All My Children Transcript Wednesday 5/18/05

By Amanda
Proofread by Gisele

Erica: Hey, Jack? Are you awake?

Jack: Oh, yeah. I had the strangest dream last night. I dreamed you and I had patched everything up, we had agreed to stay out of our children's lives, and then we spent the rest of the night --

Erica: Making wild and passionate love?

Jack: Yeah.

Erica: Hmm, a strange dream.

Jack: Mm-hmm.

Erica: Must have been the puttanesca.

Jack: Yeah, well, remind me to talk to the captain about making sure that chef serves the same dish every night.

Erica: But not until you tell this captain to dock this boat as soon as possible, because we have to go. We're getting married now.

Aidan: Hi, Lily. What do I owe this pleasure?

Lily: Hi, Aidan. I'm here to see my boyfriend, and it's not you.

Simone: So you going to the chapel with Zach or what?

Kendall: Well, when I'm ready for all of Pine Valley to know my decision, I'll let you know.

Simone: Was that a slam? That was a slam, wasn't it? You know, I do not have a big mouth. I can keep a secret. I haven't told anyone about the time when you got really trashed and you started to sing. You remember? And the snot came out -- hmm. Have you talked to Ethan about this? Have you talked to him at all?

Kendall: Ahem.

Simone: How about J.R.? What does he think about all this? Oh, come on! You have three of Pine Valley’s hottest tickets with "Reserved for Kendall" stickers on their forehead. Give me a break. Oh, for crying out loud. When are you going to make up your mind? Some of us want some leftovers!

Danielle: Hey, Simone, breakfast is served. He's all yours.

Ryan: Yeah, I'm sure he is very, very busy, but you don't understand. I need to do this ASAP, so when can we reschedule?

Nurse: As soon as we get a cancellation, Mr. Lavery, the doctor will try to fit you in for the procedure.

Ryan: What? That's not good enough.

Nurse: It's the best that we can do right now. As soon as someone cancels, we'll give you a call.

Ryan: Ok. Thank you.

Greenlee: Got some issues?

Ryan: No. Nothing -- at least not today. Happy anniversary.

Greenlee: These are my favorite. How did you know?

Ryan: Because I pay attention, I remember.

Greenlee: Like our anniversary.

Ryan: Yeah.

Greenlee: Hmm.

Ryan: I thank God every single day that you married me.

Greenlee: Me, too.

Ryan: I'm a very lucky man.

Greenlee: Oh, if it's getting lucky you want --

Ryan: Ooh, you don't get off that easy. Wait here.

[Phone redials]

[Phone rings

Nurse: Doctor's office. How can I help you?

Ryan: Hope you're in the mood for carbs!

Nurse: Hello? Doctor's office.

Greenlee: Sorry. Wrong number.

[Phone beeps]

Greenlee: Oh, sweet -- and he cooks, too. Do you do laundry?

Ryan: We both know your idea of cooking is Chinese takeout.

Greenlee: Oh.

Ryan: You might want to take a drink to wash it down.

Greenlee: Ah. That's good.

Ryan: Ah.

[Ryan laughs]

Greenlee: Hmm -- hmm. Ryan!

Ryan: Now, I know that it's our paper anniversary.

Greenlee: Oh --

Ryan: All the paper necklaces looked really tacky.

Greenlee: Oh, my -- it's gorgeous.

Ryan: You're gorgeous.

Greenlee: Oh, my gosh.

Ryan: I got a little -- I got a little head start on some of the other anniversaries, like the gold and the diamond, the big 50th and 60th. You -- do you really like it?

Greenlee: "Like it?" It's stunning.

Ryan: Yeah?

Greenlee: You're the best ever.

Ryan: Well, just in case I do some things between now and our 50th and 60th that you may not approve of, I thought I'd get a little loving in advance.

Greenlee: I love you.

Ryan: I love you.

Greenlee: Don't move. I went by the letter of the anniversary law. All paper, nothing but.

Ryan: What?

Greenlee: I think you can just pull it off.

Ryan: Oh. Is this --

Greenlee: Yep -- the entire collection of "The adventures of Dynamite Kiddo," including the bonus issues from the second and third year, which, if I was told correctly, are apparently collector's editions.

Ryan: This rocks! You rock! This is the best present ever!

Greenlee: Well, I think I'd have to argue with that.

