General Hospital Transcript Friday 4/9/99

Provided by Laura

LUCKY: YOUR GRANDMOTHER
SAID YES?
ELIZABETH: CAN YOU BELIEVE
THIS?
WE'RE GOING TO GO TO NEW YORK,
JUST THE TWO OF US!
LUCKY: YES!
LAURA: IF I'M GOING TO WORK
AT G.H., I WOULD LIKE TO THINK
THAT I MIGHT BUMP INTO
YOU IN THE CORRIDOR.
SONNY: JASON, HANNAH SCOTT.
JASON: NICE TO MEET YOU.
HANNAH: GLAD TO MEET YOU.
ALEXIS: IS IT TOO MUCH
TO HOPE THAT WE'LL BE TAKING
A COMMERCIAL AIRLINE?
JAX: WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT?

STEFAN: BEFORE WE DINE,
THERE IS A MATTER OF HOSPITAL
BUSINESS TO ADDRESS.
LAURA: WITH ME?
STEFAN: GENERAL HOSPITAL'S
BOARD WAS VERY IMPRESSED
WITH YOUR IDEAS AND YOUR PASSION
TOWARDS THE YOUTH IN
THE COMMUNITY.
THEY REQUESTED THAT I OFFER
YOU THE POSITION OF DIRECTOR
OF THE HOSPITAL OUTREACH
PROGRAM.
I THOUGHT YOU'D BE HAPPIER.
LAURA: I WANT YOU TO SWEAR
TO ME THAT YOU DIDN'T PULL ANY
STRINGS ON MY BEHALF OR APPLY
ANY PRESSURE AT ALL.
STEFAN: YOU HAVE MY WORD.
IT WAS A BLIND VOTE.
I ABSTAINED.
IT WAS YOUR OWN SERVICE HISTORY
AT WARD HOUSE THAT WON
YOU THE JOB.
LAURA: NOW I'M HAPPY.
OH, OH, THIS IS GREAT.
LUKE: WELL, LOOK AT YOU.
VERY NICE.
THE HAIR -- VERY CAROLE LOMBARD.
THE JEWELRY --
FELICIA: DOESN'T WORK?
IT'S TOO MUCH?
ALL OF IT?
WHAT ABOUT THE EARBOBS?
I REALLY LIKE THE EARBOBS.
LUKE: THE EARBOBS ARE COOL.
THE NECKLACE IS JUST -- IT'S
A LITTLE CONTEMPORARY, I THINK.
FELICIA: WELL, IT'S ALL RIGHT
IF YOU THINK IT'S SILLY.
LUKE: NO, I DON'T THINK IT'S
SILLY -- NOT AT ALL.
I THINK IT'S GREAT.
YOU'RE DOING THAT ACTOR THING,
THE METHOD, YOU KNOW.
I DIDN'T KNOW NOVELISTS DID
THAT.
THAT IS VERY, VERY COOL.
DO YOU WANT A RUM AND DIET COKE?
FELICIA: NO, I'D LIKE
SOMETHING FROM THE 1940s.
LUKE: IT IS THE 1940s.
DIDN'T YOU EVER HEAR THE ANDREWS
SISTERS SING "RUM AND
DIET COLA"?
FELICIA: AHA.
YEAH, OK, I'LL HAVE THAT.
LUKE: ALL RIGHT.
FELICIA: BECAUSE IN ORDER
TO REALISTICALLY WRITE LILA'S
MEMOIRS, I WANT TO GET INSIDE
OF HER SKIN.
I WANT TO WEAR HER HAIR THE WAY
SHE WORE HER HAIR, I WANT
TO LISTEN TO THE KIND OF MUSIC
THAT SHE LISTENED TO, AND I --
YOU KNOW, THE KIND OF MUSIC THAT
YOU PLAYED FOR ME THE OTHER DAY
WHEN WE DANCED.
DO YOU REMEMBER?
LUKE: DO I REMEMBER?
OOH.
YOU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U WE
I HAVE A FAVOR TO ASK OF YOU.
LUKE: DO I GET TO WEAR
A UNIFORM?
NED: HOW'S THIS?
V: GOOD.
I THOUGHT I SAW FELICIA'S
S.U.V. OUTSIDE.
DO YOU SEE MAC AROUND HERE?
NED: UH,
NO, I DON'T.
V: OH.
CAN YOU BELIEVE I HAVE NEVER
BEEN HERE BEFORE?
NED: NOT EVEN TO INVESTIGATE
ONE OF THE MANY SHOOTOUTS THAT
SEEM TO HAUNT THIS PLACE?
V: WHEN IT FIRST OPENED --
OOH, SORRY.
WHEN IT FIRST OPENED,
I, YOU KNOW, HEARD ALL
THE BUZZ -- B.B. KING SHOWING UP
AND ALL -- BUT JUST SEEMED TOO
HIP AND INTIMIDATING.
YOU KNOW, I CAN'T BEGIN TO TELL
YOU ALL THE FUN I MISSED OUT
ON IN MY LIFE.
NED: I HAVE TO SAY,
PLAYING AT LUKE'S WAS
THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY FORMER
CAREER.
V: YOU PLAYED HERE
AS EDDIE MAINE?
NED: THE FIRST TIME I TOOK
THE STAGE, IT IMMEDIATELY BECAME
THE BEST ROOM I EVER PLAYED.
V: HMM.
ALEXIS: MOTION SICKNESS
PILLS.
DID YOU GET THE TRACKING THING
DONE TO WHATEVER YOU NEEDED
TO DO?
JAX: BARELY.
THAT'S HELENA'S CHOPPER OVER
THERE.
IT'S TAKING OFF.
WE'LL GIVE IT A COUPLE
OF MINUTES AND THEN WE'LL
FOLLOW, OK?
ALEXIS: DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE
A MAP THAT MIGHT GIVE US A CLUE
AS TO WHERE WE MIGHT BE GOING
IN THIS FLYING CAR SEAT?
JAX: ANYWHERE WITHIN
A 500-MILE RANGE OF CAIRO.
ALEXIS: WHY DID SHE HAVE
TO SWITCH TO A HELICOPTER?
SHE KNOWS THAT I'M TERRIFIED
OF HELICOPTERS.
