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The O.C. Favorite Quotes
There are so many great quotes from the O.C, that I had to
split them up. Maybe it should be a comedy instead of drama, don't forget
to submit your favorite quotes,
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to put the name of the episode the quote is from.
"Every day is a fashion show for these people." - Seth -
"The Pilot"
"Oh wow, I should really learn how to knock.. just in case there's a
threesome going on.. in the bathroom." - Seth -
"The Pilot"
"Do you want to play Grand Theft Auto? It’s pretty cool. You can like,
steal cars and… Not that that’s cool. Or uncool. I don’t know…" - Seth
to Ryan - "The Pilot"
"Do you like my hair this straight? Or is too Avril Lavigne?" - Julie
to her younger daughter - "The
Pilot"
"And she would if she had the chest to hold it up. It’s called puberty
honey. It’ll happen." - Lady at the fashion show on why the girl was in
Calvin Klein instead of Vera Wang -
"The Pilot"
Ryan: "Actually I hit him first..."
Marissa: "Well, hard to believe you are not more popular." -
"The Pilot"
Seth: "At least I don't shave my chest"
Luke: "What'd you say?"
Seth: "I said you looked nice in that sweater vest. It was a
compliment!" -
"The Model Home"
You know what I was thinking? With this being your last night and all we
should do something special. I don’t know, possibly get a couple tattoos or
some hookers and lose our virginity, right? Okay dude, I don’t know. Or we can
dive into a shark tank if that’s what your into? - Seth -"The
Model Home"
Ryan: "So I'm now property of the government, take the name 082965."
Seth: "Hey, at least it’s better than death breathe Seth." -
"The Model Home"
Sandy: "There’s no need for sarcasm"
Seth: "I wasn’t being sarcastic" -
"The Model Home"
Marissa: "Why won’t you tell me where we’re going? This is pretty far
away"
Seth: "Oh wow, complaining, that’s interesting considering no one invited
you."
Marissa: Before I came along you were on a skateboard. - "The Model Home"
"You know what I like about rich kids? *punches Luke* Nothing." -
Ryan
-"The Model Home"
Ryan: "I didn’t tell her anything. I think the black turtle neck in August
tipped her off."
Seth: "Okay, I was going for stealth, and also it's slimming." -
"The Model Home"
"Hey, look it’s someone’s birthday, I guess my invitation probably got
lost in the mail" - Seth -"The
Model Home"
"I think by the end of the night, she might know my name" -
Seth -
The Gamble
"The Star Wars Convention! Her top was off, couldn't you have at least
said X-Men for me?" - Seth -
The Gamble
"Got to go find a another delinquent youth to endanger the community.
Maybe a black kid or an Asian Kid" - Sandy -
The Gamble
Ryan: "I used to want to be an architect"
Kirsten: "What do you want to be now?"
Ryan: "Seventeen"
Kirsten: "Me tooo..." - The
Gamble
"My mom ditched me, I burned your wife’s house down, how is this okay?"
- Ryan - The Gamble
"Still hasn’t called ya? He was in lock-up, maybe he’s into dudes now" -
Summer - The Gamble
Jimmy: How’s your mom?
Seth: Uhh.. just..married! - The
Gamble
Julie: *turns off tv*You will not believe what Sandy Cohen said to me! He
basically called me white trash. He said I was from riverside!
Jimmy: Honey, you are from riverside
Julie: It was his tone. -
The Gamble
Cause for me Summer, its always been you. Always...and...i've tried to
fight it. And i've tried to deny it...and i can't do it. It's
undeniable."-Seth (submitted byKarebearr33)
"Do you know what girls find sexy?"
"Dudes that play waterpolo?"- Seth (submitted
by AbbeyAL)
The Following all submitted by Kate L.
Seth: She’s got Tahiti written all over her. (moans)
Seth: You guys really wouldn’t hurt me, because that would be so clichéd.
(They pick him up) I guess you’re fans of the cliché. (submitted
by Kate L. )
Seth: I listen to the same music as Marissa Cooper? I think I have to kill
myself.
Seth: I don't know. He did say something about going down to Mexico and
gambling on cokfights. I mean, I don't know what kind of jurisdiction you
guys...
Seth: I know. Fifth grade, when you two got your mack on, during our class
trip, to the Museum of Tolerance back of the bus. Classy lady. (submitted
by Kate L. )
Seth: The Star Wars convention? I'm sorry. Her top was off. You couldn't
have at least said "X-Men" for me?
Seth: So then she says, blow on these, and clearly, she's talking about, ya
know, those, but I...being the total gentleman, I blow on the dice, of course. (submitted
by Kate L. )
Seth: Dude. You're a Cohen, now. Welcome to a life of insecurity and
paralyzing self-doubt.
Seth: Oh, you’re a really good barbequtionist.
Seth: Wow, you just got your butt kicked. You didn’t even fight back. Dude,
you really are a Cohen. (submitted
by Kate L. )
Seth: Speaking of which, do you think I could pull off the wifebeater? You
know, switch up my look?
