LAURA: I DON'T KNOW.
I GUESS I WAS ALWAYS MEANING
TO RETURN THAT HAT THAT
WE BORROWED FROM -- LILA?
NO -- AUDREY.
LUCKY: I'M THINKING THEY WERE
HOPING NOT TO GET IT BACK.
NIKOLAS: I'LL TAKE MY TURBAN
NOW.
LET ME SEE THIS.
LUCKY: OH, HE TOOK IT BACK
FROM YOU.
NIKOLAS: OK, NOW.
WHO DO I REMIND YOU OF?
COME ON.
LESLEY LU: NO.
NIKOLAS: I DON'T REMIND
YOU OF ANYBODY?
NO?
OH.
LUCKY: WELL, ALMOST
NIKOLAS: OK.
LUCKY: AREN'T YOU THE GUY WHO
WANTED TO TAKE LULU IN-LINE
SKATING FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME?
NIKOLAS: YEAH.
OH, OK.
COME ON.
LUCKY: ALL RIGHT.
I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU GUYS,
ALL RIGHT?
NIKOLAS: ALL RIGHT.
LUCKY: BYE-BYE.
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
LAURA: LULU, I WANT
YOU TO LISTEN REALLY WELL
TO YOUR BROTHERS, OK, HONEY?
LESLEY LU: OK.
NIKOLAS: YEAH, ESPECIALLY
THE ONE IN THE TURBAN.
COME ON.
LAURA: IS SOMETHING WRONG?
LUCKY: NO.
I JUST WANTED TO GIVE
YOU SOMETHING.
ACTUALLY, IT'S FROM ELIZABETH.
LAURA: OH.
LUCKY: IF THAT'S OK.
LAURA: OH, YEAH.
IT'S FINE.
LUCKY: YEAH. ALL RIGHT.
THERE YOU GO.
LAURA: OH, WOW.
OH, THAT'S SO PRETTY.
OH, IT LOOKS LIKE THE --
THAT BOUQUET THAT I GAVE --
LUCKY: YOU GAVE TO ME TO GIVE
TO HER ON VALENTINE'S DAY.
SHE MADE THIS FOR ME TO GIVE
TO YOU TO SAY THANKS, FROM BOTH
OF US.
LAURA: OH, THAT'S SO SWEET.
THANK YOU.
LUCKY: YOU'RE WELCOME.
CARLY: JASON, IT'S A TYPICAL
GUY THING TO DO.
YOU PAY ATTENTION TO SOME WOMAN
YOU HARDLY KNOW TO GET BACK
AT SOMEBODY ELSE.
JASON: NO, NO.
THAT'S LIKE WHAT YOU ALWAYS DO.
CARLY: SHE KNOWS THAT SHE HAS
A BETTER SHOT WITH YOU THAN
SHE DOES WITH SONNY BECAUSE HE'S
LIKE A CLAM, YOU KNOW.
I MEAN, HE'S --
HE'S GOT THIS SHELL ON HIM
THAT'S NOT PENETRABLE, AND EVEN
IF IT WAS, I MEAN, IS IT WORTH
IT ANYWAY?
WHEREAS YOU'RE KIND AND GENEROUS
AND GIVING -- MORE SO THAN MAYBE
YOU SHOULD BE FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.
JASON: YOU KNOW WHAT?
DON'T WORRY BECAUSE IF THIS
HANNAH MAKES HER MOVE
AND I SPEND A FORTUNE ON HER,
THERE WILL STILL BE PLENTY LEFT
FOR YOU TO SPEND.
CARLY: THAT'S MEAN.
THAT'S REALLY MEAN.
YOU KNOW, JUST BECAUSE I DON'T
WANT YOU TO GET HURT DOESN'T
MEAN I'M AFTER YOUR MONEY.
JASON: HOW WAS HAVING
A CONVERSATION ABOUT MICHAEL
GOING TO HURT ME?
CARLY: OH, LET ME GUESS --
SHE TOLD YOU SHE JUST LOVES
KIDS, RIGHT?
JASON: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
IF YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT ME BEING
HURT OR BEING USED,
DON'T BE, OK?
BECAUSE THANKS TO YOU, I KNOW
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE AND I'LL SEE
IT COMING.
CARLY: YOU DON'T MEAN THAT,
JASON.
YOU DON'T MEAN -- YOU'RE JUST
SAYING THAT.
UGH!
SORRY.
A.J.: YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
THAT'S WHAT USUALLY HAPPENS WHEN
I WALK INTO A ROOM.
CARLY: OH, IT'S JUST --
AH!
A.J.: YOU OK?
CARLY: YEAH.
JASON JUST MAKES ME FURIOUS,
YOU KNOW?
A.J.: IS HE HERE?
CARLY: YEAH.
HE'S DOWN BY THE LAKE.
A.J.: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I GOT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.
I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING
OUT OF HERE FOR A COUPLE
OF DAYS.
CARLY: YOU'RE GOING AWAY?
A.J.: YEAH, GRANDFATHER'S
SENDG ME TO ROCKVILLE --
MARYLAND.
TAKE CARE OF SOME BUSINESS
FOR HIM.
NO BIG DEAL.
YOU SURE YOU'RE ALL RIGHT?
CARLY: YEAH, I'M FINE.
WELL, THAT
SOUNDS LIKE A VOTE OF CONFIDENCE
FOR YOU, HUH?
