General Hospital Transcript Friday 2/26/99

Provided by Laura

NIKOLAS: RAISING MONEY
FOR THE AIDS WING IS SOMETHING
I BELIEVE IN.
KATHERINE: WELL, WHAT DO
WE DO NOW?
NIKOLAS: ORDER LUNCH, GO OVER
SOME PLANS.
CARLY: YOU ARE MICHAEL'S
FATHER.
I AM NOT SELLING YOU OUT.
I AM NOT SELLING OUT OUR SON!
HELENA: TELL THE CAPTAIN
WE'LL BE LEAVING PORT
IMMEDIATELY.
NED: HELENA'S YACHT WEIGHED
ANCHOR AT DAWN.
ALEXIS: SHE LEFT?

ALEXIS: YOU'RE LATE.
JAX: AND YOU'VE BEEN
UNREACHABLE.
ALEXIS: I TOOK A PERSONAL
DAY.
BUT I DID LISTEN TO ALL
OF YOUR MESSAGES, AND I'M HERE
NOW.
JAX: WELL, I'M IN FAVOR
FOR PERSONAL DAYS.
ALL WORK, NO PLAY MAKES
FOR A VERY BORING LIFE.
BUT IF YOU WEREN'T GOING
TO FOLLOW UP ON DR. LASTIRIS
AFTER YOU FOUND HIS NAME
ON HELENA'S DESK, THEN
YOU SHOULD HAVE LET ME DO IT.
HER YACHT LEFT THE HARBOR
THE NIGHT BEFORE LAST.
ALEXIS: WHICH IS WHY I'M
DOING EVERYTHING TO FIND
DR. LASTIRIS NOW.
JAX: HAVE YOU TRIED TRACING
HIS SWISS BANK ACCOUNT?
KATHERINE: HI.
NIKOLAS: I THOUGHT WE WERE
MEETING AT THE GRILL.
KATHERINE: THE SUN WAS OUT,
AND I HAD SOME FREE TIME.
I DECIDED TO COME DOWN HERE
AND HAVE YOU WALK ME BACK.
UNLESS YOU OBJECT.
NIKOLAS: UH-UH.
I ENJOY WALKING WITH YOU.
KATHERINE: ARE YOU GOING
TO OFFER ME YOUR ARM, OR DID
YOU GIVE UP YOUR MANNERS ALONG
WITH YOUR TITLE?
NIKOLAS: LET'S GO.
KATHERINE: I'D BE DELIGHTED.
THANK YOU.
LUCKY: HOW WEIRD WAS THAT?
ELIZABETH: NIKOLAS
AND KATHERINE?
LUCKY: YEAH.
I MEAN, I KNOW SHE'S SUPPOSED
TO BE HIS FRIEND, BUT THAT
LOOKED A LITTLE MORE THAN
FRIENDLY.
FELICIA: THANK YOU.
SO, HAVE YOU EVER WALKED AWAY
FROM A JOB?
TAMMY: OH, YEAH.
LOTS OF TIMES.
YOU KNOW, YOU DEVELOP A SIXTH
SENSE FOR COPS AND CRAZIES --
NOT THAT A FEW OF MY CLIENTS
WEREN'T A BIT STRANGE.
BUT IF I GOT A REALLY BAD VIBE,
I WAS GONE.
FELICIA: WAS THERE EVER
A SPECIFIC INCIDENT WHERE
YOU DID WALK AWAY, AND WHY DID
YOU WALK AWAY? JUST A FEELING
UNLESS SOMETHING REALLY OBVIOUS
WAS WRONG, LIKE, YOU KNOW,
THE GUY WAS WAVING A GUN AROUND
OR SOMETHING.
FELICIA: YOU'VE HAD CLIENTS
THREATEN YOU WITH GUNS?
TAMMY: HMM -- ONLY ONE.
BUT HE WASN'T REALLY
THREATENING ME.
HE WAS JUST DISSATISFIED
WITH LIFE IN GENERAL.
FELICIA: OH.
LUKE: YOU CAN'T GET
NO SATISFACTION.
IS THIS FOR YOUR BOOK?
FELICIA: YES.
V READ IT.
SHE LIKED IT.
SHE REALLY DID LIKE IT, SO I'M
GOING TO FINISH IT.
LUKE: COOL.
FELICIA: THAT'S WHY I'M
PESTERING TAMMY.
TAMMY: OH, HONEY, I'M NOT
BEING PESTERED.
BUT I'M AFRAID I'M ALSO NOT
BEING VERY HELPFUL BECAUSE
I HAVE TO KEEP WALKING AWAY
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE INTERVIEW.
EXCUSE ME.
FELICIA: I HOPE YOU DON'T
MIND ME INTERVIEWING HER WHILE
SHE'S WORKING.
LUKE: I DON'T MIND
YOU SITTING HERE ALL DAY,
EVERY DAY, INTERVIEWING WHOEVER
YOU WANT.
YOU ADD A CERTAIN
UNASSUMING BEAUTY TO THIS PLACE.
FELICIA: OH, THANK YOU.
HOW ABOUT LETTING ME INTERVIEW
YOU?
SONNY: YOU GOING THROUGH
THE COST ESTIMATES?
JASON: YEAH.
AND 3% ABOVE BREAK-EVEN ISN'T
MUCH OF A PROFIT, SONNY.
SONNY: IT IS WHEN YOU'RE NEW
TO THE MARKET.
THIS DEAL'S GOING TO PUT US
IN BUSINESS.
IT GIVES US A LEGITIMATE PAYROLL
FOR OUR PEOPLE, A LEGAL BUYER
FOR THE THOUSANDS OF POUNDS
OF LEGAL COFFEE WE'RE GOING
TO BE MOVING THROUGH OUR LEGAL
WAREHOUSE.
COPS CAN RAID US TWICE A WEEK.
THEY AIN'T GOING TO FIND
ANYTHING.
JASON: SO THAT'S WHY YOU'RE
DOING THIS -- BECAUSE IT'S SMART
FINANCIALLY AND IT'S -- IT'S
WHAT YOU WANT.
I'M IN.
SONNY: WHY ELSE WOULD
I TAKE IT?
JASON: SO I'LL LOOK GOOD
ENOUGH FOR THE COURT TO LEAVE
MICHAEL WITH ME.
SONNY: HEY, LOOK, YOU KNOW,
I STILL THINK YOU SHOULDN'T WAIT
FOR THE COURT.
WHATEVER CARLY TOLD YOU IS
A LIE, I TOLD YOU A THOUSAND
TIMES.
YOU WANT TO KEEP MICHAEL?
YOU TAKE HIM AND RUN.
CARLY: 66 HARBOR VIEW ROAD.
YEAH, OK.
I'LL BE WAITING AT THE
GATEHOUSE, WHICH IS AT THE END
OF THE DRIVEWAY.
OK.
A.J.: IS THAT FOR ME?
CARLY: NO, SORRY.
ARE YOU EXPECTING A CALL
OR SOMETHING?
A.J.: OH, THE ATTORNEYS ARE
SUPPOSED TO LET ME KNOW
IF THEY FIND GROUNDS TO APPEAL
THE ORDER GIVING JASON TEMPORARY
CUSTODY.
CARLY: THE JUDGE HAS ALREADY
SEEN THAT AFFIDAVIT THAT
I SIGNED SAYING THAT JASON
THREATENED ME.
SO IF THAT DIDN'T WORK,
WHAT WILL?
A.J.: WELL, WE HAVE TO PROVE
THAT JASON IS DANGEROUS
TO MICHAEL.
HOW MUCH PROOF DOES A JUDGE
NEED?
TWO OF JASON'S BODYGUARDS DIED
IN LESS THAN A YEAR.
HIS LIMOUSINE EXPLODED.
AND NIKOLAS CASSADINE GOT
HIS THROAT SHOT OUT
BECAUSE HE HAD THE BAD LUCK
OF STANDING NEXT TO JASON.
WHAT, DO WE HAVE TO WAIT
FOR MICHAEL TO GET SHOT
OR SOMETHING?
CARLY: HE WON'T GET
SHOT, A.J.
JASON IS INCREDIBLY CAREFUL
WITH MICHAEL.
HE WOULD NEVER LET ANYTHING
HAPPEN TO HIM.
A.J.: OH.
WELL, THEN, GEE, I GUESS
I SHOULD JUST RELAX AND WAIT
FOR THE COURT TO GET AROUND
TO SETTING A DATE FOR
THE CUSTODY HEARING.
