General Hospital Transcript Friday 3/5/99

Provided by Laura

TONY: I WANT UNSUPERVISED
VISITS WITH MY SON.
BOBBIE: BUT YOU ARE NOT GOOD
FOR LUCAS.
LAURA: BUT IF I DON'T
CHOOSE YOU --
STEFAN: THEN AT LEAST I'LL
KNOW IT WAS YOUR DECISION,
NOT IMPOSED BY LUKE.
LUKE: I STILL LOVE HER,
BUT THE LOVE IS GETTING ALL
MIXED UP.
AND IF IT REACHES HATE, I COULD
DO SERIOUS DAMAGE.
MONICA: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
JASON WITH MICHAEL.
I REALLY DON'T KNOW IF HE COULD
ENDURE THIS.
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE
BY ABC, INC.,
and JOHNSON & JOHNSON,
WHERE QUALITY HEALTH CARE
PRODUCTS HAVE BEEN A TRADITION
FOR GENERATIONS]
TONY: HEY, BABY,
WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?
LAURA: OH.
MY GOODNESS.
NICE TO SEE A FAMILIAR FACE.
TONY: WELL, IT'S NICE TO HAVE
SOMEONE THINK OF MY FACE
AS A FAMILIAR, WELCOMING THING.
LAURA: I HAVEN'T BEEN IN HERE
SINCE RUBY PASSED AWAY.
TONY: YEAH.
I USED TO THINK OF IT AS KIND
OF A SPORT.
I WOULD COME IN HERE AND SEE HOW
LONG I COULD LAST BEFORE RUBY
WOULD THROW ME OUT.
TAMMY: HI. COFFEE?
LAURA: NO, THANK YOU.
TONY: I BET YOU TWO
HAVEN'T MET.
TAMMY: UH-UH.
LAURA: NO.
HI. I'M LAURA SPENCER.
TAMMY: YOU'RE LUKE'S WIFE.
I HAVE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.
LUKE: DIAMOND, DIAMOND,
IN THE ROUGH,
WHAT'S THE HARDEST,
RICHEST STUFF?
YOU ARE MINE, COLD-HEARTED
PRINCESS.
YOU ARE.
ALEXIS: WHAT?
JAX: IT'S ABOUT AN HOUR
BEFORE WE LAND IN ATHENS.
ALEXIS: YOU WOKE ME UP
TO TELL ME THAT?
JAX: CALL HIM.
ALEXIS: DR. LASTIRIS?
WHAT TIME IS IT ON THE GROUND?
JAX: IT'S LATE.
SO WHAT?
LET'S RATTLE HIS CAGE AND SEE
WHAT FALLS OUT THROUGH THE BARS.
ALEXIS: AND TELL HIM WE'RE
AN HOUR AWAY?
THERE GOES THE ELEMENT
OF SURPRISE.
JAX: ALL SURPRISING HIM DID
WAS GIVE HIM LOCKJAW.
THE ELEMENT OF BREATHING DOWN
HIS NECK MAY BE MORE EFFECTIVE.
NOW, HE HAS INFORMATION.
WHAT, WE DON'T KNOW.
BUT IF IT CAN HELP US TAKE DOWN
HELENA, DON'T YOU WANT TO SHAKE
IT OUT OF HIM?
JUST PUSH SEND.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
DR. LASTIRIS: HELLO?
ALEXIS: DR. LASTIRIS, THIS IS
ALEXIS DAVIDOVITCH.
I SPOKE TO YOU YESTERDAY.
DR. LASTIRIS: WHY ARE
YOU DOING THIS?
ALEXIS: WELL, ACTUALLY,
WE DIDN'T SPEAK VERY MUCH.
YOU WERE BUSY.
I'M SORRY, DID I WAKE YOU?
DR. LASTIRIS: WHAT DO
YOU WANT?
ALEXIS: WELL, AS I MENTIONED,
THERE ARE SOME QUESTIONS THAT
HAVE ARISEN AROUND THE
CIRCUMSTANCES OF MY NEPHEW'S
BIRTH, NIKOLAS CASSADINE.
YOU DELIVERED HIM.
WELL, HIS GRANDMOTHER, HELENA --
SHE SUGGESTED THAT I CALL YOU.
DR. LASTIRIS: THAT IS A LIE!
I TOLD YOU, I DON'T REMEMBER.
IF I HAVE TO CHANGE MY PHONE
NUMBER TO BE RID OF THESE
NUISANCE CALLS, I WILL.
ALEXIS: OH, IN THAT CASE,
WE'LL HAVE TO COME TO YOU.
I UNDERSTAND YOUR OFFICE IS
SOMEWHERE AROUND SINTAGMA
SQUARE?
DR. LASTIRIS: WHERE ARE
YOU CALLING FROM?
ALEXIS: OR WE COULD JUST COME
TO YOUR HOUSE.
I'M SURE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL
VIEW OF THE BAY.
[DIAL TONE]
ALEXIS: DR. LASTIRIS?
JAX: HE HUNG UP?
OH, THAT WAS FUN.
ALEXIS: YEAH, LIKE PULLING
WINGS OFF A FLY.
HE IS MORTALLY TERRIFIED
OF HELENA.
JAX: WELL, AREN'T WE ALL?
ALEXIS: BUT HE'S DEFINITELY
A KEEPER OF ONE OF HER SECRETS,
AND I THINK I KNOW WHAT IT IS.
A.J.: HE'S GOT UNTIL 6:00.
EDWARD: WELL, THAT'S TRUE,
AND I SUPPOSE HE HAS ALEXIS
DAVIS APPEALING THE COURT ORDER
AS WE SPEAK.
A.J.: NO, THEY REFUSED
TO HEAR AN APPEAL.
EDWARD: DO YOU THINK
HE'LL RUN?
A.J.: I'M ASSUMING HE'LL TRY.
THAT'S WHY I HAVE A
P.I. WATCHING HIM.
EDWARD: OH.
A.J.: IF IT TAKES THROWING
JASON IN JAIL FOR CONTEMPT
OF COURT TO GET MICHAEL IN THIS
HOUSE, I'LL DO IT.
AND THEN ALL THAT'S LEFT IS
TO KEEP THE WOMEN IN THIS HOUSE
OCCUPIED UNTIL IT GETS DONE,
BECAUSE THE LAST THING I WANT IS
MY SON'S ARRIVAL ACCOMPANIED
BY A LOT OF SOBBING FOR POOR
JASON.
EDWARD: AND CARLY?
A.J.: OH, SHE'S UPSTAIRS
DOING BUSY WORK ON THE NURSERY.
SHE WON'T LEAVE THIS HOUSE UNTIL
MICHAEL'S IN IT.
EDWARD: YOU'VE THOUGHT
OF EVERYTHING.
YOU KNOW, IN FACT, YOU'RE
NO LONGER THE SAME --
A.J.: THE SAME LITTLE FAMILY
WEAKLING.
WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY?
FATHERHOOD CHANGES A MAN.
MONICA: MAY I COME IN?
JASON: I JUST HAVE
UNTIL 6:00.
MONICA: FOR WHAT?
I MEAN, EXCUSE ME.
I WON'T STAY VERY LONG.
I WON'T EVEN STAY SIX MINUTES.
THANK YOU.
JASON: MICHAEL'S ASLEEP.
MONICA: WELL, I DIDN'T COME
TO SEE MICHAEL.
JASON: YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HOME.
