General Hospital Transcript Monday 2/22/99

Provided by Laura

KATHERINE: I'M HUMAN.
HUMAN'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH?
JAX: THE ONE THING THAT WILL
MAKE ME WALK, NO MATTER HOW FAR
INTO THE GAME, IS THE SMELL
OF SONNY CORINTHOS.
CARLY: JASE.

SONNY: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
PROBLEM IS, MORENO?
NO IMAGINATION.
YOU CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING
TO DO BUT BREAK THE LAW,
SO YOU THINK I CAN'T, EITHER.
MORENO: SO, WHY'D YOU COME
BACK HERE?
SONNY: I HAD A BUSINESS
OPPORTUNITY I COULDN'T PASS
UP -- COFFEE BEANS.
MORENO: YOU KEEP TELLING THAT
COFFEE BEANS STORY.
GO AHEAD.
SOONER OR LATER YOU'RE GOING
TO CHOKE ON IT.
SONNY: YOU KNOW, STRESS IS
THE NUMBER ONE KILLER
IN AMERICA.
DO YOURSELF A FAVOR -- SWITCH
TO DECAF.
TAGGERT: WELL, WELL, WELL.
ISN'T THIS COZY.
THE TWO OF YOU COMPARING NOTES
WHO'D SELL THEIR MOTHER OUT
FOR LESS?
SONNY: COME ON AND JOIN US,
DETECTIVE.
MORENO WAS JUST TELLING ME HOW
HAPPY HE IS THAT I'M BACK
IN PORT CHARLES.
TAGGERT: WELL, SINCE WE'RE
ALL BEING SO FRIENDLY,
MAYBE YOU AND MR. MORENO WOULD
LIKE TO MAKE A DEAL WITH ME.
IF THE TWO OF YOU'D LIKE TO KILL
EACH OTHER,
I PROMISE TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY.
WAITER: YOUR TEA, MA'AM.
HELENA: THANK YOU.
JAX: FORGIVE ME FOR
INTERRUPTING, BUT AREN'T
YOU HELENA CASSADINE?
HELENA: THAT'S CORRECT,
MR. JACKS.
JAX: OH, I'M SORRY.
I DON'T RECALL BEING INTRODUCED.
HELENA: OH, I'VE BEEN
ADMIRING YOU FROM ACROSS
THE ROOM AT SOCIAL FUNCTIONS
FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW.
WOULD YOU CARE TO SIT?
JAX: FOR A MOMENT, YES.
THANK YOU.
THIS IS QUITE AN HONOR.
I'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU.
HELENA: WELL, ONLY THE MOST
WICKED PARTS ARE TRUE.
NOW, LET ME SEE IF I HAVE THIS
RIGHT.
INTERNATIONAL BUSINESSMAN
WITH A PENCHANT FOR DISMANTLING
LARGE CORPORATIONS,
RECENTLY ADMITTED TO FEDERAL
CHARGES OF MONEY LAUNDERING,
HAS AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE FOR EVERY
ONE OF THOSE SOCIAL OCCASIONS.
JAX: YOU DON'T LEAVE MUCH
TO CHANCE, DO YOU?
HELENA: WHY DON'T WE DISPENSE
WITH THE FORMALITIES, MR. JACKS?
WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU HAVE
IN MIND?
JAX: I WAS HOPING THAT
WE COULD DO BUSINESS TOGETHER.
BOBBIE: WELL, GEE,
FELICIA, THANKS FOR BRINGING
THE GLOVES.
FELICIA: OH, LUCAS LEFT THEM
AT OUR HOUSE AFTER HE WENT
ICE SKATING WITH THE GIRLS.
BOBBIE: YOU KNOW, I ASKED HIM
WHERE THEY WERE, AND HE SAID
IN THE CAR OR AT SCHOOL OR MAYBE
SOMEPLACE ELSE.
FELICIA: MY GIRLS ARE
THE SAME WAY.
OH, WHOSE IS THIS?
BOBBIE: THAT'S MICHAEL'S.
FELICIA: OH, DID JASON LEAVE
IT BEHIND?
BOBBIE: WELL, NOT EXACTLY.
FELICIA: WHAT?
MICHAEL?
NO --
OH -- HELLO!
I THOUGHT I SAW JASON'S
BODYGUARDS OUTSIDE.
HOW ARE YOU?
HI.
LOOK WHO'S HERE.
HE'S BUNNY.
IT'S BUNNY RABBIT.
[MICHAEL COOS]
FELICIA: YEAH.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
BOBBIE: WELL, JASON'S BACK
IN PORT CHARLES, AND HE HAD SOME
THINGS TO DO, SO HE DROPPED
MICHAEL OFF.
MICHAEL: DADA.
FELICIA: WASN'T HE SUPPOSED
TO HAVE KIDNAPPED MICHAEL?
BOBBIE: YEAH, WELL, CARLY
LIED, AS USUAL.
CARLY: JASON, THANK GOD
YOU'RE BACK.
OH, THERE'S SO MUCH I WANT
TO TELL YOU.
JASON: NO, NO, NO, NO.
CARLY: LET GO OF ME.
WHERE IS MY SON, JASON?
WHERE IS MICHAEL?
YOU CAN'T JUST DISAPPEAR
WITH MY SON.
HE IS MY SON.
HE'S NOT YOURS.
IF YOU COULD LEAVE
JUST A LITTLE BIT
OVER AT EVERY MEAL,
IT WOULD REALLY ADD UP.
IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD AVOID
EATING IN A SINGLE MONTH.
IF YOU'RE SIGNIFICANTLY
OVERWEIGHT,
30 POUNDS OR MORE,
DEPENDING ON HEIGHT,
YOUR DOCTOR HAS
SOMETHING THAT MAY
HELP YOU TO EAT LESS.
IT'S CALLED MERIDIA,
AND IT CAN HELP YOU
TO LOSE WEIGHT,
AND KEEP IT OFF.
YOU'VE GOT TO DO YOUR PART.
YOU'VE GOT TO DO YOUR PART
WITH DIET AND EXERCISE,
BUT MERIDIA CAN HELP.
MERIDIA IS
A PRESCRIPTION MEDICINE,
AND IT'S NOT FOR EVERYONE.
IT CAN SUBSTANTIALLY
RAISE BLOOD PRESSURE,
AND IT'S NOT FOR PEOPLE WHO
ARE PREGNANT OR NURSING,
UNDER 16, OR TAKING ANYTHING
ELSE FOR WEIGHT LOSS,
DEPRESSION, PARKINSON'S
DISEASE, MIGRAINES,
OR FOR PEOPLE WITH
ANOREXIA, GLAUCOMA,
OR SERIOUS HEART PROBLEMS.
SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE
HEADACHE, CONSTIPATION,
INSOMNIA, AND DRY MOUTH.
IT'S A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE,
SO PATIENTS WHO ABUSE MERIDIA
MAY BECOME DEPENDENT.
FOR MORE INFORMATION,
ASK YOUR DOCTOR OR CALL...
I'M--I'M READY.
INTRODUCING...
THE...
S.C. JOHNSON.
A FAMILY COMPANY.
*
JUST BECAUSE
THE HOLIDAYS ARE OVER,
DOESN'T MEAN YOUR FAMILY...
HAS TO GIVE UP THE FRENCH'S
GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE,
MADE WITH THE DELICIOUS,
CRISPY CRUNCH...
OF FRENCH'S FRENCH FRIED ONIONS.