NEVER MIND THE FACT THAT MY SON
LIVES WITH A GANGSTER OR THAT
I NEVER GET TO SEE HIM.
CARLY: SORRY.
A.J.: ARE YOU?
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ON
YOUR WAY OUT.
TO VISIT JASON, MAYBE?
DOES YOUR SKIN CARE PRODUCT
OFFER INCOMPLETE CARE ?
MOST DO. EVEN SOME NEW ONES
DON'T OFFER EVERYTHING
YOUR SKIN NEEDS MOST.
NOW, HAVE IT ALL.
INTRODUCING...
DAILY PROTECTION AGAINST
UVA AND UVB RAYS,
VITAMIN E AND OLAY
MOISTURE IN ONE
COMPLETE PRODUCT.
NOT SOME OF WHAT YOU NEED
SOME OF THE TIME--
THIS ONE HAS IT ALL.
1-800-CONTACTS IS THE WORLD'S
LARGEST CONTACT LENS STORE,
WITH 4 MILLION CONTACTS IN STOCK
AND 50,000 SHIPPED EVERY DAY.
YOU'LL GET DELIVERY RIGHT AWAY.
CALL:
OOOHH! SINUS PAIN.
SO MUCH PRESSURE,
I JUST CAN'T FOCUS.
MOM, WHAT'S 13 INTO 260?
KEVIN...JUST GIVE
ME A MINUTE.
MOM, ARE YOU OKAY?
NOW CLEAR THE SINUS PAIN
WITH TAVIST SINUS GELCAPS.
IT'S NEW.
IT GOES BEYOND PAIN RELIEVERS
LIKE EXTRA-STRENGTH TYLENOL,
TO NOT ONLY RELIEVE PAIN,
BUT UNCLOG THE CONGESTION
THAT MAY CAUSE THE SINUS PAIN.
SO YOU'RE CLEAR-HEADED AGAIN.
CAN YOU SAY THAT AGAIN?
YOU WENT TOO FAST.
WHY SUFFER SINUS PAIN?
BE CLEAR-HEADED,
CLEAR THROUGH YOUR DAY
WITH NEW
TAVIST SINUS GELCAPS.
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CAN'T GET ENOUGH PEANUTS?
GET A PAYDAY.
(elephant trumpets)
SWEET CARAMEL
AND TONS OF SALTY PEANUTS.
CARLY: I AM GOING
TO VISIT MICHAEL.
A.J.: WHO HAPPENS TO LIVE
WITH JASON.
CARLY, WHAT HAPPENS IF HE TAKES
ADVANTAGE OF YOUR VISIT
TO THREATEN YOU?
CARLY: A.J., I'M NOT AFRAID
OF JASON ANYMORE BECAUSE I HAVE
YOU NOW TO COUNT ON.
A.J.: I HOPE SO.
CARLY: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
A.J.: NOTHING.
I -- I'D JUST HATE TO SEE
YOU MAKE A MISTAKE, THAT'S ALL.
IF JASON WERE TO FRIGHTEN
YOU BADLY ENOUGH, MAKING
YOU THINK THAT YOU SHOULD SWITCH
BACK TO HIS SIDE, WELL -- WELL,
THAT WOULD BASICALLY PROVE
TO THE COURT THAT YOU WERE
UNSTABLE, AND A JUDGE WOULD HAVE
NO ALTERNATIVE BUT TO THROW
YOU BACK IN FERNCLIFF, AND --
CARLY: I JUST WANT TO SEE
MY SON.
A.J.: I UNDERSTAND.
I WANT TO SEE HIM AS WELL.
BUT I WANT YOU TO REALIZE THAT
JASON IS NO LONGER AN OPTION
FOR YOU.
CARLY: JASON HAS NOT BEEN
AN OPTION FOR ME SINCE
HE KIDNAPPED MICHAEL.
A.J.?
A.J.: YEAH?
CARLY: YOU DON'T HAVE
TO THREATEN ME.
I'M HERE BECAUSE I WANT TO BE
HERE, BECAUSE I BELIEVE THAT
THIS IS THE BEST PLACE
FOR MICHAEL.
A.J.: AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHY
I DON'T WANT YOU TO JEOPARDIZE
OUR CHANCES AT CUSTODY.
CARLY: OK.
WHAT JUDGE IS GOING TO THINK
THAT I'M A GOOD MOTHER
IF I DON'T VISIT MY SON?
A.J.: YOU HAVE A POINT.
CARLY: BESIDES -- LISTEN,
JASON'S PROBABLY NOT EVEN THERE.
MOST AFTERNOONS HE'S WITH SONNY
DOWN AT THAT COFFEE WAREHOUSE.
A.J.: UH, WOULD YOU LIKE
A RIDE?
CARLY: NO.
I CALLED A CAB, ACTUALLY.
THEY'RE PROBABLY WAITING FOR ME
ALREADY, SO --
A.J.: WELL, ENJOY YOUR VISIT,
AND PLEASE TELL MY SON HELLO
FOR ME.
CARLY: I WILL.
A.J.: AHEM.
YEAH, I WANT TO ARRANGE
A MEETING.
SONNY: CARLY AND A.J. WANT
SOLE CUSTODY.
WHAT'S GOING TO HAEN
TO MICHAEL IF THE COURT AGREES?
JASON: HE'LL HAVE TO LIVE
WITH THE QUARTERMAINES.
SONNY: OH.
AND TA'S ALL RIGHT?
THAT'S GOING TO MAKE HIM HAPPY?
JASON: NO, IT'S NOT.
IT'S NOT GOING TO MAKE HIM
HAPPY.
SONNY: WHAT HAPPENS
TO MICHAEL WHEN HE'S AWAY
FROM YOU?
JASON: HE CRIES.
MICHAEL NEEDS ME.
SONNY: CARLY KNOWS THAT.
SHE'S DEPENDING ON IT.
I ALREADY TOLD YOU --
SHE CAME TO ME AND OFFERED ME
A DEAL THAT SHE AND I WOULD
DECIDE HOW YOU LIVED YOUR LIFE.
I SAID TO HER, "WHAT ABOUT
MICHAEL?"
SHE SAID, "OH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
HE'LL BE MISERABLE AND THEN
HE'LL CRY, AND THAT WAY
THE QUARTERMAINES WILL HAVE
TO LET JASON VISIT HIM."
JASON: CARLY IS DOING WHAT
SHE THINKS IS BEST FOR MICHAEL,
SONNY.
I DON'T AGREE.
BUT MICHAEL IS NOT A THING.
I CAN'T JUST TAKE HIM AWAY.
HE HAS A MOTHER WHO --
WHO LOVES HIM IN HER OWN WAY,
AND HE HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW HER.
SONNY: TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT
GOOD IT'S GOING TO DO
FOR MICHAEL TO KNOW THAT
HIS MOTHER IS A GOLD-DIGGING
TRAMP WHO SOLD HIM FOR A ROOM
AT THE QUARTERMAINES'?
JASON: I --
I JUST KEEP THINKING HOW IT WAS
FOR ME.
THAT NIGHT ROBIN SAID SHE HAD
TOLD A.J. THE TRUTH.
I LOVED HER MORE THAN ANYTHING,
AND SUDDENLY I DIDN'T KNOW HER.
SONNY, HOW CAN I DO THAT
TO MICHAEL?
HOW CAN I SIT HIM DOWN SOMEDAY
AND EXPLAIN HIS LIFE IS A LIE?
SONNY: IT'S NOT A LIE THAT
YOU LOVE HIM.
JASON: WELL, BRENDA WORE
A WIRE BECAUSE SHE LOVED YOU.
ROBIN TOLD THE TRUTH
BECAUSE SHE LOVED ME.
YOU KNOW, LOVE IS NOT A REASON
TO BETRAY SOMEONE, AND LYING
TO MICHAEL IS BETRAYING HIM.
SONNY: CARLY IS BETRAYING
HIM.
JASON: WELL, THEN IT'S EVEN
MORE IMPORTANT THAT I DON'T.
COME ON.
I CAN'T TELL MICHAEL THAT
HIS MOTHER DOESN'T WANT OR LOVE
HIM.
I CAN'T -- I CAN'T EVEN SAY THAT
I'M RIGHT TO TAKE HIM AWAY
FROM HER.
I'VE THOUGHT THIS THROUGH,
AND WHAT'S BEST FOR
MICHAEL RIGHT NOW
IS FOR ME TO STAY AND FIGHT.
FELICIA: I NEED THE JOHN'S
POINT OF VIEW.