A.J.: YEAH.
IN A WAY, YEAH.
ACTUALLY, IT IS.
CARLY: WELL, THAT'S GOOD.
I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, A.J.
A.J.: WELL, THANK YOU.
CARLY: YEAH.
A.J.: YOU'RE GOING TO BE OK?
YOU GOING TO BE ABLE TO MANAGE
WITHOUT ME?
LUKE: OH, YOU'RE ONLY SAYING
"GOOD-BYE, CRUEL WORLD"
TO EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T TEXAS.
FELICIA: SPRINGTIME IN TEXAS
IN UNBELIEVABLY GORGEOUS.
LUKE: YEAH.
FELICIA: WHEREAS HERE,
IT'S UNBELIEVABLY MUDDY.
LUKE: IT SURE IS.
FELICIA: MAYBE I'LL TRY
TO WRITE SOME OF MARIAH'S
STORIES.
LUKE: YEAH.
FELICIA: UNLESS SHE WANTS
TO HIT ME OVER THE HEAD
WITH A PLANK.
I CAN JUST SEE IT -- I'LL BE
SITTING THERE WITH MY LAPTOP,
JUST TYPING AND TYPING AWAY,
AND SHE'LL COME UP TO ME
WITH HER CUTE LITTLE FACE,
AND SHE'LL SAY, "FELICIA,
MY DARLING, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
AND I'LL SAY, "I'M WRITING LILA
QUARTERMAINE'S MEMOIRS."
LUKE: YEAH.
FELICIA: "SHE HAD AN AMAZING
CHILDHOOD.
YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BELIEVE IT."
AND YOU KNOW WHAT SHE'LL SAY?
LUKE: YEAH, I DO.
FELICIA: WHAT?
LUKE: I KNOW WHAT SHE'LL SAY.
FELICIA: WHAT?
LUKE: SHE'LL SAY, "YOU THINK
THAT'S AMAZING?
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO
MY STORIES."
FELICIA: YES.
LUKE: AND THEN YOU'VE GOT --
OH, YOU'RE CLEVER.
MRS. BUBBA, THAT'S VERY,
VERY CLEVER.
YEAH.
I HAVE SOMETHING I WANT
YOU TO TAKE WITH YOU, THOUGH.
FELICIA: YEAH?
LUKE: I MADE YOU THIS TAPE --
IT'S A SORT OF PRIMER
ON ECLECTIC 1940s MUSIC --
YOU KNOW, FOR YOUR EDUCATION.
FELICIA: OH, THAT'S VERY NICE
OF YOU.
THANK YOU.
LUKE: YEAH.
ALWAYS HAPPY TO BROADEN
YOUR HORIZONS -- MUSICAL
OR OTHERWISE.
WELL, UM --
HAVE A GOOD TRIP.
FELICIA: BYE.
LUKE: BYE-BYE.
HANNAH: THIS RECEIPT CAME
WITH THE LIQUOR DELIVERY.
LUKE: HMM?
HMM, OH.
OH, YEAH.
WELL, I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE
SONNY DO A SET OF BOOKS, SO I'M
GATHERING THIS STUFF
IN MY OFFICE.
HANNAH: SONNY DOES BOOKS?
LUKE: YEAH, THE I.R.S. AND
THE STATE LIKE A SANITIZED
VERSION.
YOU THINK MY PARTNER DOESN'T
LOOK LIKE THE TYPE WHO COULD
KEEP BOOKS, DON'T YOU?
WELL, HE'S A MAN OF MANY
TALENTS.
HANNAH: SUCH AS?
CAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC?
LUKE: NOT WITHOUT A REASON.
WHY DO YOU ASK?
HANNAH: SONNY'S MAKING
A PROJECT OUT OF ME.
REMEMBER I TOLD YOU HOW WE MET?
HE SAVED ME FROM A MUGGER.
IT WAS GREAT.
I WAS GRATEFUL, BUT I CAN'T STOP
BEING SAVED.
THE NEXT TIME I SAW HIM WAS
AT JAKE'S.
HE GOES AND TELLS THIS WAITER
TO LEAVE BECAUSE HE'S
HASSLING ME.
JAKE DOESN'T EVEN OBJECT.
SHE TELLS ME TO GO AND SIT DOWN
WITH MR. CORINTHOS AND ENTERTAIN
HIM, OK?
SO THEN AFTER I LEFT JAKE'S --
LUKE: HEY, HOLD IT.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO TELL
THE STORY, TELL IT TRUTHFUL.
AFTER YOU WERE GIVEN
THE HEAVE-HO FROM JAKE'S
FOR SKIMMING THE TILL --
HANNAH: WELL, IF YOU KNOW
THAT MUCH INFORMATION,
THEN YOU PROBABLY KNOW THAT
I ACCEPTED A JOB FOR AN ESCORT
SERVICE.
MY FIRST DATE -- AGAIN SONNY
APPEARS.
TELLS THE CLIENT TO LEAVE,
SO THE GUY LEAVES WITHOUT ANY
ARGUMENT ONCE AGAIN, OK?
THEN HE GETS ME THIS JOB.
THAT'S NICE AND EVERYTHING,
I LIKE IT, BUT --
STILL, I JUST -- YOU KNOW,
I JUST THINK HE'S A BIG MAN THAT
NOBODY WANTS TO ARGUE WITH,
AND I'M JUST WONDERING IF I'M
GETTING MYSELF INTO SOMETHING
THAT I'M GOING TO REGRET.