SO MAKE 'EM HAPPY,
AND MAKE IT AGAIN.
ü SMILE, YOU'VE GOT FRENCH'S üü
FUNDAMENTALS OF BASEBALL?
BE A TEAM PLAYER.
YES.
KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE BALL.
YES.
NEVER PLAY
WITHOUT A CONTRACT.
THE HERSHEY BAR.
A.J.: GET AWAY FROM HER,
JASON, NOW.
CARLY: A.J., THANK GOD YOU'RE
HERE.
I CAME BACK IN TO GET MY PURSE.
HE JUST SHOWED UP OUT
OF NOWHERE.
A.J.: SO WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT, DID IT FINALLY DAWN
ON YOU THAT PEOPLE GO TO JAIL
FOR KIDNAPPING?
JASON: I NEVER KIDNAPPED
ANYBODY.
A.J.: THEN WHAT DO
YOU CALL IT?
JASON: MICHAEL AND I LEFT
TOWN FOR A COUPLE DAYS.
SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO CALL THAT
A VACATION.
A.J.: JEEZ, YOU KNOW,
THAT'S NOT GOING TO WORK.
YOU CAN'T ABDUCT A CHILD
AND THEN CHANGE YOUR MIND
AND CALL IT A MISUNDERSTANDING.
WHERE IS MICHAEL?
JASON: WHAT'S IT TO YOU?
A.J.: BECAUSE I INTEND
ON BRINGING HIM BACK HERE.
YOU HAVE NO MORE RIGHT
TO MY SON.
CARLY ADMITTED THE TRUTH.
MICHAEL IS MINE.
NOW WHERE IS HE?
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
I'LL CALL THE POLICE.
BOBBIE: IT REALLY HURTS ME
TO ADMIT THIS, BUT THE SECOND
I HEARD CARLY'S STORY ABOUT
JASON KIDNAPPING MICHAEL, I KNEW
IT WASN'T TRUE.
FELICIA: HOW?
BOBBIE: BECAUSE JASON LOVES
MICHAEL TOO MUCH TO DEPRIVE HIM
OF HIS MOTHER AND BECAUSE CARLY
HAD ALREADY MOVED IN
WITH THE QUARTERMAINES.
I JUST -- I GOT A BAD FEELING
ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.
FELICIA: DID YOU CONFRONT
HER?
BOBBIE: YEAH.
YEAH, OF COURSE, BECAUSE
I THOUGHT I COULD STOP IT
FROM GOING ANY FURTHER.
FELICIA: YOU'RE A VERY
OPTIMISTIC PERSON, BOBBIE.
BOBBIE: YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
THINGS REALLY HAVE BEEN BETTER
BETWEEN US LATELY.
IT REALLY HAS BEEN WARMER,
AND IT'S BEEN MORE HONEST.
WHEN I WAS OVER AT RUBY'S
AND I WAS PACKING UP RUBY'S
THINGS, CARLY CAME OVER,
AND SHE SPENT TIME WITH ME,
AND SHE WAS REALLY VERY
SUPPORTIVE.
FELICIA: WHAT HAPPENED?
BOBBIE: SHE STUCK
TO HER STORY.
SHE LIED TO ME AGAIN, AND THEN
SHE CLAIMED SHE DID IT ALL
FOR MICHAEL.
YOU'RE NOT SURPRISED, ARE YOU?
FELICIA: OH, IT'S NOT
MY PLACE TO BE NEGATIVE ABOUT
CARLY TO YOU ABOUT YOUR
DAUGHTER, ESPECIALLY WHEN I KNOW
THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO UNDERSTAND
HER AND TO LOVE HER.
BUT, BOBBIE, CARLY IS NOT ONE
OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE.
BOBBIE: OH, FELICIA, DON'T.
YOU KNOW IT'S REALLY NOT A GOOD
TIME TO START ON HER.
FELICIA: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT NEVER IS.
SHE HURT YOU, SHE HURT TONY,
SHE HURT ROBIN, AND NOW JASON,
AND HE'S LIED FOR HER FOR OVER
A YEAR NOW.
BOBBIE: YOU KNOW, I KNOW VERY
WELL WHO CARLY IS, BUT THAT
DOESN'T MEAN I'M GOING
TO ABANDON HER.
I KEEP TELLING MYSELF IT'S NOT
MY FAULT.
SHE IS THE WAY SHE IS.
BUT YET, I STILL FEEL
RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT.
FELICIA: WHY?
BECAUSE YOU GAVE HER UP
FOR ADOPTION OVER YEARS
AND YEARS AGO?
BOBBIE: YEAH, WELL, I WASN'T
IN ANY POSITION TO BE A MOTHER.
BUT STILL, I CAN'T HELP THINKING
IF I'D BEEN WITH HER ALL THIS
TIME, SHE MIGHT REALLY BE
DIFFERENT.
FELICIA: MAYBE.
BUT SHE'S A GROWN WOMAN NOW.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE
RESPONSIBILITY FOR HER ACTIONS.
BOBBIE: YEAH, BUT SHE'S STILL
MY DAUGHTER.
I CAN'T GIVE UP ON HER, EITHER.
SONNY: THANKS FOR THE OFFER,
LIEUTENANT, BUT SEE, I DON'T
BELIEVE VIOLENCE SETTLES
ANYTHING.
TAGGERT: HOW ABOUT YOU,
MR. MORENO?
I KNOW HOW YOU HATE COMPETITION.
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO GET RID
OF IT.
MORENO: WELL, YOU KNOW, I AM
SO OVERWHELMED BY YOUR
SELFLESSNESS.
BUT, NO, THANK YOU.
I'M SURE OUR PATHS WILL CROSS
AGAIN.
SONNY: STAY IN TOUCH.
HE HIDES HIS FEELINGS,
BUT HE CARES.
TAGGERT: THIS IS ALL A BIG
JOKE TO YOU, ISN'T IT, SONNY?
SONNY: ONLY EXCEPT
FOR THE PARTS WHEN YOU SHOW UP.
TAGGERT: YEAH, WELL,
YOU BETTER GET USED TO IT
BECAUSE THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET
WORSE.
YOU SEE, THE WAY I SEE IT,
THE WAY YOU STAY OUT OF JAIL IS
TO BEAT ME AGAIN AND AGAIN.
I ONLY GOT TO BEAT YOU ONE TIME,
SONNY.
THE ODDS ARE ON MY SIDE.
SOONER OR LATER YOU'RE GOING
DOWN.
SONNY: FOR WHAT?
TOO MUCH MOCHA IN MY JAVA?
TAGGERT: THAT FAKE COFFEE
BUSINESS ISN'T FOOLING ANYBODY.
IT'S A COVER, AND WE'RE GOING
TO BLOW IT.
SONNY: I'M CURIOUS ABOUT
SOMETHING, TAGGERT.
WHAT WERE YOU DOING WHILE I WAS
AWAY?
TAGGERT: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
SONNY: WHAT?
TAGGERT: I LAY IN MY BED
EVERY NIGHT THINKING ABOUT WHAT
I COULD HAVE DONE DIFFERENT
TO PUT YOU AND MORGAN BEHIND
BARS, AND THEN I SLAM MYSELF
FOR NOT WORKING HARD ENOUGH.
AND I SWORE --
I SWORE IF I EVER GOT ANOTHER
CHANCE, I WAS NEVER GOING TO LET
YOU GET AWAY AGAIN.
SONNY: YOU EVER THINK
OF BUYING A TV?