Ryan: Listen, have a nice day. I'll be here when you get back, ok?

Greenlee: Oh, shut up. We're going to have a wonderful day. Why don't we -- why don't we ride our bikes?

Ryan: Ok. We could stop for lunch down by the river.

Greenlee: That sounds awesome. But, first, I have to stop by Fusion first, just a few signatures, and then I'll be done.

Ryan: And then you'll be mine?

Greenlee: Forever. Hmm. I hope this is the beginning of a year that's a little easier and a lot more fun.

Ryan: I'm going to make sure of it.

Jack: All right, sweetheart, it's time to go. You have everything?

Erica: Did I bring anything?

[Jack laughs]

Erica: It seems to me that somebody kidnapped me, right?

Jack: Yeah, well, you should at least thank him for bringing a change of clothes.

Erica: Oh, and such a pretty one, too, and everything to go with it. I mean, thank you.

Jack: Sure.

Erica: Where are we, anyway?

Jack: Boca Raton, Florida. It was the first port we came to. And the best way to get home would be to take a cab to Fort Lauderdale and then take a flight back to Pine Valley.

Erica: I'm going to miss this.

Jack: I thought we had a wedding to get to soon.

Erica: Oh, we do, we do, and I can't wait to get home for that, but I could get used to this.

Jack: Ah, you like being stuck in tight places with the man of your dreams, do you?

Erica: Whisked away on a gorgeous yacht with that dreamy man.

Jack: Well, you know what, kiddo? We'll just have to do it again sometime.

Erica: You love this, don't you?

Jack: Being on the water? Oh, you bet. Since I was a kid I dreamed of cruising the world, no set ports of call, no schedule. You know, just -- and doing in a beauty like this, I mean, that would be sheer heaven.

Erica: Hmm.

Jack: Well. Maybe someday, huh?

Erica: Yeah, someday.

Reggie: Ok, Dani, you, me, we talk right now.

Danielle: Can't right now. I'm working.

Simone: Ooh. You heard the girl.

Reggie: All right, don't play that with me. I'm not leaving till we straighten this stuff out.

Danielle: Fine, then. I'll leave.

Reggie: Damn it, Dani, why do you got to be so stubborn? Can't you just listen to me for once?

Lily: Could you please get my boyfriend for me? I'm not here to see you. I'm here to see Sam.

Aidan: Are you upset with me?

Lily: Yes. You ruined my great plan.

Aidan: You know, I'm sorry about that, but Sam is a kid, and he's too young to be running away without a parent. I had to bring him home.

Lily: He's not a kid, and neither am I.

Aidan: I wasn't -- I didn't mean to insult him or anything. I wasn't implying anything, Lily.

Lily: You mean that we're not old enough to make our own plans.

Aidan: All right, look, the guy wasn't thinking.

Lily: I had a great plan. He was going to California and then to New Zealand, and I was going to visit him one day.

Aidan: But Sam has people here that care about him, you know?

Lily: No one nice.

Aidan: Anita? His mother?

Lily: Sam's mother is not nice, and neither is Zach Slater. And Anita kissed you when you said you're my boyfriend.

Aidan: You know I'm sorry about that.

Lily: Sam needed to leave. I was helping him.

Aidan: Sam needs to be home with his family.

Lily: Where is he? Where is my boyfriend?

Aidan: Since when did he become your boyfriend?

Lily: When he kissed me. I only let my boyfriend kiss me, and I let Sam, so he must be my boyfriend.

Sam: Yeah, Lily. I'm your boyfriend.

Lily: Hi, Sam.

Erica: Oh, Jack. Look! Oh. Just stunning.

Jack: Yeah, isn't she just? Of course, I mean the view.

[Erica laughs]

Erica: Can we?

Jack: You know, honey, our plane back to Pine Valley leaves in just a few hours, and I thought we -- I was going to say I think exploring this would be a really great thing to do, so why don't you lead on, huh?

Erica: It's like another era.

Jack: Yeah.

Erica: Beautiful architecture.

Jack: Beautiful people.

Erica: And that.

Jack: And that?

Jack: Well -- ok, and that would be --

Erica: Kismet. Jack, there's a reason why we're here, and I know what it is.

Danielle: Leave me alone.

Reggie: Can I explain?

Danielle: No explanation necessary. You're ready, I'm not, my loss.

Reggie: Can you listen to me for a second?

