General Hospital Transcript Monday 3/22/99

Provided by Laura

JAX: IF WE GET TO KNOW EACH
OTHER BETTER, PERHAPS YOU'LL BE
MORE INCLINED TO MAKE THE DEAL.
HELENA: I'M ALREADY INCLINED,
MR. JACKS, AND NOT TO BUSINESS
ONLY.
MONICA: GOOD-BYE.
ALAN: IT'S BEEN A GREAT RIDE.
CARLY: A.J. AND MICHAEL
AND I -- I MEAN, THAT'S
EVERYTHING I'VE WANTED.
EDWARD: IT IS YOURS
FOR THE TAKING.
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE
BY ABC, INC.,
and JOHNSON & JOHNSON,
WHERE QUALITY HEALTH CARE
PRODUCTS HAVE BEEN A TRADITION
FOR GENERATIONS]
CARLY: YOU KNOW,
A.J., I CAN BE REALLY OBNOXIOUS
WHEN I'M STRESSED OUT.
MOST OF THE STUFF I SAY I DON'T
EVEN.
I MEAN, ASK BOBBIE, ASK JASON.
"ASK JASON."
THAT'S GOOD, CARLY.
THAT'S -- THAT'S DEFINITELY
THE WAY TO GET A.J. ON
YOUR SIDE.
NOT.
YOU KNOW --
YOU KNOW, THEY SAY WHEN --
WHEN PARENTS FIGHT ALL THE TIME,
KIDS BECOME NEUROTIC.
SO WE HAVE TO FIND SOME WAY
TO MAKE PEACE, FOR MICHAEL'S
SAKE.
AND THE KEY TO PEACE WOULD BE
KNOWING AND ADMITTING WHEN
YOU'RE WRONG.
SO I APOLOGIZE, A.J.
NOT QUITE.
IT NEEDS SOMETHING.
A.J., I FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT
THE THINGS I SAID.
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN EVER
FORGIVE ME?
HMM.
COURSE YOU CAN.
ALL RIGHTY, THEN.
NED: OH, THANK GOD YOU'RE
HERE.
IS IT HANDLED?
A.J.: WHAT?
NED: THE SHORTAGE --
THE CRITICAL SHORTAGE
OF PAPER CLIPS.
NOW, WE WERE GOING TO ASSIGN IT
TO SOMEBODY ELSE, BUT THERE'S
REALLY NO ONE HERE WITH
YOUR EXPERTISE.
A.J.: YOU KNOW, YOU NEED
TO EXPAND YOUR ACT, NED.
ONCE I TAKE OVER AS C.E.O.,
YOUR PAPER CLIP BIT WON'T PLAY.
NED: HUNKERING DOWN, ARE YOU?
I GUESS THE MOTIVATIONAL EXPERTS
ARE RIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT
CORPORATE INCENTIVES -- NOTHING
LIKE A SCREAMING BABY TO DRIVE
THE BAD PARENT TO HIS DESK.
A.J.: OF COURSE, YOU WOULDN'T
KNOW FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE,
NOW, WOULD YOU?
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW
YOUR DAUGHTER, NED?
NED: I MADE A SACRIFICE.
AND THE END RESULTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLTLT IHELL OF A LOT MORE THAN I CAN
SAY ABOUT YOUR SON.
AND CONSIDERING THE RATE
OF MICHAEL'S ADJUSTMENT,
YOU SHOULD BE HOLED UP IN THIS
OFFICE FOR THE NEXT DECADE
OR SO.
A.J.: ACTUALLY,
I'LL BE IN THE CORNER SUITE --
THE ONE YOU THINK OF AS YOURS.
IF I WERE YOU, I'D BE NICE
TO ME, NED.
LIKE IT OR NOT, I'LL SOON BE
YOUR BOSS.
EMILY: OH, GREAT, DAD.
THIS IS JUST GREAT.
JAX: YOU'RE SUGGESTING SOME
FORM OF PARTNERSHIP.
HELENA: I PREFER LIAISON OR,
PERHAPS, MERGER OF MUTUAL
INTERESTS.
HOW DOES THAT RESONATE FOR YOU?
JAX: WITH THE CASSADINE
ESTATE IN THE PALM OF YOUR HAND,
WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT
FROM ME?
HELENA: YOUR ASSURANCE THAT
IT WILL REMAIN THERE.
JAX: WELL, I'M NO
FORTUNETELLER.
HELENA: NO, YOU'RE A FORTUNE
HUNTER FAMOUS FOR STALKING
THE CAPITAL OF OTHERS.
AND BECAUSE YOU COULD PROVE SUCH
A FORMIDABLE OPPONENT, I HAVE
DECIDED TO HAVE YOU AS AN ALLY.
JAX: OH.
LUKE: THERE'S MY PRINCESS.
HELLO, BABY.
OH, YOU LOOK SO GORGEOUS TODAY.
GORGEOUS.
LAURA: WHEN DID YOU GET BACK?
LUKE: ARE YOU GOING
SOMEWHERE?
LAURA: WELL, THAT WAS
THE PLAN, BUT IF YOU'D LIKE
TO VISIT, WE CAN CERTAINLY
CHANGE OUR PLANS.
LUKE: OH, THERE'S NO NEED
FOR THAT.
I'LL ONLY BE HERE FOR A MOMENT.
I JUST WANT TO SETTLE ACCOUNTS.
THE AVERAGE BUTTERFLY TAKES
THREE DAYS TO FULLY SPREAD
ITS WINGS IN THE SPRINGTIME.
EACH SPRING, THE AVERAGE WOMAN
TAKES AS MUCH TIME TO REALIZE...
SHE HAS NOTHING TO WEAR.
PERFECT TIME
FOR THE PAYLESS SPRING SALE.
WITH A HUGE SELECTION
OF WOMEN'S DRESS AND CASUALS
FOR JUST $9.99,
YOU WON'T NEED
TO SPEND THREE DAYS
LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT SHOE.
NO WONDER THEY MIGRATE HERE.
IT'S YOUR CHOICE,
AND DOESN'T IT FEEL GOOD ?
[ Baby Cooing ]
KELSEY ?
WHAT YA DOIN', SWEETIE ?
LISTEN, KELSE,
DO DADDY A FAVOR.
DON'T TOUCH THE WATER !
KIDS WILL GET INTO WATER.
THAT'S WHY THEY
GET INTO LITTLE TIKES
NEW SUPER WATERSPOUT MOWER.
- OOH !
- [ Laughs ]
A GIANT WATER TANK
THAT CAN BLAST WATER
TEN FEET TO EITHER SIDE.
DESIGNED WITH A BUILT-IN BUBBLE
DIPSTICK, AND BUILT KID-TOUGH.
THE SUPER WATERSPOUT MOWER
FROM...
[ Giggling ]
uu
NEW...
BOTH OF THESE CONTAINERS
CAN GO INTO THE MICROWAVE.
ONE OF THEM
DOESN'T ALWAYS MAKE IT.
NEW...
IF YOU CAN'T REMEMBER HOW LONG
THEY'VE BEEN IN THE FRIDGE,
JUST REMEMBER,
ONE IS AFFORDABLE ENOUGH
TO THROW AWAY.
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LAURA: UH, YOU KNOW WHAT,
HONEY?
I THINK IT'S COLDER OUTSIDE THAN
WE THOUGHT, SO YOU'RE GOING
TO NEED A HAT.
WHY DON'T YOU RUN UPSTAIRS
AND GET YOUR BRAND-NEW
VELVET HAT.
IT'S HANGING ON THE BACK
OF THE DOOR.
CAN YOU DO THAT BY YOURSELF?
LESLEY LU: WANT TO COME,
DADDY?
LAURA: NO, NOT TODAY.
LUKE: I'D LOVE TO SEE
YOU IN YOUR NEW HAT, THOUGH.
I'LL WAIT RIGHT HERE.
I'LL JUST WAIT.
