General Hospital Transcript Monday 2/15/99

Provided by Laura

KATHERINE: I WASN'T SURE
YOU'D COME.
NIKOLAS: I'M NOT SURE
I SHOULD STAY.
ALEXIS: I WANT TO SEE
IF THERE'S ANYTHING WE CAN DO
TO STOP THIS THING BEFORE IT'S
TOO LATE.
A.J.: YOU'RE SAFE HERE.
CARLY: YEAH.

BOBBIE: THAT'S IT?
TAMMY: WHAT'D I TELL YOU?
FELICIA: WHAT'S IT?
BOBBIE: THAT'S THE SECRET
OF RUBY'S CHILI -- IT'S A DAB
OF PEANUT BUTTER.
TAMMY: IT'S NOT THAT WEIRD,
REALLY.
YOU KNOW, CHILI'S MOSTLY BEANS.
PEANUTS ARE A KIND OF A BEAN.
THAT'S THE WAY MY FRIEND DOREEN
EXPLAINED IT.
SHE'S FROM THE SOUTH, SO WHO WAS
I TO ARGUE?
BOBBIE: WELL, SO WAS MY AUNT,
AND WHENEVER I ASKED
HER FOR A RECIPE, IT WOULD
ALMOST ALWAYS FLOP.
FELICIA: AND I'M A WITNESS.
BOBBIE: AND SHE WOULD SAY,
"OH, HONEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT
IT, YOU KNOW.
IT JUST TAKES PRACTICE."
BUT THAT'S IT.
I KNOW SHE WAS LEAVING THINGS
OUT ON PURPOSE.
FELICICICICICICICICICICICICICICICICICICICICICICICICICICICICICICIA:
SO, THE TWO OF YOU HAVE MET?
TAMMY: WELL --
BOBBIE: NO.
ACTUALLY, SHE JUST TOOK PITY
ON ME.
FELICIA: OH, WELL, LET ME
HAVE THE HONOR OF INTRODUCING
TWO VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE.
BOBBIE SPENCER, MY VERY DEAR
FRIEND, TAMMY --
TAMMY: CARSON.
FELICIA: CARSON.
SHE'S BEEN HELPING ME
WITH THE BOOK.
BOBBIE: OH, WELL,
THAT'S GREAT.
IT'S VERY NICE TO MEET YOU,
TAMMY.
TAMMY: SAME HERE.
MY PLEASURE.
FELICIA: THE TWO OF YOU HAVE
LUKE IN COMMON.
TAMMY: LUKE SPENCER?
I KNOW LUKE.
BOBBIE: OH, YOU DO?
WELL, HE'S MY BROTHER.
TAMMY: OH.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOUR COFFEE BEARS NO RESEMBLANCE
TO HIS.
THANK GOD.
YOU KNOW, WE BETTER GET TO WORK.
I BET YOU AND MAC MUST HAVE SOME
BIG VALENTINE'S DAY PLANS.
FELICIA: NO, WE'RE GOING
TO STAY HOME.
THEY SAY THERE'S A MONSTER
OF A STORM ON THE WAY.
TAMMY: YOU KNOW, I HEARD.
YOU SHOULD REALLY THINK ABOUT
CLOSING UP EARLY.
BOBBIE: OH, I AM.
ACTUALLY, MY BOYFRIEND,
JERRY, INSISTED.
FELICIA: DO YOU HAVE TO BE
ANYPLACE?
TAMMY: NO.
ACTUALLY, VALENTINE'S DAY IS
THE SLOWEST NIGHT OF THE YEAR
FOR ME.
KATHERINE: ARE YOU COMING IN?
NIKOLAS: NO.
I DON'T KNOW.
KATHERINE: WHY DON'T YOU SAY
WHATEVER IT IS YOU CAME
TO TELL ME.
NIKOLAS: THIS IS WRONG.
KATHERINE: OH, THAT'S ALL.
NIKOLAS: YOU WERE ALMOST
MY STEPMOTHER.
KATHERINE: WAS I?
NIKOLAS: WELL, YOU SLEPT
WITH MY FATHER, AND YOU STAYED
WITH US IN OUR GUEST HOUSE.
KATHERINE: DO WE NEED TO DO
THIS RIGHT IN THE HALL WHERE
EVERYONE CAN HEAR AND SEE US?
THANK YOU.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE -- YOU WERE
MORALIZING, I BELIEVE.
NIKOLAS: OH, OK, THAT'S IT.
GO AHEAD, RIDICULE ME.
KATHERINE: WELL,
EVERYTHING YOU'RE SAYING IS
TRUE.
AND IT WAS ALWAYS TRUE WHEN
WE BEGAN.
NIKOLAS: BUT NOW I KNOW.
KATHERINE: GO HOME, THEN.
NIKOLAS: IT DOESN'T MAKE
A DIFFERENCE TO YOU THAT I AM
YOUR EX-FIANCE'S SON?
KATHERINE: I DON'T HAPPEN
TO BELIEVE THAT I WAS EVER
OF ANY REAL IMPORTANCE
TO STEFAN.
BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU'RE
ASKING, I REALIZE.
I GUESS MY ANSWER IS THAT WHAT'S
IMPORTANT TO ME RIGHT NOW IS
WHAT WE ARE TO EACH OTHER,
NOT WHAT WE ARE TO ANYONE
OUTSIDE THIS ROOM.
BUT YOU ARE DETERMINED TO FIND
SOME KIND OF RULE AND LAW
AGAINST US.
IT'S EASIER THAN SORTING OUT HOW
YOU REALLY FEEL.
NIKOLAS: HMM.
HOW I REALLY FEEL.
KATHERINE, BEFORE WE EVER MADE
LOVE, I USED TO LOVE YOU.
AND YOU CAN CALL IT A CRUSH,
YOU CAN CALL IT WHATEVER
YOU WANT.
NOW I DON'T EVEN TRUST YOU.
ELIZABETH: WELL?
LUCKY: YOU LOOK --
ELIZABETH: NOT ME.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF
MY SURPRISE?
I GUESS IT DOESN'T LOOK TOO MUCH
LIKE A SCHOOL GYM OR EVEN
A VALENTINE'S DAY DANCE.
LUCKY: NO, THAT'S JUST WHAT
IT LOOKS LIKE.
BUT --
ELIZABETH: WHY?
I GUESS LAST YEAR I DIDN'T HAVE
THE GUTS TO COME STRAIGHT OUT
AND ASK YOU TO THE DANCE.
SO YOU ENDED UP GOING
WITH SARAH.
AND THEN I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH
GUTS TO SHOW UP BY MYSELF
AND SEE IF YOU WOULD DANCE
WITH ME ANYWAY.
AND, WELL, SINCE THEN,
I'VE FOUND OUT I'M A LOT BRAVER
THAN I THOUGHT I WAS.
AND THERE'S ONE PERSON
IN THE WORLD I DON'T HAVE TO BE
AFRAID OF MAKING A FOOL
OF MYSELF OF WITH.
[MUSIC PLAYS]
ELIZABETH: WILL YOU DANCE
WITH ME?
SINGER: ü CAN THIS BE TRUE?
TELL ME, CAN THIS BE REAL?
HOW CAN I PUT INTO WORDS
WHAT I FEEL?