Danielle: Oh, that's nice. Keep it up. Really helping the cause there.

Reggie: All right, Dani, you don't know what's going on with me right now in my life. And it's --

Danielle: The truck is not picking up your load of BS today.

Reggie: Dani, it's not about me, all right? J and Erica -- they might --

Danielle: Don't even try to blame this on Ms. Kane or your dad, and don't give me that "I have needs" crap, either.

Reggie: Dani, I get frustrated sometimes, ok?

Danielle: Wow. A man frustrated. That's pretty original.

Reggie: Ok, I'm sorry, ok? You're not ready, and I get that. It's just I -- I look at you sometimes and I think, "Wow, that's my girlfriend." And -- and I want you. I want you all the time. And I'm a guy, too, so there would be something seriously wrong with me if I don't feel this way about you. But most important, Dani, I love you. I love you a lot.

Ryan: Morning, ladies.

Greenlee: Hey, guys. I'm only here for a minute.

Simone: Hey.

Greenlee: Simone, do you have the stuff for me to sign?

Simone: Yeah, yeah, it's right here. Actually, I just need you to sign -- well, bling-bling. When did this hit the neck?

Greenlee: This morning.

Simone: Oh, well, hello, precious. Get over here and let me take a look at this in the light. Whoo!

Kendall: Happy anniversary.

Ryan: Thank you.

Kendall: You still plan on going through --

Ryan: Yes. And I meant what I said. I expect you, for once in your life, to keep your mouth shut, not one word to Greenlee. Is that clear?

Aidan: Sam, I think me and you should have a chat.

Sam: Come on, let's get out of here.

Lily: Ok.

Aidan: Or not. Are you going to have a word with your nephew or am I?

Anita: Oh, I already talked to him about the whole running-away thing.

Aidan: No, about taking advantage of Lily.

Anita: Oh, come on. They're young. It's sweet.

Aidan: Sam kissing Lily -- do you think that's sweet?

Anita: Well, they obviously like each other. I mean, I'm not crazy about the whole running-away thing, but, I mean, it’s Lily, and Sam seems happier when he's with her.

Aidan: Well, I don't care about Sam’s happiness. I care about Lily’s.

Anita: Aidan, she let him touch her. I mean, she's obviously comfortable with him.

Aidan: Yeah, and that's exactly what I'm worried about. I don't like it. I think it's got to stop.

Anita: I don't -- I don't get this, Aidan. I mean, I know that you feel horrible about hurting her feelings with the whole boyfriend thing, which was mostly my fault, but now she's found a real boyfriend, her own age.

Aidan: You think Lily is really capable of having a boyfriend and everything that goes along with it? You think?

Anita: Oh, come on, Aidan. Sam's a good kid.

Aidan: Oh, Sam is messed up over Edmund’s death and all the mess with Maria and Zach. I mean, the guy even tried to con Lily into helping him skip the country, and now he's going around kissing her?

Anita: That's what teenagers do. I mean, come on, stop sounding like someone's dad.

Aidan: I have a good mind to call her dad, actually.

Anita: Did you see Lily turn away from Sam, start screaming "Don't touch me, don't touch me"? We both know that she would have if she didn't like it.

Aidan: She may like it now, but what about a month down the road? I was a teenager once, all right? It doesn't stop at a kiss. And you're right, I do feel responsible for hurting her feelings, and I don't want that boy hurting her again.

Lily: I'm sorry, Sam.

Sam: You don't have anything to be sorry about.

Lily: My plan didn't work and you got caught.

Sam: Hey, hey, stop. It's no sweat.

Lily: I'm also sorry that I called you my boyfriend.

Sam: It's all good.

Lily: It's just that I think of you as my boyfriend since you kissed me. I let you. I didn't lie.

Sam: No, you didn’t.

Lily: Boyfriends are confusing. I was wrong with Aidan. Maybe I'm wrong with you. Remember I told you I get things wrong sometimes?

Sam: Hey, who doesn't?

Lily: I don't always make myself understood.

Sam: I -- get you ok.

Lily: My dad told me that Aidan didn't want to be my boyfriend, just friends. Boyfriends kiss.

Sam: Yeah, they do.

Lily: Aidan didn't want to kiss me. That made me feel really bad.

Sam: I'm sorry, Lily.

