General Hospital Transcript Wednesday 2/17/99

Provided by Laura

[WIND HOWLS]
LUCKY: WHOO.
WE ARE COMPLETELY SOCKED IN.
ELIZABETH: YOU MEAN LIKE
THE BUSES MIGHT NOT BE RUNNING?
LUCKY: OH, I MEAN LIKE WE'RE
NOT EVEN GOING TO BE ABLE
TO WALK.
YEAH.
HEY, I WANTED TONIGHT TO BE BIG,
BUT IT'D BE OK WITH ME
IF WE DIDN'T FREEZE TO DEATH
TOGETHER TONIGHT.
ELIZABETH: WELL, CHURCHES ARE
HEATED.
I MEAN, THERE'S GOT TO BE
A FURNACE.
LUCKY: I FIGURE THAT.
THE DOORS ARE WHERE
THE TEMPERATURE CONTROL
SHOULD BE.
PROBABLY IN THE BASEMENT.
ELIZABETH: IS IT LOCKED?
LUCKY: BOLTED FROM THE OTHER
SIDE.
I COULD KICK IT IN, BUT I DON'T
THINK I WANT TO START BUSTING
STUFF UP.
ELIZABETH: I THINK THAT WOULD
BE VERY BAD KARMA.
OH, MY -- DO YOU --
YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REMEMBERED?
YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME.
LOOK!
I HAVE A GRAM'S CELL PHONE.
LUCKY: YOU NEVER CARRY AROUND
A CELL PHONE.
ELIZABETH: I FORGOT.
WELL, IT MUST BE MAGIC.
LUCKY: YOU'RE MY HERO.
ELIZABETH: BUT THE THING IS
WHO TO CALL BECAUSE, I MEAN,
IF IT'S TOO AWFUL FOR THE BUS
DRIVERS, THEN I DON'T WANT GRAM
ON THE ROADS.
LUCKY: UH-UH.
ELIZABETH: NO.
LUCKY: LET ME TRY.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
EMILY: WANT ONE?
THERE'S MORE LEFT.
THIS ONE LOOKS GOOD.
NIKOLAS: HAPPY VALENTINE'S
DAY.
HELLO?
LUCKY: NIKOLAS.
I CAN HARDLY HEAR YOU.
NIKOLAS: WELL, HOLD --
HOLD ON.
SORRY.
SO HOW DID IT GO?
LUCKY: UM -- WE'RE STRANDED.
NIKOLAS: WHAT?
YOU'RE STILL OUT THERE AT THAT
CHURCH WHERE I DROPPED OFF ALL
THOSE CANDLES?
LUCKY: YEAH.
WHERE ARE YOU BECAUSE I CAN'T --
I CAN'T REALLY HEAR YOU.
[STATIC]
NIKOLAS: HELLO?
HELLO?
HELLO, YOU NEED A RIDE BACK?
HELLO?
EMILY: WHO?
WHO NEEDS A RIDE BACK?
WHO?
NIKOLAS: LUCKY.
WELL --
LUCKY: NOTHING.
WHY DIDN'T I JUST YELL "HELP"?
ELIZABETH: WE PROBABLY WON'T
DIE IN HERE.
COME HERE.
SEE?
NOW WE'RE ALREADY WARM.
LUCKY: HE'LL COME.
ELIZABETH: NIKOLAS?
LUCKY: YEAH.
I MEAN, IF HE CALLED ME AND TOLD
ME WHAT I JUST TOLD HIM,
I'D -- I'D BE ON MY WAY.
ELIZABETH: OK.
THEN HE'S ON HIS WAY.
LUCKY: YEAH.
LUKE: OH, MAN.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
LUKE: I'M CLOSED!
[KNOCKING]
LUKE: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
I KNOW -- ON A NIGHT LIKE THIS.
[KNOCKING]
LUKE: I'D BE A HEARTLESS
CREEP -- I'D BE A HEARTLESS
CREEP -- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
LOOK, I'M SORRY --
HEY, EXCUSE ME?
EXCUSE ME.
I'M CLOSED!
FELICIA: I'M FROZEN!
LUKE: FELICIA?
FELICIA: I'M FROZEN.
LUKE: OH.
WELL, SIT DOWN.
CHILL.
FELICIA: I'M FROZEN.
OH.
ALEXIS: YOU KNOW, I WAS --
JAX: HERE.
ALEXIS: DO YOU EAT TO STAY
AWAKE?
JAX: NO.
ALEXIS: THEN WHY ARE
YOU TRYING TO STUFF ME LIKE
A TURKEY?
JAX: I DON'T KNOW.
JUST TRYING TO KEEP YOU AWAKE,
I GUESS.
ALEXIS: I DON'T HAVE
A CONCUSSION.
JAX: MM-HMM.
THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY,
YOU KNOW.
YOU FEELING A LITTLE NAUSEATED
IN THE STOMACH?
HMM?
ALEXIS: YOU'RE OBSESSED
WITH MY STOMACH AND IT REALLY
NEEDS TO STOP.
JAX: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU GOT
A CONCUSSION.
ALEXIS: I DON'T HAVE
A CONCUSSION.
JAX: UH-HUH.
WHOA.
COME ON, SIT.
YOU SIT DOWN.
ALEXIS: OH.
JAX: SURE YOU DON'T WANT
ANOTHER CANAPE?
OK.
ALEXIS: LOOK AT THIS --
PAINSTAKINGLY PUT TOGETHER
BY A MAN WHO WAS HOPING TO --
JAX: GET LUCKY?
ALEXIS: I HATE THAT
EXPRESSION.
A WOMAN IS NOT A COIN TOSS.
JAX: OK.
ALEXIS: BUT, YEAH.
LE@'S GO.
JAX: JERRY WON'T MIND.
ALEXIS: HOW DO YOU KNOW?
JAX: WELL, BECAUSE I WOULDN'T
IF I WERE HIM AND HE WERE
ME, SO --
ALEXIS: YOU DO A LOUSY
IMPRESSION OF FEUDING BROTHERS.
IT WAS SLIGHTLY CONVINCING
AT THE BEGINNING, BUT IT'S
REALLY GONE STRAIGHT DOWNHILL.
JAX: YEAH.
THE THING ABOUT A BROTHER --
YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK HIM
IN THE EYE AND THERE'S ALWAYS
A PART OF YOU THAT'S
5 YEARS OLD.
AND YOU KNOW IF THOSE GOBLINS
FINALLY DECIDE TO COME OUT
OF THE CLOSET TO GRAB YOU,
THEN HE'LL BE THE ONE TO STEP UP
AND SAY, "NO.
TAKE ME INSTEAD."
AND WHAT WE'RE POISED TO DO WILL
CHANGE STEFAN'S WORLD
FOR THE DURATION, AND NOT
FOR THE BETTER.
SO IF YOU'RE HAVING SECOND
THOUGHTS --
ALEXIS: IS IT THAT OBVIOUS?
CARLY: I HOPE YOU'VE GOT
A LOT OF THOSE.
I'M GOING TO KEEP MY EYE
ON YOU EVERY SECOND.
SONNY: MAYBE YOU'D RATHER
WAIT DOWNSTAIRS IN THE LOBBY.
CARLY: WALK DOWN 14 FLIGHTS
OF STAIRS IN THE DARK?
YEAH.
YOU'D LIKE THAT.
SONNY: THEN WHY DON'T
YOU TAKE IT ACROSS THE HALL
TO JASON'S PENTHOUSE?
CARLY: LOOK, AS LONG AS WE'RE
STUCHERE, WHY DON'T WE DO
SOMETHING USEFUL WITH OUR TIME?
SONNY: DEFINE "USEFUL."
CARLY: I'VE GOT A LEGAL RIGHT
TO MY CHILD AND TO DECIDE WHO IS
PART OF HIS LIFE AND WHO IS NOT.
