General Hospital Transcript Monday 2/8/99

Provided by Laura

STEFAN: NIKOLAS DECIDED
TO HANDLE OUR ANNUAL GIFT
TO THE HOSPITAL HIMSELF THIS
YEAR.
ALEXIS: MAY I SEE THAT CHECK,
MONICA?
TAGGERT: MISS CAROLINE BENSON
HAS CHARGED JASON MORGAN
WITH KIDNAPPING HER SON.
CARLY: YOU THINK I WANTED
TO KEEP MICHAEL AWAY
FROM HIS REAL FAMILY?
I DIDN'T.
BUT I WAS AFRAID OF WHAT JASON
MIGHT DO TO ME.
EMILY: TAKE THAT BACK!
EDWARD: HEY! HEY!

NED: EMILY, EMILY --
EMILY: OK!
NED: JUST CALM DOWN, OK?
WE NEED AT LEAST ONE SANE PERSON
IN THIS FAMILY.
EMILY: JASON WOULD NEVER DO
WHAT CARLY IS SAYING,
NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS.
SHE'S A LIAR!
NED: OK.
NOW, SINCE I CAME LATE,
PERHAPS SOMEONE CAN EXPLAIN
TO ME WHAT THE HELL'S GOING
ON HERE.
EDWARD: ONLY WHAT WAS BOUND
TO HAPPEN, THE WAY CERTAIN
FAMILY MEMBERS HAVE BEEN
CODDLING THAT CRIMINAL.
NED: GIVE ME THE FRONT PAGE,
NOT THE EDITORIAL SECTION.
A.J.: CARLY WAS TRYING
TO CONVINCE JASON THAT IT WAS
TIME TO ADMIT THAT MICHAEL WAS
MY SON, SO HE RETALIATED
BY KIDNAPPING HIM.
CARLY: WE ARGUED.
WE HAD A FIGHT, OK?
AND HE WAS UPSET, BUT I DIDN'T
THINK THAT HE WOULD JUST LEAVE
TOWN AND DISAPPEAR WITH MY BABY.
SONNY: JASON WHAT?
TAGGERT: YOU HEARD ME
THE FIRST TIME.
YOUR GOFER'S GONE, ALONG
WITH HIS KID.
SONNY: HOW LONG AGO WAS THIS?
TAGGERT: LONG ENOUGH
FOR YOU TO PRACTICE THAT AMAZED
LOOK.
SONNY: YOU KNOW, LET ME TELL
YOU, YOU'VE COME UP WITH SOME
PRETTY CREATIVE EXCUSES
FOR HARASSING ME, BUT THIS ONE
BEATS ALL.
TAGGERT: YEAH, KIDNAPPING'S
A HELL OF A JOKE.
JASON'S GOING TO BE LAUGHING ALL
THE WAY TO ATTICA.
SONNY: AND WHERE ARE JASON
AND MICHAEL SUPPOSED TO BE NOW?
TAGGERT: OUT OF TOWN.
THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE.
SONNY: THAT'S ALL WHO WROTE?
TAGGERT: MICHAEL MORGAN'S
MOTHER, WHO NOW SAYS JASON ISN'T
THE FATHER, HE'S THE UNCLE.
AND NOW THAT THE WORD IS OUT,
YOUR GUARD DOG HEARD THE CALL
OF THE WILD AND SPLIT.
SONNY: COME ON, IF THIS WERE
TRUE, WOULDN'T YOU THINK I'D
KNOW ABOUT IT?
CHECK YOUR FACTS BEFORE
YOU TRACK MUD ON MY CARPET.
MIKE: YEAH.
WASN'T SHE JUST RELEASED
FROM MENTAL INSTITUTION?
DOESN'T THAT MEAN SHE MIGHT BE
A LITTLE BIT SHAKY IN
THE REALITY DEPARTMENT?
TAGGERT: GENTLEMEN.
I'D LOVE TO TAKE YOUR WORD
ON THIS, BUT AN ABDUCTION REPORT
HAS BEEN FILED AND I HAVE
TO FOLLOW IT UP.
FORTUNATELY, THERE'S AN EASY WAY
TO CLEAR IT ALL UP -- JUST
PRODUCE THE CHILD IN QUESTION.
NOW, DO EITHER OF YOU
LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS HAPPEN
TO KNOW THE WHEREABOUTS OF JASON
OR MICHAEL MORGAN?
MONICA: EXCUSE ME,
BUT IF NIKOLAS WAS GENEROUS
ENOUGH TO OFFER A DONATION
TO GENERAL HOSPITAL, WHO ARE
YOU TO STAND IN HIS WAY?
ALEXIS: I'M SPARING GENERAL
HOSPITAL THE EMBARRASSMENT
OF PASSING A BAD CHECK.
ALL CASSADINE ACCOUNTS HAVE BEEN
FROZEN BY COURT ORDER,
PENDING PROOF OF NIKOLAS' RIGHT
TO INHERIT THE ESTATE.
MONICA: WELL, THAT'S ABSURD.
YOU AND YOUR FAMILY HAVE SPENT
YEARS GETTING HIM READY TO RUN
THE FAMILY.
WHO WOULD GET A COURT
TO INTERVENE?
ALEXIS: I WOULD.
HELENA: JUST WHAT DOES
YOUR LITTLE PARTNER IN CRIME
HOPE TO ACCOMPLISH WITH THIS
SPECTACLE?
LUKE: I DON'T KNOW.
I'M AS STUNNED AS YOU ARE.
BUT HANG ON TO YOUR POINTED
HAT -- HERE COMES THE BEST PART.
STEFAN: ALEXIS, THIS IS NOT
THE PLACE TO AIR FAMILY
GRIEVANCES.
ALEXIS: THEN STOP FINDING
PLACES TO UNDERMINE THIS FAMILY.
NIKOLAS DOESN'T HAVE THE POWER
TO GIVE A GRANT TO THIS
HOSPITAL.
HE'S NOT THE CASSADINE HEIR.
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GOSH, YOU KNOW, I JUST
WENT TO USE THE PHONE.
AND YOU SAY
ONCE YOU GOT BACK
YOUR WIFE WAS GONE ?
YES, SIR.
HELLO !
WHAT ?
HAVE YOU CHECKED
THE HOT ENCHILADA ?
OH, NO ! MILLICENT
GETS TERRIBLE HEARTBURN.
NOT THIS TIME.
WHAT'S THAT ?
LOOKS LIKE THE REMAINS
OF AN INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED
PEPCID AC CHEWABLE.
INTRODUCING PEPCID AC CHEWABLES.
THE FIRST CHEWABLE TO STOP
HEARTBURN BEFORE IT STARTS.
MILLICENT,
IS THAT YOU ?
START LIVING HEARTBURN FREE
WITH NEW PEPCID AC CHEWABLES.
CAN THE SKIN CARE PRODUCTS
YOU'RE USING FIGHT ALL THESE
SIGNS OF AGING ?
NOT JUST THE APPEARANCE
OF WRINKLES ?
TESTS PROVE ONE BREAKTHROUGH
BETA HYDROXY CREAM EFFECTIVELY
IMPROVES SKIN THREE WAYS:
IT REDUCES THE LOOK
OF FINE LINES AND WRINKLES,
IT EVENS SKIN'S COLOR,
CLARITY AND TONE,
PLUS, IT IMPROVES TEXTURE.
THERE'S ONE CREAM THAT REALLY
CAN FIGHT MORE SIGNS OF AGING.
