General Hospital Transcript Tuesday 2/23/99

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NIKOLAS: I DON'T.
ALEXIS: SHE HAS THE INSIDE
TRACK ON SOMETHING, AND WE NEED
TO FIND OUT WHAT IT IS.
JASON: YOU'RE MICHAEL'S
BIOLOGICAL FATHER.
MONICA: JASON, THANK
YOU FOR BRINGING MICHAEL BACK.
JASON: I BROUGHT HIM BACK
TO SEE HIS MOTHER.
A.J.: THIS IS THE LAST TIME
YOU'RE GOING TO KEEP ME AWAY
FROM MY SON.

STEFAN: DR. JONES.
TONY: OH.
THANK YOU FOR COMING.
STEFAN: I DON'T CONSIDER
THE PORT CHARLES GRILL A PROPER
PLACE TO DISCUSS HOSPITAL
BUSINESS.
TONY: NEITHER DO I.
STEFAN: I SEE.
THEN I ASSUME YOU HAVE SOMETHING
OF A MORE PERSONAL NATURE
TO CONVEY.
TONY: WELL, I DON'T THINK
YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO HEAR THIS.
IT CONCERNS YOUR EX-FIANCEE'S
LATEST PROJECT.
STEFAN: MEANING THE STONE
CATES MEMORIAL AIDS WING?
TONY: MEANING YOUR SON.
I SAW THE TWO OF THEM HERE
YESTERDAY, SHARING A TABLE
AND A LOT MORE, THOUGH I DON'T
KNOW HOW MUCH MORE.
BUT KATHERINE CLEARLY HAS
AN INTEREST IN NIKOLAS THAT GOES
BEYOND FRIENDSHIP, AND
SHE DIDN'T SEEM TO CARE WHO
KNOWS IT.
KATHERINE: I CAME AS SOON
AS I GOT YOUR SUMMONS.
HELENA: AS I KNEW YOU WOULD.
I'M USED TO HAVING MY
INVITATIONS HONORED.
AND FOR ANYONE ELSE WHO HELPS
MAKE THAT OPPORTUNITY HAPPEN.
KATHERINE: WHICH BRINGS US
TO WHY I'M HERE.
HELENA: I NEED YOU,
OR SOMETHING YOU HAVE, TO BE
MORE PRECISE.
KATHERINE: I FIND IT HARD
TO BELIEVE THAT I HAVE ANYTHING
THAT YOU DON'T.
HELENA: YES, WELL,
THERE'S NO DENYING THAT YOU DO
ENJOY A CERTAIN CLOSENESS
WITH MY GRANDSON.
KATHERINE: OF COURSE,
LIKE MOST GOOD THINGS
IN MY LIFE, MY RELATIONSHIP
WITH NIKOLAS HAS BEEN TARNISHED
BY YOUR FAMILY'S ENDLESS
INTRIGUES.
HELENA: AND YET IT ENDURES,
WHICH WORKS OUT SO WELL FOR ME.
KATHERINE: I DON'T SEE HOW IT
HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU.
HELENA: OH, SAVE YOUR COYNESS
FOR A MORE GULLIBLE TARGET,
MY CLEVER LITTLE PROTEGE.
A BATTLE IS LOOMING
FOR THE CASSADINE DYNASTY.
AND THE WEAPONS IN THAT WAR ARE
INFORMATION AND ACCESS.
YOU HAVE BOTH, THANKS
TO YOUR UNIQUE LINK
TO MY FAMILY.
THROUGH YOU, I CAN MONITOR
THE ACTIVITIES OF STEFAN
AND NIKOLAS AND PERHAPS PRESERVE
SOME SORT OF RELATIONSHIP
WITH NIKOLAS.
KATHERINE: AND THAT STILL
MATTERS TO YOU?
HELENA: FOR ALL SORTS
OF REASONS, BUT IT CAN'T HAPPEN
WITHOUT YOUR HELP, AND I DO HOPE
I CAN COUNT ON YOU.
A REFUSAL WOULD BE DEVASTATING.
JAX: WHERE WERE YOU?
ALEXIS: I'M HERE NOW.
DOES IT MATTER?
JAX: NOT IF YOU'RE READY
FOR TODAY'S LITTLE ESCAPADE.
ALEXIS: WELL, I AM.
I JUST HAVE TO HANDLE ONE OTHER
IMPORTANT MATTER.
JAX: YOU KNOW, ALEXIS,
YOU CAME TO ME WITH THIS DEAL.
YOU TOLD ME THAT IT WAS PERSONAL
AND TOP PRIORITY.
AND I TOOK YOU AT YOUR WORD.
SINCE THEN, YOU'VE ALREADY COME
DOWN WITH ONE CASE OF COLD FEET.
SO ARE WE HAVING A RELAPSE
OR SOMETHING?
ALEXIS: NO.
LOOK, THERE'S MORE TO MY LIFE
THAN THE WAR WITH THE
CASSADINES, THANK GOD.
DON'T WORRY.
WHATEVER I'M DOING WILL NOT
AFFECT THE TIMING OF THIS
AFTERNOON'S SCHEDULED EVENT.
JAX: WELL, IT BETTER NOT
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, IF WE GET OFF
SCHEDULE, THEN WE CAN'T JUST ASK
THE JUDGE FOR A RECESS.
ALEXIS: I'LL HOLD UP MY END.
JUST TAKE CARE OF YOUR PART.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
SONNY: THOUGHT YOU'D BE
AT THE BICYCLE SHOP BY NOW.
JASON: YEAH, WELL, ALEXIS IS
WORKING ON SOMETHING FOR ME.
I'M SUPPOSED TO HEAR BACK
FROM HER THIS MORNING.
SONNY: WHAT IF YOU DON'T LIKE
WHAT YOU HEAR?
JASON: I TAKE IT FROM THERE.
SONNY: WHAT IF IT'S THE WORSE
NEWS YOU CAN GET, BECAUSE IT
COULD BE?
THAT'S WHAT ALEXIS HAS BEEN
SAYING SINCE THE MOMENT SHE CAME
ONBOARD.
I GOT A FEELING THAT WHEN
SHE SHOWS UP HERE SHE'S NOT
GOING TO HAVE ANYTHING MORE
TO OFFER.
CAN YOU LIVE WITH IT
IF YOU HAVE TO SURRENDER
MICHAEL?
JASON: I DON'T SEE HOW.
BUT RIGHT NOW I CAN'T MAKE
A MOVE UNTIL I GET THE TRUTH
FROM CARLY.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
CARLY: JASON, COME ON.
PICK UP THE PHONE.
COME ON.
A.J.: WHO ARE YOU CALLING?
CARLY: BOBBIE.
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET AHOLD
OF HER ALL DAY, AND I GUESS
SHE'S JUST -- I DON'T KNOW.
A.J.: WELL, IT JUST AS WELL
BECAUSE I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR YOU.
CARLY: WHY?
WHAT'S WRONG?
A.J.: NOTHING.
AS A MATTER OF FACT I HAVE GOOD
NEWS.
I'M MEETING WITH MY ATTORNEY
TO FILE FOR TEMPORARY CUSTODY
OF MICHAEL.
CARLY: REALLY?
THAT'S GREAT.
A.J.: NO, ACTUALLY,
CARLY, IT'S A VERY BIG MOMENT
FOR MICHAEL -- FOR THE BOTH
OF US, AND I'D REALLY LIKE
YOU TO BE THERE.