MY LIFE WAS COMPLETE
I THOUGHT I WAS WHOLE
WHY DO I FEEL
LIKE I'M LOOSING CONTROL?
I NEVER THOUGHT THAT
LOVE COULD FEEL LIKE THIS
THEN YOU CHANGED MY WORLD
WITH JUST ONE KISS
HOW CAN IT BE
THAT RIGHT HERE WITH ME
THERE'S AN ANGEL?
IT'S A MIRACLE ü
SINGERS: ü YOUR LOVE
IS LIKE A RIVER
PEACEFUL AND DEEP
YOUR SOUL IS LIKE A SECRET
THAT NEVER COULD KEEP
WHEN I LOOK INTO YOUR EYES
I KNOW THAT IT'S TRUE
GOD MUST HAVE SPENT
A LITTLE MORE TIME ON YOU ü
STEFAN: IT'S NOT TOO LATE?
ALEXIS: THE FEW STEPS THAT
HAVE BEEN TAKEN WE CAN STEER
IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION,
IF YOU'D CARE TO HEAR ME OUT.
STEFAN: YES, EXPLAIN
YOURSELF, ALEXIS.
ALEXIS: PLEASE.
OK.
NOW, CASSADINE TRADITION
AND INHERITANCE LAW MAY HAVE
BEEN CONGRUENT AT ONE POINT
IN HISTORY, BUT THAT'S NOT
THE CASE ANYMORE.
NOW, IF WE WERE TO ARGUE THIS
CASE IN COURT OR DEFEND IT,
THE TITLE AND ALL THAT GOES
WITH IT, WE WOULD MEET
WITH A LOT OF BLANK STARES.
HOWEVER, AS IT STANDS,
ALL THAT'S REQUIRED FOR NIKOLAS
TO MAINTAIN THE GREATER PORTION
OF THE ESTATE IS TO ARGUE THAT
AS MIKOS CASSADINE'S SOLE
GRANDCHILD, HE'S ENTITLED
TO THE BULK OF HIS GRANDFATHER'S
ESTATE.
NOW, ANY JUDGE CAN ENDORSE THAT,
PROVIDED THAT MIKOS CASSADINE'S
LIVING CHILDREN, YOU AND I,
MAKE THAT ARGUMENT TOGETHER.
STEFAN: REALLY?
AND YOU'VE DECIDED YOU WOULD
CONSIDER DOING THIS IN EXCHANGE
FOR WHAT?
ALEXIS: A REAL SHARING
OF POWER BETWEEN US,
LEGALLY AND IN FACT.
YOU AND I WOULD MANAGE CASSADINE
HOLDINGS WHILE NIKOLAS FINISHES
SCHOOL.
AND THEN AS SOON AS NIKOLAS IS
FINISHED, ALL THREE OF US WOULD
MANAGE CASSADINE INDUSTRIES
JOINTLY.
TOGETHER.
I DON'T EXPECT AN ANSWER RIGHT
NOW, BUT I'M SURE THAT YOU WILL
SEE THAT I HAVE GIVEN EACH OF US
CAREFUL, CAREFUL CONSIDERATION.
STEFAN: AS HAVE I.
AND YOU ARE VERY MUCH DELUDED
IF YOU THINK A JUDGE'S GAVEL CAN
MAKE US A HAPPY FAMILY.
I CAN NEVER AGAIN CONSIDER
YOU MY SISTER.
YOU ARE MY ENEMY.
CARLY: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
SONNY: WHAT'S THE MATTER,
CUPCAKE?
CARLY: HOW THE HELL DID
YOU GET IN HERE, SONNY?
GET OUT.
SONNY: DID YOU REALLY THINK
YOU COULD PULL THIS OFF
WITHOUT ME HEARING ABOUT IT?
CARLY: YOU DON'T WANT ME
TO HAVE TO RAISE MY VOICE NOW.
YOU DON'T WANT THE QUARTERMAINES
TO BE AT THIS DOOR.
SONNY: BRING THEM ON.
MONICA'S NO FOOL.
NEITHER IS MRS. Q.
I'D CONSIDER IT A PLEASURE
TO WISE THEM UP TO THE SCAM
YOU'RE RUNNING.
OH...
OOH.
WOMEN LOVE
SHAMPOOING
WITH CLAIROL'S
HERBAL ESSENCES.
( moaning... )
REVELING IN ITS
ALL NATURAL BOTANICALS.
( moaning... )
LUXURIATING IN THE ORGANIC HERBS
AND PURE MOUNTAIN WATER.
AND THE ECSTASY
OF WHAT IT DOES
TO THEIR HAIR.
YES, YES... YES!
BUT WE'D ALSO LIKE
TO REMIND YOU
OOH...
YES!
MEN LIKE IT, TOO.
HERBAL ESSENCES.
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IF ONLY SNACKING WEREN'T
JUST ABOUT TREATING YOURSELF,
BUT ABOUT TREATING
YOURSELF WELL.
IN THIS SPIRIT,
SNACKWELL'S BRINGS YOU
MINT CREME
COOKIES,
INCREDIBLY LUSCIOUS--
YET AMAZINGLY, REDUCED IN FAT.
TIMES CHANGE.
WE CHANGE.
BUT FOR OVER 30 YEARS,
WOMEN HAVE MADE DOVE
THE NUMBER ONE BEAUTY BAR.
DOVE HAS 1/4
MOISTURIZING LOTION...
TO LEAVE SKIN SOFTER
THAN SOAP EVER COULD.
HEY, PARKAY,
WHAT'S THE WORD ?
BETTER.
- BETTER ? AREN'T YOU
SUPPOSED TO SAY, "BUTTER" ?
- BETTER.
BUTTER.
BETTER.
LOOK AT HOW YOU MELT.
JUST LIKE BUTTER.
MMM. YOU REALLY DO
TASTE BETTER.
BUTTER !
THE FLAVOR
SAYS--
BUTTER.
CARLY: HOW THE HELL DID
YOU GET IN HERE?
SONNY: I FIGURE I GOT AS MUCH
RIGHT AS YOU DO.
CARLY: WHERE'S JASON, SONNY?
HE GAVE YOU A KEY?
IS HE BACK?
HELLO?
IS JASON BACK?
SONNY: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
TO WISH FOR, DO YOU,
LITTLE GIRL?
CARLY: I NEED TO SEE HIM,
SONNY.
SONNY: YOU KNOW, WHEN JASON
SAID YOU DO STUPID THINGS,
HE WAS TAKING HIS TANT
FOR UNDERSTATEMENT TO NEW
HEIGHTS.
IF HE WERE BACK, WHAT WOULD
HE WANT WITH YOU?
CARLY: BECAUSE HE KNOWS ME.
HE'LL KNOW THAT THIS IS NOT WHAT
IT LOOKS LIKE.
SONNY: AND IF THE COPS PICK
HIM UP AND BREAK HIS ARMS --
BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT'S WHAT
THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO
TO GET MICHAEL AWAY FROM HIM --
HOW LONG DO YOU THINK YOU'LL
LAST IN THIS BAD ROMANCE NOVEL
BEDROOM ANYWAY?
HOW LONG DO YOU THINK IT WOULD
TAKE EDWARD TO FIND A WAY TO GET
YOU ARRESTED OR HOSPITALIZED
ONCE THAT KID IS UNDER HIS ROOF?
CARLY: NO, NO, NO.