AND THE NAME ?
CRUNCHY COOKIE CUP.
FIRST, I TAKE A CORE SAMPLE.
NEXT, I EXAMINE THE STRATA.
AND THEN, I DIGEST THE FINDINGS!
CHOCOLATE, PEANUT BUTTER,
AND A COOKIE.
THERE'S NO WRONG WAY TO EAT
A REESE'S CRUNCHY COOKIE CUP.
STEFAN: MONICA, I APOLOGIZE
FOR MY SISTER'S INAPPROPRIATE
IF NOT BIZARRE BEHAVIOR.
MONICA: OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'VE CERTAINLY HAD MY SHARE
OF PUBLIC DISPLAYS.
STEFAN: I CAN ASSURE YOU THIS
MATTER WILL BE CLEARED UP
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
BUT FOR NOW, I THINK IT BEST
TO WITHDRAW.
NIKOLAS: I COULDN'T AGREE
MORE.
ALEXIS: NIKOLAS, I KNOW
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS NOW,
BUT I'M DOING THE RIGHT THING.
MONICA: I WONDER
IF THE PATIENTS THAT MONEY COULD
HAVE HELPED WOULD AGREE
WITH YOU.
NIKOLAS: OH, I DON'T THINK
MY AUNT WAS THINKING ABOUT THEM,
DR. QUARTERMAINE.
YOU DESERVE THE MONEY.
YOU'RE MORE OF A CASSADINE THAN
I EVER WANT TO BE.
ALEXIS: I NEVER HAD ANY
INTENTION TO HURT GENERAL
HOSPITAL.
THIS IS VERY COMPLICATED.
MONICA: HEY, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
LOOK, THE CASSADINES ARE ALL
YOURS.
I HAVE MY OWN DYSFUNCTIONAL
FAMILY.
HELENA: WELL, THANK
YOU FOR INVITING ME, ALEXIS.
AND THEY SAY THE THEATER IS
DEAD.
ALEXIS: I DIDN'T CALL
YOU HERE FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT,
HELENA.
I'M PUTTING YOU ON NOTICE.
THE CASSADINE INHERITANCE IS UP
FOR GRABS, AND I'M CLAIMING
WHAT'S MINE.
HELENA: POOR NATASHA --
ALWAYS THE INSTRUMENT OF OTHER
PEOPLE'S AMBITIONS.
DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU'RE
THE MIND BEHIND THIS EVENING'S
ENTERTAINMENT?
LUKE: GOSH, IT'S GOOD I'M
IN A HOSPITAL.
MY EARS IS BURNING.
HELENA: THIS HAS BEEN QUITE
A FULL DAY FOR YOU, HASN'T IT,
LUKE?
CASTING DOUBT ON NIKOLAS'
PATERNITY, SETTING ALEXIS
AND STEFAN AT EACH OTHER'S
THROATS, AND PERHAPS DESTROYING
THE CASSADINES' LINE?
LUKE: SOME DAYS ARE BETTER
THAN OTHERS, YES.
HELENA: WELL, YOU SEE,
MY DEAR?
HE DOESN'T EVEN BOTHER
TO HIDE IT.
AND WHY SHOULD HE?
LUKE HAS MANEUVERED
YOU INTO ALIENATING YOUR BROTHER
AND YOUR NEPHEW AND LEAVING
YOURSELF TOTALLY DEFENSELESS.
NO, LUKE HAS LURED YOU OUT
ON AN UNSTEADY PARAPET.
AND NOW HE'S JUST WAITIN
TO HEAR THE SICKENING SPLAT.
TONY: HELLO, BOBBIE.
SO, YOU KEEPING BOOKS
FOR KELLY'S NOW?
BOBBIE: LUKE AND I ARE
RUNNING THE PLACE -- AT LEAST
UNTIL WE CAN COME UP
WITH A BETTER IDEA.
EVERYONE SEEMS TO AGREE THAT
KELLY'S SHOULD REMAIN OPEN.
SEEMS TO BE TOO IMPORTANT TO TOO
MANY PEOPLE, AND RUBY WOULD HAVE
LIKED THAT.
TONY: AND LUCAS?
BOBBIE: WHAT ABOUT HIM?
TONY: I KNOW HE WAS CLOSE
TO RUBY.
I JUST WAS WONDERING --
BOBBIE: TONY, ARE
YOU CHECKING UP ON US, OR SHOULD
I BE BRACING MYSELF FOR ANOTHER
HAND GRENADE?
TONY: I DO HAVE A CUSTODY
BATTLE IN MY MIND, BUT IT'S NOT
OURS FOR ONCE.
I HAPPENED TO BE AT THE HUB
EARLIER WHEN A LAWYER APPEARED
WITH A COURT ORDER DIRECTING
G.H. TO PERFORM BLOOD TESTS
ON JASON MORGAN AND HIS SON --
OR AT LEAST THE LITTLE BOY
WE ALL ASSUME IS HIS SON.
AND UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES,
I COULDN'T HELP BUT WONDERING,
HAS CARLY NAMED YET ANOTHER
FATHER FOR MICHAEL?
BOBBIE: WELL, I GUESS I MIGHT
AS WELL TELL YOU.
THE WHOLE TOWN WILL KNOW BEFORE
LONG.
A.J. QUARTERMAINE NOW CLAIMS
TO BE MICHAEL'S FATHER, AND HE'S
DEMANDING A PATERNITY TEST
TO PROVE IT.
EMILY: IT ISN'T TRUE.
IT ISN'T.
NED: HOW?
HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?
I MEAN, HAVE YOU SPOKEN
TO JASON?
EMILY: WELL -- NO.
BUT I KNOW JASON.
HE WOULDN'T JUST LEAVE
WITHOUT SAYING GOOD-BYE.
CARLY DOUBLE-CROSSED HIM,
AND GRANDFATHER REPORTED HIM
TO THE POLICE.
EDWARD: I BELIEVE THAT IT IS
TRADITIONAL TO CONTACT
THE AUTHORITIES WHEN THERE'S
BEEN A KIDNAPPING.
NED: DID IT EVER OCCUR
TO YOU TO HANDLE THIS QUIETLY?
EDWARD: DID IT EVER OCCUR
TO YOU THAT I MIGHT LIKE TO SEE
MY GREAT-GRANDSON AGAIN IN THIS
LIFETIME?
NED: WELL, THAT'S NOT TOO
LIKELY NOW, IS IT?
I MEAN, ONCE JASON HEARS THAT
HE'S FACING KIDNAPPING CHARGES
AT HOME, WHAT'S HIS INCENTIVE
TO BRING MICHAEL BACK?
EDWARD: OH, FORGIVE ME
FOR NOT THINKING LIKE
A CRIMINAL.
NED: MAY I REMIND YOU THAT
WE HAVEN'T ESTABLISHED THAT
JASON IS A CRIMINAL OR JUST
A VICTIM OF A --
MISTAKE.
A.J.: YEAH, RIGHT.
JUST LEAVE IT TO NED -- PAINT
JASON THE VICTIM WHEN HE STOLE
MY SON.
NED: WE DON'T KNOW THAT,
JUNIOR.
A.J.: REALLY?
NED: NO.
A.J.: LET'S SEE -- JASON IS
MISSING, MICHAEL IS WITH HIM,
CARLY'S IN PIECES.
PUT IT ALL TOGETHER, SHERLOCK.
EMILY: A.J., COME ON.
YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT
BECAUSE YOU HATE HIM.
A.J.: I WISH IT WERE
TRUE, EM.