TERRIFIED OF ANY SMALL AIRCRAFT.
AND THEN SHE'LL PROBABLY GO
FROM HERE TO SOME WAR ZONE
AND CATCH A HOT-AIR BALLOON,
AND THEN IT'LL PROBABLY BE
A HANG GLIDER.
MEANWHILE, YOU'LL BE HAVING
THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE AND I'LL
BE SLOWLY DRIVEN INSANE.
DEATH BY INSANITY DUE TO TRAVEL
BY SMALL AIRCRAFT.
THAT'S IT, YOU KNOW.
THAT'S HOW SHE'S GOING
TO KILL ME.
JAX: YOU DIDN'T CALL NED,
DID YOU?
ALEXIS: NO.
AND HE IS GOING TO BE VERY,
VERY WORRIED.
JAX: GOOD, BECAUSE THERE'S
A RISK SHE MIGHT'VE TAPPED
HIS PHONE.
ALEXIS: WHY ARE WE
DOING THIS?
JAX: THIS IS THE FUN PART.
ALEXIS: I AM MORE CONVINCED
THAN EVER THAT I AM GOING
TO DIE, AND ALL YOU CAN SAY
TO ME IS, "THIS IS THE
FUN PART"?
JAX: YOU STICK WITH ME,
ALEXIS, YOU'LL LEARN WHAT
FUN IS.
SONNY: JOHNNY, BRING THE CAR
AROUND, WILL YOU?
JASON: YOU READY?
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?
SONNY: DON'T WORRY.
TAKE IT EASY.
YOU'RE GOING TO BE SO LEGIT WHEN
YOU GET IN FRONT OF THAT JUDGE,
THE QUARTERMAINES AREN'T GOING
TO HAVE A CHANCE.
JASON: I KNOWOU'RE ONLY
DOING THIS TO HELP ME GET
MICHAEL BACK, AND I OWE YOU.
SONNY: WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE
DOING?
JASON: RUNNING THE TERRITORY.
SONNY: I WOULDN'T BE
TOO SURE.
ELIZABETH: YOU KNOW,
I'D BETTER CALL GRAM.
SHE IS NOT GOING TO BELIEVE ME
AND TOTALLY FREAK OUT.
LUCKY: WELL, YOU JUST TELL
HER THE TRUTH, YOU KNOW?
I MEAN, WE MISSED THE BUS.
ELIZABETH: LUCKY, HOW DID
WE MISS THE BUS?
LUCKY: WANT ME TO CALL?
ELIZABETH: OK.
LUCKY: I DIDN'T REALLY WANT
TO CALL.
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[ Screen Shattering ]
GO AHEAD, THROW IT.
I DESERVE IT.
THERE'S ORDINARY BEER.
THEN THERE'S
THE SMOOTH, REFRESHING TASTE
OF MICHELOB LIGHT.
SONNY: I GOT AN OFFER TO MOVE
SOME DIAMONDS THE OTHER DAY.
JASON: WHAT'D YOU SAY?
SONNY: TURNED IT DOWN.
BUT PART OF ME REALLY WANTED
TO DO IT.
IF THIS THING WITH THE COFFEE
DOESN'T WORK OUT AND YOU LOSE
MICHAEL AND I'M STILL HOLDING
MY HAT OUT, TRYING TO GET
THE RESPECT FROM THE CITIZENS
OF PORT CHARLES,
I VOTE WE HAVE BENNY SET UP
A DOUBLE SET OF BOOKS AND WE GO
RIGHT BACK TO BUSINESS.
JASON: YEAH, WHY LOSE MONEY
FOR NOTHING?
AND POOR, YOU NEVER GET ANY
RESPECT.
SONNY: YOU GOT A POINT.
YOU CHECK ON HER?
JASON: NOTHING.
FELICIA: I HAVE IT ON GOOD
AUTHORITY THAT YOU HAVE THE BEST
BLUES ALBUM COLLECTION
IN THE CITY.
LUKE: THAT'S A DAMN LIE.
IN THE COUNTRY.
MAYBE IN THE WORLD.
PROBABLY.
PROBABLY IN THE WORLD.
MY VINYLS ARE THE ONLY CONSTANT
IN LIFE.
I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MANY DOORS
I'VE HAULED THEM IN AND OUT OF.
IN FACT, WHEN I, YOU KNOW,
CHANGE RESIDENCES, WHICH I DO
OCCASIONALLY, MY VINYLS
AND MY TOOTHBRUSH ARE ALL
I TAKE.
FELICIA: AND IT'S GENUINE
STUFF FROM THE 1930s
AND THE 1940s?
LUKE: "STUFF"?
FELICIA: YEAH.
LUKE: "STUFF"?
MADAM, I HAVE NO STUFF.
I HAVE THE CONSUMMATE
COLLECTION, THE
CREME DE LA CREME --
FELICIA: COULD I BORROW SOME
MAYBE?
HUH?
LUKE: SOME OF THE STUFF
FROM MY COLLECTION?
FELICIA: UH-HUH.
LUKE: OH, I'M SORRY,
BABE, THAT'S OUT OF
THE QUESTION.
V: HEY, HAVE YOU HEARD
FROM ALEXIS?
NED: NO. NO.
NOT SINCE YOUR FRIEND JAX
SHANGHAIED HER AGAIN.
V: NOW, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO START TRUSTING JAX.
HE'S VERY GOOD AT WHAT HE DOES.
NED: I'M WELL AWARE THAT
YOU'RE A CARD-CARRYING JAX FAN,
BUT THE FACT IS JAX IS A DANGER
JUNKIE.
AND NEEDLESS TO SAY, I'M NOT
REALLY THRILLED WITH THE THOUGHT
THAT ALEXIS HAS PUT HER LIFE
IN HIS HANDS.
AND LIKE I TOLD HIM, IF ANYTHING
HAPPENS TO HER --
V: IF ANYTHING HAPPENS
TO HER, IT'LL BE BECAUSE
SHE DIDN'T DO EXACTLY WHAT JAX
TOLD HER TO DO.
BESIDES, THIS IS ALEXIS' QUEST.