LAURA: YEAH, AND YOU KNOW
WHAT?
YOU CAN GET THE MUFF THAT GOES
WITH IT.
THAT'S IN THE BOTTOM DRAWER.
ALL RIGHT?
LUKE: OK, I'LL WAIT HERE
FOR YOU, BABY.
LAURA: GOING TO SETTLE
ACCOUNTS?
WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?
LUKE: IT MEANS A LOT,
BUT DON'T GET PARANOID.
I'M HERE ON VERY MUNDANE
BUSINESS.
I'VE GOT A STACK OF MAIL
AT THE CLUB, BUT SURPRISINGLY,
FELICITATIONS FROM YOUR ATTORNEY
AREN'T IN IT.
LAURA: ARE YOU SAYING THAT
I NEED A LAWYER?
LUKE: NO.
I'M SAYING I EXPECTED THAT
YOU ALREADY HAD ONE.
THIS IS AN INSTALLMENT
ON MY FAMILY OBLIGATIONS.
LAURA: OBLIGATIONS?
YOU THINK OF ME AS AN
OBLIGATION?
I'D RATHER YOU NOT THINK OF ME
AT ALL.
JAX: WHY AM I NOT FLATTERED?
HELENA: PERHAPS YOUR VANITY
IS INSATIABLE.
I HAVE NEVER JOINED FORCES
WITH ORDINARY MEN, OR PERHAPS
YOU DON'T GRASP THE SCOPE
OF MY OFFER.
JAX: YOU WANT TO JOIN FORCES
WITH ME.
TO WHAT END?
HELENA: TO SATISFY OUR MUTUAL
LUST FOR POWER, ETC.
JAX: I NEVER NEEDED YOUR HELP
IN THE PAST.
HELENA: YOU'VE NEVER BEEN
AS HUNGRY, AND I'VE NEVER BEEN
SOLE TRUSTEE OF A COMPANY
YOU WISH TO OBTAIN,
NOR, FOR THAT MATTER,
HAVE I EVER HELD THE KEY
TO AN EMPIRE YOU INTENDED
TO RAID.
JAX: I SPOKE TO YOU ABOUT
A SINGLE PURCHASE.
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAVE
LARGER DESIGNS?
HELENA: MUST WE BELABOR
THE OBVIOUS?
JAX: OBVIOUS?
NO, THAT'S NOT A TERM PEOPLE
USUALLY APPLY TO ME.
HELENA: OF COURSE NOT.
BUT DON'T TAKE UMBRAGE.
IT'S SIMPLY THAT NOTHING ESCAPES
MY DETECTION -- NOT EVEN
THE SUBTLEST MOVES BY
THE SMOOTHEST PLAYERS.
AND SMOOTH, MY DEAR MAN,
YOU ARE.
JAX: ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SAY FOR THE SAKE
OF ARGUMENT THAT I DID HAVE
DESIGNS ON CASSADINE HOLDINGS.
I'M RATHER ADROIT AT GETTING
WHAT I WANT.
HELENA: BUT YOU'VE NEVER
TRIED TO GET IT FROM ME --
A BRACING EXPERIENCE,
BUT A RISKY ONE.
ON THE OTHER HAND, I COULD BE OH
SO COOPERATIVE WITH THE RIGHT
ASSURANCES FROM YOU.
JAX: ASSURANCES?
HELENA: I MIGHT BE PERSUADED
TO SELL A PORTION OF WHAT
I CONTROL, SPARING YOU NO END
OF TIRESOME HALF STEPS
AND SO-CALLED COVERT MANEUVERS.
I COULD MAKE YOUR LIFE
INFINITELY EASIER,
AND YOU COULD MAKE MINE A GREAT
DEAL MORE PLEASANT.

FOR?
STEFAN: IS THIS WHAT
YOU SUMMONED ME TO OBSERVE?
NED: WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO, FIRE ME?
A.J.: DEPENDS ON
YOUR ATTITUDE, NED.
YOU SEE, I DON'T LIKE SARCASM
FROM MY SUBORDINATES.
NED: JUNIOR, YOU HAVE
NO SUBORDINATES.
WELL, EXCEPT FOR THE DUST MITES
THAT NEST ON THE PAPERS
YOU SHUFFLE AROUND.
A.J.: I'M ON THE FAST TRACK
TO THE TOP, NED.
NED: IF, GOD FORBID, YOU EVER
GET THERE AND YOU WANT THIS
COMPANY TO SURVIVE, I SUGGEST
THAT YOU ABDICATE IN FAVOR
OF YOUR SON.
WE'LL HAVE A MUCH BETTER CHANCE
OF SURVIVING WITH MICHAEL
AT THE HELM.
A.J.: GRANDFATHER KNOWS
I'M READY.
NED: OH, REALLY?
BECAUSE OF YOUR OUTSTANDING
PATERNAL INSTINCTS?
A.J.: WELL, NED, AT LEAST
MY SON IS WITH HIS FAMILY,
WHICH PUTS ME WAY AHEAD OF YOU.
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A CLUE
OF WHAT BROOKE LYNN'S DOING
RIGHT NOW --
NED: DON'T ASSUME.
A.J.: WHEN SHE SLEEPS,
WHEN SHE EATS, WHO SHE SEES --
BECAUSE YOU GAVE ALL THAT UP
TO BE THE BIG MAN ON CAMPUS.
AND NOW YOU'RE ABOUT TO LOSE
YOUR SPOT.
AND IF YOU WEREN'T SO SMUG,
I'D ALMOST FEEL SORRY FOR YOU.
FAILURE ON BOTH FRONTS.
OOH. MUST HURT.
NED: NO, WHAT WOULD HURT --
WHAT WOULD REALLY HURT IS SEEING
MY CHILD IN PAIN, HEARING
HER WAIL HERSELF TO SLEEP EVERY
SINGLE NIGHT BECAUSE SHE'S NOT
WHERE SHE WANTS TO BE.
SEE, WHAT WOULD REALLY HURT IS
TRYING TO COMFORT HER WHEN
I KNOW DAMN WELL I CAN'T
BECAUSE SHE IS CRYING
FOR SOMEBODY ELSE, SOMEONE
SHE NEEDS MORE THAN ME.
BUT I HAVE TO HAND IT TO YOU,
JUNIOR -- I MEAN, WHAT YOU LACK
N TALENT YOU CERTAINLY HAVE
MADE UP FOR IN CALLOUSNESS,
BECAUSE IT TAKES ONE COLD
BASTARD TO LAUNCH HIS CAREER
ON THE BROKEN HEART
OF HIS OWN SON.
DON'T YOU GET ENOUGH OF THIS
IDIOT AT HOME?
CARLY: HIS POKER FACE IS
SLIPPING.
YOU GOT THAT BOY RUNNING
SCARED, A.J.
A.J.: YOU THINK SO?
CARLY: OH, COME ON.
NED IS TOTALLY INTIMIDATED
BY YOU.
A.J.: HE DISGUISES IT WELL.
CARLY: NO, HE DOESN'T.
COME ON, DIDN'T YOU SEE?
HE WAS TOTALLY RATTLED.
A.J.: NO, NOT REALLY.
CARLY: OH, A.J., TRUST ME.
NED IS ON THE DEFENSIVE, OK?
HE CAN -- HE CAN FEEL THAT
YOU'RE COMING IN TO YOUR OWN.
THE BEST THING FOR YOU TO DO
WOULD JUST BE RELAX
AND ENJOY IT.
IT CAN BE A LOT OF FUN
TO CONTROL THE PEOPLE
YOU DESPISE.
FELICIA: STILL AWFULLY QUIET
UP THERE.
TONY: IS THAT A GOOD SIGN
OR A BAD SIGN?
FELICIA: AT LEAST EVERYBODY'S
CALM.
TONY: OR UNCONSCIOUS.
FELICIA: IF ALAN AND MONICA
WERE STRANGLING EACH OTHER,
EMILY WOULD CALL FOR HELP.