EMILY: LOOK -- JASON WENT
SOMEWHERE, AND I'M SURE SONNY
WILL FIND HIM.
I BET YOU NEVER EVEN THOUGHT
OF THAT, DID YOU?
SONNY AND JASON ARE BEST
FRIENDS.
SONNY WILL GIVE HIM A MESSAGE
OR SOMETHING, AND JASON WILL
COME BACK AND PROVE YOU'RE
A LIAR.
CARLY: EMILY, SONNY CORINTHOS
IS A HORRIBLE MAN.
HE HAS TAKEN OVER JASON'S LIFE.
HE WOULD TELL ANY LIE.
EDWARD: YOU DON'T HAVE
TO WARN US, MY DEAR.
CORINTHOS HAS BEEN A PLAGUE
ON THIS FAMILY FOR YEARS.
BUT FORTUNATELY, NOW THE POLICE
CAN TAKE CARE OF HIM.
EMILY: NED, WILL YOU TAKE ME
TO SONNY'S?
EDWARD: NO, I FORBID
YOU TO GO ANYWHERE NEAR THAT
REFUGEE FROM A MOST-WANTED
POSTER.
NED: EMILY, GRAB YOUR COAT.
A.J.: SURE, NED.
GO AHEAD, SHOW EMILY WHAT A PAL
YOU ARE AND TAKE HER
TO A GANGSTER WHO'S GONE OUT
OF HIS WAY TO DESTROY THIS
FAMILY.
NED: SOMETHING IS DESTROYING
THIS FAMILY, JUNIOR, AND I HOPE
THERE'S STILL TIME FOR
YOU AND GRANDFATHER TO REALIZE
THAT.
OTHERWISE, BY THE TIME YOU BRING
MICHAEL HOME,
THERE WON'T BE A HOME TO COME
BACK TO.
CARLY: SONNY WON'T TELL THEM
ANYTHING.
A.J.: PROBABLY NOT.
JASON WAS COUNTING ON SONNY'S
SILENCE WHEN HE WAS MAKING
HIS PLANS.
DAMN T BOTH OF THEM FOR WHAT
THEY'VE DONE TO MICHAEL.
TO ALL OF US.
SONNY: MR. MORGAN AND HIS SON
ARE ON A TRIP.
TAGGERT: TRIP?
SONNY: THAT'S RIGHT.
TAGGERT: BUSINESS
OR PLEASURE?
SONNY: IF IT'S BUSINESS,
IT'S NONE OF MINE.
TAGGERT: WELL, NOW, THE TWO
OF YOU BEING SO INVOLVED
IN GETTING THIS COFFEE CONCERN
UP AND RUNNING, I FIND IT HARD
TO BELIEVE MORGAN WOULD LEAVE
WITHOUT GIVING YOU HIS
ITINERARY.
SONNY: WELL, JASON ISN'T
THE ITINERARY TYPE.
HE COULD BE ANYWHERE.
TAGGERT: WHEN IS HE GTING
BACK FROM ANYWHERE?
SONNY: ANYTIME.
TAGGERT: YOU DON'T KNOW MUCH
OF ANYTHING.
SONNY: WELL, I DO KNOW THAT
JASON TOLD CARLY THAT HE WAS
GOING, AND SHE GAVE, YOU KNOW,
HER OK.
SO THIS MUST BE SOME KIND
OF MISUNDERSTANDING.
TAGGERT: WELL, NOW, NOW.
YOU SEE, MISUNDERSTANDINGS LIKE
THAT CAN GET YOU BROUGHT UP
ON FEDERAL CHARGES.
BUT I'M SURE I'LL CLEAR ALL THAT
UP WHEN I SPEAK WITH JASON
MORGAN.
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
MIKE: WHAT ABOUT ME?
TAGGERT: WELL, YOU AND HIM
OWN THAT GARAGE TOGETHER.
DID HE SAY ANYTHING TO YOU?
MIKE: NO.
SONNY: OK, YOU KNOW,
WHEN I SEE THE MAN, I'LL MAKE
SURE THAT -- I'LL TELL HIM
YOU WERE ASKING FOR HIM.
TAGGERT: YEAH, WELL,
I'M COUNTING ON THAT.
BUT IN THE MEANTIME, I'M JUST
GOING TO TAKE A LITTLE LOOK
AROUND, SEE IF MORGAN LEFT THAT
ITINERARY AND FORGOT
TO TELL YOU.
OH, YEAH, I WILL BE SUBPOENAING
YOUR PHONE RECORDS, JUST IN CASE
YOU FORGET TO TELL ME ABOUT ANY
PHONE CALLS YOU HAD.
AND ANY OTHER EVIDENCE WE FIND
WILL BE OBTAINED WITH A DULY
EXECUTED WARRANT AND WILL
THEREFORE BE ADMISSIBLE
IN COURT.
THIS MISUNDERSTANDING COULD COST
YOU, CORINTHOS.
MAC: LIEUTENANT.
TAGGERT: COMMISSIONER.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
MAC: I WASN'T.
DISPATCH TOLD ME YOU WERE
ON YOUR WAY OVER HERE.
IF YOU DON'T HAVE A WARRANT,
WE MAY HAVE TROUBLE.
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WHAT ?
HE'LL NEVER GET THAT
GRUNGY SHIRT WHITE...
HE'S ONLY USING A HALF A
CUP OF CLOROX BLEACH.
YAH, HE'S SUPPOSED TO USE A
WHOLE CUP OF CLOROX BLEACH
TO GET CLOTHES
REALLY WHITE!
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TO USE A WHOLE CUP.
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I TELL YA ?
LOOK AT THE DIFFERENCE
IN WHITENING
WHEN YOU USE A WHOLE CUP
OF CLOROX BLEACH.
HEY, I'M KINDA COOL!
HOW COME HE GETS THE GIRL ?
MAYBE 'CAUSE HIS
SHIRT'S SO WHITE.
YEAH, WHO ASKED YOU ?
FOR WHITER WHITES, USE A WHOLE
CUP OF CLOROX BLEACH.
TONIGHT, WHILE YOU WERE OUT,
YOUR KIDS WERE IN
THE TRUSTED CARE
OF BETTY THE BABYSITTER.
YOU KNOW THEY ATE WELL
BECAUSE BETTY MADE
NEW SWANSON BONELESS
FRIED CHICKEN DINNERS.
YOUR KIDS ATE
THE BROWNIES FIRST.
THEY DEVOURED
THE TENDER ALL WHITE MEAT
IN THE CRISPY COATING
WITH LESS THAN PERFECT
TABLE MANNERS,
AND THEY FINISHED
THEIR MASHED POTATOES
WITH THEIR FINGERS.
OH, LIKE WHEN
YOU WERE A KID,
YOU DIDN'T EAT
A SWANSON DINNER
THE SAME WAY
WITH JOAN THE BABYSITTER.
THE NEW AGE OF BEAUTY?
IT'S COLOR THAT LOOKS YOUNGER,
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THE BREAKTHROUGH AGE-DEFYING
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SO ADVANCED,
IT COULD ONLY COME FROM CLAIROL.
TAGGERT: WE GOT A REPORT
OF A KIDNAPPING.
CARLY BENSON IS CHARGING JASON
MORGAN WITH WALKING OFF
WITH HER SON.
MAC: ARE YOU SURE MS BENSON
ISN'T JUST DRAGGING US
INTO A FAMILY DISPUTE?