YOU'VE GOT ACCESS TO JASON
AND MICHAEL.
RIGHT?
DOES THAT PUT IT IN TERMS THAT
YOU CAN DEAL WITH?
LOOK, WE DON'T HAVE TO BE
AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS HERE.
I MEAN, IF WE CAN WORK TOGETHER,
MAYBE WE CAN COME UP
WITH SOMETHING WHERE EVERYBODY
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CARLY: YOU KNOW,
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FRIENDS.
SONNY: IS THAT WHAT
YOUR HOROSCOPE SAID?
CARLY: NO.
BUT IN A PERFECT WORLD,
YOU KNOW, THAT'S HOW WE ALL
THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE --
JASON, MICHAEL, AND ME,
ACROSS THE HALL,
JASON WORKING FOR YOU.
SONNY: JASON KNOW THIS?
CARLY: FOR YOU, WITH YOU --
WHATEVER.
LET'S NOT GET HUNG UP
ON THE SEMANTICS HERE, OK?
BUT AS WE KNOW, UNFORTUNATELY,
THAT'S NOT HOW THE CARDS WERE
DEALT FOR REASONS WHICH WE DON'T
HAVE TO GET INTO, BUT WHICH,
AS WE SPEAK, ARE PROBABLY
SITTING IN SOME PARIS CAFE
FEELING VICTIMIZED.
SO WHY DON'T WE JUST DEAL
WITH REALITY.
SONNY: I'M ALL FOR THAT.
CARLY: THE BEST THING THAT
COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN
FOR YOU AND FOR JASON
IS FOR ME TO TAKE MICHAEL
TO THE QUARTERMAINES.
SONNY: OH, SEE, THAT'S --
THAT'S WHERE I GET LOST.
CARLY: OK.
IT'S BEST FOR JASON
BECAUSE IT'LL KEEP THE WHOLE
THING OUT OF THE COURTS.
SONNY: YOU MEAN AFTER
HE SERVES TIME FOR
BABY-SNATCHING?
CARLY: IT'S NOT GOING TO COME
TO THAT, SONNY, ALL RIGHT?
LOOK, THE QUARTERMAINES THINK
I'M ON THEIR SIDE NOW.
SONNY: CLEVER YOU.
CARLY: IT'S ALSO BEST
FOR YOU BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT
JASON WON'T HAVE TO BE
A FULL-TIME DADDY.
RIGHT?
NO SECURITY WORRIES, NO EXTRA
GUARDS FOR ME AND MICHAEL,
WHICH MEANS YOU AND HE CAN BOTH
GO BACK TO DOING WHATEVER IT IS
YOU DO BEST, TOGETHER, YOU KNOW?
YOU GET THIS?
MAKING SENSE HERE?
SONNY: OH, YEAH.
CARLY: SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
NOW IS WHEN THE PHONES ARE
WORKING, WE HAVE TO LET JASON
KNOW WHAT'S UP SO YOU CAN DIAL
AND GIVE ME A FEW MINUTES --
YOU KNOW, SOME PRIVACY, AND I'LL
EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.
WE HAVE A DEAL?
JAX: HERE YOU GO.
ALEXIS: I GOT COLD FEET
AND I CALLED HIM.
JAX: STEFAN?
ALEXIS: YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT
GOBLINS IN THE CLOSET AND BEING
5 YEARS OLD.
A YEAR AND SOME MONTHS AGO,
TWO DISTANT COUSINS
WHOM I HAPPENED TO LOVE TURNED
INTO A BROTHER AND A NEPHEW.
AND IT MEANT MORE TO ME THAN
I COULD EVER HAVE GUESSED.
AND I FELT MORE THAN I THOUGHT
I COULD FEEL FOR ANYONE, EVER.
THIS AFTERNOON, I TRIED TO MAKE
STEFAN UNDERSTAND THAT.
JAX: AND DID HE?
ALEXIS: HE GAVE ME 40 LASHES
WITH MY OLIVE BRANCH AND TOLD ME
THAT I WAS NO LONGER HIS SISTER,
THAT I WAS HIS ENEMY.
JAX: OUCH.
ALEXIS: NO.
IT SIMPLIFIES THINGS.
JAX: WE, FOR ME IT DOES.
ALEXIS: AND ME -- NO MORE
WAVERING.
I MADE IT CLEAR, I THINK,
THAT ALL I WANTED WAS WHAT WAS
RIGHTFULLY MINE, NOT REVENGE.
JAX: YES, YOU DID.
ALEXIS: CAN I HAVE BOTH?
NED: NOT EVEN A DIAL TONE.
V: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.
NED: WELL, TO BE MORE
PRECISE, IT'S A BLIZZARD.
OF COURSE, JAX WILL CLAIM THAT
THE ROADS WERE IMPASSABLE
AND THAT'S WHY HE COULDN'T BE
HERE -- A LIKELY STORY.
AND ALEXIS -- WELL, SHE PROBABLY
REALLY DID GET STUCK DOWNTOWN.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
V: I'M MAKING A NOTE
TO MYSELF TO DEMAND A CREDIT
FROM THE PHONE COMPANY
FOR THE SERVICE OUTAGE.
WHAT TIME DO YOU GOT?
NED: V, IT'S NOT THE PHONE
COMPANY'S FAULT THAT JAX
AND ALEXIS AREN'T HERE.
HEY, WANT TO SUE JAX?
V: NO.
NED: HMM.
WANT TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH
MONEY I'M LOSING EVERY MINUTE
THE PHONE DOESN'T WORK?
V: NO.
NED: HMM.
WANT TO GORGE OURSELVES
ON GOURMET FOOD LIKE BEARS
GETTING READY TO HIBERNATE
FOR THE WINTER?
V: WELL --
OK.
NED: HAVE A SEAT.
V: THANK YO
LUKE: THERE YOU GO.
FELICIA: THANK YOU.
WHY ARE YOU DIALING 911?
LUKE: ISN'T THAT BUBBA'S
NUMBER?
FELICIA: WELL, THIS ISN'T
AN EMERGENCY.
LUKE: IT ISN'T?
HE DOESN'T KNOW HIS WIFE IS OUT
ON A NIGHT LIKE THIS?
HE HASN'T GOT HALF THE PCPD
LOOKING FOR YOU?
FELICIA: THE 911 LINES WILL
BE FLOODED WITH CALLS, YOU KNOW.
LUKE: NO, THEY WON'T.
PHONE'S DEAD.
FELICIA: OH.
WELL, COULD YOU AT LEAST TURN UP
THE HEAT?
LUKE: WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT
ON A NIGHT LIKE THIS ANYWAY?
FELICIA: I WAS DRIVING HOME.
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
MY TRUCK IS IN THE SHOP,
SO I HAD TO RENT A CAR.
I COULDN'T SEE THE ROAD,
I COULDN'T SEE THE HOOD
OF MY CAR, AND THEN IT JUST
WOULDN'T GO.
SO I GOT OUT AND WALKED,
HOPING TO LOOK FOR A FAMILIAR
LANDMARK.
LUKE: AND HERE I AM.
FELICIA: AND HERE YOU ARE.
[WIND HOWLS]
LUKE: DID YOU HEAR THAT?
FELICIA: NO, I DIDN'T HEAR
ANYTHING.
LUKE: NO, LISTEN.
FELICIA: UH-HUH.
I THINK YOU MUST BE PARANOID.
LUKE: WELL, I MAY BE
PARANOID, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
PEOPLE AREN'T FOLLOWING ME.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
LUKE: HUH, HUH?
YEAH, OK.
HEY.
TAMMY: WHOA!
LUKE: AH, TAMMY.
OH.
WELL, LOOK AT ME.
DOES YOUR SKIN CARE PRODUCT
OFFER INCOMPLETE CARE ?
