The Bold and The Beautiful Transcript Wednesday 5/1/02

Provided by Linda
Proofread by Becky

Deacon: I don't know, Megan. Tell her I'm going on a business trip. Bridget will understand. I've done this before. No, no! I don't think going to -- Megan, I don't think telling her that I'm going to Paris is going to be a good idea. Look, I need you on my team here, all right? Yes, yes. I promise I won't go crazy. When I get there, I'm just, um -- when I get there, I'm gonna kill Whipple Jones. Watch my back, Megan, please. I'll talk to you later. Oh, come on, Brooke. Come on, baby. Just hang on till I get there.

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Whip: Hey.

Brooke: Where have you been all day?

Whip: Oh, running a few errands. I rented a movie.

Brooke: Whip, I'm not really in the mood for a movie.

Whip: Oh, I think you're gonna like this one.

Brooke: You can watch it if you want. I'm gonna go take a bath.

Whip: Oh, no, no, no, no. This will get you in the mood.

Brooke: For a bath? What is it, "Water World"?

Whip: That's not quite what I was thinking.

Brooke: You know, you're really wearing out your welcome.

Whip: Oh, come on. Just watch a couple of minutes with me, all right? I'll order up popcorn from room service, hmm? Just five or ten minutes, okay?

Brooke: Okay.

Whip: Ah. Here we go. This is one of my all-time favorites.

[ Sensual music playing ]

Brooke: Oh! Oh, my god! Oh!

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Erica: Hey, how is my mom?

Alisa: I'm taking your advice and staying away from her.

Erica: That's good.

Alisa: It wouldn't hurt to call her, though.

Erica: I really should go. This is totally bumming me out.

Alisa: Well, hey, take care of yourself, okay? One crazy city you're living in.

Erica: Yeah, and I'm crazy in love with it. I just wish, wish, wish I could see Amber again.

Alisa: Maybe she'll call you.

Erica: She doesn't have my number, Ali. I'm totally dreaming, huh, to think that I could actually get close to the Forresters? Stuff like that just doesn't happen to someone like me. But yet, somewhere inside of me, I just feel special, you know, like maybe, just maybe, I could hit the jackpot. I gotta go. I'll talk to you later, okay?

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Tony: Yeah, yeah. Sure. That sounds great. All right. We'll be there. Bye-bye.

Kristen: What's going on?

Tony: That was Rick. He said he wants to have a pizza party.

Kristen: Really?

Tony: Yeah.

Kristen: He didn't mention anything about it at work.

Tony: He said that he just came up with the idea.

Kristen: What's the occasion?

Tony: Amber's new line. She was at work today, huh?

Kristen: Yeah, she came in to see the sales numbers.

Tony: And?

Kristen: And they were incredible. They were some of the best early numbers that we have ever had.

Tony: That must have cheered up Amber.

Kristen: Yeah. It did -- a little. But she still seems a little distant. So how are things at Spectra? Same old, same old?

Tony: Well -- not exactly.

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Erica: Amber, I wonder what you're doing right now. And how do I become a part of that? I could call her, just to see how she's doing. Or I could wear a sign on my back that says "groupie."

[ Erica sighs ] don't make a fool out of yourself, Erica. But how do I get close to those people? I mean, they live in this fantasy world I'm not even a part of. If only I knew another Forrester besides amber. Where am I going to meet one? The grocery store, the laundromat? God, I am so lame. I need a break. I have to get out of here.

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[ Phone rings ]

Brooke: Hello?

Deacon: Hey, baby.

Brooke: Deacon?

Deacon: Guess where I am.

Brooke: I -- I don't know.

Deacon: Well, I'll give you a hint. We just passed the Pyrenees.

Brooke: What?

Deacon: Brooke, I'm landing in Paris in half an hour, and I'm coming right to you.

Brooke: You're coming here?

Deacon: I'm gonna take a cab from the airport. I'm gonna come right to your place, baby.

Brooke: Deacon, you can't do that.

Deacon: Why not?

Brooke: Because I don't want you to.

Deacon: Brooke, it's okay. Bridget thinks I'm on a business trip.

Brooke: It's too late.

Deacon: What do you mean it's too late?

Brooke: Oh -- Deacon: Brooke?

Whip: Who is it, babe?

Brooke: Nobody important.

Deacon: Brooke, is that Whip? What's he doing to you?

Brooke: Oh, I have to go. That feels so good.

Deacon: Brooke, put Whip on the phone right now!

Brooke: Good-bye, Deacon.

Deacon: Brooke, baby, please don't hang up.

Brooke: It's over. I'm moving on with my life now. I'm in love with Whip. Go home to Bridget.

Deacon: Brooke? Brooke? Brooke, what's he doing to you?! Don't let him touch you! Please! Brooke, what about our child? Brooke! Brooke! Brooke!

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[ Sensual music playing ]

Brooke: What is this?

Whip: "Naked truth." That's the title.

Brooke: It's pornography. Look at them! This is garbage! Just turn it off!

Whip: "Garbage"? Look, I look at this as a motivational tape.

Brooke: Oh, it's disgusting!

Whip: Oh, come on. That is not you talking.

Brooke: I have never seen one of these movies before, and I am not about to start.

Whip: Really? You've -- you've never seen a porn flick?

Brooke: Nope.

Whip: Well, you're in for a treat, sweetheart, 'cause they haven't even gotten to the good part yet.

Brooke: Whip, just get this off my television!

Whip: Brooke, aren't you at all curious? I mean, there's no greater aphrodisiac than watching two people get it on.

