General Hospital Transcript Monday 1/25/99

Provided by Laura

BOBBIE: YOU ASKED JASON
TO SAY HE'S THE FATHER
OF YOUR BABY?
EDWARD: THAT LITTLE BOY IS
GOING TO END UP IN THIS HOUSE.
NED: MICHAEL IS BETTER OFF
WITH JASON.
STEFAN: I WAS WONDERING HOW
IT WOULD FEEL TO HAVE
YOU IN MY ARMS.
LUKE: [DUTCH ACCENT]
I WOULD LIKE TO REVIEW
MY CLIENT'S FINANCIAL HOLDINGS.
HIS NAME IS CASSADINE.
NED: HERE, LET ME TO TAKE
THAT.
V: UH-HUH.
NED, I SWEAR --
NED: HAVE A SEAT.
V: YOU ROCKED.
NED: IT WAS A GOOD GIG.
I LOVED EVERYTHING ABOUT IT.
THE LOCATION --
V: WAS GREAT.
PERFECT SIZE.
NED: THE CROWD.
V: THOSE TWO WOMEN UP
FRONT -- DID YOU SEE THEM?
NED: YEAH.
ACTUALLY, THE WHOLE ROOM WAS --
THEY WERE REALLY INTO IT.
V: MM-HMM.
NED: I DON'T KNOW WHY IT IS,
BUT SOMETIMES EVERYTHING JUST
CLICKS.
I MEAN, I FELT LIKE PAYING THEM.
V: YOU SEE?
AND YOU DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS.
NED: I DID HAVE SOME INITIAL
RESISTANCE.
THANK YOU.
V: YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO GET OVER THIS STAGE
FRIGHT THING.
I'M TELLING YOU, BOSS,
YOU RULED UP THERE.
NED: ACTUALLY, IT'S CALLED
PERFORMANCE ANXIETY.
V: YEAH, I'M BOOKING YOU ALL
OVER THE PLACE.
NED: ARE YOU SOME PLOT
HATCHED BY JAX TO GET ME KICKED
OUT OF E.L.Q., BECAUSE THESE
C.E.O.s OF MULTINATIONAL
CORPORATIONS SHOULDN'T BE
MOONLIGHTING ON THE WEEKENDS
AT ROADHOUSE CLUBS.
V: YEAH, WELL, MOST C.E.O.s
NEED TO GET A LIFE.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES
FOR AN UNCREATIVE STUFFED SHIRT.
THE BEST C.E.O.s ARE THE ONES
WHO CLIMB MOUNTAINS AND SIT
IN WITH THE HOUSE BAND AT PLACES
LIKE GUS'.
NED: WHEN I ASKED YOU TO TAKE
OVER THE REINS AT L&B,
I SHOULD'VE INTERVIEWED
YOU LONGER.
V: YOU DIDN'T INTERVIEW ME
AT ALL.
NED: AND I ENDED UP
WITH A BULLY.
V: I AM NOT A BULLY.
A PERSON WHO ENCOURAGES
AN ARTIST TO GET UP ONSTAGE
AND KNOCK EVERYBODY'S SOCKS OFF
WHILE HE HAS THE TIME
OF HIS LIFE -- AHEM -- IS
A GENIUS.
NED: YOU'RE STUBBORN.
YOU KNOW THAT?
BUT I'M GLAD.
IN FACT,
YOU MAKE ME GLAD ABOUT A LOT
OF THINGS, V.
JERRY: BOBBIE?
BOBBIE?
THOUGHT YOU WERE COMING
DOWNSTAIRS.
YOU LOSE TRACK OF TIME?
BOBBIE: YEAH.
JERRY: EVERYTHING OK?
BOBBIE: NO.
AND MY BROTHER IS NEVER AROUND
WHEN I NEED HIM ANYMORE.
JERRY: WELL, I'M HERE.
WILL I DO?
BOBBIE: ACTUALLY, I NEED
AN EAR I CAN TRUST,
AND I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE I CAN
TRUST YOU ON THIS ONE.
[DUTCH LANGUAGE TAPE PLAYS]
[LUKE SPEAKS DUTCH]
LUCKY: SEE, ONCE MY FAMILY
SETTLED IN PORT CHARLES
AND WE DIDN'T HAVE TO RUN
OR LOOK OVER OUR SHOULDERS,
I STOPPED THINKING ABOUT
THE FUTURE EXCEPT AS SOMETHING
THAT WOULD SHOW UP SOMEDAY.
I MEAN, I KNEW --
I KNEW I'D EVENTUALLY HIT
COLLEGE, THEN THE REAL WORLD,
BUT IT WAS ALL TOO FAR AWAY
FOR ME TO WRAP MY HEAD AROUND.
YOU KNOW, IT JUST -- IT FELT
GOOD TO JUST CHILL.
AND WHEN MY FUTURE DID CROSS
MY MIND, IT WAS ALWAYS IN SOME
VAGUE SORT OF WAY.
I MEAN, I DIDN'T KNOW WOULD
BE IN IT,
WHO I'D WANT TO SHARE IT WITH.
AND THEN YOU HAPPENED.
YOU JUST WENT AND CHANGED
EVERYTHING, DIDN'T EVEN ASK
FOR MY PERMISSION.
AND NOW ALL I THINK ABOUT IS
THE FUTURE --
THAT'S IT --
WITH YOU RIGHT BY MY SIDE,
SMILING THAT INCREDIBLE SMILE.
I WANT TO BE ABLE TO COUNT
ON THAT.
I KNOW WE'RE YOUNG,
AND BELIEVE ME, I KNOW THAT
STUFF HAPPENS THAT YOU
DON'T EXCEPT,
BUT WHAT I KNOW EVEN MORE
IS THAT THERE'LL NEVER BE
ANOTHER GIRL FOR ME
NO MATTER WHAT.
YOU'RE WHO I WANT TO BE
WITH, OK?
CAN YOU SAY THE SAME THING?
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
I WANT MORE.
CAN YOU --
CAN YOU SAY THE SAME
AND PROMISE IT FOREVER?
WITH SALON SELECTIVES,
YOU'LL STEP OUT
FEELING BEAUTIFUL.
ü WHO'S THAT LADY ü
ü WHO'S THAT LADY ü
ü LOVELY LADY ü
ü WHO'S THAT LADY ü
ü REAL FINE LADY
WHO'S THAT LADY ü
BECAUSE SALON SELECTIVES
IS THE ONLY LINE
OF CUSTOMIZED PRODUCTS...