MOST DO. EVEN SOME NEW ONES
DON'T OFFER EVERYTHING
YOUR SKIN NEEDS MOST.
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DONE WITH THOSE SAUSAGES?
HELP YOURSELF.
YA DONE WITH
THEM HASH BROWNS?
SURE.
YOU NEED SOME HELP
WITH THAT BACON?
HOW'D I GET HEARTBURN?
ALL I HAD WAS OATMEAL.
GOT ANY MYLANTA?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
ALUMINUM AND MAGNESIUM?
YOU WANT TUMS.
TUMS HAS CALCIUM.
TUMS' CALCIUM
KNOCKS OUT HEARTBURN FAST
THEN GOES TO YOUR BONES
TO HELP KEEP
THEM STRONGER, LONGER.
HOW ABOUT A BAG OF
DONUTS FOR THE ROAD?
HOW ABOUT
A BOTTLE OF
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LUKE: HERE YOU GO, BABE.
TAMMY: THANKS.
LUKE: LUBE YOUR VOCAL CORDS.
SO, TAMMY, THIS HAS GOT TO BE
A GOOD STORY BEHIND THIS.
I MEAN, ONLY THE DUMBEST HOOKER
IN THE WORLD -- WHICH I KNOW
YOU'RE NOT -- WOULD BE
STREETWALKING ON A NIGHT LIKE
THIS.
TAMMY: I DON'T DO
THE STREETWALKING THING, OK?
LUKE: YEAH, I KNEW THAT.
I'M SORRY.
TAMMY: IN FACT, I WASN'T
SUPPOSED TO BE OUT AT ALL
TONIGHT.
THEN ONE OF MY REGULARS CALLED.
IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY.
HIS WIFE WAS OUT OF TOWN,
HE'S FEELING LONELY.
"CAN I COME OVER?"
"OK."
SO I GET THERE, AND GUESS WHO
SHOWS UP TO SURPRISE HIM
FOR VALENTINE'S DAY?
SO OUT THE BACK WINDOW GOES
TAMMY.
AND I'M GOING THROUGH THE SNOW
LOOKING FOR ANYTHING -- A CAB,
A GAS STATION, JUST TO GET ME
TO A PHONE.
I EVEN FOUND A CAB,
IN THE SNOWDRIFT, AND THERE WAS
NO ONE IN IT.
LUKE: NO KIDDING?
TAMMY: HMM.
ANYWAY, I'M HERE, SO IT DOESN'T
MATTER.
I HATE THIS HOLIDAY.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
DON'T YOU HAVE A HORROR STORY?
FELICIA?
FELICIA: YOU CAN'T BE HAPPY
LIVING THIS WAY.
TAMMY: WAIST-DEEP IN SNOW?
NO, WHO IS?
FELICIA: YOU'RE A PROUD
WOMAN, AND I KNOW THAT.
BUT YOU HAVE A CHOICE NOW.
BOBBIE WAS SINCERE ABOUT THAT.
LUKE: BOBBIE?
TAMMY: YEAH, YOUR SISTER.
COULD WE DROP THIS, PLEASE?
FELICIA: THE IDEA CAME UP
OF TAMMY RUNNING KELLY'S.
LUKE: OH, THAT'S A STROKE
OF GENIUS.
TAMMY: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
STARTING TO THINK?
LUKE: WHAT?
TAMMY: I WOULD RATHER HAVE
THE SNOWPLOWS COME ALONG
AND FIND MY FROZEN CARCASS
IN THE MORNING.
LUKE: HEY, CHILL, BABE.
WHY ARE YOU SO EDGY?
TAMMY: BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN
SCREAMING ON THE TOP OF MY LUNGS
THAT THIS IDEA IS NOT GOING
TO WORK.
LUKE: WHY NOT?
IS IT THE MONEY?
I KNOW BOBBIE AND I CAN'T PAY
YOU WHAT YOU BRING DOWN
IN A GOOD WEEK.
BUT, YOU KNOW, I KNOW WE CAN TOP
WHAT YOU MAKE ON A NIGHT LIKE
THIS.
AND I REALLY NEED SOMEBODY THERE
FULL-TIME, TAMMY.
SO THE JOB WOULD INCLUDE ROOM
AND BOARD.
TAMMY: OH. SEE?
AND THERE GOES MY INDEPENDENCE.
FELICIA: WHAT GOOD DID THIS
DO YOU TONIGHT?
YOU KNOW, THIS IS ABOUT
A DIFFERENT KIND OF FREEDOM.
THIS IS ABOUT SAFETY,
HEALTH BENEFITS, REGULAR WAGES,
REGULAR HOURS.
LUKE: FELICIA, DON'T GET
HER HOPES UP TOO HIGH.
FELICIA: WELL, IT'S ABOUT
OTHER THINGS, TOO, LIKE PRIDE
AND SELF-RESPECT AND I DON'T
HAVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT.
TAMMY: LISTEN, DID YOU TWO
EVER STOP TO THINK THAT MAYBE
I AM TRYING TO DO YOU A FAVOR?
I'M TRYING NOT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE
OF YOU.
I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE IS
GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN
THE REGULARS FROM KELLY'S COME
WALKING IN EVERY DAY
AND THEY LOOK BEHIND THE COUNTER
AND THEY SEE AN EX-HOOKER THERE?
LUKE: DARLING, THEY ALWAYS
DID.
NIKOLAS: MAN.
EMILY: WHERE'D THE ROAD GO?
NIKOLAS: I DON'T KNOW.
I GUESS THE PLOWS HAVEN'T GOTTEN
THIS FAR YET.
EMILY: WELL, ARE YOU SURE
THAT WE'RE STILL ON THE ROAD?
NIKOLAS: YEAH, I'M PRETTY
SURE.
MAYBE WE SHOULD WAIT
FOR THE PLOWS TO CATCH UP
WITH US.
EMILY: YEAH.
HOW MUCH FURTHER DO YOU THINK?
NIKOLAS: WAIT.
HOLD ON, EMILY.
[BEEPING NOISE]
NIKOLAS: THERE WE GO.
I DON'T KNOW.
I THINK -- I THINK WE'RE LESS
THAN A MILE.
WE COULD WALK IT, BUT WE MAY NOT
FIND THIS THING AGAIN.
AND, YOU KNOW, HOW MANY
ALLOWANCES IT WOULD TAKE
FOR YOU TO BUY THE HOTEL A NEW
ONE?
QUITE A FEW.
EMILY: I KNOW.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY ACTUALLY
LET ME HAVE THE CAR, LIKE I LOOK
OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE A LICENSE.
NIKOLAS: YEAH, WELL,
MAYBE THEY THOUGHT I DID.
EMILY: YEAH.
THAT WAS PROBABLY IT.
DID LIZ AND LUCKY GET MARRIED?
IS THAT WHY THEY WENT
TO A CHURCH?
NIKOLAS: MARRIED?
WHO'D -- WHO'D BE THERE TO MARRY
THEM IN THIS?
EMILY: YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE
RIGHT.
THAT'S ENOUGH TO GIVE MS. HARDY
A HEART ATTACK, ANYWAY.
NIKOLAS: I DON'T KNOW.
I -- I THINK THEY HAD SOME
THINGS TO SAY TO EACH OTHER THAT
THEY WANTED TO SAY IN CHURCH,
I GUESS.
EMILY: YOU KNOW, KIDS WHO
HAVE RELATIONSHIPS IN SCHOOL
NOW -- I KNOW YOU DON'T GO
TO SCHOOL ANYMORE, BUT TAKE IT
FROM ME.
THEY MAY SAY THAT IT'S FOREVER
AND WRITE IT ALL OVER
THE CHEMISTRY LAB TABLES,
BUT IN A FEW MONTHS,
THEY'RE WRITING ABOUT SOMEONE
NEW.
BUT LIZ AND LUCKY -- THEY'RE
DIFFERENT, YOU KNOW.