Lily: Erica was right. The feelings, the flutters -- they go away. Well, at least most of them go away. I got butterflies when I saw Aidan just now, just not as big as the ones before. Do you think that different boys cause different butterflies?

Sam: Well, I'm no expert on other guys, but I guess so.

Lily: Well, now I have experience on getting over the feelings if I'm wrong again.

Sam: What is it that you want from a boyfriend?

Lily: I'm not ready for sex. But the kissing I like so far. And touching -- I just think I need a little practice so it doesn't hurt.

Sam: I would never hurt you, Lily.

Lily: I like you a lot.

Sam: Me, too.

Lily: So, are you really my boyfriend?

Sam: Yeah. I'd like that very much. Je serai honore d'etre votre petit ami.

Lily: What's that mean?

Sam: Well, it's French. I can teach you some, if you want.

Lily: Yeah. Please. What did it mean in English, though?

Sam: "I would be honored to be your boyfriend."

Reggie: Your banging boyfriend says it again. For the record, I love you, and I will wait for you.

Danielle: Big words. Show and prove.

Reggie: Dani, I got it, all right?

Danielle: I'll know when it's right. And when it's time, it'll be a pretty freaking big deal.

Reggie: Ok, and I'll make sure it's up to the hype, all right? It'll be everything you ever wanted.

Danielle: The key there is the future tense. It will be when I'm ready. Believe me, you'll be the first to know.

Reggie: Damn straight, I better be.

Danielle: The timing -- the timing's just not right for me now. It has nothing to do with you, Reg. I mean, nobody else even has a ticket to the show. How they going to get backstage? And I love you, too.

Erica: Can you see it?

Jack: Yeah, it's kind of hard to miss.

Erica: But it's kismet.

Jack: Well, I guess I must have left my kismet glasses on the boat.

Erica: It doesn't strike a chord? Seem familiar?

Jack: Maybe. Maybe. I mean, it kind of reminds me of the strangely wonderful way our strange but beautiful families come together to one, you know?

Erica: And that, Mr. Montgomery, is exactly why we belong together. The sizes, the shades, rough and smooth, curled, straight -- this is us and our kids, growing together strong, inseparable. This is our family. It's a Banyan tree. "The Buddha found enlightenment under a Banyan tree, the path to Nirvana."

Jack: Oh, I don't know, honey. Kismet and Nirvana -- that's a lot for this old tree to live up to, don't you think?

Erica: Oh, this tree can handle it and more. Jack, our wedding -- it has to be here.

Kendall: Nice rock. She won't be able to put it in a crib.

Ryan: The necklace is an anniversary present, not a bribe.

Kendall: Right, right. I guess she'd have to know about it to be a bribe.

Ryan: Kendall, I'm doing what's best for us.

Kendall: Yeah, and you stuck me in the middle.

Ryan: I didn't ask you to call the doctor behind my back.

Kendall: It's still not fair, Ryan. I don't like being this third wheel in your marital motorcycle.

Ryan: That is not what I'm asking you to do.

Kendall: Listen, don't get me wrong. I love to watch Greenlee squirm, but this is a little bit bigger than our average throwdown.

Ryan: I know what I'm doing.

Kendall: Do you?

Ryan: I'm thinking about our future.

Kendall: Yes, I'm thinking of the future, too, Greenlee hating you, hating me even more. Her friend who knew about it and didn't tell her, didn't stop you from permanently ruining her chance of having your child?

Ryan: She will understand when she realizes --

Kendall: No, no, no, she will not, she will not. She may forgive you, but she will never forgive me, Ryan. That's it, I'm going to tell her. I'm telling her right now.

Ryan: If you care for her, if you care for me as much as you say you do, then you will keep your mouth shut.

Kendall: You're not giving me a ton of options here.

Ryan: She's going to need you when this breaks, Kendall. She's going to need a friend.

Kendall: Well, so what? I'm damned if I do, I'm damned if I don't.

Ryan: She needs you.

Kendall: Fine, ok. You know what? Who says I'm the authority on marriage, anyway? It's your life, Ryan. I just hope you know what you're doing.

Ryan: Yes, I do.

Kendall: Fine, well, I sure hope she loves you as much as she says she does, because if she doesn't, well, she has a very good chance of just saying hasta la vista to you. Move over, Simone. Let me check out that rock.

[Simone laughs]

Jack: Honey, when you say we should have our wedding here, you -- you mean here.