I AM NOT GOING TO GET IT.
ARE YOU O.K.?
YEAH. NO WAY
AM I GONNA GET IT.
I'M GONNA FIGHT IT.
I'M NOT GONNA GET IT
AGAIN THIS YEAR.
YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD.
WHEN THE TOUGH GET SICK...
I'VE GOT THE FLU.
...THE SICK GET TOUGH
WITH TYLENOL FLU
WITH MAXIMUM STRENGTH
FLU MEDICINES
PLUS EXTRA STRENGTH TYLENOL
FOR THE FLU'S TOUGH ACHES
AND FEVER.
I AM NOT GETTING SICK.
I'M NOT GETTING THE FLU.
GOT THE FLU?
...WITH TYLENOL FLU.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY
HERSHEY'S KISSES IN EVERY BAG?
BECAUSE THEY GO REALLY FAST.
INTRODUCING...
THE...
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A FAMILY COMPANY.
RIGHT NOW AT PAYLESS,
WHEN YOU BUY ONE PAIR OF SHOES,
YOU GET THE SECOND PAIR
AT HALF OFF.
ALL MEN'S, WOMEN'S AND KIDS'.
THE PAYLESS SHOE SOURCE
BUY-A-PAIR, GET-A-PAIR-HALF-OFF
SALE.
CARLY: YOU KNOW WHAT, A.J.?
I REALLY -- I DON'T SEE WHAT
GOOD I'LL DO.
JASON'S ALREADY ADMITTED THAT
YOU'RE MICHAEL'S FATHER,
SO DOESN'T THAT GIVE US
EVERYTHING THAT WE NEED?
A.J.: HE ONLY ADMITTED THAT
BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT MICHAEL
TO GO THROUGH A BLOOD TEST.
HE HASN'T RELINQUISHED CUSTODY.
CARLY: OK, BUT THEN
THE COURTS WILL JUST TAKE IT
AWAY FROM HIM.
A.J.: WE CAN'T ASSUME THAT.
CARLY, MY ATTORNEY HAS ADVISED
ME THAT WE MUST PRESENT
THE STRONGEST CASE POSSIBLE
IF WE WANT MICHAEL HERE
DURING THE CUSTODY TRIAL.
CARLY: RIGHT.
A.J.: WHICH MEANS MORE THAN
JUST SHOWING UP WITH A CLAIM
CHECK FOR HIM.
WE HAVE TO PROVE THAT JASON IS
BAD FOR MICHAEL RIGHT NOW.
CARLY: THAT'S NOT GOING TO BE
EASY.
A.J., JASON HAS NEVER DONE
ANYTHING TO MICHAEL.
HE LOVES THAT KID.
YOU KNOW, WHEN HE GETS ANGRY,
HE SENDS MICHAEL OUT
OF THE ROOM.
A.J.: WHAT DOES HE DO WHEN
PEOPLE SHOOT AT HIM, CARLY?
LOOK, I'M GOING --
I'M GOING TO SHOW THAT BEING
WITH JASON IS A CONSTANT THREAT
TO MICHAELS'S LIFE.
BECAUSE OF WHAT JASON'S LINE
OF WORK IS OUR SON IS IN SERIOUS
DANGER.
THAT'S WHAT I WANT YOU TO TELL
MY ATTORNEY.
CARLY: HEY, LOOK,
NOBODY NEEDS ME TO TELL THEM HOW
DANGEROUS JASON'S LIFE HAS BEEN.
ANYBODY WHO READS A NEWSPAPER
KNOWS THAT IT'S TRUE.
A.J.: OK, FINE, BUT YOU CAN
EXPLAIN HOW INTIMIDATED YOU WERE
BY JASON, PERSONALLY
AND PHYSICALLY.
THAT'S WHAT YOU TOLD US, RIGHT?
CARLY: YEAH, YEAH.
BUT I JUST --
I DON'T KNOW.
LOOK, I THINK THAT MAYBE
WE SHOULDN'T MAKE ANY LEGAL
MOVES UNTIL WE SPEAK TO EDWARD.
A.J.: EDWARD IS IN FRANCE
CLOSING A DEAL.
I KNOW WHAT HE WOULD SAY -- GO
FORWARD, FULL STEAM AHEAD.
CARLY: LOOK, IS IT
TOTALLY, ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY
TO DRAG JASON'S NAME THROUGH
THE MUD?
A.J.: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
CARLY: I MEAN, WE ARE
MICHAEL'S BIOLOGICAL
PARENTS, A.J.
A.J.: YEAH.
CARLY: I MEAN, WE SHOULD BE
ABLE TO GET CUSTODY OF OUR SON
WITHOUT HAVING TO MAKE THIS
THING ALL UGLY.
A.J.: YOU GOING SOFT ON JASON
AFTER EVERYTHING HE DID,
ACCORDING TO YOU?
CARLY: NO, A.J.
I'M JUST SAYING, OK?
A.J.: WHAT?
CARLY: I'M A LITTLE SCARED
HERE BECAUSE IF WE OPEN UP
JASON'S PAST, AND WE GET
INTO ALL THAT, HE CAN BRING
UP MINE --
SHOOTING TONY, WALKING OUT
ON MICHAEL WHEN HE WAS JUST
BORN, AND ALL THOSE FABULOUS
MONTHS AT FERNCLIFF ARE REALLY
GOING TO HELP OUR CASE A LOT.
RIGHT?
A.J.: YOU HAVE A POINT.
CARLY: YEAH.
A.J.: MM-HMM.
OK.
WELL, MAYBE WE CAN GET MICHAEL
JUST BASED ON THE FACT THAT
WE'RE HIS BIRTH PARENTS.
CARLY: THAT'D BE BETTER.
OK?
A.J.: OK.
CARLY: THANK YOU.
[CARLY SIGHS]
A.J.: WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU OK?
YOU ALL RIGHT?
CARLY: YEAH, JUST THIS WHOLE
THING.
MY GOSH, IT'S LIKE --
I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S REALLY EXHAUSTING ME.
I JUST FEEL I'M DRAINED
FROM THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE,
YOU KNOW?
A.J.: YEAH.
WELL --
CARLY: IS THERE ANY WAY THAT
YOU CAN GO BY YOURSELF
TO THE LAWYER?
I JUST REALLY WANT TO TAKE
A NAP.
A.J.: SURE, NO PROBLEM.
IF REGINALD CAN BRING
YOU ANYTHING --
CARLY: I'LL ASK.
A.J.: ALL RIGHT, I'LL FILL
YOU IN.
CARLY: THANK YOU.
NED: GOING SOMEWHERE?
SONNY: CARLY STILL THINKS
THE TRUTH IS WHATEVER STORY GETS
HER WHAT SHE WANTS.
YOU KNOW THAT.
JASON: I KNOW, SONNY.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
BUT RIGHT NOW I NEED TO KNOW
WHAT SHE WANTS BECAUSE A LOT
OF TIMES HOW SHE GETS IT DOESN'T
MAKE SENSE TO ANYONE BUT HER.
SONNY: I STILL DON'T
UNDERSTAND.
WHY IS SHE YOUR FRIEND?
JASON: ALL I'M SAYING IS
MAYBE CARLY SOLD OUT
TO THE QUARTERMAINES,
MAYBE SHE'S DOING SOMETHING
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
I WILL NOT KNOW UNTIL I SPEAK
TO HER.
