The Bold and The Beautiful Transcript Thursday 6/14/12

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Liam: Polignano A Mare-- Pearl of the Adriatic.

Hope: (Chuckles)

Liam: You know, I get it. I get it now why your mom insisted we come here.

Hope: This is where she wants us to get married.

Liam: Yeah.

Hope: What do you think?

Liam: What do I think?

[Hope & Liam kiss]

Ridge: We're on a mission, Logan.

Brooke: (Giggles) (Sighs) I'm always up for an adventure, especially when it's with you.

Ridge: These olive trees are hundreds of years old-- some of the biggest and oldest in the world.

Brooke: Mm-hmm. And you think that they produce giant olives.

Ridge: Oh, I know they do, and we're gonna find one.

Brooke: (Chuckles) I thought I knew everything about you, but after all these years, I never knew that you had an obsession with giant olives.

Ridge: Hmm.

Brooke: (Giggles)

Ridge: I think I'm obsessed with more than that when it comes to you.

Brooke: Oh. Really?

Stephanie: Well, thank you.

Eric: (Chuckles) You're welcome. (Groans) Uh, let's see. We should have a little toast. How about, uh... a toast to the bride and the groom?

Stephanie: All right. To the bride and the groom.

(Glasses clink)

Eric: Cheers.

Stephanie: Gee, that's good.

Eric: I know.

Stephanie: How do you suppose it's going over there? (Sighs)

Eric: Mm, I think they're probably having the time of their lives.

Stephanie: Well, not Steffy.

Eric: She's strong, and Ridge is there with them. He'll take care of her.

Stephanie: Are you serious? The moment Brooke and Ridge hit the shores of Italy, it's all nooky, nooky, nooky.

Eric: Italy does seem to have that effect on people, doesn't it?

Stephanie: It's pretty magical.

Eric: Mm-hmm. You know what? We should have gone.

Stephanie: You're right. We should have insisted that we go. Mnh-mnh.

Eric: No?

Stephanie: (Chuckles) We're better off here.

Eric: Yeah. It's nice. Kind of quiet around here, isn't it?

Stephanie: Mm-hmm.

Eric: You and I are so lucky.

(Glasses clink)

Brooke: I still don't see any giant olives.

Ridge: Don't give up. We'll find what we're looking for.

Brooke: Mm.

Ridge: There are about 60 million olive trees in Puglia. We got our work cut out for us... (Sighs) But we're gonna find a giant olive.

Brooke: (Sighs)

Ridge: Come on.

Brooke: (Scoffs) (giggles)

(Door opens)

Bill: Just put out a major fire. Steffy wanted to go back to L.A.

Alison: You talked her out of it?

Bill: For now at least. (Sighs)

Deacon: Steffy as in Steffy Forrester? Now come on, don't tell me that she's a part of this game, too.

Bill: No questions. Just do what you're told.

Deacon: Which is what, exactly, I mean, besides the part where I completely screw up my daughter's life?

Bill: Growing a conscience on me, Sharpe? You'll know what you need to when you need to, not a moment sooner.

[Steffy remembers]

Steffy: Relax. Breathe.

Liam: (Chuckles)

Steffy: I don't bite.

Liam: Yeah. Sorry. Just first interview. Trying to be professional.

Steffy: Come on, Liam, what do you want to know? Ask me anything you want.

Liam: Steffy. Hey. Oh, man. Okay. One, two, three, four, five. Come on. Yes. Yes. Okay. Okay. All right.

Steffy: (Gasps) You rescued me in more than one way today.

Liam: (Sighs)

Steffy: You know, I-I just--I thought you were incredible before, but you know what?

Liam: Okay, so we have to check out the caves, because I heard there's actually a restaurant built right into one.

Hope: Oh, wow. Wow! (Laughs)

Liam: Whoa!

Hope: Okay, and we need to find the place where my mom really wants us to get married.

Liam: Yeah.

Hope: It's a grand staircase that leads to the sea. Um, scusi. Scusi.

Woman: Huh?

Hope: Parli inglese?

Woman: Sí. Yes.

Hope: Oh, sí. Good. Hi.

