General Hospital Transcript Friday 1/29/99

Provided by Laura

EDWARD: WHEN CARLY FINDS OUT
THAT HER OWN DOCTOR THINKS
SHE SHOULD BE BACK IN FERNCLIFF,
SHE'LL SIGN ANYTHING WE WANT.
MONICA: YOU DO WHAT YOU HAVE
TO DO.
LAURA: I WANT YOU.
STEFAN: I'M NOT AVAILABLE
FOR RUSHING HEAD LONG INTO ONE
THING TO MASK THE PAIN
OF ANOTHER.
BOBBIE: RUBY HAD
A HEART ATTACK, LUKE.
SHE DIED IN HER SLEEP.

JASON: WELL, IT'S NOT GOING
TO NEED A LOT OF WORK TO GET
THINGS UP AND RUNNING.
SONNY: STILL, THE MORE TIME
WE TAKE, THE MORE TIME MORENO
HAS TO GET NERVOUS FIGURING OUT
WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO DO.
I CAN GET USED TO THIS.
IS THAT LAURA?
JASON: YEAH, I THINK SO.
SONNY: SHE'S PROBABLY HEADED
TO SPOON ISLAND.
DIDN'T YOU TELL ME LUKE WAS
COMING HOME FOR RUBY'S SERVICE?
JASON: THAT'S WHAT BOBBIE
SAID.
ELIZABETH: LUCKY, I'M ALREADY
LATE, AND RUBY'S GOING
TO KILL ME.
LUCKY: STOP WORRYING.
RUBY'S NOT GOING TO DOCK
YOUR PAY FOR GOING ON A SCHOOL
FIELD TRIP.
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT THE BUS GOT
IN LATE, OK?
ELIZABETH: HEY, SHE FORGOT
TO FLIP THE SIGN.
LUCKY: THAT'S NOT LIKE RUBY.
LUCKY: RUBY?
LUCKY: WHAT HAPPENED?
BOBBIE: I TRIED TO REACH YOU.
IT'S RUBY.
ELIZABETH: WHAT?
BOBBIE: SHE'S GONE.
YOO-HOO. EXCUSE ME.
WHO, ME ?
NEED SOME HELP
ON THOSE COLORS ?
PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO MEET
BLEACH-FREE CLOROX 2.
UP HERE IN THE GREEN.
I'M BLEACH-FREE.
I REMOVE STAINS
LIKE SHE DOES.
BUT INSTEAD OF BLEACH,
SHE'S GOT ENZYMES.
OH, I LIKE IT!
BLEACH-FREE CLOROX 2.
A BLEACH-FREE BREAKTHROUGH
THAT WORKS WITH ENZYMES
TO REMOVE STAINS
AND KEEP COLORS BRIGHT.
LOOK AT THESE COLORS!
YOU DID GREAT,
BLEACH-FREE.
THAT'S MY JOB.
( laughs )
BLEACH-FREE CLOROX 2.
REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP.
I SLIP IN UNNOTICED.
PENETRATE THE DEFENSES.
SECURE THE DISCS.
THEN DESTROY THE EVIDENCE.
THERE'S NO WRONG WAY
TO EAT A REESE'S.
TEDDY GIBBS CAN'T LET
A SORE THROAT STOP HIM.
EVEN WHEN
IT FEELS THIS RAW.
HE TOUGHS IT OUT
THROUGH THE HACKING COUGH...
THE ACHES, THE FEVER
BUT WHEN THE JOB IS DONE
HE'S DESPERATE...
(whistle sounds)
...FOR FAST, POWERFUL
THERAFLU RELIEF.
WITH THE FIRST SIP OF THAT
SOOTHING, LEMONY HOT LIQUID
HE FEELS COMFORT INSTANTLY.
SOON, HIS
THROAT FEELS CALMED
HIS COUGH QUIETED.
MAXIMUM STRENGTH THERAFLU.
NOW IN NEW CHERRY
SORE THROAT AND COUGH.
INSTANT COMFORT.
POWERFUL RELIEF.
[ Man ]
HAVING KIDS IS AN EDUCATION.
HAVING THREE IS A MASTERS
IN ECONOMICS.
ONE IS NEVER ENOUGH
OF ANYTHING.
GOOD THING THERE'S
PUFFS ADVANCED.
ONE CAN DO THE JOB OF TWO
OF THAT OTHER NATIONAL BRAND...
BECAUSE IT'S TWICE AS STRONG.
SO YOU CAN USE IT EVERY DAY
FOR JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING.
AND THERE'S NO LOTION
IN THIS PUFFS.
HMM-- REALLY STRONG,
WORKS HARD EVERY DAY--
SOUND LIKE SOMEONE YOU KNOW?
JUST LIKE YOU,
COME ON, TINKER.
GO GET THE PAPER.
IT'S GOTTA BE
THE PUPPY CHOW.
Announcer:
OUR ADVANCED NUTRITION
DELIVERS THE ESSENTIAL NUTRIENTS
HE NEEDS
TO GROW FROM A HEALTHY PUPPY
TO AN EXCEPTIONAL DOG.
PURINA PUPPY CHOW BRAND.
LUCKY: HOW?
BOBBIE: IN HER SLEEP.
SHE HAD A HEART CONDITION,
AND
SHE DIDN'T TELL ANYONE.
IT JUST STOPPED.
ELIZABETH: SO SHE NEVER KNEW?
BOBBIE: NO.
NO SUFFERING.
SO WE'RE GOING TO HAVE AN OPEN
HOUSE HERE THIS AFTERNOON.
YOU KNOW HOW SHE ALWAYS THOUGHT
AHEAD.
WELL, A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO
SHE LEFT VERY SPECIFIC
INSTRUCTIONS ABOUT WHAT
SHE WANTED, AND SHE WAS VERY
CLEAR THAT SHE DIDN'T WANT
ANYTHING FORMAL, SO --
YOUR DAD
HAPPENED TO CHECK IN, SO I TOLD
HIM.
LUCKY: CAN HE MAKE IT?
BOBBIE: YEAH.
HE'S ON HIS WAY HOME.
I WASN'T ABLE TO REACH LAURA.
ELIZABETH: THIS PLACE
WITHOUT RUBY --
LUCKY: OUR LIVES
WITHOUT RUBY.
BOBBIE, IS THERE ANYTHING
YOU NEED ME TO DO AROUND HERE
OR ANYWHERE?
BOBBIE: NO, THANKS.
I THINK WE'VE GOT IT.
CARLY'S BEEN HELPING.
LUCKY: OK, I'M GOING TO TAKE
OFF FOR A LITTLE WHILE,
THEN, SO THIS STUFF SINK IN, OK?