MICHAEL IS MY SON, OK?
THEY CAN GANG UP ON JASON,
BUT THEY CAN'T TAKE MY SON
FROM ME.
SONNY: WAIT A MINUTE?
YOU'RE FORGETTING HE'S ALREADY
BEEN TAKEN FROM YOU.
ABDUCTED BY A DANGEROUS,
VIOLENT CRIMINAL.
CARLY: YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING
TO YOU BECAUSE I DON'T CARE WHAT
YOU THINK ABOUT ME.
WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD AND TELL
THE QUARTERMAINES WHATEVER
THE HELL YOU WANT, OK,
BECAUSE NO ONE IS GOING
TO BELIEVE YOU.
SONNY: NO ONE?
CARLY: NO.
SONNY: NO ONE'S GOING
TO BELIEVE ME?
SO, WHAT, JASON'S PROBABLY GOING
TO THINK, OH, MAYBE I'M THE ONE
WHO KIDNAPPED MICHAEL?
HAS IT EVER OCCURRED TO YOU,
YOU MAY HAVE KISSED YOUR KID
FOR THE LAST TIME?
WHEN JASON FINDS OUT WHAT
YOU PULLED --
CARLY: THEN HE DOESN'T KNOW.
SONNY: WHEN HE DOES FIND OUT,
YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN
TO YOU?
HUH?
CARLY: JASON WOULDN'T DO THAT
TO ME.
HE WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO ME.
SONNY: HE WOULDN'T DO THAT
TO YOU?
CARLY: NO.
SONNY: HE WOULDN'T DO THAT
TO YOU?
CARLY: NO.
SONNY: HERE'S MY ADVICE --
KILL THE CROCODILE TEARS
AND SHUT YOUR TRAP AS OF NOW.
THAT WAY YOU WON'T MAKE THINGS
WORSE FOR YOURSELF.
SO WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER
AND YOU'RE LOOKING AROUND
FOR A NEW MEAL TICKET, THERE MAY
BE A STREET PIMP SOMEWHERE WHO
HASN'T BEEN WARNED NOT TO TOUCH
YOU WITH A 10-FOOT POLE.
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS ROOM NEEDS?
CARLY: WHAT?
SONNY: DISINFECTANT.
TAMMY: AND THIS I DO WHAT
WITH?
FELICIA: IT'S A RELEASE.
I HAVE TO GET ONE SIGNED
BY ANYBODY I WORK REALLY CLOSELY
WITH OR I BASE A CHARACTER ON,
WHICH IS YOU.
I GUESS IT'S BASICALLY
TO PREVENT YOU FROM SUING ME
OR MY PUBLISHER.
AND I'M SURE YOU COULD
IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO.
ALAN: YOUNG LADY, CAN YOU USE
AN AGENT?
FELICIA: HEY.
ALAN: HEY.
TAMMY: YOU DIDN'T USE MY NAME
IN THE BOOK, RIGHT?
FELICIA: WELL, NO.
NO, I DIDN'T.
BUT ANYBODY WHO KNOWS YOU WILL
READ IT, AND THEY'LL SEE
THE SIMILARITIES.
TAMMY: YOU DIDN'T WRITE
ANYTHING BAD ABOUT ME, DID YOU?
FELICIA: NO.
BOBBIE: ALAN, HI.
ALAN: HEY.
BOBBIE: WHAT CAN I GET YOU?
LIMITED MENU AND WE'RE CLOSING
EARLY.
ALAN: ALL RIGHT, GOOD WOMAN,
WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND?
BOBBIE: WELL, THE CHILI IS
GETTING GREAT REVIEWS.
I CALLED IN A SPECIAL CHILI
CONSULTANT.
FELICIA: TAMMY TO THE RESCUE
HERE.
ALAN: YOU CAN COOK, TOO?
TAMMY: WHO DO YOU THINK HAS
BEEN FEEDING ME ALL THESE YEARS?
ALAN: THAT'S PERFECT.
THAT IS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT.
YOU NEED A MANAGER HERE, RIGHT?
FELICIA: THAT IS.
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
TAMMY, YOU COULD DO THAT.
ALAN: YOU COULD DO THAT.
IT'S THE PERFECT JOB.
TAMMY: EXCUSE ME.
STOP RIGHT THERE.
OK?
THANK YOU.
STEFAN: I SHOULD HAVE
EXPECTED THIS.
ALEXIS: WHAT, THAT I'D BE
THE ONE TO SWALLOW MY PRIDE
AND BREAK THE IMPASSE?
STEFAN: TIME AND TIME AGAIN,
AMIDST DECLARATIONS OF LOYALTY,
YOU COMMIT SOME DESPICABLE ACT.
YOUR COMPLETE INDIFFERENCE
TO MY SON'S LIFE COULD NEVER BE
JUSTIFIED OR EXCUSED.
ALEXIS: HOW DARE YOU.
I LOVE NIKOLAS.
HE KNOWS THAT, AND SO DO YOU.
STEFAN: YOU DELIBERATELY,
FOR NO MORE EXALTED REASON THAN
GREED, EXPOSED HIM TO
THE THREATS OF ASSASSINATION
FROM MY MOTHER.
ALEXIS: YOUR MOTHER WOULD
HAVE FOUND OUT ABOUT IT SOONER
OR LATER.
IN FACT, IT TURNS OUT
SHE PROBABLY ALREADY KNEW
ABOUT IT.
NO, YOUR INSISTENCE ON SILENCING
ME WAS SO YOU COULD GO ABOUT
REDISTRIBUTING ALL THE FAMILY
WEALTH AND ROBBING ME.
STEFAN: OH, YOU ARE
THOROUGHLY LUKE SPENCER'S PUPPET
NOW, AREN'T YOU?
ALEXIS: WHAT IRKS YOU IS THAT
I'M NO LONGER YOURS.
AND I'M GOING TO LET
YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET -- SAD
THOUGH IT MAY BE --
YOU'RE NOT ALONE BECAUSE I MOURN
THIS RELATIONSHIP, TOO.
THERE IS A PART OF ME THAT WANTS
TO THROW MYSELF AT YOUR FEET
AND TAKE IT ALL BACK.
TO ME, YOU ARE MOTHER AND FATHER
AND SISTER AND BROTHER AND ALL
I EVER NEEDED TO KNOW OF FAMILY,
AND NOW THAT'S GONE.
MAYBE IT WAS NEVER REAL
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
YOU CAN'T HAVE UNDERSTOOD ME
VERY WELL OR EVEN TRIED
IF YOU THOUGHT THAT I HAD
SO LITTLE REGARD FOR NIKOLAS'
LIFE.
STEFAN: OH, POOR,
MISUNDERSTOOD ALEXIS.
AND HOW MUCH DID YOU HAVE
FOR KATHERINE'S LIFE THE NIGHT
SHE FELL FROM THE PARAPET?
ONE OF US MAY BE DELUDED ABOUT
YOUR CHARACTER, ALEXIS, BUT IT
IS NOT I.
[ Sneezes, Sighs ]
[ Sneezes, Moans ]
[ Announcer ]
FIRST THE BAD NEWS: THAT RED
NOSE YOUR COLD'S GIVING YOU ?
YOUR TISSUE MAY BE
MAKING IT WORSE.