MONICA: LOOK, JASON, I CAN'T
STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU -- HOW
DEVASTATING THIS MUST BE AND HOW
ALONE YOU MUST FEEL.
THE FAMILY HAS BEEN TALKING
ABOUT, YOU KNOW, PUTTING
ON A UNITED FRONT -- LIKE,
WHEN HAS THAT HAPPENED?
I KNOW THAT CARLY AND A.J. HAVE
PETITIONED THE COURT
FOR TEMPORARY CUSTODY
OF MICHAEL, AND IT LOOKS LIKE
THAT COULD BE GRANTED,
AND MAINLY BECAUSE OF
THE WAREHOUSE FIRE.
I JUST CAN'T GET BEHIND THEM,
JASON, BECAUSE I CAN'T STOP
SEEING THIS THROUGH YOUR EYES
AND HOW UNFAIR IT IS.
I MEAN, NOT TELLING A.J. THAT
HE HAD A SON -- THAT WAS WRONG.
BUT THAT WAS CARLY'S FAULT.
YOU'VE BEEN A WONDERFUL PARENT.
YOU'VE BEEN PROTECTIVE.
YOU'VE BEEN RESPONSIBLE.
YOU PUT MICHAEL'S NEEDS ABOVE
YOURS TIME AND TIME AGAIN.
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS
WITH THIS PETITION,
YOUR PLACE IN MICHAEL'S LIFE
MUST BE RESPECTED.
YOU HAVE TO BE A PART
OF HIS LIFE.
ANYWAY, I AM HERE JUST TO SAY
THAT I WILL DO ANYTHING THAT
YOU WANT TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN.
JASON: THANK YOU.
MONICA: WELL, I'M SURE
YOU MUST BE SKEPTICAL ABOUT
THIS.
I DON'T BLAME YOU.
JASON: NO, NO, I KNOW
YOU MEAN IT,
BECAUSE YOU'RE MY MOTHER
AND YOU LOVE ME.
ü YUM, BRRR ü
ü COOL, COOL LA LA ü
ü COOL, COOL ON THE TONGUE ü
ü COOL LA LA COOL ü
ü SO REFRESHING ü
ü COOL ON THE TONGUE ü
ü COOL LA LA COOL ü
ü SO COOL ü
ü COOL ON THE TONGUE ü
ü PEP-O-MINT ü
ü COOL LA LA COOL ü
ü WINT-O-GREEN ü
ü COOL ON THE TONGUE ü
ü COOL LA LA COOL ü
ü SO FULL OF ü
ü LIFE SAVERS ü
ü YUM üü
ü BABY LOVE
BABY LOVE ü
ü I NEED YOU
OH, HOW I NEED YOUR LOVE ü
[ Announcer ]
WH MAKES HIS SKIN
SO FRESH AND IRRESISTABLE ?
TRY PAMPERS BABY FRESH WIPES
WITH MOISTURE PILLOW QUILTING.
THEY CONTAIN JUST
THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF MOISTURE...
TO HELP LEAVE SKIN
CLEAN AND FRESH.
AND THEY'RE GENTLER
THAN THE OTHER LEADING BRAND.
ü BABY LOVE
BABY LOVE üü
PAMPERS BABY FRESH.
THERE'S NO FISH HERE.
LET'S JUST HAVE
LUNCH.
YEAH.
HEY, IS THAT SKIPPY?
SURE.
YOU GOT AN EXTRA ONE?
HEY, IS THAT SKIPPY?
SKIPPY, FOLKS.
RIGHT OVER THERE.
SKIPPY BRINGS OUT
THE PEANUT BUTTER LOVER
IN EVERYONE.
RIGHT NOW AT PAYLESS,
WHEN YOU BUY ONE PAIR OF SHOES,
YOU GET THE SECOND PAIR
AT HALF OFF.
ALL MEN'S, WOMEN'S AND KIDS'.
THE PAYLESS SHOE SOURCE
BUY-A-PAIR, GET-A-PAIR-HALF-OFF
SALE.
JASON: I DIDN'T
UNDERSTAND BEFORE.
I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WANTED
SOMETHING FROM ME, AND NOW I SEE
IT WASN'T THAT.
WHEN YOU HAVE A KID
AND YOU LOVE HIM, IT
DOESN'T STOP,
EVEN IF HE'S NOT WITH YOU,
EVEN IF HE
FORGETS YOU.
YOU KNOW, I AM GLAD I LEFT
YOUR HOUSE.
BUT I KNOW NOW WHAT I DID.
AFTER THE ACCIDENT,
WHEN I DIDN'T KNOW YOU
AND I TURNED AWAY FROM YOU,
IT WASN'T MY FAULT
BECAUSE I DIDN'T REMEMBER
YOU BEING MY MOTHER.
BUT YOU DID.
AND I AM SORRY.
I'M SORRY I HURT YOU THAT WAY.
MONICA: WELL, YOU DIDN'T --
YOU DIDN'T MEAN TO.
JASON: ALL I KNEW WAS THAT
YOU AND ALAN KEPT TRYING TO MAKE
ME DO WHAT YOU WANTED ME TO DO.
AND THAT SHOULDN'T BE A PART
OF IT.
MONICA: LOVE ISN'T SIMPLE.
NO, WAIT A MINUTE.
NO, WITH YOU, LOVE IS SIMPLE.
LOVE IS JUST LOVE.
AND I HAD BETTER GO BEFORE
I MAKE A REAL FOOL OF MYSELF.
JASON: ARE YOU EVER SORRY
I WAS YOUR SON?
MONICA: ARE YOU SORRY YOU HAD
MICHAEL?
JASON, I -- I WILL ALWAYS
LOVE YOU.
JASON: IT'S OK.
JASON: IT'S OK.
JASON: MONICA?
CAN I COUNT ON YOU TO KNOW
THAT WHATEVER I DO IS
FOR MICHAEL, EVEN IF IT SEEMS
LIKE THE WRONG THING?
MONICA: YOU --
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME FOR AT LEAST
THAT.
BYE.
JASON: GOOD-BYE.
EDWARD: SO, WHATBOUT EMILY?
A.J.: I GAVE HER 50 BUCKS
AND TOLD HER THAT MOM LEFT IT
FOR HER.
SHE HAD VOLLEYBALL OR SOMETHING
AFTER SCHOOL, AND THEN SHE WAS
MEETING HER GIRLFRIENDS
FOR PIZZA AND A MOVIE.
SHE SHOULDN'T BE HOME
BEFORE 10:00.
SO, NOW, WHAT ABOUT GRANDMOTHER?
CAN YOU GET HER OUT
FOR THE EVENING?
EDWARD: WELL, PERHAPS I CAN
CONVINCE HER THAT SHE'S NOT
FEELING WELL.
A.J.: YEAH, YOU'RE ALWAYS
VERY SUCCESSFUL IN TELLING
GRANDMOTHER WHAT SHE THINKS.
EDWARD: THANK YOU, A.J.
SO, WHAT ABOUT MONICA?
LAST TIME WE SENT HER TO A SPA.
A.J.: WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"LAST TIME"?
EDWARD: HUH?
WELL, DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
WE WERE TRYING TO TAKE MICHAEL
AWAY --
A.J.: GRANDFATHER, WE'RE NOT
TRYING TO TAKE MICHAEL AWAY.
WE'RE TRYING TO BRING HIM HOME.
EDWARD: A.J., YOU ARE GETTING
MUCH TOO SENSITIVE ABOUT
YOUR PERSONAL DIGNITY.
IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE,
ALL RIGHT, BUT IT CAN GET
IN THE WAY.
THE FACT REMAINS, WHEN JASON
BRINGS THAT BABY THROUGH THAT
DOOR, EITHER WILLINGLY
OR WITH A POLICE ESCORT,
AND MONICA FINDS OUT THAT THAT
JUDGE HAS AWARDED YOU CUSTODY
AND HAS DENIED HIM ANY
VISITATION, SHE'S THE ONE WHO IS
MOST LIKELY TO PUT UP
THE BIGGEST STINK.
SO, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO
TO PREVENT THAT?
A.J.: WELL, DAD'S
ON OUR SIDE.
NOW, MAYBE IF HE WERE TO INVITE
HER ELSEWHERE --
EDWARD: NO, NO, NO.
NOW, I VETO THAT STRATEGY
COMPLETELY, BECAUSE,
LOOK, ALAN AND MONICA ARE BARELY
GETTING THEIR LIVES BACK
TOGETHER.
AND IF SHE SHOULD FIND OUT
IF HE BETRAYED HER, EVEN THOUGH
IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE --
A.J.: NO, YOU'RE RIGHT,
YOU'RE RIGHT, GRANDFATHER.
I WANT TO KEEP DAD INNOCENT.
MAYBE IF I TELL HIM THAT MOM
NEEDS PROPPING UP, THAT
SHE NEEDS HIS HELP --
CARLY: MONICA?
NEEDS PROPPING UP?
SINCE WHEN?
TONY: BOBBIE AND LUKE
ACTUALLY CONSIDERED CLOSING THIS
PLACE UNTIL IN WALTZED TAMMY,
LIKE AN ANGEL FROM HEAVEN.
TAMMY: OH, WELL, THAT IS ONE
THING I HAVE CERTAINLY NEVER
BEEN MISTAKEN FOR.
AND ACTUALLY, THERE WAS
NO WALTZING INVOLVED.
I ALREADY KNEW YOUR HUSBAND.
LAURA: FROM THE CLUB?
TONY: UH, FROM FELICIA,
RIGHT?
TAMMY: NO.
ACTUALLY, IT WAS FROM THE CLUB.
I'VE WARMED A FEW BARSTOOLS
THERE ONCE IN A WHILE, AND WE'D
SHOOT THE BREEZE.
TONY: WELL, LUKE CAN TALK
A BLUE STREAK, THAT'S FOR SURE.
TAMMY: MM-HMM.
LAURA: WELL, HOWEVER BOBBIE
AND LUKE FOUND YOU, I'M VERY
GLAD.
AND ACTUALLY, I'M ABOUT
TO ENTRUST YOU WITH A SACRED
RESPONSIBILITY.
TAMMY: OH, NO.
LAURA: I'D LIKE TO BRIBE
MY DAUGHTER TONIGHT
WITH HER MOST FAVORITE MEAL
IN THE WHOLE WORLD,
WHICH HAPPENS TO BE THE JUNIOR
MUSHROOM BURGER AND A SIDE
OF CREAMED CORN.
TAMMY: OH, NOW, THAT IS
A YOUNG LADY WITH THE TASTE
FOR THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE.
COMING UP.
LAURA: THANK YOU.
TAMMY: MM-HMM.
TONY: WELL?
LAURA: WELL.
SEEMS LIKE YOU SEE MORE OF LUKE
THESE DAYS THAN I DO.
TONY: I RUN INTO HIM.
HE DOESN'T SAY MUCH,
THOUGH, AND I CAN TELL HE'S
MISERABLE.
LAURA: I HEAR YOU'RE BACK
AT G.H.?
TONY: YES.
THE "NEURO" WITHOUT
THE "SURGEON" HERE.
I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO HAVE
TO MOP FLOORS AND EMPTY
WASTEBASKETS FOR SEVERAL MONTHS,
BUT I'VE HAD A FEW CONSULTS
THROWN MY WAY, SO IT'S A START.
LAURA: WELL, STARTS ARE GOOD.
TONY: ESPECIALLY
FROM THE FORMERLY FINISHED.
I ALSO HAVE A COURT DATE
CHALLENGING THE RESTRAINING
ORDER THAT BARS ME FROM SEEING
LUCAS.
CHARACTER WITNESSES ARE
GOING TO BE --
HOW'S THE SAYING GO? --
"SCARCE AS HEN'S TEETH"?
LAURA: YEAH.
YOU KNOW, I WAS GONE SO LONG,
THERE'S SO MUCH THAT I CAN'T
EVEN FATHOM.
IT'D BE LIKE PUTTING A TIME
TRAVELER ON THE WITNESS STAND.
TONY: YEAH, A POSTHUMOUS
LETTER FROM MY LOST REPUTATION,
BUT THAT'S PARTLY WHY I ASK.
LAURA: WELL,
YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T HAVE
A PROBLEM TELLING A COURTROOM
WHAT YOU MEANT TO ME AND WHAT
YOU MEANT TO MY FAMILY.
TONY: BOBBIE MIGHT NOT
LIKE IT.
YOU KNOW,
I'M SURE I'M NOT THE ONLY PERSON
THAT EVER FEELS THIS WAY, BUT
EVERY TIME THAT I SEE YOU,
I ALWAYS WALK AWAY AND I THINK
HOW LUCKY I AM TO HAVE RUN
INTO HER, HOW LUCKY I AM TO EVEN
KNOW SUCH A WOMAN.
I DON'T KNOW.
I PAID FOR THAT.
I GOT TO GO, SO --
LAURA: OK.
TONY: I'LL SEE YOU.
LAURA: THANKS.
TONY: BYE.
LAURA: OH.
TAMMY: NO, YOUR ORDER ISN'T
READY YET.
LAURA: OH.
TAMMY: I --
I JUST DIDN'T FEEL FREE TO SAY
MUCH IN FRONT OF DR. JONES.
LAURA: MUCH ABOUT WHAT?
TAMMY: LUKE.
YES, YOUR HUSBAND -- HE IS
MY BOSS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL.
FOR BEAUTIFUL HAIR
IN THE REAL WORLDIT TAKES DAILY DEFENSE.
SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONERS
THAT PROTECT YOUR HAIR.
DAILY DEFENSE
SHIELDS YOUR HAIR FROM SUN
BLOW DRYERS, EVEN POLLUTION.
DAILY DEFENSE FROM CLAIROL.
DEFEND
YOURSELF!
I'M LOOKING AT A DRESS
AND AN ADDRESS.
- [ Man On Answering Machine ]
5:30. BE THERE.
- JACK, YOU KNOW I HATE SUR--
[ Dial Tone ]
...PRIZES.
[ Announcer
FOR SURPRISING STRENGTH WITHOUT
ALL THOSE MESSY WHITE MARKS,
THERE'S SECRET SHEER DRY,
pH BALANCED
FOR A WOMAN'S CHEMISTRY.
SO, WHAT IS THIS
ALL ABOUT ?
TEN YEARS AGO.
OUR FIRST DATE.
WE MET RIGHT HERE. YOU WORE
THAT LITTLE BLACK DRESS.
I WANT TO LIVE
THE WHOLE NIGHT AGAIN.
I LOVE IT.
[ Chuckles ]
'COURSE, THAT MEANS
YOU'LL BE SLEEPING ALONE.
I THOUGHT WE COULD
REWRITE HISTORY A LITTLE.
