General Hospital Transcript Friday 4/2/99

Provided by Laura

FELICIA: I JUST THINK
THE 1940s WOULD BE A GREAT TIME
TO BE ALIVE.
LUKE: YEAH.
FELICIA: A GOOD TIME TO BE
20 AND SINGLE, AS LILA WAS.
JAX: FLY TO GENEVA WITH ME
TOMORROW.
MAC: JASON'S WAREHOUSE
COULDN'T HAVE BURNED DOWN
AT A MORE CONVENIENT TIME.
I MEAN, YOU COULDN'T HAVE
PLANNED IT BETTER YOURSELF.
JASON: NOW, SONNY,
WHEN MORENO MAKES HIS NEXT MOVE,
HE'LL BE COMING AFTER YOU.
YOU COULD LOSE YOUR LIFE.

ALEXIS: WHEN THEY SAID A GOOD
MAN WAS HARD TO FIND,
THEY WEREN'T KIDDING.
NED: I'M SORRY.
I GOT BACK TOO LATE LAST NIGHT
TO CALL YOU.
AND I'VE BEEN HERE SINCE EARLY
THIS MORNING.
OF COURSE, JUNIOR'S GOT MORE
IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO THAN
TO FINISH THE DOCKS RENOVATIONS.
ALEXIS: THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
I DON'T MIND TRACKING YOU DOWN.
GOOD PRACTICE.
NED: FOR?
ALEXIS: WE THINK THERE COULD
BE SOME USEFUL INFORMATION
IN GENEVA THAT COULD BE HELPFUL
IN GETTING HELENA'S NUBBY LITTLE
FINGERS OFF THE CASSADINE
HOLDINGS.
NED: OH.
"WE" BEING YOU AND JAX?
AND I TAKE IT YOU DON'T MEAN
GENEVA, NEW YORK.
ALEXIS: WE SHOULDN'T BE GONE
LONG.
I MEAN, EITHER WHAT WE'RE
LOOKING FOR IS GOING TO BE THERE
OR IT'S NOT.
AND I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE
FOR SWITZERLAND WITHOUT SAYING
GOOD-BYE.
NED: WELL, THAT MAY HAVE BEEN
A MISTAKE.
ALEXIS: WHY?
NED: WELL, NOW THAT YOU HAVE,
I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO.
BRENDA: AH!
JAX: WHAT?
WHAT'S WRONG?
BRENDA: I LOVE THIS SO MUCH.
I MEAN, I REALLY, REALLY LOVE
THIS.
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THIS WAS
AROUND AND I MISSED IT?
JAX: BECAUSE I WASN'T HERE
TO SHOW IT TO YOU.
BRENDA: OH, GET OVER
YOURSELF.
JAX: WELL, IT'S TRUE.
BRENDA: MAYBE IT IS.
THIS IS THE BEST RUSH EVER.
JASON: THANKS.
MORENO'S EXPECTING ANOTHER
SHIPMENT TONIGHT.ACT?
JASON: HEARD IT ON THE DOCKS
FROM TISO.
SONNY: YOU KNOW, HE COULD GET
HIMSELF IN TROUBLE --
JASON: YEAH, WELL, THEY DON'T
KNOW I HEARD.
YOU KNOW, HE HATES WORKING
FOR MORENO.
HE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU,
ACTUALLY, THAT IF WE NEED HIM,
JUST SAY THE WORD.
SONNY: DID YOU TELL HIM
I DON'T NEED HIM, THAT I'M
OUT -- I'M OUT ALL THE WAY?
JASON: YEAH.
I'LL CHECK IT OUT.
OK, AND IF IT'S LIKE TISO SAYS,
THEN I'LL TIP OFF THE PCPD.
SONNY: AS LONG AS YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
JASON: YOU KNOW,
MORENO'S GOING TO KNOW IT
WAS US.
HE'S GOING TO KNOW IT WAS YOU.
AND HE'S GOING TO SINK.
OK, THIS MAKES TWICE WE'RE
CHOKING HIS SUPPLY.
AND IF HE THINKS THE PROBLEM IS
YOU, HE'S GOING TO WANT TO GET
RID OF THE PROBLEM.
SONNY: YOUR POINT IS?
JASON: MY POINT IS THAT
YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE JOHNNY
OR FRANCIS EVERYWHERE YOU GO,
AND YOU'RE GOING TO AVOID ALL
OPEN AREAS.
THE ELM STREET PIER --
FORGET IT.
DON'T EVEN GO DOWN THERE.
SONNY: WHAT ARE YOU,
MY CROSSING GUARD?
YOU SHOULD BE ONE TO TALK.
JASON: THE CHANCES I TAKE ARE
SO I CAN HOLD ONTO MICHAEL.
WHAT ARE YOUR REASONS?
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO GET,
EXCEPT DEAD OR SHOT?
A.J.: WAS THAT A THREAT?
GOOD, BECAUSE THAT WOULD NOT BE
VERY WISE.
ALL RIGHT.
I'LL MEET YOU TONIGHT
AT THE ELM STREET PIER.
BUT UNDERSTAND, AFTER TONIGHT,
OUR BUSINESS IS ENDED.
CARLY: I HOPE YOU DIDN'T HANG
UP ON MY ACCOUNT.
ü DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE
DOUBLE YOUR FUN ü
ü THAT'S THE "STATEMINT"
OF THE GREAT MINT
IN DOUBLEMINT GUM ü
ü DOUBLE YOUR "SENTIMINT"
YOUR "MERRIMINT" ü
-ü DOUBLE YOUR "MOMINT" OF FUN ü
-ü "MOMINT" OF FUN ü
ü DOUBLE YOUR "DELIGHTMINT"
WITH THE RIGHT MINT ü
- ü WITH THE RIGHT MINT ü
- ü FOR "REFRESHMINT"
IT'S THE ONLY ONE ü
ü DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE
DOUBLE YOUR FUN ü
ü THAT'S THE "STATEMINT"
OF THE GREAT MINT ü
ü IN DOUBLEMINT GUM üü
HERE THEY COME!
SURPRISE!
I MADE YOUR OLD
FAVORITE -- PEPPERONI!
I CAN'T EAT THAT NOW.
THIS CAN'T BE CHARLIE.
I DIDN'T TAKE MY PEPCID.
I GOTTA WAIT.
THEN WE ALL WAIT.
TAKE MY TAGAMET.
YOU COULD EAT NOW.
TAGAMET INTRODUCES A BETTER
WAY TO AVOID HEARTBURN.
NOT BEFORE. NOT AFTER.
NOW! NOW YOU CAN TAKE TAGAMET
RIGHT WHEN YOU'RE GONNA EAT
AND STILL PREVENT HEARTBURN.
SAME OLD CHARLIE.
WITH TAGAMET, YOU CAN
EAT LIKE A KID AGAIN.
- I LIKE THIS ONE, MOM.
- OH, I DO TOO.
- THIS ONE'S BEAUTIFUL !
- OH, I CAN SEE
WHERE THIS IS GOING.
I DON'T HAVE SHOES
FOR THIS PRETTY HAT.
YOU GONNA ARGUE WITH THAT ?