[PAGER BEEPS]
SONNY: THAT MUST BE
THE COMMISSIONER WONDERING WHY
YOU'RE HARASSING ME AGAINST
HIS ORDERS.
TAGGERT: NEVER.
HELENA: DOING BUSINESS IS
SUCH A BROAD TERM THESE DAYS,
MR. JACKS.
PRECISELY WHAT DO YOU HAVE
IN MIND?
JAX: WELL, I'M INTERESTED
IN BIDDING ON SEVERAL CASSADINE
SUBSIDIARIES.
UNFORTUNATELY, THE ENTIRE ESTATE
HAS BEEN FROZEN.
HELENA: ONLY TEMPORARILY.
IT SEEMS THAT THE HEIR APPARENT
OF OUR FAMILY FORTUNE WASN'T
AS APPARENT AS WE THOUGHT.
JAX: SEE, INSTEAD OF WAITING
FOR THE COURT TO APPOINT SOMEONE
AS TRUSTEE, I WAS HOPING I COULD
SPEAK TO SOMEONE NOW ABOUT
MY OFFER.
HELENA: THAT WOULD BE ME.
JAX: OH, I WASN'T AWARE
A DECISION HAD BEEN MADE.
HELENA: IT'S A MINOR
TECHNICALITY.
JAX: YOU SOUND VERY
CONFIDENT.
HELENA: DOES THAT INTIMIDATE
YOU?
JAX: ON THE CONTRARY.
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN DRAWN
TO CONFIDENT WOMEN.
HELENA: FASTEN YOUR
SEAT BELT, MR. JACKS.
TODAY JUST MIGHT BE YOUR LUCKY
DAY.
NIKOLAS: ALEXIS.
ALEXIS: NIKOLAS.
I WAS JUST LEAVING.
NIKOLAS: ALEXIS, WAIT.
A FEW THINGS I NEED TO SAY
TO YOU.
IF ONLY SNACKING WEREN'T
JUST ABOUT TREATING YOURSELF,
BUT ABOUT TREATING
YOURSELF WELL.
IN THIS SPIRIT,
SNACKWELL'S BRINGS YOU
MINT CREME
COOKIES,
INCREDIBLY LUSCIOUS--
YET AMAZINGLY, REDUCED IN FAT.
USE ONE OF THESE...
DAILY SHOWER CLEANERS,
AND YOU'RE MISSING SOMETHING.
THE CONFIDENCE YOU GET
FROM THE LYSOL NAME.
INTRODUCING
LYSOL DAILY SHOWER CLEANER.
BEYOND SAVING TIME,
IT'S THE CLEAN YOU TRUST.
TILL YOU HAVE OUR WORD ON IT,
YOU CAN'T CALL IT CLEAN.
SORRY I'M LATE.
I WAS AT MY DOCTOR AND--
OH, DID YOU ASK HER
ABOUT THE THINGS WE'VE BEEN
READING ABOUT MENOPAUSE ?
I DID.
SHE SAID...
IT'S IMPORTANT
TO CONSIDER MENOPAUSE...
AND THE CONSEQUENCES OF ITS
ASSOCIATED ESTROGEN LOSS.
YOU MEAN,
LIKE HOT FLASHES ?
HOT FLASHES
AND NIGHT SWEATS.
BUT OTHER THINGS TOO.
LIKE VAGINAL DRYNESS.
IT CAN INTERFERE WITH INTIMACY.
AND OSTEOPOROSIS.
I KNOW THAT MENOPAUSE...
INCREASES OUR RISK
FOR FRACTURES.
DR. HARTMAN ALSO SAID...
STUDIES SHOW THAT MENOPAUSE
CONTRIBUTES TO HEART DISEASE
IN WOMEN.
ADDITIONAL ONGOING STUDIES
ARE INVESTIGATING...
THE CONNECTION BETWEEN MENOPAUSE
AND ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE,
COLON CANCER, BLINDNESS
AND TOOTH LOSS.
I HAD NO IDEA.
MY DOCTOR AND I DECIDED...
TO STICK WITH THE PROGRAM
WE'VE AGREED ON FOR YEARS.
I SHOULD SPEAK TO DOCTOR.
WHEN CONSIDERING MENOPAUSE,
CONSIDER THE ENTIRE BODY
OF EVIDENCE.
SPEAK TO YOUR DOCTOR
ABOUT WHAT YOU CAN DO...
TO HELP PROTECT YOUR HEALTH
DURING AND AFTER MENOPAUSE.
Woman: IT'S EASY
TO GET HAIR THIS BEAUTIFUL...
IN A TV COMMERCIAL.
Man:
CUT!
BUT IN THE REAL WORLD
IT TAKES DAILY DEFENSE
SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONERS.
DAILY DEFENSE SHIELDS YOUR HAIR
FROMUN, BLOW DRYERS,
EVEN POLLUTION
WITH A NOURISHING
PROTECTIVE SHIELD
OF VITAMIN E, PRO-VITAMIN B5
CONDITIONERS AND SUNSCREEN.
WITH DAILY DEFENSE,
ANYONE CAN GET
THE PROTECTION THEIR HAIR NEEDS
TO KEEP IT
SHINY AND BEAUTIFUL.
DAILY DEFENSE FROM CLAIROL.
DEFEND
YOURSELF!
[ Woman ] IT WAS THE DAY
AFTER MY 40th BIRTHDAY
WHEN MY DAUGHTER WAS BORN.
I WAS BREATHLESS
ABOUT THIS MIRACLE THAT HAD
COME INTO MY LIFE.
I HAD ALL THESE WONDERFUL
EXPECTATIONS. I HAD PICTURED
HER LOOKING SO PERFECT.
THOSE LITTLE DRESSES--
[ Laughing ]
WELL, THEY DON'T STAND A CHANCE.
[ Announcer ]
FOR TOUGH STAINS,
THERE'S TIDE WITH BLEACH.
IT HAS MORE STUFF TO GET OUT
MORE TOUGH STAINS BETTER
THAN OTHER DETERGENTS.
[ Woman ]
SOME MOMS MY AGE HAVE
KIDS STUDYING GEOMETRY--
WE'RE WORKING ON
"THE ITSY-BITSY SPIDER."
A LOT OF KIDS GET INTO CRIME
BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE
A STAND-UP ADULT
TO SET THEM STRAIGHT.
IF YOU CARE,
BECOME A MENTOR
AND TEACH A KID
RIGHT FROM WRONG.
SO DO SOME GOOD.
HELP A KID.
HERE'S THE NUMBER
TO FIND OUT HOW.
CHILDREN FIRST.
GO ON, DO IT.
ALEXIS: I'M SURPRISED
YOU WANT TO SPEAK TO ME AT ALL.
NIKOLAS: ANNOUNCING THAT
I WASN'T THE CASSADINE HEIR WAS
PROBABLY THE BEST THING THAT
YOU COULD HAVE DONE FOR ME.
THE MINUTE I FOUND OUT, I WANTED
THE TRUTH TO BE KNOWN,
BUT THE WAY YOU CHOSE TO DO IT
WAS A DELIBERATE ATTACK, ALEXIS.
IT WASN'T NECESSARY
FOR YOU TO SAY IT IN FRONT
OF THE ENTIRE HOSPITAL LIKE
YOU DID.
ALEXIS: I KNOW.
I KNOW.
I DON'T WANT TO LOSE
YOU FROM MY LIFE.