BLOW AFTER BLOW,
A TISSUE CAN IRRITATE
YOUR ALREADY VULNERABLE SKIN.
THE GOOD NEWS ?
NEW PUFFS PLUS.
IT SOOTHES BETTER THAN
THAT OTHER NATIONAL BRAND...
BECAUSE IT HAS LOTION
WITH ALOE AND VITAMIN E.
GET THE MOST SOOTHING
PUFFS EVER, NEW PUFFS PLUS.
MAYBE THERE ARE WORSE THINGS,
BUT WHEN YOU GET
A YEAST INFECTION,
YOU CAN'T THINK OF ANY
TILL YOU SEE HOW MUCH IT COSTS
TO CURE IT.
SO, I RELY ON MYCELEX-3.
WORKS JUST AS WELL AS MONISTAT,
BUT COSTS LESS.
MY CHOICE,
MY CURE IS MYCELEX.
INTRODUCING HERSHEY'S BITES.
[ROAR]
NO--LITTLE BITES.
[MEW]
IN 4 OF YOUR FAVORITE FLAVORS.
NEW HERSHEY'S BITES.
FOR BIG TASTE,
HAVE A LITTLE BITE.
OOOHH! SINUS PAIN.
SO MUCH PRESSURE,
I JUST CAN'T FOCUS.
MOM, WHAT'S 13 INTO 260?
KEVIN...JUST GIVE
ME A MINUTE.
MOM, ARE YOU OKAY?
NOW CLEAR THE SINUS PAIN
WITH TAVIST SINUS GELCAPS.
IT'S NEW.
IT GOES BEYOND PAIN RELIEVERS
LIKE EXTRA-STRENGTH TYLENOL,
TO NOT ONLY RELIEVE PAIN,
BUT UNCLOG THE CONGESTION
THAT MAY CAUSE THE SINUS PAIN.
SO YOU'RE CLEAR-HEADED AGAIN.
CAN YOU SAY THAT AGAIN?
YOU WENT TOO FAST.
WHY SUFFER SINUS PAIN?
BE CLEAR-HEADED,
CLEAR THROUGH YOUR DAY
WITH NEW
TAVIST SINUS GELCAPS.
ALEXIS: YOU WERE THE SAME
AS A BOY.
YOU LOVED TO IMPRESS ME,
IMPRESS US ALL WITH
YOUR OMNISCIENCE.
YOU ULDN'T CHANGE YOUR LOT
IN LIFE, SO YOU'VE SETTLED
FOR KNOWING EVERYTHING THERE WAS
TO KNOW ABOUT EVERYBODY.
DO YOU KNOW THAT IS THE SECOND
TIME THAT YOU HAVE TAUNTED ME
ABOUT THAT NIGHT?
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
YOU WANT -- YOU WANT CONTRITION?
YOU WANT SHOCK?
YOU WANT DENIAL?
BECAUSE IF YOU KNOW WHAT
HAPPENED THAT NIGHT, YOU KNOW
THAT I DIDN'T INTEND HER ANY
HARM.
STEFAN: OH, WELL,
THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING.
AND HOW GENEROUS OF
YOU TO DEFEND ME WHEN I WAS
CHARGED WITH HER MURDER.
DO YOU NOT HEAR HOW SELF-SERVING
YOUR EVERY WORD IS?
IT COULD HAVE BEEN NIKOLAS WHO
FELL THAT NIGHT OR ANY ONE
OF MY GUESTS.
ALEXIS: POINTLESS --
STEFAN: YOU KNOW,
IT'S NO WONDER THAT KATHERINE
HATES EVERYTHING TO DO
WITH THE CASSADINE NAME.
YOU ANYOUR CARELESSNESS HAVE
UNLEASHED HER ON US LIKE
A PLAGUE.
ALEXIS: YOU HYPOCRITE.
WHAT UNLEASHED HER ON US WAS
YOUR BENIGHTED AFFAIR BEGUN
WITH A BULLET.
NOW, WHY IS MY CRIME ANY WORSE
THAN YOURS?
STEFAN: IF YOU WANTED
MY MOTHER DEAD, WHY DIDN'T
YOU COME TO ME?
ALEXIS: YOU BANISHED ME
FROM THE FAMILY.
STEFAN: I COULD NOT HAVE
ASSISTED, BUT I MIGHT NOT HAVE
OPPOSED YOU, EITHER.
ALEXIS: THE DISTINCTIONS
YOU DRAW -- WHICH IS WHY
YOU ALWAYS NEEDED ME.
I MEAN, YOU'LL ARRANGE
FOR THE EXPLOSIVES.
YOU'LL EVEN SET THE CHARGE.
BUT LIGHT THE MATCH -- WHY,
THAT'S A JOB FOR ALEXIS.
STEFAN: THAT IS RIDICULOUS --
PATHETIC, REALLY.
IT'S SO TYPICAL OF YOU
TO IMAGINE YOU HAD NO OTHER
RECOURSE BUT TO MURDER HELENA
OUTRIGHT.
YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT
IS TO BE TORMENTED BY THAT
WOMAN?
WHY COULDN'T YOU DO AS I HAVE
DONE AND FASHION A LIFE THAT
MAKES HER IRRELEVANT?
ALEXIS: WHY?
WHY DIDN'T I STEAL THE CASSADINE
FORTUNE?
WHY DIDN'T I INSTALL MY OWN
CHILD AS THE CASSADINE PRINCE
AND CLOAK MYSELF IN THE POWER
OF HIS TITLE?
BECAUSE YOU TOOK IT ALL
WITH YOU WHEN YOU LEFT ME NAKED
AND DIDN'T GIVE A DAMN
IF SHE SLIT MY THROAT
IN THE NIGHT.
LET ME REMIND YOU OF THE FACTS
HERE.
I WAS TAKEN FROM MY MOTHER
AT THE AGE OF 5, WHO WAS
BRUTALLY MURDERED VIRTUALLY
IN FRONT OF MY EYES.
IT SEEMS, THOUGH, MERCIFULLY,
THAT MEMORY HAS BEEN ERASED.
I WAS RAISED AS A CHARITABLE
OBLIGATION BY A WOMAN WHO WISHED
ME DEAD AND BY A MAN WHO FELT
THE ONLY WAY HE COULD KEEP ME
ALIVE WAS TO REFUSE TO CLAIM ME
AS HIS OWN DAUGHTER.
I WAS KEPT IN IGNORANCE
OF MY BIRTHRIGHT, WHICH WAS
GIVEN TO ONE SON AND THEN
TO ANOTHER WHO, IN IGNORANCE,
I LOVED AND I SERVED.
WHEN HELENA FOUND OUT THAT
I KNEW ABOUT HER SECRET,
SHE GAVE ME TWO CHOICES --
SHE GAVE ME OBEDIENCE OR DEATH.
NOW THAT I'VE COME INTO
KNOWLEDGE OF YOUR SECRET,
WHAT ARE MY CHOICES?
OBEDIENCE OR WHAT?
STEFAN: YOU COMPARE ME
TO HELENA?
SHALL I FIND MYSELF LURED
TO A ROOFTOP LATE AT NIGHT?
OH, PLEASE.
YOU HAVE THE TEMERITY TO LOOK
SHOCKED AFTER WHAT YOU'VE
ALREADY DONE TO NIKOLAS?
THE JEOPARDY YOU'VE EXPOSED HIM
TO?
