General Hospital Transcript Wednesday 4/7/99

Provided by Laura

MAN: WE WILL RELEASE
MR. CASSADINE'S RECORDS
TO YOU AS SOON AS IT'S HUMANLY
POSSIBLE.
THERE WILL BE JUST A SLIGHT
DELAY DUE TO STORAGE.
SECOND MAN: PLEASE GIVE US
THE CASSADINE FILE, SIR.
KATHERINE: CAN YOU COME
BY MY OFFICE TOMORROW?
ELIZABETH: YOU ARE NOW
DESIGNATED AS THE OFFICIAL
KEEPER OF OUR DREAMS.
TONY: I DON'T WANT TO STIR UP
ALL THIS STUFF.
I'VE GOT A CUSTODY CASE
OF MY OWN TO THINK ABOUT.

[MUSIC PLAYS]
FELICIA: WHOA.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
TONY: HELLO.
FELICIA: HEY, TONY.
TONY: I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE
HOME.
I -- I THINK I'M HEADED
FOR DISASTER, AND I NEED
YOUR ADVICE.
LUCKY: THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE.
THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN FIND
THE END OF THIS ROLL.
ELIZABETH: HERE, LET ME HELP.
ELIZABETH: HERE.
LUCKY: OK.
YOU READY TO SEAL THE BOX?
ELIZABETH: ACTUALLY,
THE APPLICATION ISN'T FINISHED,
AND IT HAS TO GO INSIDE.
LUCKY: WHAT'S LEFT TO DO?
ELIZABETH: SIGN IT.
LUCKY: OH.
KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.
WHAT?
ARE YOU HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS
AGAIN?
ELIZABETH: I WANT THIS
FOR BOTH OF US.
BUT I JUST KNOW THAT WHEN WE GET
TO NEW YORK, EVERYTHING'S GOING
TO CHANGE.
LUCKY: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
AND IT'S ONLY GOING TO GET
BETTER.
KATHERINE: AND THIS COMPLETES
THE TOUR OF DECEPTION'S NEW
OFFICES.
NIKOLAS: WOW.
QUITE AN OPERATION.
I'M IMPRESSED.
KATHERINE: IMPRESSED ENOUGH
TO TAKE ME UP ON MY OFFER
TO HANDLE THE P.R.?
NIKOLAS: I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, NOT THAT IT DOESN'T SEEM
LIKE A GREAT PLACE TO
WORK, IT'S --
KATHERINE: I TRY TO HIRE
THE VERY BEST EMPLOYEES THAT
MONEY CAN BUY.
NIKOLAS: WELL, THAT CAN'T BE
A PROBLEM.
THE WORKING CONDITIONS ARE
GREAT.
AND I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS PLACE.
WHOSE IS IT?
KATHERINE: YOURS.
JUST SAY THE WORD.
MAN: THE FILE.
JAX: WELL, THERE MUST BE SOME
MISTAKE.
I WAS --
I WAS NEVER HERE, GENTLEMEN.
YOU MOVED ALL THE FILES
AS ORDERED.
AND AS FAR AS YOU KNOW,
EVERYTHING WAS ACCOUNTED FOR.
MAN: MONEY DOESN'T MEAN
A THING IF YOU'RE NOT ALIVE
TO SPEND IT, MR. JACKS.
(street sounds)
CAN'T GET ENOUGH PEANUTS?
GET A PAYDAY.
(elephant trumpets)
SWEET CARAMEL
AND TONS OF SALTY PEANUTS.
409 CARPET CLEANER.
IT CLEANS FOOD GREASE,
RED WINE,
SPAGHETTI SAUCE--
YOU NAME IT.
409 CARPET CLEANER.
IT REALLY WORKS.
?
THIS IS MY PATRICK.
HE'S ON THE SOCCER TEAM !
LITTLE CLAIRE !
SHE'S ON JUNIOR GYMNAST.
OH, AND MY JENNY.
SHE'S ON THE HONOR ROLL.
THIS IS MY BOBBY.
HE'S ON MILLIONS OF BOXES
OF LIFE CEREAL.
MOMS, LIFE CEREAL'S LOOKING
FOR THREE REAL-LIFE KIDS...
TO BE ON MILLIONS
OF REAL-LIFE BOXES.
PLUS, WIN $10,000 EACH
AND A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF PRIDE.
SO PICK UP A BOX OF LIFE AND
ENTER YOUR REAL-LIFE KID TODAY.
AND LOOK, WALLET SIZE.
JAX: WELL, I'M FLATTERED
YOU RECOGNIZED ME, GENTLEMEN.
THE FACT IS A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW
WHO I AM.
THEY ALSO KNOW THAT I'M HERE,
SO IT WOULD BE A REALLY BAD IDEA
TO KILL ME.
SO I'M GOING TO DO THE COURTEOUS
THING AND PRETEND NONE OF THIS
EVER HAPPENED -- FORGET THAT
WE EVEN HAD THIS LITTLE
ENCOUNTER.
THERE YOU ARE.
IT'S ABOUT TIME.
ALEXIS: WELL, I HAD SOME
BUSINESS DOWNSTAIRS TO TAKE
CARE OF.
IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE?
JAX: GENTLEMEN, IF
YOU RECOGNIZED ME, I'M SURE
YOU MUST RECOGNIZE
MS. CASSADINE.
NOW, SURELY YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO TELL HER SHE CAN'T HAVE
HER FAMILY'S FILES.
ALEXIS: I'VE BEEN PERSONALLY
ASKED TO RETRIEVE MY NEPHEW'S
FILE.
AND IF HELENA LEARNS THAT
YOU HAVE PREVENTED THAT,
SHE WILL BE VERY, VERY ANGRY.
NOW, EITHER YOU CAN LET
MR. JACKS AND I LEAVE
WITH OUR FILE OR PAY THE PRICE
OF DETAINING US AND ALERT
HER OF YOUR INCOMPETENCE.
NOW, WHICH IS IT GOING TO BE?
KATHERINE: GO AHEAD.
TAKE A LOOK AROUND.
YOU KNOW, NIKOLAS, I CAN
ABSOLUTELY SEE YOU SITTING
BEHIND THIS DESK.
OF COURSE, YOU SHOULD FEEL
COMFORTABLE IN YOUR OWN OFFICE,
SO IF THERE'S ANY CHANGES
YOU WANT TO MAKE, FEEL FREE
TO ASK ME.
NIKOLAS: IT'S PERFECT.
KATHERINE: THAT'S WHAT I WASTHERINE: WHY?
NIKOLAS: BECAUSE THERE ARE
A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO DESERVE THIS
OFFICE A LOT MORE THAN I DO.
KATHERINE: YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT IS THE GREAT THING ABOUT
BEING THE OWNER.
I CAN DO WHAT I THINK IS BEST.
AND I PREFER TO REWARD PEOPLE
BASED ON MERIT.
NIKOLAS: BUT I HAVEN'T DONE
ANYTHING.
KATHERINE: BUT YOU WILL.
SO LET'S JUST CALL THIS OFFICE
AN EARLY RECOGNITION
FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION
TO DECEPTION'S PUBLIC RELATIONS.
NIKOLAS: I CAN'T DO THAT.
KATHERINE: YOU KNOW,
YOUR WORK ON THE STONE CATES
WING, PARTICULARLY THE BACHELOR
AUCTION, PROVED JUST HOW
TALENTED AND CAPABLE YOU ARE,
HOW ARTICULATE AND,
WELL, JUST HOW EDUCATED YOU ARE.
NOT TO MENTION HOW EFFORTLESSLY
YOU PUT PEOPLE AT EASE IN ANY
SITUATION, AND THAT IS NATURAL
PUBLIC RELATIONS.
YES, I'LL BE HELPING YOU.
BUT YOU'LL BE HELPING ME, TOO.
NIKOLAS: WHAT ABOUT THE FACT
THAT WE'RE LOVERS?
THAT'S WHY YOU MADE THIS OFFER,
RIGHT?
AND THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO TURN
IT DOWN.
LUCKY: OK. DONE THE POST
OFFICE BEFORE IT CLOSES.