LUKE: HEY, LOOK.
ALL I CAN TELL YOU IS YOU KNOW
EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW
ABOUT SONNY CORINTHOS TO BE
A WAITRESS AT LUKE'S.
NOW, IF YOU GOT A MIND TO BE
ANYTHING OTHER THAN THAT,
YOU GOT TO HAVE THIS
CONVERSATION WITH HIM.
MIKE: YEAH, YOU COULD TELL ME
IF YOU COULD, BUT YOU CAN'T.
SONNY: I CAN TELL YOU WHAT
I'M DOING TONIGHT, BUT WHY?
YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW.
MIKE: NO, NO.
IT'S NO PROBLEM, MR. COFFEE
MERCHANT.
I T THE PICTURE.
SONNY: NO, YOU DON'T.
ISN'T A MAN ALLOWED TO HAVE SOME
PRIVACY EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE?
MIKE: YOU'RE ALLOWED TO DO
WHATEVER YOU WANT,
MR. LEGITIMATE.
SONNY: WHAT IS THIS "MISTER"
STUFF?
MIKE: LOOK, I'M THE ONE THAT
KEEPS FORGETTING WHAT
THE BOUNDARIES ARE HERE, OK?
SO, YOU ENJOY YOUR NIGHT.
TRY NOT TO GET SHOT, WILL YOU?
SONNY: WAIT --
LUCKY: MOM, I KNOW I MADE
YOU FEEL LIKE A BUST
AS A MOTHER.
I'M SORRY FOR THAT,
BECAUSE IT'S NOT TRUE.
YOU LOVED ME EVERY MINUTE.
YOU NEVER STOPPED --
EVEN WHEN I TRIED TO MAKE YOU.
HOW DO I KNOW?
I CAN FEEL IT.
I CAN FEEL IT IN THE WAY I LOVE
ELIZABETH.
YOU CAN'T
GIVE SOMEBODY SOMETHING
YOU'VE NEVER HAD, SOMETHING
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN YOURSELF.
I KNOW WHAT LOVE LOOKS LIKE.
I SAW IT EVERY DAY
IN THIHOUSE
AND BEFORE WITH YOU AND DAD.
I UNDERSTAND NOW
WHAT A GIFT THAT IS --
A GIFT YOU GAVE ME.
AND I'M T WORRIED ABOUT
THE REST OF MY LIFE,
MOM, BECAUSE I KNOW I'LL ALWAYS
HAVE THAT.
DON'T CRY.
LAURA: I CAN'T HELP IT.
LUCKY: I --
I DON'T WANT TO MAKE YOU CRY
ANYMORE.
LAURA: I KNOW.
I KNOW.
IT'S TEARS OF JOY.
OH, LUCKY, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
OH.
MY GOODNESS.
YOU PICKED A HELL OF A YEAR
TO GROW UP, MISTER.
LUCKY: I DON'T KNOW WHO
PICKED IT.
BUT, HEY, I CAN'T COMPLAIN.
IT GAVE ME ELIZABETH.
IT GAVE ME A BROTHER.
I'M ONLY SORRY I MISSED OUT
ON THE YEARS I COULD HAVE KICKED
HIM AROUND A LITTLE, TAUGHT HIM
HIS PLACE.
[DOOR OPENS]
NIKOLAS: HEY, YOU COMING?
WE NEED SOMEBODY TO CARRY
THE SKATES.
LUCKY: SEE WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT?
NIKOLAS: COME ON.
LAURA: WAIT A MINUTE.
OH, LUCKY.
I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW
THAT I LOVE YOU,
BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW
HOW PROUD I AM OF YOU
AND WHAT A GIFT YOU'VE BEEN
IN MY LIFE.
LUCKY: THANK YOU.
WE'LL HAVE LULU BACK BEFORE
DARK, OK?
LAURA: OK.
LUCKY: ELIZABETH'S MAKING
DINNER FOR US AT KELLY'S.
LAURA: OH, GOOD.
LUCKY: I LOVE YOU.
LAURA: I LOVE YOU.
ALEXIS: ARE THOSE PARTS
MULTIPLYING?
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE ENOUGH
FOR THREE RADIOS.
JAX: I'M GLAD IT'S NOT
JUST ME.
I THOUGHT MY EYES WERE CROSSING.
ALEXIS: SEE?
I TOLD YOU SO.
OH.
I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING --
ANYTHING -- TO BE WARM AGAIN.
OH.
HERE.
IF YOU'RE FEELING A LITTLE
LIGHTHEADED.
JAX: I'M ALL RIGHT.
BUT YOU GO AHEAD.
ALEXIS: NO, YOU'RE THE ONE
FIXING THE RADIO.
JAX: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CAN
TAKE A BIG BITE OUT
OF THE CASSADINE BILLIONS.
HOW FOOLISH WOULD I LOOK
IF I LET YOU SHRIVEL TO A CRIS
HERE?
AHEAD.
ALEXIS: THANK YOU.
I'LL JUST TAKE A LITTLE --
A LITTLE DROP.
[WIND HOWLS]
ALEXIS: THE WIND IS REALLY
PICKING UP.
NED: THAT RIGHT THERE.
THAT'S WHY THEY WON'T LET ME
GO UP.
V: OK, OK.
LET ME SEE IF IT IS A STORM.