JAX IS LIKE -- LIKE
IN THE OLD WEST DAYS WHEN
THEY WANTED TO TAKE A WAGON
TRAIN TO OREGON, THEY'D HIRE
A GUIDE.
JAX IS THE HIRED GUIDE.
HE'S THE GUNSLINGER WHO'S GOING
TO PROTECT HER FROM EVERYONE WHO
DOESN'T WANT HER TO GET WHERE
SHE WANTS TO GO.
NED: OH.
NOW I'M REASSURED.
V: GOOD, BECAUSE ALEXIS
COULDN'T BE IN BETTER HANDS.
JAX: SEE THAT BLIP?
THAT'S HELENA'S HELICOPTER.
ALEXIS: SO THAT MEANS WE'RE
GOING WEST?
JAX: RIGHT.
ALEXIS: OVER THE SAHARA?
JAX: UH-HUH.
WANT TO KNOW THE BAD NEWS?
ALEXIS: NO.
JAX: I THINK I KNOW WHY
WE SWITCHED TO HELICOPTERS --
THEY CAN FLY A LOT LOWER,
GET BELOW THE RADAR.
ALEXIS: WHAT RADAR?
JAX: WELL, IF WE DON'T TURN
AROUND SOON, WE'RE GOING
TO ENTER INTO LIBYAN AIRSPACE.
ALEXIS: TURN!
JAX: WHAT?
ALEXIS: IF YOU TAKE ME
INTO LIBYA, NED WILL BE VERY,
VERY ANGRY.
JAX: DO YOU WANT ME TO TURN
BACK?
ALEXIS: NO.
SO YOU DIDN'T TELL ME WHERE
YOU GOT THIS DAMN HELICOPTER,
ANYWAY.
WHERE'D YOU GET IT?
JAX: A GAMBLING BUDDY OF MINE
HAPPENS TO BE A SHEIK.
JUST SAY WE PREVAIL.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO
WITH ALL THE CASSADINE MONEY?
ALEXIS: I DON'T CARE ABOUT
THE MONEY.
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH THE MONEY.
IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING.
I WANT MY IDENTITY.
JAX: SO YOU'RE RISKING
YOUR LIFE AT HELENA'S HANDS
FOR A PRINCIPLE?
ALEXIS: YOU'RE DOING IT
FOR THE SHEER THRILL OF IT.
WHO'S CRAZIER?
I'VE PUT A LOT OF TIME
AND CONCENTRATED EFFORT
INTO HAVING TO REINVENT MYSELF.
ALEXIS DAVIS -- STRONG, CAPABLE,
ULTRAMODERN ATTORNEY.
UNDERNEATH THE POWER SUIT LIES
FRIGHTENED, NEGLECTED ALEXIS
DAVIDOVITCH.
JAX: STILL?
ALEXIS: DON'T TELL ANYONE.
JAX: SO TYING YOURSELF
TO THIS MISERABLE BUNCH YOU CALL
A FAMILY -- THAT WILL HELP YOU?
ALEXIS: WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE
TO TIE MYSELF TO?
JAX: BUT WHY DO YOU HAVE
TO TIE IT TO ANYONE?
ALEXIS: BECAUSE I'M NOT
A DAVIDOVITCH.
I'M A CASSADINE.
THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT.
LAURA: YOU KNOW, I THINK WHAT
FEELS BEST ABOUT THIS IS THAT
I GOT THE JOB BY MYSELF,
BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN FEELING
SO POWERLESS AND INEFFECTUAL
IN THE FACE OF MY FAMILY FALLING
APART, BUT NOW THERE'S SOMETHING
I CAN REALLY DO.
YOU KNOW, WHEN LUCKY MOVED OUT,
I WAS VERY UPSET AND VERY
WORRIED, BUT AT LEAST I KNEW
THAT HE HAS A LOT OF STREET
SMARTS.
BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF KIDS OUT
THERE WHO DON'T.
AND THERE ARE KIDS OUT THERE
EVEN YOUNGER THAN HIM.
THOSE ARE THE KIDS I'D REALLY
LIKE TO BE ABLE TO HELP
THE OUTREACH PROGRAM.
STEFAN: WELL, I CAN'T TAKE
CREDIT FOR YOUR APPOINTMENT,
SINCE I ABSTAINED FROM THE VOTE,
BUT I KNOW THE HOSPITAL CHOSE
THE RIGHT PERSON.
YOU HAVE SUCH TENACITY
AND COMPASSION.
NOT TO MENTION COURAGE,
WHICH, AS WE KNOW, IS
A NECESSITY WHEN DEALING
WITH TEENAGERS.
LAURA: GOD KNOWS I MADE MORE
THAN MY SHARE OF MISTAKES
AT THAT AGE.
I WAS A RUNAWAY.
STEFAN: REALLY?
LAURA: MM-HMM.
YOU DIDN'T KNOW?
STEFAN: NO.
WELL, THERE WERE MANY TIMES WHEN
I WISHED THAT I COULD'VE
RUN AWAY.
LAURA: I CAN'T IMAGINE
YOU ON THE STREETS.
STEFAN: WELL, NO MORE THAN
I CAN IMAGINE YOU.
LAURA: WELL, I WAS VERY YOUNG
AND I WAS DESPERATELY UNHAPPY.
I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE I BELONGED.
I DIDN'T KNOW WHO MY PARENTS
WERE.
SO I GUESS I THOUGHT THE BEST
THING I COULD DO WOULD BE
TO START A LIFE OF MY OWN
AND FIND A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE
UNDERSTOOD ME AND LOVED ME.
YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT'S ALL
THAT MOST OF THOSE KIDS ARE
REALLY LOOKING FOR,
AND THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO BE
ABLE TO GIVE THEM.
STEFAN: YOU WILL.
LAURA: THANKS.
I HOPE SO, WITH THE HELP
OF THE HOSPITAL -- AND
ITS C.E.O., OF COURSE.
STEFAN: WHAT ASSISTANCE COULD
I POSSIBLY PROVIDE WHEN DEALING
WITH TEENAGERS?
AND, YOU KNOW, YOU'VE FORBIDDEN
ME FROM MAKING ANY FINANCIAL
CONTRIBUTION.
LAURA: JUST KEEP BELIEVING
IN ME.