ELIZABETH: NO, WAIT.
WHAT IF THE PACKAGE GETS LOST?
I MEAN, WHAT IF IT NEVER MAKES
IT TO THE SCHOOL?
AND THEY'LL NEVER KNOW THAT
I SENT IT, AND I WON'T KNOW THAT
THEY DIDN'T GET IT, AND THEY'RE
JUST GOING TO FIGURE THAT I'M
NOT INTERESTED.
LUCKY: ELIZABETH --
ELIZABETH, THAT'S WHY THEY HAVE
INSURANCE AND CERTIFIED MAIL.
AND THAT'S WHY THEY HAVE
AIRPLANES AND TRAINS
AND BUSES -- SO WE CAN DELIVER
IT TO THE SCHOOL IN PERSON.
ELIZABETH: TO MANHATTAN?
LUCKY: SURE.
WHY NOT?
I MEAN, IT'LL GIVE US A CHANCE
TO CHECK THE PLACE OUT,
YOU KNOW?
ELIZABETH: YOU THINK WE COULD
REALLY DO THAT?
LUCKY: YEAH.
WE CAN DO ANYTHING, EXCEPT MAYBE
HANDLE THE AIRFARE BECAUSE
NIKOLAS WON'T BE SPRINGING
FOR IT THIS TIME.
ELIZABETH: I WOULDN'T CARE
IF I HAD TO WALK ALL THE WAY
TO NEW YORK, JUST AS LONG
AS I CAN BE WITH YOU.
JERRY: HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD
YOU YOU'RE BEAIFUL?
BOBBIE: I HOPE THIS MEANS
YOU ARE VERY EARLY.
JERRY: I AM.
BOBBIE: WELL, THANK GOODNESS
BECAUSE I'M NOT NEARLY FINISHED.
JERRY: I HAD A MEETING NEARBY
AND THOUGHT I'D DROP BY AND SAY
HI AND MAYBE FIND OUT WHERE
YOU WANT TO GO FOR DINNER
TONIGHT.
BOBBIE: OH.
WELL, IT'S VERY INTERESTING THAT
YOU SHOULD MENTION DINNER
BECAUSE FELICIA CALLED.
JERRY: MM-HMM.
BOBBIE: AND SHE THOUGHT IT
MIGHT BE FUN IF WE HAD DINNER
WITH THEM.
JERRY: YOU MEAN "THEM"
AS IN MAC SCORPIO?
DOES HE KNOW THAT I'M
ON THE GUEST LIST?
BOBBIE: OK, FINE.
IF THAT'S YOUR WAY OF SAYING
U'D RATHER NOT --
JERRY: NO, NO.
NOT AT ALL.
IT MIGHT BE AMUSING TO WATCH MAC
SCORPIO TRY TO BE HOSPITABLE
TO ME FOR FELICIA'S SAKE.
I MEAN, THAT ALONE IS WORTH
THE PRICE OF ADMISSION.
BOBBIE: THIS ISN'T DINNER
THEATER, YOU KNOW.
THIS IS JUST A NICE EVENING OUT
WITH FRIENDS.
JERRY: IF YOU WANT TO,
WE'LL GO.
BOBBIE: THANK YOU,
BECAUSE I OW IT'S NOT
YOUR FIRST CHOICE.
JERRY: MAKING YOU HAPPY IS.
AND IF YOU WANT TO WATCH A MAN
WHO HATES MY GUTS HAVE DINNER
WITH ME, WELL, IT'S MY PLEASURE.
BOBBIE: OH, YOU DO KNOW HOW
TO SWEET-TALK A GIRL, DON'T YOU?
JERRY: AND THAT WAS JUST OFF
THE TOP OF MY HEAD.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
BOBBIE: NOW, THAT WAS ALMOST
TOO EASY.
TONY: I CAN SEE THAT I'M
INTERRUPTING.
FELICIA: NO, NO, YOU'RE NOT.
T ME JUST TURN OFF THE MUSIC,
AND WE CAN TALK.
TONY: WHEN DID YOU BECOME
A FAN OF 1940s MUSIC?
FELICIA: WELL, I'M JUST SORT
OF STARTING TO GET INTO IT.
I'M WRITING LILA QUARTERMAINE'S
MEMOIRS.
I THINK IT SORT OF HELPS ME
TO LISTEN TO THE MUSIC
FROM HER ERA TO FEEL MORE
CONNECTED.
I'M HOPING THAT IT'LL GIVE
MY BOOK MORE AUTHENTICITY.
TONY: YOU KNOW, ALAN
MENTIONED THAT YOU WERE WORKING
WITH HIS MOTHER, AND I SAY GOOD
FOR YOU.
FELICIA: THANKS.
SO WHAT WAS THIS DISASTER THAT
YOU'RE HEADED FOR?
TONY: WELL, ODDLY ENOUGH,
IT INVOLVES THE QUARTERMAINES
ALSO.
SINCE I'M THE NEUROSURGEON THAT
TREATED JASON AFTER
HIS ACCIDENT, A.J. ASKED ME
TO TESTIFY THAT JASON IS
INCAPABLE MENTALLY OF BEING
A PARENT.
FELICIA: IS THAT YOUR MEDICAL
OPINION?
TONY: AS A MATTER OF FACT,
IT IS.
FELICIA: YOUR UNBIASED
MEDICAL OPINION?
TONY: SETTING ASIDE
MY PROBLEMS WITH JASON,
THE REALITY IS THE MAN IS
BRAIN-DAMAGED.
HE HAS NO CONTEXT FOR EMOTION.
HE'S INCAPABLE OF BONDING
WITH A CHILD, AND HE'S CERTAINLY
INCAPABLE OF MAKING A DECISION
ABOUT HIS WELFARE.
FELICIA: OH.
ALL I KNOW IS WHAT I SEE,
AND HE SEEMS TO BE A GREAT
FATHER TO MICHAEL.
BUT IF YOU REALLY BELIEVE WHAT
YOU'RE SAYING HERE, THEN WHAT'S
THE PROBLEM?
TONY: BOBBIE'S ON JASON'S
SIDE.
SO IF I TELL THE COURT WHAT
I REALLY BELIEVE TO BE TRUE,
I MAY HELP A.J. GET HIS SON
BACK, BUT I'M GOING TO LOSE MINE
PERMANENTLY.
WHICH AFTER-SHOWER SPRAY CLEANER
LEAVES NO DULL RESIDUE ?
THE ANSWER IS AS CLEAR
AS THE LABEL ON THE BOTTLE.
NEW SHOWER SHINE.
FROM THE SCRUBBING BUBBLES.
THEY WORK HARD
AFTER EVERY SHOWER
SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
IF YOU'RE NOT USING
NEW SHOWER SHINE
AFTER-SHOWER SPRAY CLEANER,
THE FORECAST FOR YOUR SHOWER
IS MOSTLY CLOUDY.
NEW SHOWER SHINE.
FROM THE SCRUBBING BUBBLES.
THEY WORK HARD
AFTER EVERY SHOWER
SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
x
INTRODUCING NOURISHMENT...
FOR THE OUTSIDE OF YOUR BODY.
NEW DOVE NUTRIUM.
A GENTLE CLEANSER
AND A NOURISHING BODY LOTION.
NEW DOVE NUTRIUM.
GO BEYOND MOISTURIZING
TO NOURISH YOUR SKIN.
LOOK OUT BELOW !
[ Grunts ]
AND WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY
MAY MAKE YOU BLUSH,
SO BRACE YOURSELF.
LET'S FACE IT,
CLEANING IS MY JOB.
KLEENEX COTTONELLE
WITH CUSHY RIPPLES.
FEELING CLEANER
IS THE BOTTOM LINE.
FELICIA: HAVE THINGS IMPROVED
AT ALL WITH BOBBIE?
TONY: YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO BELIEVE THIS.
SHE ACTUALLY OFFERED UNSOLICITED
INFORMATION ABOUT LUCAS.
FELICIA: OH, FANTASTIC.
TONY: SHE SAID HOW WELL
HE DID AT THE BASEBALL TRYOUTS.