THAT LETS YOU MIX AND MATCH
FOR FABULOUS HAIR THAT
LEAVES YOU FEELING BEAUTIFUL.
ü WHO'S THAT LADY ü
ü WHO'S THAT LADY
BEAUTIFUL LADY üü
HA HA HA HA!
üü
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ELIZABETH: LUCKY,
BEFORE I MET YOU, I NEVER FELT
AS IF I BELONGED ANYWHERE.
I WAS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF YOU.
I DID THINK ABOUT MY FUTURE.
IT WAS MY ONLY WAY OUT --
A PLACE I COULD RUN
TO AND FORGET ABOUT THE LAME
TODAY I'M STUCK IN.
AND, YOU KNOW, THE FUNNY THING
IS THAT BEFORE LAST YEAR,
YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WAS KICKING
BACK AND LIVING IN THE MOMENT
AND JUST LOVING IT,
WHILE I WAS FOCUSING EVERYTHING
ON ESCAPING IT.
AND NOW TODAY, YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO'S THINKING ABOUT WHAT'S
COMING UP AHEAD.
AND I,
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE,
AM SO HERE
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO MISS
ANYTHING.
I DON'T WANT TO TAKE ANYTHING
FOR GRANTED.
AND, YOU KNOW, THE WILD THING'S
THAT WE BALANCE EACH OTHER OUT
LIKE THAT.
SOMEHOW WE COVER BOTH ENDS
OF THE SPECTRUM.
I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS MAKING
ANY SENSE.
LUCKY: NO, I KNOW WHAT
YOU MEAN.
I THINK IT'S CALLED SYMBIOTIC,
LIKE WE COMPLETE EACH OTHER.
ELIZABETH: THAT'S EXACTLY IT.
YOU FINISH ME.
I CAN'T IMAGINE MY LIFE
WITHOUT YOU IN IT.
I DON'T KNOW WHO I'D BE
WITHOUT THE OTHER HALF OF ME
THAT'S YOU.
SO I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING
TO SAY IS, YES,
I FEEL THE SAME WAY.
AND I'M GIVING YOU MY PROMISE
TO BE WITH YOU FOREVER.
AND THE DAY AFTER THAT, IF IT'S
POSSIBLE.
STEFAN: I'VE NEVER WANTED
ANYONE LIKE I WANT YOU RIGHT
NOW.
JERRY: I'D LIKE TO REASSURE
YOU WITH WORDS, BUT WORDS DON'T
MEAN ANYTHING UNLESS THEY'RE
ACTED UPON.
I'D LIKE A CHANCE.
WHATEVER IT IS, IT DOESN'T HAVE
TO DO WITH JAX, DOES IT?
BOBBIE: NO.
NO, THIS TIME IT'S MY NUTTY
FAMILY.
JERRY: IN THAT CASE, I'D LIKE
TO PROVE THAT I CAN KEEP THIS
PRIVATE.
BOBBIE: DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW
BIG THIS TEST IS BETWEEN US?
JERRY: I'VE GOT AN INKLING.
BOBBIE: DO YOU UNDERSTAND
I WILL BURN YOU IN OIL
IF YOU TELL ANYONE,
INCLUDING JAX?
JERRY: BURNED IN OIL.
I'VE GOT IT.
BOBBIE: I'M SERIOUS.
JERRY: I KNOW.
BOBBIE: JASON ISN'T MICHAEL'S
FATHER.
A.J. QUARTERMAINE IS.
JERRY: DOES MORGAN KNOW?
BOBBIE: EVER SINCE
MY DAUGHTER SHOWED UP
IN HIS DOORSTEP PREGNANT.
JERRY: AND YOU JUST
FOUND OUT?
ROBIN, TOO?
IS THAT WHY SHE CUT OUT OF TOWN?
BOBBIE: NO.
I MEAN, APPARENTLY, ROBIN HAS
KNOWN ALL ALONG.
BUT WHILE LUCAS AND I WERE AWAY,
I GUESS CARLY FINALLY PUSHED
HER SO HARD, SHE COULDN'T
JUSTIFY KEEPING UP THE CHARADE
ANY LONGER.
JERRY: WHAT DID SHE DO?
BOBBIE: SHE TOLD A.J.
JERRY: SO,
WHO'S GOT MICHAEL?
BOBBIE: AS OF ABOUT AN HOUR
AGO, CARLY AND JASON DID.
BUT AS OF TOMORROW MORNING,
I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, A.J. HAS UNDOUBTEDLY GOT
EVERY LICENSED ATTORNEY INHIS
STATE WORKING TO PUT MICHAEL
IN HIS HANDS.
AND CARLY AND JASON ARE DENYING
THE STORY AND PRAYING THAT
THE COURT DOESN'T ORDER A BLOOD
TEST.
JERRY: THEY'RE POSITIVE THAT
MORGAN'S NOT THE FATHER?
BOBBIE: WELL, HE'S NOT
THE BIOLOGICAL FATHER, BUT HE IS
THE REAL FATHER.
AND GIVEN THE KIND OF POWER
THE QUARTERMAINES HAVE
AND THE FACT THAT THEY MAKE
CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS THE WAY
I PLUG PARKING METERS, THE TEST
HAS PROBABLY ALREADY BEEN
ORDERED.
AND GOD FORGIVE ME, I DON'T
UNDERSTAND CARLY.
HOW COULD SHE DO THIS?
IT'S TAKEN ME SO LONG TO TRY
AND LOVE THAT GIRL, AND JUST
WHEN I THINK I AM FINALLY THERE,
SHE DOES YET ANOTHER
UNCONSCIONABLE THING AND I CAN
BARELY STAND THE THOUGHT OF HER.
IF YOU COULD LEAVE
JUST A LITTLE BIT
OVER AT EVERY MEAL,
IT WOULD REALLY ADD UP.
IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD AVOID
EATING IN A SINGLE MONTH.
IF YOU'RE SIGNIFICANTLY
OVERWEIGHT,
30 POUNDS OR MORE,
DEPENDING ON HEIGHT,
YOUR DOCTOR HAS
SOMETHING THAT MAY
HELP YOU TO EAT LESS.
IT'S CALLED MERIDIA,
AND IT CAN HELP YOU
TO LOSE WEIGHT,
AND KEEP IT OFF.
YOU'VE GOT TO DO YOUR PART.
