General Hospital Transcript Thursday 1/21/99

Provided by Laura

ELIZABETH: I LIKE THE SOUND
OF ME BEING A PART OF
YOUR FUTURE.
LUCKY: GOOD, BECAUSE YOU ARE.
JERRY: MAYBE I'LL JUST COME
AND VISIT YOU AND YOUR MOTHER.
LUCAS: IT'S REAL FAR.
WE'RE GOING ON AN AIRPLANE.
ALAN: IF MICHAEL IS YOURS,
HE BELONGS WITH YOU.
I'LL STAND BY YOU IN THIS.
JASON: IT'LL BE A LOT EASIER
IF I NEVER SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN.
V: I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
I HAVE ABOUT A BILLION THINGS
I WANT TO DISCUSS WITH YOU.
JAX: OH.
OK.
THEN I SUPPOSE I'LL HAVE TIME
FOR THE WESTERN OMELET.
V: MY TREAT.
JAX: THAT'S OK.
V: NO, IT'S NO TROUBLE.
I'LL JUST EXPENSE IT
TO L&B RECORDS.
WE CAN AFFORD TO TAKE
MILLIONAIRES TO BREAKFAST THESE
DAYS.
EVER SINCE THE CHICAGO CONCERT,
THE PHONES HAVE BEEN LITERALLY
RINGING OFF THE HOOK -- WELL,
NOT LITERALLY LITERALLY,
BUT THEY HAVE BEEN RINGING
AN AWFUL LOT, WHICH IS WONDERFUL
EXCEPT FOR THAT WE HAVE ZERO
ARTISTS ON OUR ROSTER EXCEPT
NED, OF COURSE, AND -- WELL,
HE'S BEING DIFFICULT
AT THE MOMENT.
SO I'M GOING CRAZY TRYING
TO FIND NEW TALENT FOR
L&B RECORDS WHILE THE BUZZ IS
STILL -- BUZZING.
JAX: WELL, I'M HAPPY
FOR YOU, V.
BUT WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO
WITH ME?
V: OH.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
THAT'S ACTUALLY NOT WHY I ASKED
TO SEE YOU.
I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD GO OVER
THE PITCH WE'LL BE MAKING
TO THE G.H. BOARD FOR
YOUR RESEARCH PROJECT.
I HAVE A FEW IDEAS,
AND I THOUGHT --
JAX: WHAT'S GOING ON?
V: EXCUSE ME?
JAX: WELL, YOU ALREADY SENT
ME YOUR IDEAS IN A MEMO LAST
WEEK.
V: OH.
RIGHT.
JAX: SO, WHAT'S GOING ON?
LUCKY: EXCUSE ME.
ISN'T ELIZABETH SUPPOSED TO BE
WORKING THIS MORNING?
WAITRESS: YEAH, BARELY.
SHE'S BEEN A MILLION MILES AWAY
ALL SHIFT.
NOW SHE'S ON BREAK.
LUCKY: ANY IDEA WHERE?
WAITRESS: SORRY.
LUCKY: THAT'S OK
BECAUSE I THINK I KNOW.
LUCKY: ELIZABETH.
HEY.
ELIZABETH: LUCKY.
LUCAS: MOM, DO PONIES GET
SAD?
BOBBIE: WELL, I SUPPOSE
THAT'S POSSIBLE.
ANY PONY IN PARTICULAR?
LUCAS: I MISS THUNDER.
CAN WE SEE HIM RIGHT AWAY?
BOBBIE: WELL, YOU KNOW,
HONEY, I THINK YOU'RE GOING
TO BE PRETTY TIRED BY THE TIME
WE GET BACK TO PORT CHARLES.
LUCAS: THEN, IN THE MORNING,
ME AND YOU AND JERRY?
PLEASE?
BOBBIE: THIS HASN'T BEEN MUCH
OF A VACATION FOR YOU, HAS IT?
LUCAS: IT WAS OK.
BOBBIE: YEAH, BUT IT COULDN'T
HAVE BEEN A LOT OF FUN WITH ALL
OF THOSE TESTS AND DOCTORS.
BUT YOU KNOW SOMETHING, HONEY?
GETTING INTO THIS DIABETES
PROGRAM COULD BE VERY IMPORTANT
FOR YOU SOMEDAY.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
BOBBIE: OH.
MY GOODNESS, THERE'S THE MAN
FOR OUR BAGS.
I THINK WE BETTER HURRY UP
AND FINISH PACKING, HUH?
LUCAS: YEAH.
BOBBIE: COME ON IN.
JERRY: I HEARD A RUMOR THAT
THE TWO GUESTS IN THIS ROOM WERE
LOOKING FOR A PLANE RIDE BACK
TO PORT CHARLES.
SONNY: WHEN'D YOU GET BACK?
JASON: I GOT BACK THIS
MORNING, JUST IN TIME TO GIVE
MICHAEL HIS BREAKFAST.
WHERE WERE YOU?
SONNY: WITH MIKE.
JASON: CARLY MUST BOTHER
YOU MORE THAN I THOUGHT THAT
YOU'RE VISITING MIKE TO GET AWAY
FROM HER.
SONNY: SO FAR, THE ONLY THING
I LIKE ABOUT CARLY IS THAT SHE'S
MICHAEL'S MOTHER.
IS HE UPSTAIRS?
JASON: YEAH, MICHAEL'S
WITH LETICIA.
SONNY: WHERE'S CARLY?
JASON: I SENT HER SHOPPING.
SHE SHOULD BE GONE ALL DAY.
SONNY: THANK YOU.
JASON: YEAH.
I DID IT FOR YOU AS MUCH
AS FOR ME.
OH, MAN.
CARLY IS SCARED, AND SHE'S
ANGRY, AND SHE KEEPS GOING OVER
AND OVER WHAT ROBIN DID.
AND I JUST --
SONNY: YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH.
JASON: I SAW HER LAST NIGHT.
SONNY: ROBIN?
JASON: YEAH, ON THE BRIDGE.
I -- I WENT TO SAY GOOD-BYE
AND JUST TO SEE THE BRIDGE ONE
LAST TIME AND --
SO I'D NEVER HAVE TO GO AGAIN,
AND ROBIN WAS THERE.
AND SHE LOOKED UP AT ME,
AND SHE WAS SO
BEAUTIFUL, AND I --
SONNY: YOU HATED HER.
EDWARD: GOOD MORNING.
A.J.: GOOD MORNING.
IN FACT, GRANDFATHER,
IT'S A GREAT MORNING.
EDWARD: OH, HOGWASH.
IT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION.
IT'S AN IDIOTIC ONE, IF YOU ASK
ME, NOT THAT IT WOULD OCCUR
TO ANYONE IN THIS FAMILY TO ASK
ME ANYTHING.
A.J.: GRANDFATHER, I --
EDWARD: LOOK.
DID YOU SEE THIS IN THE PAPER?
LOOK -- "SWISS SCIENTIST MAKES
MILLIONS CLONING COWS."
NOW, WE'RE IN UPSTATE NEW YORK.
WHY CAN'T WE GET OUR HANDS
ON A COW OR TWO?
A.J.: GRANDFATHER --
EDWARD: THE POINT IS THIS,
A.J. -- THE WORLD IS RACING PAST
US, AND THIS FAMILY IS JUST
SITTING ON ITS HANDS.
NED IS ON THAT ROCK 'N' ROLL
DELIRIUM AGAIN, AND YOU --
YOU'RE JUST STANDING AROUND.
WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING
AT YOUR JOB OR WORKING ON CARLY
ROBERTS?
A.J.: CARLY DOESN'T MATTER
NOW.
EDWARD: WELL, YOU'VE GIVEN
UP, THEN, HAVEN'T YOU?
IN THE END, YOU JUST DIDN'T HAVE
THE STOMACH FOR IT.
A.J.: GRANDFATHER, I DON'T
HAVE TO WORK CARLY ANYMORE.
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING
TO TELL YOU.
I HAVE AS MUCH RIGHT TO MICHAEL
AS SHE DOES.
I'M HIS BIOLOGICAL FATHER.
YOUR MORNING SHOWER
IS MORE THAN JUST A RITUAL.