HE MIGHT VERY WELL MAKE
THE TEAM -- WHICH, BY THE WAY,
DOESN'T SURPRISE ME IN THE LEAST
BECAUSE HE'S A TERRIFIC ATHLETE.
FELICIA: MM-HMM.
TONY: BUT BOBBIE
AND I ACTUALLY HAD A
CONVERSATION VOID OF INVECTIVE
AND PERSONAL ATTACKS.
WE WERE TALKING LIKE JUST PROUD
PARENTS.
FELICIA: WELL, YOU BOTH ARE,
AND YOU BOTH SHOULD BE.
TONY: WELL, YOU WOULD BE VERY
PROUD OF ME BECAUSE I DIDN'T SAY
TOO MUCH, I DIDN'T SAY TOO
LITTLE, I DIDN'T PUSH
FOR ANYTHING MORE THAN
SHE OFFERED.
AND THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT
I DIDN'T WANT TO.
I WAS DYING TO SQUEEZE OUT EVERY
BIT OF INFORMATION ABOUT LUCAS
THAT I COULD.
BUT I DIDN'T BECAUSE I DIDN'T
WANT TO PROVOKE HER.
FELICIA: THAT'S VERY WISE
BER OWN WAY,
IN HER OWN TIME.
SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S STARTING TO.
TONY: YEAH, BUT THAT'S
EXACTLY WHY I CAN'T TESTIFY HEARING.
BOBBIE HAS OPENED THAT DOOR
A CRACK.
SHE FINDS OUT I'M ON A.J.'S
SIDE, SHE'S GOING TO SLAM IT
SHUT.
FELICIA: IF IT WASN'T
FOR BOBBIE, WOULD YOU TESTIFY?
TONY: IN A HEARTBEAT.
THIS IS THE MAN THAT DESTROYED
MY CAREER AS A SURGEON
BY DELIBERATELY CRUSHING
MY HAND.
FELICIA: HAVE YOU GIVEN
A.J. YOUR ANSWER YET?
TONY: YEAH.
I SAID I WOULDN'T TESTIFY,
AND HE SAID HE COULD HAVE ME
SUBPOENAED.
FELICIA: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT
HE'S GOING TO GO THROUGH
WITH IT.
AND EVEN IF HE DOES,
BOBBIE'S A NURSE.
SO AS LONG AS YOU LIMIT
YOUR MEDICAL TESTIMONY
TO THE FACTS, BOBBIE CAN'T HOLD
THAT AGAINST YOU.
IF YOU'RE FAIR WITH JASON,
THEN BOBBIE WILL BE FAIR TO YOU.
TONY: MAYBE.
BUT AT LEAST TALKING TO YOU HAS
MADE ME SEE THINGS MORE CLEARLY.
ALAN: YOU'RE USUALLY BETTER
AT SPYING THAN THAT.
MONICA: IT ISN'T SPYING
TO JUST STAND HERE AND ENJOY
SEEING MY HUSBAND IN MY HOME.
ALAN: OH, THAT'S RIGHT,
YOU OWN THIS PLACE.
MONICA: YOU GAVE IT TO ME.
ALAN: GENEROUS, WASN'T I?
MONICA: SOME WOULD SAY
FOOLHARDY.
ALAN: WELL, FATHER CERTAINLY
DOES, EVERY CHANCE HE HAS?
LISTEN, IF IT GETS TOO MUCH
FOR YOU, YOU TELL ME
BECAUSE I WOULD BE HAPPY
TO EVICT HIM.
ALAN: NOT ON MY ACCOUNT.
I KNEW WHAT I WAS GETTING
INTO WHEN I CAME BACK HERE,
AND I'M GLAD THAT I'M HERE --
NOT JUST FOR YOU, BUT FOR A.J.
MONICA: I KNOW IT HELPS HIM
HAVING YOU BE AROUND HERE.
ALAN: I UNDERSTAND WHAT HE'S
GOING THROUGH.
I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE
TO HAVE A SON THAT YOU WANT
TO LOVE SO MUCH AND THEN THERE
IS SOMEBODY IN THE WAY.
A.J. NEEDS ME ON HIS SIDE.
MONICA: WHY DOES THERE HAVE
TO BE SIDES?
WHAT CHILD HAS EVER SUFFERED
FROM TOO MUCH LOVE?
ALAN: MICHAEL.
A.J. BELIEVES HE'S NEVER GOING
TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH THAT
LITTLE BOY AS LONG AS JASON'S
AROUND.
MONICA: NO, COME ON.
YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT.
ALAN: ACTUALLY, I DO.
JEALOUSY IS INSIDIOUS.
IT EATS YOU FROM THE INSIDE OUT.
IT POISONS YOU IN WAYS THAT
YOU CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE.
YOU KNOW, WHEN A.J. WAS A CHILD,
I REALLY THOUGHT THAT I WAS
A GOOD FATHER TO HIM.
I TRIED TO BE.
I DIDN'T THINK THAT I DOTED
ON JASON ANY MORE THAN I DID
ON A.J., BUT OBVIOUSLY I DID.
I COULDN'T GET PAST MY JEALOUSY
WITH RICK, AND A.J. PAID
THE PRICE.
AND NOW A.J. AND MICHAEL ARE
IN THE SAME POSITION.
SO NOW EVERY TIME THAT
A.J. LOOKS AS MICHAEL, HE SEES
JASON.
MONICA: IT'S VERY TEMPTING
TO THINK THAT HISTORY REPEATS
ITSELF, BUT I DON'T BUY THAT.
THESE ARE DIFFERENT
CIRCUMSTANCES, AND A.J. IS
NOT YOU.
SURE, HE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO BE
ANGRY AT JASON.
BUT HE CAN'T DENY THAT JASON HAS
LOVED MICHAEL, HE HAS CARED
FOR HIM, AND HE'S MADE SURE THAT
MICHAEL IS HAPPY HERE.
ALAN: BUT THAT'S ONLY
A TEMPORARY SOLUTION.
MONICA: MAYBE NOT.
THE JUDGE COULD GRANT VISITATION
RIGHTS.
ALAN: THAT WOULD ABSOLUTELY
DEVASTATE A.J.
LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING
TO FIND A MIDDLE GROUND,
BUT I DON'T THINK ONE EXISTS.
MONICA: WELL, I AM NOT GOING
TO CHOOSE BETWEEN MY SONS.
ALAN: WELL, LET ME TELL
YOU SOMETHING, MONICA.
WHEN IT GETS TO THE CUSTODY
HEARING, I THINK YOU MAY
HAVE TO.
MONICA: CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT
THIS?
RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE HOME
FOR THE AFTERNOON, OUR FAMILY IS
CLOSE BY -- NOT IN THE SAME
ROOM, THANK GOD.
AND FOR THIS MOMENT,
I'M JUST HAPPY.
ALAN: ONE DAY AT A TIME, HUH?
MONICA: YEAH, SORT OF LIKE
THAT.
ALAN: YOU SILLY.
YOU SILLY GIRL.
LUCKY: NOW, THERE IS ONE
DRAWBACK TO THE MANHATTAN TRIP.
ELIZABETH: GETTING PERMISSION
FROM GRAM.
LUCKY: OK, THERE'S TWO
DRAWBACKS.
SEE, I WAS PLANNING
ON CELEBRATING MAILING OFF
THE APPLICATION PACKAGE TONIGHT.
ELIZABETH: OH.
WELL, WE STILL CAN.
WE CAN CELEBRATE IN MANHATTAN,
AND WE CAN CELEBRATE WHEN
WE GET BACK.
THANKS TO YOU, MY LIFE'S ONE
SPECIAL OCCASION AFTER ANOTHER.
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
LUCKY: RIBS.
ELIZABETH: AGAIN?
LUCKY: WERE YOU THINKING
CHINESE?
IT'S NOT MY FAULT ELI'S HAS
THE BEST TAKEOUT EVER.
OF COURSE, I MEAN, IF YOU WANT
TO WHIP SOMETHING UP
ON MY HOT PLATE, DON'T LET ME
STOP YOU.