SONNY: IF YOU WANT TO WAIT
TO HEAR THE TRUTH FROM CARLY,
I CAN TELL YOU RIGHT NOW
STRAIGHT UP.
ALL OF ALEXIS' LEGAL MANEUVERS,
THEY'RE JUST DELAY TACTICS.
THERE'S GOING TO BE A WAR OVER
THIS KID.
JASON: THERE ALREADY IS.
SONNY: WHAT'S HAPPENED
SO FAR, IT DOESN'T EVEN QUALIFY
AS A DECENT RUMBLE.
THE QUARTERMAINES, THEY DON'T
PLAY TO WIN, THEY PLAY
TO DESTROY.
AND IN THIS FIGHT, THEY'VE
ALREADY GOT SOME BASIC FACTS
ON THEIR SIDE.
YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
EVEN BEFORE WE EVEN TAKE
OUR FIRST SHOT.
ALEXIS CAN HELP YOU WIN SOME
BATTLES, YEAH.
BUT I AM TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW
AS A FRIEND,
GO IN THERE EXPECTING TO LOSE.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
JOHNNY: ALEXIS DAVIS.
JASON: YEAH.
OK.
ALEXIS: THIS IS GOING TO HAVE
TO BE BRIEF BECAUSE I HAVE
ANOTHER APPOINTMENT.
THIS IS INTERESTING DECOR.
JASON: WELL, IT'S CARLY'S,
THE WHOLE THING.
DO YOU HAVE ANY NEWS?
ALEXIS: I DO, ACTUALLY.
IT'S BETTER THAN I HAD HOPED
FOR.
I WAS ABLE TO BLOCK ANY
QUARTERMAINE BID FOR TEMPORARY
CUSTODY, AT LEAST FOR THE TIME
BEING.
JASON: OH, THAT'S GOOD.
SONNY: NO, NO, NO, YOU'RE NOT
HEARING.
SHE SAID "FOR THE TIME BEING."
ALEXIS: I'M AFRAID SO.
THEY'VE ALREADY APPEALED.
SONNY: OH.
ON WHAT GROUNDS?
ALEXIS: WHO CAN PROVIDE
THE BEST ENVIRONMENT FOR MICHAEL
AS THIS CASE MOVES THROUGH
THE SYSTEM, WHICH BRINGS ME
TO ANOTHER POINT.
IT'S ABOUT THIS COFFEE BUSINESS
THAT THE TWO OF YOU HAVE
ENTERED IN.
JASON: YEAH, WHAT ABOUT IT?
ALEXIS: IT HAD BETTER BE
LEGIT.
BECAUSE IF THE COURT HAS
THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU'RE EVEN
THINKING ABOUT ANYTHING ILLEGAL,
YOU WILL LOSE MICHAEL FOR GOOD.
TONY: THEY WERE SITTING
AT A TABLE RIGHT OVER THERE.
STEFAN: WHICH IN
AND OF ITSELF MEANS NOTHING.
NIKOLAS HAS BEEN ASSISTING
KATHERINE'S FUNDRAISING EFFORTS.
TONY: THEY WERE EXTREMELY
FAMILIAR WITH EACH OTHER.
STEFAN: THEY ARE FAMILIAR
WITH EACH OTHER -- AS FRIENDS.
TONY: WELL, AND THAT WOULD
WORK FOR A WARM HANDSHAKE,
AN AIR KISS, BUT SHE WAS
STROKING HIS FACE.
STEFAN: DID YOU HEAR ANY PART
OF THEIR CONVERSATION?
TONY: NO, I COULDN'T HEAR.
STEFAN: THEN IT'S POSSIBLE
YOU MISINTERPRETED AN INNOCENT
DISPLAY OF AFFECTION.
TONY: POSSIBLY, YES.
LIKELY?
WELL, I CAN'T REALLY SEE
INTO KATHERINE'S HEART,
BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN ALONE
FOR SO LONG THAT I'VE FORGOTTEN
HOW A MAN LOOKS AND ACTS WHEN
HE'S WITH A WOMAN AND IT'S NOT
FOR BUSINESS OR FRIENDSHIP.
STEFAN: DR. JONES,
I APPRECIATE YOU MAKING
THE EFFORT TO CONTACT ME.
BUT WHATEVER YOU SAW, OR THINK
YOU SAW, IS NOTHING YOU NEED BE
CONCERNED WITH.
TONY: I UNDERSTAND.
AND I JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE
INTERESTED.
AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM
GRATEFUL FOR YOU REINSTATING
MY PRIVILEGES AT G.H.
STEFAN: NO MORE THAN GENERAL
HOSPITAL IS GRATEFUL TO HAVE
THE BENEFIT OF YOUR GIFTS.
TONY: IT'S VERY KIND OF YOU.
THANK YOU.
AND IF I HAPPEN TO COME UPON ANY
OTHER INTERESTING INFORMATION --
STEFAN: YOU'LL CONTACT ME,
OF COURSE.
KATHERINE: HELENA,
YOUR INVITATION COULDN'T HAVE
COME AT A BETTER TIME.
HELENA: WELL, I'M SO PLEASED.
KATHERINE: I'VE BEEN MEANING
TO SPEAK WITH YOU FOR QUITE
A WHILE.
HELENA: WELL, IT IS A PITY
THAT WE'VE SEEN SO LITTLE
OF EACH OTHER RECENTLY,
BUT I KNOW HOW BUSY YOU'VE BEEN.
KATHERINE: WELL, THE WHOLE
WORLD'S BEEN BUSY.
BUT A LOT HAS HAPPENED SINCE
OUR LAST SERIOUS CONVERSATION.
NIKOLAS IS NO LONGER THE PRINCE,
MY RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM HAS
BEEN MENDED, AND THE CASSADINE
DYNASTY IS CRUMBLING.
I THINK EVERYTHING'S CHANGED.
HELENA: NO, EVERYTHING HASN'T
CHANGED, MY DEAR.
I'M STILL AS INTERESTED
IN WHAT'S HAPPENING
WITH YOU AS I EVER WAS.
KATHERINE: THAT'S VERY
GENEROUS OF YOU.
AFTER ALL, ANY BENEFIT THAT
YOU HOPE TO REAP FROM
OUR ASSOCIATION YOU MUST HAVE
BY NOW.
STEFAN IS NO LONGER IN POWER.
NIKOLAS IS OUT FROM HIS SHADOW.
AND YOUR PATH IS CLEAR
TO THE FAMILY TREASURY.
IN FACT, I'M SURE THAT YOU DON'T
NEED ME ANYMORE.
HELENA: OH, ON THE CONTRARY,
MY DEAR.
WITH THE INHERITANCE UP
FOR GRABS, I NEED YOU MORE THAN
EVER.
UNLESS, OF COURSE, THIS IS
YOUR SLY LITTLE WAY OF SAYING
THAT YOU WANT TO END
OUR ALLIANCE.
KATHERINE: WE HAD
AN ARRANGEMENT THAT WAS USEFUL
TO BOTH OF US.
BUT IT HAS BEEN OVERTAKEN
BY EVENTS.
AND AS MUCH AS I WILL ALWAYS BE
GRATEFUL TO YOU, I'M STARTING
OVER.
HELENA: YET AGAIN?
KATHERINE: MAYBE THE THIRD
TIME IS THE CHARM.
BUT IT'S BECOME CLEAR THAT
MY CIRCUMSTANCES CAN NO LONGER
GO ON THIS WAY.
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN BETTER
AT PLAYING A QUEEN THAN A PAWN.