NIKOLAS: YEAH, I KNOW.
EMILY: IT'S ALMOST LIKE
THEY'RE GOING TO BE TOGETHER
FOREVER.
NIKOLAS: YEAH.
I MEAN, YOU CAN -- YOU CAN SEE
IT, YOU KNOW?
EMILY: AND THEN THERE ARE
PEOPLE LIKE ME WHO TEND
TO ALWAYS SEE THE WRONG THINGS.
NIKOLAS: EM --
EMILY: THAT WAS A JOKE.
NIKOLAS: LISTEN, AS SHOCKED
AS YOU WERE THAT NIGHT,
THAT'S HOW SHOCKED YOU'D BE
IF YOU KNEW HOW MUCH YOU MEAN
TO ME.
OK?
IF I DON'T --
IF I DON'T TELL YOU THAT
OR IF I DON'T MAKE YOU FEEL THAT
WAY, IT'S --
EMILY: IT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T
WANT ME TO THINK SOMETHING THAT
I SHOULDN'T.
NIKOLAS: OH, GOD, I'M --
EMILY: NIKOLAS, IT'S OK.
LOOK, I'M NOT SORRY I FEEL
THE WAY I DO.
IT'S NOT A BAD THING.
IT COMES FROM ALL THE GREAT
QUALITIES THAT YOU HAVE.
AND NO ONE HAS TO BE BOTHERED
BY THAT.
THEY REALLY DON'T.
NIKOLAS: SO WE'RE OK, THEN?
EMILY: YEAH, EXCEPT FOR THIS
BLIZZARD THAT'S LEFT US
IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.
NIKOLAS: NO KIDDING.
UH --
[TURNS OFF WIPERS]
NIKOLAS: WHERE'D
OUR BLIZZARD GO?
SONNY: THE SNOW STOPPED.
SONNY: ANYTHING?
CARLY: NOT YET.
SONNY: THAT PHONE COULD BE
TAPPED.
CARLY: YEAH.
SO?
YOU'D USE YOUR CELL PHONE.
SONNY: THAT'S RIGHT.
CARLY: MAY I?
SONNY: NO.
CARLY: JUST -- COME ON.
SONNY: GIVE ME IT.
STOP PLAYING AROUND.
CARLY: FINE.
SONNY: IT SHOULDN'T BE TOO
LONG.
CARLY: OK.
THEN YOU'LL --
SONNY: HUH?
CARLY: YOU'LL MAKE THE CALL?
YOU'LL LET ME EXPLAIN EVERYTHING
TO JASON?
SONNY: YOU KNOW, I'M A LITTLE
BIT TORN.
CARLY: YOU DON'T TRUST ME.
SONNY: LET'S SAY JASON BRINGS
BACK MICHAEL.
TELL ME AGAIN WHY HE ISN'T GOING
TO BE ARRESTED.
CARLY: BECAUSE, SONNY,
I WOULD HAVE TO PRESS CHARGES
FIRST.
SONNY: MM-HMM.
CARLY: I AM NOT GOING TO DO
THAT, OK?
I'LL JUST SAY, YOU KNOW, IT WAS
ALL A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING,
HE EXPLAINED EVERYTHING TO ME.
SONNY: AND THEN YOU WOULD
BRING MICHAEL TO THE
QUARTERMAINES.
CARLY: YEAH.
JASON WILL SEE IT'S
FOR THE BEST.
SONNY: I HAVE MY DOUBTS.
AHEM.
CARLY: I CAN HANDLE HIM, OK?
SONNY: AND MICHAEL,
IS HE GOING TO THINK IT'S ALL
FOR THE BEST?
CARLY: MICHAEL IS,
YOU KNOW --
SONNY: HMM.
CARLY: MICHAEL WILL MISS
HIS DADDY, RIGHT?
OF COURSE HE WILL, BUT --
LOOK, HE'LL BE CRYING SO HARD
AND SO MUCH THAT THE
QUARTERMAINES WON'T HAVE
A CHOICE.
THEY'LL HAVE TO LET JASON COME
AND SEE HIM.
RIGHT?
SONNY: WOW.
LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT ALL THE BASES
COVERED.
[SONNY LAUGHS]
SONNY: GEE.
CARLY: THAT WASN'T SO HARD,
HUH?
YOU KNOW?
SONNY: YEAH. WELL, I'M --
CARLY: IT'S ALWAYS BETTER
THAN A KICK IN THE TEETH.
SONNY: YEAH.
WELL, I'M ALL FOR COOPERATION,
YOU KNOW.
CARLY: GOOD.
SONNY: SO --
COME ON.
CARLY: "COME ON" WHAT,
SONNY?
SONNY: LET'S GO UPSTAIRS.
CARLY: UH --
SONNY: WHAT?
CARLY: CAN WE --
WE -- WE CAN'T JUST, YOU KNOW,
LEAVE ALL THESE CANDLES BURNING
DOWN HERE.
SONNY: OH, NO, THAT'S ALL
RIGHT, BECAUSE
WE COULD JUST --
WE COULD JUST DO IT RIGHT HERE
ON THE TABLE.
COME ON.
CARLY: SONNY, COME ON.
SONNY: NO, NO, NO, NO.
CARLY: NO.
SONNY: COME ON, I KNOW
YOU WANT IT.
CARLY: NO.
NO. SONNY: HUH?
BUSTED.
CARLY: GOD.
SONNY: HUH?
CARLY: YOU'RE DISGUSTING.
YOU KNOW THAT?
SONNY: OH, YEAH?
CARLY: YES.
YOU'RE JUST A PIG.
SONNY: OH, COME ON.
YOU HAD THAT YES IN YOUR EYES.
YOU WANTED IT!
CARLY: OH, JUST SHUT UP!
I WOULD JUMP OUT THIS WINDOW
BEFORE I WOULD SLEEP WITH YOU.
SONNY: WHO ARE YOU KIDDING?
YOU'D HAVE SOLD YOUR BODY JUST
LIKE YOU SOLD YOUR KID.
CARLY: YOU SHUT UP.
SONNY: DON'T YOU EVEN DARE,
LADY.
DON'T YOU DARE.
SOMEONE'S BEEN
SNEAKING MY MILANO COOKIES.
THE BABY?
WOULD SHE KNOW HOW
TO SAVOR EVERY MOMENT?
THE FINEST DARK CHOCOLATE
TWO EXQUISITE COOKIES
MILANO, ONE OF
THE DISTINCTIVE COOKIES
FROM PEPPERIDGE FARM.
WE'RE OBSERVING
A COOK-OUT CATASTROPHE.
I'M GOING IN!
FOR A COMPLETE MEAL
ON THE GRILL,
TRY REYNOLDS HOT BAGS.
JUST PLACE EVERYTHING
IN THE FOIL BAG.
IT SEALS IN THE FLAVOR.
CLEANUP'S EASY, TOO.
IN HOSPITAL PHARMACIES,
THEY DISPENSE
MEDICINES THAT
WORK FAST.
FOR HEARTBURN, THAT'S
ONE MINUTE MAALOX.
IT GOES TO WORK ON
STOMACH ACID IN ONE MINUTE.
PEPCID AC COULD TAKE
OVER 45 MINUTES.
HOSPITAL PHARMACIES
RELY ON MAALOX.
SHOULDN'T YOU?
COUNT ON
ONE MINUTE MAALOX.
WORDS CAN'T EXPRESS
THE FEELINGS KIDS HAVE
ABOUT THE BAD TASTE
OF SOME MEDICINES.
BUT NOW THERE'S SOMETHING NEW
FROM CHILDREN'S TYLENOL...
SOFT-CHEWS.
THEY TASTE SO GOOD
AND DISSOLVE SO FAST,
KIDS WON'T MIND TAKING
THIS MEDICINE.