Erica: You think I'm crazy?

Jack: Well, no, no. I mean, I didn't say that. Let's think about it for just a second. A wedding here -- big, beautiful, powerful tree. A wedding in Pine Valley -- hundreds of guests, tons of paté, camera crews, your doves, orchids --

Erica: It was ridiculous.

Jack: Trained seals, stilt walkers.

Erica: I know, I know. This frantic attempt to make our wedding the end-all, because -- well, for me, Jack, it is. It's the end-all. But this, here -- this isn't over the top. This isn't crazy. This -- this makes so much sense.

Jack: This -- this is our big old gnarly family.

Erica: Just stand here for a moment, and you'll get it. The way the air moves, the scents, the sounds. I feel calm, yet excited. I feel grounded, yet I could take to the air at any second.

Jack: Yeah, I can see that. I mean, that look in your eye, I wish I could keep that with me forever.

Erica: It's so gorgeous. It's too gorgeous to just walk away. I mean, it's beautiful and it's ethereal and it's just so --

Jack: Us. It's just so us. So, let's call the kids. Let's get this party started.

Erica: Oh.

Danielle: So, we're all good, then?

Reggie: Yeah, we're all good. It may kill me, but that's cool.

Simone: Reggie?

Reggie: Oh --

Simone: Ah, good, you're still here. Jack's on the phone. It looks like there's going to be a wedding after all.

[Simone laughs]

Jack: Listen, please do whatever you can to get down here, ok? We really want our family at the wedding.

Kendall: Just remember you asked for it. We will see you tomorrow. Now, tell Mom not to worry about her wedding dress. I'll buy it a seat on the plane.

Jack: Thanks, Kendall. Is Greenlee around?

Kendall: Yeah. Here she is.

Ryan: Tell him I say congratulations.

Greenlee: Countdown to wedded bliss, what can I do for you? Can we bring you anything else?

Jack: Just you, just you. Erica's getting everything else taken care of down here.

Greenlee: Hmm, surprise, surprise. Where is this extravaganza?

Jack: The Boca Raton Resort & Club.

Greenlee: Hmm. I guess I could dig out a swimsuit.

Jack: Greenlee, I -- I really need you to be here.

Greenlee: Even though I want to strangle you?

Jack: I know we've been at odds, but I don't want to do this without my family by my side, my whole family.

Greenlee: Does that include my husband? He says congratulations.

Jack: Look, this is going to be a day of joy and new beginnings. Yes, absolutely. Bring Ryan, ok?

Greenlee: Thanks for saying that. We'll be there.

Jack: All right. I can't wait to see you down here. Bye.

Greenlee: Bye.

Reggie: So it's true? J and Erica -- they're finally getting married, right?

Greenlee: Down in Florida.

Kendall: Yeah, they want us there as soon as possible, so he'll probably call you next.

Reggie: All right, sweet. We do a little wedding business, and then we hang by the pool.

Danielle: No poolside honeys for you.

Reggie: I won’t. First, I got to get Lily at Wildwind, then tell her the good news, because we got some packing to do. Mmm.

Lily: Have you ever had another girlfriend?

Sam: Yeah, a couple.

Lily: While you were in Paris?

Sam: Mm-hmm.

Lily: Do you still have them as your girlfriend?

Sam: No. I like to keep one girlfriend at a time.

Lily: That would be me?

Sam: Yeah.

Lily: Did you kiss them?

Sam: Yeah, I did.

Lily: Did I kiss ok?

Sam: You -- you were great. Tres bien. That means "very good."

Lily: Tres bien. Did you have sex?

Sam: It doesn't matter. You don't want to have sex. That's what matters.

Lily: Tres bien.

Sam: D'accord. That means "Ok, we have an understanding."

Lily: D'accord. So, would you like to practice touching now?

Erica: Oh, this is perfect. Kismet -- that's exactly what I told my fiancé under your beautiful Banyan tree. Our wedding, your resort -- just gorgeous. Oh, of course, we're going to have to reserve more of these gorgeous suites, I mean, as many as you possibly can.

Tony Danza (as the resort’s representative): Done, Ms. Kane.

Erica: And a florist --

Man: No, actually, a team, with a gifted support staff.

Erica: A caterer?

Man: Five star.

Erica: Just like that?

Man: Well, we're honored that you've chosen the Boca Raton Resort & Club for your very special day.

