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Erica: You left the house early.

Jack: I just wanted some time alone.

Erica: It's a big day for your daughter.

Jack: Yes, it is.

Erica: You look very handsome.

Jack: You look gorgeous as always, but not dressed for a wedding.

Erica: I'm not going.

Greenlee: You awake?

Ryan: I hardly slept.

Greenlee: Ditto. Do you think it's bad luck talking to me before the wedding? It's not like you're actually seeing me, right?

Ryan: There's no such thing as bad luck when it comes to us.

Greenlee: The last time you saw me before our wedding, I went over a cliff. You'll have to understand if I have some nerves about luck.

Ryan: Today is gonna be your perfect day, Greenlee. And then every day after that -- is just gonna get better and better.

Greenlee: It is, isn't it? It's finally here. Our wedding day is really finally here.

Madison: Nice flowers.

Randi: Frankie. You sure you want to be here?

Madison: We're only open half a day. I might as well work.

Randi: Right, but not exactly the best place to be if you want to forget about Ryan and Greenlee's wedding.

Madison: I'll deal.

Randi: Chocolate helps.

Madison: Thank you, but one of those, I will actually pop out of these.

Randi: Hmm. Then maybe it's time we go maternity shopping.

Madison: You're probably right.

Randi: Decaf or tea?

Madison: No, I'm good, thanks.

Scott: Ok, ok, I got your message. All right? But are you really gonna choose a workday over a fun-filled, madcapped day with Scotty C.?

Madison: I've got tons to do.

Scott: Madison, I thought the whole idea was to be far away from this wedding as possible.

Madison: It was. I just got to suck it up and be a grownup.

Scott: I see. So this is the answer, huh? Gonna bury your head in reports and projections just a few floors above where Ryan and Greenlee are getting married? Hmm. Ok. So tell me, how's that working out for you?

Madison: It's not.

Jake: Hey. What were you doing? You got all the stuff you need for Kendall?

Amanda: Ohh. Ready, set. Ready to go to Greenlee's. Are you set to go to Ryan's?

Jake: Yeah, I'm good. Yes, I got everything I need. I got it.

Amanda: All right. Can I see the rings?

Jake: Where's the --

Amanda: Not funny.

Jake: Ok. I have it right here. And they're together. It's kind of cute. You ever see a box like that? Nice.

Cara's voice: You want to know why I'm wearing the ring? Because I left to protect you. That's why I'm wearing the ring, because making you believe that I didn't love you -- that was the only way. Was it true? Absolutely not! Of course, I loved you! In fact, I still love you, Jake.

Amanda: Jake?

Jake: Huh?

Amanda: Hi.

Jake: Hey. You're gorgeous. I tell you that today, how gorgeous you are?

Amanda: Twice.

Jake: Twice? Yeah? Let's make it three times. I like weddings. You like weddings? I like big weddings. I like small weddings.

Amanda: Yeah? What was your wedding like?

Jake: I think you were there, weren't you, for both of them.

Amanda: Oh, you know. I mean what's-her-name, Cara.

Jake: Oh, what's-her-name. Yeah. Why you got to bring that up? They were great. It was a great -- it was quick. It was during the -- there was a war going -- we got to go. Don't want to keep these people waiting at their wedding.

Amanda: I'll see you later?

Jake: Yes, I will see you. We have a lot of Valentine-ing to do.

Amanda: All right.

Annie: Good morning, Valentine.

J.R.: Good morning. How'd you sleep?

Annie: I always sleep the best when I'm next to you. I am so excited for our Valentine's dinner.

J.R.: Me, too. And there's something that I want to talk to you about.

Annie: Not yet. Not yet. Let me get dressed first. Tonight is gonna be the best night ever.

[Doorbell rings]

Tad: You talk to Annie yet?

J.R.: It's not exactly easy to find the words to convince somebody to commit themselves to a psychiatric hospital.

Tad: J.R., she nearly killed Kendall in your car. She handcuffed your sister out at the beach house, among other things. That alone should help you find the words.

J.R.: I just want to make sure that it's handled right. Being hauled off like that? That's Annie's greatest fear, and I'm not gonna do that to her.

Tad: You don't have a choice. She's dangerous.

J.R.: I want Annie to know that I'm gonna be with her every step of the way, that I'm not just throwing her away.

Tad: Do you have an ETA for this little talk?

J.R.: I promised her a Valentine's dinner. I'm gonna tell her after that.