)
IF YOU THINK
ALL DRAIN CLEANERS ARE THE SAME,
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
THE PROBLEM WITH LIQUID PLUMR
IS THAT IT ONLY CLEANS HERE.
SO CLOGS KEEP COMING BACK.
THAT'S WHY WE INVENTED
NEW DRANO FOAMER.
IT EXPANDS,
FILLING YOUR ENTIRE PIPE
AND SCRUBS IT CLEAN,
GETTING THE GUNK LIQUID PLUMR
LEAVES BEHIND,
SO DRAINS
STAY CLEAR LONGER.
NEW DRANO FOAMER.
S.C. JOHNSON.
PUT WINGS
ON AN ORDINARY PAD...
AND IT'S STILL
AN ORDINARY PAD.
PUT WINGS ON STAYFREE'S
FOUR WALL MAXI...
AND YOU'VE GOT
SUPERIOR PROTECTION.
ONLY STAYFREE HAS WINGS AND...
FOUR WALL PROTECTION.
SIDE TO SIDE,
FRONT TO BACK.
AND STAYFREE'S PATENTED
STAY PUT WINGS...
HELP PROTECT
YOUR PANTIES AND YOU.
STAYFREE MAXI PADS WITH WINGS.
ALSO WITHOUT WINGS.
ü YOU'RE WHY I BAKE ü
ü A DUNCAN HINES CAKE ü
ü YOU'RE WHY I BAKE ü
ü A DUNCAN HINES CAKE ü
ü YOUR SMILE GIVES ME
THE INSPIRATION ü
ü TO MAKE A SWEET SENSATION ü
YOU DON'T NEED A SPECIAL
OCCASION TO BAKE A CAKE...
AS MOIST
AS A DUNCAN HINES CAKE.
JUST A SPECIAL PERSON.
ü YOU'RE WHY I BAKE ü
ü A DUNCAN HINES CAKE ü
ü YOU'RE WHY I BAKE ü
ü A DUNCAN HINES-- üü
ook what daddy gets.
VO: When you make a SPAMBURGER
hamburger...
DAD: Perfect.
VO: ...watch out.
'Cause it's so good...
DAD: I got it.
VO: ...it's gone.
BABY: (BABY BURP) Gaah...
VO: SPAM. So good...
...it's gone.
TAMMY: YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN
KNOW YOU, BUT IF YOU KNEW HOW
MUCH I ADMIRED YOU -- OH --
LAURA: WELL, I GUESS I SHOULD
COME IN HERE MORE OFTEN.
TAMMY: YOU KNOW, LUKE --
HE'S THE GREATEST.
HE'S GENEROUS. HE'S FUNNY.
HE'S JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT
OF CRAZY.
I MEAN, HE TREATS THE TRASH MAN
LIKE THE BISHOP, AND VICE VERSA.
AND ANOTHER THING THAT
I NOTICED --
WELL, YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED HOW
LONG?
LAURA: A LONG TIME.
TAMMY: A LONG TIME.
AND YET HE DOESN'T HAVE THAT
LOOK LIKE HE'S CARRYING A LEAD
WEIGHT AROUND HIM.
HE STILL HAS THOSE ROUGH EDGES,
AND HE'S NEVER ACTED LIKE
ANYTHING BUT HE'S COMPLETELY
FREE.
AND THAT'S GOT TO HAVE SOMETHING
TO DO WITH YOU.
YOUR BOY -- WELL, HE'S GOT
THE SAME THING.
LAURA: OH, RIGHT,
LIZ WEBBER WORKS HERE, SO THAT'S
HOW YOU KNOW MY SON.
TAMMY: YEAH, AND THAT'S HOW
IGNORANT I WAS.
I THOUGHT I COULDN'T CARRY
ON A CONVERSATION WITH A YOUNG
KID LIKE THAT, LET ALONE
AN INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION.
THAT'S GOT TO COME FROM YOU.
LAURA: YEAH, WELL, THANK YOU.
YOU'RE VERY KIND.
BUT, YOU KNOW, LIKE ALL
FAMILIES, WE HAVE OUR PROBLEMS.
TAMMY: YEAH, BUT WHEN PEOPLE
SEE ANY ONE OF YOU COMING,
THEY SIT UP AND THEY TAKE
NOTICE.
I MEAN, NOT EVERY FAMILY CAN BE
A MODEL FAMILY -- I KNOW THAT --
BUT TO HAVE THREE DISTINCT
INDIVIDUALS LIKE THAT,
THAT'S AMAZING.
NOBODY CAN TAKE THAT AWAY
FROM YOU.
LAURA: THANKS.
SONNY: YOU SPEND ALL
YOUR TIME FLAPPING YOUR JAWS
WITH THE CUSTOMERS?
TAMMY: I'M BUSTED.
I'M GOING TO GO CHECK
ON YOUR BURGER, OK?
SONNY: GIVE ME THE HOMEMADE
BREAD AND A SALAD.
YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE IT.
TAMMY: RIGHT.
SONNY: ALL RIGHT.
HELLO.
LAURA: HI.
SONNY: I KNOW LUKE'S OUT
OF TOWN, AND
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, LET ME
KNOW.
LAURA: I'M ALL RIGHT.
BUT THANKS FOR ASKING.
JASON: HEY.
JASON: YOU DIDN'T REALLY GET
A CHANCE TO LOOK AT THIS, HUH?
OUT THERE?
AND TOMORROW THERE WILL BE
SOMETHING DIFFERENT
FOR YOU TO LOOK AT.
LETICIA.
YOU KNOW, MICHAEL, WHEN I --
WHEN I PROMISED I'D TAKE CARE
OF YOU, I ALWAYS THOUGHT I WOULD
KNOW WHAT THE RIGHT THING IS.
AND THIS IS IT,
WHAT WE'RE DOING.
I THINK IT IS.
BUT IF I'M WRONG --
MICHAEL: BALL.
JASON: YES, IT'S A BALL.
MICHAEL: BALL.
JASON: THAT'S A BALL, YEAH.
MICHAEL: BALL.
JASON: ARE YOU FINISHED
PACKING?
LETICIA: YES.
JASON: OK, CAN YOU --
CAN YOU GET HIS BA READY
FOR HIM?
AND CAN YOU LEAVE OUT SOME
CLOTHES?
WARM CLOTHES.
WE'RE GOING TO LEAVE WHEN IT'S
DARK, OK?
I'LL SEE YOU IN A SECOND, OK?
A.J.: WELL, HOW'S LETICIA'S
ROOM?
WE WANT HER TO FEEL WELCOME
HERE.
ARE THERE TOWELS OUT,
THOSE LITTLE SCENTED SOAPS?
CARLY: I'M SURE THE MAID TOOK
CARE OF THAT.
WHY YOU TRYING TO GET RID OF ME?
WHAT HAPPENED WITH MONICA?
DID SHE COLLAPSE OR SOMETHING
WHEN SHE FOUND OUT YOU WERE
AWARDED TEMPORARY CUSTODY
OF MICHAEL?
EDWARD: OH, MONICA COULDN'T
COLLAPSE IF SHE TRIED.
A.J.: WE.
WE WERE GRANTED CUSTODY
OF OUR SON, AND THE WORD
"TEMPORARY" HAS NO REAL
RELEVANCE HERE.