AND YOU SHOULD NO LONGER COUNT
ON ME TO BE YOURS.
ONE WORD CONVINCED ME
AN HERBAL...
COULD HELP MAINTAIN
MY CHOLESTEROL HEALTH.
CENTRUM.
ONE WORD TOLD ME
THERE'S AN ADVANCE IN HERBALS...
FOR ENERGY.
FOR MY PROSTATE,
I'M TAKING THE ONLY HERBAL
BACKED BY CENTRUM SCIENCE.
INTRODUCING CENTRUM HERBALS.
SOME OTHER BRANDS CAN BE MISSING
NATURAL INGREDIENTS...
BECAUSE HERBALS CAN VARY FROM
PLANT TO PLANT, DOSE TO DOSE.
ONLY CENTRUM USES PHARMAPRINT...
TO GUARANTEE A MORE COMPLETE
HERBAL EVERY TIME.
ONE WORD CAN HELP MAKE
A DIFFERENCE IN YOUR HEALTH.
SIX INDIVIDUAL CENTRUM HERBALS.
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ARRID.
MY CONCERN
WITH A HOME PREGNANCY TEST
IS DID I DO IT RIGHT?
FIRST RESPONSE UNDERSTANDS.
I COULD SEE ITS CLEAR STICK
WORKING IMMEDIATELY...
SO I KNEW I DID IT RIGHT.
FOR AN ACCURATE, FAST RESPONSE
TRUST FIRST RESPONSE.
THIS YEAR I WILL...
NOT FREAK OUT IF I
GAIN TWO POUNDS.
THIS YEAR I WILL
STOP ASKING...
DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS ?...
DO I LOOK FAT ?
THIS YEAR...
I WILL LEARN TO
APPRECIATE MY BODY.
I WILL NOT LET
MY DRESS SIZE...
DETERMINE MY SELF WORTH.
I HAVE MY MOTHER'S THIGHS,
I HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT.
YOO-HOO. EXCUSE ME.
WHO, ME ?
NEED SOME HELP
ON THOSE COLORS ?
PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO MEET
BLEACH-FREE CLOROX 2.
UP HERE IN THE GREEN.
I'M BLEACH-FREE.
I REMOVE STAINS
LIKE SHE DOES.
BUT INSTEAD OF BLEACH,
SHE'S GOT ENZYMES.
OH, I LIKE IT!
BLEACH-FREE CLOROX 2.
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LOOK AT THESE COLORS!
YOU DID GREAT,
BLEACH-FREE.
THAT'S MY JOB.
( laughs )
BLEACH-FREE CLOROX 2.
HELENA: I AGREE WITH YOU,
MY DEAR.
KATHERINE: YOU DO?
HELENA: YES.
YES, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
THIS MEETING COULD NOT HAVE COME
AT A MORE OPPORTUNE TIME.
AND I WELCOME THE OPPORTUNITY
TO CLEAR UP ANY MISUNDERSTANDS
THAT MIGHT EXIST BETWEEN US.
KATHERINE: THIS IS NOT
A MISUNDERSTANDING, HELENA.
I AM STARTING OVER.
HELENA: IN MY EXPERIENCE,
ONE CAN'T BEGIN A NEW LIFE UNTIL
THE ACCOUNTS OF THE OLD ONE HAVE
BEEN SETTLED.
AND AS GRATEFUL AS YOU WERE
TO ME FOR SAVING YOUR LIFE,
YOU DID HAVE GOALS OF YOUR OWN
WHEN YOU ENTERED THIS
FRIENDSHIP, DID YOU NOT?
KATHERINE: YES. REVENGE.
HELENA: YES, YOU WANTED
STEFAN TO SUFFER FOR
THE MONSTROUS DECEIT THAT
HE INFLICTED ON YOU
AND THE PRICE THAT YOU ALMOST
PAID FOR IT.
SO, LET'S JUST BRIEFLY REVIEW
STEFAN'S LIFE AND SEE HOW MUCH
SUFFERING HE HAS ENDURED.
HE NOW HAS THE WOMAN HE HAS
ALWAYS WANTED AND THE SON THAT
HE CAN NOW LAY CLAIM TO.
AND WITH A LITTLE LEGAL TRICK
OR TWO, HE MAY WALK AWAY
WITH THE BULK OF HIS FORTUNE.
MY GOD, THIS MAN MUST BE
IN AGONY.
KATHERINE: IT'S IRONIC.
HELENA: NO, IT'S OUTRAGEOUS.
HOW CAN YOU ABANDON YOUR HEART'S
DESIRE WHEN YOU ARE SO CLOSE
TO ACHIEVING IT?
KATHERINE: I GUESS MY HEART
CHANGED ITS MIND.
HELENA: YOU CAN BREAK
YOUR PROMISES TO YOURSELF
IF YOU WISH, BUT IF YOU BREAK
YOUR PROMISES TO ME, I WILL NOT
TAKE IT WELL.
I GAVE YOU LIFE.
AND WHAT I GIVE, I CAN JUST
AS EASILY TAKE AWAY.
NOW, IF YOU DOUBT ME, ASK ALEXIS
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER POOR
MOTHER.
KATHERINE: YOU KNOW
SOMETHING, HELENA?
THREATENING ME IS NOT ONLY BAD
MANNERS, IT'S BAD STRATEGY
BECAUSE I HAVE ONE THING THAT
ALEXIS' MOTHER NEVER HAD --
NIKOLAS.
I COULD EITHER SWING THE DOOR
OPEN BETWEEN YOU AND
YOUR GRANDSON OR NAIL IT SHUT
FOREVER.
SO AS LONG AS NIKOLAS MEANS
SOMETHING TO YOU, I'M A BRIDGE
THAT YOU DARE NOT BURN.
CARLY: HI.
YEAH, I'VE BEEN COUPED UP
FOR SO LONG I GUESS I JUST
NEED TO -- YOU KNOW, A LITTLE
WALK AROUND.
MAYBE SOME FRESH AIR, ANYTHING.
NED: YES, THIS OLD HOUSE CAN
GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC.
CARLY: THEN YOU UNDERSTAND.
NED: OH, CERTAINLY.
CERTAINLY.
I'M SURE IT'LL BE VERY NICE
TO TAKE A LITTLE STROLL AROUND
PORT CHARLES THROUGH FOUR FEET
OF SNOW IN 10-DEGREE WEATHER.
IT'S OBVIOUS YOU'RE GOING
SOMEWHERE.
SO WHY DON'T YOU LET ME TAKE
YOU FOR A RIDE.
OH, NOW, THAT WOULD BE SOMETHING
OF A ROLE REVERSAL FOR YOU,
WOULDN'T IT?
CARLY: YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S REALLY SWEET OF YOU, NED.
BUT I THINK I'LL WALK.
NED: OH, BY THE WAY,
WHATEVER ANGLE YOU'RE WORKING
ON A.J. -- AND I KNOW YOU ARE --
YOU NOT ONLY HAVE MY PERMISSION,
YOU HAVE MY ADMIRATION.
NNY'S RIGHT.
YOU'RE GOOD.
ALEXIS: I APPRECIATE THAT,
JASON.
I DO.
IT'S ALWAYS NICE TO HAVE
CONFIDENCE FROM MY CLIENT.
BUT YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT I AM
NOT A MIRACLE WORKER.
I'M A LAWYER AND I HAVE TO WORK
WITH THE LAW AS IT IS,
NOT THE WAY THAT YOU WANT IT
TO BE, WHICH MEANS WE ARE FACING
ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE ODDS.