Tad: What? Candles and flowers?

J.R.: The works, yeah.

Tad: You're crazier than she is.

Erica: Ryan and Greenlee -- they want a small ceremony: Intimate, just the immediate family.

Jack: I thought you were family.

Erica: Greenlee's not even inviting her closest friends. I'm certainly not one of those.

Jack: She invited you.

Erica: Because of you. And I don't think I'm exactly at the top of your list either at the moment.

Jack: Don't be so sure.

Erica: I honestly think it will be better for everyone if I don't go.

Jack: You're not gonna change your mind, are you?

Erica: I think that Greenlee would actually even appreciate it if I don't go. I think she might look at it as even a kind of a wedding present.

Jack: Ok, then. Don't go.

Scott: Ok. I promise I can show you a good time anywhere except here.

Madison: It's sweet of you to offer. Maybe this is where I need to be.

Scott: All right. I see. But something tells me that maybe Fusion could do without you for half a day.

Madison: Maybe it's the other way around, you know? Maybe I need Fusion. I need this job. I'm pregnant and single.

Scott: I get that, but why? Why give yourself a front-row seat to the wedding of the father of your child?

Madison: I don't know. Maybe I need to accept the inevitable. You know? See the reality and deal with it.

Scott: That sounds awful to me, yet ballsy.

Madison: Thank you. I take that as a compliment.

Scott: It is a compliment. All right. How about after work?

Madison: Rain check?

Scott: Absolutely. All right.

Amanda: Hi. Happy wedding day.

Greenlee: Did I forget you were coming over this morning?

Amanda: No, no. It was Kendall's idea and Jake's.

Greenlee: What is the idea, exactly?

Amanda: I'm sort of like a messenger. Old, new, borrowed, blue -- I've got them all, sent with love from Kendall.

Ryan: So I want you to take as many pictures as you can of the wedding, ok, so you can show your mom.

Spike: I wish she could come.

Ryan: Me, too.

[Doorbell rings]

Jake: Happy wedding day. How are you? Whoa! Paparazzi's here already.

Spike: It was me!

Jake: It was you? It was him. I never quite get used to the paparazzi.

Ryan: That's true. He's very good. Look out. So what's going on? What can I do for you?

Jake: No, it's what I can do for you. I know you got your hands full with the little one. You got Greenlee. It's just you guys, but I -- oops -- I took the liberty of picking up the rings. They're both in there? Yep. There they are. So I'm at your service.

Tad: Annie is already over the edge. What she did to Colby is proof enough of that. So what do you think you're gonna do, J.R.? You're gonna soften her up with romance and moonbeams and then suggest she takes a long trip to the happy tablet resort and spa? There's no telling how she's gonna come unspooled.

J.R.: I'm not gonna turn my back on her. I'm not gonna act like I'm throwing her away like my father did to my mother.

Tad: That's completely different. Adam tried to make your mother think she was crazy, so he'd get you away from her.

J.R.: Ok. Fine. I isolated her. I asked her to lie for me. I put her in an impossible situation, and she cracked.

Tad: J.R., Annie never hand her hands on reality in the first place. It has nothing to do with you. It's not your fault.

J.R.: I need you to let me do this.

Tad: I respect what you're trying to do for Annie. But if things don't go the way you think they're going to, you're gonna need a Plan "B."

Annie: Like they were made for me.

Marissa: Ohh. They weren't made for you. They belonged to J.R.'s mother. How dare you even touch them.

Annie: J.R. would want me to have these, especially because I'm gonna be part of his family soon.

Marissa: Again? How pathetic are you?

Annie: He says that he has something very important to talk to me about. He dumped you, and it's Valentine's Day, so I'm assuming it's a proposal for me.

Marissa: J.R. might like the sex, but he'd never marry a lunatic like you.

Annie: J.R. loves me. He has proven it over and over again.

Marissa: Only after you pressured him into it. What happens when he finds out what you did to Colby, or the car accident? If he only knew.

Annie: I don't even need the stupid earrings. Because tonight I am going to get all the jewelry that I need: An engagement ring. Because J.R. is going to propose and I'm going to say yes, and we're gonna get married, and there is nothing you can do to stop me!

Amanda: Something old.

Greenlee: Oh, my God. This is the first lipstick we made for Fusion on Kendall's stove.

Amanda: The one that turned lips green and stuck them together?