NOT THAT I THINK THAT YOU'VE
EVER BEEN ONE, BUT I KNOW THAT
YOU WERE RAISED IN A --
LUKE: BROTHEL.
FELICIA: YES.
I THINK THAT YOU COULD OFFER
A UNIQUE PERSPECTIVE.
LUKE: MORE UNIQUE THAN
YOU REALIZE.
BUT FOR THE RECORD,
FELICIA, I HAVE, ON OCCASION,
FOUND MYSELF IN THE COMPANY
OF LADIES OF THE EVENING,
PAYING FOR THEIR AFFECTIONS.
FELICIA: OH.
WELL, THEN, COULD YOU HELP ME?
LUKE: GLADLY.
FOR A PRICE.
FELICIA: WHAT PRICE?
LUKE: A SIMPLE COIN TOSS.
HEADS, I TELL YOU EVERYTHING
I KNOW ABOUT THE CUSTOMER'S
POINT OF VIEW.
AND TAILS, I GET THAT STRIPTEASE
THAT I GOT CHEATED OUT
OF THE OTHER NIGHT.
FELICIA: WELL, YOU KNOW,
I REALLY DO BELIEVE THAT
YOUR INPUT COULD MAKE OR BREAK
MY NOVEL.
IT COULD BE THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN A WELL-INTENDED PIECE
OF FLUFF AND THAT GRITTY,
URBAN DETECTIVE NOVEL THAT I'M
TRYING TO WRITE.
LUKE: YEAH.
FELICIA: NO.
NO, I'M NOT GOING TO DO
THE STRIPTEASE, AND I'M
CERTAINLY NOT GOING TO BE DRUNK
ANYTIME SOON.
AT LEAST I DON'T THINK I AM.
LUKE: BUMMER.
OH, WELL.
THIS IS MY LUCKY QUARTER.
IT'S ALWAYS HANDY IF YOU EVER
CHANGE YOUR MIND.
FELICIA: HMM.
LUKE: OH, WHAT THE HELL.
LISTEN, I'LL ANSWER SOME
QUESTIONS.
SURE, GO AHEAD.
FELICIA: THANK YOU.
LUKE: YEAH.
FELICIA: ALL RIGHT.
I WAS TALKING TO TAMMY,
AND SHE TOLD ME THAT SOMETIMES
SHE GETS A SIXTH SENSE ABOUT
HER CLIENTS.
IF SHE GETS A BAD VIBE
FROM THEM, THEN SHE GETS
THE HECK OUT OF THERE.
I WAS WONDERING WHAT THE JOHN --
HOW DOES HE DECIDE ON A CERTAIN
WOMAN?
ALEXIS: NOW, WHY ARE
YOU SO SURE THIS IS AN ACCOUNT
NUMBER?
IT COULD BE A COMPUTER ACCESS
CODE, IT COULD EVEN BE A LOCKER
COMBINATION.
JAX: DO YOU HAVE A SWISS BANK
ACCOUNT?
ALEXIS: AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I DON'T.
JAX: OH.
WELL, I HAVE SEVERAL.
SEE, YOU DON'T SIGN YOUR NAME
TO THE ACCOUNT.
YOUR SIGNATURE'S A SERIES
OF NUMBERS.
NOW, TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT,
THEY'RE MEANINGLESS.
BUT IN THE RIGHT BANK --
ALEXIS: WHICH IS THE RIGHT
BANK?
JAX: THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING
TO FIND OUT.
NOW, MOST OF THE CASSADINE
ACCOUNTS ARE AT CREDIT SUISSE.
DOES HELENA BANK THERE AS WELL?
ALEXIS: I DON'T KNOW.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
TRY REIN-- REINHARDT.
THAT'S IT -- REINHARDT-PHELPS.
JAX: REINHARDT-PHELPS.
YEAH, I KNOW THEM.
ALEXIS: YEAH, TRY THEM FIRST,
AND THEN DO THE REST OF THEM
BECAUSE SHE'S A MASTER AT HIDING
HER MONEY.
JAX: WELL, WE MIGHT NOT BE
ABLE TO TRACE THE ACCOUNT,
BUT IT'S WORTH A TRY.
IN ANY CASE, WE KNOW THAT
DR. LASTIRIS HAS BEEN PAID WELL
FOR SOMETHING.
WE JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT --
OR WHY.
ALEXIS: WELL, WE'LL HAVE
A BETTER IDEA WHEN I GET
THE INFORMATION THAT I'M
EXPECTING.
NOW, I'M DUE IN COURT.
DO YOU WANT TO MEET BACK HERE
AT 6:00?
JAX: YEAH.
I'LL SEE WHAT JERRY AND I CAN
FIND OUT IN THE MEANTIME.
ALEXIS: HELENA'S NOT LIKE
ANYONE THAT YOU'VE EVER DEALT
WITH BEFORE.
JAX: WELL, I'M NOT LIKE
ANYONE SHE'S EVER DEALT
WITH BEFORE, EITHER.
LUCKY: DO YOU REALLY WANT
TO PAINT A PICTURE OF THAT OLD
ROCK PILE?
ELIZABETH: WYNDEMERE IS
THE CLOSEST THING PORT CHARLES
HAS TO A RUIN.
AND YOU SAID RUINS WERE ONE
OF THE BEST SUBJECTS TO SUBMIT
TO THE ART ACADEMY.
LUCKY: YES, I DID.
ELIZABETH: BESIDES -- THAT
OLD GARDEN OVER THERE?
THAT'S THE FIRST PLACE WE EVER
DANCED.
SO THAT ALONE QUALIFIES IT
AS A PERFECT SUBJECT
FOR A PAINTING.
LUCKY: THAT WAS A GREAT
NIGHT, HUH?
WELL, FOR US, ANYWAY.
ELIZABETH: YEAH.
IT'S WEIRD TO THINK THAT
IF KATHERINE HADN'T FALLEN,
SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN NIKOLAS'
STEPMOTHER.
LUCKY: YOU THINK --
YOU --
IS THERE -- DO YOU THINK THAT
THE TWO OF THEM --
ELIZABETH: OK, OK.
I KNOW IT.
I SAW THEM KISSING RIGHT HERE.
AND WHEN NIKOLAS REALIZED THAT
I SAW THEM, HE BASICALLY
ADMITTED THAT THEY WERE LOVERS.
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
WHATEVER YOU NEED.
SAVE 10% THIS THURSDAY
THROUGH SATURDAY.
EVEN SALE PRICES
ARE 10% OFF...
EVERY TIME YOU USE
YOUR SEARS CARD.
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( snoring... )
WHEN DENTURES DREAM, THEY SEE
THE PERFECT DENTURE CLEANSER--
ONE WITH THE STAIN FIGHTING
POWER OF EFFERDENT
AND THE FRESHENING POWER
OF LISTERINE.
WELL, LITTLE FRIEND,
DREAM NO MORE.
IT'S REALLY HERE.
IT'S CALLED EFFERDENT PLUS
AND IT'S THE ONLY
DENTURE CLEANSER
THAT CAN MAKE YOUR DREAM
COME TRUE.
EFFERDENT CLEAN
AND LISTERINE FRESH.
AHH!
THAT'S EFFERDENT PLUS.
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IF YOU HAVE ARTHRITIS PAIN
THAT LASTS ALL DAY,
PRESENTING TYLENOL
ARTHRITIS EXTENDED RELIEF.
IT LASTS UP TO TWICE AS LONG
AS REGULAR ASPIRIN...
WITHOUT IRRITATING YOUR STOMACH.
TYLENOL ARTHRITIS:
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ELIZABETH: I'M SORRY I DIDN'T
TELL YOU.
IT'S JUST THAT I DIDN'T THINK IT
HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH US,
AND I REALLY DON'T THINK NIKOLAS
WANTS ANYBODY TO KNOW.
LUCKY: YEAH, THAT'S OK.
I PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE
MENTIONED IT TO YOU,
EITHER, YOU KNOW.
EMILY KNOWS, THOUGH,
DOESN'T SHE?
THAT'S WHY SHE AND NIKOLAS WERE
ACTING SO WEIRD AT THE HOTEL.
ELIZABETH: EMILY WALKED
IN ON NIKOLAS AND KATHERINE
TOGETHER.
I MEAN, REALLY TOGETHER.
I THINK THEY'RE OVER IT NOW,
BUT THAT'S ANOTHER REASON WHY
I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU.
EMILY WAS SO EMBARRASSED.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO BE INTO SOMEONE WHEN THAT
PERSON'S IN LOVE WITH SOMEBODY
ELSE.