THAT'S WHAT I NEED THE MOST.
ELIZABETH: SAVED
BY THE ANSWERING MACHINE.
OK, SO I DIDN'T MENTION THE PART
ABOUT THE ONE ROOM.
LUCKY: IT'S ALL RIGHT.
WE'VE DONE IT BEFORE.
SLEPT IN THE SAME ROOM,
YOU KNOW.
AND, LIKE BEFORE, I'LL TAKE
THE FLOOR AND YOU CAN HAVE
THE BED.
YOU HUNGRY?
ELIZABETH: MM-HMM.
LUCKY: I SAW A BARBECUE JOINT
RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.
WE COULD GO THERE.
I MEAN, WE COULD JUST --
WE COULD ORDER ROOM SERVICE,
ALSO.
[LUCKY WHISTLES]
LUCKY: MAYBE NOT.
ELIZABETH: DO YOU THINK
WE CAN AFFORD TO HAVE FOOD
DELIVERED?
I MEAN, IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE
THINGS YOU HAVE TO DO WHEN
YOU LIVE IN NEW YORK.
AT LEAST EVERYONE DOES
IN THE MOVIES.
LUCKY: THAT'S PERFECT.
ELIZABETH: YOU KNOW,
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE BEING HERE.
I AM SO GLAD YOU CAME UP
WITH THE IDEA OF DELIVERING
MY SUBMISSIONS IN PERSON RATHER
THAN MAILING THEM.
BEING HERE HAS -- OH, IT HAS
MADE IT SO REAL.
I THINK WE CAN ACTUALLY LIVE
HERE.
AND I LOVED SITTING IN ON THOSE
CLASSES.
LUCKY: I COULD TELL.
ELIZABETH: AND I WASN'T EVEN
INTIMIDATED, YOU KNOW?
I LOVE THE WAY EVERYONE WAS
SO CREATIVE.
AND THAT ONE INSTRUCTOR --
LUCKY: EVEN THE ART HISTORY
CLASS WAS COOL.
ELIZABETH: WASN'T THAT COOL?
LUCKY: YEAH.
YOU KNOW, FOR ME, IT'S,
LIKE, THE ENERGY HERE.
LIKE THINGS ARE HAPPENING,
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.
ELIZABETH: THAT'S
OUR NEIGHBORHOOD DOWN THERE,
LUCKY.
LUCKY: I'D LIVE ANYWHERE
WITH YOU.
IF YOU COULD LEAVE
JUST AITTLE BIT
OVER AT EVERY MEAL,
IT WOULD REALLY ADD UP.
IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD AVOID
EATING IN A SINGLE MONTH.
IF YOU'RE SIGNIFICANTLY
OVERWEIGHT,
30 POUNDS OR MORE,
DEPENDING ON HEIGHT,
YOUR DOCTOR HAS
SOMETHING THAT MAY
HELP YOU TO EAT LESS.
IT'S CALLED MERIDIA,
AND IT CAN HELP YOU
TO LOSE WEIGHT,
AND KEEP IT OFF.
YOU'VE GOT TO DO YOUR PART.
YOU'VE GOT TO DO YOUR PART
WITH DIET AND EXERCISE,
BUT MERIDIA CAN HELP.
MERIDIA IS
A PRESCRIPTION MEDICINE,
AND IT'S NOT FOR EVERYONE.
IT CAN SUBSTANTIALLY
RAISE BLOOD PRESSURE,
AND IT'S NOT FOR PEOPLE WHO
ARE PREGNANT OR NURSING,
UNDER 16, OR TAKING ANYTHING
ELSE FOR WEIGHT LOSS,
DEPRESSION, PARKINSON'S
DISEASE, MIGRAINES,
OR FOR PEOPLE WITH
ANOREXIA, GLAUCOMA,
OR SERIOUS HEART PROBLEMS.
SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE
HEADACHE, CONSTIPATION,
INSOMNIA, AND DRY MOUTH.
IT'S A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE,
SO PATIENTS WHO ABUSE MERIDIA
MAY BECOME DEPENDENT.
FOR MORE INFORMATION,
ASK YOUR DOCTOR OR CALL...
I'M--I'M READY.
WHY DO I RENT
FROM ENTERPRISE?
THEY COME
PICK US UP?
VERY SIMPLE.
YOU PICK US UP?
NO STRESS.
WE'LL BE HAPPY TO PICK YOU UP.
THEY ARRANGED
TO PICK ME UP FREE.
THIS IS GREAT.
SO I DON'T HAVE TO ASK
ANYONE FOR A RIDE.
SEE. NO STRESS.
PICK ENTERPRISE:
HERE THEY COME!
SURPRISE!
I MADE YOUR OLD
FAVORITE -- PEPPERONI!
I CAN'T EAT THAT NOW.
THIS CAN'T BE CHARLIE.
I DIDN'T TAKE MY PEPCID.
I GOTTA WAIT.
THEN WE ALL WAIT.
TAKE MY TAGAMET.
YOU COULD EAT NOW.
TAGAMET INTRODUCES A BETTER
WAY TO AVOID HEARTBURN.
NOT BEFORE. NOT AFTER.
NOW! NOW YOU CAN TAKE TAGAMET
RIGHT WHEN YOU'RE GONNA EAT
AND STILL PREVENT HEARTBURN.
SAME OLD CHARLIE.
WITH TAGAMET, YOU CAN
EAT LIKE A KID AGAIN.
FELICIA: "OUT OF
THE QUESTION, BABE"?
"BABE"?
BUT DO YOU WANT TO THINK ABOUT
THAT BEFORE YOU SAY THAT "BABE"
THING?
LUKE: NO.
LOOK, MY VINYLS NEVER LEAVE HOME
WITHOUT ME.
SORRY.
IT'S A SPENCER POLICY.
FELICIA: HMM.
LUKE: I LEARNED A LONG TIME
AGO THAT NOBODY TAKES CARE
OF MY BABES WITH THAT "YOU ARE
THE MOST EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
THING IN MY LIFE" BUT ME.
SEE, IT'S MY ONE
OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE TRAIT.
FELICIA: DO YOU REALLY
BELIEVE THAT?
LUKE: WHAT?
