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Episode #12469 ~ Sonny finally hears from Will, only to have his husband angrily rip into him; Chad's true intentions become clear; Melanie warns Abigail about Chad; Jordan gets a surprise when she shows up in Clyde's hotel room to confront him.

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Melanie: Surpri-- aah!

Abigail: Melanie?

Melanie: Abigail?

Abigail: Wha--Ben!

Ben: Leaving.

Melanie: Ben... oh, I'm so--I'm sorry. I wanted to surprise you.

Abigail: Wow. You certainly did, and it looks like I wasn't the only one. Oh, my God, come here! What--

Kate: Hold on. This is not the reason that I came over here.

Chad: Now I need to ask you something... and I want you to be completely honest with me. Do you still have feelings for Rafe?

Jordan: I did for a while... but now...

Chad: Yeah?

Jordan: Things are over between me and Rafe. There is no question in my mind.

[Cell phone ringing]

Marlena: Hello?

Will: Grandma, hi. I got your message. It sounded urgent. [Clears throat] I only have a few minutes, but, um...

Marlena: I need you to make time and focus on what's important.

Anne: Well, Mr. Narita is not in PT, and he's not scheduled for any exams.

Theresa: Oh, well, he's out looking for me.

Anne: How can you be so sure?

Theresa: We made a real connection. He's definitely looking for me.

Anne: Mm-hmm. [Chuckles]

Sonny: What are you doing here?

Melanie: Wha--I'm so sorry about Ben.

Abigail: No, it's okay. Don't--don't worry about it.

Melanie: No, um, I-- pfft-- tell--uh, tell him that this is me, not him. I do this all the time.

Abigail: You do? You surprise naked men?

Melanie: Yeah, it's kind of my thing.

Abigail: Oh, my God, that's right, yes, Nathan!

Melanie: Yeah, and Dario.

Abigail: Did you do this in Europe too?

Melanie: I did, yeah, although there it's not really a surprise so much. Um, oh, by the way, phone delivery.

Abigail: Oh, my God. You're the person that t was sending over.

Melanie: I am. Well, I was, although I don't think he pictured it going this way.

Ben: Hey.

Melanie: Ah.

Ben: Sorry about that.

Melanie: Please don't apologize. This is your house. I should be apologizing to you.

Abigail: Ben, this is Melanie Jonas, my friend.

Ben: Right, right, it's-- uh, I've heard a lot about you.

Melanie: Yeah, me too. Oh, well, no, I've heard a lot about you--she's obviously--

Ben: Yeah, well, I'll let you guys catch up.

Melanie: Yeah, okay.

Abigail: Oh, um, here is your phone. Melanie dropped it off.

Ben: Oh, thank you, Melanie. And, uh, would you mind just locking up before you leave?

Abigail: Yeah, sure, but you don't have to rush out.

Ben: No, no, that's fine. You guys haven't seen each other in a while, and you should catch up.

Melanie: Yeah, another time. So good to see you--meet you. So nice to meet you.

Ben: You too, you too.

Abigail: Okay, bye.

Ben: See you later. Mm-hmm. Mwah.

Abigail: You know, usually he is so talkative. God, I can't believe that you're back!

Melanie: I know. I know. Missed you.

Abigail: I missed you, oh, my God, so much, especially lately. Mel, so much has happened. [Sighs, chuckles]

[Cell phone ringing]

Jordan: Uh, do you need to get that?

Chad: Uh, no, what I need to do is turn it off and throw it out the window. [Clears throat] [Sighs]

[Ringing continues]

Chad: Damn it, it's my father.

Anne: Okay. All right, well, since you seem to be so uncharacteristically naive today, let me just explain something to you. Mr. Narita--he's a player, like, for reals, you know, so this whole--

Theresa: No, we had a connection, Anne, okay? It wasn't some hookup.

Anne: Okay.

[Imitates violin playing]

Theresa: Fine. Come on, let's go find him, and you can see for yourself.

Anne: Okay, let's--

Theresa: Okay, go.

Tad: Oh, you just missed Sonny, but can I give him a message?

Adrienne: Oh, um, that's okay. Do you know if he's spoken to will today?

Lucas: I'd like to know that myself.

Paul: I came in town for surgery.

Sonny: The shoulder.

Paul: It finally had to be done. Why are we talking?

[Doorknob rattles, knock at door]

Anne: Hello?

Theresa: Hey. Why is this door locked? Is anyone in there?

Anne: Hello?