ELIZABETH: OH, NO, ELI'S IS
SOUNDING BETTER AND BETTER ALL
THE TIME.
YOU KNOW, WHEN WE GET
TO NEW YORK, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO FIND A RIB PLACE.
LUCKY: MM-HMM.
ELIZABETH: AND WHEN WE'RE
LIVING THERE, I MEAN, WE MIGHT
BE SO BUSY, WHO KNOWS IF WE'RE
GOING TO HAVE TIME TO COOK.
WE'RE GOING TO BE ABLE
TO DISCOVER THINGS THAT ARE JUST
FOR US.
OF COURSE, THAT'S ASSUMING
WE CAN AFFORD TO EAT.
DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE IT'S
SUPPOSED TO BE THERE?
LUCKY: DON'T WORRY ABOUT
THE MONEY, OK?
I'LL COME UP WITH THE CASH.
ELIZABETH: ALL RIGHT.
LUCKY: EVEN IF WE COME UP
A LITTLE SHORT, I THINK THIS
WILL COME IN HANDY.
ELIZABETH: DON'T YOU DARE.
LUCKY: I'M JUST KIDDING.
I COULD NEVER PART WITH THIS.
YOU KNOW THAT.
ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO.
NIKOLAS: KATHERINE, YOU DON'T
EVEN KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS JOB.
NOW, I KNOW YOU LIKE TO THINK
SO, BUT WE BOTH KNOW I SHOULD BE
STARTING IN THE MAILROOM.
KATHERINE: WELL, I APPRECIATE
YOUR TAKE ON THIS SITUATION.
I DID NOT GET WHERE I AM TODAY
BY HANDING OUT FAVORS
TO HANDSOME MEN.
I'M A DAMN GOOD BUSINESSWOMAN,
AND I HAVE NO INTENTION
OF TAKING FRIVOLOUS RISKS.
YOU ARE ONLY HERE BECAUSE
I BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN CUT IT.
NIKOLAS: I'VE NEVER DONE
PUBLIC RELATIONS.
DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I'D BE GOOD
AT IT.
KATHERINE: THEN USE THIS
OPPORTUNITY TO FIND OUT.
YOU'LL BE EXPOSED TO A WHOLE
CROSS-SECTION OF WORK.
FOCUS, WORK HARD, AND FIGURE OUT
WHAT YOU LIKE.
FIND YOURSELF.
NIKOLAS: AT YOUR EXPENSE.
KATHERINE: HARDLY.
I BELIEVE THAT YOU'LL BE
A VALUABLE ASSET TO DECEPTION.
AND PROBABLY THE BEST
P.R. PERSON WE'LL EVER HAVE
IF YOU JUST GIVE YOURSELF
A CHANCE.
NIKOLAS: ARE YOU SAYING
BUSINESS IS THE ONLY REASON WHY
YOU WANT ME HERE?
KATHERINE: MAYBE NOT.
BUT THEN, BUSINESS ISN'T
THE ONLY REASON YOU'D WANT TO BE
HERE, IS IT?
JAX: BE SMART.
LISTEN TO THE LADY.
MAN: WE'VE GOT OUR ORDERS.
YOU DON'T LEAVE, AND
NEITHER DO --
JAX: LET HER GO.
LET HER GO.
CAN YOU HOLD THIS, PLEASE?
ALEXIS: OH, I'D BE DELIGHTED.
JAX: TURN AROUND.
PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD.
TURN AROUND.
HANDS ON YOUR HEAD.
ALEXIS: NICELY DONE.
JAX: THANK YOU.
IT'S MY PLEASURE.
THANKS FOR DROPPING BY.
ALEXIS: OH, MY PLEASURE.
JAX: LET'S GET THE HELL OUT
OF HERE.
ALEXIS: OH. OH!
JAX: THAT WAY.
ALEXIS: WHICH WAY?
JAX: THIS WAY, THIS WAY.
EATS A REESE'S PEANUT
BUTTER CUP.
[DRUM ROLL]
YEAH!
[CROWD CHEERS]
THERE'S NO WRONG WAY
TO EAT A REESE'S.
IT'S HERE !
HUGGIES SUPREME CARE
BABY WIPES !
WITH RIPPLE SOFT TEXTURE
TO CLEAN LIKE NO OTHER WIPE...
AND SUPER THICKNESS
AND STRENGTH.
IT'S A REAL-LIFE SUPERHERO !
WHAT IS THE BEST DETERGENT
FOR GETTING RID OF BACTERIA
IN YOUR LAUNDRY ?
NEW TIDE WITH BLEACH.
THE ONLY DETERGENT
THAT KILLS 99.9% OF BACTERIA.
MAN, THE FIRST TIME
I LOOKED AT A PICTURE OF ME,
I WAS LIKE WOW, WAYNE,
WHAT HAPPENED ?
I WAS FAT.
I LOST OVER 50 POUNDS...
ON THE SLIM-FAST PLAN.
I FINALLY FOUND SOMETHING
THAT WORKED FOR ME.
IT'S EASY.
IT TASTES GREAT.
AND ONCE I LOST THE WEIGHT,
MY ENERGY SKYROCKETED
RIGHT THROUGH THE ROOF.
IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD
AFTER WORKING OUT.
ALL THE BALANCED NUTRITION
LIKE A HEALTHY MEAL.
I LOOK AT LIFE
TOTALLY DIFFERENT NOW.
SLIM-FAST. EVERYDAY:
ANYBODY CAN DO IT
IF I CAN DO IT.
MORNINGS SEEM SO MUCH BRIGHTER
AFTER A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP.
THAT'S WHY I LOVE
MY TYLENOL PM.
IT STOPS MY PAIN AND
HELPS ME SLEEP
SO IN THE MORNING
I'M RESTED, REFRESHED...
READY TO MAKE
THE MOST OF MY DAY.
IT'S...
AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THE $6 MILLION QUESTION:
WHAT'S FOR DINNER TONIGHT ?
COME WITH ME.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY
A NEW CHICKEN DINNER ?
MMM, THAT IS GOOD.
- NEW CHICKEN HELPER.
- VERY CREAMY.
- CREAMY PARMESAN.
- DELICIOUS.
- GOOD, FRESH HOMEMADE FLAVORS.
- MY KIDS WOULD LOVE THIS.
- TWENTY MINUTES, YUM.
- GOTTA LOVE QUICK
WHEN YOU'RE A WORKING WOMAN.
FOR A DELICIOUS CHICKEN DINNER
THAT COOKS IN ONLY 20 MINUTES,
TRY NEW CHICKEN HELPER.
IN FIVE FABULOUS FLAVORS.
THIS WILL BE DINNER TONIGHT.
NOW THE HANDS THAT TACKLE
THE TOUGHEST GREASE ARE STILL
GENTLE ENOUGH TO SOOTHE.
SO GENTLE ON HANDS, YET BETTER
THAN ANY BRAND ON TOUGH GREASE.
COULD YOU USE
SOME SPECIAL CARE ?
AND NOW...
DARES YOU TO TRY
DAWN SPECIAL CARE.
TOUGHER THAN ANY BRAND
ON TOUGH GREASE,
DISSOLVING IT WITHOUT REMOVING
THE NATURAL OILS IN YOUR SKIN.
IF DAWN DOESN'T TOTALLY DAZZLE
YOU, WE'LL BUY YOU YOUR NEXT
BOTTLE.
DAWN SPECIAL CARE.
FELICIA: THE DISHES WILL BE
A LOT EASIER TO EAT OFF
OF IF THEY STAY IN ONE PLACE.
MAC: AS LONG AS YOU TELL ME
THIS IS A BAD JOKE, I'LL FORGET
THE WHOLE THING.
FELICIA: OH, COME ON, NOW.
BOBBIE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
SHE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND, TOO.
STOP IT.
MAC: BOBBIE'S NOT THE ONE
THAT'S GOING TO GIVE ME
INDIGESTION.
FELICIA: YOU KNOW WHAT
I THINK?
I THINK THAT YOU REALLY DON'T
HATE JERRY JACKS.