TONY: SO I GUESS EVERYTHING'S
FINE.
FELICIA: WELL, AT THE VERY
LEAST, THEY RAN OUT OF THINGS
TO SMASH.
TONY: MAYBE THEY'RE ACTING
CIVILIZED FOR EMILY'S SAKE.
BOBBIE: OR MAYBE THEY'RE JUST
ALL STRUCK DUMB WITH
EMBARRASSMENT.
TONY: WELL, IF THEY WERE
GOING TO DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT,
THEY WOULD'VE BEEN DEAD
LONG AGO.
BOBBIE: WELL, DON'T YOU THINK
ALAN AND MONICA WOULD BE
EMBARRASSED IF THEIR DAUGHTER
WALKED IN ON THEM IN BED?
TONY: HOW LIKELY IS THAT?
NOT THAT LONG AGO, THEY WERE
SHRIEKING AT EACH OTHER.
FELICIA: WELL, FOR ALL
WE KNOW, THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN
FOREPLAY.
EMILY: I -- I'M SORRY.
I THOUGHT THAT --
ALAN: THAT YOU WERE GOING
TOATCH ME IN THE ARMS
OF MY LOVER.
WELL, YOU WERE RIGHT.
MONICA: I ALSO CAME EXPECTING
THE WORST, AND I'M HAPPY TO SAY
WE WERE BOTH WRONG.
ALAN: YOUR MOTHER AND I --
WE'VE -- WE'VE COME TO TERMS.
MONICA: YEAH.
IT WAS A ROCKY RIDE,
BUT WE MADE IT.
EMILY: THIS IS SO GREAT,
YOU GUYS.
BUT WHY DID YOU COME HERE?
MONICA: THAT'S A LONG STORY.
ALAN: AND DOES IT REALLY
MATTER IN THE END?
EMILY: WELL, NO.
I MEAN, I GUESS NOT.
BUT NOW THAT YOU AND MOM ARE
SO CLOSE, DO YOU THINK MAYBE
YOU FEEL SORT OF READY TO COME
BACK HOME?
MONICA: GOOD QUESTION.
I WAS ABOUT READY TO ASK THAT
MYSELF.
THE INTRODUCTION OF VISINE
REVOLUTIONIZED EYE CARE.
NOW, THERE'S...
THIS SIMULATION SHOWS
HOW ITS MOISTURIZING FORMULA
SPREADS SOOTHING,
COOLING RELIEF.
LOOK FOR A MONEY SAVING COUPON
ON VISINE IN SUNDAY'S PAPER.
G
PEANUT BUTTER CUP.
OH, I LIKE TO EAT ONE
OF MY REESE'S RIGHT AWAY
AND SAVE THE OTHER
ONE FOR LATER.
IT'S LATER!
THERE'S NO
WRONG WAY...
Stephanie:
MMM-MMM!
TO EAT A REESE'S.
HEY, UH, CAN'T YA
JUST THROW THOSE IN THE DRYER ?
YOU CAN IF YOUR DRYER'S
NOT BROKEN... AGAIN.
WELL, NOW'S THE TIME
TO REPLACE OLD APPLIANCES.
SEARS HAS
THE TOP NAMES ON SALE.
- TOP NAMES, HUH ?
- YEAH, LIKE KENMORE.
A WASHER/DRYER PAIR'S
$120 OFF.
WHILE A REFRIGERATOR'S
CLOSE-OUT PRICED AT 499.88.
- I'M IMPRESSED.
- WELL, THERE'S MORE.
BUY ANY APPLIANCE
OVER $399,
AND CHOOSE 0% FINANCE CHARGE
'TIL AUGUST '99
WITH YOUR SEARS CARD.
OR CHOOSE FREE DELIVERY INSTEAD.
WELL ?
I CAN HANG THIS UP.
SURE CAN.
BUT YOU BETTER HURRY.
SALE ENDS SATURDAY.
FELICIA: ALL'S QUIET
ON THE UPSTAIRS FRONT.
I THINK WE DID THE RIGHT THING.
BOBBIE: YEAH, WELL,
EVEN IF ALAN AND MONICA NEVER
SPEAK TO US AGAIN.
TONY: HEY, THEY'RE GOING
TO SPEAK TO US.
WE SAVED THEIR MARRIAGE.
THAT WAS A BRILLIANT IDEA.
BOBBIE: THANK YOU.
TONY: I DO HAVE TO HAND IT
TO ALAN, THOUGH -- HE'S MORE
FORGIVING THAN SOME.
BOBBIE: ALAN IS FORGIVING?
WHAT DID ALAN HAVE TO FORGIVE?
TONY: WELL, YOU WANT ALL
NINE VOLUMES OR JUST THE FILES
FROM THE LAST FEW YEARS?
BOBBIE: TONY, IN THIS
PARTICULAR SITUATION, ALAN WAS
COMPLETELY IN THE WRONG.
TONY: WHY, BECAUSE HE HAD
A MELTDOWN?
IT DOES HAPPEN TO US HUMANS,
YOU KNOW.
BOBBIE: DON'T GET ME STARTED.
TONY: WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE
HE DIDN'T HAVE HIS REASONS.
I MEAN, HE LOST HIS SON,
THEN HE LOST HIS MEDICAL CAREER.
BOBBIE: HIS SON?
NOT THEIR SON?
OH, BOY.
ONE LITTLE PRONOUN CAN SAY
SO MUCH.
IN OTHER WORDS, SINCE MONICA
DIDN'T GIVE BIRTH TO JASON,
HER LOSS WASN'T AS INTENSE?
TONY: I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
BOBBIE: YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO.
YOUR MEANING WAS BLATANTLY
CLEAR.
ALAN IS JASON'S NATURAL,
FATHER, SO THEREFORE, HE HAD
EVERY RIGHT TO RUN RIGHT OFF
THE RAILS?
TONY: YOU ARE OFF THE POINT.
BOBBIE: I'M MAKING THE POINT.
YOU'RE SIDING WITH ALAN IN THIS
AS IF HE HAD SOME GOD-GIVEN
RIGHT TO UNRAVEL WHILE
HIS LONG-SUFFERING WIFE HELD
DOWN THE FORT.
TONY: NO, HE WAS COMING APART
AND HIS LONG-SUFFERING WIFE CUT
HIM OFF.
BOBBIE: BECAUSE HE LIED
TO HER -- AND LIED AND LIED
AND LIED.
TONY: SHE WAS JUDGMENTAL
AND SHE REJECTED HIM,
AND HE NEEDED SUPPORT.
BOBBIE: YOU CAN'T SUPPORT
A MAN WHO'S DETERMINED TO SET
HIS ENTIRE LIFE UP IN FLAMES.
ALL YOU CAN DO IS STEP OUT
OF THE WAY.
FELICIA: GUYS --
TONY: LIKE SOME STRANGER
IN THE STREET, RIGHT?
BOBBIE: YOU KNOW,
WHEN SOMEBODY STARTS TO BEHAVE
LIKE A STRANGER --
TONY: HE NEEDED HELP.
BOBBIE: OH, PLEASE.
FELICIA: GUYS, WHO ARE
WE DISCUSSING HERE, EXACTLY?
TONY: ALAN AND MONICA.
BOBBIE: WHO ELSE?
FELICIA: OH, REALLY?
STARTED TO SOUND A LITTLE
PERSONAL.
BOBBIE: IN WHAT WAY?
TONY: NOT AT ALL, NO.
FELICIA: OK, WELL, WHATEVER.
BUT DO ME A FAVOR --
REMIND ME NEVER TO PUT THE TWO
OF YOU INTO A ROOM TOGETHER.
NEVER MIND.
I'LL REMEMBER.
TAMMY: ANYTHING YET
TONY: NO.
IT'S BEEN TOO LONG.
SOMEBODY NEEDS TO GO UP THERE.