OK.
85-MILE-AN-HOUR WINDS --
NED: "WARNING IN EFFECT
FOR 48 HOURS."
48 --
THERE'S NO WAY THEY CAN LAST OUT
IN THE MIDDLE OF A SANDSTORM
FOR TWO DAYS.
V: HEY, BELIEVE ME, JAX IS
GOOD AT THIS.
HE'LL FIND SHELTER.
I'M SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE.
AND JERRY WILL TELL YOU THE SAME
THING.
NED: AND WHERE THE HELL IS
JERRY?
AND WHY DID THEY LET HIM GO UP
AND NOT ME?
LUCKY: ALL RIGHT.
COME ON.
SHE'S IN THE KITCHEN, AND SHE'S
REAL BUSY.
EMILY: OOH, IT LOOKS
SO BEAUTIFUL IN HERE.
OK, I BROUGHT ONE CHICKEN,
AND COOK SAID TO SAY HELLO
TO FOSTER.
ELIZABETH: HEY, GUYS.
PERFECT TIMING.
WE'RE ALMOST READY.
LUCKY: OK.
WHEW.
I GOT A TON OF RIBS,
TOO, SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
NIKOLAS: IT'S AU GRATIN
POTATOES AND ASPARAGUS
WITH HOLLANDAISE SAUCE.
LUCKY: WHATEVER YOU SAY.
ELIZABETH: OK.
PREPARE TO BE IMPRESSED.
EMILY: OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL,
LIZ.
NIKOLAS: YES.
ALMOST A SHAME TO EAT.
ELIZABETH: OH, THANK YOU VERY
MUCH.
LUCKY: DO YOU WANT ME TO HELP
YOU BRING OUT THE REST OF IT?
ELIZABETH: SUCH AS?
LUCKY: THE CARNIVOROUS
PORTION OF THE MEAL.
ELIZABETH: YOU THOUGHT I WAS
COOKING MEAT?
LUCKY: THE NONSALAD PORTION,
I MEAN.
ELIZABETH: OH.
WELL, THEN, HOW ABOUT THOSE RIBS
FROM ELI'S?
EXCUSE ME, BUT DO I LOOK LIKE
MY NOSE IS MISSING?
YOU COULD SMELL THOSE THINGS
FROM SIX BLOCKS AWAY.
LUCKY: I JUST THOUGHT THAT --
ELIZABETH: YOU JUST THOUGHT
THAT I WOULD RUIN DINNER,
SO YOU SKIPPED AHEAD
TO THE EMERGENCY FOOD RUN.
EMILY: BUSTED.
LUCKY: THEY BROUGHT FOOD,
TOO.
YOU DID.
NIKOLAS: HE TOLD US TO.
ELIZABETH: YOU KNOW, I DON'T
MIND THAT YOU HATE MY COOKING.
I MEAN, SO DO I.
THIS WAY I GET CREDIT
FOR TRYING, AND I DON'T HAVE
TO EAT IT.
HE IS SO CONSIDERATE.
SO CONSIDERATE.
LUKE: THIS OUGHTO BE FAR
ENOUGH AWAY FROM THE BAR.
IF YOU'RE MEETING CARLY,
I'VE CLEANED UP ENOUGH BROKEN
GLASS FOR THIS DECADE.
BOBBIE: WE'RE NOT GOING
TO FIGHT, LUKE.
I'M GOING TO GRIT MY TEETH,
AND WE'RE GOING TO MAKE UP.
LUKE: SHE'S A FELONY LOOKING
FOR A PARKING PLACE.
HI.
CARLY: YOU'RE IN MY SEAT.
LUKE: REALLY?
YOUR SEAT?
CARLY: YEAH. MM-HMM.
LUKE: I BOUGHT THIS SEAT.
BUT I WILL ALLOW YOU TO USE IT
TEMPORARILY.
CARLY: OH.
LUKE: BUT WATCH WHAT YOU SAY
TO YOUR MOTHER, OR IT'LL BE MORE
TEMPORARY THAN YOU COULD
POSSIBLY IMAGINE.
I'LL SEND SOMEONE OVER TO GET
YOUR ORDER.
CARLY: NOT THE WAITRESS
WITH THE TUDE, PLEASE.
LUKE: OOH.
CARLY: GOD, WHAT'S --
WHAT'S --
OH.
I TRY TO BE BIG, YOU KNOW.
I REALLY DO.
I TRY TO GET PAST THE FACT THAT
HE BLACKMAILED ME FOR,
WHAT, A YEAR OF MY LIFE.
BOBBIE: NOT TO GET THINGS OFF
ON THE WRONG FOOT, BUT WHY DID
YOU ASK ME TO MEET YOU HERE,
THEN?
CARLY: GOD.
DO YOU EVER THINK TO SAY,
YOU KNOW, "HELLO, HOW ARE YOU,"
BEFORE YOU GO ON THE ATTACK?
BOBBIE: HELLO.
HOW ARE YOU?
TELL ME -- IS LIFE AT
THE QUARTERMAINES' EVERYTHING
YOU DREAMED IT WOULD BE?
HANNAH: EVENING,
MR. CORINTHOS.
SONNY: HI.
HANNAH: WHAT CAN I GET
FOR YOU?
SONNY: LET ME THINK -- SHOULD
I BE THE FIRST PERSON
ON MY BLOCK TO DRINK
A PINCUSHION?