Greenlee: So we got the kinks out, and it was a bestseller. Kendall was amazing. We were amazing.

Amanda: You still are.

Ryan: So your job is to carry the rings.

Jake: Yes. It's a big responsibility, but you're totally up for it. I know you are. You can do it.

[Shutter clicks]

Jake: Ok with the pictures in my eyeball. Can we -- all right. That's good.

Amanda: Something new. It's from Ryan.

Greenlee: Ah. Moonstones.

Ryan: You're looking good, my man.

Jake: How's it going?

Ryan: Good.

Jake: A little crooked.

Ryan: No, it's perfect.

Jake: Perfect because you said so because you're the groom.

Ryan: Yes.

Amanda: Something borrowed. Nice, huh?

Greenlee: Zach gave these to Kendall.

Ryan: You rock, Spike man.

Emma: Do I rock?

Ryan: Wow! Big time! Oh, my goodness, you look so beautiful. You excited?

Emma: Mm-hmm. I can't wait to see Greenlee. She's gonna be the most beautiful bride ever.

Amanda: Something blue.

Greenlee: Huh. A gumball?

Amanda: It's from Spike.

Greenlee: Aw. It's perfect.

Amanda: Old, new, borrowed, blue -- you are set.

Greenlee: I just remembered I have something to take care of.

Amanda: What? Right now?

Greenlee: I'll be back.

[Doorbell rings]

J.R.: What are you doing? Annie will be down any minute.

Tad: Commitment papers.

J.R.: What?

Tad: Take them, ok, just in case your plan doesn't work. Dr. Burke and Judge Larsen have already signed off on them.

J.R.: I'm not gonna need them, because Annie will listen to me.

Tad: What if she doesn't? We got to be prepared. She's got no immediate family in Pine Valley. That means getting her committed is gonna be that much more difficult if she doesn't want to go along with the program, which gives her more time to do God only knows what. So please take it.

J.R.: I appreciate your concern, but everything is under control.

Tad: Can I at least give you a little backup?

J.R.: No.

Tad: Please, just let me stick around.

J.R.: It's between me and Annie, no one else.

Annie: J.R.? Are you downstairs?

J.R.: All right. That's your cue.

Tad: Do me a favor, ok? If things start to feel out of control, don't be too proud to ask for help.

J.R.: Thanks. You look gorgeous.

Annie: Do you like?

J.R.: Amazing.

Annie: Are we really alone? Finally, just you and me?

J.R.: Just you and me.

Annie: Well, you said you had something to tell me. I can't wait to hear what it is.

Randi: Ok. Time to punch out.

Madison: Already?

Randi: We got to clear this place out before that wedding.

Madison: Definitely don't want to get in the way of the big preparations.

Randi: Are you gonna be ok?

Madison: I'll survive. I've got great friends, a great job, a baby to get ready for. I'm living my life.

Randi: Do you want to join Frankie and me for dinner?

Madison: Hello? Valentine's Day? Something tells me a pregnant lady craving sauerkraut probably kills the romance.

Randi: What else are you gonna do?

Madison: I'll come up with something. You guys have a good time.

Caleb: Hey there.

Bianca: Hi.

Caleb: Caffeine fix?

Bianca: I just ordered one of Krystal's chocolate death cakes. It's Reese's favorite. What better way to celebrate our anniversary?

Caleb: Nice.

Bianca: After all these months of e-mailing and talking on the phone and Skyping, I can't believe her plane is actually landing soon. Then she will really, truly be here. But to see her is just a whole different thing -- hold her, watch her play with the girls. And I can't wait for her to meet you. Which is why I'm having a big, huge family dinner, and I want you to be there.

Erica: This is for Greenlee and Ryan. It's their wedding present.

Jack: I'll make sure they get it. I should get going.

Erica: Give them my best.

Jack: I will.

Rev. Torres: Jackson, hey. I'm glad I caught you. This isn't a bad time, is it?

Jack: No. Not at all.

Rev. Torres: Good. I wanted to talk to you about your part in the ceremony. You guys headed that way?

Jack: Yes.

Rev. Torres: Actually, it won't be long before you're walking down the aisle. Have you guys set a date yet?

Erica: We've been so busy.

Jack: Yeah. One wedding at a time.

Erica: But we will soon.

Jack: Soon.

Rev. Torres: I'll see you guys at the wedding.

Jack: Ok.

Madison: Sorry.