YOU'VE GOT TO DO YOUR PART
WITH DIET AND EXERCISE,
BUT MERIDIA CAN HELP.
MERIDIA IS
A PRESCRIPTION MEDICINE,
AND IT'S NOT FOR EVERYONE.
IT CAN SUBSTANTIALLY
RAISE BLOOD PRESSURE,
AND IT'S NOT FOR PEOPLE WHO
ARE PREGNANT OR NURSING,
UNDER 16, OR TAKING ANYTHING
ELSE FOR WEIGHT LOSS,
DEPRESSION, PARKINSON'S
DISEASE, MIGRAINES,
OR FOR PEOPLE WITH
ANOREXIA, GLAUCOMA,
OR SERIOUS HEART PROBLEMS.
SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE
HEADACHE, CONSTIPATION,
INSOMNIA, AND DRY MOUTH.
IT'S A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE,
SO PATIENTS WHO ABUSE MERIDIA
MAY BECOME DEPENDENT.
FOR MORE INFORMATION,
ASK YOUR DOCTOR OR CALL...
I'M--I'M READY.
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YOUR "MERRIMINT" ü
ü DOUBLE YOUR "MOMINT"
OF FUN ü
ü OH, DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE
DOUBLE YOUR FUN ü
ü THAT'S THE "STATEMINT"
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BOUNCE GIVES CLOTHES,
LINENSND TOWELS...
A FRESHNESS YOU CAN'T HELP
BUT NOTICE DAY AFTER DAY...
BECAUSE BOUNCE HAS
TIME-RELEASED FRESHNESS.
SO PUT A LITTLE BOUNCE
IN YOUR MORNING AND HAVE--
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MAN, THAT CHILI
WAS HOT!
YEAH.
YOU GOT HEARTBURN,
TOO?
WANNA TRY THESE
NEW PEPCID AC
CHEWABLES?
IT SAYS YOU GOTTA
TAKE IT WITH WATER!
WHAT'S THE WATER FOR?
WITH TUMS,
YOU DON'T NEED WATER.
JUST BECAUSE NEW PEPCID
IS CHEWABLE
DOESN'T MEAN
IT WORKS LIKE TUMS.
TUMS CALCIUM
NEUTRALIZES
ACID FAST.
PEPCID CHEWABLES'
FAMOTIDINE HASO
GO THROUGH YOUR
BLOODSTREAM.
SO IT TAKES 40 MINUTES JUST TO
START CONTROLLING ACID.
YOU WANNA GO BACK
FOR WATER?
FORGET THE WATER.
PASS THE TUMS.
ü TUM TA TUM TUM TUMS ü
Man ( nasally ): ONLY AFRIN
HAS SPECIAL FORMULAS
FOR NASAL CONGESTION....
Woman ( nasally ):
ALLERGY CONGESTION...
Child ( nasally ):
CHILDREN'S CONGESTION.
Man ( nasally ):
AND NOW, FOR IMMEDIATE RELIEF
OF SEVERE CONGESTION.
Man ( normal voice ):
AFRIN.
JERRY: WHAT DOES CARLY HAVE
TO SAY FOR HERSELF?
BOBBIE: THAT SHE DID IT
FOR MICHAEL.
BUT YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
I KNOW MY DAUGHTER VERY WELL,
AND I KNOW THAT THERE'S A PART
OF HER THAT DID IT FOR HERSELF
AND NO ONE BUT,
BECAUSE CARLY WANTS TO BE AROUND
JASON, AND THAT BABY IS
HER TICKET.
SHE HAS NO MORAL STOP SIGNS.
SHE'S LIKE A CHAIN-REACTION
WRECK THAT KEEPS HAPPENING OVER
AND OVER.
JERRY: AT LEAST YOU THINK
MORGAN MADE A GOOD FATHER.
BOBBIE: I'M NOT SURE
A.J. WOULD AGREE, OR EDWARD
OR MONICA.
JERRY: YOU CAN'T PUT ALL
OF THIS ON CARLY.
LOOK, I KNOW SHE WAS THE ONE
THAT MADE UP THE LIE, BUT MORGAN
WAS A WILLING PARTICIPANT.
BOBBIE: OH, NO.
JASON FOUND HIMSELF LEGALLY
RESPONSIBLE FOR AN INNOCENT BABY
AFTER ITS MOTHER JUST DROPPED
OFF THE RADAR.
AND HE ROSE TO THE OCCASION.
AND, IN THE PROCESS, HE LOST
HIS HEART AND HE FELL IN LOVE.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING --
IF THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED TO YOU,
IT CAN BE PRETTY POWERFUL.
IT'S LIKE --
IT'S LIKE BEING CAUGHT
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RAPIDS
AND YOU JUST HAVE TO GO WITH IT.
AND IT'S -- IT'S ALSO A SCENARIO
THAT I AM SOMEWHAT FAMILIAR
WITH BECAUSE
THERE WAS A TIME WHEN I FOUND
MYSELF IN THE SAME POSITION
WITH LUCAS THAT JASON IS NOW
WITH MICHAEL.
V: I THINK THAT WE NEED
TO PLUNGE IN FULL SPEED,
MAYBE GET SOME GOALS ON PAPER.
WE COULD BOOK A FEW MORE GIGS --
NED: V --
V: AH, MAYBE A SHORT TOUR.
NED: V, WHOA -- STOP RIGHT
THERE.
BEFORE YOU BUY A BUS AND GIVE
MY GRANDFATHER A HEART ATTACK,
YOU NEED TO KNOW SOMETHING.
V: HEY, HEY, I AM
ON TO YOUR PERFORMANCE
ANXIETY, OK?
NED: MY FAMILY IS IN CRISIS
MODE RIGHT NOW AND,
AS THE DESIGNATED GATEKEEPER,
I HAVE TO BE ON SITE FOR DAMAGE
CONTROL.
V: FORGIVE ME, BOSS,
BUT FROM WHAT I'VE OBSERVED,
YOUR FAMILY'S ALWAYS IN CRISIS
MODE.
NED: WELL, THAT'S TRUE,
BUT THIS ONE HAS SOME LONG-RANGE
REPERCUSSIONS WHICH DEMAND
MY ATTENTION.
V: IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
NED: LET'S JUST SAY THAT I'M
EXPECTING TO BE PUTTING OUT
FIRES OVER THE NEXT FEW DAYS
OR WEEKS, SO NO BOOKINGS.
