General Hospital Transcript Thursday 1/28/99

Provided by Laura

JASON: MY LAWYER'S
AT THE COURTHOUSE.
I THOUGHT YOU'D WANT TO KNOW.
A.J.: YEAH, DOING WHAT?
JASON: FILING A REFUSAL
TO COMPLY.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
JAX: HELLO.
ALEXIS: JAX, IT'S
ALEXIS DAVIS.
I'M ON THE DOCK AT THE MOMENT.
I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE DAY
I DROPPED MY KEY.
REMEMBER?
JAX: THE DAY YOU ASKED ME
IF I STILL SPECIALIZED
IN HOSTILE TAKEOVERS,
HINTED THERE MIGHT BE EMPIRE
RIPE FOR THE RAIDING, AND THEN
OFFERED MY A MYSTERIOUS SMILE
WHEN I ASKED IF IT WAS CASSADINE
INDUSTRIES?
NO, I DON'T RECALL.
ALEXIS: I CAN REFRESH
YOUR MEMORY.
JAX: ANY TIME SOON?
ALEXIS: I CAN BE THERE RIGHT
NOW, IF YOU'D LIKE.
JAX: WELL, I HAVE A MEETING
SCHEDULED FOR THIS AFTERNOON.
HOW SOON CAN YOU COME BY?
ALEXIS: I'M ON MY WAY.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
JERRY: YOU BUSY?
JAX: VERY, SO MAKE IT QUICK.
JERRY: YOU TOLD ME SEVERAL
WEEKS AGO THAT YOU'D BEEN TIPPED
OFF THAT CASSADINE INDUSTRIES
WAS READY FOR TAKING OVER.
I'M TIRED OF WAITING.
IT'S TIME WE GOT TO WORK.
STEFAN: YES, THIS IS
MR. CASSADINE.
I'VE BEEN REVIEWING
OUR FINANCIAL RECORDS
AND NOTICED THERE'S BEEN
A RECENT ATTEMPT TO GAIN ACCESS
TO THE COMPLETE PORTFOLIO.
HAVE YOU ANY IDEA WHO THAT
MIGHT BE?
THEN YOU WILL FIND OUT AND GET
BACK TO ME AT ONCE.
LUKE: [DUTCH ACCENT]
MENEER CASSADINE HAS BEEN
WATCHING YOUR ORGANIZATION
FOR A VERY LONG TIME.
HE'S VERY IMPRESSED WITH WHAT
HE SEES.
MAN: THANK YOU,
MR. VON GRUBER.
WE AT THE PRISON REFORM SOCIETY
BELIEVE THAT EVERYONE IS
ENTITLED TO A SECOND CHANCE.
IN SOME CASES, A THIRD
AND FOURTH.
[LUKE SPEAKS DUTCH]
LUKE: AND MENEER CASSADINE
CONCURS WITH THAT.
THAT IS WHY HE HAS ASKED ME
TO DELIVER TO YOU THIS DONATION
FOR YOUR ORGANIZATION
FROM THE FAMILY CASSADINE.
MAN: OBVIOUSLY, THE
CASSADINES HAVE A STRONG
COMMITMENT TO REHABILITATION.
LUKE: OH, JA.
IT IS BECAUSE OF THE FAMILY
HISTORY.
THE FAMILY CASSADINE HAVE
A CREED THAT IN GREEK --
I CANNOT SAY BECAUSE I DO NOT
SPEAK THE LANGUAGE,
BUT IN MIJN LAND,
IN THE NEDERLANDS,
THE TRANSLATION IS,
"THE CRIMINEEL
IS MIJN BROEDER."
IN ENGELS, THAT MEANS,
"THE CRIMINAL IS MY BROTHER."
JA.
AUDREY: OH, JUST A MOMENT.
BOBBIE, YOU HAVE A PHONE CALL.
BOBBIE: IF IT'S ANYONE
BUT LUCAS, I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO CALL BACK.
AUDREY: WELL, IT'S NOT LUCAS,
BUT IT DOES SOUND IMPORTANT.
BOBBIE: WHY DO I KNOW THIS IS
CARLY?
HELLO?
BOBBIE: THANK YOU
FOR CALLING.
I WILL, UH --
I'LL BE THERE SOON.
AUDREY: BOBBIE, HAS SOMETHING
HAPPENED?
DARLING, WHAT'S WRONG?
BOBBIE: IT'S RUBY.
A.J.: I SERVED YOU
WITH A COURT ORDER TO SUBMIT
TO A BLOOD TEST.
REFUSE TO COMPLY AND YOU'LL
SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES.
JASON: THE COURT ORDER GAVE
ME 48 HOURS.
30 MINUTES AFTER I GOT IT,
MY LAWYER FILED A REFUSAL
STATING THE REASONS WHY.
A.J.: WE KNOW WHY.
THE BLOOD TEST WILL PROVE THAT
MICHAEL IS MY SON.
YOU STOLE HIM.
WE ALL KNOW IT.
JUST ADMIT IT.
JASON: IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT
FOR MICHAEL, THAT'S YOUR CHOICE,
BUT DON'T EXPECT ME NOT TO FIGHT
BACK.
I AM MICHAEL'S FATHER.
MY JOB IS TO PROTECT HIM,
AND THAT MEANS KEEPING HIM AWAY
FROM YOU.
A.J.: WRONG.
JASON, IF YOU REALLY WANTED
TO PROTECT MICHAEL, YOU'D BRING
HIM HOME HERE TO ME.
PUTTING MICHAEL THROUGH A LONG
COURT BATTLE WILL ONLY HURT HIM,
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'LL LOSE
IN THE END.
JASON: THEN WHY DO IT
IF YOU CARE ABOUT HIM SO MUCH?
MONICA: A.J. IS RIGHT.
IF YOU LOVE MICHAEL AS MUCH
AS YOU SAY YOU DO, THEN THE ONLY
THING YOU CAN DO IS TO LET
HIM GO.
THESE HANDS HAVE BEEN TRUSTED
WITH MANY A SMALL HEAD.
WELL, COME ON IN.
ARTHRITIS WILL NOT CHANGE THAT.
WHO'S THE BIG BOY ?
PRESENTING TYLENOL
ARTHRITIS EXTENDED RELIEF.
IT LASTS UP TO TWICE AS LONG
AS REGULAR ASPIRIN...
WITHOUT IRRITATING YOUR STOMACH.
SO YOU'RE IN VERY GOOD HANDS.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A LOT
BETTER IN THE BARBER CHAIR
THAN YOUR DAD WAS.
TYLENOL ARTHRITIS:
LOOKING TO MAKE YOUR CHICKEN
A LITTLE MORE LIVELY ?
WHY NOT REDISCOVER
THE CRISP, JUICY TASTE...
THAT IS ONLY
SHAKE'N BAKE CHICKEN ?
SHAKE'N BAKE
REALLY SHAKES UP CHICKEN.
HERE'S A TWIST.
NOW HEAT STYLING
MAKES YOUR HAIR HEALTHIER.
THERMASILK SHAPE & HOLD SPRAY
IS TURNED ON BY HEAT...
TO ACTUALLY IMPROVE
YOUR HAIR'S CONDITION.
THERMASILK:
THIS IS MY PATRICK.
HE'S ON THE SOCCER TEAM !
LITTLE CLAIRE !
SHE'S ON JUNIOR GYMNAST.
OH, AND MY JENNY.
SHE'S ON THE HONOR ROLL.
THIS IS MY BOBBY.
HE'S ON MILLIONS OF BOXES
OF LIFE CEREAL.
MOMS, LIFE CEREAL'S LOOKING
FOR THREE REAL-LIFE KIDS...
TO BE ON MILLIONS
OF REAL-LIFE BOXES.
PLUS, WIN $10,000 EACH
AND A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF PRIDE.