Greenlee: What are you doing? Why are you here?

Madison: Just passing through. I should go.

Greenlee: Are you feeling ok?

Madison: Yeah. Everything looks perfect. Have a great wedding.

Erica: This is just a bump, Jack. We've had bumps before.

Jack: Huh.

Erica: We always get past them, and we're gonna survive this one, too, because we love each other. Have a good time at the wedding. I'm sure it'll be lovely.

[Jack nods sadly and walks away]

Ryan: Looks like we're the first one here. Oh, look at you. Getting an early start?

Spike: It's for Ian.

Ryan: I'm sure Ian and Opal are gonna love all the pictures that you take.

Emma: I can't wait for the wedding.

Ryan: Neither can I.

Scott: Ho-ho-ho! Well, well, well. Who invited this princess? And, Spike, you look good. Looking good, my friend.

Ryan: I got to tell you, I've been watching you the last couple of days with the kids. You've been doing a great job. You're like a dad in the making.

Scott: Thanks. I was actually just babysitting with Madison. You haven't seen her here, have you?

Ryan: Madison here? No. Why would I see her here?

Scott: No reason. But congratulations on the wedding, though.

Caleb: I appreciate that, but I'm not really into big family dinners. I'll have a coffee, please.

Bianca: Come on. It'll be fun. Kendall, the kids, Mom, Uncle Jack. And you'll really get to know Reese. And Asher -- I'll invite him.

Caleb: You don't have to do that.

Bianca: But you're a part of my family.

Caleb: I know you mean well, but I'm really not part of your family.

J.R.: I remember the first time that I saw you -- I mean really saw you. We were on our way to Washington to testify for the marrow donorship, and you were so passionate. And -- before I looked at you, you were just this person that was married to my father. But then it hit me, and I realized what an incredible person you really are.

Annie: I saw a new side to you, too.

J.R.: The more I got to know you the more I realized that we were alike. And when we want something, we both go for it. We don't stop until we get it. Sometimes people get hurt. But you saved my life, Annie. You made my life better, and now I feel like it's my turn to help you.

Annie: Help me?

J.R.: When you told me what you did to Marissa, I was thrown. But I didn't let anybody find out about it because I wanted --

Annie: That was an accident.

J.R.: I know it was, but there's something else. When you were driving to the appointment with Dr. Burke, you hit an ambulance that was carrying Kendall to the hospital.

Annie: No, I didn't.

J.R.: Annie, you've got a cut on your cheek.

Annie: Why are you bringing this up right now? It's Valentine's Day.

J.R.: Because there was a witness. Your car was identified.

Annie: Um, I don't want to talk about this right now. Why don't we open the champagne, and we can put on some music. Can we dance?

J.R.: Can we talk about this? We have to talk about what's happened.

Annie: Nothing has happened! Everything's fine!

J.R.: I convinced you to live a double life, Annie, to lie for me.

Annie: No, because I love you.

J.R.: You've been under a lot of pressure lately, and I blame myself. Listen. I promise you that I will not let anything bad happen to you.

[Knock on door]

Brot: It's the police.

Annie: Did you call the police?

J.R.: Of course not.

Annie: Then why are they here?

J.R.: The accident. Tad warned me that the cops know the car is registered to me.

Annie: Do they know that it was me? What do we do? What do I say?

J.R.: Don't worry. I'll handle it.

[Knock on door]

J.R.: Gentlemen. I don't suppose you're delivering a Valentine?

Brot: I hate to ruin your evening, but we have to bring you in for questioning.

J.R.: Can't it wait?

Brot: It'd be better if you come with us now.

J.R.: I'll be back before you know it.

Annie: I'll be here.

J.R.: Tad, it's J.R. Can you meet me at the police station? There's been a complication. I'm gonna need your help.

Annie: Now what? Whew. Well, if there's gonna be a proposal, there would have to be a ring. Huh. "Involuntary commitment to Oak Haven"? That bitch.

Erica: Caleb. Sweetheart. Shouldn't you be at the airport picking up Reese?

Bianca: I'm on my way. Shouldn't you be heading to Ryan and Greenlee's wedding?

Erica: Oh, no. I'm not going.

Bianca: What?

Erica: You know how things are between Greenlee and me. The best thing I could ever do for Greenlee is not to be there.

Bianca: What about Uncle Jack?

Erica: He understands. He understands completely.

Bianca: Reese may not understand if I am not there when she gets off the plane.