NIKOLAS: WHAT, DID YOU WANT
TO HURT MY FATHER OR --
ALEXIS: YOUR FATHER USED
THE THREAT OF WHAT HELENA WOULD
DO TO YOU TO KEEP ME QUIET.
AND I STAYED QUIET.
AND WHILE I WAS QUIET, HE STOLE
$200 MILLION FROM THE ESTATE.
I DON'T WANT THE TRUTH TO HURT
ANYONE, NIKOLAS.
I JUST CAN'T BE SILENT ANYMORE.
NIKOLAS: YOU HATE HIM?
ALEXIS: NO.
NO.
I JUST WANT TO BE CONSIDERED,
AND
I JUST WANT TO BE CONSIDERED.
NIKOLAS: THEN WHY NOT TRY
AND WORK WITH STEFAN TO GET WHAT
YOU FEEL YOU DESERVE?
ALEXIS: I --
HAVE A FEELING THAT HE'D HAVE
A PROBLEM WITH THAT.
HELENA: MY APPOINTMENT SHOULD
BE CONFIRMED SHORTLY.
AT THAT TIME, I WILL DISCUSS ALL
PROPOSITIONS YOU MAY WANT
TO ENTERTAIN.
JAX: I'LL TRY TO BE PATIENT.
HELENA: AS WILL I.
WELL, FIRST MEETINGS ARE ALWAYS
SO AWKWARD.
NOW THAT WE'VE PUT OURS BEHIND
US, PERHAPS WE CAN CONCENTRATE
ON GETTING MORE COMFORTABLE
WITH EACH OTHER.
GOOD DAY, MR. JACKS.
HELENA: WELL, NIKOLAS,
MY LOVE.
WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE.
NIKOLAS: IS IT?
HELENA: FOR ME, THE BEST.
TELL ME -- HOW ARE YOU ADJUSTING
TO YOUR NEW STATUS?
NIKOLAS: I'M FINE.
HELENA: GOOD.
ALTHOUGH, I MUST REMIND YOU THAT
A REVERSAL OF FORTUNE SUCH
AS YOURS CAN OFTEN LEAD
TO MISTAKES IN JUDGMENT,
PARTICULARLY IN THE COMPANY ONE
KEEPS.
NIKOLAS: THANKS,
BUT I ALREADY KNOW WHO
MY ENEMIES ARE.
HELENA: THEN I'LL DO MY VERY
BEST NOT TO WORRY ABOUT YOU.
BUT DO GIVE YOUR GRANDMOTHER
A CALL ONCE IN A WHILE.
THE GOLDEN YEARS CAN BE
SO LONELY.
ALEXIS: ONE OF A KIND,
ISN'T SHE?
NIKOLAS: YES.
WE CAN CERTAINLY BE GRATEFUL
FOR THAT.
ALEXIS: YOU KNOW,
THE CASSADINES SUFFERED A BIG
LOSS WHEN IT TURNED OUT
YOU WEREN'T THE HEIR.
NIKOLAS: WELL, I'M SURE
YOU MEAN THAT AS A COMPLIMENT,
BUT LIVING THE LIFE AS A PRINCE
ISN'T EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND
FOR MYSELF.
ALEXIS: IT WAS GOOD TO SEE
YOU, NIKOLAS.
REALLY GOOD.
ALEXIS: JAX.
JAX: HEY.
ALEXIS: WE STILL PARTNERS?
JAX: OF COURSE.
ALEXIS: THEN WHAT WERE
YOU DOING WITH HELENA?
BOBBIE: EVEN NOW PART OF ME
WANTS TO BACK CARLY
BECAUSE I BELIEVE EVERY MOTHER
HAS A RIGHT TO BE WITH
HER CHILD.
AND I KNOW HOW MUCH MY SUPPORT
WOULD MEAN TO HER.
FELICIA: AND THEN WHAT?
BOBBIE: AND THEN SHE'D JUST
TURN AROUND AND PULL ANOTHER
STUNT THE FIRST CHANCE SHE GOT.
FELICIA: I KNOW THAT IT'S
AN UNPLEASANT CONCLUSION,
BUT IF IT'S REAL, YOU MIGHT
AS WELL FACE IT.
BOBBIE: I USED TO THINK
THAT WHAT CARLY WANTED MORE THAN
ANYTHING WAS JASON.
NOW I'M NOT SO SURE.
FELICIA: A.J. COMES
WITH PRESTIGE AND A MANSION.
I GUESS SHE CHOSE IT.
BOBBIE: YEAH, OR MAYBE
SOMEHOW SHE THINKS SHE CAN HAVE
IT ALL.
YOU KNOW WHAT THE SAD PART IS
ABOUT ALL OF THIS MESS?
THE PERSON WHO MICHAEL LOVES
THE MOST HAS THE LEAST CHANCE
OF REMAINING HIS PARENT.
A.J.: ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU.
POLICE WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
UNTIL THEN, THERE'S NOTHING
TO SAY.
JASON: I ALREADY SPOKE
TO A LAWYER.
THE POLICE CAN'T DO A THING.
MONICA: JASON.
OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
I DIDN'T THINK I WAS GOING
TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
A.J.: WELL, YOU BETTER GET
A GOOD LOOK BECAUSE HE'LL BE
IN JAIL BY THE END OF THE DAY.
MONICA: YOU CALLED
THE POLICE?
A.J.: ABSOLUTELY.
MONICA: BUT --
A.J.: HE KIDNAPPED MY SON.
MONICA: IS MICHAEL HERE?
JASON: HE'S SAFE.
MONICA: IN PORT CHARLES?
JASON: YES.
MONICA: OK, THEN LISTEN
TO ME.
LOOK, JASON IS BACK,
MICHAEL IS BACK.
[DOOR OPENS]
MONICA: INSTEAD OF LOOKING
FOR REVENGE, WHY DON'T --
TAGGERT: I GUESS THEY WERE
RIGHT.
IT'S THE RETURN OF THE BABY
SNATCHER.
A.J.: WE WERE JUST GETTING
TO WHY HE CAME BACK.
MONICA: AND I'M SURE HE HAS
AN EXPLANATION.
JASON: I TOOK MICHAEL
ON A TRIP, AND NOW WE'RE BACK.
TAGGERT: MS. BENSON FILED
A REPORT STATING YOU KIDNAPPED
HER SON.
JASON: WELL, SHE MADE
A MISTAKE.
TAGGERT: MS. BENSON?
A.J.: CARLY?
IT'S OK. GO AHEAD.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID.
TAGGERT: BEFORE YOU ANSWER,
YOU SHOULD BE ADVISED THAT
KIDNAPPING COULD BE VERY HARD
TO PROVE.
A.J.: WHY?
TAGGERT: MR. MORGAN HAS BEEN
YOUR SON'S CUSTODIAL PARENT
SINCE THE DAY HE WAS BORN.
AND IF THE BOY IS BACK
IN PORT CHARLES LIKE HE SAYS,
THEN I'M NOT SURE YOU'D HAVE
A CASE.
A.J.: YEAH?
AND WHAT ABOUT THE COURT ORDER
FOR THE BLOOD TEST?
JASON: I ALREADY TOLD YOU --
MY ATTORNEY PETITIONED
FOR REFUSAL TO COMPLY.
A.J.: AND I'VE OBTAINED
ANOTHER ONE.
YOU HAVE NO CHOICE.
JASON: I NEVER SAW IT.
A.J.: REALLY?
LET ME HELP YOU OUT.
TAKE A LOOK AT THAT.