JASON: WAIT, YOU SAID
"ALMOST."
SONNY: SHE ALSO SAID
"IMPOSSIBLE."
ALEXIS: WELL, THERE'S
A CHANCE -- IT'S JUST VERY SLIM.
NOW, FOR YEARS, FAMILY COURTS
AUTOMATICALLY FAVORED PLACING
CHILDREN WITH THEIR BIOLOGICAL
FAMILIES.
IT WAS A POLICY CALLED FAMILY
PRESERVATION.
BASICALLY TREATS CHILDREN
AS PROPERTY, AND IT SAYS THAT
THEY BELONG TO THE PEOPLE WHO
MATCH THEIR D.N.A.
FORTUNATELY FOR YOU,
MORE AND MORE JUDGES ARE BASING
THEIR DECISION ON WHAT THEY FEEL
IS BEST FOR THE CHILD PHYSICALLY
AND EMOTIONALLY.
JASON: WHICH MEANS ME.
ALEXIS: WELL, THE FACT THAT
YOU KNEW A.J. WAS THE BIOLOGICAL
FATHER AND YOU CONCEALED IT DOES
NOT MAKE MY JOB EASY.
BUT I WILL HAVE NO TROUBLE
DEMONSTRATING THAT YOU ARE
THE BEST PARENT MICHAEL COULD
POSSIBLY HAVE.
AND THAT COUNTS FOR SOMETHING,
RIGHT?
JASON: THANK YOU, ALEXIS.
ALEXIS: YOU'RE WELCOME.
GENTLEMEN, I WILL BE IN TOUCH.
JASON: SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
SONNY: YOU HEARD WHAT
SHE SAID ABOUT OUR BUSINESS.
JASON: WE HAVE TO STAY CLEAN.
SONNY: YEAH, BUT,
SEE, THAT CAN GET COMPLICATED.
I HAD A CLOSE ENCOUNTER
YESTERDAY WITH MORENO ABOUT
THE WAREHOUSE.
JASON: MORENO?
I WAS WONDERING WHAT WAS KEEPING
HIM.
SONNY: HE DOES NOT BELIEVE
FOR TWO SECONDS THAT WE'RE
IMPORTING COFFEE BEANS.
NEITHER DOES ANYBODY ELSE.
JASON: WHO CARES WHAT ANYONE
ELSE THINKS?
ALL THAT MATTERS IS WHAT
THE QUARTERMAINES CAN PROVE.
SONNY: THIS IS A CUSTODY
CASE.
THE QUARTERMAINES DON'T HAVE
TO SEND YOU TO JAIL.
THEY JUST HAVE TO MAKE A JUDGE
BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE DANGEROUS
TO MICHAEL.
EVERYBODY BELIEVED YOU WERE
CLEAN UNTIL I CAME BACK TO TOWN.
JASON: SO?
SONNY: SO WE --
WE SHOULD SEVER TIES.
THE BUSINESS AND THE FRIENDSHIP.
YOU WANT INCREDIBLE COLOR...THAT'S INCREDIBLY GENTLE.
IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLE.
IT'S HYDRIENCE.
ITS UNIQUE WATER-BASED
COLOR CREME
HYDRATES YOUR HAIR.
IT'S THE GENTLE, PERMANENT WAY
TO COLOR.
CLAIROL HYDRIENCE.
WOMEN LOVE
SHAMPOOING
WITH CLAIROL
HERBAL ESSENCES.
( moaning... )
REVELING IN
THE NATURAL
BOTANICALS
AND ORGANIC HERBS.
YES, YES... YES!
BUT WE'D ALSO LIKE
TO REMIND YOU...
YES!
...MEN LIKE IT, TOO.
HERBAL ESSENCES.
IS THERE A WHITENING TOOTHPASTE
THAT DOESN'T USE
BLEACH OR HARSH ABRASIVES?
ABSOLUTELY. AQUAFRESH
WHITENING'S TRICLENE FORMULA
GENTLY BREAKS UP
STAINS TO GET
TEETH WHITER.
NOT EVEN
REMBRANDT WHITENS
BETTER THAN AQUAFRESH WHITENING.
FOR DAZZLING, WHITER TEETH.
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JASON: NO.
SONNY: THINK IT OVER.
JASON: I HAVE, SONNY,
MANY TIMES.
PEOPLE STARTED TELLING ME TO GET
CLEAR OF SONNY CORINTHOS THE DAY
I WENT TO WORK FOR YOU.
YOU EVEN ASKED ME YOURSELF.
I HAVE THE SAME ANSWER NOW THAT
I HAD THEN -- NO.
SONNY: EVEN IF IT COSTS
YOU MICHAEL?
JASON: HOW ABOUT WHAT IT
WOULD COST MICHAEL?
I WANT HIM WITH ME BECAUSE
I KNOW I'M BETTER FOR HIM THAN
THE QUARTERMAINES.
I WOULD NEVER WALK AWAY
FROM YOU.
IF I DID, I WOULD BE LIKE
THE QUARTERMAINES -- NO LOYALTY,
NO HONOR.
AND THAT'S NOT THE KIND
OF FATHER I PROMISED MICHAEL
I'D BE.
AND LOOK, WITH MORENO COMING
AFTER YOU, YOU'RE GOING TO NEED
SOMEONE TO WATCH YOUR BACK.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PROTECT ME.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PROTECT
MY KID.
WE'VE BEEN LOOKING OUT FOR EACH
OTHER FINE, AND THAT'S HOW
I WANT TO KEEP IT.
[MICHAEL CRIES]
SONNY: TELL MICHAEL I SAID HI
AND HE'S GOT A HELL OF A FATHER.
NED: GOOD AFTERNOON,
COUNSELOR.
ALEXIS: NED, HI.
NED: THIS IS TURNING
INTO A VERY PRODUCTIVE DAY.
I JUST HAD A MEETING
WITH OUR ARCHITECT, GOING OVER
THE PLANS FOR THE DOCK'S
RENOVATION, WHICH ARE GOING
ALONG SWIMMINGLY, I MIGHT ADD.
AND NOW I'VE JUST RUN
INTO MY VERY FAVORITE LADY
LAWYER.
ALEXIS: OH, HOWEVER BRIEFLY.
NED: ACTUALLY, I'M
IN NO HURRY.
I WAS GOING TO CALL YOU LATER.
YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO I CAUGHT
TRYING TO SLIP OUT OF THE HOUSE
THIS MORNING.
ALEXIS: KATHERINE.
NED: NO, NO.
ACTUALLY, SHE SLIPPED OUT
OF THE HOUSE FOR GOOD A FEW
WEEKS AGO.
ALEXIS: I'M SORRY.
I'M A LITTLE UNFOCUSED
AT THE MOMENT.
NED: I UNDERSTAND.
NO, THIS FUGITIVE HOUSEGUEST IS
NONE OTHER THAN MICHAEL'S
OCCASIONAL MOM.
ALEXIS: CARLY?
NED: GOT YOUR ATTENTION NOW,
DIDN'T I?
I SUPPOSE CARLY WAS THINKING
THAT WE WOULD SUSPECT THAT
SHE WAS TAKING A NAP
OR SOMETHING.
SHE PUTS IN MORE SACK TIME THAN
A HOUSE CAT.
ANYWAY, SHE COVERED LIKE CRAZY
WHEN I CONFRONTED HER.