WITH OIL OF OLAY BODY WASH,
IT'S A PLACE TO FEEL RENEWED.
AS THE RICH,
CLEANSING LATHER PULLS AWAY...
THE LAST WHISPERS OF SLEEP,
YOU ARE AWAKENED.
AND WHEN OLAY
WITH NURTURING MOISTURIZERS...
SOFTENS AND SMOOTHS YOUR SKIN,
YOU DISCOVER...
THERE'S A SIMPLE JOY IN BEING
CLEAN AND FEELING CARED FOR.
BUT FEELING IS BELIEVING.
SO PROVE IT TO YOURSELF.
AND START EACH DAY WITH OLAY
BODY WASH INSTEAD OF SOAP.
SOMETIMES WINTER AND WORK
CONVERGE IN AN UNHOLY ALLIANCE
TO MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE.
THAT'S WHEN YOU NEED TO REACH
FOR HALLS VITAMIN C.
EACH AND EVERY DROP HAS 100%
OF THE VITAMIN C YOU NEED.
IT'LL HELP KEEP YOU GOING
WHEN IT FEELS LIKE THE WHOLE
WORLD IS SLOWING DOWN.
HALLS VITAMIN C.
THERE'S SOMETHING WONDERFUL
ABOUT HOME COOKING,
AND IT'S EVEN MORE WONDERFUL
WHEN ALL THE PREP WORK
IS DONE FOR YOU.
INTRODUCING STOUFFER'S
SKILLET SENSATIONS.
WITH ALL THE SEASONING,
THE CHOPPING,
EVEN THE SAUCE, ALREADY DONE.
COMPLETE MEALS, INCLUDING MEAT.
LIKE HOMESTYLE BEEF.
DISHES YOU'LL LOVE TO COOK...
AND BE EVEN PROUDER TO SERVE.
NEW SKILLET SENSATIONS
FROM STOUFFER'S.
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TWO FOR ME
PEPPERIDGE FARM
GOLDFISH CRACKERS.
BAKED WITH
AND CHEESY, NOT SUGARY
LIKE SWEET SNACKS.
I LOVE MY GOLDFISH.
IT'S
EDWARD: ALL RIGHT.
GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT, A.J.
YOU'VE STARTED DRINKING AGAIN,
HAVEN'T YOU?
A.J.: ABSOLUTELY NOT.
IT'S TRUE.
MICHAEL'S MY SON, NOT JASON'S.
EDWARD: OH.
AND THIS HAPPENED -- HAPPENED
HOW, BY OSMOSIS?
BECAUSE THE LAST I HEARD,
YOU HAVE TO -- YOU HAVE TO SLEEP
WITH SOMEONE TO MAKE THEM
PREGNANT.
A.J.: I DID SLEEP WITH HER.
IN FACT, I TRIED TO TELL
THE FAMILY ONCE, BUT, AS USUAL,
NO ONE WAS LISTENING.
EDWARD: WELL, I'M LISTENING
NOW.
A.J.: OK.
IT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE.
I WAS STILL DRINKING.
THE NEXT MORNING, I WOKE UP
WITH A RAGING HANGOVER
WITH NO MEMORY OF THE EVENING
BEFORE, WHICH IS WHY CARLY
EVENTUALLY DRUGGED ME.
REMEMBER?
EDWARD: MM-HMM.
A.J.: AND SHE WAS GLAD THAT
I DIDN'T REMEMBER BECAUSE
SHE DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE
TO EXPLAIN SLEEPING WITH ME
TO TONY.
SHE WANTED ME OUT OF TOWN BEFORE
IT CAME BACK TO ME.
EDWARD: AND YOU MEAN THIS
HAPPENED ONLY ONCE.
GOD KNOWS HOW MANY TIMES SHE WAS
SLEEPING WITH JASON, AND THIS
ONE TIME MAKES YOU THE FATHER?
OH, I DOUBT THAT.
A.J.: IT TURNS OUT THAT JASON
WASN'T SLEEPING WITH CARLY,
AT LEAST NOT THEN, ANYWAY.
EDWARD: HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?
A.J.: THINK ABOUT IT.
WHAT --
WHAT WOULD MAKE IT OK IN ROBIN'S
HEAD TO GO BACK TO JASON?
HE WASN'T CHEATING ON HER,
AND SHE KNEW IT.
EDWARD: YOU MEAN THAT ROBIN
KNEW ABOUT THIS THE WHOLE TIME?
A.J.: EXACTLY.
SHE TOLD ME.
NOW, WHO GETS YOUR VOTE FOR MOST
RELIABLE SOURCE IN THIS
EQUATION -- ROBIN OR CARLY?
EDWARD: WELL, THEN WHY WOULD
JASON PRETEND TO BE THE BABY'S
FATHER?
OH, OF COURSE --
TO SPITE THIS FAMILY.
A.J.: OR JUST ME.
EDWARD: OH, THIS IS
EXCELLENT, A.J.
I KNEW THAT I WAS RIGHT TO PUT
MY CONFIDENCE IN YOU.
HERE, GO CALL THAT LAWYER.
A.J.: ALREADY DONE.
IN FACT, I HAVE A MEETING
WITH HIM THIS MORNING TO DISCUSS
MY OPTIONS.
GET THAT OFFICE READY FOR ME.
JASON: I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT
LOVING ROBIN.
IT WAS JUST -- IT WAS JUST
A PART OF ME, LIKE BREATHING,
YOU KNOW?
EVEN THE LAST FEW MONTHS,
WHEN IT WAS HARD TO BE
WITH HER AND I COULDN'T TELL
HER THINGS, I STILL LOVED HER.
BUT SHE WAS STANDING ON THAT
BRIDGE,
SAYING SHE DIDN'T MEAN
TO TAKE MICHAEL AWAY.
I DIDN'T KNOW HER.
I DIDN'T WANT TO.
THEN I RODE MY MOTORCYCLE ALL
NIGHT.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE.
AND I REALIZED IT WAS GOING
TO BE MORNING SOON AND I HAD
TO GET BACK TO MICHAEL.
YOU KNOW, YESTERDAY, I SAID
BETRAYAL
IS LIKE HAVING SOMEONE DIE.
AND IT IS.
I MEAN, YOU GO FROM --
FROM FEELING NOTHING TO FEELING
SO MUCH.
I'M JUST -- I'M JUST GLAD SHE'S
GONE.
SONNY: DID YOU TELL ROBIN
THAT?
JASON: THEN I WALKED AWAY.
SONNY: YOU DID ALL RIGHT.
A LOT BETTER THAN I DID.
V: JAX, REALLY, I HAVE
NO HIDDEN AGENDA HERE.
I MEAN, HAVE YOU SEEN MY DESK
LATELY?
WHERE WOULD I PUT IT?
JAX: YOU KNOW, V,
ISABELLA CASTILLO BECAME
AS SMOOTH AN ARTIST AS I'VE EVER
SEEN.
V: WELL, I DO SO ADORE
COMPLIMENTS.
JAX: BUT V ARDANOWSKI
COULDN'T CON HER WAY OUT
OF A PHONE BOOTH, LET ALONE SNOW
HER BEST FRIEND.
V: ALL RIGHT.
ROBIN DID GIVE ME A CALL BEFORE
SHE LEFT TOWN.
JAX: SHE ASKED YOU TO KEEP
AN EYE ON ME.
V: NOT IN THOSE EXACT WORDS.
JAX: BUT THE RIGHT SENTIMENT.
V: JAX, THE PRICE YOU HAVE
TO PAY FOR HAVING PEOPLE WHO
CARE ABOUT YOU IS THAT WE WORRY
ABOUT YOU, TOO.
JAX: AND THIS OUTPOURING
OF CONCERN -- IS IT
BECAUSE ROBIN'S GONE OR SONNY'S
HERE?
V: BOTH ARE PRETTY GOOD
REASONS, DON'T YOU THINK?
JAX: WELL, YOU CAN REST EASY
ON EITHER COUNT.
I'LL MISS ROBIN.
BUT ON BALANCE, I THINK IT'S
GOOD FOR HER TO BE AWAY
FROM PORT CHARLES AND JASON.
AS FOR SONNY, IF HE STUMBLES,
I WON'T HESITATE TO TAKE
ADVANTAGE OF IT.