LUCKY: AND YOU DO?
ELIZABETH: WHY DO YOU THINK
I WAS SO CRAZY WHEN I FIRST
MOVED HERE?
I WOULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING
TO MAKE YOU STOP LOOKING
AT SARAH LONG ENOUGH
TO NOTICE ME.
LUCKY: I WAS NOT IN LOVE
WITH SARAH.
TRUST ME.
I KNOW THAT NOW.
BUT I DON'T SEE HOW NIKOLAS
COULD BE IN LOVE WITH KATHERINE.
I MEAN, SHE'S OLD ENOUGH TO BE
HIS MOM.
PLUS, HE'S GOT TO KNOW SHE'S
USING HIM TO GET BACK
AT HIS DAD.
ELIZABETH: GET BACK?
HOW?
LUCKY: STEFAN DUMPED
KATHERINE.
I MEAN, SHE PROBABLY FIGURES
SLEEPING WITH NIKOLAS IS A GOOD
WAY TO GET REVENGE.
BUT I DON'T SEE HOW NIKOLAS
COULDN'T KNOW THAT.
ELIZABETH: WELL,
MAYBE NIKOLAS THINKS THAT
KATHERINE REALLY CARES FOR HIM.
SARAH SAID THEY WERE FRIENDS.
LUCKY: WELL, MAYBE THEY WERE
MORE THAN THAT EVEN BACK THEN.
ELIZABETH: NO.
NO, NO, NO.
I MEAN, NIKOLAS IS SOPHISTICATED
AND EVERYTHING, BUT HE WOULD NOT
SLEEP WITH HIS UNCLE'S
FIANCEE --
I MEAN, HIS FATHER'S --
WHATEVER.
LUCKY: I GUESS NOT.
I JUST HOPE NIKOLAS IS OK,
YOU KNOW?
ELIZABETH: YOU DON'T THINK
HE CAN HANDLE IT?
LUCKY: WELL, IT HURTS TO BE
USED -- I MEAN, EVEN
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GETTING
SOMETHING FROM IT.
I'M PRETTY SURE KATHERINE'S
USING NIKOLAS.
NED: SO HOW'S MICHAEL?
EMILY: HE'S PREFECTLY HAPPY.
AND HE DOESN'T MISS CARLY
AT ALL.
I MEAN, HE'S THE MOST
UNKIDNAPPED BABY YOU WOULD EVER
SEE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.
NED: DOES GRANDMOTHER KNOW?
EMILY: YEAH.
I TALKED TO HER ABOUT IT TODAY.
THE WHOLE THING HAS BEEN PRETTY
UPSETTING, AND I THINK I MADE
HER FEEL BETTER, YOU KNOW?
I JUST WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING
THAT I COULD DO FOR HER.
NED: LISTEN, YOU DO HELP HER.
JUST SPENDING TIME WITH HER,
LISTENING TO HER,
GIVES HER SOMETHING GOOD
TO CONCENTRATE ON.
EMILY: YEAH. HMM.
YOU KNOW WHAT ALWAYS CHEERS
HER UP?
WHEN SHE TELLS ME ABOUT WHEN
SHE WAS YOUNG, YOU KNOW,
WHEN SHE WAS FALLING IN LOVE
WITH GRANDFATHER.
IT'S SO SWEET.
I WAS ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT
MAYBE WRITING DOWN SOME
OF THE STORIES AND GIVING THEM
TO HER.
MAYBE THAT WOULD MAKE HER FEEL
BETTER.
NED: I THINK THAT IS
BRILLIANT.
THAT IS A GREAT IDEA.
IN FACT -- I'D LIKE TO ADD
SOMETHING.
EMILY?
EMILY: HMM?
OH, SORRY.
TALKING ABOUT GRANDMOTHER?
NED: I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE COULD COLLECT HER STORIES --
KATHERINE: SORRY
FOR THE DETOUR.
NIKOLAS: THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
I UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE A BUSINESS
TO RUN.
KATHERINE: I AM TAKING
DECEPTION TO A WHOLE NEW MARKET,
AND IT'S GOING TO TAKE UP A LOT
MORE OF MY TIME.
I WOULDN'T WANT TO NEGLECT
THE STONE CATES MEMORIAL WING.
NIKOLAS: WELL, IF YOU'RE
WORRIED THAT I'M NOT GOING
TO HELP WITH THE PUBLICITY
CAMPAIGN ANYMORE --
KATHERINE: NO, NO,
NO, JUST THE OPPOSITE.
I'VE DESIGNED A WHOLE NEW
P.R. CAMPAIGN THAT I WANT
YOU TO WORK AT FULL-TIME.
AND I'LL PAY YOU.
NIKOLAS: NO.
NO, THAT'S OUT OF THE QUESTION.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
CARLY: JASON, IS MY BABY --
AWAKE?
SONNY: MICHAEL'S AT THE PARK
WITH HIS FATHER.
CARLY: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE?
SONNY: BUSINESS.
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
PLAYING MOMMY SO JASON WILL FEEL
LIKE HE OWES YOU SOMETHING?
CARLY: JASON KNOWS I LOVE
MY SON.
DIDN'T CARE MUCH THAT YOU THINK
I'M DIRT.
WHAT'S THAT FEEL LIKE,
KNOWING YOUR LITTLE SLAVE BOY
ACTUALLY HAS A MIND OF HIS OWN?
SONNY: JASON DOES WHAT
HE WANTS.
HE ALWAYS HAS.
RIGHT NOW HE WANTS MICHAEL
TO HAVE HIS MOTHER.
BUT THAT WILL CHANGE.
JASON KNOWS
WHAT YOU ARE.
HE WASN'T SURPRISED THAT
YOU SOLD HIM TO THE
QUARTERMAINES.
HE DIDN'T EVEN SEEM TO CARE THAT
YOU OFFERED YOURSELF TO ME.
CARLY: THAT'S A LIE.
SONNY: NO, NO, NO, NO.
I WAS THERE.
JASON KNOWS YOU'RE A SLUT.
HE JUST, YOU KNOW --
HE LOVES THAT KID SO MUCH THAT
HE CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU DON'T
LOVE HIM, TOO.
CARLY: NO.
JASON WOULD KNOW, AND HE WOULD
TAKE MICHAEL AND NEVER LOOK
BACK.
HE'S NOT LIKE YOU.
HE DOESN'T JUDGE PEOPLE
AND STICK THEM IN LITTLE BOXES
WHERE THEY HAVE TO REMAIN
FOREVER AND EVER.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW
HE SURVIVED YOU AND ROBIN,
BUT THANK GOD HE DID,
BECAUSE HE KNOWS ME.
AND, SONNY, NOTHING YOU EVER SAY
WILL TURN HIM AWAY FROM ME.
SONNY: YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT
THAT MUCH -- HURTING THAT KID IS
GOING TO TURN HIM AGAINST YOU.
AND YOU WILL.
YOU ALREADY ARE.
SO YOU JUST BETTER TAKE WHAT
YOU CAN GET WHILE YOU STILL CAN
BECAUSE ONCE JASON'S THROUGH
WITH YOU,
IT'S MY TURN.
AND YOU'VE ALREADY MADE
AN ENEMY, LITTLE GIRL.
AND THAT'S GOING TO COST YOU.
JASON: OH, YEAH.
CARLY: THANK GOD YOU'RE BACK.
YOU KNOW, SONNY JUST
THREATENED ME.
JASON: CARLY, DON'T.
LOOK, CARLY CAME TO SEE YOU,
MICHAEL.
DIDN'T YOU?
CARLY: OF COURSE I DID.
HI, BABY.
HOW ARE YOU, HMM?
JASON: IT'S OK.
CARLY: DID YOU HAVE FUN
IN THE PARK WITH DADDY?
JASON: YEAH, WE SAW SOME
BIRDS, DIDN'T WE?
[MICHAEL FUSSES]
JASON: LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE
TIRED, SO I'M GOING TO GIVE
YOU TO LETICIA, OK?
SHE'S GOING TO TAKE YOU UP
FOR A NAP.
I'M GOING TO DISCUSS THINGS
WITH CARLY.
YOU COME BACK DOWN TO SEE
HER, OK?
LETICIA: COME HERE.
JASON: THERE YOU GO.
THANKS.
JASON: HEY.
THIS IS HARD ENOUGH ON HIM.
WHATEVER PROBLEMS YOU HAVE
WITH SONNY, WITH ANYTHING,
YOU KEEP THEM AWAY FROM MICHAEL.