TAGGERT: ACTUALLY,
IT'S A LITTLE MORE COMPLICATED
THAN THAT, COMMISSIONER.
I COULD GET YOU UP TO SPEED,
BUT AS YOU CAN SEE,
JUDGE SQUIRE THOUGHT IT WAS
IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO SIGN OFF
ON THE WARRANT.
MAC: AND WHEN DID THE CALL
COME IN?
TAGGERT: ABOUT AN HOUR AGO.
SONNY: YOU PULLED A WARRANT
OUT OF YOUR HAT IN 60 MINUTES.
ISN'T THE WHEELS OF JUSTICE
SUPPOSED TO TURN SLOWLY?
TAGGERT: THERE WAS A KID
INVOLVED, SIR, SO THE JUDGE PUT
OUR REQUEST ON THE FRONT BURNER.
SONNY: SOUNDS TO ME LIKE
YOU HAD A JUDGE ON STANDBY,
JUST READY TO PUMP OUT A WARRANT
THE MINUTE YOU COULD FIND
AN EXCUSE.
YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
I'VE BEEN AWAY FROM THE GAME
FOR A WHILE, BUT I CAN STILL
SMELL A SETUP.
MAC: YEAH, WELL, THIS SEARCH
WARRANT SEEMS TO BE IN ORDER,
LIEUTENANT.
PROCEED WITH YOUR SEARCH.
AND I ALSO SEE THAT IT INCLUDES
THE RECOVERY ROOM AND MOTORCYCLE
SHOP.
TAGGERT: YEAH, I HAVE A TEAM
ON THE WAY, SIR.
MAC: THIS MIGHT BE A GOOD
TIME FOR YOU TO TAKE OFF, MIKE.
WHO'D YOU SEND?
TAGGERT: MARTIN AND BAER.
MAC: YEAH, THEY'RE GOOD
DETECTIVES.
LISTEN, FEEL FREE TO CALL ME
IF YOU FIND THEIR CONDUCT
OBJECTIONABLE.
MIKE: YEAH, WELL, I FIND THIS
WHOLE SITUATION OBJECTIONABLE.
BUT THANKS FOR COMING
BY AND PUTTING A LEASH
ON YOUR POLICE DOG.
MAC: THINK HE'S GOING TO FIND
ANYTHING, SONNY?
SONNY: HE'S NOT GOING TO FIND
ANYTHING.
MAC: OH, SAVE IT, WILL YOU?
LOOK, I KNOW THAT QUESTIONING
TO STAND HERE AND LISTEN
TO YOU LIE FOR JASON.
SONNY: I UNDERSTAND --
MAC: NO, YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND.
UNDERSTAND THIS -- THAT IF JASON
MADE A STUPID MOVE, HE'S GOING
TO PAY FOR IT.
MONICA: I CANNOT BELIEVE
THE CASSADINES.
THEY ARE AT IT AGAIN.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
IS IT JASON OR MICHAEL?
I MEAN, ARE THEY ALL RIGHT?
A.J.: AS FAR AS WE KNOW.
MONICA: OH, THANK GOD.
A.J.: BUT THEY'RE GONE, MOM.
WE JUST FOUND OUT FROM CARLY
THAT JASON KIDNAPPED MICHAEL.
MONICA: THIS IS ALL
YOUR FAULT.
TONY: LET ME GUESS -- I'VE
OVERSTAYED MY WELCOME.
IT'S NO PROBLEM.
I CAN GO AND SIT AROUND STUNNED
SOME OTHER PLACE.
BOBBIE: NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
ACTUALLY, YOU CAN STAY, AS LONG
AS LUCAS ISN'T AROUND.
TONY: THANK YOU.
BOBBIE: I KNOW WHAT A SHOCK
THE NEWS ABOUT A.J. MUST BE.
TONY: OH, IT IS.
HOWEVER, WHY, I CAN'T IMAGINE.
LIVING WITH CARLY SHOULD HAVE
IMMUNIZED ME AGAINST ANY SHOCK
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
BOBBIE: TONY, I'M REALLY NOT
THE BEST AUDIENCE FOR THIS
PARTICULAR CONVERSATION.
TONY: WHY NOT?
I CAN'T THINK OF ANYONE WHO
WOULD MORE APPRECIATE
THE NITMARE THAT MY LIFE
BECAME AFTER I LEFT
YOU FOR CARLY AND HOW
I HIDEOUSLY WAS SO DETERMINED
TO BE HAPPY.
AND YET ALL THE TIME, EVERY DAY,
MORE AND MORE, IT BECAME OBVIOUS
WHAT A TERRIBLE MISTAKE I'D
MADE.
BOBBIE: I DON'T SEE WHAT GOOD
IT DOES TO SEARCH FOR BLAME NOW.
THERE WAS PLENTY TO GO AROUND.
TONY: SO, IS THAT THE SPURNED
WIFE OR THE LOYAL MOTHER?
BOBBIE: THE BATTLE-SCARRED
VETERAN.
TONY: YEAH, WELL, WE ALL
WALKED AWAY WITH A FEW WOUNDS.
MY PROBLEM IS I'M STILL
BLEEDING.
I MEAN, YOU CAN'T STAND
THE SIGHT OF ME, AND I CAN'T GET
WITHIN 50 FEET OF MY OWN SON.
I'M NOT ASKING YOU FOR PITY
RIGHT NOW.
JUST CAN YOU SEE HOW I GOT TO BE
THIS WAY?
BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE EVERY FRIEND
I HAD BETRAYED ME.
BOBBIE: TONY, I WAS BETRAYED,
TOO.
THE BOOKS ARE BALANCED.
ISN'T IT TIME TO CLOSE THEM,
FOR GOD'S SAKE.
STOP TRYING TO TEAR DOWN
EVERYBODY ELSE'S LIFE AND START
BUILDING ONE FOR YOURSELF.
ALEXIS: FEEL FREE
TO UNDERESTIMATE ME, HELENA.
IT'S MY SECRET WEAPON AGAINST
YOU.
I'M MORE DANGEROUS THAN
YOU THINK.
HELENA: OH, MY DEAR,
YOU'D ALMOST HAVE TO BE.
AND AS FOR YOU, THE MACHIAVELLI
OF THIS MASTERFUL ASSAULT, I AM
CURIOUS ABOUT ONE THING -- WHY
DID YOU DO IT?
STEFAN: AFTER 20 YEARS,
I NEED A REASON?
YOU KNOW, HATE'S A LOT LIKE
LOVE, HELENA -- IF YOU LOOK
AT IT TOO CLOSEL IT TENDS
TO DISSOLVE.
HELENA: OH, I SEE.
AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU'D FINALLY
REALIZED THAT STEFAN'S INTEREST
IN YOUR WIFE WAS A BIT MORE
EARTHY THAN ADVERTISED.
OH, I KNEW THE TRUTH FOR YEARS.
LIKE ALL SIMPLE MEN, STEFAN IS
EASY TO READ -- ONE OF THE MANY
REASONS I STILL DOUBT THAT HE IS
NIKOLAS' FATHER.
UNLESS ONE OF YOU ARRANGED
FOR A BLOOD TEST?
LUKE: OH, NOT ME, BABY.
IF I START TAKING STEFAN'S
BLOOD, I'LL NEVER STOP.
HELENA: IN OTHER WORDS, NO.
WELL, HOW FOOLISH OF
YOU TO STAKE YOUR LIFE ON LESS
THAN A SURE THING.