IN THE MEANTIME, I HAVE OTHER
FISH TO FRY, STARTING
WITH A RAID ON CASSADINE
INDUSTRIES, SOMETHING THAT
SHOULD MAKE YOU VERY HAPPY,
COME TO THINK OF IT.
V: WHY?
JAX: BECAUSE IN THIS
PARTICULAR CASE, I'LL BE WORKING
WITH JERRY.
V: THAT'S GREAT NEWS,
NOT THAT I'M SURPRISED.
AFTER SEEING THE TWO
OF YOU IN MONTE CARLO TOGETHER,
I WAS FAIRLY CERTAIN THAT
YOU WOULD PATCH THINGS UP.
JAX: I WOULDN'T GO THAT FAR.
JERRY HAS AN INSIDE TRACK
ON CASSADINE, I DON'T.
THIS IS BUSINESS.
I STILL DON'T TRUST HIM.
V: WELL, I CAN'T HELP
BUT HOPE THAT IF YOU TRUST JERRY
AS A BUSINESSMAN, MAYBE SOMEDAY
YOU CAN TRUST HIM AS A BROTHER.
JAX: WELL, IF THAT HAPPENS,
YOU CAN TAKE SOME CREDIT.
V: I'D BE GLAD TO.
JAX: GOOD, BECAUSE IF HE LETS
ME DOWN AGAIN, THEN I'LL BE
LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO BLAME.
LUCAS: JERRY!
BOBBIE: YOU DID COME AFTER
ALL.
JERRY: SURPRISED?
BOBBIE: OH, NO.
I KNEW YOU'D NEVER DISAPPOINT
YOUR BIGGEST FAN.
JERRY: NEVER.
I WOULDN'T LET LUCAS DOWN,
EITHER.
LUCAS: HOW'S THUNDER DOING?
JERRY: HEALTHY AS A HORSE.
NOW, HOW ABOUT HIS MASTER?
DID YOU COME THROUGH THIS PILOT
PROGRAM ALL RIGHT?
LUCAS: UH-HUH.
JERRY: SO, DOES THAT MEAN
YOU'RE A PILOT LIKE ME NOW?
LUCAS: IT'S NOT THAT KIND
OF A PILOT PROGRAM.
JERRY: OH, REALLY?
OH, THAT'S A SHAME.
SEE, I WAS THINKING YOU COULD
FLY THE PLANE HOME AND YOUR MOM
AND ME COULD CATCH UP.
LUCAS: YOU FLEW A REAL PLANE
HERE?
JERRY: I DID INDEED.
AND IT'S DOUBLE-PARKED SO WE GOT
TO HURRY UP AND PACK.
LUCAS: I'M PACKED ALREADY.
I'VE JUST GOT TO SAY GOOD-BYE
TO MY FRIENDS, OK?
JERRY: ROGER.
WE'LL RENDEZVOUS HERE
AT 1100 HOURS.
THAT'S 30 MINUTES FROM NOW.
LUCAS: ROGER.
JERRY: ROGER.
LUCAS and JERRY: ROGER,
ROGER, ROGER, ROGER,
ROGER, ROGER!
JERRY: HE'S IN A GOOD MOOD
FOR A KID WHO WENT THROUGH
A TWO-WEEK DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT.
HOW'D IT GO?
BOBBIE: IT WENT AS WELL
AS WE COULD HOPE.THAT LUCAS IS PART OF
THE PROGRAM, HE'LL BE
CONTINUALLY MONITORED AND HE'LL
BE FIRST IN LINE AS NEW
PROTOCOLS ARE DEVELOPED.
AND I THINK IT WAS REALLY GOOD
FOR HIM TO BE AROUND OTHER KIDS
THAT HAVE THE SAME PROBLEMS THAT
HE DOES.
SO, YOU, WHERE EXACTLY DID
YOU MANAGE TO GET A PLANE?
JERRY: ALL DEPRESSINGLY
LEGAL -- I BUMMED HER OFF
A FRIEND.
BOBBIE: OH.
I SEE, AS OPPOSED TO
A CIGARETTE.
JERRY: DID IT WORK?
BOBBIE: YOU MEAN,
AM I IMPRESSED?
JERRY: CHARMED?
AMUSED?
ANYTHING WILL DO.
BOBBIE: HMM, COULD BE --
IF YOU SAY THE MAGIC WORDS.
JERRY: I MISSED YOU.
BOBBIE: THAT'S THEM.
LUCKY: YOU REALIZE THIS IS
THE LONGEST WE'VE BEEN APART?
ELIZABETH: WELL, GIVE OR TAKE
A DAY, BUT IT SURE FEELS LIKE
THE LONGEST.
HOW WAS CANADA?
LUCKY: OH, THERE'S WAY TOO
MUCH OF IT.
I CAME THIS CLOSE TO JUST
HIJACKING THE BUS AND FLOORING
IT ALL THE WAY HOME.
ELIZABETH: WELL, AT LEAST
YOU DIDN'T MAKE A FOOL
OF YOURSELF RACING FOR THE PHONE
EVERY TIME IT RANG.
POOR GRAM, I ALMOST KNOCKED
HER OVER TWICE.
SHE MADE ME PROMISE NEVER TO LET
YOU LEAVE TOWN AGAIN.
LUCKY: WELL, NOT WITHOUT YOU.
ELIZABETH: SO, DID YOU MAKE
ENOUGH MONEY?
LUCKY: I GOT A GOOD START,
YEAH.
ELIZABETH: GOOD.
GOD, I'VE GOT TO GO.
MY BREAK'S OVER.
LUCKY: WELL, NOT SO FAST.
I MEAN, I HAVEN'T PRESENTED
YOU WITH THE OFFICIAL TACKY
SOUVENIR GIFT.
ELIZABETH: OH.
YOU BOUGHT ME A GIFT?
OH.
"GREETINGS FROM PELICAN RAPIDS."
WHERE IS THAT?
LUCKY: MANITOBA.
ELIZABETH: SOUNDS FAR.
LUCKY: YEAH.
I KNOW IT'S NOT MUCH,
BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO SPEND ALL
THE MONEY I WAS TRYING
TO MAKE, SO --
ELIZABETH: I LOVE THIS
KEY CHAIN WITH ALL MY HEART.
LUCKY: WELL, I GUESS YOU HAVE
TO GO.
ELIZABETH: YEAH.
LUCKY: YEAH.
ELIZABETH: GUESS I DO.
DO YOU WANT TO COME WAIT WITH ME
TILL MY SHIFT IS OVER?
LUCKY: I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER
ASK.
ELIZABETH: GOOD. COME ON.
...THAN ALKA-SELTZER PLUS
COLD MEDICINE?
IT JUST BREAKS UP
MY NASAL CONGESTION
SO THAT I CAN
FINALLY BREATHE.
IT EFFERVESCES.
IT CLEARS MY
STUFFED UP HEAD.
WHAT THEY'RE SAYING IS
ONLY ALKA-SELTZER PLUS
HAS THE POWER OF EFFERVESCENCE.
IT RUSHES MEDICINE
TO BREAK UP YOUR WORST COLD
SYMPTOMS.
FAST.
AND BREAK UP NIGHTTIME
COLD SYMPTOMS FAST WITH...
INGREDIENTS TO HELP YOU SLEEP
AND NO ALCOHOL.
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FEEDING YOUR BABY...
GIVES HER ALL THE NUTRIENTS
SHE NEEDS TO GROW STRONG.
BUT WHEN YOU GIVE HER
AN ORDINARY BOTTLE,
YOU COULD BE INCREASING
THE RISK OF EAR INFECTIONS TOO !
OH.
JOHNSON'S HEALTHFLOW BOTTLES
ARE UNIQUELY ANGLED...
TO PROMOTE THE SEMI-UPRIGHT
FEEDING POSITION,
REDUCING FLUID
IN THE INNER EAR...
AND THE RISK
OF EAR INFECTIONS.
BREAST FEEDING IS BEST.
BUT IF YOU GIVE
YOUR BABY A BOTTLE,
GIVE HER ONE THAT HELPS
PREVENT EAR INFECTIONS TOO.
JOHNSON'S HEALTHFLOW.