Erica: Give her my best.

Bianca: I will.

Erica: Caleb, wait. The last time I saw you, I didn't have a chance to thank you properly. You helped me protect my daughter Kendall, and for that, I am more grateful than I could ever, ever tell you. But there must be something I can do to show you how grateful I am.

Caleb: You've already thanked me enough.

Erica: No, I haven't.

Ryan: Wow! What do you think, guys?

Emma: It looks like a fairy land.

Ryan: Yeah, it does.

Emma: Does this mean we're all gonna live happily ever after?

Ryan: Yeah, actually, it does.

Scott: Hey. I thought you were working.

Madison: My workday's over. Stupid me, I lost my phone. Stress, hormones -- it's a bad combo.

Scott: All right. Can I help?

Madison: You tried, the whole Valentine's Day thing, and I blew you off. I'm not gonna bother you now.

Scott: I tell you what. Why don't I call your phone, and we'll just see if someone picks up.

Madison: I tried, and I must've left it on vibrate. Nobody's answering.

Scott: It doesn't hurt to try again. Oh. Someone picked up.

Madison: Hello?

Emma: Hi!

Madison: Emma, is that you?

Emma: Madison?

Madison: Where are you?

Emma: On the patio for my daddy's wedding.

Annie: J.R., pick up. Oh, damn it! Ohh. Oh, God. You will not get away with this, Marissa. You will not get away with this! You will not ruin my engagement night. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is my life, and J.R. loves me, and he doesn't love you! Ooh!

[Doorbell rings]

Marissa: What are you doing here?

Annie: Business.

Marissa: Dressed like that?

Annie: What do you want?

Marissa: I need to speak to J.R.

Annie: He's in the attic.

Marissa: The attic?

Annie: Going through some old Chandler papers. I guess you can go see him if you want.

Marissa: Yeah, I think I'll do that.

Amanda: I kind of sort of wanted to go to the wedding -- Valentine's Day, total romance -- but now that we didn't, I am glad, because that means I got you all to myself. That's from Trevor, Opal's keeping him for the night, and this is from me.

Jake: What is it? I love it.

Amanda: It's an album.

Jake: I can't believe it.

Amanda: Inside it's just wedding pictures, party pictures.

Jake: Can I look at it?

Amanda: Yes, yes! Look at it. Day-in-the-life pictures.

Jake: Look at this thing. Look how nice this was done.

Amanda: Trevor's first smile, his tooth, first birthday party.

Jake: Very nice. How do you make these things? It's amazing. I love it. I love it. I happen to have a little something for you, too. Yep. Hold on a second. Ok. This is the key to the honeymoon suite at the Yacht Club, and I was kind of wondering if you would be my Valentine. I'm just saying.

Amanda: Forever and ever.

Jake: Yeah?

Amanda: Mm-hmm.

Jake: You mean it?

Brot: An ambulance carrying a critically ill woman was broadsided by a car that took off. You're the registered owner, and you have a record of a hit-and-run.

J.R.: You can't use that against me.

Brot: You were drunk then. What about this time?

J.R.: I was driving, and I haven't had a drink in years.

Brot: Just asking a standard question.

J.R.: And I've answered them, so now I got to get the hell out of here.

Brot: As soon as we're done here.

J.R.: I've got a situation that I have to deal with.

Brot: And she looks real pretty, but I'm sure Annie will wait for you to get back.

J.R.: I will come back tomorrow. All right? I'm not asking for any favors. Tad, you got to get me the hell out of here.

Marissa: J.R.? You up here?

[Door slams]

Erica: I am very grateful for everything you've done.

Caleb: Mm-hmm. And you made it clear you want nothing more to do with me.

Erica: That's a bit harsh.

Caleb: But true.

Erica: I don't want there to be any tension between us.

Caleb: What do you want? Do you really know what you want? You and Jack are getting married. So why don't you go get married, live a happy life? Just live your life and be happy.

Greenlee: Are you ready?

Jack: I can't wait. Ahem. Tell me when.

Greenlee: When. What do you think?

Jack: You take my breath away. Wow, wow, wow.

Greenlee: Even with a bum foot?

Jack: Even with a bum foot. This is my first time, and I just want you to know how much it means to me.

Greenlee: Is Erica meeting us there?

Jack: Actually, no. Erica's not coming.

Greenlee: I'm sorry -- for you. I want you to be as happy as I am today.