V: OK.
I'LL GE YOU SOMEIME.
NED: OK.
V: BUT NOT TOO MUCH.
I DON'T WANT YOU LOSING
MOMENTUM.
NED: ME OR YOU?
V: EITHER OF US, OK?
WE'RE ON A ROLL.
I -- I THINK IT COULD BE ONE
HECK OF A RIDE.
NED: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
V: OK.
TONY: HOW FORTUITOUS.
I HAD JUST PUT YOU ON MY LIST
TO CALL.
MAY I JOIN YOU?
STEFAN: YOU'VE ALWAYS STAYED
WITH ME --
YOUR EYES,
SMILE,
LAUGHTER.
YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN IN MY HEART
THE WAY WE WERE ON THE ISLAND,
THE WAY YOU WOULD LOOK AT ME.
THE SAME WAY YOU'RE LOOKING
AT ME NOW.
LAURA: DON'T ANALYZE IT.
JUST TAKE ME BACK THERE.
I WANT TO BE THAT WAY AGAIN,
WITHOUT ANY THOUGHT ABOUT
THE CONSEQUENCES OF WHAT'S GOING
TO HAPPEN NEXT.
STEFAN: LAURA --
LAURA --
STEFAN: NO.
STEFAN: NO.
LAURA: WHAT'S THE MATTER?
STEFAN: I'M NOT AVAILABLE
FOR MORE STOLEN MOMENTS,
OR FOR RUSHING HEADLONG INTO ONE
THING TO MASK THE PAIN
OF ANOTHER.
LAURA,
OUR TIME ON THE ISLAND WAS ONE
OF A HEIGHTENED REALITY.
YOU WERE THERE AGAINST
YOUR WILL.
I WAS PREPARING TO WAGE WAR
AGAINST HELENA, WHICH WAS LIABLE
TO MEAN MY DEATH.
BUT THIS IS THE REAL WOR,
AND WHEN WE BECOME LOVERS AGAIN,
I WANT IT TO BE IN THIS WORLD,
UNDER ITS PRESSURES,
DESPITE ITS CIRCUMSTANCES,
BECAUSE WE DO BELIEVE
IN TOMORROW.
LAURA: I DON'T WANT TO LIVE
IN TOMORROW.
WE'RE HERE NOW, TOGETHER,
TONIGHT.
I WANT YOU.
I KNOW THAT YOU WANT ME, TOO.
LAURA: I WANT YOU.
TONY: A RESIDENT
AT THE HOSPITAL MENTIONED THAT
YOU'D THROWN YOUR HAT INTO THAT
D.A. SPECIAL ELECTION,
AND I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
I THINK YOU'RE A GREAT CHOICE.
DARA: WHY?
ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH
MY PLATFORM?
TONY: I DON'T HAVE TO BE.
I KNOW YOUR HEART.
DARA: YOU DON'T KNOW ONE
THING ABOUT ME, DR. JONES.
TONY: YES, I DO.
I WAS THE BENEFICIARY
OF YOUR JUDICIOUS CHOICE TO SIGN
OFF ON AN UNPOPULAR PLEA
BARGAIN, AND I KNOW HOW MUCH
COURAGE THAT TOOK TO MAKE THAT
STAND, AND I'M TELLING YOU THAT
IF YOU WANT MY TESTIMONIAL
DURING YOUR CAMPAIGN,
YOU'VE GOT IT.
DARA: I WANT TO BE REAL CLEAR
ABOUT SOMETHING, DR. JONES,
BECAUSE MY POSITION'S NEVER
WAIVERED --
KIDNAPPING A BABY IS
REPREHENSIBLE.
PLANTING THE IDEA THAT YOU ALSO
INTENDED TO KIDNAP YOUR SON IS
REPREHENSIBLE.
NOW, I AGREED TO A PLEA BARGAIN
DUE TO MITIGATING CIRCUMSTANCES
HAVING NOTHING TO DO
WITH COURAGE.
AM I PLEASED THAT IT WORKED OUT?
OF COURSE.
DOES THAT MEAN THAT I WANT TO BE
ASSOCIATED WITH YOU
IN T PUBLIC'S MIND?
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
TONY: YOU'RE UP AGAINST
JUSTUS WARD.
JUST THINK ABOUT IT.
MY OFFER STANDS.
DARA: IF YOU NEED HELP
REESTABLISHING YOUR CREDIBILITY,
DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH WAITING
FOR ME.
TONY: STRANGER THINGS HAVE
HAPPENED.
IT'S CALLED QUID PRO QUO.
LAWYERS DO IT ALL THE TIME.
ANYWAY, I'M HOPING TO HEAR
FROM YOU.
GOOD LUCK -- AND I REALLY
MEAN IT.
DARA: HI.
TAGGERT: WHAT WAS THAT?
DARA: A MAN TRYING TO USE ME.
HAVE A SEAT.
BOBBIE: LUCAS IS ADOPTED.
BUT MORE TO THE POINT, HE WAS
A BLACK-MARKET BABY.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
I WAS SINGLE AT THE TIME,
AND I DESPERATELY WANTED
A CHILD.
AND I EVENTUALLY FOUND A LAWYER
WHO TOOK MY MONEY FOR WHAT
I HOPED WAS GOING TO BE A LEGAL
ADOPTION.
AND SHORTLY AFTER THAT,
TONY ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM.
AND HE CAME WITH B.J.,
AND I CAME WITH LUCAS.
AND FOR THE FIRST TIME, I HAD
A FAMILY,
ONE OF THOSE NUCLEAR THINGS
I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE.
AND LUCAS WAS BARELY 2
WHEN I FOUND OUT THE TRUTH.
HIS BIOLOGICAL MOTHER HAD BEEN
LIED TO, DECEIVED.
SHE WAS TOLD HER BABY HAD DIED
IN INFANCY.
AND I STARTED PUTTING SOME
OF THE CLUES TOGETHER.
YOU KNOW, I STARTED THINKING,
"WHAT IF," AND THEN I WENT OUT
AND I DID SOME INVESTIGATING.
AND I DISCOVERED THAT THAT
LITTLE VOICE IN THE BACK
OF MY HEAD WAS RIGHT.
THE BABY SHE HAD LOST WAS
THE ONE I HAD ROCKED TO SLEEP
EVERY NIGHT.
JERRY: WHAT DID YOU DO?