BOBBIE: SURE.
ELIZABETH: WE'LL BE BACK.
CARLY: HEY.
EVERYTHING IS KIND OF UNDER
CONTROL FOR LATER, SO
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO?
BOBBIE: CAN YOU RAISE
THE DEAD?
CARLY: I'VE BEEN TOLD I CAN
WAKE THEM SOMETIMES.
BOBBIE: ME, TOO.
RUBY, TOO.
BOBBIE: I'M VERY GRATEFUL
THAT YOU'RE HERE.
CARLY: THANKS.
BOBBIE: DID YOU CHECK
ON MICHAEL?
CARLY: YEAH.
LETICIA AND JOHNNY ARE STILL
WITH HIM AT SONNY'S,
ALTHOUGH I'D LIKE TO THINK THAT
EVEN THE QUARTERMAINES WOULD BE
DECENT ENOUGH NOT TO TRY
ANYTHING TODAY.
I KNOW THIS IS REALLY HARD
FOR YOU.
BOBBIE: I'M REALLY SORRY THAT
YOU NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO KNOW
RUBY.
SHE WAS ALL THE FAMILY THAT LUKE
AND I EVER HAD.
CARLY: I KNOW YOU'LL MISS
HER.
BOBBIE: YOU CAN'T EVEN BEGIN
TO IMAGINE WHAT A WONDERFUL
PERSON SHE WAS.
CARLY: NO.
I CAN'T.
THE BIGGEST THING I KNEW ABOUT
RUBY IS THAT S'S THE ONE WHO
TALKED YOU INTO GIVING ME AWAY
WHEN I WAS BORN.
SONNY: TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT'S
UP BETWEEN THE SPENCERS
AND THE CASSADINES.
JASON: WELL, YOU KNOW LUKE.
HE'S PRETTY PRIVATE,
KE WHATEVER IT IS, HE WANTS
TO HANDLE IT ON HIS OWN.
HE'S BEEN KIND OF WEIRD,
IN AND OUT OF TOWN A LOT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO TELL
YOU THIS.
LUCKY DISAPPEARED FOR A FEW
DAYS.
FROM WHAT I GOT, LUKE HAD HIM
HIJACKED UP TO SOME CABIN
IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.
SONNY: HIJACKED HOW?
JASON: JUST SHOWED UP
AND TOOK HIM.
AND LUCKY CAME BACK
TO THE GARAGE A COUPLE DAYS
LATER, BUT HE JUST SAID HE WAS
SORRY HE MISSED WORK.
YOU DO THINGS
NOBODY ELSE UNDERSTANDS
TO PROTECT THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE.
SONNY: YOU JUST HAVE TO BE
CAREFUL.
SOMETIMES YOU WIND UP HURTING
THE PEOPLE YOU'RE ONLY TRYING
TO PROTECT.
JASON: YEAH.
I'M GOING TO TAKE OFF.
YOU HEADING BACK?
SONNY: NO.
I'M GOING TO STICK AROUND.
STEFAN: I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
YOU'VE JUST SAVED ME
FROM REVIEWING YET ANOTHER LEGAL
BRIEF,
AN OBVIOUS MISNOMER.
ARE YOU STILL INTERESTED
IN TAKING THE HORSES
TO THE SOUTH SHORE, OR HAS
THE WEATHER TURNED TOO COLD?
LAURA: IT IS A LITTLE BRISK
OUT THERE.
STEFAN: SOMETHING HAPPEN?
IS IT YOUR MOTHER?
LAURA: NO.
MY MOTHER'S FINE.
SHE'S BETTER, IN FACT.
IT'S JUST THAT ON MY WAY
TO THE LAUNCH, I RAN
INTO A COUPLE OF LUKE'S FRIENDS.
THEY DIDN'T KNOW THAT I SAW
THEM, BUT -- ANYWAY, I JUST
FELT LIKE --
I FELT LIKE THEY CAUGHT ME DOING
SOMETHING WRONG.
LUKE MAY HAVE LEFT ME,
BUT I'M STILL NOT FREE.
I THOUGHT YOU QUIT SMOKING.
I DID.
REALLY ?
WHAT'S UP
WITH THAT ?
IT'S A NICOTROL INHALER.
IT GIVES ME THE NICOTINE I NEED
TO FIGHT MY CRAVINGS...
AND HELP ME QUIT.
REALLY ?
BUT YOU CAN ONLY USE IT
FOR UP TO SIX MONTHS,
AND YOU HAVE TO USE IT AS PART
OF A STOP-SMOKING PROGRAM.
YOU HAVE TO STOP SMOKING
FIRST, THEN...
YOU CAN'T USE IT WITH ANYTHING
ELSE CONTAINING NICOTINE.
IT'S IMPORTANT TO TELL
YOUR DOCTOR IF YOU HAVE
HEART OR LUNG DISEASE...
OR ARE PREGNANT OR NURSING.
THE MOST COMMON SIDE EFFECTS
ARE MILD THROAT OR MOUTH
IRRITATION,
COUGH AND UPSET STOMACH.
HOW DO I LOOK ?
SURPRISINGLY INTELLIGENT.
ASK YOUR DOCTOR
FOR PRODUCT INFORMATION.
HA HA HA HA!
YOU CAN'T BLAME 'EM.
THEY TRY.
BUT WHAT DOES A GUY KNOW
ABOUT A PERIOD ?
HE SAYS, "TAKE TYLENOL."
IT'S NOT ENOUGH.
I NEED MIDOL.
FOR THE CRAMPS, HEADACHE,
MAJOR-LEAGUE BLOATING,
MIDOL'S JUST AS STRONG
ON PAIN,
BUT IT DOES MORE
THAN ADVIL OR TYLENOL...
BECAUSE IT'S GOT SOMETHING EXTRA
TO FIGHT BLOATING
AND FATIGUE TOO.
I WIN.
MUST BE THE RENTED SHOES.
LUCKY: YOU KNOW THOSE --
THOSE FORMS THAT ASK WHO
TO CONTACT IN CASE THERE'S
AN EMERGENCY?
I REMEMBER MY DAD TELLING ME
ONCE HE HAD SOMETHING TO FILL
OUT, AND HE SAID HE REALIZED
FOR THE FIRST TIME THAT HE HAD
A NAME TO WRITE --
RUBY.
HE SAID THAT IF YOU'VE NEVER HAD
A NAME BEFORE TO PUT DOWN THERE,
THEN IT MEANS A LOT.
YOU KNOW, WHEN
MOM AND DAD AND I
CAME BACK TO PORT CHARLES,
WE HAD TO SPLIT UP, AND I WAS
THE FIRST ONE TO GET IN.