I HAD ANOTHER ONE MADE JUST
IN CASE.
TAGGERT: OH.
YOU HAVE 24 HOURS FOR
YOU AND YOUR SON TO SUBMIT
FOR A BLOOD TEST.
IF YOU FAIL, YOU WILL BE BOOKED.
JASON: GIVE IT TO ME.
JASON: THERE WILL NEVER BE
A BLOOD TEST, EVER.
YOUR CHILD COULD GET LICE!
TO KILL LICE AND THEIR EGGS,
GET MAXIMUM STRENGTH...
IT'S SO EFFECTIVE, IT...
AND RID LEAVES
NO ACTIVE RESIDUE BEHIND.
OR SAFER THAN RID.
TAKING OUR YOUR AGGRESSIONS
ON YOUR GUMS ?
DENTISTS SAY:
SO MENTADENT INVENTED PROCARE,
THE ONLY BRUSH
THAT BENDS LIKE THIS.
TO BE GENTLE ON GUMS,
IT HELPS TO BE FLEXIBLE.
THESE DAYS, EVERYTHING'S FASTER.
EVERYTHING.
SO HOW COME PAIN RELIEF
ISN'T FASTER ?
INTRODUCING ADVIL LIQUI-GELS--
ON TOUGH PAIN,
THEY'RE STRONGER AND FASTER
THAN EXTRA STRENGTH TYLENOL.
NEW ADVIL LIQUI-GELS.
STRONGER AND FASTER.
JUST BECAUSE
THE HOLIDAYS ARE OVER,
DOESN'T MEAN YOUR FAMILY...
HAS TO GIVE UP THE FRENCH'S
GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE,
MADE WITH THE DELICIOUS,
CRISPY CRUNCH...
OF FRENCH'S FRENCH FRIED ONIONS.
SO MAKE 'EM HAPPY,
AND MAKE IT AGAIN.
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HELP! HELP!
I'LL SAVE YOU!
WHOLESOME, PLAYFUL
TEDDY GRAHAMS.
THANKS, THAT WAS CLOSE!
THEY'RE...
ALSO IN NEW CHOCOLATEY CHIP.
I DIDN'T HAVE TO FISH
THE DEEPEST ARCTIC WATERS...
TO MAKE
GORTON'S GRILLED FILLETS.
I MIGHT HAVE GONE OVERBOARD.
I DIDN'T HAVE TO COME UP...
WITH THIS GREAT
NEW CAJUN BLACKENED FLAVOR.
I MIGHT HAVE GONE OVERBOARD.
AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO CREATE...
THIS TEMPTING
LEMON BUTTER FLAVOR EITHER.
BUT WHEN YOU TASTE
GORTON'S GRILLED FILLETS,
YOU'LL BE GLAD
I WENT OVERBOARD.
WELL, NOT OVERBOARD.
GORTON'S GRILLED FILLETS.
ü TRUST THE GORTON'S FISHERMAN ü
CARLY'S SOB STORY...GH SCOOP
AT
A.J.: HEY, JASON,
WHAT, DO YOU THINK WE'RE
BLUFFING HERE?
THIS COURT ORDER IS NOT
AN INVITATION.
IT'S A LEGAL DOCUMENT.
JASON: M NOT LETTING ANYONE
STICK MICHAEL WITH NEEDLES
TO PROVE SOMETHING YOU ALREADY
KNOW.
YOU'RE MICHAEL'S BIOLOGICAL
FATHER.
MONICA: I'M PROUD OF YOU,
JASON.
A.J.: WHY?
MONICA: WELL, IT PROVES HE'S
ACTING IN MICHAEL'S BEST
INTERESTS.
A.J.: NOT YET.
CARLY AND I WOULD LIKE TO SEE
OUR SON.
JASON: CARLY CAN SEE MICHAEL
ANYTIME.
YOU'RE NOT GETTING NEAR HIM.
A.J.: WHAT?
TAGGERT?
TAGGERT: MR. MORGAN'S NAME IS
ON THE CHILD'S BIRTH
CERTIFICATE.
UNTIL THERE'S A JUDGMENT,
THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO.
A.J.: WHAT?
THIS IS LUDICROUS.
THIS IS A MAN WHO HAS NO REGARD
FOR THE LAW, BUT YET HE KEEPS
FINDING A WAY TO HIDE BEHIND IT.
MONICA: PUTTING HIM IN JAIL
ISN'T GOING TO PROVE ANYTHING.
A.J.: YEAH, WELL, IT WILL
FOR ME.
CARLY: HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
STOP IT, OK?
JUST LAY OFF HERE.
I HAVE MISSED MICHAEL EVERY
SINGLE MINUTE FROM THE MOMENT
HE WAS GONE.
I WANT TO SEE MY SON.
EVERYTHING ELSE CAN WAIT.
JASON: LET'S GO.
A.J.: NO.
YOU'RE NOT TAKING HER ANYWHERE.
SHE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE
WITH YOU UNTIL WE KNOW WHERE
MICHAEL IS.
MONICA: YOU MIGHT AS WELL
TELL US, JASON.
WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT ANYWAY.
JASON: HE'S AT BOBBIE'S.
AND IF A.J. TRIES TO COME IN,
I WILL MAKE SURE HE GETS
ARRESTED FOR TRESPASSING.
A.J.: WELL, YOU JUST ADMITTED
THAT MICHAEL WAS MY SON.
YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO KEEP HIM
AWAY FROM ME.
MONICA: DOES HE?
TAGGERT: MR. QUARTERMAINE
WILL NEED A WRIT FROM A JUDGE
GRANTING HIM ACCESS
TO THE CHILD.
UNTIL THEN, MR. MORGAN HAS
THE RIGHT TO WITHHOLD
VISITATION.
A.J.: FINE.
YOU'LL HAVE IT BY MORNING.
TAGGERT: ARE THERE ANY OTHER
QUESTIONS?
WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO REMOVE
MR. MORGAN FROM THE PREMISES?
MONICA: NO.
TAGGERT: FINE.
IT'S BEEN A SLICE.
JASON: CARLY, I'M GOING BACK
TO BOBBIE'S.
YOU CAN COME WITH ME
IF YOU WANT.
CARLY: ACTUALLY, I THINK I'D
PREFER TO HAVE A.J. DRIVE ME.
JASON: SUIT YOURSELF.
MONICA: JASON,
THANK YOU FOR BRINGING MICHAEL
BACK.
JASON: I BROUGHT HIM BACK
TO SEE HIS MOTHER.
A.J.: DON'T YOU GET TOO
COMFORTABLE.
THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU'RE
GOING TO KEEP ME AWAY
FROM MY SON.
CARLY: OK.
YOU KNOW --
A.J.: WHAT?
CARLY: IT DOESN'T PAY
TO ANTAGONIZE HIM.
IT REALLY DOESN'T.
YOU KNOW, THE GOOD THING
AND THE BEST THING IS THAT
MICHAEL'S BACK.
A.J.: I KNOW.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HIM.
CARLY: ME, TOO.
A.J.: I CAN'T WAIT.
CARLY: I KNOW.
FELICIA: IN YOUR HEART,
WHO MAKES THE BEST PARENT
FOR MICHAEL?
BOBBIE: AW, THAT'S NOT FAIR.
FELICIA: WHY?
BOBBIE: BECAUSE YOU KNOW
THE ANSWER IS JASON.
FELICIA: WELL, IF IT'S TRUE,
WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY
FROM IT?