SO PICK UP A BOX OF LIFE AND
ENTER YOUR REAL-LIFE KID TODAY.
AND LOOK, WALLET SIZE.
HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS
OF THOUSANDS OF SMOKERS
HAVE QUIT WITH NICODERM CQ.
WHY?
BECAUSE IT HELPS
CALM YOUR CRAVINGS,
WITH 3 STEPS
TO HELP BRING YOU
CLOSER TO YOUR GOAL.
AND WITH NICODERM CQ,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
TAKE SOME NEW DRUG,
OR WAIT TO GET
A PRESCRIPTION FROM THE DOCTOR.
AFTER ALL, YOU WANT
TO QUIT SMOKING,
NOT MAKE
AN APPOINTMENT
TO QUIT SMOKING.
NICODERM CQ.
THE POWER TO CALM.
THE POWER TO COMFORT.
THE POWER TO
HELP YOU QUIT.
[ Doorbell Ringing ]
JUST MIX VELVEETA
AND CHILI TOGETHER.
- ü A HUNK, A HUNK
OF MELTIN' LOVE ü
- IT'S DELICIOUS. IT'S--
ü A HUNK, A HUNK
OF MELTIN' LOVE ü
ü OH, YEAH ü
ü JUST A HUNK, A HUNK
OF MELTIN' LOVE ü
ü OH, YEAH ü
ü A HUNK, A HUNK üü
KIDS BELIEVE
THE TOOTH FAIRY EXISTS.
AND THEY'RE SURE THEIR DAD IS
THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD.
ANOTHER THING THEY KNOW IS
THEY LOVE JUICY JUICE.
AND BECAUSE IT'S 100% JUICE...
MOMS LOVE IT TOO.
JUICY JUICE FROM LIBBY'S.
MONICA: NOBODY IS SAYING THAT
YOU DON'T LOVE MICHAEL.
WE'VE SEEN YOU WITH HIM.
WE KNOW HOW DEVOTED YOU ARE.
BUT UNFORTUNATELY, IT DOESN'T
END THERE.
JASON: IT DOES FOR ME.
THAT'S WHAT I CAME HERE
TO TELL YOU.
A.J.: MOM, I THINK IT'S BEST
YOU LET JASON AND I HANDLE THIS
ALONE.
MONICA: WHY?
A.J.: BECAUSE I DON'T WANT
TO PUT YOU IN THE MIDDLE.
MONICA: WELL, TOO LATE, A.J.
I ALREADY AM.
YOU ARE BOTH MY SONS.
I WANT YOU BOTH TO BE HAPPY.
BUT THERE IS ONE MICHAEL,
AND SOMEONE HAS TO GIVE HIM UP.
JASON: IT'S NOT YOUR DECISION
WHAT I SHOULD OR SHOULDN'T DO.
YOU THINK IT IS, THAT'S ANOTHER
REASON I DON'T WANT MICHAEL
LIVING HERE.
MONICA: LOOK, I CAN
UNDERSTAND HOW ANGRY YOU ARE,
BUT WITHOUT A BLOOD TEST,
A.J.'S CLAIM TO BE MICHAEL'S
FATHER IS JUST AS VALID
AS YOURS.
JASON: YEAH, WHY'S THAT?
MONICA: BECAUSE ROBIN WENT
OUT OF HER WAY TO TELL
A.J. THAT.
AND I DON'T THINK SHE WOULD'VE
DONE IT IF IT WEREN'T TRUE.
A.J.: YOU WANT TO DISPUTE
THAT?
GO AHEAD, JASE, CALL HER A LIAR.
JASON: IF YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHY ROBIN SAID WHAT SHE SAID,
YOU ASK HER.
SHE DOESN'T SPEAK FOR ME,
AND I SAY SHE'S WRONG.
MONICA: I KNOW HOW DIFFICULT
THIS IS FOR YOU, AND I DON'T
WANT TO SEE YOU SUFFER,
BUT SOMETIMES THE ONLY WAY OUT
OF A SITUATION IS THE ONE THAT
HURTS.
JASON: WELL, I KNOW MICHAEL,
AND I LOVE HIM.
MICHAEL FEELS IT AND LOVES ME
BACK.
AND SOMEHOW YOU WANT TO MAKE
THAT WRONG, BUT YOU CAN'T.
A.J.: OH, FINE, JASE,
DRAG IT OUT.
BUT EVEN YOU WILL HAVE TO ANSWER
TO THE LAW.
JASON: YEAH, THE LAW SAYS
I CAN FILE A REFUSAL TO COMPLY,
AND I DID ON THE GROUNDS THAT
YOU'VE ALREADY TRIED
TO ILLEGALLY TAKE CUSTODY
OF MICHAEL MORE THAN ONCE.
A.J.: MICHAEL WAS IN DANGER.
HIS MOTHER RAN OUT ON HIM.
HIS FATHER WAS A GANGSTER ONE
STEP AWAY FROM GETTING MURDERED.
AT LEAST IF HE WERE HERE,
HE WOULD HAVE A FULL-TIME FAMILY
WHO WANTED TO LOVE HIM.
THAT'S WHAT I WANTED FOR HIM
THEN, AND THAT'S WHAT I WANT
FOR HIM NOW EVEN MORE.
JASON: YEAH, EVERYONE IN THIS
FAMILY HAS SAID THEY LOVE
MICHAEL.
MAYBE YOU DO MEAN IT.
MAYBE LOVE TO YOU IS BLACKMAIL
AND MANIPULATION.
MAYBE YOU THINK A KID'S GOING
TO BE HAPPY TO GROW UP
IN A NURSERY, TO LISTEN
TO YOU FIGHT, TO JUST WAIT
AROUND TO BE SHIPPED OFF
TO BOARDING SCHOOL.
THAT'S NOT LOVE.
THAT'S NOT LOVE TO MICHAEL.
THAT'S NOT WHAT HE KNOWS,
AND THAT'S NOT WHAT HE NEEDS.
I'M GOING TO DO EVERYTHING I CAN
TO KEEP HIM OUT OF THIS HOUSE.
MONICA: JASON --
JERRY: THANKS TO MY BRIEF
STINT AS A CASSADINE OPERATIVE,
I'VE GOT A FAIRLY GOOD IDEA
OF HOW THE HOLDINGS ARE
STRUCTURED.
THEY'RE SOLID.
THE ONLY WAY TO BRING THEM DOWN
IS WITH AN EXPLOSION.
JAX: BLOWING UP INDUSTRIAL
SITES IS YOUR TACTIC,
JERRY, NOT MINE.
JERRY: I'M NOT WORKING LOUD
ANYMORE.
I'M WORKING SMART.
JAX: ALL RIGHT, WELL,
WHY DON'T YOU GO ME AN EXAMPLE.
JERRY: THE BEST WAY TO TAKE
OVER CASSADINE INDUSTRIES IS
WITH AN INSIDE CONTACT,
SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP US CHIP
AWAY AT THE CORE OF
THE ORGANIZATION UNTIL IT
EXPLODES FROM THE OUTSIDE IN.
JAX: I MIGHT HAPPEN TO KNOW
AN INSIDER WHOSE LOYALTY IS
A LITTLE SHAKY AT THE MOMENT.
JERRY: IF YOU'RE THINKING
OF KATHERINE BELL, CASSADINE
DOESN'T TRUST HER ANYMORE.
JAX: DOESN'T SURPRISE ME.
JERRY: YOU HAVE SOMEONE ELSE
IN MIND?
JAX: WHAT IF I TOLD
YOU I DID?
JERRY: NICE GOING.
WHO IS IT?
JAX: SORRY, JERRY, I CAN'T
TELL YOU THAT.
ALEXIS: YOU SAID 20 MINUTES.
STEFAN: THERE WAS ICE
ON THE LAKE.
ALEXIS: I HAVE AN
APPOINTMENT, STEFAN.