[ Chuckles ]
I'M GLAD THERE'S PAYLESS.
GET DRESSED UP
WITH THE PAYLESS EASTER SALE.
OODLES OF GIRLS' AND BOYS'
DRESS AND CASUALS
NOW JUST $9.99.
TA-DA !
[ Chuckling ]
NOW, THAT I CAN ARGUE WITH.
HOW LONG WITH THIS LOAN
BE FOR ?
ABOUT A DAY.
REFERENCES ?
WHAT'S THAT ?
CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU'VE BEEN APPROVED.
SWITCH TO NEW GLADWARE.
AT ABOUT FIFTY CENTS EACH
YOU'LL GET FOOD CONTAINERS
YOU CAN USE AND STILL
AFFORD TO LOSE.
THANKS MOM.
CARLY: WELL, SOMETIMES YOU'RE
HOME BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT WORKING,
AND SOMETIMES YOU'RE WORKING
FROM HOME.
I NEVER KNOW WHICH.
BUT IF YOU WANT TO GO AHEAD
AND FINISH YOUR CALL, I CAN
WAIT.
A.J.: NO, I'M FINISHED.
I WAS JUST SETTING UP A BUSINESS
MEETING FOR TONIGHT, THAT'S ALL.
CARLY: I WAS THINKING THAT,
YOU KNOW, IF YOU WEREN'T BUSY,
MAYBE WE COULD GO OUT TO DINNER
AGAIN.
BUT YOU ARE, SO --
A.J.: WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE.
THAT'S ALL THE INCENTIVE I NEED
TO CUT THIS MEETING SHORT.
HOW ABOUT LATER?
CARLY: OK.
YEAH, I HAVE A GUEST LECTURER
AT MY DESIGN CLASS, ANYWAY.
SO I SHOULD PROBABLY SEE THAT.
A.J.: I SEE.
I SEE.
SO, IS THIS PROGRESSING
TO THE POINT WHERE DINING
WITH ME IS SLIGHTLY MORE FUN
THAN, SAY, CLASS?
CARLY: I THINK DINING
WITH YOU HAS HELPED, DON'T YOU?
A.J.: YOU KNOW, THIS IS
A VERY DIFFICULT THING WE'RE
TRYING TO PULL OFF HERE.
A MONTH AGO, WE HATED EACH
OTHER'S GUTS, AND NOW WE'RE
TRYING TO COME TOGETHER
AS PARENTS.
HEY, YOU HAVE TO GIVE US CREDIT
FOR EVEN TRYING, HUH?
CARLY: YEAH.
WOULD KELLY'S BE OK?
I MEAN, IT'S EASY, AND YOU DON'T
HAVE TO DRESS UP.
AND I'M PAINFULLY AWARE THAT
BY INVITING MYSELF OUT TO DINNER
WITH YOU, I'M INVITING
YOU TO PAY FOR IT.
A.J.: CARLY, DON'T EVEN TALK
ABOUT MONEY IN THIS HOUSE, OK?
BECAUSE THAT'S ONE THING THAT
WE HAVE PLENTY OF.
KELLY'S IS FINE.
I'D LOVE TO.
CARLY: OK.
BYE.
A.J.: SEE YOU LATER.
SONNY: DID TISO SAY WHEN
TONIGHT THE SHIPMENT'S LANDING?
JASON: EARLY, HE THOUGHT.
I'VE GOT THE LOCATION.
I'LL STAKE IT OUT.
AND WHEN THE STUFF ARRIVES,
I'LL CALL THE COPS.
SONNY: YOU GOT TO MAKE SURE
YOU GET YOURSELF CLEAR.
OUR FRIENDS TAGGERT AND GARCIA
WOULD LOVE NOTHING BETTER THAN
TO CATCH YOU IN THE VICINITY
OF A MAJOR DRUG BUST.
JASON: I WAS THINKING
OF GOING TO JAKE'S AFTERWARDS.
YOU WANT TO MEET ME THERE,
SHOOT SOME POOL?
SONNY: WELL, YOU'RE GETTING
WORSE THAN MIKE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, MORENO'S
GOING TO COME AFTER ME HERE?
LET HIM TRY.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM.
JASON: I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
GOOD FOR YOU TO BE OUT IN PUBLIC
DOING SOMETHING ELSE WHEN ALL
THIS GOES DOWN.
SONNY: OUT IN PUBLIC
AT A DIVE LIKE JAKE'S?
COME ON, JASON.
JASON: WHEN YOU WERE GONE,
I FOUND OUT THE HARDEST THING IS
NOT WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS.
YOU KNOW, THE STUFF I'M DOING --
FINDING THE SHIPMENT,
CALLING THE COPS.
THAT'S THE EASY PART.
LAYING OUT WHAT TO DO,
LETTING SOMEBODY ELSE TAKE
THE RISK AND WAITING --
THAT'S WHAT'S HARD.
SO WHEN I'D SEND SOMEBODY ELSE
TO DO SOMETHING, A LOT OF TIMES
I WOULD JUST PLAY POOL TO KEEP
MY MIND OFF WAITING.
AND IF MORENO DOES DECIDE
TO COME, HE'S NOT GOING TO COME
LOOKING FOR YOU AT JAKE'S.
SONNY: OK, I'LL SEE
YOU AT JAKE'S.
NED: I KNOW THIS ISN'T ABOUT
MONEY FOR YOU.
IT'S ABOUT YOUR PLACE
IN THE WORLD.
ALEXIS: THE ONE THING I LIKE
ABOUT YOU IS I NEVER HAVE
TO EXPLAIN.
NED: AND THE ONE THING I LIKE
ABOUT YOU IS THAT YOU ARE ALIVE.
BUT I'M STARTING TO GET WORRIED
THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO STAY
THAT WAY.
NOW, HELENA CASSADINE HAD
YOUR MOTHER KILLED,
HAD DR. LASTIRIS KILLED, AND ALL
THEY WERE TRYING TO DO WAS STAY
OUT OF HER WAY.
AND NOW YOU ARE BLATANTLY
DEFYING HER, GEARING UP TO DO
BATTLE WITH HER.
ALEXIS: I HAVE LIVED IN FEAR
OF THAT WOMAN WAY TOO LONG.
I HAVE DONE TOO MANY STUPID
THINGS, AND I CAN'T -- I WON'T
DO IT ANYMORE.
NED: OK, LISTEN.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE TRAIPSING
AROUND THE WORLD WITH SOMEBODY,
WHY CAN'T IT BE ME?
ALEXIS: CAN YOU DO FOR ME
WHAT JAX IS DOING FOR ME?
ABSOLUTELY.
YOU COULD PROBABLY TAKE ME LION
HUNTING, TOO, IF I WAS
SO INCLINED.
BUT IF THE LION IS GOING TO EAT
SOMEONE, AND I'M ACCIDENTALLY
GOING TO SHOOT SOMEONE
IN THE BACK, I WOULD RATHER HAVE
IT BE SOMEONE THAT MY LIFE
DOESN'T DEPEND ON.
I WILL BE BACK BEFORE YOU CAN
EVEN MISS ME.