EDWARD: A.J., WHY DON'T --
WHY DON'T YOU GO TAKE CARE
OF THAT MATTER THAT WE WERE
DISCUSSING WHILE I EXPLAIN
TO CARLY HOW WE EXPECT THINGS
TO GO THIS AFTERNOON, HMM?
A.J.: GOOD IDEA.
EDWARD: ALL RIGHT.
CARLY: HAVEN'T I BEEN
COOPERATIVE?
EDWARD: MORE THAN ANY OF US
COULD HAVE EVER EXPECTED.
CARLY: OK.
THEN WHY IS A.J. TREATING ME
LIKE AN OBSTACLE?
EDWARD: BECAUSE --
BECAUSE HE WANTS THINGS TO GO
SMOOTHLY THIS AFTERNOON WHEN
JASON BRINGS THE BABY.
YOU DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY
REASON THAT JASON MIGHT NOT?
CARLY: JASON?
EDWARD: UH-HUH.
CARLY: DO I?
EDWARD: UH-HUH.
CARLY: NO.
EDWARD: GOOD.
BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO KNOW THAT
TODAY IS THE CULMINATION OF MUCH
THOUGHT AND EFFORT AND HOPE
ON A.J.'S PART, AND HE DOESN'T
WANT TO BE DISAPPOINTED,
AND HE DOESN'T WANT THE CHILD
TO BE TRAUMATIZED.
BUT HE ALSO DOESN'T WANT --
AND HE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO FEEL
THIS WAY -- HE DOES NOT WANT
ANYONE AROUND WHO DOESN'T SHARE
HIS HAPPINESS.
CARLY: MONICA, TOO,
OBVIOUSLY.
EDWARD: YEAH, WHEN MONICA
COMES DOWNSTAIRS TOMORROW,
AND SHE SEES MICHAEL
IN A HIGHCHAIR AND STRAINED
PEACHES ON THE BUFFET, SHE WILL
UNDERSTAND THAT CIRCUMSTANCES
HAVE CHANGED, AND SHE WILL REACT
ACCORDINGLY.
IT'S WHAT QUARTERMAINES DO.
A.J.: I REALLY THINK IT'S
TAKING ITS TOLL ON MOM.
SHE HAS TWO SONS, AND
SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BE DISLOYAL
TO EITHER ONE OF US,
WHICH I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND.
SHE'S AFRAID TO SAY ANYTHING
FOR FEAR I'LL TAKE IT
THE WRONG WAY.
ALAN: WELL, I PROBABLY
HAVEN'T BEEN HELPING BECAUSE I'M
INSISTING THAT SHE TAKE
YOUR SIDE AND NOT REALLY
LISTENING TO HER.
A.J.: NO, I THINK YOU'RE
WRONG, DAD.
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS
LISTENED, WHO'S HELPED.
SHE SEEMS TO THINK SO.
ALAN: SHE SAID THAT?
A.J.: SHE MISSES YOU.
SHE RELIES ON YOU.
ALAN: I'LL GIVE HER A CALL
TOMORROW.
MAYBE I --
A.J.: BUT LOOK, DAD, I DON'T
WANT TO PUSH IT.
YOU CALL MOM WHEN YOU FEEL
LIKE IT.
ALAN: WELL, I FEEL LIKE IT
RIGHT NOW.
I FEEL LIKE CALLING YOUR MOM
ON THE CELL PHONE AND ASKING
HER OUT TO DINNER.
AND SO WILL YOU PLEASE STOP
BOTHERING ME?
JUST GET OFF THE TELEPHONE
SO I CAN CALL HER, OK?
A.J.: OK, DAD.
IF YOU SAY SO.
I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
ü YOU'RE WHY I BAKE ü
ü A DUNCAN HINES CAKE ü
YOU DON'T NEED A SPECIAL
OCCASION TO BAKE A CAKE...
AS MOIST
AS DUNCAN HINES.
JUST A SPECIAL PERSON.
ü YOU'RE WHY I BAKE ü
ü A DUNCAN HINES CAKE ü
ü YOU'RE WHY I BAKE üü
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DON'T WORRY, LITTLE ONE.
DADDY'S GOT TYLENOL
FOR HIS HEADACHE.
TYLENOL
WORKS ON HEADACHE PAIN...
WITHOUT THE RISK
OF STOMACH IRRITATION.
SO BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,
DADDY'S GOING TO BE RIGHT
AS RAIN.
[ Bell Ringing ]
OUT OF THE WAY, DUDE !
I'M LATE FOR LUNCH !
WEAVER CHICKEN NUGGETS.
THE TASTE KIDS HAVE TO HAVE.
A.J.: YOU CAN OPEN IT,
IF YOU WANT.
CARLY: IT'S FOR ME?
A.J.: NO.
I REALIZE THAT YOU THINK
EVERYTHING IN GIFT-WRAP IS
DESTINED FOR YOU, BUT,
NO, IT'S FOR MICHAEL --
A COMING-HOME PRESENT.
CARLY: OH, WELL.
A.J.: CARLY, SALLY CAN
REWRAP IT.
IT'S NO PROBLEM.
CARLY: NO, I'M SURE IT'S VERY
LOVELY.
A.J.: I WANT YOU TO OPEN IT,
PLEASE.
CARLY: A.J. --
A.J.: YOU LIKE IT?
CARLY: OH, WOW.
IT'S SOFTER THAN ANYTHING
IN THE WORLD.
A.J.: SPUN SILK.
CARLY: YOU MADE A MISTAKE.
A.J.: WHAT?
WHERE, MONOGRAM?
NO, MICHAEL QUARTERMAINE.
YOU DIDN'T THINK I WAS GOING
TO LET HIM KEEP THE MICHAEL
MORGAN.
CARLY: NO, THE Q LOOKED LIKE
AN O.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S EVEN BETTER THAN
THIS?
A.J.: HMM?
CARLY: THE WAY YOU'RE
SO EXCITED ABOUT HAVING MICHAEL
HERE.
A.J.: YOU KNOW, I'M GOING
TO LET YOU IN ON A
LITTLE SECRET --
I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO SLEEP
THE PAST FEW NIGHTS.
CARLY: I KNOW THE FEELING.
THE LAST FEW NIGHTS THAT I WAS
AT FERNCLIFF, I -- I HAD BEEN
WITHOUT HIM FOR SO LONG THAT --
A.J.: ME, TOO.
I'M NOT ACCUSING YOU.
I'M NOT.
I MEAN, WHAT'S DONE IS ONE.
BUT TONIGHT IS THE START
OF A NEW LIFE FOR THE THREE
OF US, CARLY.
LILA: SIT DOWN, DEAR.
FELICIA: OH, THANK YOU.
LILA: FELICIA, I KNOW WHY
YOU'RE HERE, AND I HOPE THAT
YOU REALIZE THAT MY REASON HAS
NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU
PERSONALLY.
FELICIA: NO.
NO, I DIDN'T THINK THAT.
BUT YOU SEE, NED WASN'T EXACTLY
CLEAR AS TO WHY YOU DIDN'T WANT
TO WRITE YOU MEMOIRS,
SO I THOUGHT I'D STOP
BY AND TALK TO YOU ABOUT ABOUT
IT MYSELF.
LILA: WELL, YOU'RE VERY,
VERY GOOD TO BE SO INTERESTED,
DEAR, BUT I'M AFRAID MY MIND IS
MADE UP.
FELICIA: JUST WAIT A MINUTE.
JUST HEAR ME OUT.
WHAT IF I COULD PROMISE YOU THAT
IT WOULD BE A COMPLETELY
PAINLESS PROJECT?