CARLY: WE WANT MICHAEL TO BE
HAPPY, RIGHT, SO THAT MEANS
WE'VE GOT TO FIND A WAY TO GET
ALONG, KEEP THE PEACE.
AND THE BEST WAY TO DO THAT IS
TO APOLOGIZE WHEN WE'RE OVER
THE TOP.
A.J., DO YOU THINK YOU CAN
FORGIVE ME?
I SAID SOME REALLY BAD THINGS
AND I FEEL REALLY BAD ABOUT
IT AND --
A.J.: CARLY,
I -- I SAID THINGS, TOO.
CARLY: I KNOW, BUT,
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE UNDER A LOT
OF PRESSURE.
YOU GOT MICHAEL AT HOME.
YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE HIM HAPPY.
YOU'VE GOT THIS JOB HERE.
YOU'RE TRYING TO HOLD
THE COMPANY TOGETHER.
AND IT MUST BE REALLY TOUGH
ON YOU.
A.J.: I DIDN'T REALIZE --
CARLY: WHAT, THAT I GAVE
A DAMN?
WELL, I DO.
I MEAN, YOU'RE MICHAEL'S FATHER,
YOU KNOW.
MY SON'S FUTURE DEPENDS
ON YOU AND I, WHICH IS WHY IT'S
REALLY IMPORTANT THAT WE FIND
A WAY TO WORK TOGETHER.
I MEAN, IT'S GREAT THAT HE'S GOT
AN EXTENDED FAMILY AND ALL,
BUT WE'RE HIS PARENTS.
YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE BOTTOM
LINE.
SO WE'VE GOT TO STAY FRIENDLY
AND WE'VE GOT TO FIND A WAY
TO BACK EACH OTHER UP
WHENEVER -- WHENEVER THERE'S
AN OPPORTUNITY.
A.J.: BACK UP?
WOW.
THAT -- THAT'S A VERY ATTRACTIVE
CONCEPT.
HARD TO FATHOM IN QUARTERMAINE
TURF.
CARLY: WELL, MICHAEL IS
YOUR FAMILY NOW, A.J.,
SO YOU CAN TEACH HIM LOYALTY.
A.J.: NOT THAT ANYONE'S
TAUGHT IT TO ME.
OH, MY MOTHER'S LOYAL,
ALL RIGHT -- TO JASON.
AND DITTO FOR GRANDMOTHER
AND EMILY.
NOW, GRANDFATHER -- HIS LOYALTY
COMES IN SPURTS.
RIGHT NOW HE'S HIGH ON ME,
BUT DOWN THE ROAD --
CARLY: HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'LL PROVE YOURSELF TO EDWARD.
A.J.: I CAN'T DO IT ALONE.
I MEAN, YES, I CAN HANDLE
THE BUSINESS END.
BUT MICHAEL -- HE'S A FULL-TIME
JOB, AND WE HAVE A LONG WAY
TO GO WITH HIM.
AND IT'S GOING TO TAKE A LOT
OF WORK FROM THE BOTH OF US.
CARLY: WELL, THAT'S --
THAT'S NOT GOING TO BE A PROBLEM
BECAUSE WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER.
A.J.: TEAMWORK.
CARLY: YEAH.
A.J.: THAT'S THE THING.
CARLY: THAT'S THE THING.
DO YOU FEEL LIKE WE JUST MADE
A PACT OR SOMETHING?
A.J.: THAT'S EXACTLY HOW IT
FEELS.
CARLY: SO THAT'S -- THAT'S
PROGRESS, HUH?
A.J.: YES.
AND PROGRESS MAKES ME HUNGRY.
COULD I INTEREST YOU
IN A SERIOUS MEAL?
CARLY: AS LONG AS IT'S
SOMEPLACE QUIET.
A.J.: AS IN ANYPLACE OTHER
THAN HOME.
AND NOT BECAUSE OF MICHAEL.
I DIDN'T MEAN THAT.
CARLY: NO, HEY, SAY NO MORE.
I LOVE THE QUARTERMAINE MENU,
BUT THE DINNER CROWD GIVES ME
A HEADACHE.
A.J.: I KNOW A GREAT SPOT.
YEP, I KNOW A GREAT SPOT,
AND I THINK YOU'LL LOVE IT.
CARLY: WELL, IF YOU LIKE IT,
I'M SURE I WILL.
A.J.: OK.
CARLY: THANK YOU.
A.J.: ALL RIGHTY.
HELENA: WELL,
YOUR TIMING HASN'T IMPROVED
A BIT, NOT SINCE YOU WADDLED
INTO THE AEGEAN SURF AT HIGH
TIDE.
STEFAN: BUT MY STROKE IS
CONSIDERABLY STRONGER.
HELENA: I'M NOT CONVINCED
OF THAT.
JAX: WARM FAMILY
REMEMBRANCES.
I WOULDN'T DREAM OF INTRUDING.
IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE.
HELENA: MAY I ASSUME WE HAVE
AN UNDERSTANDING?
JAX: YES, I'LL GIVE
YOUR OFFER SOME SERIOUS THOUGHT.
STEFAN.
STEFAN: WELL,
I SEE YOUR TASTE IN TOWEL BOYS
HASN'T CHANGED.
HELENA: I BELIEVE
THE EXPRESSION YOU'RE GROPING
FOR IS "BOY TOY" -- NONE
OF WHICH DEFINES MR. JASPER
JACKS.
STEFAN: WHAT ROLE HAS
MR. JACKS BEEN ASSIGNED?
CONSORT?
CONSCRIPT?
VICTIM?
HELENA: SURELY YOU'RE NOT
CONCERNED ABOUT HIS WELFARE.
STEFAN: WHY AM I HERE,
MOTHER?
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
HELENA: WHAT YOU COULD HAVE
GIVEN ME, I HAVE ALREADY
OBTAINED FOR MYSELF.
THAT IS WHY I'VE ASKED
YOU HERE --
TO INFORM YOU THAT I AM NOW
THE SOLE TRUSTEE OF
THE CASSADINE ESTATE.
STEFAN: MY ATTORNEY ALREADY
INFORMED ME.
HELENA: IF YOU'RE CONSIDERING
A COUNTERSUIT, I ASSURE YOU IT
WILL BE TO NO AVAIL.
STEFAN: WHEN HAVE I EVER
ANNOUNCED MY INTENTIONS TO YOU?
HELENA: WHEN YOU USURPED
THE POWER THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN
MINE AND TOOK MY GRANDSON AWAY.
OH, FINALLY.
FINALLY, AFTER ALL OF THESE
YEARS, THE TABLES ARE BEGINNING
TO TURN.
STEFAN: WELL,
ENJOY YOUR SMALL
TRIUMPH, MOTHER,
AND YOUR FEE FOR ADMINISTERING
THE ESTATE.
IT'S ALL YOU'LL TOUCH
OF THE CASSADINE LEGACY.
LIKE NIKOLAS,
IT IS FOREVER BEYOND YOUR GRASP.
LAURA: I DON'T WANT OR NEED
YOUR GUILT MONEY.
LUKE: "GUILT MONEY"?
IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL IT?
WHAT HAVE I GOT TO BE
GUILTY FOR?
LAURA: OH, I DON'T KNOW.
WALKING OUT ON ME, MAYBE?
LUKE: THAT'S YOUR VERSION.
OF COURSE, I WAS TOTALLY
UNPROVOKED.
LAURA: YOU MADE A UNILATERAL
DECISION WITHOUT EVEN GIVING ME
A CHANCE --
I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS.
LUKE: NEITHER DO I.
LET'S SKIP STRAIGHT
TO THE SPOUSAL SUPPORT.
LAURA: I DON'T NEED
YOUR SUPPORT.
LUKE: OH, NOSFERATU GOT
YOU COVERED?
WELL, YOU BETTER HANG ON TO THIS
FOR A RAINY DAY BECAUSE STEFAN,
I UNDERSTAND, HAS HAD A FEW
SETBACKS LATELY.