NED: I MISS YOU ALREADY.
ALEXIS: JAX IS WAITING.
NED: LET HIM WAIT.
COME HERE.
ALEXIS: OH.
'S W ONE-A-D HAS
SPECIAZED BLENDS...
OF HERBS, VITAMINS
AND MINERALS...
FOR THINGS LIKE ENERGY
OR LESS TENSION.
SPECIAL FORMULAS THAT ARE JUST
WHAT YOU NEED TO FEEL YOUR BEST.
I OVERCOOKED IT.
( coughs )
SOMEHOW I INHERITED
MY UNCLE LESTER'S HAIR GENES.
DON'T EXCUSE YOUR HAIR!
INFUSE YOUR HAIR
WITH INFUSIUM 23!
IF YOUR HAIR REQUIRES
AN EXPLANATION, LIKE MINE
YOU NEED INFUSIUM 23
SHAMPOOS, CONDITIONERS
AND LEAVE-IN TREATMENTS.
INFUSIUM INFUSES MY HAIR
WITH 23 ESSENTIAL ELEMENTS
AND BRINGS IT BACK TO LIFE.
SEE THE DIFFERENCE?
DON'T EXCUSE YOUR HAIR!
INFUSE YOUR HAIR!
WITH INFUSIUM 23!
IF YOU COULD LEAVE
JUST A LITTLE BIT
OVER AT EVERY MEAL,
IT WOULD REALLY ADD UP.
IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD AVOID
EATING IN A SINGLE MONTH.
IF YOU'RE SIGNIFICANTLY
OVERWEIGHT,
30 POUNDS OR MORE,
DEPENDING ON HEIGHT,
YOUR DOCTOR HAS
SOMETHING THAT MAY
HELP YOU TO EAT LESS.
IT'S CALLED MERIDIA,
AND IT CAN HELP YOU
TO LOSE WEIGHT,
AND KEEP IT OFF.
YOU'VE GOT TO DO YOUR PART.
YOU'VE GOT TO DO YOUR PART
WITH DIET AND EXERCISE,
BUT MERIDIA CAN HELP.
MERIDIA IS
A PRESCRIPTION MEDICINE,
AND IT'S NOT FOR EVERYONE.
IT CAN SUBSTANTIALLY
RAISE BLOOD PRESSURE,
AND IT'S NOT FOR PEOPLE WHO
ARE PREGNANT OR NURSING,
UNDER 16, OR TAKING ANYTHING
ELSE FOR WEIGHT LOSS,
DEPRESSION, PARKINSON'S
DISEASE, MIGRAINES,
OR FOR PEOPLE WITH
ANOREXIA, GLAUCOMA,
OR SERIOUS HEART PROBLEMS.
SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE
HEADACHE, CONSTIPATION,
INSOMNIA, AND DRY MOUTH.
IT'S A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE,
SO PATIENTS WHO ABUSE MERIDIA
MAY BECOME DEPENDENT.
FOR MORE INFORMATION,
ASK YOUR DOCTOR OR CALL...
I'M--I'M READY.
NED: REGINALD SAID YOU WERE
HERE.
FELICIA: REGINALD -- HE SEEMS
TO KNOW WHERE EVERYBODY IS ALL
THE TIME.
I HAVE A FEELING THAT I COULD
INTERVIEW HIM AND WRITE ALL
OF YOUR MEMOIRS.
NED: HERE YOU GO.
THE FIRST INSTALLMENT
ON YOUR WRITER'S FEE.
FELICIA: WELL, YOU DON'T NEED
TO SEE PAGES FIRST?
NED: I AM HAPPY JUST SEEING
MY GRANDMOTHER HAVE THE TIME
OF HER LIFE.
FELICIA: WELL, FROM
THE THINGS THAT SHE'S BEEN
TELLING ME ABOUT HER LIFE,
THAT'S SOUNDS LIKE AN
OVERSTATEMENT.
BUT I'M GLAD SHE'S HAVING A GOOD
TIME.
NED: TRUST ME, NOBODY IN THIS
HOUSE IS HAVING MUCH FUN.
SO, HOW FAR HAVE YOU GOTTEN?
FELICIA: WELL, WE'VE BEEN
TALKING AN AWFUL LOT ABOUT
THE TEENS -- WHETHER IT'S
BECAUSE LILA LIKES REVISITING
THEM OR I DO.
AND THEN SHE MENTIONED HER FIRST
HUSBAND, CRANE TOLLIVER.
NED: MM-HMM.
AT THE MENTION OF WHOSE NAME
GRANDFATHER INVARIABLY SULKS
FOR THREE DAYS.
DID SHE TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME
WHEN HER FATHER WOULDN'T LET
HER GO TO THE WINTER BALL
WITH CRANE, AND SHE --
FELICIA: SHE ENDS UP GOING
WITH HER BROTHER.
NED: RIGHT.
FELICIA: THE DASHING,
DANCING, DIMPLED HAL.
YES, SHE DID.
NED: GOOD.
FELICIA: COME TO THINK OF IT,
I'LL BET HE WAS A LOT LIKE YOU.
NED: OH, WELL, I COULD DO
WORSE, I'M SURE.
HE DIED YOUNG IN THE WAR.
YOU KNOW, YOU'LL NEVER HEAR
MY GRANDMOTHER SAY ANYONE LOOKS
LIKE OR REMINDS HER OF SOMEONE
SHE KNEW BACK WHEN BECAUSE
SHE ALWAYS SAYS "REFUSING
TO LIVE IN THE PRESENT IS WHAT
MAKES PEOPLE SEEM OLD."
FELICIA: SMART LADY.
NED: WELL, I'LL SEE WHAT'S
KEEPING HER.
FELICIA: OK.
JAX: HEY.
ALEXIS: SO SHOULD I PUT
MY BAG BACK THERE?
JAX: YEAH.
JUST PUT IT ANYWHERE WHERE IT
DOESN'T RATTLE ABOUT.
ARE YOU GOING TO PARK IT?
ALEXIS: PARK MY BAG?
JAX: SIT?
ALEXIS: HERE?
JAX: WHAT AM I, YOUR
CHAUFFEUR?
DON'T ANSWER THAT.
ALEXIS: THERE'S NO CO-PILOT.
JAX: YEAH, JERRY GOT TIED UP.
ALEXIS: OH.
JAX: WATCH YOUR STEP.
ALEXIS: OK.
JAX: I MEAN, YOU DIDN'T
EXPECT ME TO HIRE SOMEONE,
DID YOU?
YOU KNOW, THE FEWER PEOPLE THAT
KNOW ABOUT THIS TRIP THE BETTER,
RIGHT?
ALEXIS: RIGHT.
JAX: RIGHT.
ALEXIS: SO, WHO'S GOING
TO FIX ME MY SIX-COURSE MEAL
AND BRING ME HOT TOWEL
AND SLIPPERS?
JAX: WE'VE GOT SOME FOOD.
I'LL WHIP IT UP.
BUT LET'S GET UP IN THE AIR
FIRST, OK?
ALEXIS: NO.
YOU CAN'T WHIP IT UP.
IF YOU MAKE DINNER, WE'LL DIE.