MOST PEOPLE WOULD THINK THAT
THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE, BUT I THINK
I HAVE A PLAN.
JAX: SO HELENA KNEW ALL
ALONG?
ALEXIS: WELL, I CERTAINLY
THINK SO.
I MEAN, WHEN THE SUPPOSED BOMB
WAS DROPPED, THERE WAS A FLICKER
OF SOMETHING, BUT I CAN TELL
YOU IT WASN'T SURPRISE.
JAX: WELL, HELP ME OUT HERE.
WHEN NIKOLAS WAS BORN, SHE TOOK
DR. LASTIRIS ASIDE AND --
ALEXIS: HAD HIM RUN WHATEVER
PASSED OFF AS A PATERNITY TEST.
JAX: YEAH, BUT THEN SHE KEPT
THE INFORMATION TO HERSELF.
WHY?
ALEXIS: BECAUSE IT GAVE
HER 18 YEARS OF DEFRAUDING
HER FAMILY.
JAX: HMM.
YOU KNOW, JERRY TELLS ME
YOUR BROTHER RUNS A TIGHT SHIP,
FINANCIALLY SPEAKING.
HE'D HAVE NOTICED.
ALEXIS: ALL RIGHT, THEN IT
GAVE HER 18 YEARS OF SOMETHING
ELSE.
JAX: SO THERE'S ANOTHER
SECRET.
WE'RE JUMPING TO A LOT
OF CONCLUSIONS HERE, AREN'T WE?
BUT SINCE WE KNOW THE GOOD
DOCTOR IS AT HOME IN A COLD
SWEAT, WHY DON'T WE PAY
THE OFFICE A VISIT FIRST AND SEE
WHAT STORY THE FILES TELL.
LAURA: ALL I CAN THINK IS HOW
DISAPPOINTED YOU MUST BE
IN ME NOW.
SONNY: ME?
I MEAN, LOOK, LAURA, YOU --
YOU AND LUKE ARE BOTH
MY FRIENDS.
YOUR MARRIAGE IS NONE
OF MY BUSINESS.
IT'S OUTSIDE THE REALM
OF COMMENT.
LAURA: I WAS AFRAID YOU MIGHT
NOT BE INTIMIDATED BY ME
ANYMORE.
SONNY: OH, THAT'S A POWER
YOU'LL POSSESS FOR LIFE.
NOT TOO MANY PEOPLE SCARE
THE HELL OUT OF ME ON FIRST
SIGHT.
LAURA: OH, THAT. ALL RIGHT.
SONNY: I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
I WAS TROUBLE FOR YOUR HUSBAND.
YOU BAWLED ME OUT ON THE FRONT
PORCH.
HOW COULD I EVER FORGET?
LAURA: WELL, THEN YOU TURNED
OUT TO BE ONE OF THE BEST
FRIENDS OF OUR FAMILY,
SO, YOU KNOW, THAT'S JUST
ANOTHER TIME THAT I HAD IT ALL
WRONG.
SONNY: AS A FRIEND,
WOULD YOU ALLOW ME TO POINT OUT
WHAT YOU GOT WRONG NOW?
YOU CAN'T BLAME 'EM.
THEY TRY.
BUT WHAT DOES A GUY KNOW
ABOUT A PERIOD ?
HE SAYS, "TAKE TYLENOL."
IT'S NOT ENOUGH.
I NEED MIDOL.
FOR THE CRAMPS, HEADACHE,
MAJOR-LEAGUE BLOATING,
MIDOL'S JUST AS STRONG
ON PAIN,
BUT IT DOES MORE
THAN ADVIL OR TYLENOL...
BECAUSE IT'S GOT SOMETHING EXTRA
TO FIGHT BLOATING
AND FATIGUE TOO.
I WIN.
MUST BE THE RENTED SHOES.
INTRODUCING HERSHEY'S BITES.
[ROAR]
NO--LITTLE BITES.
[MEW]
IN 4 OF YOUR FAVORITE FLAVORS.
NEW HERSHEY'S BITES.
FOR BIG TASTE,
HAVE A LITTLE BITE.
@@
ENTERPRISE RENT-A-CAR
FOR MY TRIP ?
LOOKS EXPENSIVE.
IT'S NOT EXPENSIVE, MOM.
THEY PICK US UP ?
SOUNDS EXPENSIVE.
PICKUP'S FREE, MOM.
WELL, IF IT'S NOT EXPENSIVE,
WHY DIDN'T I GET A CONVERTIBLE ?
PICK ENTERPRISE:
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HAS ANYONE SEEN DAVE?HEY, DAVE?
WHEN YOU GET WENDY'S
CHICKEN NUGGETS
YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL.
DAVE?
THEY'RE SO GOOD
EVERYONE'LL WANT ONE.
DAVE? YOU IN THERE?
( hi'h-pitched voice ):
NO, NO ONE'S HERE.
WENDY'S 99-CENT
CHICKEN NUGGETS.
ALL WHITE MEAT
SO THEY TASTE GREAT.
DON'T FORGET THE NUGGETS.
SONNY: YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY
TRYING TO HIDE IN PLAIN SIGHT,
HANGING YOUR HEAD LIKE YOU DID
SOMETHING TO BE ASHAMED OF.
HOW DO YOU FIGURE?
LAURA: I --
I DON'T KNOW.
I GUESS I'M JUST SORT OF TAKING
MY CUE FROM THE REST
OF THE WORLD.
EVERYBODY KNOWS EVERYTHING
ABOUT ME.
THEY KNOW THAT I'M NIKOLAS'
MOTHER AND THAT LUCKY RAN AWAY
FROM HOME AND THAT MY HUSBAND
LEFT ME, YOU KNOW.
EXCEPT YOU KNOW WHAT?
NOBODY MENTIONS ANYTHING.
SONNY: MAYBE THEY DON'T WANT
TO HURT, THEY DON'T WANT TO PRY.
MAYBE THEY'RE WAITING
FOR A SIGNAL FROM YOU HOW
TO PLAY IT.
LAURA: WELL, THEN,
I GOT TO GO BECAUSE I GOT TO GO
FEED MY LITTLE DAUGHTER AND GET
DRESSED BECAUSE I'M GOING
TO DINNER TONIGHT AT WYNDEMERE
WITH STEFAN CASSADINE.
SONNY: WATER'S NICE.
WIND'S DIED DOWN.
LAURA: DO YOU MEAN,
LIKE, THAT KIND OF A SIGNAL?
SONNY: IT'LL DO.
LAURA: THAT'S THE FIRST TIME
I'VE SAID OUT LOUD THAT I'M
SEEING STEFAN.
ALTHOUGH PEOPLE PROBABLY ASSUME
THAT I HAVE BEEN, RIGHT?
SONNY: YOU HAVEN'T?
LAURA: I HAVEN'T SAID IT YET
TO MYSELF.
BUT I GUESS THERE I AM,
LETTING THE PRISONER OUT.
PART OF MY LIFE THAT I USUALLY
TRY TO KEEP PRIVATE.
FEELS GOOD.
TAMMY: OK. HERE YOU GO.
SONNY: OH, YEAH.
LAURA: OH, OK. GREAT.
TAMMY: OH, NO.
HEY, I'VE GOT A LIST OF PEOPLE
WHOSE MONEY'S NO GOOD HERE,
AND YOU'RE ON IT.
LAURA: THANK YOU.