THE ONLY REASON THAT I'M HERE IS
BECAUSE OLD HABITS ARE HARD
TO BREAK.
STEFAN: THEN I'LL BE BRIEF.
SOMEONE HAS RECENTLY TRIED
TO GAIN ACCESS TO THE FAMILY
ACCOUNTS.
GIVEN OUR LAST CONVERSATION,
YOU CAME TO MIND.
ALEXIS: I'M NOT A THIEF --
BUT THANKS FOR THE VOTE
OF CONFIDENCE.
STEFAN: YOU TOLD ME DIRECTLY
YOU INTENDED TO RAID THE FAMILY
FORTUNE.
ALEXIS: I TOLD YOU THAT
I WANTED WHAT WAS RIGHTFULLY
MINE, WHAT WAS DENIED ME
FROM BIRTH.
I DIDN'T SAY THAT I WOULD
STEAL IT.
STEFAN: EVERY PRECAUTION HAS
BEEN TAKEN TO MAKE THOSE
ACCOUNTS SECURE.
IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO ACCESS
THEM WITHOUT INSIDE INFORMATION.
ALEXIS: I REALIZE -- I DO --
THAT IT IS VERY TEMPTING
TO BLAME ME,
BUT IF SOMEBODY HAS BEEN
TAMPERING WITH THE FAMILY
ACCOUNTS, PERHAPS IT'S
YOUR FAULT FOR NOT PAYING
ATTENTION TO ANYTHING UNDER
THE SUN EXCEPT LAURA SPENCER.
TONIGHT, WHILE YOU WERE OUT,
YOUR KIDS WERE IN
THE TRUSTED CARE
OF BETTY THE BABYSITTER.
YOU KNOW THEY ATE WELL
BECAUSE BETTY MADE
NEW SWANSON BONELESS
FRIED CHICKEN DINNERS.
YOUR KIDS ATE
THE BROWNIES FIRST.
THEY DEVOURED
THE TENDER ALL WHITE MEAT
IN THE CRISPY COATING
WITH LESS THAN PERFECT
TABLE MANNERS,
AND THEY FINISHED
THEIR MASHED POTATOES
WITH THEIR FINGERS.
OH, LIKE WHEN
YOU WERE A KID,
YOU DIDN'T EAT
A SWANSON DINNER
THE SAME WAY
WITH JOAN THE BABYSITTER.
Woman: IF I COULD
FALL ASLEEP RIGHT NOW,
I'D GET 6 GOOD HOURS.
I COULD STILL GET
4 HOURS.
4 HOURS IS O.K.
I'VE DONE WITHOUT SLEEP
BEFORE.
I CAN DO IT AGAIN.
IF YOU CAN'T SLEEP,
IF THINGS YOU'VE TRIED
LEAVE YOU GROGGY THE NEXT DAY,
YOUR DOCTOR HAS A BREAKTHROUGH
APPROACH TO SLEEP THERAPY
YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT...
WE'RE ON THE ROAD
TESTING NEW SNACKABOUTS,
THE GO ANYWHERE CEREAL
SNACK PACKS FROM POST.
ROAD TEST !
THEY'RE GOOD AT SCHOOL.
CHECK.
THEY'RE GOOD AT WORK.
CHECK.
THEY'RE GOOD
AT THE GAME.
CHECK !
NO.
I'D SAY THEY'RE GOOD
WHEREVER YOU GO.
YEAH ? GOOD... GOING !
NEW POST SNACKABOUTS:
THEY'RE IN
THE CEREAL AISLE !

STEFAN: THERE WAS A TIME WHEN
YOUR UNDERSTANDING MY
RELATIONSHIP WITH LAURA WOULD'VE
BEEN IMPORTANT TO ME.
SADLY, THAT TIME HAS PASSED.
ALEXIS: YEAH, IT'S SAD,
ALL RIGHT.
THINGS CHANGE.
STEFAN: YOUR BITTERNESS
CONTINUES TO MYSTIFY ME, ALEXIS.
TRUE, I FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE
THAT I WAS NIKOLAS' FATHER
AND MASQUERADED HIM
AS THE PRINCE HE NEVER WAS
AND, YES, I MAINTAINED CONTROL
OF A FORTUNE THAT BELONGED
TO THE ENTIRE FAMILY,
BUT I HAD GOOD REASON, ALEXIS --
TO PROTECT MY SON FROM
HIS MURDERING GRANDMOTHER.
I EXPECTED YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE,
TO UNDERSTAND THIS.
ALEXIS: YOU EXPECT AN AWFUL
LOT, YOU KNOW THAT?
ESPECIALLY FROM SOMEONE WHO HAS
GIVEN SO LITTLE.
STEFAN: I HAVE BEEN
YOUR ADVOCATE SINCE WE WERE
CHILDREN.
DOES THAT NOT COUNT
FOR ANYTHING?
ALEXIS: I WAS YOUR PUPPET.
YOU KNEW THAT YOU COULD
CONTROL ME.
STEFAN: NO, IT WAS NEVER
THAT.
ALEXIS: DO YOU REALIZE THAT
IN THE ENTIRE TIME THAT I WORKED
FOR YOU, YOU NEVER ALLOWED ME
TO SEE ONE BANK STATEMENT
OR A LIST OF THE FAMILY ASSETS?
THAT BOTHERED ME.
BUT I THOUGHT, "WHO AM I?
WHO AM I TO QUESTION HOW
HE CONDUCTS HIS FAMILY
BUSINESS?"
WELL, SEE, NOW I KNOW WHO I AM,
AND I KNOW THAT THAT MONEY IS
JUST AS MUCH MINE AS IT IS
YOURS.
STEFAN: OH, SO THIS IS ABOUT
MONEY, THEN?
ALEXIS: I WAS AN OUTSIDER
IN MY OWN FAMILY.
WHICH IS APPARENTLY THE WAY ALL
OF YOU WANTED IT.
YOU BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL
YOU THAT NOTHING IS GOING
TO MAKE UP FOR THAT.
STEFAN: AND YET $20 MILLION
OR $30 MILLION COULD HELP EASE
THE PAIN?
ALEXIS: THIS IS HYSTERICAL.
IT REALLY IS.
I THINK I'M YOUR COUSIN.
IT TURNS OUT THAT I'M
YOUR SISTER.
I THINK NIKOLAS IS THE PRINCE.
IT TURNS OUT THAT HE'S REALLY
YOUR SON.
I HAVE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE
TRYING TO FIND MY PROPER PLACE
IN THIS FAMILY.
WELL, THAT CLEARLY ISN'T GOING
TO HAPPEN.
AND I'M TIRED OF WAITING, SO I'M
GOING TO TAKE WHAT'S MINE RIGHT
NOW.
STEFAN: IS THAT WHY YOU'VE
BEEN HIRING PEOPLE TO
INVESTIGATE OUR ASSETS?
IT'S POINTLESS TO DENY IT,
ALEXIS.
I KNOW.
ALEXIS: YOU HAVING ME
WATCHED?
TYPICAL.
STEFAN: YOU'RE HIDING
SOMETHING ELSE.
ALEXIS: SO WHAT IF I AM?
BIG DEAL.
DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE THE PATENT
ON DECEPTION?
STEFAN: CLEARLY I DON'T.
ALEXIS: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I REALLY DON'T CARE WHAT
YOU THINK ANYMORE.
STEFAN: VERY WELL.
THEN WE HAVE NOTHING MORE
TO SAY.
ALEXIS: I HAVE SOMETHING
TO SAY.
YOU MAY CONTROL THE CASSADINE
FORTUNE, BUT YOU DON'T OWN IT.
AND YOU LOSE ONE PENNY --
ONE PENNY -- AND I WILL SEE
TO IT THAT YOU ANSWER TO EVERY
CASSADINE ON THIS PLANET.