JAX: WELL, OK, THEN IT'S
SETTLED.
YOU'LL WAIT ON ME.
ALEXIS: OH, MY GOD.
JAX: WHAT?
ALEXIS: HELENA'S NOT ABOVE
SABOTAGE.
JAX: NO, IT'S BEEN RENTED
UNDER AN ASSUMED NAME.
MY HANGAR MECHANIC CHECKED IT
OUT.
I CHECKED IT OUT MYSELF.
AND THE FLIGHT PLAN THAT I'M
FILING SAYS WE'RE GOING
TO PARIS.
SO -- AND WE SHOULD HAVE
YOUR NEPHEW'S MEDICAL RECORDS
IN OUR HAND AND BE ON OUR WAY
BACK BEFORE HELENA EVEN KNOWS
WE'RE GONE.
ALEXIS: DID ANYONE EVER TELL
YOU HOW IRRITATING
OVERCONFIDENCE CAN BE?
JAX: IN A PILOT,
CONFIDENCE IS A GOOD THING.
ALEXIS: OH.
JAX: WHEREAS, IN A PASSENGER,
OBEDIENCE IS AN EVEN BETTER
THING.
ALEXIS: RIGHT.
SINGER: ü I CAN HEAR HIS
HEART BEAT
FOR A THOUSAND MILES
AND THE HEAVENS OPEN
EVERY TIME HE SMILES
AND WHEN I COME TO HIM
THAT'S WHERE I BELONG
YET, I'M RUNNING TO HIM
LIKE A RIVER SONG
HE GIVES ME
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE
CRAZY LOVE
HE GIVES ME
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE
CRAZY LOVE ü
CARLY: HI.
JASON: IS MICHAEL OK?
CARLY: YEAH.
WHAT'S SONNY GOT YOU DOING
THERE?
CAN'T HE OPERATE A CALCULATOR
BY HIMSELF?
WHERE IS HE?
JASON: NOT HERE.
CARLY: OH, THANK GOD
FOR SMALL FAVORS.
JASON: DO YOU NEED MONEY?
CARLY: NO, ACTUALLY.
A.J. GAVE ME SOME.
PROBABLY SHOULDN'T TAKE
IT BUT --
JASON: NO, MONEY'S MONEY.
CARLY: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT
I FIGURE.
I SHOULD BE CHARGING THEM
$1,000 A DAY JUST FOR PUTTING UP
WITH THEM ALL.
THIS PLACE IS LIKE AN OASIS,
SANITY FOR ME, YOU KNOW?
EVEN THOUGH WE DON'T LIVE HERE
ANYMORE.
A.J. WANTS TO BUY ME A CAR.
JASON: HMM.
YOU'D HAVE A LOT MORE
INDEPENDENCE.
CARLY: YEAH.
MIGHT DRIVE MYSELF RIGHT OFF
A CLIFF.
JASON: YEAH, YOU MIGHT.
CARLY: IT'S FUNNY, YOU KNOW?
HE CAN BE INCREDIBLY SWEET JUST
OUT OF NOWHERE.
YOU KNOW, IT'S THIS 220-VOLT
SHOCK.
AND THEN JUST WHEN YOU'RE
THINKING, YOU KNOW,
"HEY, OK, THIS GUY -- HE'S,
LIKE, NOT SO BAD --"
UGH!
I MEAN, I HAD THIS NEIGHBOR,
RIGHT?
HE HAD THIS OLD DOG.
AND THE HUSBAND USED TO SMACK
THE WIFE AROUND ALL THE TIME,
AND I GUESS, YOU KNOW, THE DOG
PROBABLY GOT THE SAME TREATMENT.
YOU'D SEE HIM LAYING OUTSIDE
IN THE SUN LOOKING UP
AT YOU WITH THESE REALLY SOULFUL
EYES, YOU KNOW, AND WHIMPERING,
MAKING THESE LITTLE NOISES
AND JUST SEEMED TO BE SAYING
"SOMEBODY, LOVE ME.
PLEASE, LOVE ME.
ANYBODY."
AND THEN WHEN YOU WOULD GO
TO PET HIM, HE WOULD TRY TO BITE
YOU.
JASON, ARE YOU THROUGH
IGNORING ME?
JASON: DID YOU WANT
SOMETHING?
CARLY: NO.
I CAME FOR THE VIEW.
YEAH.
WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
HELLO?
CAN PSYCHIATRISTS BE BRIBED?
JASON: SURE.
CARLY: TO SAY WHAT YOU WANT
THEM TO?
JASON: YEAH.
BUT NO TWO OF THEM EVER THINK
THE SAME SO YOU'RE BOUND TO FIND
SOMEONE WHO WILL SAY IT
FOR FREE.
CARLY: WELL, THAT'S GOOD.
BECAUSE THIS WHOLE CUSTODY TRIAL
THING IS -- IT'S GOING TO BE
UGLIER THAN WE THOUGHT WHEN IT
HAPPENS.
JASON: UGLIER
THAN CALLING ME A KIDNAPPER?
UGLIER THAN CALLING ME VIOLENT
AND THREATENING?
CARLY: WHEN I SAY THAT,
YOU SAY I'M A PSYCHO AND MAKE ME
ADMIT THAT YOU NEVER TOUCHED ME,
RIGHT?
JASON: YEAH, YEAH.
RIGHT, CARLY.
CARLY: ANYWAY, JASON, THIS IS
WORSE.
LOOK, A.J. WANTS TO SUBPOENA
YOUR MEDICAL RECORDS.
HE'S GOING TO GET TONY JONES
OR SOME OTHER IDIOT TO SAY THAT
YOU ARE BRAIN DAMAGED
AND INCAPABLE OF BEING A FATHER.
JASON: HMM.
WELL, A.J.'S TAKING A BIG RISK.
MY BRAIN IS WHAT IT IS
BECAUSE OF HIM.
CARLY: YEAH.
BUT HE CAN SAY HE'S IN RECOVERY
AND YOU ARE --
JASON: AND I HAVE
IRREVERSIBLE NEUROLOGICAL BLAH,
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
YEAH, I KNOW.
CARLY: HE SAYS ANY
NEUROLOGIST LOOKING
AT YOUR BRAIN SCANS OR WHATEVER
WILL SAY THAT YOU ARE
EMOTIONALLY INCAPABLE OF LOVING
A CHILD AND MENTALLY NOT ABLE
TO MAKE THE BEST DECISIONS
FOR HIS WELL-BEING.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, EMILY,
BOBBIE, EVERYBODY WHO KNOWS
YOU WILL SAY THAT'S A CROCK.
ALL THE SAME, JASON, I THINK
THAT IF WE CAN BUY AN EXPERT,
WE PROBABLY SHOULD.
JASON: NOW, IF YOU WANT
TO SAY I'M AN ANIMAL,
AND THEY WANT TO SAY I'M DUMB
AS ROCK,
THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO
ABOUT IT.
INTRODUCING NOURISHMENT...
FOR THE OUTSIDE OF YOUR BODY.
NEW DOVE NUTRIUM.
A GENTLE CLEANSER
AND A NOURISHING BODY LOTION.