FELICIA: THAT YOU HAVE ONLY
ONE OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE TRAIT?
LUKE: YES.
OTHERWISE, I'M TOTALLY
SPONTANEOUS.
NOW, WHAT I CAN DO IS LET YOU,
YOU KNOW, BROWSE THROUGH
THE ALBUMS WHILE I SAMPLE
YOU A FEW.
FELICIA: OK, PERFECT.
LUKE: DID LILA MENTION ANY
PARTICULAR ARTISTS?
FELICIA: NO, SHE JUST SAID
THAT EDWARD INTRODUCED
HER TO THE BLUES.
LUKE: NO DOUBT.
SURE SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT
MUSIC?
V: HEY.
HI.
I DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT.
IT'S JUST I'VE NEVER BEEN HERE
BEFORE.
I LIKE IT.
LUKE: OH, THANKS.
I'M KIND OF FOND OF THE JOINT
MYSELF.
V: HOW FAR IN ADVANCE DO
YOU BOOK?
LUKE: NOT FAR.
I LIKE TO BE SPONTANEOUS.
IN FACT, I'M FAMOUS FOR THAT,
AREN'T I?
MM-HMM.
V: WELL, I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU'RE AWARE OF THIS,
BUT I HAPPEN TO BE NED ASHTON'S
MANAGER.
NED: LUKE, I'LL SAVE
YOU THE TROUBLE.
THE ANSWER IS NO.
SONNY: WE KNOW YOU HAVE
RESERVATIONS, AND, YOU KNOW,
IT'S UNDERSTANDABLY SO,
BUT, YOU KNOW, IF YOU HAVE ANY
QUESTIONS OR ANYTHING WE CAN
HELP YOU OUT WITH, DON'T
HESITATE TO ASK.
MR. REITZEL: I JUST DON'T
WANT TO BE INVOLVED IN ANYTHING
ILLEGAL.
JASON: WELL, NEITHER DO WE.
THE DEAL IS LEGITIMATE
AND SO ARE WE.
MR. REITZEL: I SPOKE
TO THE CONTRACTOR THAT'S WORKING
ON YOUR WAREHOUSE AND
HE INDICATED THAT YOUR BUSINESS
DEALINGS ARE COMPLETELY
ABOVEBOARD.
AND, OF COURSE, THE DEAL ITSELF
IS VERY ATTRACTIVE.
I SUPPOSE AN AOCIATION
WITH THE TWO OF YOU WOULD BE
VERY LUCRATIVE.
ELIZABETH: LUCKY, THESE DON'T
LOOK RIGHT.
HOW COME THE SAUCE ISN'T ALL
NICE AND BROWN?
IT'S KIND OF BRIGHT AND ORANGEY.
AND THEY'RE SO TINY.
LUCKY: I GUESS THEY'RE
BABY-BACKS.
ELIZABETH: BUT THERE'S
NO MEAT ON THESE, LUCKY.
LUCKY: YEAH.
ELIZABETH: YOU GO FIRST.
LUCKY: LET'S DO IT TOGETHER.
ELIZABETH: OK.
LUCKY: YEAH.
ELIZABETH: EW.
YUCK.
LUCKY: THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
ELIZABETH: IT'S GROSS.
LUCKY: WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO FLY IN ELI'S.
ELIZABETH: WELL, YOU KNOW,
THE FRIES LOOK GOOD.
LET'S JUST EAT THE FRIES.
ELIZABETH: DO YOU WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT?
LUCKY: WANT TO GO FIRST?
ELIZABETH: ALL RIGHT.
I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENED BETWEEN US THE OTHER
NIGHT IN YOUR ROOM.
LUCKY: AND WHEN YOU THINK
ABOUT IT, IS IT IN A GOOD WAY
OR A BAD WAY?
ELIZABETH: GOOD.
LUCKY: GOOD.
BECAUSE I NEVER WANT TO DO
SOMETHING THAT MAKES
YOU UNCOMFORTABLE.
ELIZABETH: I THINK IT KIND
OF JUST GOES WITH THE TERRITORY.
I TRUST YOU.
LUCKY: THANKS.
I ALWAYS WANT TO HONOR THAT
TRUST, ELIZABETH.
I DID SOMETHING ONCE THAT
I NEVER TOLD YOU ABOUT.
NOW, LOOK, I DID IT
BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO PUT ANY
PRESSURE ON YOU.
OK.
YOU KNOW YOUR BOSS,
TAMMY, AND YOU KNOW WHAT
SHE USED TO DO BEFORE
SHE STARTED WORKING AT KELLY'S?
ELIZABETH: WHAT?
LUCKY: SHE WAS A WORKING
GIRL -- PROFESSIONAL.
I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I WENT
TO SEE HER ONCE.
FEEDING YOUR BABY...
GIVES HER ALL THE NUTRIENTS
SHE NEEDS TO GROW STRONG.
BUT WHEN YOU GIVE HER
AN ORDINARY BOTTLE,
YOU COULD BE INCREASING
THE RISK OF EAR INFECTIONS TOO !
OH.
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OF EAR INFECTIONS.
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GIVE HER ONE THAT HELPS
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JOHNSON'S HEALTHFLOW.
FROM JOHNSON & JOHNSON.
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NEXT, I EXAMINE THE STRATA.
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AND A COOKIE.
THERE'S NO WRONG WAY TO EAT
A REESE'S CRUNCHY COOKIE CUP.
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FROM CRAYOLA.
THEY COLOR FOR HOURS
WITH SPECIAL WASHABLE MARKERS
AND THE COLOR WIPEOFF BOARD
THAT LETS THEM COLOR
AGAIN AND AGAIN.
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SO SIMPLE,
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HOW SWEET.
YOU MADE DINNER.
CHICKEN VOILA! BRING
A LITTLE "WOW" TO YOUR TABLE.
CC
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THE TASTE KIDS HAVE TO HAVE.
ELIZABETH: TAMMY'S A HOOKER?
LUCKY: WAS.
ELIZABETH: AND YOU WENT
TO SEE HER?
LUCKY: NOTHING HAPPENED.
OK?
SOMETHING HAPPENED, BUT NOT SEX.