WORDS CAN'T EXPRESS HOW GOOD
YOU'LL BOTH FEEL.
I FEEL BETTER, MOM.
WELL,
MAYBE A FEW WORDS CAN.
NEW SOFT-CHEWS
FROM CHILDREN'S TYLENOL,
THE FIRST CHOICE
OF PEDIATRICIANS.
ü WHO'S THAT LADY ü
ü WHO'S THAT LADY ü
ü LOVELY LADY üü
NNLY SALON SELECTIVES
HAS CUSTOMIZED PRODUCTS.
YOU MIX AND MATCH
FOR FABULOUS HAIR.
SONNY: I DON'T LIKE BEING
HIT.
I TEND TO GO KIND OF CRAZY.
YOU THINK YOU HAD ME PEGGED,
HUH?
YOU PRIDE YOURSELF ON BEING
A GOOD JUDGE OF PEOPLE.
YOU THINK YOU HAD JASON PEGGED,
TOO?
BUT YOU MISTOOK HIS LOYALTY,
HIS COMPASSION, FOR WEAKNESS.
BIG MISTAKE.
CARLY: DOES JASON KNOW WHAT
A PIG YOU ARE?
AS SOON AS HE'S OUT OF TOWN,
YOU HIT ON ME?
SONNY: HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT
YOU!
YOU'RE NOTHING TO HIM!
HE MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT THAT
YOU WERE AN OBLIGATION
BECAUSE OF MICHAEL, BUT THAT'S
GOING TO COME TO A SCREECHING
HALT WHEN HE FINDS OUT WHAT
YOU'VE BEEN DOING WHILE HE WAS
AWAY.
AND GUESS WHO'S GOING TO TELL
HIM?
CARLY: YOU DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT ME, SONNY!
SONNY: I'M GOING TO TELL HIM
EVERY WORD THAT WAS SPOKEN
BETWEEN US, EVERY LIE YOU'VE
TOLD ME, HOW YOU OFFERED
YOURSELF TO ME.
CARLY: GIVE ME A BREAK!
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU TELL HIM WHATEVER YOU WANT.
HE'S NOT GOING TO BELIEVE YOU.
SONNY: HE'S NOT GOING
TO BELIEVE ME?
JASON'S NOT GOING TO BELIEVE ME?
CARLY: NO.
SONNY: ALL HE'S GOT TO DO IS
LOOK AT ME, HE'LL KNOW
BECAUSE OF THAT THING HE HAS,
THAT THING THAT REGISTERS INSIDE
THAT TELLS HIM WHO'S TELLING
THE TRUTH.
WHAT I CAN'T DECIDE IS WHAT'S
GOING TO DISGUST HIM MOST --
THE FACT THAT YOU LIED ABOUT HIM
TO THE Qs AND THE COPS,
OR YOU ANGLING FOR MY
COOPERATION TO JERK HIM AROUND!
CARLY: I WAS GIVING
YOU A LINE, MAN, AND YOU FELL
FOR IT.
SONNY: NO, NO.
I KNOW.
YOU WOULD RIP YOUR ONLY SON AWAY
FROM THE ONLY FATHER HE'S KNOWN.
YOU WOULD USE HIS MISERY,
HIS TEARS TO CALL THE SHOTS
WITH THE QUARTERMAINES.
THAT JASON WILL NOT FORGIVE.
CARLY: I WOULD NEVER DO THAT.
AND JASON KNOWS I WOULD NEVER DO
THAT.
SONNY: HE WAS THE BEST THING
YOU EVER HAD.
THE TRUEST FRIEND, WASN'T HE?
LIKE I SAID,
BIG MISTAKE.
CARLY: YOU KNOW NOTHING
ABOUT ME!
ALEXIS: HOW DO MY PUPILS
LOOK?
JAX: NORMAL.
ALEXIS: HOW WOULD THEY LOOK
IF I HAD A CONCUSSION?
JAX: NOT NORMAL.
LOOK, I'M NOT A DOCTOR,
BUT I THINK YOU'RE GOING
TO BE OK.
ALEXIS: YOU JUST WANTED
TO LOOK BEHIND MY PUPILS TO SEE
IF ANYONE WAS HOME.
YOU THINK I'M A FLAKE.
JAX: WHAT, BECAUSE YOU TRIED
TO MAKE A DEAL WITH STEFAN
AND CUT ME OUT?
NO.
YOU WERE SO CALM AND REASONABLE,
MOSTLY.
I FIGURED YOU WERE WELL OVERDUE
FOR AN "OH, MY GOD.
WHAT AM I DOING?" MOMENT.
ALEXIS: YOU COULD HAVE
WARNED ME.
JAX: WELL, IT'S OVER NOW,
RIGHT?
IT ALL COMES OUT IN THE WASH.
YOU KNOW, JERRY AND
I ANTICIPATED THAT WE'D BE
RUNNING INTO SOME FAMILY
WEIRDNESS.
ALEXIS: YOU KNOW, YOU BRING
ALONG PLENTY OF YOUR OWN,
BELIEVE YOU ME.
JAX: YEAH, IT COMES
WITH THE TERRITORY.
ALEXIS: IS THERE A LITTLE
VOICE IN YOUR HEAD TELLING
YOU TO BAIL OUT ON ME?
JAX: NO.
THE VOICE IN MY HEAD IS TALKING
TO YOU, AND YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S
SAYING?
"DON'T LET SONNY CORINTHOS USE
YOU."
ALEXIS: FOR WHAT?
JAX: HE WANTS ME DEAD,
DISMEMBERED, BROKEN
INTO A THOUSAND PIECES,
AND THE FEELING, I MIGHT ADD,
IS MUTUAL.
SOMEHOW, HE MUST HAVE FOUND OUT
THAT YOU AND I WERE DOING
BUSINESS.
ALEXIS: THAT'S NOT WHY
HE CAME TO SEE ME.
JAX: THAT'S NOT WHAT HE SAID.
ALEXIS: IT HAD NOTHING TO DO
WITH THAT.
JAX: YOU'RE SOUNDING VERY
CIRCUMSPECT ALL OF A SUDDEN.
YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY TAKE HIM
ON AS A CLIENT, DID YOU?
ALEXIS?
ALEXIS: I'M HANDLING
A CUSTODY DISPUTE FOR SOMEONE
ELSE.
JAX: JASON MORGAN.
WELL, WHO ELSE COULD IT BE?
LOOK, I KNOW IT'S CONFIDENTIAL,
BUT IS HIS NAME?
ALEXIS: IT'S VERY
COMPLICATED.
AND I FEEL AN OBLIGATION
TO DO IT.
JAX: YEAH.
AND I'M SURE SONNY KNOWS THAT,
RIGHT?
HE'S USING YOU TO GET TO ME.
ALEXIS: MAYBE HE THINKS I'M
A DECENT ATTORNEY.
JAX: MAYBE.
ALEXIS: I'M GOING TO DO
THE BEST THAT I CAN
FOR MR. MORGAN.
THAT'S IT.
I CAN HANDLE MYSELF.
JAX: I HOPE SO, BECAUSE THIS
COULD BE A BEAUTIFUL
PARTNERSHIP.
BUT I HAVE TO WARN YOU --
THE ONE THING THAT WILL MAKE ME
WALK, NO MATTER HOW FAR
INTO THE GAME, IS THE SMELL
OF SONNY CORINTHOS.
LUCKY: THE HOTEL JUST GAVE
YOU THEIR EMERGENCY FOUR-WHEEL
DRIVE?
NIKOLAS: YEAH.
EMILY TOLD THEM TO.
EMILY: THAT'S MISS
QUARTERMAINE TO YOU.
NIKOLAS: YEAH, WHATEVER.
EMILY: SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
CAN WE GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE IT
STARTS SNOWING AGAIN?
NIKOLAS: ALL THE MAIN ROADS
ARE BLOCKED.