YOU'D THINK FOR A WOMAN
WITH SO MUCH PRACTICE LYING
WOULD BE BETTER AT IT, BUT SHE'S
NOT.
ALEXIS: WHERE WAS SHE GOING?
NED: SHE DIDN'T SAY.
BUT I WONDER, I JUST WONDER,
IF SHE'S PREPARING TO MAKE YET
ANOTHER SWITCH OF LOYALTIES.
AND AS JASON'S ATTORNEY,
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE
TO KNOW.
ALEXIS: THANK YOU.
REALLY, I WILL PASS THAT ON.
NED: YOU'RE WELCOME.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHY DON'T WE TRY TO TAKE
ADVANTAGE OF OUR GOOD TIMING
AND GRAB A BITE TO EAT?
WE'LL FIND SOMEPLACE WITH GOOD
FOOD AND BAD LIGHTING.
ALEXIS: I CAN'T.
I CAN'T.
HELENA: AND THEN I'LL NEED
THOSE FUNDS TRANSFERRED
INTO THE ACCOUNT OF DR. YURI
LASTIRIS.
DO YOU HAVE THAT ACCOUNT NUMBER
HANDY?
YES.
MM-HMM.
RIGHT.
UH-HUH.
ALL RIGHT.
THANK YOU.
WELL, I HAVE ANOTHER CALL
COMING IN.
YES, YOU CAN EXPECT TO HEAR
FROM ME.
HELLO?
JAX: AM I INTERRUPTING
ANYTHING?
HELENA: WELL, SOME PEOPLE ARE
NEVER AN INTERRUPTION.
JAX: WELL, I'M JUST CALLING
TO CONFIRM OUR MEETING.
HELENA: WELL, I CAN ASSURE
YOU THAT I WILL BE THERE
AS SCHEDULED.
I ASSUME IT'S ABOUT THE MATTER
WE DISCUSSED PREVIOUSLY.
UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU HAVE
SOMETHING A BIT LESS
BUSINESS-ORIENTED IN MIND.
JAX: MY INTEREST
IN YOUR FAMILY'S FINANCIAL
HEALTH WILL BE THE MAIN TOPIC.
HOWEVER, IF I -- WELL,
IF MY MIND WANDERS OCCASIONALLY,
I HOPE YOU'LL FORGIVE ME.
ARE YOU STILL CONFIDENT YOU'LL
BE NAMED TRUSTEE?
HELENA: I'M CONFIDENT
OF A GREAT MANY THINGS, MR. JAX.
JAX: WELL, THEN, I THINK
WE'LL GET ALONG.
HELENA: I'M COUNTING ON IT.
HELENA: ARI.
DRAW ME A BATH.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
KATHERINE: HELLO.
STEFAN: NOT A VERY FLATTERING
REACTION, BUT AN HONEST ONE.
SO IT MUST BE TRUE.
KATHERINE: I'M SURE I DON'T
KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
STEFAN: I HAD REASON
TO BELIEVE YOUR RELATIONSHIP
WITH NIKOLAS HAD RESUMED.
YOUR EXPRESSION AT THE DOOR JUST
NOW CONFIRMED IT.
YOU THOUGHT I WAS NIKOLAS.
KATHERINE: WHAT BRINGS
YOU HERE, STEFAN?
AN OFFICIAL CASSADINE DECREE
BANNING ANY CONTACT BETWEEN ME
AND YOUR SON?
STEFAN: NO.
BUT I DO WONDER IF ANY HUMANITY
OR COMPASSION HAS SURVIVED
YOUR RESURRECTION AT HELENA'S
HANDS.
KATHERINE: GET TO THE POINT.
STEFAN: I AM ENTITLED TO KNOW
YOUR MOTIVES CONCERNING NIKOLAS.
DO YOU HAVE ANY GENUINE FEELINGS
FOR HIM AT ALL?
LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!
HELP! HELP!
I'LL SAVE YOU!
WHOLESOME, PLAYFUL
TEDDY GRAHAMS.
THANKS, THAT WAS CLOSE!
THEY'RE...
ALSO IN NEW CHOCOLATEY CHIP.
IN HOSPITAL PHARMACIES,
THEY DISPENSE
MEDICINES THAT
WORK FAST.
FOR HEARTBURN, THAT'S
ONE MINUTE MAALOX.
IT GOES TO WORK ON
STOMACH ACID IN ONE MINUTE.
PEPCID AC COULD TAKE
OVER 45 MINUTES.
HOSPITAL PHARMACIES
RELY ON MAALOX.
SHOULDN'T YOU?
COUNT ON
ONE MINUTE MAALOX.
ONE OF THESE WOMEN USES
SUAVE HEALTHY SHINE.
THE OTHER PAYS A LOT MORE
FOR PANTENE.
BOTH HAVE SHINY,
HEALTHY-LOOKING HAIR.
SO WHO IS WHO ?
IF YOU CAN'T TELL,
WHY SHOULD WE ?
OHHH.
[ Giggles ]
SO, HOW LONG HAVE YOU
KNOWN MICHAEL ?
SINCE FRIDAY.
OHHH.
[ Mutters ]
MICHAEL !
THIS GARLIC SHRIMP
IS DELICIOUS !
THANKS.
I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT
WITHOUT PAM.
OH, I THOUGHT
YOUR NAME WAS JILL.
IT IS JILL !
OH, BOY.
INTRODUCING ALL NATURAL
GARLIC FLAVORED PAM.
IT'S MORE THAN A CRUISE.
IT'S A MAGIC VOYAGE
FILLED WITH GROWN-UP WISHES,
AND CHILDHOOD DREAMS
COME TRUE.
ON DISNEY CRUISE LINE,
YOU CAN BE PART
OF A MAGICAL ADVENTURE...
THAT STARTS WITH
A WALT DISNEY WORLD VACATION...
THEN SAILS TO OUR PRIVATE ISLAND
IN THE BAHAMAS.
SO CALL NOW
AND DISCOVER UNCHARTED MAGIC.
HERSHEY'S TASTETATIONS.
WHEN HERSHEY
MAKES A HARD CANDY,
IT'S HARD TO RESIST.
HERSHEY'S TASTETATIONS.
KATHERINE: I DON'T BELIEVE
THAT YOU'RE ENTITLED TO ANYTHING
FROM ME.
BUT I THINK IT'S TO MY BENEFIT
AND NIKOLAS' TO PUT
YOU ON NOTICE.
YES, WE DO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP.
STEFAN: I SEE.
KATHERINE: AND THERE'S
A FUNNY SORT OF PHYSICS
IN FEELINGS LIKE OURS.
THE MORE YOU TRY TO HOLD NIKOLAS
BACK, THE MORE YOU PROPEL HIM
STRAIGHT INTO MY ARMS.
STEFAN: HAVE YOU GIVEN ANY
THOUGHT TO WHERE THIS
RELATIONSHIP WILL LEAD?
KATHERINE: NO.
I HAVE NO IDEA.
BUT LOVE ISN'T LIKE WAGING A WAR
OR RUNNING A BUSINESS CAMPAIGN.
FOR BETTER, FOR WORSE, YOU DON'T
KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING UNTIL
YOU GET THERE.
STEFAN: I SEE NO RESULT
FROM THIS INVOLVEMENT OTHER THAN
PAIN FOR NIKOLAS.
KATHERINE: YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY
AN UNBIASED OBSERVER.
STEFAN: NEITHER ARE YOU.