BOBBIE: EVERYTHING I COULD
TO COVER IT UP,
ESPECIALLY FROM TONY,
WHO, BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
WAS A VERY STRAIT-LACED,
LAW-ABIDING CITIZEN AT THE TIME,
AND I KNEW HE WOULD INSIST THAT
WE DO THE SO-CALLED RIGHT THING.
AND YOU COULD'VE CUT OFF MY ARM
BEFORE I WAS GOING TO GIVE UP
THAT BABY.
JERRY: BUT YOU DID TELL HIM
EVENTUALLY?
BOBBIE: WELL, YEAH, BUT ONLY
AFTER IT GOT OUT AND THE LAW WAS
ON ITS WAY TO OUR DOORSTEP.
TONY WAS NOT SYMPATHETIC.
AND I WAS ABOUT READY TO RUN
WHEN ROBERT SCORPIO FOUND US
AT KELLY'S.
AND HE TOOK LUCAS AWAY FROM ME.
JERRY: I'M SORRY.
BOBBIE: BUT YOU KNOW
SOMETHING?
EVERY TIME I HEARD THAT OTHER
WOMAN REFERRED TO AS LUCAS' REAL
MOM, IT BURNED LIKE SOMEONE WAS
HOLDING A TORCH TO ME.
I S HIS MOTHER.
I'D BEEN WITH HIM FOR TWO YEARS.
I LOVED HIM EVERY DAY FOR THOSE
TWO YEARS, AND SUDDENLY
HE WASN'T MINE.
I'M SUPPOSED TO JUST SWITCH OFF
ALL OF THOSE FEELINGS.
WELL, I PULLED OUT ALL
OF THE STOPS.
BUT EVENTUALLY THE COURT AWARDED
CUSTODY TO THE BIOLOGICAL
MOTHER.
JERRY: HOW DID YOU GET HIM
BACK?
BOBBIE: CHERYL DIED A COUPLE
OF YEARS LATER, AND I REGAINED
CUSTODY.
JERRY: I CAN SEE WHY
YOU SYMPATHIZE WITH MORGAN.
BOBBIE: MY FIRST CONCERN
IS MICHAEL.
I WANT WHAT'S BEST FOR HIM.
BUT YEAH,
I DO THINK THAT'S JASON.
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ORANGE & CREME...
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/ñI'M HUNGRY.
WHOA. HOW DID YOU MAK
LEMON CHICKEN ?
OH, WITH PAM.
SHE GOT A SISTER ?
INTRODUCING
ALL NATURAL LEMON FLAVORED PAM.
A COLD MEDICINE...
CAN'T WORK IF YOUR CHILD
WON'T TAKE IT.
AND THEY'RE OFF !
TAKING A QUICK LEAD,
TIMMY ROUNDS THE FIRST CORNER !
DOWN THE BANISTER !
MOM FALLS TWO LENGTHS
BEHIND.
OOPS ! TIMMY TRIPS !
LOOKS LIKE MOM
IS CLOSING IN,
BUT NO !
TIMMY CLEARS THE HURDLE !
DOWN THE STRETCH,
TIMMY BOLTS FOR THE DOOR !
BUT WAIT ! MOM WAVES
THE DIMETAPP ELIXIR !
KIDS'LL LOVE THAT BIG GRAPE
DIMETAPP TASTE.
PEDIATRICIANS
LIKE THE WAY IT WORKS.
IT'S THEIR #1 CHOICE.
WHOA ! GRAPE !
FOLKS,
WE HAVE A WINNER !
DIMETAPP:

WHOOPSA-DAISY.
OOH ! HAH !
AND IN RECENT TESTS,
CHOOSY PEOPLE LIKE YOU...
TO HELP YOU REMEMBER
THIS IMPORTANT FACT,
I MADE UP A LITTLE RHYME.
[ Clears Throat ]
KLEENEX COTTONELLE
WITH CUSHY RIPPLES.
FEELING CLEANER
IS THE BOTTOM LINE.
?
TAGGERT: SO LET ME GET
THIS STRAIGHT --
THE GOOD DR. JONES WANTS TO COME
OUT AND ENDORSE YOU?
HE WANTS TO GIVE YOU HIS STAMP
OF APPROL?
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO IT,
ARE YOU?
DARA: I CAUGHT HELL OVER THAT
PLEA BARGAIN.
COULD'VE EASILY SUNK MY CAREER,
AND A LOT OF PEOPLE THOUGHT IT
SHOULD'VE.
BUT SOMEHOW, MIRACULOUSLY,
IT ALL WORKED OUT.
AND DR. JONES IS RIGHT.
NOW, I WOULD NEVER ADMIT IT
TO HIM, BUT
IF EVERY CRIMINAL I PROSECUTED
WOULD JUST CRAWL AND SCRATCH
HIS WAY BACK TO REHABILITATION
LIKE HE DID, YOU WOULD NOT HEAR
ME COMPLAINING.
TAGGERT: MM-HMM.
DARA: ON THE OTHER HAND,
TONY JONES MAKES MY SKIN CRAWL,
AND I DO THINK HE BELONGS
IN PRISON.
TAGGERT: OK.
SO YOU ARE GOING TO BASK
IN THE GLORY OF A DECISION
YOU NEVER BELIEVED IN?
DARA: YEAH.
TAGGERT: I HAD SOMETHING COME
UP RECENTLY THAT WASN'T
COMPLETELY DISSIMILAR TO THIS.
I TOOK THE CREDIT FOR A DECISION
THAT WAS DEFINITELY NOT MINE.
NOW, IF I HAD TO DO IT ALL OVER
AGAIN, I WOULD RUN EVERY PLAY
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
YOU WANT MY HUMBLE OPINION?
IT'S NOT WORTH IT.
DARA: WAS JUSTICE SERVED?
TAGGERT: WAS JUST--
IN A WAY, YEAH, IT WAS -- JUST
THE WRONG KIND.
I MEAN, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE
YOU TOLD ME THE END DOESN'T
JUSTIFY THE MEANS, HUH?
OK, NOW, I DIDN'T LISTEN.
I PUT MY TUNNEL VISION
ON AND I WENT FULL-THROTTLE
AFTER JASON MORGAN.