LAURA: I CAN TAKE CARE
OF MYSELF.
LUKE: PERHAPS, BUT
MY DAUGHTER HAS TO BE
CONSIDERED.
LAURA: DOES SHE LOOK
MALNOURISHED?
LUKE: THESE VELVET HATS
AND LITTLE GLOVES AND THINGS --
I MEAN, THEY DO ADD UP.
I KEEP HER IN VELVET -- ME.
LAURA: I FULLY INTEND TO GET
A JOB AND SUPPORT THIS HOUSEHOLD
MYSELF.
LUKE: I DON'T CARE
IF YOU TAKE OVER GENERAL MOTORS.
I TAKE CARE OF MY KID.
THEY CLEAN YOUR HOUSE...
POLISH YOUR FLOORS...
SHINE YOUR FURNITURE...
CORRECT YOUR ERRORS...
AND CAN KILL YOUR KIDS.
THE EVERYDAY HOUSEHOLD PRODUCTS
YOUR KIDS ARE SNIFFING
TO GET HIGH
HAVE ALWAYS BEEN
RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSE, TOO.
TALK TO YOUR KIDS
ABOUT THE DANGERS OF SNIFFING.
pC7%
==
OPRAH: NEXT "OPRAH,"
AN UNEXPECTED MOMENT THAT
TOUCHED THOUSANDS OF YOU.
MOVE BACK THE CAMERA THERE.
ARE WE TALKING ABOUT YOU?
TODAY, HOW DIANE'S SEARCH
FOR SOMETHING MORE IN HER LIFE
HAS CHANGED EVERYTHING.
>> TO LOOK AT HER, IT'S --
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WAS HER.
OPRAH: THAT'S A TRANSFORMATION.
IS SOMETHING MISSING
IN YOUR LIFE?
>> I HAD A BREAKDOWN
BECAUSE I JUST HAD NO MORE LEFT
TO G
IT'S THE DAY AFTER-- IN
HOLLYWOOD.
GOOD AFTERNOON, I'M MARC BROWN.
THE STARS WERE OUT IN FORCE AT
THE OSCARS AND THE PARTIES.
GET A CLOSE-UP LOOK AT THE
SPECTACULAR AND THE NOT-SO
SPECTACULAR FASHIONS-- ON
EYEWITNESS NEWS AT FOUR!
THEN IN OTHER NEWS-- A FUN DAY
AT A POPULAR AMUSEMENT PARK
TURNS DEADLY.
COULD THIS FREAK ACCIDENT HAVE
BEEN PREVENTED??
WE'LL HAVE ALL THE DETAILS.
AND-- NEARLY TWO-HUNDRED
SENIORS KICKED OUT OF THEIR
HOMES--
WITH NO WHERE TO GO!
NOW THEIR DESPERATE SEARCH TO
FIND NEW PLACES TO LIVE.
ON A-B-C-7 EYEWITNESS NEWS AT
FOUR.
LUKE: THAT'S MY HAT.
I THOUGHT I'D LOST THAT.
WHERE'D YOU FIND IT?
LESLEY LU: YOU LEFT IT HERE
LAST TIME.
LUKE: I DID, HUH?
AND YOU KEPT IT FOR ME.
LAURA: YEAH, SHE EVEN PUT IT
ON HER BEAR.
LUKE: DID YOU REALLY?
WELL, THANK YOU.
AND BE SURE TO THANK YOUR BEAR
FOR ME, BECAUSE I THINK I'M
GOING TO NEED IT.
IT'S PRETTY COLD OUT THERE.
YOU STAY ALL BUNDLED UP WARM,
WILL YOU?
HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD GIRL
FOR MOMMY?
LAURA: PRACTICALLY PERFECT
MOST OF THE TIME.
LUKE: WELL, THAT'S GREAT.
YOU KEEP THAT UP.
I'LL SEE YOU REAL SOON.
CARLY: OH, WOW.
THIS IS THE FAMOUS CAFE MATISSE,
HUH?
A.J.: YOU'VE NEVER BEEN HERE
BEFORE?
CARLY: NO.
DO WE HAVE A RESERVATION?
A.J.: NO PROBLEM.
CARLY: NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT'S NOT WHAT I HEARD,
ACTUALLY.
MAITRE D': AH.
YOUR USUAL TABLE,
MONSIEUR QUARTERMAINE?
A.J.: THANK YOU, FRANCOIS.
COME ON.
CARLY: OK.
FRANCOIS: MADEMOISELLE.
CARLY: OH, THANK YOU.
FRANCOIS: SOMETHING TO DRINK?
CARLY: OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I WILL HAVE A BOTTLE
OF CHAMPAGNE, YOUR BEST, FOR US?
OH. NEVER MIND.
I'LL JUST HAVE --
A.J.: NO, THE LADY WILL HAVE
A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE.
YOU DO HAVE CHANTS de CYGNE,
I HOPE?
FRANCOIS: OF COURSE.
A.J.: A BOTTLE OF
CHANTS de CYGNE FOR
MADEMOISELLE.
AND FOR MYSELF, A SPARKLING
WATER WITH A SPLASH
OF GRENADINE.
THANK YOU.
CARLY: A.J., I DON'T HAVE
TO DRINK, YOU KNOW, IF IT
BOTHERS YOU.
A.J.: OH, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I'D HAVE TO LIVE IN A CAVE.
YOU SEE HOW THEY KNOCK THEM BACK
AT THE HOUSE.
SO WHAT SOUNDS GOOD --
MEAT, CHICKEN?
CARLY: HMM.
SOMETHING I CAN READ?
HOW COME IT DOESN'T HAVE
SUBTITLES?
NO, REALLY, WHAT, I MEAN,
YOU DON'T SPEAK FRENCH,
YOU DON'T BELONG HERE?
A.J.: HEY, YOU'RE THE MOTHER
OF A QUARTERMAINE.
YOU BELONG WHEREVER YOU WANT
TO GO.
CARLY: HMM.
A.J.: YOU REMEMBER WHAT
I TOLD YOU A WHILE AGO, HMM?
ABOUT YOUR HAVING GREAT LADY
POTENTIAL?
CARLY: DO YOU STILL THINK SO?
A.J.: I KNOW SO.
WAITER: ARE WE READY
TO ORDER?
CARLY: DO GREAT LADIES CLOSE
THEIR EYES AND POINT?
A.J.: ALLOW ME.
CARLY: PLEASE.
A.J.: OK, WE'LL HAVE
SAUMON BERNAISE,
HARICOTS VERTS,
POMME DU TERRE AU FOUR.
WAITER: DEUX?
A.J.: DEUX.
WAITER: MERCI.
CARLY: SOUNDS DELICIOUS.
WHAT'D YOU GET?
NEVER MIND.
SURPRISE ME.
A.J.: YOU LIKE SURPRISES.
YOU'RE CERTAINLY FULL OF THEM.
CARLY: YOU MEAN LIKE
SURPRISE, MICHAEL'S YOUR SON?
A.J.: YES, THERE'S THAT.
AND I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS
EVENING -- APOLOGIZING THE WAY
YOU DID.
CARLY: WELL,
I'M NOT A TOTAL LOSS.
YOU KNOW, I'VE MADE A LOT
OF MISTAKES, BUT DEEP DOWN I'M
BASICALLY LOYAL.
YOU'LL FIGURE THAT OUT SOONER
OR LATER.
A.J.: WELL.
TO LOYALTY.
CARLY: TO LOYALTY.
A.J.: AND TO OUR SON.
CARLY: AND TO OUR SON,
AND TO HIS PARENTS.
AND TO HOPING THAT EVERYTHING
WORKS OUT IN THE END.
MONICA: IF THERE WAS A MEDAL
FOR BRAVERY IN FRIENDSHIP,
WE'D BE PINNING IT ON YOU.
ALAN: YOU TOOK AN ENORMOUS
RISK.