Abigail: Oh, God, Mel, I feel like I haven't had a real girlfriend since you left town.

Melanie: Well, I am irreplaceable.

Abigail: And so humble.

[Laughter]

Abigail: You know, I feel like Gabi and I were close for a while, but you obviously know what happened.

Melanie: I do, yeah. But I know what she's going through right now. You know, she's being separated from her baby. I don't know what's worse than that.

Abigail: You're being really nice, especially considering what she did to you.

Melanie: Well, I also know what nick did to her. I know first hand what it's like having nick control your life.

Abigail: Well, Gabi wasn't the only one that nick was trying to control.

Melanie: What do you mean?

Abigail: Nick knew about EJ, and he was threatening to come out about it, to go public when, uh--before he died.

Melanie: He just couldn't help himself?

Abigail: No. Now he and Gabi are both gone. But you are here, and I'm so grateful for that.

Melanie: I know. I'm grateful too. Now I get to hang out with my best friend whenever I want.

Abigail: Oh, how cool is that? So tell me, what else have you been doing? Who else have you seen?

Melanie: Okay. Uh, I've seen Maggie and my dad, obviously, and t and Chad.

[Phone continues ringing]

Jordan: Go ahead. I need to see my brother anyway.

Chad: Uh, will I--

Jordan: I-I'll see you soon.

Chad: Sorry to keep you waiting, father. What's up?

Stefano: We have to handle your co-CEO, Katerina.

Clyde: You came over here to chew me out about spilling the beans to Jordan. But I thought we covered that.

Kate: Not completely.

Clyde: Well, I'm all ears.

Kate: Well, obviously that's not true.

Clyde: [Chuckles] You want to chat? Negotiate?

Kate: I want to make sure we understand each other.

Clyde: Oh, sweetheart, I understood you from the moment I first saw you that day in poplar bluff.

Kate: Really? No mystery at all?

Clyde: I wouldn't say that. You've made this into a very mysterious dance. But eventually the music's got to stop. And you need to get off your feet.

Will: Grandma, you sound so upset. What's wrong? Are you okay?

Marlena: I'm fine. And I know you're there helping your mother. And I know that you have a full-time job.

Will: Try double-time.

Marlena: But you also have other responsibilities, will.

Will: Will you just tell me, did, um--did something happen?

Marlena: When was the last time you spoke to Sonny?

Will: Is he okay?

Marlena: Well, if you even have to ask...

Will: The time zone is a killer. Sonny's swamped with the new club. We're fine. Grandma, don't worry.

Marlena: And what about Gabi? When she gave you permission to take Arianna out of the state, you made some promises to her. When was the last time you sent her photographs?

Will: Dad said he was going to bring some over to her.

Marlena: I said, "when was the last time you sent her photographs?" When was the last time that you had a video chat that included Gabi and Arianna?

Will: You don't know the pressure I'm under, grandma. These people expect so much more from me than I ever thought.

Marlena: Can you even compare that to the pressure of trying to get through a day in prison?

Will: No.

Marlena: Look, will, nobody begrudges you your success. We're all very happy for you. But do you realize the only thing keeping Gabi sane in that place is news of her daughter.

Will: I'll take care of that right now. Thanks, grandma. I got to run.

Tad: I don't think it's a state secret. I asked Sonny this morning what he's heard from will, and he said nothing.

Adrienne: So they haven't spoken?

Tad: Nope. And Sonny's not too happy about it. Oh, excuse me.

Adrienne: Three days. They haven't spoken in three days.

Lucas: Well, it's not personal. I've had trouble getting will on the phone myself.

Adrienne: Lucas, we're the parents. We're last on the call list. Will isn't making time for his husband.

Lucas: His husband is pretty busy himself, as we both can see.

Adrienne: You know I adore will, but ever since he left for L.A., Things have gone south for the two of them. And I'm sorry, but will's dropping the ball here.

Lucas: I know, Adrienne. I know. You're right. You're right.

Adrienne: I'm concerned for them... both of them.

Lucas: But mainly for Sonny, right? You know what? Frankly, I don't think will's been very fair with Sonny, either.

Anne: This door should not be locked.

Theresa: Someone has to be in there.

Anne: Well, I think I have a master key.

Paul: They can't find me here with you. You have to hide.

Sonny: No, I'm not hiding. No way in hell.

Paul: Fine.

Anne: Hello? Hello?

Theresa: Hey.

Sonny: Hi.

Theresa: Hey. Why was the door locked?