IN THE PROCESS, I HARASSED
A PATHETIC DRUG ADDICT,
I BLACKMAILED HIS TERRIFIED
WIFE, WHO, YOU COULD ARGUE,
BOTH OF THEM SHOULDN'T HAVE PUT
THEMSELVES IN THAT POSITION
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
BUT WHAT I DID TO
JASPER JACKS --
I TRIED TO JUSTIFY IT
AT THE TIME, OK,
BUT WHAT I DID TO HIM, THE WEEK
HIS FIANCEE WAS BURIED
NO LESS --
IT'S NOT WORTH IT, DARA.
DARA: WOW.
IT LOOKS LIKE DET. LT. TAGGERT
IS DEVELOPING A CONSCIENCE.
JERRY: WHAT KIND OF FATHER
WOULD A.J. BE, HMM?
BOBBIE: A.J. IS WEAK.
HE SPENT HIS ENTIRE LIFE TRYING
TO GET SOME SITIVE ATTENTION
FROM THAT FAMILY.
THAT FAILING, HE'S --
HE'S SCREWED UP A LOT.
JERRY: THE DRINKING?
BOBBIE: THE POINT IS MICHAEL
DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HIM.
HE MAY BE THE BIOLOGICAL FATHER,
BUT HE'S NOT THE BETTER FATHER.
AND ANYBODY WHO REALLY HAS
MICHAEL'S BEST INTERESTS
AT HEART WOULD AGREE.
JERRY: EXCEPT THE
QUARTERMAINES.
BOBBIE: WELL, YEAH,
BUT THAT'S MY WHOLE POINT.
THEY'RE NOT GOING TO BE THINKING
OF MICHAEL FIRST.
JERRY: YEAH, BUT
IN THEIR MIND, THEY ARE.
IN THEIR MIND, THEY'VE NEVER
BEEN GIVEN A CHANCE.
IT WAS STOLEN FROM THEM.
BOBBIE: JERRY, I LOVE THAT
FAMILY, BUT I ALSO SEE THEM VERY
CLEARLY.
MICHAEL GOES IN THERE,
AND HE STOPS BEING MICHAEL.
HE BECOMES EDWARD QUARTERMAINE'S
NEW PET PROJECT.
MICHAEL GOES IN, AND SOME
QUARTERMAINE POSTER CHILD
FOR THE DYSFUNCTIONAL COMES OUT.
JERRY: AND YOU LOVE THESE
PEOPLE?
BOBBIE: YEAH.
YEAH, I DO.
JUST NOT AS A NURTURING
ENVIRONMENT FOR MY GRANDSON.
STEFAN: I'VE ALWAYS
THOUGHT THAT,
OF THE TWO US, I WAS THE MORE
CYNICAL.
TURNS OUT I'M THE OPTIMIST.
I HAVE MORE FAITH IN US THAN
YOU DO.
I'M WILLING TO WAIT
UNTIL YOU CAN COME TO ME
WITHOUT GUILT OR RESERVATION
OR THE DESPERATION I SEE
IN YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW.
LAURA: I'M NOT DESPERATE.
STEFAN: YES, YOU ARE.
I DON'T WANT TO BE SOMETHING
YOU THROW YOURSELF INTO IN ORDER
TO FORGET YOUR MARRIAGE.
LAURA: WHY IS IT THAT YOU'VE
ALWAYS BEEN SO ABLE TO READ ME?
STEFAN: SWEET.
Come here.
STEFAN: FOR NOW, IT'S ENOUGH
TO HAVE YOU IN MY ARMS.
STEFAN: Shh.
Yes.
LUCKY: WELL, WE DEFINITELY
NEED A BETTER APARTMENT.
THAT'S WHAT I THINK.
AND DEFINITELY A BIGGER
BATHROOM.
ELIZABETH: WHAT,
WITH NO PURPLE TILE?
LUCKY: I HAVE A FEELING I'M
GOING TO BE HEARING ABOUT THAT
PURPLE TILE THE REST OF MY LIFE.
NOW, LISTEN, I THINK IT'D BE
NICE FOR YOU TO HAVE SOME SPACE
TO LEAVE YOUR GIRLY THINGS,
YOU KNOW, LIKE THOSE HAIR-CLIPS
YOU LIKE TO WEAR --
JUST FOR THOSE OCCASIONS WHERE
YOU TRANSFORM YOURSELF
INTO AN EARTHBOUND GODDESS,
STILL LOOK AT ME LIKE I'M
THE ONLY GUY IN THE WORLD.
ELIZABETH: YOU ARE THE ONLY
GUY IN THE WORLD.
LUCK ANYWAY,
AFTER I SAW THE CATALOG
FOR THE ART SCHOOL IN NEW YORK,
I GOT ON THE INTERNET
BECAUSE I WANTED TO CHECK
A COUPLE OF WEB SITES TO GET
AN IDEA HOW MUCH APARTMENTS ARE
IN MANHATTAN.
I WAS -- I WAS THINKING
GREENWICH VILLAGE.
ELIZABETH: HMM.
GREENWICH VILLAGE.
I LIKE THAT.
LUCKY: HAS A NICE RING
TO IT, HUH?
ELIZABETH: MM-HMM.
LUCKY: WELL, I MEAN,
ART SCHOOL, GOOD PLACE TO LIVE,
FANCY PENS.
THAT COULD ALL START ADDING UP.
THAT'S WHY I'M THINKING --
SAVINGS ACCOUNT.
ELIZABETH: YEAH,
BUT, LUCKY, YOU KNOW I'D BE JUST
AS HAPPY AT P.C.U. IF YOU WERE
THERE.
LUCKY: EITHER WAY,
WE'RE GOING TO NEED A FINANCIAL
STAKE.
ELIZABETH: IF GRAM ONLY KNEW
HOW SENSIBLE YOU REALLY WERE.
LUCKY: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
"SENSIBLE"?
ELIZABETH: WE --
LUCKY: I'LL SHOW
YOU SENSIBLE.
ELIZABETH: NO, LUCKY --
LUCKY, STOP.
LUCKY: I'M NOT SENSIBLE.
ELIZABETH: OK, OK, OK, OK.
LUCKY: TAKE IT BACK.
TAKE IT BACK.
ELIZABETH: OK, YOU'RE
RECKLESS AND IRRESPONSIBLE.
LUCKY: THAT'S GOOD.
ELIZABETH: AND YOU'RE A ROLE
MODEL FOR THE DISENFRANCHISED,
SHIFTLESS TEENAGERS
EVERYWHERE, OK?
LUCKY: THAT'S MUCH BETTER.
THANK YOU.
ELIZABETH: COME HERE.
LUCKY: OW!