NEW DOVE NUTRIUM.
GO BEYOND MOISTURIZING
TO NOURISH YOUR SKIN.
=Ñ
EVEN IF IT'S BEEN A WHILE
SINCE YOUR LAST BREATH SAVER...
DON'T WORRY.
BECAUSE BREATH SAVERS'
CONCENTRATED CORE
THANK YOU.
OOH.
NICE BREATH.
GET THE STICK, RASCAL!
[LOUD SCRAPING]
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BUILD STRONG BONES AND MUSCLES
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ONE OF THESE WOMEN USES
SUAVE ULTRA DRY ANTI-PERSPIRANT.
THE OTHER USES SECRET ULTRA DRY.
BOTH FEEL COOL AND CONFIDENT.
SO WHO USES SUAVE,
AND WHO SPENDS A LOT MORE ?
IF YOU CAN'T TELL,
WHY SHOULD WE ?
CARLY: WHAT, YOU JUST GOING
TO QUIT ON ME?
YOU JUST GOING TO THROW
IN THE TOWEL, JASON?
THAT'S NOT YOU.
JASON: HOW DOES A CUSTODY
HEARING WORK, CARLY?
WILL YOU HAVE A WITNESS LIST?
WILL MY SIDE GET YOUR SIDE
BEFOREHAND?
CARLY: YOU'RE ASKING ME?
JASON: IF MY LAWYER GETS
OFFICIAL NOTICE THAT DR. JONES
OR SOME OTHER DOCTOR IS GOING
TO TESTIFY, YES, I WILL GET
AN M.D. TO SAY THAT I CAN ADD
TWO PLUS TWO.
BUT UNTIL THEN, I CAN'T LET
ON THAT I KNOW WHAT A.J.'S
UP TO.
YOUR PLAN MIGHT WORK, IT MIGHT
NOT WORK.
BUT IF IT'S GOING TO HAVE A SHOT
AT WORKING, A.J. HAS
TO TRUST YOU.
AND HE WON'T IF I KNOW WHAT HE'S
GOING TO DO BEFORE HE DOES IT.
CARLY: WELL, I'M TRYING
TO HELP YOU, JASON.
JASON: I -- OH, GOD --
I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO HELP ME.
AND THAT'S GOOD.
WHAT -- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING HERE?
YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL.
YOU CAN'T BE CUTTING
YOUR CLASSES AT P.C.U. TO COME
HERE.
CARLY: SO I FLUNK OUT.
WHO'S THAT GOING TO SHOCK?
I'M SORRY, OK?
I JUST --
THIS IS NOT EASY, YOU KNOW?
I'M GRITTING MY TEETH EVERY
SECOND AT THE QUARTERMAINES.
THEY ALL HATE ME.
THE GUYS WHO DON'T HATE ME,
I HATE.
LAST NIGHT, I HAD TO BITE
MY TONGUE SO HARD IT ALMOST
STARTED TO BLEED WHILE BOBBIE
EXPLAINED WHAT A GOLD-DIGGING
TRAMP I AM FOR GOING AFTER
A.J.'S MONEY.
JASON: WELL?
CARLY: WELL, WHAT?
HEY, I REALIZE THAT'S WHAT IT
LOOKS LIKE, JASE, BUT SHE'S
MY MOTHER.
SHE SHOULD KNOW BETTER.
JASON: SHE THOUGHT SHE DID
KNOW YOU.
THAT'S WHY SHE'S UPSET.
CARLY: CAN I BE ALLOWED
TO FINISH HERE?
I'M JUST SAYING WHATEVER
THE REASON IS IT HURTS TO HAVE
EVERYBODY THINK THAT I JUST
COMPLETELY SUCK AS A HUMAN
BEING.
WHY DO YOU THINK I COME HERE?
WHY DO I COME HERE?
I JUST NEED TO SEE ONE PERSON
WHO -- WHO DOESN'T HATE MY GUTS.
JASON: WELL, DON'T LOOK
AT ME.
I'M THE LEADING OPPONENT
OF YOUR STUPID PLAN.
AND SINCE I'M ALSO WEARING
THE TIRE TRACKS, I GOT NO CHOICE
BUT TO GO ALONG WITH IT.
CARLY: YEAH.
BUT YOU DON'T THINK THAT I'M
A SENSELESS WASTE
OF FLESH AND BLOOD.
LIKE IT OR NOT, THAT PUTS
YOU IN A CATEGORY ALL
BY YOURSELF.
YOU KNOW WHAT I DO?
I GO DOWN TO THE DOCKS
AND I LOOK AT YOUR WAREHOUSE
BEING REBUILT, AND I THINK,
"YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT LOOKS LIKE
OUR FUTURE."
THAT LOOKS LIKE ALL THE THINGS
THAT YOU, ME, AND MICHAEL ARE
GOING TO HAVE TOGETHER.
DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY
WE'RE GOING TO BE A FAMILY,
JASE?
JASON: WE ALREADY ARE
A FAMILY.
WE JUST COULDN'T FIND A WAY
TO STAY TOGETHER.
CARLY: WELL, I HAVE
AND WE CAN AND I KNOW.
JASON: OK.
WELL, LOOK, I GOT TO GO.
DO YOU NEED A RIDE?
ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE
AT SCHOOL?
ARE THEY GOING TO RECOGNIZE
YOU IF YOU SHOW UP?
CARLY: I GOT A B-MINUS
ON THE ONLY PROJECT WE'VE
HAD TO DO.
SO THERE.
WHICH WAY ARE YOU GOING?
JASON: THAT'S NONE
OF YOUR BUSINESS.
CARLY: OH, WELL, WHY?
WHAT'S THE BIG SECRET?
JASON: THAT'S NONE
OF YOUR BUSINESS, EITHER.
YOU HAVE YOUR WAY TO WORK
ON A FUTURE, I HAVE MINE.
CARLY: ARE YOU BUYING ME
A CAR?
JASON: NO.
I'M NOT BUYING YOU A CAR.
CARLY: WELL, DON'T,
BECAUSE EVEN IF I LEARN
TO DRIVE, I'D NEVER LEARN HOW
TO PARK.
JASON: YOU IN A CAR?
WATCH OUT.
ALAN: WHY DON'T WE CLOSE
THE -- WHY DON'T WE CLOSE
THE DOOR.
[DOOR CLOSES]
MONICA: WAIT, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
ALAN: WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE
I'M DOING?
MONICA: WELL, WHY HERE?
ALAN: WHY NOT?
THERE'S NOBODY HOME.
COME ON.
MOTHER'S UPSTAIRS.
MONICA: WELL, WHY ARE
WE WHISPERING?
ALAN: I DON'T KNOW.
FELICIA: GOOD EVENING.
DIDN'T MEAN TO SOUND LIKE
A CARNIVAL BARKER.
ALAN: FELICIA.
UH, UH -- I DIDN'T SEE YOU.
FELICIA: I'M SORRY.
MONICA: OH, FOR WHAT?
HE IS THE ONE ACTING LIKE
A TEENAGER.
FELICIA: WHICH HE HAS EVERY
RIGHT TO DO IN HIS OWN HOME.