CARLY: ARE YOU EVEN GOING
TO LISTEN TO ME?
JASON: YOU HATE SONNY,
SONNY HATES YOU.
WHAT ELSE DO I NEED TO KNOW?
CARLY: I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT
WITH YOU, JASON.
SONNY: COULD HAVE FOOLED ME.
CARLY: WHY DON'T YOU JUST
STAY THE HELL OUT OF IT
FOR A CHANGE.
JASON: SHH.
SONNY: WOW.
ALL RIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GOING TO BE DOWN
THE HALL, OK?
SO, LET ME KNOW IF YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO MAKE THE MEETING.
JASON: I'LL BE -- I'LL BE
THERE.
SONNY: OK.
JASON: I'LL BE THERE.
CARLY: HE'S A PIG.
JASON: WE'RE NOT DOING THIS.
IF YOU AND SONNY WANT TO FIGHT,
THAT'S YOUR BUSINESS.
CARLY, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TURN
ME AGAINST HIM, SO YOU MIGHT
AS WELL JUST STOP WASTING
YOUR TIME TRYING.
CARLY: I SEE.
DO YOU EVEN CARE WHAT HE SAID
TO ME?
JASON: NO, I DON'T CARE.
NOW, IS SONNY THE ONLY THING
THAT'S GOT YOU CRAZY?
CARLY: I TOLD A.J. I WAS
COMING TO SEE MICHAEL.
HE THREATENED TO HAVE ME SENT
BACK TO FERNCLIFF.
THAT'S PRETTY MUCH WHAT I'M UP
AGAINST HERE, JASON.
SO I THOUGHT I WOULD COME TO SEE
YOU AND SEE OUR LITTLE BOY
SO I COULD REMEMBER WHAT IT IS
THAT I'M FIGHTING FOR.
AND INSTEAD, I FIND THAT PIG
IN OUR HOUSE.
JASON: CARLY, YOU DID THIS.
IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, MAYBE IT'S
TIME TO CHANGE YOUR PLAN.
JOHNSON'S BABY SHAMPOO
MOISTURIZING FORMULA
IS CAUSING A MINOR
HOUSEHOLD CRISIS.
YOU'RE NOT THE BABY!
YEAH. BUT IT MAKES MY HAIR
FEEL BABY SOFT.
IT MOISTURIZES
WHILE GENTLY CLEANSING.
SO THE ENTIRE FAMILY'S
USING IT.
YOU'RE NOT
THE BABY!
IT'S NOT JUST FOR BABIES.
IT SAYS SO RIGHT HERE.
IT'S AS GENTLE TO THE EYES
AS PURE WATER
BUT THERE'S NO SHAMPOO LIKE IT.
WHERE'S THAT HONEY SHAMPOO?
JOHNSON'S BABY SHAMPOO
MOISTURIZING FORMULA
WITH HONEY
AND VITAMIN E.
I'M THE BABY.
( laughing )
FROM JOHNSON'S.
ü YOU CHOOSE A FRIEND
FOR THE FAMILY ü
ü THANK YOU, MOM
YOU'RE SO SUPER TO ME ü
ü MOMS LIKE YOU CHOOSE JIF
CHOOSE JIF ü
CREAMY JIF HAS MORE PEANUT TASTE
THAN ANY OTHER LEADING
CREAMY BRAND.
WE HOT-ROAST
ONLY THE BEST PEANUTS...
FOR THAT GOLDEN COLOR...
AND RICH AROMA--
THE PEANUTTIEST TASTE OF ALL.
ü WHEN THE CHOICE IS RIGHT
WE ALL SLEEP TIGHT ü
ü MOMS LIKE YOU CHOOSE JIF ü
ü CHOOSE JIF üü
YOU CAN'T BLAME 'EM.
THEY TRY.
BUT WHAT DOES A GUY KNOW
ABOUT A PERIOD ?
HE SAYS, "TAKE TYLENOL."
IT'S NOT ENOUGH.
I NEED MIDOL.
FOR THE CRAMPS, HEADACHE,
MAJOR-LEAGUE BLOATING,
MIDOL'S JUST AS STRONG
ON PAIN,
BUT IT DOES MORE
THAN ADVIL OR TYLENOL...
BECAUSE IT'S GOT SOMETHING EXTRA
TO FIGHT BLOATING
AND FATIGUE TOO.
I WIN.
MUST BE THE RENTED SHOES.
..
BUCK, BUCK,
BUCK, BUCK...
AND THE CARAMEL EGG...
BUCK, BUCK,
BUCK, BUCK...
AND NOW THE NEW CADBURY'S
CHOCOLATE CREME EGG.
[DEEP VOICE]
BUCK, BUCK, BUCK.
FILLED WITH DEEP,
RICH CHOCOLATE.
[DEEP VOICE]
I LOVE THESE EGGS.
CARLY: WERE YOU NOT LISTENING
WHEN I SAID THAT A.J. THREATENED
TO SEND ME BACK TO FERNCLIFF?
JASON: DO YOU THINK I'M LYING
WHEN I TELL YOU HE CAN'T?
I'VE TOLD YOU 100 TIMES.
CARLY: LOOK, JASON, I'M NOT
AFRAID OF BEING COMMITTED
FOR ME.
I'M AFRAID FOR MICHAEL, OK?
I DO NOT WANT HIM GROWING UP
WITH A.J. AS A FATHER.
THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE SURE THAT
THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN IS FOR ME
TO GET SOLE CUSTODY.
JASON: NO, NO, NO, CARLY.
IT'S NOT THE ONLY WAY.
IT'S YOUR WAY.
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
MAYBE IT'LL WORK.
MAYBE A.J. WILL MARRY YOU.
AND THEN, SURE, IT SHOULDN'T
TAKE YOU LONG TO WRECK HIS LIFE,
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU STILL WANT.
CARLY: OH, OK.
AND WHY WOULDN'T I?
JASON: WELL, BY THAT TIME,
YOU MIGHT LIKE HIM.
CARLY: IF I EVER START
TO LIKE A.J., ALL I HAVE TO DO
IS THINK ABOUT HIM STANDING
RIGHT THERE WITH AN AFFIDAVIT
IN HIS HAND, THREATENING TO TAKE
AWAY MY SON AND SEND ME BACK
TO A LOONY BIN.
LOOK, IT WAS HIS IDEA TO FIGHT
DIRTY, OK?
PLAIN AND SIMPLE.
HE DESERVES EVERYTHING THAT
HE IS GOING TO GET.
JASON: YEAH, BUT WHICH IS
MORE IMPORTANT -- KEEPING
YOUR SON
OR GETTING BACK AT A.J.?
CARLY: MICHAEL IS MORE
IMPORTANT.
JASON: OK.
SO THEN JUST STAY HERE,
AND WE CAN FIGHT FOR MICHAEL
TOGETHER.
CARLY: ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, OK?
LISTEN -- EVEN IF WE WON --
WHICH WE WOULDN'T --
BUT IF WE DID, IT WOULD BE
TEMPORARY, JASON.
THE NEXT TIME I SCREWED UP,
THE NEXT TIME SOMETHING HAPPENED
IN YOUR BUSINESS, A.J. WOULD BE
THERE.
HE'D DRAG US INTO COURT,
AND I DON'T WANT MICHAEL'S
ENTIRE CHILDHOOD TO BE ONE LONG
CUSTODY FIGHT.
JASON: SO YOU WANT HIM
TO SPEND HIS CHILDHOOD
WITH THE QUARTERMAINES?
CARLY: NO!
I'M DOING THIS SO HE WON'T
HAVE TO.
OH -- OK.
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN
THOSE CREEPS TRAPPED ME IN THAT
ALLEY AND THEY TRIED TO RAPE ME?
DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID?
HUH?
YOU HAD THIS GUY ON THE GROUND,
AND YOU WERE KICKING HIM.
AND I SAID, "JASON, STOP IT."
AND WHAT'D YOU SAY?
YOU SAID, "CARLY, THE IDEA IS
TO MAKE SURE THAT HE CAN'T GET
UP AGAIN."
WHEN I'M DONE WITH A.J.,
HE WON'T EVER GET UP AGAIN.
AND HE WILL BE FORBIDDEN TO GO
ANYWHERE NEAR MICHAEL.
JASON: OH, CARLY.
DON'T YOU GET HOW STUPID
THIS IS?
IT'S LIKE SHOOTING DR. JONES
IN A COURTROOM FULL
OF WITNESSES.
CARLY: OK, WELL, YOU COULD
HAVE BAILED OUT ON ME THEN,
YOU KNOW.