AND THANK YOU.
SONNY: ALWAYS A PLEASURE.
TAMMY: SWEET WOMAN.
SONNY: SWEET AND STRONG,
LIKE A GOOD DIJONNAISE.
YOU EVER HEAR SHE'S IN ANY KIND
OF TROUBLE, YOU COME TO ME.
TAMMY: OK.
FELICIA: DON'T YOU THINK THAT
YOUR FAMILY WOULD LIKE
FOR YOU TO SEE YOU WRITE
YOUR MEMOIRS?
LILA: THE FUTURE IS WHAT
COUNTS, DEAR -- TO THEM
AND TO ME.
EDWARD: HMM.
DID I HEAR THE DREADED M WORD
IN THESE HALLOWED HALLS?
FELICIA: MEMOIRS?
YES, THAT'S ME.
GUILTY.
EDWARD: YOU NEED ANY
REINFORCEMENTS, MY DEAR?
FELICIA: NO.
LILA MADE HERSELF VERY CLEAR.
NOW, I'M GOING TO RUSH HOME
TO MY HUSBAND AND TELL HIM THAT
I FOUND SOMEONE WHO IS FAR MORE
STUBBORN THAN HE IS.
I'M TEASING YOU.
NOW, YOU HAVE MY TELEPHONE
NUMBER IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND,
ALL RIGHT?
LILA: ALL RIGHT.
FELICIA: SO LONG. BYE.
LILA: BYE-BYE, LOVE.
EDWARD: GOOD-BYE, FELICIA.
EDWARD: I THOUGHT YOU TOLD
NED NO.
WHY CAN'T SHE LEAVE IT ALONE?
LILA: IT'S TAKEN CARE OF,
EDWARD.
YOU JUST HEARD FOR YOURSELF.
EDWARD: I WAS HOPING THAT
YOU WOULD COVER THE BOARD
MEETING AT WARD HOUSE FOR ME
TONIGHT.
BUT MAYBE -- MAYBE YOU'VE HAD
ENOUGH SOCIALIZING.
MAYBE YOU'D JUST LIKE TO REST.
WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO HAVE
REGINALD SERVE YOU YOUR DINNER
UPSTAIRS?
LILA: EDWARD, WHAT ARE
YOU PLANNING?
EDWARD: PLANNING?
LILA: OH, NEVER MIND.
GENERALLY SPEAKING,
I'M AS ANXIOUS NOT TO WITNESS
YOUR SHAMEFUL BEHAVIOR
AS YOU ARE NOT TO HAVE ME.
EDWARD: WHAT ARE YOU GOING
ON ABOUT?
I ONLY ASKED YOU WHERE YOU WOULD
LIKE TO DINE.
LOOK, I SAY
WE JUST GO OVER THERE.
[ Sighs ]
NO, LET'S JUST PLAY IT COOL.
WILL YOU COME ON ?
THEY'RE LOOKIN' AT US.
REALLY ?
YEAH.
- HUH ?
- OKAY, LET'S GO OVER THERE.
BUT I GET THE ONE
WITH THE MICHELOB LIGHT.
HOW COME I ALWAYS GET
THE UGLY ONE ?
THERE'S ORDINARY BEER.
THEN THERE'S
THE SMOOTH, REFRESHING TASTE
OF MICHELOB LIGHT.
ARE YOU TWO SISTERS ?
[ Clears Throat ]
I COULD FEED THIS THING QUARTERS
ALL DAY, BUT I STILL CAN'T GET
MY CAR TO SMELL CLEAN.
[ Announcer ]
WELL, HERE'S HOW TO GET BAD
SMELLS OUT OF FABRICS FOR GOOD.
FEBREZE ? FOUND IT
IN THE LAUNDRY AISLE.
AND I GOTTA TELL YOU.
IT REALLY WORKS.
UNLIKE THIS STUFF,
FEBREZE ACTUALLY CLEANS
SMELLS FROM FABRICS.
ALL YOU DO IS SPRAY.
[ Announcer ]
THEN FEBREZE GOES AND
FINDS THE SMELLS IN FABRICS,
AND GENTLY CLEANS THEM AWAY.
BY THE TIME IT'S DRY,
SMELL'S GONE. EASY, HUH ?
GOOD THING.
I PRACTICALLY LIVE IN HERE.
[ Announcer ]
TRIGGER-HAPPY ? THE IMPROVED
SPRAYER'S ON OUR BIG BOTTLE.
,,?
WHEN I TAKE
A LIQUID ANTACID,
I FEEL LIKE... EECHH.
IT'S LIKE LIQUID CHALK.
I'M NOT CRAZY
ABOUT ANY OF THEM.
IF YOU HAD SOMETHING
THAT TASTES BETTER,
I MEAN, IT WOULD BE A JOY.
INTRODUCING NEW
FAST ACTING MYLANTA SUPREME.
- WHAT MAKES IT SUPREME ?
- WOW !
THAT'S GOOD.
I'M NOT KIDDING.
-IT'S VERY LIGHT.
-YEAH, IT TASTES LIKE A DESSERT.
IT'S THE ONLY LIQUID ANTACID
WITH NO CHEMICAL PRESERVATIVES.
IT DOESN'T TASTE LIKE
MEDICINE, I'LL TELL YOU--
NO.
IT'S ACTUALLY HELPING
MY INDIGESTION NOW.
COULD I HAVE SOME MORE ?
IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE MAKEUP... IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE MAKEUP...
IT'S A NEW KIND OF NATURAL.
TRUE ILLUSION FROM MAYBELLINE.
SOME MAKEUP CAN CLUMP
AND LOOK OBVIOUS
BUT TRUE ILLUSION'S
EXCLUSIVE MICRO-MESH FORMULA
RELEASES COLOR PIGMENTS
WEIGHTLESSLY... EVENLY...
SUBTLY CONCEALING IMPERFECTIONS
FOR A FLAWLESS
YET MAKEUP-FREE
LOOK.
TRUE ILLUSION LIQUID MAKEUP.
AND NOW
NEW LIQUID-TO-POWDER
COMPACT MAKEUP
FROM MAYBELLINE.
ü MAYBE IT'S MAYBELLINE. ü
ALEXIS: Janitor?
JAX: HELLO?
ALEXIS: SHH!
JAX: ALL RIGHT.
THE JANITOR MIGHT COME BACK,
SO WE'D BETTER MAKE THIS
QUICK, OK?
JUST LOOK FOR ANYTHING.
[WOMAN SPEAKS GREEK]
[ALEXIS SPEAKS GREEK]
JAX: OH, WE FOUND THE DOOR
UNLOCKED.
WE'RE FRIENDS OF DR. LASTIRIS.
WOMAN: FRIENDS?
JAX: YES, FROM AMERICA.
AND WHO ARE YOU?
WOMAN: I WORK FOR HIM.
ALEXIS: AT THIS HOUR?
WOMAN: HE CALLED AND HE GOT
ME OUT OF BED.
THE OFFICE IS TOO FULL, HE SAID.
WE HAVE TO MAKE ROOM.
ALEXIS: MAKE ROOM?
WOMAN: HE'S OLD.
HE'S BEEN GOOD TO ME.
I DO WHAT HE WANTS.
TWO BOXES OF OLD FILES
TO THE INCINERATOR.
DR. LASTIRIS?
JAX: WHAT, HE'S HERE?
WOMAN: DR. LASTIRIS?
[WOMAN SPEAKS GREEK]
LAURA: HI.