I CAME STRAIGHT TO RUBY.
I MEAN, SHE WAS LIKE HOME BASE.
ELIZABETH: HOME BASE --
THAT'S A GOOD WAY TO PUT IT.
LUCKY: SHE WAS --
EVERYTHING DAD SAID.
AT LEAST HE WAS RIGHT ABOUT
THAT.
ELIZABETH: I WAS TERRIBLE
TO HER WHEN I FIRST STARTED
WORKING AT KELLY'S, REMEMBER?
SHE FIRED ME, AND THEN
YOU CONVINCED HER TO GIVE ME
ANOTHER CHANCE.
LUCKY: YEAH, SHE WAS TOUGH.
BUT SHE WAS ALWAYS FAIR.
I MEAN, SHE ONLY EXPECTED
PEOPLE TO DO WHAT SHE WAS
ALREADY GOING TO GIVE HERSELF,
YOU KNOW?
ELIZABETH: NO.
RUBY GAVE A LOT MORE THAN
I THINK SHE EVER EXPECTED BACK.
I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S GONE.
JERRY: LUCAS AND I ARE
HANGING OUT WHILE BOBBIE SETS UP
SOMETHING FOR RUBY'S FRIENDS
AND FAMILY.
YOU OK?
JAX: YEAH.
I WAS SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT
YOUR AUNT RUBY.
IT'S HARD TO LOSE SOMEONE
YOU LOVE.
JERRY: YEAH, WELL, WE WERE
HEADED TO THE PARK, BUT IT'S
GETTING A BIT NIPPY OUT THERE.
SO, HOW ARE YOU FIXED FOR VIDEO
GAMES?
JAX: OH, I'VE GOT SOME GREAT
ONES.
YOU WANT TO HAVE A LOOK?
LUCAS: I'D FEEL BAD HAVING
FUN WHEN MY AUNT RUBY JUST DIED.
JERRY: YOU KNOW, LUCAS,
I WOULDN'T EVER WANT YOU TO DO
ANYTHING THAT YOU FELT BAD
ABOUT.
AND TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOUR
AUNT RUBY THAT WELL.
BUT FROM THE GREAT STORIES THAT
YOUR MOM'S BEEN TELLING ME,
SHE WAS A LADY WHO LOVED
TO LAUGH.
AND SHE LIKED THE PEOPLE
SHE LOVED TO BE HAPPY.
WHAT WAS THAT SAYING THAT
YOUR MOM USES ALL THE TIME?
LUCAS: GRAB THE GOOD TIMES
WHEN YOU CAN.
JERRY: THAT'S IT.
LUCAS: AUNT RUBY SAID THAT
ALL THE TIME.
JAX: SOUNDS LIKE
YOUR AUNT RUBY COULD HAVE BEEN
AN HONORARY JACKS.
LUCAS: WHAT'S THAT?
JERRY: PEOPLE WHO HAVE ALWAYS
KNOWN HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
LISTEN TO THIS --
THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME WHEN JAX
AND I WERE LITTLE BOYS THAT
WE WENT ICE FISHING.
AND WE WERE IN THIS HUT
IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS FROZEN
LAKE.
LUCAS: MY DAD TOOK MY ONCE.
JERRY: DID HE?
JAX: YOU KNOW WHAT OUR DAD
DID THEN?
HE SNUCK UP ON US IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE NIGHT, AND HE TIED
THE HUT TO THE SNOWMOBILE
AND DRAGGED US ALL AROUND
THE LAKE.
YOU REMEMBER THAT, JERRY?
JERRY: BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT
TO HAVE A GOOD TIME, YOU NEED
TO GET JAX AND ME TO PLAY
ROBO-CLONE.
LUCAS: YOU HAVE ROBO-CLONE?
NO WAY!
JERRY: NO.
JAX: I DID --
JERRY: DON'T EVEN START.
JAX: I GOT TO LEVEL FOUR,
JERRY.
JERRY: YEAH, SO HE CLAIMS,
BUT HE NEVER ACTUALLY COULD TELL
ME WHAT WAS IN LEVEL FOUR.
JAX: WELL, THAT'S
BECAUSE IT'S A SECRET.
JERRY: HOW CONVENIENT.
JAX: ONLY CLONE MASTERS WHO
ACTUALLY GOT THAT FAR ARE
ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT IT.
JERRY: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
DO YOU WANT TO PLAY?
LUCAS: YEAH!
JAX: AND THEN, YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU HAVE TO IDENTIFY YOURSELF --
JERRY: YEAH, WITH A SECRET
PASSWORD.
LUCAS: DID HE REALLY MAKE IT
TO THE FOURTH LEVEL?
JERRY: NO!
JAX: YES, I DID.
I MADE IT TO THE FOURTH LEVEL.
JERRY: COME ON.
CARLY: I'M SORRY.
THAT WAS STUPID.
LOOK, IF TODAY TURNS OUT TO BE
ONE OF THOSE "SHARE WHAT
YOU REMEMBER MOST ABOUT RUBY"
DAYS, I PROMISE YOU THAT I WILL
NOT PIPE UP AND SAY SHE TALKED
MY MOTHER INTO GIVING ME AWAY.
BESIDES, MOST OF THE PEOPLE HERE
WOULD SAY GOOD RIDDANCE ANYWAY.
BOBBIE: YOU KNOW SOMETHING,
HONEY?
THERE WERE TIMES OVER THE YEARS,
ESPECIALLY WHEN I HAD BEEN LED
TO BELIEVE THAT YOU HAD DIED,
THAT I WAS SO ANGRY AT RUBY.
BUT I FINALLY CAME TO REALIZE
THAT SHE ONLY ENCOURAGED ME
TO DO WHAT SHE THOUGHT WAS BEST
FOR ME AND FOR MY LITTLE BABY
GIRL.
NOW, I RECOGNIZE THAT YOU DON'T
AGREE WITH THAT.
BUT YOU HAVE MADE SOME UNPOPULAR
DECISIONS YOURSELF BASED ON WHAT
YOU THINK IS BEST FOR MICHAEL.
AND ONE THING YOU HAVE TO SAY
ABOUT RUBY -- EVERYTHING THAT
CAME FROM HER,
EVEN QUESTIONABLE ADVICE,
ALWAYS CAME FROM THE HEART.
AND I ALSO KNOW THAT TODAY WOULD
BE MUCH HARDER FOR ME
IF YOU WEREN'T HERE.
JASON: SORRY TO INTERRUPT.
YOU HAVE A DELIVERY.
YOU STILL WANT TO BE THERE?
CARLY: OH.