Woman: Are you from America?

Liam: Yes. Yes.

Hope: Sí. Sí.

Woman: Oh.

Liam: My name is Liam. This is Hope. Uh, we're actually getting married here in town.

Woman: (Gasps)

Liam: And we're wondering uh, there's a staircase-- a grand staircase--

Woman: A wedding? A wedding in Polignano?

Liam: Uh... (Chuckles)

Hope: Sí.

Woman: Complimenti. Complimenti.

Liam: Oh. Oh. Thank you.

Hope: Um, grazie.

Woman: A wedding! C'é un matrimonio! Si sposano! (It's a wedding! They're getting married!)

Liam: Uh...

Eric: I hope that Ridge and Brooke get an opportunity to reconnect while they're in Italy.

Stephanie: Those three kids have certainly put a strain on that marriage.

Eric: You know, they're actually not married anymore, are they? I mean, remember, they got a divorce after that whole misunderstanding with, uh...

Stephanie: Honey, who can keep track of this? (Chuckles)

Eric: (Chuckles) I don't know.

Stephanie: Wait a minute. Let me think. Um, you're right. They're not legally married.

Eric: That's right.

Stephanie: (Sighs) But they're certainly committed to one another. I think I'd even have to say she really loves him, and she makes him happy.

Eric: You would actually say that, really?

Stephanie: Well, don't repeat it.

Eric: (Chuckles)

Brooke: Whew! (Sighs) 60 million olive trees in Puglia? (Sighs) How many have we seen?

Ridge: A lot.

Brooke: Okay, yeah. I need a break.

Ridge: Oh, no, no, no, no.

Brooke: Oh, yeah. Oh, that feels good. Or a refreshing dip in the pool. (Sighs)

Ridge: No. No. Come on.

Brooke: No? Oh.

Ridge: Come on. Up. We're not giving up, not until we find the giant olive.

Brooke: Giant?

Ridge: Come on.

Brooke: What? You're crazy.

(Horse neighs)

Deacon: You know, it's starting to get a little stale in here. When are you gonna let me go outside?

Bill: When it's time for you to do your job.

Deacon: Is it possible for you to stop being a tool for, like, five minutes? I mean, you get me out of jail and then you lock me up in a farmhouse.

Bill: There's a cellar down there if you'd be more comfy.

Deacon: Screw you.

Bill: Was he a good boy while I was gone?

Alison: Quite the charmer. Um, Katie e-mailed. She said the sonogram appointment went well.

Bill: Yeah, I just talked to her.

Deacon: Are you gonna have another kid?

Bill: None of your business.

Deacon: (Chuckles) Congratulations, Bill. What do you say we break out the cigars? Come on! It's a party.

Bill: We could stick a cigar in your mouth if it would help shut you up.

Deacon: (Chuckles) I'll tell you what-- you better hope that it's not a girl, because something tells me that you wouldn't like being in my position.

Bill: I would never be in your position.

Deacon: Oh, no, of course not.

Bill: I wouldn't abandon my own kids.

Deacon: Right, right. You would just control everything, right? Because you like to play God, and you don't give a damn who gets hurt, do you?

Bill: I'm trying to keep my son from making the biggest mistake of his life. That's the only reason I'm dealing with a punk like you.

Deacon: Let's get something straight right now, Spencer. I may be a lot of things, but I'm not a punk.

Bill: Right. Whatever you say.

[Steffy stands on a tower, thinking of being with Liam, while he and Hope sightsee around town]

Hope: Oh, look.

Liam: Whoa, now that gentleman is the king of the world.

Hope: (Chuckles)

Liam: Right? Actually, you know what? Hope, I know this. I know this statue. I've read about this.

Hope: Oh, yeah?

Liam: This is, uh, yeah, Domenico Modugno. He's from here. He wrote "Volare."

Hope: Oh, I know that song.

Liam: Yeah, and he also is known for having really big feet.

Hope: (Laughs)

Liam: (Chuckles)

Hope: Oh, my gosh.

Liam: What?

Hope: The staircase.

Liam: What? Wha--uh...