ALAN: THAT'S RIGHT.
I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE BACK
AT MY OWN HOUSE.
MONICA: IT'S MY HOUSE.
ALAN: I GAVE IT TO YOU.
IS THIS CHAPTER GOING TO BE
IN THE BOOK?
FELICIA: MAYBE THE SEQUEL.
MONICA: I CAN'T WAIT TO READ
ALL ABOUT LILA'S LIFE AND HOW IT
WENT SO TRAGICALLY WRONG.
ALAN: YEAH, HOW SHE MARRIED
MY FATHER.
MONICA: BUT THEN AGAIN,
IF SHE HADN'T, THERE WOULDN'T
BE YOU.
ALAN: FELICIA, ARE YOU GOING
TO BE MEETING WITH MY MOTHER
DOWN HERE?
MONICA, I WONDER IF I COULD
TROUBLE YOU TO COME UPSTAIRS.
THERE'S SOMETHING I'D LIKE
TO SHOW YOU.
MONICA: IS IT SOMETHING
I HAVE SEEN BEFORE?
ALAN: YES, BUT NEVER LIKE
THIS.
JAX: YOU CAN OPEN
YOUR EYES NOW.
WE'VE REACHED CRUISING ALTITUDE.
ALEXIS: I WAS JUST RESTING.
JAX: I TAKE IT YOU'RE NOT
READY FOR DINNER.
ALEXIS: DO YOU THINK WE COULD
WAIT A LITTLE LONGER?
JAX: OH, SURE.
WE CAN WAIT AS LONG AS YOU WANT.
ALEXIS: I ACTUALLY LIKE
FLYING.
JAX: YEAH?
ALEXIS: IN JUMBO JETS,
WHERE THE SKY IS BASICALLY
A READING LIGHT BY DAY
AND A CLOSED BLIND BY NIGHT.
TRAVEL IS MERELY ENDURING
A BADLY DECORATED, OVERCROWDED
LIVING ROOM.
JAX: YOU WANT TO TAKE
THE CONTROLS?
ALEXIS: NO.
JAX: THERE'S NOTHING LIKE IT,
YOU KNOW.
ALEXIS: I BELIEVE YOU.
JAX: THE FEELING OF POWER,
THAT YOU COULD KEEP GOING
STRAIGHT TO THE MOON,
ASK FOR NO ONE'S PERMISSION.
YOU LIKE POWER.
ALEXIS: I ALSO HAVE A HEALTHY
RESPECT FOR GRAVITY.
JAX: WELL, SUIT YOURSELF.
ALEXIS: IS IT DIFFICULT?
JAX: NO, ANY IDIOT CAN FLY.
PLENTY OF IDIOTS DO.
ALEXIS: HAVE YOU EVER TAUGHT
ANYONE TO FLY?
JAX: SURE.
ALEXIS: IS THE LAST PERSON
YOU TAUGHT STILL ALIVE?
OH, MY GOD.
JAX: IT'S ALL RIGHT.
ALEXIS: OH, I'M SORRY.
JAX: NO, YOU COULDN'T HAVE
KNOWN.
ALEXIS: BRENDA?
OH.
MIKE: NICE NIGHT.
I FIGURED YOU'D BE HERE.
SONNY: GO AWAY, MIKE.
MIKE: WHAT, I CAN'T REMEMBER
HER, TOO, ON HER BIRTHDAY?
SONNY: GO TO HELL, MIKE.
ENTERPRISE RENT-A-CAR
FOR MY TRIP?
LOOKS EXPENSIVE.
IT'S NOT EXPENSIVE, MOM.
THEY PICK US UP?
SOUNDS EXPENSIVE.
PICKUP'S FREE, MOM.
WELL, IF IT'S NOT EXPENSIVE,
WHY DIDN'T I GET A CONVERTIBLE?
PICK ENTERPRISE:
]!!
SONNY: IF THERE WAS ANOTHER
WAY TO PAY
MY RESPECTS -- YOU KNOW, A PLACE
WHERE SHE WAS --
BUT WHERE SHE ENDED UP, I CAN'T
GO, SO --
HERE I AM, WHERE WE BEGAN.
MIKE: YEAH, WELL, RESPECT IS
ONE THING, BUT YOU CAN'T --
SONNY: WHAT?
MIKE: YOU DON'T KNOW HOW
TO GRIEVE, MICHAEL,
AND IT MAKES ME AFRAID FOR YOU.
WHEN SOMEBODY DIES,
PEOPLE COME TOGETHER
AND THEY CRY AND THEY'RE NICE
TO EACH OTHER AND THEY COMFORT
ONE ANOTHER AND THEN THEY GO ON.
AND THAT'S THE PART THAT
YOU DON'T GET --
THE LIVING PART.
I GUESS THE INJUSTICE OF HAVING
TO GO ON WITH LIFE WHEN SOMEONE
YOU LOVED CAN'T MAKES YOU THINK
THAT THERE'S NO JUSTICE AT ALL.
AND THAT MAKES US ALL CRIMINALS.
HOW LONG YOU BEEN HERE,
MICHAEL -- AN HOUR, TWO?
AND WHAT IS THAT GOING TO DO,
IS THAT GOING TO TURN
INTO A WEEK AND THEN
INTO A MONTH WITH YOU LOCKED
IN YOUR ROOM WITH YOUR BOTTLE
OF SCOTCH AND YOUR MEMORIES?
I KNOW
THAT YOU THINK
ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS GIVE
HER HER DUE, BUT THAT WON'T
HAPPEN.
IT CAN'T.
THAT'S WHAT DEATH MEANS.
SONNY: YOU'RE LIKE
THE WORLD'S CHEAPEST
MUSICAL INSTRUMENT, YOU KNOW
THAT?
YOU GOT ONE NOTE, ONE KEY --
"IT'S OK, IT'S OK, YOU KNOW.
GET OVER IT.
MOVE PAST IT."
WELL, I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU --
THE MAN
WHO COULD NEVER FIND ANYTHING
IN HIS LIFE THAT WAS TOO
IMPORTANT TO LEAVE BEHIND.
MIKE: WHY DON'T YOU CUT
THE CRAP, MICHAEL, HUH?
YOU'RE NO SLOUCH
WHEN IT COMES TO LEAVING.
YOU LEFT BRENDA,
YOU LEFT YOUR BUSINESS,
YOU LEFT YOUR CITY,
YOU LEFT YOUR FRIENDS,
YOU LEFT ME.
AND THEN WHEN THE REGRETS PILED
UP TOO HIGH AND THEY GOT TOO
HEAVY FOR YOU TO LIFT, YOU TRIED
TO LEAVE YOUR OWN MIND.
BUT SOMEHOW,
YOU BROUGHT YOURSELF BACK
FROM THE EDGE OF INSANITY
AND YOU STARTED TO REBUILD,
AND THAT MADE ME PROUD.
AND I KNOW THAT THAT MAKES
YOU PROUD, TOO.
BUT HAS THERE EVEN BEEN ONE
MORNING THAT YOU'VE WOKE UP
HAPPY?