Sonny: I don't know. I didn't lock it. I had my hands full, so I just kind of kicked it closed.

Theresa: Um, okay.

Anne: Let's just go to P.T., Just in case, okay?

Theresa: Yeah, sure.

Sonny: Are you looking for someone?

Theresa: Uh, just--he's a new, very good friend, so... okay.

Sonny: You can come out of the closet now. Oh, that's right. You'll never come out of the closet. Discover the power of just one shower.

Abigail: So you went to see Chad--on purpose?

Melanie: Yeah, yeah, I wanted to get it out of the way. You know, just to make sure he knew that nothing was ever going to happen between us, that my being in town was just a coincidence.

Abigail: And how did he take that?

Melanie: Are you feeling sorry for him?

Abigail: What? No, no, not-- not exactly.

Melanie: Abby, I thought you were clear how you felt.

Abigail: I am. I totally am.

Melanie: But?

Abigail: But I don't know. When Chad first got back to Salem, he was furious at me for sleeping with EJ.

Melanie: Well, EJ manipulated you.

Abigail: No, he didn't. That's--that's not true. I never blamed EJ for what happened with us. I was stupid, and Chad had every right to be angry with me-- I mean, for the rest of his life, if he wanted to.

Melanie: Why are you talking in past tense?

Abigail: Because he-- things changed, and I don't know if it was maybe EJ getting killed or what, but Chad--he's done some good things lately.

Melanie: [Scoffs] Like what?

Abigail: Like getting me my job back at the university hospital. I mean, my God, Mel, that was incredible. Sami had me blackballed for life practically, and Chad fixed that.

Melanie: So he did something nice.

Abigail: Yeah, he did.

Melanie: Okay, then you really need to watch your back, because I feel like the only time Chad is nice anymore is when he wants something.

Chad: I know what I'm doing, father. I do not need another lecture about Kate.

Stefano: Did you know that she is seeing a man named Clyde Weston?

Chad: Yes, I know all about him.

Stefano: [Laughs] I doubt that very much. Anyway, I am still digging up information, see? He is a two-bit thug dressed up like a country bumpkin.

Chad: [Chuckles] Yeah, that's him.

Stefano: He shows up out of nowhere, all right? And is connected to your new girlfriend.

Chad: I wouldn't jump the gun on that one.

Stefano: And his son is dating your ex Abigail.

Chad: Yes, I know. I am paying attention.

Stefano: [Chuckles] Have you thought this through, huh? What this could do to your plan?

Chad: I promise. I've got this.

Stefano: If Jordan finds out that you are just using her, then...

Chad: That won't happen. Listen, father, I have to go, but I'll be in touch with you soon.

Jordan: Oh, thank you for coming.

Ben: Yeah, sorry. I just got your message. It sounded serious.

Jordan: Yeah, it is. I just found out that Kate Roberts is the one that brought Clyde to Salem.

Ben: You're kidding me.

Jordan: Nope, and now they have become inseparable.

Adrienne: Thank you. I am so relieved. Normally, everybody just looks at me like I'm the nosy busybody.

Lucas: Wait a minute. You think that's what I am?

Adrienne: Don't you want to jump in and tell will to get on it?

Lucas: No, I don't. Okay, maybe a little, I do, but it's the last thing he wants-- his parents in the middle of his marriage like that.

Adrienne: I agree. But no one wants to watch a train wreck in slow motion and do nothing to stop it either. And, yes, they're in love, but they're still kids-- married kids. Do you know what that's like? Do you know how many ways you can screw that up? 'Cause I do.

Lucas: Well, would you listen to anyone?

Adrienne: Maybe... if the right person said something in just the right way.

Lucas: It's painful how obvious you're being right now. You know that, right?

Adrienne: I have no shame, especially when it works. So you gonna find out what's going on with will?

[Keys clacking]

Will: "Here are the last two weeks with Ari. Quick for now, but more soon. Love, will."

[Cell phone ringing]

Lucas: Voice mail.

Adrienne: What, no message?

Lucas: No, he never checks them. I'll just keep calling until he picks up. Redial action here.

Paul: Just don't... not now.

Sonny: Fine. You're Theresa Donavon's new, very good friend, right? Right, Paul?

Paul: I better get back to my room.

Sonny: Yeah, go back to your room. You don't want to be seen with me. People might think you caught the gay.

Paul: It's not like that, and you know it. Please, just come back and see me. We can spend more time together without being interrupted.