BOBBIE: BECAUSE IT MEANS
TURNING AGAINST CARLY,
AND THAT'S SOMETHING I DON'T
WANT TO DO.
FELICIA: WHAT IF YOU DON'T
HAVE A CHOICE?, YOU WOULD HAVE
TO TESTIFY.
BOBBIE: I COULD ALWAYS CLAIM
LARYNGITIS.
FELICIA: DO YOU REALLY
BELIEVE YOU COULD HAVE A HEALTHY
RELATIONSHIP WITH CARLY?
BOBBIE: YEAH, I DO, SOMEDAY.
WHY?
YOU THINK I'M OUT OF MY MIND?
FELICIA: NO.
I THINK YOU'RE A VERY
OPTIMISTIC, LOVING,
FORGIVING WOMAN.
AND IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT
WITH YOUR DAUGHTER,
A RELATIONSHIP LIKE THAT, I JUST
PRAY THAT YOU CAN HAVE IT.
BOBBIE: THANKS.
FELICIA: BE CAREFUL.
I HAVE TO GO.
IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME SOME
MORE, YOU CALL ME, OK?
BOBBIE: OK.
WHAT IF I JUST NEED TO SCREAM?
FELICIA: DO IT.
BYE.
BOBBIE: BYE.
FELICIA: BYE.
BYE.
BOBBIE: THANKS.
FELICIA: OK.
BOBBIE: HEY, MICHAEL.
HEY.
OH.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING
ON, DO YOU?
YOU'RE LUCKY.
YEAH, YOU'RE LUCKY.@
HEY, BABY, YOU'RE SO LUCKY.
ALEXIS: I'VE BEEN
DOUBLE-CROSSED BY PARTNERS
BEFORE, SO IF SOMETHING IS GOING
ON, I'D REALLY LIKE TO KNOW
ABOUT IT.
JAX: I TAKE IT YOU'RE
REFERRING TO MY CHAT
WITH HELENA.
ALEXIS: IT LOOKED LIKE
YOU WERE HAVING A SMILING
CONTEST.
NOW, WHAT'S GOING ON?
JAX: YOU KNOW, I UNDERSTAND
THAT YOU'VE GROWN UP
IN AN ENVIRONMENT OF DISTRUST,
BUT IF I HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF
TO YOU ON A DAILY BASIS,
THEN THIS WORKING ARRANGEMENT IS
OVER.
ALEXIS: WELL, IF YOU CAN'T
TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON,
THEN YOU'RE RIGHT.
THIS WORKING ARRANGEMENT IS
OVER.
JAX: ALL RIGHT.
I WAS FISHING FOR INFORMATION.
ALEXIS: ABOUT?
JAX: WHO'S GOING TO BE
ASSIGNED TRUSTEE OF
THE CASSADINE ESTATE.
ACCORDING TO HELENA,
SHE IS THE ONE.
ALEXIS: SHE KNOWS SOMETHING.
I SENSED THAT AT
GENERAL HOSPITAL WHEN SHE FOUND
OUT THAT NIKOLAS WASN'T
THE HEIR.
JAX: WHAT MADE YOU THINK
THAT?
ALEXIS: BECAUSE SHE WAS
SUBDUED AS IF SHE WAS
EXPECTING IT.
JAX: DO YOU THINK SHE ALREADY
KNEW?
ALEXIS: IF SHE DID,
NIKOLAS WOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD
YEARS AGO.
SHE HAS THE INSIDE TRACK
ON SOMETHING, AND WE NEED
TO FIND OUT WHAT IT IS.
SONNY: HI.
I JUST GOT A CALL FROM JASON.
HE'S ON HIS WAY OVER TO BOBBIE
SPENCER'S.
CARLY AND A.J. ARE RIGHT BEHIND
HIM, SO I THINK YOU SHOULD BE
THERE.
ALEXIS: I'VE GOT TO GO.
I'M SORRY.
JAX: I UNDERSTAND.
ALEXIS: THANK YOU.
JAX: YOU'LL USE ANY TOOL
AVAILABLE, WON'T YOU?
EVEN A BABY.
YOU'RE ON "LOVE MATTERS."
WHEN LOVE MATTERS,
I'M HERE TO HELP. DAVE ?
YEAH, I'M HAVING THIS PROBLEM
WITH MY GIRLFRIEND.
[ Thinking ] OOH.
IT'S KIND OF INVOLVED--
DIARRHEA. GET IT,
AND YOU WANT IT GONE.
- YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD
LISTENER, YOU KNOW ?
- HE NEEDS IMODIUM A-D.
IMODIUM ADVANCED.
IT'S EVEN BETTER.
ONLY IMODIUM ADVANCED
RELIEVES DIARRHEA...
PLUS CRAMPS AND BLOATING...
BY COMBINING TWO MEDICINES.
AND IT'S EVEN FASTER
THAN IMODIUM A-D.
SO WAS I RIGHT TO INVITE
MY MOM ALONG ON MY HONEYMOON ?
OH, DAVE. ABSOLUTELY.
IMODIUM ADVANCED:
PICABO STREET FOR CHAPSTICK.
I TRAIN A LOT.
IT'S TORTURE !
ESPECIALLY FOR MY LIPS.
CHAPSTICK LIP MOISTURIZER
WITH VITAMIN E.
A FORMULA THAT PROTECTS
TO HELP HEAL CHAPPED LIPS.
I'M NOT THE LIPSTICK TYPE.
I'M THE CHAPSTICK TYPE.
LIP MOISTURIZER FROM CHAPSTICK.
mmUSE ONE OF THESE...
DAILY SHOWER CLEANERS,
AND YOU'RE MISSING SOMETHING.
THE CONFIDENCE YOU GET
FROM THE LYSOL NAME.
INTRODUCING
LYSOL DAILY SHOWER CLEANER.
BEYOND SAVING TIME,
IT'S THE CLEAN YOU TRUST.
TILL YOU HAVE OUR WORD ON IT,
YOU CAN'T CALL IT CLEAN.

KATHERINE: SORRY Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y I'
SO, WHY'D YOU WANT TO SEE ME?
KATHERINE: GUILT.
NIKOLAS: ABOUT WHAT?
KATHERINE: GENERAL HOSPITAL.
THE BACHELOR AUCTION GENERATED
A LOT OF GOOD WILL, AND WE HAVE
DONE NOTHING TO CAPITALIZE
ON IT.
NIKOLAS: YEAH, WELL,
WE'VE BEEN DISTRACTED.
KATHERINE: I KNOW,
BUT I DON'T WANT THE PROJECT
TO SUFFER BECAUSE OF PERSONAL
ISSUES.
NIKOLAS: WELL, WHAT ARE
YOU SUGGESTING?
KATHERINE: IF YOU THINK THAT
WORKING TOGETHER AGAIN WOULD BE
A PROBLEM, JUST TELL ME,
BUT IF NOT --
NIKOLAS: I DON'T.
KATHERINE: THAT WAS QUICK.
NIKOLAS: RAISING MONEY
FOR THE AIDS WING IS SOMETHING
I BELIEVE IN, AND I'M NOT GOING
TO GIVE THAT UP.
KATHERINE: YOU DON'T KNOW HOW
NERVOUS I WAS.
NIKOLAS: I KNOW.
I COULD TELL.
KATHERINE: HOW?
NIKOLAS: YOU WERE DOING THAT
THING WITH YOUR MOUTH.
KATHERINE: LIKE WHAT?