YOU COULD HAVE TAKEN MICHAEL
AND LET THEM LOCK ME UP
AND FORGOTTEN THAT YOU EVER KNEW
ME THEN.
JASON: NO, I COULDN'T.
CARLY: NO.
YOU COULDN'T.
JASON: I'M GOING TO FIGHT
ON MY OWN TO STAY IN MICHAEL'S
LIFE.
ALEXIS THINKS SHE CAN GET ME
VISITATION, MAYBE EVEN PARTIAL
CUSTODY.
CARLY: THAT'S GREAT.
I HOPE THAT SHE'S RIGHT.
I HOPE THAT THAT HAPPENS.
BUT, JASON, EVEN IF IT
DOESN'T -- I MEAN, I DON'T WANT
MICHAEL TO MISS HIS DADDY.
BUT IF HE HAS TO
FOR A LITTLE WHILE,
YOU HAVE TO KNOW THAT
IN THE END, HE IS COMING BACK
TO YOU.
WE BOTH ARE.
NIKOLAS: YOU KNOW, I'M NOT
IMPOVERISHED, OK?
I MEAN, I HAVE PLENTY OF MONEY
IN MY PERSONAL ACCOUNT.
KATHERINE: I'M NOT OFFERING
YOU CHARITY.
I EXPECT TO PAY YOU BECAUSE IT'S
GOING TO BE A LOT OF WORK.
EMILY: I THINK IT'S A VERY
GOOD IDEA.
NED: WOULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR,
THOUGH?
DON'T MENTION ANYTHING
TO GRANDMOTHER YET.
I WANT TO ARRANGE EVERYTHING
BEFORE I TELL HER.
EMILY: SHE'S GOING
TO LOVE IT.
NED: WHAT ABOUT YOU?
YOU GOT A LITTLE QUIET THERE
FOR A WHILE.
ARE YOU OK?
EMILY: YEAH.
I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT ALL
THE HOMEWORK I HAVE WHEN I GET
HOME.
NED: WELL, WE BETTER GET
TO IT.
I'LL WALK YOU OUT TO REGINALD.
EMILY: OK.
WAITER: THANK YOU,
MR. ASHTON.
NED: SURE.
KATHERINE: HELLO, NED.
NED: KATHERINE.
NIKOLAS: HI, EMILY.
HOW YOU DOING?
EMILY: GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
NIKOLAS: GOOD.
NED: SO WHAT ARE YOU TWO
UP TO?
NOT PLANNING ANOTHER BACHELOR
AUCTION, I HOPE.
KATHERINE: ADMIT IT, NED.
YOU HAD A GRAND TIME.
NED: WELL, THAT'S
BECAUSE I WAS CHOSEN BY SOMEONE
THAT I LIKED.
NIKOLAS PROBABLY FEELS THE SAME
WAY, DON'T YOU?
KATHERINE: WELL, WE HAVE
A LOT OF WORK TO DO.
SO, EMILY, IT'S ALWAYS
A PLEASURE TO SEE YOU.
AND, NED, NEXT TIME YOU SEE
REGGIE, PLEASE GIVE HIM MY BEST.
NED: OH, I'LL BE SURE TO.
NIKOLAS: SEE YOU.
EMILY: BYE.
NED: NO MATTER HOW INSANE
THINGS GET AT HOME,
JUST REMEMBER THIS ONE THING --
THEY CAN ALWAYS GET WORSE.
KATHERINE COULD STILL BE LIVING
THERE.
EMILY: YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
NOTHING COULD BE AS BAD
AS HAVING KATHERINE AROUND.
FELICIA: TAMMY?
TAMMY: HMM?
FELICIA: IT TURNS OUT THAT
I HAVE A MEETING WITH SOMEBODY
ELSE.
BUT I'LL CALL YOU ON ONE
OF YOUR DAYS OFF, AND WE'LL SET
UP ANOTHER INTERVIEW, OK?
TAMMY: OK.
FELICIA: LUKE?
LUKE: HMM?
FELICIA: THANKS FOR THIS.
IT'S GOING TO BE VERY HELPFUL.
LUKE: DON'T FORGET I EXPECT
TO BE PAID -- EVENTUALLY.
FELICIA: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
WHEN THIS FINALLY GETS
PUBLISHED, I WILL FLIP
YOU FOR THAT STRIPTEASE.
LUKE: YOU'RE A WITNESS.
TAMMY: YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
FELICIA: OH, I THINK I OWE
HIM THAT MUCH.
LUKE: OH, AT LEAST THAT MUCH.
FELICIA: THANK YOU BOTH.
ELIZABETH: OK.
TWO APPLE PIES, PLEASE.
TAMMY: OK.
ELIZABETH: ISN'T LINDA
WORKING TONIGHT?
TAMMY: NO.
SHE CALLED IN SICK.
ELIZABETH: WELL, I CAN STAY
LATE IF YOU NEED HELP CLOSING.
TAMMY: OH, THAT'S VERY NOBLE
OF YOU.
BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU'VE
GOT OTHER PLANS.
ELIZABETH: I DON'T MIND
POSTPONING.
TAMMY: AND I DON'T MIND
CLOSING BY MYSELF.
THANKS FOR THE OFFER.
ELIZABETH: THANKS.
TAMMY: WHOO.
LUKE: LOOK, I GOT A DELIVERY
OVER AT THE CLUB IN A LITTLE
WHILE, BUT IF YOU NEED BACKUP,
I CAN HANG OUT HERE.
TAMMY: OH, NO.
THAT'S OK.
I'VE GOT IT HANDLED.
LUKE: HOW'S THE JOB TREATING
YOU SO FAR?
TAMMY: WELL, YOU KNOW
SOMETHING?
I GOT TO THANK YOU FOR
ENCOURAGING ME TO TRY THIS.
I GOT TO SAY, FOR A GUY WHO
ALMOST SHOT ME WHEN WE FIRST
MET, YOU'RE OK.
LUKE: YOU AIN'T HALF BAD
YOURSELF.
TAMMY: THANK YOU.
LUKE: YOU MAKE A DAMN GOOD
POT OF COFFEE, TOO, I'LL TELL
YOU.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
TAMMY: BYE.
MAC: DISPATCH SAID YOU WANTED
TO SEE ME?
TAGGERT: MORENO'S GETTING
READY TO MAKE A MOVE.
MAC: AND YOU KNOW THIS HOW?
TAGGERT: HE AND CORINTHOS MET
A COUPLE DAYS AGO.
DIDN'T LOOK LIKE THEY WERE
NEGOTIATING A TRUCE.
IF THIS GOES DOWN THE WAY
I THINK IT WILL, WE MAY BE ABLE
TO DROP CORINTHOS FOR CONSPIRACY
TO COMMIT MURDER.
HERSHEY'S TASTETATIONS.
WHEN HERSHEY
MAKES A HARD CANDY,
IT'S HARD TO RESIST.
HERSHEY'S TASTETATIONS.
WITH NEUTROGENA HEALTHY SKIN
ANTI-WRINKLE CREAM.
IT CONTAINS RETINOL
AND MULTI-VITAMINS,
REDUCING THE APPEARANCE
OF WRINKLES,
FINE LINES AND AGE SPOTS.
PTHREE WOMEN.
THREE PREGNANCY TESTS.
SHE SAW A LINE.
SHE SAW TWO LINES.
SHE SAW A PLUS SIGN.
WITH FACT PLUS ONE STEP
THE PLUS/MINUS SIGNS...
ARE SO EASY TO READ,
THEY'RE UNMISTAKABLE.
OH, BOY... OR GIRL.
FACT PLUS.
{{ss
GOSH, YOU KNOW, I JUST
WENT TO USE THE PHONE.
YOU SAY ONCE YOU GOT BACK
YOUR WIFE WAS GONE ?
YES, SIR.
HELLO !
WHAT ?
HAVE YOU CHECKED
THE HOT ENCHILADA ?
OH, NO. MILLICENT
GETS TERRIBLE HEARTBURN.
- NOT THIS TIME.
- WHAT'S THAT ?
LOOKS LIKE THE REMAINS
OF ONE OF THOSE NEW
PEPCID AC CHEWABLES.
NOW THE FIRST CHEWABLE
THAT STOPS HEARTBURN
BEFORE IT STARTS.
GREAT TASTING
PEPCID AC CHEWABLES.
MILLICENT ?
IS THAT YOU ?
START LIVING HEARTBURN FREE
WITH NEW PEPCID AC CHEWABLES.