WHAT'S IN THAT, ANYWAY?
HANNAH: A DASH OF THE TWO
BOTTLES ON THE LEFT SIDE
OF THE CASH REGISTER, A SPLASH
OF THIS, A SQUIRT OF THAT,
AND LIME JUICE.
SONNY: AND IT'S NOT A FIRE
HAZARD?
HANNAH: I'LL GIVE
YOU A MINUTE TO THINK ABOUT IT.
SONNY: ALRIGHT.
HANNAH: HI.
TABLE FOR ONE?
BOBBIE: YET ANOTHER
OF YOUR BIGGEST FANS.
YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO GO
SOMEWHERE ELSE?
CARLY: WE'RE HERE.
WHY BOTHER?
HANNAH: BEER FOR YOU?
JASON: YEAH.
HANNAH: PINCUSHION FOR YOU?
SONNY: ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW,
I THINK I'M GOING TO HANG
ONTO MY BRAIN CELLS.
WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD AND BRING
ME AN ESPRESSO.
JASON: I STOPPED
BY THE WAREHOUSE, AND WE'RE
READY TO SHIP OUT OUR FIRST
ORDERS.
SONNY: GOOD.
JASON: TOMORROW.
SONNY: OH, YEAH?
JASON: YEAH.
SONNY: I THINK BEING A PILLAR
OF THE BUSINESS COMMUNITY IS
GOING TO HAVE ITS PERKS.
CARLY: I MEAN, I ALIZE THAT
YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW WHAT I'M
DOING, BUT YOU ARE THE ONE WHO
TOLD ME THAT I NEEDED TO GET
PAST WHAT JASON AND I HAD AND,
YOU KNOW, GO ON, GET
ON WITH MY LIFE.
GET OVER IT.
BOBBIE: GET PAST IT, YEAH.
DID YOU HAVE TO CUT
HIS HEART OUT?
CARLY: OK.
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF
I CRITICIZED YOU FOR BEING TOO
TOUGH ON TONY?
BOBBIE: IF YOU DID THAT,
I WOULD CALL DR. EVANS
AT FERNCLIFF AND I WOULD ASK HIM
TO FLUFF THE PILLOWS
IN YOUR ROOM.
CARLY: OH, FINE.
THAT'S GREAT.
MAKE FUN OF MY PSYCHIATRIC
PROBLEMS.
BOBBIE: YOU DON'T HAVE ANY
PSYCHIATRIC PROBLEMS.
AT LEAST NONE THAT YOU WERE SENT
THERE FOR, AND NONE THAT
YOU WERE CURED OF.
CARLY: YOU KNOW WHAT?
I REALIZE YOU LIKE THE VIEW
FROM THAT HIGH HORSE YOU'RE ON,
BUT CAN YOU JUST QUIT IT,
PLEASE?
YEAH, I SHOT THE MAN WHO TOOK
MY BABY, WHEREAS YOU THANKED
THE PEOPLE WHO TOOK YOURS.
BOBBIE: AH, BINGO!
I WAS WAITING FOR THAT.
IT'S BEEN HOW MANY MINUTES SINCE
YOU WALKED IN THE DOOR?
JASON: THANKS.
SONNY: THANK YOU.
WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE,
CAN YOU JUST BRING ME A PIECE
OF LEMON?
THANKS.
HANNAH: COFFEE WITH A TWIST.
SONNY: RIGHT.
HANNAH: HE THE BOSS --
SO I'M TOLD.
SONNY: WHOA.
CARLY: THAT'S IT.
BOBBIE: YOU KNOW, I REALLY
THOUGHT WE WERE MAKING --
CARLY: THAT IS IT.
LUCKY: THAT WAS AN INCREDIBLE
MEAL.
EMILY: IF YOU ARE STILL
HUNGRY, YOU CAN HAVE MY END
OF THE TABLECLOTH.
LUCKY: DID I EAT LIKE
A HORSE?
NIKOLAS: HORSES CHEW
THEIR FOOD, MY MAN.
ELIZABETH: YOU KNOW, I THINK
I COULD COOK ALL THE TIME
IF DINNER WAS JUST ONE THING,
YOU KNOW?
NIKOLAS: YEAH, BUT ONE THING
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO COOK.
LUCKY: HEY, DON'T INSULT
HER COOKING.
NIKOLAS: I DIDN'T EAT
HER COOKING.
ELIZABETH: YOU KNOW WHAT?
I ALMOST FORGOT.
LUCKY: DID YOU ORDER A PIZZA?
SHE DID.
EMILY: IT'S NOT THANKSGIVING.
LUCKY: WOULDN'T IT BE COOL
IF WE DID THIS, LIKE,
ONCE A MONTH?
NIKOLAS: ONCE A WEEK.
EMILY: YEAH, IT WOULD BE,
AS LONG AS WE ALWAYS STAYED BEST
FRIENDS FOREVER, EVEN WHEN
YOU MOVE TO MANHATTAN.
I KNOW WE SAY WE WILL,
BUT YOU KNOW --
NIKOLAS: WELL, LISTEN,
THIS IS HOW IT'S GOING TO WORK.
ALL RIGHT, LUCKY AND LIZ WILL
ALWAYS BE TOGETHER.
RIGHT?
LUCKY: YEAH, OF COURSE.
NIKOLAS: OK.
AND LUCKY AND I WILL ALWAYS BE
BROTHERS.