LUKE: [DUTCH ACCENT]
AND MENEER CASSADINE HAS BEEN
WATCHING YOUR ORGANIZATION
FOR A VERY LONG TIME.
HE'S FEELING VERY
STRONG -- STERK, HEEL STERK --
ABOUT THE WORK THAT YOU DO.
NUN: HE MUST BE A VERY
SPECIAL MAN.
GOD BLESS HIM.
LUKE: OH, WELL, THAT IS
OVERMARKED.
BUT GOD BLESS YOU AND
THE SISTERS OF REFUGE
FOR THE WORK THAT YOU DO,
FOR GIVING THE FRAULEINS
ON THE STREETS, THE WOMEN
OF THE STREETS A BETTER LIFE.
[LUKE SPEAKS DUTCH]
LUKE: PARDON.
I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE
SHOPPING FOR PROPERTY.
NUN: FOR A NEW FACILITY.
I DON'T KNOW HOW WE WILL EVER
AFFORD IT, BUT IT NEVER HURTS
TO DREAM.
LUKE: WELL, PERHAPS THIS WILL
HELP MAKE YOUR DREAM A REALITY.
ALSTUBLIEFT.
NUN: MERCI.
OH.
OH, MON DIEU.
OH, MR. VON GRUBER, THIS IS
A LOT OF MONEY.
LUKE: JA, JA, JA.
BUT MR. CASSADINE WANTS
YOUR FACILITY TO BE THE FINEST
OF ITS KIND -- DAYCARE CENTERS
AND JOB TRAINING PROGRAMS
AND ALL THAT'S DEEMED NECESSARY
FOR THE -- FOR THE REHABILITY
OF THE WOMEN OF THE STREET.
MAKE THEM HAPPY.
NUN: THAT IS WHAT WE ARE
GOING TO DO.
YOU WILL HAVE MY PLEDGE.
MIGHT THERE BE A WAY FOR ME
TO THANK MR. CASSADINE
PERSONALLY?
LUKE: OH, UH, NEE.
NEE, NEE.
MENEER CASSADINE IS --
[LUKE SPEAKS DUTCH]
LUKE: SHY. SHY.
BUT YOU CAN PRAY THAT HIS SOUL
SPENDS ETERNITY WHERE IT
BELONGS.

BOBBIE: SHE NEVER EVEN TOLD
ME SHE HAD A HEART CONDITION.
MAN: MS. ANDERSON KNEW IT WAS
FATAL WHEN SHE CONTACTED ME
ABOUT THE ARRANGEMENTS.
SHE REQUESTED THAT I RESPECT
HER PRIVACY.
BOBBIE: SHE PROBABLY DIDN'T
WANT ANYBODY TO FUSS OVER HER.
MAN: ACTUALLY, THOSE WERE
HER EXACT WORDS.
BOBBIE: I KNOW THAT WE NEED
TO SET A DATE FOR HER MEMORIAL,
BUT I WOULD LIKE TO WAIT UNTIL
I CAN CONTACT MY BROTHER.
MAN: LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE
READY.
AUDREY: THANK YOU.
AUDREY: BOBBIE,
I'M SO SORRY.
I KNOW RUBY WAS LIKE A MOTHER
TO YOU.
BOBBIE: MORE LIKE A
WHOLE FAMILY.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M NEVER GOING
TO SEE HER AGAIN.
YOU KNOW, THERE'S NO CHANCE TO
SAY GOOD-BYE OR THANK YOU
OR ANYTHING.
RUBY JUST DIES IN HER SLEEP ONE
NIGHT, AND SUDDENLY IT'S -- IT'S
JUST ALL OVER?
I MEAN, SOMEHOW THAT DOESN'T
SEEM RIGHT.
AUDREY: IT NEVER DOES.
NOW, IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO GO
HOME, I'LL BE GLAD TO KEEP
YOU COMPANY.
BOBBIE: , THANKS.
I'M NOT READY TO LEAVE.
AUDREY: WOULD YOU RATHER BE
ALONE?
BOBBIE: I WON'T BE.
AUDREY: LET ME KNOW WHEN
I CAN DO SOMETHING FOR YOU.
BOBBIE: THANKS.
NOW THERE'S A NEW CHOICE
WHEN YOU HAVE THE FLU.
YOU CAN TAKE THAT OTHER
FLU MEDICINE WITH ALCOHOL...
OR YOU COULD TRY TYLENOL.
A GREAT NEW WAY
TO GET NIGHTTIME FLU RELIEF.
INTRODUCING
NEW TYLENOL FLU NIGHTTIME.
FOR FAST, EFFECTIVE RELIEF...
OF YOUR WORST NIGHTTIME
FLU SYMPTOMS.
AND UNLIKE
THAT OTHER FLU MEDICINE,
IT CONTAINS NO ALCOHOL.
AND A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP
WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
MORNING.
NEW TYLENOL FLU NIGHTTIME:
- MOM, CAN I STAY UP LATE ?
- HAS IT BEEN A HALF HOUR ?
- IS IT A MINUTE YET ?
HOW LONG IS A MINUTE ?
- SO MANY QUESTIONS.
- MOM, WHAT'S FOR DINNER ?
- THAT ONE'S EASY.
TYSON TIME TRIMMERS
FROZEN CHICKEN BREAST STRIPS.
PRECUT, PRECOOKED, PREFERRED.
- TYSON. WE'RE CHICKEN.
- MOM, I'M HUNGRY !
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MONICA: THANK YOU
FOR STOPPING ME FROM GOING AFTER
JASON.
IT WOULD'VE GOTTEN ME EXACTLY
NOWHERE.
A.J.: YOU KNOW WHAT?
ACTUALLY, I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD
BE THANKING YOU.
MONICA: FOR WHAT?
A.J.: FOR TELLING JASON THAT
MICHAEL BELONGS WITH ME.
MONICA: WELL, IT'S WHAT
I BELIEVE.
AND IT PROBABLY HURT ME
WITH JASON, BUT I HAD TO BE
HONEST.
A.J.: STILL, IT CAN'T BE EASY
FOR YOU TO BE CAUGHT
IN THE MIDDLE LIKE THIS.
MONICA: I AM SO PROUD
OF THE WAY YOU HAVE TURNED
YOURSELF AROUND.
AND I REALLY DO WANT YOU TO FEEL
GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF, BUT LET ME
BE REALLY CLEAR ON ONE THING --
TELLING JASON TO GIVE MICHAEL UP
WAS NOT ABOUT TAKING SIDES.
IF MICHAEL IS ON THIS EARTH
BECAUSE OF YOU, THEN NO MATTER
HOW MUCH JASON PROTESTS,
YOU DESERVE THE OPPORTUNITY
TO LOVE AND SUPPORT THAT CHILD.
THAT'S MY OPINION,
AND I'M WILLING TO STAND BY IT.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
BOBBIE: COME IN, JASON.
JASON: WHY IS KELLY'S CLOSED?
ARE YOU OK?
BOBBIE: NO.
JASON: WHAT HAPPENED?
BOBBIE: IT'S RUBY.
SHE'S GONE.
JASON: COME HERE.
JAX: THANKS.
JERRY: YOU AND I HAVE BEEN
EDGING BACK TOWARDS EACH OTHER
FOR SOME TIME,
BUT IF WE'RE GOING TO DO
SOMETHING THIS BIG,
THEN YOU CAN'T HOLD OUT ON ME.
JAX: WHAT'S THE POINT
OF REVEALING THE INSIDER UNTIL
THE DEAL IS SET?
JERRY: BECAUSE I'M PUTTING
MYSELF OUT ON A LIMB AND I DON'T
WANT IT CUT OFF BENEATH ME.
JAX: WELL, THIS IS THE WAY
I DO BUSINESS, JERRY.
IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN
TAKE A WALK.