FROM JOHNSON & JOHNSON.
HOW ARE WE GONNA GET
ALL THESE KIDS TO EVEN
LOOK AT EACH OTHER ?
I THINK ABBY'S AFRAID
NOBODY'S GONNA
ASK HER TO DANCE.
I THINK BRAD
IS JUST AFRAID.
HMM.
[ Announcer ]
SOMETIMES MOMS CAN USE
A LITTLE HELP.
THAT'S WHERE SUNNY DELIGHT
COMES IN.
IT'S GOT THE TASTE KIDS LOVE...
AND VITAMINS YOU CAN
FEEL GOOD ABOUT.
UM, AREN'T WE IN
SOCIAL STUDIES
TOGETHER ?
I'D LOVE TO DANCE !
üü
REACH FOR THE GOOD STUFF.
LUCKY: MISS?
MISS?
COULD I TROUBLE YOU
FOR A REFILL?
ELIZABETH: OH, RIGHT AWAY,
SIR.
THERE YOU GO.
LUCKY: OH, THANK YOU,
BUT YOUR -- YOUR AIM'S A LITTLE
OFF.
YEAH, SEE, I MEANT FOR MY GUEST.
LUCKY: I HAD TO GO TO THREE
DIFFERENT TOWNS BEFORE I COULD
FIND THE ONE THAT SAID "LIZ."
SEE, I WAS PASSING THROUGH
QUEBEC.
I MEAN, IF YOUR NAME WAS
MADELINE, I WOULD HAVE BEEN HOME
FREE.
ELIZABETH: LUCKY, YOU ARE TOO
SWEET.
LUCKY: JUST DON'T --
DON'T PUT IT IN THE DISHWASHER.
YOU'LL LOSE 2/3 OF YOUR NAME.
ELIZABETH: HOW MANY GIFTS DID
YOU GET ME?
LUCKY: JUST A FEW.
WANT TO SEE THE NEXT ONE?
I MEAN, IT'S A LITTLE BIGGER.
ELIZABETH: AS BIG
AS A BREADBOX?
LUCKY: HMM -- AS BIG
AS INFINITY.
OUR FUTURE.
BOBBIE: THAT'S GOING TO HAVE
TO HOLD US BOTH UNTIL WE GET
BACK.
JERRY: HMM.
IN THAT CASE, CAN I HELP
YOU PACK?
BOBBIE: YOU KNOW, YOU CAN
HELP ME PACK BY STAYING OUT
OF MY WAY.
WHY DON'T YOU GO OVER THERE
AND SIT DOWN.
SO, DID I MISS ANYTHING WHILE
I WAS GONE?
JERRY: SONNY CORINTHOS IS
BACK IN TOWN.
BOBBIE: OH.
FOR GOOD?
JERRY: OR FOR BAD,
DEPENDING ON HOW YOU LOOK AT IT.
BOBBIE: HOW DO YOU?
JERRY: MY BROTHER DOESN'T
LIKE HIM.
THAT'S ALL I NEED TO KNOW.
I WAS WITH HIM WHEN THEY CROSSED
PATHS CORINTHOS' FIRST NIGHT
ON THE TOWN.
THEY ALMOST CAME TO BLOWS.
AND IT'S NOT LIKE JAX TO LOSE
HIS TEMPER.
BOBBIE: YEAH.
WELL, YOU KNOW, I WOULD IMAGINE
THAT SONNY STIRS UP A LOT
OF PAINFUL MEMORIES FOR JAX.
JERRY: THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY KNOW.
ROBIN HAS LEFT TOWN.
BOBBIE: FOR GOOD? ALONE?
JERRY: SHE'S BROKEN UP
WITH JASON, HAS NO PLANS TO COME
BACK.
BOBBIE: OH, MY GOD.
HOW DID MY DAUGHTER MANAGE THAT?
SONNY: I TOLD YOU
BRENDA WORE A WIRE, RIGHT?
BUT I NEVER TOLD YOU
HOW I FOUND IT AND HOW I ACTED.
IT WASN'T LIKE YOU AND ROBIN.
BRENDA DIDN'T BLINDSIDE ME,
YOU KNOW?
I WAS WARNED.
I KEPT GIVING HER CHANCES,
YOU KNOW, TO TELL ME.
BUT SHE DIDN'T
AND I PULLED THE TAPE RECORDER
FROM HER POCKET.
I LOST IT.
I TORE APART THE ROOM, YOU KNOW,
AND SHE KEPT GIVING ME A REASON
WHY SHE DID IT, AND --
IN HER MIND MAYBE SHE, YOU KNOW,
SHE FELT RIGHT.
SHE KEPT COMING AFTER ME,
TELLING ME HOW MUCH
SHE LOVED ME,
AND THAT IF --
SHE WOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT
IF I DIDN'T LIE TO HER.
NEXT THING I KNOW,
I HAVE HER FACE IN MY HANDS.
I'M SCREAMING AT HER.
I WALK OUT OF THE ROOM,
AND SHE --
SHE'S ON THE FLOOR CRYING LIKE
A BROKEN DOLL.
JASON: I DON'T KNOW HOW
YOU LOVED BRENDA AFTER THAT.
SONNY: OH, MAN.
MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE.
MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE JUST,
YOU KNOW, LET HER GO.
BUT, YOU KNOW,
THAT'S IT, MAN.
ONCE YOU'RE BETRAYED,
HOW CAN YOU LOVE SOMEONE
AFTER THEY TURN ON YOU?
JASON: I KNOW.
I KNOW.
WHEN --
WHEN ROBIN ASKED YOU
TO FIRE ME --
SONNY: YEAH?
JASON: I FOUGHT WITH HER.
I FOUGHT.
NOW, SEE, I KNOW NOW THAT IT WAS
BECAUSE THERE WAS SOMETHING
TO LOSE.
BUT I WAS STANDING ON THAT
BRIDGE, AND THERE WAS NOTHING.
THERE WAS NOTHING TO FIGHT
ABOUT.
EVERYTHING BETWEEN US WAS
ALREADY GONE.
BUT I --
I DON'T WANT TO FEEL ANGRY
WITH ROBIN.
I DON'T WANT TO FEEL ANYTHING
AT ALL.
SONNY: IT DOESN'T WORK THAT
WAY, THOUGH, MAN.
AT LEAST NOT WITH ME.
YOU'RE GOING TO HURT, MAN.
YOU'RE GOING TO HURT FOR A LONG
TIME.
YOU'RE BETTER, THOUGH.
YOU KNOW.
YOU'RE BETTER AT CARING THAN
I AM.
YOU ALREADY ARE.
EDWARD: ALREADY HARD AT WORK,
I SEE, HUH?
NED: THAT'S MY JOB.
EDWARD: SO, HOW ARE THINGS
WITH GUTHRIE TECHNOLOGIES?
DO YOU HAVE A BUYER YET?
NED: NO, BUT I'M MAKING
PROGRESS.
EDWARD: BUT NO SALE.
NED: NO.
I INTEND TO ACCEPT THE BEST
PRICE, NOT THE FIRST ONE.
WHAT IS IT?
EDWARD: I'M SORRY?
NED: I JUST TOLD
YOU SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT
TO HEAR.
SO WHERE'S THE USUAL ERUPTION?
WHERE'S THE LECTURE ON FAILING
MY FAMILY, MY COUNTRY, MY GOD?
WHERE'S THE TIRADE ON THE EVILS
OF ROCK 'N' ROLL?
EDWARD: YOU KNOW, NED,
I KNOW HOW HARD E.L.Q. HAS BEEN
ON YOU THESE LAST FEW YEARS.
AND I THINK -- I THINK YOU OUGHT
TO FEEL FREE TO FOLLOW
YOUR DREAMS,
TO -- TO CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN.
THE FAMILY DOESN'T NEED
YOU ANYMORE.
NED: IS THAT SO?
EDWARD: MM-HMM. YES.
THERE HAS BEEN A --
OH, HOW CAN I SAY IT?
THERE'S BEEN A REALIGNMENT
IN THE FAMILY.
AND YOU'RE BEING REPLACED.
WHEN I BITE INTO
A YORK PEPPERMINT PATTIE,
I GET THE SENSATION
I'M RIDING...