OH, YOU KNOW, I HAVE SOME
FURNITURE BEING DELIVERED
TO OUR NEW PENTHOUSE TODAY.
BOBBIE: JUSTUS HAS ALREADY
MOVED OUT?
CARLY: YEAH.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
I CAN STAY HERE IF YOU NEED
ME TO.
IT'S -- IT'S FINE.
I'LL JUST HAVE JOHNNY LET
THEM IN.
BOBBIE: NO. IT'S OK.
GO AHEAD. REALLY.
I MEAN IT.
IT'S -- I THINK IT'S REALLY
IMPORTANT TO FOCUS ON LIFE.
AND BESIDES, ONE OF RUBY'S
FAVORITE SAYINGS WAS GRAB
THE GOOD TIMES WHILE YOU CAN.
AND KNOWING YOU, NEW FURNITURE
BEING DELIVERED IS RIGHT UP
THERE WITH SABLE COATS.
CARLY: HEY, YOU KNOW,
SOME OF IT IS ACTUALLY
FOR YOUR GRANDSON.
JASON: I THOUGHT IT WAS
LIVING ROOM STUFF.
CARLY: WHICH MICHAEL WILL
LEARN TO CLIMB ON.
DO YOU WANT ME TO COME BACK?
BOBBIE: NO, IT'S FINE.
FELICIA WILL BE HERE IN A FEW
MINUTES.
AND IF YOU REALLY WANT TO HELP,
SPEND THE DAY PLAYING
WITH MY GRANDSON, AND GIVE HIM
A BIG KISS FOR ME.
CARLY: ARE YOU SURE?
BOBBIE: YEAH.
THANKS FOR THIS MORNING.
JASON, THANK YOU FOR YESTERDAY.
CARLY: HEY, YOU,
CALL ME IF YOU NEED ME.
BOBBIE: I WILL.
CARLY: I MEAN IT.
BYE, HONEY.
OK.
A COLD MEDICINE...
CAN'T WORK IF YOUR CHILD
WON'T TAKE IT.
AND THEY'RE OFF !
TAKING A QUICK LEAD,
TIMMY ROUNDS THE FIRST CORNER !
DOWN THE BANISTER !
MOM FALLS TWO LENGTHS
BEHIND.
OOPS ! TIMMY TRIPS !
LOOKS LIKE MOM
IS CLOSING IN,
BUT NO !
TIMMY CLEARS THE HURDLE !
DOWN THE STRETCH,
TIMMY BOLTS FOR THE DOOR !
BUT WAIT ! MOM WAVES
THE DIMETAPP ELIXIR !
KIDS'LL LOVE THAT BIG GRAPE
DIMETAPP TASTE.
PEDIATRICIANS
LIKE THE WAY IT WORKS.
IT'S THEIR #1 CHOICE.
WHOA ! GRAPE !
FOLKS,
WE HAVE A WINNER !
DIMETAPP:
MAX IS A MIGHTY DOG.
THAT'S WHY HE GETS NEW MIGHTY
DOG CARVED BEEF IN GRAVY.
TENDER SLICES IN
SAVORY GRAVY...
TO GIVE MAX ALL
THE ENERGY HE NEEDS.
NEW MIGHTY DOG CARVED BEEF AND
CARVED BEEF WITH PASTA.
MIGHTY DOG... FROM FRISKIES.
CC
YOUNG ANDREW IS ABOUT
TO DISCOVER JUST HOW STRONG
CHARMIN ULTRA IS.
STRONG ENOUGH FOR THIS.
THE STRONGEST BATHROOM TISSUE
THERE IS.
AND IT'S STILL
FACIAL TISSUE-SOFT.
CHARMIN ULTRA:
WHERE SOFTNESS AND STRENGTH
FORM THE PERFECT COMBINATION.
CHARMIN:
Woman: HERE WE GO AGAIN.ANYTHING FOR BEAUTY.
OOH, HOT-HOT-HOT!
DON'T ABUSE YOUR HAIR!
INFUSE YOUR HAIR!
WITH INFUSIUM 23!
IF YOU'RE LIKE ME,
WITH FRIED, DAMAGED HAIR
INFUSIUM 23
SHAMPOOS, CONDITIONERS
AND LEAVE-IN
TREATMENTS
CAN HELP TAKE AWAY THE BURN.
INFUSIUM 23 INFUSES MY HAIR
WITH ESSENTIAL ELEMENTS
TO BRING IT BACK TO LIFE.
CHECK OUT THE
DIFFERENCE!
SO, DON'T ABUSE YOUR HAIR!
INFUSE YOUR HAIR.
WITH INFUSIUM 23!
LUKE: OH, HELL.
BOBBIE: I WAS AT THE HOSPITAL
WHEN THEY CALLED ME ABOUT RUBY.
IT JUST FELT SO WRONG, AND
I STARTED THINKING MAYBE IT WAS
A MISTAKE, EVEN THOUGH I KNOW
THAT SOUNDS CRAZY.
LUKE: I HAD A BAD FEELING.
SHE CAME TO ME IN A DREAM FIVE
OR SIX NIGHTS AGO.
AND I HADN'T SPOKEN
WITH HER SINCE NEW YEAR'S.
AND I WAS SUPPOSED TO CALL HER.
I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER
THE DREAM, EXCEPT SHE WAS GIVING
ME ONE OF THOSE BONE-WITHERING
GLARES OF HERS, AND I WOKE UP
IN A COLD SWEAT.
BOBBIE: YEAH, WELL,
YOU ALWAYS KNEW WHERE YOU STOOD
WITH RUBY.
AND YOU ALWAYS KNEW SHE'D BE
THERE.
LUKE: WHAT WOULD HAVE
HAPPENED TO US, BARBARA JEAN,
IF SHE HADN'T TAKEN US
IN AND MADE US FAMILY ALL THOSE
YEARS AGO?
SHE HAD NO IDEA WHAT SHE WAS
GETTING HERSELF IN FOR.
BOBBIE: BUT SHE DIDN'T QUIT,
AND SHE DIDN'T KICK US OUT.
LUKE: WELL, MAYBE NOT YOU.
SHE SHOWED ME THE DOOR SEVERAL
TIMES.
BOBBIE: YEAH, WELL,
SHE ALWAYS LET YOU BACK IN.
LUKE: YEAH, BUT THAT WAS
BECAUSE SHE WAS A TOUGH-CRUSTED
COOKIE WITH A BIG, SOFT
MARSHMALLOW HEART.
SHE LIKED THE CHALLENGE.
SHE LIKED --
SHE LIKED US KEEPING
HER ON HER TOES.
BOBBIE: YEAH, WELL, WE DID
THAT.