(Cell phone rings)

Steffy: Hey, grandma. (Sighs)

Stephanie: Hi, honey. How are you?

Steffy: Well, I had no idea it'd be this hard, seeing Hope and Liam so in love.

Stephanie: I don't know why you agreed to go there in the first place.

Steffy: Well, you know... (Sighs) Maybe it'll be good closure for me.

Stephanie: (Sighs) Anything I can do?

Steffy: No. Just on the roof of the hotel, thinking about jumping.

Stephanie: Is it high enough to do real damage?

Steffy: (Scoffs) God, I love you, Grandma. No, I-I wanted to leave, but, um, I'm gonna wait and fly back with dad and Brooke.

Stephanie: What about the wedding?

Steffy: I just-- I don't know if I can stand up there... while they...

Stephanie: Keep a stiff upper lip, kid.

Steffy: Yeah, I will. (Chuckles) No choice, huh? (Clicks tongue) Thanks for calling.

Ridge: Okay, hide-and-seek.

Brooke: (Sighs) Okay.

Ridge: You're gonna close your eyes and count from 287, okay?

Brooke: What? Oh, my. (Chuckles)

Ridge: Okay, five. Count from five. Close your eyes.

Brooke: (Clears throat) Five...

Ridge: Okay, now you ready? No, not yet. Ready?

Brooke: (Laughs)

Ridge: Okay, go ahead.

Brooke: Five, four, three, two, one! (Laughs) Ready or not, here I come.

Ridge: Yoo-hoo!

Singer: Hey, mambo mambo italiano.

Brooke: (Laughs)

Singer: Hey, mambo mambo italiano go, go, go.

Brooke: Aha! I got you!

Singer: You mixed up siciliano all you calabrese do the mambo like-a crazy.

Brooke: Hey! What? Where?

Singer: Hey, mambo.

Ridge: No, you don't. Over here.

Singer: Don't want a tarantella hey, mambo no more mozzarella hey, mambo mambo italiano try an enchilada with a fish baccalá.

Brooke: (Sighs) Where did he go?

Singer: Hey, goomba I love how you dance the rumba but take some advice paisano learn how to mambo.

Brooke: Oh!

Singer: If you gonna be a square.

Brooke: Oh, my goodness.

Singer: You ain't a-gonna go nowhere.

Brooke: I'm so dizzy.

Singer: Hey, mambo, mambo italiano.

Brooke: (Sighs)

Singer: Hey, mambo.

Ridge: Ooh, baby, piú grande.

Brooke: (Sighs)

Ridge: Olive piú grande. (The biggest olives.)

Brooke: There you are! (Laughs) I got you! Aah! (Laughs) I got you. I found you.

Ridge: Aw. You look exhausted.

Brooke: (Sighs) You let me find you. You did.

Ridge: Yeah, I let you find me.

Brooke: You're so silly.

Ridge: I don't want to kill you.

Brooke: (Laughs)

Singer: Mambo italiano.

Brooke: Mm. (Giggles)

Ridge: I guess you were right.

Brooke: (Sighs)

Ridge: No giant olives.

Brooke: Oh? Oh, Ridge. Look. (Laughs) (Sighs) Wow. A giant olive. (Gasps) Wow. (Finds a ring in the large olive)

Ridge: What do you say, Logan? Want to marry me one more time?

Brooke: (Gasps) I-I forgot that we weren't married.

Ridge: If you agree to this, I promise to live my life for you, whether our days are green or black or the pits.  Is that a yes?

Brooke: (Laughs) Yes. Yes. (Sighs)

Ridge: Yes. (Places the ring on Brooke's finger)

Brooke: It's so beautiful.

Ridge: Yes, you are.

(Ridge and Brooke kiss)

Hope: Wow.

Liam: Unbelievable.

Hope: Wow, the sea just looks like it could go on forever.

Liam: (Chuckles)

Hope: My mom said that this would be a perfect place for the ceremony. This is it.

Liam: Yeah? This is it?

Hope: Yes. Liam, this is where we're getting married. I love it!

Liam: (Laughs) All right! (Picks Hope up and twirls her around)

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