IT'S JUST THAT HE REMINDS
YOU A LOT OF YOURSELF.
MAC: NOW, THAT IS
A MONUMENTAL INSULT.
JERRY JACKS IS A WOMANIZING,
IMMORAL MERCENARY WHO WOULD BLOW
UP ANYBODY FOR A BUCK.
FELICIA: REMIND ME
OF SOMEBODY ELSE YOU USED
TO KNOW, HMM?
MAC: THAT WAS A LONG
TIME AGO.
I'VE CHANGED.
FELICIA: WELL, MAYBE HE WANTS
TO CHANGE, TOO, FOR BOBBIE'S
SAKE.
SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST CUT HIM
A LITTLE SLACK, OK?
MAC: OH, FELICIA.
CUTTING JERRY SLACK IS LIKE
INVITING HIM TO BLOW UP
YOUR HOUSE.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
FELICIA: PLEASE.
PLEASE.
FELICIA: HI THERE.
BOBBIE: HELLO.
FELICIA: COME ON IN.
OH, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
I'M GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.
JERRY: FELICIA.
FELICIA: HELLO.
HOW ARE YOU?
JERRY: GOOD, THANKS.
BOBBIE: HI, MAC.
MAC: HI, BOBBIE.
FELICIA: COME ON IN.
OH, IT'S SO COLD OUTSIDE.
BOBBIE: GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU?
FELICIA: IT'S FREEZING OUT
THERE.
LOOK, MAC, THEY BROUGHT US SOME
WINE.
MAC: YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BRING
ANYTHING.
FELICIA: JUST A HEARTY
APPETITE.
BOBBIE: OK, GUYS.
NOW, FELICIA AND I THOUGHT THIS
WOULD BE A REALLY FUN
EVENING, SO LET'S OPEN
THE WINE, TRY TO HAVE A GOOD
TIME.
FELICIA: LET'S GO GET
THE CORKSCREW.
BOBBIE: GOOD IDEA.
LUCKY: THOSE RIBS ARE
SO GOOD.
ELIZABETH: YOU KNOW, I KNOW
WE'LL FIND A RIB PLACE
IN NEW YORK THAT WE LIKE.
BUT IT WILL NEVER BE AS GOOD
AS ELI'S.
LUCKY: HOW DO YOU KNOW?
ELIZABETH: BECAUSE ELI'S IS
WHERE YOU TAUGHT ME
TO LIKE RIBS.
I MEAN, IT WAS MY FIRST
ENCOUNTER WITH REAL BARBECUE
SAUCE AND CHEESE FRIES.
SOME THINGS ARE SO UNIQUE,
THEY CANNOT BE DUPLICATED.
HMM?
LUCKY: SO YOU'RE SAYING WE'RE
NOT GOING TO EAT ANY RIBS AT ALL
WHILE WE'RE IN NEW YORK?
ELIZABETH: NO.
NOTHING THAT EXTREME.
I MEAN, I WOULDN'T WANT
YOU HAVING WITHDRAWAL
OR ANYTHING.
LUCKY: NO.
ALL RIGHT, SO THAT'S TOP
PRIORITY WHEN WE GET
TO NEW YORK -- FIND A REASONABLE
SUBSTITUTE FOR ELI'S.
ELIZABETH: WITH THE
UNDERSTANDING THAT IT'LL NEVER
BE QUITE AS GOOD.
LUCKY: YOU NEVER KNOW.
I MEAN, NEW YORK -- THERE COULD
BE SOMETHING BETTER THAN
PORT CHARLES.
MAYBE THE CHINESE, THE
ITALIAN -- THE NEW YORK ITALIAN.
I MEAN, YOU CAN GET ANY KIND
OF FOOD 24-7.
ELIZABETH: OOH, I CAN'T WAIT
TO LIVE THERE.
I HEARD THE MUSEUMS ARE SUPPOSED
TO BE AMAZING.
LUCKY: WHAT ABOUT BROADWAY?
ELIZABETH: OH, AND THE WINDOW
SHOPPING IS SUPPOSED TO BE
THE BEST IN NEW YORK.
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
LUCKY: HOW DO YOU KNOW?
ELIZABETH: IT'S A GIRL THING.
LUCKY: WELL, YOU KNOW,
I'M QUITE GOOD AT LEARNING A NEW
CITY, SO I COULD TEACH YOU HOW
TO SCOPE OUT A NEIGHBORHOOD
AND GET THE BEST DEALS AND FIND
COOL HANGOUTS AND MEET NEW
FRIENDS AND MAKE OUR OWN
MEMORIES.
ELIZABETH: WELL, YOU KNOW
WHAT?
IT SOUNDS REALLY WONDERFUL,
BUT LET'S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY.
I MEAN, IT ALL DEPENDS
ON WHETHER I GET INTO THE ART
SCHOOL OR NOT.
SO I'M NOT GETTING MY HOPES
COMPLETELY UP UNTIL I KNOW I'M
IN FOR SURE.
LUCKY: I KNOW.
YOU'RE GOING TO GET ACCEPTED.
ELIZABETH: I HOPE SO.
BUT IF I DON'T,
I'VE LEARNED SOMETHING --
I KNOW THAT I DEFINITELY WANT
TO BE AN ARTIST.
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU WERE JUST
TALKING ABOUT NEW YORK,
YOU SOUNDED SO OPTIMISTIC
AND ALIVE, AND THAT'S HOW I FEEL
IN FRONT OF A CANVAS.
LUCKY: WELL, THAT'S WHY
YOU'RE GOING TO GET ACCEPTED.
PAINTING ISN'T JUST A HOBBY
FOR YOU.
I MEAN, IT'S PART OF YOU.
AND YOU GOT THE TALENT TO BACK
IT UP, GIRL.
ELIZABETH: AND I'VE GOT YOU.
LUCKY: WELL --
ELIZABETH: YOU'VE MADE ME
FEEL LIKE I CAN BE GOOD
AT ANYTHING I WANT.
AND WHAT I WANT MORE THAN
ANYTHING IS TO BE WITH YOU.
LUCKY: THAT'S GOOD
BECAUSE I WANT TO BE
WITH YOU THE REST OF MY LIFE.
THAT'S MY PLAN, YOU KNOW.
ELIZABETH: WELL, OF COURSE.
OH, BUT THERE IS SOMETHING ELSE
THAT I REALLY, REALLY WANT.
LUCKY: NAME IT.
ELIZABETH: HELP WITH
THE DISHES.
KATHERINE: HOW DOES IT FEEL?
NIKOLAS: COMFORTABLE.
A GUY COULD GET USED TO THIS.
KATHERINE: ARE YOU SURE?
I WOULDN'T WANT TO PRESSURE
YOU INTO ANYTHING THAT YOU'RE
NOT READY FOR.
IN FACT, I DID A LITTLE
CHECKING, AND THERE IS
A POSITION AVAILABLE
IN THE MAILROOM, ALTHOUGH I HAVE
TO WARN YOU THAT THE HOURS ARE
LONG, THE PAY IS LOW, AND YOU'RE
ON YOUR FEET ALL DAY.
BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE --
NO ONE WILL BE ENVIOUS OF YOU.
NIKOLAS: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
KATHERINE: I THINK IT'S
IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO MAKE UP
YOUR OWN MIND WHERE YOU BELONG.
NIKOLAS: ALL RIGHT, LISTEN.
I LOVE THE IDEA OF BEING
IN THE BUSINESS WORLD, OK?
AND WORKING IN PUBLIC RELATIONS
IN A PLACE LIKE THIS DOES
INTEREST ME.
IT DOES.
BUT SO DO YOU.
AND I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN KEEP
MY PERSONAL AND PROFESSIONAL
RELATIONSHIPS SEPARATE.
KATHERINE: THERE'S NO REASON
THAT WE CAN'T ENJOY EACH OTHER'S
COMPANY.
THERE'S NO REASON THAT I CAN'T
LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU EVERY
DAY, BEING WITH YOU
PROFESSIONALLY AND OTHERWISE.
DOES THAT BOTHER YOU?
NIKOLAS: YOU'RE THE BOSS.