YOU KNOW, YOU ARE MORE DANGEROUS
THAN HELENA IN YOUR OWN WAY.
YOU HAVE NO SELF-CONTROL.
YOU ARE THE SLAVE OF EVERY
CHILDISH IMPULSE, EVERY
NARCISSISTIC EMOTION,
EVERY VENGEFUL SUGGESTION LUKE
SPENCER WHISPERS IN YOUR EAR!
AND WHEN CALLED TO ACCOUNT,
YOU FLEE TO THE ULTIMATE REFUGE
OF THE WEAK BY BLAMING EVERYONE
ELSE FOR WHAT YOU YOURSELF HAVE
WROUGHT.
AT LEAST HELENA SPARES US
THE SPECTACLE OF HER REGRET.
ALEXIS: HELENA DOESN'T FEEL
REGRET.
SHE FEELS ENTITLED TO EVERY EVIL
THAT SHE DOES.
SO DO YOU.
YOU WERE RIGHT.
I SHOULD NEVER HAVE INVITED
YOU HERE.
BUT I AM GOING TO SAY
TO YOU WHAT I INVITED YOU HERE
TO TELL YOU ANYWAY.
I DON'T BEGRUDGE YOUR TRIUMPH
OVER ALL OF THEM.
I MARVEL AT IT.
I CELEBRATE IT.
YOU PUT AN IMPOSTOR
IN THEIR MIDST -- A BEAUTIFUL,
KIND, DESERVING BOY.
AND IN LESS THAN 20 YEARS,
YOU UPENDED THEIR WORLD
COMPLETELY AND LEFT YOURSELF
IN POWER.
GOOD FOR YOU.
YOU BEAT THEM AT THEIR OWN GAME.
WHAT COULD BE SWEETER OR MORE
FITTING?
BUT THERE REMAINS THE ONE
SMALL MATTER OF ME.
I ADMIT WHEN I FOUND OUT ABOUT
YOUR HOAX, ALL I COULD THINK
ABOUT WAS HOW THIS VICTORY WOULD
HURT ME AND I WANTED TO STRIKE
BACK.
BUT I HAVE COME TO SEE THAT
THERE COULD BE ANOTHER WAY.
I HAVE COME TO THINK THAT IT
WOULDN'T BE SUCH A BAD THING
AT ALL IF SOMETHING
OF OUR FATHER'S HERITAGE COULD
BE PRESERVED IN THE THREE OF US.
BUT YOU SAY NO, NOT
TO THE HERITAGE BECAUSE YOU FEEL
FULLY ENTITLED TO THAT,
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UBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBU
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AND YOU CAN'T EXCLUDE ME
BY BLOOD BECAUSE WE HAVE
THE SAME BLOOD.
SO NOW YOU'RE SAYING THAT IT'S
MY CHARACTER THAT DISQUALIFIES
ME?
AM I UNDERSTANDING YOU
CORRECTLY?
STEFAN: I SAY
YOU ARE A WEAKLING AND
A MURDERESS AND ANY BARGAIN MADE
WITH YOU IS A FOOL'S BARGAIN.
YOU HAVE BROKEN FAITH WITH ME
FOR THE LAST TIME.
ALEXIS: THEN MAY THE BEST
CASSADINE WIN.
[DOOR OPENS and CLOSES]
SINGER: ü A LITTLE MORE TIME
ON YOU
OH üü
LUCKY: WOW, YOU GOT PUNCH
AND EVERYTHING.
ELIZABETH: YEP.
LUCKY: COOL.
YOU DIDN'T SPIKE IT, DID YOU?
ELIZABETH: NO.
LUCKY: NO?
OK.
HERE YOU GO.
ELIZABETH: OH, THANK YOU.
LUCKY: YOU KNOW, THERE WAS,
LIKE, NOTHING WORSE THAN
MY FIRST HIGH SCHOOL DANCE.
ELIZABETH: DID I TRAUMATIZE
YOU?
LUCKY: NO.
NO, THIS IS GREAT.
THIS IS.
I MEAN, THIS FIXES IT.
THAT NIGHT, THOUGH, I SWEAR IT
LASTED A YEAR.
AND THE WHOLE THING, I WAS JUST
GLUED TO THE WALL, DESPERATELY
TRYING TO LOOK COOL.
ELIZABETH: I'LL BET YOU DID.
LUCKY: TRUST ME, I'VE GOTTEN
A LITTLE BETTER.
ELIZABETH: WELL, I KEPT GOING
OUT TO SMOKE.
LUCKY: AT YOUR FIRST DANCE?
ELIZABETH: IN FACT, I THINK
THAT'S WHY I STARTED SMOKING.
IT WAS EITHER THAT OR STAY GLUED
TO THE WALL WATCHING ONE CUTE
GUY AFTER ANOTHER DANCE
BY WITH MY SISTER.
I REMEMBER THINKING THERE REALLY
WAS A GUY THAT WANTED TO DANCE
WITH ME.
LUCKY: WHO?
ELIZABETH: WELL, I DIDN'T
KNOW.
MAYBE BECAUSE HE WAS SHY
OR BECAUSE HE STAYED HOME OR
MAYBE BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW HIM
YET.
BUT I KNEW IF I GAVE HIM
THE CHANCE, HE'D NEVER WANT
TO LOOK AT ANOTHER GIRL AGAIN.
AND HE'D TAKE ME IN HIS ARMS,
AND HE'D NEVER LET GO.
LUCKY: I'M SORRY.
ELIZABETH: FOR WHAT?
LUCKY: BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU YET.
BOBBIE: TAMMY, WE REALLY ARE
LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY TO RUN
THE PLACE.
SO IF YOU'D LIKE TO DISCUSS IT
SERIOUSLY --
OH, ALAN.
CHILI TO GO.
ALAN: AND I AM SURE IT IS
OUTSTANDINGLY, ABSOLUTELY,
PRIZE-WINNINGLY DELICIOUS.
TAMMY: THAT'S IT.
I'M SORRY, BOBBIE.
ALAN: I CAN'T LET HER WALK
HOME ALONE, NOT TO COURTLAND
STREET, NOT IN THIS WEATHER.
EXCUSE ME.
FELICIA: WELL, MAYBE SHE'LL
THINK ABOUT IT AND YOU'LL HEAR
FROM HER.
BOBBIE: MAYBE.
IT CAN BE HARD, THOUGH,
YOU KNOW.
FELICIA: WHAT CAN?
BOBBIE: TO START OVER,
FOR SOMEONE LIKE TAMMY.
FELICIA: "SOMEONE LIKE
TAMMY"?
BOBBIE: FELICIA, YOU KNOW
THE EXPRESSION "IT TAKES ONE
TO KNOW ONE"?
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
[KNOCK]
CARLY: YEAH, UH --
EDWARD: HELLO, CARLY.
I WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT I HAVE
MADE THE TELEVISED APPEAL,
AND I'M WILLING TO GIVE
$1 MILLION FOR MICHAEL'S --
WHAT?
WHY ARE YOU WEARING YOUR COAT?
CARLY: OH.
YOU KNOW, BECAUSE --
WELL, I KNOW THAT THE WEATHER'S
GOING TO GET BAD, AND
BOBBIE AND I HAD A FIGHT.
YOU KNOW, IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
WE FIGHT ALL THE TIME, REALLY.