NOW, LUKE, ON THE OTHER HAND,
HE HAS THE SATISFACTION
OF CAUSING THE DISCORD
HE DESIRES WHETHER OR NOT STEFAN
IS NIKOLAS' FATHER.
OR DIDN'T THAT OCCUR TO YOU?
ALEXIS: STEFAN'S REACTION
TODAY IS THE ONLY PROOF THAT
I NEED.
LUKE: IS THIS ANY WAY TO TALK
TO THE WOMAN WHO'S MADE ALL
YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE?
HELENA, THE CASSADINE PURSE IS
NOW IN PLAY.
YOU CAN LEGITIMATELY GRAB
WHATEVER YOU CAN GET YOUR GREEDY
LITTLE HANDS AROUND.
HELENA: OH, HOW YOU MUST BE
RELISHING THE THOUGHT
OF THE CASSADINE INHERITANCE
BEING TORN TO PIECES
BY MONEY-HUNGRY RELATIVES.
LUKE: NO.
PERSONALLY, I'D RATHER SEE
YOUR RELATIVES TORN APART
BY HUNGRY RODENTS.
BUT YOU GIVE ME FAR TOO MUCH
CREDIT, MY LITTLE SLAVIC
SOCIOPATH.
I WAS JUST STANDING HERE,
MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS.
LAUNDRY IN PUBLIC, AND IT'S
A VERY NASTY HABIT.
BUT NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT,
WITH ALL THOSE POSSIBLE HEIRS
OUT THERE, YOU KNOW, I'D STAY
OUT OF MY FAVORITE DARK ALLEYS
IF I WERE YOU.
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE THE THING
THAT GOES BUMP IN THE NIGHT.
HELENA: WELL, NOT EVEN
A FAREWELL?
YOUR PARTNER SEEMS TO HAVE
DESERTED YOU.
HOW UNFORTUNATE.
STEFAN: YES, I BELIEVE WE CAN
EXPECT HER TO VISIT THE ISLAND
SOMETIME THIS EVENING.
AS SOON AS THE LAUNCH DOCKS,
HAVE HER SEARCHED AND ESCORT
HER HERE.
NIKOLAS: YOU SURE HELENA'S
COMI?
I MEAN, SHE HARDLY SEEMED
TO CARE WHEN ALEXIS ANNOUNCED
TO THE WORLD THAT I WASN'T
THE HEIR.
STEFAN: OH, SHE CARED,
NIKOLAS.
SHE WAS SIMPLY WISE ENOUGH
TO CONCEAL IT.
MAKE NO MISTAKE, HELENA'S CALM
IS FAR MORE DANGEROUS THAN
HER RAGE.
WE NEED TO BE PREPARED.
NIKOLAS: BEEN PREPARING
FOR WEEKS.
STEFAN: YES.
BUT I DID NOT ANTICIPATE ALEXIS'
TREACHERY.
NIKOLAS: ALEXIS DID ME
A FAVOR TODAY.
I'M GLAD THE SECRET'S OUT.
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HOO-HOO !
IT'S THE TWIZZLERS SHOW
FEATURING THE
PULL-N-PEEL DANCERS.
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WHEN YOU PUT BATH TISSUE
ON YOUR LIST, REMEMBER
THREE WORDS OF COMFORT.
SOFT.
KLEENEX COTTONELLE ULTRASOFT
IS EVEN SOFTER...
THAN THE LEADING PREMIUM BRAND.
THICK. IT'S THICKER
THAN THE LEADING BRAND TOO.
AND KLEENEX,
A NAME YOU TRUST.
STEFAN: WHAT ALEXIS DID WAS
FOR HER BENEFIT, NOT YOURS,
AND QUITE UNEXPECTED.
NIKOLAS: WHY ARE
YOU SURPRISED?
I MEAN, ALEXIS TOLD YOU THAT
SHE WAS GOING TO STAKE
HER CLAIM.
STEFAN: I DID NOT FORESEE
SUCH A PUBLIC CHALLENGE
OR HELENA'S PRESENCE.
NIKOLAS: YOU DIDN'T THINK
SHE'D GO THAT FAR?
STEFAN: BY INVOLVING HELENA,
ALEXIS ENDANGERS YOUR LIFE!
NIKOLAS: BUT I AM SO GLAD
THE TRUTH IS OUT, I'M WILLING
TO TAKE THE DANGERS THAT GO
WITH IT.
AND NOW THAT I'M NOT THE PRINCE,
I'M -- I'M IRRELEVANT AND I'M
FREE.
STEFAN: YOU MAY BE FREE,
NIKOLAS, BUT YOU ARE NOT
IRRELEVANT.
NEVER, NEVER SAY THAT.
IF YOU ARE NO LONGER ENTITLED
TO LEAD THIS FAMILY, I STILL
CONTEND A SHARE OF THE LEGACY
REMAINS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT.
NIKOLAS: I ALREADY HAVE
EVERYTHING THAT I WANT
FROM THE CASSADINES, OK?
I HAVE A FATHER.
ALEXIS: GOOD GOD,
YOUR THREATS ARE RELENTLESS.
ONE MORE TIME --
LEGALLY I AM ENTITLED TO AS MUCH
OF THIS ESTATE AS YOU ARE --
MAYBE EVEN MORE.
CONSULT YOUR ATTORNEYS
IF YOU DOUBT ME.
HELENA: OH, I WOULDN'T DREAM
OF QUESTIONING YOUR LEGAL
EXPERTISE, NATASHA.
AFTER ALL, YOU'VE PAID A DEAR
PRICE FOR IT -- ALL THOSE YEARS
AS THE FAMILY DRUDGE,
DROWNING IN CASE HISTORIES
AND LEGALISMS.
AND ALL THE WHILE OVERLOOKING
THE ESSENTIALS -- JUST
AS YOU ARE DOING NOW.
ALEXIS: OH, DEAR.
YOU'RE GOING TO ENLIGHTEN ME,
AREN'T YOU?
HELENA: WELL, I CONSIDER IT
MY DUTY.
TO INHERIT, ONE MUST BE ALIVE.
AND ALAS, YOU'VE SEEN TO IT THAT
NO ONE IN OUR FAMILY SEEMS
OVERLY CONCERNED WITH
YOUR SURVIVAL.
YOU'VE ANTAGONIZED ME AND,
WHAT'S WORSE, STEFAN, THE ONLY
ONE WHO WOULD DEFEND YOU AGAINST
MY EXTREME DISAPPOINTMENT.
ALEXIS: I WON'T NEED
PROTECTION WHEN I FIND
MY RIGHTFUL PLACE IN OUR FAMILY.XPOSING STEFAN'S
SECRET, YOU HAVE JEOPARDIZED
NIKOLAS' LIFE -- A BETRAYAL
YOUR BROTHER WILL NEVER FORGIVE.
NO, HE MAY SAVE ME THE TROUBLE
AND KILL YOU HIMSELF.
ALEXIS: NOT TO WORRY.
I CAN LOOK AFTER MYSELF.
HELENA: OH, WE'LL SEE
IF THAT'S TRUE IN TIME,
WON'T WE?
AND DON'T COUNT ON LUKE.
YOU'VE SERVED YOUR PURPOSE
FOR HIM ALREADY.
ALEXIS: IF I WERE YOU,
I WOULD WORRY A LOT LESS ABOUT
ME AND MORE ABOUT YOUR OWN LIFE.
HELENA: AND IF I WERE YOU,
MY DEAR, I WOULD WORRY ABOUT
ME --
A GREAT DEAL.
ALEXIS: Ooh. My, my.