KATHERINE: YES, I AM.
AND I'D LIKE VERY MUCH
TO WORK WITH YOU.
I NEVER MET A DOG I DIDN'T LIKE,
WHICH IS A GOOD THING,
CONSIDERING SOME
OF THE OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS
MY FRIENDS PUT ME THROUGH.
THIS IS MINE.
THIS IS HERMAN.
OOOH, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE ?
MMM, A TICK.
THAT'S WHY I CHOOSE FRONTLINE
FOR THESE GUYS.
FRONTLINE IS THE BEST,
BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY ONE...
THAT PROTECTS THEM FROM FLEAS
AND DISEASE-CAUSING TICKS, TOO.
SORRY I KEPT YOU WAITING.
NO MATTER WHO YOUR BEST FRIEND
HAPPENS TO BE.
FOR FLEAS AND TICKS,
VETERINARIANS CHOOSE:
OKAY, ONE MORE TIME.
IT'S THE TWIZZLERS SHOW
FEATURING THE
PULL-N-PEEL DANCERS.
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
WHAT SOME PEOPLE USE...
TO GET THEIR HAIR
IN BETTER CONDITION,
WHEN ALL YOU REALLY NEED
IS YOUR BLOW DRYER...
AND HEAT ACTIVATED THERMASILK.
THERMASILK CONDITIONER
IS TURNED ON BY HEAT...
TO MAKE YOUR HAIR HEALTHIER.
ITS UNIQUE PROTEIN FORMULA
GOES BEYOND PROTECTION...
TO ACTUALLY IMPROVE
YOUR HAIR'S CONDITION.
SAVE THE EGGS
FOR AN OMELETTE.
THERMASILK:
CHICKEN VOILA!
SEASONED, GRILLED
CHICKEN BREAST,
PASTA AND BIRDS EYE VEGETABLES,
ALL IN ONE BAG.
SO SIMPLE,
IT ALMOST PREPARES ITSELF.
HOW SWEET.
YOU MADE DINNER.
CHICKEN VOILA! BRING
A LITTLE "WOW" TO YOUR TABLE.
IMAGINE A WORLD
WITHOUT MOISTURE.
FOR MILLIONS OF PEOPLE
WITH DRY, SCRATCHY EYES,
THIS IS HOW
THEIR WORLD FEELS.
NOW THERE'S NEW VISINE
TEARS FOR DRY EYES
WITH A UNIQUE TEARS FORMULA
NOT FOUND IN OTHER
LEADING BRANDS.
VISINE TEARS SOOTHES
DRY, SCRATCHY EYES
AND MAKES THEM FEEL MOIST
AND COMFORTABLE IN SECONDS.
AND IT'S SAFE TO USE
AS OFTEN AS YOU NEED.
DISCOVER A WORLD OF COMFORT
WITH NEW VISINE TEARS.
IT....
BOBBIE: DINNER SMELLS
WONDERFUL.
FELICIA: IT'S ITALIAN.
IT'S ALMOST READY.
BOBBIE: WELL, I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT ALL OF YOU, BUT I'M
CERTAINLY NOT HAVING ANY FUN.
AND I THINK THIS TRUCE THAT
YOU TWO GENTLEMEN MADE -- WELL,
IT'S ESCAPING ME.
MAC: HAVE I SAID ANYTHING?
FELICIA: YOU KNOW, I HAVE
AN IDEA.
WHY DON'T THE TWO OF YOU GET
EVERYTHING OUT IN THE OPEN
AND TALK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS.
THERE ARE NO CHILDREN HERE.
IT'S SAFE.
DON'T HOLD BACK.
JUST SAY WHAT YOU FEEL.
BOBBIE: NOW, THAT'S
A WONDERFUL IDEA.
AND FELICIA AND I CAN LISTEN
TO BOTH SIDES, AND WE'LL GIVE
A VERDICT ON WHO'S RIGHT
AND WHO'S WRONG.
MAC: JUST WAIT A SECOND.
LOOK, I DON'T NEED ANYONE
TO TELL ME WHO I CAN HOLD
A GRUDGE AGAINST, ALL RIGHT?
I CAN HATE WHOEVER I LIKE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
JERRY: FOR ONCE, I AGREE
WITH HIM.
BOBBIE: WELL, THEN MAYBE
WHAT'S HOLDING YOU BACK IS THAT
YOU BOTH REALIZE THAT
YOUR PROBLEM WITH ONE ANOTHER IS
JUST A PETTY GRIEVANCE THAT
HAPPENED A LONG TIME AGO,
AND MAYBE IF YOU WERE TO TAKE
A CLOSER LOOK, YOU WOULD REALIZE
IT'S JUST NOT WORTH
YOUR AGGRAVATION.
MAC: ALL RIGHT, BOBBIE.
I'LL TAKE YOU UP ON THIS.
I CAN PROVE TO YOU THAT I HAVE
A REASON TO HATE THIS GUY.
JERRY: COUNT ME IN.
FELICIA: OK, JERRY.
YOU'RE THE GUEST.
YOU GO FIRST.
GO AHEAD.
JERRY: THAT'S VERY KIND
OF YOU.
MAC: DON'T TRY AND SWAY
THE JUDGES.
JUST GET ON WITH IT, JERRY.
JERRY: WHEN I FIRST MET MAC,
HE WAS A MERCENARY.
I THINK YOU COULD SAY THAT
DEMOLITION WAS HIS SPECIALTY.
HE TAUGHT ME A LOT,
AND HE EARNED MY TRUST.
AND WHAT DID HE DO WITH THAT
TRUST?
HE CHUCKED IT AS SOON AS I ASKED
HIM TO DO A LITTLE JOB
FOR MY BROTHER.
AS A RESULT,
HE BLEW UP MY BROTHER'S WIFE.
DOES THAT SOUND PETTY TO ANYONE?
MAC: WAIT A SECOND, JERRY.
THAT'S NOT AT ALL WHAT HAPPENED.
FELICIA: MAC, QUIET.
YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER HERE.
IT'S JERRY'S TURN.
SIT DOWN.
COME ON, SIT DOWN.
JERRY, CONTINUE.
JERRY: THANK YOU, FELICIA.
WELL, EVER SINCE THEN, MAC HAS
HARBORED A GRUDGE AGAINST JAX,
AND WHEN HE CAME TO
PORT CHARLES, THE NEW
AND IMPROVED MAC SCORPIO USED
HIS POSITION AS POLICE
COMMISSIONER TO HARASS JAX
AND MYSELF AND EVENTUALLY TURN
JAX OVER TO THE FEDS FOR MONEY
LAUNDERING WHEN HE KNEW ALL
ALONG THAT JAX W INNOCENT.
AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE,
HE ARRESTED HIM ON THE DAY
OF HIS FIANCEE'S FUNERAL.
FELICIA: THE F.B.I. ARRESTED
JAX.
ALL MAC DID WAS GET EVIDENCE
AGAINST YOU.
JERRY: NO FAIR.
YOU SAID YOU WOULD LISTEN
TO BOTH SIDES BEFORE YOU SAID
ANYTHING.
MAC: THAT'S RIGHT --
NO INTERRUPTIONS.
BUT THANKS JUST THE SAME.
FELICIA: OH. SORRY.
BOBBIE: MAC, IT'S YOUR TURN.
MAC: THANK YOU, BOBBIE.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL ADMIT THAT I WAS
A MERCENARY.
BUT WHAT JERRY IS LEAVING OUT IS
HOW MANY TIMES HE HIRED ME
WITHOUT EXPLAINING THE
RAMIFICATIONS OF THE JOB.
CASE IN POINT -- MIRANDA.
YOU SEE, JERRY HIRED ME TO BLOW
UP A BUILDING.
JAX TOLD ME THE BUILDING WAS
EMPTY.
BUT IT WASN'T -- BECAUSE
THE JACKS BROTHERS DIDN'T BOTHER
TO CHECK.
YOU KNOW, AND THE REALITY WAS,
WAS THAT MIRANDA DIDN'T DIE,
BUT I HAD TO LIVE FOR YEARS
WITH THE GUILT, THINKING THAT
I HAD KILLED HER.