BOBBIE: I KEEP THINKING SHE'S
GOING TO WALK IN.
LUKE: ALL THE TIMES
I LEFT THIS TOWN,
I NEVER LOOKED BACK
THINKING IT WOULD BE THE LAST
TIME I WOULD EVER SEE HER.
BOBBIE: IT'S BECAUSE
WE ALWAYS THOUGHT SHE'D BE
THERE.
I WENT UPSTAIRS A LITTLE WHILE
AGO, AND I WAS LOOKING AT ALL
THOSE PICTURES.
AND I THOUGHT, "GOSH,
YOU'VE REALLY LIVED LIFE."
SHE WAS BLESSED WITH A LOT
OF PEOPLE WHO LOVED HER.
LUKE: SHE WAS EASY TO LOVE.
BOBBIE: I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
FELICIA: HI.
LUKE: HI.
FELICIA: I WAS GLAD BOBBIE
REACHED YOU.
LUKE: THANK YOU.
FELICIA: I'M SORRY.
LUKE: I KNOW.
FELICIA: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO DO?
BOBBIE: WELL, THE PEOPLE WILL
BE COMING SOON, SO WE SHOULD
PROBABLY PUT THE COFFEE
ON AND START SETTING OUT
THE FOOD.
FELICIA: OK, WHY DON'T
YOU STAY HERE WITH LUKE,
AND I'LL GET THINGS MOVING?
LUKE: THANK YOU, FELICIA.
FELICIA: WERE YOU ABLE
TO FIND LAURA?
LAURA: THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
LAURA: THE OTHER NIGHT WHEN
YOU SLOWED THINGS DOWN AND SAID
THAT I WASN'T READY YET,
YOU WERE RIGHT.
THANK YOU.
STEFAN: MY MOTIVES WERE
PURELY SELFISH, LAURA.
WHEN YOU COME TO ME,
I DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE
IN THE ROOM.
IN THE MEANTIME, I SEE NO REASON
WE CAN'T SPEND TIME TOGETHER,
UNLESS IT WILL MAKE
YOU UNCOMFORTABLE.
LAURA: NO.
STEFAN: GOOD.
LAURA: I REALLY APPRECIATE
YOUR PATIENCE.
STEFAN: IT'S MY STRONG SUIT.
CARLY: OK.
AH, HERE YOU GO, MICHAEL.
LOOK AT THAT.
NOW YOU CAN PLAY IN HERE,
AND YOU STILL GET A FRONT-ROW
SEAT WHILE ALL OF OUR NEW
FURNITURE COMES.
JASON: YEP.
CARLY: HERE YOU GO.
DO YOU THINK IT'S OK THAT I'M
HERE?
I MEAN, DO YOU THINK I SHOULD
HAVE STAYED WITH BOBBIE?
JASON: WELL, SHE SAID
SHE DIDN'T NEED YOUR HELP.
CARLY: YEAH, SHE DID.
SHE WAS REALLY GRATEFUL FOR WHAT
YOU DID FOR HER YESTERDAY.
YOU KNOW THAT?
WITH THE ARRANGEMENTS
AND EVERYTHING?
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
JASON: LOOK, I ONLY DID WHAT
NEEDED TO GET DONE.
SHE DIDN'T NEED TO BE THINKING
ABOUT THAT STUFF.
CARLY: YEAH, I KNOW.
BUT STILL, YOU KNOW, IT MEANT
SO MUCH TO BOBBIE.
I MEAN, I THINK IT MEANT A LOT
TO HER THAT I WAS THERE,
TOO, YOU KNOW?
I FELT LIKE FAMILY FOR THE FIRST
TIME.
I DIDN'T KNOW RUBY VERY WELL,
BUT I JUST HAD THIS FEELING LIKE
I NEEDED TO BE THERE
FOR MY MOTHER, YOU KNOW?
AND YOU WERE THERE FOR
HER YESTERDAY.
WE WERE FUNCTIONING LIKE
A FAMILY, YOU KNOW?
I LIKE THAT.
IT'S WHAT WE WANT FOR YOU,
MICHAEL.
WE WANT A FAMILY, WHERE WE HELP
EACH OTHER OUT AND WE DO THINGS
FOR EACH OTHER.
RIGHT?
JASON: THAT'S WHAT A FAMILY
SHOULD DO, CARLY.
CARLY: YEAH.
JASON: LOOK, IT'S IMPORTANT
THAT THIS ISN'T JUST A PLACE
FULL OF STUFF MICHAEL PLAYS
WITH OR WHERE HE SLEEPS.
THIS HAS TO BE HOME --
WHERE HE GETS LOVE MORE THAN
ANYTHING ELSE AND NEVER HAS
TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT OUR OTHER
AGENDA IS.
CARLY: WE WANT THE SAME
THING, JASON.
A.J. WANTS MICHAEL FOR WHAT
MICHAEL CAN DO FOR HIM.
JASON: OK, HOLD ON.
NO, NO, NO -- THERE'S NO REASON
TO THINK ABOUT A.J.
HE'S GOING TO TAKE US TO COURT.
HE'S GOING TO LOSE.
THAT'S IT.
CARLY: RIGHT, OK.
JASON: OH, BUD, COME HERE.
WHAT'S UP?
OK, NOW WE'RE GOING TO ASK CARLY
WHAT SHE'S GOING TO DO TO THIS
PLACE.
CARLY: OH, OK.
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. OK.
JASON: YEAH. OK.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY,
BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT,
CARLY LOVES TO REDECORATE LIKE
THE WAY YOU AND I LIKE TO BE
OUTSIDE.
OK?
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACH]
MIKE: HEY.
GUESS YOU HEARD ABOUT RUBY.
I'M ON MY WAY OVER TO KELLY'S.
I UNDERSTAND THEY'RE HAVING
AN OPEN HOUSE SO ANYBODY WHO
WANTS TO STOP BY AND PAY
THEIR RESPECTS CAN.
GUESS IT WAS PRETTY UNEXPECTED.
SONNY: USUALLY IS.
YOU NEVER KNOW.
THE LAST TIME YOU SEE SOMEBODY
COULD REALLY BE THE LAST TIME.
LAST TIME I SAW BRENDA WAS RIGHT
HERE.
I TOLD MYSELF I PROBABLY
WOULD NEVER SEE HER AGAIN.
AND I REMEMBER SAYING THAT
TO MYSELF AND, IN MY HEART,
NOT BELIEVING IT FOR A SECOND.
AND I STILL CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY
IT ALL GOT SO TWISTED,
HOW HURTING HER BECAME THE ONLY
WAY I THOUGHT THAT I COULD
PROTECT HER.