Jack: Are you kidding? My gorgeous daughter is marrying the love of her life, and I get to walk her down the aisle? I'm beyond happy. Come on. We have a wedding to get to.

Greenlee: It's going to be perfect, isn't it?

Jack: Oh, yes, it is. And nobody -- nobody -- deserves it more than you.

Madison: Great. My phone's out there.

Scott: I can go get it.

Madison: Ohh, I've made all this noise about facing reality. I'll face it. It's no big deal, right? I'll just walk in, get my phone, walk out.

Scott: Are you sure?

Madison: I'll be right back.

Rev. Torres: When the music starts, Ryan, you'll stand right there. And, Spike, you're just perfect right there. And then Jackson will walk Greenlee down the aisle. And then --

Spike: They'll be married?

Rev. Torres: Yeah. Something like that. Actually --

Emma: Hi, Madison.

Madison: Hi.

Emma: Are you coming for the wedding?

Madison: Oh. No, sweetie, no. I came to get my phone. Thank you so much for finding it for me. Agh!

Ryan: Madison. You ok?

Erica: I guess I just haven't handled things very well. I guess I just -- it's been a really hard day, and I needed a friend. Jack and I --

Caleb: "Jack and I"? We all have our bad days. But I'm not gonna be your girlfriend and listen to your problems about Jack. If you really want to talk about what's going on -- and you know exactly what I'm talking about. I thought so.

Greenlee: This is really happening, isn't it? Finally, after all the planning and the dreaming and the things I had to do to make sure this day wasn't spoiled.

Jack: Greenlee, what did you do?

Greenlee: Only what I had to do. Don't worry. It's gonna be great. I worked too hard for it not to be.

Jack: Ok.

[Phone rings]

Greenlee: Hello? What -- what do you mean? I spoke to her. Everything was fine. Thanks.

Jack: What?

Greenlee: The caterer has food poisoning.

Jack: What?

Greenlee: What am I gonna do?

Jack: I'm all over it.

Greenlee: What? Are you sure?

Jack: Yeah. I'm sure somewhere in the list of things, that's part of the father of the bride's duties. Look, remember, this is gonna be perfect.

Greenlee: Ok. Thank you.

Jack: Yeah. All right. I'll see you at the wedding with takeout or something.

Greenlee: Ha!

Marissa: What now? You gonna leave me up here like you left Colby cuffed at the beach house? She called to warn me.

Annie: I did not have a choice.

Marissa: You need to get help.

Annie: Do not say that.

Marissa: I know that you're upset, but don't you see the things that you're doing -- they -- it's not --

Annie: Normal? That's because I am trying to protect myself, because you are trying to ruin my life!

Marissa: You need to get help before you hurt somebody else.

Annie: I didn't hurt Colby!

Marissa: You need to think about Emma!

Annie: Do not even mention my daughter. Like you're the perfect mother? You're not even A.J.'s real mom! Huh. And you're not J.R.'s wife anymore either, because he divorced you, because he wants to be with me.

Marissa: Why don't we go down and wait for J.R.

Annie: No. Why? So you can fill his head with more lies and convince him to have me put away? I don't think so.

Marissa: Let me get by, Annie. Everything's gonna be ok.

Annie: Don't talk to me like that. I'm not going anywhere with you. No. You stay! What do you think you're going?! Ohh!

J.R.: Come on, Tad. You got to get me out of here.

Tad: The quickest way to make that happen is for you to cooperate.

J.R.: But I can't leave Annie alone.

Tad: I know. So I'll go.

J.R.: No! I'm the only person that she trusts. You should've seen her face when the cops showed up. She's gonna blow sky-high. I have to get out of here. I have to talk her down.

Brot: Whoa! Hold on!

J.R.: Get your hands off me!

Tad: J.R., come on!

J.R.: These idiots don't understand!

Brot: That's it. You're under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law.

Ryan: Hey, Ems, will you go check on Spike for me, please? Thanks.

Madison: I'm fine.

Ryan: You can barely speak.

Madison: No, it's just a stitch.

Ryan: Let's just go sit down.

Madison: No, I just need to breathe. Whew! Breathing's good.

Ryan: Madison, you're in no condition even to be standing up right now.

Madison: It's my lunch. Jalapeños -- I should've known better. See? All good. Agh! Ohh! It's too soon!

Ryan: What's going on? What's wrong?

Greenlee: She's pregnant.