KATHERINE: TRUE.
BUT LONG BEFORE NIKOLAS REALIZED
THAT I WAS SOMEONE THAT HE COULD
LOVE, HE KNEW THAT I WAS SOMEONE
THAT HE COULD TRUST.
I HAVE NEVER HURT NIKOLAS,
NOT INTENTIONALLY.
AND HE HAS NO REASON TO EXPECT
THAT I WILL.
STEFAN: AND WHAT ABOUT YOU,
KATHERINE?
WHAT ARE YOUR EXPECTATIONS?
KATHERINE: CERTAINLY NOT
A PIECE OF THE CASSADINE LEGACY.
I'VE ENOUGH MONEY OF MY OWN.
AND FORTUNE IN YOUR FAMILY
ALWAYS SEEMS TO COME AT THE COST
OF HAPPINESS.
STEFAN: IS THAT WHAT YOU SEE
FOR YOURSELF AND NIKOLAS,
KATHERINE?
HAPPINESS?
MARRIAGE, PERHAPS?
CHILDREN?
GROWING OLD TOGETHER?
SURELY EVEN YOUR FANTASIES HAVE
A LIMIT.
KATHERINE: WELL, I GUESS
NIKOLAS AND I WILL JUST HAVE
TO HAVE A GRAND TIME FIGURING
OUT WHAT IT IS.
STEFAN: SO YOU'VE BEEN
AN ABLE STUDENT OF MY MOTHER'S
PHILOSOPHY.
SHE'S CONVINCED YOU THAT
THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH CAN BE
FOUND IN YOUNGER MEN.
KATHERINE: THIS HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH YOUR MOTHER.
STEFAN: THEN YOU HAVE
DECEIVED YOURSELF.
FOR MOST LOVERS,
TIME IS AN ALLY.
FOR YOU AND NIKOLAS,
IT IS AN IMPLACABLE ENEMY.
DO YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE
HE PERCEIVES HIS FUTURE IN YOU?
YOU'RE NOT THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE.
YOU'RE AN UNFORTUNATE LIAISON
HE'LL LOOK BACK ON WITH REGRET
WHEN HIS REAL LIFE BEGINS.
KATHERINE: I GUESS I HAVE
MORE FAITH IN NIKOLAS THAN
YOU DO.
STEFAN: YOU HAVE FAITH
IN YOUR OWN DELUSIONS.
AND WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN THOSE
DELUSIONS FAIL YOU,
KATHERINE, AND NIKOLAS PUTS
AN END TO THIS MISGUIDED AFFAIR?
WILL HE BECOME THE NEXT
CASSADINE MARKED FOR
YOUR REVENGE?
ALEXIS: OH. SEE?
NOW I'VE HURT YOUR FEELINGS.
NED: OH, JUST A LEFT HOOK
TO MY PRIDE, BUT I'LL RECOVER.
ALEXIS: SORRY.
I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE LUNCH
WITH YOU.
I WOULD.
I JUST HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF SOME
LEGWORK.
NED: WELL, I HOPE JAX IS
APPRECIATIVE.
ALEXIS: I DIDN'T MENTION JAX.
NED: WHICH IS WHY I ASSUMED
THAT YOU WERE DOING IT FOR HIM.
ALEXIS: ACTUALLY, I AM
ATTENDING TO OUR PARTNERSHIP.
NED: NO CHANCE YOU'LL CHANGE
YOUR MIND ON THAT?
ALEXIS: NONE.
I HAVE TO HAVE ONE PURE THING
IN MY LIFE.
NED: ME?
ALEXIS: YOU MAY NOT HAVE ALL
MY TIME, BUT YOU DO HAVE ALL
MY HEART.
NED: WELL, THEN I HAVE
THE BEST PART.
NED: BE CAREFUL.
LATER.
CARLY: HEY, JOHNNY.
IS JASON HOME?
SONNY: OH.
MAKING A SOCIAL CALL
ON A KIDNAPPER.
THAT'S VERY BROAD-MINDED OF YOU.
CARLY: ACTUALLY, I'M HERE
TO SEE MY SON, MR. CORINTHOS.
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM
WITH THAT, WOULD YOU?
SONNY: AND SHE'S BRAVE, TOO.
WALKING INTO THE HOME
OF A VIOLENT, DANGEROUS
CRIMINAL.
WHAT IF -- WHAT IF JASON DOES
SOMETHING TERRIBLE TO YOU?
OR EVEN WORSE, WHAT IF HE DOES
NOTHING?
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO EXPLAIN
THAT TO YOUR NEW PALS
AT THE QUARTERMAINE MANSION?
CARLY: IS THAT WHAT HE'S BEEN
HEARING SINCE HE GOT BACK?
OH, I BET YOU'VE HAD A GREAT
TIME TRYING TO TURN HIM
AGAINST ME.
TRYING.
SONNY: YOU DON'T NEED
MY HELP.
CARLY: YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU CAN'T FOOL JASON.
SONNY: OH, YOU'VE TRIED?
CARLY: HE KNOWS THE TRUTH
ABOUT ME, SONNY.
SONNY: YOU GOT MORE VERSIONS
OF THE TRUTH THAN BEN & JERRY'S
GOT ICE CREAM FLAVORS.
WHAT ARE YOU PEDDLING TODAY?
CARLY: OH, I DON'T KNOW.
HOW ABOUT THE TRUTH THAT
YOU PROPOSITIONED ME?
LAST WEEK
PRICE-CONSCIOUS SHOPPERS...
WERE GIVEN THIS
MYSTERY DETERGENT TO TRY.
THEY HAD NO IDEA IT WAS GAIN.
SURPRISE !
WHAT'S YOUR NAME ?
TRACY JONES.
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING
YOU'VE WASHED IN THIS ?
MY SON'S SOCKS.
I LIKE HOW IT GETS
THE CLOTHES WHITE.
AND MY DAUGHTER--
HOLD ON TO IT AND HUGS IT...
AND SMELLS IT AND SAID,
"MOM, IT SMELLS GOOD."
SMELLS GREAT.
SMELL IT WITH ME.
YOU READY ?
OH, YES !
WONDER WHAT'S IN THIS ?
DOES ALL THAT ?
YES !
GAIN ! YES !
HEY !
SO YOU'RE SURE
YOU'RE GONNA SWITCH ?
I WILL SWITCH.
FRESH SCENT REMIND YOU
OF ANYTHING ?
YEAH, MY MOM WASHING MY CLOTHES.
SOMEONE'S BEEN SNEAKING
MY MILANO COOKIES.
TIM?
IS HE CAPABLE OF INDULGING
HIMSELF THE WAY I DO?
THE BABY?
WOULD SHE KNOW HOW
TO SAVOR EVERY MOMENT?
THE FINEST DARK CHOCOLATE
TWO EXQUISITE COOKIES
THE PLUMBER?
COULD HE POSSIBLY
APPRECIATE...NAH.
MILANO, ONE OF THE DISTINCTIVE
COOKIES FROM PEPPERIDGE FARM.
RIGHT NOW AT PAYLESS,
WHEN YOU BUY ONE PAIR OF SHOES,
YOU GET THE SECOND PAIR
AT HALF OFF.
ALL MEN'S, WOMEN'S AND KIDS'.
THE PAYLESS SHOE SOURCE
BUY-A-PAIR, GET-A-PAIR-HALF-OFF
SALE.
KATHERINE: I DON'T THINK
I REALLY UNDERSTOOD UNTIL NOW
JUST HOW MUCH I TERRIFY YOU.