TAGGERT: MORENO'S GOING
TO TRY TO GET RID OF CORINTHOS.
NOW, ASSUMING HE SURVIVES IT --
HE PROBABLY WILL BECAUSE HE HAS
THE KNACK OF GETTING OUT
OF THE LINE OF FIRE -- HE'S
GOING TO SEND JASON MORGAN
TO PAY MORENO A VISIT.
GOOD-BYE, MORENO.
AND SONNY AND JASON ARE LOOKING
AT MURDER TWO.
MAC: THAT'S A NICE SCENARIO,
LIEUTENANT, BUT IT'S GOT SOME
MAJOR FLAWS.
FIRST OF ALL, WE'VE NEVER BEEN
ABLE TO PROVE THAT JASON MORGAN
HAS KILLED ANYONE.
SECOND, AND MOST IMPORTANT,
IF MORENO STICKS TO HIS PATTERN
AND MOVES AGAINST SONNY,
IT'S GOING TO BE BIG
AND MESSY -- AND INNOCENT PEOPLE
COULD BE HURT.
HEY, LOOK, SONNY AND JASON --
THEY BEEN KEEPING THEIR NOSES
CLEAN.
LET'S ASSUME FOR THE MOMENT THAT
IT'LL STAY THAT WAY
BECAUSE OF MORGAN'S CUSTODY
FIGHT.
I WANT YOU TO CONCENTRATE
ON MORENO'S MEN.
KEEP THEM UNDER SURVEILLANCE.
MAYBE WE CAN END THIS WAR BEFORE
IT HITS THE STREETS.
TAGGERT: YES, SIR.
NED: I READ YOUR MANUSCRIPT.
V LEFT IT AT THE GATEHOUSE,
AND ALEXIS AND I PICKED IT UP
YESTERDAY.
FELICIA,
IT'S WONDERFUL.
I WAS HOOKED FROM THE MOMENT
I STARTED READING IT.
FELICIA: WELL, ANYTIME
YOU WANT TO CONFESS YOU LIKE
MY WRITING, PLEASE,
KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.
NED: WELL, ACTUALLY, WHAT I'D
LIKE TO DO IS OFFER YOU A JOB.
MY GRANDMOTHER HAS LIVED
A REMARKABLE LIFE, AND EMILY
AND I WANT HER TO WRITE IT ALL
DOWN.
BUT I'M AFRAID IT'S TOO BIG
OF A PROJECT FOR HER TO HANDLE
ALONE.
SO --
FELICIA: YOU WANT ME TO BE
LILA'S BIOGRAPHER?
NED: YES, MORE OR LESS.
SHE WOULD DICTATE HER MEMOIRS
TO YOU, AND THEN YOU'D WRITE
THEM DOWN AND ORGANIZE THEM --
THAT KIND OF THING.
NOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DECIDE
RIGHT NOW.
YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IT.
FELICIA: NO, I DON'T NEED
TO THINK ABOUT IT.
I'LL DO IT.
I CAN'T THINK OF A STORY I WOULD
RATHER TELL THAN LILA'S.
NED: GREAT.
CARLY: THAT'S A REAL GOOD ONE
THERE.
BIG --
YOU KNOW, I WANT TO THANK
YOU FOR THOSE PICTURES.
THAT WAS REALLY GREAT.
AND I COULD TELL THAT MICHAEL
LIKES THE BEACH, HUH?
JASON: YEAH.
HE LOVES THE WATER.
AND HE LIKED PLAYING
IN THE SAND, TOO.
DIDN'T YOU?
CARLY: ARE YOU READING TO HIM
STILL?
JASON: EVERY NIGHT.
CARLY: WHERE ARE YOU GUYS
IN THE AFRICA BOOK?
JASON: UH -- BOTSWANA.
THEY HAVE MORE NATURE PRESERVES
THAN ANY OTHER AFRICAN NATION,
IN CASE YOU WANTED TO KNOW.
MICHAEL LIKES HEARING ABOUT
THE ELEPHANTS, BUT GIRAFFES ARE
STILL HIS FAVORITE.
CARLY: YEAH.
[MICHAEL COOS]
JASON: YEAH.
CARLY: YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS
THINKING?
JASON: WHAT?
CARLY: WHEN THIS WHOLE THING
BLOWS OVER, WE SHOULD TAKE
MICHAEL TO THE ZOO.
JASON: I'D RATHER TAKE HIM
TO AFRICA WHEN HE'S OLD ENOUGH.
I DON'T WANT TO SHOW MICHAEL
THAT ANIMALS LIVE IN A CAGE.
CARLY: OK.
THEN WE WILL TAKE HIM TO AFRICA.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I REALLY HAVE TO GO.
JASON: OH. COME HERE, DUDE.
CARLY: YEAH, BECAUSE I SPENT
SO MUCH TIME HERE THAT A.J.'S
GOING TO BE DROPPING HINTS ABOUT
FERNCLIFF ALL NIGHT.
YOU KNOW, I DID WANT TO ASK YOU,
THOUGH --
JASON: YEAH?
CARLY: THAT MEETING THAT
YOU HAVE WITH SONNY -- IS IT
SAFE?
I'M ONLY ASKING THIS
BECAUSE A.J. IS GOING TO TRY
TO PROVE THAT YOUR LINE OF WORK
AND YOUR LIFESTYLE IS DANGEROUS
TO MICHAEL.
HE THINKS THAT WE CAN USE THAT
TO GET TEMPORARY CUSTODY.
SO JUST BE REALLY CAREFUL, OK?
DON'T GET SHOT AT OR ANYTHING.
AND YOU -- MY BABY.
LITTLE MISTER.
I LOVE YOU.
AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT --
I'M ONLY LEAVING YOU HERE
BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE HAPPY,
AND THIS IS THE BEST,
SAFEST POSSIBLE PLACE.
CARLY: I LOVE YOU.
OH...OOH.
WOMEN LOVE
SHAMPOOING
WITH CLAIROL'S
HERBAL ESSENCES.
( moaning... )
REVELING IN ITS
ALL-NATURAL BOTANICALS.
( moaning... )
LUXURIATING IN THE ORGANIC HERBS
AND PURE MOUNTAIN WATER.
AND THE ECSTASY
OF WHAT IT DOES
TO THEIR HAIR.
YES, YES... YES!
BUT WE'D ALSO LIKE
TO REMIND YOU...
YES!
...MEN LIKE IT, TOO.
AND WAIT UNTIL YOU TRY
HERBAL ESSENCES STYLING LINE.
ü YOU'RE WHY I BAKE ü
ü A DUNCAN HINES CAKE ü
ü YOU'RE WHY I BAKE ü
ü A DUNCAN HINES CAKE ü
ü YOUR SMILE GIVES ME
THE INSPIRATION ü
ü TO MAKE A SWEET SENSATION ü
YOU DON'T NEED A SPECIAL
OCCASION TO BAKE A CAKE...
AS MOIST
AS A DUNCAN HINES CAKE.
JUST A SPECIAL PERSON.
ü YOU'RE WHY I BAKE ü
ü A DUNCAN HINES CAKE ü
ü YOU'RE WHY I BAKE ü
ü A DUNCAN HINES-- üü
OKAY, YOU'RE NOT WILLING
TO GIVE UP EVERYTHING.
I UNDERSTAND THAT.
BUT I DO THINK
WE CAN ALL COME AWAY
WITH WHAT WE WANT HERE.
SORRY. I COULD TRADE MAYBE
EEYORE OR ROO FOR PIGLET,
BUT TIGGER IS JUST
NOT ON THE TABLE.
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ONCE UPON A STARRY NIGHT,
I HAD A BULKY DIAPER
THAT DIDN'T FIT RIGHT.
JUST THEN, SOMETHING NEW,
LIKE OUT OF A DREAM.
A NEW, BETTER FITTING
HUGGIES SUPREME.
A NARROWER MIDDLE,
A NEW CONTOUR.
FORM-FITTING LEG ELASTICS
AND WHAT'S MORE,
A CONCENTRATED ABSORBENT CORE.
AND A FIT TO STOP LEAKS
LIKE NEVER BEFORE.
FOR FLEXIBILITY,
HUGGIES IS VIRTUALLY UNMATCHED.
AND THAT'S THE TRUTH,
NO STRINGS ATTACHED.
KATHERINE: AS YOU SEE, I HAVE
ENOUGH TO DO, EVEN IF I HAD MADE
THE STONE CATES WING A FULL-TIME
JOB.
NIKOLAS: I STILL CAN'T LET
YOU PAY ME.