FELICIA: THAT YOU WOULD STOP
SPEAKING TO US.
ALAN: THAT WE'D STRING YOU UP
BY YOUR THUMBS.
BOBBIE: YEAH, WELL,
YOU KNOW, WOULD THAT HAVE BEEN
A JOINT VENTURE, THE TWO
OF YOU STRINGING UP THUMBS,
SIDE BY SIDE?
FELICIA: MIGHT'VE BEEN
WORTH IT.
TAMMY: HEY, SPEAK
FOR YOURSELF.
MY THUMBS ARE VERY SENSITIVE.
ALAN: OH, GOD.
ARE YOU READY?
MONICA: MORE THAN READY.
FELICIA: WELL, WHERE
YOU GOING?
ALAN: HOME.
FELICIA: WELL, WITHOUT
TELLING US WHAT WENT ON UP
THERE?
EMILY: WELL, THEY MADE UP.
THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.
FELICIA: OH, COME ON, WE NEED
SOME DETAILS.
MONICA: JUST CHALK IT UP
TO CHEMISTRY.
ALAN: OR ALCHEMY.
YOU KNOW, IT HAS THAT MYSTERIOUS
AND STRANGE KIND OF PULL.
MONICA: YOU'VE EITHER GOT IT
OR YOU DON'T.
ALAN: AND WE GOT IT.
MONICA: CAN WE GO NOW?
ALAN: RACE YOU HOME.
MONICA: ALL RIGHT.
EMILY: BYE.
FELICIA and TAMMY: BYE.
BOBBIE: EXCUSE ME.
DID YOU MISS THAT THIS WAS
A HAPPY ENDING?
TONY: JUST A SHAME THEY'RE
SO HARD TO COME BY.
NEUTROGENA HAND CREAM.
DEVELOPED IN NORWAY
FOR ARCTIC FISHERMAN...
TO PROTECT THEIR HANDS.
FIVE YEARS OF CLINICAL TESTS...
PROVE IT WORKS BETTER
AT RAPIDLY HEALING DRY SKIN.
AT RETAINING MOISTURE LONGER,
IT WORKS BETTER.
AND NOW,
NEW NEUTROGENA BODY MOISTURIZER.
IT WORKS BETTER TOO.
KEEP IT GOING.
O.K., THAT'S ENOUGH.
BAYER CAN RELIEVE JOINT
INFLAMMATION AND STIFFNESS.
TYLENOL CAN'T.
AND TAKEN REGULARLY,
BAYER CAN HELP
SAVE YOUR LIFE.
ASK YOUR DOCTOR.
"VERY COOL," I THOUGHT,
WHEN I SAW THAT TASTY-LOOKIN'
CLAUSSEN DILL WITH MY LUNCH.
COOL, CRISP, CRUNCHY,
SO I TOOK A BITE.
I GIVE IT A 99.

[ Screen Shattering ]
GO AHEAD, THROW IT.
I DESERVE IT.
THERE'S ORDINARY BEER.
THEN THERE'S
THE SMOOTH, REFRESHING TASTE
OF MICHELOB LIGHT.
ü YOU CHOOSE A FRIEND
FOR THE FAMILY ü
ü THANK YOU, MOM
YOU'RE SO SUPER TO ME ü
ü MOMS LIKE YOU CHOOSE JIF
CHOOSE JIF ü
CREAMY JIF HAS MORE PEANUT TASTE
THAN ANY OTHER LEADING
CREAMY BRAND.
WE HOT-ROAST
ONLY THE BEST PEANUTS...
FOR THAT GOLDEN COLOR...
AND RICH AROMA--
THE PEANUTTIEST TASTE OF ALL.
ü WHEN THE CHOICE IS RIGHT
WE ALL SLEEP TIGHT ü
ü MOMS LIKE YOU CHOOSE JIF ü
ü CHOOSE JIF üü

BOBBIE: YOU HELPED,
I THANKED YOU.
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
TONY: OH, I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN
YOU KNOW.
BOBBIE: IF I'D KNOWN YOU WERE
ANGLING FOR FAVORS --
TONY: ALAN GOT A SECOND
CHANCE.
WHY CAN'T I HAVE ONE?
BOBBIE: GOOD NIGHT, TONY.
TONY: ALAN PILFERED MONICA'S
JEWELS TO SELL FOR HIS DRUG
ADDICTION, FOR MANY MONTHS,
AS YOU POINTED OUT, AND YET
SHE STILL --
BOBBIE: ALAN TURNED HIS LIFE
AROUND.
TONY: SO YOU DO AGREE THAT
THAT IS POSSIBLE?
FELICIA: OH, HERE WE GO
AGAIN.
GUYS!
BOBBIE: IN SOME CASES,
YES, THAT IS POSSIBLE.
TONY: JUST NOT IN MINE.
BOBBIE: LEAVE IT
TO YOU TO TURN A JOYOUS MOMENT
INTO A CHANCE TO GRIND YOUR AX.
TONY: LEAVE IT TO YOU TO BE
A HYPOCRITE.
FELICIA: I'M HEADING HOME.
THE GIRLS ARE WAITING.
WALK ME TO MY CAR.
WALK ME TO MY CAR, TONY -- NOW.
CARLY: YOU KNOW JASON
WOULDN'T TAKE ME ANYWHERE THAT
DIDN'T SERVE BURGERS
AND FRENCH FRIES?
WHICH, YOU KNOW, I MEAN, I GUESS
JAKE'S IS FINE IF YOU'RE
SLUMMING IT, BUT WHO WANTS
TO SLUM IT ALL THE TIME?
A.J.: THANK YOU.
I HAD A FEELING THAT YOUR PALATE
WAS READY TO EXPAND.
CARLY: YOU DID?
A.J.: MM-HMM.
CARLY: HMM.
FISH?
A.J.: SALMON.
CARLY: OH.
IN A CREAM SAUCE?
A.J.: BERNAISE.
TRY IT.
CARLY: MMM.
A.J.: GOOD, RIGHT?
CARLY: MM-HMM.
MMM.
MMM, SUPERB.
CARLY: SO HOW'D YOU KNOW
THE THING ABOUT MY PALATE?
A.J.: HONEST TRUTH?
CARLY: MM-HMM. YEAH.
A.J.: YOUR EYES.
REALLY.
I LOOK AT EYES.
THERE ARE GLASSY EYES.
OK, THERE ARE EYES
THAT TUNE OUT,
EYES THAT LOOK INWARD,
EYES THAT LET YOU KNOW THAT
PEOPLE ARE ALERT,
EYES THAT WHINE,
EYES THAT LAUGH, AND THERE ARE
EYES THAT SAY, "I'M CALCULATING
THE ODDS."
CARLY: DON'T YOU DARE SAY
THAT'S WHERE I FIT IN.
A.J.: NO, YOUR EYES SAY,
"SHOW ME MORE.
SHOW ME EVERYTHING.
I WANT TO EXPERIENCE IT ALL."
CARLY: GREEDY EYES.
A.J.: NO.
SEARCHING EYES.
CARLY: OH.
A.J.: AND VERY NICE EYES,
BY THE WAY.
WHEN I --
WHEN I BOUGHT YOU YOUR HOME
STEREO UNIT AND I WAS BROWSING
FOR C.D.s, I WAS GOING TO STICK
TO MOSTLY POP AND ROCK, BUT THEN
I REMEMBERED YOUR EYES SAY MORE.
CARLY: YEAH.
MY EYES HAD NOTHING TO DO
WITH THAT, SO LET'S BE HONEST --
YOUR GRANDFATHER DID, RIGHT?
COME ON, YOU HAD TO BREAK
THE ICE WITH ME BECAUSE
YOUR GRANDFATHER WANTED TO GET
CLOSER TO MICHAEL AND
HE PROMISED YOU A BIG REWARD --
STOCK IN THE COMPANY OR MAYBE
A PROMOTION OR MAYBE BOTH.