THERE'S NO WAY WE'RE ALL GETTING
HOME.
EMILY: I KNOW.
I -- I THOUGHT IF YOU GUYS WANT,
YOU CAN STAY AT MY ROOM
AT THE HOTEL.
LUCKY: COOL, YEAH.
I MEAN, CAN WE TELL REALLY
CHEESY GHOST STORIES
IN THE DARK?
ELIZABETH: NO.
NO, NO, NO.
I SCARE TOO EASILY.
LUCKY: OH, COME ON.
EMILY: OH, ME, TOO.
ME, TOO.
YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT OF ALL
PEOPLE.
LUCKY: YEAH.
YEAH, LET'S GO BLOW THE CANDLES
OUT.
NIKOLAS: OK.
ALL RIGHT.
ELIZABETH: THINGS ARE BETTER?
EMILY: WE REACHED
AN UNDERSTANDING.
ELIZABETH: GOOD.
I THINK GRAM HAS A BOOK
ON DRYING FLOWERS.
IF NOT, SHE'S ABOUT TO BUY ONE.
EMILY: THESE ARE
SO BEAUTIFUL.
THIS WHOLE PLACE IS SO --
SO BEAUTIFUL.
I'M JUST REALLY, REALLY HAPPY
FOR YOU AND LUCKY.
LUKE: DRINK UP, LADIES.
THE FIRE CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH.
WE GOT TO DO THE REST
WITH SPIRITS.
FELICIA: MM-HMM.
TAMMY: CHEERS.
LUKE: TOAST.
FELICIA: CHEERS.
LUKE: WELL, RUNNING THAT
DINER/BOARDING HOUSE WAS NOT
MY AUNT'S FIRST CAREER.
I THOUGHT EVERYBODY KNEW THAT.
TAMMY: ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL
ME THAT SHE WAS A --
LUKE: OH, YEAH, A BIG ONE.
BACK IN THE 1960s --
DOWN IN FLORIDA, MY AUNT FOUGHT
OFF THE MOB AND PIMPS
AND THEIR RIGHT-WING RETROCRATS
AND OPENED HER OWN HOUSE
AND MADE HER OWN RULES.
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
THAT'S WHERE BOBBIE AND I GREW
UP -- IN HER HOUSE.
SHE ALWAYS SAID THAT SHE DIDN'T
HAVE TIME FOR REGRETS.
AND SHE MADE NO APOLOGIES.
SHE ALSO SAID THAT A PROSTITUTE
WAS LIKE A BALLERINA -- THAT
THEY WERE BOTH ON A FAST TRACK
TO AN OLD AGE.
ANYWAY, SHE HAD A NICE HOUSE
DOWN THERE, BUT SHE WANTED
A HOME AND THAT'S WHAT SHE FOUND
AT KELLY'S.
YOU KNOW, IF YOU WERE
TO CONSIDER THIS,
REMEMBER THAT IF YOU CHOOSE
TO TURN A FEW TRICKS
ON THE SIDE, I MEAN,
THAT'S NOBODY'S BUSINESS
BUT YOUR OWN.
TAMMY: OH, COME ON.
WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT RUNNING
A BURGER JOINT/BOARDING HOUSE,
ANYWAY?
BUT, I GUESS I COULD GIVE IT
A TRY.
FELICIA: OH!
DID YOU JUST HEAR WHAT YOU SAID?
LUKE: TAMMY --
TAMMY: OH, MY GOD.
LUKE: TAMMY.
TAMMY: I'M DRINKING TOO MUCH.
LUKE: ü A HOOTIE A HOOTS
FROM ABOVE ü
I LIKE THIS IDEA!
WHAT'S FOR DINNER TONIGHT ?
NEW CHICKEN HELPER.
- MMM, THAT IS GOOD.
- MY KIDS WOULD LOVE THIS.
- THEY DO LOVE CHICKEN,
SO THIS WOULD BE A WINNER.
- YUMMY !
FOR A DELICIOUS CHICKEN DINNER,
TRY NEW CHICKEN HELPER.
THIS WILL BE DINNER TONIGHT.
STUFFY NOSE,
SINUS PRESSURE.
I'LL TAKE SOMETHING.
NOW I'M GROGGY, DISCONNECTED.
OH-- MEDICINE HEAD.
YOU SHOULD HAVE TAKEN SUDAFED.
NON-DROWSY SUDAFED UNBLOCKS
NASAL CONGESTION
AND RELIEVES SINUS PRESSURE.
AHH!
LOOK, I'M ALL CLEAR.
SUDAFED.
AND TRY SUDAFED 24 HOUR
THE ONLY DECONGESTANT
WITH A FULL DAY
OF SUDAFED RELIEF
IN A SINGLE DOSE.
SUDAFED 24 HOUR.
I COULD FEED THIS THING QUARTERS
ALL DAY, BUT I STILL CAN'T GET
MY CAR TO SMELL CLEAN.
[ Announcer ]
WELL, HERE'S HOW TO GET BAD
SMELLS OUT OF FABRICS FOR GOOD.
FEBREZE ? FOUND IT
IN THE LAUNDRY AISLE.
AND I GOTTA TELL YOU.
IT REALLY WORKS.
UNLIKE THIS STUFF,
FEBREZE ACTUALLY CLEANS
SMELLS FROM FABRICS.
ALL YOU DO IS SPRAY.
[ Announcer ]
THEN FEBREZE GOES AND
FINDS THE SMELLS IN FABRICS,
AND GENTLY CLEANS THEM AWAY.
BY THE TIME IT'S DRY,
SMELL'S GONE. EASY, HUH ?
GOOD THING.
I PRACTICALLY LIVE IN HERE.
[ Announcer ]
TRIGGER-HAPPY ? THE IMPROVED
SPRAYER'S ON OUR BIG BOTTLE.
ü YOU'RE WHY I BAKE ü
ü A DUNCAN HINES CAKE ü
ü YOU'RE WHY I BAKE ü
ü A DUNCAN HINES CAKE ü
ü YOUR SMILE GIVES ME
THE INSPIRATION ü
ü TO MAKE A SWEET SENSATION ü
YOU DON'T NEED A SPECIAL
OCCASION TO BAKE A CAKE...
AS MOIST
AS A DUNCAN HINES CAKE.
JUST A SPECIAL PERSON.
ü YOU'RE WHY I BAKE ü
ü A DUNCAN HINES CAKE ü
ü YOU'RE WHY I BAKE ü
ü A DUNCAN HINES-- üü
LUKE: ARE YOU STILL COLD?
FELICIA: NO.
I'M REALLY WARM.
LUKE: THAT'S BECAUSE OF ME,
ISN'T IT?
FELICIA: YEAH.
TAMMY: WHY IS THERE A SHOE
HANGING OVER YOUR BAR?
I ALWAYS WANTED TO ASK YOU THAT.
FELICIA: YES!
NOW, ISN'T THAT RIDICULOUS?
IT DOESN'T EVEN GO WITH
THE DECOR AT ALL.
LUKE: NOW, THAT SHOE HAPPENS
TO BE A MEMENTO OF A VERY FAMOUS
STRIPTEASE.
FELICIA'S GOT THE OTHER SHOE.
TAMMY: HONEY, I WOULD HAVE
NEVER FIGURED YOU FOR THE TYPE.
FELICIA: NO -- NO.
I DIDN'T DO IT.
IT WAS LUCY.
NOW, LUCY, SHE'S THE STRIPPER.
LUKE: RIGHT.
LUCY COE.
ONE YEAR AT THE
G.H. NURSES BALL, SHE AUCTIONED
OFF HER CLOTHES.
TAMMY: OH.
SHE WAS GIVING HER ALL
FOR CHARITY, HUH?
LUKE: EXACTLY.
FELICIA: WELL, I BOUGHT ONE
AND THEN HE BOUGHT THE OTHER
SHOE RIGHT OUT FROM
UNDERNEATH ME.