IT'S -- I JUST -- I FEEL LIKE
I NEED TO GO AND I NEED
TO APOLOGIZE TO HER.
EDWARD: WELL, I CERTAINLY
DON'T WANT TO BE PRYING
INTO YOUR PRIVATE AFFAIRS.
BUT WHY DO YOU HAVE YOUR COAT UP
HERE?
WHY DON'T YOU KEEP IT
IN THE DOWNSTAIRS CLOSET?
WHAT, YOU THINK SOMEBODY IN THIS
HOUSE IS GOING TO STEAL IT?
CARLY: OH.
OH, NO, NO.
UH -- WELL, YOU KNOW,
EDWARD, I --
HMM.
I DON'T LIVE HERE.
SO I THINK IT'S THE LEAST I CAN
DO TO CONFINE MYSELF TO ONE
ROOM.
EDWARD: NOW, YOU LISTEN
TO ME, YOUNG LADY.
YOU ARE THE MOTHER OF
MY GREAT-GRANDCHILD.
THEREFORE, YOU ARE A MEMBER
OF MY FAMILY.
AND IN THIS HOUSE, YOU ARE
AT HOME.
CARLY: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THAT'S --
EDWARD: BUT IF YOU MUST GO
OUT, THEN YOU MUST.
BUT REGINALD WILL DRIVE YOU.
NOW, LILA ISN'T READY TO GO YET,
AND SO HE CAN TAKE YOU
TO BOBBIE'S AND THEN COME BACK
HERE FOR US.
CARLY: WELL, ACTUALLY --
EDWARD: NOW, THERE'S NO SENSE
IN ARGUING WITH ME.
JUST ASK ANYONE.
HUH?
LET'S GO.
CARLY: THANKS.
EDWARD: MM-HMM.
CARLY: WOW.
SONNY: BRING THE CAR AROUND
BECAUSE I'LL BE HEADING
FOR THE AIRPORT.
JOHNNY: I HEARD ON THE RADIO
FLIGHTS ARE DELAYED
BECAUSE OF THE STORM.
MIKE'S HERE.
SONNY: YEAH, RIGHT.
I SEE THAT.
WHAT?
YOU HEARD FROM JASON?
MIKE: NO, I THOUGHT MAYBE
YOU HAD.
YOU'RE LEAVING FOR THE AIRPORT?
SONNY: THAT'S RIGHT.
I'M GOING TO WARN HIM TO TAKE
OFF WITH MICHAEL AND NEVER COME
BACK.
GO AHEAD.
DO IT.
COME ON.
GIVE IN.
INDULGE YOURSELF...
WITH CARESS.
RICH LATHER,
FEMININE FRAGRANCE,
SPECIAL MOISTURIZERS.
CARESS PAMPERS YOUR SENSES...
AS IT SOFTENS YOUR SKIN.
AND NOW PAMPER YOURSELF
FROM HEAD TO TOE...
WITH OUR FREE CARESS
WEEKEND INDULGENCE KIT.
SEE SUNDAY PAPERS FOR DETAILS.
IF ONLY SNACKING WEREN'T
JUST ABOUT TREATING YOURSELF,
BUT ABOUT TREATING
YOURSELF WELL.
IN THIS SPIRIT,
SNACKWELL'S BRINGS YOU
MINT CREME
COOKIES,
INCREDIBLY LUSCIOUS--
YET AMAZINGLY, REDUCED IN FAT.
LOOK AT YOU.
WHAT A COLD.
EVEN YOUR SINUSES HURT.
YOU KNOW HOW ADVIL
GETS RID OF TOUGH PAIN FAST.
WELL, ADVIL COLD & SINUS GETS
RID OF TOUGH SINUS PAIN FAST.
THIS IS IN THIS,
PLUS A DECONGESTANT.
THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT...
ADVIL COLD & SINUS.
MIKE: YOU KNOW, MAYBE
YOU DIDN'T HEAR HER RIGHT.
SONNY: YEAH, YEAH, RIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
SHE SAID JASON WAS "VIOLET,"
AS IN PURPLE, NOT "VIOLENT,"
RIGHT?
MIKE: WAIT A MINUTE.
SHE ACTUALLY SAID SHE WAS SCARED
OF HIM?
SONNY: SHE TOLD A.J. HE KEPT
HER AND MICHAEL AS PRISONER.
MIKE: WELL, SOMETHING ISN'T
RIGHT.
SONNY: YOU KNOW WHAT'S NOT
RIGHT?
THE KID HAS A SHE-CAT
AS A MOTHER.
MIKE: SHE DIDN'T TRY
TO DEFEND HERSELF?
SHE DIDN'T TRY TO EXPLAIN?
SONNY: WHAT IS SHE GOING
TO SAY?
I WENT OVER THERE THINKING MAYBE
I CAN WORK THINGS OUT.
A LAWYER HAD TOLD ME JASON HAD
A PRAYER IF MICHAEL'S MOTHER WAS
ON HIS SIDE.
SO I'M THINKING SHE NEEDS
TO HEAR THIS.
FORGET THAT.
SHE USED THAT KID TO GET JASON
TO DO WHATEVER SHE WANTED.
AND THEN SHE USED THE KID TO CUT
HIM LOOSE AND GIVE THE
QUARTERMAINES A SCAPEGOAT.
EXCEPT THEY'RE NOT GOING TO GET
ONE.
ANYWAY, WHAT DOES JASON NEED
WITH THIS BURG ANYWAY?
WHAT?
MIKE: WHAT ABOUT YOU?
SONNY: WHAT ABOUT ME?
MIKE: WHAT DO YOU NEED
WITH THIS BURG?
SONNY: JOHNNY, I'M COMING
RIGHT NOW.
BE RIGHT THERE IN A SECOND.
I'M COMING BACK, MIKE.
MIKE: HOW DO I KNOW THAT?
SONNY: BECAUSE I'M TELLING
YOU.
MIKE: AND WHAT'S THAT WORTH?
SONNY: I'M LEAVING THE LIGHTS
ON, THE HEAT ON.
AND MY FAVORITE SILK PAJAMAS ARE
ON THE BED IF YOU WANT TO TRY
THEM ON.
MIKE: OH.
SILK PAJAMAS?
SONNY: YEAH.
MIKE: THOSE I KNOW YOU'LL
COME BACK FOR.
SONNY: RIGHT.
MIKE: TELL JASON I'M SORRY.
SONNY: AND YOU KNOW WHAT
HE'LL SAY -- "FOR WHAT?"
LET'S GO.
KATHERINE: THANK YOU.
FORGIVE ME.
I --
I GUESS I HAD A DIFFERENT SORT
OF REUNION IN MIND.
NIKOLAS: SO I SEE.
KATHERINE: WELL, YOU GAVE ME
REASON TO HOPE FOR BETTER.
BUT SINCE THEN, SOMETHING'S SET
IN -- FEAR, CONTEMPT, THE SORT
OF THING THAT MOST MEN MANAGE
TO STAVE OFF UNTIL AFTER SEX.
NIKOLAS: DO THEY?
YOU'RE NOT LIKE MOST WOMEN.
KATHERINE: THAT'S NICE
TO HEAR.
NIKOLAS: SEE, MOST WOMEN,
THEY ATTRACT MEN WITH SEX
AND THEN TRY TO KEEP THEM
WITH LOVE.