AM I WRONG? I MEAN --
A.J.: DID JASON TELL
YOU THAT?
CARLY: NO, I FIGURED IT OUT
ALL BY MYSELF.
A.J.: DID I MENTION THAT
YOUR EYES ARE VERY INTELLIGENT?
CARLY: I GOT YOU!
A.J.: OK, SEE, I ADMIT --
I ADMIT GRANDFATHER OFFERED ME
THE MOON IN EXCHANGE
FOR MICHAEL.
CARLY: WELL, I HOPE
YOUR SPACESHIP IS FUELED
AND READY.
A.J.: BUT NOW THAT I KNOW
THAT MICHAEL IS MINE, I DON'T
CARE MUCH ABOUT THE MOON.
CARLY: YOU WANT TO WIN.
YOU WANT TO BEAT NED, RIGHT?
A.J.: OH.
OH, I WANT TO WIN, ALL RIGHT.
BUT NOT TO PROVE SOMETHING ABOUT
MYSELF.
NO, YOU SEE, I --
I WANT E.L.Q. FOR MICHAEL.
IT'S HIS BIRTHRIGHT.
AND I WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES
TO MAKE SURE HE GETS IT.
STEFAN: I WAS EXPECTING
YOU FOR DINNER.
LAURA: I KNOW.
I'M SORRY.
WE WERE WAYLAID.
I TRIED TO CALL YOU, BUT YOU'D
ALREADY LEFT.
STEFAN: I WAS CONCERNED.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
LAURA: LESLEY LU WAS TIRED,
SO I ALREADY PUT HER TO BED.
STEFAN: WHAT KEPT YOU?
LAURA: OH, JUST SOME
UNEXPECTED VISITORS.
YOUR SISTER WAS ONE OF THEM.
SHE CAME HERE TO BRAGE ME
WITH QUESTIONS ABOUT A MAN
I HAVEN'T SEEN IN MANY,
MANY YEARS -- THE DOCTOR WHO
DELIVERED NIKOLAS.
STEFAN: DR. LASTIRIS.
LAURA: YES.
APPARENTLY SHE WANTED TO GO
TO GREECE TO QUESTION HIM,
BUT BY THE TIME SHE GOT OFF
THE PLANE, HE HAD ALREADY DIED.
STEFAN: SUDDEN DEATH.
NATURAL CAUSES.
LAURA: A HEART ATTACK.
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
STEFAN: IT WAS HELENA'S
DOING.
LAURA: THAT'S WHAT
ALEXIS SAID.
BUT WHY?
STEFAN: DR. LASTIRIS RAN
THE PATERNITY TEST THAT
ESTABLISHED NIKOLAS AS MY SON.
HIS DEATH WAS MEANT
AS AN OPENING SALVO IN HELENA'S
CAMPAIGN OF REVENGE.
LAURA: OH, MY GOD, NO.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO BE
NEXT?
STEFAN: HELENA SUMMONED ME
TODAY TO ANNOUNCE HER
APPOINTMENT AS ESTATE TRUSTEE.
LAURA: BUT I DON'T
UNDERSTAND.
HOW DOES DR. LASTIRIS FIT IN?
STEFAN: LASTIRIS WAS
A PREVIEW.
NIKOLAS AND I ARE MEANT TO BE
NEXT.
LAURA: OH, GOD.
STEFAN: LAURA --
LAURA: OH, GOD, NO.
STEFAN: LAURA, THERE IS
NOTHING TO FEAR, I ASSURE YOU.
EVERYTHING IS PROCEEDING EXACTLY
AS I PLANNED.
THIS IS THE ONE.
I WAS SO PSYCHED
IT CAME OUT.
MY BROTHERS DARED
ME TO DO IT.
THEY DIDN'T THINK
I COULD KEEP UP.
KODAK MAX.
NOW I'VE GOT PROOF.
FILM THAT CAPTURES ACTION
AND TAKES GREAT PICTURES
IN ALMOST ANY LIGHT.
LOW LIGHT, SUNLIGHT,
ACTION OR STILL.
SO, WHEN'S THE HARD PART?
KODAK MAX.
IT'S ALL YOU NEED
TO KNOW ABOUT FILM.
..
BUCK, BUCK,
BUCK, BUCK...
AND THE CARAMEL EGG...
BUCK, BUCK,
BUCK, BUCK...
AND NOW THE NEW CADBURY'S
CHOCOLATE CREME EGG.
[DEEP VOICE]
BUCK, BUCK, BUCK.
FILLED WITH DEEP,
RICH CHOCOLATE.
[DEEP VOICE]
I LOVE THESE EGGS.
||
( snoring... )
WHEN DENTURES DREAM, THEY SEE
THE PERFECT DENTURE CLEANSER--
ONE WITH THE STAIN FIGHTING
POWER OF EFFERDENT
AND THE FRESHENING POWER
OF LISTERINE.
WELL, LITTLE FRIEND,
DREAM NO MORE.
IT'S REALLY HERE.
IT'S CALLED EFFERDENT PLUS
AND IT'S THE ONLY
DENTURE CLEANSER
THAT CAN MAKE YOUR DREAM
COME TRUE.
EFFERDENT CLEAN
AND LISTERINE FRESH.
AHH!
THAT'S EFFERDENT PLUS.
Man on P.A.:
Stop by Aisle 5
for Clairol's Herbal Essences.
It takes you where
no shampoo has... GONE BEFORE.
( woman moaning and laughing )
WITH ALL NATURAL BOTANICALS
AND ORGANIC HERBS
IN PURE MOUNTAIN WATER.
YES!
IT WILL LEAVE YOUR HAIR
LOOKING BEAUTIFUL.
YES!
YES!
IF YOU THINK THAT'S GREAT...
TRY THE BODY WASH.
( giggling )
Clairol's Herbal Essences.
IT'S ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY.
ü I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE ü
ONE OF THOSE DAYS
YOU NEVER WANT TO LOSE
TO SEASONAL ALLERGIES.
ü AND DON'T IT FEEL GOOD ü
TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR
ABOUT CLARITIN.
JUST ONE CLARITIN
TABLET DAILY...
BRINGS YOU 24 HOURS
OF NON-DROWSY RELIEF...
FROM SEASONAL ALLERGY SYMPTOMS.
CLARITIN HAS A LOW OCCURRENCE
OF SIDE EFFECTS,
SUCH AS HEADACHE, DROWSINESS,
FATIGUE AND DRY MOUTH.
ü I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE ü
DON'T LOSE A SINGLE DAY.
TAKE CLEAR CONTROL.
TAKE CLARITIN.
ü AND DON'T IT FEEL GOOD, HEY üü
BOBBIE: JUST WHEN I THINK
I CAN SEE THE OLD TONY,
OFF COMES THE GOOD-GUY MASK.
HE IS NOT THE MAN I USED
TO KNOW.
HE CARES ABOUT NOBODY
BUT HIMSELF.
TAMMY: OH, COME ON, BOBBIE.
NOW, YOU DON'T THINK HE CARES
ABOUT HIS OWN SON?
BOBBIE: TONY WAS READY
TO ABANDON LUCAS AND DISAPPEAR
WITH A KIDNAPPED CHILD --
A CHILD WHO HAPPENED TO BE
MY GRANDSON.
IS THAT THE ACT OF A CARING MAN?
AND THEN HE STOOD IN MY FACE
AND PROUDLY ANNOUNCED THAT HE'D
DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN, ONLY NEXT
TIME HE'D SNATCH LUCAS
AND MY SON WOULD NEVER SEE ME
AGAIN.
TAMMY: WELL, I HEAR YOU,
HONEY, BUT THAT WAS THEN.
YOU DON'T BELIEVE TONY'S
CHANGED?
BOBBIE: I CAN'T AFFORD
TO BELIEVE THAT, TAMMY.
I CAN'T TAKE A CHANCE
WITH MY SON.