NOW, CAN ANYONE CALL THAT PETTY?
AND BY THE WAY, YOU KNOW,
WHEN JAX CAME INTO TOWN,
I DIDN'T HARASS HIM.
I GOT TO KNOW HIM, AND I CAME
TO REALIZE THAT HE WAS A FAIRLY
DECENT GUY,
UNLIKE HIS BROTHER.
NO, IT WAS -- IT WASN'T UNTIL
JERRY HIT TOWN THAT
THE ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS
AND THE WAREHOUSE BOMBINGS
AND THE MONEY LAUNDERING ALL
STARTED.
SO WHEN I HAD EVIDENCE AGAINST
JERRY, I HAD NO CHOICE
BUT TO TURN IT OVER TO THE FEDS.
AND AS FELICIA POINTED OUT,
IT WAS THE FEDS THAT ARRESTED
JAX AND NOT ME.
THERE.
THAT'S MY SIDE.
JERRY: SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WHO'S RIGHT, WHO'S WRONG?
MAC: IT'S NOT SO EASY, IS IT?
JAX: HERE'S A LITTLE-KNOWN
FACT -- BREATHING HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH THE SUCCESS
OF THE TAKEOFF.
ALEXIS: I AM BREATHING.
JAX: THAT'S GOOD.
YOU ALL RIGHT?
ALEXIS: FINE.
GOOD.
EVERYTHING'S GOOD.
JAX: YEAH.
ALEXIS: I JUST DO A LITTLE
BETTER AT LANDINGS.
JAX: WELL, I PROMISE
YOU EVERYTHING IS GOING SMOOTHLY
UP HERE.
WE'RE UP AND SAILING.
YOU SHOULD OPEN YOUR EYES.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL WORLD OUT
THERE.
ALEXIS: AH.
I GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU.
JAX: OH, HOLD YOUR
COMPLIMENTS.
I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING ANY OTHER
COMPETENT PILOT WOULDN'T DO.
ALEXIS: NO, I MEANT HOW
YOU WORKED THOSE GUYS THROUGH
CUSTOMS.
THAT WAS THE FASTEST THAT I HAVE
EVER SLIPPED THROUGH.
JAX: OH.
ALEXIS: HOW DID YOU MANAGE
THAT?
JAX: WELL, LET'S JUST SAY
THAT HARD CURRENCY CAN BE VERY
PERSUASIVE IN GETTING PEOPLE
TO LISTEN TO YOU.
I WANTED TO GET OUT OF THERE
AS QUICK AS YOU DID,
AND THE LESS TIME HELENA HAS
TO PUT HER PEOPLE ON OUR TAIL,
THE BETTER.
AND THANKS TO YOUR QUICK
THINKING WITH THE BRIEFCASE,
THINGS WORKED OUT RATHER NICELY.
ALEXIS: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
ANY OTHER COMPETENT ATTORNEY
WOULDN'T HAVE DONE.
JAX: WELL, NOW THAT YOU'VE
GOT YOUR EYES OPEN, WHY DON'T
YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THOSE FILES.
LET'S SEE WHAT HELENA WAS
SO ANXIOUS FOR US NOT
TO FIND OUT.
LUCKY: I DON'T CARE HOW MANY
JOBS I HAVE TO WORK IN NEW YORK.
WE'RE GOING TO EAT OUT MORE
OFTEN.
CLEANUP DUTY IS A DRAG.
ELIZABETH: COULD BE WORSE.
LUCKY: NO WAY.
ELIZABETH: OOH!
LUCKY: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
ELIZABETH: PAYBACK
FOR SPLASHING ME AT THE PARK
LAST WEEK.
LUCKY: OK.
FINE, BUT WE'RE EVEN.
ELIZABETH: NOT QUITE.
OK, OK, OK, OK!
LUCKY: ARE WE EVEN NOW?
ELIZABETH: WE'RE EVEN,
WE'RE EVEN, WE'RE EVEN!
PLEASE STOP.
STOP, STOP.
LUCKY: OH.
ELIZABETH: I'M SOAKED.
LUCKY: YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S OK BECAUSE I'M GOING TO DRY
YOU OFF.
IT'S ONLY FAIR, SINCE I STARTED
THIS.
IT'S OK.
THERE YOU GO.
IF YOU COULD LEAVE
JUST A LITTLE BIT
OVER AT EVERY MEAL,
IT WOULD REALLY ADD UP.
IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD AVOID
EATING IN A SINGLE MONTH.
IF YOU'RE SIGNIFICANTLY
OVERWEIGHT,
30 POUNDS OR MORE,
DEPENDING ON HEIGHT,
YOUR DOCTOR HAS
SOMETHING THAT MAY
HELP YOU TO EAT LESS.
IT'S CALLED MERIDIA,
AND IT CAN HELP YOU
TO LOSE WEIGHT,
AND KEEP IT OFF.
YOU'VE GOT TO DO YOUR PART.
YOU'VE GOT TO DO YOUR PART
WITH DIET AND EXERCISE,
BUT MERIDIA CAN HELP.
MERIDIA IS
A PRESCRIPTION MEDICINE,
AND IT'S NOT FOR EVERYONE.
IT CAN SUBSTANTIALLY
RAISE BLOOD PRESSURE,
AND IT'S NOT FOR PEOPLE WHO
ARE PREGNANT OR NURSING,
UNDER 16, OR TAKING ANYTHING
ELSE FOR WEIGHT LOSS,
DEPRESSION, PARKINSON'S
DISEASE, MIGRAINES,
OR FOR PEOPLE WITH
ANOREXIA, GLAUCOMA,
OR SERIOUS HEART PROBLEMS.
SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE
HEADACHE, CONSTIPATION,
INSOMNIA, AND DRY MOUTH.
IT'S A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE,
SO PATIENTS WHO ABUSE MERIDIA
MAY BECOME DEPENDENT.
FOR MORE INFORMATION,
ASK YOUR DOCTOR OR CALL...
I'M--I'M READY.
HEY, BUBBLE GUM BLOWERS,
KNOW HOW YOU LOVE
THE CLASSIC FLAVOR
OF EXTRA CLASSIC BUBBLE GUM ?
SO YOU CAN ENJOY BLOWING
LOTS OF EXTRA BUBBLES.
HOW MANY EXTRA ?
THE FLAVOR AND THE BUBBLES
GO ON AND ON.
SO REMEMBER,
TRY EXTRA CLASSIC BUBBLE GUM.
WHY ?
NOW THE FLAVOR YOU LOVE
LASTS LONGER THAN EVER.
THERE'S NO FISH HERE.
LET'S JUST HAVE
LUNCH.
YEAH.
HEY, IS THAT SKIPPY?
SURE.
YOU GOT AN EXTRA ONE?
HEY, IS THAT SKIPPY?
SKIPPY, FOLKS.
RIGHT OVER THERE.
SKIPPY BRINGS OUT
THE PEANUT BUTTER LOVER
IN EVERYONE.
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MAC: WELL?
FELICIA: "WELL," WHAT?
JERRY: WHAT'S THE VERDICT?
FELICIA: UM, IT'S
A HUNG JURY.
MAC: OH, COME ON, FELICIA.
THAT'S A COP-OUT.
JERRY: YOU MEAN WE WENT
THROUGH ALL THAT RIGMAROLE
FOR NOTHING?
BOBBIE: WELL, BECAUSE
THE TRUTH IS YOU BOTH HAVE VALID
REASONS FOR BEING ANGRY
AND MISTRUSTFUL OF EACH OTHER.
FELICIA: I WILL POINT OUT
THAT IT WAS ALL IN THE PAST.
MAC: THERE'S NO STATUE
OF LIMITATION ON GRUDGES.
JERRY: NONE AT ALL.
BOBBIE: OK, FINE.
LOOK, IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU BOTH
REALLY FEEL, THEN I GUESS
THERE'S NO REASON TO STAY.
THANKS FOR YOUR INVITATION.
I'M SORRY THIS DIDN'T WORK OUT.