JERRY: THE RISK I'M TAKING
HAS GOT NOTHING TO DO
WITH BUSINESS.
BOBBIE'S MADE IT CLEAR THAT
SHE'D PREFER IF I STEERED CLEAR
OF THE CASSADINES.
SO IF I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS
RISK, I'D LIKE TO KNOW
THE PLAYERS.
JAX: WHAT BOBBIE WANTS IS
IMPORTANT TO YOU?
JERRY: VERY.
JAX: THEN WHY GET INVOLVED
AT ALL?
JERRY: BECAUSE IT'S A CHANCE
TO GET CLOSER TO YOU.
ARE YOU JUST PROTECTING
YOUR SOURCE, OR IS THIS ABOUT
SOMETHING ELSE?
JAX: YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS
A KID, JERRY, I KNEW THAT
I COULD ALWAYS COME
TO YOU WITH MY SECRETS
BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T TELL MOM
OR DAD OR THE KIDS AT SCHOOL.
YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE.
AND I FOUND OUT YOU WERE SO GOOD
AT KEEPING SECRETS, YOU WERE
KEEPING THEM FROM ME, TOO.
JERRY: I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING
I KNOW TO SHOW YOU HOW SORRY
I AM FOR DECEIVING YOU ALL THOSE
YEARS.
BUT YOU'VE GOT TO SHOW ME
SOMETHING, TOO, JAX, OR WE'RE
NEVER GOING TO PUT THIS
BEHIND US.
JERRY: WELL,
AT LEAST I KNOW WHERE I STAND.
JAX: IT'S ALEXIS DAVIS.
JERRY: CASSADINE'S SISTER?
ARE YOU SURE?
JAX: YEAH, SHE HINTED SHE'D
BE WILLING TO SELL HIM OUT.
FRANKLY, I'M NOT CONVINCED
SHE MEANS IT.
JERRY: WHEN ARE YOU GOING
TO MEET WITH HER?
JAX: SHE'S ON HER WAY UP.
BUT I'M NOT GOING TO AGREE
TO ANYTHING UNTIL I --
I WANT TO PUSH REAL HARD TO SEE
IF SHE'S COMMITTED.
JERRY: DO YOU WANT ME TO BE
HERE FOR THE MEETING?
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
JAX: WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
THE BACK WAY OUT.
JAX: HI.
ALEXIS: HI.
JAX: COME ON IN.
ALEXIS: THANK YOU.
ARE WE ALONE?
JAX: LAST TIME I CHECKED.
ALEXIS: IT WAS A QUESTION.
IF I DIDN'T TRUST YOU,
I WOULDN'T BE HERE.
JAX: GOOD.
LET'S NOT WASTE ANY MORE TIME,
SHALL WE?
ALEXIS: I HAVE A DETAILED
ACCOUNTING OF THE MOST
VULNERABLE CASSADINE FAMILY
HOLDINGS.
I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD GO OVER
THEM TOGETHER, DECIDE WHICH ONES
TO TARGET AND IN WHAT ORDER.
JAX: I DON'T THINK SO.
ALEXIS: WHY NOT?
JAX: BECAUSE I'M INTERESTED
IN TAKING OVER CASSADINE
INDUSTRIES, NOT BEING PLAYED
FOR A FOOL.
WHAT DO DRY, SORE THROATS WANT ?
[ Ahem ]
BATHE ME
IN HERBAL GOODNESS.
COMFORT ME WITH E FLAVOR
OF FRUIT JUICE.
SOOTHE ME WITH--
NEW CELESTIAL SEASONINGS
HERBAL THROAT DROPS.
AAH !
THANK YOU.
MOST HEAD LICE TREATMENTS
WILL KILL LICE AND EGGS.
BUT ONLY NIX WITH PERMETHRIN
CONTINUES TO PROTECT YOUR CHILD
AGAINST RE-INFESTATION
FOR 14 DAYS.
NIX KILLS LICE...
( loud thud )
AND KEEPS THEM
FROM COMING BACK.
( clang )
NIX 'EM.
HEY, UH, FINDING ANY MONEY
IN THERE ?
YEAH !
IT'S USUALLY GOOD
FOR ABOUT 50 CENTS.
WELL, A NEW WASHER FROM SEARS
IS GOOD FOR A LOT MORE THAN THAT
RIGHT NOW.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
- SEARS'LL GIVE YOU
A 10% CASH BACK REBATE...
ON ANY APPLIANCE OVER $399.
TEN PERCENT CASH BACK ?
YOU HEARD RIGHT.
WHAT IF IT'S ALREADY ON SALE ?
DOESN'T MATTER.
FOR EXAMPLE, YOU CAN SAVE $120
ON A KENMORE WASHER/DRYER PAIR.
PLUS, GET A 10% CASH BACK REBATE
ON TOP OF IT.
SO ?
OH, I'M DEFINITELY
GONNA CASH IN ON THIS.
GOOD IDEA. BUT HURRY.
ENDS SATURDAY.
...THAN ALKA-SELTZER PLUS
COLD MEDICINE?
IT JUST BREAKS UP
MY NASAL CONGESTION
SO THAT I CAN
FINALLY BREATHE.
ALKA-SELTZER PLUS
RUSHES MEDICINE
TO BREAK UP YOUR WORST COLD
SYMPTOMS.
NOTHING BREAKS UP YOUR COLD
BETTER THAN...
Ñúú
Man ( nasally ): ONLY AFRIN
HAS SPECIAL FORMULAS
FOR NASAL CONGESTION....
Woman ( nasally ):
ALLERGY CONGESTION...
Child ( nasally ):
CHILDREN'S CONGESTION.
Man ( nasally ):
AND NOW, FOR IMMEDIATE RELIEF
OF SEVERE CONGESTION.
Man ( normal voice ):
AFRIN.
ALEXIS: I CAME HERE IN GOOD
FAITH.
IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM,
JAX, WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT
IT IS?
JAX: YOU'RE MAKING THIS TOO
EASY.
ALEXIS: AND THAT BOTHERS YOU?
JAX: YEAH.
WHEN THINGS COME TOO EASY,
I START ASKING QUESTIONS UNTIL
I GET ANSWERS.
I DON'T TRUST, PERIOD.
ALEXIS: ARE YOU ACCUSING ME
OF SOMETHING?
JAX: THE POSSIBILITY EXISTS
THAT THIS WHOLE PROPOSAL
OF YOURS IS A SETUP TO SHIELD
E.L.Q.
ALEXIS: I DON'T WORK
FOR E.L.Q. ANYMORE.
IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T HEARD, I WAS
FIRED.
JAX: OH, YEAH, I REMEMBER,
I REMEMBER, BUT YOU STILL HAVE
TIES THERE AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL.
EXIS: YOU THINK I'M
FRONTING FOR NED?
HOW?
JAX: NED KNOWS I'M HUNGRY
FOR A CHALLENGE.
HE TELLS YOU TO COME OVER HERE,
WAVE THAT FOLDER IN FRONT
OF MY FACE, ASSUMING I'LL JUMP
AT THE CHANCE TO TAKE DOWN
A GIANT LIKE CASSADINE
INDUSTRIES.
ONCE I'M IN TOO DEEP TO BACK
OUT, I FIND OUT I MADE
A MISTAKE -- THAT THE BETTER
TARGET WOULD'VE BEEN E.L.Q.,
AND NED MANAGES TO KEEP IT SAFE
ONCE AGAIN.
ALEXIS: THAT'S QUITE
A DISPLAY OF PARANOIA.
JAX: STRANGER THINGS HAVE
HAPPENED.
YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT
FOR A FACT.
ALEXIS: I'M NO ONE'S
MESSENGER.
GOING AFTER CASSADINE INDUSTRIES
WAS ENTIRELY MY IDEA.