Brooke: No, I don't need an aphrodisiac.

Whip: Oh, you're just naturally turned on, are you, hmm?

Brooke: Stop it.

Whip: Come on. Don't be like that.

Brooke: Whip, you're really making me uncomfortable.

Whip: Why, because you're starting to feel something? So am I. Come on, Brooke. You've got to look at this as an opportunity. That's what it is -- a chance for you to break out of this hole that you're in. You know you have to get over Deacon, right? That's not even an issue. I know it's hard for you, okay? Why don't you just sit back and relax. Try a little fun and games.

Brooke: Oh, my gosh! Okay.

[ Sensual music playing ]

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[ kids shouting ]

Ben: Check.

Zende: Interesting.

Ben: You're dead meat, Zende.

Zende: Until I do this --

Charlie: Oh, sweet move, Zende! Yeah, man! Yeah! Whoo! That was awesome, dude.

Zende: Okay. Who's next?

Charlie: No way. Not me.

Ben: You just whipped my --

Zende: No one wants to take me on?

Erica: I will.

Zende: Hi.

Erica: Hey.

Zende: You go to school here?

Erica: No, but I can play chess.

Zende: How well?

Erica: Well enough to beat you I'll bet.

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Marty: Comfortable back here, Mr. Sharpe?

Deacon: Oh, yeah. This was a -- it was a great flight.

Marty: Well, good. Good. Glad you enjoyed it. How long do you expect to be in Paris?

Deacon: Couple of hours, tops.

Marty: Really?

Deacon: Yeah. I'm just going over to pick someone up, and then we'll be right back.

Marty: So we'll have another passenger on the way home?

Deacon: Oh, you can count on that.

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Brooke: Wow.

Whip: That would be something, to act in a skin flick, don't you think?

Brooke: I couldn't do it.

Whip: What, turn on in front of camera men and lighting guys? Sure you could.

Brooke: Well, that just goes to show how little you really know about me.

Whip: Right, I see. So you're telling me when you fell out of that elevator in your teddy, and all those reporters were watching, you weren't all turned on?

[ Brooke laughs ]

Brooke: Oh, that's ridiculous.

Whip: Come on, Brooke. Look at these guys. They're having fun. I mean, I'm not saying it's for everybody, but for those two, are you telling me that they're not enjoying their work?

[ Moaning ]

Brooke: Well, they do seem like they're getting into it.

Whip: If they weren't, it wouldn't be so arousing.

Brooke: It is kind of sexy. Gosh, it seems like it's been forever.

Whip: It's too long, Brooke.

Brooke: All right. Um -- I'm gonna turn this off and go take a bath.

Whip: A bath?

Brooke: Mm-hmm. Alone, whip. And you're gonna go back to your hotel room.

Whip: You sure you don't want any company?

Brooke: I think I can do fine all by myself.

Whip: Yeah, but you'll do so much better with me.

Brooke: Good night, Whip.

Whip: You know, it's gonna be a really long night for both of us.

Brooke: Well, here. Maybe this will keep you company.

Whip: This I do not need. Get ready, Brooke. It's party time.

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Kristen: Hey, is something going on at Spectra?

Tony: Yeah, you could say that.

Kristen: Well, come on. Tell me.

Tony: Well --

Kristen: Well what?

Tony: You know, I wish I could. It's -- it's just that --

Kristen: It's just -- oh, it's just that I'm a Forrester? I see. No, it's okay. No, really. I mean, I knew when I married a spectra employee that there'd be a few industry secrets now and then. Yeah, but two can play at that game, and someday there's gonna be a big Forrester secret, and I won't be able to tell you about it.

Tony: Really?

Kristen: Really.

Tony: All right. Well, then deal.

Kristen: Deal. So, am I to assume that Zende stayed after school again for chess club?

Tony: Oh, yeah. I don't think he would be caught anywhere else.

Kristen: No, my little chess champion of the world.

Tony: Yeah, he keeps telling us.

Kristen: And anyone else who will listen.

Tony: You know, I -- I think that that's good, you know, that he's so secure and confident.

Kristen: Absolutely. It's very important for a boy his age.

Tony: For a boy any age.

Kristen: Oh, I know, it's just especially going into those very difficult teenage years.

Tony: It'll help him with the girls.

Kristen: Oh, that's not what I meant. But it doesn't surprise me you'd see it that way.

Tony: Well, it worked for me, didn't it?

Kristen: Oh, really? Is that what you think attracted me to you -- your confidence?

Tony: Was there anything else?

Kristen: How about those lips?

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[ Kids shouting ]

Erica: What?

Zende: Nothing.

Erica: The way you're looking at me, am I doing something wrong?

Zende: No. Checkmate.

Erica: Why you little -- clever fellow.

Zende: Luck.

Erica: Don't patronize me. I bet do you don't even know what that means. What are you, like 10?

Zende: I'm a teenager.

Erica: Right.

Zende: Well, almost. Another game?

Erica: Sure, why not?

Zende: So where do you go to school?

Erica: Actually, I'm out of school.

Zende: College?

Erica: Nope. I came out here to make something happen.

Zende: Whatever that means.

Erica: It means I'm failing miserably at it. Let's just play, okay?

Teacher: Excuse me, young lady. Who are you, and what are you doing here?

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[ Knock at door ]

[ knock at door ]

Whip: I knew I should have put that "do not disturb" sign on the door. Yes, what?

Deacon: Surprise!

[ Whip screams ]

Whip: What the hell are you doing?!

Deacon: Where the hell is Brooke?!

Whip: Oh, she's in the other room -- waiting for me. 

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