Sonny: Paul, wait. There's... something you should know.

[Keys clacking]

[Cell phone ringing]

Will: [Clears throat] Dad, I'm in a meeting right now. Is this an emergency?

Lucas: Really?

Will: Well, you keep calling, I'm just wondering if someone got hurt.

Lucas: What's going on with you, will?

Will: I told you.

Lucas: Yeah, I know. You're in a meeting. You're very busy. You told me the same thing when you stood me and the kids up at the Santa Monica pier.

Will: You saw me, dad. You saw how insane it is right now.

Lucas: Look, I know you're busy, and not returning your dad's call, well, that's one thing. I can--I get that, you know. But, come on, man, you haven't talked to your husband in, like, three days.

Will: You know what, dad? You're right. I will take care of that today.

Lucas: You will? So you're going to call Sonny?

Will: Definitely.

Theresa: Well, hey, handsome. Where'd you go?

Paul: I, uh, wanted to stretch my legs and see if I could find you.

Theresa: Well, here I am. What do you want to do about it?

Paul: [Chuckles nervously]

Abigail: You know, you and Ben would really get along.

Melanie: Why?

Abigail: Because he kind of hates Chad. Yeah, he thinks he's always playing some kind of angle.

Melanie: Smart and hot-- well done.

Abigail: Thank you.

Melanie: Listen to him, though, please? Seriously, I don't care what Chad has done, I want you to watch your back. I don't think you can trust him, okay? I feel like he's out for something.

Abigail: Okay, honestly, though, I don't see what Chad gets out of me working at the hospital. But, yeah, I know. You're probably right--I know.

Melanie: Yeah, well, we both kind of have the scars to prove it, so... remind me of that, by the way, if he's ever nice to me.

Abigail: [Chuckles] Deal. Ugh! Okay, I am due for work, but I want to take a quick selfie of us.

Melanie: Oh, really fast. I'm having so much fun surprising people.

Abigail: Yeah, you don't have too much fun with that, please.

Melanie: Hey, hey, even the people with clothes on is fun, so I'm gonna keep on...

Abigail: Okay, but you just saw t, so you know it's probably all over twitter by now?

Melanie: Yeah, so I better move fast.

Abigail: Fine.

Melanie: Um, I will text you, and we will set up a time, okay?

Abigail: Okay. I'm so excited. God, I have really missed you.

Melanie: I know. I missed you too. See you soon.

Abigail: Okay. Oh, I have to go.

Clyde: My darling, that was well worth the wait.

Kate: [Giggling] Too on the nose for you? You want a smoother line?

Kate: No. No, this is funnier. It's so funny. Once again, Jordan's wrong. Hi, I'm Henry Winkler

Paul: Yeah, I'd love to pick up where we just left off but my agent just called.

Theresa: Ooh, a new contract?

Paul: I don't know. But you know, there's paperwork that's dangling right now and it could take a while.

Theresa: Oh, well, I don't mind waiting.

Paul: Hours, I mean, this could take hours.

Theresa: Well, sure. I mean with all that money at stake. I assume, not that it matters.

Paul: Oh, it matters. I mean, but it's not everything.

Theresa: No, it isn't. It's about connection, isn't it? I mean, what's the point of all that money if there's no one to share it with, right?

Adrienne: Well, is will enjoying the job at least?

Lucas: Yeah, yeah, I think he is, I think it's just a lot of stress for him. It's too much work, maybe, but he's enjoying it.

Adrienne: Well that's good. I mean, that's important.

Lucas: Sonny is important to him too.

Adrienne: And he'll remember that now thanks to your call. But it is a two way street. Sonny shouldn't get so wrapped up that he doesn't make the time when will can find the time. And he's the one who encouraged him to go to la, so he's responsible in this too.

Lucas: Yeah. He needs a gentle reminder from you as well.

Adrienne: That's right.

Lucas: Yeah.

Adrienne: I need my husband to come home.

Lucas: Do you, really?

Adrienne: Mm-hmm.

Lucas: Guess we could all use a little love in our lives.

Adrienne: But in the meantime, we can save our sons?

Lucas: Great. It's a good day's work, right?

Adrienne: I have to meet Kayla, I'll see you soon?

Lucas: Yeah. Take care.

Adrienne: You too.

Lucas: Come on, will, just pick up the phone man.

Tad: Hey, you just missed your mom and Lucas.

Sonny: Yeah?

Tad: Yeah, I told them that you went to the other location. Did you forget something?