JAX: WHY NOT OFR E DEAL
TO NED?
ALEXIS: YOU'RE THE EXPERT
IN HOSTILE TAKEOVERS.
JAX: WELL, THANKS VERY MUCH
FOR THE COMPLIMENT, BUT NED'S
QUALIFIED.
HE COULD GET THE JOB DONE.
ALEXIS: NED HAS TOO MANY
PARTNERS, AND SECRECY IS
CRUCIAL.
YOU DON'T ANSWER TO ANYONE,
DO YOU?
JAX: YOU KNOW, THERE ARE
A COUPLE OF THINGS I DEMAND
BEFORE I THROW IN WITH ANY
PERSON.
ONE OF THEM IS HONESTY,
AND SO FAR I HAVEN'T HEARD IT.
ALEXIS: NED AND I ARE
EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED.
UNDER PRESSURE, I'M AFRAID THAT
MIGHT GET IN THE WAY.
JAX: AND THE CASSADINES?
AREN'T YOU EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED
WITH THEM, TOO?
ALEXIS: NO.
EVERYTHING ELSE ABOUT THIS IS
STRICTLY BUSINESS.
JAX: ISN'T STEFAN
YOUR BROTHER, NIKOLAS
YOUR NEPHEW?
ALEXIS: OF COURSE.
JAX: NO ONE GOES UP AGAINST
THEIR FAMILY WITUT EMOTIONAL
INVOLVEMENT, ALEXIS.
NOW, EITHER YOU'RE HOLDING BACK
ON SOMETHING OR YOU'RE UNWILLING
TO BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF.
IN EITHER CASE, I CAN'T TAKE
THAT RISK.
SO THANKS FOR THE OFFER,
BUT NO THANKS.
EDWARD: SO, WHAT HAPPENED?
DO WE HAVE GROUNDS FOR
A LAWSUIT?
A.J.: OBVIOUSLY, YOU HEARD
JASON WAS HERE.
EDWARD: OH, THE ENTIRE
CLEANING STAFF IS WHISPERING
ABOUT IT.
SO, WAS HE CARRYING A GUN?
MONICA: I HATE TO DISAPPOINT
YOU, EDWARD, BUT HE WAS
COMPLETELY CIVILIZED.
EDWARD: NO OFFENSE,
BUT I FIND THAT VERY DIFFICULT
TO BELIEVE.
LOOK, MONICA, IF YOU'RE GOING
TO TRY TO PROTECT HIM --
A.J.: SHE'S NOT.
LET'S JUST SAY THAT THE --
LET'S SAY IT WASN'T A PLEASANT
VISIT.
EDWARD: DID HE TRY TO ROUGH
YOU UP AGAIN?
A.J.: NO.
NO, NOT THIS TIME.
EDWARD: OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.
YOU KNOW, WE MIGHT KNOCK OVER
A FEW OF THESE EXPENSIVE
KNICKKNACKS AND THEN CLAIM THAT
HE THREW THEM AT YOU.
MONICA: HE DIDN'T COME HERE
TO FIGHT.
EDWARD: OF COURSE HE DID.
IT'S ALL HE KNOWS.
A.J.: NO, HE WAS HERE TO LET
US KNOTHAT HIS LAWYER WAS
FILING A REFUSAL TO COMPLY
WITH THE COURT ORDER
FOR THE BLOOD TEST AND TO LET US
KNOW THAT MICHAEL WILL NOT LIVE
IN THIS HOUSE UNDER ANY
CIRCUMSTANCES.
EDWARD: OH, THOSE ARE
THE WORDS OF A DESPERATE MAN.
THAT COURT ORDER WILL GO
THROUGH, NO MATTER HOW MANY
LAWYERS HE HAS.
MONICA: IT COULD TAKE YEARS,
EDWARD.
ARE YOU WILLING TO GO THAT LONG?
EDWARD: NO, I AM NOT.
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK WE NEED
TO DO?
I THINK WE NEED TO MOUNT
AN ALL-OUT ASSAULT ON JASON'S
CHARACTER,
MAYBE FIND SOME UNSOLVED CRIME
AND TRY TO FIGURE OUT A WAY
TO PIN IT ON HIM.
MONICA: THAT IS ENOUGH.
I WILL NOT LET YOU START A WAR
BETWEEN MY SONS.
A.J.: MOM'S RIGHT.
FOCUSING ON ME AND JASON WILL
ONLY BOG US DOWN.
EDWARD: BUT, A.J., THE MAN IS
A WALKING LAND MINE.
WE TRIP THE RIGHT WIRE -- POW --
HE'LL BLOW SKY-HIGH.
A.J.: NOT TRUE.
NO, JASON'S NOT GOING TO -- NOT
GOING TO BLOW HIS CHANCES
TO KEEP MICHAEL.
EDWARD: YOU'RE NOT LOSING
YOUR NERVE NOW, ARE YOU?
A.J.: THE COURT ORDER'S BEEN
SERVED.
LET'S LET THE LAWYERS FIGHT
TO GET IT ENFORCED.
WHAT WE HAVE TO DO NOW IS GO
BACK TO WORK ON CARLY.
EDWARD: OH?
A.J.: YEAH.
BOBBIE: SORRY, JASON.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO FALL APART
ON YOU LIKE THAT.
JASON: I'M -- I'M SORRY ABOUT
RUBY.
I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO MISS HER.
BOBBIE: YEAH.
SOME PEOPLE YOU LOVE
FROM A DISTANCE.
THEY COME IN AND OUT
OF YOUR LIFE, AND THAT'S OK.
BUT NOT RUBY.
RUBY WAS ALWAYS THERE --
GOOD TIMES AND BAD TIMES,
WHENEVER I NEEDED HER.
SHE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO SAY
MUCH.
YOU KNOW, I COULD TELL WHAT
SHE WAS THINKING JUST BY LOOKING
AT HER FACE.
IT WAS A GREAT FACE, JASON.
IT WAS COMFORTABLE
AND STRONG
AND BEAUTIFUL.
I WISH I COULD'VE HELPED
HER THROUGH THIS,
TAKEN HER AWAY ON A VACATION
OR COOKED HER A BIG DINNER
FOR ALL THE PEOPLE THAT
SHE CARED ABOUT.
INSTEAD, SHE JUST SLIPPED AWAY
ALL BY HERSELF.
JASON: SOUNDS LIKE THAT'S HOW
SHE WANTED IT.
BOBBIE: YEAH.
WELL, THAT WAS RUBY.
SHE NEVER EVEN WANTED A BIRTHDAY
PRESENT.
SHE ALWAYS COMPLAINED THAT
YOU SPENT TOO MUCH ON
HER AT CHRISTMAS.
I REMEMBER ONE TIME, SHE HAD
THE FLU ANSHE WOULDN'T EVEN
LET LUKE AND ME TAKE CARE
OF HER.
WE'D WALKED INTO HER ROOM
AND WE'D HAVE TEA OR SOUP
OR SOMETHING, AND SHE'D LEAN UP
ON HER PILLOW AND SHE WOULD
ROAR, "T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"T"TUR
THIS PLACE HASN'T CHANGED MUCH
OVER THE YEARS.
NEITHER DID RUBY.
SHE WAS CONSTANT.
MORE THAN ANYTHING, I REALLY
WANTED LUCAS TO KNOW WHAT THAT
WAS LIKE,
FOR HIM TO HAVE SOMEBODY REALLY
SPECIAL IN HIS LIFE --
SOMEBODY THAT WOULD COMFORT HIM,
MAKE HIM FEEL SAFE.
SOMEBODY THAT WOULDN'T WANT
ANYTHING IN RETURN.
HE HAD A LITTLE TASTE
OF IT, BUT,
OH, I WAS HOPING FOR SO MUCH
MORE.