STEFAN: WHAT DO I HAVE
TO FEAR FROM YOU NOW THAT
NIKOLAS' PARENTAGE HAS BEEN
REVEALED?
KATHERINE: THE SAME THING
YOU'VE ALWAYS FEARED.
YOU'RE LOSING NIKOLAS,
AND YOU WOULD BE WITH
OR WITHOUT ME.
I THINK YOU'RE MORE
OF A STRANGER TO HIM NOW THAN
YOU WERE WHEN YOU WERE
PRETENDING TO BE HIS UNCLE.
STEFAN: THEN I AM A STRANGER
MORE CONCERNED WITH HIS WELFARE
THAN MANY WHO CALL THEMSELVES
FRIEND.
KATHERINE: WHY?
BECAUSE EVEN NOW YOU'RE TRYING
TO HOLD ON TO HIS PLACE
IN THE DYNASTY?
HAVEN'T YOU SEEN HOW MUCH
HAPPIER HE IS NOT TO BE
THE PRINCE?
HOW MUCH HE LOVES HIS NEW
INDEPENDENCE?
STEFAN: HE'LL NEVER BE TRULY
INDEPENDENT UNTIL HE'S FREE
OF YOU.
NED: SO, WHAT'S THE SOUP
OF THE DAY?
JAX: I'M EXPECTING SOMEONE,
NED.
NED: OH, I KNOW.
I JUST RAN INTO ALEXIS
ON THE DOCKS.
JAX: NICE TRY.
NED: YOU'RE NOT MEETING
ALEXIS?
JAX: I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING,
NED.
BUT, NO, IT'S NOT.
NED: OH.
WELL, WHEN SHE TOLD ME THAT
SHE WAS BUSY WITH CASSADINE
BUSINESS, I JUST ASSUMED THAT
SHE WAS MEETING WITH YOU.
ESPECIALLY SINCE SHE SEEMED
TO BE DREADING IT.
JAX: ALEXIS IS A WORRIER
BY NATURE.
MAKES FOR A GOOD LAWYER, BUT IT
DOESN'T MAKE A GOOD
BUSINESSWOMAN.
NED: LISTEN TO ME.
WHEN THE CASSADINES HAVE
A FAMILY DISAGREEMENT,
THEY DON'T JUST REMOVE THE PLACE
SETTING FROM THE DINNER TABLE.
ALEXIS COULD GET HURT BEFORE
THIS IS OVER.
JAX: LOOK, NED, IF YOU HAVE
A PROBLEM WITH ALEXIS
AND OUR DEALINGS, THEN MAYBE
YOU SHOULD TAKE IT UP WITH HER.
BUT IT MAY BE TOO LATE
BECAUSE THE PLAN'S ALREADY
IN MOTION.
[DOOR OPENS]
HELENA: THAT WILL DO FOR NOW,
ARI.
I'M OFF TO MY MEETING
AT THE P.C. GRILL.
WELL, SHOULD ANYONE CALL,
TELL THEM I'M UNAVAILABLE,
AND WITH ANY LUCK IT WILL BE
TRUE.
ARI: SO YOU EXPECT TO BE GONE
FOR A WHILE.
HELENA: OH, I TRY NOT TO HAVE
EXPECTATIONS, BUT SHOULD
MR. JACKS ASK ME TO STAY
FOR DINNER, I COULD BE BACK
AT ANY TIME.
BUT PLEASE MAKE YOURSELF
AVAILABLE LATER JUST IN CASE
I REQUIRE YOUR SERVICES.
ARI: I WILL.
HELENA: OF COURSE YOU WILL.
AVAILABILITY IS ONE
OF YOUR GREATEST TALENTS, ARI.
OH, HOW TIRESOME.
I LEFT THAT PROSPECTUS FOR JAX
ON THE BOAT.
ARI: I CAN GET IT FOR YOU.
HELENA: NO, WAIT.
YOU WON'T KNOW WHERE LOOK
FOR IT.
OH.
I'LL ATTEND TO THIS MYSELF.
CARLY: IT'S TRUE, YOU KNOW.
HE DID PROPOSITION ME.
JASON: CARLY, ARE YOU HERE
TO SEE ME?
CARLY: OF COURSE.
JASON: OK, THEN.
SONNY: JASON, DO YOU WANT
A WITNESS TO WHAT SHE SAID,
JUST IN CASE SHE REMEMBERS IT
DIFFERENTLY WHEN THE COPS QUIZ
HER?
JASON: SONNY, I GOT IT
FROM HERE.
CARLY: YEAH, I GUESS THAT
MEANS HE DOESN'T REALLY NEED
YOU, DOES HE?
THANK YOU.
SONNY: JOHNNY, YOU'RE HERE
TO TESTIFY THAT SHE'S JUST ABOUT
TO GO INTO THE KIDNAPPER'S HOUSE
VOLUNTARILY.
JASON: TELL ME.
CARLY: OK.
THERE'S NOT REALLY THAT MUCH
TO TELL.
YOU KNOW, SONNY STARTED LOOKING
AT ME FUNNY, AND THE NEXT THING
I KNOW --
JASON: NO. CARLY --
CARLY, NOT THAT.
IS SONNY RIGHT?
ARE YOU GOING TO DOUBLE-CROSS ME
AGAIN?
>> STAY TUNED FOR SCENES
FROM THE NEXT "GENERAL
HOSPITAL."
LATE NIGHT ?
SINUS PAIN
KEPT ME UP ALL NIGHT.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
TAKE SINUS MEDICINE ?
AT NIGHT, I NEED
SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
INTRODUCING
TYLENOL SINUS NIGHTTIME.
RELIEVE YOUR WORST SINUS PAIN
AND PRESSURE SO YOU CAN SLEEP.
MORNING !
NEW TYLENOL SINUS NIGHTTIME.
IT'S...

MY LITTLE RAY OF SUNSHINE.
SHE LOVES HER V8 SPLASH
FRUIT JUICE DRINK.
SO WOULD I TELL HER ONLY SPLASH
HAS 100% OF BOTH...
THAT IT'S GOOD FOR HER
'CAUSE IT'S FROM V8?
I DON'T THINK SO.
V8 SPLASH...

NOBODY IN THIS HOUSE
EVER GETS DIARRHEA.
IT'S MY STOMACH, OKAY?
- OR NAUSEA.
- I WAS SICK TO MY STOMACH.
- OR EVEN INDIGESTION.
- OH, MY STOMACH !
BUT FOR ALL THOSE
"STOMACH" PROBLEMS,
I'M READY WITH PEPT0-BISMOL.
IT'S A WHOLE FIRST AID KIT
FOR STOMACHS.
[Announcer ]
AS IT COATS, PEPTO RELIEVES
MOST ANY STOMACH PROBLEM,
NOT JUST A FEW LIKE THESE
OTHER LEADING MEDICINES.
WHETHER IT'S THEIR STOMACHS,
STOMACHS OR STOMACHS,
IT'S...
HELENA: YOU COULD BE QUITE
RUTHLESS AT THE SLIGHTEST
PROVOCATION.
A.J.: YOU KNOW, THIS
SHOULDN'T BOIL DOWN
TO A POPULARITY CONTEST, BUT IT
MIGHT.
ALAN: WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
CARLY: BEFORE YOU AND MICHAEL
AND I CAN BE TOGETHER, I THINK
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO MARRY A.J.

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