Seth: They're parents. They work for us. (submitted
by Kate L. )
Seth: See they’re like puppets and I’m puppet-master
Seth (to Ryan): Is it twisted to find my potential grandma really hot? (submitted
by Kate L. )
Seth: Ryan? Ryan. Look at me, this is me here, okay? Amigo. Now I
know you're hurting, and i think you need to unburden your soul.
*sits on bed, and pats the bed space next to him* Anytime, i'm here to help.
Seth : Shh, eavesdropping, I hear like a wolf. (submitted
by Kate L. )
Seth : See? You know, strangely, I think my JewFro benefits from this.
Summer : You're Jewish?
Seth : Yes, that's why I feel so comfortable in this desert heat. (submitted
by Kate L. )
Seth : okay, i know that denial is a very powerful coping mechanism. But i
just think Summer, that it's time that we paid lip service to our lip service. (submitted
by Kate L. )
Seth: God! Dad, those eyebrows are out of control! (submitted
by Kate L. )
Seth: Because we're going to school with like 300 Luke's, minus the
redeeming social qualities. (submitted
by Kate L. )
Seth: So when you lost your virginity I was playing Magic the Gathering
Seth: Wait hang on, I'm not going anywhere until somebody tells me what
happened last night, Mom please fill me in. MOM! I. Oh I get it, I'm just here
for the comic relief. (submitted
by Kate L. )
Seth (to Ryan): ...despite what the Penthouse letters might suggest, two
girls and one guy... it's not all it's cracked up to be. (submitted
by Kate L. )
Seth: So Marissa's with Ryan.
Kirsten: WHAT?!
Seth: I said, Marissa's in Chino.
Kirsten: I cant hear you!
Seth: I said, (Kirsten turns off blender) MARISSA'S IN CHINO! Wow, that
really does happen in real life!
Julie: What!?
Seth: I said Marissa has my chinos, I love those pants! (submitted
by Kate L. )
Ryan: I was just over there. They seemed really happy.
Seth: Yeah? And by happy, do you mean... (whispers) gay? (submitted
by Kate L. )
Seth: I'm not afraid of Summer or Anna... well i'm not afraid on Anna. (submitted
by Kate L. )
Seth: I’ve got Jesus and Moses on my side, man. (submitted
by Kate L. )
Kirsten: That you get from your father. (submitted
by Kate L. )
Seth: Oh, my God. They’re coming in? *checks his eyebrows*
Seth: I'm going to go make magic happen. I feel like my hair is working
for me tonight. (submitted
by Kate L. )
Seth: Yes. You’ve really painted a picture for me. I feel like I was
there. (submitted
by Kate L. )
Seth: Whoa. Seperate seats, you guys. Come on, there's no sex in the
champagne room. (submitted
by Kate L. )
Seth: I'll probably just do what Ryan and Marissa are doing. (submitted
by Kate L. )
Hailey: That little short girl next door? (submitted
by Kate L. )
Seth: No, (raises hand above head) puberty happened. She's a laker (submitted
by Kate L. )
Seth (to Oliver): Dude, I can't believe you live in a penthouse, man. This
place is ridonkulous (submitted
by Kate L. )
Seth: to himself Luke has a gay dad. Luke has a gay dad. to Luke Hey,
buddy, can't wait to see it! (submitted
by Kate L. )
Seth: What happened to Seth/Ryan time? (submitted
by Kate L.)
Summer: What are you? Like 70? Seth: On the inside yes. (submitted
by Kate L.)
Ryan: I don't play golf , Seth: Not true, buddy! You don't play golf very well. (submitted
by Kate L. )
Sandy:
(About Danny) that guy makes Ryan look funny
Seth: no, that guy makes Marissa look funny (submitted
by Summer)
Summer: go away
I'm studying naked
Seth: that's supposed to make me go away? (submitted
by Summer)
Sandy: to Anna,
Seth, and Summer) hey ladies
Seth: dad, don't call me a lady (submitted
by Summer)
Julie: is this a
booty call? (submitted
by Summer)
Seth: so when you
were losing your virginity, I was playing magic: the
gathering?
Ryan: you still play magic
Seth: yeah but not as much (submitted
by Summer)
Seth: I could save
you an empty seat on my lunch table
Summer: there's nothing but empty seats at your lunch table (submitted
by Summer)
Summer: (to Anna)
HEY! we were having a conversation here!
Anna: oh sorry, I didn't know insulting him counted as conversation
Seth: yeah well, if it doesn't, we've never spoken (submitted
by Summer)
Seth: I know it
seems like not much progress has been made but, well I
guess, yeah, not much progress has been made (submitted
by Summer)
Seth: what if the
girl I am supposed to be with just went to pittsburg?
Ryan: what if she went to chino?
Seth: why would Anna go to chino? (submitted
by Summer)
Seth:(snaps) oh
snap! (submitted
by Summer)
Summer: we're from
orange county
Paris Hilton: orange county?! eww! (submitted
by Summer)
Seth: I heard some
really bad music and I knew it could only be
self-indulgent actors with instruments (submitted
by Summer)
Seth: (about luke
and julie) maybe they're not having sex. Maybe they
just rent motel rooms to spoon and watch charlie rose (submitted
by Summer)
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