I TOLD MRS. LANSBURY THAT
I COULD FIND MY OWN WAY IN.
STEFAN: YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.
LAURA: WELL, I HOPE SO.
I TOOK A LITTLE EXTRA TIME
AND TROUBLE GETTING DRESSED.
STEFAN: AND YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
LAURA: THANK YOU.
STEFAN: SEEMS TOO
SHABBY A WORD,
BUT I DIDN'T MEAN ONLY THAT.
SOMETHING ELSE HAS CHANGED.
LAURA: HOW SO?
STEFAN: USUALLY ENTERING THIS
ROOM, YOU HAVE THE AIR
OF SOMEONE ASCERTAINING
THE PATHS TO THE EXITS ARE
CLEAR.
LAURA: WELL, I WON'T BE
DASHING FOR THE DOOR THIS
EVENING.
AND I'M NOT LOOKING TO HIDE
BEHIND NIKOLAS.
I DON'T WISH THAT MY DAUGHTER
WAS HERE WITH ME.
I'M VERY HAPPY TO BE HERE
WITH YOU ALONE TONIGHT.
LUKE: AS YOU CAN SEE,
HERR KRIEG, IT'S THE SAME
QUALITY STONE THAT I ALWAYS
CARRY.
HERR KRIEG: ANOTHER OFFSPRING
OF THE VERY SAME DIAMOND,
I TAKE IT?
LUKE: CORRECT.
SO BY NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW
ITS WORTH BY ITS WEIGHT.
WHAT IS THE HOLDUP HERE?
YOU'RE STARING INTO IT LIKE
A CRYSTAL BALL.
HERR KRIEG: MM-HMM.
BECAUSE I APPRECIATE BEAUTY.
LUKE: YOU WANT BEAUTY?
HOP A TRAIN FOR THE LOUVRE.
I'M HERE FOR CASH.
MY TIME IS LIMITED.
HERR KRIEG: ALL RIGHT,
MR. SPENCER.
YOU HAVE A DEAL.
EDWARD: I'M GOING TO CALL
THE POLICE NOW.
CARLY: WHY?
EDWARD, JASON WILL BE HERE.
EDWARD: IT'S 6:00 NOW.
A.J.: I HAVE ONE MINUTE OF.
EDWARD: HE'S PROBABLY LONG
SINCE HEADED FOR THE AIRPORT.
A.J.: NO, I'D HAVE HEARD.
EDWARD: FROM WHOM,
YOUR PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR?
DID IT NOT OCCUR TO YOU THAT
LOSING SOMEONE WHO IS TAILING
HIM IS ONE OF JASON'S FEW
VOCATIONAL SKILLS?
EMILY: WHAT'S GOING ON?
EDWARD: YOUNG LADY, HOW MANY
TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU THAT
TARDINESS IS NOT A VIRTUE?
SHAME ON YOU FOR KEEPING
YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS WAITING.
WHAT TIME'S YOUR MOVIE?
EMILY: WHAT'S GOING
ON WITH JASON?
A.J.: EM, CARLY AND I HAVE
BEEN AWARDED CUSTODY OF MICHAEL.
EMILY: WHAT?
CARLY: WELL, IT'S ACTUALLY
TEMPORARY CUSTODY.
A.J.: YEAH, AND HE WAS
SUPPOSED TO BE HERE BY 6:00.
OBVIOUSLY, HE WANTS TO MAKE THIS
A POLICE MATTER.
EMILY: HOW COULD YOU LET THEM
DO THIS?
A.J.: EM, YOU KNOW, RIGHT NOW
THE BEST PLACE WOULD BE
FOR YOU TO BE IN YOUR ROOM.
CARLY: YOU KNOW, AND IT
WASN'T MY DECISION.
IT WAS THE COURT'S, SO --
EDWARD: YOU HEARD
YOUR BROTHER, YOUNG LADY.
GO ON.
EMILY: HE'S NOT IN CHARGE
OF ME.
NEITHER ARE YOU.
WHERE'S EVERYBODY ELSE?
MOM? GRANDMOTHER?
[DOORBELL RINGS]
EDWARD: KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN!
EMILY: YOU KNOW WHAT?
JASON IS NEVER GOING TO LET
THE POLICE TOUCH MICHAEL.
JOHNNY, HI.
CARLY: HI.
LETICIA.
YOU KNOW JASON'S GRANDFATHER,
AND JASON'S BROTHER.
A.J.: LETICIA.
LETICIA: HI.
EDWARD: AND COURTESY MAY BE
ALL WELL AND GOOD, BUT WHERE
THE HELL IS MY GREAT-GRANDSON?
A.J.: IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU,
BUT WHERE IS JASON?
EDWARD: GIVE ME THAT PHONE.
>> "GENERAL HOSPITAL" WILL BE
BACK IN A MOMENT, HERE ON ABC.
MMMM.
THESE FRIES ARE DELICIOUS !
ARE YOU SURE
I CAN EAT THESE ?
YEAH, THEY'RE LOW FAT.
I GOT THE RECIPE
FROM PAM.
PAM ?
I DON'T KNOW HER,
BUT I LIKE HER.
[ Laughs ]
ü LISTEN HERE, BABY ü
ü I HAVE ONLY ONE
BURNIN' DESIRE ü
ü LET ME STAND NEXT
TO YOUR FIRE, ü
ü OW ü
ü LET ME STAND NEXT
TO YOUR FIRE ü
ü UH, LET ME STAND ü
ü LET ME STAND NEXT
TO YOUR FIRE ü
ü OH, LET ME STAND
NEXT TO YOUR FIRE ü
ü OW ü
ü YEAH ü
ü YOU BETTER... ü
[ Announcer ]
FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS YEAR--
BLINK AND IT'S GONE.
CUT! KIT KAT
BREAK TIME!
A-1, 2, 3, 4!
ü GIMME A BREAK ü
ü GIMME A BREAK ü
ü BREAK ME OFF
A PIECE OF THAT ü
ü KIT KAT BAR ü
ü GIMME A BREAK ü
ü GIMME A BREAK ü
ü I WANNA TAKE A BREAK
WITH THAT KIT KAT BAR üü
- BUT MOM, I DON'T WANT
TO TAKE HIM WITH ME.
- MM-HMM.
YOU DON'T KNOW, MOM. LAST TIME,
HE GOT STUCK IN A TREE.
IT WAS ALMOST ON TV.
[ Announcer ] SOMETIMES
MOMS NEED A LITTLE HELP GETTING
KIDS TO DO THE RIGHT THING.
- HE GETS TWO ?
- FORTUNATELY,
THERE'S SUNNY DELIGHT.
- KIDS LOVE
THAT GREAT SUNNY D TASTE.
- MMM.
YOU LOVE THE VITAMINS.
[ Sighs ]
LET'S GO.
COME ON, SHORTY.
YEAH.
MR. SHORTY TO YOU.
REACH FOR THE GOOD STUFF.
REACH FOR THE SUN.
STEFAN: YOU HAVE NO CURFEW
TONIGHT?
LAURA: THE BABYSITTER IS
PREPARED TO STAY LATE.
STEFAN: GOOD.
ALEXIS: I CALLED
FOR AN AMBULANCE.
JAX: NO, IT'S A LITTLE LATE
TO DR. LASTIRIS.
A.J.: JUST PLEASE SAY
YOUR GOOD-BYES AND GO.
[MICHAEL CRIES]

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