NIKOLAS: NEXT TIME I'LL TAKE
A PICTURE.
KATHERINE: WELL, WHAT DO
WE DO NOW?
NIKOLAS: ORDER LUNCH, GO OVER
SOME PLANS.
KATHERINE: WELL, I JOTTED
DOWN A FEW IDEAS ALREADY.
JAX: YOU KNOW, JASON COULD
AFFORD THE BEST CHILD CUSTODY
LAWYER IN THIS COUNTRY.
THE ONLY REASON HE PICKED ALEXIS
IS BECAUSE YOU KNEW THAT SHE WAS
WORKING WITH ME.
SONNY: ALEXIS IS SMART,
TOUGH, KNOWS ALL THE PLAYERS.
IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.
JAX: ANYWAY, THIS IS
THE SECOND MEETING OF OURS THAT
YOU'VE INTERRUPTED, SO NEXT TIME
I WON'T BE SUCH A GOOD SPORT.
SONNY: LET'S GET THIS
STRAIGHT.
ANY TIME I SEE YOU, UNDER ANY
CIRCUMSTANCE, IT'S NOT MY IDEA
OF FUN.
JAX: TONY.
TONY: OH, HI.
YOU KNOW, I WAS GOING TO CALL
YOU, AND THEN I --
AND I PROBABLY WILL CALL YOU.
JAX: PLEASE, PULL UP A CHAIR.
TONY: I HAVE SOME UPDATES
ON THAT RESEARCH THAT YOU'VE
BEEN FUNDING.
JAX: ALL RIGHT.
TONY: WELL, THERE HAVE BEEN
A COUPLE OF ARTICLES
IN NEUROLOGICAL JOURNALS,
AND OVERALL, THERE JUST IS A LOT
OF RESEARCH STILL LEFT TO DO
ON THIS DISORDER.
SO THE FIRST THING THAT
I THOUGHT WE SHOULD DO --
SONNY: HOLD ON.
THE DISORDER -- IS IT THE SAME
ONE THAT BRENDA'S MOTHER HAD?
TONY: THAT'S RIGHT.
SONNY: SO YOU'RE PAYING
TO FIND A CURE TO EASE
YOUR GUILT OVER LETTING BRENDA
DIE.
SONNY: WOW.
ALAN: COFFEE -- MILK,
NO SUGAR, PLEASE.
TAMMY: OH, I'M SORRY.
WE DON'T SERVE COFFEE HERE
ANYMORE.
ALAN: TAMMY, WHAT -- WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
TAMMY: I'M WORKING.
ALAN: YOU'RE -- WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
TAMMY: I AM RUNNING
THE PLACE.
ALAN: WELL, THAT IS
ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC.
WHAT CHANGED YOUR MI
TAMMY: HALF OF A FIFTH
OF OUTSTANDING WHISKEY.
I GOT STUCK AT LUKE'S
DURING THE STORM, AND
HE AND FELICIA CONVINCED ME THAT
IT WAS A GREAT MOVE.
ALAN: WELL, I AM JUST
SO THRILLED.
I'M ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED.
TAMMY: WELL, YOU SHOULD BE,
ALAN, BECAUSE THIS WOULD HAVE
NEVER HAPPENED WITHOUT YOU.
ALAN: OH, COME ON.
ALL I DID WAS JUST SUGGEST --
TAMMY: ALL YOU DID WAS
SUGGEST THAT I TAKE A SHOT
AT CHANGING MY LIFE.
LET'S JUST HOPE IT TAKES.
ALAN: IT WILL.
TAMMY: SAY, HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT TRYING TODAY'S SPECIAL?
THEY'RE SELLING LIKE HOTCAKES.
ALAN: WHAT IS IT?
TAMMY: HOTCAKES.
ALAN: HOW CAN I REFUSE?
TAMMY: ESPECIALLY SINCE YOURS
IS ON THE HOUSE.
MONICA: HI.
ALAN: HEY.
MONICA: I WENT BY THE CLINIC,
AND VAL SAID THAT YOU WERE GOING
TO BE HERE.
ALAN: IS SOMETHING WRONG?
MONICA: WELL, JASON IS BACK.
I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT.
ALAN: WHERE'S MICHAEL?
MONICA: WITH JASON.
THERE WASN'T ANY KIDNAPPING.
CARLY MADE UP THE WHOLE THING.
ALAN: I'M GLAD MICHAEL IS
SAFE.
BUT IF JASON TOOK THE BABY
WITHOUT HIS MOTHER'S PERMISSION,
THAT IS KIDNAPPING.
BOBBIE: JASON'S NOT HERE.
ALEXIS: HE'S ON HIS WAY BACK
FROM THE QUARTERMAINES'
WITH A.J. AND CARLY RIGHT BEHIND
HIM.
I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT NOTHING
HAPPENS THAT THE QUARTERMAINES
OR YOUR DAUGHTER CAN MISCONSTRUE
IN COURT.
JASON: HEY, MICHAEL.
WAS EVERYTHING OK WHILE I WAS
GONE?
GOOD.
SONNY ASK YOU TO MEET ME?
ALEXIS: THIS IS A REALLY
CRITICAL TIME, JASON,
AND WE CAN'T AFFORD TO MAKE ANY
MISTAKES.
BOBBIE: WHAT HAPPENED
AT THE QUARTERMAINES'?
JASON: WELL, AS SOON AS I GOT
THERE, A.J. CALLED THE POLICE,
TAGGERT SHOWED AND TOLD ME
MICHAEL AND I HAD TO TAKE
THE BLOOD TEST.
ALEXIS: AT THIS POINT,
IT'S BEST TO COMPLY.
BOBBIE: WHY?
ALEXIS: BECAUSE WE CAN CLAIM
THAT THIS IS THE FIRST PROOF
JASON HAS THAT HE'S NOT
THE BIOLOGICAL FATHER,
AND WE CAN ALLEGE THAT CARLY LED
HIM TO BELIEVE THAT HE WAS
AND THAT JASON JUST ACTED
IN GOOD FAITH.
JASON: I ALREADY TOLD THEM
THAT I KNEW A.J. WAS THE FATHER.
ALEXIS: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
JASON: WELL, BECAUSE I DIDN'T
WANT DOCTORS STICKING NEEDLES
INTO MICHAEL FOR NO REASON,
AND, MS. DAVIS, IT'S THE TRUTH.
ALEXIS: I UNDERSTAND THAT
YOU THINK YOUR REASONS ARE
VALID, BUT IF YOU WANT ME
TO CONTINUE AS YOUR ATTORNEY,
YOU CAN'T MAKE ANY MORE
DECISIONS WITHOUT ME,
UNDERSTAND?
BOBBIE: JASON, SHE'S RIGHT.
CUSTODY FIGHTS CAN BE VICIOUS.
AND IF YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT
FIGHTING DIRTY, YOU CAN BE SURE
A.J. AND CARLY WON'T BE.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
ALEXIS: WHAT DID YOU TELL
HER?
JASON: CARLY COULD SEE
MICHAEL, A.J. COULDN'T.
ALEXIS: PERFECT.
WILL YOU TELL CARLY TO COME
ON IN, AND IF A.J. IS WITH HER,
PLEASE ASK HIM TO WAIT OUTSIDE?
CARLY: I'M HERE TO SEE
MICHAEL.
JASON: HEY, MICHAEL.
CARLY CAME TO SEE YOU.
I BET SHE MISSED YOU A LOT.
CARLY: DADDY'S RIGHT, BABY.