HE ASKED ME THE OTHER DAY WHEN
HE COULD INTRODUCE RUBY
TO HIS PONY, AND I TOLD HIM WHEN
THE WEATHER GETS A LITTLE
WARMER.
NOW I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TELL
HIM THAT'S NEVER GOING
TO HAPPEN.
BOBBIE: IT'S ONLY BEEN A FEW
HOURS.
I MISS HER ALREADY.
I AM NEVER GOING TO GET USED
TO THIS, JASON -- EVER.
I CAN'T IMAGINE A WORLD
WITHOUT RUBY.
ANYWAY,
THANK YOU.
JASON: FOR WHAT?
BOBBIE: JUST FOR LISTENING
AND NOT TELLING ME EVERYTHING
WAS GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT.
WORDS CAN'T EXPRESS
THE FEELINGS KIDS HAVE
ABOUT THE BAD TASTE
OF SOME MEDICINES.
BUT NOW THERE'S SOMETHING NEW
FROM CHILDREN'S TYLENOL...
SOFT-CHEWS.
THEY TASTE SO GOOD
AND DISSOLVE SO FAST,
KIDS WON'T MIND TAKING
THIS MEDICINE.
WORDS CAN'T EXPRESS HOW GOOD
YOU'LL BOTH FEEL.
I FEEL BETTER, MOM.
WELL,
MAYBE A FEW WORDS CAN.
NEW SOFT-CHEWS
FROM CHILDREN'S TYLENOL,
THE FIRST CHOICE
OF PEDIATRICIANS.
IF ONLY SNACKING
WEREN'T JUST ABOUT
SATISFYING YOUR HUNGER...
BUT YOUR HUNGER FOR LIFE.
IN THIS SPIRIT,
SNACKWELL'S BRINGS YOU
HEARTY FRUIT 'N GRAINt
CEREAL BARS
WITH ORCHARD FRESH FLAVORS
LIKE COUNTRY FRUIT MEDLEY.
HI, WE'RE IN MIAMI, WE'VE GOT
A SINK, NEW PERT PLUS
WITH CLEAN CONDITIONING.
WE'RE WASHIN' HAIR,
AND WE'RE CHANGING MINDS.
EXCUSE ME ! HEP ! HI !
EXCUSE ME, MA'AM. MAY I ASK YOU
A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS ?
- HI, CAN I ASK YOU A COUPLE
OF QUESTIONS ABOUT SHAMPOO ?
- SHAMPOO ?
HAVE YOU EVER USED
ONE OF THOSE SHAMPOO
AND CONDITIONERS IN ONE ?
HAVE YOU EVER USED
ONE OF THOSE SHAMPOO
AND CONDITIONERS IN ONE ?
- NO.
- NO.
YES.
WHAT'D YOU THINK OF IT ?
- DIDN'T LIKE IT.
- I HATED THEM.
- I HATED THEM.
- KINDA, UGH.
- LIMP AND DEAD.
- WEIGHS YOUR HAIR DOWN.
WE'RE "O" FOR FOUR, MY FRIEND.
LOOK AT THIS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'VE HEARD
ABOUT PERT PLUS IN THE PAST,
BUT IT'S TOTALLY CHANGED.
AND I'VE GOT A SINK
RIGHT OVER THERE. I GOT
A SINK RIGHT OVER THERE.
[ Laughing ]
IT'S REFORMULATED PERT PLUS.
HERE WE GO, LADIES.
ALL RIGHT, BUT THIS STUFF
SINCE THEY RE-DID IT,
IT'S BEEN REVOLUTIONARILY,
LIKE, REDESIGNED AND HAS
WATER-BASED CONDITIONING.
YOU SEE, THERE'S NO BUILD UP,
SO YOUR HAIR'S GONNA
FEEL CLEAN, CLEAN !
TELL ME WHAT IT FEELS LIKE.
WOW !
- IT'S WONDERFUL, LIGHT.
- IT FEELS LIGHT.
- IT'S LIGHT AND IT'S--
- IT DOES SEEM LIGHTER.
- OH, WOW. IT'S GREAT.
HEY, NEW PERT PLUS
WITH CLEAN CONDITIONING.
FANTASTIC.
WE'RE WASHIN' HAIR,
AND WE'RE CHANGIN' MINDS.
EXCUSE ME ! EXCUSE ME !
SHE WAS COMING HOME
TO THE JUNGLE,
TO THEIR UNTAMED LOVE
FOR BUTTER.
CUT DOWN BY CHOLESTEROL UNTIL--
I CAN'T BELIEVE
IT'S NOT BUTTER !
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!
HOW CIVILIZED.
MY FIRST BOYFRIEND--
RICK WHITING.I HADN'T SEEN HIM IN YEARS.
AND WE'RE AT OUR 20th REUNION
CATCHING UP, AND I GET
THIS TERRIBLE HEARTBURN.
BUT RICK HANDS ME ZANTAC 75.
"THANKS," I SAID.
"SO, DID YOU EVER
BECOME AN ACCOUNTANT?"
"NO," HE SAYS, "A DOCTOR."
THE MEDICINE IN ZANTAC 75
IS THE #1
DOCTOR-PRESCRIBED
ACID REDUCER.
IT RELIEVES EVEN YOUR TOUGHEST
HEARTBURN, CONTROLLING ACID
FOR UP TO 12 HOURS.
DR. RICK WHITING.
ZANTAC 75 FOR TOUGH HEARTBURN.
EDWARD: I INVESTIGATED
CARLY'S RELEASE FROM FERNCLIFF.
SEEMS THAT THE JUDGE WHO LET
HER GO WAS PAID OFF BY JASON.
A.J.: ANY WAY WE CAN
PROVE IT?
EDWARD: WON'T BE EASY
BECAUSE HE HAS AN IMPECCABLE
REPUTATION, BEEN ON THE BENCH
FOR YEARS.
AND WE MIGHT LEAN ON HIM TO SEE
IF ANYTHING WOULD HAPPEN --
A.J.: YEAH, BUT IT WON'T BE
WORTH IT, AND IT COULD BACKFIRE.
EDWARD: YOU KNOW, WE COULD
PETITION TO HAVE CARLY
RE-EXAMINED AND --
A.J.: NO.
NO, THAT MAY NOT BE NECESSARY.
SEE, I -- I SPOKE WITH
DR. EVANS, HER DOCTOR
AT FERNCLIFF, AND HE SAID HE'D
BE HAPPY TO TESTIFY THAT SHE WAS
RELEASED PREMATURELY.
EDWARD: OH.
HOW MUCH DID THAT COST?
A.J.: NO, HE HONESTLY
BELIEVES IT.
HE FELT PRESSURED BY JASON
TO GET HER OUT EARLY AND STILL
RESENTS IT.
EDWARD: OH, THIS IS
BRILLIANT, A.J.
YOU KNOW, WHEN CARLY FINDS OUT
THAT HER OWN DOCTOR THINKS
SHE SHOULD BE BACK IN FERNCLIFF,
WHY, SHE'LL BE SO FRIGHTENED
THAT SHE'LL SIGN ANYTHING
WE WANT.
A.J.: WE MUST SOUND LIKE
MONSTERS.
MONICA: NOT REALLY.
CARLY CREATED THE SITUATION
BY TAKING ADVANTAGE OF JASON
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
IF ANYBODY SHOULD BE CALLED
A MONSTER, IT WOULD BE HER.
EDWARD: MONICA, YOU'RE
FINALLY MAKING SENSE.
MONICA: SENSE HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH THIS, EDWARD.
BOBBIE'S GOING TO CONTINUE
TO DEFEND CARLY, I'M GOING
TO STAND BEHIND A.J.'S RIGHT
TO HIS SON, AND INSTEAD OF TWO
DESERVES, HE'S GOING TO GET TWO
FAMILIES IN CONSTANT CONFLICT.
A.J.: I KNOW THIS IS TOUGH
ON EVERYBODY.