Sonny: Yeah, I'll go in a minute.

Tad: Or you can hang out and be very glad that you came back.

Melanie: Hi!

Sonny: Mel!

Melanie: I'm back!

Marlena: Oh, Chad, how good to see you.

Chad: Dr. Evans.

Marlena: You know, I was just talking to Sami, who said that Johnny still has that little stuffed frog you gave him at the hospital.

Chad: Wow, that thing got so ratty I can't believe she didn't just make him throw it away.

Marlena: Me too. Well, you know, he misses you.

Chad: Well maybe I can go see them soon. I've been kind of tied up here but--

Marlena: Yes, I heard you're the new co-CEO of DiMera enterprises.

Chad: Right, yeah.

Marlena: Well, how are you doing?

Chad: Good, I think. Just learning the ropes and--

Marlena: No, no, I meant how are you? How are you doing?

Ben: So Kate just showed up in poplar bluff and said "I know where your kids are?"

Jordan: Basically.

Ben: That was...reckless.

Jordan: She didn't care. She just slept with Rafe, she was ready to finish me off.

Ben: Like she has a chance with Rafe.

Jordan: Maybe she did, who knows? Maybe she does.

Ben: She's hanging around Clyde!

Jordan: He's just a smoke screen for her. What? Say it.

Ben: Nothing.

Jordan: No, you want to say something.

Ben: Jordan, you won't hear it. You can't see that there's any good out of Clyde being here.

Jordan: And you do because he's paying for college?

Ben: Because we can stop running. And if the guy's trying--

Jordan: Ah, you don't know what the hell you're talking about.

Clyde: Now why would you bring up Tammy sue at a moment like this?

Kate: That was kind of a buzz kill, wasn't it? But a couple of hours ago she was swearing to me that I was going to regret bringing you to Salem.

Clyde: You don't.

Kate: Not today, I don't.

Clyde: Well let's make sure you feel that way tonight... and tomorrow. And the next day. (Announcer) are you dealing with hot flashes during menopause?

Paul: You, uh, could be very bad for my bottom line.

Theresa: Oh, well that's flattering. But don't worry, just call your agent, it won't happen.

Paul: Thanks for understanding.

Theresa: Mm-hmm, I'll, um, I'll check on you later.

Melanie: So when is will bringing Ari back? I can't wait to see him.

Sonny: Yeah, me too.

Melanie: So, soon then?

Sonny: It just depends on the studio and the notes and yada yada.

Melanie: Oh, yeah, for sure.

Sonny: Have you seen Abigail yet?

Melanie: Yeah, and her naked boyfriend.

Tad: Ooh, there's a party.

Melanie: Thank you so much for that, by the way.

Tad: And yet, you didn't-- you didn't invite me.

Sonny: T.

Tad: Well, no, no, no, I gave her Ben's phone as an excuse to go see Abigail but I'm pretty sure I didn't say bust in on a naked man.

Melanie: Okay, that--that-- what--Abigail thought it was really funny. The guy was a little bit freaked out so I didn't really necessarily meet him, so to speak, but um--t says Abigail is happy, is that true?

Tad: Oh, and suddenly we don't trust my read on the situation. Sonny, back me up. Yo, Sonny, where are you?

Sonny: Uh, I was just thinking of all the stuff that I should've done this afternoon.

Melanie: Yeah, no, you guys are working men. I'll let you get back to that.

Tad: No, I'm barely working. Hang out. [Laughs]

Melanie: I'm going to go still surprise people before I become old news.

Tad: Yeah.

Sonny: You, girl, will never be old news. Come here.

Melanie: Thank you. I don't know why I ever left you. Okay, bye, bye.

Theresa: Hey.

Anne: Oh, well look at you. I know it was not this Sumatra roast that put that smile on your face.

Theresa: More like the Japanese dream.

Anne: Oh, you found Mr. Narita?

Theresa: Mm-hmm. He was out looking for me, oh ye of little faith.

Anne: Are you kidding me? Wait, so he actually likes you?

Theresa: Definitely.

Anne: I love it.

Theresa: Oh really? I thought you'd be jealous.

Anne: No, no, I am not a petty person, Theresa. I would think you would know this about me now. Anne wishes peace and joy for all beings. What? You are my friend and I want you to be happy.

Theresa: Almost.

Anne: Listen, let me tell you something. You walk out of here on the arm of a high profile, high dollar catch like Paul Narita and certain of my enemies they're gonna turn green, they're gonna wilt, and they're gonna die of envy.