NOW, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE
BRENDA THE GIFT
THAT SHE'D REALLY WANT --
LET HER GO.
AND GIVE YOURSELF PERMISSION
TO LIVE WITHOUT HER.
JAX: I REALIZE NOW THAT'S
WHEN I FELL IN LOVE WITH HER --
TEACHING HER HOW TO FLY.
SHE WAS SO WILD ABOUT IT,
JUST LIKE A LITTLE GIRL,
COMPLETELY FEARLESS.
ALL SHE COULD SEE WAS THE JOY
OF IT.
AND THAT SADNESS THAT WAS ALWAYS
JUST BEHIND HER EYES --
WELL, IT DISAPPEARED
IN THE COCKPIT AROUND
30,000 FEET.
SHE WAS SO HAPPY.
THOSE FLYING LESSONS,
THEY CHANGED MY LIFE,
GAVE ME A DIFFERENT BENCHMARK
FOR HAPPINESS.
I GUESS THAT'S WHY I LOVED
GIVING HER GIFTS.
IT WAS LIKE WATCHING HER FLY.
YOU KNOW, HER WHOLE FACE WOULD
LIGHT UP OVER THE SIMPLEST
THINGS --
THE VASE OF PINK TULIPS OR A BOX
OF COOKIES.
TODAY WOULD HAVE BEEN
HER BIRTHDAY.
FELICIA: OK.
I TRANSCRIBED THE TAPE
FROM OUR LAST SESSION, AND I HAD
A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS.
LILA: MM-HMM.
FELICIA: IS THE HOUSE THAT
YOU WERE RAISED IN -- IS IT
STILL STANDING?
LILA: UNFORTUNATELY, IT WAS
TORN DOWN YEARS AGO.
FELICIA: OH.
LILA: BUT THIS HOUSE IS VERY
MUCH LIKE IT, THOUGH.
FELICIA: REALLY?
HOW SO?
OH, OF COURSE.
YOU DID THE DECORATING HERE
YOURSELF, RIGHT?
LILA: I MODELED THIS ROOM
AFTER MY FATHER'S LIVING ROOM.
FELICIA: HMM.
IT HELPS ME TO PICTURE
THE SURROUNDINGS AND THE PEOPLE.
WHEN I THINK OF CRANE TOLLIVER,
SOMETIMES I GET CARY GRANT,
SOMETIMES I GET BELA LUGOSI.
BUT WHEN I THINK OF
YOUR BROTHER, HAL, I NEARLY
ALWAYS GET NED.
LILA: BUT I TOLD YOU HOW MUCH
NED TAKES AFTER HIM, DIDN'T I?
FELICIA: NO.
LILA: OH, NED HAS ALWAYS
REMINDED ME OF HAL.
I HAVE SOME PHOTOGRAPHS I CAN
SHOW YOU.
FELICIA: I'M STARTING
TO WORRY MYSELF.
I THINK I'M PICKING UP ON ALL
OF THIS WAY TOO QUICKLY.
MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU'VE
DESCRIBED YOUR BROTHER HAL
SO VIVIDLY.
LAST NIGHT, I HAD A GOOD FRIEND
OF MINE TEACH ME HOW TO SWING
DANCE, AND I THOUGHT THAT I WAS
GOING TO GET ALL DIZZY WHIRLING
ABOUT ON THE FLOOR LIKE THAT,
AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD TAKE ME
FOREVER TO LEARN HOW TO DO.
BUT I DISCOVERED THAT
IF YOU LOOK INTO YOUR
PARTNER'S EYES,
YOU STARE INTO HIS FACE,
THAT IT'S AS IF THE REST
OF THE WORLD IS JUST SPINNING
AROUND YOU AND YOU'RE FINE.
YOU'RE JUST FLOATING,
JUST THE TWO OF YOU.
LILA: NOW YOU KNOW WHY IT WAS
SO EASY TO FALL IN LOVE
ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I USED TO PRACTICE FOR HOURS
BY MYSELF, MAKING SURE THAT
I GOT ALL THE STEPS EXACTLY
RIGHT, WAITING FOR THAT MAGIC
MOMENT WHEN A VOICE WOULD SAY,
"SHALL WE DANCE?"
[CRASHING SOUND]
[DOOR OPENS]
MAN: A SHIPMENT THAT COMES
IN ON TIME FOR A CHANGE.
SECOND MAN: LET'S GET THIS
DONE.
JASON: BENNY?
MORENO'S GOODS JUST CAME IN.
PIER 60.
MAKE THE CALL.
[DOOR OPENS]
MAN: COME ON.
COME MY WAY.
ALLERGIES--
THE WATERY EYES.
THE RUNNY NOSE.
NOW THEY'RE
A LITTLE MORE BEARABLE...
BECAUSE NOW
KLEENEX COLDCARE ULTRA COMFORT
HAS THE 3-LAYER SYSTEM.
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SURROUNDED BY ULTIMATE SOFTNESS.
YOU WON'T FIND A SOFTER TISSUE.
AND COLDCARE HELPS KEEP HANDS
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LEAVING YOU FREE TO ENJOY
THE THINGS THAT MATTER MOST.
KLEENEX COLDCARE.
THE BEST CARE FOR YOUR ALLERGIES
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I'M A JUNK FOOD
JUNKIE.
IF IT TASTED GOOD,
I HAD TO HAVE IT.
I HAD THE THIGHS TO PROVE IT.
INTRODUCING A NEW DELICIOUS WAY
TO LOSE WEIGHT FROM SLIM-FAST.
NEW MEAL-ON-THE-GO-BARS.
THEY WERE MADE FOR ME.
I'VE LOST 15 POUNDS
ON THE SLIM-FAST PLAN.
AND I LOVED EVERY
MINUTE OF IT.
THE MILK CHOCOLATE PEANUT
IS INCREDIBLE.
JUST TOSS ONE IN YOUR BAG...
IT'S LUNCH.
22 VITAMINS AND MINERALS,
HIGH IN CALCIUM,
A WELL-BALANCED MEAL
IN FOUR FANTASTIC FLAVORS.
IT'S GOT A BIG PUNCH TO IT.
NEW SLIM-FAST
MEAL-ON-THE-GO-BARS.
EVERY DAY:
I AM SO GLAD I FOUND THESE.
MOM, KIDS ASKED MR. REACH...
FOR A FUN NEW TOOTHBRUSH.
SO, HERE'S REACH POWERBRUSH.
IT'S BATTERY POWERED,
HAS A SQUIGGLY ANGLED NECK...
AND HELPS KIDS FIGHT CAVITIES.
NEW REACH POWERBRUSH.
DON'T JUST BRUSH. REACH !
HHÑÑ
[ Woman ]
THE ENTIRE VESSEL IS
HEAVILY ENCRUSTED.
[ Man ]
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THE FASTER I GET THROUGH
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NEW DAWN POWER PLUS.
THANK YOU FOR CALLING
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NED: SOUNDS LIKE THERE'S
ENTIRELY TOO MUCH FUN GOING
ON IN HERE.
FELICIA: GOOD SESSION.
LOTS OF MATERIAL.
NED: GOOD.
DID FELICIA TIRE YOU OUT?