THE LUGE!
RACING AT OVER
100 MILES PER HOUR
AS THE WIND
WHIPS OVER MY BODY!
YORK PEPPERMINT PATTIE.
GET THE SENSATION.
THESE DELICIOUS MOMENTS
ARE BROUGHT TO YOU
BY WENDY'S MONTEREY
RANCH CHICKEN SANDWICH.
IT'S A JUICY
WHOLE CHICKEN BREAST FILLET
MONTEREY JACK
AND A CREAMY RANCH SAUCE
WITH REAL PIECES OF BACON.
THIS SANDWICH IS THE BOMB.
YOU BET IT IS.
IT'S BACK.
OOOHHH! THIS HEAD COLD.
I'M SO CLOGGED UP.
I JUST CAN'T FOCUS.
YOU OKAY?
GET TAVI
ST-D.
JUST ONE WORKS 12 HOURS
VERSUS FOUR TYLENOL COLD PILLS.
TAVIST-D CLEARS
YOUR CONGESTION.
BE CLEAR-HEADED,
CLEAR THROUGH YOUR DAY
WITH TAVIST-D.
t
MAN, THAT CHILI
WAS HOT!
YEAH.
YOU GOT HEARTBURN,
TOO?
WANNA TRY THESE
NEW PEPCID AC
CHEWABLES?
IT SAYS YOU GOTTA
TAKE IT WITH WATER!
WHAT'S THE WATER FOR?
WITH TUMS,
YOU DON'T NEED WATER.
JUST BECAUSE NEW PEPCID
IS CHEWABLE
DOESN'T MEAN
IT WORKS LIKE TUMS.
TUMS CALCIUM
NEUTRALIZES
ACID FAST.
PEPCID CHEWABLES'
FAMOTIDINE HAS TO
GO THROUGH YOUR
BLOODSTREAM.
SO IT TAKES 40 MINUTES JUST TO
START CONTROLLING ACID.
YOU WANNA GO BACK
FOR WATER?
FORGET THE WATER.
PASS THE TUMS.
ü TUM TA TUM TUM TUMS ü
NED: I'M BEING REPLACED?
LET ME GUESS --
BY A.J.?
EDWARD: WE HAD AN AGREEMENT,
AND A.J. HAS MORE THAN FULFILLED
HIS END OF IT.
NED: I SEE.
SO, THIS IS ABOUT MICHAEL.
WHAT DID YOU PROMISE JUNIOR
IF HE DELIVERED THE NEXT
QUARTERMAINE HEIR TO
YOUR DOORSTEP -- THE WORLD
OR JUST MY PORTION OF IT?
EDWARD: WHY SHOULDN'T I?
AT LEAST A.J. BOTHERS
TO SHOW UP.
NED: OH, YOU CAN'T BE
SERIOUS.
A.J.'S NOT A C.E.O.
HE ONLY PLAYS ONE AT BOARD
MEETINGS.
HE IS NOT CAPABLE OF RUNNING
E.L.Q.
EDWARD: OH, HE'S MAKING MUCH
MORE PROGRESS THAN YOU THINK,
AND CERTAINLY MORE THAN
YOU LIKE.
AND BESIDES THAT, A.J. HAS
PRODUCED SOMETHING THAT
NO FAMILY BUSINESS CAN DO
WITHOUT, AND THAT'S FAMILY
TO LEAVE IT TO.
NED: YOU SEE, THAT'S EXACTLY
WHY JASON DOESN'T WANT THAT
CHILD RAISED UNDER THIS ROOF.
ALREADY YOU'RE DECIDING
HIS FUTURE.
NOW, IF IT TURNS OUT THAT JASON
HAS BEEN RAISING THIS CHILD
UNDER FALSE PRETENSES,
THEN I ACTUALLY FEEL SORRY
FOR JUNIOR BECAUSE NO FATHER
SHOULD BE SEPARATED
FROM HIS CHILD.
BUT IF THIS TURNS OUT TO BE
ANOTHER CHILD BEING KEPT OUT
OF THIS HOUSE BECAUSE SOMEONE
PERCEIVES THIS PLACE
AS A HOSTILE, UNHEALTHY
ENVIRONMENT, MAYBE -- MAYBE --
WE SHOULD START TAKING THE HINT.
EDWARD: SPARE ME
THE PSYCHOLOGY.
ANY QUARTERMAINE CHILD BELONGS
IN THE QUARTERMAINE HOME.
AND IF YOU HAD BEEN MORE LIKE
A.J., BROOKE LYNN WOULD BE HERE
RIGHT NOW.
NED: I DON'T THINK THAT'S
A PLACE YOU WANT TO REVISIT.
NOW, AS FAR AS MICHAEL'S
CONCERNED, YOU DON'T GIVE A DAMN
ABOUT HIM AND NEITHER DOES A.J.
TO JUNIOR, MICHAEL IS JUST
A BARGAINING CHIP.
AND TO YOU, HE REPRESENTS
THE NEXT GENERATION -- YOUR LAST
CHANCE AT CONTROL.
MICHAEL IS BETTER OFF
WITH JASON.
EDWARD: WELL, YOU'RE
CERTAINLY WELCOME TO
YOUR OPINION.
BUT THAT LITTLE BOY IS GOING
TO END UP IN THIS HOUSE ONE WAY
OR ANOTHER.
AND A.J. IS IN.
BOBBIE: I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
SOMETHING WAS UP WHEN I GOT
CARLY'S MESSAGE ABOUT MOVING
BACK TO THE PENTHOUSE.
JERRY: THERE WAS A SUDDEN
VACANCY.
I DON'T KNOW ALL THE DETAILS.
ROBIN TOLD JAX, JAX TOLD ME.
SHE BROKE UP WITH JASON AND WENT
BACK TO PARIS.
BOBBIE: CARLY MUST HAVE
REALLY DONE SOMETHING MAJOR THIS
TIME.
JERRY: WELL, YOU'RE
AUTOMATICALLY ASSUMING THAT
SHE'S RESPONSIBLE.
BOBBIE: OH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
IT'S NOT MUCH OF A STRETCH.
SHE MAY NOT HAVE MUCH
OF AN ABILITY TO MAKE A HOME,
BUT I CAN CERTAINLY VOUCH
FOR HER ABILITY TO DESTROY ONE.
AND I KNOW HOW MUCH ROBIN
AND JASON LOVED EACH OTHER.
JERRY: JAX THINKS THAT
ROBIN'S LEAVING IS FOR THE BEST.
MAYBE IT IS.
BOBBIE: WELL, I THINK SO,
TOO.
I MEAN, NOT JUST FOR ROBIN.
I THINK IT'S BEST FOR MICHAEL,
YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I THINK IT'S
BEST FOR HIM TO BE WITH BOTH
OF HIS PARENTS.
I KNOW HOW HYPOCRITICAL THAT
MUST SOUND COMING FROM ME WHEN
I'M FIGHTING SO HARD TO KEEP
TONY AWAY FROM LUCAS.
JERRY: BECAUSE YOU THINK
CARLY IS GOOD FOR MICHAEL
AND YOU KNOW THAT TONY IS BAD
FOR LUCAS.
WHAT MATTERS MOST IS WHAT'S
RIGHT FOR THE CHILD, NOT SOME
EXPERT'S FORMULA FOR THE PERFECT
FAMILY.
BOBBIE: THANKS FOR
UNDERSTANDING.
JERRY: THANKS FOR
TEACHING ME.
BOBBIE: SO, CARLY HAS ANOTHER
OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE A LIFE
FOR HERSELF.
I HOPE SHE DOESN'T THROW THIS
ONE AWAY.
JERRY: I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT
THAT ONE.
SHE HAS A REAL INSTINCT
FOR SELF-PRESERVATION.
BOBBIE: MATCHED ONLY
BY HER TALENT FOR
SELF-DESTRUCTION.
ELIZABETH: SOMETHING TELLS ME
YOU DIDN'T GET THIS CATALOG
IN PELICAN RAPIDS.
LUCKY: NO, I ORDERED IT
A WHILE AGO FOR YOU, BUT IT WAS
AT MY PLACE WHEN I GOT BACK.
ELIZABETH: THIS IS AWFUL.