CARLY: AND THEN JASON TOOK
MICHAEL TO HIS APPOINTMENT
WITH DR. LONDON.
I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM SINCE.
A.J.: IT'S OBVIOUS WHAT
HAPPENED.
MONICA: IS IT, A.J.?
A.J.: WE HAVE TO FACE IT.
JASON KNEW HE COULDN'T KEEP
MICHAEL ONCE CARLY TOLD
THE TRUTH, SO --
MONICA: TRUTH?
EXCUSE ME, CARLY WOULDN'T KNOW
THE TRUTH IF IT CAME UP
AND PUNCHED HER IN THE NOSE.
A.J.: MOM, JUST BACK OFF
A LITTLE.
I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR BEING
DEVASTATED BY THIS, BUT CARLY --
SHE'S FEELING A LITTLE FRAGILE
HERSELF RIGHT NOW.
MONICA: "FRAGILE"?
"FRAGILE"?
A.J., HASN'T IT OCCURRED
TO YOU THAT EVERY TIME A FAMILY
EXPLODES IN PORT CHARLES,
THE ONE PERSON LEFT STANDING IS
CARLY.
SHE BROUGHT BOBBIE'S HOME DOWN
WITH HER LIES.
NOW SHE'S TRYING TO DO THE SAME
THING TO MINE.
CARLY: NO.
MONICA, I AM HERE BECAUSE I WANT
TO HELP MICHAEL.
MONICA: OH, STOP IT.
YOU HAVE NO INTEREST IN MICHAEL
OTHER THAN WHAT HE CAN DO
FOR YOU.
AND WHEN YOU FOUND OUT YOU COULD
BUY YOUR WAY INTO THIS HOUSE
WITH MICHAEL, YOU WERE ALL SET
TO BRING HIM TO A.J.
JUST THE ONE PROBLEM,
CARLY, IS THAT YOU SPENT ONE
WHOLE YEAR TELLING JASON WHAT
A THREAT WE WERE TO HIS CHILD.
AND GUESS WHAT?
HE'S BELIEVED YOU.
SO N HE HAS TAKEN THAT CHILD
TO A SAFE PLACE AWAY
FROM THE MONSTERS THAT
YOU CREATED.
A.J.: MOM, STOP IT!
CARLY: ME?
A.J.: STOP IT!
CARLY DOESN'T DESERVE THIS.
MAN, THAT CHILI
WAS HOT!
YEAH.
YOU GOT HEARTBURN,
TOO?
WANNA TRY THESE
NEW PEPCID AC
CHEWABLES?
IT SAYS YOU GOTTA
TAKE IT WITH WATER!
WHAT'S THE WATER FOR?
WITH TUMS,
YOU DON'T NEED WATER.
JUST BECAUSE NEW PEPCID
IS CHEWABLE
DOESN'T MEAN
IT WORKS LIKE TUMS.
TUMS CALCIUM
NEUTRALIZES
ACID FAST.
PEPCID CHEWABLES'
FAMOTIDINE HAS TO
GO THROUGH YOUR
BLOODSTREAM.
SO IT TAKES 40 MINUTES JUST TO
START CONTROLLING ACID.
YOU WANNA GO BACK
FOR WATER?
FORGET THE WATER.
PASS THE TUMS.
ü TUM TA TUM TUM TUMS ü
x

A WOMAN'S BODY...
IS ABOUT 70% WATER.
YET IT'S NATURAL TO OCCASIONALLY
EXPERIENCE PERSONAL DRYNESS.
K-Y LIQUID IS WATER BASED.
NON-STICKY.
IT'S FROM THE:
K-Y LIQUID.
WHEN I GOT MY INVITATION
TO MY CLASS REUNION,
DARRYL GOT OUT MY YEARBOOK.
LOOK AT YOUR HAIR.
I WAS LOOKING AT MY SMILE.
SURE LOOKED A LOT WHITER
AND HEALTHIER BACK THEN.
SO I SWITCHED TO
CREST EXTRA WHITENING.
IT WORKS KINDA LIKE
A DENTIST'S PASTE...
TO GENTLY POLISH AWAY STAINS
WITHOUT BLEACHING...
TO LET THE NATURAL WHITENESS
OF MY TEETH SHINE THROUGH.
THAT'S RIGHT. HEY !
KIM ! I KNOW THAT SMILE.
WAYNE !
YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT.
UH-OH, WE HAVE TO DANCE.
REMEMBER THIS ?
YEAH !
gO???O?
J.: WHATEVER --
WHATEVER SHE'S DONE IN THE PAST,
SHE'S AFRAID FOR HER SON NOW.
AND CAN YOU BLAME HER?
MICHAEL IS OUT THERE SOMEWHERE
WITH A MAN WHO CAN'T PRETEND
TO BE HIS FATHER ANYMORE,
A VIOLENT, UNPREDICTABLE
CRIMINAL --
MONICA: NO, NO, NO.
JASON WOULD NEVER HURT MICHAEL.
HE LOVES HIM, FOR GOD'S SAKES.
HE'S YOUR BROTHER.
A.J.: MY BROTHER'S DEAD.
I KILLED HIM.
I DIDN'T WANT TO BELIEVE IT,
BUT NOW I FINALLY DO.
AND MAYBE YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT IT,
TOO.
I MEAN, WHAT BETTER PROOF CAN
THERE BE THAN THIS?
HE'S TAKEN YOUR GRANDSON.
NOW, TELL ME, WOULD THE JASON
YOU LOVE HAVE DONE THAT?
MONICA: IF HE HAD A GOOD
REASON.
A.J.: MOM, EVEN CARLY
REALIZED THE TRUTH.
JASON'S GUILTY OF THE VERY THING
HE ACCUSES THIS FAMILY OF.
HE'S CONTROLLING MICHAEL
BY MANIPULATING HIS MOTHER.
FOR THE LAST YEAR, HE'S KEPT
CARLY FROM SEEING US
AND THREATENED HER WHEN
SHE WANTED TO TELL THE TRUTH.
MONICA: OH, NO, I DON'T
BELIEVE THAT FOR A SECOND.
WHAT COULD HE HAVE POSSIBLY SAID
TO YOU, CARLY, THAT YOU WOULD
CONSIDER A THREAT?
CARLY: HE DIDN'T HAVE TO SAY
ANYTHING, MONICA.
COME ON.
YOU KNOW YOUR SON.
YOU KNOW HOW HE GETS.
YOU KNOW THE LOOK COMES OVER
HIS FACE AND HE GETS COLD.
A.J.: PART OF IT'S MY FAULT.
YOU SEE, WHEN CARLY WAS
PREGNANT, I TOLD HER THAT
I WOULD TAKE THE BABY IF HE WAS
MINE.
SO SHE MADE A BAD CHOICE.
BUT JASON -- I'M TELLING
YOU RIGHT NOW -- JASON IS
THE ONE WHO KEPT IT GOING.
HE LIED TO THIS FAMILY.
HE KEPT ME FROM SEEING
MY OWN SON.
SO IN A WAY, HE KIDNAPPED
MICHAEL LONG AGO.
MONICA: IF WE COULD JUST
SPEAK TO HIM.
A.J.: HE HAS SPOKEN.
HE'S STOLEN MY SON.
AND THAT'S NOT --
THAT'S NOT CARLY'S FAULT.
WHATEVER SHE'S DONE, SHE'S DOING
THE RIGHT THING NOW.
SHE'S ADMITTING THE TRUTH.