I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.
OH, GOD, I LOVE YOU.
STUFFY NOSE,
SINUS PRESSURE.
I'LL TAKE SOMETHING.
NOW I'M GROGGY, DISCONNECTED.
OH-- MEDICINE HEAD.
YOU SHOULD HAVE TAKEN SUDAFED.
NON-DROWSY SUDAFED UNBLOCKS
NASAL CONGESTION
AND RELIEVES SINUS PRESSURE.
AHH!
LOOK, I'M ALL CLEAR.
SUDAFED.
AND TRY SUDAFED 24 HOUR
THE ONLY DECONGESTANT
WITH A FULL DAY
OF SUDAFED RELIEF
IN A SINGLE DOSE.
SUDAFED 24 HOUR.
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TONY: BRENDA'S MOTHER
SUFFERED FROM A DISORDER WHICH
CAUSES EPISODES OF DELUSION
AND MANIC DEPRESSION.
AND IT'S MY BELIEF THAT SHE HAD
ONE OF THOSE EPISODES WHEN
SHE WAS IN THE CAR WITH BRENDA,
AND THAT'S WHAT LED TO THE --
SONNY: I KNOW.
I KNOW WHERE IT LED.
THAT'S WHY BRENDA SHOULD HAVE
NOT BEEN IN THE CAR IN THE FIRST
PLACE.
JAX: BRENDA WAS MY FIANCEE --
SONNY: OH, RIGHT.
JAX: NOT MY PRISONER.
TONY: AT LEAST JAX IS TRYING
TO HELP PEOPLE, UNLIKE
YOU AND MORGAN, WHO USE DIRTY
MONEY TO CLEAN UP YOUR IMAGE.
SONNY: OH, LET'S ALL GIVE
THANKS TO JAX FOR GIVING
RESEARCH GRANTS TO A KIDNAPPER
WHO LEFT A GIRL WITH H.I.V. TO
DIE OF PNEUMONIA.
TONY: WHY DON'T YOU CALL ME
AT G.H., AND I'LL FILL
YOU IN ON THE REST OF
THE DETAILS, ALL RIGHT?
JAX: I'LL DO THAT.
KATHERINE: LET ME GET THIS.
NIKOLAS: WHAT?
KATHERINE: IT'S AN EYELASH.
DO YOU WANT TO MAKE A WISH?
NIKOLAS: WHAT FOR?
KATHERINE: IT'S A
SUPERSTITION.
NIKOLAS: OH.
NO. NO, THANKS.
KATHERINE: I PROBABLY
SHOULDN'T HAVE TOUCHED YOU.
IT'S JUST --
IT'S JUST DIFFICULT TO RESIST.
NIKOLAS: YEAH, I SEEM TO BE
HAVING THE SAME PROBLEM.
KATHERINE: THEN WHY ARE
WE RESISTING?
NIKOLAS: WHEN I HEARD
YOU TELL HELENA THAT YOU WERE
USING ME TO GET TO MY FATHER,
IT'S LIKE SOMETHING EXPLODED
INSIDE OF ME, AND I WON'T PUT
MYSELF IN THAT POSITION AGAIN.
KATHERINE: SO YOU'RE SAYING
THERE'S NO CHANCE FOR US?
NIKOLAS: I WON'T TOLERATE
LIES OR SECRETS.
BUT
IF THERE WAS EVER ANYTHING REAL
BETWEEN US IN THE FIRST PLACE,
I GUESS I'M WILLING TO FIND OUT.
KATHERINE: THAT'S ALL
I ASK, NIKOLAS --
AN OPPORTUNITY TO PROVE MYSELF.
JAX: AHEM.
YOU KNOW, BRENDA'S MOTHER
INHERITED HER MADNESS.
BUT YOU DROVE BRENDA TO HERS.
SONNY: AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO BE THE CURE, THE MAN BRENDA
COULD DEPEND ON TO HELP REBUILD
HER LIFE?
THEN YOU LET HER IN THE CAR
WITH A MADWOMAN.
BRENDA DIED BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T
PAYING ATTENTION, BECAUSE YOU'RE
SPOILED AND YOU'RE EASILY BORED.
YOU GET A TOY, AND YOU DON'T
KNOW HOW TO VALUE IT.
YOU LET SOMEBODY DRIVE --
YOU LET SOMEBODY DRIVE THAT CAR
OVER A CLIFF.
AND THEN YOU GO ON WITH
YOUR LIFE BEING GOLDEN BOY.
ENJOY IT.
MONICA: OH, OH.
JASON ADMITTED THAT HE IS NOT
MICHAEL'S FATHER.
ALAN: AND WHAT DOES THAT
PROVE IN YOUR MIND?
MONICA: WELL, IT PROVES THAT
JASON WANTS SOME KIND
OF A COMPROMISE.
ALAN: LET ME TELL
YOU SOMETHING, MONICA --
THE ONLY REASON JASON CAME BACK
IS BECAUSE HE KNEW HE WAS GOING
TO GET CAUGHT SOONER OR LATER.
HE HAS NO INTENTION
OF COOPERATING.
MONICA: I THINK YOUR SUPPORT
OF A.J. IS QUITE ADMIRABLE,
ALAN, CONSIDERING IT HASN'T BEEN
THERE MUCH IN THE PAST.
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT JASON
IS WRONG ON EVERY COUNT.
ALAN: JASON'S ATTITUDE ABOUT
MICHAEL'S CUSTODY HAS BEEN
DREADFUL, AND I THINK IT'S TIME
THAT ONE OF US AT LEAST
RECOGNIZED THAT.
MONICA: WE CAN'T DO THIS.
ALAN: WHAT?
MONICA: WE CAN'T -- WE CAN'T
TAKE SIDES AGAINST OUR CHILDREN.
IF WE'RE GOING TO GET THROUGH
THIS AS A FAMILY, WE HAVE GOT
TO STICK TOGETHER.
ALAN: AND IF WE DISAGREE?
MONICA: WELL, THEN, THE VERY
LEAST, WE CAN'T LET IT COME
BETWEEN THE TWO OF US.
ALAN: OK, THEN.
SO MAYBE HARMONY IN
THE QUARTERMAINE FAMILY WILL
START HERE AND NOW.
CARLY: SO, MICHAEL, HMM,
HOW WAS IT?
HMM, DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME
WITH YOUR DADDY?
BOBBIE: AND WOULD THAT BE
DADDY THE KIDNAPPER OR DADDY
WHO'S BEEN A WONDERFUL FATHER
TO YOUR SON?
CARLY: NOW ISN'T REALLY
THE TIME, BOBBIE.
ALEXIS: JASON, WE NEED SOME
TIME IN PRIVATE.
JASON: WE'LL GO IN THE OTHER
ROOM.
HEY, BUDDY, YOU HAVE A NICE TIME
WITH CARLY, OK?
CARLY: WE WILL HAVE A GREAT
TIME, WON'T WE, MISTER?
THE ONLY THING THAT REALLY
COUNTS RIGHT NOW IS MAKING SURE
MICHAEL DOESN'T GET HURT.
DON'T YOU AGREE?
JASON: THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN
TRYING TO DO FROM THE BEGINNING.
BOBBIE, THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP.
CARLY: SEE, MICHAEL,
DADDY DOESN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND
MOMMY'S PLAN YET, BUT AS SOON
AS I TELL HIM EVERYTHING,
HE'LL UNDERSTAND.
I KNOW HE WILL.

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