LUCKY: REALLY?
I KIND OF LIKE THAT ONE.
ELIZABETH: NO, NO.
THIS -- THIS IS WONDERFUL.
THAT'S WHY IT'S AWFUL.
I MEAN, NONE OF MY PAINTINGS ARE
THIS GOOD.
LUCKY: ARE YOU KIDDING?
ELIZABETH, YOUR STUFF IS,
LIKE, A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER
THAN WHAT'S IN HERE.
ELIZABETH: DON'T YOU THINK
THAT MAYBE YOU'RE JUST A TINY
BIT UNOBJECTIVE?
LUCKY: WHAT, ARE YOU SAYING
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ART?
ELIZABETH: NO, I'M NOT SAYING
THAT.
LUCKY: BECAUSE, LOOK, YOU MAY
HAVE PAINTED THE -- YOU KNOW,
THE COOL FURNITURE ON THE WALLS
IN MY BOXCAR, BUT I PICKED OUT
THE PAINT.
SO JUST REMEMBER THAT,
REMBRANDT.
ELIZABETH: OK.
BUT, LUCKY, SERIOUSLY,
THIS SCHOOL IS IN NEW YORK CITY.
YOUNG ARTISTS FROM ALL OVER
THE WORLD TRY TO GET IN.
MOST OF THEM DON'T.
LUCKY: YOU WILL.
ELIZABETH: YOU REALLY BELIEVE
THAT, DON'T YOU?
LUCKY: ELIZABETH, I WOULD
NEVER TELL YOU SOMETHING I DON'T
BELIEVE.
YOU ARE GREAT.
I KNOW THAT.
BUT, SEE, IF YOU STAY HERE
IN PORT CHARLES, NOBODY ELSE
WILL.
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS.
ELIZABETH: I CAN TELL.
LUCKY: MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHOW
THIS SCHOOL WHAT YOU GOT.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO TO NEW YORK.
LOOK AT YOU.
WHAT A COLD.
EVEN YOUR SINUSES HURT.
YOU KNOW HOW ADVIL
GETS RID OF TOUGH PAIN FAST.
WELL, ADVIL COLD & SINUS GETS
RID OF TOUGH SINUS PAIN FAST.
THIS IS IN THIS,
PLUS A DECONGESTANT.
THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT...
ADVIL COLD & SINUS.
HELLO!
STEPHANIE'S
THE NEW GIRL.
WE CAN TEACH YOU.
SHE NEEDS ADVICE,
YOU KNOW, WHO'S WHO,
WHAT'S WHAT.
WHEN YOU WANT PIZZA,
YOU CAN MAKE TRISCUIT PIZZA.
SAUCE, CHEESE, PEPPERONI.
TRISCUIT PIZZAS.
I COULD SMELL THESE
ALL THE WAY DOWN
THE HALL.
NACHOS?
YOU FEEL LIKE NACHOS?
CRUNCHY NACHOS WITH
THE CHEESE ALL MELTED
IN THE NOOKS AND CRANNIES.
THIS IS LIKE
STUDY FOOD.
I THINK
SHE'S GONNA DO OK.
AND TRY TRISCUIT THIN CRISPS,
THE CRISPY TRIANGLE
THAT SNACKS LIKE A CHIP.
LOOKING TO MAKE YOUR CHICKEN
A LITTLE MORE LIVELY ?
WHY NOT REDISCOVER
THE CRISP, JUICY TASTE...
THAT IS ONLY
SHAKE'N BAKE CHICKEN ?
NOW THERE'S SOMETHING
YOUR FAMILY CAN SINK
THEIR TEETH INTO.
SHAKE'N BAKE
REALLY SHAKES UP CHICKEN.
FOR A BAD HEAD COLD,
I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITHONE MEDICINE FOR SINUS PRESSURE
ONE FOR RUNNY NOSE
ANOTHER FOR HEADACHE.
I WANT ONE PILL.
INTRODUCING
COMTREX ACUTE HEAD COLD.
NOW, COMPLETE RELIEF
ALL IN ONE PILL.
NEW COMTREX
ACUTE HEAD COLD DOES IT ALL.
WOMEN LOVE
SHAMPOOING
WITH CLAIROL
HERBAL ESSENCES.
( moaning... )
REVELING IN
THE NATURAL
BOTANICALS
AND ORGANIC HERBS.
YES, YES... YES!
BUT WE'D ALSO LIKE
TO REMIND YOU...
YES!
...MEN LIKE IT, TOO.
HERBAL ESSENCES.
LUCKY: SERVICE AT TABLE SIX,
PLEASE.
ELIZABETH: THIS IS TABLE
FIVE.
AND WHAT CAN I GET YOU?
LUCKY, I'M WORKING, REMEMBER?
LUCKY: COME ON.
SIT DOWN.
ELIZABETH: OH.
LUCKY: YOU'RE WORKING.
AH.
LOOK AT THIS --
"BEFORE SHE BECAME THE
WORLD-FAMOUS ARTIST SHE IS
TODAY, WEBBER WORKED AT A --
OOH -- AN UPSTATE, WELL-KNOWN
RESTAURANT."
ELIZABETH: PLEASE, THAT IS
NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
LUCKY: NOT BY ITSELF IT'S
NOT.
ALL RIGHT.
TA-DA.
ELIZABETH: WHAT IS THIS?
LUCKY: THAT IS THE FIRST
CONTRIBUTION TO THE OFFICIAL
ELIZABETH WEBBER ART SCHOLARSHIP
FUND.
ELIZABETH: THANKS.
LUCKY: SHOULD I HAVE STOPPED
WITH THE KEY CHAIN?
ELIZABETH: NO.
NO, LUCKY, YOU DIDN'T DO
ANYTHING WRONG.
I'M BEGINNING TO WONDER IF YOU'D
KNOW HOW.
IT'S JUST --
THIS ACADEMY -- I MEAN,
IF I WERE TO GET IN,
IT'S IN NEW YORK.
LUCKY: SO?
ELIZABETH: "SO?"
THESE PAST FEW DAYS
WITHOUT YOU HAVE BEEN MISERABLE.
I'M NOT SAYING I CAN'T LEAVE
YOU, I JUST -- I DON'T WANT TO.
NOT NOW OR
NOT EVER, REALLY.
I DON'T HAVE TO BE IN NEW YORK
TO HAVE MY PAINTINGS, BUT I HAVE
TO BE IN PORT CHARLES
TO HAVE YOU.
LUCKY: ELIZABETH,
IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED,
I'M PORTABLE.
ELIZABETH: WHAT?
LUCKY: YOU DIDN'T THINK I'D
LET YOU GO TO NEW YORK
WITHOUT ME.
ELIZABETH: DO YOU MEAN IT?
LUCKY: OF COURSE.
THAT'S THE WHOLE THING.
SEE, WE CAN -- WE CAN GET
A PLACE.
I CAN FIND A JOB, YOU KNOW,
TO HOLD OVER OUR FINANCES --
UNTIL YOU GET FAMOUS, THAT IS,
BECAUSE THEN I'M GOING TO LIVE
OFF YOU.
ELIZABETH: SO YOU HAVEN'T
CHANGED YOUR MIND ABOUT,
YOU KNOW, BEING MY FUTURE?
LUCKY: HOW COULD I?
IT'S MY FUTURE, TOO.
JERRY: I DON'T BLAME
YOU FOR WORRYING ABOUT
YOUR DAUGHTER.
I'M JUST NOT SURE THERE'S MUCH
YOU CAN DO TO HELP HER.
BOBBIE: I KNOW.
SHE'S LIKE A RUNAWAY TRAIN WHEN
SHE GETS SOMETHING INTO
HER HEAD.
PURE SPENCER, EVEN IF I DIDN'T
ACTUALLY RAISE HER.
JERRY: LIKE MOTHER,
LIKE DAUGHTER.
BOBBIE: UNFORTUNATELY.
JERRY: ALTHOUGH, I DO FIND IT
HARD TO IMAGINE THAT YOU HAVE
A HISTORY OF MISCHIEF TO EQUAL
CARLY'S.
BOBBIE: WELL, I'M AFRAID
I WOULD HAVE -- I PULLED A FEW
STUNTS THAT WOULD MAKE CARLY
PROUD WHEN I WAS HER AGE.