SHE EVEN TRIED TO -- SHE EVEN
TRIED TO BRING MICHAEL TO ME.
SO GIVE HER A BREAK, WOULD YOU?
SHE'S -- SHE'S AFRAID
FOR HER SON, AND SO AM I.
MAC: YEAH, OK, FINE.
DID YOU FIND ANYTHING?
TAGGERT: LOTS OF TOYS.
NO INDICATION THAT MORGAN TOOK
THE KID.
NO SIGN HE'S BEEN IN TOUCH
WITH SONNY.
SONNY: YOU SHOULD'VE LISTENED
TO ME, LIEUTENANT.
WOULD'VE SAVED YOU A LOT
OF TROUBLE.
TAGGERT: OH, IT WAS
NO TROUBLE COMPARED
TO THE AMOUNT OF TROUBLE THAT
I'M GOING TO BRING DOWN
ON YOUR SORRY --
MAC: LIEUTENANT.
LIEUTENANT.
HAVE YOU CHECKED THE PHONE
RECORDS?
TAGGERT: I'M ON IT.
MAC: NO, I WANT GARCIA
ON THAT.
TAGGERT: BUT, SIR,
GARCIA ISN'T ON TOP OF THE CASE
LIKE I AM.
MAC: THEN I'M SURE YOU'LL
BRING GARCIA UP TO SPEED.
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING
ON, BUT I DON'T WANT THIS
TO BECOME ANOTHER ROUND
IN YOUR WAR BETWEEN MORGAN
AND CORINTHOS, ALL RIGHT?
I WANT GARCIA IN ON THIS EVERY
STEP OF THE WAY.
TAGGERT: COMMISSIONER,
IT'S REALLY NOT --
MAC: I ISSUE ORDERS,
LIEUTENANT, NOT DEBATE POINTS.
ARE WE CLEAR?
TAGGERT: YES, SIR.
MAC: GOOD.
THEN I WANT A REPORT ON THIS
SEARCH ON MY DESK FIRST THING
IN THE MORNING.
SONNY: THANKS, MAC.
MAC: NO NEED TO THANK ME,
SONNY.
I JUST DON'T WANT YOU OR JASON
CRYING HARASSMENT WHEN I SEND
A COP OVER HERE TO MAKE
AN ARREST.
AND I WILL, ON CHARGES THAT WILL
STICK.
SONNY: WELL, IT'S NOT GOING
TO BE FOR KIDNAPPING,
COMMISSIONER.
JASON DID NOT ABDUCT MICHAEL.
MAC: IF YOU'RE SO SURE THAT
JASON DIDN'T ABDUCT MICHAEL,
YOU MUST BE IN CONTACT WITH HIM,
RIGHT?
SO WHY DON'T YOU PICK UP
THE PHONE, GIVE HIM A CALL,
AND TELL HIM TO COME ON HOME.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
JOHNNY: JASON'S SISTER'S
HERE.
NED ASHTON'S WITH HER.
SONNY: LET THEM IN.
EMILY: SONNY, I HAD TO --
OH.
I GUESS YOU HEARD.
MAC: HELLO, EMILY.
EMILY: HI.
CARLY'S LYING, YOU KNOW.
JASON DIDN'T TAKE MICHAEL,
RIGHT?
MAC: THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING
TO FIND OUT.
EMILY: TELL HIM.
TELL HIM, SONNY.
I MEAN, TELL HIM JASON WOULDN'T
DO THAT.
HELENA: HAVE I DONE SOMETHING
TO MAKE YOU NERVOUS, STEFAN?
STEFAN: WAIT OUTSIDE
ON THE READY.
HELENA: WELL, I MUST SAY
YOU DO SELECT THE MOST APPEALING
HOODLUMS TO DO YOUR DIRTY WORK.
STEFAN: WHY ARE YOU HERE?
HELENA: CHECKING U
ON MY GRANDSON, OF COURSE.
NIKOLAS: I'M FINE, THANKS.
HELENA: NOW, NOW, NOW.
A GRANDMOTHER KNOWS BEST.
ALEXIS MUST HAVE HURT
YOU TERRIBLY TODAY, AND I CAN
ONLY IMAGINE THE HORROR STORIES
YOU'VE BEEN HEARING ABOUT WHAT
I WILL DO IF STEFAN IS TRULY
YOUR FATHER.
SO I'VE COME TO REASSURE
YOU MYSELF --
REGARDLESS OF YOUR PATERNITY,
NIKOLAS, MY LOVE FOR YOU IS
UNDIMINISHED.
ü I CAN'T TAKE MY
EYES OFF OF YOU ü
IF YOU THINK THE
CAVALIER LOOKS GOOD,
WAIT UNTIL YOU KNOW IT CAN GO
UP TO 100,000 MILES BEFORE ITS
FIRST SCHEDULED TUNE-UP.
CHEVY CAVALIER. THE MORE
YOU KNOW, THE BETTER IT LOOKS.
GENUINE CHEVROLET.
(man thinking)
PEPPERIDGE FARM
SAUSALITO.
MOUNTAINOUS MELT-IN-YOUR-MOUTH
CHUNKS OF THE FINEST CHOCOLATE.
BAKED UP BIG WITH MOUNDS
OF MUNCHABLE MACADAMIAS.
CRAVING CHOCOLATE CHIPS?
REACH FOR CHOCOLATE CHUNKS.
TICKET, PLEASE.
SAUSALITO.
ONE OF THE CHOCOLATE
CHUNK CLASSIC COOKIES
FROM PEPPERIDGE FARM.
SAUSALITO!
HERE'S A NEW TWIST
ON HEAT STYLING.
NOW ALL YOU DO
TO SHAPE THOSE CURLS...
AND HOLD THOSE WAVES...
WILL ACTUALLY
MAKE YOUR HAIR HEALTHIER.
IT'S ALL THANKS TO
HEAT ACTIVATED...
THERMASILK SHAPE & HOLD SPRAY.
THERMASILK'S UNIQUE
PROTEIN FORMULA...
IS TURNED ON BY HEAT
TO DO MORE THAN PROTECT,
IT ACTUALLY IMPROVES
YOUR HAIR'S CONDITION.
BECAUSE NOTHING'S MORE STYLISH
THAN HEALTHY HAIR.
THERMASILK:
MARY,
WHAT'S THE MATTER ?
IT'S THE LITTLE THINGS, JOHN,
AND IT'S ONLY ONCE A YEAR.
BUT WHERE DID I GO WRONG ?
YOU FORGOT TO GET ME
A HALLMARK VALENTINE CARD.
DON'T LET THIS
HAPPEN TO YOU.
REMEMBER:
V-DAY IS SUNDAY.
ARM YOURSELF WITH A CARD
BY SATURDAY.
AND ONLY A HALLMARK CARD.
THAT'S THE TICKET.
REMEMBER V-DAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT TO LOOK FOR.
88?#
CARS ARE NOW BREAKING
THE SOUND BARRIER.
SERVES ARE CLOCKED AT 140.
WE CAN TRAVEL
18,000 MILES AN HOUR INTO SPACE.
SO HOW COME PAIN RELIEF
ISN'T FASTER ?
INTRODUCING ADVIL LIQUI-GELS--
THE FIRST AND ONLY PAIN RELIEVER
IN A FASTER-ACTING...
LIQUID-FILLED CAPSULE
THAT'S GENTLE ON YOUR STOMACH.
ON TOUGH PAIN,
ADVIL LIQUI-GELS ARE STRONGER...