Theresa: Oh, well there you are, Anne. I missed you so much.

Anne: St. Daniel and her royal horton-ness and her bony slut of a daughter. They're gonna puke themselves when they see it.

Abigail: Ugh, this is never a good sign. What are you two witches brewing today?

[Laughter]

Chad: I'm just fine. Great, actually.

Marlena: That's remarkable.

Chad: How is that?

Marlena: Well, first you took a bullet that saved your brother's life, then you came home, and then your brother was killed.

Chad: Well you forgot the middle bit where he slept with my old girlfriend. Kind of softened the blow.

Marlena: I bet you wish that were true.

Chad: Uh, I'll give Sami and the kids a call. Thank you for that. It's nice seeing you.

Clyde: Mmm.

Kate: [Giggles] Well-- do they put something in the southern Missouri water? I just want to know.

Clyde: Nah, I think it's the chicory in the coffee.

Kate: Oh. What?

Clyde: You're a marvel, Kate. You're beautiful, smart as a whip, great instincts.

Kate: And I'm here with you, right?

Clyde: Well, we could make a hell of a team.

Jordan: Clyde is playing you, Ben. I mean, get what you can, you deserve anything that scum will cough up.

Ben: And what if Clyde really does want to change?

Jordan: He's throwing money at you.

Ben: And he's seeing Dr. Evans. Yeah, a psychiatrist, a damn good one.

Jordan: Okay, maybe that's what he told you but--

Ben: No, no, he didn't tell me. He had her card. I accidentally saw it.

Jordan: And let me guess, he dropped it right in front of you?

Ben: Well at first he tried to deny it, but then I just kept at him and he admitted it.

Jordan: Oh, my God, that unbelievable bastard.

Ben: What? Wait, Jordan! Wait! Jordan!

Anne: Mmm, new coffee. It's no better than the old crap despite the much higher cost. Was this your idea, honey?

Abigail: You know, Anne, I think it tastes delicious.

Anne: Oh.

Theresa: Oh, I bet you're just so proud of your barista boyfriend serving this up everyday.

Abigail: I am.

Theresa: Mm, it's a different change of pace from the most powerful men in town, right?

Anne: Yeah, much more your speed.

Abigail: I'm a really lucky woman and Ben is a great guy.

Theresa: Oh, keep telling yourself that.

Abigail: I will, thanks. What do you two tell yourselves?

Theresa: Oh, actually--

Anne: [Cutting her off]

Theresa: I don't know, Abigail, I just sit at home eating ice cream all day watching women in peril movies.

Anne: [Laughs] That's good.

Abigail: That's really sad, Theresa. Well at least you have your cats to keep you company. That's so good of you to keep adopting.

Anne: You know it's funny. It's not the face of a snarky bitch.

Abigail: And it's not the coffee that's bitter.

So what did you say your E.R.A. Was?

Sonny: That was a lifetime ago.

[Phone rings]

Sonny: Hey, there.

Will: What are you doing?

Sonny: Well, we have the foundation and bare walls up at the club and--

Will: No. I mean, what are you doing? Do you have a Facebook page that counts down how many days since I last called you?

Sonny: No, what are you--

Will: Here's my morning. My grandmother calls me to chew me out for not staying in touch with Gabi and you. And then my dad calls and lets me have it for not calling you. So, Sonny, I repeat, what are you doing?

Sonny: Nothing. People ask me questions and I answer.

Will: And if I look like a heel in the process, that's just fine? Sonny, the full draft is due in four days.

Sonny: Yeah, you texted me.

Will: The studio, they're calling me like every hour to find out how it's going.

[Phone rings]

Will: And that's them. Again, here we go.

Sonny: Take it.

Will: I have to. I'll call soon but, in the meantime, Sonny, will you please just tell everyone that I did speak to you?

Sonny: Right. You really spoke.

Ben: Thanks a lot, man. Great way to meet Abigail's best friend.

Tad: Hey, did I say be naked when the messenger arrived with your phone? No, no, that was your own artistic, personal choice.

Ben: Yeah.

Chad: Ooh, what happened?

Ben: It's nothing.

Tad: Melanie wanted to surprise Abigail at Ben's house but yet she was the one who ended up with the surprise. Full Monty.

Chad: Ooh, that would be a surprise. Melanie must wonder why after what Abigail's used to she'd settle for a smaller, more economy package.

Jordan: Open up you bastard, I know you're in there. Dammit, Clyde, open this door.

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