NOT THAT I'M A TOTAL PUSHOVER
NOW.
I MEAN, I STILL HAVE A LITTLE
FIGHT LEFT IN ME.
JERRY: I LEARNED THAT LESSON
FIRSTHAND.
BOBBIE: WHEN I WAS YOUNG,
JUST LIKE CARLY, I FOUGHT
FOR ALL THE WRONG THINGS --
PEOPLE AND THINGS THAT I NEVER
SHOULD HAVE WANTED OR WERE NEVER
REALLY MINE TO HAVE.
NOW I SAVE MY BATTLES
FOR THE CAUSES THAT REALLY
MATTER.
JERRY: THAT'S A LESSON WE ALL
HAVE TO LEARN.
SO, MAYBE YOU HAVE TO LET CARLY
GET THE LESSON SHE'S GOT COMING.
MAYBE WE ALL HAVE TO SCREW UP
IN LIFE TO FIND OUT WHAT'S
REALLY IMPORTANT.
JAX: THIS ISN'T EXACTLY
A CONVENIENT LOCATION
FOR A MEETING, BUT I'M SURE
YOU HAVE YOUR REASONS.
NED: I'M NOT IN THE HABIT
OF CONDUCTING BUSINESS
IN PUBLIC, ARE YOU?
JAX: ALL THE TIME.
CONDUCT YOUR BUSINESS IN PUBLIC,
AND PEOPLE WILL ASSUME IT ISN'T
BUSINESS.
NED: OH.
WELL, THAT EXPLAINS YOUR MEETING
WITH KATHERINE.
JAX: YOU HEARD ABOUT THAT,
DID YOU?
NED: BEFORE SHE THREW BACK
HER FIRST MARTINI.
JAX: YOU EVER CONSIDER
A CAREER AS A SPY?
NED: OH, I DON'T HAVE TO.
I OWN THE HOTEL.
JAX: I SEE, THE WAITERS ARE
THE SPIES.
WHAT DID THEY TELL YOU?
NED: WELL, I KNOW,
FOR INSTANCE, THAT YOU'RE TRYING
TO REACQUIRE YOUR E.L.Q. SHARES.
JAX: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT
AT ALL, NED.
YOU'RE GUESSING.
NED: AND NOW YOU'RE TRYING
TO GUESS WHY I'M INTERESTED.
JAX: THAT'S EASY.
THE BALANCE OF POWER.
YOUR COUSIN'S EXPANDED ROLE
AT E.L.Q. ISN'T EXACTLY
A SECRET.
THERE'S A NICE PHOTO OF A.J. IN
"THE PORT CHARLES BUSINESS
WEEKLY," BY THE WAY.
NED: OH, YES.
THEY AIRBRUSHED OUT THE SQUINT.
JAX: SO IS THERE A MAJOR
BATTLE IN THE WORKS FOR E.L.Q.?
NED: WELL, IF THERE WERE,
I'D RATHER HAVE YOU WEARING OUT
YOUR WELCOME THAN KATHERINE.
JAX: BE CAREFUL WHAT
YOU WISH FOR.
I'D GET 6 GOOD HOURS.
I COULD STILL GET
4 HOURS.
4 HOURS IS O.K.
I'VE DONE WITHOUT SLEEP
BEFORE.
I CAN DO IT AGAIN.
IF YOU CAN'T SLEEP,
IF THINGS YOU'VE TRIED
LEAVE YOU GROGGY THE NEXT DAY,
YOUR DOCTOR HAS A BREAKTHROUGH
APPROACH TO SLEEP THERAPY
YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT...
PICABO STREET FOR CHAPSTICK.
I TRAIN A LOT.
IT'S TORTURE !
ESPECIALLY FOR MY LIPS.
CHAPSTICK LIP MOISTURIZER
WITH VITAMIN E.
A FORMULA THAT PROTECTS
TO HELP HEAL CHAPPED LIPS.
I'M NOT THE LIPSTICK TYPE.
I'M THE CHAPSTICK TYPE.
LIP MOISTURIZER FROM CHAPSTICK.
ü (music begins) ü
ü THE TOUCH ü
ü THE FEEL OF COTTON ü
ü THE FABRIC OF OUR LIVES ü
ü UHHNN...üü
8
?
TONIGHT, WHILE YOU WERE OUT,
YOUR KIDS WERE IN
THE TRUSTED CARE
OF BETTY THE BABYSITTER.
YOU KNOW THEY ATE WELL
BECAUSE BETTY MADE
NEW SWANSON BONELESS
FRIED CHICKEN DINNERS.
YOUR KIDS ATE
THE BROWNIES FIRST.
THEY DEVOURED
THE TENDER ALL WHITE MEAT
IN THE CRISPY COATING
WITH LESS THAN PERFECT
TABLE MANNERS,
AND THEY FINISHED
THEIR MASHED POTATOES
WITH THEIR FINGERS.
OH, LIKE WHEN
YOU WERE A KID,
YOU DIDN'T EAT
A SWANSON DINNER
THE SAME WAY
WITH JOAN THE BABYSITTER.
//éñO
NED: WHAT I WANT IS MAJORITY
CONTROL OF E.L.Q.
AND, JAX, SOMEDAY, I FULLY
EXPECT TO HAVE IT.
BUT IN THE MEANTIME, IF IT COMES
DOWN TO A CHOICE BETWEEN
YOU OR KATHERINE ON THE BOARD,
I WOULD PREFER YOU --
AT YOUR CURRENT STATUS
AS A 10% SHAREHOLDER, OF COURSE.
JAX: I LIKE CONTROLLING
INTEREST, TOO, NED.
AND IF THERE'S NO CHANCE OF ME
GAINING THAT, THEN WHY SHOULD
I BOTHER?
NED: WELL, BECAUSE YOU KNOW
THAT E.L.Q. IS A MONEYMAKER
AS LONG AS I'M IN CHARGE.
JAX: IT WOULD BE EVEN MORE
SO IF I WERE IN CHARGE.
NED: YOU SEE, I DON'T THINK
THAT'S WHAT BRENDA WOULD HAVE
WANTED -- YOU TANG OVER E.L.Q.
JAX: DON'T EVER USE BRENDA
AS LEVERAGE IN BUSINESS.
NED: YOU DON'T HAVE EXCLUSIVE
RIGHTS TO BRENDA'S MEMORY.
SHE WAS JUST AS IMPORTANT TO ME,
JAX, TO MY WHOLE FAMILY.
AND I KNOW THAT SHE WOULD HAVE
WANTED WHAT'S BEST FOR US.
JAX: I DON'T NEED ANYONE
TELLING ME WHAT BRENDA WOULD
HAVE WISHED.
AND IF YOU WANT TO GET ANYWHERE
WITH ME, THEN YOU'LL DROP THIS
RIGHT NOW.
NED: FINE. FINE.
THEN LET'S JUST DRAG THIS WHOLE
CONVERSATION DOWN TO A LEVEL
OF PURE SELF-INTEREST.
IT'S NOT AS IF THIS DEAL
WOULDN'T BE PROFITABLE.
ISN'T THAT WHAT THE TRIP
TO MONTE CARLO WAS ALL ABOUT --
YOU BUILDING A NEW EMPIRE
ON THE ASHES OF THE OLD?
CONSIDER THE POSSIBILITIES, JAX.
ELIZABETH: OK.
"PROSPECTIVE DEGREE CANDIDATES
MUST SUBMIT A PORTFOLIO
OF SLIDES OR PRINTS
OF THEIR MOST REPRESENTATIVE
WORK."
LUCKY, I DON'T HAVE A PORTFOLIO
OR ANY REPRESENTATIVE WORK.
LUCKY: JUST SEND YOUR BEST
STUFF.
ELIZABETH: OH, WHAT AM
I GOING TO DO -- MAIL THEM
THE BOXCAR?
LUCKY: IT'S TOO BAD WE DIDN'T
TAKE ANY PICTURES BEFORE I GOT
THROWN OUT, HUH?
BUT WE'VE STILL GOT, YOU KNOW,
ALL THE PAINTINGS ON THE WALLS
AT MY PLACE.