A.J.: YOU SEE, I -- I WAS
A DRUNKEN SCREWUP,
AND THAT PLAYED STRAIGHT
INTO NED'S HANDS.
I MAY AS WELL HAVE GIFT-WRAPPED
THE COMPANY AND PLOPPED IT
INTO HIS LAP.
BUT NOW I'M NO LONGER A SCREWUP.
I'M A FATHER.
AND THAT'S LIKE A FEELING I --
I'VE NEVER HAD.
I'M STRONG.
NOT FOR ME -- WHO CARES ABOUT
ME? -- BUT I HAVE TO BE STRONG
FOR MY SON.
CARLY: YOU MEAN TO PROTECT
MICHAEL'S INTEREST?
A.J.: THAT'S RIGHT.
E.L.Q. IS RIGHTFULLY HIS.
BUT NED WILL FIGHT TO TAKE IT
AWAY.
CARLY: WELL, YOU WILL FIGHT
BACK.
A.J.: WITH ALL I'VE GOT.
CARLY: WELL, THEN YOU'LL WIN,
BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT ME,
AND, HONEY, I'M NO SLOUCH
IN THE WAR DEPARTMENT.
A.J.: AND YOU'RE ESPECIALLY
GOOD IN GUERRILLA WARFARE.
CARLY: NEVER LET THEM SEE
YOU COMING.
A.J.: CAN I TELL
YOU SOMETHING?
CARLY: NO.
A.J.: WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT
YOU LIED TO ME,
I WAS FURIOUS WITH YOU.
CARLY: YEAH, I REMEMBER.
AND NOW?
A.J.: NOW I'D LIKE TO
PUT THAT ALL BEHIND US.
I'D LIKE TO HAVE MY FRIEND BACK.
CARLY: I'D LIKE THAT, TOO.
NED: AND GUESS WHO TURNED UP
AT THE OFFICE.
JUNIOR.
SURPRISE, SURPRISE.
EDWARD: OH.
NED: AND CARLY FOLLOWING
CLOSE ON HIS HEELS.
EDWARD: OH, THAT'S
INTERESTING.
NED: YOU KNOW, MAYBE
WE SHOULD SEND OVER SOME
SLEEPING BAGS AND SOME EXTRA
CLOTHES.
NOW THAT THEY HAVE A CHILD
TO GET AWAY FROM, THEY MAY NEVER
COME HOME.
EDWARD: OH, NO, NO, NO.
A.J. AND CARLY MAY SURPRISE YOU.
DID A.J. GET THAT AGENDA DONE
FOR THE BOARD MEETING TOMORROW?
NED: DOES A.J. RECALL WHAT
AN AGENDA IS?
EDWARD: OH, NED --
NED: DON'T WORRY.
I'VE GOT IT COVERED.
MONICA: GUESS WHO'S HOME.
EDWARD: OH.
YOU'RE MOVING BACK, HUH?
NED: WELL, HOW DID YOU PULL
THIS OFF?
EMILY: ACTUALLY,
NED, YOU WERE RIGHT.
THEY WORKED IT OUT ON THEIR OWN.
ALAN: WITH A LITTLE HELP
FROM OUR FRIENDS.
NED: I HOPE YOU'RE
WELL-RESTED, BECAUSE SLEEP
AROUND HERE IS IN SCARCE SUPPLY.
EDWARD: OH, NED, JUST PLEASE
REFRAIN FROM YOUR DISCOURAGING
REMARKS.
WE DON'T NEED THOSE HERE TODAY.
NE SOMETHING WRONG
WITH THE TRUTH?
EDWARD: NO, NOTHING'S WRONG
WITH THE TRUTH.
NED: WELL, FROM WHAT
I UNDERSTAND --
ALAN: IT'S ALL EXACTLY
AS I REMEMBER IT.
LAURA: ARE YOU COVERING
FOR MY SAKE?
HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE THIS
BLASE IF HELENA'S PLANNING
TO KILL YOU AND NIKOLAS?
STEFAN: FOR THE MOMENT,
HELENA IS COMPLETELY ABSORBED
WITH THE PRIZE SHE BELIEVES
SHE'S WON.
SHE HAS NO IDEA THAT BEHIND
THE SCENES, I STEERED
THE TRUSTEESHIP TO HER.
LAURA: BUT WHY?
STEFAN: TO DISTRACT HER.
AND NOW IT SEEMS I'VE ACQUIRED
AN ALLY I HADN'T EVEN
COUNTED ON --
JASPER JACKS.
LAURA: WAIT A MINUTE.
DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT JAX WAS
ON YOUR SISTER'S SIDE?
STEFAN: MY MOTHER,
IN HER ARROGANCE, BELIEVES
SHE CAN LURE HIM TO DEFECT.
THAT SHOULD MAKE FOR INTERESTING
COMPLICATIONS --
HELENA ON ONE SIDE,
ALEXIS ON THE OTHER,
WITH JAX AS HER SECRET WEAPON.
MY MOTHER AND SISTER WILL
ANNIHILATE ONE ANOTHER,
LEAVING NIKOLAS UNSCATHED
AND IN POWER.
NOW, YOU SAID YOU HAD A COUPLE
OF VISITORS.
WHO WAS THE SECOND?
>> STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM
THE NEXT "GENERAL HOSPITAL."
THERE'S ONE THING
EVERYBODY
IN WASHINGTON
CAN AGREE ON.
THERE'S MORE
HEARTBURN THAN EVER!
AND MORE REPUBLINS.
MORE PAIN.
AND MORE BURNING,
AND MORE PRESSURE.
IT'S TIME SOMEONE
DID MORE ABOUT IT,
TOO.
ALKA-SELTZER DOES MORE,
WITH MORE MEDICINES THAN ANY
ANTACID OR ACID BLOCKER.
ALKA-SELTZER
SPEEDS COMPLETE RELIEF
TO YOUR WORST HEARTBURN
AND PAIN.
ALKA-SELTZER.
THIS COUNTRY
DESERVES MORE.
YOU SOUND LIKE
A DEMOCRAT.
DEMOCRATS JUST PROMISE MORE.
AND TRY...
WITH A GENTLE SLEEP AID
FOR NIGHTTIME PAIN RELIEF.
[ Woman ]
WHEN I COME HOME FROM WORK,
I JUST WANT TO PLAY WITH SAM,
NOT BE A DISCIPLINARIAN.
BUT HE'S GOT THIS
SECURITY BLANKET, AND I KNOW
IT'S TIME HE GIVES IT UP.
HE DRAGS IT EVERYWHERE.
BY THE END OF THE DAY,
I CRINGE WHEN I THINK ABOUT
WHAT'S CRAWLING ON IT.
EEW.
[ Announcer ] FINALLY,
THERE'S A DETERGENT THAT DOES
MORE THAN CLEAN, IT SANITIZES,
NEW TIDE WITH BLEACH, THE ONLY
WAY TO KILL 99.9% OF BACTERIA.
[ Woman ]
AS LONG AS HE GETS RID OF IT
BEFORE HE GOES TO THE PROM.
OOPS.
WATCHA LOOKIN' FOR ?
MY CEREAL.
ONE OF THOSE
CHOCOLATE THINGS ?
NOPE.
A MARSHMALLOW ?
UH-UH.
IS IT A CANDY THING ?
NOPE, JUST A KIX.
KIX HAS A CORN CRUNCH
THAT KIDS GO FOR.
AND KIX IS LOW IN SUGAR.
THAT'S WHAT MOMS GO FOR.
OOPS.
JAX: WE NEED TO REMOVE HELENA
AS TRUSTEE.
TAGGERT: EVEN WHEN IT COMES
TO CRIMINALS, YOU SELL OUT
TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER.
CONGRATULATIONS.
JUSTUS: IS THAT WHAT
YOU THINK?
CARLY: GLAD YOU'RE HOME,
JASON.
I NEED A FAVOR.
SONNY: A FAVOR?
FROM A KIDNAPPER?

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