Erica: Oh, thank you.

Jack: Well, Reggie’s thrilled. He's trying to find Lily, tell her all about it. Hi.

Erica: Reggie and Lily -- that's my new son and daughter. Oh, video games in Reggie’s room and nothing red whatsoever in Lily’s room.

Man: Got it.

Erica: Ok, so they're on their way?

Jack: Yep, Greenlee and Kendall, too.

Erica: Oh, Greenlee and Kendall -- those are two of my daughters, one new and one not. So, orchids in Greenlee’s room and exotic florals in Kendall’s.

Jack: They said they'll bring smiles, swimsuits, and their best behavior.

Erica: Oh. Sounds perfect.

Jack: Oh, boy, I know that tone. That was my bride's "it sounds perfect, but" tone. I'm sure you'll be hearing it a lot. I'm warning you in advance, and, yes, I already told Greenlee she could bring Ryan, it was fine, ok?

Erica: Ok, and Ryan is going to be my new son-in-law, thanks to my husband-to-be. Oh, this is going to be divine.

Jack: Oh. Is "divine" doable?

Erica: Oh, "divine" is already done.

Man: It is our pleasure to give you the wedding of your dreams.

Lily: I'd like to practice touching now.

Sam: Lily, I really like you. But you kind of freak out when people touch you. I don't want to do that to you.

Lily: No, I -- I want you to try.

Sam: You'll let me know if it gets to be too much?

Lily: Ok.

Sam: Ok, here goes. Are you ok?

Lily: Yeah. It -- it feels nice. Tingly. You can continue. I like this feeling.

Sam: The coolest part about having a girlfriend is touching.

Lily: Just no sex.

Sam: Yeah. Never, I promise.

Lily: Thanks.

Sam: Lily, I do want to kiss you again, only this time a little bit longer and a little bit harder. Would that be ok?

[Reggie doesn’t look pleased to see Sam kissing Lily.]

Lily: Hey, Reggie. Just practicing touching and kissing my boyfriend.

Kendall: Yes, we would like to travel as soon as possible.

Greenlee: I'm sorry. This messes up the big anniversary plans.

Ryan: Are you crazy? This is huge news.

Greenlee: We could turn it into a little vacay of our own, spend a little time down there, a little sun, a little sand. Boca Raton's supposed to be gorgeous.

Ryan: Greenlee, I'm not going.

[As “Walking on Sunshine” plays, Jack and Erica enjoy walking around the resort, romping on the beach, and kissing under a tent.]

Reggie: Lily -- we have to go get packed, because we're going to Florida. J and Erica -- they're getting married.

Lily: Oh. Sam, I have to go now, but I'll talk to you when I get back.

Sam: Ok. Have a great time. I'll see you soon.

Reggie: You know, when I get back, me, you -- long talk. Long talk. Yeah.

Erica: Bianca. Oh, honey, thank heavens I finally got you. I have some wonderful news.

Greenlee: It's fine, Ryan. Jack specifically said he wanted you there.

Ryan: Oh, come on. We both know Jack was being magnanimous.

Kendall: What, trouble before you're even in paradise?

Ryan: Look, one day Jack and I will see eye to eye. Right now it's still just a little bit raw.

Greenlee: This is important to me, Ryan.

Ryan: I don't want to ruin Erica’s big day with all of my drama.

Greenlee: A regular day in Erica’s life has drama. Your presence won't change that.

Ryan: Look, I have another doctor's appointment this week. I think this guy can really help me out. I don't want to stop now.

Greenlee: This day is about family. You're my family.

Ryan: Yeah. I'm just not ready for the whole big party thing, you know, and everybody there and the whole nga-line deal -- I'm just not ready.

Kendall: Why don't you stand at the bar? That's where I'll be.

Ryan: Jack wants you there. I think you should go. I think you should have fun, and we'll pick up exactly where we left off when you get back.

Greenlee: I'll be counting the days till I come home.

Ryan: Yeah, sure.

Kendall: It'll be one hell of a homecoming, won't it, Ryan?

>> On the next "All My Children" --

Amanda (to Di): You really think I'm a liar and a thief.

Ryan: Take your little tough-guy act and get out.

J.R.: Is that a threat?

Greenlee (to Zach): Erica's all over Kendall, so for your freak-show wedding, you two leave me out.

Bianca: Miranda, look! It's your family!

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