MIKE: THERE'S -- THERE'S
NO WAY THAT YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN.
SONNY: YOU'RE RIGHT.
I COULDN'T HAVE.
I WOULDN'T HAVE --
I WOULDN'T HAVE BELIEVED IT,
JUST LIKE I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW
SHE FIGURED OUT A WAY
TO LET ME GO, TO MOVE ON.
MIKE: YEAH, BUT, LOOK,
ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU WANTED?
SONNY: I WANTED TO SAVE HER.
SHE DID IT.
SHE CUT THE CORD.
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHEN I KNEW?
THE WAREHOUSE FIRE, THE LAST
TIME I WAS HERE.
JACKS AND I CAME OUT
OF THE SMOKE.
SHE CAME RUNNING.
I THOUGHT SHE WAS RUNNING TO ME,
BUT SHE RAN RIGHT --
SHE RAN RIGHT PAST ME.
IF SHE WOULD HAVE GIVEN ME JUST
A GLIMPSE,
I WOULD HAVE KNOWN.
BUT SHE DIDN'T.
MIKE: YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN
WHAT?
SONNY: THAT SHE WASN'T OVER
ME.
BUT I FOUND OUT SHE WAS.
BUT THERE WAS STILL A PULL
FOR ME.
BUT STANDING HERE RIGHT NOW,
YOU KNOW,
I THINK THERE ALWAYS WILL BE.
NOBODY IN THIS HOUSE
EVER GETS DIARRHEA.
IT'S MY STOMACH, OKAY?
- OR NAUSEA.
- I WAS SICK TO MY STOMACH.
- OR EVEN INDIGESTION.
- OH, MY STOMACH !
BUT FOR ALL THOSE
"STOMACH" PROBLEMS,
I'M READY WITH PEPT0-BISMOL.
IT'S A WHOLE FIRST AID KIT
FOR STOMACHS.
NOT JUST A FEW LIKE THESE
OTHER LEADING MEDICINES.
WHETHER IT'S THEIR STOMACHS,
STOMACHS OR STOMACHS,
IT'S...
MOM LOVES WHEN I MAKE
FROSTED CUPCAKES FOR US.
HURRY UP !
THE ICING'S READY !
NO UGLY DISH WILL MAKE ME
MISS KATE'S BIG DESSERT.
AND THANKS TO DAWN, I WON'T.
[ Announcer ]
DAWN ANTIBACTERIAL...
SURROUNDS AND DISSOLVES
THE TOUGHEST GREASE...
BETTER THAN ANY BRAND.
PLUS IT KILLS GERMS
ON HANDS...
SO YOU'LL HAVE
NO WORRIES HERE.
- HI, MOMMY !
- [ Gasps ]
HERE'S ONE
SPRINKLE !
SWEET !
WITH DAWN I DON'T
MISS A THING.
AND BRAVE LIKE MULAN?
YEAH.
YEAH, AND THEN I COULD
RACE ON A HORSE.
AND MAYBE DO SOME HI-YA HI-YA.
AND GO TO CHINA, ASIA
AND ILLINOIS!
WHILE YOU CAN, TREAT THEM
TO A MCDONALD'S HAPPY MEAL
WITH TOYS FROM DISNEY'S
MULAN VIDEO.
ONE IN EVERY HAMBURGER HAPPY
MEAL YOU BUY, STILL $1.99.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
SOUNDS GOOD,
BUT THEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE
TO BIG FOR A HAPPY MEAL.
OH.
NEVERMIND.
DID SOMEBODY SAY MCDONALD'S?
[ Announcer ]
NOW BREATHE IN THE EXOTIC SCENT
OF THE TROPICS...
HERE... AND HERE.
WE'VE CAPTURED IT
IN TROPICAL BLOOM,
DOWNY'S LUSH,
NEW FLORAL SCENT.
GIVE CLOTHES
THE EXOTIC FRESHNESS
OF A TROPICAL GARDEN...
AND THE SOFTNESS
OF A PETAL.
EXPERIENCE
DOWNY'S NEW
TROPICAL BLOOM.
NOW BLOOMIN' EVERYWHERE.
BOBBIE: HAVE YOU SPOKEN
TO LAURA?
LUKE: NO.
I CAME STRAIGHT HERE.
BOBBIE: I DIDN'T WANT
HER TO FIND OUT FROM
AN ANSWERING MACHINE, SO I JUST
LEFT HER A MESSAGE ASKING
HER TO CALL ME WHEN SHE COULD.
LUCKY WAS AWAY OVERNIGHT
ON A SCHOOL FIELD TRIP,
BUT HE GOT BACK THIS MORNING,
SO I TOLD HIM.
MAYBE HE'S FOUND HER.
LUKE: HOW'D HE TAKE IT?
BOBBIE: LIKE YOU.
ELIZABETH WAS WITH HIM,
AND THEY WENT FOR A WALK,
BUT THEY SAID THEY'D BE BACK
FOR THE GATHERING.
LUKE: WHAT ABOUT LITTLE
LUCAS?
BOBBIE: JERRY TOOK HIM
FOR THE AFTERNOON, BUT HE'S
SO SAD.
I HATE HOW MUCH LOSS HE'S HAD.
LUKE: YEAH.
WELL, WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE
IN TERMS OF ARRANGEMENTS?
BOBBIE: WELL, RUBY WANTED
A BIG OPEN HOUSE FOR ALL
OF HER FRIENDS AND FAMILY
TO DRINK THE COFFEE AND EAT
THE CHILI AND TRADE EXAGGERATED
STORIES ABOUT HER.
THERE'S STILL TIME FOR
YOU TO TAKE A WALK, IF YOU'D
LIKE.
LUKE: YEAH.
MAYBE THAT WOULD BE GOOD.
I SURE LOVE YOU.
BOBBIE: I LOVE YOU, TOO.
LUKE: I'LL BE BACK.
FELICIA: WAS THAT JUST
INCREDIBLY INSENSITIVE OF ME,
MENTIONING LAURA TO HIM.
BOBBIE: OH.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
SOMEBODY HAS TO FIND HER.
MIGHT AS WELL BE HER HUSBAND.
HEY.
YOU FOUND THOSE COOKIES.
RUBY WOULD ALWAYS MAKE THEM,
AND SHE'D STASH THEM AWAY
FOR LUCAS.
FELICIA: MAXIE AND GEORGIE
LOVED THEM, TOO.
BOBBIE: I USED TO MAKE
A BATCH EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE,
YOU KNOW, A FEW FOR LUCAS,
AND THEN I'D TAKE THE EXTRAS
OVER TO THE CHILDREN'S WARD
AT G.H. FOR THE KIDS THERE
WITH DIABETES.