THAT WAS A TRICK.
ELIZABETH: OH, WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
LUCKY: AMBUSH!
I'M SO CLOGGED UP.
I JUST CAN'T FOCUS.
YOU OKAY?
NO...IF THIS MEETING
DOESN'T GO WELL...
IT'S ALL THAT WORK WASTED.
YOU'VE GOTTA
STAY FOCUSED.
I'LL FIND A WAY.
CLEAR THE CONGESTION
WITH TAVIST-D.
PRESCRIPTION
STRENGTH
JUST ONE GIVES YOU 12 HOURS
OF UNINTERRUPTED RELIEF.
TO GET THAT, YOU'D NEED
FOUR TYLENOL COLD PILLS.
TAVIST-D CLEARS YOUR CONGESTION
SO YOU'RE CLEAR-HEADED AGAIN.
WHY BE CGESTED?
BE CLEAR-HEAD,
CLEAR THROUGH YOUR DAY
WITH TAVIST-D.
YOU WANT INCREDIBLE COLOR...BUT YOU ALSO WANT
INCREDIBLE HAIR.
COLOR THAT LASTS
AND COLOR THAT'S GENTLE.
IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLE.
IT'S HYDRIENCE.
INCREDIBLE COLOR
THAT'S INCREDIBLY GENTLE.
ITS UNIQUE
WATER-BASED COLOR CREME
HYDRATES YOUR HAIR
WITH LUXURIOUS,
MOISTURE-RICH COLOR
THAT LASTS AND LASTS.
BUT HYDRIENCE
WON'T SHOCK YOUR HAIR.
IT'S THE GENTLE, PERMANENT WAY
TO COLOR.
SO YOU'RE A BETIFUL BLONDE...
BRUNETTE...
REDHEAD.
AND YOUR HAIR
IS SILKY AND SHINING.
INTRODUCE
YOUR HAIR
TO CLAIROL
HYDRIENCE.
AND, GRANDMA,
WHAT BIG TEETH YOU HAVE !
WELL, MY DEAR,
ALL THE BETTER
TO EAT YOU WITH ! UH ?
I THINK SOMEBODY'S HUNGRY !
HONEY NUT CHEERIOS, MMMM.
- [ Gulps ]
- MMMM !
I HATE IT
WHEN THIS HAPPEN!
'COS REAL GOLDEN HONEY
MAKES EVERY 'O' SO IRRESISTIBLE,
NOBODY CAN SAY NO !
SORRY, RED.
NOTHING PERSONAL.
HONEY NUT CHEERIOS.
NOW I FEEL JUST AWFUL
ABOUT THAT GRANDMA THING.
ü STRESS STINKS! üü ARRID WORKS! ü
EVEN UNDER STRESS
ARRID CAN HELP STOP
YOUR WORST SMELLING SWEAT.
ü ARRID WORKS! ü
ARRID.
MY CONCERN
WITH A HOME PREGNANCY TEST
IS DID I DO IT RIGHT?
FIRST RESPONSE UNDERSTANDS.
I COULD SEE ITS CLEAR STICK
WORKING IMMEDIATELY...
SO I KNEW I DID IT RIGHT.
FOR AN ACCURATE, FAST RESPONSE
TRUST FIRST RESPONSE.
NEW...
BOTH OF THESE CONTAINERS
CAN GO INTO THE MICROWAVE.
ONE OF THEM
DOESN'T ALWAYS MAKE IT.
NEW...
THESE CONTAINERS
COST ABOUT THE SAME.
BUT HOW DO THEY
REALLY STACK UP ?
JERRY: MAYBE YOU SHOULD
APPEAL TO MONICA'S BACKGROUND
WITH MORGAN.
BOBBIE: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
JERRY: WELL, I'VE DONE SOME
TIME RESEARCHING JASON MORGAN,
MOSTLY BEFORE I GOT HERE,
WHEN HE WAS CAUSING DELAYS
ON THE DOCKS PROJECT.
MONICA IS NOT HIS BIOLOGICAL
MOTHER, EITHER, BUT
SHE RAISED HIM,
AND FROM I'VE SEEN OF THAT LADY,
SHE WOULD'VE SMASHED ANYONE'S
HEAD IN WHO TRIED TO TAKE HIM
AWAY.
MAYBE YOU COULD PLAY ON THAT.
BOBBIE: OH, YOU MEAN APPEAL
TO IT.
JERRY: YEAH.
I THINK THERE COULD BE A LOT
MORE EMPATHY THERE THAN YOU'RE
IMAGINING.
BOBBIE: SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.
JERRY: BUT NOT ONE THAT NEEDS
TO BE IMPLEMENTED TONIGHT.
MY OFFER STILL STANDS.
AND LUCAS IS STILL ON
A SLEEPOVER.
SO DINNER AT MY PLACE,
ONE OF THOSE BETTE DAVIS
SCENE-CHEWERS THAT YOU'RE
SO CRAZY ABOUT,
AND WHO KNOWS?
MAYBE A LITTLE SHOULDER MASSAGE?
BOBBIE: YOU'RE ON.
LUKE: [DUTCH ACCENT]
HERR RIECKS,
ALSTUBLIEFT.
HERR RIECKS: DANK U.
[LUKE SPEAKS DUTCH]
[HERR RIECKS SPEAKS DUTCH]
LUKE: DANK U WEL.
HERR RIECKS: HERR VON GRUBER,
IT'S SO NICE TO FINALLY PUT
A FACE TO HERR CASSADINE'S
ACCOUNTANT.
HOW MANY YEARS HAVE WE BEEN
SPEAKING ON THE PHONE?
LUKE: OH, WHOLE LOT.
[LUKE SPEAKS DUTCH]
LUKE: TOO MANY YEARS,
I THINK.
I WOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY
TO COME --
[LUKE SPEAKS DUTCH]
HERR RIECKS: NO, NO, NO, NO.
THIS IS MORE CONVENIENT.
MANY OF OUR CUSTOMERS PREFER
TO KEEP A LOW PROFILE.
SOME DO NOT EVEN WISH TO BE SEEN
COMING INTO THE COUNTRY.
SO I'M ACCUSTOMED TO ALLOWANCES.
LUKE: NATUURLIJK.
HERR RIECKS: WE'RE VERY
APPRECIATIVE HERR CASSADINE
HONORS US WITH HIS BUSINESS.
LUKE: JA, JA.