LUKE: SO TO SPEAK.
TAMMY: WELL, WHY DON'T
YOU JUST GIVE HER THE DAMN SHOE?
FELICIA: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
YOU'RE A GENTLEMAN, AREN'T YOU?
LUKE: NO.
APPARENTLY NOT.
WASN'T IT YOU THAT JUST SAID I'M
AN IRRESPONSIBLE PARANOIAC?
WE DRIVE HARD BARGAINS,
WE PARANOIACS.
AND BY THE WAY, I GOT MONEY SAYS
YOU'RE WRONG.
TAMMY: WRONG ABOUT WHAT?
LUKE: ABOUT FELICIA.
I'LL BET SHE DOES A DAMN FINE
STRIPTEASE.
AND THE MINUTE SHE DOES,
THAT SHOE IS HERS.
FELICIA: OK.
LUKE: ALL RIGHT!
FELICIA: MAESTRO, STRIKE UP
THE MUSIC, POR FAVOR.
TAMMY: HONEY, THERE'S
NO POWER IN HERE.
LUKE: THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
I CAN HUM "MOOD INDIGO."
WAIT A MINUTE.
I GOT A BOOM BOX IN THE OFFICE
THAT RUNS BY BATTERIES.
TAMMY: WAIT A SECOND.
NOW, WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY?
IT'S FREEZING IN HERE.
IF FELICIA GOES LA-TE-DA-ING
AROUND TAKING HER CLOTHES OFF,
SHE'S -- SHE'S GOING TO CATCH
THE DEATH OF A COLD.
FELICIA: OH, YEAH.
TAMMY: WHY DON'T YOU JUST
TOSS A COIN OR SOMETHING?
FELICIA: OH, YEAH, I'M GAME.
LUKE: NO.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
I'LL TOSS A COIN.
IF YOU WIN, YOU GET THE SHOE.
FELICIA: MM-HMM.
LUKE: AND IF YOU DON'T WIN,
YOU GOT TO DO A STRIPTEASE
FOR ME SOMETIME WHEN DEATH
BY FREEZING ISN'T IMMINENT.
ALL RIGHT?
FELICIA: OK.
TAMMY: NOW, HONEY, I WANT
YOU TO BE REALLY SURE YOU WANT
THAT SHOE, ALL RIGHT?
FELICIA: OH, YEAH.
I'M VERY SURE WITH THE SHOE.
YOU KNOW, I CAN'T COME HERE
FOR THE MUSIC.
I CAN'T EVEN COME HERE
FOR THE CHEESE FRIES.
I JUST STARE AT THAT SHOE --
JUST BEGGING ME TO TAKE IT HOME
TO MAMA.
LUKE: GOOD NEWS. DONE.
ALL RIGHT.
OK, HEADS OR TAILS?
TAMMY: OH, NO.
HANG ON A SECOND.
UH-UH.
ANYBODY THAT WAS RAISED
IN A YOU-KNOW-WHAT HOUSE KNOWS
HOW TO RIG A COIN TOSS.
FELICIA: AHA!
HA-HA!
LUKE: AHA?
TAMMY: HEADS OR TAILS?
LUKE: TAILS.
ALWAYS.
FELICIA: HEADS, SOMETIMES.
NED: WAY TOO MANY CHAFING
DISHES.
V: AND I'M GOING TO TASTE
EVERY ONE OR DIE TRYING.
WHAT IS THIS?
NED: I'M NOT TELLING.
PROCEED WITH CAUTION.
I WILL GUARANTEE, HOWEVER,
THAT IT'S NOT POISONOUS.
V: ESCARGOT?
NED: IN PUFF PASTRY.
V: LIKE IN MONTE CARLO.
NED: JUST LIKE MONTE CARLO.
V: FOR ME?
BOSS, YOU ORDERED DEEP-FRIED
SNAILS ESPECIALLY FOR ME
FOR VALENTINE'S DAY?
NED: ESCARGOT AND PUFF
PASTRY, YES.
ACTUALLY, I THINK I ORDERED THEM
FOR ME, BUT WATCHING YOU EAT
THEM IS SO MUCH MORE FUN.
V: WELL, IT'S NOT JUST
THE TASTE.
NED: NO?
V: ALTHOUGH, I HAVE TO SAY
THAT AMERICAN SNAILS ARE EVERY
BIT AS DELIGHTFUL AS
THEIR FRENCH COUNTERPARTS.
NED: I'M TOLD THAT WE GROW
EVERYTHING BIGGER.
V: ALTHOUGH, HALF THE REASON
THAT I LOVE THEM -- NO,
NO, MORE THAN HALF, 90% -- IS
BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT SNAILS
HAVE A PURPOSE FOR EXISTING.
I ALWAYS WONDERED ABOUT THAT
GROWING UP.
DIDN'T YOU?
NED: NO.
V: YOU KNOW, NOT THAT THERE'S
MUCH COMPETITION, BUT --
THIS IS THE NICEST THING THAT
ANYONE'S EVER GOT ME
FOR VALENTINE'S DAY.
THANK YOU.
NED: YOU'RE WELCOME.
KATHERINE: WOULD YOU MIND
FAXING THIS FOR ME AS SOON
AS YOUR LINE IS CLEAR?
CONCIERGE: OH, OF COURSE,
MISS BELL.
KATHERINE: THANK YOU.
CONCIERGE: IF YOU WILL JUST
FILL OUT A COVER SHEET.
KATHERINE: CERTAINLY.
ELIZABETH: SO DO YOU THINK
WE CAN ORDER HOT CHOCOLATE
IN PITCHERS?
EMILY: OH, THAT SOUNDS
PERFECT.
LUCKY: YEAH, SO DOES RIBS.
RIBS SOUND VERY GOOD TO ME.
EMILY: THE GRILL DOESN'T HAVE
RIBS.
NIKOLAS: WELL, WE'RE NOT
GOING TO ORDER THEM FROM HERE.
LUCKY: NO.
WE'RE GOING TO ORDER THEM
FROM ELI'S.
NIKOLAS: YEAH.
EMILY: OH. WELL, I DON'T
THINK THAT THEY'LL BE DELIVERING
ON A NIGHT LIKE THIS.
TONIGHT, WHILE YOU WERE OUT,
YOUR KIDS WERE IN
THE TRUSTED CARE
OF BETTY THE BABYSITTER.
YOU KNOW THEY ATE WELL
BECAUSE BETTY MADE
NEW SWANSON BONELESS
FRIED CHICKEN DINNERS.
YOUR KIDS ATE
THE BROWNIES FIRST.
THEY DEVOURED
THE TENDER ALL WHITE MEAT
IN THE CRISPY COATING
WITH LESS THAN PERFECT
TABLE MANNERS,
AND THEY FINISHED
THEIR MASHED POTATOES
WITH THEIR FINGERS.
OH, LIKE WHEN
YOU WERE A KID,
YOU DIDN'T EAT
A SWANSON DINNER
THE SAME WAY
WITH JOAN THE BABYSITTER.
A COLD MEDICINE...
CAN'T WORK IF YOUR CHILD
WON'T TAKE IT.
AND THEY'RE OFF !
TAKING A QUICK LEAD,
TIMMY ROUNDS THE FIRST CORNER !
DOWN THE BANISTER !
MOM FALLS TWO LENGTHS
BEHIND.
OOPS ! TIMMY TRIPS !
LOOKS LIKE MOM
IS CLOSING IN,
BUT NO !
TIMMY CLEARS THE HURDLE !
DOWN THE STRETCH,
TIMMY BOLTS FOR THE DOOR !
BUT WAIT ! MOM WAVES
THE DIMETAPP ELIXIR !
KIDS'LL LOVE THAT BIG GRAPE
DIMETAPP TASTE.