BUT YOU, NO.
YOU'VE DONE JUST THE OPPOSITE.
KATHERINE: THIS IS ALL VERY
ENTERTAINING.
BUT I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE,
AND IT'S NOT FOR SEX.
WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TELL
YOU WHAT YOU THINK SINCE
YOU DON'T SEEM TO KNOW YOURSELF?
NIKOLAS: WHY NOT?
KATHERINE: YOU SAY THAT
YOU DON'T TRUST ME.
BUT IN FACT, I'M THE ONLY PERSON
THAT YOU TRUST BECAUSE I AM
THE ONLY PERSON WHO HAS ALWAYS,
ALWAYS TOLD YOU THE TRUTH.
THEY ALL DIDN'T THINK THAT
YOU DESERVED IT OR YOU COULDN'T
HANDLE IT.
AND I DIDN'T DO IT THE WAY THAT
ALEXIS DID IT AND ACTUALLY HURT
YOU.
OR DID IT HURT YOU?
ARE YOU SORRY TO BE JUST NIKOLAS
NOW AND NOT PRINCE NIKOLAS?
NIKOLAS: NO.
KATHERINE: IT WAS A LOT
OF EFFORT, WASN'T IT?
NIKOLAS: IT WAS WORK.
IT WAS A JOB.
KATHERINE: AND NOW YOU DON'T
HAVE TO DO IT ANYMORE.
NOW YOU CAN BE THE MAN BEHIND
THE TITLE, THE MAN THAT I SAW,
THE MAN THAT I WAS DRAWN TO.
LUCKY: THOSE LOOK A LOT
EASIER TO DANCE IN.
ELIZABETH: ARE WE GOING
DANCING?
LUCKY: NOW, YOU GOT
YOUR SURPRISE.
WHY CAN'T I HAVE MINE?
ELIZABETH: BECAUSE MINE
DIDN'T INVOLVE GOING OUT
IN A BLIZZARD.
LUCKY: WELL, I DIDN'T REALLY
PLAN ON THAT.
WE DON'T HAVE TO GO.
ELIZABETH: OH, YES, WE DO.
LUCKY: WELL, IF YOU INSIST.
YOU KNOW, WHEN WE LIVE
IN NEW YORK, WE'LL JUST TAKE
THE SUBWAY.
THAT WAY, YOU WON'T HAVE
TO TROMP AROUND IN BIG BOOTS.
ELIZABETH: EXCEPT WHEN WE GO
AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND.
I NEED MY SCARF, TOO.
LUCKY: NOW, WHAT WILL WE DO
ON THE WEEKENDS?
I THOUGHT WE'D JUST, YOU KNOW,
SIT HOME IN FRONT OF
THE FIREPLACE.
ELIZABETH: WE'LL HAVE
A FIREPLACE?
LUCKY: NO, JUST THE FIRE
FROM THE STOVE WHEN ONE OF US
TRIES TO COOK.
ALL RIGHT.
ELIZABETH: OH, NO, NOT THAT
SCARF, MY REAL SCARF.
THERE.
NOW I'M READY FOR ANYTHING.
LUCKY: YOU THINK.
ELIZABETH: WAIT.
HOW COLD IS THIS SURPRISE GOING
TO BE?
LUCKY: IF I TOLD YOU,
IT WOULDN'T BE A SURPRISE.
ELIZABETH: ALL RIGHT.
LUCKY: COME ON.
A LITTLE HYPOTHERMIA NEVER HURT
ANYONE -- WELL, MAYBE THE DONNER
PARTY, BUT NOT US.
PICABO STREET FOR CHAPSTICK.
I TRAIN A LOT.
IT'S TORTURE !
ESPECIALLY FOR MY LIPS.
CHAPSTICK LIP MOISTURIZER
WITH VITAMIN E.
A FORMULA THAT PROTECTS
TO HELP HEAL CHAPPED LIPS.
I'M NOT THE LIPSTICK TYPE.
I'M THE CHAPSTICK TYPE.
LIP MOISTURIZER FROM CHAPSTICK.
SOMEONE'S BEEN SNEAKING
MY MILANO COOKIES.
TIM?
IS HE CAPABLE OF INDULGING
HIMSELF THE WAY I DO?
THE BABY?
WOULD SHE KNOW HOW
TO SAVOR EVERY MOMENT?
THE FINEST DARK CHOCOLATE
TWO EXQUISITE COOKIES
THE PLUMBER?
COULD HE POSSIBLY
APPRECIATE...NAH.
MILANO, ONE OF THE DISTINCTIVE
COOKIES FROM PEPPERIDGE FARM.
ü (music begins) ü
ü (music continues) ü
ü THE TOUCH (THE TOUCH) ü
ü OF COTTON (OF COTTON) ü
ü THE FABRIC OF @UR LIVES ü
DOES YOUR SKIN CARE PRODUCT
OFFER INCOMPLETE CARE ?
MOST DO. EVEN SOME NEW ONES
DON'T OFFER EVERYTHING
YOUR SKIN NEEDS MOST.
NOW, HAVE IT ALL.
INTRODUCING...
DAILY PROTECTION AGAINST
UVA AND UVB RAYS,
VITAMIN E AND OLAY
MOISTURE IN ONE
COMPLETE PRODUCT.
NOT SOME OF WHAT YOU NEED
SOME OF THE TIME--
THIS ONE HAS IT ALL.
AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THE $6 MILLION QUESTION:
WHAT'S FOR DINNER TONIGHT ?
COME WITH ME.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY
A NEW CHICKEN DINNER ?
MMM, THAT IS GOOD.
- NEW CHICKEN HELPER.
- VERY CREAMY.
- CREAMY PARMESAN.
- DELICIOUS.
- GOOD, FRESH HOMEMADE FLAVORS.
- MY KIDS WOULD LOVE THIS.
- TWENTY MINUTES, YUM.
- GOTTA LOVE QUICK
WHEN YOU'RE A WORKING WOMAN.
FOR A DELICIOUS CHICKEN DINNER
THAT COOKS IN ONLY 20 MINUTES,
TRY NEW CHICKEN HELPER.
IN FIVE FABULOUS FLAVORS.
THIS WILL BE DINNER TONIGHT.
[ Giggling ]
AND MY CUSHY RIPPLES
LEAVE YOU FEELING...
FEELING CLEANER
IS THE BOTTOM LINE.
]
KATHERINE: YOU SURE YOU DON'T
WANT ANYTHING?
NIKOLAS: NO, THANKS.
KATHERINE: OH, THAT'S
RIGHT -- YOU'RE NOT STAYING.
YOU'RE NOT SURE.
WELL, CHEERS.
NIKOLAS: MAY I ASK
YOU SOMETHING?
THAT'S AMUSING TO YOU?
KATHERINE: I ALMOST SAID,
"I DON'T HAVE ANY SECRETS
FROM YOU," AND THEN I REALIZED,
I DON'T.
GO AHEAD.
NIKOLAS: YEAH.
SO, IF YOU'RE SO ATTRACTED
TO THE MAN BEHIND THE TITLE,
WHY DID IT TAKE UNTIL NOW
FOR US?
I MEAN, I MET YOU BEFORE
MY FATHER DID.
I WANTED YOU BEFORE HE DID.
KATHERINE: YOU WERE SO YOUNG.