AND FASTER THAN
EXTRA STRENGTH TYLENOL.
HEADACHES TO MUSCLE ACHES,
NEW ADVIL LIQUI-GELS.
ADVANCED MEDICINE FOR PAIN.
STRONGER AND FASTER.
STEFAN: NIKOLAS KNOWS WELL
THE MANY EXPRESSIONS
OF YOUR LOVE -- FROM
YOUR ATTEMPTS TO MURDER ME,
HIS GRANDMOTHER LESLEY,
AND YOUR THREATS TO TREAT
HIS MOTHER WITH EQUAL
CONSIDERATION.
HELENA: AND I KNOW HOW
NIKOLAS HAS BEEN TUTORED
ON LIES, THIS LATEST BEING
THE CRUELEST.
YOUR LIFE IS PRECIOUS TO ME,
NIKOLAS.
SURELY YOU CAN'T BELIEVE THAT
I WOULD CUT IT SHORT JUST
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT STAVROS' SON.
NIKOLAS: IS THERE ANY REASON
TO DOUBT IT?
HELENA: STARTING
WITH YOUR OWN COMMON SENSE WOULD
BE SMART.
YOU ARE THE GRANDS OF MIKOS
CASSADINE.
IF STEFAN IS TRULY YOUR FATHER,
THEN THE GREATNESS OF OUR FAMILY
HAS SIMPLY SKIPPED A GENERATION.
STEFAN: YOUR POWERS
OF PERSUASION ARE FAILING U.
HELENA: OH, NOT THE FIRST
TIME THAT FAMILY FEELING HAS
BEEN UNDERCUT BY FAMILY
POLITICS.
BUT PERHAPS IT WOULD BE BEST
IF ALEXIS DOES PROVE THAT
NIKOLAS IS NOT THE PRINCE.
THE LEGACY WOULD BE FAIRLY
DIVIDED, AND AT LAST I'D HAVE
A CHANCE TO GET TO KNOW
MY GRANDSON.
NIKOLAS: I DON'T WANT TO KNOW
YOU.
WHEN THE ESTATE IS SETTLED,
YOU CAN TAKE YOUR MONEY
AND LEAVE ME ALONE.
STEFAN: THAT LAST REQUEST
WILL BE COMPLIED WITH
IMMEDIATELY.
HELENA: FOR THE MOMENT.
ON SECOND THOUGHT, I STILL HOPE
ALEXIS IS WRONG.
NIKOLAS DESERVES A BETTER FATHER
THAN YOU.
STEFAN: THANK YOU, MOTHER.
GUARDS.
TAKE HER AWAY.
NIKOLAS: IT'S OVER.
STEFAN: IT'S JUST BEGINNING.
SONNY: YOU KNOW WHAT?
I CAN'T DISCUSS THIS
WITH THE POLICE BECAUSE
YOUR GRANDFATHER GAVE THEM
AN EXCUSE TO GO AFTER JASON
AND THEY'LL TWIST WHATEVER
I SAY.
THEY'LL MAKE THE SITUATION
WORSE.
MAC: AS IT HAPPENS, I WAS
JUST LEAVING.
EMILY: NED, CAN I SPEAK
TO SONNY ALONE?
NED: I THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
HOW MUCH EMILY MEANS TO JASON.
SHE TRUSTS HIM NEVER TO LIE
OR HURT HER IN ANY WAY --
SOMETHING WE SHOULD ALL TRY
TO EMULATE, DON'T YOU THINK?
EMILY: NED.
THANK YOU.
NED: I'LL BE RIGHT OUTSIDE.
EMILY: OK.
EMILY: JASON WOULD HAVE TOLD
YOU, RIGHT?
I MEAN, IF HE TOOK MICHAEL?
SONNY: HE --
HE TOOK MICHAEL ON A TRIP.
HE DID NOT STEAL THE BOY
FROM HIS MOTHER.
EMILY: I KNEW IT.
I KNEW IT.
CARLY IS SUCH A LIAR.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVEN LISTENED
TO HER.
JASON IS GOING TO BRING MICHAEL
BACK, RIGHT, AND PROVE THAT
SHE'S A LIAR?
SONNY: HOLD ON.
NOW, I HAVEN'T TALKED TO JASON,
SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S GOING
TO DO.
EMILY: WHAT?
SONNY: BUT IF I WERE
IN THE SAME SITUATION,
I WOULDN'T BE COMING BACK.
NOW, I WISH I COULD TELL YOU
SOMETHING ELSE,
BUT I'M NOT SURE YOU'LL EVER SEE
JASON AGAIN.
EDWARD: HAVE YOU HEARD
THE NEWS?
MONICA: MICHAEL IS GONE
BECAUSE OF CARLY.
EDWARD: NO.
SHE'S NOT THE MAJOR CULPRIT
IN THIS CATASTROPHE.
MONICA: NO, THAT WOULD
BE YOU.
EDWARD: NO, MONICA.
NOW, THIS TIME YOU WILL NOT
POINT THE FINGER OF BLAME
IN MY DIRECTION.
WHEREVER MICHAEL IS,
JASON MORGAN NEE QUARTERMAINE
WILL BE HOLDING HIS HAND.
MONICA: WHAT A BITTER DAY IT
MUST BE FOR YOU, EDWARD,
AFTER ALL THE HARD WORK YOU'VE
DONE TO GET MICHAEL INTO THIS
HOUSE --
TURNING AGAINST ONE OF MY SONS,
GETTING THE OTHER SON TO FIGHT
JU AS DIRTY AS YOU,
AND UNDERMINING EVERY ATTEMPT
AT COMPROMISING.
EDWARD: MY ACTIONS WERE THOSE
OF A CONCERNED GRANDPARENT.
JASON'S ACTIONS WERE THOSE
OF A KIDNAPPING CRIMINAL --
WHICH IS WHAT HE IS,
MONICA, AND IT'S ABOUT TIME
YOU STARTED ACKNOWLEDGING IT.
MONICA: ALL RIGHT, I WILL.
JASON IS A CRIMINAL.
EDWARD: YEAH.
MONICA: AND NOBODY KNOWS
BETTER THAN ME.
THE NIGHT THAT I PULLED A GUN
ON PIERCE DORMAN, JASON WAS
RIGHT THERE.
HE WAS SO EFFICIENT.
HE WAS SO METHODICAL.
IT WAS REALLY CHILLING.
AND I BELIEVE THAT HE WILL USE
HIS EXPERTISE AGAINST US.
EDWARD: I'M NOT AFRAID
OF THAT HOODLUM.
MONICA: WELL, I'M TERRIFIED.
IF HE DOESN'T WANT TO COME BACK
HERE, WE WILL NEVER SEE HIM
OR MICHAEL AGAIN.
CARLY: YOU KNOW,
I WAS REALLY TRYING TO KEEP
MY BABY AT ALL COSTS.
AND INSTEAD, IT LOOKS LIKE I'M
GOING TO LOSE HIM FOREVER.
I KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO HAVE
YOUR CHILD TAKEN AWAY.
THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.
AND I'M REALLY SORRY FOR DOING
THAT TO YOU.
A.J.: WELL, YOU'RE HERE NOW.
WE CAN S THINGS RIGHT.
CARLY: CAN WE?
A.J.: JASON'S NOT
ALL-POWERFUL.
HE CAN BE TRACED.
AND ANYONE WHO MEETS MICHAEL
ONCE NEVER FORGETS HIM.
WE'LL FIND OUR SON.
I PROMISE YOU.

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