EMILY: RIGHT.
NIKOLAS: RIGHT.
SO IT ALL DEPENDS ON YOU.
YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE MY FRIEND,
SEE?
YOU CAN VER SPIT IN MY FACE
AND TELL ME THAT YOU DON'T WANT
TO SEE ME AGAIN.
WELL, YOU CAN, BUT YOU CAN'T
AN IT.
THAT WILL GUARANTEE THAT
THE FOUR OF US WILL ALWAYS BE
ABLE TO EAT FOOD THAT LIZ DIDN'T
COOK TILL WE'RE 110.
EMILY: YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT IS ALL CLEAR TO ME NOW.
LUCKY: WHAT DO YOU HAVE
THERE?
AH, PRETZELS?
NIKOLAS: GIANT.
LUCKY: GIANT PRETZELS.
EMILY: IT'S LIKE THE ONES
ON THE STREET IN NEW YORK.
NIKOLAS: DON'T LOOK AT ME.
I --
LUCKY: WHAT, YOU DIDN'T HAVE
THEM FLOWN IN BY CARRIER PIGEON?
ELIZABETH: NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO.
THESE ARE MY CONTRIBUTION.
THEY'RE LOCAL, NOT IMPORTED.
BUT THE BAKERY SAID THEY'RE
AUTHENTIC.
YOUR EXPERT OPINION?
NIKOLAS: MUSTARD?
ELIZABETH: I DON'T KNOW HOW
AUTHENTIC THE MUSTARIS,
BUT THE COLOR'S RIGHT.
LUCKY: MMM-MMM-MMM.
5.6.
EMILY: SO, ARE YOU GOING
TO TELL US ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT
NEW YORK BESIDES WHAT YOU ATE?
ELIZABETH: OH, YEAH.
WE'VE ALREADY PICKED OUT
THE STREET WE WANT TO LIVE ON.
IT'S CALLED HORATIO STREET.
EMILY: OH, THAT SOUNDS
PERFECT.
ELIZABETH: IT'S QUIET,
BUT NOT TOO QUIET.
THE BUILDINGS ARE ALL LOW --
TWO, THREE STORIES.
IT'S OLD-LOOKING BUT NOT
RUNDOWN.
IT'S GREAT.
EMILY: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
I PICTURED.
ELIZABETH: ARE YOU GOING
TO COME VISIT?
EMILY: YEAH.
MAC: YOU ACTUALLY THINK
YOU'RE GOING TO WORK IN TEXAS?
FELICIA: BEST CURE
FOR INSOMNIA IS TO CONCENTRATE
ON SOMETHING ELSE.
MAC: YOU'RE PLANNING
ON HAVING INSOMNIA?
FELICIA: WELL, YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO BE THERE.
MAC: WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
IN THIS HUGE, EMPTY PLACE
WITHOUT YOU AND THE GIRLS?
FELICIA: OH, YOU KNOW VERY
WELL YOU'RE GOING TO WORK
18 HOURS A DAY AND NOT EVEN BE
SCOLDED FOR IT.
THIS ISN'T A BIG, HUGE,
EMPTY PLACE.
YOU DID JUST FINE IN IT BEFORE
WE MOVED IN.
MAC: OH, YEAH.
WELL, YOU BLEW THAT ALL TO HELL,
DIDN'T YOU?
FELICIA: ME?
MAC: AFTER YEARS OF AVOIDING
MARRIAGE LIKE THE PLAGUE,
IT TURNS OUT TO BE THE BEST
THING THAT EVER HAPPENED
IN MY LIFE.
FELICIA, WHO REMEMBERS HOW TO BE
SINGLE?
HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME,
YOUR BEST FRIEND?
ALEXIS: CAN YOU SEE WHAT
YOU'RE DOING?
JAX: WHY SHOULD THAT STOP ME?
ALEXIS: NO ONE IS GOING TO BE
LOOKING FOR US IN THIS.
AND THEN WHEN IT'S OVER,
WHATEVER IS LEFT OF
THE HELICOPTER IS GOING TO BE
COVERED WITH SAND, AND NO ONE
WILL BE ABLE TO SEE US
FROM THE AIR.
JAX: WELL, I'D SAY YOU HAVE
A PRETTY KEEN GRASP
ON THE SITUATION.
WE COULD HAVE BROKEN RIBS,
CRACKED SKULLS,
TYPHOID FEVER,
INTESTINAL PARASITES,
ALL KINDS OF STUFF.
ALEXIS: I'M SORRY.
JAX: WHAT FOR?
THIS TRIP WAS MY IDEA.
ALEXIS: THIS IDEA WAS
MY IDEA.
ALEXIS: HELENA KILLED
MY MOTHER, SO AS SOON AS I GOT
THE CHANCE, I STEPPED UP
AND ASKED HER TO KILL ME, TOO.
WHAT WAS SO IMPORTANT, SO DAMN
IMPORTANT, ABOUT BECOMING A REAL
CASSADINE?
I CERTAINLY WASN'T MISSING
ANYTHING.
I MADE A GREAT LIFE FOR MYSELF.
I HAD A GREAT CAREER, AND NOW
I MET THE PERFECT MAN.
HE IS THE PERFECT MAN
BECAUSE HE UNDERSTANDS ME,
AND NO ONE HAS EVER UNDERSTOOD
ME BEFORE.