HERR RIECKS, SOMETHING IS WRONG?
[HERR RIECKS SPEAKS DUTCH]
HERR RIECKS: ALL THESE YEARS,
I WAS EXPECTINAN OLDER MAN.
LUKE: IN OUDER MAN?
DANK U WEL, MIJNHEER.
IK DANK THAT THE YEARS
OF CRUNCHING THE NUMBERS HAVE --
HERR RIECKS: SOUNDS JUST LIKE
MY WIFE.
LUKE: JA?
[LUKE SPEAKS DUTCH]
LUKE: MY SIGHT WAS 20/20.
[LUKE SPEAKS DUTCH]
LUKE: I SEE FINE,
BUT CAN AGAIN.
HERR RIECKS: AH.
LUKE: SO WERE YOU ABLE TO PUT
EVERYTHING ON THE DISK THAT
WE DISCUSSED?
HERR RIECKS: YOU WILL FIND
ALL OF CASSADINE'S FINANCIAL
HOLDINGS SUMMARIZED HERE.
LUKE: ALL OF THEM?
HERR RIECKS: JA.
THERE'S AN INDEX TO HELP
YOU MANEUVER THROUGH
THE NUMEROUS ACCOUNTS.
LUKE: OH, WELL,
MY ASSISTANTS WILL MANEUVER
THROUGH THE ACCOUNTS.
COMPUTER ILLITERATE, AFRAID.
[LUKE SPEAKS DUTCH]
LUKE: WELL, HERR RIECKS,
DANK U WEL.
[HERR RIECKS SPEAKS DUTCH]
LUKE: AND NOW --
HERR RIECKS: IS THERE ANY
OTHER THING I CAN BE OF SERVICE
WITH?
LUKE: WELL, NOT AT
THE MOMENT.
[LUKE SPEAKS DUTCH]
HERR RIECKS: AH.
I LOOK FORWARD TO SPEAKING
TO YOU AGAIN.
[HERR RIECKS SPEAKS DUTCH]
UKE SPEAKS DUTCH]
[LUKE SINGS IN DUTCH]
LUKE: COME TO PAPA.
COME TO PAPA.
[LUKE SPEAKS DUTCH]
STEFAN: IT'S LATE.
I SHOULD SEE YOU HOME.
LAUR WILL YOU HOLD ME?
JUST FOR A LITTLE WHILE LONGER?
STEFAN: Yes.
Come here.
ELIZABETH: OW.
OK, OK, OK.
LUCKY: OK.
ELIZABETH: THIS HAS BEEN
THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE
SO FAR -- AGAIN.
I KEEP THINKING, CAN'T GET ANY
BETTER, AND YOU JUST TOP IT.
LUCKY: GUESS YOU'D BETTER GET
USED TO THAT, HUH?
IT'S TIME TO WALK YOU HOME.
LUCKY: ELIZABETH?
ONE DAY YOU WON'T EVER HAVE
TO LEAVE.
ELIZABETH: ONE DAY.
>> STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM
THE NEXT "GENERAL HOSPITAL."
YOU USE DESITIN, RIGHT?
I LOVE IT!
WELL, THE HOSPITAL
GAVE ME THIS.
DESITIN CREAMY?
HAVEN'T TRIED
THAT BEFORE.
SILKY, ISN'T IT?
WIPES OFF GENTLY, TOO.
AND IT'S STILL
FROM DESITIN.
DESITIN OR DESITIN CREAMY.
c
WANT TO IMPROVE
YOUR MORNING RITUAL ?
GIVE UP YOUR SOAP FOR A WEEK.
AND DISCOVER A WAY
TO CLEAN YOUR SKIN
WITHOUT GIVING UP SOFTNESS.
JUST SWITCH FROM YOUR SOAP
TO OLAY BODY WASH.
ITS RICH, CLEANSING LATHER
LEAVES SKIN FEELING
AS CLEAN AS SOAP,
WHILE SPECIAL NURTURING
OLAY MOISTURIZERS
SOFTEN AND SMOOTH.
SO TAKE A WEEK
AND PROVE TO YOURSELF...
THAT BEING CLEAN
CAN ALSO FEEL SOFT.
AND THE NAME OF THIS REMARKABLE
WAY TO START THE DAY ?
ü I LOVE THE FISHES ü
ü 'CAUSE THEY'RE SO DELICIOUS ü
ONE FOR YOU
ü GONE GOLDFISHIN' ü
TWO FOR ME
ü WE COULD EAT THEM EVERY DAY ü
I LOVE MY GOLDFISH
ü AND MY MOM SAYS THAT'S O.K. ü
PEPPERIDGE FARM
GOLDFISH CRACKERS
BAKED WITH
AND CHEESY, NOT SUGARY
LIKE SWEET SNACKS.
GOLDFISH!
I GOTTA NIBBLE
ü WE LOVE THE FISHES ü
ü 'CAUSE THEY'RE SO DELICIOUS ü
ü GONE GOLDFISHIN' ü
IT'S
ü GONE GOLDFISHIN' üü
HEY, PARKAY,
WHAT'S THE WORD ?
BETTER.
- BETTER ? AREN'T YOU
SUPPOSED TO SAY, "BUTTER" ?
- BETTER.
BUTTER.
BETTER.
LOOK AT HOW YOU MELT.
JUST LIKE BUTTER.
MMM. YOU REALLY DO
TASTE BETTER.
BUTTER !
THE FLAVOR
SAYS--
BUTTER.
LESS CRIME IS NO ACCIDENT.
MENTORING, JOB TRAINING,
COUNSELING.
THESE KINDS OF PROGRAMS
ARE KEEPING KIDS AWAY
FROM CRIME.
LOOK AROUND. KIDS INVOLVED
IN THESE PROGRAMS
ARE STAYING OUT OF TROUBLE.
IT TAKES YOU
AND PROGRAMS THAT WORK.
CALL 1-800-WE PREVENT
FOR A FREE BOOKLET
AND HELP TAKE A BITE
OUT OF CRIME.
A.J.: I'M MICHAEL'S FATHER.
MICHAEL'S MY SON, NOT JASON'S.
MONICA: A.J. IS MICHAEL'S
FATHER.
BOBBIE: OH, NO.
I'M AFRAID I CAN'T AGREE.
JASON: I'M NOT GOING TO LET
THE QUARTERMAINES GET
THEIR HANDS ON MICHAEL.
SONNY: IS THAT PLAN B?

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