NIKOLAS: THE DIFFERENCE
IN OUR AGES HAVEN'T CHANGED.
KATHERINE: NIKOLAS, IT WAS
TWO YEARS AGO.
YOU WERE STILL A BOY.
NIKOLAS: I COULD HAVE HAD
YOU THEN.
KATHERINE: WHAT?
NIKOLAS: IF YOU'D HAVE BEEN
AVAILABLE, IF I'D HAVE BEEN MORE
AGGRESSIVE, I COULD HAVE.
KATHERINE: AGGRESSIVENESS
AND OFFENSIVENESS SEEM TO GET
CONFUSED WITH YOU.
NIKOLAS: WELL, BUT YOU DON'T
SEEM OFFENDED.
KATHERINE: WELL, YOU KNOW,
MAYBE I AM.
I INVITED YOU HERE NOT TO BE
INSULTED.
YOU LIKE TO JUST SORT OF KICK ME
AROUND THE ROOM AND SEE HOW MUCH
I'LL TAKE.
MAYBE IF YOU'RE LUCKY, I MIGHT
EVEN BEG.
I'M SORRY.
I AM NOT IN THE BEGGING MOOD.
AND IF YOU CAN'T MAKE UP
YOUR MIND, LET ME JUST DO IT
FOR YOU.
MAN: ONE OF THE RESIDENTS
SAID THEY SAW SOMEONE ENTER
THE BUILDING.
SECOND MAN: WE BETTER CHECK
THE STAIRWELL.
MAN: YEAH.
CARLY: OK.
OK.
IF I'M SONNY,
WHERE DO I KEEP THE NUMBER
TO WHERE JASON IS?
STEFAN'S VOICE: YOU ARE MORE
DANGEROUS THAN HELENA
IN YOUR OWN WAY.
YOU ARE MY ENEMY,
A WEAKLING,
AND A MURDERESS.
YOU HAVE BROKEN FAITH WITH ME
FOR THE LAST TIME.
[ALEXIS SCREAMS]
[ Woman ]
WHEN I COME HOME FROM WORK,
I JUST WANT TO PLAY WITH SAM,
NOT BE A DISCIPLINARIAN.
BUT HE'S GOT THIS
SECURITY BLANKET, AND I KNOW
IT'S TIME HE GIVES IT UP.
HE DRAGS IT EVERYWHERE.
BY THE END OF THE DAY,
I CRINGE WHEN I THINK ABOUT
WHAT'S CRAWLING ON IT.
EEW.
[ Announcer ] FINALLY,
THERE'S A DETERGENT THAT DOES
MORE THAN CLEAN, IT SANITIZES,
NEW TIDE WITH BLEACH, THE ONLY
WAY TO KILL 99.9% OF BACTERIA.
[ Woman ]
AS LONG AS HE GETS RID OF IT
BEFORE HE GOES TO THE PROM.
KIT KAT BREAK!
1, 2, 3, 4!
ü GIMME A BREAK ü
ü GIMME A BREAK ü
ü BREAK ME OFF A PIECE
OF THAT KIT KAT BAR ü
ü GIMME A BREAK ü
ü GIMME A BREAK ü
ü I WANNA TAKE A BREAK
WITH THAT KIT KAT BAR üü
IF YOU COULD LEAVE
JUST A LITTLE BIT
OVER AT EVERY MEAL,
IT WOULD REALLY ADD UP.
IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD AVOID
EATING IN A SINGLE MONTH.
IF YOU'RE SIGNIFICANTLY
OVERWEIGHT,
30 POUNDS OR MORE,
DEPENDING ON HEIGHT,
YOUR DOCTOR HAS
SOMETHING THAT MAY
HELP YOU TO EAT LESS.
IT'S CALLED MERIDIA,
AND IT CAN HELP YOU
TO LOSE WEIGHT,
AND KEEP IT OFF.
YOU'VE GOT TO DO YOUR PART.
YOU'VE GOT TO DO YOUR PART
WITH DIET AND EXERCISE,
BUT MERIDIA CAN HELP.
MERIDIA IS
A PRESCRIPTION MEDICINE,
AND IT'S NOT FOR EVERYONE.
IT CAN SUBSTANTIALLY
RAISE BLOOD PRESSURE,
AND IT'S NOT FOR PEOPLE WHO
ARE PREGNANT OR NURSING,
UNDER 16, OR TAKING ANYTHING
ELSE FOR WEIGHT LOSS,
DEPRESSION, PARKINSON'S
DISEASE, MIGRAINES,
OR FOR PEOPLE WITH
ANOREXIA, GLAUCOMA,
OR SERIOUS HEART PROBLEMS.
SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE
HEADACHE, CONSTIPATION,
INSOMNIA, AND DRY MOUTH.
IT'S A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE,
SO PATIENTS WHO ABUSE MERIDIA
MAY BECOME DEPENDENT.
FOR MORE INFORMATION,
ASK YOUR DOCTOR OR CALL...
I'M--I'M READY.
YOU CAN'T BLAME 'EM.
THEY TRY.
BUT WHAT DOES A GUY KNOW
ABOUT A PERIOD ?
HE SAYS, "TAKE TYLENOL."
IT'S NOT ENOUGH.
I NEED MIDOL.
FOR THE CRAMPS, HEADACHE,
MAJOR-LEAGUE BLOATING,
MIDOL'S JUST AS STRONG
ON PAIN,
BUT IT DOES MORE
THAN ADVIL OR TYLENOL...
BECAUSE IT'S GOT SOMETHING EXTRA
TO FIGHT BLOATING
AND FATIGUE TOO.
I WIN.
MUST BE THE RENTED SHOES.
 CG
CARLY: OK, OK.
REDIAL.
RIGHT, OK?
REDIAL.
PLEASE BE JASON.
PLEASE.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
NIKOLAS: WHERE IS THIS
LEADING?
KATHERINE: I DON'T KNOW.
NIKOLAS: WHERE CAN IT?
KATHERINE: DOES IT HAVE
TO MATTER NOW?
NIKOLAS: JUST BEING WANTED --
THAT'S EVERYTHING TO YOU, HUH?
KATHERINE: I'M HUMAN.
NIKOLAS: YEAH.
KATHERINE: HUMAN IS NOT GOOD
ENOUGH?
LUCKY: KEEP GOING,
KEEP GOING.
ELIZABETH: LUCKY?
LUCKY: OK, ELIZABETH.
JUST STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP.
OK.
JUST WAIT RIGHT HERE.
ELIZABETH: WAIT.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WAIT HERE"?
LUCKY: I JUST GOT TO TAKE
CARE OF SOMETHING, SET
SOMETHING UP.
ELIZABETH: OK.
WELL, WE'RE AT THE EDGE
OF A CLIFF, AND YOU'VE DECIDED
FOR VALENTINE'S DAY THAT
WE SHOULD TAKE A BUNGEE JUMP.
LUCKY: WELL, SORT OF, YEAH.
ELIZABETH: LUCKY.
LUCKY: WHAT?
I WOULD JUMP OFF A CLIFF
FOR YOU.
ELIZABETH: WAIT.
I SMELL MATCHES.
ARE WE HAVING A COOKOUT?
LUCKY: NO.
SEE, THE REST OF THE WORLD IS
HAVING A WHITEOUT, AND WE ARE
HAVING --

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