OR MY PLACE IN MY FAMILY OR WHAT
IT'S LIKE TO HAVE TO BE RATIONAL
ALL THE TIME, EVEN THOUGH I FEEL
JUST AS CRAZY AS EVERYBODY ELSE.
I STAYED RATIONAL SO THEY COULD
ALL ACT CRAZY.
JAX: ISN'T THAT WHAT THE TWO
OF YOU CALL GATEKEEPING?
ALEXIS: I HAD A LIFE THAT
WORKED.
I DID, I DID, I DID.
AND I GAVE IT UP FOR WHAT?
FOR RECOGNITION FROM MY MOTHER'S
MURDERER SO I COULD SNATCH ALL
THE FAMILY MILLIONS AWAY
FROM HER?
I'M SORRY.
BUT I THINK I MAY HAVE GOTTEN US
KILLED FOR NOTHING.
JAX: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,
BUT I'M NOT DEAD YET.
NUMBER TWO, AS A FELLOW VICTIM
OF A FICTIONAL UPBRINGING,
I CAN'T QUITE BELIEVE YOU WANT
YOURS BACK.
ALEXIS: YOU KNOW,
EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS
RELENTLESS.
YOU ARE RELENTLESSLY UPBEAT.
YOU ARE RELENTLESSLY SURE
OF EVERYTHING.
[STATIC ON RADIO]
ALEXIS: WHAT'S THAT NOISE?
JAX: OH, SHE'S BREATHING.
RECEPTION'S NOT TOO GOOD.
CAVE DOESN'T HELP, AND NEITHER
DOES THE STORM.
ALEXIS: IT WORKS?
WELL, HOW?
JAX: WELL, IT MADE ITS FIRST
SQUAWK IN PROTEST.
"NED IS THE PERFECT MAN."
JERRY: FOR A MINUTE THERE,
I WASN'T SURE IF I'D MAKE IT.
NED: I THOUGHT THEY WERE
GOING TO SHOOT YOU.
THEY CLOSED THE AIRPORT
HOURS AGO.
V: AND NED MANAGED
TO CONVINCE THEM THAT
YOU WEREN'T A SECURITY THREAT.
JERRY: OH, JUST SHOW ME
THE MAN I'VE GOT TO BUY A DRINK
FOR, A I'LL BE UP IN A COUPLE
OF HOURS.
NED: WELL, THE STORM'S NOT
GOING AWAY.
THEY SAY ANOTHER 48 HOURS.
JERRY: TWO DAYS IS NOTHING
TO MY LITTLE BROTHER.
MAC: YOU GUYS ARE GOING
TO DIG UP SOME ARROWHEADS
FOR ME, RIGHT?
HEY, NOW, COME ON.
YOU ALWAYS DIG UP SOMETHING
ANCIENT AND COOL TO BRING BACK
FOR ME, RIGHT?
MAXIE: IT NEVER LOOKS COOL
UNTIL YOU TELL ME IT DOES.
MAC: YOU KNOW I WOULD BE
ON THAT PLANE IF I DIDN'T HAVE
TO WORK.
FELICIA: HONEY.
WE HAVE TO GO.
MAC: OK, ALL RIGHT.
COME HERE, MAXIE.
SIT DOWN.
THERE ARE TWO VERY IMPORTANT
THINGS THAT I NEED YOU GUYS
TO DO WHILE YOU'RE GONE, OK?
FIRST OF ALL, I WANT YOU TO SAY
YOUR PRAYERS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT.
AND SECOND, I NEED YOU TO HAVE
A VERY BORING TIME.
THAT WAY I'LL KNOW I DIDN'T MISS
ANYTHING.
GET IT?
GET IT?
YOU GET IT.
OH, AND THE THIRD THING IS,
IS YOU CAN'T GO UNTIL YOU STOP
LAUGHING.
WILL THEY?
I'M MIGHT TICKLE YOU A LITTLE
BIT, TOO.
FELICIA: WHOO!
MAC: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT
THAT?
EMILY: YOU KNOW, MY AGENT
GETS WORK FOR ME ALL THE TIME
IN NEW YORK, EXCEPT MOST
OF THE TIME I'M TOO BUSY
WORRYING ABOUT WHAT'S GOING
ON BEHIND MY BACK AT HOME.
LUCKY: IF YOU'RE GOING
TO COME VISIT US IN MANHATTAN,
DON'T COME TO WORK,
COME TO GOOD OFF.
MY RICH BROTHER WILL PAY
YOUR WAY.
HE'S VERY GENEROUS.
NIKOLAS: BECAUSE
MY COMPULSIVE BROTHER WILL PAY
BACK EVERY CENT WITH INTEREST.
HE'S A REGULAR MONEY MARKET
FUND, THIS GUY.
LUCKY: THIS GUY.
EMILY: YOU KNOW,
LIZ, I REALLY CAN'T DECIDE
IF I LIKED THEM BETTER
AS ENEMIES.
EMILY and ELIZABETH: NAH.
ELIZABETH: LOOK WHAT I HAVE
HERE.
HERE, MOVE THAT.
NIKOLAS: NOW, SEE -- NOW,
THAT'S SOMETHING THAT CAME OUT
OF A REAL OVEN.
ELIZABETH: OH, YEAH.
CARBOHYDRATES ARE GOOD WITH ME.
DON'T ASK ME WHY.
IT'S PROTEIN THAT HAS TO RUN
FOR ITS LIFE.