THAT'S WHY WE'RE TRYING
TO END IT.
MONICA: IS THERE ANY WAY
WE CAN GET CUSTODY OF MICHAEL
WITHOUT INDICTING JASON
FOR BRIBING A JUDGE?
A.J.: THAT'S MY INTENTIONS.
I WANT THIS TO END QUICKLY
AND QUIETLY, FOR MICHAEL'S SAKE.
MONICA: WELL, THEN YOU DO
WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.
ALEXIS: ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT
SOME DETAILS?
I'LL GIVE THEM TO YOU
BY THE BUSLOAD.
ARE YOU FAMILIAR AT ALL
WITH THE LAWS OF THE CASSADINE
FAMILY?
JAX: SOME. THE BROAD STROKES.
ALEXIS: OH, GOOD, LET ME FILL
YOU IN ON SOME OF THE FINER
POINTS, THEN.
ACCORDING TO CASSADINE LAW,
FAMILY HOLDINGS GET PASSED
FROM ELDEST SON TO ELDEST SON,
AND IN THIS PARTICULAR TIME
IN HISTORY, THERE ISN'T ONE.
SO THEY GET DISTRIBUTED AMONG
ALL ELIGIBLE RELATIVES,
MYSELF INCLUDED.
JAX: I THOUGHT NIKOLAS WAS
THE RIGHTFUL HEIR.
ALEXIS: ALL I CAN TELL YOU IS
THAT HIS INHERITANCE IS
IN QUESTION.
JAX: WHEN DID YOU FIND
THIS OUT?
ALEXIS: RECENTLY.
JAX: WHAT ABOUT THE REST
OF THE FAMILY?
ALEXIS: NOTHING HAS BEEN MADE
OFFICIAL.
JAX: YEAH, BUT WHEN IT IS,
IT'LL BE TOTAL CHAOS?
ALEXIS: IT'LL BE ENDLESS,
UGLY, AND POSSIBLY VIOLENT.
JAX: SEEMS LIKE THIS HIT
YOU PRETTY HARD.
ALEXIS: I'M ANGRY.
I WISH I WERE A BETTER PERSON.
JAX: AND WILL IT BOTHER
YOU TAKING MONEY AWAY
FROM NIKOLAS?
ALEXIS: NIKOLAS WILL STILL BE
VERY WEALTHY.
JAX: AND NOW SO WILL YOU.
ALEXIS: DOES THAT MEAN
YOU'RE IN?
JAX: SHALL WE SEAL OUR DEAL
WITH A CHAMPAGNE TOAST, OR WOULD
YOU RATHER GET RIGHT TO WORK?
ALEXIS: AFTER YOU FINISH
REVIEWING THESE, I HAVE MORE.
STEFAN: NO ONE GAVE
YOU PERMISSION TO USE
THE TUNNELS.
JERRY: YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO
MUCH SECRECY, MR. CASSADINE.
WHY'D YOU WANT TO SEE ME?
STEFAN: SOMEONE HAS BEEN
ATTEMPTING TO ACCESS MY BUSINESS
ACCOUNTS.
JERRY: YOU'VE PAID ME WELL
ENOUGH FOR MY SERVICES.
I'VE GOT NO REASON TO
DOUBLE-CROSS YOU.
STEFAN: I WASN'T ACCUSING
YOU.
I MERELY WANT YOU TO BE
ON THE ALERT IN CASE YOU HEAR
ANYTHING.
JERRY: WELL, IF YOU'D LIKE
TO GIVE ME THE DETAILS, I'D BE
HAPPY TO LOOK INTO IT.
STEFAN: I PREFER TO HANDLE
THIS MYSELF.
JERRY: ANYTHING ELSE?
STEFAN: YES.
LEAVE THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR.
BOBBIE: WELL,
THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO HAVE
TO BE TOLD,
STARTING WITH LUKE.
AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE HE IS,
SO THAT COULD BE DIFFICULT.
JASON: DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL
CARLY?
BOBBIE: YEAH, THANKS.
WOULD YOU?
THERE'S SO MUCH TO DO.
I MEAN --
JASON: I'LL CALL THE FUNERAL
HOME, OK, AND I'M GOING TO TELL
THEM TO RUN ALL THE ARRANGEMENTS
THROUGH ME.
AND IF YOU NEED EXTRA HANDS,
I WILL SUPPLY THEM.
BOBBIE: THANKS, JASON.
THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU.
JASON: WILL YOU BE ALL RIGHT?
BOBBIE: YEAH, I'LL BE FINE.
I HAVE TO
FIGURE OUT HOW I'M GOING
TO BREAK THE NEWS TO LUCAS
AND TO LUCKY.
JASON: YEAH.
WELL, YOU JUST CALL IF YOU NEED
ANYTHING.
BOBBIE: THANKS.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
[RING]
[RING]
[RING]
BOBBIE: KELLY'S.
LUKE: HEY, LITTLE SISTER.
WHAT'S UP?
RUBY GOT YOU ON PHONE DUTY?
BOBBIE: I ONLY WISH.
LUKE: BOBBIE,
WHAT'S WRONG?
BOBBIE: RUBY HAD A HEART
ATTACK, LUKE.
SHE DIED IN HER SLEEP.
LUKE: OK.
WELL, YOU HANG ON.
I'LL BE THERE AS SOON AS I CAN.
>> STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM
THE NEXT "GENERAL HOSPITAL."
IT'S THE TWIZZLERS SHOW
FEATURING THE
PULL-N-PEEL DANCERS.
WE WORRY ABOUT THEM
RUNNING AROUND BAREFOOT.
NOT EATING
THEIR VEGETABLES.
NEVER WEARING
A SWEATER.
BUT TOO MUCH
COLD MEDICINE,
IT NEVER
OCCURRED TO US...
TILL TYLER'S
LAST COLD.
(Mom)
WE WERE GIVING
HIM MEDICINE
FOR A FEVER HE
DIDN'T EVEN HAVE.
NOW WE USE TRIAMINIC.
WITH TRIAMINIC
WE CHOOSE
THE FORMULA
THAT'S RIGHT
FOR HIS SYMPTOMS.
SO THERE'S NO CHANCE
OF SIDE EFFECTS
FROM UNNECESSARY MEDICINE.
TYLER!
ONLY TRIAMINIC HAS
THE WIDEST RANGE OF FORMULAS
FOR
NOW NEW SEVERE
COLD AND FEVER
IN BUBBLE GUM FLAVOR.
ü I CAN'T TAKE MY
EYEP OFF OF YOU ü
IF YOU THINK THE
CAVALIER LOOKS GOOD,
WAIT UNTIL YOU KNOW IT CAN GO
UP TO 100,000 MILES BEFORE ITS
FIRST SCHEDULED TUNE-UP.
CHEVY CAVALIER. THE MORE
YOU KNOW, THE BETTER IT LOOKS.
GENUINE CHEVROLET.
THREE WOMEN.
THREE PREGNANCY TESTS.
SHE SAW A LINE.
SHE SAW TWO LINES.
SHE SAW A PLUS SIGN.
WITH FACT PLUS ONE STEP...
THE PLUS/MINUS SIGNS
ARE SO EASY TO READ,
THEY'RE UNMISTAKABLE.
HELLO, MOM.
GUESS WHAT ?
FACT PLUS.
BOBBIE: IT'S RUBY.
SHE'S GONE.
MAC: YOU MUST HAVE BETTER
THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE THAN
GO AFTER SONNY.
JAX: I'M BAFFLED.
LAURA: LUKE MAY HAVE LEFT ME,
BUT I'M STILL NOT FREE.
STEFAN: SOMETHING HAPPENED.
CARLY: WE HAVE TWO CHOICES.
WE EITHER RUN, OR WE LET THEM
TAKE MICHAEL.

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