ELIZABETH: YEAH, I KNOW.
I DON'T -- DON'T YOU THINK
THEY'RE KIND OF SILLY?
LUCKY: SILLY?
NO.
I THINK THEY'RE WONDERFUL.
ELIZABETH: I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE I NEED TO DO SOMETHING
MORE SERIOUS, YOU KNOW,
LIKE A STILL LIFE OF YOUR GUITAR
OR JUST -- SOMETHING.
I DON'T KNOW.
WAITRESS: YOU KNOW, FOR ALL
THE WORK YOU'VE BEEN DOING
TODAY, YOU MIGHT AS WELL NOT
EVEN BE HERE.
LUCKY: THAT'S TRUE.
LET'S GO.
WAITRESS: JUST GO.
I'LL COVER.
ELIZABETH: ARE YOU SURE?
WAITRESS: YEAH.
ELIZABETH: YOU'RE POSITIVE?
WAITRESS: JUST GO.
ELIZABETH: OH, GOD, I OWE
YOU.
THANK YOU.
YES.
LUCKY: HERE.
ELIZABETH: OH.
THANK YOU.
LUCKY: THANKS.
ELIZABETH: ISN'T THIS
WONDERFUL?
LUCKY: WHICH PART?
ELIZABETH: JUST MAKING PLANS.
I DON'T KNOW.
FOR SO LONG, MY LIFE WAS ABOUT
GETTING OVER SOMETHING, AND NOW
IT'S ABOUT GETTING READY.
LUCKY: THAT'S A GOOD POINT.
MAYBE WE SHOULD START BY GETTING
READY FOR THE WEATHER.
ELIZABETH: WAIT.
WAIT. WAIT.
WHAT IS -- WHAT IS THIS?
LUCKY: OH, IT'S SO CUTE.
ELIZABETH: LUCKY.
WHAT --
LUCKY: WHAT DO YOU THINK?
YOU LIKE IT?
ELIZABETH: I --
I THINK THIS BETTER BE MY LAST
GIFT.
LUCKY: NO, ACTUALLY, IT'S NOT
THE LAST GIFT.
THIS IS THE LAST GIFT.
LUCAS: AND JOHN'S DAD IS,
LIKE, ONE OF THOSE DINOSAUR
SCIENTISTS.
AND HE SAID SOME SUMMER WE COULD
ALL GO HUNTING FOR OLD BONES.
JERRY: OLD BONES?
I GOT A FULL SET OF THOSE
MYSELF.
LUCAS: JOHNNY'S FROM UTAH.
I HAVE FRIENDS IN 10 WHOLE
DIFFERENT STATES NOW.
BOBBIE: OH, MY GOODNESS.
JERRY: YOU KNOW WHAT?
I COULD USE A MAN OF
YOUR EXPERTISE AS MY CO-PILOT.
LUCAS: REALLY?
JERRY: YEAH.
BUT FIRST OF ALL, YOU'VE GOT
TO TAKE THE CO-PILOT'S EXAM.
YOU READY?
LUCAS: UH-HUH.
JERRY: WHAT DIRECTION IS
THAT?
LUCAS: UP.
JERRY: AND WHAT DIRECTION IS
THAT?
LUCAS: DOWN.
JERRY: CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU ARE NOW MY OFFICIAL
CO-PILOT.
YOU GET TO RIDE IN THE COCKPIT
WITH ME.
LUCAS: WHAT ABOUT MOM?
CAN SHE DO SOMETHING, TOO?
JERRY: ABSOLUTELY.
SHE CAN BE NAVIGATOR.
COME ON.
LUCAS: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
JERRY: LADIES FIRST.
LUCAS: YEAH!
EDWARD: FATHERHOOD BECOMES
YOU, A.J.
YOU'RE ALREADY WALKING
WITH A SURER STEP.
YOU KNOW, IN ONE BOLD MOVE,
YOU HAVE RESURRECTED THIS FAMILY
AGAIN.
A.J.: IT MAY BE A LITTLE
EARLY TO CALL ME A SAVIOR.
EDWARD: NONSENSE.
NOTHING'S LEFT BUT LITIGATION.
A.J.: THAT MIGHT BE HARDER
THAN WE THOUGHT.
JASON'S NAME IS ON THE BIRTH
CERTIFICATE, AND ACCORDING
TO OUR LAWYERS, THAT MEANS HE'S
THE LEGAL FATHER, AT LEAST
FOR THE MOMENT.
EDWARD: JASON'S NAME IS
ON THAT PAPER ONLY BECAUSE
OF A DAMNABLE, OUTRAGEOUS LIE.
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ABANDONED
MICHAEL FOR A YEAR.
JASON STOLE YOUR CHILD.
A.J.: THAT'S WHAT I TOLD
THE ATTORNEYS.
EDWARD: OH.
A.J.: BUT THEY SAY SINCE
JASON'S BEEN THE SOLE PROVIDER
AND CONSTANT IN MICHAEL'S FIRST
YEAR OF LIFE, WELL,
GETTING A COURT ORDER
FOR A BLOOD TEST MIGHT NOT BE
SO EASY.
EDWARD: IT'S ONLY
THE LAW, A.J.
AND I CAN MAKE THE LAW SIT UP
AND BEG IF I HAVE TO.
NOW, LOOK, WE'VE COME THIS FAR.
I'M CERTAINLY NOT GOING TO BE
DEFEATED BY SOME LITTLE PIECE
OF PAPER.
WE'LL GET THAT COURT ORDER ONE
WAY OR ANOTHER.
AND MICHAEL IS OURS.
>> STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM
THE NEXT "GENERAL HOSPITAL."
HA HA HA HA!
UHH. MY HAT.
SOMEDAYS YOU DON'T HAVE
TIME FOR BREAKFAST.
MY BOOKS.
CARNATION INSTANT BREAKFAST
IS PACKED TO GO.
WITH VITAMINS AND MINERALS
AND 99% FAT FREE.
...FROM NESTLE.
IT'S A HEALTHY START.
ü YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE ü
ü MY ONLY SUNSHINE ü
ü WHEN YOU'RE NOT HAPPY
MY SKIES ARE GRAY ü
NOTHING'S WORSE THAN
WHEN YOUR BABY HAS A COLD.
THAT'S WHY WE CREATED
JOHNSON'S SOOTHING VAPOR BATH.
ENRICHED WITH AROMATIC ROSEMARY,
EUCALYPTUS AND MENTHOL.
JUST ADD A FEW CAPFULS
TO YOUR BABY'S WARM BATH...
TO HELP CALM AND SOOTHE HER.
SOON YOU'LL BOTH FEEL
MORE COMFORTABLE.
ALSO LOOK FOR JOHNSON'S
SOOTHING VAPOR CREAM.
THE FIRST AND ONLY
SOOTHING VAPOR CREAM
GENTLE ENOUGH FOR BABIES.
WHEN YOU PUT BATH TISSUE
ON YOUR LIST, YOU WANT A TISSUE
THAT'S COMFORTABLE.
SO JUST REMEMBER
THREE WORDS OF COMFORT.
SOFT.
KLEENEX COTTONELLE ULTRASOFT
IS EVEN SOFTER...
THAN THE LEADING PREMIUM BRAND.
THICK.
IT'S THICKER THAN
THE LEADING BRAND, TOO,
WITH MORE COTTONY SOFT TISSUE
IN EVERY SHEET.
AND FINALLY, KLEENEX.
A WORD YOU'VE BEEN
COMFORTABLE WITH ALL YOUR LIFE.
KLEENEX COTTONELLE ULTRASOFT
HAS THREE WORDS OF COMFORT
FOR YOUR FAMILY.
A.J.: YOU CAN'T STAND
TO WATCH ME WIN, CAN YOU, NED?
STEFAN: I HAVE NOTHING
TO COAX YOU OFF THE MAINLAND
WITH EXCEPT THE PLEASURE
OF MY COMPANY.
SONNY: I THINK YOU'VE GOT
A BIGGER PROBLEM THAN
THE QUARTERMAINES.
JASON: WHAT?
SONNY: MICHAEL'S MOTHER.
BOBBIE: WHAT DID RIN REVEAL
THAT WAS SO TERRIBLE?

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