FELICIA: OH.
WELL, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
WHAT A SHAME.
I HAVE THAT HUGE LASAGNA
IN THE OVEN.
BOBBIE: DID YOU MAKE THAT
RECIPE I GAVE YOU?
FELICIA: MM-HMM, YEAH.
BOBBIE: OH, THAT'S TOO BAD
BECAUSE JERRY REALLY LIKES IT.
FELICIA: IT'S BUBBLING
IN THE OVEN AS WE SPEAK.
JERRY: LOOK --
LET'S BE REASONABLE HERE.
MAC AND I ARE GROWN MEN,
AND THERE'S NO REASON WHY
WE CAN'T SIT DOWN AND HAVE
A CIVIL DINNER.
RIGHT, MAC?
MAC: AFTER ALL, FELICIA WENT
THROUGH SO MUCH TROUBLE.
THE LEAST WE CAN DO IS EAT IT.
BOBBIE: WELL, THAT'S VERY
GENEROUS OF BOTH OF YOU.
FELICIA: YES, IT IS.
JERRY: IT WAS LASAGNA
YOU MENTIONED?
FELICIA: MM-HMM.Y: I'D HATE MYSELF
IN THE MORNING IF ALL THAT WORK
WENT FOR NAUGHT.
MAC: ME, TOO.
BOBBIE: GOOD. LET'S EAT.
FELICIA: GOOD.
MAC: LADIES, YOUR WINE.
FELICIA: YES.
THANK YOU.
MAC: HERE YOU GO.
TO --
TO OUR VERY SPECIAL LADIES.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR CARING
ABOUT US.
JERRY: HEAR, HEAR.
FELICIA: CHEERS.
BOBBIE: YOU WANT ME TO HELP
YOU BRING THE DINNER IN?
FELICIA: OK, GREAT.
MAC: BY THE WAY,
DON'T THINK WE BOUGHT YOUR ACT.
FELICIA: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
JERRY: WE WEREN'T BORN
YESTERDAY.
IT WAS AN OBVIOUS SETUP.
YOU TWO PLANNED THIS
FROM THE START, RIGHT?
BOBBIE: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW RIDICULOUS THAT SOUNDS?
FELICIA: YEAH.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW
RIDICULOUS THAT SOUNDS?
LUCKY: ARE YOU OK?
ELIZABETH: MM-HMM.
LUCKY: ARE YOU SURE?
ELIZABETH: YEAH, I'M FINE.
YOU OK?
LUCKY: YEAH.
I JUST --
I DON'T WANT TO SCARE YOU.
ELIZABETH: YOU DIDN'T
SCARE ME.
IT'S GETTING LATE.
I PROBABLY SHOULD GO HOME.
LUCKY: YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT IS GETTING LATE.
ELIZABETH: I BETTER GO GET
MY SWEATER.
LUCKY: OK.
ELIZABETH: OK.
LUCKY: I DON'T WANT TO TICK
YOUR GRANDMOTHER OFF, YOU KNOW,
GIVE HER A REASON NOT TO LET
YOU GO TO NEW YORK.
ELIZABETH: YEAH, RIGHT.
LUCKY: LET'S GO.
KATHERINE: COULD YOU HELP ME
WITH THIS ZIPPER?
NIKOLAS: YEAH.
KATHERINE: THANK YOU.
NIKOLAS: YOU'RE WELCOME.
KATHERINE: WHY,
MR. CASSADINE, ARE YOU SEXUALLY
HARASSING ME?
NIKOLAS: WELL, YOU'RE
MY EMPLOYER, SO I MUST BE
THE HARASSEE.
EXCEPT HARASSED ISN'T EVEN CLOSE
TO WHAT I FEEL WHEN I'M
AROUND YOU.
KATHERINE: SO I TAKE IT
YOU'RE NOT UPSET BY MY BEHAVIOR?
NIKOLAS: YEAH, THAT WOULD BE
CORRECT.
CAN I BUY YOU DINNER?
KATHERINE: DOES THAT MEAN
THAT YOU'RE TAKING THE OFFICE
AND THE JOB?
NIKOLAS: I DON'T THINK
I REALLY HAVE A CHOICE NOW THAT
WE CHRISTENED THE DESK.
SO COME ON, HOW ABOUT DINNER?
KATHERINE: IT'S YOUR FIRST
DAY ON THE JOB.
DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GET
SOME WORK DONE?
JAX: WELL, WHAT DID YOU FIND?
ALEXIS: HOW HARD DID YOU LOOK
FOR THESE FILES?
JAX: WELL, I TOOK THE ONLY
ONE I COULD FIND WITH NIKOLAS'
NAME ON IT.
I WANTED TO LOOK FURTHER,
BUT IT'S FUNNY HOW A LOADED GUN
CAN DISTRACT YOU.
ALEXIS: THE FILE SEEMS TO BE
COMPLETE, BUT THERE'S
NO INDICATION THAT A PATERNITY
TEST HAS BEEN RUN ON NIKOLAS
OR ANY REFERENCE TO HELENA.
WE MUST HAVE MISSED SOMETHING.
JAX: OR SOMEONE TOOK
SOMETHING OUT OF THE FILES
BEFORE WE GOT TO THEM.
ALEXIS: WELL, EITHER WAY,
THERE'S NOTHING HERE THAT HELENA
OR ANYONE ELSE WOULD KILL FOR.
HELENA: THIS IS INEXCUSABLE.
I WAS TOLD THIS MATTER WAS TAKEN
CARE OF, AND NOW YOU TELL ME
THIS?
I WILL NOT TOLERATE
INCOMPETENCE.
NOW, LISTEN CAREFULLY.
THEY MUST BE LOCATED.
NO, THEY WILL NOT BE
ON A COMMERCIAL FLIGHT.
I WANT YOU TO CHECK
THE MANIFESTS FOR EVERY PRIVATE
JET LEAVING THAT AIRPORT.
FIND THEM --
BEFORE THEY REALIZE WHAT
THEY HAVE.
>> STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM
THE NEXT "GENERAL HOSPITAL."
HONEY ?
[ Together ]
SURPRISE !
HI, BABY.
OH, HI, DADDY.
[ Announcer ]
THERE'S ORDINARY BEER.
THEN THERE'S MICHELOB LIGHT.
SSOLVE MAALOXCONTAINS CALCIUM.
GET MORE CALCIUM
THAN REGULAR TUMS
WITH NEW MAALOX
QUICK DISSOLVE
CHEWABLE ANTACID.
THE CALCIUM IS
AN ADDED PLUS,
DEFINITELY.
AND IT DISSOLVES
FASTER THAN TUMS.
I CAN'T
IMPROVE ON THAT.
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THE EASY WAY...
TO MAKE
FRESH-BAKED GARLIC BREAD.
SPREAD THE GARLIC,
BAKE 'EM UP,
AND IN MINUTES YOU'VE GOT
FRESH-BAKED GARLIC BREAD.
PILLSBURY GARLIC BREADSTICKS.
NOW WE'RE TALKIN' FRESH.
HOO-HOO !
LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!
HELP! HELP!
I'LL SAVE YOU!
WHOLESOME, PLAYFUL
TEDDY GRAHAMS.
THANKS, THAT WAS CLOSE!
THEY'RE...
ALSO IN NEW CHOCOLATEY CHIP.
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A LOT OF KIDS GET INTO CRIME
BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE
A STAND-UP ADULT
TO SET THEM STRAIGHT.
IF YOU CARE,
BECOME A MENTOR
AND TEACH A KID
RIGHT FROM WRONG.
SO DO SOME GOOD.
HELP A KID.
HERE'S THE NUMBER
TO FIND OUT HOW.
CHILDREN FIRST.
GO ON, DO IT.
JAX: HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ABOUT
TOO.
ELIZABETH: I THINK I'M A LOT
CLOSER TO BEING READY.
TONY: I DON'T WANT TO BE
INVOLVED.
A.J.: YOU WILL BE SUBPOENAED.
I'M SORRY.
SONNY: JASON'S ACROSS
THE HALL.
CARLY: I CAME TO SEE YOU.

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