FELICIA: I REMEMBER YOU DOING
THAT WHEN MAXIE WAS
IN THE HOSPITAL.
SEE, IT WORKS LIKE THIS --
RUBY TEACHES YOU SOMETHING,
AND THEN YOU PASS IT ON.
BUT SHE'S THE ONE WHO
STARTED IT.
SO IN A WAY, SHE'S STILL HERE.
SHE'S NEVER GOING TO BE
FORGOTTEN.
THAT'S FOR SURE.
BOBBIE: THANK YOU.
MIKE: LOOK, IT'S NOT SO MUCH
THAT SHE JUST LET YOU GO
AND MOVED ON.
SHE CAME TO UNDERSTAND YOU,
AND SHE FORGAVE YOU.
AND THE ONE THING THAT SHE WOULD
WANT IS FOR YOU TO FIND A WAY
TO FORGIVE YOURSELF.
SONNY: IF YOU'RE GOING
TO GIVE ME ADVICE, MIKE,
DON'T PUT IT IN BRENDA'S MOUTH.
MIKE: THERE YOU GO.
I MEAN, YOU CAN'T EVEN ENTERTAIN
THE THOUGHT, CAN YOU?
YOU HOLD A GRUDGE LONGER THAN
ANYONE I'VE EVER SEEN.
AND THE BIGGEST ONE YOU CARRY IS
AGAINST YOURSELF.
SONNY: DON'T YOU HAVE TO BE
SOMEWHERE ELSE?
MIKE: LISTEN --
I -- I SAW BRENDA
AFTER YOU DID THE LAST TIME.
AND I HAD FULL-BLOWN
CONVERSATIONS WITH HER.
AND SHE LET YOU GO, YEAH,
BUT SHE WISHED YOU WELL.
AND I DO KNOW THIS --
THE ONE THING THAT SHE WOULD
REALLY WANT IS FOR YOU TO FIND
A WAY
TO BE HAPPY.
I NEED TO GET TO KELLY'S.
OH.
BY THE WAY,
THE ONE THING THAT I REALLY WANT
FOR YOU
IS THE SAME THING.
SONNY: MIKE.
JASON AND I ARE GOING TO GO
AHEAD WITH THE COFFEE BUSINESS,
AND I JUST --
I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO GET UPSET
BECAUSE YOU HEARD IT
FROM SOMEBODY ELSE.
MIKE: COFFEE'S A GOOD THING.
IT'S A GOOD THING TO BE DOING.
HEY.
LUKE: HI, MIKE.
MIKE: GOOD TO SEE YOU BACK.
LUKE: THANKS.
MIKE: SORRY ABOUT RUBY.
LUKE: YEAH.
I HEARD MY OLD PARTNER WAS
IN TOWN.
HEY.
SONNY: HEY.
HUH!
LUKE: DON'T MAKE ME FIGHT
DIRTY.
HEY, YOU DIDN'T WEAR THAT HAT.
SONNY: WHAT HAT?
LUKE: THE HAT I TOLD
YOU TO WEAR IN ALL THAT DAMN
SUNSHINE SO THAT YOUR BRAIN
WOULDN'T, YOU KNOW, BAKE.
GOT TO BE FRIED, MAN.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING LEAVING
A TROPICAL PARADISE TO COME
TO THE CHUCKLES IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE WINTER?
SONNY: WELL, I'M A SUIT GUY.
YOU KNOW THAT.
YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SUITS?
LUKE: SUITS?
OH -- OH.
THE THREE-PIECE THING?
SONNY: YEAH.
LUKE: YEAH, I HAD ONE
OF THOSE ON ABOUT THREE DAYS
AGO.
SONNY: YOU GOT A PICTURE?
LUKE: NO, MAN.
IT WAS TOO GRUESOME.
I LOOKED LIKE AN ACCOUNTANT.
HOW YOU DOING?
SONNY: UM --
I'M DOING FINE.
HOW YOU DOING?
LUKE: I'M OK.
SONNY: YEAH.
SORRY ABOUT RUBY.
LUKE: YEAH.
THANKS.
OK.
WHAT ARE YOU REALLY DOING HERE?
( juice pouring )
MOM SAYS THE WHOLE FAMILY
SHOULD HELP OUT WITH DINNER.
SO, SHE GAVE EVERYONE A JOB.
MY JOB'S MAKING
WELCH'S JuiceMakers.
BUT IT'S NOT TOO HARD.
SEE, WELCH'S JuiceMakers
IS A CONCENTRATE
BUT IT'S NOT FROZEN.
AND IT COMES IN ALL KINDS
OF GREAT FLAVORS.
THIS IS CHERRY SENSATION.
IT'S
100%
JUICE...
( chuckling )
...AND EVERYBODY LOVES IT!
WE DRINK A LOT OF WELCH'S
JuiceMakers
AROUND HERE.
I GUESS THAT MEANS
I HELP OUT A LOT.

- HELLO ?
- HON, I'M TAKING THE JOB.
YOU GET THAT HOUSE SHIPSHAPE
AND PUT IT ON THE MARKET, OKAY ?
OKAY.
[ Man Yodeling ]
ü RUBBERMAID ü
üü [ Yodeling Continues ]
SO, HOW DOES
THE HOUSE LOOK ?
IT LOOKS FANTASTIC.
AND WE HAVEN'T
EVEN GOTTEN AN OFFER ?
NOT EVEN ONE.
[ Grunts ]
I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY.
ü RUBBERMAID üü
GET RUBBERMAID,
WHETHER YOU'RE MOVING OR NOT.
LUCKY: HOW'S IT COMING?
ELIZABETH: EVERY PIECE
OF FUZZY GUNK IN THE WORLD HAS
ATTACHED ITSELF TO THIS JACKET.
I'D GRIPE, BUT I FIGURE
THEY KNOW A GOOD THING WHEN
THEY SEE IT.
HERE.
FOR YOUR NEXT BIRTHDAY, YOU ARE
GOING TO GET A LINT BRUSH.
A VERY NICE ONE.
LUCKY: I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'D
GO IF YOU WEREN'T HERE.
I MEAN, IT'S NOT THAT I HATE
MY PARENTS.
I DON'T.
BUT I CAN'T GO THERE WITH WHAT
I FEEL.
YOU'RE THAT PLACE FOR ME NOW.
ELIZABETH: I WISH THERE WAS
SOMETHING I COULD DO FOR YOU.
LUCKY: YOU'RE HERE.
RUBY GOT TO SEE HOW HAPPY THAT
MADE ME.
SHE LIKED YOU, YOU KNOW THAT?