GOING TO SEE HER --
THIS SOUNDS VERY WEIRD, I KNOW,
BUT IT WAS TELLING HER ABOUT
YOU THAT MADE ME REALIZE WHAT
I FEEL FOR YOU IS LOVE.
NOT THE FRIEND-TO-FRIEND KIND
THING.
THE KIND THAT 50 YEARS LATER,
YOU'RE HOLDING HANDS WALKING
DOWN THE STREET TOGETHER
AND THERE'S NEVER BEEN ANYONE
ELSE.
THE REASON I WENT
WAS WE HAD JUST BEEN
TO THE NO-NAME,
AND YOU LOOKED --
TO DESCRIBE HOW YOU LOOK
WOULD ONLY CHEAPEN THE REALITY.
I COULDN'T BREATHE,
ELIZABETH, LOOKING AT YOU.
I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT.
I WASN'T READY FOR THAT.
THE WAY IT FELT WHEN
WE DANCED -- I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT
TO DO.
I PANICKED.
I DIDN'T WANT TO PUT ANY
PRESSURE ON YOU, SO I WENT
AND I SAW TAMMY.
IT WAS A MISTAKE,
AND I'M SORRY.
ELIZABETH: ONCE AGAIN,
LUCKY, YOU'VE AMAZED ME.
SO YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T SLEEP
WITH HER, BUT WHAT DID YOU DO?
DID YOU KISS HER?
LUCKY: NO.
NO, I ENDED UP TELLING
HER ABOUT YOU.
SEE, IT WAS TELLING HER THAT
MADE ME REALIZE WHAT WAS
HAPPENING.
ELIZABETH: WHAT WAS
HAPPENING?
LUCKY: I WAS IN LOVE
WITH YOU.
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN.
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN WHEN I WROTE
"ELIZABETH" IN THE BOXCAR.
YOU'D JUST BE THERE PAINTING,
AND I COULD STARE AT
YOU FOR DAYS.
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN.
WHEN YOU HAD RIBS FOR
THE FIRST TIME.
WHEN YOU FIXED ME DINNER
AT KELLY'S.
ELIZABETH: GOD, THAT WAS
AWFUL.
LUCKY: YEAH.
ELIZABETH: I'M SURPRISED
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO HAVE
YOUR STOMACH PUMPED.
LUCKY: IT WAS PRETTY BAD.
I REMEMBER EARLIER THAT NIGHT
WHEN YOU WENT TO THE KITCHEN,
AND I WAS STANDING IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE ROOM,
NOTICING HOW YOU PUT THE CANDLES
ON THE TABLE.
AND I THOUGHT, "MAN, I CANNOT BE
FEELING THIS WAY."
BUT, SEE, I DIDN'T ACTUALLY
ADMIT IT TO MYSELF UNTIL I WAS
WITH TAMMY.
AND I DIDN'T TELL HER THAT
I LOVED YOU, BUT I REALIZED IT.
I ADMITTED IT TO ME, AND THEN
I DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE
HER ANYTHING, ELIZABETH.
I WANTED IT TO BE WITH YOU.
NOT THEN.
WHENEVER.
I MEAN, TO BE WITH SOMEONE ELSE
ONCE I KNEW HOW I FELT ABOUT YOU
WAS INCOMPREHENSIBLE.
ELIZABETH: SO WHAT HAPPENED?
LUCKY: I PAID HER
FOR HER TIME AND I LEFT.
I MET YOU ON THE DOCKS,
AND YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO GO
TO THE CARNIVAL.
ELIZABETH: I REMEMBER
THAT DAY.
YOU SAID YOU HAD AN APPOINTMENT
AND IT GOT FINISHED A LOT SOONER
THAN YOU EXPECTED.
YOU CAME BACK WITH THIS DOPEY
GRIN ON YOUR FACE, AND I DIDN'T
KNOW WHY.
THE LOOK IN YOUR EYES --
IT WAS DIFFERENT.
LUCKY: I LOVE YOU.
AND I'M SORRY.
NED: I KNOW THE QUESTION
WASN'T ASKED, BUT THIS WILL SAVE
US BOTH FACE.
COME ALONG, V.
LUKE: OH, WELL, THAT COULD'VE
BEEN DICEY.
FELICIA: WHAT?
LUKE: ME TRYING TO TURN DOWN
A SMOKEY-VOICED REDHEAD.
I'VE NEVER BEEN VERY GOOD
AT THAT.
FELICIA: YOU DON'T LIKE
NED'S MUSIC?
LUKE: NO, THIS IS A BLUES
CLUB, YOU KNOW?
I MEAN, NED'S MUSIC IS GOOD,
BUT IT'S JUST A LITTLE
SUNNY-SIDE UP FOR THIS PLACE.
FELICIA: I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN.
HE WOULDN'T BRING IN THE SAME
CROWD AS B.B. KING.
LUKE: NO, BLUES, BABY.
THAT'S IT.
THAT'S WHAT IT WAS ORIGINALLY
INTENDED TO BE, AND THAT'S WHAT
I WANT IT TO BE AGAIN.
I SORT OF GOT DISTRACTED
FOR A WHILE AND STARTED BOOKING
ALL KINDS OF ACTS IN HERE,
AND THE CHARACTER OF THE PLACE
STARTED TO BLUR.
THEN IT GOT REALLY BAD WHEN
I LEFT TOWN FOR A WHILE AND LUCY
WAS CO-OWNER.
SHE BOOKED EVERYTHING IN HERE
FROM SEATTLE GRUNGE TO THAT
NIGHT OF SHOW TUNES
WITH THE MIDGET POLKA BAND
THE OOMPAH PETS.
THAT ALMOST CLOSED US.
LIFE IS A SERIES OF COMPROMISES,
MY DEAR,
BUT YOU GOT TO DRAW THE LINE
SOMEWHERE.
OTHERWISE, YOU COMPROMISE
YOUR WAY RIGHT OUT OF YOUR LIFE
AND YOU LOSE YOUR ORIGINAL
INTENT.
V: YOU KNOW, I DON'T GET IT.
RIGHT HERE A MINUTE AGO AT THIS
VERY TABLE, YOU SAID THAT
PLAYING HERE AS EDDIE MAINE WAS
THE BEST TIME YOU EVER HAD.