KATHERINE: WHY?
YOU'RE NOT A PRINCE ANYMORE.
YOU DO A JOB, YOU DESERVE TO BE
COMPENSATED.
NIKOLAS: THAT WOULD MAKE
YOU MY EMPLOYER.
KATHERINE: TECHNICALLY,
I SUPPOSE.
NIKOLAS: THAT'S NOT HOW
I FEEL ABOUT YOU.
KATHERINE: THAT'S NOT HOW
I FEEL, EITHER.
BUT WHEN WE WORKED TOGETHER
BEFORE, WE BECAME LOVERS.
ARE YOU WORRIED WE'LL BECOME
LOVERS AGAIN?
NIKOLAS: ISN'T THAT WHAT
YOU WANT?
KATHERINE: THE QUESTION IS,
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
ELIZABETH: HEY.
PERFECT TIMING.
LUCKY: HOW WERE THE TIPS?
ELIZABETH: OOH, 27 BUCKS,
WHICH MEANS 17 TO THE ART
ACADEMY FUND AND 10 TO DINNER,
AND WHATEVER ELSE YOU WANT
TO CONTRIBUTE.
LUCKY: TONIGHT'S MY TREAT.
ANYTHING YOU WANT.
ELIZABETH: OH.
WELL, I WAS KIND OF IN THE MOOD
FOR CHINESE.
WHAT ABOUT SOME POT STICKERS?
LUCKY: OK.
THE BEST ONES ARE FROM CRIMSON
DRAGON ON FOURTH STREET.
IT'S STRICTLY TAKEOUT, THOUGH.
IS IT OK TO EAT IN MY ROOM?
ELIZABETH: WE ONLY EAT THERE
THREE NIGHTS A WEEK.
LUCKY: JUST CHECKING.
ELIZABETH: OK.
WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO GET TOO
COLD.
A.J.: HELLO.
CARLY: YOU'RE BACK.
A.J.: MISS ME?
HOW WAS YOUR VISIT WITH MICHAEL?
CARLY: OH, HMM.
IT WAS PRETTY SAD.
YEAH.
I MISS HIM, YOU KNOW, AND I KNOW
HE MISSES ME.
IT'S JUST REALLY HARD TO LEAVE
HIM THERE.
A.J.: YOU MAY NOT HAVE
TO MUCH LONGER.
CARLY: REALLY? WHY?
THE LAWYERS -- DID THEY FIND
SOME WAY FOR US TO GET TEMPORARY
CUSTODY?
A.J.: NO.
NO, NOT YET, BUT THEY WERE
ENCOURAGING.
WITH JASON'S LIFESTYLE,
IT'S A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE
HE DOES SOMETHING THAT PROVES
THAT HE'S A DANGER TO MICHAEL.
CARLY: HMM.
WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR MICHAEL TO BE
SAFE WITH HIS REAL FAMILY.
JAX: HOW WAS COURT?
ALEXIS: HOW IS JERRY?
JAX: EFFECTIVE.
AND YOU WERE RIGHT --
DR. LASTIRIS' ACCOUNT IS
AT REINHARDT-PHELPS.
$3.5 MILLION.
THE LAST DEPOSIT WAS MADE TWO
DAYS AGO.
HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO BET
THE MONEY CAME FROM HELENA
CASSADINE?
ALEXIS: AND I BET I KNOW WHY
SHE'S PAYING HIM.
CHECK THIS OUT.
I HAD NIKOLAS' BIRTH CERTIFICATE
FAXED FROM GREECE.
ANYTHING ON THERE LOOK FAMILIAR?
JAX: I DON'T READ GREEK.
ALEXIS: OH.
ALLOW ME TO TRANSLATE.
"ATTENDING PHYSICIAN,
DR. LASTIRIS."
HE KNOWS SOMETHING ABOUT
NIKOLAS.
JAX: NOW WE JUST HAVE TO FIND
OUT WHAT.
MAN: IT'S NOT CLEAR HOW
YOU'RE GOING TO DELIVER SUCH
HIGH QUALITY WITH THE PRICES
WE NEGOTIATED.
SONNY: WELL, WE HAVE A LOT
OF EXPERIENCE WITH
IMPORT-EXPORT.
I KNOW IT'S NOT COFFEE,
BUT MECHANICALLY IT'S BASICALLY
THE SAME, REGARDLESS
OF THE PRODUCT.
MAN: STILL, I'M TAKING
THE RISK WITH A STARTUP
SUPPLIER.
AND IF THE COFFEE'S NOT AS GOOD
AS THE SAMPLES --
JASON: MR. REITZEL,
SEE, WE'RE OFFERING
YOU A DISCOUNT BECAUSE WE NEED
TO ESTABLISH OURSELVES
IN THE MARKET.
NOW, IF YOU DON'T WANT IT,
WE'LL GLADLY TAKE OUR BUSINESS
SOMEWHERE ELSE.
MR. REITZEL: NO,
JUST THE OPPOSITE.
I'LL SIGN THE CONTRACT RIGHT
NOW.
SONNY: WELL, THAT WORKS
FOR US.
JASON: SURE.
SONNY.
TAGGERT: SORRY TO INTERRUPT,
GENTLEMEN.
BUT YOUR WAREHOUSE IS BURNING
TO THE GROUND AS WE SPEAK.
>> STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM
THE NEXT "GENERAL HOSPITAL."
NEW...
BOTH OF THESE CONTAINERS
CAN GO INTO THE MICROWAVE.
ONE OF THEM
DOESN'T ALWAYS MAKE IT.
NEW...
IF YOU CAN'T REMEMBER HOW LONG
THEY'VE BEEN IN THE FRIDGE,
JUST REMEMBER,
ONE IS AFFORDABLE ENOUGH
TO THROW AWAY.
NICE SEATS.
WATCH THIS.
EXCUSE ME, SIR,
I'LL TRADE YOU
A WENDY'S CHICKEN NUGGET
FOR THIS SEAT.
SURE.
THIS IS MORE LIKE IT, MAN.
UH-UH,
I CAN DO BETTER.
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NUGGETR FOR YOUR SDATS>
RURE.
WENDY'S CRISPY CHICKEN NUGGETS
ARE IRRESISTIBLE PIECES
OF ALL WHITE MEAT
THAT ARE CRISPY ON THE OUTSIDE
AND JUICY ON THD INRIDE.
BEST YET, THEY'RE
JUST 99 CENTS EVERY D@Y.
SIR, NUGGETS
FOR YOUR QEAT?
HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT HERE?
DON'T FORGET THE NUGGETS.
- YOUR PERSONALITY NEEDS LAYERS.
YOUR FACE DOESN'T.
- ü ULTIMATE FINISH ü
IT'S A LIQUID CONCEALER.
ü AND POWDER IN ONE ü
ü ONE STEP
AND YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL ü
ONE STEP AND YOU'RE DONE.
THREE KINDS OF HELP
IN ONE SLIM CASE.
HEY, DOESN'T THAT BEAT
A LOT OF STUFF ON YOUR FACE ?
ü ULTIMATE FINISH
FRESH FACE TO THE WORLD ü
ü EASY, BREEZY, BEAUTIFUL ü
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THANK YOU FOR CALLING
METRO CABLEVISION.
ALL OUR REPRESENTATIVES
ARE SERVING OTHER CUSTOMERS.
GONNA BE A LITTLE WHILE ?
GRAB SOME SNICKERS MINIS,
'CAUSE NOTHING HANDLES
YOUR HUNGER BETTER.
A LITTLE HUNGRY ?
WHY WAIT ?
WE LOOK FORWARD
TO SERVING YOUR CABLE NEEDS.
JOHNSON'S BABY SHAMPOO
MOISTURIZING FORMULA
IS CAUSING A MINOR
HOUSEHOLD CRISIS.
YOU'RE NOT THE BABY !
BUT IT MAKES MY HAIR
FEEL BABY SOFT.
IT MOISTURIZES
WHILE GENTLY CLEANSING,
SO THE ENTIRE FAMILY'S
USING IT.
JOHNSON'S BABY SHAMPOO
MOISTURIZING FORMULA.
I'M THE BABY !
ELIZABETH: WOULD YOU LIKE IT
BETTER IF -- IF WE WERE LIKE
THAT? ALEXIS: YOU DON'T HAPPEN
TO KNOW WHO STARTED THAT
WAREHOUSE FIRE, DO YOU?
A.J.: WHAT DO YOU CARE
WHETHER JASON LIVES OR DIES,
HMM?

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