ELIZABETH: NOT AT FIRST.
BUT, THEN, NEITHER DID YOU.
LUCKY: WELL, YOU PROVED
YOU HAVE STAYING POWER.
LUCKY: STAY IN MY LIFE
FOREVER.
ELIZABETH: ARE YOU GOING
TO BE OK WITH ALL THOSE PEOPLE
COMING UP TO YOU TELLING YOU HOW
SORRY THEY ARE AND REMINDING
YOU OVER AND OVER?
LUCKY: IF YOU'RE THERE,
I'LL GET THROUGH IT.
COME ON.
SONNY: DIDN'T YOU ALWAYS TELL
ME NOT TO THROW MY LIFE AWAY?
LUKE: YEAH, I GUESS SO.
BUT, WELL, ANYTIME ANYBODY TELLS
ME I'M RIGHT, I GUESS I'LL
BELIEVE THEM.
BUT IF YOU THINK THAT I'M GOING
TO BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE HERE
FOR ANY OTHER REASON THAN
MORENO, THEN I THINK YOU HAVE
TOASTED YOUR CAULIFLOWER.
SONNY: I'M THROUGH WITH THAT
BUSINESS.
LUKE: REALLY?
[BOAT APPROACHES]
LUKE: I'M NOT.
STILL A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT THERE
I'D LIKE TO SEE DISAPPEAR.
SONNY: WELL, IT'S GETTING
A LITTLE TOO COLD FOR ME.
I'M GOING TO GO AHEAD AND HEAD
ON TO THE GRILL.
LUKE: YEAH.
I'M GOING TO STAY HERE AND ENJOY
THE VIEW.
SONNY: ALL RIGHT.
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACH]
LUKE: I DON'T SUPPOSE WE'LL
SEE YOU AT KELLY'S LATER.
LAURA: WHY?
IS THERE SOMETHING GOING
ON THERE?
LUKE: YEAH.
YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED BOBBIE
BACK.
RUBY'S DEAD.
CARLY: LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, OK?
YOU SEE WYNDHAM'S THERE?
THERE'S A LITTLE TINY STORE
RIGHT NEXT TO IT.
YOU CAN BARELY, JUST BARELY SEE
THE ROOF THERE.
SEE?
THAT'S THIS REALLY GREAT ITALIAN
SHOE STORE.
JASON: OH, HE'S SO EXCITED.
CARLY: ALL RIGHT.
SO ACROSS THE STREET FROM THERE,
THOUGH, YOU SEE WHERE ALL THOSE
TREES ARE?
THAT'S WHERE MICHAEL MIGHT GO
TO SCHOOL.
JASON: YEAH.
AS LONG AS IT'S NOT THE SCHOOL
EDWARD WANTED TO SEND YOU TO.
CARLY: NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I FOUND OUT THAT THAT SCHOOL IS
ALL BOYS.
THIS ONE OVER HERE LETS
IN GIRLS, WHICH IS DEFINITELY
THE WAY TO GO, AS DADDY WILL
EXPLAIN TO YOU SOMEDAY.
I REALLY WANT TO BE AROUND
TO HEAR THAT.
BESIDES, I'VE DECIDED THAT I --
I DON'T WANT HIM TO TURN OUT
LIKE ME, WHERE EVERYBODY ELSE'S
OPINION MATTERS TOO MUCH.
I WANT HIM TO BE LIKE --
LIKE HIS DADDY.
MORE SECURE, YOU KNOW?
I JUST WANT OUR FAMILY TO STAY
LIKE THIS.
JASON: WE WILL.
AND IT IS TIME FOR YOUR NAP,
BUDDY.
I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU OVER
TO SONNY'S.
WHY DON'T YOU CALL THESE
FURNITURE PEOPLE AND SEE WHY IT
ISN'T HERE YET?
CARLY: OK.
I NEED MONEY IN CASE
THEY SHOW UP.
JASON: OF COURSE YOU DO.
HERE.
CARLY: WOW.
BYE, BABY.
BYE.
I LOVE YOU.
OK.
LET'S SEE.
CARLY: OH, HI.
MRS. HOOPER?
THIS IS CARLY BENSON.
WELL, NO, I DON'T KNOW HOW IT
LOOKS BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT HERE.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
CARLY: YOU KNOW WHAT?
NEVER MIND.
THAT'S PROBABLY THEM.
COMING.
A.J.: I WANTED YOU TO BE
THE FIRST TO SEE THIS.
CARLY: YOU KNOW WHAT?
IF THAT'S ANOTHER COURT ORDER
FOR A BLOOD TEST, WHY DON'T
YOU TAKE IT NEXT DOOR SO JASON
CAN ANNIHILATE IT LIKE HE DID
THE FIRST ONE?
A.J.: CARLY, THIS ISN'T ABOUT
A BLOOD TEST.
THIS IS A SIGNED AFFIDAVIT
FROM DR. EVANS STATING THAT
YOU WERE RELEASED FROM
THE MENTAL INSTITUTION AGAINST
HIS ORDERS.
>> STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM
THE NEXT "GENERAL HOSPITAL."
KIDS BELIEVE
THE TOOTH FAIRY EXISTS.
AND THEY'RE SURE THEIR DAD IS
THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD.
ANOTHER THING THEY KNOW IS
THEY LOVE JUICY JUICE.
AND BECAUSE IT'S 100% JUICE...
MOMS LOVE IT TOO.
JUICY JUICE FROM LIBBY'S.
[ Doorbell Ringing ]
SURPRISE !
ü OOH, OOH, OOH ü
ü I FEEL
MY TEMPERATURE RISIN' ü
ü HIGHER, HIGHER ü
JUST MIX VELVEETA
AND HORMEL CHILI TOGETHER.
IT'S DELICIOUS. IT'S--
ü MELTIN' LOVE
HUNK, A HUNK OF MELTIN' LOVE ü
ü I'M JUST A HUNK
A HUNK OF MELTIN' LOVE ü
ü OH, YEAH ü
ü JUST A HUNK
A HUNK OF MELTIN' LOVE ü
ü OH, YEAH, YEAH
A HUNK, A HUNK üü

SONNY: IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?
BOBBIE: THIS IS SO
RIDICULOUS.
THERE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO BE
A CHOICE.
LUCKY: BACK IN TOWN JUST
TO PAY YOUR RESPECTS
OR YOU HANGING AROUND THIS TIME?
CARLY: YOU ARE NEVER GOING
TO SEND ME BACK THERE, NEVER!
YOU UNDERSTAND?
A.J.: IS THIS THE BEHAVIOR
OF A SANE WOMAN?

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