PEDIATRICIANS
LIKE THE WAY IT WORKS.
IT'S THEIR #1 CHOICE.
WHOA ! GRAPE !
FOLKS,
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EMILY: WE ARE BACK SAFE
AND SOUND, THANK YOU.
KATHERINE: LOOKS LIKE YOU-ALL
HAD QUITE AN ADVENTURE.
THANK YOU.
ENJOY YOUR EVENING, EMILY.
EMILY: EXCUSE ME.
CAN I GET THE KEYS FOR MY ROOM?
CONCIERGE: CERTAINLY.
EMILY: THANK YOU.
SO, YOU NEED TO TELL THIS PERSON
RIGHT HERE THAT HE CANNOT GO GET
RIBS.
LUCKY: COME ON, MAN.
NIKOLAS: YOU'LL EAT FILET
MIGNON AND YOU'LL LIKE IT.
LUCKY: OH, YEAH?
NIKOLAS: YEAH.
LUCKY: YEAH?
YOU THINK SO?
NIKOLAS: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
LUCKY: HUH?
NIKOLAS: COME ON, RIGHT HERE.
EMILY: HEY, NOW.
LUCKY: DON'T WORRY.
I WON'T PUSH HIM DOWN THE STAIRS
AGAIN.
FELICIA: OH, LOOK.
I'M CINDERELLA.
TAMMY: YOU ARE, BABY.
YOU ARE.
FELICIA: WAIT, YOU'RE
CINDERELLA.
TAMMY: I AM.
I'M CINDERELLA.
THAT WOULD BE ME.
LUKE: DON'T GIVE YOUR RIGHT
NAME, CINDERELLA.
BUBBA'S HERE.
MAC: DID YOU KNOW YOU JUST
LEFT A RENTAL CAR IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE INTERSECTION?
FELICIA: WELL, HELLO.
IT'S MY BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL
PRINCE.
MAC: YOU'RE DRUNK,
AREN'T YOU?
FELICIA: NO.
I GOT MY SHOE BACK.
TAMMY: AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN
HAVE TO STRIP FOR IT.
MAC: COME HERE, YOU.
COME ON.
NICE AND EASY.
THAT A GIRL.
OK.
GO TAKE CARE OF YOUR OTHER
SHOE, OK?
FELICIA: I'LL TAKE CARE
OF IT.
MAC: THAT'S A GIRL.
[FELICIA GIGGLES]
MAC: DO YOU NEED A RIDE HOME?
I'M SURE OFC. MURRAY WOULD BE
HAPPY TO SUPPLY ONE.
TAMMY: YES, I DO
BECAUSE I HAVE TO WORK
IN THE MORNING.
MAY I TAKE YOUR ARM, OFFICER?
OFC. MURRAY: YEAH.
I THINK WILL BE OK.
YOU'LL HAVE TO GIVE IT BACK,
THOUGH.
I'LL NEED IT AGAIN LATER.
TAMMY: OH, YOU'RE SO FRESH.
FELICIA: LOOK, LUKE,
I'M LOPSIDED.
LUKE: LOVELY.
MAC: ISN'T THAT SOMETHING.
THERE YOU GO.
FELICIA: OOH.
MAC: PUT THAT ON
YOUR SHOULDER.
FELICIA: OH.
OOH.
MAC: OVER.
FELICIA: YAH, YAH.
MAC: OK.
ALL SET?
READY TO GO.
OH --
FELICIA: WOO-HOO!
MAC: I'LL TAKE THOSE,
THANK YOU.
LUKE: YEP, YEP.
FELICIA: HEY --
MAC: OH, AND ONE MORE THING.
FELICIA: ONE MORE THING?
MAC: DON'T GET MY WIFE DRUNK
UNLESS I'M HERE TO ENJOY IT, OK?
FELICIA: OH, OH.
LUKE: AYE-AYE, BUBBA.
FELICIA: AYE-AYE.
ALEXIS: AN ICE PACK?
NED: MM-HMM.
ALEXIS: ISN'T THAT A LITTLE
REDUNDANT?
ISN'T IT A LITTLE LATE FOR THIS?
NED: WOULD YOU JUST CLAM UP
AND BE A GOOD PATIENT?
ALEXIS: I DON'T WANT TO BE
A GOOD PATIENT.
I WANT TO BE A NICE VALENTINE.
NED: LET ME SEE THOSE LIPS.
V: SEE WHAT NED GOT ME
FOR VALENTINE'S DAY?
JAX: THAT'S NICE.
V: YEAH.
JOHNNY: MR. CORINTHOS?
SONNY: KEEP MISS BENSON HERE
FOR THREE HOURS, AND THETAKE
HER -- TAKE HER WHEREVER
SHE WANTS TO GO.
JOHNNY: YOU GOT IT.
CARLY: JASON KNOWS ME, SONNY.
HE CARES ABOUT ME AND HE IS NOT
GOING TO BELIEVE YOU!
SONNY: RIGHT.
CARLY: HE IS NOT GOING
TO BELIEVE YOU!
OH, GOD.
PLEASE, JASON, DON'T BELIEVE
HIM.
PLEASE DON'T BELIEVE HIM, JASON.
PLEASE --
>> STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM
THE NEXT "GENERAL HOSPITAL."
HERSHEY'S TASTETATIONS.
WHEN HERSHEY
MAKES A HARD CANDY,
IT'S HARD TO RESIST.
HERSHEY'S TASTETATIONS.
MY MOMMY SAYS I HAVE A SINUS.
AND I CAN'T BREATHE.
MY ALLERGIES MAKE ME...
AH-CHOO!
[COUGH COUGH]
THIS COLD'S NOT SO HOT.
NO MATTER WHAT'S WRONG,
CHILDREN'S TYLENOL WILL HELP
MAKE IT ALL RIGHT.
4 DISTINCTLY DIFFERENT
FORMULAS--
SINUS, ALLERGY, COLD, AND FLU.
EACH WITH THE TRUSTED RELIEF
YOU'D EXPECT
FROM THE MAKERS
OF CHILDREN'S TYLENOL.
SINUS, ALLERGY, COLD, AND FLU.
...TO HELP YOUR KIDS
FEEL BETTER.
ü AH, AH, AH, SPRING
THE FRESHEST TIME OF YEAR ü
ü MR. CLEAN'S GOT THE SECRET
TO BRING IT ALL IN HERE ü
ü MR. CLEAN ü
ü HE MAKES IT EASY
ON ME ü
ü FEELS LIKE SPRING ü
ü AS FRESH AS IT CAN BE
MR. CLEAN ü
[ Announcer ]
BRING ALL THE FRESHNESS
OF SPRING INTO YOUR HOME...
WITH NEW MR. CLEAN
SPRINGTIME FRESH SCENT.
ü MR. CLEAN üü

YOU WANT INCREDIBLE COLOR...THAT'S INCREDIBLY GENTLE.
IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLE.
IT'S HYDRIENCE.
ITS UNIQUE WATER-BASED
COLOR CREME
HYDRATES YOUR HAIR.
IT'S THE GENTLE, PERMANENT WAY
TO COLOR.
CLAIROL HYDRIENCE.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
KIDS WHO HAVE MENTORS
DO BETTER IN SCHOOL.
IT'S TRUE. THEY'RE LESS LIKELY
TO START A FIGHT
OR USE DRUGS OR DRINK.
HERE'S THE POINT --
MENTORS REALLY MATTER
TO KIDS IN NEED.
WILL YOU HELP?
MAKE THIS YOUR NEXT CALL.
CHILDREN FIRST.
TONY: I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT
THE THEFT OF AN AUTO.
JERRY: YOU MUST HAVE BEEN
STUCK HERE ALL NIGHT.
AMY: DO YOU STILL HAVE
FEELINGS FOR STEFAN?
JASON: WHAT HAPPENED
WITH CARLY?

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