EMILY: OH, WAIT.
THERE'S SOMETHING THAT WE HAVE
TO DO BEFOREHAND.
IT'S SOMETHING THAT MY MOM
TAUGHT ME.
IT'S KIND OF, LIKE,
FOR A SPECIAL OCCASION.
WHAT YOU DO IS YOU MAKE A WISH
FOR YOUR FRIEND BY OFFERING THEM
THE FIRST BITE OF YOUR DESSERT.
LUCKY: HUH?
NIKOLAS: IS THAT SANITARY?
ELIZABETH: OH, I GET IT.
IT'S KIND OF LIKE A TOAST,
BUT IT'S DESSERT INSTEAD
OF CHAMPAGNE.
EMILY: EXACTLY.
OK, HERE.
COME HERE.
FRIENDS FOREVER.
NIKOLAS: OH.
EMILY: YAY!
OK, IT'S YOUR TURN.
YOUR TURN. GO.
NIKOLAS: OK.
FRIENDS.
LUCKY: OH.
ELIZABETH: MORE THAN FRIENDS
FOREVER.
CARLY: SHE DID THAT
ON PURPOSE.
BOBBIE: WHAT IS THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
CARLY: HE SHOULD HAVE JUST
LET HER FALL ON HER SKINNY,
LITTLE BUTT, THAT'S ALL.
BOBBIE: WHO?
THE WAITRESS?
CARLY: SHE'S NOT A WAITRESS,
BOBBIE.
SHE'S THE DEVIL INCARNATE.
I'M SERIOUS.
BOBBIE: CARLY, AFTER
EVERYTHING YOU HAVE PUT JASON
THROUGH, YOU ACTUALLY HAVE
THE NERVE TO BE JEALOUS?
CARLY: I DON'T EXPECT
YOU TO UNDERSTAND.
BOBBIE: WELL, GOOD,
BECAUSE I HOPE HE FALLS HEAD
OVER HEELS IN LOVE.
I HOPE HE MARRIES THE GIRL
AND HAS 10 CHILDREN
WITH HER BECAUSE YOU KNOW
SOMETHING?
HE DESERVES THAT, AND SO DO YOU.
CARLY: I SEE.
SO YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE THE SIDE
OF SOME TRASHY LITTLE WAITRESS
OVER YOUR OWN DAUGHTER.
BOBBIE: THAT ABOUT SUMS
IT UP.
AND FURTHERMORE, I JUST REALIZED
WHAT THIS SO-CALLED
RECONCILIATION IS ALL ABOUT.
YOU NEEDED A COVER TO SPY
ON JASON.
WELL, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
DON'T SAY IT.
YOU CAN SERVE HER, OR DON'T
BOTHER.
I DON'T REALLY CARE.
CARLY: OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
EXCUSE ME.
WOULD YOU MIND IF I HAD A WORD
WITH YOU?
HANNAH: WHAT WORD WOULD
THAT BE?
CARLY: OUTSIDE.
JASON: NOW, WHY LIMIT
OURSELVES TO DISTRIBUTION?
JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THESE
NUMBERS.
SONNY: WHAT, A CHAIN
OF COFFEEHOUSES?
THIS IS --
LUKE: SORRY TO INTERRUPT,
BOYS, BUT I THINK THAT YOU OUGHT
TO KNOW THAT YOUR PSYCHO BLOND
AND YOUR KLEPTO WAITRESS JUST
STEPPED OUTSIDE.
I DON'T THINK THEY'RE TALKING
KNITTING.
CARLY: HEY, JUST WANT TO MAKE
SURE YOU KNOW THAT YOUR "POOR
LITTLE GIRL IN NEED OF A FRIEND"
ACT IS N GOING TO FLY WITH ME.
HANNAH: I DON'T NEED A FRIEND
BAD ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT IT.
CARLY: GOOD.
THEN JUST STAY AWAY FROM JASON
MORGAN.
HANNAH: OR WHAT?
CARLY: OR YOU'LL WISH
YOHAD.
HANNAH: DIDN'T I JUST WAIT
ON YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND
THE OTHER NIGHT?
CARL DO YOU HAVE A RIGHT
TO MAKE ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT
THE MEN THAT I HAVE DINNER WITH?
HANNAH: IT WASN'T SO MUCH
THE DINNER.
IT WAS THE WAY YOU WERE THROWING
YOUR PELVIS AT HIM ON THE DANCE
FLOOR.
LOOK, IF JASON'S TAKEN,
HE'LL TELL ME HIMSELF.
CARLY: I'M TELLING YOU.
HANNAH: BEING STALKED
BY A PARANOID WACKO ISN'T
THE SAME THING.
>> STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM
THE NEXT "GENERAL HOSPITAL."
LUCKY: I'M GOING TO MOVE
TO MANHATTAN WHEN SHE GETS
ACCEPTED TO ART SCHOOL.
LUKE: MANHATTAN?
LUCKY: YEAH. PEOPLE DO IT.
NIKOLAS: WHERE ARE YOU GOING
SO DRESSED UP TONIGHT?
STEFAN: I'LL BE FLYING
TO PARIS, AND I'LL BE TRAVELING
WITH A LADY.
HANNAH: WHO DO YOU THINK
YOU ARE?
CARLY: DO YOU WANT TO SEE?
BECAUSE I'D BE HAPPY
TO SHOW YOU!

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