NOW, WHY DON'T YOU WANT
TO REPEAT THAT?
NED: BECAUSE I'M NOT
EDDIE MAINE AND I DON'T
WANT TO --
V: I KNOW THAT.
I ALREADY KNOW THAT.
NED: V, V --
I'M SORRY.
ALL RIGHT.
ALEXIS WAS SUPPOSED TO CALL.
WHY AM I SO WORRIED THAT
SHE HASN'T?
MR. REITZEL: SO YOU CAN STILL
GET ME THE BEANS FROM THE SAME
REGION?
YOU'RE POSITIVE?
JASON: YEAH, YEAH.
NOW THAT WE GOT THE WAREHOUSE
READY, WE CAN BE ON SCHEDULE
NEXT WEEK.
WE HAVE A SHIPMENT COMING
THROUGH JERSEY.
ACTUALLY, IT'S EN ROUTE RIGHT
NOW.
MR. REITZEL: WHO'S IT
GOING TO?
JASON: YOU,
IF YOU'RE READY TO DO THIS.
BUT WITHOUT PUTTING ANY PRESSURE
ON YOU, MR. REITZEL, FIRST THING
IN THE MORNING, WE'RE GOING
TO BE ON THE PHONE WITH THE NEXT
GUY ON THE LIST.
WE GOT 500 BAGS AND WE WANT THEM
SOLD BY THE TIME THEY GET HERE.
MR. ITZEL: HAVE
THE CONTRACTS AT MY OFFICE
TOMORROW AT 9:00.
I'LL SIGN THEM, TURN THEM AROUND
TO THE SAME MESSENGER.
WILL THAT WORK?
SONNY: YEAH, YEAH.
ABSOLUTELY.
MR. REITZEL: IN THAT CASE,
WE HAVE A DEAL.
SONNY: ALL RIGHT.
MR. REITZEL: MR. CORINTHOS.
SONNY: MRREITZEL.
JASON: THANK YOU.
SONNY: AND SORRY ABOUT
LAST TIME.
SONNY: WHAT?
JASON: WHERE THE HELL
WERE YOU?
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SONNY: WHAT DO YOU SEE?
JASON: ONE OF MORENO'S
LIEUTENANTS GOING OUT WITH THAT
WAITRESS FROM JAKE'S.
LOOK, SONNY, IF THIS IS ABOUT,
YOU KNOW, MORENO PEOPLE
IN OUR TERRITORY, JUST TO REMIND
YOU, WE DON'T HAVE ANY TERRITORY
ANYMORE.
SONNY: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT
YOU SEE -- IT'S AN ESCORT DATE
AND THE LADY DOES NOT WANT
TO BE ON IT.
YOU CAN TELL BY HER BODY
LANGUAGE.
ENTICING HIM -- ACTUALLY,
SHE'S PULLING BACK.
JASON: IF YOU'RE GOING WHERE
I THINK YOU'RE GOING,
YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T.
YOU ALREADY TRIED TO RESCUE
HER ONCE.
SHE DIDN'T LIKE IT.
MAN: YOU NEED SOMETHING,
MR. CORINTHOS?
SONNY: YEAH.
I NEED YOU TO GO.
AND LEAVE THE LADY.
LAURA: YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS
A KID, SUMMER WAS ALWAYS
MY FAVORITE SEASON.
STEFAN: REALLY?
LAURA: YEAH.
I THINK THAT'S PROBABLY JUST
BECAUSE THERE WAS NO SCHOOL.
BUT NOW
I WOULD HAVE TO SAY THAT IT'S
SPRING.
I LOVE IT.
IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL SEEING THE NEW
LIFE AFTER THE LONG,
COLD WINTER, AND THE GREEN
COMING BACK INTO THE HILLS.
STEFAN: WARMER WEATHER.
THOUGH IT IS A BIT MORE BRISK UP
HERE THAN I ANTICIPATED.
LAURA: AND I THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT'VE PLANNED IT
THAT WAY.
STEFAN: WELL,
MAYBE I DID.
ALEXIS: I DON'T REALLY EXPECT
YOU TO BE ABLE TO RELATE TO WHAT
I'M SAYING.
YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN ACCEPTED.
YOU HAVEN'T HAD TO FIGHT
FOR YOUR PLACE IN THE SCHEME
OF THINGS.
JAX: NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
I SUFFERED LOSS AND REGRETS.
I JUST DON'T SEE THE POINT
IN BOGGING MYSELF DOWN
WITH THAT.
THE JACKS' PHILOSOPHY HAS ALWAYS
BEEN "IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
TO DO, JUST KEEP DOING WHAT
WOULD COME NEXT AND YOU'LL GET
THERE."
I MEAN, AS YOU WELL KNOW,
MY FAMILY'S HARDLY PERFECT
OR IDEAL.
ALEXIS: YOURS LIE
AND DEFRAUD.
MINE KILL.
ALEXIS: WHAT?
JAX: LOOKS LIKE HELENA'S
HELICOPTER DROPPED ALTITUDE
AGAIN.
ALEXIS: WHAT'S WRONG?
[ENGINE SPUTTERS]
ALEXIS: JAX?
JAX?
SAY EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE OK.
THERE'S NO FISH HERE.
LET'S JUST HAVE
LUNCH.
YEAH.
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YOU GOT AN EXTRA ONE?
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FELICIA: LUKE, I'M NOT SAYING
THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG
WITH MY LIFE.
MAC IS AN ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL
HUSBAND WHO HAPPENS TO BE
MY VERY BEST FRIEND, AND I'VE
BEEN BLESSED WITH THESE PRECIOUS
DAUGHTERS THAT HAVE BEEN GIVEN
TO ME.
ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT
IF ANYBODY WOULD'VE ASKED ME
WHAT MY LIFE WOULD'VE LOOKED
LIKE TODAY, MY VISION WOULD'VE
BEEN A WHOLE LOT DIFFERENT.
LUKE: HOW SO?
FELICIA: I WAS SEARCHING
FOR MY HERITAGE AND I STUMBLED
INTO THIS REALLY GREAT
ADVENTURE.
INDIANA JONES, EAT YOUR HEART
OUT.