LILA: OH, NONSENSE.
OF COURSE NOT.
FELICIA: WELL, THANK YOU VERY
MUCH, LILA.
I'LL SEE YOU AT THE NEXT
SESSION.
LILA: OH, THE PLEASURE WAS
ALL MINE, DEAR.
NED: THANK YOU, FELICIA.
FELICIA: OH, SURE.
LILA: NED?
NED: YES?
FELICIA: BYE.
LILA: DID I EVER TELL YOU HOW
MUCH YOU REMINDED ME
OF MY BROTHER?
NED: NOW, IS THAT GOOD
OR BAD?
LILA: OH, GOOD, DEAR.
[JAZZ PLAYS]
SINGERS: ü UH HUH
UH HUH ü
JAX: YOU'RE THINKING YOU'RE
TRAPPED IN MIDAIR IN A TIN CAN
WITH A DESPERATELY DEPRESSED
BASKET CASE.
ALEXIS: I'M STILL THINKING
OF WAYS TO LIMIT YOUR FLUID
INTAKE.
JAX: OH.
ALEXIS: THERE'S NOT ROOM
ENOUGH IN THIS COCKPIT FOR TWO
BASKET CASES.
JAX: OH, DON'T WORRY.
I HAVEN'T BEEN DESPERATELY
ANYTHING IN --
OH.
ALEXIS: WHAT, DAYS, WEEKS?
HOURS?
I CAN'T IMAGINE WORSE THINGS
THAN WHAT YOU WENT THROUGH.
FIRST IT WAS BRENDA, AND THEN
YOU LOSE EVERYTHING YOU OWN.
JAX: OH, THAT.
YOU KNOW, WELL, I NEEDED
THE DISTRACTION.
YEAH. PEOPLE KEPT TELLING ME
THAT IT WOULD GET BETTER,
AND I KNEW THEORETICALLY THAT
EVENTUALLY I WOULD -- WELL,
THERE WOULD BE A MINUTE OR HALF
AN HOUR WHEN I WOULDN'T
MISS HER.
IT SEEMED IMPOSSIBLE THEN.
ALEXIS: AND NOW?
JAX: WELL, I KNOW IT'S BETTER
BECAUSE I'VE STOPPED WISHING
THERE WAS SOMETHING I COULD TAKE
FOR THE PAIN.
ALEXIS: MM-HMM.
I DIDN'T KNOW HER.
I'M SORRY.
I MEAN, I KNEW OF HER.
BUT I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME
THAT I SAW HER.
YOU WERE BOTH HAVING DINNER,
AND -- OH, MY -- I JUST STOPPED
IN MY TRACKS.
SHE WAS THAT BEAUTIFUL.
AND SHE WAS TELLING YOU SOME
STORY, AND IT MADE YOU LAUGH,
WHICH MADE HER SO DELIGHTED THAT
SHE LAUGHED AND THEN
YOU LAUGHED, AND I REALIZE
THAT'S WHAT MADE HER
SO LOVELY --
HER JOY AT YOUR JOY.
HMM.
WELL, I GUESS I CAN PUT MY SHOES
BACK ON.
I THOUGHT WHEN WE CRASHED,
IT WOULD BE EASIER TO SWIM
WITHOUT THEM.
JAX: WELL, A HEEL LIKE THAT
WOULD HELP KEEP THE SHARKS AWAY.
ALEXIS: OH.
VERY FUNNY.
OH.
AREN'T THE STARS AMAZING?
THEY'RE LIKE GOLD RAIN.
JAX: YEAH.
ALEXIS: LIKE AN INFINITY
OF CANDLES.
JAX: BIRTHDAY CANDLES.
ALEXIS: AH.
[MUSIC PLAYS]
SINGER: ü I CAN
HEAR HIS HEART BEAT ü
WOMAN: WHAT'LL IT BE?
SINGER: ü FOR A
THOUSAND MILES
AND THE HEAVENS OPEN
EVERY TIME YOU SMILE ü
MAN: GOOD THING FOR
YOU YOU SHOWED UP.
CARLY: HI.
TAMMY: HI.
CARLY: HI.
DO YOU KNOW A.J. QUARTERMAINE?
TAMMY: YES, I DO.
BUT HE HASN'T BEEN IN HERE
TODAY.
CARLY: OH, OK.
I'M PROBABLY A LITTLE EARLY.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GOING TO TAKE A LITTLE WALK
DOWN ON THE DOCKS WHILE I'M
WAITING.
TAMMY: OK.
WELL, WHEN I SEE HIM, I'LL TELL
HIM THAT YOU WERE IN.
CARLY: THANK YOU.
TAMMY: OK.
HEY?
BE CAREFUL DOWN THERE,
ALL RIGHT?
MAN: DID YOU BRING THE AMOUNT
WE AGREED UPON?
A.J.: FIRST OFF, WE DIDN'T
AGREE ON ANYTHING.
OK?
YOU DEMANDED, AND I COMPLIED.
I'M WARNING YOU --
IF YOU THINK YOU CAN CONTINUE
TO DIP YOUR HAND IN THE WELL
BY BLACKMAILING ME, YOU BETTER
THINK AGAIN.
MAN: NOW, WHO SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT BLACKMAIL?
IT'S LIKE I TOLD YOU, I HAD SOME
EXPENSES I DIDN'T COUNT ON.
A.J.: LOOK, I PAID YOU VERY
WELL FOR YOUR SERVICES
AND SECRECY.
MAN: WHO AM I GOING
TO TELL, HMM?
THE LAST THING I NEED IS SONNY
CORINTHOS AND JASON MORGAN
AS ENEMIES.
A.J.: YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO'S
EVEN WORSE?
ME.
MAN: LOOK, I TOOK A RISK
DOING THIS JOB.
NOW THE COPS ARE BREATHING DOWN
MY NECK,
AND I HAVE TO RELOCATE.
THAT'S THE ONLY REASON I NEED
THE EXTRA CASH.
A.J.: I REALLY DON'T CARE
IF YOU MOVE TO AMSTERDAM
OR TIMBUKTU.
IF ANYONE FINDS OUT THAT I HIRED
YOU TO TORCH THIS WAREHOUSE,
I WILL HANG YOU OUT TO DRY.
YOU UNDERSTAND?
OFFICER: CLEAR!
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IT'S A NEW TIME FOR LIPSTICK.
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IT'S ABOUT TIME LIPS HAD IT ALL.
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MAYBE SHE'S BORN WITH IT.
ü MAYBE IT'S
MAYBELLINE. ü
( snoring... )
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SONNY: SONNY CORINTHOS.
WOMAN: HANNAH SCOTT.
SONNY: HOW YOU DOING?
HANNAH: GOOD.
TAGGERT: PUT YOUR HANDS OVER
YOUR HEADS.
McGUINNESS, ADAMS, YOU TAKE
THESE GUYS.
OWENS, ROBERTS, UPSTAIRS.
A.J.: GO AWAY AND KEEP
YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
MAN: YOU WON'T HEAR ANOTHER
WORD.
[NOISE]
A.J.: WHO'S THERE?
IS SOMEONE THERE?

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