I THOUGHT I FOUND WHAT I WAS
GOING TO DO FOR THE REST
OF MY LIFE.
AND THEN I HAD BABIES AND IT
CHANGED THINGS.
IT CHANGED MY PRIORITIES.
I HAD NEW ADVENTURES.
D ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WAS GOING
TO KEEP ME FROM HAVING A HOUSE
THAT WAS SAFE FOR THEM TO GROW
UP IN.
LUKE: BUT WHERE DID ALL
OF THAT LEAVE FELICIA --
THE ORIGINAL FELICIA?
FELICIA: SITTING IN A BLUES
CLUB, SEARCHING FOR AN ADVENTURE
THAT I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE
TO LIVE IN MY HEAD.
LUKE: IS THAT ENOUGH?
FELICIA: I THINK LIFE IS
ABOUT COMPROMISE.
LUKE: OH, GOD, I HATE THAT.
FELICIA: NO, REALLY, IT'S NOT
THAT BAD.
WHAT I GAVE UP WAS REALLY GOOD
AND WHAT I'VE GOTTEN IS EVEN
BETTER.
AND I'VE LEARNED TO MAKE PEACE
WITH THAT, THAT TIME CHANGES
THINGS AND IT CHANGES
CIRCUMSTANCES.
LUKE: MAYBE.
AND MAYBE THE GLASS IS JUST
HALF EMPTY.
FELICIA: IS THAT WHAT IT'S
LIKE HAVING THE BLUES?
LUKE: ONLY IF YOU'RE BLOND.
NED: WELL, I'M SORRY THAT
I HAVEN'T BEEN SUCH GOOD
COMPANY.
V: IT'S OK. I UNDERSTAND.
YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT ALEXIS.
LET ME TELL YOU THIS ONE MORE
TIME, AND TRY TO HEAR ME, OK?
JAX WILL KEEP ALEXIS SAFE.
JAX: ALEXIS, PULL THE BUTTON
ON THE RIGHT!
PUSH IT!
ALEXIS: WHICH BUTTON?
JAX: CALL IN A MAYDAY.
ALEXIS: MAYDAY!
JAX: THIS IS HELICOPTER
FOUR, TWO, ZERO, ALPHA,
CHARLIE, SIX.
ALEXIS: THIS IS
HELICOPTER WHAT?
JAX: FOUR, TWO, ZERO,
ALPHA, CHARLIE, SIX.
ALEXIS: FOUR, TWO,
ZERO, ALPHA, CHARLIE, SIX.
JAX: APPROXIMATELY
900 KILOMETERS WEST OF CAIRO.
ALEXIS: WE'RE
APPROXIMATELY --
JAX: 900 KILOMETERS WEST
OF CAIRO.
ALEXIS: NINE KILOMETER WEST
OF CAIRO.
JAX: AND BEARING 2-6-8.
ALEXIS: WE'RE BEARING
TWO -- TWO --
JAX: AND BEARING 2-6-8,
GOING DOWN FROM 8,500 FEET.
MAYDAY, MAYDAY!
DAMN.
ALEXIS: WHAT?
JAX: IT'S NOT TRANSMITTING.
ALEXIS: WHAT, THE RADIO?
JAX: YOU GOT YOUR SEAT BELT
SECURE?
ALEXIS: WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THE MOTOR?
JAX: IT'S NOT GETTING ANY
FUEL EVEN THOUGH IT SAYS WE'VE
GOT PLENTY.
ALEXIS: WHAT WAS THAT?
JAX: HOLD ON!
WE'RE GOING DOWN!
ALEXIS: OH, MY GOD,
OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD.
HANNAH: IS THIS A HABIT
OF YOURS, BARGING IN
ON SITUATIONS THAT ARE NONE
OF YOUR BUSINESS, SENDING PEOPLE
AWAY?
MAN: YOU'RE NOT IN CHARGE
ANYMORE.
SONNY: I ASKED YOU POLITELY
TO LEAVE.
THE SMART THING TO DO WOULD
BE TO GO.
JASON: WHAT'S GOING ON?
SONNY: MR. MORGAN WILL SHOW
YOU OUT.
THE LADY IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE.
JASON: LET'S GO.
SONNY: COME ON.
HANNAH: NO SCENE, PLEASE.
SONNY: HMM.
[SONNY SIGHS]
HANNAH: MR. CORINTHOS,
YOU SEEM TO HAVE YOUR PROVERBS
MIXED UP.
SONNY: HMM?
HANNAH: YOU SAVED ME
FROM A MUGGER AND RETURNED
MY PURSE.
THAT MERITS A THANK-YOU,
WHICH I GAVE YOU.
IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU RESPONSIBLE
FOR MY LIFE.
GO AWAY.
SONNY: WHATEVER SOREL WAS
PAYING YOU,
I'LL DOUBLE
IF YOU GO UPSTAIRS WITH ME
RIGHT NOW.
LUCKY: THIS IS -- THIS IS
GOOD.
THIS SHOULD BE ALL I NEED RIGHT
HERE.
I COULD GO PICK SOME FOOD UP
FOR YOU AND BRING IT BACK SINCE
THE RIBS WEREN'T ALL THAT GREAT,
IF YOU WANT.
I KNOW YOU WANTED TO GO ON ONE
OF THOSE CARRIAGE RIDES.
I MEAN, YOU COULD GO.
ELIZABETH: WE COULD JUST STAY
HERE.
LUCKY: I'M GLAD YOU GOT
TO TAKE YOUR SUBMISSIONS
TO THE SCHOOL IN PERSON.
THAT'S COOL.
AND I'M GLAD WE'RE HERE.
GOOD NIGHT.
ELIZABETH: HEY.
ELIZABETH: I LOVE YOU.
LUCKY: ELIZABETH, I AM SO --
>> ON THE NEXT "GENERAL HOSPITAL" --
STEFAN: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT IT MEANS TO KISS
YOU AND SEE YOUR EYES SPARKLE
WITHOUT REGRET?
LUCKY: WE DON'T HAVE TO DO
THIS, ELIZABETH.
SONNY: YOU WANT TO BE
A GLORIFIED HOOKER, WHY DON'T
YOU DO IT WITH ME?

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